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12494367 No.12494367[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Soft and fleshy?

>> No.12494376
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12494376

Healthy and fertile. Reminder to praise our savior Hathor.

>> No.12494378

TWO
YES
TWO MORE DAYS
UNTIL WE FIND OUT
MIIA IS A FATHERLESS RAPE BABY

>> No.12494383
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>>12494378
Don't be so mean with her.
Probably that's the cause of her twisted mind.

>> No.12494386

I prefer tho keep these abominations at bay and under control by our righteous hand!

Brothers, rally to me! For the purity of mankind, the Order prevails!

>> No.12494387 [DELETED] 
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12494387

big and beefy

>> No.12494391

I like them.... purified

>> No.12494401

In the previous thread:

Cowtits
Blind people being blinded by their monstergirl waifus
New Hitomi
Tenderly touching fluffy ears AND NOTHING ELSE
P'Orcs are loved
Baphomet Complex translation made more headway
Dominating Kikkimoras
Tall, lanky, long-legged Red-maned Wolfgirls wearing stockings (>>12492493)
Screw-holes
More Dominating Kikkimoras, courtesy of Seafoam
ISIS vs Iraq, but with DFC vs Oppai
Charles Darwin vs Monstergirls
One Anon wants to have sex with his 12yo niece
Small loli Fennec foxgirls
People were tsundere to Alp the Writefag
We all became immortal until the death of the universe

Did I miss anything?

>> No.12494406

>>12494367
>That translation
"Master, do you like... plump girls?" is infinitely better.

>> No.12494407
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12494407

Would you take her home?

>> No.12494410

>>12494401
>People were tsundere to Alp the Writefag
I wouldn't call hatred tsundere

>> No.12494412
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12494412

Big and soft.

>>12494387
Asterio and Tio crossover when.

>> No.12494415

>>12494401
Cowtits shall always win. DCT is the better in every way than DFC, its only a matter of time.

>> No.12494418

>>12494406
That is the translation from the scanlation team, so I didn't changed it.

>> No.12494419

>>12494410
This is the tsun part. The dere part is due in a few weeks.

>> No.12494420

>>12494407
10/10, would feed small portions of own liver to.

>> No.12494424
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12494424

Need monster milfs. Feeling woozy, want to go to sleep...but need to stay awake...for the milfs.

>> No.12494425

>>12494367
>Thread name in the wrong field
>No mention of monster girl in the OP
>No OP links text
>Doesn't even show on the catalog
What the fuck were you doing?

>> No.12494427

>>12494419
That was hatred, not tsun, even if the dere part came in a few weeks he'd either be dead or have fully sworn off writefagging by then.

>> No.12494430

>>12494407

I'd just buy her some food out of kindness and then depart, it doesn't sound right to just snatch people away like that. Now, if she chooses to follow me home, things are gonna get a bit complicated.

>> No.12494431

>>12494424
No Anon, go to bed. Let their ara ara be your gentle, sweetly embracing alarm clock. No waiting, just sleep now.

>> No.12494434
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>>12494412

I want to be the meat in a Tio/Asterio sandwich.

>> No.12494437

>>12494420
>Your newly adopted fox girl daughteru is suffering from severe starvation
>The only thing that can save her is if she eats your liver
>She is too ashamed of her Kumiho lineage to try to do it
>You know that the amount of your liver it would take to save her would kill you
>But...
What do you do?

>> No.12494443

>>12494425
>>12494425
Sorry for that.
When I saw the shit I've made it was too late.

>> No.12494446

>>12494437
Realize the butchershop is open and live happily ever after.

Alternatively. I have no idea and would panic.

>> No.12494447

>>12494407
If she is homeless yes. I would raise her, and take care of her. And I would hopefully pray my new daughteru doesn't make me her husbando like a Dhampire does.

>> No.12494450

>>12494437
butchershop
or
kill her

>> No.12494451

>>12494376
Do you think Pharaoh might get replaced in the popularity contest?

>> No.12494460

>>12494451
There has been a great increase in Holstaurus, DCT love in the past couple weeks so its a possibility. The true word is spreading and new brethren are showing up every thread.

>> No.12494464

>>12494418
>That is the translation from the scanlation team, so I didn't changed it.

I just went and looked this up.
I'm pretty fucking mad that they butchered some of the dialogue and then had the old scans replaced with their garbage.

>> No.12494467

>>12494460
So the answer is yes?

>> No.12494471

>>12494434
I'll be the vanilla in that reverse oreo.

>> No.12494472

>>12494467
I sure hope so. Though we do need more material of her, art, stories, and such.

>> No.12494474

On a scale of 1 to 5, how rough do you like your rape?

1 being gentle motherly "I'm doing this for your own good, now rest your head on my chest while I pat your head" unwanted sexual advances

5 being "I'm going to ruthlessly fuck your brains out while causing serious psychological and emotional trauma to you" dark alley encounter

>> No.12494478

I wonder how venomous MG's would feel about a anti-toxin clinic?

I'd figure it would be the governmental equivilant to cunt blocking to them.

>Scorpion girls, Manticores, Apophis, Shirohebi, Oomukades and Arachnes protesting at the doors, claiming the patients are their husbands.
>All the while Mantis and Oni bodyguards try to keep them at bay for the chance of snatching the patients for themselves.
>The doctor keeping a steady pace with his cocktease of a kraken

I have been reading way too many medical dramas.

>> No.12494479

>>12494460
Don't know.
Actually dominant and sadist kikimoras are in high cotation in these days.

>> No.12494480

>>12494474
Starting with 5 and finishing with 1.

>> No.12494483

>Tokyo game show
>Monster Milfs
Japan
Please, my Penis can only get so erect

>> No.12494484

>>12494474
Going with 5. What's the use of getting red if you aren't crying at the end?

>> No.12494485

>>12494478
Well its their fault for being so shit that they need a poison to have a husband.

>> No.12494488
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12494488

Two. Months. Of. Waiting.

>> No.12494490

>>12494474
Starting with 4 and ending with 1

>> No.12494493

>>12494480
>>12494490
>ending with 1
>not starting with 5 and ending with 5

Wimpy

>> No.12494496

>>12494451
I'd probably feel more upset about that possibility if Pharaoh had ever actually had a chance of getting anything in the first place

>> No.12494505
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12494505

>YFW Hermit Crab delays MILFs another month and releases shorts about Monster Girls and Boxes

>> No.12494509

>>12494474
2
Where any attempts at resisting will result in the rest of the session ramped up to 5

>> No.12494511

>>12494437
>find someone killed in a car crash
>take their liver
>say its some type of generic meat

>> No.12494516

>>12494496
Pharaoh hasn't had anything nice since Apophis destroyed took her sand castle and throne back in preschool.

>> No.12494518

>>12494478
>anti-toxin clinic

Wouldn't that only be a real problem if the men could go there of their own free will? I doubt they'll be able to get out of their rape-induced coma without a little help from a paladin or neighborhood do-gooder.

>> No.12494527

>>12494450
Do you mean put her out of her misery,
Or outright kill her in self defense?

It amounts to the same thing, but hey, it's the thought that counts.

>> No.12494530

>>12494527
quickly behead her because I don't like needy orphans

>> No.12494534

>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy

>> No.12494540
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>>12494447
Daughteru's with Electra complex.
Morals do not apply.

>> No.12494541

>>12494530
At least she'll thank you for not letting her become a cold-blooded Kumiho before you brutally murder her.

>> No.12494542

>>12494534
Pharaohs and Apophises flinging shit at each other, and all us Anubutt lovers are watching from the wings, laughing at you all.

>> No.12494544
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>>12494488
The couch 4koma was the biggest troll act I've seen in much time.

>> No.12494548

>>12494534
What's their first non-consensual encounter like? Keeping the boy from going home because they want to play "capture the paladin" with him?

>> No.12494549

>>12494541
Making people's lives better is why I enjoy being a Paladin.

>> No.12494551

>>12494548
Something along those lines.
The snake cuddles he gets when he loses makes him the true winner, despite the outcome.

>> No.12494553

>>12494544
Eh, if you had gotten the magazine in hand, it was everyone on summer break.

And nowhere does >>12494488 say that the moms would be there next month.

>> No.12494560
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For your viewing pleasure.

>> No.12494564

>>12494407
>kumiho

And get a Prometheus thing going now that I'm immortal? [/spoiler]No, murder MGs a SHIT[/spoiler]

>> No.12494567

>a monster's body cannot be broken through sex

So I could squeeze Pharaoh's boobs as hard as I could without fear of harming her? What kind of extreme play could MGs handle?

>> No.12494569

>>12494564
http://pastebin.com/QcEPMgwd

>> No.12494571

>>12494567
Okay, that sounds like some bullshit if I ever heard it.

>> No.12494575
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12494575

>doing lewd things with monster girls when there are perfectly good paladin girls out there

>> No.12494576

>>12494549
Your definition of making people's lives better and actually making their lives better are probably two different things.

>> No.12494577

>>12494551
Thus preparing him for unwanted sexual affection and full body lamia "hugs" as an adult man so that he's less resistant? Sounds harmless.

>> No.12494580 [SPOILER] 
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>>12494378
But we already know that, anon

>> No.12494581

>>12494575
Monstergirls doing lewd things to a paladin girl and her shota brother at the same time.
By the end of it, the shota is being squeezed in on both sides by bare breasts, moaning with his new extended family.

>> No.12494587

>>12494576
>putting a starving girl out of her misery and preventing a fuck ton of murders
>bad
pick one.

>> No.12494589
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12494589

Would you wear her?

>> No.12494590
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12494590

>>12494474
3.5 ,I like it when it starts playful but with the receiving party growing afraid. The attacker should be quietly forceful, using their body and strength to keep the victim under control, but no rough words, better to keep them calm, yet alert and aware of what's happening. The "be quiet, be good" type. Still, today, I SHALL REMIND THEM.

>> No.12494591

>>12494589
as a condom

>> No.12494592

>>12494589
But Flash is wearing her already.

>> No.12494593

>>12494589
Why not?
So she can milk my dick all the time, 24/7

>> No.12494594

>>12494540
Mah. Fucking. Nigga.

>> No.12494596

>>12494589
Is she like a slime? I don't need to be all the time wearing her, right?

>> No.12494599
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>>12494540
Perfect.

>> No.12494600

>>12494571
You gonna make me get the full citation? Just go read the world guide.

>> No.12494603

>>12494592
Remember that she can reproduce with just a tiny piece of herself.
Or you dont like Carnage-chan

>> No.12494604

>>12494599
>not being capable of taking down a little girl
he deserved it

>> No.12494609

>>12494592
Remember that she can reproduce with just a tiny piece of herself.
Or you dont like Carnage-chan?

>> No.12494610

>>12494599
You seriously saved that? Strange feeling.

>> No.12494611

>>12494575
But Paladin girls are just as lewd as monstergirls, they just try to hide it.

>> No.12494615

>>12494604
>wanting to hurt little girls

This is why you'll never have a daughter.

>> No.12494616

>>12494609
>That moment when you find yourself bonded to a Hybrid

The sensation of multiple things trying to probe you or jerk you off.

>> No.12494617
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>> No.12494619
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>>12494590
>Confessive rape
>You will never be raped by your Medusa classmate during after school hours
>She will never grab you by your collar and yell at you as she tearfully rapes you
>"This is your fault! You forced me to do this! All because you didn't get it!"
>"You could never figure out that I loved you all this time!"
>She pulls on your collar so that she can give you the deepest kiss she can offer, all while continuing to thrust her hips on your dick

>> No.12494621

>>12494615
Bitch deserved it.

>> No.12494625
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12494625

>>12494617

>> No.12494627

>>12494619
I'd prefer a Medusa story involving a guy who's antics force her to be more honest with her feelings.

>> No.12494630

>>12494617
>all that brown harpy goodness
She's no Asterio, but still great.

>> No.12494636

>>12494619
>it's your fault I'm raping you

I hate that crap. Do go on

>> No.12494638

>>12494615
normally i agree but sometimes you gotta set boundaries, like don't rape daddy

>> No.12494640

>>12494636
That--That's all I had.

>> No.12494641

>>12494619
Continue.

>> No.12494643
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12494643

>>12494630
puu sh/ba58Z/007877e8b8
At least the undies look good in 3d

Also dark meat tatas puu sh/bDgQh/4c80f89e34

>> No.12494644

>>12494638
that never works it just teaches them to do it and not get caught

>> No.12494648

>>12494644
Or you could not be a shit parent and not raise a shit kid.

>> No.12494649

>>12494575
>>12494611

Just imagine all the sexual frustration bottled up in a Paladin girl who can't hold it back anymore being unleashed while you're travelling with her on a Holy Mission accross the land alone together

Could it be that the ultimate form of rape is hidden inside the women who choose to fight it?

>> No.12494650

>>12494621
Why? Because she loves you so that she would break the ultimate taboo and give her body and soul to her father? Because she wants you to be her and no one else's? Because she'll make sure no deceptive, manipulative bitch can ever hurt you? Damn anon, you need to get your priorities straight.

>> No.12494652

>>12494590
>starts playful
So an oni joking with her human boy friend about how easy it would be to pin him down and ravage him, how funny it would be if he were completely helpless and she in complete control of his fate, how that would make her a sex offender and he a rape victim, she making mock advances while he giggles and tells her to knock it off
>quietly forceful
Then the smile vanishes from her face, her grip on him firmer now and she no longer responding to his mock cries for help, him calling her name and telling her she's being a little rough, lighten up, ok it's not funny anymore, stop, please stop,
>better to keep calm
Her face completely emotionless now as if she were doing something as natural as laying down to go to bed, only she's laying down on top of him now, him wondering if he should scream or if she's going to stop any minute now, still somewhat afraid to offend her if he cried rape, him slowly losing avenues of escape as her legs pin down his own and she beginning to take off his clothes
>"be quiet, be good"
Him starting to wimper quietly, she placing one hand lightly over his mouth as if to comfort his worries, she gaining a sense of clarity and realizing how feasible the act has now become

Then suddenly ramping up to 5

>> No.12494656

My cat just brought in her second mouse tonight. The first mouse I managed to release easily, even though it had a blooded left eye, but when I poked the second one to release it into the bushes, it seized up and flipped over onto its back. Either it was in shock, or it had actually died of shock. I don't think it had a heartbeat, so probably the latter. Either way, I left it in the same bushes.

This whole series of ridiculously grim events has given me an idea:
Catgirl who has been turned down multiple times by her depressed owner/rent-payer decides to cheer him up by going out on the town and bringing him back numerous hapless mousegirls, as she suspects that he has a thing for them.
Most of the mousegirls who are brought (dragged) back are either furious, bewildered, or scared out of their skin, and are usually too unresponsive to resist being taken back by this catgirl.

>> No.12494657

>>12494638
>>12494648
Fucking puritans.

>> No.12494658

>>12494650
Because she's a yandere and yandere are shit. Should have killed her and moved on.

>> No.12494660

>Getting home from a long day at work.
>Walking through the front door, and seeing your Kikimora finish vacuuming your den floor with the smell of a steak dinner done like always.
>Go up to her head, and pat her on the head saying "Thank you."
>Gently start grope your Kikimora's breast with her blushing.
>Have your Kikimora ask you if one day if she could be more than your servant.

Your response is.

>> No.12494665

>>12494569
Yeah I read that, marvelously horrifying.

>> No.12494666

>>12494657
>Not wanting a shit daughter that goes yandere
I don't give a fuck about incest but yandere is shit.

>> No.12494667

>>12494649
i want this so bad, and its not rape if i like it

>> No.12494670

>>12494643
Most of them have tatas in abundance. At this rate notCerea will be a breath of fresh air.

>> No.12494672

>>12494660
>"Of course! After all, I already think of you as...I dunno, something like a Noble Confidant of sorts."

>> No.12494675

>>12494660
You already are, then proceed to fuck her brains out, eat, then hit it again.

>> No.12494677
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12494677

Vampire > Dhampire

>> No.12494679

>>12494649
>The cute quiet paladin girl becoming a foul-mothed violent rapist when she can't hold it in anymore.

That's one of the best kinds of rape.

>> No.12494680

>>12494660
>Steak after a long day at work
>Every day

Why am I not married to her already?

>> No.12494681
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>>12494630
Just choose your delicious brown flavor and try to don't eat too much.

>> No.12494685

>>12494652
Have her nuzzle his face and chest a bit as she pins him and you have a 10/10

>still somewhat afraid to offend her if he cried rape

Where the fuck are we, Sweden?

>> No.12494689
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12494689

how does 12 beast have so many delicious designs

>> No.12494694

>>12494681
California Gold
Bedouin Dreams
Dark Vanilla

Those are my 3, although I may be biased by the actual girls representing them in the image.

>> No.12494695

>>12494689
Crabs stretching his libido.

>> No.12494697

>>12494656
>?
Girls getting girls raped. Helping the guy rape. Yes, yes, do it.

>> No.12494701

So after reading through my old CYOA, I remembered why things slowed down. Anyway, you can find the update on line 760, or just ctrl+F [Latest]

http://pastebin.com/bFWqyMjJ

http://strawpoll.me/2590402

Since I know some of you may not be keen about what's currently going on, I added the "forgo" option. If chosen, the current issue will be pushed away, and may be brought up later if you guys want, or if chekov's gun requires it.

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>>12494689
>Asterio
>good design

>> No.12494703

>>12494658
>>12494666
I will slap your shit, at the same time.

>> No.12494707

>>12494660
What, she cleared my turf? Unacceptable.

I take that as a challenge, wake up earlier than her the next day and clean up everything before she has a chance to do it. I then find where she lives and go clean that up too. When she returns to her own house, wondering where her prospective master went, she'll find me in a butler outfit, asking whether Mademoiselle Kikimora would like dinner, a bath or her humble butler first.

Bitch messed with the wrong servant.

>> No.12494710

>>12494656
>>12494697
>Girls being raped
No.

>> No.12494711

>>12494643
>head wings
who thought this was a good idea?

>> No.12494712

>>12494681
Scent of Cinnamon
Amazon Chocolate
Red Earth

>> No.12494716
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12494716

>>12494710
Fuck you, YES!

>> No.12494717

>>12494677
fuck of LDR

>> No.12494721
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>>12494716
NO.

>> No.12494722

>>12494677
Die monster, you don't belong in this world

>> No.12494729
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>>12494711
Don't forget the arms.

I don't understand why people compare EMGs Harpies and 12Beasts "Harpies" despite the fact that they're clearly different species.

>> No.12494732
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>>12494721
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

>> No.12494734

>>12494474
5, though psychological trauma is better than physical brutality.
I want a monstergirl to rape me while whispering in my ear how sex with her will ruin me in the eyes of gods and men, and the child she'll concieve this night will surely become the Rapist Antichrist

>> No.12494738

>>12494681
>California gold
>African Queen
>Amazon Chocolate
{Power gap}
>Okinawan
{Powergapx2}
>Rest
Anybody feel me

>> No.12494740

Reminder that Polt would get super huge from pregnancy if she had a litter and each child was the size of a human baby

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12494743

>>12494712

>> No.12494746

>>12494740
she would be like octomom but ugly.

>> No.12494747

>>12494743
I love the coloring, but spiders a shit.

>> No.12494749

>>12494743
I would totes date her, but she is a rapetrain so I rather not be in the same city.

>> No.12494753

>>12494746
She would be like Octomum but snuggly and cute, and with the energy to look after a whole litter of hyperactive pups and still find time to keep fit.

>> No.12494755
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12494755

you will never get pulled underwater then raped by a shark girl

>> No.12494756
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12494756

>>12494717
>>12494722
Why would you want a half-breed when you can have a pure one?

>> No.12494759

>>12494596
>Is she like a slime?
She's made of alien goo.
>I don't need to be all the time wearing her, right?
Clingy around those it's fond of and with some serious abandonment issues but you can still talk things through.

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12494760

>>12494747

>> No.12494763

>>12494755
>You will never go and avenge raped anons
>You will never tell the Shark girl to 'SMILE YA SUNNVA BITCH' and then explode her

>> No.12494766

>>12494756
because the half breed isn't a fucking cunt.

>> No.12494767
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12494767

>>12494589

>> No.12494768

>>12494755
Good, I don't want to drown

>> No.12494771

>>12494677
>WANTING
>VAMPIRES
>LITERALLY WANTING SOME HOITY TOITY BITCH WHO WANTS TO EAT YOU, AND TURN YOU INTO ONE OF HER MILLIONS OF UNDEAD SLAVES
What a story Mark

>> No.12494773

>>12494767
>not venom
9/10

>> No.12494777

>>12494768
But she'd keep you safe by delivering her own oxygen straight into your mouth.

>A yandere underwater monstergirl who doesn't cast any water-breathing magic on her human love, so that he has to kiss her every few dozen seconds to stay alive. The only time he gets to breathe normally is in the little air pocket she's made for him when she sleeps.

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>>12494766
>All the vampires have the same personality
I bet you follow the KC's entries literally.

>> No.12494780
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12494780

>>12494768

>> No.12494782

>>12494773
I don't believe we even have artof an Arachne in Venoms attire.

>> No.12494783

>>12494760
Sad, it doesn't suit her.

>incoming red earth

Yes please.

>> No.12494784

>>12494763
and then have three shitty sequels about it.

>> No.12494788

>>12494780
>wtffunfact.com
Come the fuck on.

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12494789

>>12494783

>> No.12494792

>>12494779
>not knowing mythology

>> No.12494796

>>12494792
Since when do we use the mythology for everything? Because a lot of monster girls should be shit then.

>> No.12494802

>>12494734
What shall we call this scenario, Anon's Baby?

>> No.12494810

>>12494649
>>12494667

>You'll never be a veteran Paladin who's seen everything
>You'll never be called by the Order's generals for a new Holy Crusade
>You'll never get paired up with a young rookie Paladin girl and assigned to complete your mission with her help
>You'll never give her your own advices from experience as she grows stronger in your journey
>You'll never pat her head for always having your back in combat
>Her face will never get redder than a tomato whenever you do this
>You'll never eventually come across a a group of monsters that end up overpowering you in battle
>You'll never distract them as your companion regains her composure
>You'll never order her to use a powerful holy spell you taught her on the entire group as they surround you
>She'll never hesitate to do it, fearing you might die
>She'll never use the combat spell out of panic, subduing the monsters
>You'll never wake up later near a campfire at night, wearing nothing but the simple pair of pants you usually wear under your (now missing) armor set
>You'll never notice her embracing your body, wrapping bandages around it, as tears flow from her sad face and fall on your chest
>You'll never tell her that she shouldn't worry too much for an old Paladin like yourself, and that you're ready to die in battle for the sake of keeping her purity
>She'll never explode into a mix of tears of joy, sadness, relief and lust, stopping her bandaging and immediatelly tackling you to the ground with a glomp
>Your exhausted body will never prevent you from doing anything as she loves you tenderly all night long under the dark, starry sky

>> No.12494817

>>12494796
Mermaids drown you, manticores eat you, succubi drain you to death, lamia eat your children and crush oyu to death, foxgirls trick you into the poorhouse, madhouse or death. Liches and amazons enslave you, spiders pump you full of venom and store you for later consumption, dragons torch your village and eat you , baphomet eats your soul, dullahan calls down plague on your household, and the list goes on.

>> No.12494819

>>12494810
I think I'd rather get raped in combat than succumb to a subordinate whom I'm supposedly protecting from mg corruption.

>> No.12494824

>>12494817
>Liches and amazons enslave you

Well, I guess we really know who best girls are now.

>> No.12494829

>>12494824

He got amazons wrong. They kidnap you and gangbang you during their breeding festival then kill you and eat you along with any male babies that are born. Like the poor sod has never read of the man-eating mares.

And liches are just ordering around your soulless reanimated corpse.

>> No.12494835

>>12494824
Being slave to a lich means you'll be a mindless husk or skeleton. Amazons will use you for breeding stock if you're not complete trash or kill you after the first or second daughter.

>> No.12494836

>>12494819
But being betrayed by someone you trust just makes the rape so much sweeter. Are you saying you don't to see her crying when you recover from your violation begging you for to forgive her for the awful thing that she did to you?

>> No.12494846

>>12494836
>But being betrayed by someone you trust just makes the rape so much sweeter.
This.
The man knows his rape.

>> No.12494850
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12494850

Will a purge be necessary after the anime?

>> No.12494851

>No cute mewling kitten daughteru licking your fingers as you pet her while she rests on your lap

>> No.12494867

>>12494835
>>12494829
Well ok, I never liked liches anyway. Amazon route still sounds best in comparison, at least you have a chance at survival if you can keep producing those daughters for them. Hell, even try bartering for your life in exchange for your eternal service, even help them kidnap men by going undercover in human dwellings and luring men to their villages. There must be a way around these things and if you absolutely have no pride and will do anything to survive.

>> No.12494873

>>12494836
But then the journey back would be pretty damn awkward and she'd have to live with her crime for the rest of her life which is kind of a drag. At least the other way I could get raped heroically and have other paladins tell of my valor to future generations.

>> No.12494878

>>12494703
You don't have too, I'm the same person.

>> No.12494882

>>12494850
Signs point to yes.

>> No.12494886

>>12494867

Not really. The whole original amazon myth is where there's an island full of nothing but beautiful women. And the sailors go to trade there because the women are wealthy and the shellfish there are used to produce a special dye (the original "jew blue").

Only once a year, they come down to the port city and pick out a few of the men they favor, get them nice and drunk and slow, then kidnap them to breed with. After the breeding is done, pagan gangbang style, you get sacrificed to the god they worship and your flesh eaten. They may or may not turn into evil razortoothed horses for the last part.

>> No.12494890

>>12494701
>Half an O
>Already ground
Holy shit we need to give Jimmy something, like a sex demon or something.

>> No.12494897

>>12494873
It depends on what you do, you could forgive her, but always be careful around her, just in case she can't control herself again. You could turn her in, so she spends the rest of her life exiled for her crime. Or you could tell her that this sort of thing is only fine between a husband and a wife and marry her.

>> No.12494902

>>12494740
>>12494850
Its funny because recently I had my very first monster girl dream and it was about Polt. We were apparently married and she had just given birth to a litter of kids and we were holding them in our arms making sure they were warm. It wasn't a very long dream but god damn it hit me right in the heart.

>> No.12494904

>>12494707
I like you and what you're trying to do, but my pedantry forces me to say
>Butler
>Cleaning

Personally: kikimora a cute. Would make a better wife than servant or boss.

>> No.12494912

>>12494886
Well, just as long as they kill me before they eat me.

I guess in terms of painless deaths succubi a best.

>> No.12494921

>>12494897
>but always be careful around her

What's the worst she could do, she's just a human girl. I'll just make sure not to get into a tight spot in the future.

>> No.12494936

>>12494921
For one, you can't sleep around her anymore, because she might take that chance to use you. There's no going out drinking at the taverns with her, because she might just be trying to get you drunk. Then there's the fact that she's still a trained paladin, and she might be able to overpower you if she catches you off-guard. That's the thing, you want to forgive her, but you never know when she might use a moment of weakness to strike.

>> No.12494946

>>12494589
Yes. I want to feel the strength and security, only to be slowly overwhelmed by the madness and lust. Wait, would that turn me into a super rapist?

>> No.12494959

What if you became a wizard and focused on learning summoning so you could summon a myriad of MGs and they would have to obey your every command?

>> No.12494961

>>12494672
Wow. I didn't think it bothered me that much anymore.

>> No.12494962

>>12494904
Wait a minute, butlers don't clean?

My whole life has been a lie.

>> No.12494964

>>12494959
>summoning things that could potentially rape you and steal your wizardry away

Good idea.

>> No.12494970

>>12494962

He's splitting hairs between butler and manservant. It's not a big deal.

>> No.12494973

>>12494964
All wizard summoning spells come with a "Duration: Until target is about to have sex" condition.

>> No.12494981

>>12494973
spoken like a true wizard

>> No.12494982
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12494982

>Gamer Gazer walks down the street, a hoodie shielding her from the rain, and clutching tightly to her her most recent purchase of chinese boy cartoons
>Behind her, she hears the lighthearted laughter of a Jabberwock and her date
>Both have a single umbrella and keep offering it to the other to use
>The Jabberwock says the boy should use it since he's her princess and she wants to keep her possessions in the best condition
>The boy says that the Jabberwock should use it since she's so amazing, far more than he could ever be
>Finally they decide to squeeze under the umbrella together, the Jabberwock holding the boy tightly to her as they giggle
>The Gamer Gazer sneers, and mutters under her breath about how disgusting public displays of affection were
>About how they should keep that shit in a room
>About how they should have checked the weather forecast and brought an umbrella
>About how ">Dating 3dpd"
>But they can't hear her, they're too busy giggling and complimenting each other
>And Gamer Gazer can't help but feel a pang of hurt from this
>About how she'll never have a human boy to do cute stuff with
>About how no one will ever want to date her NEET self
>About how she's too awkward to communicate with and rape a real human boy
>About how she'll never have anyone to comfort her when the Kikimora Janitors ban her from /hbg/
>She can't tell if the water falling from her tentacles is he tears or the rain
>However, a thought comes to her mind, a thought that grants her comfort
>A grin of satisfaction covers her face, as she mumbles to herself a phrase that keeps her from curling up into a ball and breaking down on the sidewalk
>"At least I have more game than the PS4."

>> No.12494988

>>12494982
God dammit.

>> No.12494990

>>12494649
Imagine being a young and innocent squire following one of the greatest paladins of the age. She is the veteran of a hundred battlefields, awarded every medal the order produces. Time and the wear of battle seem not to touch her. The faint wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, the streaks of white in her golden hair, do nothing to diminish her beauty.
It is her kindness and humility though, that most impress you. She found you, a war orphan abandoned to the streets, and took you in - gave you a place to belong, a future.
You follow her to the lair of one of the lilim. After a pitched battle the two of you manage to slay the beast, but not before it poisons your master with some terrible demonic spell.

cont.

>> No.12494996

>>12494982
>you'll never play Gamer Gazer gf at who's domming who in bed that night
>you'll never lose every time

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>>12494982
>spoiler
gold.

Also I would challenge her to dark souls duels and relentlessly tool on her until she rages at me, sending agree messages over xbL steam, or psn.
It would be then that I reveal I am a HB and it was a HB that tooled on her so relentelessly
The shame will spark something, a desire within her to try to find me and duel me IRL to see who is truly the best chosen undead
it will end with me back stabbing her repeatedly while she screams for more if you know what I mean.

>> No.12495003

>>12494990
I will never understand the obsession with shotas or being a shota and being raped by a monster girl. Why can't you just be an actual man and fuck a girl. Keep going though, I like where this is heading, just needed to get that out.

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>You will never give a Medusa a full body massage
>She will never go full tsundere sensory deprivation rape on you while claiming she totally isn't enjoying it, her snake hair love pecking you

>> No.12495007

>>12494982
Didn't someone write a story about a beta rehabilitation camp run by a minotaur which was supposed to get mgs back into approaching and raping men?

>> No.12495012

>>12494836
>>12494846
>>12494873
>>12494897
>>12494921
>>12494936

I was trying to make my greentext look like healing, but it seems to have backfired. Oh well.

>> No.12495016

>>12495003
>He doesn't want to be a helpless shota and get taken advantage of by a dirty old mg

Look at him and laugh.

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>>12495003
Thank you for your contribution.

>> No.12495020

>>12495003
I agree with you.

>> No.12495021

>>12495012
We all need a little unhealing now and then.

>> No.12495025
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12495025

>you will never be a shota who is raped by youkai
why live?

>> No.12495024

>>12495003

Agreed.

>> No.12495026

>>12495016
I would rather actually be able to give her pleasure and make her my wife.

>> No.12495029

>>12494946
>Wait, would that turn me into a super rapist?
Name yourself Sodomy.

>> No.12495033

>>12495025
So that you can be an actually mature man and fuck and impregnate your wife with a dick bigger than an inch, though for some people it doesn't matter their age on that account.

>> No.12495034

>>12495025
Because there are always more giants.

>> No.12495035

>>12495025
That's a whole lot of woman.

>> No.12495038

>>12495026
>doesn't want to be raped

what are you gay
why are you even here

>> No.12495039
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12495039

Tfw i look just like the petrified guy

>> No.12495041

>>12494962
>>12494970
A butler is the servant in charge of the wine-cellar and other booze related things. Name comes from "bottle".

>> No.12495044

>>12495039
>castle waifu
/tg/ pls

>> No.12495045

>>12495026
Nigger, why are you applying 3D logic to 2D porn logic.

>> No.12495046
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>>12495038
Well that is the point

>> No.12495047

>>12495038
Stop assuming things. I'd love to be overpowered and fucked till my pelvis breaks by my wife, but I'd like to actually pleasure her as well.

>> No.12495049

>>12495045
Because they might be 3D one day.

>> No.12495050

>>12494990
At first she seems well enough if a bit feverish, but as the night wears on her condition worsens. She alternates sweating and shivering, mumbling incoherently about pain and heat and hunger and other things you do not understand.
Eventually she rises from her bedroll and looks at you sharply, seemingly lucid.
>I'm sorry child, I cannot take it anymore
She grabs you firmly and asks you to marry her. Startled and confused you agree without really thinking about it. She takes an official marriage license from her pack and has you sign it. It has an amendment at the bottom, signed by a cardinal, allowing it to be valid without witness signatures. She even preforms a short ceremony blessing the union, using what seem to be official church ceremonial objects. You had no idea she had all of that in her pack, or why she bothered bringing it.
Afterwards she spends the rest of the night gently making love to you for the purposes of procreation.

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12495056

where are my Holstaurus bros at?

>> No.12495057
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12495057

>>12495049
Not in our lifetime.

Anyways, why would anyone want them in 3D?

>> No.12495060

>>12495038
You can be an adult male and be raped. That's the point of monster girls, remember?

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12495062

>>12495038

>why are you even here

Take a guess, monster-loving scum.

>> No.12495063

>>12495056
Always present.
>>12495057
You never know man. So that we can actually fuck them.

>> No.12495064
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>>12495047
look at the time! It's rape o'clock!

It's always rape o'clock.

>> No.12495066

>>12494680
Probably because you're dying of heart disease or too fat to marry.

>> No.12495070

>>12495060
But why wouldn't you want to be in an even more helpless situation as a shota? Turn those rape dials to 11.

>> No.12495073

>>12494680
I guess I'm just not American enough for this, that sounds really boring.

>> No.12495074

>>12495062
>someone Paladining harder than me
Jesus Christ.

>> No.12495078

>>12495070
So that after the rape you can actually live a life with her. And because most of us don't want our wife dying 20 years before we do.

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12495079

>>12495056

>> No.12495080

>>12495033

>Fucking a P'Orc like a beast
>Rubbing that plump little clit as you jackhammer her pelvis
>Filling her to the brim with your piglets
>Not watching her oink in satisfaction as you make her a bowl of oatmeal the next morning, getting modest about the noise

>> No.12495081

>>12495070
When an Ushi-One is raping you ir doesn't matter who small or big you are.

>> No.12495082

>>12495073
Only lazy amerifats who want a stereotypically perfect 1950s waifu like these bird maid shits.

>> No.12495083

>>12495079
I prefer KCs minotaur.

>> No.12495084

>>12495080
W-what? Did you miss quote?

>> No.12495087

>>12495082
Its not good to generalize, makes you look like an idiot.

>> No.12495091

>>12495083
Me too. At least they can actually rape and don't have tits 5 times the size of their heads, fucking crabman art.

>> No.12495093

>>12495084

No.

Proving why being a man is better than shota

>> No.12495096

>>12495007
please be a thing

>> No.12495098

>>12495093
Alright, that's also what I am arguing.

>> No.12495100

>>12494771
But if she loves you, she'll turn you into a vampire and then YOU can eat people and make them your undead slaves with her for all of eternity. Also you can have undead necrophiliac kinky vampire sex on the bodies in the beds in the houses of your victims.

10/10 would marry a vampire chick.

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>>12495062

I was this close to buying a sweet paladin figure just to make some fun pictures for /mgg/ about paladin posting. Then I realized it's really hot and my air conditioner is on the fritz and bought a fan with the money instead. Hopefully I'll have the cash when another one pops up.

>> No.12495104

>>12494982
you bastard

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>> No.12495109

>>12495096
IIRC anon is the minotaur's husbando and also the test dummy for the beta's courtship and rape attempts

>> No.12495110
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12495110

Any man who lets a woman cook his steak for him deserves a horrible boring life.

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12495111

but are my Holstaurus bros thirsty?

>> No.12495112
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12495112

How do you bone a skeleton girl?

>> No.12495114

>>12495018
THAT'S a boy?

>> No.12495115

>>12495111
Always thirsty for more milk. Always.

>> No.12495118

>>12495110
She can cook my beefstick.

>> No.12495119

>>12495114
Weren't you girly as a shota, anon?

>> No.12495121

>>12495039
This is heartbreaking.

>> No.12495122

>>12495110
>>12495111
Well shit.
>>12495114
It's just the way Kloah draws his shotas sometimes. Even they're getting a titjob from a chesty cake/milf.

>> No.12495126

>>12495121
i dont have the rest of it but he regains the ability to move later on to save his daughter

>> No.12495129

>>12495119
What do you think I am, white?

>> No.12495134

>>12495082
So Europoors are content with their "stronk indepandant wimyn", who are pretty much men with vaginas, but worse than the average man?

>> No.12495136

>>12495081
>not wanting the ushi-oni to "teach you how to play a fun game" on the condition that you "hold still and be quiet like a good boy"

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>>12495102
Good luck, warrior of light

>> No.12495141

>>12495091
Eh it's a mix of personality and build for me with Crabmans girl.

>> No.12495146

>>12495136
I fail to see why you can't do that being an adult.

>> No.12495155

>>12494890
Probably something to remember for a custom choice later on

>> No.12495158

>>12495050
When you wake the next morning you finally understand what the lilim did to your master. The horns on her head, the wings sprouting from her back, make everything quite clear to you.
There is no question of leaving her though. You commit yourself to a life in hiding, traveling from town to town, never getting too close to anyone. At first all is well. It is a difficult life, but then so is life on the crusade, not much has changed. You even manage to find some happiness together in those few precious moments of peace.
Eventually though you begin to notice the abnormalities. It starts small, an unexpected marriage at an inn you were staying at, a young nobleman run off with a maid in the night. It keeps happening though, the incidents growing more obvious, more bizarre. Eventually whole towns the two of you stop in begin to break into hedonistic group handholding , young men driven wild assault women with proclamations of undying love. Mysterious succubi, with wings of pure white, bodies drenched in divine power, trail in your wake taking advantage of the chaos by playing matchmaker, preforming marriage ceremonies, and offering relationship counseling.
Your master's aura of chasteness and purity seems to infect everything she comes into contact with, filling people with pure love and purifying the very landscape. Soon whispers begin to spread that there is a new lilim in the land, going about in secret and sowing chaos. A lilim so powerful and unrepentantly lewd that even others of her own kind are disgusted by her.

>> No.12495162

>>12495136
but we played the rape game yesterday. and the day before. and the day before. I don't wanna play it any more.
>Now you're getting into it!

>> No.12495171

>>12495158
God I wish more succubi/Lilim were like this.

>> No.12495173

>>12495162
That joke makes me laugh every single time.

>> No.12495174

>>12495146
>you will never have a delusional ushi-oni to keep treating you like a shota despite the fact that you're a full grown man

>> No.12495179
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>>12495171
Lilim are already pretty damn monogamous as it is.

>> No.12495182
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12495182

but my fellow Holstaurus bros, what if she is both flat and tsundere

>> No.12495185
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12495185

I just want to marry a cute brown minotaur girl, is that too much to ask?

>> No.12495190

>You will never have a P'Orc wife
>You will never take a bath with her, her pressing her breasts into your back the entire time as she scrubs you
>You will never princess carry her into the foyer, mock-struggling with her weight, getting her to bop you
>You will never lay her on her back and spread those legs while pressing the tip of your dick into that well lubricated pussy of hers
>You will never get stopped by the fucking doorbell and a postman who's all-too-good at his job of fucking up a romantic evening

>> No.12495192

>>12495182
>tsundere

Absolutely shit.

>> No.12495194

>>12495182
That's okay.
>>12495185
They're hideous.
The colors are alright though.

>> No.12495199

>>12495158
>You and your classmate will never realize your love for each other until you both yell it out while fucking like wild rabbits
>All because a succubus wanted to play matchmaker and use her magic to make you two fuck each other
Thank you, based succubus.

>> No.12495201

>>12495182
She's only tsun because she's flat and flat almost always equals bitch. Obliviously I feed her lots of milk then impregnate her to get them bigger. If she stays a bitch I leave.

>> No.12495202

>>12495182
>Holstaurus
>flat and tsundere
Heresy.

>>12495194
You are hideous.

>> No.12495204

>>12495129
Can't people of all races look girly when they're young?

>> No.12495205

>>12495179
Except the whore bitch herself.
>>12495199
Succubi a shit most of the time.

>> No.12495206

>>12495192
Reminder that tsundere isn't shit when it's a Medusa

>> No.12495211

>>12495206
Tsundere is always shit.

>> No.12495212

>>12495205
The only good succubus is a matchmaker succubus

>> No.12495214

>>12495206
Tsundere always a shit

>> No.12495217

What was the name of that manga that Hound liked that had the tiger girl and monkey girl? I think it wasn't translated, but I'm not sure.

>> No.12495220

>>12495212
Not if she forces it on people like they almost always do.

>> No.12495222
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>>12495202
Crabmans minotaurs a shit, what are you gonna do about it?

>> No.12495223
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12495223

Remember to keep it to a friendly fondling. Just because it has a hole doesn't mean its meant to be dicked.

>> No.12495224

>>12495222
I still love the guy who drew this for drawing my idea.

>> No.12495225

>>12495211
>>12495214

>Thinking Medusa tsundere is bad

INTO THE PARK YOU GO.

>> No.12495226

>>12495222
Nothing, since I used it because it's the only brown minotaur I have. You still hideous, though.

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>>12495217
Kouya ni Kemono Doukokusu?

>> No.12495229

>>12495162
But all whores in training need to keep playing the game, anon!

Don't you want to be a whore when you grow up?

>> No.12495231

>>12495044
I'm so sad that that setting is no longer being worked on...

>> No.12495232

>>12495223
>Fennec foxgirl who covers her eyes with her ears whenever she's scared, or sleeping.

>> No.12495234

>>12495158
>purification

Absolutely DISGUSTING!

>> No.12495235

>>12495232
Too cute

>> No.12495237

>>12495228
Yes! That's the one. Thanks.

>> No.12495242

>>12495204
No.

>> No.12495244
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>>12495222
>Crabmans minotaurs a shit

>> No.12495246

>>12495129
>He's not white

>> No.12495252

>>12495244
yeah

>> No.12495258
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12495258

Hey, monster girl thread, you guys know about Lee, right?

Animal ear grand strategy is good stuff.

>> No.12495259

>>12495244
If they haven't seen the light by now they never will. Just means more for the true believers in the promise land.

>> No.12495260
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>>12495222
>>12495252

>> No.12495267

>>12495244
Her tits are comically oversized.

>> No.12495268

>>12495258
Well duh.

>> No.12495271

>>12495267
Well she's a cow and a big girl.

No meme intended.

>> No.12495275
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12495275

>>12495244
her:smiling, holding corn
him:sweatdrops
is she really going to shove that corn cob up his butthole?

>> No.12495279

>>12495246
Your deductive powers are astounding.

>> No.12495285
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12495285

but my fellow Holstaurus bros, what if your Holstaurus won't allow you to directly drink from the tap and only from a cup

>> No.12495286

>>12495246
Well don't worry, we're all a multiracial multicultural politically correct gender neutral bunch here.

>> No.12495287

>>12495275
No because that's gay.

>> No.12495289 [DELETED] 

>>12495279
Sorry, should I accompany the phrase with a gif of someone laughing next time?

>> No.12495291
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12495291

>>12495258
My nigga, tanuki is best girl.

>> No.12495293

>>12495285
Then I refuse to fuck her until she finally breaks down and force feeds me and realizes the immense pleasure she gets from it.

>> No.12495295

>People will never realize that Apophis and Shirohebi a shit, and the chosen lands are Echidna and Medusa

>> No.12495300

>>12495295
Shirohebi a best.
Echidna a second best.
Apophis a ok,
Medusa I don't really care about her but she's not shit.

>> No.12495302

>>12495285
Milk's milk. Not really a big deal

>> No.12495308
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>>12495214
>>12495211
So you're saying this is shit?

>> No.12495309

>>12495289
You know that Agnus gif when his eyes get really wide? That one.

>> No.12495315

>>12495287
>>12495275
What do nips think of gay people?

>> No.12495316

>>12495308
That sounds awful and the guy is a fucking dickhead.

>> No.12495319
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>>12495315
They're all a little gay

>> No.12495321

>>12495295
Echidna>Shirohebi>Medusa>Lamia>Apophis

>> No.12495325

>>12495308
>No bro snakehair

Meh. Too generic. I want my tsundere Medusa to have the snakehair equivalent of "I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my owner."

>> No.12495329

>>12495316
>Helping a girl convey her feelings more honestly by playing along with her tsundere attitude
>Dickhead
Anon I implore you to reconsider.

>> No.12495330

>>12495291
fuck you, mini-horo best

>> No.12495336
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12495336

>>12495321
Medusa>Echidna>Lamia>Apophis>Shirohebi

>> No.12495344

>>12495330
But all she does is trash MC's pad.

Miku even cleans up after her.

>> No.12495348

>>12495336
Medusa>Echidna>Apophis>Shirohebi>Vanilla Lamia

You can say whatever you want, but we can all agree that Vanilla Lamia is worst girl.

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12495349

>>12495252
I still like her.

>> No.12495351

>>12495348
Apophis>Medusa>everyone else

>> No.12495353
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12495353

>>12495336
>those snakes

I am seriously reconsidering medusa, and I like snakes.

>> No.12495356

>>12495308
What about a mg who tries to help a tsundere anon more honestly convey his feelings?

>> No.12495358

>>12495351
>>12495348
>>12495336
>>12495321
Looks like the Lamia lovers are having a civil war brewing

>> No.12495361

>>12495356
>Male tsundere
Anon...
I always did entertain the idea.
He'd have to be slightly thugdere too, though.


Or at least the "misunderstood Not-Delinquent" type.

>> No.12495362

>>12495179
>Armoring everything except center of mass
>No Plate Carrier
>Rifle larger than your body
>No spare ammo
>Uncovered wings
>No NVGs
0/10 would not operate with

>> No.12495363
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12495363

>>12495348
I would have put Vanilla Lamia last, except as I was going through my snakes folder I happened across this little number

>> No.12495365
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12495365

>>12495362
/k/ pls. You guys complain about everything.

>> No.12495366

>>12495361
>thugdere

nah. It could just be any regular old human supremest or mg hater.

>> No.12495368

>>12495362
Japs can't into anything military most of the time. Even if they weren't a jap most people are just dumb when it comes to stuff like that. Not saying its alright, just saying.

>> No.12495369

>>12495363
We need some more art of the Lamia on the right.

>> No.12495372

>>12495366
>mg hater
No "misunderstood Not-Delinquent"?

O-okay.

>> No.12495373

>>12495358
So there's a Lamia civil war, The Great Chest War, what other wars are there?

>> No.12495376

>>12495373
The Horse Pussy<->Snake Cloaca War rages on like always.

>> No.12495377

>>12495369
Christ man.

>> No.12495379

>>12495373
The fluffy tail scale war. Can't forget that one

>> No.12495380

Apophis>Shirohebi>Echidna>Medusa>Lamia

>> No.12495381

>>12495377
Huh?

>> No.12495383

>>12495369
>>12495377
What about the one on the left?
The one with the high ponytail?

Because high ponytails are just...just...
UNNNF!

>> No.12495384

>>12495376
That's the constant cold war of the super powers right there.

>> No.12495386

>>12495373
The war between writefags and writer's block/procrastination, I'd imagine.

>> No.12495388
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>>12495383
Yep.

>> No.12495390

>>12495373
The great ShitPosting Wars.

>> No.12495391
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12495391

>>12495365
/k/ is the grumpiest board, only slightly edging out /v/ and /co/

>> No.12495396

>>12495391
>anyone being angrier than /v/

>> No.12495405

>>12495365

>Wearing strips on bare skin for maximum chafe
>Gas mask with no eye protection
>Can carry Panzerfausts on legs, but no actual armor or even ammo pouches
>Knee pads on top side of spider legs
>Big target wearing barely any body armor

>> No.12495411
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12495411

>>12495405
Oh boy, here we go.

>> No.12495413

>>12495405
Also she has the warhead but no launcher for the panzerfaust.

>> No.12495415

>>12495383
>that wight with a ponytail in RS' story
I want it drawn so bad

>> No.12495418

>>12495244
They are. Proportions are disgusting, they aren't buff looking in the slightest outside of their abs. Their horns are shit tier, they arent a nice shade of brown compared to KC's minotaurs. All in all Okayado fucked up.

>> No.12495419

>>12495415
But anon, KC Wight has a ponytail.

>> No.12495430

>>12495419
it's not the same. it's too proper.

>> No.12495442

>>12495109
I remember that!

http://pastebin.com/pg1DcHdm

God, that was fun. Did any Anon here apply for a waifu? If so, which one was yours?

>> No.12495455

>>12495442
Holstaurus, always and forever.

>> No.12495456
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12495456

>>12494367
>fleshy
Prefer mine non-cellular.

>> No.12495478

>>12495442
>http://pastebin.com/pg1DcHdm
I got the thunder bird saboteur, I was pretty damn happy.

>> No.12495526

>>12495302
But ir her milk.
You are the only one who can drink it.
It's your personal source of liquid holstaurus health.
Keep it well

>> No.12495532

>>12495526
What i meant was it's no big deal if it's from the tap or in a cup, though I'd prefer a glass
If it's her milk, it doesn't matter how she serves it.

>> No.12495545

>>12495182
Worse form of Cow

>> No.12495547
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12495547

with mallows?

>> No.12495553
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12495553

LOOK! AN ALIEN ONI!

>> No.12495557

>>12494701

Updated at line 773. Here are the new choices: http://strawpoll.me/2592113

>> No.12495559

Hey guys, you like NTR right?

>> No.12495562

>>12495547
Now I want some hot cocoa made from a Holstaurus with some marshmallows

>> No.12495563

>>12495553
Classics are great

>> No.12495569

>>12495562
Holstaurus Farm
- Ice Cream
- Butter
- Milk
- It's a bed and breakfast or a bed and breed'em.

>> No.12495580

>>12495553
source? i just want to laugh at the horrible art style

>> No.12495582

>>12495580
>not knowing who Lum is
Judging by the way you type, you must be pretty new

>> No.12495585 [SPOILER] 
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12495585

>>12495295
Medusa>Shirohebi?
Medusa+Shirohebi!

>> No.12495590

>>12495585
Yes, I'd wife her.

>> No.12495593
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12495593

>>12495580

>> No.12495594

>>12495585

I hate you for being able to color hair, but I love the idea.

>> No.12495598

>>12495585
I'm liking it. Continue

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>>12495585
Original version, I don't like Medusa's colors.
>>12495598
I don't know if I will keep working on it, but if I do won't be this month.

>> No.12495607

>>12495602
>I don't like Medusa's colors.
I mean I don't like KC's Medusa's colors.

>> No.12495611

>>12495602
>>12495585
I like them both

>> No.12495617

>>12495585
>tsun > yan
>ever

>> No.12495618

>>12495602
This one's even better.
Red Medusa is now canon.

>> No.12495621

>>12495617
Yan is only better than tsun when it's limited to obsessive Yandere.

None of that obsessive-possessive bullshit.

>> No.12495627

>>12494593
>Why not?
Will shove her tongue and symbiote goo into your orifices whether you're wearing her or not
Slowly breaks your mind through temptation and pleasure
Will overpower you and assume control if you act out of line
She is yandere

>> No.12495669

We're going to need Centaurs being fulton'd now

>> No.12495691

>>12495669
Ever since that Fulton Weresheep drawing, I've been wanting Loen to draw a Weresheep floating in the sky Balloon-Fight style.

>> No.12495701

>>12495669
Fulton?

>> No.12495711

>>12495701

Stop repeating everything you hear, Snake.

>> No.12495716
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12495716

you guys wouldn't a Dullahan as your personal knight would you?

>> No.12495718

>>12495716
Eh... they are nothing to lose your head over. If I was getting a knight I'd go with centaur.

>> No.12495729

>>12495716
I'd put my neck on the line for one.

>> No.12495732

>>12495716

HAHAHAHA HEAD!

>> No.12495735

>>12495716
Maybe as the head knight

>> No.12495760
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12495760

why are upside down boobs the best boobs?

>> No.12495767

>>12495760
Because they're attached to the best girl that isn't Polt.

>> No.12495768

>>12495760
Because underboob is more erotic than cleavage

>> No.12495769

>>12495716
In a comedic moment, I would be too tempted to use her head as a bowling ball.

>> No.12495783

>>12495769
>Anon goes bowling with his Dullahan waifu.jpg

>> No.12495786

>>12495760
I know that grin.

>> No.12495819

>>12495783
I also couldn't take her to any sporting events. She would be traumatized.

>> No.12495825

>>12494378
Is this because her mother was raped, or because her mother raped some guy?

>> No.12495840

>>12494474
Any thing other than 5 isn't really in the spirit of rape. I actually find 1 to be scarier. She thinks what she is doing is right. Atleast 5 doesn't have any psychological skullduggery. Easier to recover from. So what if I get traumatised, I learn not to walk down dark alleyways in the middle of the night in rape city. Because apparently I needed to be raped to know that. 1 however could potentially give me stockholm syndrome.

>> No.12495841

>>12495819
>Football makes her puke
>Basketball makes her cringe
>Golf and Baseball is suicide
I wonder if you could traumatize a Dullahan enough that they're completely afraid of balls or spheres in general

>> No.12495850

>>12495841
"Dully, look, it's morning. "
> " I'm not going out there. There's a ball in the sky, and it's on fire. Surely this is a sign that you're going to light my head on fire. "

>> No.12495855

>>12495850
>You hear screaming from the bathroom
>Rushing in, you see Dully staring aghast at the mirror
>She turns to you with tears in her eyes
"There are balls on my chest"

>> No.12495879

>>12495855
>preparing for the sex
> ten thousand slaves are put to work erecting your Great Pyramid
> She sees your dick
> punches your testicles, screaming bloody murder and prayers.
> she doesn't stop until she busts a nut.

>> No.12495885

>>12495879
>ten thousand slaves are put to work erecting your Great Pyramid
Are you some kind of Pharaoh Futa?

>> No.12495915

>>12495885
>Pharaoh Futa
Maybe he's just married to a Pharaoh, effectively making him some kind of...I dunno, Pharaoh Man of sorts.

>> No.12495921

>>12495915
Sounds like some kinda lame 70's superhero.

>> No.12495923

>>12495915
but the girl in this scenario is a Dullahan unless this is also the ultimate fate of the Pharaoh from that one picture

>> No.12495925

>>12495921
>Has never played Mega Man
What kind of rock-dwelling nigger are you?

>> No.12495926

>>12495923
What one picture?

>> No.12495931

>>12495925
I kind not into robots man.

>> No.12495934

>>12495926
grapesnake holding a severed pharaoh head by .less

>> No.12495937

>>12495934
Oh...right...
Dullahan-Pharaoh sounds pretty nice though.

>> No.12495957
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12495957

Why are foxes always so smug?

>> No.12495984

>>12495957
>Peak of desirability
>Centuries of experience
>Ultimate snuggles
I'm not even especially into fluffy, but I'd stil la kitsune.

>> No.12495996

>>12495984
I may not be into kitsunes as much as the average bear, but spats is an automatic win in my book

>> No.12496010
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12496010

>>12495996
Spats on a fat-bottomed fox girl are nice.

>> No.12496017

>>12496010
Spats on anything is great. You throw spats on any MG and it's an increase in greatness

>> No.12496020

>>12496017
>spats on a wererabbit
>spats on a mermaid
>spats on an ushi oni
>spats on a wight
>spats on a sandworm
Eh...

>> No.12496022

>>12496020
Ok, I worded that wrong
MG's that have two legs

>> No.12496028

>>12496022
I still listed two those would look weird on. Especially the wererabbits. Them thighs, man.

>> No.12496029

>>12495285
Then I'll wear a rubber and deny her my seed. If she won't let me drink from the tap, then neither can she.

>> No.12496030

>>12496028
I'll admit, wererabbits have some mighty fine thighs

>> No.12496036

>>12496020
That hitman story put a wight in greasy short shorts as she tinkered on guns. I need more of that.
Also, spats ona centaur

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12496044

>>12495984
I doubt any heterosexual male could refuse a kitsune.

>> No.12496047

>>12496044
I probably could if I had a reason to. The question is why I would have a reason to. I mean, aside from maybe paranoia.

>> No.12496048

>>12496044
Could she she turn an Alp back to a guy?

>> No.12496051

>>12496048
Probably, those tails aren't just for cuddling.

>> No.12496052

>>12496048
>heterosexual
>male
That's demon lord level work right there. And the demon lord wouldn't do it.

>> No.12496069
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12496069

So did Alp really give up writing? I left the last thread part way through.

>> No.12496073

>>12496069
If he did give up this would mark the third time. Don't worry about it too much.

>> No.12496074

>>12496044

Hypothetically speaking, what if I was allergic?

>> No.12496076

>>12495365
>no armor or camo
>Big as fuck surface area
>half-faced gas maks
>no sling on rifle
>no front placed ammo pouches
>only combat gear, no canteens or anything
0/10 KIA on arrival

>> No.12496079

>>12496073
I can't help but worry.

>> No.12496081

>>12496074
You would be fine, Mg's are hypoallergenic.

>> No.12496087

>>12495365
Can she even reach half the shit strapped to her giant-ass legs?

>> No.12496094

>>12496087
Maybe she has help? Or maybe she's just there as a mobile ammo/weapon container?

>> No.12496114

Is the thread dead?

>> No.12496115 [DELETED] 

something something big hips something something minuns etc etc

and stuff including lots of boobs

>> No.12496116

>>12496094
>Hey, I'm vital
>Lets be as open, obvious and upreotected as possible.
I dunno, my biggest problem is her ratio. She's like 85% spider 15% human. I prefer a ratio of 50/50 or 75 spider 25 human at the most.

>> No.12496118
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>>12496116
So you don't like most spider girls then?

>> No.12496120

>>12496118
No, I consider that the right ammount of spider to girl.

>> No.12496129
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>>12496120
But there isn't much of a difference.

>> No.12496141

>>12496129
>>12496118
You keep posting my ideal proportions like its something I wouldn't like. Stop it.
>>12495365
This is what I have a problem with, look at how uneven the girl to spider proportions are. some one pose the sentaur with a massive horse body. I feel that would better illustrate my point.

>> No.12496142 [SPOILER] 
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12496142

So glad of you to "volunteer" for samples.

>> No.12496147

>>12496142
I always wondered how that poor sap even got into that situation. Like, when did he start to question things? Was it when he met the manticore nurse? Was it when he was blindfolded? Was it when he saw the chair/tape with the metal straps on it? Was it when he was forced down into it? Like how exactly does one find themselves in such a scenario?

On a side note, some one should write a story about a Manticore who thinks shes hot shit, and rapes this guy, but near the end of their relationship, she loves him in some weird twisted way, but he only sees her as his needle and the next fix. It should focus on her emotions throughout like it were some kind of self-imposed torture.

>> No.12496156
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>>12496141
Fine, I'll stop.

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>>12496147
oh anon, you make it sound like he was "forced" into it. All they did was "take care" of him and give him "injections" while they take daily "samples" from him

>> No.12496159

>>12496147
>poor sap

Well he did sign a contract for mandatory samples, voluntarily of course. As for when he started to question his situation, probably before he had clamps placed on his nipples, after the blindfold and his arms being bound.

>> No.12496161

>there's a knock on the door
>it's a manticore
>just stare at her for a minute while she has a shit-eating grin
>"you're not the kitsune waifu I wished for" you tell her, before shutting the door
>she just stands there, dumbfounded
>she knocks again
>open the door
>this time she's visibly mad, her tail is poised to strike
>"I didn't order any pizza, either. go away"
>shut the door and call the cops
>start crying because the wish you made on your birthday cake will never come true
>her tail violently breaks through the door, moments later she's completely destroyed it
>"FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WANT ANY BIBLES!" you scream, eyes full of tears and snot dripping down your nose
>you start throwing things at her, squealing and sobbing all the while
>she goes from livid to utterly stupified
>sighs and leaves, goes to rape the guy next door
>smile to yourself, that's the third time that's worked
>you're still sad about no kitsune waifu

I wonder if there is a match.com for monster girls

>> No.12496162

>>12496159
I wonder if the contract has a part where you get to chose who is your nurse? I wonder if ticking the "Please GOD no manticores" box would merely give rise to their ire and make them want to rape you even harder for not wanting them in the first place?

>> No.12496164

>>12496161
>I wonder if there is a match.com for monster girls

It's called a dark alleyway.

>> No.12496172

Would a monster girl get all giddy when hearing about her friend getting pregnant? Would they throw a baby shower?

>> No.12496184

>>12496172
They'd act giddy at first, then rape their husband/boyfriend/slave until they're knocked up too.

>> No.12496197

Alright, why are we dead again?

>> No.12496203

>>12496052
Hear me out
>Fluffy, Ara ara nine tailed kitsune has her eyes ona shota
>waiting for his 13 th birthday to make him a man
>sadist succuslut gets him first, mindbreaking him and strap oning him
>his innocence gone, he begins to Alp, to the dismay of fluffy fox
>angered by the actions of succubus, guilty because she feels responsible
>she wants to do something about it
>Succubus throws Alp away once his dick is gone, he's no use to her now
>fluffy fox moves in, and with a combination of fluffy, kitsune magic, gallons of girlcum, and love, she begins to reverse the process
>eventually, the Alp turns into a strapping, handsome man
>Now you're a Man by DVDA plays in the background
If you write from the Kitsunes perspective, there's no need to portray the shota getting buttbanged, but it won't work cuz people would sperg out at the idea of monstergirl on Monstergirl action

>> No.12496209

>>12496203
>not liking girl on girl action

Only a fag could hate that.

>> No.12496210

>>12496209
/u/ seems to not be liked here, I like it, though

>> No.12496221

>>12496210
What's not to like?

>> No.12496222

>>12496184
>Baby shower results in near-literal localized shower of babies
Just another day in MGG.

>> No.12496228

>>12496222
God help you if your wife is a scylla/kraken. You'll need to fertilize over 200,000+ eggs.

>> No.12496229

>>12496221
No self insert possibilities?

>> No.12496231

>>12496228
That's one well scattered load. Of course, she won't let you stop with one, but still.

>> No.12496236

>>12496229
But you're watching two hot girls fingering, kissing, licking, rubbing, and mutually masturbating eachother.

>> No.12496242

>>12496236
Do we strike you as stable and reasonable people, Anon?

Yes it's hot, yes we're going to sperg out over it anyway, You know it to be true. It's the way of things.

>> No.12496244

>>12496236
I never said I understood the dislike for that here, I've just observed a lot of
>/u/ pls go
When it's mentioned

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>>12496244
Maybe some of us are overly christian? It would explain the paladins being giant fags.

>> No.12496262

>>12496250
Why is that artist so good?

>> No.12496293
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12496293

Not enough people know that bear girl is best girl.

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>>12496293
No they aren't.

>> No.12496300
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12496300

It's been over 48 hours. Still no signs of Gunstar delivering momdom apophis. The camp grows more restless with each passing minute. I fear we might not last another day.

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>>12496300
He'll deliver.

>> No.12496312
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>>12496297
I cant BEAR your lies

>> No.12496320
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>>12496312
Who said they were lies?

>> No.12496352

>>12496320
If I were next to you i would kill you with my BEAR hands for saying something so awful.

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>>12496352
You're about as scary as a box of kittens.

>> No.12496361

>>12496357
You are the Claws of my distress

>> No.12496382

>>12496361
Thats Fur sure

>> No.12496389

>>12496361
>>12496382
If you make one more pun I'll write another story about Charon being raped by hobos.

>> No.12496394

>>12496389
No one will read it Bob

>> No.12496403

>>12496394
I'm not Bob, though.

>> No.12496407

>>12496389
Thats BEARly even a threat, id be fine with Charon being raped while making puns

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>>12496403
I don't trust your filthy Jewish lies

>> No.12496418

>>12496407
How about raped, mind broken, drugged, impregnated, and violently beaten by fat and faceless hobos?

>> No.12496424

>>12496418
Does she make puns while this is happening?
also stop bringing in so many shit tier fetishes and get rid of your self insert

>> No.12496427

>>12496424
No and no.

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>>12496427
Why would you do something so awful to the best monster girl?

>> No.12496435

>>12496431

Can I have the sequel to this pic?

>> No.12496436

>>12496435
It's on the monstergirl collection site

>> No.12496440

>>12496436

Got a link?

>> No.12496444

>>12496431
Because I can, just like Bob can ruin an entire specie's image just because he can.

>> No.12496445
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12496445

It's about closing time at the Monster Girl Bar you're currently working at as a bartender. You've been serving Monmusus all night long, successfully or so you've been told. It's last call time, most of the occupants have either gone home or are sobering up to make haste back to their respective husbands.

An inebriated green skinned plant girl with tentacles for hands calls out to you while waving her purplish bizarre appendages, "Oi Barkeep!"

You peer over to the plant girl with a friendly glance while wiping a glass clean.

"What's the difference between a Dark Priest and a pimple?"

You diligently give the plant woman a polite shrug.

"The pimple waits until a boy is 14 before it comes on his face."

You take the seaweed out of the Monster Girl's drink and tell her she's had entirely too much.

>> No.12496450

!

You hear the sound of squeaking clothe, wet fabrics rubbing against the indexed counter and it's smooth, flat surface. As you peek over toward the source of the disturbance, you're caught with a faceful of your Holstaurus coworker cleaning the counter.

Rather, she's wiping it clean. Only the manner of which she's accomplishing her goal is quite surprisingly captivating. The Holstaurus has placed a soapy wet towel on the bar counter's surface, pressed her sizable cushioning breasts into the towel, and is using her enormous bosom as a cleaning utensil.

"Sup Brotender," Milly gives you a flirtatious wink, "Caught you 'mirin."

You mention the way she's cleaning the counter off is quite unusual.

"Ara. You might say that, but it's actually murder on the back luggin' around these things all day long. This relieves some stress as well as cleans the counter off. Strangely useful, right?"

Sounds like having big stonking tits isn't all it's cracked up to be. You tell her she's doing a great job and continue to pour drinks for the clientele.

...But you can't help but notice your eyes keep wandering back to Milly's cleaning technique. Soapy clean water is beginning to coat the exposed skin on her cleavage in a reflective mesmerizing liquid. It's really starting to get distracting.

"Oi. Brotender-?"

Ah, she's noticed you're staring down her shirt again. You shrug it off as nonchalantly as possible, but the Holstaurus digs her knuckles into her sides and shoots you a cocky smirk.

"Tell me something, do you like big tits?"

http://strawpoll.me/2593255

>> No.12496453
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>>12496445
Aw yeah, it's Bromont time. Why are you so late?

>> No.12496454

>>12496445
>The pimple waits until a boy is 14 before it comes on his face."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12496460

>>12496450
What does our cowworker look like exactly? I forgeteted

>> No.12496464
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>>12496460
Apparently like this, according to Bromont's AA2 addiction.

>> No.12496470

>>12496464
>Not brown
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.12496474

>>12496470
I'd post her real form if I had saved the imgur link.

>> No.12496475

>>12496474
Lemmie guess, the brown one is the sandworm

Why did you fuckers want a goddamn sandworm in a bar setting? You fuckers is crazy

>> No.12496476

>>12496475
Don't look at me, I wanted a dragon girl.

>> No.12496492
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>>12496464
Unless you'd rather this.

>> No.12496494
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>>12496492
I like that more, though maybe with less back breaking tits.

>> No.12496499

>>12496492
You're not going to have be raped by Shrek as well, are you?

>> No.12496502

>>12496494
But having big tits was widely agreed upon...

Also deleted image for image limit.

>>12496470
http://i.imgur.com/vlkdA5w.jpg

Brown enough for you?

>> No.12496506

>>12496502
I'm licking the screen but nothing's happening

>> No.12496511
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>>12496502
They become less likable when they reach a certain size in proportion to body ratio.

>> No.12496518

Does anyone know some novelty about the MILFs??
Hound or Translatorfag-chan haven't show yet?

>> No.12496522

>>12496518
You mean a story about Milfs?

>> No.12496523

>>12496518
Still the 18th in Japan. And we've got no one in Japan to scan

Keep crying, bitch nigga

>> No.12496525

>>12496511
Better?

http://i.imgur.com/kn6uhUL.jpg

>>12496518
Where is the MILF chapter at anyway? What happened to it?

>> No.12496529

>>12496525
Her nipples are pretty dark, but yeah.

>> No.12496531
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>>12496525
Well the first month after we got a holiday

The second month was a small set of 4komas about a beanbag cube. Yes, seriously

It was basically done so we could have color pages for the MILFs but they should have come out and said that to mollify people. I bet we weren't the only ones irritated.

>>12496529
Dems pragnet nipples

>> No.12496537
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>>12496531
So she's got a bun in the oven?

>> No.12496541

i dont think many people will find this thread :(

>> No.12496543

>>12496541
>:(
Stop that.

>> No.12496545

>>12496541

Good. /mgg/ is better off under the radar rather than being popular.

>> No.12496547

>>12496545
We don't need more hipsters here than there already are.

>> No.12496554

>>12496541
Good.

>:(

>> No.12496555

>>12496547

It's not about hipsters, it's about keeping it safe.

Take a look at /v/ and /sp/.

They're being fucking raided right now.

>> No.12496556

>>12496529
http://i.imgur.com/5l2jQ9c.jpg

Here's an idea, should I just stream the character maker next time so we can all decide on what we want the respective Monster Girl to look like?

Minus the monstrous parts obviously, but we can atleast make the human portion.

>> No.12496560

>>12496556
Sounds good to me.

>> No.12496588

>>12496403
Might as well be

>> No.12496597

>>12496142
>those clamps
Please tell me those wires are there for the monitor and not electrocution.

>> No.12496598

>>12496555
Raided by who?

>> No.12496599

>>12496142
What happens if you pee in there

>> No.12496602

>>12496598

Shhh, keep it down. Go see for yourself.

>> No.12496611

>>12496602
Looks like something relating to that one kid's cartoon that I can't remember the name to.

>> No.12496616

Did Bromont quit? Or is the McRib back again?

>> No.12496618

>>12496616
Nah, you guys mentioned a raid going on so I went to go gawk.

I'm glad we're in a segregated area right now. I'll continue the story now.

>> No.12496620

>>12496618
Wooo titties!

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http://pastebin.com/xCzUsXkf

Ghoul Encounter

So I did something a little different today. Its sort of a one off side chapter to Lich Encounter that I've been wanting to do for a while.

I'm warning you, it's smut. And I honestly don't think I can do smut, but what's the harm in a little practice?

Comments/criticisms/demands that I never do this shit again are all welcome.

>> No.12496623
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>>12496618
Thankfully.

>> No.12496628
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12496628

Where is my Rusalka update. Anon pls.

>> No.12496630

>>12496522
No. I'm talking about the MILFs chapter of EMG that is suposed to be out this month.

>> No.12496634

>>12496630
Bob killed Oya and tried to assimilate him into himself, just as he did with Captain.

>> No.12496637

>>12496634
So that's why Alp offed himself, to prevent assimilation into The Bob.

>> No.12496638

>>12496630
Can't wait for Miia mom to offer sharing the Darling with her daughter

Since Miia's a rape baby and has no husband

>> No.12496641

>>12496637
Yes, it won't be long until he goes after Bromont, LDR, that one alcoholic guy, and the others.

>> No.12496642

>>12496638
*Father

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>>12496638
Or she was given donated sperm.

>> No.12496647

>>12496599
You can't while you are cumming.
You don't stop cumming

>> No.12496648

>>12496644
Bitch she was part of a mating ball

>> No.12496651

>>12496648
>mating ball
You know what else does those? Earthworms. Imagine slimy Earthworm Girls in a mating ball around YOU.

>> No.12496652

>>12496648
Miia's mother was blessed with her after participating in the Great Snake Pit Challenge.

>> No.12496653

>>12496651
How do you get along with the outer body??
Does it have the mouth always open?

>> No.12496654

>>12496653
You're thinking of Sandworm. Earthworms are those things that come out during rainstorms that birds eat.

>> No.12496655

>>12496651
Hermaphrodites? Are they futa?

>> No.12496658

>>12496655
Well, yeah, but... we're not supposed to talk about it.

>> No.12496659
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12496659

I want to make a baby with Rachnee.

Then frantically spend nine months trying to figure out the best way to put a pregnant arachne in bondage

>> No.12496660

>>12496658
Please, no futa earhworms

>> No.12496661

>>12496658
Too late, the can of worms has been opened.

>> No.12496662

>>12496654
That's right.
Thanks

>> No.12496664

>>12496659
>pregnant arachne in bondage
You people keep coming up with the weirdest things and then not presenting pictures.

>> No.12496665

>>12496660
*earthworms

>> No.12496666

>>12496659
But she would just lay eggs after some point.

>> No.12496669

>>12496665
Freudian slip, you want Futa Earworms earfucking fluffy ears, don't you? You sick bastard, you!

>> No.12496671

>>12496664
All I have is an overactive imagination and the ability to type. Sorry.

>>12496666
Fuck you, you can't ruin my fantasy so easily. If she has penetrative sex as opposed to the spermatophore packets of most spiders, Arachne pregnancy is not impossible!

>> No.12496674

>>12496669
Oh Lord!
Now I've drawn the scenery and it stay burned in my mind.
Thank you for more one psychological trauma

>> No.12496675

>>12496671
She would maintain the egg inside the body until the daughter is ready to leave it.

>> No.12496676

>>12496671
But what if her reproductive system is but a combination of both?

>> No.12496678

>>12496675
What if she's the type to give birth to live young? I mean her titties aren't there just to catch prey off guard, right?

>> No.12496679

>>12496675
If she become cute while is laying the eggs, like Papi, it won't be a problem.

>> No.12496681

>>12496671
>>12496675

Would she lock him out of the house for weeks so her daughters would devour her when they're born?

>> No.12496682

>>12496681
Most spiders don't do that.

>> No.12496683

...

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>>12496681
That's fucked up, man.

I want to see a scorpion girl carrying her daughters on her back, like real scorpions do.

>> No.12496687

>>12496450
You explain to Milly that they are indeed, your breast friends. You were once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds weird, dozen tit?

The Holstaurus giggles as she crosses her arms beneath her soaked top, "Ara, maybe you can help me out sometime? I'm sure I could use an extra pair of hands to lift the extra weight."

You recognize she's saying she wants you to lift her breasts and help carry them around with you attached. But that's heavy duty labor, so you tell her you'll demand payment in return.

She responds with a flirtatious tone, "Now what kind of agreement could two single adults of separate genders possibly come to, I wonder~?"

Well, you're not entirely sure, but you're pretty certain most people would agree that zombies make terrible meat butchers.

!

A gang of Red Oni's begin entering the bar one after another in increasingly perverse and revealing clothing. The first comes in wearing a leopard skin, the second wearing a skimpy mini skirt and tube top, the third strutting in wearing Flintstones stickers on her nipples and vagina, the forth-

Well, you'd rather not say. But it does involve tooth floss.

The Oni leading them is blue skinned and much less muscular than the girls surrounding her. She adjusts her thin framed glasses and seductively pulls up a barstool in front of you. The atmosphere around her is genuinely domineering and crass, but there's an air of sophistication around the dark circles around her eyes no doubt caused from being a bookworm.

"Evening, cracker-kun."

You welcome the blueberry fuckmuffin and her friends by laying out a row of drinking glasses.

But that's not going to be enough. Oni's can swoop down entire bottles of alcohol in a matter of seconds. Some even in one gulp.

The Blue Oni slams her glass into the counter repeatedly, seemingly offended, "Oi oi, are you trying to make a fool out of us? Bring us more glasses!"

You assure the Blue Oni that the drinking glasses given will suffice.

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"Huuuuuh? Are you stuuuuuupid? There's no way we'll be satisfied with a little rinky dink glass like this!"

You tell the Oni girls to sit down and start drinking. But as soon as they do, the Blue Oni makes good on her statement and downs the alcoholic beverage poured before her in a fraction of a second.

You pour it again almost instantly.

To which the Blue Oni responds with a cocky laugh and downs the drink in the exact same manner. Her friends doing the same.

You pour it again. Faster.

The Onis look to each other confused and drink the shot given to them in the same manner.

You pour it AGAIN! Even FASTER!

The Blue Oni retracts herself for a second at the speed of which you refilled her drink, "N..NAHN DAH?!"

You tell the heavy drinkers to drink. And they comply, not wanting to lose face to a lowly human bartender.

"DOOOOORARARARARARARARARARA!"

You begin filling each girl's glass at insane speed and precision, without spilling a single drop. As quickly as they drink up, their glass is filled instantaneously. The Blue Oni begins to turn red out of sheer embarrassment at her incapability of keeping up.

Your pompadour unravels like a snake and grabs an expensive looking blue bottle from underneath the counter like a whip. The speed at which the bottle appears in your hand is so deceiving the Onis believe you to have willed the blue bottle into creation out of sheer badassery.

You decanter the expensive liquid into a funnel and wave a second bottle around, dipping each glass with chaff then topping it off with the finisher. The speed at which you do this is incredible, the Onis don't know what hits them. As the Onis unknowingly imbibe the liquor given to them, you pose fabulously behind the counter and point to the heavens above.

"You are already drunk."

"Huh----?"

!

The Onis collapse on the floor/counter sheer seconds after you state the fact.

You bow politely to the passed out alcoholics, thanking them for their continued patronage.

>> No.12496692
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12496692

The rest of 4chan is collapsing in on itself as we speak

So lets talk about Kikimora Janitors. How do you like your Kikimoras? Dominant or Submissive?

>> No.12496696

>>12496692
>collapsing
Collapsing how? And I like Kikimora who switch according to my performance. I get to have my fun if I fulfill my obligations. If not, there's the basement dungeon waiting for me.

>> No.12496697

>>12496691
Jesus christ.

>> No.12496699

>>12496692

What's happening to the rest of 4chan?

>> No.12496700

Ara ara~

>> No.12496702

>>12496700
Ohhh God!!!!!
Hound, please tell us good news.

>> No.12496703

>>12496700
You can't ara ara, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.

>> No.12496706

>>12496691
Oh god after reading that profile this isn't a good idea, she's not gonna stop.

>> No.12496707 [DELETED] 

>>12496696
>>12496699
Moot left for the weekend to go to a tech conference. In it, that GamerGate thread on /v/ was suddenly banned, and threads got deleted the instant they were posted. People started getting angry and posting more, including a recent major article about it that came out. They also were banned from /vg/, /pol/, and /b/ of all places, it was a site wide censor. Soon actual video game related threads were being taken down, like Dragon's Crown and Doom.

Next thing you know /v/ and /sp/ are currently filled with "FOR FREE" threads, the feedback page on 4chan has been taken down along with Moot's email, and the entirety of Germany is banned from /v/. Just be thankful our little corner isn't involved in the crossfire.

But don't take my word for it

>>>/v/
>>>/sp/
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>> No.12496709
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12496709

>>12496702

>> No.12496710

>>12496700
Milfs when and where?

>> No.12496713

>>12496709
More lamia mating ball? God yes.

>> No.12496714

>>12496707
What the fuck. Moot leaves for the weekend and everything goes to hell.

>> No.12496715

>>12496684

>Come across a lonely scorpion girl who lost her mother to hunters at an early age
>Her stinger's wounded and unusable for being used as her only defense from the harsh world she had to live in by herself as a kid
>She's too exhausted to even run away or intimidate you, and just sits there waiting for the worst to happen
>Pick her up and carry her on your back to your caravan as to give her food and water
>As you carry her back to your tent, she manages to muster a few words to your ear
>"This...brings back...memories..."

>> No.12496717

>>12496709
Green > Red > Yellow

>> No.12496724

>>12496709
Slither, slither, slither my beauties!

>> No.12496725

>>12496707

>the entirety of Germany is banned from /v/

Why did I laugh so hard?

>> No.12496726

>>12496707
>Germany is banned from /v/
I have no words.
>>12496717
Yellow, Green, Red.

>> No.12496730
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>> No.12496731

>>12496691
Oh fuck, I just realize I missed a golden opportunity and am immediately filled with regret.

Us having a Blue Oni as our Mother

>> No.12496732

>>12496730
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbMUEHvoAo

>> No.12496733

>>12496730
Oh my.
>>12496731
You could still probably work it in somehow. If anybody could it it'd be you.

>> No.12496734

>>12496730
Is that... Momma Miia?

>> No.12496735

>>12496730
Is this
Is this Miia dressed as a belly dancer
Did I die and go to heaven

>> No.12496736

>>12496734
>not Mamma Miia
You done goofed.

>> No.12496741
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12496741

>>12496730
It's happening!

>> No.12496742

>>12496730
>two rings in one finger
If only it wasn't the wrong finger, she'd be a confirmed widow.

>> No.12496743

>>12496730
HAPPENING

>> No.12496744

>>12495825
Yes too the latter.

>> No.12496746

>>12496730
So Miia and her mother are from the Middle East?

>> No.12496747

>>12496746
Persian Snakes. I like.

>> No.12496748

>>12496730
Momma Miia looks like she's just Miia with bigger tits and longer hair...

>> No.12496749

>>12496730
Yes

>> No.12496757

>>12496730
Does anyone has the snake pit image? I want to find Wald- I mean Miia's mother.

>> No.12496758
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>> No.12496760

>>12496715
Actually, young scorpions can't sting period. So if they get separated from their mother, they're screwed.
Did you know that scorpions are viviparous, meaning that they give birth to live young?

>> No.12496761

>>12496758
MY DICK

>> No.12496763

>>12496758
That face. Delicious.

>> No.12496765

>>12496758
So, chapter dump when?

>> No.12496766

>>12496758
There is no escape. Resistance is useless. I submit. Please don't rape too bad.

>> No.12496774

>>12496760
So we have arachnids giving live births, and mammals laying eggs. What the fuck nature?

>> No.12496783

>>12496774
What is problem?
>>12496758
I wonder how old she is.

>> No.12496794

>>12496783
There is no problem, until we go into the subject of deep sea related environments and creatures again.

>> No.12496797

>>12496794
Eggs coming out of leg joints?

>> No.12496800

>>12496797
Abyssal depths, sea spiders laying eggs out of leg joints, angler fish breeding via fusion, ect.

>> No.12496801

>>12496783
>I wonder how old she is.
Old enough to be mature and experienced and older than you, but young enough to not be "ewww"

>> No.12496802

>>12496800
>angler fish
So you DON'T want to become one flesh with your waifu? Don't you love her?

>> No.12496804

>>12496801
So she's in the "fuck her until you pass out, wake up in her warm embrace and keep going after a good morning kiss" age?

>> No.12496807

>>12496802
She ain't my waifu.Not only is she ugly as hell, having sex with her would mean the end of "My" existence.

>> No.12496812

>>12496807
I wasn't saying the Angler Fish is your waifu, I was merely pointing out that technically, that's what marriage vows imply.

>> No.12496820

>>12496812
That's why I say married with my waifu through common law.

>> No.12496823
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12496823

>>12496758

>> No.12496824

>>12496709
>>12496730
>>12496758
I need more.

>> No.12496828

Any pictures of Papi's mom?

>> No.12496830

>>12496823
I don't anymore. But why do you looks so villainous?

>> No.12496831

>>12496830
Because rape is a crime.

>> No.12496832

>>12496831
It's not rape if you want it.

>> No.12496833

>>12496831
Not according to early christian times. It was alright so long as you married the person afterwards.

>> No.12496834

>>12496832
But don't you want her to have fun? You have to at least pretend to resist.

>> No.12496839

>>12496833
How many cases of rape are there in the Bible again? I tried to look it up but I just got a bunch of crap.

>> No.12496840

>>12496839
As with almost every religious text.

>> No.12496846
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12496846

>papi's mom is oppai loli
How much will you cry? How much will your dick cry?

>> No.12496847

>>12496846
She can't have large tits due to Harpy genetics. She will probably be like Papi, maybe even look EXACTLY like her.

>> No.12496849

>>12496831
Why would she even need to rape. Lamias are experts in seduction.


Also everyone says how Miia does not have a father, but I remember Papi saying that she grew without males around her.

>> No.12496851

>>12496846
>oppai loli
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.12496853 [DELETED] 

[sopiler]ok, this time for sure. i will take one, and color it if i dont fall asleep

>> No.12496855

>>12496839
We don't have an exact number, but here's God's own words:
>Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves
That's Numbers 31:17-18. I can't be bothered with looking for more, and I don't these threads are the place for it anyway. There's Lot's daughters raping their father and there's the law that the rapist has to marry the girl and pay her father some shekels but yeah.

>> No.12496859

>>12496853
Scorpion girl with her daughters on her back.

>> No.12496861
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12496861

>>12496853
Mantis pretending to be Kamen Rider, scarf and all.

>> No.12496862

>>12496853
Moth-chan leaning over in tight gym shorts so we can admire her fine, toned rump.
OR: Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp posing dramatically.

>> No.12496863

ok, this time for sure. i will take one, and color it if i dont fall asleep

>> No.12496864

>>12496863
>>12496859

>> No.12496865

>>12496863
I repeat.>>12496862

>> No.12496866

>>12496863
Tomboy Christmas Cake Holstaurus with massive tits, long black hair, and blue eyes with heart pupils.

>> No.12496867

>>12496863
You drunk as hell doe. Also >>12496861

>> No.12496873

>>12496863
Tomboy Christmas Cake Holstaurus with massive tits, long black hair, and blue eyes with heart pupils.

>> No.12496876

>>12496866
>>12496873
Wat. I swear I didn't post that twice.

>> No.12496879

>>12496876
You're not pleading innocence, are you Mr. K? That would not look good for your case, not at this point.

>> No.12496881

>>12496873
If he doesn't color it I will.

>> No.12496883

>>12496879
I am. Only one of those posts had the (You) on it when I quoted them. It was not me.

>> No.12496887

>>12496883
It's kind of hard to believe your word alone, but it really isn't that big of a deal.

>> No.12496888

>>12496883
...I would keep quoting Kafka at you but I don't think anyone would find it funny.

>> No.12496890

>>12496887
I'd rather not waste an image on a screenshot, its just that I thought my computer was being a faggot again.

>> No.12496891

>>12496883
That's actually completely meaningless, things like these are not unprecedented.

>> No.12496893
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12496893

>>12496890
Not like it really matters, unless you care about muh image count standards.

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12496894

>>12496863
commander sheppard fighting off cockhungry mgs as in pic

>> No.12496895

>>12496893
Well I'd rather us not run out of images when we still have one or more days to go.

>> No.12496896

>>12496894
>Shepard
>trying NOT to get laid
Is this some Bizarro Shepard?

>> No.12496901
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12496901

>>12496895
We've BARELY used over 100. It only makes the thread SLIGHTLY more lively.

>> No.12496905

>>12496901
>Let my P'orc Bros go!
>To the Milking Pits with you!
Or what's going on?

>> No.12496906

>>12496901
But take it easy.
There is monster MILFs to be dropped yet.

>> No.12496908

>>12496906
I'll stop when I see Papi's mum.

>>12496905
She's yelling at them to get back to work, obviously.

>> No.12496911

>>12496876
You didn't, I seconded it.

>> No.12496918

How many sisters do you think Rachnera has

>> No.12496922

>>12496918
Probably more than 9, unless Darwinism was being extra dickish.

>> No.12496928

>>12496918
None.

>> No.12496930

>>12496918
I hope at least one that would love me ;_;

>> No.12496931

You and your band of heroic humans and monsters have reached the throne room of the Monsterlord.
What kind of battle do you have?

>> No.12496933

>>12496931
A Dance Off. The Grapesnake Boogie wins it for us, the world is saved, nobody dies and Less finished it.

>> No.12496934

>>12496931
Rap

>> No.12496935
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12496935

Are there any writefag stories over here that don't focus on "boy and girl" or whatever? Like, something that's more about the interesting mechanics of a monster girl-based setting and stuff, rather than on personal dynamics and RABU RABU.

>> No.12496938

>>12496933
>Less finished it
Did he?

>> No.12496940

>>12496934
I mean rape

>> No.12496941

>>12496931
Cooking battle.

>> No.12496942

>>12496938
No, none of that happened, I'm not a heroic adventurer, silly.

>> No.12496945

>>12496931
A rhyme off

>> No.12496948

>>12496935
No, now make one yourself.

>> No.12496949

>>12496935

Lanternon is pretty good. His story is about a guy who isn't going to fall for the first girl he meets, and is generally interested in giving the standard "monster rapes you, you're her husband now" setting the finger. To the annoyance of every MG in the story.

>> No.12496952

>>12496935
Why yes.

Yes there are.

>> No.12496954

>>12496622
It's pretty good.
It seems like you write smut well.
Are you thinking of doing a part 2?

>> No.12496975
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12496975

So Hound going to dump the chapter? Or at least post Papi and Cerea's mums?

>> No.12496995

>>12496896
he needs to protect his virginity, for earth

>> No.12497001

>>12496995
Shepard lost his virginity while still in the womb. He would reconcile humans with Monsters and Aliens and unite them all under a flag with a Red, Blue and Green stripe.

>> No.12497006

>>12497001
Red represents the passion of mankind, Green represents the Green Eyed Monsters who get jealous when someone is around their husbands, and Blue represents the Heavens from whence the Aliens came. Seems legit.

>> No.12497013

>>12496952
Really? What are they?

>> No.12497042

>>12496954

Not sure yet. I'm surprised that someone likes it considering its my first serious attempt at writing smut, besides short paragraphs in the main story.

>> No.12497071
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12497071

>>12496730
YES!

>> No.12497080

>>12496748
>Crabman art

>> No.12497084
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>>12496730

Face scales...

She has 5, Miia has 4.

Two on this image... Seems to be a good indicator of lamia age.

>> No.12497092

>>12497084
A scale for every...?

>> No.12497106

>>12496832
It's not rape if you yell surprise first!

>> No.12497110

>>12496861
I would watch the fuck out of that show!

>> No.12497111

>>12496849
unless you're ultra dense or hate scale pussy

I'm pretty sure they use those tail binds for more than just hugs

>> No.12497116
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12497116

>>12497110
>emotionless mantis giving a speech on justice
>with dead eyes and an unreadable expression
>doing all the sick poses with a poker face

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>>12497092

Tried it a couple of ways mathematically...

Every 2.5 years? Nope.
Every 5 years? Nope.
Every 10 years? Nope.

Skin sheds? Nope.

Just seems to be a Lamia thing...

>> No.12497126

>>12497123
If young Miia didn't have any, I'd say they meant how many orgasms they need before they'll let you go to sleep.

>> No.12497130

>>12497123
A scale for every man they sleeps with

>> No.12497136
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12497136

>>12497130
>A scale for every...

Quite the little whore!

>> No.12497137

Did Alp really quit? I know he isn't the best writefag, but I was really enjoying his stories. I just wish he didn't delete the unpopular stuff, there are loads of writefags with under 100 views on half decent stories who never delete them, why should he?

>> No.12497138

>>12497084
>>12497084
>Darling looks like Miia's dad
Sameface or dad issues?
You decide

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12497139

>>12497116
>Hercules beetle
>Friends with emotionless mantis
>Super strong, lots of energy
>likes giving hugs

>> No.12497140

>>12497137
>Did Alp really quit
Yes. And now stop talking about Alp. Alp is no more. Talk about MILFs.

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>>12497130
I knew it! that snake slut.

>> No.12497142

>>12497138
That is darling and miia

>> No.12497145

>>12497142
One of her delusions?

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12497148

>>12497137

Writefags work/live for praise and/or encouragement.

Always encourage, unless you can do a better job.

Speaking of which... where's that new Vengeance, YBA?!

>> No.12497150

>>12497145
Yeah

>> No.12497162

>>12496628
;_; Sorry, I lost a fuck tonne of motivation to write after the whole eaten in a cave thing. I'm struggling to put out even a paragraph beyond it. Like. What do I even do to make things intense after that? I'll see if Ican whip out a few paragraphs tonight. Or tomorning. It's around 2Am here.

>> No.12497165
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12497165

>>12497162

Get some sleep and, hopefully, dreams will fuel your imagination...

>> No.12497171

>>12497165
>dreams
A few nights ago I dreamed of living together with a woman who was almost a decade older than me who had us wearing matching lingerie. If she had been a Monster Girl, I could have turned the damn thing into a nice, comfy romance story for you all.

>> No.12497175

>>12497165
I don't dream very often man :( And the last dream I remember having was about a yandere Shirohebi sitting next to me in a lecture I've never been to in a university I've never seen. Her tail was wrapped around my waist ultra protectively, and squeesed whenever some one came to talk to me. And she stuck to my side wherever I went. IT started out pretty flattering but it went creepy fast. I wish I could lucid dream, but part of my subconscious, even if it recognises the fact that I'm dreaming is like "Hey. This isn't real life. This is very good, because real life sucks ass. Do don't do anything to fuck the dream up"

>> No.12497176

>>12497171
Well, why don't you exercise a little creativity and turn her into a Monster Girl yourself?

>> No.12497184

Ok, you are put in charge of a monster girl day care. Called Baby Jail. How would you keep track of all the monster girls toddling around and being babies?

>> No.12497186
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12497186

>>12497176
I brought it up so someone else could do it because me writing it myself is not really... acceptable.

>> No.12497189

TOMORROW
WE WILL FIND OUT
THAT MIIA IS A FATHER RAPE BABY

>> No.12497192
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12497192

>>12497186
>Uh huhuhuhuhu
>Heh heh meh heh heh
>She said 'Assing'
>Ooooh yeah...Heh heh meh heh heh
>Uhuhuhuhuhu

>> No.12497193

>>12497189
>Oh, her father could be anyone, I was such a rascal when I was younger...
Nothing can prepare a man's body for this.

>> No.12497196

>>12497192
Those laughs are the only thing that has stayed with me from that show.

>> No.12497199
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>>12496975
Nope.

I don't have it yet.

Have Hitomi stretching out Manakos outfit.

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12497200

>>12497184

Chasing spiders and stampeding loli centars while having two.three little lamias clinging to you for warmth sounds like fun... for about 5 min.

>> No.12497202
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12497202

Where were you when Shirogami won the Best Wish?

>> No.12497206

>>12497199
While sexy, this does not increase the size of my hyper weapon. I am in the mood for MILFs, and three very specific MILFs at that.

>> No.12497207
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12497207

So where's the links to the pastebin, blogspot, and all that? Did someone forget to post them?

Also, question: Do we have a backup of where to go if /jp/ kicks us out, or 4chan in a whole cracks? When we got kicked out of /a/ we lost a lot of people and I like you guys and don't want to lose you again.

>> No.12497213

>>12497207
>backup
It's called plan /b/, but we don't really want to acknowledge the possibility. /e/, /d/, /tg/ and /vg/ all have places for some of our stuff, and /a/ is still the home of manga discussion.
But that's all irrelevant, because we have no natural enemies here.

>> No.12497214

>>12497202
Who is that masked man?

>> No.12497215

>>12497214
He might be a pervert. Not a legendary one though.

>> No.12497217

>>12497214

Must be an elf spy.

>> No.12497218

>>12497215
This is a mystery...

>> No.12497221

>>12497189
>Father rape baby
Please, the only way the father could've raped her is if he and his friends held her down while holding a weapon to her head.

And watched the tears pour from her eyes while he plowed her.

>> No.12497222

>>12497217
>elf spy
Elves? In my Jitsu wa Watashi wa? I want Wolfie to molest them. I want Wolfie to molest them a long time.

>> No.12497224
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12497224

Speaking of Elves, are Space Elves the best Elves?

>> No.12497228

>>12497222
I want to molest Wolfie while she has a carrot in her clevage.

>> No.12497229

>>12496730
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

>> No.12497230

>>12497228
>carrot in cleavage
And I bet she'd put one there if you asked her to. She seems open to stuff.

>> No.12497234

>>12497230
I wonder if she'd be down for butt touching. As in, I wanna squeeze that ass.

>> No.12497236

>>12497221
It's the other way around.

>> No.12497238

>>12497234
She'd wiggle dat ass in front of you like a bitch in heat until you dug in.

>> No.12497239

>>12497236
Are you sure?

>> No.12497240

>>12497239
Yes. Didn't you see the snake pit?

>> No.12497241

>>12497238
I wish there were girls like this in real life.

>> No.12497242
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>> No.12497243

>>12497240
Who?

>> No.12497245

>>12497242
I'm gonna wreck it!

>> No.12497246

>>12497241
There are, but they're all horrible people you wouldn't stand sober.

>> No.12497250

>>12497242
That's not Seras is it?

>> No.12497253

>>12497243
Nigger lurk more.

>> No.12497254

>>12497243
Seriously?

>> No.12497258

>>12497250
I don't know who it's supposed to be, all I know is I love that expression.

>> No.12497260

>>12497254
>>12497253
What kids?

Okay, I'm just fucking with you two at this point.

I'll fuck off now.

>> No.12497269

>>12497213
Moreso off 4chan. It'd be confusing as hell to not see a Monster Girl thread here and have to check 50 different boards. Not to mention if 4chan banned Monster Girl threads everywhere. I mean, look how long it took us to recuperate after leaving /a/. We still are getting people from there to this day.

Just gotta be prepared for the worst.

>> No.12497272

>>12497269
>if 4chan banned Monster Girl threads everywhere
There is absolutely no basis for such a concern.

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>>12497272
Have you been to /v/ or /pol/ lately? There is entirely basis for such a concern.
>" 'I like chimpunkgirls' constitutes personal information, as such, all MG threads are now banned, have a nice day

>> No.12497281

>>12497272
Furfags and Ponyfags said the same thing long ago. Hell, we said the same thing about Monster Girl threads leaving /a/.

Point is we should have a back up place to go to, just to be safe.

>> No.12497283

>>12497279
>have you been to /v/ or /pol/ lately
I have no reason to dwell in such dens of inequity, nor have I ever had.
>>12497281
Well I'm just one autistic faggot, what can I do?

>> No.12497297

>>12497281
Why are we even talking about this? Asides from that one shitposter I saw days ago, there's been no problem with /mgg/ being here. /jp/ Doesn't seem to give a fuck. Mods here don't seem to give a fuck. So who cares? And to completely invalidate all I just said, if 4chan /slash/ /mgg/ goes down I reccomend we update the masterbin with the fallback

>> No.12497298

>>12497269
>banned Monster Girl threads everywhere.
This is beyond stupid, people really need to lay off the doomsaying "speculation".

>We still are getting people from there to this day.
Yeah cause they can't check the master list, which was never posted in the OP because of that drama stunt and being incapable of doing something consistent. Even here if I don't closely watch the /jp/ index when a thread is on page 10 and post the new one, we get shit like this OP that doesn't show or the one before it complaining about how anon can't into bypassing spam alert.

>> No.12497302

>>12497200

I just watched this OVA.

What the fuck happened

>> No.12497305
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12497305

I wish to jingle her bells

>> No.12497306

>>12497298
We just need actually smart people to make the new thread. I don't understand why idiots still make a thread even though they don't fucking know how to do it correctly.

>> No.12497307

>>12497302
Monstergirls were introduced into the world. That's what happened.

Shame the schoolgirl had to get sacrificed

>> No.12497309

>>12497207

We didn't lose many good people though, just shitposters. It was a good trade in the end.

>> No.12497310

>>12497202
Best smile deserves to win.

>> No.12497311

>>12497283
You should be afraid. Remember that guy on tumblr who did all the horrible art of all the KC stuff?

The SJW invasion of 4chan will force that on everything because the way we perceive monster girls as now is 'sexist', 'ableist', offensive and juvenile to them.

Hell, did you even read one of the entries the guy put? Alice become monsters that attract and murder pedophiles. That's the future unless everyone is vigilant.

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>>12497310
Truer words were never spoken.

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12497323

>>12497311
Hold me, anon
I o-only raped her because she s-seduced me with demonic mind control. I didn't even want to do it!
At first

>> No.12497327
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12497327

http://pastebin.com/yS9Se9wf
no hobo

>> No.12497328

>>12497323
Alice in Wonderland was a slut who liked mushrooms and mushroom shaped objects.

>> No.12497334

>>12497297
>Why are we even talking about this?
Recent and past events. People are just saying we should have a back up "If it all goes to shit" plan so we're not headless chickens when/if shit hits the fan.

The pastebin/blog/IRC would actually be a smart thing to use to get a message out to people about "GO HERE", are those still updated frequently?

>> No.12497335

>>12497327
Enigmatic.

>> No.12497336

>>12497328
Fuck you
Alice is my waifu and she is purer than your waifu will ever be.

>> No.12497340

>>12497327
If Charon dies, who takes her to the underworld?

>> No.12497343

>>12497327
>no hobo
It's like a manticore with no tailpussy.
Put 'em back, put 'em back!

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>>12497336
She went at it like a rabbit until she was covered in the Mad Hatter's white stuff.

>> No.12497347

>>12497340
Anubis.

>> No.12497348

>>12497334
The blog is updated everyday at least.

>> No.12497349
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12497349

>>12497334
>are those still updated frequently?
I update it every day, with weekly recaps on Sunday.
And that was the point of remaking the pastebin master list before everything went to shit on /a/, so people had some point of stability if it did.

>> No.12497355

>>12497148
Working on it. I would expect it this weekend. Trying to get enough done to get it to another vote, one of the last few.

>> No.12497359

>>12497349
Thank you for that, we need stability.

>> No.12497362

>>12497349
>we *heart* writefags
Aww.

>> No.12497364

>>12496622
Goddammit punaldin, first liches, then paladins and ghouls? Best writefag

>> No.12497367

>>12497340
Double Charon.

>> No.12497372

>>12496863
A mantis girl having a hard time putting a dress on cause her scythes keep getting stuck.

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12497373

>>12497328
Guys, I have a confession. I'm actually starting to find matangos attractive. Their squishy breasts and butts, their gentle, sleepy disposition... I just want to stir them up, seeing the spores puff into the air as they smile softly, eager for the opportunity to temper my burning mammalian vigour in their cool, sticky depths. Calmly kissing my chest as I thrust wildly in a fungal frenzy, my achingly overburdened balls finally allowed to discharge sticky protein nutrition into their hungry, cum-milking lower mouths.

So I think it's fairly obvious I'm infected. Only question is, what do I do about it?

Please don't tell me that dick amputation's the only way

>> No.12497374

>>12497367
Prepare for trouble, and make it double?

>> No.12497376

>>12497349
I think it's p. cool how you update it on your own. It felt really awkward to email in updates so I only announced my pastebin in the old list.

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>>12497349
Thank you based LDR. You'll keep the Monster Girl threads alive even if 4chan falls.

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12497380

>>12497373
Hope you can handle your new father-in-law.

>> No.12497381

>>12497340
A hobo.

>> No.12497383

>>12497373
Reminder yourself that THEY'RE NOT REAAAAAL AHAHAHAHAA MONSTER GIRLS ARE NOT REEEEEAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaf nlfk

>> No.12497384

>>12497373
There's always cranial evacuation A.K.A topping yourself

>> No.12497389

>tfw I thought monster girl was kill the yesterday and today because ctrl f "monster" turned up nothing

Why you do this?

>> No.12497391

>>12497383
Do we need to call the nice young men in the white coats anon?

>> No.12497396

>>12497373
The only option is to kill yourself.
>>12497389
Use the catalog and actually look.

>> No.12497403

>>12497396
>actually look.
I actually found the thread today by accident. That girl in the OP could be any random Touhou.

>> No.12497406

>>12497376
Well ELH helps some, but I usually get the post in.

>>12497379
Yah, I don't think all of 4chan will go down or something but it's there and keeps things from here together. Just people have to see it or know, like in recent /a/ Monster Musume threads people still ask about it so would post the master list with its "moved to /jp/" headline bit.

>>12497396
Normally >>>/jp/monster works fine but not this time.

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12497421

>>12497406
Lenny, you're doing a huge service for all of us, and I don't know why you bother. So on behalf of the community: here's a Lamia getting her tongue brushed.

>> No.12497427

>>12497406
Hey LDR, just a heads up that the link for CYOA-anons pastebin is broken, it takes me to the submit screen

>> No.12497449

>>12497421
Hah, that's cute, and it's not really much trouble. Especially with being on /jp/, it's easier to keep track of updates that get highlighted in the thread. You're a good bunch of people with creative passion for monster girls, too.

>>12497427
>The link is "http://pastebin.com/u/cyoa-anon & http://pastebin.com/u/Cyoanon" inside one wrap.
Oops.

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>>12497449
>not really much trouble
It's still more than what anyone else does.

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12497482

>>12497355

Thanks for the update!

Meanwhile...

>> No.12497483

>>12497482
Rain... hmm... is there a hidden meaning here?

>> No.12497492

>>12497482
Looks like the outside of my house right now.

>> No.12497495

>>12497449
>You're a good bunch of people
I'm glad someone still thinks so, because I haven't for a while, sure there's great people in these threads, but the stupidest people are usually the loudest.

>> No.12497498

>>12497483
Rain?
Rain comes from the sky. The sky is blue. Water is also blue. The water is where fish live. Life is the opposite of death. Mermaids are part fish. Murder is the unwilling infliction of death upon somebody.

Murdermaid confirmed for... something?

>> No.12497501

>>12497498
Jesus.

>> No.12497502

>>12497482
>>12497483
>>12497492
>>12497498


It's the current situation in Vengeance: http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK

>> No.12497503

>>12497498
Rain... murder... Mero was the Origami Killer?!?

>> No.12497506

>>12497503
What a great game. Also didn't someone say they were writing a story about Murderfish. Whatever happened to it?

>> No.12497508

>>12497498
What.

>> No.12497517

>>12497503
The Origamy killer

>> No.12497519

>>12497517
Charon, go grow your hair back.

>> No.12497524

>>12497503
My mind went to Raincoat Killer first, but only because I just recently finished playing Deadly Premonition. What a fucking game.

>>12497508
No time for questions, Robin! Obviously this riddle was left for us as a game. Riddles... Riddles...
Ah, of course! The Riddler must be behind this all!
But wait, this riddle was about fish. And who else above all can't resist a tasty fish?
Indeed, this looks to be the work of the Penguin and Catwoman in collusion! We have to warn the Commissioner!

>> No.12497525

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhUo5KShCq4

Why was Vengence the first thing I thought of when I saw this?

>> No.12497528

>>12497524
You forgot that the Murmaider was pulling your leg, so sayeth Mr. Stewart.
And was that the Director's Cut you played?

>> No.12497531

>>12497524
>>12497498
Pls stay /co/

>> No.12497538

>>12497528
Yup. York and Zach confirmed for D4?

>> No.12497542

>>12497495
>the stupidest people are usually the loudest.
It seems to be that way everywhere, even IRL. Just remember that always, Anon.

>> No.12497543

>>12497538
This thread is getting pretty awesome Zach, are you following it?

>> No.12497559

>>12497543
I loved that about the car journeys in DP. Random and in-depth looks at older movies,pop culture, or even just speculation on the various townsfolk, just like in the MGS3 radio calls.
York was such a cool guy. Especially in the fight against George.

>> No.12497560

I have no idea what you people are talking about.

>> No.12497561

>>12497560
The best horribly bad video game you will ever play; Deadly Premonition.

>> No.12497563

>>12497560
Deadly Premonition. A.K.A Twin Peaks: The unlicensed video game.

Get ready for jank, narm and the worst sound design you will ever hear in a professionally-made product. And get ready to love every minute of it.

>> No.12497582

>>12497214
>>12497217
>>12497215
It's her dad you idjits.

He's like twenty feet tall

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>>12497582
HER DAD'S THERE?

>> No.12497594

>>12496730
>>12496758
C'mon Hound where's Cerea's mum?

>> No.12497597

>>12497582

NO FUCKING WAY, MAN!

HER DAD DOESN'T GOVE TWO SHITS ABOUT HER!

>> No.12497607

>>12497594
I want Cereamom to have a bunch of old photos of loliCerea in armor, swordfighting witha dragonloli

>> No.12497614

>>12497607
>Dragonloli
Do you know what that would imply? That would mean there was an actual Dragon in the story, all grown up now. Do you have any idea what that means?
Poor Draco can't catch a break

>> No.12497619

>>12497594
I think each mother will have one chapter.

>> No.12497622

>>12497619

Now that's content I don't mind stretching out.

>> No.12497624

>>12497614
>Poor Draco can't catch a break
>Implying she deserves one
>implying her tears won't be delicious when the dragon joins the harem and both fights over Darling's cock and STILL gets to spend more time with Miia than she does

>> No.12497627

>>12497619
>only one chapter each
>only three chapters of MILFs
I wish we got a full volume of the MILFs.
>>12497624
Why you always gotta bully?

>> No.12497633

>>12496863
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

>> No.12497652

>>12497627
>only three chapters of MILFs
Well, we don't know about Rachne and Mero fathers yet. I don't think Suu has fathers. And who cares about Lala.

>> No.12497654
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12497654

So, do you think that the Moms will bring embarrassing baby pics of monster loli doing monster loli things?

>> No.12497655

>>12497652
No, I want these three to get three chapters each (isn't 9 chapters what the average manga volume has in it?), and then we move on to another story arc, like haunted house, or UMI DA!

>> No.12497658

>>12497654
Yes, and to quote Hajime no Ippo
>Album located!

>> No.12497659

>>12497627
>Why you always gotta bully?
I give bully where bully is due.

Also, it's fun.

>> No.12497663

>>12497659
>bully where bully is due
I bet you're the reason Alp hanged himself with a belt while jerking off dressed as Batman.

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>>12497663
I can hope, Anon. I can hope.

>> No.12497666

>>12497327
Really nice work

>> No.12497671

>>12496863
Mantis shrimp and/or pistol shrimp with big meaty claw please

>> No.12497674

>>12497663
>>12497664
Y-you know, if someone really did do that, you'd probably feel really bad!
>>12497671
OTHER people like this idea?

>> No.12497677

>>12497663

I'm really hoping Alp was just being a drama queen. I like him, even if his stories could do with some work.

>> No.12497681

>>12497677
>his stories could do with some work
>people sometimes tell him this
>every time he asks for advice people tell him to fuck off and kill himself
I don't think he was.

>> No.12497684

>>12497674
Someone other than Alp you mean. In that case maybe.

>>12497681
>Whine
>Get advice
>Whine more without taking advice
>Get told to fuck off
>Fuck off
Such is the life of an alp.

>> No.12497686

>>12497681

But why? Every other writefag usually gets some proper advice when they ask, but he just got hate. It's kind of shitty, really.
I hear he was supposedly pretty annoying at some point a few months ago, but there are writefags now who don't stop their own self promotion, and they don't get told to fuck off.

>> No.12497689

>>12497279

Makoto is simply the best. That everything.

But she's a squirrel, not a chipmunk!

>> No.12497690

>>12497686
Is his style really recognizable, apart from the Mormon camp names and zany 80's dialogue? Maybe he could try posting anonymously while asking for advice.

>> No.12497692

>>12497684
>get advice
I was here yesterday, the advice he got was
>your writing is bad,
>your writing is shit
>STOP THAT
>leave
I'm paraphrasing, but that still wasn't advice.

>> No.12497694

>>12497666
Thanks dude!
...Story, drawing or both?

>> No.12497695

>>12497690

I think I gave him that advice and he ignored it.
I also told him to read some more novels, and maybe even check out the more popular writefags, but he said that didn't help.

>> No.12497696

>>12497692
That was the advice he got YESTERDAY because we're sick of his shit already. At that point telling him just to fuck off was entirely warranted. Even then I saw things like telling him not to intentionally put things in he knew were going to piss us off.

>> No.12497697

>>12497690
>Mormon camp names
>zany 80's dialogue
What?

>> No.12497698

>>12494401
>P'Orcs are loved
violently and often

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>>12497689

I also would a squirrel who could kick my ass.

>> No.12497705

>>12494401
Metal gear?

>> No.12497706

>>12497695
>told him to read some novels
And he told you he read a book a week. I don't know what constitutes a "book", but that's pretty good.

>> No.12497710
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>>12494401

>> No.12497711

>>12497695
>read some more novels, and maybe even check out the more popular writefags
>didn't help
Well yeah, I can see how just looking at it without any ability to analyze why it works wouldn't help him. Just looking at great art doesn't improve your drawings if you can't break it down.

>>12497697
I'd quote you some if he hadn't deleted his Moth-chan abomination.

>> No.12497712

>>12497703
Seriously. What is it about women that could (but likely wouldn't) kick your ass that's so amazing?

>> No.12497714

>>12497705
Always Metal Gear
Most threads have metal gear in them.
>>12494401
I think Charles Darwin and Monstergirls would make a good series

>> No.12497717

>>12497706

I wasn't saying he ignored that particular bit of advice, I was just saying he didn't find it helpful.

I only wanted to see him improve and post more stuff. He did have some interesting ideas, like the Wurm Wrangler stuff, but his execution was a little off.

>> No.12497719

>>12497712
The feeling of safety their cuddles give you.
>>12497717
>Wurm Wrangler
Someone should pick that up.

>> No.12497720

>>12497710
Is there anything lewder than sproinking p'ork tails?

>> No.12497724

>>12497720
What if she s-ss-sssa-sssa--sounds like puh-puuh-porky pig?

>> No.12497728

>>12497724
Not sure if want.

>> No.12497730

>>12497720
Consider the following:

A springy P'orc tail with such elastic potential in it, that when fully unfurled and released, it lewdly spanks against her own ass, causing her to squeal at the slap and subsequent jiggle upon it.

>> No.12497732

>>12497597
He cares about her, but don't want to demonstrate.
His disapproval of she going to school is only superficial.
I think he truly is really proud of her.

>> No.12497733
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12497733

>>12497714
Metal Gear and Monster Girls are like Peanut Butter and Chocolate.

You can't have MGS without MGS

>> No.12497734

>>12497732
Man, that sounds... dumb.

Is it genetic?

>> No.12497735

>>12497655
No.
Onsen or beach arc

>> No.12497736
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12497736

>>12497703

>you will never watch Makoto punch someone into the moon
>you will never congratulate her after
>you will never have victory sex afterwards
>you will never yell "ASTRAL FINISH!" as you cum together
>you will never get her pregnant
>she will never take you with her to meet her family and tell them the good news

She became my favorite BB very quickly in CS. Went from being a fun background character to best girl, for me.

>> No.12497737

>>12497735
>beach arc
I believe I said
>UMI DA!
>>12497730
Now this I do want.

>> No.12497739

>>12497694
I liked both of them.

>> No.12497740

>>12497728
B-bb-buh-buh-back that ass up.

Ca-caw-caw-call me a d-duh-duh-dirty girl.

>> No.12497749

>>12497740
Okay I give up, it's hot. When do we get the story of a MG version of Thrall leading her P'Orcs into a new land to start their own king... uhh, Queendom?

>> No.12497750
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>>12497736
Same here, I had already liked her in the story, but as soon as I saw her in action I knew she was going to be my main.

>Split second timing drive
>Shadow clone mixups
>Up close and personal heavy hitting combos

Question is, which VA do you prefer? I'm a pleb and admit to liking her english VA.

>> No.12497757

>>12497734
She has to get it from someone.
And her mother is much over the average.

>> No.12497758

>>12497750
Her Eng. VA also voices Labrys.

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>>12497750

Her english VA is fucken adorable, don't be embarrassed. I prefer that one too. The thing about Makoto is she has this rare combination of being adorable and having sex appeal at the same time. It's difficult for a character with a large chest to pull off, I find.

I actually argued this on /c/, back in the day.

>> No.12497769

>>12497720
Say to her that you will fuck her so hard that her womb will turn into bacon?

>> No.12497773

>>12497769
Roast her on your spit so hard that she'll want to cool herself off with BBQ sauce when you're done.

>> No.12497775

>>12497773
>making a P'Orc pose on a silver platter with a big red apple in her mouth
>proceed to "stuff her"
Oh my.

>> No.12497778
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>>12497773
How healthy would you want your P'Orc? I'd go with Patchy level.

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>>12497778
A good sow would be a wee bit plumber than this lady.

>> No.12497790

>>12497783

Furry legs with hooves and one forehead horn.
What is the species of this cute MG?

>> No.12497793

>>12497790
Probably a Goatunicornwoman. She's half-goat, half-unicorn and half-woman. I get that a Monster Girl version of that is a little silly, but there you have it.
...I have no idea what she is.

>> No.12497796

>>12497790
>>12497793
League of Legends character.

>> No.12497797

>>12497783
Maybe even a bit more than that
I need something to grab on to
just a little more pudge. There needs to be basis in fact when you call her a fat little piggy and then give her ear a little tug, followed by a smack on her meaty jigglebutt. when you plow her from the back, her entire body needs to jiggle as the wet slap of you pounding her fills your ears between her squeals and oinks.

>> No.12497802

>>12497797
For the love of Aphrodite, someone make stories of healthy P'Orcs being made to wallow in their lusty filthiness. And I mean that figuratively.

>> No.12497805

>>12497796
Thanks.
I don't know any character of League of Legends

>> No.12497808

>>12497802
Anon, please.
I'm trying to save my boner for the MILFs

>> No.12497812

>>12497808
Sacrifices, Anon. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices

>> No.12497815

>>12497802
>And I mean that figuratively.
Do you? You don't want to read about a P'Orc being fucked face down ass up in a puddle of her own fluids and the semen that's leaked out of her already abused cunt? You don't want to make her squeal with her cheeks forced into one of the many dribbles of semen covering the floor because of the ten times you've taken her already? You don't want her to roll on that ground, covering herself with master's love, only to slowly lick it off? You don't want that? You don't want her to want that?

>> No.12497818

>>12497815
This, but in a mud pit

>> No.12497819

>>12497797
Consider the following:

A P'orc exactly as chubby as this, riding you cowgirl style, pinning you to the bed through sheer force of weight, slamming down upon you with enough force to warrant a new mattress upon climax.
When you plow her doggystyle, she just smothers your crotch in her plumb butt, and mashes you up against the wall while you hold onto her tubby tummy for dear life.

>> No.12497823

>>12497819
This is good. muscle covered with delicious tub

>> No.12497827

>>12497790
>>12497793
Unicorns are part goat anyway....

>> No.12497840
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12497840

>>12497827
But can we represent a unicorn so different from the canon?

>> No.12497844

>>12497823
Exactly. Just soft enough to snuggle up against and sink into, and strong enough to wrestle with you under the covers and dominate you.

>> No.12497855

>>12497844
>under the covers
yeah, nah, I'm gonna show off our love to anyone who cares to look at the mudpit out back. She makes too much of a mess with her drool and sloppy, dripping pussy, the squelching sounds and the strings of fluids connecting us as I drill her for the fourth time in a row, telling her she's a filthy breeding sow while I give her titty a tweak

>> No.12497857

>>12497840
>the canon
*A* canon. And yes, yes we can.

>> No.12497861

>>12497840
that unicorn is boring as shit, anyway

>> No.12497868

>>12497861
She could be boring if the person isn't a fan of horse pussy, but come on, she may have another qualities than her wet, deep, warm, folded and squirting mare's vagina. Don't she?

>> No.12497870

>>12497868
She's the vanilla-est. I can get vanilla from MGs without horsepussy.
>Deep
I don't go THAT deep, anon.

>> No.12497876

>>12497870
When is fist time???
Every time.

>> No.12497898 [DELETED] 

>>12497868
Just for reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTE4U0yoGd4

>> No.12497906

>>12497840
1) >Cannon. Who cares what MGE says? It's hardly the first thing to have hot monsters.
2) Sure we can
3) She's really cute, >>12497861 and MGE's muh purity notwithstanding (see 1)

>> No.12497909 [DELETED] 

>>12497898
Gross

>> No.12497912

>>12497906
Yeah, but
>horse pussy

>> No.12497917 [DELETED] 

>>12497898

>>>/mlp/
>>>/out/

>> No.12497920

>>12497790
That's soraka from LoL. She supposed to be blue though, not brown

>> No.12497922

>>12497920
brown is delicious

>> No.12497924 [DELETED] 

>>12497917

>>>/mlp/
is furry, not MG

>>>/out/
It's always good do some activities outdoors

>> No.12497923

>>12497783
That butterfly kog in the background

>> No.12497926

>>12497912
>caring
She's hot, she has *some* genitals. Don't be fussy.

>> No.12497928

>>12497355
>one of the last few votes
>We haven't even started on the Salamander, let alone the FINAL BOSS
When you say shit like that I get anxious.

>> No.12497929

>>12497922
You can be assured of that.

>> No.12497932

>>12497926
yeah, but I don't like Centaurs

>> No.12497933

>>12496597
I've got bad news...

>> No.12497934

>>12497922
Her blue form is pretty cute though
http://exhentai.org/s/ad3a5126e8/737436-30

>> No.12497938

Speaking of League, it has produced maybe the best lamia rape doujin out there at the moment

http://exhentai.org/g/683392/c5d19902ee/

>> No.12497944

>>12497926
Thou needst not wash there!

>> No.12497952

>>12496622
I fapped. I laughed. Nice job, really nice job.

>> No.12497956

Haven't seen Peterdnzl in a while, any news?

>> No.12497957

>>12496622
>ghoul OC

YES
finally, under rated girl

>> No.12497959

>>12497956
I always lurk when I'm awake
Don't have to work tonight, so I'll work on an update. with school and work, the updates will largely be on the weekends, usually at 3 or 4 AM central time

>> No.12497963

>>12497938
eh, I prefer

http://exhentai.org/g/605755/e1d001a772/

>> No.12497965

>>12497934
Indeed, very cute.

>> No.12497979

>>12497959
Wonderful.

>> No.12498009
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12498009

Love and indulge in each other.
Eagerly receive your partner's lust.
Make your bodies quake with pleasure and tremble in excitement.
Dismiss any thoughts about sex as a dirty thing.
Come closer as one being by indulging in sex repeatedly and licentiously.
Find ways to grow more lascivious each day, and share them with your fellow converts.
Help those in the bondage of chastity and prudishness slip their chains.
Train your bodies and hearts to better express your feelings and desires.
Deny yourself only to intensify your appetite.
Always make sure to make your partner, and yourself, feel good.

So, have you praised the Fallen God today?

>> No.12498010

>>12495244
were did you get this

>> No.12498014

>>12498009
Yup. Just this morning.

>> No.12498017

>>12498009
Fallen God a shit, Praise the Sun!

>> No.12498019

>>12498017
The sun isn't really a god, though.

>> No.12498020
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12498020

>>12498017
For some reason the image didn't work. Whoops.

>> No.12498022

>>12498009
I like the Dark Priest, but the Fallen God need something a bit more monstrous if she wants me to join. Preferably with scales.

>> No.12498024
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12498024

>>12498009
Haven't seen one of these in a while...

Well, it's getting close to time to train that body.

>>12498017
That alien Pagan?

>> No.12498025
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12498025

>>12498009
> no Fallen God Jehovahs Witnesses coming door to door to spread the good news with their bodies
Call yourself a Church? No fucking missionary programme at all

>> No.12498026
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12498026

>>12498020
You motherfucker. I was literally going to post this exact image.

>>12498019
Yeah, well, about that.

>> No.12498028

>>12498019
>>12498024
My image didn't send when I posted that, but it was meant to be this.
Ammy is best girl.

>> No.12498030

>>12498010
>this new

>> No.12498031

>>12498028
AH FUCK I FORGOT TO LINK THE POST.
>>12498020
I AM JUST FALLING ALL OVER MYSELF TODAY.

>> No.12498033

>>12498031
Deep breaths. Maybe a glass of water.

>> No.12498037

>>12498031
Just get good though.

>> No.12498039

>>12498025
So spreading legs in the missionary position work?

>> No.12498046

>>12498039
>coming door to door

>> No.12498050

Are Dark Priests viable waifus? They're among the many monogamous (as in, not the noramal kind) succubi types.
http://i.imgur.com/uA3x7N4.jpg

>> No.12498055

>>12494701
>>12495557

Updated the Lich CYOA once again, now at line 786.

http://strawpoll.me/2597130

Why does it seem that whenever you want to focus on writing something, that that's the specific time nearly everyone you know decides to IM you?

>> No.12498056
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12498056

>>12498050
>Are Dark Priests viable waifus?
Obviously, what kind of question is this.

>> No.12498058

>>12498050
Depends on how strong your faith is.

>> No.12498059

>>12498050
normal*
Yeesh.

>> No.12498060

>>12498050
Succubi are always viable.

>> No.12498067

>>12498056
Guy looks kinda dead, also, that perspective.

>> No.12498073

>>12498060
Let's not go THAT far.

>> No.12498077

>>12498067
I've had this pic on my hard drive for like 2 years and this is the first time I've realised that IS a guy.

>> No.12498095

>>12498077
How often do we really look at the things we collect?

>> No.12498107

>>12498060
Remember when we used to have daily succubus overlord appreciation threads?

Those were the days.

>> No.12498110
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12498110

>>12498009
May the Fallen God bless you brother.

>> No.12498111

>>12498055
>Knowing people

>> No.12498112
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12498112

>>12498095
Some I study at great... length.
>>12498107
Praise the Chief God that we have seen through those sluts' lies.

>> No.12498118
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12498118

>>12498110
And you, lewdness be upon thee.

>> No.12498136

Sometimes when I'm in bed, I'll press my hands into my pillow and imagine they're sinking against big, cushy pads on my werewolfu's paws.

Good thing I have these threads to enable these miserable acts.

>> No.12498137

>>12498110
>>12498118
Succubi a best

Just more proof that you don't need tentacles/horse pussy/scales/more monster parts to have a superior mg

>> No.12498139

>>12498136
You should start making your tulpa
It'll help a lot

>> No.12498146

>>12498139
Do so at your own fucking risk though, cause you're essentially making yourself schizophrenic.

I'd recommend learning how to have Lucid Dreams over this, but I can't stop you.

>> No.12498155

>>12498136
Sometimes when I'm in bed I like to whimper softly and imagine that a huge werewolfu is pinning me down and violating me.

>> No.12498159

>>12496622

>Actual Ghoul writefaggotry

You, I like you.

>> No.12498167

>>12498139
I considered that when I was slightly younger and a lot stupider. Hell, from an academic standpoint it's... interesting if true.
But I don't have the discipline to input time into something like that even if I was on board with it. Plus, my ability to visualise even a faint image within my head if I close my eyes is literally zero. I have no mental imaging capacity whatsoever.

>>12498146
This seems slightly less crazy and convoluted. Lucid dreaming is pretty cool I think. Hell, in the short period that I tried some of its techniques, I could vividly remember every dream I had for a week straight.

>> No.12498172

>>12498167
I've been working on trying to lucid dream a lot more lately. If you've ever heard of Binaural beats, I do recommend them. They've been pretty helpful on getting my head in the right place for things.

>> No.12498216
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12498216

Would you let a yandere monster girl into your house if she was knocking at your window?

>> No.12498219

>>12498216
>Yandere
>Allow
The knocking isn't a request for permission to enter, it's a statement of intent.

>> No.12498225

>>12498219
you could lock your doors and windows and tell her to leave.

>> No.12498229
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12498229

>>12498225
Anon, even you don't expect that to actually work. C'mon.

>> No.12498230

>>12498225
I don't think that would deter a giant red oni.

>> No.12498234
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12498234

>>12498225
>ask her to leave

>> No.12498235

>>12498230
Maybe board them up a bit too, or call the police, and hide

>> No.12498236
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12498236

>>12498225
Locking anything in the house is a form of foreplay for the yandere anon. Haven't you watched those documentaries about the proactive dating methods they employ?

>> No.12498242

>>12498216

I woundn't let anyone into my house, regardless of their intentions, and even if they broke in, I'd kick them out myself.

If I were living in MGC, it'd be for employment, not to deal with unwanted visitors.

>> No.12498245
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12498245

>>12498234
>>12498229
Why is Dakini so lovable?

>> No.12498247

>>12498216
You're not the lamia I am looking for. Go away.

>> No.12498250
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12498250

>>12498216
>you will never be stalked, and proactively dated by a yandere christmas cake businesswoman nekomata.

>> No.12498253

>>12498245
>Fluffy
>Murderboner
>Dem expressions
What's not to love?

also, how long do I have to delete images? Can I do that whenever or is there a time limit for that like with post deletions?

>> No.12498254

>>12498235
>call the police
Rape isn't a crime in MGC. Even anything they'd help her break in.

>hide
They can smell fear, Anon. Have you thought these precautions through thoroughly?

>> No.12498255

>>12498250
>proactively dated
= raped?

>> No.12498256

>>12498253
30 minutes

>> No.12498262
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12498262

>>12498255
What do you think?

>> No.12498264

>You will never put your infant Monster Girl daughteru in special made onesies PJs

>> No.12498266

>>12498262
Just to confirm.

>> No.12498267

>>12498216
Obsessive Yandere a best.
All other Yandere a shit.

>> No.12498270
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12498270

>>12498254
then take them on in honorable hand to hand combat and show them what for, after wards teaching them how to properly deal with love and sexual urges

>> No.12498271
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12498271

>>12498267
My nigga.

>> No.12498274

>>12498267
All yandere a shit.

Rapedere a best.

>> No.12498277

>>12498264

>Your monster daughteru will never wrap her little arms around your neck in a hug while wearing a tiny snuggie fit for her size

>> No.12498280

>>12498267
until they kill you because you cheat on them by breathing

>> No.12498281

>>12498280

Why am I laughing so much at this?

>> No.12498282

>>12498280
That's Yangire. That's also Obsessive-Possessive Yangire.

As I said before, Obsessive Yandere a best.

>> No.12498283

>>12498280
Yangires do that, not yanderes.

>> No.12498285

>>12498250
I love when new OC is drawn, like that.
And like, never seen again.

>> No.12498288

Monster MILFs tomorrow?

>> No.12498289
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12498289

>>12498285
Yeah.

>> No.12498292
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12498292

>>12498289

>> No.12498294
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12498294

>>12498288
Monster MILFs tomorrow.

>> No.12498295
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12498295

>>12498283
I am not up on my -deres. I heard there was one called dandere, and all I could think of was pic related.

>> No.12498296
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12498296

>>12498292

>> No.12498298

>>12498264
>You will never win a bet with your monstergirl waifu and get her to wear onesies customised for her
>She will never end up actually liking them
>She will never casually walk around the house in them on those "stay inside" days

>> No.12498301
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12498301

>>12498288

Just waiting for Raws to appear in a public place

Meanwhile, it's 8:47:13 AM JST Friday, 19 September 2014 in Moonland...

Give some time for those scanner guys to wake up and get to a shop/bookstore!

>> No.12498302

Alright, which one of you was this?

>>>/v/264270767

>> No.12498305

>>12498302
No one?

>> No.12498314

>>12498302
>Going to /v/
Enjoy your shit and censorship

>> No.12498319

>>12498302
Uh, MGQ isn't very confined to this general, idiot.

>> No.12498321

>>12498292
There is a raccoon in my apples.

>> No.12498324

>>12497406
>Well ELH helps some, but I usually get the post in.

It'd help if I wasn't dying these past two weeks. WTB new lungs and colon.

>> No.12498325

>>12498296
>flat
Delicious.
I hope there's more of this beauty!

>> No.12498327

>>12498296
Cheers, now I'm going to have songs from Disney Hercules in my head all evening.

>> No.12498328
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12498328

>>12498302

>> No.12498329

>>12498055
Thank you for continuing this story.

>> No.12498330

>>12498324
How much will you pay for my colon?

>> No.12498331

>>12498324
And on his grave: Wan wan.
TL note: Organ destroyer was here.

>> No.12498332

>>12498328
Come on now.

>> No.12498333

>>12498321
there is an apple in my raccoon

>> No.12498335

>>12498332
Don't worry, I was going to delete it anyway.

>> No.12498338

>>12498333
Would you say it now has an applewood taste to it?

>> No.12498339

>>12498331

Make sure to typeset it in comic sans.

>>12498330

I will trade you one hour's use of Armchair-kun.

>> No.12498341

>>12496647
>>12496599

In that event you'd probably upset your caretaker, and you'd get something akin to lamiaroid berating. Or you'd just upset your caretaker, and you get extra injections.

>> No.12498342

>>12498339
I dunno, make it one hour of LDR sitting on my face and we have a deal.

>> No.12498343
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12498343

Charon is best monster girl, I just DIE laughing after hearing her jokes

>> No.12498345

>>12498343

Now you just put the nail in the coffin with that horrible pun.

>> No.12498354

>>12498345
Stop, you're KILLING me

>> No.12498361

>>12498354
>>12498345
>>12498343
You guys should be deathly ashamed for those puns

>> No.12498365

>>12498361
whatever floats your BOAT

>> No.12498366

>>12498342

I dunno that >she has time in her schedule for that. Mortals to blue ball and all hat.

>> No.12498369

>>12498325
wan
puu dot sh/bEHGX/f0a0bfe7db

>> No.12498374

>>12498369
That's a pegasus, and they aren't mottled like that.

>> No.12498375
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12498375

I was told that people here like foxgirls

>> No.12498380

>>12498375
>that butterface
Well yes, we do, but...

>> No.12498382
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12498382

>>12498375
I recognize this style.

>> No.12498383

>>12498365
No seriously. You've made a GRAVE mistake.

>> No.12498384

>>12498382
Okay, I take back what I said about butterface for this one.

Cute ogre is best ogre.

>> No.12498387

>>12498374
It looks interesting to me.

>> No.12498388

>>12498383
Sorry i was just DYING to make a pun

>> No.12498391

>>12498382
300 lbs of cuteness.

>> No.12498393

>>12498388
Stop

>> No.12498394

>>12498393
why?

>> No.12498395

>>12498388
Could we kill it with the puns now?

>> No.12498398

>>12498382
This must be the loveliest Oni.

>> No.12498401

>>12498361

Don't be such a stiff, anon.

>> No.12498402

>>12498394
Because these puns might make someone CROAK

>> No.12498407

>>12498380
That face is fine. How high are your standards?

>> No.12498409

>>12498407
I guess the nose and face caught my eye first.

I have a problem if not even 2D is good anymore.

>> No.12498414 [SPOILER] 
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12498414

Your new ghoul gf is so wonderful. Today she even made you lunch! I wonder what it is...

>> No.12498418

Well, the apocalypse is currently happening outside my bedroom window in the form of rain and lightning.

Speaking of, what is the name of that MGE slimegirl type who appears in the rain?

Whenever the lightning illuminates my garden I keep expecting to see a grinning, yandere monstergirl out there. Or otherworldly horrors.

>> No.12498420

>>12498382
http://imgur.com/9RkhjAb

>> No.12498421

>>12498418
Good
That means you haven't seen me yet.

>> No.12498422

>>12498420
I like it so far.

>> No.12498423
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12498423

>>12498418
Nureonago.
That's the slime you're thinking of.

>> No.12498424

I wonder if a fast food chain called P'orcers that was wan by Orcs and served exclusively pork related foods would catch on in a modern MG world

>> No.12498429
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12498429

>>12498424

>> No.12498430

>>12498424
I'd like a P'Orc restaurant in the style of Hooters any day of my life
Then again, those uniforms on a P'Orc, I don't think I could control myself

>> No.12498432

>>12498343
>>12498345
>>12498354
>>12498361
>>12498365
>>12498383
>>12498395
>>12498401
>>12498402

I've never seen so many puns for a simple ferrywoman in a ROW

>> No.12498434

>>12498423
Yes, that's the one. Thanks.

>>12498421
No joke, the moment I read this, the fucking sky lit up red for the loudest thunder yet. Don't scare me like that.

>> No.12498437

>>12498432
This is how Charon spends her day when she isn't ferrying the dead.

>> No.12498439

>>12498429
Imagine how much room would have to be between tables in that restaurant.

>> No.12498440
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>>12498429

>> No.12498442

>>12498430

>Visit P'Orc version of Hooters, hilariously named Porky's
>The waitress you get keeps winking at you, even giving you some lewd butt jiggles and breast bounces
>It may be sexual frustration, it may be the beer
>But eventually you just grab her by the arm and shove her against the table, pulling down her orange shorts
>She makes playful protests but makes absolutely no effort to stop you as you begin to relentlessly Pork The Orc in front of every diner
>At the end of the evening, there's note attached to the bottom of your receipt
>$10.00 for fucking the server
>$15.95 for coming inside

>> No.12498445

>>12498442
What if they're virgins?

How much do you have to pay to marry a waitress?

>> No.12498446

>>12498440
AW YISS HOISE TITS MOITE
BOSTON HOISE RACES ARE THE SHIIIIT

>> No.12498453

>>12498442
>$10.00 for fucking the server
>$15.95 for cumming inside
I didn't know giving a damn monster the pleasure of being cummed inside was so damn expensive they added cents into it

>> No.12498457

>>12498453
That's for cleanup. P'Orcs are messy girls.

>> No.12498460

>>12498440
This needs color.

>> No.12498461
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12498461

You are already raped.

>> No.12498462

>>12498445

>Virgin P'Orc

$59.99 for the whole thing.

Hell, for that price they could make her be the most lascivious virgin sow that just BEGS you to fuck her and fill her with baby juice.

Then, you'd basically get the opportunity to have her use scissors to cut a hole in her orange shorts and straddle your cock, taking that hot pulsating thing inside of her and bouncing as she clutches a buffalo chicken wing in her mouth, kiss-feeding it to you.

Then for your drink, she'd dabble some beer down her breasts and have you lick it off those perfectly shaped lovelies, cooing as you massaged and fucked your way into unloading several gooey rounds of sex into her.

Impregnate your wife? The company would cover it, even telling you that they only select the most fertile of the P'Orcs in order to breed a race of Uber-swine women who can bring men to cloud nine.

Best part? Your piglets would love you just as much as your wife, and eventually could give you a breast sandwich session with your dick so fierce you'd swear your phallus turned into the mighty thunderbolt of Zeus.

>> No.12498465

>>12498457
Will they charge you if you were nice enough to clean up yourself? I'm too nice to leave a mess

>> No.12498467
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>>12498462
Welp, it appears I have more stuff to cap.

>> No.12498472

>>12498467

>Capping more of my stuff

Please no.

>> No.12498475
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>>12498472
Too late.
>>12497710

>> No.12498479

>>12498472
You're going to be famous, anon
You're going to be the one who made everyone love P'Orc's

>> No.12498480

>>12498475
Even his knife has scars and stitches.

>> No.12498482

>>12498465
That's good, because it's not nice to get on top of a sexy woman, and leave stains, and go to that restroom and get you a towel and wipe her off.

It's unsanitary and it's not nice.

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>>12498365
Did you say boat

>> No.12498485

>>12498465

They wouldn't charge you, and hell they'd even give you a copy of Orc and Shota Squire for your kids.

A completely family friendly book about an Orc who tenderly loves her little Shota Squire so much that nothing else in the world matters.

>>12498479

You wouldn't be this nice if you knew who I really was.

>> No.12498490

>>12498025
Judging from the angle, she's taking it up the ass isn't she?

>> No.12498491

>>12498485
Goddamnit Bob?

>> No.12498492

>>12498485
Loen, we all know it's you, don't be shy.

>> No.12498496

>>12498485
Alp?

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>>12498485
>You wouldn't be this nice if you knew who I really was.
What a load of Bollocks.

P'orc and Shota Squire please, my dick needs it.

>> No.12498498

>>12498491

I'm not Bob, i'm something much, much stranger.

>>12498492

>Implying I can draw
>Implying I can do anything but have lewd dreams and imagine sproinking the tail while porking the orc
>While basting her with barbeque sauce and licking her breasts to get her all right and randy before having me some delicious P'Orc

>> No.12498499

>>12498491
Shut. Down. Everything.
P'Orc love is cancelled, pending quarantine and tests for keyaids STD vector.

>> No.12498500

>>12498482
Always clean up after you've porked an Orc, Anons

>>12498485
I wouldn't care who you were. You've made me and others like P'Orcs more than before, and that's all that matters. I'd rather not know

>> No.12498503 [DELETED] 

>>12498485
Say you aren't Bob. Don't ruin this for me, please!

>> No.12498505

>>12498499
Calm down, It's just Bollocks.

>> No.12498509

>>12498498
>much, much stranger.

The anthropomorphic personification of our collective desires to fuck a P'orc?

>> No.12498510

>>12498505
That doesn't help me.
Give me some context, anon. What else has this porcine fetishist penned?

>> No.12498511

>>12498503

I'm not Bob.

>> No.12498513

>>12498505
Who the fuck is Bollocks. I never remember the names.

>> No.12498514

Uh oh! Your monster girl daughteru has developed a sleep disorder and passes out at random points of the day!
How do you react?

>> No.12498516

>>12498514
Watch over her at all times so she doesn't get raped when she passes out

>> No.12498517

>>12498498
>I'm not Bob, i'm something much, much stranger
Are you a P'Orc?

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>>12498509
>>12498517

Yes. Sure.

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>>12498510

>> No.12498523

>>12498514
Watch over her like an overprotective hawk, ready to catch her if she falls.
Also, see a doctor as soon as possible. Something like that sounds serious.

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>>12498482
Would you let an Ananta Lamia girl attack your chakra, /mgg/?

>> No.12498527

>>12498514
Take her weresheep-woollen panties away and return her regular ones.
What a silly mix-up! Those are pajama pantsu!

>> No.12498530

>>12498510
http://pastebin.com/gZps6e5T

>> No.12498538

>>12498522
>>12498530

http://i.imgur.com/k48qaFc.jpg

>>12498440

I'm still confused as to how Nina is less busty than Cerea.

>> No.12498543

>>12498538
I love you too.

>> No.12498546

>>12496709
>>12496730
>>12496758
>>12496823
>>12496823
CMON MAN WHERE IS IT?!

I'M JONESIN' BAD

>> No.12498558

>>12494701
>>12498055

New update at line 799.

http://strawpoll.me/2598233

>> No.12498559

Werewolfu howls when she climaxes, or...
Werewolfu whines happily when she climaxes.

Which is it?

>> No.12498561

>>12498462
Clothed sex is best sex

>> No.12498563

>>12498558
Fuck, I hate these questions.

>> No.12498564

>>12498563
Well, they're not superficial either. Choose well.

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>>12498546
Scans next week. There might be some spoilers soon though.

>> No.12498565

fluffy
http://pastebin.com/U6X6jZnL

>> No.12498567

>>12498564
I gathered as much, that's the worst part.

>> No.12498592

>>12498561

It really is.

>P'Orc bouncing up and down on you, gleefully telling you how you're grinding her insides
>Puts your face under her shirt and smothers you in those hot, sweating breasts of hers
>Female stink clouding your mind

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>>12498510

Mistakes were made.

They were different times.

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>>12498602
I want this.

>> No.12498611
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12498611

Big Bad Wolf 2 is done.

This shit is long. 10k words of pretty much pure smut. There's also a bit more femdom than in the first one. And Gnoll girl with psuedopenis.

I do hope you enjoy, anons. As usual, two links to whichever site you prefer to read on.

http://bobanon.pbworks.com/w/page/85909609/The%20Big%20Bad%20Wolf%202%20%3A%20The%20Search%20for%20More%20Smut

http://pastebin.com/eeZ9ZdKF

Comments and such are always welcome.

>> No.12498613
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>>12498611
I love you Bob

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>>12498611
>And Gnoll girl with psuedopenis.
DROPPED BEFORE I EVEN OPENED IT

>> No.12498615

>>12498611
You are the worst person to ever come to these threads.

>> No.12498616

>>12498602
> that transformation
Too Cronenberg for me

>> No.12498618

>>12498614
Pseudopenis doesn't work how you think it does.

>> No.12498620

>>12498616

Doesn't help I was thinking of Brundle-Fly while writing that.

>> No.12498621

>>12498611
>Ctrl + F
>Search for "ear"
>No #lolAuralSex to be found

You dodged a bullet there. I'll give it a read.
I'm skipping the Gnoll girl, though.
Shame on you.

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>>12498615
Stop bullying Bob, he's done nothing wrong and continues to write despite the negativity. Half of you haven't even read his works. He's a true American hero.

>> No.12498624

so why does everyone hate bob so much

>> No.12498625

>>12498623
b8

>> No.12498626

>>12498624
Futa cat of course

>> No.12498627

>>12498621
Anon, you penetrate the pseudopenis. Not the other way around.

>> No.12498628

>>12498623
Nice try faggot.

>> No.12498633

>>12498611

It's pretty great, like the last, but... does anyone else find these hilarious and hot at the same time? I can't stop laughing. Naked boy being led around with a collar.

>> No.12498635

>>12498618
It's a Monster Girl with a penis. It may be a pseudo one, but it's still a penis.

>> No.12498636

>>12498566
>Scans next week
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12498637

>>12498633
It's even funnier read aloud.

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>>12498611
I like where this is going

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>>12498611
>>12498615
Look, I feel the need to say this, but...
I have no opinion of Bob one way or the other.

Call me ignorant, but I haven't read enough of his work besides Laska and Me, and like half of Truckercore to really say whether or not I like or dislike him.

I also can't tell for certain if it really is him that comes in to periodically talk about futacat/aural sex business, or just some random anon who either really likes futacat, or really likes to make Bob look bad, or wants to shit up the threads, or just plain wants to ruin Cheshire Cat for everybody.
If I get evidence that Bobanon is the one doing that, I will admit that I'm wrong.

In the meantime, I'll consider myself somebody who reads a bit of everybody's work.

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Trapdoor spider arachnid girl please

>> No.12498660

>>12498611
Die in flames faggot.

>> No.12498693

>>12494701
>>12498558

Well, I didn't expect to update this quickly, but the strawpoll demands it. Update is at line 815.

http://strawpoll.me/2598561

>> No.12498702

Do you think Mama Miia is going to try and force Darling into a marriage with her daughter or attempt to hit on Darling herself?

>> No.12498705

>>12494431
This is solid /adv/.

>> No.12498707

>>12498702
Hit on him herself

The forced marriage will be Cerea's mom

>> No.12498710

>>12498707
Do you think she can reign him in?

I know he's already rode her but I don't think it's hit him that's he's saddled with him.

I'd bite the bit and marry Cerea personally, tall blonde, and blue eyed polite girls are great.

She is a bit hot to trot though.

>> No.12498717

>>12498710
She's only tall because her bottom half's a horse, you stupid stupid stupid stupid!

>> No.12498719

>>12498710
>She is a bit hot to trot though.
She's still less hot to trot than Miia though, and Miia doesn't even have LEGS.

>> No.12498724

>>12498710
>All those fucking horse puns
God dammit.

>> No.12498728

>>12498710
CHARON
GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE
AND ROW LIKE YOU FUCKING MEAN IT

>> No.12498729

>>12498710
Someone get this man a job at Seven Seas.

>> No.12498730

>>12498710
>>12498710
7 Seas pls

You're going just an itzy-bitzy overboard

>> No.12498737

>>12498710
I've never seen so many puns in one damn post
Congratulations, Charon. You've done it again

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>>12498724
Come on, I'm just horsin' around.

It's not like these puns will give you night mares.

I'm only foaling around.

Don't be all whinny about this.

These puns are making me a little horse.

Neigh, I think that's about it.

>> No.12498746

>>12498738
You're really putting the cart before the horse spamming all these jokes with no setup. I mean, don't get me wrong, you're still a horseshoein for the next Charon if you keep up this pace, but you can't make the big bucks if you leave your blinders on and just plough straight forward.

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>>12498738
I don't know, you're acting awfully fishy. While I agree you and Cerea are a match mermaid in heaven, at least fin-ish a thought would you?

>> No.12498750

Fucking goddammit you people are making horse puns and now Colbert is making fucking shoe puns. Fuck.

>> No.12498759

>>12498750
Really? I might have tuna in to sea if that's true.

>> No.12498760

>>12498750
Doesn't it make your skin crawl? They say it's an itsy bitsy world and all, but sometimes I feel like a fly caught in a web.

>> No.12498775
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12498775

Remember to lightly pull a P'orc Girl's tail if you want to order from the 'special menu'.

Visit your local Porkers Bar and Grill™ today and enjoy delicious BBQ cooked by submissive P'orc girls!

>> No.12498778

>>12498775
We need to shoop that warhammer into some manga meat or a rack of ribs or something.

>> No.12498781

>>12498778
Agreed, for now we'll pretend she's just holding a meat tenderizer.

>> No.12498782

>>12498778
We need more P'Orc art

>> No.12498783

>>12498759
>>12498760
Charon plz I don't like laughing at dumb puns

>> No.12498784

>>12498775
Oh christ what have I created

>> No.12498790

>>12498783
We can't help it. Birds of a feather and all, you know? Just so long as you don't lay an egg about the puns or crow on and on about how we won't stop we can all keep flocking to these threads to have fun. I mean, it's not like we're murdering thread quality, right? 'Course, even if we were /mgg/ has shown its ability to rise from the ashes and all that.

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>>12498775
There also needs to be a Zipangu-themed restaurant.

Where a Ushi-Oni Teppanyaki chef cooks a full course meal for you and any friends. Which will give you the energy you will need for the inevitable after-dinner rape.

MG customers can eat sushi off of a naked man. Usually a young student looking to make some money.

>> No.12498796

>>12498790
I swear to god I'll shave your head.

>> No.12498801

>>12498794
>MG customers can eat sushi off a young man
>Pays well
>Hires college students
Sign me up

>> No.12498806

>>12498801
I don't know, Anon. It sounds sketchy

>> No.12498808

>>12498806
As long as I get enough insurance to cover for a broken pelvis I'd do it.

>> No.12498809

>>12498796
>I swear to god I'll shave your head.
I already got my summer haircut though, you're going to have a ball trying. Don't dog me out over this, okay? You can't just pad on in here and start barking orders and the like; I won't stand for it (though I may sit or stay, depending). No wan gets to tell me what to do, got it bitch? Tell ya what, just put your anger on a leash and we can all get along fine, howl about that?

>> No.12498810

>>12498806
College isn't cheap. If I could I'd even whore myself out for cheesy roleplay porn. Where I play the role of a vulnerable science teacher and a delinquent wurm student teaches me the scientific method for rape. This is my fetish

>> No.12498811

>>12498808
Well when you put it that way, I guess it doesn't sound half bad
Hell, maybe if you're such a good worker they'll pay for any damage done to you.

>> No.12498814

>>12498809
Stop making me love your stupid puns.

>> No.12498816

>>12498810
>a delinquent wurm student teaches me the scientific method for rape.
Would that vary any from the regular scientific method?
>You will never a science teacher in MGC
>You will never have compare LL of your lessons to rape in order to keep the girls' attention
>Constantly talking about rape will never get you raped constantly

>> No.12498818
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>>12498801
With Tanukis or Gyoubu Danukis eating off of you while discussing business.

Or that creepy Shirohebi who has you all to herself.

>> No.12498820

>>12498775
Hopefully it turns out better than my last night out at Milkers.

The waitress were alright, a little pushy with the fresh milk, but they had some new minotaurs there and she offered me a special desert.

I won't say no to getting the twist of chocolate and vanilla if I can just be on top next time.

>> No.12498824

>>12498794
I love how the ushi-oni looks adorable in that pic, even though she fully intends to rape her husband viciously later.

>> No.12498826

>>12498818
I'm seeing erections being used as interactive centerpieces. Like, popup book style.

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>>12498820
They have a good delivery service though.

>> No.12498832

>>12498826
Now I'm imagining some MG opening a maid cafe except instead of maids they're butlers
The MG's can even pay extra for "service". Refusing will get you a deduction in bonuses

>> No.12498833

>>12498820
>A night at Milkers
>Anything but heaven
Come on bro, I go there nightly and its amazing every time.

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>>12498833
My doctor says I shouldn't be with anyone over 300lbs for a few weeks to heal up, so no minotaurs for me.

>> No.12498840

>>12498833
>I go there nightly
Christ, how do you walk? Your bones must be like rocks by now.

>> No.12498845

>>12498839
I thought she was saying "Eager for an erection, are we?" for a second there.

>> No.12498846

>>12498839
More for me then. I've got my photo on the wall and everything.
>>12498840
Lots and lots of milk, and lots of rehealing.

>> No.12498847

>>12498833
Holstaurus Milkers Employee detected.

>> No.12498850

>>12498847
The owner has said I'll get a discount for my daily patronage.

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>>12498820
Is it true that at milkers there's a Minotaurus Rodeo that you can participate in? Where you try to stay on top for as long as you can before you're eventually thrown off?

>> No.12498855

>>12498853
>Where you try to stay on top for as long as you can before you're eventually on the bottom?
FTFY.

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So who's ready for MILFs, huh?

>> No.12498860
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>>12498855
>'Come on big boy, time to see if you're a calf or a bull.'

>> No.12498865
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>>12498853
I was thinking more of a Rodeo where you try to fuck a Minotaurus and make her cum first before you do.
You then do this for as many girls as you can before you either lose, or you fuck the last girl remaining.

>> No.12498870

>>12498853
Its true, if you can make the girl cum before you do you can either choose a free food item or to go another round with a different girl and try for more. The further you get the more you win and if you can beat the owner you get a year of free meals, though you'll also get about a dozen new Minotaurs who want your dick constantly.

>> No.12498874

>>12498870
It's said there's only one man that's ever completed the challenge. He's a nondescript fellow and humble, they say. His picture is on the wall behind the bar, right next to the owner's actually. It's got a little placard underneath with his name engraved. It reads "John Smith"

>> No.12498877

>>12498874
The man.
The legend

>> No.12498881

>>12498856
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
i thought you were just oing to post

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>>12498775
>>12498820
I'd rather go to Milkers or Porkers than this place. Absolute worst experience ever, especially with the waitresses.

>> No.12498885

>>12498884
Goddammit I'm laughing and angry at the same time.

>> No.12498889

>>12498884
Wan wan?

>> No.12498892

>>12498820
You think that's bad? Try going to Coils. It's this Lamia run club that only hires Lamias and other snake monstergirls. I got dragged there by a friend who was having a birthday. The food's good, and the atmosphere is nice, but they've got this thing called the "Snake pit challenge". They toss you in a pit full of snake girls and your dinner is free if you can satisfy them all. Here's the thing though, my buddies were pretty drunk and thought their teetotaler friend should have some fun at the party, so just as we were about to leave they signed me up for the challenge and into the pit I go. They walked home and I had to spend the rest of the night getting raped senseless by various snakegirls.
No one has ever lost the challenge. They don't let you leave until they're all satisfied, it's just a ruse to get men. My friends literally traded me to escape the bill.

>> No.12498897
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12498897

>>12498881
I wanted to make sure the guy ho asked for it was here.

Anyway, here it is.

A Present from Me to You.
http://pastebin.com/U7t5K5FZ

>> No.12498901

>>12498897
...that is not me...
but i accept

>> No.12498905

>>12498884
And the owner is...?

>> No.12498906

>>12498892
What happens if you get a Shirohebi in the pit?

>> No.12498907
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12498907

>>12498613
I love you too, anon.

>> No.12498912

>>12498906
1. endurance swimming contest
2. everyone dies
3. both
This is why shirohebi are not allowed in the snake pit. There's a sayingfor shiro in mating balls, actually: "white ain't right."

>> No.12498913

>>12498906
They don't hire many Shirohebis, but I'd assume she'd stalk you.
Kinda like that one Medusa girl that keeps following me. I think she's either trying to kill me, or trying to get my number.

>> No.12498916

>>12498892
Oh, you think that's bad? That isn't even the tip of the iceberg, brother
Let me tell you about my experience at this place called WWW, or Triple W as my friends called it. Here I am, going over to the place thinking it's an internet cafe or something, you've seen movies, because www means World Wide web

Turns out, hell yeah the place is called World Wide Web, but it was run by every Arachnid known to man and was some freaky deaky dark place. So, as a kind person, I didn't discriminate on all the arachnids and asked for a room. Nice lady led me to a room. A big room. A large and dark room.
Turns out, the place was the arachnid bondage homeword in the solar system. Before I could even try and escape it was too damn late. And I paid for five hours. Five. Five damn hours in a rape room with a dom Arachnid, brother.

Let me tell you something brother, I'd rather go to Coils than that Arachnid bondage store any day of my life. Any damn day

>> No.12498918

>>12498913
The next time you see the Medusa walk straight up to her, grab her hand, putting a piece of paper with your number on it in her hand, and look deep into her eyes then kiss her. Watch the snakes to see her actual reaction then walk away.

>> No.12498922

>>12498918
>Kissing an MG you just met
Look at this slut.

>> No.12498925
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12498925

Would you cum in Charon-chan's ear?

>> No.12498927

>>12498925
No. Her ear isn't fluffy.

>> No.12498930

>>12498922
Its called being a man.
>>12498925
Would impregnate her.

>> No.12498931

>>12498925
>Hey guys, aural sex, lol
No.

>> No.12498935

>>12498927
I would. I'd wrap her dirty, oily hair around my rock hard dick and fap myself raw, every load entering her beautiful human ear.

>> No.12498936

>>12498916
Try fucking Treasure

Goddamn dragons looking for husbands. If they like you, you're married off. I wanted a meal, not a waifu.

>> No.12498938

>>12498936
>Try fucking Treasure
I love those guys. They make the best vidya, don't they?

But seriously, those dragons, man.
Never again.

>> No.12498942

>>12498930
It's called being a slut. you just don't go kissing the poor sap right off the bat, that's rushing things
You treat them to dinner, get to know them and the like. You know, like a date. Then you slowly escalate over the multiple times you've been together from hand holding to all that other lovey dovey stuff then eventually a kiss.

And you call yourself a man.

>> No.12498946

>>12498942
Oh so monster girls can proactively date but men can't? That's sexist man.

>> No.12498950

>>12498946
Hey, I don't make the rules, but men and monster can proactively date.

>> No.12498951

>>12498946
Yes. You have to wait for her to make the first move if you want to keep her.

>> No.12498954

>>12498942
Then you wind up getting some MG that won't do lewd things with you because she's too shy.

>> No.12498955

>>12498954
Not a big deal. Slow and steady wins the race, anon

>> No.12498958

>>12498955
No, anon - you don't understand. She'll only want to do it in the most vanilla way, and she'll be completely obtuse to your advances. If she's not trying to fuck you from the first date, dump her. She won't be able to satisfy you in the long run.

>> No.12498961

>it stuns you that you didn't see it before
>your mggf has a tattoo that says WIGHT POWER
What do you do?

>> No.12498962
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12498962

>>12498946
>"I believe men should be equal to Monster Girls! Fight the Matriarchy!"

>> No.12498965

>>12498961
>WIGHT POWER
>Dragon waifu
how

>>12498962
Pls no bully Lizardman

>> No.12498966

>>12498942
Okay, then grab her hand, putting a piece of paper with your number on it in her hand, and look deep into her eyes

Then you take her chin in your other hand and tell her, "Call me."

Then walk away.

Has a compromise been reached?

>> No.12498968

>>12498966
Yeah, that sounds about right
Now you're learning

>> No.12498970

>>12498962
Human man here, we don't need your shitty "equality". We have our place and monster girls have theirs.

>> No.12498971

>>12494701
>>12498693

Last update for tonight, you can find it at line 830.

http://strawpoll.me/2598912

>> No.12498972

>>12498970
>Human man here
Dicks or GTFO
Seriously, don't be a fucking attention whore on an anonymous site

>> No.12498977

>>12498972
W-well I would, but the last time I posted proof my waifu found out a-a-and it took 6 months before I was allowed near an internet connection again.

>> No.12498978

>>12498972
You'll never find me, you monster! I'm stroking my dick as we speak and it's all going down the drain!

>> No.12498980

>>12498965
She's trans-extraspecies. Check your privilege.

>> No.12498981

>>12498977
Shirohebi or something in the succubus family?

>> No.12498982

>>12498977
>>12498978
Ignore it, it's probably just Alps pretending to be boys for attention

>> No.12498984

>>12498938
That's nothing.
In The Pirate Cove there is a kraken hostess that hold you in her tentacles until your table be liberated.
When you sit you need to avoid to be bite by the rusalka waitress, who is always hungry.
And the cherry on top is the Sea Bishop manager who will try to marry you with the scylla cook or the shark girl who attends on the salad buffet.
Not to mention the charybdis valet, who take an eternity to get your car.

>> No.12498985

>>12498982
But Alps ARE boys you ignoramus! Alp bullying has been rampant here in /hbg/ for too long!

>> No.12498994

>>12498971
Also, I feel this should be obvious but I'll say it anyway, if custom is the top voted choice with no custom choice written out here, I'll go with the second highest result. Same goes for if the custom option goes completely against the flow of the story.

>> No.12498996

>>12498981
Kikimora.
She's very forceful.
I was surprised. B-B-B-BUT NOT IN A B-BAD WAY!

>> No.12499002

>>12498994
>give people the freedom to choose what they want
>ignore it if you disagree with the choice
While I'm just an uneducated fool, unfamiliar with the ways of writefaggotry, I feel like there is something a little off here.
>>12498996
Relax. I know from experience that they don't punish you for telling the truth. Unless it offends them.

>> No.12499003

>>12498996
She used the duster on ya didn't she?
Trust me I got a cousin out east and she does the same thing to him.

>> No.12499004

>>12499002
Eh, it's got more to do with not derailing the story over anything else. A realistic option will make sense. Suddenly going bonkers and going on a murderous rampage... not so much.

>> No.12499005

>>12498996
>Kikimora
>Forceful
You must be made of sticks, anon.

>> No.12499007

>>12499003
The duster's not hard to deal with. The trick is desensitization and callouses. Lots and lots of callouses. It's pretty easy to avoid too, all you've gotta do is listen when she's hen-pecking and keep her full of vitamin D.

>> No.12499009

>>12499004
Going on a murderous rampage never makes sense, but if you only want the story to go into a specific direction, don't give people a custom option and then tell them you're not going to take it into account if you don't like it. Choose Your Own Adventure kind of implies some freedom.
I'm going to stop now.
>>12499005
Many sticks can be broken, but bundled together they form a mighty faggot.

>> No.12499014

>>12498961
FUCK WIGHT PEOPLE

>> No.12499024
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12499024

>>12499014
I'd love to, provided they actually go ohohoho before sex.

>> No.12499027

>>12499024
>>12499014
So why is it that there's no more art of Wights? Best Himedere.

>> No.12499029

>>12499024
>provided they actually go ohohoho before sex.
Wow, you know nothing about wight girls. An ufufu or an ara ara is just as good if not better than an ohoho. As for when, it doesn't even matter. Ara ara when they see how eager you are to jam it in? Golden. Ufufu when you collapse into their ample busom after you've brought each other to paradise more times than your tiny little peasant brain can count? That's the sweetest nectar. All you really need is to know that the attitude is there. She'll show it to you eventually.

>> No.12499031

>>12499027
>Himedere
This sounds intriguing.

>> No.12499033

>>12499029
You make a compelling case, but we still don't have enough Wights.
>>12499031
It is.

>> No.12499036

>>12499033
I wish someone would writefag this.

>> No.12499037

>>12499036
>someone
We have plenty of writefags, where are they when someone needs them?

>> No.12499042

>>12499037
I think himedere is just too sublime and difficult for them.
I know it is for me.

>> No.12499043

>>12499042
>I know it is for me
Now you'll never learn if you don't practice. Do you want to turn out like that one guy?

>> No.12499050

Normally, I wouldn't update with so little but if you guys are wanting new wight material right this second, take a look at Meat and Metal around line 400.

http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

More later, plus more Vengeance in a few days.

>> No.12499051

>>12499050
>new wight material
I was hoping for drawings but this will have to do. Thankee.

>> No.12499062

>>12499027
>>12499031
>>12499033
>>12499042
Do you like, have good examples of these Himederes?

>> No.12499063

>>12498966
Instructions unclear, got hit with a flying backpack and woke up on a bench with a frantically written apology note and a phone number.

>> No.12499066 [SPOILER] 
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12499066

>>12499051
A Wight and a Vampire discuss reform policies regarding human sperm practices and mandatory love making positions in a dignified and aristocratic atmosphere. Whom do you side with?

>> No.12499075

>>12499066
Neither until I know what their platforms are, do you take me for a fool?

>> No.12499077
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>>12499066
Who has the bigger hall of arms?

>> No.12499082
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12499082

>>12499066
The Vampire, since her castle is bigger.

>> No.12499086
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12499086

>>12499082
Is it this vampire?

>> No.12499087

>>12499082
Making a teenager immortal has got to have drawbacks, but looking at her I can't think of them.

>> No.12499089

>>12499086
No that's something that should be purged with holy magic

>> No.12499091

>>12499050
I fucking love Meat and Metal

>> No.12499092

>>12499075
A vote for Wight is a vote for doggy style and bondage.

A vote for Vampire is a vote for missionary and femdom foot jobs.

>> No.12499093

>>12499089
I'm gonna write a himedere story with Bat-Vampire, you'll see.

>> No.12499094

>>12499089
Right, but how does that make her different from a vampire?

>> No.12499095

>>12499066
Why aren't Dragon and Dark Elf there? I can get Pharaon and Apophis not getting invited because they're childish and petty, but Dragon and Dark Elf could behave.

>> No.12499096

>>12499092
>doggy style
...Pegging?

Which one would do urethral sounding?

>> No.12499101

>>12499092
>Wight
>Doggy style
>bondage
Is this a slander campaign?

wight: missionary and loving femdom footjobs
vampire: cowgirl and bondage

>> No.12499102

>>12499094
It doesn't.

>> No.12499103
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>>12499092
You really think I can make that choice?
...hmm...
...ooh...
....Fuck it, it's Vampire. Maybe I can finally become and ottoman now.

>> No.12499106

>>12499095
Filthy knife ears are not allowed in civilized society.

>> No.12499110

>>12499101
Don't be silly, Wights clearly would have a preference for the "Ballet Dancer" position.

>> No.12499111

>>12499101
>>12499110
Or maybe Wight is into Standing Congress?

Fuckin hot.

>> No.12499112
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12499112

>>12499110
>Ballet Dancer
This?

>> No.12499115

>>12499111
>Wanting to lift the Wight's lard ass

Clearly the Vampire is the one to vote for then.

>> No.12499116

>>12499112

No, it's when you press her up against a wall facing you, put one leg over your shoulder and let her stand on the other.

>> No.12499118

>>12499112
You know, she would probably be twice as hot if it weren't for the fact that she has a scat scene.

>>12499115
No, man, that's SUSPENDED congress.

Standing congress is when she wraps one leg around your hip while the two of your fuck.
Like half of a leg lock.

>> No.12499119

>>12499115
>An elegant wight
>lardass
Clearly there IS a slander campaign going on here. I must say the accusations are preposterous, however.

>> No.12499121

>>12499118
>>12499112
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-position-playbook/ballet-dancer

There appears to be some disconnect with the name of some sexual positions.

>> No.12499123

>>12499119
I assure you, the only preposterous thing here is her preposterior.

>> No.12499126

>>12499091

Hope you liked the mini update then. Next time, the real deal mission details and a little visit to Paltown (where the human immigrants from across the gate live)

>> No.12499127

>>12499121
Huh...strange.

Anyway, yes, that is the position I was referring to.

>> No.12499128

>>12499118
>a scat scene
>A
>as in, only one
Hehe. Still, that scene had no poop in it. It was just the mother of three fully grown children twisting like a damn contortionist during sex. Mighty fine.
>>12499119
But wouldn't a noblewoman let herself get soft?

>> No.12499130

>>12499123
Go back to your Mistress you blood-sucker enabler.

>> No.12499132

>>12499123
>preposterior
Charon, how did you even get in here?

>> No.12499133

>>12499123
Leave it to a Vampire to be jealous of a Wight girl's ass.

>> No.12499138

>>12499121
That pose is downright lame when compared to>>12499112

>> No.12499141

>>12499138
I don't think so.
>>12499112 Just looks silly.

>> No.12499143
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>>12499133
It's not jealousy, it's envy.

Imagine how puny a Vampire's butt is compared to a Wight's. It's not fair is what it is.

>> No.12499145

>>12499066
Can you adjust the girl's sclera color in Artificial Academy?
This is important.

>> No.12499149

>>12499141
>just looks silly
I know which I think is more impressive, and I stand by my statement.
>>12499143
So what happened to the civilized discussion?

>> No.12499151

>>12499145
http://pastebin.com/BhpfXqHP

Line 79. How do you like it?

>> No.12499152

>>12499151
Black is the only way to go.

>> No.12499154

>>12499149
>I know which I think is more impressive, and I stand by my statement.
You'd have to be a turbo quickshot to do it.

>> No.12499156

>>12499152
Indeed, anon.

That's why I have my girlfriend take Black Eye.

>> No.12499157

>>12499151
Black or charcoal, depending on which looks better.

>> No.12499158

>>12499154
>you'd have to be
Not in the VN, they stood like that for quite the while.

>> No.12499161

>>12499151
Speaking of, do you know how to solve the problem with the background being all white when you start the game up?

>> No.12499162

>>12499126
yiss

>> No.12499167

>>12499128
>implying there's more than one
Wait...seriously?

>> No.12499171

>>12499156
You're a bad person.

>> No.12499173

>>12499167
>seriously
Yes. I would know, I've fapped to every scene in the VN several times. There's more than one scene with poop.
And they're not all with her

>> No.12499175

I want there to be a G2 scene with a Wight and a Vampire being interviewed by a human host.

>What is it you want?
>Why civilization my dear boy
>That's why we've come to Monstergirl City, to be a part of real civilization
>Take in the sights, the shows
>The food
>Then of course there's the raping
>But I think we can do that for free
>We want to get a sense of your civilization to be able to build our own happy community of men and monsters.
>"And the customs are important. I mean look at this boor, not a manner in her whole rotting corpse." The vampire will start.
>"Fair point." The wight says. "Take this crusty yokel for instance"
>The wight shoots the vampire right in the face
>"Was that civilized? Fun yes, but not the least bit civilized."

Then the whole thing turns into a massive catfight.

>> No.12499177

>>12499171
I'm only trying to help her feel good.

Sure, she says she doesn't like it at first, but when I finally help her apply it after her struggling, she says it feels really good.

Wouldn't you want your girl to feel good, anon?

>> No.12499182

>>12499177
You're a very bad person.

>> No.12499183

>>12499175
Now I have to find my old VHS of Gremlins 2 and see if it still works.

>> No.12499185
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>>12499177
Kill yourself.

>> No.12499189
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>>12499173
Well, good thing I was told that blond girl is the only one with no scat.

Now I can avoid everyone else's route and stick with her.

>> No.12499199

>>12499177
Wow man what the fuck

>> No.12499200

>>12499152
http://i.imgur.com/ZktA47U.jpg

Yes?

>>12499161
Never had the problem, maybe the FAQ might say something about it? What exactly happens when you start up?

>> No.12499201

>>12499189
>blond girl
Enjoy all the CBT. Seriously, thumb screws on testicles is way worse than scat.
Marika, the futa, is the best girl. Tender loving femdom without scat or torture.

>> No.12499202

>>12499128
>But wouldn't a noblewoman let herself get soft?
No. But also, she becomes more attractive the more you cum in her, according to Kc. So unless lardasses were your thing She's be pretty toned

>> No.12499203

>>12499202
>no
Why not? What's the reason for her to keep herself fit when she can seduce with magic?
>according to KC
Son, get out.

>> No.12499205
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>>12499201
>Only girl in the entire VN without scat
>Has fucking CBT

Fucking wow!

>> No.12499207

>>12499205
CBT is great tho'. Scat a shit.

>> No.12499208

>>12499207
How about no, Scott?

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>>12499205
>only girl
I just told you the futa doesn't have any either. That's just part of the reason why Marika is the best girl. She's a better character than the bland main heroine. The ending where you marry her should be the good one.
Also: if these things bother you, Starless isn't for you. There's bestiality and guro in it, and some of the CG has like half of the screen covered by the fat, hairy ass of a faceless old man.

>> No.12499212

>>12499203
>Why not? What's the reason for her to keep herself fit when she can seduce with magic?
When you are elite and admittedly, a bit vain, you don't let yourself go. Because that's what lazy shits do. You hone your physical attraction yourself because you'll be so much better than the lardass that just magics people towards her. You will be the creme de la creme, as as such you wil naturaly recieve/deserve the best of partners/everything. For the same reason that any good monstergirl, hones the mind just as much as she does the body.
>Get out
Why? Did something I say bother you?

>> No.12499215

>>12499210
>covered by the fat, hairy ass
Why the fuck does japan take their cues from western porn?

>> No.12499216 [DELETED] 

>>12499202
Wight's buttocks will become more and more beautiful the more she has sex, and nobody likes tiny butts, so obviously it would get bigger.

Meanwhile, the Vampire's ass stays the say throughout the entirety of her existence. Poor Vampire-kun.

>> No.12499217

>>12499212
>Did something I say bother you?
Yes. Fuck KC and his silly canon, I want no part of it.
>hones the mind
We DO need this though.

>> No.12499219

>>12499215
It was supposed to be disturbing, considering the context.
>>12499216
>a vampire cannot control her body to the extent that they can decide what their assets become like
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.12499220

>>12499202
Wight's buttocks will become more and more beautiful the more she has sex, and nobody likes tiny butts, so obviously it would get bigger.

Meanwhile, the Vampire's ass stays the same throughout the entirety of her existence. Poor Vampire-kun.

>> No.12499223

>>12499220
Both suck equally man

>> No.12499224
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12499224

Vampire ass > Wight ass

>> No.12499228

what about mothchan ass?
http://imgur.com/uxHIZYO

>> No.12499229

>>12499177

If >>12485743 is anything to go by, she'll be blind and begging you to give her another hit within a month.

Good luck with your new blind waifu, you sick fuck.

>> No.12499231
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12499231

Succubutt > Vampire/Wight

>> No.12499232

>>12499228
>I got my wish again
Ohohoho! Wonderful kitty, wonderful!
Her tits are disgustingly big

>> No.12499233

>>12499228
I'm for it, I don't think her titties would be that big, but the ass is nice

>> No.12499235

>>12499228
Don't forget the wings, less.

Otherwise, JESUS CHRIST THOSE SPATS THOUGH, HOLY SHIT!

>> No.12499236

>>12499217
>Yes. Fuck KC and his silly canon, I want no part of it.
It's hardly silly cannon you wanker. That's like saying Manticores having venom is Kcs silly cannon. It's just something that they do. Similarly to the more MANMAOMA MANA/cum you por into a zombie girl evenrually she'll develop into a beautiful wight, which becomes more alluring the more MANONAMONOMA MANA you pour into her.

>> No.12499237

>>12499228
>Spats
>Moth girl

Continue. Please.

>> No.12499238

>>12499231
>Fat and flabby
>Ass is actualy flat
Is this post ironic?

>> No.12499240

>>12499236
But I don't accept MAMONO MANA into my headcanon, it's stupid.

>> No.12499241

>>12499232
>>12499233
Titmind

>> No.12499242

>>12499228
Nice desu ne~

>> No.12499246

>>12499231
I don't know about you anon, but I'd rather get all my blood sucked out then spend a night a Succuslut

>> No.12499247

>>12499241
More like objective truth.

>> No.12499249
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>>12499238
Don't be a butt racist, anon.

>> No.12499250

>>12499240
It's a base component of monstergirls man, what are you even doing? I agree with headcannoning in personalities but that's like saying "Fuck weregirls with paws and claws, I don't like that in my headcannon so that's not how they look." It's not something you can really change and still be talking about the same creature as every one else.

>> No.12499254

>>12499249
Nothing racist about it, those are fine asses. that other one was objectively bad. Flabby and flat.

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>>12499250
>that's not something you can really change
>base component of monstergirls
You seem to be operating under the assumption that Monster Girls are something that only exists within the context of the MGE and that as such are defined by it. This is incorrect. Think about EMG, there's no MAMONO MANA in there.

>> No.12499264

>>12499256
But they still feed on cum right? MAMONO MANA is just cum with a shitty re-skin.

>> No.12499267

>>12499264
>still feed on cum
You don't actually read EMG, do you?

>> No.12499268

>>12499228
proceed

>> No.12499269

>>12499267
I have no idea what it even stands for. I just made a shot in the dark based on monstergirls. Actually wait, when I hear that abbreviation the word grimdark comes to mind. Any relevance?

>> No.12499270

>>12499269
Everyday Monster Girl

The monster girl manga with the MILF chapter that we're all awaiting.

>> No.12499272
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12499272

>>12499269
>EMG
>Grimdark
It's monstergirl slice-of-life haremshit anon.
And I love it.
Rachnee is best girl.

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>>12499269
>doesn't know about Everyday Monster Girl
W-what are you even doing here?

>> No.12499274

>>12499270
>>12499272
>>12499273
Oh. I'm thinking of something completely different. And I recognise that as Monster musume, so... yeah. Maybe it was MGU? I don't know really what I'm thinking of that's grimdark.

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>>12499272
>Rachnee is best girl
The bonds of brotherhood have formed between us.

>> No.12499277

>>12499276
>>12499272
Brothers

>> No.12499278

>>12499276
Is this not common knowledge by now?

Everybody with taste knows Rachnee is the best girl.

>> No.12499279

>>12499274
The MGUtanic sank long ago anon.
I still remember the laughter in the old threads when we found out that KC had issued a Cease and Desist.

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>>12499277
>brothers
One can only hope she doesn't like seeing us kiss.
>>12499278
There are certain irredeemable louts who disagree with what is the obvious truth, suppressing it in their unrighteousness and following the ways of false best girls like Miia and Polt.

>> No.12499284

>>12499281
Polt is second best girl, Tio is third.

>> No.12499286

>>12499279
But was it grimdark?

>> No.12499288

>>12499284
Polt vs Tio in a competition of fitness, go.

>> No.12499290

>>12499279
What was the deal with MGU? I've seen in mentioned a couple times. Excuse my ignorance, but I just started frequenting these threads when you guys moved here so I'm not real up on this.

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>>12499276
>>12499281
>>12499284
>>12499288

Are we forgetting someone?

>> No.12499293

>>12499291
Didn't you post this on the /a/ thread just now? And anyway, toys don't count.

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>>12499291
It would be kind of neat if Rach actually did keep her around for molesting whenever she needed stress release. But I suppose Mero will have to make do.

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>>12499302
>You will never try to mug an MG in Monster Girl City, only for a spandex-clad Arachne to beat you up while spouting one-liners.
>She will never tie you up, rape you, then leave you swinging naked from a lamppost for the Monster Girl Police Department to find.

>> No.12499314

>>12499310
>the Monster Girl Cops won't put me in any official report
>I find myself living permanently in their locker room
Could be worse.

>> No.12499319

>>12499310
>"What a tangled web we weave~"

>> No.12499322
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12499322

>>12499310
Is the Masked Avenger a hero or a menace?

>> No.12499325

>>12499322
Loen what is up with those shoulders?

C'monnnnnnn

>> No.12499326

>>12499325
She's obviously holding out her arms to better snatch you away with.

>> No.12499327

>>12499322
If you ask J. Jonah Jinkoson, proprietor of the Daily Dispenser, yes.

>> No.12499335

>>12499327
>Jinkoson
Oh you. Is her daughter an astronaut?

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12499336

>>12499293

You heard them. Toys don't count.

Back in the box, Devil!

>> No.12499337

>>12499336
Don't forget her gag this time, dolls can't talk unless you yank their cord.

>> No.12499340

>>12499335
a spacegoing tiger, yes.

>> No.12499342

>>12499322
She subdues the most dangerous men in the city, making it safer for all MGs to rape men in the glorious Monster Girl City.

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>>12499337
And wherever would such a cord be attached?
>>12499340
A Tigress in space... is she stronk?

>> No.12499345

>>12499343
All tigers are stronk. And olev.

>> No.12499349

>>12499343
>tfw no MGs in space setting.

>> No.12499351
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>>12499345
>all tigers
Even High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl? Kissu?

>> No.12499355

>>12499351
I love her so

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>>12499355
That makes two of us. If we double team her, we might survive snusnu.

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>>12499358
>>12499351
So will this ever get picked up by anyone, ever?

>> No.12499372

>>12499358
I'll pull on her tail, you work the boobs

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>>12499372
>you work the boobs
That's not fair, I'm an assman! But I guess four boobs are better than two, I think I'll manage.

>> No.12499375

>>12499373
>four boobs
the only thing I don't like about her. She's also dangerously cheesy

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>>12499375
>not liking her four boobs for breastfeeding four cute daughterus
More for me, then.

>> No.12499380

>>12499377
I want her to plant her crotch on my face

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12499386

Would you fuck lightbulb-chan?

>> No.12499387

>>12499380
Could you handle the woman-tiger cuntsweat from her unwashed (for days or weeks, even) operating suit's crotch?

>> No.12499389

>>12499387
>Mind Blank in 3, 2, 1
the stink would be divine

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12499391

>>12499387

>> No.12499392

>>12499389
>stink
You misspelled fragrance.
>>12499391
Are you gay? It's okay if you prefer to peel back a foreskin and smell that, but don't go bringing your alpiness here.

>> No.12499394

>>12499286
It was stupidly grimdark. It was "Hey, let's roleplay as paladins killing monstergirls, send pictures of monstergirl heads on pikes to KC along with threatening messages and complain when he decides he doesn't like us while chanting hugbox all the while."
KC asked the mods to get them to stop, they said they would and then never did. MGU was a train wreck that I was happy to see burn.

>> No.12499395

>>12499391
Just out of curiosity, what DOES expand dong if not horny tiger girl smell?

>> No.12499397

>>12499392
I can just imagine the smell of her womanhood hitting me like a brick wall, and my eyes roll back in my head as she grinds her hot, wet snatch into my face, and grabbing my head and pushing it even further, her trimmed, downy soft orange pubes invading my nostrils and her soft opening flooding my mouth with her hot juices.

>> No.12499398

>>12499397
Too bad she's kill.
Although I have no confirmation, I just heard it a few months back.

>> No.12499399

>>12499325
arms are up

>> No.12499400

>>12499399
What is this, a stick up?

>> No.12499401

>>12499394
Yeah that's what I was thinking of. Dunno how I confused EMG for MGU.

>> No.12499402

>>12499398
But who cares when we'll never read it in God's own language, American?
>>12499397
That's the stuff, yeah.

>> No.12499404

>>12499398
no

>> No.12499408

>>12499401
But any way, talking about MAMONMO MANA and it's importance and why you shouldn't just head-cannon it away, sure you can ignore it for the girls in EMg which have pre-existing lore, but I'm like 90% sure that Wight is 90% OC And as such it doesn't seem right to ignore one of the difining traits.

>> No.12499409

>>12499399
Trapezius muscles exist, brotatochip

>> No.12499410

>>12499408
MAMONO MANA is stupid and therefore ignored. We should probably take a poll to see how many people actually think it's worth anything.

>> No.12499412

>>12499395
>unwashed (for days or weeks, even) operating suit's crotch
this would smell disgusting, and possibly have some horrible bacteria in it

>> No.12499414

>>12499412
Those are all valid points, and yet they do nothing to make me not want it.

>> No.12499416

>>12499409
Sure they do, but that's not so say that what is depicted in this picture is massively oversized Trapez. Unless that's what you're into.
>>12499410
Sure it's stupid, no one said it wIasn't. But you can't ignore it, it's too important. Its the reason monsters are giving you blowjobs instead of eating your face.

>> No.12499417

>>12499416
>it's the reason
Not if I decide it isn't the reason. You can't force me to think like you do, and you can't force me to accept MAMONO MANA as an explanation for anything.

>> No.12499418

>>12499414
same

>> No.12499419

I've got a little short for today.
http://pastebin.com/apkBxqNB

I'm not really feeling it today.

>> No.12499420

>>12499416
Me saying they no exist in picture

>> No.12499421

>>12499416
>it's the reason monsters are giving you blowjobs
EMG has no MAMONO MANA, and yet the girls are more interested in sex that eating people, your argument is invalid.

>> No.12499423

>>12499416
Not the same guy but I felt I should clarify something. Demonic energy as the explanation for why monsters became monstergirls is OK. Demonic energy as all purpose plot sealant is not. You can't just wiggle your fingers, point to something dumb and say "It works because DEMONIC ENERGY."
That's just my opinion though. Feel free to ignore it.
I headcanon Demonic energy as just being what Monsters have instead of spirit energy. The Demon Lord changed a few things about it when she took over and that's why monstergirls are a thing.
Again, just my headcanon.

>> No.12499424

>>12499417
>Smaug was the reason Bilbo left on his quest and happened across the One Ring
Not if I decide it isn't the reason. You can't force me to think like you do,
>Fuck you tolkien

Too bad, you deal with KC oc, you get KC lore. Although I'm not sure how OC wight is. Any one have any legends pertaining to it?

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>>12499201
>>12499205
>>12499208
I heard some of you were talking shit about CBT in this thread like I wouldn't find out.
http://pastebin.com/86MH4qPi

>> No.12499426

>>12499386
I'd turn her in

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>>12499414
>>12499418
well i guess ill stick to my clean, non yeast infected monster girls

>> No.12499428

>>12499420
Oh, I thought your problem was the shoulders were too big or something. Kay, nvm.
>>12499421
I wasn't talking about EMG, partly because the girls in that have pre-existing lore explaining them, I was talking about KC's OC if there is any. ASSUMING Wight for example is pure OC, then you have to take into account MAMONO MANA because it's a core component of said OC.

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>>12499424
>KC lore
Oh man, either you're new as fuck or you've been gone a while. No one gives a shit about KC lore in /mgt/. No offense meant, but KC can't write for shit.

>> No.12499430

>>12499424
>you deal with KC, you get KC lore
But I DON'T deal with KC, what the fuck are you talking about? When did I say anything like that?

>> No.12499432

>>12499427
>succubus
>non infected
pick one

>> No.12499433

>>12499427
>clean
>succubut
Anon...
>>12499425
>Loli Oni does CBT
For the love of Zeus, why?

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>>12499429
Even our worst writefag is better than KC at writing.

>> No.12499435

>>12499433
Because I can.

>> No.12499438

>>12499429
Yeah, I know. What I'm saying is that if the dude made up his own monsters and put them in his own universe it's kinda faulty to cherry pick what you like from that and go "fuck the rest" I mean, Assuming he made his own monsters and they weren't already existing and he just transplanted them in. which I know is true for like 90% of his shit. But I'm sure he has something which is pure, OC, r-right?
>>12499430
Well I was talking about Wights and feeing them Mana to make them more alluring, and then pointing out how said mana is a crucial element to wights, again, ASSUMING they're oc, and not just transplanted. and if you weren't talking about that, then what are you even talking about?

>> No.12499440

>>12499419
I like what you're doing, it's goofy and funny, keep at it, Alcoholic-kun

>> No.12499441

>>12499435
Next you'll do stories about loli onis acquiring futa dicks, or becoming rap stars.

>> No.12499442

>>12499435
I'm not reading it. I refuse. I only got through all the CBT scenes in the Empress VNs because of Sei's divine art, there's no art in your story so I can hold back.
>>12499438
>KC
>pure OC
No, he doesn't.

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>>12499440
I haven't been drinking as much as during my first story post, but thanks.

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>>12499438
What part of "We don't give a shit about KC's canon" don't you get anon?

>> No.12499449

>>12499441
I can promise you that she won't get a dick or become a rap star. Besides, is a little urethral sounding really that far fetched for an oblivious yandere like Loli-Oni? I've wanted to do a sort of crossover recently, and the Crow Tengu nurses had some nice results with this method.

Maybe I'll also do some sort of crossover-sort of daily life adventure between my greentext Moth-chan and Loli-Oni some of these days~?

>> No.12499451

>>12499449
>Moth-chan
Good, she needs some healing love after what happened to her.

>> No.12499452

>>12499442
I was going to ask about Bicorn but no that is also an actual mythological creature. How about Jinko? That OC?
>>12499446
If it's OC, In my mind you can't just "Not give a shit about it" You take the entire package. To go back to LotR, that's like going "Hey I like the whole Sauron and frodo thing, but fuck that ring. I'll just pretend it doesn't exist." Besides it's no longer really about that anymore. Now I wanna know if KC actually has ANY OC. At first it was to back up my claims but now I'm wondering if he has any OC full-stop.

>> No.12499455

>>12499452
>KC
>OC
I honestly can't think of anything, they all seem to be animals, or mythological beasts

>> No.12499457

>>12499455
or undead, or gods, or demons

>> No.12499459

>>12499457
Or bastardized plants.

>> No.12499461

>>12499455
Yeah I just loked through them all, the closest to OC is Nightmare, but that's besed around a pre-existing creature, a sort of goblin that he just slapped tits and horse legs onto because "mare" and because he's an unoriginal fuck. Now I feel disappointed. Well yeah, I guess. If nothing in his setting is original, then there's no need to take into account anything that actually is original in his setting. That would be like writing jesus into your story and saying that he actually has a tail and expecting people to agree/believe it just because you wrote about it. Never mind I guess.

>> No.12499464
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12499464

Crap girls need more love

>> No.12499465

>>12499461
It's alright, I see what you were trying to get at.

>> No.12499466

>>12499461
>never mind I guess
Now you see why we don't care about MAMONO MANA. Now apologize for bringing up Tolkien.

>> No.12499469

>>12499466
Hey the point still stands. It;s just that KC has no OC to speak of, so you don't really have to give a fuck about anything else he tries to say about it.

>> No.12499470

>>12499464
>crap
freudian slip, much?

I'm thinking about writing a crab into a story, but it's minor

>> No.12499472

>>12499464
>Crap girls need more love
Freudian slip there, anon?

>> No.12499476

>>12499464
This post gave me cancer

>> No.12499478

>>12499464
There is already too many Cheshire cat stories

>> No.12499479

>>12499476
You are a shell of your former self

>> No.12499480

>>12499476
>>12499479
Charon, quit talking to yourself

>> No.12499482

>>12499479
Geez anon, no need to be so crabby

>> No.12499484

>>12499479
That just steams me.

>> No.12499485

>>12499480
You'd talk to yourself too if you existed as both a beautiful, long-braided goddess and a braidless slut ravaged by hobo and alp alike.

>> No.12499490

>>12499485
>long-braided goddess and a braidless slut ravaged by hobo and alp alike.
She doesn't seem to eager to claw her way out of that situation

>> No.12499491

>>12499490
Oh, I forgot you Ara Ara Charon, since you're new.

>> No.12499496

>>12499485
>Charon is captured by hobos again
>this time they drug her up
>an expression of bliss is on her face as numerous hobos creampie and bukkake her at the same time
>pretty soon, she can't imagine life without her hairy, smelly husbands
>after a while signs of pregnancy start to show up
>hobos take a liking to beating her during her pregnancy
>after a few more months of sex, beatings, and drugs, she gives birth to a girl
>the girl is raised to be a filthy slut
>just like her mom

>> No.12499499

>>12499496
Goddamnit anon.
Why is it so fun to hurt Charon?

>> No.12499501

>>12499499
Because there's a bully in all of us.

>> No.12499502

>>12499499
>>12499501 Sums it up nicely.

>> No.12499508

>>12499496
And i was worried you were an actual writefag

>> No.12499510

>>12499496
This does nothing for me ;_; is this a good or a bad sign? Also, why is it that people see charon as a slut? Is it because for a single coin she'll let ant one cross her delta? Rock her boat? Motorboat?

>> No.12499514

>>12499510
>motorboat
Charon isn't very well endowed on the front. You need to make her feel like a queen by getting a Queen's Stool and letting her fine rump take you to the underworld.

>> No.12499517

>>12499510
Swab her poopdeck? I can't pun

>> No.12499518

>>12499514
Lame. Does she have an older sister?

>> No.12499520

>>12499518
>older sister
No. There is no family. Only Charon, who came from the outer void in the days the world was young.

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>>12499517
I wish I could give you a Stern online, but alas, I cannot.

>> No.12499526

>>12499522
>give you a stern
Stern look, I meant a stern look.

>> No.12499549

>>12499526
Well that was a huge gaff

gaff is a type of sail, gaffe is a mistake. Get it... :(

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>>12499549
Not really, but what ever floats your boat.

>> No.12499553

>>12499551
>Bunny Charon
How many Charon's do we have?

>> No.12499554

>>12499553
not enough

>> No.12499555

>>12499553
Don't know, they multiply like rabbits.

>> No.12499558

>>12499551
Why does she look so unhappy?
>>12499554
How many more do you need?
>>12499555
I'd go at it like rabbit with her, and then I'd unbraid her.

>> No.12499560

>>12499558
I need all of them

>> No.12499562

>>12499558
I wouldn't unbraid her hair, but I guess you better hop to it and make love.

>> No.12499563

>>12499560
>anon travels the multiverse, hunting down Charons

>> No.12499565

>>12499563
To become The One?

>> No.12499567

New update to Spider and the Fly, with advanced succuslut interrogation.
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
line 1403
I would post my Getsome.jpg but we seem to be close to the image limit

>>12499563
yes, for the Charon harem

>> No.12499568

>>12499565
>every time he fucks a Charon, the others he hasn't fucked yet get hotter.
>>12499567
So how's the pirate thing coming along?

>> No.12499571

>>12499568
still in development. Thinking of outsourcing shark smut, because my heart really isn't in the whole smut thing

>> No.12499572
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>>12499567
Just post it.

>> No.12499574

>>12499571
Nobody's demanding smut from you though, are they?

>> No.12499576

>>12499567

Post it. We're on page 10 now.

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>>12499572
Ok
>>12499574
No, but I feel like the stories almost require it, I don't know.

>> No.12499578

>>12499577
>the stories almost require it
No they don't, you can make good shit without smut. You write what comes naturally, you hear?

>> No.12499579

>>12499578

Maybe I'll just suggest sexy times, without getting explicit

>> No.12499581
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>>12499577
No story requires it. If you don't want to do it, then it doesn't have to be done.

>> No.12499582

>>12499579
Neat. Is there anything else you need interfering with?

>> No.12499588

>>12499581
I'll keep it in mind, maybe I'll change my mind and actually get into it.
>>12499582
My conspiracy story, there's gonna be a Wurm.
She isn't dumb, but she's an immigrant who can't into English that well, so people think she's dumb. she's actually pretty smart, her method of speech has people snickering at her
what do you think

>> No.12499590

>>12499588
So she's actually smart, but everyone assumes she's dumb because they can't understand her? Unless everyone else is retarded, it won't work very well.

>> No.12499591

>>12499588
>Immigrant Wurm
So what else is there to her character?

>> No.12499592

>>12499590
You're forgetting the "Wurms are retarded" stereotype. We might've gotten more of that in Wurm Wrangler, maybe, since it was brought up.

>> No.12499593

>>12499590
well, I mean, she doesn't into English that well yet, and people who aren't getting to know her don't realize how smart she is, they think all wurms are dumb
>>12499591
She's paired up with the MC as his back up, other than that, I don't have much

>> No.12499595

>>12499593
>don't have much
Well that's not enough for me to go on, sorry.

>> No.12499597

>>12499595
Ok, I've got time before I even start writing it. Like the pirate thing, it's still in development

>> No.12499600

>>12499593
So they themselves are prejudice and idiots?

>>12499597
Are you going for a comical angle, or a serious one?

>> No.12499602

>>12499600
her method of speech can sometimes provide needed comic relief, but the story itself is serious. and yes, they're prejudiced

>> No.12499604

>>12499602
So she would be the comic relief character?

>> No.12499608

>>12499228
>No gore
>No catdicks
>No semen
I'm surprised. Good job.

>> No.12499614

>>12499604
well, kind of. She may end up being a romantic interest

>> No.12499617

>>12499614
Hopefully she will, and hipefully she will be one step towards ridding the Wurm being dumber than a box of rocks joke.

>> No.12499620

>>12499617
Is Alp really not writing Wurm Wrangler anymore?
I wanted more of that

>> No.12499627

>>12499620
I haven't really read any of his stuff.

>> No.12499642

can I get power ranking of monster girls acceptable to bully?

>> No.12499646

>>12499642
>monster girls acceptable to bully?
None of them.

>> No.12499647

>>12499642
Cyclops, elves, cheshire, oomukade, all slimes, slug girls... I think that's about it?

>> No.12499651

>>12499647
Hold on. When did we start bullying slimes?

>> No.12499653
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>>12499464
Rude Freudian slip aside, I agree.

>> No.12499658

>>12499647
Always bullies alps, no exceptions

>> No.12499661

>>12499658
Alps arent real monster girls.

>> No.12499668

>>12499658
Make sure you make the Alp beg for your used rubbers, and make her dig through the trash. Anal only, with rubbers.

>> No.12499687

>>12499658
>>12499668

I kinda want to see the Duke now, all dressed up in her suit, calmly having four fingers of scotch with a bunch of her minions behind her going "You said you were going to bully who again?"

>> No.12499696

>>12499668
You you make her wear a chastity belt that prevents vaginal, but not anal, intercourse?

>> No.12499698

>>12499642
>>12499647
>>12499658
You guys forgot Draco.
Not Dragonewts
Just Draco

>> No.12499704
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>>12499698
Draco is an insult to the Dragonewt race.

>> No.12499706

Is it bad that I kind of want to find an alp that's still becoming a monster girl and fuck them every day until they're fully alp'd, then act disgusted by their vagina and continue to only fuck their ass before disappearing in the night once they start to hate what they've become?

>> No.12499708

>>12499706
Only if you hold hands.

>> No.12499715

>>12499696
With a vibrating egg on the inside, remote controlled by me
>>12499687
I may be horny, but I'm not dumb enoughto cross the Duke

>> No.12499720

>>12499715
Would you violate her in public places? Maybe even video tape it?

>> No.12499722
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>>12499704

>> No.12499726

>>12498566
>Scans next week.
MOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.12499730
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>>12499722
Naturally.

>> No.12499731

>>12499698
Spoil Draco, don't bully her. Praise her and pat her head. Tell her she's doing a good job and to continue doing her best.

>> No.12499733

>>12499720
Yes. You're good at Alp bullying, have you considered getting one for yourself?

>> No.12499736
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>>12499731
And then when you've built her confidence up enough, kick it out from under her and watch it fall.

>>12499733
I've thought about having one being used as a public use fuck-hole, but no.

>> No.12499738
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12499738

>Bullying monster girls
There's a place in Hell for people like you

>> No.12499740

>>12499736
Always support Draco. Be there for her through anything and protect her.

>> No.12499745

>>12499738
>hell
Good luck sending a Buddhist to a christian hell.

>> No.12499746

>>12499745
You go there automatically...

>> No.12499747
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12499747

>>12499745
>Bully
>Heretic
Enjoy your stay there for all eternity.

>> No.12499750

>>12499747
Buddhists aren't heretics. They are heathens

>> No.12499752

>>12499746
>>12499747
>>12499750
Sure is inquisitive in here.

>> No.12499754

>>12499752
It's just basic theology

>> No.12499757

>>12494420
>confusing kitsune with kuhimo
why do people do this?

>> No.12499761

>>12499464
>Still no Mantis Shrimp mg.

>> No.12499764

>>12499761
Didn't the MGQ guy draw one?

>> No.12499780

>>12498816
No but it'd be funny to have a wurm explain it.
>Ask a question: Mr. Anon would you like to have sex?
>Do background research: Mr. Anon is really weak compared to me. Doesn't even lift.
>Form a hypothesis: Mr. Anon is weak so it does not matter if he says yes or no
>Make a prediction: I can rape him
>Conduct an experiment: Coil around Mr. Anon and OD him for an hour in the science supply closet
>Analyse results: Mr. Anon came lots, didn't struggle after first five minutes. I can indeed rape Mr. Anon
>External review: Had Dragon and Minotaur friend try to replicate same rape. Both experiments were a success.

>> No.12499793

>>12498810
Yes it is. It's free for me.

>> No.12499796

>>12499793
Scot or Eastern European?

>> No.12499799

>>12499796
Nordic.

>> No.12499800
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12499800

>>12499793
>Tfw in America you can only get free college or any form of financial help if really poor or extremely smart.
Fuck you. Being middle class with just above average grades is suffering.

>> No.12499809

>>12499800

Just claim you're like 1/32 Cherokee. Suddenly scholarships and casino offers everywhere.

The sad part is I'm not even joking.

>> No.12499813
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12499813

You find a fluffy who, for some reason, appears very afraid of you - and everything. If you talk to her louder than a whisper or try to touch her she flinches.

How do you heal her?

>> No.12499815

>>12499813

Same way you heal a dog like that.

Reassuring ear scratches, lots of love, and letting them come to you.

>> No.12499816

>>12499813
I'd probably leave her alone if she was afraid of me

Did I rescue/find her lost in this situation? I'd serve some tea

>> No.12499817
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12499817

>>12499800
>TFW American
>TFW get so much financial aid that not only do I get a full ride through college but get $1,887 leftover for personal use

It's wonderful being privileged.

>> No.12499821
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12499821

>>12499815
Would you use fried tofu as a lure?

>>12499816
But anon, everyone is leaving her alone. She's a huddled, shaking mess on a street corner somewhere. Don't you want to be her angel?

I mean, it's so bad that her tails are all clumped up and filthy.

>> No.12499822

>>12499821
So I find her then? I'd bring her some food then

>> No.12499830

>>12499821
I fulfil one of my lifelong goals and use tofu trails to bring her nearer to me, until she takes it right out of my hand. Then I can sing about how I fed a Ran from my hand. Mangy as fuck, but it still counts, right?

>> No.12499851

I wanna date a monster girl.

>> No.12499853

>>12499851
Where would you go on your date?

>> No.12499864

>>12499853
The amusement park.

Hug her when she coils around me as the ferris wheel gets TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES and stops mid-way. Be forced to sit in the last seat of the rollercoaster because her snake body is too long. Shoot a whole bunch of cups for cheesy, oversized plushies.

Grope her in the inflatable house because she can't jump to bounce. Rename it the Boingalow when she retaliates by raping me.

>captcha: edonger rates

>> No.12499867

>>12499821

I would die for Ran.

>> No.12499879

>>12499567
>Hardass blue firecracker will take any and all physical punishment with a smirk, whilst belittling your dick size
>One jar of cum is enough to get her to talk
Pffftahahaha. What wanker thought putting a Succubus in charge was a good idea?

>> No.12499902

>>12499228
Why would you keep on asking for stuff? You know you could always keep the requests in mind, especially repeat ones.

>> No.12499906
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12499906

A drunk Hitomi is firing lasers at you!

How do you respond?

Why is Hitomi so incredibly best cyclops?

>> No.12499907

>>12499906

Do what this good natured man did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inziiiFyJJs

Cyclops are cute as fuck, why are there no stories about them?

>> No.12499909

>>12499907
Truly, that's really the only utterly right option to take.

Because they're a bit vanilla, too bad they can't actually shoot lasers...

>> No.12499910

>>12499906
Fuck her in the pussy! Wooooo!

>> No.12499915

>>12499879
A succubus, of course. They have a pretty high opinion of themselves but it all comes down to cum

>> No.12499916

>>12499910
Right in the pussy?

>> No.12499923

>>12499916
RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

>> No.12499925

>>12499923
>Hitomi-sensei has somehow managed to remain pure to her current age.

Tatara goes around and scares off anyone trying to date her right? He must spend at least 80% of his time fending off other men.

Seriously, how is she single?

>> No.12499929

>>12499925
that big ugly eye of hers

>> No.12499930
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12499930

>>12499929
havin a laff m8?

>> No.12499932

>>12499925
I dunno, all I know is I wanna have a single one night stand with her then not give her my number.

>> No.12499933

>>12499932
You're terrible, Muriel.

>> No.12499940

>>12499906
>you will never hurt a cyclope's feelings and make her shed a single tear that big enough to fill a shot glass

>> No.12499942

>>12499740
Do everything to hurt her.
Make her feel bad for being a flat shit and a lesbian.

>> No.12499944
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12499944

>>12499940
Look at what your post did to Kirara!

>> No.12499950

Rusalka guy here, finally getting my ass around to putting pen to paper. How do you guys feel about perspective changes? OR owuld you rather I keep it consistent?

>> No.12499954

>>12499950
Depends, are you any good?
If yes, try as hard as you can.
If no, at least have it readable by being simple.

>> No.12499957

>>12499954
I like to think I'm okay.

>> No.12499960

>>12499957
then just make the perspective changes clear and not shitty.

>> No.12499970

>no dino girls

>> No.12499975

>>12499970
You've got Harpies, what are you talking about?

>> No.12499978

>>12499970
Life will find a way

>> No.12499979

>>12499970
>What are alligator girls

>> No.12499981
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12499981

>>12499970
Close enough.

>> No.12499982

>>12499970
>No Coelacanth girls.

>> No.12499998
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>>12499982
Actually, Mero is based off of the coelacanth. Just look at her fish and biology as a whole.

>> No.12500001

>>12499978
>rape will find a way

>> No.12500005

>>12499998
I shan't because she's shit

>> No.12500007

>You're walking down the street at night
>Minding your own business
>Suddenly, a large floating "WARNING" pops out of thin air with a loud alarm sound
>Soon after it vanishes, a [insert MG of your choice here] shows up in front of you
>She takes a pre-rape stance
>Her health bar appears by her side and starts to fill up
>Boss theme plays

WHAT DO YOU DO?

>> No.12500016

>>12500007
Unsheath my vorpal sword.

>> No.12500017

>>12500007
charge up my megabuster
things
i win
gain a powerup
rape her

>> No.12500018

>>12500007
I SING DOO WA DIDDY, DIDDY DUM, DIDDY DOO!

>> No.12500027

>>12500007
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6t0y86-Spig

Rip my shirt off

>> No.12500057
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12500057

>>12500005
You fucking what mate? Mero is a pure and sweet girl you take that back.
>>12500007
"Henshin!"

>> No.12500060
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12500060

>>12500057
Sure thing m80

>> No.12500061

>>12499653
What the fuck is this and why does is scare me so much?

>> No.12500062

>>12500007
>grab by two cutlasses with transparent blue blades
>preceded to rain swords on that bitch

>> No.12500063 [SPOILER] 
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>>12500007
Take a wild guess.

>> No.12500065

http://i.4cdn.org/a/1411091760370.gif
Picture of bee girl cluster when

>> No.12500067
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>>12500007
PURGE

>> No.12500070

>>12500065
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.12500071

>>12500065
WHY!?

>> No.12500074

>>12500065
>no honeybee stinger sounding yet

C'MON

>> No.12500110
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12500110

Lizard girl in a bowler hat

>> No.12500114

>>12500110
>>12500110
>tfw no horned lizard girl to shoot blood out of her eyes at you

>> No.12500123

>>12500114
That would be fuking horrible.

B-BAKA! W-w-what are you saying?
>Squirt

You w-want to hold hands? Ecchi
>squirt

>> No.12500131

>>12500114
>>12500123
It would probably be some form of aphrodisiac.

>> No.12500134

>>12500114
>Instead of nosebleeds, she squirts blood from her eyes when aroused.

>> No.12500136

>>12500123
>tsundere
Found your problem

>> No.12500144

>>12500123
>>12500136
>Literally flips her shit when shings go wrong.
>Jumps up and just lays on her back with her body spread out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xodVcgJ8bc0

>> No.12500160

>>12500110
>>12500114
>>12500123
>Not a Thorny Devil getting drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoduGti4G_k

>> No.12500170

>>12500144
Ahaha that'd be so cute, and she has a straight face but flips on her face as a lamia approaches her and taunts her.

>> No.12500171

>>12500144
>>12500160
Fuck you nature.

>> No.12500179

>>12500170
>Cure Lamia sashays over towards you
>Your lizard GF squirts blood at it and lays down on her back immediately after
"Uh, hun... what are you doing?"

"N-nothing. Is she gone yet?"

>> No.12500197

I want a thugdere Komodo, who picks brawls with onis and amazons on a regular basis, and can smell when you have boners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmxMirUlmNk

>> No.12500198
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12500198

Which vanilla is best vanilla?

My vote goes for vampires.

>> No.12500199

>>12500198
Wolf girls.

>> No.12500203

So EMG milfs when?

>> No.12500207

>>12500203
TODAY
IT'S OUT
WE DON'T HAVE IT
BUT TODAY WE FIND OUT
IF MIIA IS A FATHERLESS RAPE BABY

>> No.12500212

thread is nearing death so what did we learn these past 2 days?

>> No.12500214

>>12500212
Flat chests a shit.

>> No.12500216

>>12500197
So it's practically a walking biohazzard?
How abou no?

>> No.12500221

>>12500216
All the bacteria just make you hard.

>> No.12500222

>>12500212
Bullying certain monster girls is healthy and should be encouraged

>> No.12500223

>>12500212
Fallen God best God.

>> No.12500275

ded thred

>> No.12500277

so what happen to Kevin? I haven't seen him since the move

>> No.12500283 [DELETED] 
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>> No.12500290

>>12500277
They expected one of us in the wreckage

;_;

>> No.12500299

>>12500277
dedd

>> No.12500364

>>12500074
>>no honeybee stinger sounding yet
There was that greentext where a Hornet girl stinger rapes the anon's dick perpendicularly. Does anyone still have the screenshot?

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>>12500114
>shoot blood out of her eyes
Isn't that kinda Ebola-chans schtick?

>> No.12500371

>>12500170
>nichijou ankle grab.gif

>> No.12500373

>>12500216
>So it's practically a walking biohazzard?
Yes. Now imagine the sloppy blowjobs.

>> No.12500374
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>>12500203
>>12500207
In the meantime, enjoy some MGE momdom instead.

>>12498897

>> No.12500378

>>12500373
Well that's one way to keep girls from fucking your husband

>> No.12500390

>>12500378
>Eww, this guy's dick smells like fucking ass! Let's get away from him!
>Stinky dick!

>> No.12500423

>>12500212
It's very important to include monster girl in the thread subject

>> No.12500440

>>12500212
That horrible people think its ok to bully monster girls who aren't succusluts.

>> No.12500446

>>12494367
Odd. Why the hell isn't this thread showing up in the catalog?

>> No.12500450

>>12500446
Monster girl thread is in the name field.

>> No.12500451

>>12500212
And to figure out why the fuck poster made it so the thread didn't show up in the catalog.

>> No.12500454

>>12500212
That drugs are bad.

>> No.12500456

>>12500446
OP didn't name the thread correctly

>> No.12500457

>>12500451
>Being this lazy

>> No.12500459

>>12500446
OP is a moron that doesn't understand not to make a thread when he doesn't know how the fuck to do it correctly.

>> No.12500460

>>12500212
Always clean up after porking an Orc

>> No.12500461

>>12494580
My boner... is escaping.

>> No.12500464

>>12500460
That's right.

You don't leave stains. That's not nice.

>> No.12500465

>>12500451
Last time the OP fucked it up too, but we just, you know, made a new one and let Janny deal with it.

>> No.12500466

>>12500451
>>12500454
>>12500446
This

Whoever is making the thread later today, good luck we're all counting on you

don't fuck it up

>> No.12500471

>>12500466
To everybody in the thread, if you don't know how to make a thread correctly then don't fucking do it. Just wait you autists.

>> No.12500479

welp, looks like someone made new thread

>>12500421

>> No.12500480

>>12500479
We're still 8th in line, just ignore it.

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>>12498897
Wunderbar.

>> No.12500484

So, since Monster Musume got removed from batoto, where can I read it now?

>> No.12500487

>>12500479
Jesus christ we're not even at the image cap yet and they still can't understand how to bypass spam properly. Fucking hopeless.

>> No.12500489

>>12500484
Dynasty Reader still has it up

>> No.12500494

>>12500484
Download it directly from TF's site, and find a reading program. The one I use is called MangaReader but that's pretty damn generic sounding, so good luck finding it.

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>>12499228

>> No.12500497

>>12500494
I use ComicRack.
Is that even acceptable?

>> No.12500500

>>12500497
Hey, if it works and makes reading manga on your PC easier, more power to you.

>> No.12500511

>>12498611
>spanking
>face down in a pool of your own semen while being pegged
>literally gulping and drinking femcum
>tender snuggles afterwards

I never knew what I wanted until I had it.

>> No.12500518

Wouldn't cumming ON a slime girl carry as much risk of pregnancy as cumming IN one?

>> No.12500519

>>12500511
Future alp

You disgust me

>> No.12500522

>>12500511
Have fun being an alp.
>>12500518
So long as you don't cum on the core I think you should be fine.

>> No.12500524

>>12500518
don't you have to cum directly onto her core for her to get pregnant? I'm pretty sure that she just absorbs it as food otherwise

>> No.12500525

>>12500518
Slimes don't get pregnant. They just get really fat and subdivide.

>> No.12500527

>>12500518
In theory, I would imagine yes.
If they can carry it all the way to their core, that is.

>> No.12500529

>>12500518
Don't cum near the core and you're good to go
Get a little bit of your seed near that thing and you better prepare for sextuplets

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>>12500525
>o
>O
>8
>oo

>> No.12500533

>>12500518
Fuck who knows, do they even need to get pregnant? Can't they just break a piece off themselves and that's another slime?

>> No.12500537

>>12500531
Would you take one healthy slime or two lolis?

>> No.12500541

>>12500537
Two lolis that grow up into two healthy slimes.

>> No.12500544

anyone get those sticky hands as a kid from the grocery store for a quater? Remember after a day those things would be covered in dirt and hair?

That's how I imagine a slime would look after walking in dust and dirt all day.

>> No.12500546

>>12500518

On another point with Slimes, how exactly would they get off, if there's no one around to play with? Simple masturbation is one thing, sure, but a decently smart slime har har would at least realize she can do a bit more with herself.

And then I think of slimes getting off to music via vibrations. Subwoofers would be their favorite "toys" in that regard.

>> No.12500547

>>12500537
Health.

>> No.12500552

>>12500537
Two lolis, who will eventually become wealthy.

>> No.12500553

>>12500544
If she's mucous enough, then yea.
That's why it's best to stick with slimes that have more control of their fluid than that.

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12500554

>>12500552
>become wealthy

>> No.12500557

>>12500554
One of the few races that needs to be purged.

>> No.12500559
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12500559

>>12500557
>>12500554

>> No.12500561

>>12500557
I want to irrumate her, tho'. Maybe we could just make them all into sex slaves or something?

>> No.12500563

I want a slimegirl who I can bathe in every day so my skin isn't as shitty as it currently is.

>> No.12500564

>>12500561
How about have them build our pyramids while also being sex slaves.

>> No.12500567

>>12500563
>slime ouroboros
WHEN

>>12500564
I like the way this sounds. What could go wrong?

>> No.12500571

>>12500567
>What could go wrong?
You know, every time someone asks what could go wrong, something goes wrong

>> No.12500575

>>12500567
>Zero Gravity Slimegirl lava lamp orgy

My ultimate fantasy. I wonder if .less could even draw something like that.
Maybe if Loen takes commisions sometime soon...

>> No.12500577

>>12500567
>>12500571
Please. It's not like an Apophis is going to come and ruin the Pharaoh's carefully crafted kingdom, inadvertently saving the Danuki race.

That's highly unlikely.

>> No.12500579

>>12500575
He'd likely draw it with dicks, scat, guro, or something of the such.

>> No.12500585

>>12500575
>lava lamp slime girl
Heh that'd be cute

>> No.12500587

>>12498810
>cheesy roleplay porn

So the usual "capture and rape and husbando the human boy prince" medieval fantasies? Or raping the butler fantasies?

>> No.12500589

>>12500579
Maybe he would even draw the actual slime ouroboros, where she enters through the ass and comes out through the peehole.

>> No.12500592

>>12500546
Heh, thats kinda cute

>Slime girl spends days setting up the perfect sound system
>Finally, everythings ready to go
>She sits down on top of the sub and puts an album on
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpMFcfeBHzE
>Ends up having multiple full body shaking orgasms throughout the whole CD
>Accidentally fries her subwoofer from her fluids

>> No.12500596

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KN__rqrNYjI

I want to punch slimes

>> No.12500599

>>12500596
Do not bully the slimes

>> No.12500603

>>12500592
This kills the slime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCGwJ1vs0w

>> No.12500604

>>12500596
>>12500599
Suddenly reminded of that one pic of the sadist ripping the arms off his slime waifu.

Still makes me very uncomfortable...

>> No.12500606

>>12500596
Put your dick inside and then ounch her all around it.

>> No.12500610

>>12500596
>>12500603
>>12500604
Slimes can't feel pain from being hit. Sadists and slimes go perfectly together because he can have shit shit fetish and not hurt anybody. would you rather see them with another monster girl?

>> No.12500611

>>12500579
I don't see how you can really put slimegirls on the receiving end of guro. The other way round, sure, that's easy.
I've never seen .less draw any scat though.

>>12500585
She asks you for different food colourings every so often when her old colours "go out of fashion", and likes to show off to you by dancing about within her bottle.

>>12500592
>>12500546
You guys read Oblimo's big slimegirl story, right? Very near the beginning, you see the slimegirl using a subwoofer to get herself off, and comments on how different songs get her off in different ways.

>>12500604
>Ripping arms from a creature who can just stick them back on, and don't feel pain from shedding their own mass
Eh?

>> No.12500613

>>12500611
>within her bottle
I remember fapping to a picture where a tiny, horrified slime girl in a jar is used as an onahole. That was hella hot.

>> No.12500616

>>12500613
Reminds me of the post some anon made in these threads a while back, when he conducted an experiment on what it might be like to fuck a slimegirl by actually fucking a bowl of jello.

>> No.12500618

>>12500611
I need to go back and re-read It's Always Time. That's a fucking fantastic story. Whatever happened to Oblimo anyway?

>> No.12500625

>>12500616
Oh I remember that. Good times

>> No.12500626

>>12500616
I missed that. How DID it feel?

>> No.12500627

>>12500610
>sadist
>no pain
No.

>> No.12500631

>>12500626
I think he said it fell apart too much, and there wasn't any pressure from it to feel pleasure.

>>12500618
Not a clue. Then again, I haven't searched him up in a while now.

>> No.12500633

>>12500626
Last I remember, he said it was terrible for both parties

>> No.12500634

>>12500626
Guy said there was no friction, so no real pleasure. I compared him to Egon in Ghostbusters 2 fucking his slime waifu

>> No.12500639

>>12500627
She can pretend to be in pain.

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>>12500604
>>12500610

>> No.12500651

>>12500648
Read what I post. Would you rather have so sadist actually hurting a monster girl or you would you rather he do it on a slime that can't even fucking feel pain. Think.

>> No.12500653

I want to give my slime waifu core massages to make her feel nice.

>> No.12500654

>>12500651
It doesn't matter. A cute slime doesn't deserve to be with that piece of shit.

>> No.12500655

>>12500653
That would make her orgasm uncontrollably and literally turn to puddy in your hands.
>>12500654
I'm not saying that, I'm saying its better they go together so he doesn't actually hurt anybody. I agree with you that sadists are faggots, which is why I say segregate them off to slimes or other monster girls that can't feel pain.

>> No.12500660

>>12500655
What about pairing them with someone who can give just as well as they get, or better? Pair the sadist with a fine oni/giantess who could easily snap them in half for even raising a hand against them?

>> No.12500661

>>12500654
>implying the slime the sadist is with isn't some kind of masochist

Sure, she might not feel pain, but she might enjoy the emotional aspect of it, or just the motions of the actions.

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>>12500546

>a slime girl getting off to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfkGc_Ky7x8 at max volume

>> No.12500667

>>12500655
The idea of a slimegirl literally melting from pleasure is pretty damn hot, in my mind.

It makes me want to pleasure her from the inside until she's a formless, burbling liquid mass in the bathtub. Then I'll call her my Cuddle Puddle.

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>>12500665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A

>> No.12500690

What if slimegirls changed colour depending on their favourite food?

So a slimegirl of any colour who loves pineapples and pineapple juice soon changes to a bright yellow colour.

What if she starts tasting like her favourite food, too?

>> No.12500694

>>12500690
>Pineapple-flavored Slimegirl

That's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

Where can I find these miracles of nature?

>> No.12500695

>>12500661
>Implying the slime isn't a switch
I'm getting bored. Lets try pulling your arms off tonight, hun!

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12500698

>>12500683

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1kY7gUhHk

>hfw 2:40

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12500700

>>12500690
>Blue-raspberry flavored slime.

>> No.12500704

>>12500694
What about a strawberry flavoured slimegirl who gets off on you spraying whipped cream on her, then licking it off?

You could sprinkle her with sugar too. And when you kiss, she sends those perfect tastes right into your mouth with her tongue.

I think I'll actually do something with this idea.

>> No.12500710

>>12500704
I'm so fucking hungry right now.

>> No.12500727

>>12500710
I think everyone's hungry at this point

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12500729

>>12500698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dra6y5agWM

>hfw dat bass guitar

>> No.12500730

WHERE'S THE CHAPTER?!

>> No.12500732

>>12500704
>>12500710
>>12500727
>Food flavored slimegirls
Holy shit this needs to be a thing.
Imagine a harem of slime girls.
One tastes like honey
One tastes like black tea
One tastes like milk
And just, I dunno, mix em al ltogether or some shit.

>> No.12500733

Would you let your mg waifu mark you as her territory

>> No.12500739

>>12500733
No. Doesn't mean I wouldn't like it though.

>> No.12500741

>>12500733
No.

>> No.12500742
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12500742

>>12500732
>tea

>> No.12500744

>>12500733
Depends on how.

>> No.12500745

>>12500732
And they need to to take on attributes of their flavor. Like the vodka slime speaks in a russian accent, the milk slime inherits the ara ara of the holstaurus.

>> No.12500747

>>12500733
With peromones/DEMONIC ENERGY? Absolutley.

>> No.12500748

>>12500741
Are you sure

>> No.12500750

>>12500710
Then you won't like the thought of a strawberry slimegirl taking a piece of chocolate, melting it in her mouth, then slowly, deeply kissing you with that taste on her tongue and lips, like praline sliding along your every tastebud. Her tongue would fill your mouth, soft, malleable and refreshing. Her own taste would meld with the chocolate to create a culinary pleasure that no confectioner could ever hope to match.

>>12500732
A literal chocolate slimegirl who refreshes you with chocolate milk in the summer, and warms you down to your toes by engulfing you in hot chocolate. Let her play with a lactating Holstaurus, and...?

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12500754

>>12500750
That's it. Time to write about this.

>> No.12500756

>>12500748
Very sure Mainly cause I wouldn't have one

>> No.12500761

>>12500733
Of course.

>> No.12500771

>>12500733
How?

>> No.12500779

>>12500754
A single flavoured slimegirl? Or several slimegirls who can fuse and melt into each other to complement their flavours?

>> No.12500782

>>12500771
Water sport.

>> No.12500784

>>12500782
Like a water balloon fight? Sure, but I'll have to change out of my clothes later unless I wanna get a cold.

>> No.12500793

>>12500784
Sure, let's go with that. Don't ask me what the balloons are filled with.

>> No.12500802

>>12500793
Water, obviously, don't be dense, it's right there in "watersports" and "water balloon". At this point you're just taking the piss.

>> No.12500862

>>12500802
Cry me ariver.

>> No.12500873

>>12500862
Arrive? Sacreblow me.

>> No.12500876

>>12500873
What, are you upset? Here come the waterworks.

>> No.12500878

>>12500742
You only hat tea because you've only tried black tea, anon.

Green tea with honey is amazing.

>> No.12500880

>>12500876
I hope you take your shitty fetish, and baguette all up.

>> No.12500882

>>12500880
Water you even talking about man?

>> No.12500885

>>12500880
>Baguette
Wight, you're not fooling anybody.

>> No.12500886

Oh god is Charon doing puns again?
If so please continue Charon

>> No.12500891

>>12500886
Oh shore levee it all to Charon.

>> No.12500900

>>12500878
I've tried tea several times.
Tea, with honey/sugar/milk/milk and sugar/milk and honey. Still tastes like shit.

>> No.12500903

>>12500900
>tastes like shit
Either you haven't yet found your favorite blend, or are drinking Lipton tea which in that case, fuck Lipton, get yourself some real tea, or you're just not living your life correctly.

>> No.12500904

black tea + lemonade master race come at me

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12500909

>>12500904
>Not drinking Acai Berry tea
Get out of here with your britbong black tea garbage.

>> No.12500910

I don't drink tea
plz no bully

>> No.12500911
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12500911

BOO!

...Wait a minute...

>> No.12500912

>>12500484
Manga Reader or Mangafox

>> No.12500914

>>12500910
We wont bull you for not drinking tea.
We'll just give you a disdained look for not being a civilized human being with refined tastes.

>> No.12500920

Oh... someone used up the image slots.

>> No.12500925

>>12500914
I don't even really hate tea, I just haven't had a single type of tea that I didn't want to spit out, you got any suggestions for me?

>> No.12500930

>>12500909
but touhous drink black tea

>> No.12500933

>>12500920
What were you going to post.

>> No.12500938

>>12500920
Hound, what do you have?

>> No.12500943

>>12500920
Well, imgur it is, then.

>> No.12500946

ill put this aside for now
http://imgur.com/DmInCge


>>12500575
it would just look like slimegirls floating around or do you mean in a bottle

>>12500579
i dont like any of those thingsfuck you

>> No.12500948

New pic from the crab
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx7C9YXCcAE3esG.jpg:large

>> No.12500950

I think he all can agree sweet tea is gross and only liked by hicks

>> No.12500953

>>12500948
Yes. YES.

>> No.12500955

>>12500948
http://imgur.com/4C0reVG

>> No.12500956

>>12500946
Love you too mang.
>>12500948
Cerea's tits are getting REALLY big now.

>> No.12500958

>>12500948
>Hoodies
Oh yes. I'm liking it

>> No.12500959

>>12500948
>Hoodies

All praise the glorious crabman

>> No.12500964

>>12500948
>>12500955

Manako a cutest.

>> No.12500966

>>12500959
>>12500958
Superior taste in upper body clothing

>> No.12500967

>>12500946
It's been a while since I've seen such a grandiose derriere.
>>12500948
>Hoodies
Eh, it's okay, but Crabnicholson is still shit at a lot of things.

>> No.12500973

>>12500948
>Manako
Why. Zombina would look perfect with one.

>> No.12500974

>>12500946
>it would just look like slimegirls floating around or do you mean in a bottle

I don't mind either, but I feel the idea works better if being inside a container is implied, even if the POV is from within the container itself. Box, bottle, lamp, room... I don't mind.
Though if you know the artist Nitrotitan, or Kaminitro, he did a rather interesting piece of NSFW art that involved a lava lamp and a goo girl. If I can find it, I'll link it for reference.
It'd be lovely if you could draw something like my idea. Though I'd understand it you didn't, too. I guess.

>> No.12500976

>>12500973
Next time? Tio and Zombina, and Suu all need to wear one.

>> No.12500981

>>12500976
I second this

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