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Is this the Taters internet fan club?

>> No.12491494

I'm not just a paid spokesman, I'm also a member.

>> No.12491495

>>12491491
no
rekt

>> No.12491501
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12491501

would you follow her on twitter @taters? #2hu

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>>12491501
Does she have a tumblr too?

>> No.12492011
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>>12491953
most likely, she lusts after clicks and likes

>> No.12492014
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>> No.12492047

Stop sexualizing Hata-chan.

>> No.12492056

That crucifixion thread already died?

Looks like Hatate's popularity is at an all-time low.

>> No.12492082
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12492082

htt docomo

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12492108

remember, that she's supposed to be a tengu

>> No.12492133

Who the fuck is Tater?

>> No.12492136

>>12492108
Isn't she supposed to be a reclusive space-case in canon?

>> No.12492143
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>>12491491

>> No.12492150

>>12492133
a hatate that was left in the cabinet too long and went bad

>> No.12492154

>>12491501
Lose the gut, fatty.

>> No.12492167
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12492167

>Thoughtography
Easily the dumbest ability I've ever heard of, holy shit. Tater a shit.

>> No.12492170

>>12491491
Aya and Hatate are social commentaries of todays society. Aya being the elder and more established does hard work to get her job done, whil Hatate is the new age on their cell phone all day.

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>>12492167
you have no clue about real powers... ahem... EEK EEK

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>>12492170
Yeah, they are both social commentaries, but hey are both awful, just in different ways. Aya is the more annoying and destructive TMZ style paparazzi, and Hatate is the self-destructive shut-in jealous of her "success". There is no 2hu Walter Cronkite.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/642777

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>>12491501
Only if she reports on current events and maintains a neutral tone with little to no bias.

I know it's difficult, Hatate, but do your best!

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>>12493074
She'll constantly post something like: "anime xy is shit". And posts funny screenshots and memes of the anime she watched and games she played. She also earns her money from being a camwhore, so don't forget to pay some tokens if you want to see some dildo play with Taters.

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12493595

Hey Hatate, you gonna eat your tots?

>> No.12493614
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>>12491491
>Hah-teight
>Hat-eight
>Hah-ta-tay
>Hah-tah-tay
>Hat-at
>Hah-tat
>Hatta-tee
>Hata-tay

I am quoting various faeries

>> No.12493623

>>12492238
tfw no reliable media source in Gensokyo

>> No.12493626

>>12493623

Just talk to the kappa or gossip with the fairies. They're pretty knowledgeable about the current events of Gensokyo.

>> No.12493688
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12493688

Tater acknowledge plz.

>> No.12493692
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>>12492238
>>12492170
>>12492011
Have you guys tried reading the news Hatate and Aya write?
Aya writes biased tabloid with truth that fits her and no research, very easy to draw parallels to Fox.
Hatate keeps a neutral tone, and sets worries for the future in the end. Actually has journalistic integrity. Hatate is the one who reported on the Great Fairy Wars, and she is the one who tipped Cirno about Extra Stage.
For some reason, their in-person personality is swapped instead, Aya keeps ranting about her (fake) journalistic spirit, and Hatate's speech is that of an excited teenager.

>> No.12493709

>>12493688
hi

>> No.12493828
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12493828

I want to date her and bully her

But I'm everything she got so she can't live without me

>> No.12493858
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>>12493692
Have you seen Fox news' adverts? They are always going on about how they are the only Fair and Balanced news left. Perhaps Taters is just happy to be out and about photographing people?

>> No.12498677 [DELETED] 

poteto

>> No.12498687

>>12493692
Not seeing it.

>> No.12500211

>>12493828
Well if you're gonna do that I'm just gonna be her friend and be nice to her. So there.
>>12493692
Aya runs a big important business. Of course she's gonna be a worse source. Hatate does it as a hobby. No fancy equipment or anything, just a cellphone. She does it because she loves doing it.

>> No.12503589

>>12493692
>implying artists play the original games

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>> No.12508893

>>12493196
She's hot in that kinda slutty way that makes me want to rape her.

>> No.12509003

Do you think Hatate borrows Sanae's curling iron?

>> No.12509044

>>12508778
Who did this to Hatate!? I'll Fucking Kill Them?

>> No.12509053

>>12509044
She did it to herself. Are you going to kill Hatate now?

>> No.12509392
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12509392

when happen when hatate dies?

>> No.12509402

>>12508778

>you wanna know how I got these scars?

>> No.12509405

>>12509402
>"I was shaving my legs while watching a horror movie"

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>>12509392
She becomes worm food.

>> No.12510562

>>12510558
Stop tipping your fedora before I fucking rape you Ranko.

>> No.12510885

>>12510558
Hooray!
I can't wait to be worm food myself. I'll finally be useful!

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>>12510562
don't bully the mortalhu

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>>12493196
what a secondary

>> No.12511319

>>12510558
I love you Renko, pls marry me.

>> No.12512703

>>12491491
MAN I LOVE MY TATERS

>> No.12512707

>>12509003
Please stahp.

>> No.12517328

bumpan

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12517356

I want Hatate to blackmail me on her blog!

>> No.12517517
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12517517

Do not bully the Hatate.

>> No.12517522

>>12517517
http://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE?t=3s

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>>12517522

>> No.12517529
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>>12517529
Hatate needs to stay away from the Tengu slut.

>> No.12517593

>>12517526
I want to impregnate Hatate.

>> No.12517608
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>> No.12517613

>>12517608
hatate has armscars!

>> No.12517617

>>12517608
That doujin hit me right in the feels.

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>>12511319
Nice try, Merry.

>> No.12517731

>>12517613
Oh thank god! I thought that was arm hair!

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12518919

Will this be another nine months long thread?

>> No.12519299

please post more plump hatate

>> No.12519301

>>12519299
>being a high test beta

>> No.12519310

>>12519301
who u quoting, nerd?

>> No.12519324
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12519324

I want to knock up Hatate and not take responsibility.

>> No.12519329

>>12519324
I want to impregnate Hatate and have a family with her.

>> No.12519395
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>>12519329
I want have an affair with her and smile gleefully while you unsuspectingly raise my child.

>> No.12519403

>>12519395
Trust me, if you already fucked her I wouldn't be with her.

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>>12519299

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