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ITT best taste only

4chan thinks the master lists are spam, so I guess someone else post them ffs

>> No.12486959

>>12486953

Why is Baphomet so mad? Did she suddenly realise that flat chests a shit?

>> No.12486963
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12486963

>>12486953
So just to pick things up from the last thread, people want the stalking Moth-chan and Ojousama Holst story?
Moo.

>> No.12486966

>>12486888
>The morning dawns on a dried-up husk of a man, buried under a mountain of soft, but firm flesh
>Holst-chan's crotch slowly seeps out his semen onto his knee and the blanket
>He drinks her milk as he wait for her to wake up
>Finally she opens her eyes and realizes what happened
>>Oh god, I'm so sorry...!
>>T-this is r-r-rape, isn't it?! I forced you to do something horrible...
>>I just... I just remembered how you promised to marry me when we grew up...
>She still thinks about that? He had thought she'd forgotten all about it by now
>>Holst-chan, do you... Still love me?
>>Yes! I've never forgotten you...!
>She's on the verge of tears
>>A-and you still want to marry me?!
>>Yes...
>>Holst-chan! I've always loved you too!
>Her eyes widen
>Now she does cry out loud as she crushes him with her hugs


>As MC-kun and Moth-chan arrive to breakfast, they see a familiar back already at the table
>She's holding hands with someone under the table
>>Holst-chan, why didn't you tell us you were coming too?!
>>I-i-i just happened to visit an old friend, that's all!
>They think they have an idea what Holsty did with her little friend, after all the creaking and mooing all night
>But it's better to leave it at that
>Even if her embarrassed face would be a sight to behold

>> No.12486967
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12486967

>>12486963
I say yes.

>> No.12486969
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12486969

>>12486959
>flat chests a shit?
I'll fite you, m8.

>> No.12486970

>>12486963

Yes. DO IT.

>> No.12486972

>>12486967
>>12486970
Then I shall write it. One of these days. Now I'm off to do non-related things.

>> No.12486974

>>12486963
Cows aren't for stalking, they're for pure olev and cuddles

>> No.12486975

>>12486963
Hell yes.
>>12486966
I want this to happen to me so badly. Everything was delicious.

>> No.12486976

>>12486969

Puny god.

>> No.12486977
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>>12486969
You'll lose.

>> No.12486978
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>>12486966
And here is who I imagined as Holst-chan

>> No.12486980
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>>12486972
Who are you again?

>> No.12486982

>>12486972

Goddammit. Is that you, Alp? You're such a tease.

>> No.12486984
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12486984

I seem to be unable to post the master lists too.

Hmm.

>> No.12486985

>>12486984
Post each separately?

>> No.12486986

>>12486975
>Everything was delicious.
Aww, thanks! I haven't written anything this long since they banned posting fiction in the threads.

>> No.12486989

>>12486986
Do you have a pastebin? I'd like to read some of your other stuff if I can.

>> No.12486990

>>12486985
Nope.
Still nothing.

>> No.12486995

>>12486989
http://pastebin.com/u/harblador
I don't remember if I have it tied to an email I can still access, though, so I might not be able to put this one up

>> No.12486999
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>>12486995
>loli oni NTR
>NTR

>> No.12487003

>>12486990
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX

Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>> No.12487004

>>12486995
>>12486999
>NTR
>That one Charon story
I mean I liked this latest story but damn dude.

>> No.12487006

>>12486999
>>12487004
>NTR
it's a bait and switch duders

>> No.12487007

>>12487003
>>12486985
>>12486953
So apparently the blogspot link is the one being seen as spam, I believe.

Annoying, but it can easily be fixed if we just put the link to there in the Master Pastebin.

Anyways, with the new thread up, I'm going to bed.

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>>12487006
That doesn't justify it, you mother fucker.

>> No.12487013
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12487013

>>12487007
But do we really want to read the blog?

>> No.12487014

>>12487012
It was pretty hilarious though, the thread ended at the halfway point so all the anti-NTR tears flooded in and then the second thread was filled with pro-NTR tears when it continued.

>> No.12487016

>>12486995
In any case are you gonna post the new story on your pastebin?

>> No.12487018

OFFICIAL WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE DARLING BOWL POWER RANKING

1. Rachnera
2. Centorea
3. Ms. Smith
4. Papi
5. Suu
.
..
...
8999. Lala (who?)
9000. Mero
9001. Miia (ya blew it)

>> No.12487021

>>12487018
I agree.

>> No.12487024

I just want a Jabberwock to tell me that she's still falling for me

>> No.12487027

>>12487016
Yeah, sure, I actually remembered my password for it.

>> No.12487030

>>12487027
Cool. I'll give your other stories a read.

>> No.12487031
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>>12487027
Hope to see it soon.

>> No.12487033

>>12486966
>after all the creaking and mooing
I laughed a little bit. Good end.

>> No.12487035

>>12487018
>Lying, remorseless slut
>Winning anything
>OBER 9000! meme
Yeah no.

>> No.12487042

>>12487024
I want a one eyed-salamander girl to tell me that IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN.

>> No.12487043

>>12487018
If Miia doesn't win no one will wil. Don't delude yourself. It will be either Miia end or harem end.

Bigamy end with Miia and Cerea best end

>> No.12487045

>>12487030
>>12487031
Here it is:
http://pastebin.com/PxvWdiWe

>> No.12487047

People sure do love their cow tits.

>> No.12487049

>>12487043
First girl wins.

Or, girl who wins the pop. contest wins.

>> No.12487050

>>12487043
>wil
win*

>> No.12487054
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>>12487042
Is that a reference to what I think it is?

>> No.12487056

>>12487045
Nice.
>>12487047
Before I came to these threads, in ages long past ect., I didn't like big tits. Now I just want to mash my face into a massive pair of tits and never come up, I can't fucking get enough, I'm addicted to cow tits and I love it.

>> No.12487060

>>12487054
It depends if you can forget the past?

>> No.12487062
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12487062

>>12487056
Everyone loves Cow tits.

>> No.12487067

Lawful lewd succubutts is best girl

>> No.12487068

>>12487056
Asphyxiation by tit is pretty traumatic.

I'd rather try Asphyxiation by perfect ass and puffy vulva.

>> No.12487070

>>12486982
Just out of curiosity, what makes you think it was Alp?

>> No.12487072
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>>12487062
Stop making me like cowtits, you shits. I'm a DFC man.

>> No.12487073

>>12487060
I don't even remember what I ate this morning.

>> No.12487076
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12487076

Which monstergirl would Sir Mix-a-lot dedicate a song to, and on a scale of one to yes, would you fuck that ass?

>> No.12487081

>>12487062
I just want a Holstaurus wife, I just want to fuck and milk her daily, I want to raise a family with her and reluctantly give up one tit at a time for the newest kid but never both, I want milky tit jobs and blow-jobs, I want to make her orgasm just by milking her, I want to be fully addicted to her milk and her to mine. I want this more and more every single day.
>>12487068
I don't even care, I just want to motorboat a massive pair of tits endlessly and fall asleep in them.
>>12487072
You can like both at the same time, it really depends on the girl and her body type, but I fucking love big tities more.

>> No.12487082

>>12487073
Then you could probably forget love and pride, and that won't have to kill me inside.

>> No.12487083
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12487083

>>12487072
Not for long you're not.

>> No.12487084

I have heard rumors that Daily Life with a Monster Girl will be getting an anime series.

Can anyone deny or confirm this?

>> No.12487086
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>>12487072
You know you like it.

>> No.12487087

>>12487084
didn't you see the PV?

>> No.12487089

>>12487084
>Learn Japanese.
>Ask Okayado.
>report back.

>> No.12487091

>>12487072
Shape > Perkiness > Proportions >Size.

>> No.12487095
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12487095

>>12487081
I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>> No.12487096
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>>12487091
>Proportions
I think this is the most important, a balanced whole is that beauty is all about.

>> No.12487097

>>12487091
This mother fucker gets it. The reason I didn't like big tits was because of Japan not being able to do proportions for shit and every fucking picture being ridiculously large and retarded looking.

>> No.12487099

>>12487070

It just seemed like him on the last thread, no other writefag is that self depreciating.

>> No.12487100

>>12487096
Dem baby makin' HUPS

>> No.12487101

>>12487099
Chowder can be when he's sober.

>> No.12487103

>>12487068
>asphyxiation by tit is traumatic
You speak like you have experience in the matter.
Do tell. If I had to die, being smothered by a massive pair of tits would be pretty high up on my list of ways to go.

>> No.12487105

>>12487097
I happen to be a scholar and a philosopher when it comes to discussing which tits are best.

Those who just focus on size just DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> No.12487106

>>12487095
I will take you up on that offer, don't worry about checking up on us, I will be in heaven and I'll make sure she is too.
>>12487096
This, proportions are damn important and can easily ruin a picture.
>>12487105
Fucking finally, I have found my brother.

>> No.12487107

Surviving and tapping out on a girls back when she's basically on cloud 9 comes down to how much air you had in your lungs before you face was vice gripped to tit.

Though the tour of my young life was pleasantly boring.

>> No.12487112

>>12487107
>>12487103

My quote got ate?

>> No.12487116

>>12487107
>>12487112

I still say you're a lucky bastard for it.

>> No.12487117

>>12487107
>>12487116
I gotta agree, I don't want to die or almost die but I do want to be smothered by a giant pair of tits.

>> No.12487118

>>12487116
Height of sexual conquest: Age 15.

I PEAKED TO EARLY! S-SHIMATA!

>> No.12487124

>>12487118
Jesus you mother fucker. At least you got a story out of it.

>> No.12487125
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>>12487118
What?

>> No.12487127

>>12487125
>lick some tit at age 15.
>crickets for the last 6+ years.

>> No.12487129

>>12487127
Lucky bastard, all I got was a handjob at 12.

>> No.12487132

>>12487127
>>12487129
Be thankful for there are those who have never had anything.

>> No.12487133
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>>12487132
Eh.

>> No.12487134

>>12487129
OOH I would've been lucky to have gotten a handjob at age 12.

Why I had a blowjob when I was 9!

>[Yorkshire accent intensifies]

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>>12487134
It's alright, you don't have to lie just to fit in.

>> No.12487141

>>12487138
Go get some culture you cunt.

>> No.12487146

>>12486980
>>12487062
>>12487083
>>12487125
>>12487138
It is unprecedented that this many cowtity pictures are posted that I don't already have. I fucking love this thread, keep going my brethren.

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12487147

ITT: Normalfags who have sullied themselves in any manner, betraying their waifu

Seriously you people are sick

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>>12487146
There's a large number on Danbooru. You should actually get off your ass and search, like the rest of us.

>> No.12487150

>>12487149
I know I know, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. One day, or so I keep telling myself.

>> No.12487152
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>>12487150
Might as well start now.

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>>12487147
You assume I ever had one to begin with!

I can't bring myself to love even a fictional creation, am I doomed to become Kaiki?

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>>12487154

>> No.12487158

>>12487154
You still have Righty, and if you feel like NTR or a threesome, there's also Lefty.

>> No.12487162

>>12487158
Arthritis NTR'd Righty, I'm left with Lefty.

>>12487157
Love me.

>> No.12487164
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>>12487162
No.

>> No.12487165
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>>12487157

>> No.12487176
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>>12487162

>> No.12487179
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>>12487176

>> No.12487180
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12487180

is Reisen a monster girl, /a/?

>> No.12487182

>>12487180
Well she's as slutty as a succubus so I guess so.

>> No.12487186
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>>12487180
I'd say most 2hus could be classified as monster girls.

>> No.12487187

>>12487179
>ta
Back to Tumblr, you secondary weeaboo shit.

>> No.12487189
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>> No.12487190

>>12487189
Oh my.

>> No.12487194
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>>12487190
I've got more.

>> No.12487196

>>12487194
Jesus christ yes.

>> No.12487198
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>> No.12487199

>>12487187
Sorry, I bit my tongue.

>> No.12487200
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>> No.12487203
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>> No.12487213
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Sure is getting thick with cow tits around here.

>> No.12487223
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12487223

>>12487213
That's because cow tits are love.

>> No.12487224

>>12487213
>dose ears
Is it time for a cock burrito again?

>> No.12487227

>>12487213
You will have your time, let us have ours.
>>12487223
Damn straight.

>> No.12487228
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>> No.12487230
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>>12487223
Indeed.

>> No.12487232

>>12487230
Crab really poured his heart into this picture.

>> No.12487234
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There's a few more pics of that one Sweatercubus, but I didn't save them.

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12487236

>>12487018
Mero would be simultaneously happy and sad about being 9000.

Not to mention, since Miia's downfall Mero and Rachne are the most amusing main characters.

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>>12487230
>You will never motorboat them
Just kill me now.

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>> No.12487257
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>> No.12487259
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>>12487238

>> No.12487263

>>12487249
Oh god, oh lord, its, its too much.

>> No.12487266

>>12486953
First for Draco-chan

>> No.12487270

>>12487230
What is she saying?

>> No.12487272
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>>12487263
It's also the last pic I saved of her.

>> No.12487274

>>12487270
Dunno, he was freaking out the page before and she grabbed him and hugged him close.

>> No.12487275

>>12487270
Something motherly, SSy, milky, and amazingly heavenly.
>>12487272
These are fantastic man.

>> No.12487282
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12487282

>>12487275
The artist draws a lot.

>> No.12487283

>>12487228
>Holstaurus
>no tail
>no hoofs

What's next, Anubis without tails or fluff?

>> No.12487284

>>12487257
>That Health
Holy Fuck just when I thought my dick couldn't get harder

>> No.12487285
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12487285

>>12487275
>tfw no milkmaid to satisfy lactation fetish

>> No.12487287
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12487287

Would you and your MG waifu own any pets? What about fictional creatures made for battle?
>>12487275
>He doesn't know how to read moon
It even has furigana right there beside the kanji. She's basically saying everything will be alright and she'll take care of him.

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12487293

>>12487283
That's not a holstaurus.
Everything you know is a lie.

>> No.12487294

>>12487282
This artist has his priorities straight.
>>12487283
Not a Holstaurus bro.
>>12487285
I know that feel.
>>12487287
Shut up man, I don't intend to learn.

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>>12487294
Yes s/he does.

>> No.12487302

>>12487298
>she
Now wouldn't that be interesting.

>> No.12487304
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12487304

what about monster burgers?

>> No.12487308
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>>12487304
That just looks like an over sized burger. While delicious looking, it is not a monster girl.

>> No.12487310

>>12487304
>>12487304
You mean, ex-cow tit burgers?

>> No.12487317

>>12487294
moon isn't hard to learn

>> No.12487318

>>12487310
sorry, i'm not retarded enough to understand that joke

>> No.12487320

>>12487318
Someday anon, you'll get it.

>> No.12487322
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12487322

Alright, I'm almost out. I'll stop for today.

>> No.12487325

>>12487322
Damn, these were really good.

>> No.12487329
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So it hasn't really gotten to the thick of things yet, but it's got plenty of Moth-chan fuming like Tomoko, I don't know if that's okay or not, but that's what I did. And I know high school settings are really stupid, so I hope you can accept this even though it starts in the spring of the characters final year in high school. Most of it is going to take place after they graduate, I swear.

http://pastebin.com/GSKCQJgK

>> No.12487335
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>>12487329
Oh look, Squeak released something.

>>12487325
There's more, it's just NSFW.

>> No.12487337

>>12487335
>Squeak
Is that a Baseketball reference? Shame on you.

>> No.12487338

>>12487335
Is there somewhere I could find all this stuff?

>> No.12487339

>>12487337
Why? Alp is a little bitch.

>> No.12487341

>>12487338
DANBOORU. If you have 4chanX, just press the iqdb button.

>> No.12487346
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>>12487339
>Alp is a little bitch
Well you're a big meanie!

>> No.12487348

>>12487339
>Why
Because it wasn't a good movie. Cannibal the Musical, on the other hand...

>> No.12487353
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12487353

>>12487329
>Alp writing Moth-chan

[X] Doubt.

>> No.12487359

>>12487329
>plenty of Moth-chan fuming like Tomoko
NO THANK YOU
also I hate these outdated western names, they sound so silly

>> No.12487360

>>12487353
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.12487361

>>12487348
Baseketball was good, just not as good as Cannibal the Musical.

>> No.12487363

>>12487341
Ok ok sorry, its just 8:30 in the morning and I've been up all night discussing titties and their gloriousness.

>> No.12487364

>>12487359
>outdated western names
What exactly do you mean?

>> No.12487367
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>>12487363
So have I.

>> No.12487371

>>12487364
>madeleine
>bethany
Sounds like some kind of Mormon colony.

>> No.12487374

>>12487371
I think they're pretty names. It's not like Moth-chan is a proper name either.

>> No.12487375

>>12487367
Spreading the word of our lord Hathor.

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>>12487371
Personally, I think they're better than using Japanese names despite everyone being American. I'm heading to bed now.

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>>12486953
>>12487007
That's one reason the pastebin version IS included, for people that can't into spoiler tag breaking links.
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX

>bit.[ spoiler ] l [ spoiler ] y [ /spoiler ] [ /spoiler ]/MGCollection
Should get an idea of it being that from the index/archive view since 4chanX removes it and fixes the link inside the thread.

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>>12487353
You know, if someone else had the will to write about her, this wouldn't have happened, but apparently, flavor of the Moth isn't IN anymore.

>> No.12487388

>>12487377
>succubus horns
>cat ears

I don't even, what?

>> No.12487391

>>12487388
You forgot Elf ears. She's got it all!

>> No.12487396

>>12487391
Abomination-chan kawaii!

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>>12487396
Y-you think so?

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>>12487407
Yes!

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>>12487410
Sadly, I have no more abominations, so here's something cutesy instead.

>> No.12487426

>>12487417
So cute...

>> No.12487435
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>>12487417
Stop posting cute things, I don't even want to molest her.

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>>12487435
Post more cute things, you say?

>> No.12487443

>>12487439
>feathers everywhere

She must be sick :(

>> No.12487444
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>>12487439
N-no! The exact opposite!

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>>12487444
>the opposite of cute
Like, a Cyclops?

>> No.12487456
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http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

So I added more to Paladin Reintegration Programme for reasons I honestly cannot explain.
the new stuff starts at line 97.

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>>12487448
This lack of lewd is killing me!

>> No.12487460
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>>12487457
Don't yell, you'll wake her up.

>> No.12487470

>>12487456
>toast in mouth
Japanese charms are mighty indeed.

>> No.12487478

>>12487384
I'll get around to writing some story for her eventually. It probably won't be too popular though.

Even when we were first doing all the moth-chan characterisation I always thought that she'd be the type to have an awful, broken, bitter-but-often-sweet first romance, and that the entire thing would help her grow as a monster-person.

But I doubt many anons would want a first person heartbreak and a Speedwagon "I'm just in the way, but I wish you two the best!" Ending kinda story.

>> No.12487479

>>12487456
Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You keep this up.
Also: why would a Kikimora want to be called a horrible writefag?

>> No.12487482

>>12487456
>makemewatcheveryadamsandlermovie

well shit, that got me

>> No.12487487

>>12487478
>eventually
Well the longer you wait, the longer she's going to have to deal with the fact that fucking Alp is the only one who seems to care. And that's sinking pretty low.

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>>12487460
Ok nothing cute anymore

>> No.12487490

>>12487489
These are the cutest things ever, anon.

>> No.12487492
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>>12487489
>>12487490
Are Fairies cute?

>> No.12487495

>>12487492
Only if they're not taking a dick inside them. In that case they're lewd as hell.

>> No.12487496

>>12487487
I've got a stupid stalled story that I'm too far in to and too close to the end to dump.

I'm already going back and editing/rewriting old stuff because I feel guilty about not writing.

I'll get to moth-chan when I get to her.

>> No.12487498

>>12487496
O-okay. It's okay, maybe having Alp as her only spokesperson isn't so bad after all... I mean, she could be doing it with a futa Cheshire.

>> No.12487500

>>12487492
Fairies are lewd as hell

>tiny woman
>leg-locking
>around your your penis

>> No.12487503

>>12487498
Stop, pls, don't make me any guiltier.

I couldn't have prevented this!

>> No.12487506
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>>12487503
>S-so anon doesn't like me after all... I was stupid to think he would... *sob, sob*
Happy now?

>> No.12487511

>>12487506
>nosebleed
Moth-chan is a pervert?

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>>12487506
AGH! The creation I helped create has been turned against me!

Oh the irony!

>> No.12487517

>>12487511
She's just as much a monstergirl as any other, she just sucks at asking boys out.

>> No.12487520

>>12487516
>I helped create
Bah! It was I who brought her into the forefront of the threads and got you people interested in her! So naturally she will do my bidding!

>> No.12487522

>>12487479

I couldn't resist trying to hide a fourth wall joke in there somewhere, but its not something I want to do often.

>> No.12487526

>>12487522
So when does he meet a chuuni human girl who wants to adventure and quest with him?

>> No.12487530

>>12487520
Nigger.

http://pastebin.com/4a3Dxp8z

>> No.12487533
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>>12487530
You don't even remember the time before she had a name, do you? I do. Back then people didn't think she was cute.
>kill it with fire
That's what they said.

>> No.12487540

>>12487533
I remember that you always bitch about it, and don't get how I made a handful of greentexts and then OC snowballed from there.

Ya shoulda done that, instead you just posted an image and went "aww" when no one have a fuck.

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>>12487540
>I made a handful of greentexts
The credit probably should go to whoever made the pictures, but whatever. So when's Less going to stop drawing cat dicks and gets around to making Moth-chan's ass shot?

>> No.12487550

>>12487533
I have always thought she was cute, I have always wanted to fuck her. Not everybody back then had shit taste, just most people.

>> No.12487555

>>12487550
>always wanted to fuck her
B-but caterpillars are not yet sexually mature! You're a pedophile!

>> No.12487556

>>12487548
Yeah. I guess that really good naked sketch of her really solidified her base of support, but it's never would've been drawn if she wasn't being discussed.

Amusingly, the picture you posted is an edit I did to the original artist's naked sketch. I did one of her in her underwear too. Hope the artist didn't mind, I wouldn't if our roles were reversed, but still, all credit to him.

I should give her some daisy dukes and a slayer cut off t shirt next... Underboob ahoy.

Anyways, can we move on from this impossible to prove who did what?

>> No.12487560

>>12487555
Oh but those tits are quite grown up indeed, that lewd body is very mature, if I am a pedophile for making tender love to her several times a day then so be it.

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>>12487556
>underwear
Yep, I saved it all.
>underboob
>slayer cut off t-shirt
You do that. Pretty please?

>> No.12487563

>>12487560
But she's a caterpillar and caterpillars don't even have sex organs! You're not supposed to sodomize little girls anon, that's not cool!

>> No.12487565

>>12487561
Eventually! I tried to free hand my own sketch. Terrible.

>> No.12487566

>>12487563
>Lolita, but with Caterpillar-chan instead.
>With a Happy Ending this time.

Fuck you Nabakov ;_;

>> No.12487568

>>12487076

>would you fuck that ass?

Yes/10

>> No.12487570

>>12487563
She has a mouth, and a glorious pair. She's not a little girl and its not sodomy, we both agreed to stay together after she metamorphoses, then I shall make her a woman.

>> No.12487571

>>12487568
Name the MG with the best ASSet, go.

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>>12487571
Polt.

>> No.12487581
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>>12487577
My African American Brother!

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>>12487492

Am I late for the cute?

>> No.12487593
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>>12487589
Never.

>> No.12487603
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>>12487593

Good to hear.

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>>12487603
So would those two help this one build a snowman?

>> No.12487621

Cute time?

>Monster daughter is sitting next to you, playing with blocks.
>Every time you look over at her, she stops what ever it is she's doing and smiles at you.
>You start to make faces at her
>She repeats the faces at you!
>You throw your arms forward
>She does the same
>Knocks over the blocks.
>She stares down at the blocks
>You are now pelted with blocks.

>> No.12487626
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Alright, anyone in the mood of some sand, some girls, and some action?

>> No.12487631

>>12487626
Yes. Did you color Octowitch yet?

>> No.12487632

>>12487626
YES
YES PLEASE
BASED HOUND

>> No.12487644
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>>12487631
No, haven't felt up to do anything lately.

>>>/a/113762598

>> No.12487651

>>12487621
This is so generic you might as well have described a human girl daughter.

>> No.12487652

>>12487644
>haven't felt up to do anything
Please don't be depressed.

>> No.12487660

>>12487651
Well, I don't want to exclude anyone in this little scenarios, so I just type Monster Girl instead of a certain species. Readers can add their perfect daughter in these scenes!

>> No.12487665

>>12487652
Because saying that makes someone go 'ok, not depressed anymore.'

>> No.12487670

>>12487665
It was wishful thinking, a prayer, not a suggestion.

>> No.12487673

>>12487665
How do you make a depressed person feel better? I have a good friend, and he says talking to me helps, but I always feel powerless.

>> No.12487677

Guys help.
My Yeti daughters, twins, are clinging to the bottom of my legs. People keep mistaking them for slippers. What do I do!?

>> No.12487678

>>12487670
Ah.

>>12487673
If I knew, I would be content.

>> No.12487682

>>12487673
Well first we need to find out WHY someone is depressed. But that would be blogging, so we can't do that here. What we CAN do is give Hound theoretical pats on the back and hope they help.
>>12487677
Wait for them to grow bigger.

>> No.12487687

>>12487673
>I have a good friend, and he says talking to me helps, but I always feel powerless.
Then keep talking to him. Even small things can help sometimes.

>> No.12487690

>>12487682
But...Thats how I met their mother and their aunt!

>> No.12487693

>>12487690
One big, happy family. What is problem?

>> No.12487696

>>12487693
>What is problem
I imagine you as a burly russian man, sipping vodka and clothed in yeti daghterus.

>> No.12487698

>>12487673
Depressed people have to help themselves, all you can do is really cheer them on from the sidelines and hope they can cope.

If you try to force happiness or even treatment on a person not willing to help themselves then you're heading for failure.

A depressed person's got to be able to work on their own initiative, all an outside force can do is keep trying to give the support they need.

Catch 22, if you're depressed you feel like there's little to no point in helping yourself, or even understanding help exists on a basic level, but to not be depressed you have to help yourself out of it.

That's just like, my opinion though.

>> No.12487699

>>12487696
>russian
Not yet, but with Uncle Vlad running things, soon I will be.

>> No.12487703

>>12487186
I miss /a/...

>> No.12487705

>>12487677
You think you've got problems? I have a yeti wife and seven daughters. One's clinging to my face right now as I type this. Infact, I'm not even sure how I'm typing this.

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>>12487698
It's hard to helps ones self too when your in a rut.

It's taken me 4 weeks to get the urge to go to my schools counselors without backing out to get an appointment.

>> No.12487723

>>12487644
So... does anyone else feel like Crab's putting more heart into 12beast than into EMG?

>> No.12487726

So what boards do you guys usually frequent?

/co/, /fit/, and /sp/ during game threads

>> No.12487729
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>>12487620

But of course. Would this one here be the clumsy kid of the group?

>> No.12487731

>>12487719
Urgh, counsellors themselves make me miserable.

If you're depressed, just set yourself some attainable goal, and try and get out of your comfort zone, geographical and psychological. I've always just pulled myself up by the boot straps and got over it, as inane as that sounds.

>> No.12487735

>>12487726
/a/, sometimes /lit/, /d/ if I need to read heartwarming BDSM stories.
>>12487729
Always need one of those.
...it used to be me.

>> No.12487738

>>12487726
Depends on what I'm looking for. Most of the time it's /co/, /v/, and to a lesser extent /m/. I find myself going to /a/ less often as of late, only for amagami and waifu threads now.

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>>12487735

>...it used to be me.

Same here, mang.

And here we have the elf kid who lives next door and her stepbrother, who's in charge of protecting the girls when they're out playing.

>> No.12487748

>>12487726
/a/, /int/, /tg/.

>> No.12487752

>>12487726

/jp/ (solely because of /mgg/), /k/ when I need to replenish my Kebab Removal tanks, /v/ when I need to laugh at autism, /a/ when new Dumpire chapters are released.

>> No.12487753

>>12487726
/pol/
I pray to our new lord and saviour that is Ebola-chan

>> No.12487755

>>12487742
That is an awesome concept.

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>>12487682
I dont understand people feeling too depressed to do anything. I get it that you're like "I'm so worthless, I don't feel like doing anything. The way I cope with depression is to do something, anything, no matter how bad it is. It makes me feel better than lying on the bed watching shitty harem anime. Like today I tried to draw Alpie's icon and even though it turned out like shit, I felt a better afterwards. You push forward one inch at a time like digging a tunnel. /blog

>> No.12487760

>>12487726
/a/ is really it for me, though I'll drop by other boards if they have something I need.

Quick Q: if I wanted to discuss Japanese Baseball... /jp/ or /sp/?

>> No.12487761

>>12487757
>drawing Alpie's icon
Show it to us, or else.

>> No.12487763

>>12487760

It's sport, so I guess /sp/

>> No.12487766

>>12487761
It's too late. I pitched it. It wasn't good enough even for my standards. I'll try again after classes.

>> No.12487767

>>12487763
Urgh, /sp/ always seemed super autistic to me.

Though, maybe there'll be people who understand how best the Hanshin Tigers are there.

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>> No.12487771

>>12487767
>that guy who stalked tripfag for years
Spooky

>> No.12487773

>>12487766
If it turns out good I'll start using it.

>> No.12487774

>>12487760
I guess /sp/

Literally never seen anyone discuss Japanese baseball there

>> No.12487776

God damn, /mgg/'s chill as fuck today, no shitposters, no heavy arguments, slow and steady conversations, and so on. The ocean breeze flowing in from my window only makes it better. I love these threads.

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>>12487768
Is it weird I have a thing for mild psychopaths like Chrome?

>> No.12487778

>>12487771
>Spooky
>Not the height of hilarity.

That guy's probably on par with the guy from /k/ who fucked a cat to death. Or any /pol/ attempt at a meet up.

>> No.12487780

>>12487778
>Or any /pol/ attempt at a meet up.
Oh boy
How did it went?
>all /pol/acks are niggers

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>>12487774
Baseball gave me an idea. You know that movie Moneyball? That, but with Monster Girl gladiators.

>> No.12487783

>>12487774
It's almost worth trying a thread to see the amount of "wut?" There'd be.

>> No.12487784

>>12487771
I still have the .pdf from that.
Fucking 97 pages, man.

>> No.12487785

>>12487780
Nah. Just Suuuuuuuuper autistic. I think it was the Britbong attempt specifically.

>> No.12487787

>>12487777
Weird? Maybe. Worth it? Totally.
Also nice All lucky 7s

>> No.12487791

>>12487768
Why she is eating a fish?
She doesn't need to eat anything

>> No.12487792

>>12487777
Quads prove Adachi and Chrome did nothing wrong

>> No.12487798

>>12487778

>/pol/ attempt at a meet up.

Oh wow.

Imagine what would happen.

>> No.12487804

>>12487798
>Is there anybody here?
>I don't want to have to go in by myself.
>I think a black person is following me, this is why I don't leave my house.
>Did you see that girl? I'm going to follow her.

>A selection of NEETs looking at their phones in a pub with 0 banter.

>> No.12487806

>>12487753
Ebola-chan VN when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKq9n5_KkTo

>> No.12487807

>>12487804

>A couple of people meet up
>They start comparing skin pigments to see who's whiter
>Immediately ask each other's religions
>One of them shows up dressed as a nazi officer in the middle of the street

>> No.12487809

>>12487804
Maybe they could organize a better meetup now that Ebola-chan is a thing.

>> No.12487810

>>12487806
More importantly, /mgg/ made MG VN when?

>> No.12487811

>>12487791
Knowing Chrome, it's probably an experiment of some sort.

>> No.12487813

>>12487809
>they all turn up in full hazmat gear.

At least it's nice /pol/ has some common ground now.

>> No.12487815

>>12487784
>that lines with "I haven't seen his posts for 2.5 days, I start to worry" "I need to think of our children's names"
That anon is true yandere

>> No.12487816

>>12487804
Mgg meet up when?

>> No.12487817

>>12487804
>>12487807
Reminder that you may mock /pol/ now But /pol/ is always right.

>> No.12487819

>>12487816
Once they genetically engineer cat girls for domestic ownership.

>> No.12487820

>>12487815
>With his big strong arms
That part is the part that just gets to me every time.

>> No.12487823

>>12487816
this isn't /soc/
at least I hope it isn't

>> No.12487824

>>12487819
>cat girls
Give me dog girls. Loyal, active, just wanderful.

>> No.12487825

>>12487816
I think it'd be disgustingly normal.

Not to mention these threads are a smorgasbord of nationalities.

>> No.12487827

>>12487824
I want centaurs

>> No.12487829

>>12487824
Give me Polt or give me death!

>> No.12487830

>>12487825
>disgustingly normal
Aren't we the weirdos who got kicked out of /a/?

>> No.12487832

>>12487825
Remember there's like 30 Texas anons in these threads.

>> No.12487833

>>12487815
>>12487820
Was this all for real, though?
Or was this some really long, really complicated joke he was setting up?

>> No.12487834

>>12487830
Everyone I've seen from /mgg/ looks surprising normal like they could easily blend into society. It's shocking really.

>> No.12487835

>>12487830
Look at how chill this thread is. Just look at it.

>> No.12487838

>>12487816
>meet up secretly set up by matango
>everyone who shows up is raped and mind broken

Good times

>> No.12487839

>>12487833
Either way, ridiculously autistic.

>> No.12487840
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How do you feel about loli kitsune orgasm denial?

>> No.12487841

>>12487830

>/mgg/
>Composed mostly of people who hate NTR, pedo, futa and gore
>Weirdos of /a/

>> No.12487843

>>12487832
>Texans pretending to be a nation again.

Oh you!

>> No.12487845

>>12487830
These threads are full of normal people who post about their work, families, social lives etc.

>> No.12487846

>>12487840
I feel intrigued, aroused, and slightly worried for my well being.

>> No.12487848

>>12487829
Having a polt would be great.

>> No.12487849

>>12487841
when did it go wrong?

>> No.12487850

>>12487838
Remember Matango's 100% bust. She'll mindbreak us with gross paizuri.

>> No.12487852

>>12487846
That is an understandable reaction.

>> No.12487853

>>12487845
>work, families, social lives
I thought that's the kind of stuff we weren't supposed to do.

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>>12487846

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>>12487840
Counter-proposal:
Milfy kitsune forced orgasm.
???

>> No.12487857

>>12487850
Remember Braidless Charon's 97% bust. I am well protected from Mushroom tits.

>> No.12487858

>>12487840
I hope it's earjobs

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>>12487848
Yeah... It would be...

>> No.12487860

Baphomet reminds me of Suika, which is why I like her so much.

>> No.12487862

>>12487838
>meet up secretly set up by paladinfag
>lunatic murders everyone for willingly going with mgs

good times

>> No.12487863

>>12487860
Nice taste

>> No.12487864

>>12487845

Even with the unofficial "4chan isn't your blog" rule, it looks surprisingly okay here. It's actually balanced out, nobody is an attention whore.

>>12487849

We never did, Anon. We are that one character who gets falsely accused and labeled as a villain, but accepts his fate (of being moved /jp/) as to prevent shit from hitting the fan because whatever.

Hell, /jp/ is better than /a/ anyways.

>> No.12487865

>>12487856
I feel slightly less worried. Her experience means she's less likely to break anything but my spirit.
>>12487860
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

>> No.12487866

>>12487850
>Remember Matango's 100% bust. She'll mindbreak us with gross paizuri.
B-but mindbreak paizuri is a glorious thing!

>> No.12487867

>>12487857
>Braidless Charon
Somebody really needs to draw this.

>> No.12487868

>>12487857
>braidless charon's 97% bust

What? Is this a thing? Have I missed a thing?

>> No.12487869

>>12487856
Now we're talking.

>> No.12487870

>>12487843
Oh just you wait.

>> No.12487871

>>12487845
so KSG V2.0?

>> No.12487874

>>12487868
It's a thing. I was convinced there was a better bust than the 93% for Holstaurus that wasn't the abominable Matango, and that was it.

>> No.12487875

>>12487871
Silly, it's not like we've made our MGVN

>> No.12487878

>>12487875
But we should. If we had people other than writers to work on it, that is.

>> No.12487880

>>12487878
It seems all the related projects stalled due to a lack of solid decision making.

It'd be easier to start again, especially now that there's a central blog.

>> No.12487881

>>12487880
It would be nice, yeah. Now if only we had someone competent to spearhead things.

>> No.12487887

>>12487880
It'll never work. No one knows just how much work goes into making a VN. I've been a part of 2 failed projects. Even if it does get done it'll take 3 years, and by then these threads will be long gone.

>> No.12487888

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMOl-amah8w
>Would you ever fight your waifu for dominance in bed?
Hahaha. No.

>> No.12487890

>>12487839
What happened with him at the end?
He said his family found his journal and put him into madhouse?

>> No.12487891

>>12487887
>long gone
Why would they be gone?
>no one knows
No one ever knows how much work goes into anything.

>> No.12487892

>>12487875
you are missing the point

>> No.12487893

>>12487887
Well, even with a MonMusu anime and all the tag a long projects that'll come with that?

Plus, look at KS' development cycle just as an example.

>> No.12487896

>>12487888
But she likes getting roped and wrestled to the ground and taken.

Downstairs neighbors don't though.

>> No.12487897

>>12487841
>not liking loli
>not liking suffering in NTR and guro
You bunch of disgusting normalfags

Futa is shit though

>> No.12487898

>>12487892
You're missing the joke.

>> No.12487899

>>12487891
infiltration of normalfags and furries will cause the threads to collapse upon themselves.

>> No.12487902

>>12487899
Why?

>> No.12487906

>>12487897

loli is okay as long as there's no lewd involved.

>> No.12487908

>>12487841
But loli is ok as long as they're ancient kitsune immortals. It's the age thing that's fucked up

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>>12487899
>infiltration of furries
How horrifying. If that actually comes to pass then the threads should be outright purged.

>> No.12487910

>>12487906
>Not wanting to fuck a baphomet
Fucking normies

>> No.12487912

>>12487908
Wouldn't it be more on the money to say "the gross grey zones of being capable of consent"?

>> No.12487914

>>12487906
Faggot
Lewd loli fucking is the best thing ever

>> No.12487915

>>12487910
>Wanting to fuck a child
Ok pedophile.

>> No.12487918

>>12487915
>Wanting to fuck a monster girl
Okay furry

>> No.12487919

>>12487888
I would like if I could relax and feel safe in my waifu's arms instead of having to deal with people all day and then having to face another power struggle when I come home.

>> No.12487920

>>12487915
In his defense, when baphomets are involved, you tend to fuck them whether you want or not.

Still, pedophilia is weird, yes.

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>>12487841
There's nothing wrong with lolis.

>> No.12487922

>>12487914

...Riiight.

>> No.12487923
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12487923

Nedoroids when?

>> No.12487925

>>12487920
Which is even worse.

>> No.12487927

>>12487923
What's a Nedoroid?

>> No.12487928

>>12487909
that's basically what happened to the mlp fabase

>> No.12487929

>>12487915
I hope you are baiting.

>> No.12487931

>>12487928
sooner or later the monstergirl fanbase will become the new bronies

>> No.12487934

>>12487931
Nah, it's not nearly as big as it

>> No.12487935

>>12487899
It's sad but I have to agree with you.

>> No.12487937

>>12487931
The anime will be the trigger for it. Mark my words.

>> No.12487938

>>12487927
Oh, you.

Nendroids are little posable chibi-style figures.

>> No.12487939

>>12487931
Don't you put that evil on us.
Don't you put that evil on us, Anon!

>> No.12487940

>>12487938
Would obtaining Hound these objects impel him to color Octowitch?

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>>12487931

>> No.12487943

>>12487899
But then, where will I go to discuss female on male rape and throbbing tailpussies?

>> No.12487944
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>>12487928
>MG's become more mainstream, thus more accessible and popular
>The fanbase gets flooded with both casuals as well as those on the other end of the spectrum
>MG's start getting twisted to be more monstrous and just turn into outright furshit
>people more vocal start shitting up every board with MG's
>Moot makes /mg/ as containment
>mfw we all get labeled as furfags during the inevitable purges.

>> No.12487945

>>12487899
It has already begun >>12487154

>> No.12487948

>>12487944
It will never be, anon. Fear not. Now lets get back to planning that VN! Eh? How about it?

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>>12487944
Remember anons, if if ever gets to this point our best looking and most socially skilled must represent us in the media and in society. That or we purge the furfags and autists.

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>>12487944
>muh dick!!!
Why are cyclopes so bullyable?!

>> No.12487953

>>12487948
MGVN already failed 2 or 3 times.

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>>12487940
Possibly.

Who would say no to having these on your shelf?

>> No.12487957

The difference between Monster Girls and Bronies is that Bronies only like a single show. Monster Girls are more like a genre, like Mecha. Not everyone in here likes EMG, or MGE.

Besides, SJWs will hate Monster Girls on principle, so we have that keeping us from Normalfaggotry as well.

>> No.12487958

>>12487951
>our best looking and most socially skilled
So... we're doomed?
>>12487953
So because something failed before = don't try it again? Great attitude.

>> No.12487959

>>12487953
I should really do my best and learn to draw again. I have a ton of time I'd be willing to waste on some MG project but lack the skills to actually be useful.
I actually really want to make things for people to enjoy.

>> No.12487962

>>12487951
If it ever gets to that point I don't think there will be anything left to do but purge. We'll end up joining forces with the paladins because of the threat of a greater evil in our midst.

>> No.12487964

>>12487951
>represent us in the media and in society.
Who represent bronies and furfags?

>> No.12487965

>>12487959
Drawing is always a good thing, you get to it.

>> No.12487966

>miniguntaur
>HA HA HA DRINK SOME MORE!

You all are babies.

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>>12487952
Because they get sexually excited by it, that's why

>> No.12487968

>>12487957
>not feeling empowered by reverse rape
silly sjws

>> No.12487971
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12487971

>>12487968
Reminder of the damage SJWs can do to Monster Girls

Pray I do not post the rest

>> No.12487972

>>12487919
Just sayin', then don't struggle. Just accept that she owns you. And to clarify I was explicitly stating this scenario with a human-sized Goji-sama. Not osmehting like, idunno. and elf or something.

>> No.12487973

>>12487957
>Besides, SJWs will hate Monster Girls on principle
Don't you know what they did to the girls from MGE? I won't post the pics anyways because I don't want to find them.

>> No.12487974

>>12487971
Delete.

>> No.12487977

>>12487971
Delete that shit.

>> No.12487979

>>12487958
Please, anon. You've got me.

>> No.12487981

>>12487979
Riiight. And who are you?

>> No.12487985

>>12487981
Don't ask unnecessary questions.

>> No.12487987

>>12487944
>more monstrous
>bad

>> No.12487989

>>12487985
Well anon-kun, you'll never represent us.

>> No.12487990

>>12487987
It is bad if it ends up just becoming furshit.

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>>12487974
>>12487977
That's just the Privilege talking Anon

>> No.12487992

>>12487991
Fucking why

>> No.12487994

>>12487989
I can't identify myself at the moment. People are expecting me to be doing other things currently.

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>>12487991
Sakujo intensifies.

>> No.12487996

>>12487991
Stop you motherfucker.

>> No.12487997

>>12487994
Apophis Momdom? If it's Apophis Momdom, then get to work you lout!

>> No.12487998

>>12487991
>>12487971
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

>> No.12488004

>All this doomsaying

Come on now, Anons, no need to worry about what will never happen.

>> No.12488005

>>12487994

Back to work, Gunstar.

>> No.12488011

>>12488004
That's how I used to think before sadpanda's happenings

>> No.12488012
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>>12487992
>>12487995
>>12487996
>>12487998
What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong independent womyn?

>> No.12488015

>>12488004
Instead, we need to worry about whether or not the anime will be up to our standards.

Like, will there be a coherent story that actually goes somewhere? Will it just be an ordinary slice of life harem anime? Which girl will win in the end?

Are the monster parts going to be drawn or in CGI?

>> No.12488016

>>12488004
Heh. Anon please.

>> No.12488018

>>12488012
With the fury of a million exploding suns.
>>12488015
What? It's going to adapt the manga.

>> No.12488020

>>12488015
>CGI
pls no

>> No.12488021

>>12488012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TAl_JgpxhU&t=6s

>> No.12488026

>>12488012
Those noses look like salami

Why the fuck

>> No.12488028

>>12488015
This can be the new Tenchi.
It can go for years.

And there is already enough material for a season. And even more if they do some back story or add in side stories.

I just want a studio with passion for the material and a passion for t&a.

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>>12488011
>>12488016

There's no use worrying when you can just enjoy /mgg/ as it is and will always be.

If you've got a problem with that, you can "talk" it out with this little Lizardgirl here. I'm sure she'll be all ears.

>> No.12488033

>>12488018
>It's going to adapt the manga.
On some level, I hope that the anime ends before the manga does. Kind of like Rosario + Vampire.

I'm conflicted on which medium I want to be better than the other, really. The manga, or the anime.

>> No.12488036

>>12488004
you guys already admit to being ok with /soc/ type blogging
its the beginning of the end.

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>>12488012

>> No.12488040

>>12488032
>There's no use worrying when you can just enjoy /mgg/ as it is and will always be
see
>>12487899

>> No.12488041

>>12488033
>anime original ending
Why the fuck would anyone ever want that? If it's an adaptation, it should be a perfect adaptation.

>> No.12488042

>>12488028
>I just want a studio with passion for the material and a passion for t&a

>tfw they hire Gonzo or otherwise your least favorite studio

>> No.12488048

>>12488033
>On some level, I hope that the anime ends before the manga does
Why would you want that? Do you like bad things?

>> No.12488049

>>12488040

>normalfags and furries

Don't we actively shun those away?

>> No.12488050

>>12488041
it's monster musume not monster
why would you need it to be a perfect adaptation?

>> No.12488051

>>12488041
>adaptation

oh yes, anime adaptations never fuck up

>> No.12488052

>>12488041
That's what I'm thinking. But at the same time, I'm hoping the anime turns out to be even better than what people think the manga currently is.

Though the odds of the anime being that much better are pretty low, I guess.

>> No.12488054

>>12488049
They're already here.

>> No.12488057

>>12488050
>why would you need it to be
Because I don't like deviations.
>>12488051
I never said they don't, I said I don't wand them to.

>> No.12488058

>>12488042
I still hope for xebec is nothing more than health and that flesh sound.

>> No.12488059

>>12488041
nope
for one kurusu's personalty from the manga is guaranteed not to remain.

>> No.12488062

>>12488049
Explain Polt then

>> No.12488064

>>12488048
On the opposite end of the spectrum, I wonder if, like Rosario + Vampire, if the anime ends before the manga does, we can all get back to reading the manga and it'll be better than what we saw from the anime, hopefully with all of the things Oyakado might have learned from while making the anime.

Does that sound at all like I'm making sense?

>> No.12488065

>>12488059
Explain.

>> No.12488066

>>12488062
Port?

>> No.12488067

>>12488041
I like original endings if they're done right. It feels refreshing to watch a slightly different story than I've read in the manga.

>> No.12488068

>>12488064
Not much.

>> No.12488069

>>12488049
Only furries.

>> No.12488071

>>12488067
>nazis and an alternate reality in FMA
>whatever happened in Gantz
Yeah, I'm not a fan of anime original endings.

>> No.12488072

>>12488049
We don't shun normalfags.

>> No.12488073

>>12488062

Polt is a delicate case. On one hand, she's straight up furry, but on the other, she's part of EMG, etc, etc.

I'd describe her as the borderline of /mgg/, sitting right on top of the fence. I don't know whether she should be the only "acceptable" girl of her kind here, of if we should hold back on mentioning her.

>> No.12488074

>>12488072
>>>/out/

>> No.12488077

>>12488066
I'd like to board her starboard.

>> No.12488078

>>12488068
Okay, so think of it like this:

We all saw the anime of R+V, and we all thought, "Wow! That was terrible."
And then when we got back to reading the manga for it, we realized how much better the manga was than the anime.

I'm curious if that's what the end result will be, is all.

>> No.12488079

>>12488072

That's a dangerous assumption, Anon.

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>>12488073
Polt is welcome here, case closed.

>> No.12488083

>>12488071
There were nazis in FMA?
Is that something that just sort of slipped past me?

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>>12488062

Cute is all you need to know.

>> No.12488085

>>12488077
So...fuck her in her sidepussy?
What?

>> No.12488087

>>12488083
You never saw the anime? That part pissed me off to no end.

>> No.12488088

>>12488071
>whatever happened in Gantz
What happened? The manga ending was shit so it couldn't have been much worse.

>> No.12488089

>>12488073
It's her nose, if she had a normal nose this wouldn't even be discussed

>> No.12488091

>>12488065
it's a harem anime
so the male lead has to be as bland and non threatening as possible as to not offend the sensibilities of otaku who will be buying the BDs. so for the anime Kurusu will be adapted as a bland spineless beta harem lead.
and im not just saying this, this does happen with anime adaptation
for example the lead guy in girls bravo in the manga actually had a personality
the guy from kanoko? in the manga is actually not spineless and actually has sex with chizuru.

>> No.12488092

>>12488083
>There were nazis in FMA?
I think he's talking about the movie from the first series.

>> No.12488093

>>12488088
>>12488087
>>12488083
>>12488071
>>12488067

>>>/a/

>> No.12488094

>>12488074
Anon pls

>> No.12488095

>>12488088
Basically it was all a dream that ended with Kishimoto imitating Spike's "Bang" at the train that had killed him.

>> No.12488096

>>12488085
Or inside.

Either way. Wan wan her all over he desk.

>> No.12488098

>>12488093
>muh posting standards
Has it really come to this? Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

>> No.12488101

>>12488084
>covered in fur
>that nose
>extra nipples
Yeah, I'd call that furry as hell. The only way it could be more damning would be if she had an actual muzzle.

>> No.12488105

>>12488091
That's bullshit but I believe it. Let's just hope that Okayado will be involved in the production.

>> No.12488106

>>12488098

It's not about posting standards, they're really discussing manga that isn't related to Monster girls at all.

And they're discussing said unrelated manga out of its appropriate board.

All I'm seeing is doomsaying, random manga discussions and debates on what is furry and what is not.

I'm seeing everything but Monster Girls here.

>> No.12488107

>>12488101

She just has a little bit of extra monster, that's all. That being said, I don't mind furry stuff.

>> No.12488110

>>12488106
Then why don't you discuss Monster Girls instead of bitching? It's like Shitposter-kun came back to hound us.

>> No.12488111

>>12488107
>Don't mind furry shit
Just leave it at the door and you'll be fine.

>> No.12488113

Just remember that it isn't furry if it's drawn by a Japanese guy. Furry is largely bad for the autistic community around it, which is near-nonexistent in Japan.

>> No.12488116

>>12488101
or you know, italian.

>> No.12488117

>>12488113
that one monstergirl convention co organized by setouchi explicitly bans furry

>> No.12488118

>>12488107

>Don't mind furry shit

Out.

>> No.12488119
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>>12488106
Okay then, back on topic, I guess,

What do you anons think of this?
>>12485924

>> No.12488120

>>12488119
Fertility goddesses are the bestest.

>> No.12488121
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12488121

>Monster girls and the military.
My two favourite things together.

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>>12488118

>being this insecure

It's not like I'm gonna post the shit in here or anything. I know where I am.

>> No.12488124

>>12488116
Italians have 4 extra nipples?

>> No.12488125

>>12488105
whether or not he is won't change the fact that those funding the animation expect a financial return on their investment
a return that can only come from bd buying otaku
so he is going to have to compromise somewhere.

>> No.12488126

>>12488121
>Nippon Stronk
So is it good?

>> No.12488128

>>12488126
It's entertaining if you don't think too much about it.

>> No.12488129

>>12488126
It's pretty fun.
Bloodthirsty loli is best.

>> No.12488130

>>12488106
How is EMG anime not related to Monster girls?

>> No.12488137

>>12485924

I'm down. They should even more chill than your average Holstaurus.

I wonder if they'd act extremely girly around you, jumping in joy whenever they're happy. I'd need to have my portable defibrillator pack on me all the time.

>>12488121

Top taste.

>>12488130

I was talking about Gantz and FMA.

>> No.12488144

>>12488137
>Gantz and FMA
They're both kinda MG related. Gantz had them Giant chicks and FMA had Lust.

>> No.12488145

>>12488126
>nippon stronk

If you can swallow that the JSDF are the only competent military in the world and everyone is stupid/incompetent and/or evil and self interested while Japan is primarily focused on the welfare of the people in that world...

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12488149

Just thought about it, but aside from a couple obviously furry parts Hyper Police was technically monstergirl material.

>> No.12488150

>>12488121
This shit would much funnier with the russians. Just imagine.

But maybe a bit short.

>> No.12488151

>>12488145
that's what American movies and shows do in response to their military, so I'm pretty much use to that kind of thing.

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>>12488149
Hyper Police, you say?

>> No.12488158

>>12488149
>hyper police
well thats an anime I've never seen /a/ mention
Hyper police was basically my first expouser to monster girls
specifically the scene where its mating season and that one guy gets trapped in the web of the arachnid girl in heat.
that one scene left me longing for more things like that
it wasn't until like 5 years later that I found it it was a genre type thing when I discovered MGE and okayado's comics.

>> No.12488162

>>12488158
>never seen /a/ mention
It was brought up maybe once in our threads.

>> No.12488163

>>12488162
by me

>> No.12488166
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>>12488156
Indeed.
Sakura best girl.

>>12488158
It is rather old at this point. Or at least old enough that half of /a/ have probly never even heard of it.
It's actually one of the first manga series I bought in its entirety.

>> No.12488169

>>12488163
>>12488158
>>12488166
Picked up.

>> No.12488176

>>12488166
>that page
Picked up again.

>> No.12488178

>>12488169
Manga > Anime
The anime had some fucked up anime original end.

>> No.12488179

>>12488158
>the scene where its mating season and that one guy gets trapped in the web of the arachnid girl in heat
Picked up.

>> No.12488182

>>12488178
>anime original end
And people still try to defend these things?

>> No.12488187

>>12488182
it's like, if you don't like it go read the manga or something

>> No.12488188

>>12488187
But if I want to watch an anime adaptation I can't do it because it's ruined. Why would it be ruined? For what purpose?

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>>12488182
As a purist, I despise anime original ends. If you're going to adapt something then at least follow the source material.
The anime for Hyper Police didn't even show Sakuras kids, which was a disappointment.
And if I remember right, the adaptation ended on a weird note way out of left field in relation to the manga.

>> No.12488194

>>12488178
I never read the manga

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>>12488194
Then I suppose you have some work to do. Hop to it. Not like it's that long. Only 10 volumes.

>> No.12488207

>>12487874
Matango must be an African name because those were some nasty National Geographic titties

>> No.12488214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lth9xa4elk

Welp, that induced toxic levels of nostalgia.

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12488217

>>12487867
Is this cute? I'm trying some new moves and also trying to not look tumblery

>> No.12488219

>>12488202
>TP
Fuck them for not releasing all of Scrapped Princess novels.
They released a LOT of good shit, but no one wants to pick up their stuff which sucks because I got some incomplete series now.

>> No.12488221

>>12488217
With that face you aren't doing a great job.
Otherwise, nice.

>> No.12488223

>>12488217
The jaw and cheeks make her look fat.

>> No.12488226

>>12488217
The face is pretty bad.

>> No.12488238

>>12488217
>>12488223
Make the eyes smaller, too.

>> No.12488239

>>12488217
>not incorporating her signature ridiculously long braided pony tail

It's shit

>> No.12488241

>open Steam
>there's some VN on sale that says you can touch fluffy tail
What the fuck.

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12488242

did you guys meant a loose long hair charon or a charon with short hair?

>> No.12488244

>>12488241
What VN?
>>12488242
Now I'm having Charon's hair cut in my CYOA.

>> No.12488245

>>12488241
which one?

>> No.12488246

>>12488239
>>not incorporating her signature ridiculously long braided pony tail
>braidless charon
Anon, I...

>>12488242
Combine them to form a Bobcut Charon.

>> No.12488248

>>12488244
Don't do it alp!
Fewer haircuts, more hoborape.

>> No.12488249

>>12488242
>tarra hugs
I want

>> No.12488252

>>12488248
>hoborape.
Have them push the braid in through her neck and out her mouth, and then saw at her throat with it.

>> No.12488253

>>12488248
No, hoborape is no longer an option. You voted Charon should feel bad, and what would make her feel worse than a haircut? We are past the point of no return. I have no choice anymore.

>> No.12488254

>>12488248
>more hoborape
No.

>> No.12488257

>>12488244
>>12488245
Sakura Spirit.
Everyone probably knew about it but I somehow have not seen a single thing said about it.

>> No.12488258

>>12488242
You know, Charon looks pretty hot with short hair
Why is short hair so great?

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>>12488242
>>12488217
>short hair

This is an outrage!

>> No.12488263

>>12488253
We'll get to the city one day, Alp.
There will be hobos there.
Her time will come.
And so will I

>> No.12488267

>>12488242
less where's the gentle pirates picture

>> No.12488268

>>12488263
>we'll get to the city
Since when were you under the impression that Alp isn't Miura?

>> No.12488271

>>12488258
The same reasons flat chests are.
It's mannish and you're gay.

>> No.12488273

>>12488242
Hey kitty cat, could you do a Moth-chan leaning over in gym shorts so we get a nice view of her toned rump? Pwease?

>> No.12488274

>>12488242
Man, looks like she got the short end of the stick

>> No.12488278

>>12488274
I will fucking end you Carlos.

>> No.12488294

>>12488259
I would cut Charon-chan's hair as she sleeps and masturbate furiously with it until it was completely saturated with cum. I'd then mail it back to her in a box.

>> No.12488298

>>12488294
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels Charon needs to be bullied.

>> No.12488303

>>12488242
How about a Mantis Shrimp MG?

>> No.12488305

>>12488303
Mantis Shrimp AND Pistol Shrimp. They need to be together.

>> No.12488313

>>12488294
>>12488298
You are bad people.

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>>12488303
IT is about time someone does that!
AND a trapdoor spider

>> No.12488318

>>12488313
Maybe so, but at least I'm still giving you a chance for a Charon Ending.

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>>12488242
>>12488303
>>12488305

Come on, .less.

>> No.12488329

>>12487726
/jp/, /m/, /tg/ on occasion.
I used to go to /a/ but /a/ is shit these days.

>> No.12488331
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12488331

A love story between a human male and a monster girl.

The guy is blind or mute.[

>> No.12488340

>>12488257
Do you think it's a reference to MGQ?the ken ashcorp song about MGQ? Or just a coincidence?

>> No.12488343

>>12488331
That sound equally sad and depressing
A love story with a human male and a blind MG

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>>12488331
>>12488343
Hello there.

>> No.12488347

>>12488343
>That sound equally sad and depressing
Where you see that I can see healing.

>> No.12488349

>>12488343
>blind centaur
>has to choose between hand holding or bridle

>> No.12488350

>>12488347
But she can't see anything at all!

>> No.12488371

>>12488340
It's just a coincidence
You guys read too much into things

>> No.12488374

>>12488350
Well I prefer the other way around anyways. A monster girl taking care of a blind guy sounds better.

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>>12488374
Either way, Shizanthus is what you're looking for.

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>>12488378
>Schizanthus will NEVER be continued.

>> No.12488387

Lich Encounter update when?

>> No.12488393

>>12488386
>NEVER
His smile and optimism: gone.

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[cackling intensifies]

>> No.12488401

>>12488331
Before I got into monstergirls, I had an idea to write a story about a blind guy falling for a girl who was physically beautiful, but without using any visual telling to explain that whatsoever.

It was an interesting idea, and I liked the thought of writing a story that could only imply actions through touch and sound. That, and using scent (with an occasional foray into taste) to make the girl in question appeal to the readers physically.

>> No.12488409

>>12488401
That's pretty cool, anon.

>> No.12488415

>>12488331

I'd read it.

At some point the guy tells her some girl of the same race as her made him blind in a terrible misunderstanding a long time ago, but he still gave her a chance regardless of her kind.

>> No.12488419

>>12488415
How about the MG doesn't tell him that she is actually a MG?

>> No.12488421

>>12488409
I guess so. It was an idea I had almost a year ago, and watching Scent of a Woman factored into its inception, too. I doubt that I'll do anything with it for a while, if I do even write it, but I'd love to see some other people have a go at it.

>> No.12488422

>>12488419
and the blind guy is a veteran paladin from vietnam

>> No.12488426

>>12488415
It was she who made him blind.

>> No.12488435

>>12488421
other people will fuck your vision up. You need to take action and claim this as yours.

>> No.12488453

>>12488435
Seconded.

>> No.12488460

>>12488435
>>12488453

I like my idea, but I'm not >>12488331. Other people can think about it as well. And I can't exactly put an embargo on an idea I might not even write about.

It seems that in these threads, there's an unspoken courtesy where iterations of stories don't exist much. In an anon writes about a certain specific idea, then that's their thing. Nobody else writes about that certain specific thing as their story gimmick.
It's not a rule, or a restriction. It just seems to be the way things are.
I wouldn't mind if people wrote more things about a prankster wizard, and wrote about that idea to fulfil it's potential even more than I tried to do. Likewise, I'd hope that nobody minded if I was the second to write a story about a blind main character, and put my own spin on things.

There is one scene I'd like to see, though, in regards to >>12488419
It's the MC and the monstergirl sitting together. I imagine her as a lizardgirl, but that's not important. The point is, they've already been dating a while, and every time he asks to touch her hand or "see" her face, she declines. So they're sitting together. Somewhere quiet, private. Maybe a park bench. And finally, she asks him not to freak out, before taking his hand. He can feel the scales, and doesn't say a word as she brings his hand to her face, framed by those scales.
I imagine there being some significant reason for her own shame at being a monstergirl and deceiving him, but I really just like to think about it.

>> No.12488464

>>12487768
'Cause she's a fucking psycho.
The fish is alive yet.

>> No.12488465

>>12488460
But the whole thing about you telling the story through the other senses is much more engaging than simply " The MC is blind" and I feel you should have a go at this story. We rely so much on sight, that I can't really imagine a story told any other way. I think you can make it work.

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>>12488303
>>12488305

Mantis Shrimp

>> No.12488476

>>12488426

>He gets shocked for hearing the truth, then falls silent
>Monster girl starts sobbing silently, telling him she never meant to hurt him, and that she'd understand if he left her
>Silence ensues for a few minutes
>Taking the lack of answer as the worst outcome of their relationship, she gets up and prepares to leave the bedroom
>A hand gently grabs her arm, preventing her from moving
>Another hands reaches around her other arm, and she finds herself in a tight hug
>He tells her that what is done is done, and that they should both leave the past behind and try to work things out for a good future

>> No.12488480

>>12488472
But mantis shrimps are predators?

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>>12488476

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>>12488123
I want to bully Ridley-chan!

>> No.12488494

>>12488465
I just wander wherever or not I could do the concept justice. Like you say, it's hard to imagine telling a story without using sight unless blindness has played a significant part in life. Or maybe that's not true. I'm sure other writers have done it before (it's something I'll research later, anyway).
But empathising seems a bit harder, obviously. While you can't forget that they're still human, I'd guess that there's some fundamental differences in thinking between a person who's spent their whole life blind, and anyone else.
I wouldn't want to paint the MC as someone who is defined by their blindness, but I still want to use blindness as the platform to deliver a uniquely told story.

Well, whatever. I feel slightly more inspired to try something out with it. Maybe I'll have a go at it in the closer future.

>> No.12488497

>>12488476

And then a paladin beats them both senseless for not getting replacement eyes at the hospital right?

God bless the advances of the last decade in surgery.

>> No.12488506

>>12488494
>wander

Whoops. That should be "wonder".

>> No.12488507

>>12488494
You don't have to focus on the blindness, necessarily give him some character traits and blindness will only be a part of him. Maybe describe the MC going through his day, guided by his other senses. Maybe he gardens because he likes the smell of the flowers, I don't know. I imagine him as being able to telp the difference between normal women and MGs simply because they smell different from each other.

>> No.12488512

>>12488387

It might be a few days yet. I was concentrating on the Paladin story recently as a bit of a break.

>> No.12488517

>>12488507

The key to blindness is routine. You have to know every step, every corner, every lamppost and table corner. You carry a great big map in your head. Breaking that routine, alone, without a guide is terrifying on the basest instinctual level.

With a guide, it's wonderful and liberating, but only with someone you trust.

>> No.12488525

>>12488517
You look like you know about this sort of thing.

>> No.12488540

>>12488525

Had a family member who was blind when I was growing up.

Here's always a good test to get in the zone though. Try holding your eyes closed and walk around a familiar place like your home, something you know intimately like the back of your hand. You'll find your spacial awareness is not nearly as keen as a blind person's. Four steps and you're already at the door? You could have sworn it was at least five. Why did you wang your leg on that table? You don't remember turning left.

It's like steering a ship without a compass. But a person's mind is still just as sharp, eyes or no eyes, and you make do with what you have left. You take back some of that surety and control. That's what makes it so terrifying when all your reference is stripped away in someplace new and you're all alone. People fucking with things in your home is almost as bad.

Imagine waking up in the morning, you go to the cupboard like usual, reach for the usual place your coffee mug is...and it's gone. It's a thousand times harder to find it without a functioning set of gooball Mk 1's in your head.

>> No.12488544

>>12488540
I'll admit that I've tried walking around my house "blind" a few times before. It usually went slowly but smoothly until anything to do with picking up objects was involved.
Thanks for the insight, though.

>> No.12488545
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12488545

How many legs does your waifu have?

>> No.12488547
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>>12488545

Just what ARE legs, anyways?

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>>12488545
Zero.

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>>12488547
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

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>>12488545
Two long and loving and leg locking legs for loving.

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>>12488545
Just two.
>>12488547
>>12488548
Anyone have that Apophis/Shirohebi Caduceus picture? I think there are some people who haven't seen that glorious thing yet.

>> No.12488556

>>12488552

I like Loen's more

http://imgur.com/a/QuPmf#5

>> No.12488559

>>12488544

The things to keep in mind is everything is systematic and deliberate. Everything has its place, with a healthy dash of a teenager's "don't touch my stuff!" turned up to eleven.

A lonely blind man takes in a kikimora for the night who was freezing in the street. She cleans his flat as a thank you and rearranges things, not knowing what she's done. She then has to stay with him until he learns everything again. It turns into a close friendship, maybe more, and together they go out and experience things neither of them ever have before.

>> No.12488566

>>12488556
That's the one I was talking about.

>> No.12488569

>>12488545
How many pussies does a waifu with 4 legs have?

>> No.12488572
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12488572

Would eating a monster girl count as cannibalism?

>> No.12488573

>>12488569
Hopefully one.

>> No.12488575

>>12488572
Yes.
You oughta be ashamed of yourself, anon.

>> No.12488576

>>12488569
http://i.imgur.com/9SrCVVs.png?1

>> No.12488584

>>12488576
Imagine the upkeep.

>> No.12488587

>>12488573
Why would you want only one, wouldn't you want to pleasure her more then once.

>> No.12488590

>>12488587
I'm pretty sure I can please her just as much if she had one. Even more so without having to have six others to attend to at the same time.

Also, see>>12488584.

>> No.12488597

>>12488552
this one?
http://i.imgur.com/CJ3B1mo.jpg

>>12488566
well here's the other one then

>> No.12488648

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion
>during a mating bout, which could last several days, the couple copulates twenty to forty times a day, often forgoing eating.
Reminder to prepare yourself for a broken pelvis several times a year if you have a big cat monster girl wife.

>> No.12488649

>>12488648
what would happen if I gave her catnip?

>> No.12488651

>>12488649
Your pelvis would be nothing but dust, you would never be capable of walking again, and you would have the cutest sex ever

>> No.12488652

>>12488649
Would immediately go into heat and not stop until she's pregnant.

>> No.12488655

>>12488652
I thought catnip just made them trip balls

>> No.12488657

Inverted titties > Regular titties

Who's with me?

>> No.12488660

>>12488657
I like them all.

>> No.12488662

>>12488657
I have to agree that they do look hotter.
But can you still get milk out of them as easily?

>> No.12488663

>>12488657
>Inverted titties
what do you mean?

>> No.12488667

>>12488663
I think he meant inverted nipples.

>> No.12488668

>>12488663
Inverted nipples.

>> No.12488669

>>12488655
Trip your balls that is.

>> No.12488670

>>12488655

Catnip has varied effects, but the most common one is putting them into a tripped out sexual craze for about half an hour. And it doesn't have any effect on about 1/3 of cats at all.

The guy pushing the lion stuff isn't taking into account other big cats either or monogamous big cats. His best argument would be for the Sphinx really.

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>>12488657
Suu is pretty great.

>> No.12488671

>>12488657
I like both.

>> No.12488673

>>12488668
>>12488667
After looking them up i have realized that there are some human features that should be kept secret from the world and that im better off not knowing about

>> No.12488678

>>12488668
>>12488669
After looking them up i have realized that there are some features that humans may have that i am better off not knowing about and that i should do my best to remain ignorant on similar matters

>> No.12488680

>>12488657

Inverted nipples are really just more like extra puffy nipples. Stupid nickname. Having played with both in 3D, I prefer regular.

>> No.12488683

>>12488678
sorry about the second post it was not showing the other one

>> No.12488685

>>12488678
You probably looked it up on google images instead of gelbooru or something.

And therein lies your problem.

>> No.12488695

>>12488331
This has already been done.
Well, the MC wasn't blind, but he was snowblinded for, like, weeks, while a cyclops and some other girl sexually nursed him back to health.
It actually managed to be quite hot despite not being able to use any visual descriptions.

But I can't for the life of me remember what it was called or who it was by.

>> No.12488699

>>12487840
Source or is this just a cover?

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>>12488545
None, I guess

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12488706

I mentioned this before in the last thread, but I've started writing a prequel for the 1001 Nights story I did and most likely won't finish until this is done too.

What's posted so far is only a prologue to what I'm hoping to make into a full story involving a young Pharaoh and Apophis becoming the best of friends.

http://pastebin.com/tiJwu7q6

And now, back to momdom.

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>>12488706
>back to momdom

>> No.12488719
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>> No.12488722

Ara ara~

>> No.12488724

>>12488331
I will be writing a book on this subject one day, once I'm out of college.

>> No.12488725

>>12488719
>>12488722
>2 minutes between both posts.
You tried.

>> No.12488728

>>12488725

>1m 39s

ARE YOU SURE?

>> No.12488730

>>12488728
Actually, it's 59s.
Not him, but just saying.

>> No.12488732
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How does /mgg/ like its vampires?

>> No.12488735

>>12488732
Red-haired, busty, and occasionally bleeding out of the nose.

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>>12488575
Even some delicious harpy eggs?

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>>12488732
Black haired, red eyes, curvy, ara ara, a bit sadistic and strongly dere.

>> No.12488747

>>12488732
dead

>> No.12488750

>>12488732
Female.

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>>12488732
I've slready said it.
Cute and stupid

>> No.12488752

>>12488732
Tsundere.
Tsun with crazy eyes driven mad by bloodthirst.
And dere after draining you half to death, when they cradle you in their lap, tenderly mopping your brow and crying about how they're so sorry their hunger got the better of them.

>> No.12488758
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12488758

Would your MG waifu compete in MGX (or Takeshi's Castle for you non Americans)? Would she succeed or be a clumsy mess?

>> No.12488760

>>12488758
>MGX
I meant MXC, but it works for situation.

>> No.12488763

>>12488732
Silver or Black hair, red eyes, deredere, cuddlebug, tender loving femdom.

>> No.12488767

>>12488758
No. It's too much lame.

>> No.12488768

>>12488763
>cuddlebug
as in a literal half insect that likes cuddling?

>> No.12488772

>>12488768
Nope, as in she loves cuddling to an insane degree.

>> No.12488774

>>12488772
>>12488763
Well that doesn't sound that bad
How insane are we talking here?

>> No.12488775

>>12488752

>Violent tsundere

>> No.12488776

I wish for a cuttlefish girl that likes to cuddle
that way I can call her my cuddlefish

>> No.12488780

>>12488775
inu baka

>> No.12488781

>>12488776
If you want a girl just for the puns, maybe you need Charon

>> No.12488789

>>12488774
As in "Kidnaps you from your village, pins you down in her coffin, and then spends the whole night cuddling you and nuzzling your face with hers instead of violating you" insane.
Her sisters think she's weird.
She just saw how miserable you were and wanted to make you feel better.
Shit, did I just create a waifu?

>> No.12488792

>>12487096
>>12487125
>>12487149
>>12487189
>>12487194
>>12487198
>>12487200
>>12487203
>>12487228
>>12487257
Succubi or cowgirl?

>> No.12488793

>>12488789
I don't know, but I like it
Though coffins are pretty cramped

>> No.12488795

Would you engage in aural sex with a Kitsune?

http://i.imgur.com/N2vQwG5.png

>> No.12488799

>>12488792
>no tail
>no cow print
She's just a titty monster

>> No.12488800

>>12488792
I don't want to tell anyone how to waifu, but are tiny horns and odd ears monstrous enough for this thread? (No, "big boobs" do not count as an inhuman feature)

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>>12488795
That picture makes it look unappealing.

>> No.12488802

>>12488789

>You'll never have a day so shitty you'll stop caring about anything altogether
>You'll never get the attention of a cuddlinsane monster girl
>She'll never do all she can to cheer you up, but with no avail
>She'll never drag you around all day like a ragdoll, trying to get you interested in doing something with her
>She'll never start visiting you often as to see how your mood is
>She'll never not leave you alone for the rest of the day once she gets the slightest hint that you're in a bad mood

>> No.12488803

>>12488795
>That dick
Disgusting. less being an attention whore as always.

>> No.12488808

>>12488801
The ear could be bigger, I agree, but it's fun to leave no part of a kitsune unsullied.

>> No.12488811

>>12488803
There are other things wrong with that picture aside from ear size.

>> No.12488814

>>12488811
Meant to reply to:
>>12488808

>> No.12488822

>>12488811
Like what?

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>>12488793
She's a vampire, her coffin is probably built for comfort. Also she's a monstergirl, her coffin probably isn't built with just one person in mind.
>>12488802
Despair consumes me.

>> No.12488836

>>12488822

Spiny catdick for one. Can't believe .less did this. But I should have expected it with Bob going on about the fluffypocalypse this last week. Total waste of time.

>> No.12488838

>>12488800
>are tiny horns and odd ears monstrous enough for this thread?

It's like you haven't been around for the fluffy threads.

>> No.12488843

>>12488732
Strong, black hair, silver or red eyes, pale skin, kuudere, big delicious fangs, occasionally covered in blood and classy as fuck.

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>> No.12488849
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>>12488846
Jersey Devil when?

>> No.12488851

So, with Halloween and the second Blood Moon coming up (8th of october), are any of you writefags/drawfags going to work on something for the occasion?

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>>12488836
>quit liking what I don't like

>> No.12488854

>>12488851

I'd do something involving Dia De Los Muerte, but nobody reads whatever drivel I actually write anyway.

>> No.12488860

>>12488849
Skinwalker?

>> No.12488862

>>12488849
>guido devil

no thank you

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>> No.12488864

>>12488854
>Dia De Los Muerte
Día de los Muertos.

>> No.12488866

>>12488836

Don't forget the fact that earfucking as a concept is completely stupid.

>Has guard hairs for a reason to keep mites and other dangerous things out of it
>I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THAT

>> No.12488867

>>12488853
Fuck off Bob.

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>>12488862
>implying

>> No.12488875

>>12488795
Holy shit that Kitsune is Thick

less should draw more thick girls

>> No.12488877

>>12488853
If you're ok with the cat dick and the dick in the ear go fuck yourself.

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>>12488795

>Arrive home from work
>see your waifu doing this

Wat do?

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>>12488863

there's something decidedly lacking in this picture

>> No.12488881

>>12488854
Why are writefags so self depreciating? If you like it, do it. At least one person is bound to like your work. Hell, there's people here who like ntr

>> No.12488884

>>12488854
wat do you write?

>> No.12488886

>>12488863
>Grabs shotgun
Here poochie

>> No.12488887

>>12488878
Join in.

>> No.12488888

>>12488880
So...
thick or long?

>> No.12488889

>>12488880
She looks like she Downs Syndrome.

>> No.12488891

>>12488889

Don't under estimate her, she's dangerous.

>> No.12488892
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12488892

I love the dead, do you love the dead to?

>> No.12488893

>>12488881

Because it's such sweet suffering to write.

Knowing that our waifus will never be real.

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>>12488892
too*
Fuck, I'm too tired to go to bed.

>> No.12488897

>>12488888

like a pringles can

>> No.12488901

>>12488896
Too tired for bed? Time for energy drinks. Maybe beer. Either will work.

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>>12488888
Long thick dong full of delicious kittycream to frost your buns.

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>>12488897

>> No.12488910

So which monster girl would be the most fun to strike and physically abuse on a daily basis?

>> No.12488911

>>12488905
>le kittycreamcatbatter

>> No.12488912

>>12488910
Look in the mirror to find your perfect monster.

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>>12488905
________________NO

>> No.12488916

>>12488912
Deep

>> No.12488917
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Reminder to molest Draco

>> No.12488919

>>12488905
not only is it a shit tier fetish but it comes along with painful barbs that would tear apart your asshole, why does anybody like this

>> No.12488920

>>12488919
Stop giving them attention and just ignore and report.

>> No.12488922 [DELETED] 

>>12488919
It's not a full-fledged catdick. Instead of painful barbs it's pleasurable bumps.

>> No.12488923

>>12488906
Those are tiny pringles.

>> No.12488926

>>12488862
South Jersey is different from North Jersey

>> No.12488927 [DELETED] 

>>12488910
Kesaran Pasaran, time to destroy that smile. Alternatively, I'd like to tie down a gazer and poke each individual eye, putting her in a really dusty room and watching as her eyes get redder and redder and the veins are irritated and swollen, keeping a bottle of eyesdrops just outside her reach.

>> No.12488928

>>12488917
>molest
>not rape

One job anon.

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>>12488910
Orc
They fucking love it.

>> No.12488933

>>12487577
I think you mean Port

>> No.12488934

>>12488927
>Kesaran Pasaran, time to destroy that smile.
They're basically anthropomorphised cocaine.
How can such a smile even be destroyed??

>> No.12488938

>>12488934
>Kesaran Pasaran
>Anthromorphised Cocaine

Dude, they give hallucinations, they don't make you hyper as fuck. They're more like shrooms or LSD than anything else.

>> No.12488942

>>12488934
Not even cocaine can take away the pain of heartbreak anon. [/spoiler]I've tried[/spoiler]

>> No.12488944

>>12488931
>not very strong
bullshit
or is this KC power level scales?

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>>12488853
>You will never order Kitsune Udon and find an incredibly lewd and smug looking fox in it.

>> No.12488947

>>12488912
>Anon tries to act big and tough
>Wants to be abused and bullied deep down
Sounds like he needs a strong monster girl to help him vent out those fantasies

>> No.12488951

>>12488944
Yeah, I presume it means "On the sliding scale of monsters, who range from Japanese water gods to blackholes of rape, they're not very strong".
But put 'em next to a human and *BOSH*. For fuck's sake, just look at that hammer, that's all the proof you need.

>> No.12488954

>>12488942
Now I'm embarrassed, I need sleep.

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>>12488945
>Ara ara~ A cute guy wants to eat me?
>Maybe I'll eat you instead ♥

>> No.12488957

>>12488851

Halloween is my birthday. And with moving away from where most of my friends live, I'm probably going to drink heavily. I suppose that makes it a good time to ask me to write some kind of smut.

>> No.12488959

>>12488956
The joke was still stupid.

>> No.12488960

>>12488945
Are these mini or full size? What are you supposed to do with them once you're done eating, and why would anyone want someone to take a bath in their food?

>> No.12488964

>>12488945
>>12488853
I want to bully her with my chopsticks

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>>12488960
Are you saying you would not want a tiny Kitsune for fluff jobs on the go?

>> No.12488973

>>12488965
Kitsune hair, on your food?
Awful.

>> No.12488974

>>12488965
>that face
ugh

And are you ready to gain a houseguest and take care of her and feed her for said fluffjobs?

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>>12488974
What's wrong with her face?

>> No.12488979

Why is almost every fictional element with monsters and monstergirls either medieval fantasy or modern day? There's never seem to be a middle ground, albeit that seems to be a problem with most fiction.

>> No.12488980

>>12488974
She's tiny. How much could her possibly eat?

>> No.12488982

>>12488979
Are you suggesting a Les Miserables with monster girls in it?

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>>12488979

>> No.12488985
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who has a yandere fetish?

>> No.12488989

>>12488978
Fat girl face
>but HEALTH anon!
Fat. Girl. FACE.

>>12488980

Where will she sleep? What if you accidentally crush her? Will you take her with you to work or leave her alone all day? Do you know what she can and can't eat? Details anon.

>> No.12488990

>>12488985
only slightly yan, not much...

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>>12488985
I do.

>> No.12488996

>>12488979
WW2 era monstergirls fighting nazis?
Fancy victorian monstergirls wearing petticoats?

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>>12488985
Present.

>> No.12489001

>>12488990
>>12488994
>>12488998
I hope you all like getting murdered by your "waifu"

>> No.12489002

>>12488985
Present

>> No.12489003

>>12489001
That's yangire, retard.

>> No.12489004

>>12489001
i will

>> No.12489008

>>12488985
Me.

>>12489001
Good yanderes never hurt their loved ones

>> No.12489010

>>12489001
Only the uninitiated and beta faggots get killed by their yandere.

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>>12489002
>>12489003
>>12489004
>>12489008
>>12489010
Obviously.
pic related
she is your waifu

>> No.12489016

>>12489013
3DPD =/= 2D
Also, what were you doing on some clickbait site?

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>>12488989
>fat girl face

looks fine to me. I think she's pretty cute

>> No.12489020

>You will never save two Siberian Jinkos in Las Vegas from their magician captures while Vacation by the Go Gos plays
Why bother living?

>> No.12489021

>>12489016
>crackd
>clickbait
I can kinda see that

>> No.12489025

>>12489013
That's plain insanity, and poor impulse control, not love. If she truly was yandere she would have gone after her first husband, she didn't care who she hurt, and apparently she didn't nee a reason to.

>> No.12489026

>>12488931

Goddamn every time I see a P'Orc I just want to take big handfuls of that porcine ass, throw her onto the floor and thunderclap my pelvis into that hot and wet meatjar of hers.

All while calling her a "fat sow", or "slut pig" while she revels in the rape she's receiving and clenches down with every thrust until she milks my one eyed monster for all its worth in an attempt to bear my children.

>> No.12489030

>>12489018
I can hear her going "Ohohoho" like she has a hot dog stuck in her throat.

>> No.12489032

>>12489026
Will you feed her bacon while you do it?

>> No.12489033

>>12489020
I don't know what's worse, that I remember what you're referencing or that fact that you applied Monster Girls to it

>> No.12489034

>>12489020

>You'll never burn all your money in a successful escape, getting them new clothes and identities, and feeding them
>They'll never swear unconditional loyalty to you and decide to stay by your side even after you've told them to just go live their new free lives
>They'll never follow you everywhere, acting like your bodyguards
>They'll never shoot murderous glances at any woman you talk to
>They'll never sometimes fight for your attention, subtly pulling you by each of your arms
>They'll never get the jump on you one night with a surprise threesome

>> No.12489051

>>12489010

>Only the uninitiated and beta faggots get killed by their yandere.
>betas

Aren't betas weak willed? Wouldn't they just listen and do whatever the yandere said?

>> No.12489053

>>12489032

Anon you just don't get it.

I'd grip those plump ass cheeks of hers while pumping from underneath on every step as we teeter-tottered out into the mid-afternoon sun.

The other potential sows looking up and immediately schlicking as they notice our destination, the mud pits.

I would quite literally shove her face into the muck and mud as that brown earthy mess covered our bodies and the sounds of my shaft thrusting in and out of her sopping wet cunt echoed across the yard, her sisters joining in by allowing me to suckle at their breasts or finger their quickly moistening cunts.

Then i'd feed the waifu some bacon as she and the others get even more turned on by being belittled and take another P'Orc, throw her onto her back and then dock the waifu P'Orc on top.

Hotdogging between those heavenly puffy vulvas and sproinking their tails as she and the other shared a sort of pocky kiss with bacon.

Call me a hedonist, call me a faggot. But goddamn do I love some P'Orc pussy.

>> No.12489054

>>12489033
>Drews voice actor played The Fear in MGS3.

>> No.12489055
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>>12489034

>> No.12489057

>>12489016
so all that shit would be ok if she were a cute 2s girl then

>> No.12489063

>>12489057
*2D girl

>> No.12489064

>>12489053
Anon, you're giving me the need for P'Orc pussy

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>>12489030
Anon, please. She's a cutie.

>> No.12489069

>>12487018
>monster MILFs don't rank above Ms. Smith
ISHYGDDT

>> No.12489072

>>12489066
God I love me some spats

>> No.12489076

>>12489057
You're just retarded.

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>>12489072

>> No.12489092

>>12489064

That's why P'Orcs are great. You beat them and they become completely subservient to your whims.

Long day at work? Tired and stressed? Have your slutty meat pig of a wife just schlick until you come home on a daily routine, the air thick with the smell of her girlcum and beastly hormones run rampant.

She'd love every thrust of your dick and gyration of your hips as you tell her to get on her side because that ass is too fat, though you love her anyway with all that slut-meat on her sides and breasts since she's your ideal little sow.

Hell, you could even nibble on her porky little ears or sproink the tail for additional stimulus, and even though she could easily constrict your dick like a hand gripping a Pixie Sitck she never harms her Boss. She just accepts the hot rod being slammed into that jam-packed meatjar of her vagina as you slap her buttocks until she's all red and clenching every time you do it.

She'd moan that she loves it when the Boss is forceful, and even go so far as to lick your dick clean after you deposit enough seed in her to make any human woman pregnant.

Then, after she finally births some daughterus for you, you can just rape her right then and there as your little P'Orc babies are latched to each of her engorged breasts, swinging as her body moves in rhythm to you.

She is your slutty meatjar of a woman, and you love her. P'Orc is love, P'Orc is the almighty all-pussy for maledom.

>> No.12489094

>>12489013
>her file literally bears the words "NEVER TO BE RELEASED," like a fucking supervillain in a subterranean vault.
I fucking love cracked.

>> No.12489102

>>12489092
God I want me some P'Orc now

>> No.12489103

>>12489064
I'm just waiting for a Green Orc that isn't the waitress one that looks good

>> No.12489105
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12489105

>>12489092
I know who you are.

>> No.12489119

>>12489102

Then go out and get you a P'Orc son.

Just slap her tits or grab the flub on her abdomen and she'll fall prey to your advances by spreading those legs of hers and letting you fuck her into insanity, enough so that you can just feed her more bacon and eggs than any should be in order to fatten those thighs up even more.

Their elasticity would be amazing, and you could even oil her up and have her roll those hips with your dick near that fuckhole of hers in a sort of hotdoggy fashion, giggling stupidly how master likes plump girls.

>>12489105

He is me but I am not Him.

>> No.12489121

>>12489092
>sproink the tail

L-lewd

>> No.12489122

>>12489119
You are Him and He, they are You.

Oh, and can masochists be yandere?

>> No.12489130
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12489130

how big is too big?

>> No.12489131

>>12489121
Does one also sproink doe cunt?

>> No.12489132

>>12489130
Fuck off with this shit.

>> No.12489136

>>12489066
Hey man, you don't have to try to convince me. I'm sure she's a fine gal, but she doesn't appeal to me.

>>12489051
Yanderes will become whatever their target wants them to be, most of the time this is a quiet, devoted girl, who'll love them, so they act meek so as not to scare/disturb them, that comes later if you fuck up. So long as you provide the love and attention she craves, a yandere will be happy to do whatever you tell her to do.

>> No.12489140

>>12489122

Depends on who you think I am

But yes, to answer your question. They can be.

It'd go something like this, really.

>See another, younger P'Orc, she's not nearly as lewdly meaty as your wife, and you can imagine fattening her up with a cute little collar of her own
>You never see your waifu watching
>Come home, the sounds of paddling echoing in the hall
>Waifu is slapping the Younger P'Orc with a wooden paddle that has drilled holes in it, calling her a shitty substitute, that she'll never please Boss
>She sees you, and the next thing you know it turns into a chocolate syrup orgy with you fucking your waifu and paddling the younger P'Orc while you jettison seed into her so many times that she associates the sound of a paddlin' with orgasm, so that every time you so much as make a slap on your palm with it, she goes into a rut and orgasms

... It's been a long day, man.

>> No.12489146

>>12489130
I'd go with the mountain troll

>> No.12489154
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>>12489092
Your words. Your words...

>> No.12489155

>>12489146
She does have very pretty hair.

>> No.12489156

>>12489140
niiice

>> No.12489192

>>12489156

It'd be great too.

Have your wife look over the Sow-In-Training like a proud mother watching over the runt, making her just as sluttily plump as her senior.

Then you can just whip out the paddle and watch that elastic ass jiggle with delight, rivulets of her lubricant sliding down her inner thigh as just putting your dick near that lewd hole of hers has the fleshly folds engorge themselves on you.

She'd be filling out quickly, too. But still nowhere near as preferentially delightful as the wife, her own immaturity making taming the P'Orc harder than with your beloved. It wouldn't take long for you to come inside of her, and she'd be all giddy when you decide to up the ante on her training, tying those legs together and keeping them spread apart with an iron rod, squelching your face into her womanhood and relentlessly attacking as your wife has her suckle the teat, taking in delicious milky nectar.

>> No.12489203

>>12489192
God damn it anon all this P'Orc talk is giving you complete control of my boner

>> No.12489217
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>>12489136
What's not appealing?

>> No.12489222

>>12489217
fucking everything

>> No.12489229

>>12489203

My favorite thought in this whole process is the following.

After subjecting the sow-in-training to massive amounts of masochism and indoctrinating her, you and your wife give her a "graduation" gift.

Lead her into a darkened room of the home/apartment and immediately spank her ass with the paddle, sending her into orgasm.

Rather than fuck her on the spot you make her beg for it, have her tell you she wants you to fill that puffy vulva'd hole of hers with everything that Master is. To give her your piglets.

But instead she gets yanked by the leash, your wife's leering at her to establish the pecking order even further. Wife commands her to lick, pleasuring herself on the tonguework of the younger sow as you gently paddle her. She jiggles her ass in frantic frustration as you never strike her hard enough to redden the skin, giving her soft love taps.

Your erection that this point watching those puffy lips in front of your eyes just drip clear honey almost explodes out of your pants, but rather than fuck the young one, you take your wife and lay her on her back.

She can't even resist as you effortlessly plunge into her fuckhole and squeals in delight every time you call her her favorite pet names like "Slut-demon pig", "filthy sow", or "whore pig".

Her orgasm is almost earth shattering after your relentless thrusts and the suckling of the younger sow on her nipples leaves her a quivering mess, seed thick like jelly dripping lewdly out of her pussy.

Then, before you can rest, you see the other sow using the handle of the paddle, wrapped in leather completely, as a sort of dildo.

>You will never fuck the brains out of two of your prized sows, only for them to give you several litters of future big berthas in order to fuck and ascend into Godhood, Lord of the Pudge, The All-Porker.

>> No.12489233
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12489233

You've remembered to pay back that Gyoubu Danuki loan shark right?

If you didn't she's going to send 'Miss Scythe' the Mantis to collect from you.

>> No.12489240

>>12489233
>associating with a jew
anyone who takes a loan from her deserves to die.

>> No.12489244

>>12489240
She's just a midget raccoon though, 'what could she possibly do?' you thought.

>> No.12489255

>>12489233
It's not too bad. If you can't make the payments, then you just have to star in a few of her "independent" films to pay it back.

>> No.12489258

>>12489255
>"independent" films

You mean those artsy ones where you have to act in the nude? That is why I have to take off my clothes right?

>> No.12489263

>>12489258
Yes, now pour sake all over your body...

>> No.12489265

>>12489258

Yes, and those big burly monstergirls are just there to help your acting. To give you something to react to, that sort of thing.

>> No.12489267

>>12488217
She has one fatass neck
also, go reference actual pictures of subject, repeat face until you get 90% of it

>> No.12489269

>>12489258
Yeah. Don't mind the monstergirls, just smile to the camera

>> No.12489272

>>12488217
I'm going to be brutally honest. That face and that hair look shit.

>> No.12489273

>>12489263
>>12489265
>>12489269
Is this film about wrestling? This headlock is a little uncomfortable.

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12489274

>>12489222
Do you just not like fluffy?

>> No.12489278

>>12488217
no
not cute
its terrible

>> No.12489279

>>12489273
It involves you getting oiled up in Sake and wrasslin' with Oni Girls.

>> No.12489283

>>12489273
It's about the history of classic Gredo-Roman wrestling. You're all naked and oiled up because it's historically correct.

>> No.12489285

>>12489279
Poor anon doesn't know what he's in for.

Well it's better than getting sold off in servitude to a dark elf, right?

>> No.12489289

>>12489285
Definitely, Dark Elves don't play nice in their BDSM dungeons.

>> No.12489295

>>12489279
>>12489283
Oh I get it. That's why they're making grabs at my crotch, because it is an ancient wrestling practice.

>> No.12489300

>>12489289
>Dark Elf who doesn't have much of a sadistic side
>Her whole family thinks she's a freak because all she wants is to be a wife and mother

>> No.12489301

>>12489289
How harsh are they?

>> No.12489306

>>12489301
Tickle torture.

>> No.12489307

>>12489301
Well for starters you wouldn't be allowed to talk back, pathetic Human.

Hope you like gimp suits too.

>> No.12489308

>>12489301
I hope you like having scars

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>>12489306
>>12489307

>> No.12489310

>>12489300
>submissive dark elf is the family shame they don't like to talk about

>> No.12489315

>>12489309
Best Seitokai.

I want to smell her hair.

>> No.12489316

http://pastebin.com/punePQkB

A fitting end

>> No.12489320

>>12489307
>gimp suits

creepy

Isn't it more satisfying for her to have raw flesh to smack around?

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>>12489316
Don't post it in the thread yet. I - I haven't proofread it!

>> No.12489331

>>12489289
People always talk about what it would be like to have mgs as the rulers of society. But just imagine if a dark elf were put in any place of power. Imagine what it would be like to be a male citizen in such a society.

>> No.12489336

>>12489258
>>12489263
>>12489265
>>12489269
>>12489279
>>12489283
>>12489285
>>12489289
>>12489295
>>12489306
>>12489307
This makes me more hot and bothered than I think it should. Course it could be Im just hopelessly lewd

>> No.12489340

>>12489336
It's the dark underworld of MG society.

>> No.12489343

>>12489336
Don't be bothered anon. Just spread your legs and these nice oni ladies will take care of everything.

>> No.12489344

>>12489336

That's just you realizing you want to be treated like the filthy slut that you are.

>> No.12489346

>>12489344
I-I'm not a slut!

>> No.12489347

>>12489344
>>12489343
A-anon, you're making me feel weird.

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12489353

>>12489316
Now that I've given it a quick proofread. I wrote this by request of a certain paladin. http://pastebin.com/punePQkB

>> No.12489355

>>12489347
Try saying that again facing the camera.

>> No.12489365

>>12488985

I do. A very, very strong one.

>> No.12489374

In case someone hasn't seen Bollock's nursecore: http://pastebin.com/gZps6e5T

>> No.12489380

>>12489346
I bet you are. You're the kind of guy who hangs around bars and flirts with any girl who buys you a drink, then suddenly be too drunk to drive and have her take you to her place.

Or the guy who eats out his boss and co-coworkers to get a raise.

Or the guy who goes on chat sites and camwhores for all the sexually repressed NEET monstergirls and Fem-Paladins

Or the guy who loves summer because you can wear all sorts of skimpy outfits and watch the monstergirls eye you as you go or go running in those tiny little gym shorts or go swimming in that attention grabbing speedo.


Don't deny it.

>> No.12489389

>>12489380
N-no. It's not true. I'm saving myself for marriage, I'm going to be a husband some day for a nice strong amazoness. I would never do that sort of thing with someone I didn't love!

>> No.12489397

>>12489353
>>12489374
10/10 would masturbate to alone on a Friday night.

>> No.12489414

>>12487270
>It's OK,it's definietly OK
>Because that building....???
>That's how I'm sure it's OK

>> No.12489415

>>12489397

Stop liking my shit.

>> No.12489425
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12489425

>>12489415
But I enjoy almost all the writing from these threads. Whether it be action, adventure, smut, silly, or anything in between. There's only a select few writers that are absolute garbage.

>> No.12489433

>>12489389
A nice strong Amazoness that would put you into your place as a cute house husband and violate tale you whenever she felt like it? How does that not make you a slut?

>> No.12489453

>>12489425
>>12489425

http://i.imgur.com/PKpo1PR.gif

Pet me one more time motherfucker and I swear.

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12489457

>>12489453
You'll what?

>> No.12489470

>>12489457

Do.... something not nice.

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>> No.12489484

>>12489482
Here, Dr. Hitomi pulls a Lady Gaga...

>> No.12489495

>>12488933
Fuck the shitty translation of 7 seas

>> No.12489496

>>12489484
If only Gaga had the anatomically ridiculous but nonetheless delicious body Hitomi has to do the same.

>> No.12489497

>>12489495
I think EMG got saddled with the shitty translation team Because 7S didn't expect it to be successful. Arpeggio is fine, Horsepussy's Worries is fine, it's only EMG.

>> No.12489501

>>12489497
Well, fuck them for not trying then.

>> No.12489502
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12489502

>>12489496
Hitomi just needs love.

Deep deep deep love that ends with her legs shaking and drool from her.

>> No.12489503

>>12489502
You forgot the big sopping tears of joy from that one delicious eye of hers.

>> No.12489505

>>12489503
Oh, tears of joy.

Yeah, those might be mixed in.

That big round butt of hers might be sore though.

>> No.12489509

>>12488985
>nyash
Nyet, tovarisch

>> No.12489519

>>12489497
>CW was expected to be more successful
Kek

>> No.12489522

>>12487013
Where can I find the translated version of this?

>> No.12489535

>>12489519
EMG might've at least made them stand up and pay attention to the MG thing. The release dates for the two are packed pretty close together though, so a more likely explanation would probably be EMG being looked upon as some ecchi bullshit to have fun with. Or chance. Chance is also pretty likely, but it seems weird.

>> No.12489540

>>12489535
I wonder how they will deal with the fact of they are almost caught up to the JP releases. Another volume is out by the end of the year as well I think for SS.

>> No.12489557
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12489557

Can you imagine that there are people who don't like fluffy ears?

>> No.12489559
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12489559

>>12489557
I prefer soft velvety ears.

>> No.12489560
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>>12489557
Even worse, there are people in this very thread who do not with to dick the daughteru's ears!
>You can get the new iPhone if you give me an earjob every night for two years

>> No.12489561

>>12489557

Jesus earfucking Christ, Bob. Just use a trip already. It would actually make you less of an attention whore because you wouldn't be anonymously hyping your random bullshit.

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12489566

>>12489561
Are you implying only one man can love fluff?

>> No.12489568

>>12489566
Oh shit, the ears are getting bigger and bigger. I'm gonna have to fap by this point.

>> No.12489569

>>12489566

Only one man has been burning image space on the topic with every post instead of just a text reply you catcum guzzler.

>> No.12489571 [SPOILER] 
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12489571

Why does Okayado have such trouble with tits?

He doesn't seem to understand that they pancake when a woman lays on her back.

>> No.12489573

>>12489568
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=599995
ITT aural DP

>> No.12489575

>>12489571
Big full firm chests are what he does.

>> No.12489577

>>12489557
It's not that I don't like the fluffy. I'm just loyal to my bovine angel. Now you wouldn't want me to leave my chosen one just because I like something else, would you?

>> No.12489579

>>12489560
What's with ear fucking?
It's not recommended to even wash a cat, because water can go into ear and cause infection and shit. Cum would be hazardous as fuck

>> No.12489584

>>12489579
Nobody said it wasn't abusive. We're into all sorts of rape here anyway.

>> No.12489586

>>12489579

We had a whole thread on how stupid and harmful it is, but it's bob's new thing and he's pushing it hard for whatever reason. Probably has some big scene with the kitsune in BBW2 planned.

I think it's just because he feels like a clever faggot going "aural sounds like oral, get it?"

If .less was still doing guru, he should do a kitsune with wrinkled curled up cauliflower ears.

>> No.12489589

>>12489586
>If .less was still doing guro,

Stop. Stop right there.
That's good enough.

>> No.12489592

>>12489589

It would be so cringeworthy, but would be perfect to torpedo these kind of stupid discussions when they came up. She'd look all sad and weepy with her scrunched up ears, dead to almost all sensation and deaf from massive internal ear infections.

>> No.12489594

>>12489586
>Every year dozens of young kitsunes are forced into prostitution for their ears
>After less than a year, they are discarded with irreparable damage
>Help stop aural sex today!

>> No.12489595

>>12489571
>So big your hand can't contain it

I wonder if he can feel her heartbeat?

>> No.12489596

>>12489579
>never wash a cat

My cat smells like dead maggots if left to his own devices,a little fucking water isn't going to hurt him.

>> No.12489606

>>12489586
>BBW2
But first was about guy being brutally raped, ear fucking sounds like something a guy would force on mg

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12489613

>>12489606

>Implying bob wasn't planning to use it as some sort of femdom "yeah my silky ears are good enough for the likes of you"

And another thread derailed by talking about him. Fuck it. Not another word out of me.

>> No.12489618
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12489618

http://pastebin.com/MhuC52QC

Update on the Baphomet Complex translation (I think I actually forgot to link last week's here).

Translation note on the blog (link next to my pen name in the pastebin).

>> No.12489622

What's the worst more cringe worthy writefag and said writefag's story?

>> No.12489623

>>12489571
Now where the hell is he going to see real tits anon?

>> No.12489628

>>12489622
Did you read Alp's first ever chapter? Doesn't get much worse than that.

>> No.12489632

>>12489623
Sometimes staffs go to Thailand or something to shoot real guns, maybe he could go there to see real tits? Do Thai women get busty ever?

>> No.12489633

Where's my apophis, Gunstar?

>> No.12489636

>>12489632
>Thailand
>women
Pick one.

>> No.12489651

>>12489540
All they can do is slow down and wait. If we're lucky we'll get simultaneous releases.

>> No.12489653

>BDSM Kikimora trades in her maid outfit for skintight leather

>> No.12489658

>>12489653
>Trading
No. Skin tight leather maid outfit. Dom edition.

>> No.12489660

>>12489653
Go on... this has the potential to increase the size of my hyper weapon.

>> No.12489663

>>12489658
>>12489653
>There's going to be some changes around here!
Will she finally get him to change his hikkikomori ways?

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12489667

>>12487577

>> No.12489669

>>12489660
>Skintight leather PVC maid outfit
>Tickle torture feather duster
>fluffy handcuffs covered in her own feathers
>Blindfolds made from the drapes/paper towels/whatever
>Candles are still candles, hot wax is hot wax

"This time we're going to do things the *hard* way, 'master.'"

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>>12489669

>> No.12489678

>>12489676
Oh fine, maybe I'll writefag a little in thread. I need a name for the maid and the master.

>> No.12489680

>>12489678
No names now, only Master and Servant, with the Master as an M and the Servant as an S. It works.

>> No.12489683

>>12489658
Would there be much reason for a kikimora maid to twirl in a skin tight outfit?

>> No.12489685

>>12489683
Teasing, of course. And face sitting.

>> No.12489686

>>12489683
Yes, for example if she was singing while cleaning.

>> No.12489688

>>12489633
In a temporary backlog behind getting my homework done.
It will come.
I promise I'm not shirking this off.

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12489689

Would you hire a monstergirl as babysitter for your shota human sonru?

>> No.12489691

>>12489680
Dass p. cool, my idea was Master and Margarita

>> No.12489692

>>12489688
>homework
I've noticed that school starting has been good for my creativity, since I have to spend more time on the computer than during the summer, and have less excuses to procrastinate.

>> No.12489694

>>12489689
Damn that's a great leer.

>> No.12489695

>>12489691
>Master and Margarita
That's funny too I guess. But which would Charon use?
>>12489689
Of course, he needs to learn about the Rules of Nature some day.

>> No.12489696

>>12489692
Indeed.
I would blame my summer slump on the Posting Standards arc, but I know that's not the case.

>> No.12489701

>>12489689
I'd like Mizuryu Kei's works more if his stuff didn't involve prostitution and mindbreak all the time.

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12489707

Would you an owl harpy? Would you a Norwegian owl harpy?

>> No.12489708

>>12489691
>Master and Margarita
Naw. The master will be one D. Bates and I'm sorely tempted to name the maid Roberta.

>> No.12489710

>>12489695
NANOMACHINES.

>> No.12489718

>>12489707
Give a hoot, don't pollute.

>> No.12489726

>>12489618

Thanks again for your work Sky.

Also, you mentioned that there were pictures of Lilia being transformed. Do you have those scanned?

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12489747

Friday evening, 5PM sharp. One D. Bates returned home from a "long" day at work. He flung open the door to his uncannily clean home and breathed in the wonderful clean scent of cleaner. It was such a drastic change from the musty scent of used tissues and old ramen cups he'd become accustomed to. All of it was thanks to Margarita, the wonderful maid he'd suckered into cleaning up that joint all for the low low price of a blowjob.

"Greetings, Master Bates," the miracle kikimora greeted him from the end of the hallway.
"Good evening, Margarita," Bates answered in his best moneyed accent. The maid's plumage looked a lot better now that she was being properly nourished. Likewise, so did her master when he was being fed proper meals at normal intervals and given a proper shave every morning.
"You're home early."
"No I'm not, it's five on the dot."
"Indeed, but that would mean you left work before five. Significantly before five if one accounts for traffic."
"Yeah, well, I let myself out a little early. It was a long day."
"The fifth hard day this week. Did you know that there are five days in the average work week, Master? That would mean you 'let yourself out early' every single day this week. I think it's important to remember that just because one has a management position does not mean one gets to work less."
"Sorry, sorry," Bates sighed.
"You said that the last four days as well. At any rate, everything is ready. Would you prefer dinner first, or a bath, or perhaps..."

>> No.12489749

>>12489747
>Wonderful scent of cleaner

Confirmed for never having a job that required any amount of frequent cleaning.

>> No.12489752

>>12489747
>or perhaps
This is gonna be good.

>> No.12489780

>>12489747
"A bath sounds great!" The man answered, shoving his briefcase into the dutiful maid's hands. "You wouldn't believe how sweaty I got at the c-... job."
"Very well." Any normal person would've picked up on the disappointment in the kikimora's voice, but Bates was far too interested in the comfort of the bath to care. Margarita's slovenly master stripped off his clothes as he headed for the bathroom. Just a few months before that trail would've been an akaname's treasure trail, today it was just another annoyance for the help.

After stripping out of his underwear just outside, Bates slipped into the already steamy bathroom and shut the door. He let out a sigh as he sank into the perfectly warm water and let the tub's water jets blast all his cares away- not that there were many of them at this point. Margarita took care of most of them, and what she couldn't do herself she'd long since henpecked him into doing. Eventually. Most of the time. Bates took pride in never actually meaning what she made him do.
"Master," a familiar voice called through the door, "there are grass stains on your pants."
"So?"
"Your golf shoes are also missing."
"I was aerating the lawn."
"At work? You were to have that done a week ago."
"It couldn't be that you blew off work today entirely to go golfing, could it?"
"Don't be silly, Rita. I can't golf without my clubs, can I?" And of course, those had been left at home specifically to throw off the maid.
"You could if you used rentals."
Bates flinched. Margarita was nosy, but she was GOOD. Change of tactics, time to stop cowering from the maid and take control.
"Whatever. I'm getting out in five minutes, have dinner prepared."
"Very well, sir."
"Oh, and Margarita? What was that other thing you had ready?"
"...It was nothing, master."

>> No.12489781

>>12489718


Mmmmkay.

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12489785

>>12489780
What a rotten bastard. He has it coming.
>>12489781
No Woodsy!

>> No.12489787

>>12489780
And over in MCs house, the chances of rape today are 90%!

>> No.12489790
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12489790

I just love some tig ol' bitties.

>> No.12489797

>>12489785
Do you think kikimora's entire arms are covered in that nice downy feather fluff, or that they only possess wrist tufts.

>> No.12489799

>>12489797
Look's like it's just the wrists.

>> No.12489803

>>12489797
>>12489785

You think she has down feather pubes too?

>> No.12489804

>>12489799
Dunno, the sleeves could be pretty tight, and its not like down feathers have a lot of mass.

>> No.12489806

>>12489803
I don't know, but I pray.

Captcha: Feathers nnfessm
Captcha confirms it!

>> No.12489807

>>12489803
Of course she does.

>> No.12489812

>>12489780
Roast beef was Bates' favorite, and he came down the stairs to find it piping hot and waiting for him on the table. He heartily dug into the food, ignoring the glare Margarita gave him from where she stood. Even he couldn't miss that. Having someone stand behind him while he ate always felt odd to Bates, but this time it felt different; Rita was just standing, she was... looming. Bates turned back to compliment the kikimora's cooking several times, and it seemed like she was standing a little closer every time. By the time he was done eating Bates just barely had room to push his chair back.

After that the master of the house rewarded himself with a little TV. He had to turn on the subtitles because Margarita apparently hadn't cleaned the living room earlier in the day and felt compelled to do so now. She dusted while standing right in front of the TV, banged everything that could be banged without breaking and vacuumed under her master's legs at least ten times. Luckily Margarita's master had become adept at reading subtitles due to years of cartoons, so this wasn't much of an issue for him.

Once it came time for bed Bates strolled up the stairs past his office and did a double take. The desk light was on. It wasn't like Rita to leave lights on unneeded. Oh well, he could take care of it and have a word with her for wasting his money on electricity later.

As soon as he was in the room Bates froze. His briefcase was open. The same briefcase he'd changed to combination on before he came home. The papers within were arranged neatly in a way that would make sense should he choose to review them over the weekend, but one slip of paper was what bothered him. The Gamestop receipt he'd gotten earlier when he pre-ordered the newest Monster Hunter and special edition PSP to match. On the slip someone had left a note in red ink.
It read "PREPARE YOURSELF >:(" in neat print.

>> No.12489819
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12489819

>>12489803
When are we going to get a lewd-pin up style Kikimora drawing, in which she possesses a cute, well taken care of thatch of down feather pubes?

When I say? When?!

>> No.12489821

>>12489819
Right after I get my troll pinup with her lovingly grown clover pubes.

>> No.12489823

>>12489821
Well, disregarding that entirely, when Kikimora? WHEN?

>> No.12489832
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12489832

W-What kind of pubes would a Medusa possess?

>> No.12489833
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12489833

>>12489812
What the hell am I reading?

>> No.12489835

>>12489833
Impending Kikimora smut, you slut.

>> No.12489836

>>12489833
A tale of passive aggression and meido VENGEANCE.

>> No.12489838

>>12489835
>>12489836
All I see is a pretty boring story.

>> No.12489841

>>12489838
You should be more passive aggressive with your criticism.

>> No.12489842

>>12489832

the kind that tickles when you brush your face against it because they're tiny little snakes flicking their tongues at you

>> No.12489845
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12489845

>>12489842

>> No.12489846

So, I was watching Doctor Who the other day hey, ignore most of the retarded fanbase, it's good and I thought of something:

A shotacon monstergirl who exists in a pocket dimension, found in dark places. They prefer to hide under young boys beds. They'll occasionally grab the ones they like and drag them under the bed into their own pocket dimension for lewdness.
Most young boys nightmares about being raped in the MGE world aren't actually nightmares.

>> No.12489850

>>12489846
>welcome to several months ago when boogiemum was the flavour of the month.

>> No.12489852

>>12489850

I must have missed that. My fearboner.

>> No.12489854

>>12489832
Would a Dragongirl, and their kin, have pubes, or like a cute shield shaped patch of fine scales?

>> No.12489856
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12489856

>This discussion of pubes
Is it really wrong that I prefer shaven?

>> No.12489858

>>12489854
I imagine that they would be "clean shaven", so to speak.

>> No.12489860

>>12489856

Personally I don't mind a bit of hair, but everyone has their preferences

>> No.12489864

>>12489856
Some girls shaven look better, but y'know, it's exotic by this point.

I guess I just like the novelty and look of a cute, well taken care of patch of pubes, and they're so rarely represented.

For example: Teenaged characters with just a bit of a thatch make me fucking rock hard.

>> No.12489865

>>12489856
Not necessarily. I think trimmed is the way to to prevent a 70's Disco Mitt, and ilike the look and feel of it better

>> No.12489868

>>12489856
It's just a matter of opinion.
I like a little neatly trimmed patch.

>> No.12489870

>>12489864
>just a bit of thatch
Oh baby

You my nigga, anon.

>> No.12489875

>>12489870
All teenaged characters in porn should have just a bit of pubic hair, just to reinforce it.

Especially if its a defloration story. ESPECIALLY if they're pure characters.

>> No.12489880

>>12489856
Since you're enjoying the discussion so much, what other MGs would have interesting/scary pubic hair?

>> No.12489885

>>12489880
Jinkos with striped pubes

>> No.12489888

>>12489885
That'd be adorably hot.

>Petting Lazy Jinko tummy and stroking her pubes too.

>> No.12489892

>>12489812
Alright, this is really uninspired. I'm going to sleep on this and see if I come up with anything that's actually worth writing. Sorry to anyone actually reading it.

>> No.12489893

Is Hound feeling better?

>> No.12489894
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>monster girls with accents based in their place of origin
>Pharaohs, Apophi, Anubi, Sandworms, etc. all with Egyptian accents
>Wights, Lichs, etc. with German/Dutch accents
>Wurms with Welsh accents

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>>12489892
Goddamnit anon!

>> No.12489902

>>12489894
>Hey Wurm, where'ya from?
>I can't spell it, but it's got at least 4 L's, 2 W's and 3 Y's!

>> No.12489903

Needs moar monster girls in winter wear

>> No.12489910
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>>12489903
>moar
You won't get much using words like that.

>> No.12489916

>>12489910
Excuse me?

>> No.12489917

>>12489910
But you just gave him moar. You're proving yourself wrong, Anon!

>> No.12489923
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>>12489903
always in winter clothes

>> No.12489930
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12489930

>>12489917

He was played like a damn fiddle!

>> No.12489931

>>12489923
The scarf is winter fashion, but does the furry bikini really count?

>> No.12489934

>>12489931
she is her own inter clothing

>> No.12489935

>>12489846
So a monstergirl version of SCP-106?

>> No.12489937
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12489937

>>12489917
I can contradict myself. It's a free country.

>> No.12489956

Finish the maid story goddammit

>> No.12489958

>>12489937
Free of Monster Girls. How is that a good thing?

>> No.12489962

>>12489854
>pubic scales
So basically they'd have impenetrable chastity belts only they themselves could open?

>> No.12489963

>>12489958
It isn't.

>> No.12489964

>>12489956

he went to bed anon

>> No.12489966
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12489966

>>12489963
Then what use is freedom? Submit today!

>> No.12489967

>>12489964
Surely no one would start a story and then just go to bed unannounced when it was about to get to the thick of things.

>> No.12489968
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12489968

>>12489966
Nope.

>> No.12489969

>>12489964
fffffffffuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk

>> No.12489970

>>12489967

he did announce it though >>12489892

>> No.12489976
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12489976

>>12489966
Never submit to monster girl rule

>> No.12489977
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>>12489970
Oh. Fuck. Fuck me right in the non-fluffy ear.
>>12489968
Submit!

>> No.12489980
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>>12489977
No. Now stop before we end up dumping our succubi pics.

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>>12489976
Oh come on, where's the harm in trying?

>> No.12489983
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12489983

>>12489980
You can't dump Succubi, silly, they dump you once you're empty!

>> No.12489984

>>12489962
I had more of a conception of the pubes existing above the vulva.

>> No.12489986
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12489986

>>12489983
You know what I mean, you twit.

>> No.12489987

>>12489984
Cloaca are covered in scales, right?

>> No.12489989

>>12489983
>>12489986
No, go away. We don't want your kind in here.

>> No.12489990
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>>12489981
You have to give up your freedom

>> No.12489992
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12489992

>>12489989
Succubi have come to stay.
>>12489990
Yes, but you get unlimited access to Monster Girl pussy and booty and what have you. I know which I'd choose.

>> No.12489993

>>12489987
I'd argue Dragon, Wyvern, Lizard and Salamander girls all possess a more human collection of genitalia et all; you could make an argument for the snake girls however.

>> No.12489994
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12489994

>>12489990
I love you.

>>12489989
Stop being such a fun hating fag.

>> No.12489997
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>>12489992
Get out, you lewd heretical scum.
This is no place for filth like you.

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12489999

>>12489993
Then we can agree that a Wurm could protect their virtue against both pussy-lickers and belly ticklers alike?
>>12489994
Succubutts?
>>12489997
Actually, this is THE place for filth like me.

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12490000

>>12489997
>hating succubi

>> No.12490004
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12490004

>>12489999
Succubutts.

>> No.12490007

>>12489999
Jawhol, we can come to that consensus re: Wurms.

>> No.12490016

>>12489981
If only the boy in that pic wasn't a shota it would be one of my favourites.

>> No.12490020

>>12490016
What are you, gay?

>> No.12490021
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12490021

>>12490004
Elf butts?
>>12490016
But most Monsters are shotacons for some reason.

>> No.12490023
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>>12490021
Fox butts?

>> No.12490025
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12490025

>>12490000
>liking succubi

>> No.12490031

>>12490021
>Elf.

That's quite clearly Vampire ass.

>> No.12490032
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12490032

Bear girls need more lover

>> No.12490034
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>>12490025
Stop the hate, man.

>> No.12490037

>>12490021
>Elf
That's Kiss Shot, a vampire, show some respect.

>> No.12490039
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>>12490023
Bunny butts?
>>12490031
>vampire
All I see are pointy ears and no teeth.
>>12490032
Oh bother.

>> No.12490040

I think I've finally reached the point where watching anime depresses me

>> No.12490041

>>12490032
Why? They're not a beary good idea. They BEARELY get any attention because of it. You'll just have to bear with the fact that she's not a good idea.

>> No.12490043

>>12490039
It's the Vampire Currently Known As Oshino Shinobu you giant pleb.

>> No.12490044

>>12490040
You mean you saw LoGH and everything sucks to you now? I remember a few people on /a/ whining about that happening to them.

>> No.12490045
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>>12490039
Doe butt.

>> No.12490047

>>12490041
Your argument BEARly makes any sense

>> No.12490048
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12490048

>>12490043
>>12490037
Fine, Vampire Butt. Here's Elf Butt.

>> No.12490049

>>12490044
No I love LOGH, but I meant seeing the happy and meaningful lives of anime characters now makes me want to kill myself instead of making me forget my own life for a while

>> No.12490050

>>12490047
I know, it had no bearing to the subject.

>> No.12490051 [SPOILER] 
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12490051

>>12490047
>>12490041
Charon and Carlos, sitting in a tree...
>>12490045
Best butt.
>>12490049
>meaningful lives
I can't think of a single anime where the characters have "meaningful" lives. Maybe you should consider improving your own life though.

>> No.12490052

>>12490045
>furry
>>>/out/

>> No.12490053

>>12490051
Well I'm watching Toradora now and those characters sure as shit do

>> No.12490054

>>12490053
Heh. Just you wait.

>Taiga as a tiny Jinko.

>> No.12490058

>>12490052
Not him, but we can't see her face, so we can't truly know whether or not it's furry.

>> No.12490059

>>12490053
Newsflash: objective meaning for life does not exist. Stop making yourself depressed over arbitrary definitions of meaningfulness.
>>12490054
So where's Siberian Tiger Balalaika?

>> No.12490060

>>12490020
>>12490021
Meh. Am I the only one who prefer to see men in their early twenties instead of shotas and teenagers?

>> No.12490061
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>>12490051
>best butt


>>12490052
>furry
We can't even see her face, shitposter-kun.

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>>12490060
If you find men your own age more appealing, then you find them more appealing, I'm not judging.
>>12490061
Illias butt.

>> No.12490065

>>12490061
>assuming I'm shitposting, and not just calling out a super borderline character.

>> No.12490066

>>12490059
Where did I every say there was?

My feelings of personal inadequacy, however, confirm that, at least, I feel that I do not have a subjectively meaningful life

>> No.12490069

>>12490066
>subjectively meaningful.

That doesn't mean anything. Stop bitching

>> No.12490070

>>12490065
>implying you're not just grasping for straws

>> No.12490072

>>12490066
Please stop whining, there's nothing we can do to help you with your issues.
>>12490065
>>12490070
And you two get a room.

>> No.12490074

>>12490070
Anon doth protest too much, me thinks.

>> No.12490076

>>12490069
Explain. If you said that there is no objective meaning to life then that means there is subjective meaning, in other words meaning to each indivudal

>> No.12490079
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12490079

Gavrill is a monster girl, yeah?

>> No.12490081

>>12490076
Urgh.

If you can find a subjective meaning to something then it's utterly unconnected to anything with applicable meaning, or worth. It's on the same level of "just because there are two versions of the truth doesn't mean that one is wrong, nor can either be proved true".

Tl;dr: stop bitching.

>> No.12490082

Genki student council president centaurnext door neigh-bor

>> No.12490088

>>12490081
So then you are arguing for objective meaning?

>> No.12490089

>>12490079
Yes she is. She's also second best girl in her series, right after Adorea.

>> No.12490092

>>12490088
>>12490081
No more, I beg of you!

>> No.12490093

>>12490092
Alright, fine

Derp derp bob is a faggot, hurf hurf horse pussy

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>>12490093
That's just worse. You're horrible.

>> No.12490101

>>12490032
Being raped by one is a Grizzly fate

>> No.12490102
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12490102

>>12490089

>second best

But anon, she IS best.

>> No.12490103

>>12490101
That joke is nothing but bear bones now.
>>12490102
No, Adorea and her tentacle-face are the best.

>> No.12490105

>>12490103
I cant BEAR your criticism

>> No.12490106

>>12490103
You've ursa used that joke.

>> No.12490111

>>12490105
I guess it was a little overbearing.
>>12490106
Bearly even started yet!

>> No.12490113

Asian Black Bear's are actually really small, how about a Red Maned wolf girl instead? They are pretty big

>> No.12490116

>>12490111
Ah, that's the polar opposite of what I was hoping for anon.

>> No.12490118

>>12490113
>Red Maned Wolf Girl
Are they Dire?

>> No.12490121

>>12490118
No they are very shy, their height mainly comes from their legs

>> No.12490122

>>12490116
>polar
This is becoming a pandaemic now.

>> No.12490126
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>>12490113
How big?

>> No.12490130

>>12490126
Over a meter to its head

>> No.12490132

>>12490113
Thats why we love Grizzly bears

>> No.12490133

>>12490121
>Lanky, shy, tomboyish redheaded maned wolfgirl.

Yes please.

>> No.12490137

>>12490130
What?

>> No.12490140

>>12490133
They look like a giant fox, so you could add her feeling mannish or less beautiful than a school idol kitsune
>>12490137
~90cm to its shoulder, so to the top of the head is over a meter aka 100cm

>> No.12490146

>>12490140
So the wolf itself can reach a meter in height?

>> No.12490147

>>12490140
These things sound ridiculously moe.

>Red Wolfgirl slouching all the time because she's embarrassed about her ridiculous height, often a head above the kitsune's ears.

>> No.12490151

>>12490147
>She also slouches because she hits her head on things
>namely ceiling fans

>> No.12490152

>>12490146
That's right
>>12490147
Speaks softly and shyly so her kitsune friend always dominates conversations

>> No.12490153

>>12490152
>wears baggy jumpers and jackets to hide her beanpole figure, but she is perversely fond of her legs and likes to show them off with shorts, skirts and stockings/socks.

>> No.12490154

>>12490152
So that means they can be taller than an Irish Wolf Hound?

>> No.12490157

>>12490154
I'd say they would be even, maybe one of them being slightly taller.

>> No.12490160

>>12490154
They are around the same height, though I believe the wolfhounds length is greater. Also the weight of the wolfhound is a few times that of the red maned wolf, which gets most of its height from its legs

>> No.12490163

>>12490152
Even if she's shy and quiet, she'd be fucking terrifying when she gets worked up.

>Red wolf girl gets super pissed off at something, probably that since she's quiet people think they can put bullshit tasks on her shoulders.
>Promptly reminds everyone she's a Wolf-girl, not a fox-girl.

She'd be fun if even if she was usually quiet and shy, she still had no filter between her mouth and her brain, an utter straight shooter.

>> No.12490165

>>12490140
She's so tall she has to make do without a chair.

>ass to grass squats all day.
>dat ass, dem thighs, that gap.

>> No.12490170

>>12490160
I like to imagine a Red wolf girl and a Irish Wolfhound girl getting along with each other.

>> No.12490171

>>12490165
>buttfangs
I want this. Thighs and legs are the best.

>> No.12490175

>>12490171
She'd be like the girl made for leg lovers.

>> No.12490176

>>12490171
Yes they are.

>> No.12490189

Now I want a feisty, palmtop jinko loli type

>> No.12490201

>>12490163
>reminding everyone... not a fox-girl
Foxes can't be given tasks they don't want to do, they're fucking foxes. Too smart for that shit.

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>>12490189
The idea doesn't seem too appealing.

>> No.12490204

>>12490202
I fail to see how

>> No.12490205
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12490205

>>12490113
>Comes with black elbow high/thigh high gloves & socks.
>Her hair goes from orange-ish red to black.
>She'd have a fluffy mane.
>and a cute slightly undersized bushy tail.

It'd be moe as fuck monstergirl-ified.

>> No.12490209

>>12490201
Yeah, but I meant more along the lines of the wolf-girl being really scary on a primeval level, whereas a foxgirl can only be scary through your own knowledge of how cunning and threatening they can be.

>> No.12490214
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>>12490205
Fund it.
>>12490209
So... Sister Fox tricking other MGs out of their lunch money when?

>> No.12490221

>>12490214
With a lemonade stand?

>> No.12490225

>>12490221
You mean we should fund the Red Maned Wolf Girl with a lemonade stand? I don't know...

>> No.12490231

>>12490225
How about a bake sale?

>> No.12490233

>>12490231
Bapho cookies, or normal cookies?

>> No.12490238

>>12490225
I can more easily imagine the kitsune using the red maned wolfgirl's size to intimidate others into obeying her

>> No.12490239

>>12490233
Delicious cakes made with Holst milk.

>> No.12490257
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12490257

>>12489618
Thanks as ever, Sky.
I always look forward to your updates, keep up the good work mang
And finally the start of some action too, about fucking time
There's an error on line 793, fyi

>> No.12490303

What if they were called monster gals instead?

>> No.12490304

>>12490303
Shut your filthy whore mouth.

>> No.12490306

Small Meat and Metal update. Been super busy lately so not much time to write. More soon. Our lackey in training stands on the very precipice of his dive into the dark tangles of the MGC.

Update starts at 310

http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J

>> No.12490323

You know, all these stories about MGs in a usually nice setting is nice, but I kind of want to see a story that will take you for a ride and mindfuck you. A kind of story that would give me the same feeling I had when watching End of Evangelion. Sadly, none of us are capable of doing something like that.

>> No.12490329

>>12490323

What are you even going on about? There was no real mindfuck in EoE, just some Wizards-tier sexual innuendo and the anime equivalent of bizarre horror jump scares. If you stripped away the visuals, all you're left with is a badly connected series of scenes talking about human interaction.

>> No.12490330

>>12490323
None of us capable of putting together random shit and saying that anyone who doesn't like it just doesn't get it?

>> No.12490332

>>12490329
I guess using EoE was a bad example.

>> No.12490336

>>12490332
Yes. Try again. How about Rashomon? What really happened?

>> No.12490340

>>12490336
I feel like rewatching that now. But yeah, I still kind of want to read a story that will have a lasting impact on me, as opposed to all of the other stories, which are forgotten a few days later.

>> No.12490342

>>12490340
But lasting impact and 3deep5you are completely different things.

>> No.12490344
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12490344

>2014
>Dating a demon
>Just sit around fucking all day while humans and monsters fight to the death
>Not trying to stop this
>Not trying to make a better world
Do you even potato?

>> No.12490345

>>12490323
Try again with the Utena movie.

>> No.12490346

>>12490344
I have no stakes in such a conflict. Why risk losing the happiness I have when I'm just some schlob putting it in a Succubutt? What chances do I have to change anything?

>> No.12490348

>>12490346
>Power up succubutt until you bhefore become high level demons.
>Magic away the world's proble-Nah, just keep fucking each other.

>> No.12490350

>>12490342
They are, aren't they?

>> No.12490353

>>12490350
Yes. Or are they?
>>12490348
If I can fuck my Succubutt into a high leveler then the bad guys can do the same.

>> No.12490354

>>12490344

>Potatoes come from the rain forests of the Americas
>Cold medieval setting

I'm angry, angry about POTATOES
Back to your turnips and parsnips peasants

>> No.12490356

>>12490353
Oh, nobody knows.

>> No.12490358

>>12490354
The night is dark and full of turnips, yay, let us pray for venison.
>>12490356
M. Night Shamalamadingdong knows.

>> No.12490360

>>12490356
>>12490358
Returning to discussing "clever" stories seriously... how many examples of that do we have? The Usual Suspects?

>> No.12490363
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12490363

Well, I'm going to start my next little story segment, and it's going to involve crap I have no experience writing. OH BOY!

>> No.12490366

>>12490363
Then hush about it until you do dummy. If you announce that now you're instant revoking credibility. This is the problem with new writers/ writers who only started because of these threads. You have much to learn.

>> No.12490367

http://www.monmusu.jp/sp/#voice

So they're running a campaign to try and get interest going for an anime.

>> No.12490369

>>12490366
We all have much to learn.

>> No.12490371

>>12490367
I wonder whom would be a fitting voice for Miia, Papi, and the rest?

>> No.12490372

>>12490354
In setting, potatoes were native to the demon world, which looked quite a bit warmer. Potatoes grow nearly anywhere anyway.

>> No.12490378

>>12490369
Not as much as you, you wurm.

>> No.12490380

>>12490378
I won't deny that.

>> No.12490382

>>12490378
Wurms aren't stupid! Get it through your thick heads! Honestly, it's like trying to talk to Wurms...

>> No.12490393

>>12490372
Unless it's Ireland.

Then famine.

>> No.12490402

>>12490393
The dangers of monocultures. See also: the one variety of banana that's grown almost everywhere.

But enough agrichat, more demihuman boobs.

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>>12490402
>enough agrichat
Farming is what makes humans special. And nothing beats sowing your seeds in a Holst after a hard day's work.

>> No.12490412

i keep thinking this is a Suika thread

>> No.12490414
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>>12490412
We could make it one.
We've got sake!
We've got Oni!

>> No.12490416
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12490416

I can't decide if I want to comfort Charon, or bully her more.

Why must Charon be so cute?

>> No.12490423
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>>12490416
Because we made her that cute. I liked this version of her better though.
And Anon cut her hair in my CYOA, so yes, "bully her more" is right

>> No.12490424

What if... Monster girls in SPACE???

>> No.12490428

>>12490423
I... I missed this.

>> No.12490430

>>12490424
SPACE RAPE

>> No.12490431

>>12490424
But in space no one can hear you orgasm...

>> No.12490433
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12490433

>>12490428

>> No.12490434

>>12490433
I meant the CYOA anon, but I do appreciate the thought.

>> No.12490435

>>12490434
Oh. Well that's because I didn't upload the bit yet, just wrote it.

>> No.12490437
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12490437

>>12490414
Drunk loli oni is best oni.

>> No.12490438

>>12490416
Bully the bullies, comfort Charon.

>> No.12490439 [DELETED] 

>>12490423
anon thats not charon thats some nip guy's 4 armed gun weilding OC donut steal and that has been floating around for a long time now

>> No.12490440

>>12490435
Do hurry anon, post-haste.

>> No.12490441

>>12490437
Two best girls in one gif. Nice.

>> No.12490444
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12490444

>>12490438
But how will I see more faces like this from Charon?

>> No.12490445

>>12490416
I find the lack of hobos in that pic disturbing

>> No.12490446

>>12490433
I understand the bullying now, that smile is horrifying

>> No.12490447

>>12490439
Hey kitty cat, make us a Moth-chan leaning over in gym shorts so we can admire her fine, toned rump.
>>12490440
Fine, here.
http://pastebin.com/B3iFzsyz

>> No.12490448
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12490448

>>12490445
I find the fact you're not immediately B& disturbing.

>> No.12490449

>>12490444
Pet her head?

>> No.12490451

>>12490447
>Alp

Oh, that's why I haven't read it.

>>12490449
You could be on to something here anon.

>> No.12490454

>>12490451
>Alp
I know, I know, I'm an attentionwhoring faggot who needs to kill himself. Now go write your own Charon bullying so I can not read it.

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>>12490454

>> No.12490459
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>>12490454

>> No.12490467
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>>12490423
>>12490433
Hetza's necronica stuff is really nice. Not charon, but pretty much what sparked her being done, sure.

>> No.12490475

>>12490404
You, along with the orc abusers up-thread: I like monster girls; if I see them being treated as slaves or cattle, we're going to have a problem.

>> No.12490476

>>12490475
>She's an actual Cow-girl.

WHAT NOW?!

>> No.12490477

>>12490475
So... submissive masochist women expressing their sexuality is something you have a problem with? You're going to have a bad time here.

>> No.12490482
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12490482

>> No.12490484

>>12490477
Not that guy, but I don't get the impression that much of the stuff he's complaining about is consensual.

>> No.12490485
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12490485

>>12490482
>And now we see an incredibly superior version of the cyclops on the left of our cover.

>> No.12490487

>>12490257
Thanks. It will be corrected.

>>12489726
There are two, one of her transforming and one of her transformed, but unfortunately I'm currently in grad school and cannot risk using a shared scanner on them because both are fairly explicit. I'll figure something out eventually, but it may take a while.

>> No.12490489

>>12490484
Well the stuff he was referring to was all consensual.

>> No.12490494

>>12489092
>>12489119
>>12489140
>>12489192
>>12489229
>P'Orc Maledom actually turning me on
Your presence is required at the Ministry of the Holy Inquisition to explain this heresy

>> No.12490503
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>>12490494

>> No.12490504

>>12490306
>http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J
I love this.

>> No.12490505

>>12490494
What's there to explain? Healthy sub girls getting what they want is wonderful.

>> No.12490507

>>12490505
I want to fuck one so hard she squeals and oinks while I slap her big jiggly ass and pull that corkscrew tail

>> No.12490510
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12490510

A young kitsune is playing with her dollhouse on the floor. Behind her looms a dirty couch, on it an unwashed man with a stubble drinking cheap vodka. He stares at the girl with glazed eyes. He licks his lips one more time.
>Eaurgh... Come here!
>W-what is it, d-daddy?
>Get here and kneel!

The girl reluctantly puts her dolls away and apprehensively approaces the couch. She looks away from him as she kneels between his legs.
>Please, daddy...! I'll do anything you want!
He pulls his track pants down and pulls his dirty, grotesque member out. The warty, malformed penis is glistening with old sweat and crusty with smegma.
>Look here!
She turns to face him, her eyes already filled with tears. This is far from the first time.

Her pained cries and his bestial grunts echo across the room. He rams her head into his crotch again and again, precum and ballsweat running on her face. His penis is almost bursting with blood as it violates her most delicate parts. As his balls slap on her bone again and again, his disgusting organ rams into her sensitive depths. She is barely conscious from the pain and humiliation. She mumbles, almost to herself, over and over.
>Stop, daddy... It hurts... Please...

Finally he slams her head into his member for the last time, ejaculating half a week's worth of thick, shite semen exactly where it doesn't belong. He lets her fall face-first to the floor, his load seeping slowly onto the floor. Her ruined ear is already showing the tell-tale lumps and sunken blood vessels of the dreaded condition. The light in her eyes dies as part of the cum flows into her already-ruined ear canal with excruciating pain. The only thing she can hear is the cum dripping inside her.

>THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF EAR RAPE
>HELP STOP AURAL SEX TODAY
>ONLY DICK YOUR DAUGHTERU IN HER LEWD MOUTHPUSSY

>> No.12490511

>>12490507
You're good at this.

>> No.12490512

>>12490507
Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight, Curly, Straight

>> No.12490513

>>12490511
I was inspired
>>12490512
Spider Pig, Spider Pig

>> No.12490514

>>12490512
Homer...

>> No.12490516
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>>12490513
Get that post season 8 shit out of here.

>> No.12490517

>>12490513
>inspired
Use the power of the Muse for good. By which I mean more please.

>> No.12490519

>>12490510
Die.

>> No.12490520

>>12490516
You know how long it's been since season 8?
Long enough to make me feel old. I can't keep track of every simpson's reference

>> No.12490521

>>12490519
You want to earfuck your daughteru? Eww.
>>12490520
What season are they on, anyway? The ride never ends. Unlike Futurama. Why isn't it the other way around?

>> No.12490522

>>12490521
>You want to earfuck your daughteru?
No, but there wasn't a reason to post that.

>> No.12490524

>>12490522
Shocking ad campaigns, mate. They're real.

>> No.12490526

>>12490521
because we can't have nice things. The Simpsons has been dead to me for a while, like Star Wars. The worst part is I know the new Star Wars movies will pull me in, for better or worse

>> No.12490527

>>12490526
>will pull me in
At least my willpower is strong enough to pass on that. Not that I like the old movies either, but still.

>> No.12490529

>>12490527
When you grow up on the old movies, the new ones pull you in, no matter what. I'll never forgive them for Indy 4.

>> No.12490530

>>12490510
I got a huge boner from this
Wat do?

>> No.12490532

>>12490529
False. I grew up with them and passed on 2 and 3 until they came out on the telly. Why? Because I recognized suck when I saw it. And Indy 4 wasn't any worse than the other three, you're just nostalgic.
>>12490530
Seek professional help.

>> No.12490534

>>12490530
>I got a huge boner from this
Aural sex enthusiasts, everyone. Telling them it's unhealthy isn't gonna do shit if it just makes them harder.

>> No.12490535

>>12490530
Try killing yourself.

>> No.12490536

>>12490532
I'm not going to get into a /tv/ argument over this, but I disagree. I still watch and enjoy Raiders of the Lost Ark.

>> No.12490537

>>12490532
No, IJ4 was utter shite.

>> No.12490538

>>12490536
In Temple of Doom, Indy survived falling down a waterfall on a rubber boat. This was even more impossible than the fridge. Open your eyes, they were all silly.
>>12490537
It was the same as the other three, be ye not deluded.

>> No.12490539
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>>12490532
>And Indy 4 wasn't any worse than the other three, you're just nostalgic.
Indy 4 was shit, but so was the Temple of Doom. Boring stunts, weird boring story. The first and third were much better.
This is objective truth because I'm an archaeologist IRL

>> No.12490542

>>12490534
>Aural sex enthusiasts
Nah, I got boner mostly from suffering part

>> No.12490544
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12490544

>>12490539
I never liked any of them anyway.

>> No.12490546

>>12490537
>>12490538
>>12490539
I didn't want this argument, but I believe that the appeal from the Indy films was Jones beating the shit out of Nazis.
Raiders had Nazis and Denholm Elliot
Temple did not
Crusade had Nazis, Maximilian Schell, Denholm Elliot, and Connery
Indy 4 did not have these either
>>12490544
thank you for reminding me of this image

>> No.12490549

>>12490546
>the appeal was nazis
And if in Raiders Indy had done nothing, the Ark would've ended up in Berlin and it could have possibly killed Hitler. Indy caused the Holocaust.

>> No.12490550

>>12490546
Temple was easily the weakest of the original 3... you're on to something here.

>> No.12490551

>>12490542
Kindly go fuck yourself.

>> No.12490552

>>12490549
This is true. Hitler must have really been protected by Divine Providence, like he thought, he survived poison gas, multiple assassination attempts and the Ark

>> No.12490555

>>12490546
I think the Nazis are coincidental. 1 and 3 had no comically over-the-top stunts and the desert locations were far more interesting than "a really big mine" or "a CG jungle."

>> No.12490557

>>12490549
Hitler was not the architect of the holocaust,
hell in retrospect hitler was more of a liability for the nazis than he was an asset.

>> No.12490560

>>12490557
I was making a joke, stop sperging.

>> No.12490563

>>12490521
Because America has shit taste.
>>12490526
Just wait like a week to see if they horribly fuck it up, or less likely its sort of watchable.

>> No.12490565
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Screwholes.

>> No.12490580
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>>12490565
You called?

>> No.12490582

>>12490565
Is that an instruction?

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12490586

>>12490580
>mfw dat butt cavity

>> No.12490587

>>12490580
...those look like they'd pinch so damn bad.

>> No.12490590

>>12490510
she will grow fucked in the head

>> No.12490591
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12490591

>>12490586
>>12490587
Better?

>> No.12490593

>>12490306
I swear if anything bad happens to Vivi I will spew blood and hate from all my orifices.

>> No.12490595

>>12490587
I've fapped with my shink more than one time and I've never had her butt pinch me.

>>12490591
Worse. That was an ahegao, silly!

>> No.12490596

>>12490424

I love space pussy.

>> No.12490597

>>12490580
>dick gets pinched by butt joint

Mite b cool depending if it's soft or hard plastic

>> No.12490598

>>12490580
I would be really really worried to have sex with her from behind in case my penis accidently slips into one of those holes and... do worse then pinch.

>>12490591
Oh, I'm not saying it is bad, it just... is worrisome. Alot of extra care would be needed!

>> No.12490600

>>12490593
Indeed. I'm not even sure I'd want to give her the D, she's too innocent, even if she's turned.

>> No.12490602

>>12490510
Fuck off please.

>> No.12490603

>>12490597
>>dick gets pinched by butt joint
>Mite b cool depending if it's soft or hard plastic

If it was soft... yeah... that might be okay.

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>>12490595
Looked less ahegao and more broken cumdump. Although I guess they could be the same.

>> No.12490605

>>12490603
>If it was soft...
Are we talking like flesh level soft here? If so, I'd love to fuck those screwholes all over. Just imagine how it'd feel to her.

>> No.12490606
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12490606

>>12490604
This is an ahegao. Learn the difference.

>> No.12490607

>>12490323
Just write a bad Philip K Dick imitation and you got what you wanted.

>> No.12490608

>>12490600
I'm fine with her getting imouto zoned as long as she's safe and relatively happy.

>> No.12490609

>>12490607
Total Recall had the chick with three boobs, is she a Monstergirl?

>> No.12490610

>>12490609
No, she was human.

>> No.12490611

>>12490605
>she has trouble moving her arm because you jizzed in screw hole too many times

Jesus Christ man

>> No.12490612

>>12490608
This is good. I want that. I also want more of the Duke, she's fucking hardcore

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>>12490611
Always remember to perform regular maintenance on your dollfu.

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>>12490611
This is my new fetish.

>> No.12490619

>>12490609
jesus anon you're so insensitive.

>> No.12490626

No maned wolf waifu, no fennec fox waifu, no huge irish wolfhound waifu, no australian shepherd waifu with heterochromia who herds your holstaurus and sheepgirls for you and has a bobbed tail so she has to wiggle her ass to convey happiness...

What's the point in life?

>> No.12490630
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12490630

I like tiny butts, and I cannot lie.

>> No.12490631

>>12490614
I wish I could draw hips like that.

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12490636

>>12490630
Robutts a best in every way.

>> No.12490638

>>12490630
>>12490630
>spreading her screw hole

Fuuuaaakk my dick

>> No.12490642

>>12490638
Holy shit I didn't even realize. She's just begging for some literal thigh sex.

>> No.12490644

>>12490636

I always have Aigis in my party. Those fucking group buffs are insane. It doesn't hurt that she's so likeable, either.

Persona has too many great girls.

>> No.12490669
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12490669

>>12490638
>>12490642
She's readying herself to receive Master's paint-remover.
Shinkis are too cute.

>> No.12490672

>>12490669
LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD
I'm gonna fuck my shinki right now brb

>> No.12490678
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>>12490672
Try and not get your penis stuck in the joints.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2269688
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2269686

>> No.12490682

>>12489353
Jesus christ, why does this make me so happy?
Oh right, because I'm an incredible sadist or maybe it is because... Bob wrote me getting a date with laska

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>>12490678

>> No.12490685

>>12490678
Maybe I'll get her arm stuck in my penis.

>> No.12490688

>>12490684
>one in the stink

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>>12490685
Brutal.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=busou_shinki&pid=0

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>>12490704
are we doing small monstergirls?

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>>12490709
Sure.

>> No.12490715

>>12490689
Shinki urethral fisting feels divine but it hurts to pee afterwards.

>> No.12490716

>>12490715
You sound like you speak from experience.

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>>12490711
>that little tail wag
hnngg

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>>12490716
Of course I do~

>> No.12490796

>>12490416
Don't bully Charon.
Remeber who will give you a ride to the afterlife.

>> No.12490800

>>12490796
Myself? I'll go out in a blaze of glory and ascend myself you casual faggot.

>> No.12490801

>>12490800
See you in Valhalla, mate.

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>>12490801
You too brother.

>> No.12490829

>>12490717
>brushing my teeth earlier today
>feel something tickling between my toes
>on reflex I jerk my foot to the side
>smash the fuck out of a spider on accident

Sometimes I'm glad teeny tiny monster girls are not a thing, my heart wouldn't be able to take it

>> No.12490836

>>12490796
Charon yearns to be bullied. She's one of those types.

>> No.12490843

>>12490796
No problem, I'm a switch.

>> No.12490844

>>12489433
>How does that not make you a slut?

Well if it's her then it's ok. She can do whatever she wants with him because that's what love is all about, anon.

Just hope that she doesn't have a cuckolding fetish and makes him sleep with her friends. Then he's really a slut.

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>People who want to be abused by their waifus.
I do not think I will ever understand.

>> No.12490903

If a human boy gets raped by an elf in a forest and there's no one around to hear his cries for help, is it still rape?

>> No.12490904

>>12490903
It's not rape if it's an Elf, regardless of which role.

>> No.12490906

>>12490903
I hope you don't mean that the elf, with her knife ears, can't hear his cries?
Because that's half the fun for elves.

>> No.12490910

>>12490902
>People who want to abuse of their waifus
I do not think I will ever understand.

>> No.12490918

>>12490902
Then you will never understand her way of showing her love.

>> No.12490919

>>12490902
>>12490910
>People who want to dick the daughtery
I do not think I will ever understand

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>>12489892
>>12489812
Alright bitches, I'm back, I'm well rested and I'm still a little disappointed in myself but I will finish the fight. Let's just skip the rest of the poorly planned setup and jump right to the point, shall we?

Bates awoke with a yawn and a jingle as he tried and failed to rub his eyes. That was weird, was his hand tied to something? The thought floating through his mind failed to cause any panic, almost as if there was something keeping him calm. As if there was something in that warm glass of milk Margarita had insisted he drink last night.

He turned toward the sound of his kikimora humming gaily and what he saw was enough to wake at least part of him up. Gone was the conservative black and white maid uniform Bates had grown accustomed to seeing her wear, in its stead there was an outfit he might have come up with in his dreams. A shining red leather bustier laced in the back to show off just a glimpse of the pale skin underneath in a addition to her shoulders. A set of low rise red panties in a matching color that left a strip of skin exposed between the bottom of the corset and their beginning served to tease the eye by covering Margarita's important bits, but also to draw attention to the kikimora's tight little ass swaying back and forth as she dusted.

"'Garita." The master of the house managed to groan.
"Oh, you're awake." She said with a smile. "It took you long enough."

The view from the front was no less arousing. The top still held some semblance to uniform with the buttons and white lace around the hems. The way the cut of the cups pushed Margarita's proud and perky C cups up and out for all the world to see combined with two strips of lace cut into an hourglass shape that served to emphasize the narrowness of the maid's waist gave the costume a lewd feeling that even Bates' groggy cock jumped at.

Margarita padded over in over the knee stockings ran a gloved hand over her master's face.
"Are you prepared for what's coming?"

>> No.12490923

Red maned wolf girls?

I like this idea. I want to see one drawn.

>> No.12490929

>>12490921
Yes, yes, good. I was afraid I'd never see the end of it.

>> No.12490930

>>12490902
Isn't part of the appeal of monster girls is that they sometimes rape you?

>> No.12490942

>>12490930
They put the sensual in inconsensual.

>> No.12490944

>>12490930
>sometimes

Oh boy.

>> No.12490948

>>12490930
If you have a rapey one, it's not
>sometimes
It's any time they feel like it

>> No.12490953

>>12490906
And if she is deaf?

>> No.12490955

>>12490902
Anon just wants a strong, firm hand to set him on the right path. It's only "abuse" when you're too much of a dishonest slut to own up to what you've done.

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>>12490923

>>12490930
For some maybe, but the important aspect of a monster girl is their physical difference from humans, everything else is optional.
Witches don't count.

>>12490942
>Non-consensual.
ftfy

>> No.12490958

>>12490953
I assume they can still smell fear and relish it that way.

>> No.12490959

>>12490953
then she probably wouldn't be able to track shota then

>> No.12490967

>>12490956
Love the impending rape in that pic. Werewolf girls a best.

>> No.12490971

>>12490959
Then she would just set shota traps in the woods for when a stray one comes around.

>> No.12490973

>>12490971
What does one use to bait shotas? Candy? Comic books? Cow tits?

>> No.12490974

>>12490971
shota traps are inhumane!
Do they tie him up in bondage poses?

>> No.12490978

>>12490974
Yes.
>>12490973
All of the above.

You two are really good at this! Have you considered taking a shotahunter job? It's pne of the highest paying occupation for humans.

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>>12490967
Riza Wildman, from Princess Resurrection.

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>>12490978

Like this?

>> No.12490982

>>12490978
>shota hunter
>selling out your own kind to knife ears

Absolutely disgusting. How much is the typical bounty?

>> No.12490985

>>12490982
>typical bounty
It's always measured in gold pieces, so pretty good.
>>12490983
Isn't that a girl though?

>> No.12490986

>>12490978
I think I'd rather be a common street whore than do something so awful.

>> No.12490989

>>12490986
>street whore
Who would be your pimp?

>> No.12490991

>>12490985
Honestly, I can't tell if it's a girl
>>12490989
Jewnukis make the best pimps

>> No.12490992

>>12490989
Maybe something strong like an oni to protect me from customers who want to damage the merchandise. Or a certain raccoon eared mg to ensure that all transactions go smoothly.

>> No.12490993

>>12490991
>can't tell it's a girl
Boobs and vulva are usually found on females.

>> No.12490998

>>12490993
>boobs
looks pretty flat to me, I thought he was dressed in a corset to humiliate him.
>Vulva
thought it was a small package
Sue me, I was looking at big titty elf, not the kid

>> No.12490999

>>12490998
/ll/ is almost as good as /ss/

>> No.12491005

>>12490919
>>12490910
>>12490902
It's quite easy to understand: a whole lot of people are terrible, and the things they want are awful.

>> No.12491006

>>12490999
elves are just voracious, aren't they?
/ll/ing and /ss/ing with abandon, it's no wonder they find themselves in Orc gangbangs and human slave markets, waiting to be sold to a rich old fat guy who dresses her as a maido and violates her with his impossibly big fat old guy cock.

>> No.12491008

>>12490980
Just look at those big fluffy paws. Almost makes me want to pick up the series.

>> No.12491009

>>12490986
Would you sell your virginity to an oomukade if she paid well?

>> No.12491013

>>12491005
Nothing wrong with wanting to get treated like a bitch though. At least you're not hurting anyone.

>> No.12491014

>>12491009
Yes

>> No.12491016

>>12491009
Only if I liked her.

>> No.12491018

>>12491014
Even if there's a risk of accidentally love nipping you and enslaving you forever?

>> No.12491020

>>12491016
Your a prostitute, you don't have to like your clients. Its your job to fuck them.

>> No.12491023

>>12491018
Yes

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>>12491020
I want to be a gold digger though. Find an awkward, rich oomukade and become her gigolo that she can never quite tell if he genuinely likes her or not.

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>>12491008

>> No.12491035

>>12491027
You're a bad person anon.

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>>12490836
No. She's just a shy girl with bad puns.

>> No.12491040

>>12491013
True, people pay good money for that.

>> No.12491042

>>12491035
As if anyone could seriously love a disgusting centipede. Her money is the only attractive thing about her.

>> No.12491045

>>12491039
She's not shy, she's just quiet a lot because it's hard work to think up those jokes. I refuse to accept Charon as a generic moeblob.

>> No.12491048

>>12491035
The joke's on her 'cause I do love her.

>> No.12491049

>>12491042
As if anybody could seriouslly love (insert waifu here). You really don't understand these threads at all do you.

>> No.12491050

>>12491039
what puns?

>> No.12491051

>>12491050
You... don't know who Charon is?

>> No.12491052

>>12491048
>rich tomoko oomukade hires a human life coach to make her into a successful girl
>they practise presenting and dates for months
>she's finally fit for society
>he has grown to love her for what she really is
Will she stay a fujo for love or live a sham life as a millionaire playgirl heiress?

>> No.12491055

>>12490921
"What's coming?" Bates asked while attempting to get out of bed only to find that he couldn't move his feet either.
"It would seem that despite everything I've done, everything I've helped you do you still aren't taking your role seriously. Do you think I can rest easy with that kind of person as my master?"
"Cut it out. Untie me and make breakfast."
"No. It would seem I've been unable to train your mind into something worthwhile, so I think I'll spend all day staining your body in the colors of a contributing member of society instead. That, of course, means teaching you to obey your helpful little maid."

Rita whipped back the covers to reveal her master's naked form. She sighed inwardly; he looked so much better with a proper diet and some forced exercise. Shame she hadn't been able to do the same to that filthy, sloppy little mind her master came with as well. Maybe if today went well she could still save him.
"Rita, let me go. That's an order."
"No no no," the kikimora chided as she reached into a drawer to pull out candlesticks and a lighter, "I'll give the orders today."

With that Margarita lit a candle and sat straddling Bates' waist. Despite the situation young master found himself reacting to the silky thighs wrapped around his abdomen, the heat of the maid's barely covered cunt soaking into his gut and those delicious breasts jutting out like fruit waiting to be picked just a few feet from his hands. How could he not? Margarita smiled wickedly as she noticed Bates' arousal poking her in the back.
"Good. Now then Mr. Bates, it's time for your first lesson. I'm going to ask you a few questions. If you answer truthfully, you get a reward." As she said the word 'reward,' Rita ran her free hand up the stream of pre leaking from Bates' cock, sending shivers up his spine. "And if you lie, you get a punishment." With that the kikimora let two drops of wax from the burning candle fall onto Bates' chest, making him buck at the sensation. "Understand?"

>> No.12491056

>>12491051
the ferryman of the dead in greek mythology?

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>>12489856
It varies

>> No.12491059

>>12491051
the shitty writefag character?

>> No.12491060

>>12491056
No, she's the Ferrywoman. And she makes bad puns. And she used to have a wonderful braid. Until Alp got the bright idea to cut it. And now she doesn't.

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>>12491059
>Charon
>Writefag character

>> No.12491062

>>12491029
Paws, abs, and expression, all 10/10. I want to do lewd things with her.

>> No.12491063

>>12491060
>And now she doesn't.
I will never accept this you fagets.

>> No.12491064

>>12491052
>Tomoomukade

>> No.12491065

>>12489856
Close trim > shaven > bush > landing strip bullshit

>> No.12491067

>>12491060
im guessing this is from one of you guys stories

>> No.12491068

>>12491063
Too many people have very shit taste when concerning her, and alp is a faggot so she will write it all.

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>>12491062
But could you handle her in full moon mode?

>> No.12491070

>>12491068
>she
But I'm a boy, anon.

>> No.12491071

>>12491067
Not originally so no she is not a writefag character. She was only put into stories afterwards.

>> No.12491075

>>12491070
You're an alp, alps are girls eventually. Still a faggot though.

>> No.12491081

>>12491069
Jesus I don't remember this scene.

>> No.12491082

>>12491075
But wouldn't that make me a lesbian? Well, you just keep up the verbal abuse now that you started.

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>>12491050
These puns

>> No.12491086

>>12491071
then I am utterly confused
does charon from greek mythology make puns?
did a charon from some other media make puns?

>> No.12491087

>>12491069
Violent, predatory full moon rape mode >>>>> blushing moe blob mode

>> No.12491088

>>12491071
One of these days I'm going to draw my ara ara ufufu ojou Charon-chan that all y'all faggots just ignored back then. Then I can just mentally dump all the /mgg/ baggage like hobos and haircuts on the "other one"

>> No.12491090

>>12491086
No. She's Original Character, Do Not Steal.

>> No.12491091

>>12491065
Surely it should depend on the girl. Hair on a lizard- or spider-girl wouldn't make much sense, but on a werewolf it's almost mandatory.

>> No.12491093

>>12491088
Looking forward to it. Dragging her down from that high place and making her into a braidless cumdumpster will be all the more satisfying.

>> No.12491094

>>12491081
It was the episode where they where at the lake house, I think it was one of the first 3 eps.

>> No.12491095

>>12491082
You're a faggot originally because you are a man. You technically turn straight when you transform, but you are still originally a faggot.
>>12491086
Dude do you not understand that these threads create characters. We gave her those traits. Was the original charon a girl? No. So what makes you think that we didn't add other things?
>>12491088
Please do, we need a charon people wont try to force all their shit tier fetishes on.

>> No.12491096

>>12491091
but lizards and spiders have hair on their heads, why wouldn't they have some pubes?

>> No.12491098

>>12491069
I'd let her wash over me like a hot, snarling wave of feral werewolf.

>> No.12491099

>>12491065
>implying any of that shit matters to her when she's forcing you tongue deep inside her

>> No.12491101

>>12491094
That makes sense, gonna have to go rewatch at least that episode now, been a long time since I've seen it.

>> No.12491102

>>12491095
But if I stay a faggot through the transformation, wouldn't I also stay a man, thereby making the whole thing pointless?

>> No.12491114

>>12491102
Like I said you were originally a faggot, you technically aren't any more though I will still call you one. Though if the guy who is currently fucking you likes fucking traps there might be a chance you stay a guy. Though me might go alp too.

>> No.12491116

>>12491114
>me might go alp too
Freudian slip ahoy! Come on, you know you want it...
I'll stop now.

>> No.12491118

I'd fuck an alp.
In the butt, while wearing a rubber, so she couldn't get my man juice

>> No.12491121

>>12491118
And I'd make her go through the trash to get the rubber

>> No.12491122

>>12491118
>wearing a rubber
Is this like doing orgasm denial to MG's?

>> No.12491124

>>12491122
food denial to an Alp

>> No.12491125

>>12491118
>while wearing a rubber
You are a bad person.

>> No.12491126

>>12491096
I was trying to compromise, but you're right: pubes for all!

>> No.12491127

>>12491118
I bet alps have forced masculinization fetishes.

>> No.12491131

>>12491125
the MGs would beg me for it, but I wouldn't give them my essence. I would hold it back, maintaining the purity of essence.

>> No.12491133

>>12491131
>P.O.E.
A ratio of ten MGs to every human boy?

>> No.12491134

Your monster girl waifu just asked you to pull out when you ejaculate so she doesn't get pregnant.

Do you comply or cum inside anyway?

>> No.12491135

>>12490367
It's only a matter of time I'm sure before they give an actual announcement.
But which studio would be the best to animate it is the bigger question.

>> No.12491136

>>12491133
Lionel, have you ever seen a Monster Girl drink a glass of water?

>> No.12491138

>>12491134
Wait, why would she have to ask me to pull out if she's raping me?

>> No.12491140

>>12491134
>A monster girl who does not want to be pregnant
What is this heresy? Why is she my waifu?

>> No.12491141

>>12491136
>You're going to have to answer to the coca-cola company
Truly the greatest comedy of all time.

>> No.12491142

>>12491134
I'd cum on her delicious tits/stomach. Or tit fuck up and cum on her face/in her mouth. So yes.

>> No.12491143

>>12491134
when they want me to cum inside them, I won't.

When they want me to pull out, that's when I aim for the baby maker

>> No.12491145

>>12491131

>MGs would beg me for it
>I wouldn't give them my essence
>I would hold it back
>maintaining the purity of essence

I don't think you know how Monster Girls work, Anon.

>> No.12491147

>>12491141
>I think you're some kind of prevert, and the General found out about your preversions
>>12491145
wear a rubber, at all times

>> No.12491149

>>12491145
Let him be blissfully ignorant for now. It makes the mindbreak that much more satisfying.

>> No.12491151

>>12491145
I don't think you've seen Stanley Kubrick's finest film

>> No.12491153

>>12491147
Oh lord, just wearing a condom all the time. Like that one South Park episode.

>> No.12491154

>>12491147
>Ladies, you can't rape in here, this is the Sex Room!
It just works, doesn't it?

>> No.12491155

>>12491138
That's a good question.

I believe the answer is more rape.

>> No.12491160

>>12491151
You gave it away you fool!

>> No.12491162

>>12491154
>President Merkin Muffley
>General Buck Turgidson

>> No.12491164

>>12491134
Why did you ask this question, knowing it would just attract assholes?

>> No.12491166

>>12491162
>Major Slong
Okay we're getting carried away here.
>the average shitposter has no regard for human life. Not even his own. The enemy may come individually, or they may come in strength
Last one I swear.

>> No.12491169

>>12491164
Isn't that the point of 4chan in general, anon?

>> No.12491171

>>12491134
Comply, kids are costly and destroy all fun

>> No.12491175

>>12491164
Well anon, sometimes girls don't want you to take responsibility and just want sex.

And then BAM! Cumshot to the womb. Imagine how frustrating that must make most monster girls.

Especially succubi

>> No.12491176

>>12491171
Not all fun, they give momentary enjoyment every now and then. And trust me I hate kids too.

>> No.12491177

>>12491164
Anon likes to stir up shit, as per usual.

>> No.12491178

>>12491166
>MonsterGirl rides the dick bomb that falls onto MG city, giving every man and monster girl alike an earth shattering orgasm, drowning the world in cum and girl cum

>> No.12491179

>>12491134
Pull out, and either let her fellate me, or hotdog my way to ejaculation.

We'll be cuddling together either way.

>> No.12491186

>>12491145
You'd need to be some sort of wizard to successfully deny a monstergirl your seed.

>> No.12491187

>>12491178
>Mein Führer! I can get hard!
Okay, THAT was the last one. Fuck me, I'm watching that today.

>> No.12491193

>>12491187
>We'll fuck again
>Don't know where
>Don't know when

>> No.12491195

>>12491186
But how do you become a wizard in the first place then? Apprenticeship where the senior wizard protects the young'un?

>> No.12491199

>>12491186
>>12491195
purity

>> No.12491203

>>12491195
You get to 30 years of age without losing your virginity. Then you gain the power to shape the world to your will, provided you know the spells.

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>>12491199
Purity?

>> No.12491206

>>12491204
fuck off unicorn, no one wants horse pussy. Anon is trying to become a wizard and you'll fuck that up with your horse pussy.

>> No.12491208

>>12491195
That's like asking how to be a successful international criminal. You have to be extremely secretive and fall in with the right clandestine organizations, and hope that MG Interpol doesn't catch on.

>> No.12491209

>>12491203
I know what a fucking wizard is, my point was that if you need to be a wizard to deny MGs your seed, how the fuck do you become a wizard so you can stop them from taking you against your will?
>>12491206
She made a lunchbox... with heart-shaped carrots.

>> No.12491221

>>12491204
If I wanted hooves and a gentle demeanour, I'd waifu a Holstaurus.

>>12491209
>how the fuck do you become a wizard so you can stop them from taking you against your will?
With great cunning and luck.

>> No.12491222

>>12491209
I don't even like carrots, besides, I'm not a virgin.

>> No.12491229

>>12491208
And then you have to learn how to resist mg "interrogation" techniques if you get captured, e.g. meditation to keep yourself from getting erect, selective attention, masturbating a lot to keep your sex drive low, etc.

>> No.12491233

>>12491221
Your virtue has drawn her to you, but she senses wickedness planting its seeds in your hear! She must help you!
>>12491222
>I'm not a virgin
Then why does the Unicorn have to hots for you?

>> No.12491237

>>12491229
Dick inversion spells
Cumfetti spells
anti charm spells
turning succubutt tails into bananas
>>12491233
She has faulty information
I lost my virginity in 2007

>> No.12491240

>>12491229
Buddha had to remain stoic in the face of seductive bitches who were the daughters of the King of Hell. This works.
>>12491237
>talking about losing your virginity on the internet
Please don't.

>> No.12491242

>>12491237
And party horn dicks.
Don't forget the party horn dicks.

>> No.12491243

I wish I'd kept it, if it makes you feel better

>> No.12491253

>>12491242
and a fire spell that spells out
>eat shit, monster slut
in the sky

>> No.12491254

>>12491237
>I lost my virginity in 2007

pffff and I'm the fucking Queen of the Demon Realm. Spread your legs, virgin scum.

>> No.12491258

>>12491254
but it's true. I kept the receipt

>> No.12491263

>>12491258
You think you can fool us with that cheap fucking forgery? A blowjob doesn't count as the real thing, kiddo.

>> No.12491288

>>12491193
Am the only one who finds the original song really touching and not schmaltzy at all?

>> No.12491292

>momdom
http://exhentai.org/g/738004/09e3136cd8/

>> No.12491293

>>12491175
...why would you want to do that?

>> No.12491296

>>12491288
Maybe if I didn't associate it with the end of the world, but every time I hear I think about the bombs going off.

>> No.12491298

>>12491242
>>12491253
There's a nice open spot in the reeducation camps for people like you.

>> No.12491306

>>12491296
Just listen to the Byrds version then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svo5Jgn8EE8

>> No.12491315

>>12491306
Hmm, feels cheesy now.

>> No.12491346
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12491346

>taking a bottle of mysterious liquid from a green rapist zombie
Seems legit.

>> No.12491353

>>12491346
>>taking a bottle of mysterious liquid from a green rapist zombie
>Seems legit.

I know, right? Seriously. This kid is just begging for rape.

>> No.12491354

>>12491346
Come on, don't be a pussy.

>> No.12491355

>>12491346
It's probably a potion of might
Drink it faggit

>> No.12491364

>>12491346
What's the worst that could happen?

>> No.12491365

>>12491055
Her hand shouldn't have felt as good as it did, that wax shouldn't have felt as bad as it did. Why was Bates' body so sensitive? What else was in that milk? Something was wrong, but he was helpless to do anything about it. Helpless to do anything but whine, that is.
"Rita it's hot, stoooop."
"No lies, no wax. It's simple. Now then, first question: where did you go yesterday?"
"Work?" Searing wax. "Ahh!"
"Where? Did? You? Go?"
Bates whimpered. "I went to the course, okay?!" More wax.
"That won't do, you need to tell me everything." The candle burned brightly, the helpless master looked at it and gulped before answering.
"I went golfing, and to the game store, and... and a strip club." Three simple strokes nearly sent Bates to heaven even as the maid clucked her tongue.
"Honestly, a strip club in the middle of the day? Well, we can deal with that later. For now, tell me where you were the rest of the week."
"I-I was in the office, w- ah! Okay, I wasn't at work! I was out, doing not working things!" Two more strokes.
"Did you go to work at all, then?"
"A little on Monday..." It was obvious bates was digging himself into a hole, but for the warmth of the gloved hand, to avoid the searing heat of that wax, he would keep digging until she wanted him to stop.
"Have you been fired yet?"
"Not that I know of. Mmm!"
"Do you not know because you've been screening your calls?"
"Y-yes. Oh god!" One, maybe two more strokes and Bates would've been stained those gloves white with his seed. One more question, maybe two would be all it took to send him over, but there weren't any more.
"I see you lack discipline, Mr. bates. Let's see what we can do about that."

The kikimora stood, leaving her master's dick straining for relief. She wordlessly slid off her now soaking panties and sat down on top of him again, this time on top of one leg. A snail trail formed as she shifted to get comfortable.
"Now then, you're going to hold your breath."

>> No.12491374

I now want to discuss fluffy paws.

Would monstergirls even like having their paws touched?
It's probably different for everybody, but my cat hates having her paws touched. I know a lot of trained dogs don't seem to mind giving handshakes, though.
I can imagine it being a kind of acquired thing for some individual monstergirls, probably catgirls more than canine-types. Like even though they're fine grabbing what they want with their paws, a human hand just playing with her paws might feel uncomfortable.

>> No.12491375

>>12491365
I am invested now.

>> No.12491377
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12491377

For those of you who like their girls spooky and/or scary, the /d/ Creepy Waifu thread is back up. Last time I checked, it contained only one futa, which is impressive.

>> No.12491383

>>12491377
>the hills have eyes
Bet they're haunted, too.

>> No.12491401

>>12491365
You have recieved my dick's attention. Carry on

>> No.12491409
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12491409

Would you wash down there?

>> No.12491422

>>12491409
no

>> No.12491429

>>12491409
Yes, one has to take good care of their beasts of burden.

>> No.12491437

>>12491409
No, centaurs and others just don't mix. It's a shame but it's the way it is.

>> No.12491441

>>12491365
"Hold my breath? That's it?"
"Yes. It's very simple, no? Hold your breath until I tell you to stop and you will have proven that you can in fact do as told. If you fail like a miserable excuse of a man though..."
"A-alright."
"Good, then start... now."

Despite his body still reeling from not-quite orgasming Bates was determined to meet those conditions. He wasn't quite sure what game Margarita was playing, but he knew it wasn't going to get any easier. He took a deep breath and held, and held...

Margarita sat atop her master, watching the second tick by on the clock. Thirty. Hardly an accomplishment yet, but hardly a challenge either. No, simply simply succeeding like this would mean nothing. It was time.

Kikimora had a ring of feathers around their wrists. It was dirty and unpleasant, but in a pinch they could serve as a fine feather duster. Margarita took this circle of soft, springy fluff and gently brushed it across her master's toes. the effect was immediate. The man that had been quietly laying beneath her like a log violently shook, the sensation of something so ticklish being dragged across a sensitive spot on an already unnaturally sensitive body was too beach to bear quietly. First there were tremors, then the first snorts of laughter as Bates' willpower failed.
"Pffhaha, rita wait, I can't- ahahaha- hold my breath if you tickle- GAHAHAHA!"
"A better man could. You certainly can't do it while pleading with me, either."

The maid continued relentlessly. Every stroke tickled, every tickle brought a spasm, and every spasm brought Bates' leg against the kikimora's dripping snatch. The two moved in opposite directions. Margarita steadily moved towards orgasm as every errant movement against her clit sent a surge of pleasure up her body, but for Bates tense cramping muscles and too little air only meant a burning pain everywhere. still, Margarita did not stop until she shuddered herself when her master's agony became her ecstasy.

>> No.12491471

>>12491441
This is wonderful.

Which gets me thinking, why was the Kikimora generally frowned upon so much much?

>> No.12491473

>>12491409
Sure, if she wanted me to. (Though with her proportions, she probably can't reach on her own. I guess centaur bathrooms always have bidets)

>> No.12491476

>>12491471
Because people think she's an enabler.

>> No.12491479

>>12491476
I kinda miss that fellow who'd post a Tojo while calling Kikimora, Holstaurus, and Sea Bishops shit-tier monstergirls.

>> No.12491482

>>12491479
And I miss "that" but times change.

>> No.12491484

>>12491471
People are retarded.

>> No.12491485
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12491485

>>12491374
I prefer Big Meaty Claws

I mean look at the inside soles of them

They look so smooth and comfy

I want to hold a Jabberwock's claw

>> No.12491490

>>12491374

>fluffy paws
>Not Puffy Paws

>> No.12491498

>>12491471
Why the fuck would you want a waifu who does everything for you.

>> No.12491510

>>12491377
You know, the hindu god that is based on actually had /vaginas/ all over his body. The great god took pity on him and turned them to eyes.

He got cursed originally for being a dick and got covered with pussies.

...a monster girl covered in pussies.

>> No.12491516

>>12491510
Well now, I need to read up on some Hindu stuff.

>> No.12491524

>>12491485
Those look nice too. Kind of plush. Would you let her cradle your head in one of those claws, while the razor-sharp tips scratch and brush idly against your scalp?

>>12491490
Puffy paws? Sounds like an infection of some sort. I don't think anybody wants that.

>> No.12491535

>>12491485
Does she get freaky with those two alien head things?

>> No.12491537

>>12491374
My cat hates it too. I want to bully a monster girl by playing with her paw.

>> No.12491551

>>12491374
Well, the ones on her forelimbs are basically hands, so you're discussing holding hands here. Should probably take that sort of thing to /d/.

>> No.12491552

>>12491498
She doesn't do everything for you. She makes sure you have a clean and happy home to come to after you bust your ass all day at work. If you don't bust your ass all day at work she rapes you until you do. Simple, right?

>> No.12491562

>>12491510
I think that's actually dodomeki, a kind of Japanese goblin that is created from the soul of a dead thief, or hyakume, some sort of temple guardian that is covered in eyes.

That episode with Indra was still cool though.

>>12491516
I like the part where Shiva accidentally destroys love with his third eye, and by love I mean the literal concept of feeling sexually attracted to things. He almost fucks over everything because nothing will have sex anymore and the whole earth kind of dies off.

In fact devas almost destroy the world all the damn time. There was one time when they tied a snake to a mountain and used him as a net to drag stuff from an ocean of milk, but they shook the snake so hard that it got nauseous and started vomiting all over the place, which was a problem because its vomit was a world-destroying venom. Should've thought of that before spinning him like a damn top, huh.

>> No.12491568

>>12491562
And I thought Asura's Wrath was an exaggeration.

>> No.12491594

>>12491568
Hinduism is much like all polytheistic religions used to be - accumulated from the myths of hundreds of cultures over thousands of years. It is thus full of mad shit.

>> No.12491622

>>12489893
no.

>> No.12491635

>>12491471
Because monstergirls let force you to throw all your corporate drone cares away. There's no society to fit in with, no bosses to take orders from. Now it's just you, and her, living a simple, sex- and cuddle-filled life with no burdensome responsibilities.

And then this shit kikimora comes along and her fetish is to make you be MORE of a workaholic corporate drone instead.

>> No.12491636

>>12491568
You've seen nothing, Hindu mythology is ridiculously over the top. There was an asura that got a boon to clone himself whenever a drop of his blood got to the ground and he went full Mr. Smith on the devas, but then they called in Durga who killed him off by cutting up every clone and drinking all the blood before it could drop to the ground. Another asura got a boon to not be killed during day or night, on ground or in the air, in or outside any dwelling, by gods or men, by mortals or immortals, by the living or the dead, by animate beings or with inanimate objects. He again busted a cap on the gods' asses, but Vishnu killed him by transforming into a lion-man (neither beast nor man) monster demigod (neither mortal nor immortal) that jumped out of a statue (making him neither a living being nor an object) during twilight (neither day nor night), took him to his knees (neither land nor sky) on the steps of his house (neither inside nor outside) and slashed his throat with his claws (neither living nor dead).

Also, one of Vishnu's holy weapons is a goddamn chainsaw.

>> No.12491652

>>12491524
>Would you let her cradle your head in one of those claws, while the razor-sharp tips scratch and brush idly against your scalp?
You're implying I'd have a choice.

But fuck yes, nothing would be better than tender loving femdom from a Jabberwock.

>>12491535
Well of course. But I'm sure they'll warm up to you after a while and be less bitey.

>> No.12491666

>>12491441
Bates groaned as Rita languished in her afterglow. Everything hurt. Even going to work sucked less than this. If he'd just known he could've skipped the course, slaved through a few hours at work and not had to deal with the henpecking and... this.
"That was pathetic, Mr. Bates," the maid said once she finally came back down to Earth. "You barely lasted forty seconds. Catch your breath and we'll try again. This time I'll help you."
"Rita please..."
"It's too late to beg now. Save your strength, I promise you'll need it."
"Goddammit Margarita, I said-" Bate was interrupted by the crack of his maid's hand slapping into his cheek.
"Language. Now, prepare yourself."

Bates had little more than enough time to take a breath before his dominating maid moved her hips backwards and forced his head into the pillow with her ass. Any other time he might have delighted in having a woman's genitals shoved in his face, but in this way with her butt pressed around his nose and her vulva pushed firmly against his moth there was no air to breathe. He writhed at the thought.
"Now now, calm down and think, Mr. Bates. What can you do to get yourself out of this situation, hmm?"
"Ah~" Margarita cooed as the first laps of Bates' tongue found her snatch. "That's it, take initiative. Get me off and I'll get off."
He tried. You certainly couldn't blame Bates for not trying. His technique was sloppy and unfocused though, and the rapid movement of his tongue, spurred ever faster by the burning in his lungs, did little to pleasure the kikimora on top of him. eventually his movements slowed as the ring of darkness in his vision grew ever larger. Picking up on his imminent loss of consciousness Margarita finally moved and turned to look at him.
"All the times we've been together and that's the best you can do? You don't know my sweet spots at all? You need to pay more attention to the people around you. You're too self-centered."

>> No.12491670

>>12491551
Anon, are you suggesting that you wouldn't hold hands with a blushing werewolfu?
That you wouldn't ignore her outcry as you quickly place your palm right into the middle of her centre pad? You wouldn't smile as she fumbled her words, and stared, dumbstruck, as you stretched your fingers to their maximum span to place two between each of her three paws? You wouldn't clasp down firmly, sinking in past the underlayer of soft, near-frictionless fur until you were effectively interlacing your fingers with her paws?
You wouldn't watch as her claws, sharper and more wicked than butcher knives, unsheathed and curled in surprise at the alien sensation? And you wouldn't respond by rubbing your thumb in circles across her centre pad, watching her aggression melt away at the pleasant, ticklish sensation?
And you absolutely wouldn't smile as her fourth digit, the "thumb" of her paw, suddenly brought your hand tightly to her paw, and dug into the top of your hand with her claw?
You wouldn't let yourself be wrestled to the ground as the werewolf regained her dignity and fucked you stupid, alternating between milking your shaft raw with those dangerous, dexterous paws, and turning you into a moaning cum-dispenser for the rest of the night? You wouldn't wake up the morning after, sore and aching, and cradled in that sleep-whining werewolf's embrace like a soft toy?

This makes up nicely for that murderwolf series of posts I wrote a while back, in my mind.

>> No.12491680

>>12491263
wait it doesn't? I CAN STILL BE A WIZARD!

>> No.12491681
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>>12491594

Hindu monstergirls?

>> No.12491682

>>12491670
>makes up
>for murderwolf
You take that back. Murderwolf is loev

>> No.12491685
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12491685

You are in an adventuring party with monster girls, what is it made up of?

>> No.12491704
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12491704

>>12491682
You're right, she is. Consider it balancing the scales for a healthy, mixed diet of werewolf love then.
I want to wash congealed blood out of her fur and listen to her howls during the full moon, both lustful and frightful. I want to see her in the bedroom at night, illuminated in silver and gleaming with sweat under the moon's light, snarling a crooked smile and looking at me lovingly with amber eyes that gleam in the dark like the flare from a gunshot.

Oh and also there's the old murderwolf post I guess.

>> No.12491705
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12491705

Why am I always the last to know about these? It's not fair...

B-Boo... I guess...

>> No.12491706

>>12491685
Liliraune, Oomukade, Matango, Sandworm, Tanuki. Sandworm carries the less mobile members, tanuki stays in base (i.e. sandworm) and manages finances, oomukade and matango poison and infest the shit out of anything that looks at the sandworm funny. Liliraune supports with nectar.

>> No.12491716

>>12491706
> no fighters
> no mages

>> No.12491717

>>12490510
You are a bad person for writing this, and I am worse for liking it.

>> No.12491723

>>12491666
Continue

>> No.12491726

>>12491716
Fighting is nasty, disturbing and uncomfortable, and it makes you late for dinner. Nope, much better to just drill in, drop matango spores and a bucket of oomukade venom, drill down, wait a week, go back with a hazmat suit and collect rewards when everybody involved is a shambling mushroom monster.

>> No.12491727

>>12490919
Go home family man.

>> No.12491731

>>12491705
Sadako-chan is never late.

>> No.12491732

>>12491681
I'd snu her snusnu.

>> No.12491739

>>12491666
Of course, her words barely registered as the man tied to the bed sputtered and coughed as the first sweet breaths of air entered his lungs again.
"Oh god," he coughed.
"Shh, you're okay. Now then, let's go again. Can you handle the feathers or do you need me to help you still?"
"I'm sorry!" The exclamation practically came out as a sob. "I'm sorry, okay?! I mean it!"
"That's interesting. Tell me, why are you sorry?" Rita asked as she leaned forward, with the softness of her chest gently resting against his and the one of those exquisite gloved hands reaching down to grasp Bates' still throbbing shaft. "And who are you sorry toward?"
"I'm sorry to you because I let you down. Oh..." Two strokes of supreme bliss hit Bates' cock. It was a struggle not to let his eyes roll back.
"No no, look at me. What else are you sorry for?"
"I'm sorry for being messy and playing too many gmes and..." The next part of the sentence dissolved into a groan as the kikimora kept pumping apologies out of Bates' penis.
"Yes, that's right, but who else? You have people at the job to apologize too, right?"
He nodded. "I'm sorry to my boss for not finishing those reports and for skipping work, and to my clients for ditching them, and to my employees for not being there..." Bates was so close, but he'd run out of things to say.
"Are you cumming soon?"
"Yes!"
"Then go on, and make it count."
"And... and I'm sorry... for being a bad master!"

Margarita's hand froze in place and her eyes grew wide at the apology she wanted to hear most. She practically dove between her master's knees to take his pre-cum oozing swollen broom handle into her and suck like the best vacuum on Earth. She blew Bates with gusto, spurring him to shoot his load into her mouth with everything she had. He obliged, and the semen came out in a torrent so large even the experienced maid could barely swallow.

Both of them collapsed into the bed, one panting, the other making sure she swallowed every drop of seed.

>> No.12491752

>>12491739
>swollen broom handle
I haven't heard that euphemism before.

>> No.12491756

>>12491739
>kept pumping apologies out of Bates' penis.
Amazing.

>> No.12491790

>>12491670
Damn that's cute.

>> No.12491791

>>12491739
"Thank you," Bates whispered as soon as he was aware of the world again.
"You're welcome."
"Can we stop now?" The sentence was half question, half plea.
"No, not yet. But if you keep submitting so earnestly maybe I can be a little more gentle. We have all weekend after all, it'll be easier on both of us that way. do you understand?"
Bates nodded weakly. She was only looking out for him, after all.
"Good," the kikimora began, lazily stroking her master back to hardness. "Now, I believe we were working on your self-discipline?"

Bates went back to work and begged his bosses to let him make up for his absences. He stayed late and worked hard, exhausting himself but doing the best job anyone could ask for. Were it not for the loyal servant at his home working even more diligently now to see to it that her master was completely taken care of at home he would've curled up into a ball and quit, going right back to the pathetic unemployed ways he had before. But she was there, and they had each other.

"Welcome home, master," Margarita greeted her master one day two weeks after that day at the course. "Would you prefer dinner first, or a bath, or per-" She would never finish the sentence, as she found herself forcefully pinned against the wall with brutish hands yanking at her clothes. That was fine, she'd been prepared and long since replaced all of her buttons with snaps and stopped bothering with underwear; she welcomed Batess aggressive advance by wrapping one leg around his waist and hugging his neck as he greedily lapped and nipped at her breast. She smiled at the work she'd done as his hands reached into her dress and explored the naked body beneath.

Yes, Margarita was proud of Bates, and it was vital for an important, alpha male but still caring master like hers to manage his stress, even if it took all night <3.

The fucking end.

>> No.12491831

>>12491791
Wunderbar

>> No.12491861

>>12490513
>>12490494

What can I say to appease you Anon?

Clearly you think it's heretical to fight a P'Orc in the rain, the mud sloshing about your boots as your footwork outdoes her brute strength and allows you to trip her up.

Then, as she's recovering dazily on her hands and knees you just rip that loincloth of hers down and sproink that fucking tail while she squeals like the sow she is.

Plowing that wet and hot fuckhole of hers in the full view of the rest of the band of P'Orcs would be the greatest thing ever as you nibble on her pig ear and pump your baby batter deep into the slutty pig of a woman you're busy thrusting in to as if your life depended on it.

Your standards are gone, your morals are gone. Your hands full with her stomach pudge and jiggling it as you berate yourself, each one of your smacks across that elastic and jiggly ass of hers getting her to clench down HARD and make her porcine pussy virginally tight.

Then, after you're spent pumping roughly three loads into her, she doesn't run or cry or get her sisters to lynch you. Nay. NAY I SAY.

She fucking takes your dick in hand and laps at the remainder of your seed, her innocent eyes simply glittering as she cleans your dick with her mouth, the male scent infusing itself in her nostrils to the point that just looking at you makes her ready herself for a fuck or two.

Even going so far as to offer her breast milk to you as nourishment.

AND PEOPLE CALL P'ORCS LOW TIER.

>> No.12491876

>>12491861
I'm happy that i'm compiling these.

>> No.12491888

>>12491876

Delete them right now

>> No.12491896

>>12491888
No.
http://i.imgur.com/OacEMWF.png

>> No.12491913

>>12491896

Very well then

http://i.imgur.com/HvqY25y.jpg

>> No.12491918

It's not normally this slow, what gives?

>> No.12491919

>>12491913
Why does the Eraserhead baby want my money?

>> No.12491927

>>12491918
For one, the image limit has been reached, and two, Anons are probably doing real-life things as a result.

>> No.12491940

>>12491791

Pastebin that shit right now. I've never got hard to one of these stories before goddamn.

>> No.12491956

>>12491940
>Pastebin
Scrub.
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85758526/Kikimora%20fapfic

I feel like this could really use some editing and more text, so maybe check back in a few weeks. Also, if this got your rocks off you might also want to check out the Manticore Fapfic as well. It's probably not what you think it will be.

>> No.12491967

>>12491956
SF you're my nigga

>> No.12491974

>>12491956
>http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85758526/Kikimora%20fapfic

Thank you. I knew it was going to be one of the better writefags behind that.

>> No.12491978

>>12491974
>reading a brony's work
ok.

>> No.12491980

>>12491978

Seafoam is a brony? Oh dear.

It still doesn't stop him from being a decent writefag, though.

>> No.12491981

>>12491685
Oni exorcist monk
Shirohebi mage
Girtablilu assassin/thief

>> No.12491984

Alright, since the thread is dying, what is your favorite seasoning/marinade/sauce, and what is your favorite species of monstergirl?

I'll start: Cheyenne pepper, and Undead monstergirls.

>> No.12491987

>>12491980
He's not, it was just some bullshit someone said and now it's being forced for who knows why.

>> No.12491990

>>12491984
Ketchup and manticore

>> No.12491995

>>12491984
Tartare, slimegirl

>> No.12491996

>>12491984
Garlic/onion and holstaurus.

I am vanilla as they fucking come.

>> No.12492001

>>12491996
Onions are the shit.

Applebees' Vidalia Onion Sirloin is godly.

>> No.12492006

>>12491987
shut up seafoam, we all know you are.

garlic butter sauce, jinko

>> No.12492009

Lanternanon does not update nearly fast enough

>> No.12492015

>>12492006
I'm not him.
I find it worrying there's such a smear campaign that seems to go after random writefags.

>> No.12492022

>>12491984
Orange Teriyaki, Apophis

She may not be a Pharaoh, but I'd make sure she ate like one.

>> No.12492024

>>12491984

Mine is the choice of many others who are equally pure in body and spirit, for my desired choices will always be holy water and dead abominations!

Brothers! Our great journeys are not yet over! The Chief God is proud of our work in retaining these dreadful monsters, but we must not lower out guard! The pure and the defenseless shall not be stained by these hideous creature's essence, for we will stand and fight together once again in the next iteration!

The Order always prevails!

>> No.12492029

>>12492024
Shota squire getting tenderly molested by a strong, yandere monstergirl when?

>> No.12492030

>>12492029

NOT ON OUR WATCH.

>> No.12492034

>>12492024
Deus vult, brother.
The only good monster is a dead monster.
Hail to the Chief!

>> No.12492035

>>12492029
NEVER! in the name of Ilias be gone!

>> No.12492039

>>12492024
Let the Chief Goddess' beauty guide us through the night!

>> No.12492066

>>12492029

>A shota squire will never pork the orc

>> No.12492068

>>12492015

Good thing nobody goes after me then, for as non-existent as updates are.

>> No.12492076

>>12492068
because you're too busy fapping to ponies?
disgusting horse pussy.

>> No.12492080

>>12492076

More like it's because i'm so damned exhausted from work irl on a daily basis I can't ever bring myself to write without LDR whipping me.

Non... sensually.

>> No.12492083

>>12492080
Kinky.

>> No.12492092

>>12491622
Whats wrong?

>> No.12492093

>>12492080
So Seafoam, do you ever think you'll write a story about a Merrow?
You know, considering your name and all it implies.

>> No.12492095

>>12491685
8 Lizardgirl
Fighter
Ranger
Rogue
Paladin
Barbarian
Cleric
Druid
Bard

>> No.12492096

>>12492095
Spoon with the bard.

>> No.12492097

>>12492093

I'm not Seafoam. I am something much stranger.

>> No.12492100

>>12492080
I bet you enjoy that beast whipping you

LDR: ara ara, aren't you such a naughty boy. You better get to work or I'll have to get... violent.

But you would like that wouldn't you? Ara ara, aren't you such a pervert.

>> No.12492101

>>12491716
Bards in 5e are both

>> No.12492102

>>12491984

Pepper, wolf.

I lied, I like kitsune the most.

>> No.12492104

>>12492096
I'm spooning with all of them

>> No.12492106

>>12492097
go write something dammit

>> No.12492107

>>12492093
Since when have I ever been shown to associate with LDR past casual conversation?

Anyway, I've currently got no plans to write anything about merrows, no.

>> No.12492109

>>12492097
Are you an Akaname?

>> No.12492114

>>12492106

He bangs his fists against the posts yet still insists he sees the ghosts.

>>12492109

No.

>>12492100

I enjoy most things, to include being sensually massaged by an Apophis as those toned abdominals ripple and undulate like one of her belly dances all across my ramrod wedding tackle.

Or dominating the fuck out of P'Orc, giving her plenty of little piglets to wean like the whore she is

>> No.12492117

>>12491984
Steak sauce, wurm.

>> No.12492119

>>12492114
*write something with a plot
please

>> No.12492120

>>12492101

Are they still the ultimate fifth man? I stopped paying attention when 4.0 came out and just stayed with 3.5.

>>12491685

I'll be the rogue
Kitsune druid
Werewolf barbarian
Jinko monk

Team fluffy is a go. No sorc or wizard is worrying but meh, fuck it.

>> No.12492122

>>12492117
Do you eat spaghettis in front of her?

>> No.12492124

>>12492120
>Team fluffy is a go.
You had so better have the hair to back that up. Be credit to team.

>> No.12492127

>>12492120
They are the best class in the game. They can learn spells from any class and cast them as bard spells

>> No.12492128

>>12491956
>http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/85758526/Kikimora%20fapfic

I am desperately needy for more Pretty Human.

God I love that story so much.

>> No.12492131

>>12492124

I'm a pretty hairy guy (not fat or neckbeard, just hair everywhere). Anyway, the post said I was in the party too, so...

>> No.12492135

>>12492122
Never.

>> No.12492137

>>12492128
>27 days between last update and 2nd last update
>It's been 6 days since last update
You might want to forget how much you want it.

>> No.12492138

>>12492119

>Uppity son of a Sultan's harem gets kidnapped by a Girtablilu
>Raped, drugged, she tells him it's just part of her job
>He turns into Arab Batman and Allahu Ackbars his father and reigns as the Scorpion King

>> No.12492139

>>12491685
Apophis Assassin
>Human Mage
Medusa Fighter
>Shirohebi Healer
Echidna Archer

>> No.12492140

>>12492128
Fun fact: if I wrote as many words for Pretty Human as I just did for this spur of the moment thing I'd probably be done with my next update by now! Oh well.

>>12492137
In my defense I did also put out two other shorts in that time. Just sayin'.

>> No.12492178

>>12492092
depressed.

http://imgur.com/7NnuPTw

>> No.12492187

>>12492178
Hope you feel better soon, friend.

>> No.12492195

>>12492178
You're depressed because you're focusing on the hear end of a flat birdbrain.

Ruminate on holst tits at length, and suddenly your outlook will perk up

>> No.12492217

>>12492195
eh, it's a combination of many things. At least I worked on Octowitch a bit.

http://imgur.com/TsBlhcK

>> No.12492228

>>12487726
/a/, /tg/, and /vg/ are what i go to normally.
/a/'s pretty annoying to look at though.

>> No.12492233

>>12492217
How would you feel about recoloring Pharaoh like a Dark Valkyrie?

Or a delicious brown Purified Apophis?

>> No.12492234

Update on The Body snatcher, the sequel to Moonlight Murders. It's set in a Noir 60's-80's setting
Update begins at 352. Previous update on 266 in case you missed the last update

Like I've said before, English isn't my native so there's might me mistakes. Sorry in advance if anyone's even reading it
Also I know nothing of guns.

http://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx

>> No.12492235

>>12492228
Remember when /a/ used to be a fun place to lurk?

I remember. I remember the whole 4 months I was there.

>> No.12492250

Anons, how would you feel if your P'Orc tried to do work outs and lose that delicious plump of hers?

Would you trick her into drinking sugared tea/coffee and having her indulge in other sweets in order to make her even more deliciously plump due to her high metabolism?

Would you have her sit astride your shaft as you tell her about a "sex diet" and fuck her all night long, pumping your dick juice into her until you're run ragged and you're both hot sticky messes?

>> No.12492267

Does anyone know the name of that one manga with the tiger girl and cute monkey girl that Hound really liked?

>> No.12492269

>>12492250
As long as she kept the ears.

>> No.12492271

>>12492250
Would she lose the softness? This is important

>> No.12492275

>>12492271

No, because the diet is nothing more than you fucking her even more than usual, maybe even impregnating her.

The softness from her giving birth would be like the finest silk, the hot syrupy mess of her feminine juices intermingling in the conjunction of your dick into her fleshy folds and still-grippable pudge making her squeal and oink even more as you sucked her mother's milk from her breasts in a lewd circle of love.

You give her your milk, she gives you and the piglets hers, even when you lay her on her side awkwardly, taking big handfuls of those soft ass cheeks and jack hammering her deepest spots.

>> No.12492277

>>12492275
Hot damn anon, you're converting me into a P'Orc lover

>> No.12492278

>>12492140
I know how it is to be sidetracked, Seafoam. Right now I'm vacillating between so many stories. My loving kraken on shota femdom with lots of anal play. My demon lord love story. Giving my Lich some serious sexing in her next part. Needing to write a very /d/ story to replace all the ones I lost in an old computer crash.

AND I still want to do my Chrome love story with a lot of necrophilia and tight little succubi loli pussy fucking.

It really comes and goes.

Right now I am doing my Rachnera/Darling BDSM scene. There will be shibari. There will be light anal play. And there will be some mind numbing venom play as she forces him to orgasm repeatedly for her in every way she can think of.

So yeah. Pretty human when you feel like it man. Love the story to death though.

Ivy and Anonymous are going to fuck like a landslide once they both realize their love for one another.

I absolutely loved the cancer-recovering bald hair demon with her very animate and strokable bush. And the idea of an Alp fighting her instincts and saying 'I am not gay' and him being bro with her to both give her her needs and keep her drive for dicking down made me smile.

>> No.12492289

>>12492277

The best kind of P'Orc is the kind the poindexter beats in a test of wit over strength, effectively winning him a girl who'd fuck his brains out in a heartbeat.

Him taking huge handfuls of her copious bosom as she jiggled those deliciously stacked thighs, removing her bottom and laying on the floor, telling her new Master to "devour her" ravenously.

Hell, just imagine his foreskin peeling back in his impotent young adult fury, hotdogging his shaft in between her puffy vulva before his new wife just gently guides him in until he squirts out after two pumps from the jam-packed moistness and warmth of her walls.

Then she just locks her legs around him and hugs his face into her bosom, moderating his strokes until he makes her squeal like a sow in heat and pumping massive amounts of thick seed into her, some of the overflow leaking out onto the linoleum tiles.

Coming home to a Paladin dad who's all-too-confused as to why a P'Orc is clinging to his son's arms and fawning over her Master.

>> No.12492301

>>12492278
>Ivy and Anonymous are going to fuck like a landslide once they both realize their love for one another.
Yeah, that one's going to be hard to live up to. Fun to write, I'm sure, but hard to live up to. Also, the fact that Ivy's actually old enough to be their grandma will be in the back of everyone's mind.

>> No.12492302

>>12492301
Does her age mean she's experienced in fucking?

Fluffy fucks are always fun to read. If only there were more. Have any writefags done kitsune stuff other than you?

>> No.12492305

>>12492302

Bob is the biggest fluff faggot of them all.

>> No.12492307

>>12492305
Unfortunately.

>> No.12492313

>>12492302
>Does her age mean she's experienced in fucking?
It's weird that Joyce is a stated virgin, Ivy certainly won't be one, and not only because virgins are annoying to write. But I mean, sixty years? And she's attractive. rich and not a bitch? Someone would've hit that, especially when she was younger and stupider. Clearly she's not banging everything that comes at her, but there would've been at least one lover at some point in the past.

>Have any writefags done kitsune stuff other than you?
Kitsoviet's soviet fluffything jumps to mind there was also one about an inari and liver eating, Foie Gras I think it was called. Past that I'm sure there are more, but I don't recall them off hand.

>> No.12492316

>>12492301
Bah. Don't look down on your skill. You've written a magnificent love story and even if you don't include the actual sex, the very fact they are consumating it is going to be an intense thrill for readers. She may be old enough to be his grandmother, but he /loves/ her and she, very clearly, /needs/ him in her life.

Love and happiness and lots of kinky sex to follow.

>> No.12492317

>>12492313
Bob just wrote one with one hell of a kitsune Christmas Cake and a very lonely guy. Was a good and romantic read.

When I write one... its going to be about Yao. And Romance. And finding the love of her life.

>> No.12492343

>>12492317
>Yao
W-will she have a proper kitsune marriage?

>> No.12492344

>>12492233
I need to finish the Tarra tushie.
And other requests.

>> No.12492345

>>12492235
I could, but i don't want to out of spite.
I get hit by pavlov every time i see a shitty chaika post. pretty mad still

>> No.12492349

>>12492345
>I get hit by pavlov every time i see a shitty chaika post.
As in you foam at the mouth every time you see a Chaika post or you SHOCKING TRUTH every time you see a Chaika post?

>> No.12492350

I want to be captured by a gang of Yetis and be made into their cuddle slave.

>> No.12492351

An overall successful thread, I gained two new fetishes
1. Sproinking P'Orc tail
2. Fucking dolls screw holes

>> No.12492355

>>12491685
Big boss, big boss aaaand... Big boss.

>> No.12492363

>>12492343
Oh yes. Deep and passionate and face to face. She's going to slurp up all his seed and suck it right up into her womb and ride him three times over. And smile feeling life take root inside her womb.

>> No.12492371

>>12492343
>>12492363
Also there will be cuddles and japanese bathing together and /alot/ of anal play. And tongue play. That tongue is going to rim the hell out of her love as she gives him a titfuck and tailjob(her breasts really aren't that big for it).

Yeah, Yao will find the love of her life. A special guy who actually is very worthy of her and things just /click/.

I just got to figure out who, how, and why.

>> No.12492382

>>12492371
I eagerly await its release.

>> No.12492393

>>12492371
i can be that special guy
i see her on the side of the road, her centaur having issues.
i help her out,she offers to give me a ride
things

>> No.12492394

...

>> No.12492396

>>12492394
sea bishop pirate please and thank you!

>> No.12492398

>>12492394
P'Orc or yandere Holstaurus

>> No.12492400

>>12492394
Dinosaur monster girls, like of ankylosaurus and pterodactyls

>> No.12492401

>>12492394
Wight, ghoul, lich, maybe mummy doing spooky Halloween shit

>> No.12492402

>>12492394
A NEET monstergirl shitposting on /hbg/

>> No.12492403

>>12492394
jabberwock cop

>> No.12492405

>>12492394
Girl of a trapdoor spider >>12488317

>> No.12492410

>>12492394
>>12488305
Include Pistol shrimp's 'power claw' too!

>> No.12492411

Big monster girls, with great legs in stocking or garter belts.

>> No.12492413

>>12492394
Skinwalker please.

>> No.12492417

>>12492394

momdom apophis

also where is it Gunstar

>> No.12492419

>>12492413
SECONDED

>> No.12492425

>>12492394
http://i.imgur.com/5gdJiIZ.jpg with weresheep and chupa-chan

>> No.12492433

>>12492394
I have no idea if you'd be for it, but the dragoon in http://i.imgur.com/08KSd4S.jpg as a monster girl with long blue hair

>> No.12492445

>>12492394
Child boy and wyvern girl pretending to be knight-dragoon pair, including small wooden swords/sticks and made-up improvised armour.

>> No.12492450

>>12488670
>His best argument would be for the Sphinx really.
And Manticore.

>> No.12492457

Sure isn't very much shitposting now that summer is almost over.

>> No.12492458

>>12492394
Laska with her very own cute little daughteru on her lap, telling her stories about growing up with the person that would be the little cheshire's grandfather.

>> No.12492467

>>12492417
The Smuttening is happening.

>> No.12492475

>>12492289
Sweet Jesus, what the fuck? B-but I love musclebound green Orcs, not chubby P'Orcs! What is happening to me?

>> No.12492486

>>12492475
Why can't a person love both?

Surely there's room in your heart for both p'orcs and orcs, anon?

>> No.12492489

>>12492475
How about a P'Orc Orc threesome?
Muscle-bound green Orc and delicious soft plump P'Orc

>> No.12492490

>>12492486
Is a man not entitled to love a P'orc?!
Can a man not choose to love an Orc?!
Does a man have to choose between the two?!

>> No.12492491

>>12492486
>>12492486
There's definitely room on my dick for P'Orcs now, but love is a strong word. I want to dominate them now, and have wet, squishy sex while calling her a fat pig and watching those fat titties swing around. This is very different than wanting to be ridden by a muscle Orc while I plead with her to slow down

>> No.12492493

>>12492394
Red Maned Wolfgirl.

Reference, bitch:
>>12490113
>>12490121
>>12490133
>>12490140
>>12490147
>>12490151
>>12490152
>>12490153
>>12490163
>>12490165
>>12490205

Do it. We need more moe, lanky Werewolf-girls.

>> No.12492496

>>12492493
Thank you hungry skeleton-chan!

>> No.12492499 [DELETED] 

1 am in the morning and I had to have chocolate milk.

http://imgur.com/Uw8ixMG

It was delish.

>> No.12492504

>>12490807
>>12490801
>Implying there is any worthy battle in this day and age
>Implying you can still die with your swordi n your hand
I could die with my dick in my hand but I think I'd bound for Hel eitherway ;_;

>> No.12492505

>>12492499
Protip:

No matter how good an idea it seems at the time, adding vodka to chocolate milk is a terrible idea.

>> No.12492507

>>12492504
>Take on ISIL with a Claymore.

Show them the reason to fear the pagan gods of yore.

>> No.12492511

>>12492505
Y'know what tastes fucking godly? Spiced mead in some top-teir black tea. Just gotta down it before the citrus curdles the milk. actually, I've gotta make a not to myself to try it without the milk

>> No.12492512

>>12492394
Moth-chan leaning over in tight gym shorts so we can admire her toned rump.
OR
Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp looking heroic.

>> No.12492513

>>12492507
>ISIL
Do you mean ISIS? In which case, thoge guys are cool with me. Living examples of what a shithole the middle-east is. Like a retarded hive of wasps that never leave their home and only sting eachother.

>> No.12492514

>>12492511
Mate, if you have a cold, try this.

one cup of normal, black tea, make it as if you were going to add milk.
One teaspoonful (or more) of honey.
one teaspoonful of grated/mashed ginger.
A good squeeze of fresh lemon
Top up with a lot of brandy.

You feel fresh as the fuckin' dickens after that.

>> No.12492515

>>12492513
Fun fact: there's a movement in Finland that's trying to get Finnish ISIS fighters the same rights to support that war veterans have.

>> No.12492518

>>12492513
It's ISIL for whatever reason in official parlance down under; I feel bad that the Kurds have to deal with them, they're pretty bro tier.

>>12492515
>No one gives a fuck about the people who joined the FSA to fuck up Bashar.
>No one gives a fuck when IS was killing the FSA.
>Oh no they're fucking up Iraq, best stop IS.

>> No.12492520

>>12492518
>all these quotes
What do they have to do with what I said?

>> No.12492521

>>12492514
Lemon and honey isn't new to me, but the Ginger and brandy is, thanks for the tip anon. I get throat infections often because I sleep like a retard with my mouth open sometimes and I never close my windows, so I should assume it would help with that too.
>>12492515
Well aren't Isis well trained? And they take the weapons from their enemies so I think they're well equipped too. Makes sence for people to fight them get the same benefits as those who fight in a war, becasue basically that's what it is.
>>12492518
>It's ISIL for whatever reason in official parlance down under; I feel bad that the Kurds have to deal with them, they're pretty bro tier.
You an ausfag too?

>> No.12492522

>>12492521
>that's what this is
But... it's a little grotesque to give benefits to terrorists, no matter how well equipped they are. Why are we talking about this again?

>> No.12492523

>>12492522
Oh, wait give benefits TO the terrorists? Sorry, I thought you meant give benefits to those fighting AGAINST the terrorists. My bad

>> No.12492525

>>12492520
The fact that ISIS has more int. support than what used to be the FSA, which is ridiculous.

>>12492521
I'd say they'd just have better morale and esprit de corps than most of their adversaries. Also, they meant the ISIS fighters get benefits.

Straya' represent.

>> No.12492527

>>12492523
Well if the benefits were going to the ones fighting the terrorists there would've been nothing funny in what I was pointing out.

>> No.12492531

>>12492527
Well you said fun fact. But nit picking aside, do you mean benefits for the Finnish members of ISIS? I thought they were all arabs?

>> No.12492532

For those confused ISIS stands for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, that's their english name to most people. Their official title, in english, is the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. Look up the Levant, its a French colonial word for everything north of the Suez Canal, up to about the border with Turkey, doesn't include Iraq which is why Iraq is in the name.

>> No.12492534

>>12492513
>not fighting for based Allah killing and killing dirty westerners
Do you even Jihad and 72 virgins, bro?

>> No.12492535

>>12492531
They are. But they have Finnish citizenship, because they came here seeking asylum. Technically they're justified in asking for those benefits, but it's just grotesque in my opinion.

>> No.12492536

>>12492531
Arabs do live in other parts of the world. The psychopath beheading western prisoners reportedly possesses an english accent, and there are supposedly 60 Australians fighting with IS currently, and a support network of 100 (known) people still in the country.

>> No.12492537

>>12492534
What good are virgins?

>> No.12492538

>>12492537
>teaching 72 virgins the ins and outs of the ol' in-and-out.

Sounds like a giant pain in the ass.

>> No.12492539

>>12492536
Just WHAT is their beef with westerners?

>> No.12492540

>>12492539
Decadence. We're horrible excuses for human beings. And there's the passage in the book-that-must-not-be-named where it says to kill everyone who doesn't convert.

>> No.12492542

>>12492534
>72 virgins
>Have to teach each one to sex when you yourself are a virgin
Haha, no. Give me one ara ara milf anyday
>>12492535
Ah, to the terrorists bailed to finland and were like
>But actually help us fight this war of ours now that we're here
>>12492536
Huh. Well there you go. I don't know why we don't just let them fuck their own land into pieces. It's not like it hurts the rest of the world to let them exhaust themselves on in-fighting.
>>12492539
We do things differently, I assume. And their god tells people to fuck up people that aren't them. It's like they took the worst parts of the old testament god and gave him perma PMS

>> No.12492543

>>12492539
Nothing other than we have been fucking with them for the past forever.

>> No.12492545

>>12492540
Why do they even fanatically follow the book? Their religion was created by the child molesting Hindu rejects.

>> No.12492549

>>12492539
Colonial echoes.

Plus people from the old world have long memories, and like to bring up unsettled debts from millennia ago.

Plus, currently, IS is more just a Sunni independence movement to put it one way, they'd be content to be just left alone to commit genocide through their claimed territory. Western interventionism, being what it is, is a perfect excuse to show how srs bsnss their little not-an-actual-state is.

>> No.12492551

I'm so glad that monstergirls aren't politically influenced or as grimderp as the real world
>Baaphomet goes on a jihad against all the Delicious Cow Tits.

>> No.12492553

>>12492551
>Cowtits decide that enough is enough, and launch enough nukes to turn the middle east into a giant glass sculpture

>> No.12492554

>>12492545
Because it is the word of God and 100% true. Do you even into religion?
>>12492542
>the terrorists were like
Yes. Also: the Nordic countries get a lot of asylum seekers who go back to their old countries for vacations like they didn't need asylum in the first place.

>> No.12492555

>>12492542
Because the middle east is one of the most valuable areas of land on the planet. Resources out the ass, connects 3 continents by land, and because if all that falls into one persons hands it would be pretty bad for anybody not with that person. Same general concept of why everybody kept fucking with Germany, anybody able to unite all of Europe would be able to do pretty much anything after that.
>>12492551
They would be smothered to death.
>>12492553
As much as I hate nukes and war in general I think we just need to do this already.

>> No.12492556

>>12492542
>>12492545

The shit they're doing is just radicalised reinterpretation that's been taking root since pan-arab nationalism first grew out of the cinders of WWI's cracking of colonial power. It's hardly fair to label all muslims fuckwits, there're plenty or normie ones too.

>> No.12492558

>>12492554
No, I'm a Buddhist.

>> No.12492561

>>12492558
>I'm a Buddhist
Good, keep it that way. Let's talk about that: which MG would be the most Zen?

>> No.12492564

>>12492561
Probably Ryus or Jinkos.

>> No.12492565

>>12492556
Can't deny that the majority of mono-theist religions like christianity and Islam or whatever its actual name is, do lend themselves better to extremism than other religions. I mean, take vikings. They never went on religious jiihads. Infact they didn't give a fuck what you believed in, they only cared if you had what they wanted.
>>12492561
I think a well fucked succubus would be the most Zen. Like, a succubus in afterglow.

>> No.12492567

>>12492565
Why can't people follow Alexander the Great's example?

>> No.12492568

>>12492565
>Vikings never went on religious jihads
No, but fighting and dying in battle WAS their religion.
>>12492567
Because they saw the movie Alexander and don't want to make out with cute Indian dancer boys?

>> No.12492569

>>12492568
>don't want to make out with cute Indian dancer boys
Fucking faggots the lot of them.

>> No.12492570

>>12492568
Alexander didn't give a shit about what you believed in. As long as you worked for him, you could worship a giant space dick and he wouldn't care.

>> No.12492571

>>12492558
>Being a Buddhist

>> No.12492572

>>12492567
Why can't people follow Cyrus the Great's example?

>> No.12492573

>>12492569
>>12492570
I know. Broskander did nothing wrong, ever.
>>12492572
Because Greek culture>Persian culture.

>> No.12492574

>>12492571
Do you have a problem with my choices in life? Or are you angry that I choose a life style that isn't an actual religion?

>> No.12492575

>>12492536
>not fighting for ISIS
Even 15 yo girls are ready to kill some dirty non-believers
Why are you so beta?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2756352/Austrian-teenage-postergirl-jihadist-ran-away-Syria-join-Islamists-believed-killed.html

>> No.12492577

>>12492574
It's gay as heck if you weren't born in a major Buddhist country

>> No.12492578

>>12492568
>No, but fighting and dying in battle WAS their religion.
Yeah but they never did it FOR their religion. I think that's what makes the difference here. Their religion just happened to fall around what they did for a living. Plundering mild-mannered christians.

>> No.12492579

>>12492577
Call it what you want to call it.
It's not like it really matters, anyway.

>> No.12492582

>>12492579
>being a hipster

>> No.12492584

>>12492545
Mary was 14 yo when she gave birth to Jesus.
So Christian God is just as pedo as Mohamed.
All religions are for pedos.
Lolis are love, lolis are life.
Pregnant lolis FTW

>> No.12492585

>>12492582
You're just grasping for straws now, aren't you?

>> No.12492586

>>12492582
>bullying a member of one of the few descent religions
Why you so mean?

>> No.12492587

>>12492582
>Being a faggot.
Not even him but dude people can believe whatever the fuck they want to believe, quit being a fucking douche.

>> No.12492590

>>12492586
It isn't a religion, actually.

>> No.12492595

>>12492585
>>12492586
>>12492587

>descent

Anyway, it's just pretentious

>>12492590
Just because it doesn't have a god, doesn't mean it isn't a religion, dumbass

>> No.12492596

>>12492590
>Buddhism is a non-theistic religion
Wikipedia disagrees, and I'm not arguing with either.
>>12492595
>pretentious
I'm an atheist and I think you need to stop tipping fedoras.

>> No.12492599

>>12492586
>Gangs of Buddhists murdering over members of other faiths in Burma? Thailand? whichever.

All religions lend themselves to shitty people doing shitty things for shitty reasons.

>> No.12492602

>>12492596
I'm a Catholic, I can't tip fedora

>> No.12492603

>>12492551
There is hentai game literally called "Boob wars: DFC vs cowtits"
I would fight for glorious loli DFC overlords

>> No.12492604

>>12492595
Might as well stop straw grasping, you're just making yourself look edgier and edgier.

>>12492596
Wikipedia isn't a very reliable source, but it may be right.

>> No.12492607

>>12492599
>muh religions are the cause of all wars

>> No.12492608

>>12492602
Explains your illogical shit smearing of other religions.

>> No.12492609

>>12492603
Then we shall meet on the battlefield. And I shall win, because my waifs milk gives me strength.

>> No.12492611

>>12492607
Did I say that? I said people make shitty decisions when it comes to religion.

>> No.12492613

>>12492602
>I'm a Catholic
Were you feeling left out because no one mentioned you?

>> No.12492615

>>12492608
>>12492611
Let's stop all this shit-flinging and eat some pasta, yeah?

>> No.12492616

>>12492608
Kek.Yes of course Buddhism is Devil worship, but I can at least understand it if you are brought up to it.

Being some faggot from San Francisco and pretending to be deep and spiritual is just lame

>> No.12492617

>>12492611
That's not the religion's fault, it's humanity's fault.
People are stupid, and love killing others for being different. Religion just gives them an excuse to do so. Even if it didn't exist, people would just find a different excuse.

>> No.12492618

>>12492607
Well about 90% of wars were either started by, or heavily influenced by, religion.

>> No.12492622

>>12492609
STANDING HERE

>> No.12492623

>>12492618
Nah. Religion's a convenient excuse and post-justification for purely economic and geo/sociopolitical reasons.

>>12492617
Congrats for coming around to my point in such a roundabout way.

>> No.12492624

>>12492616
Your attempts at mud-flinging keep falling short. Why don't you stop now before you cut yourself with that edginess.

>> No.12492625

>>12492618
Even if that is an accurate figure, so what?

>> No.12492627

>And then the thread veered into an argument about religion
>Meanwhile I'm trying to write some smut in peace

>> No.12492628

>>12492622
Can you give me a link to that game by the way, or a link to a thread somewhere if their talking about it.

>> No.12492629

>>12492627
Then stop posting and write smutlord.

>> No.12492630

>>12492627
Smut about what? I'm totally on board for leaving behind another ruin of a thread caused my Catholicism-kun.

>> No.12492635

>>12492627
Please blog more

>> No.12492636

>>12492628
http://www.mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=1&product_code=11
http://www.mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=1&product_code=90

>> No.12492637

>>12492627
I'm writing unsmut and watching this event unfold.

>> No.12492643

>>12492635
Please stop fighting.
You're ruining my childhood by arguing.

>> No.12492647

>>12492636
Holy shit thanks
>Buying games
But seriously, I have an adventure ahead of me. Good luck on the battlefield, you'll need it.

>> No.12492652

>>12492647
There is no luck on the battlefield.

>> No.12492655

>>12492652
Not any more unfortunately. No skill or honor either.

>> No.12492659

>>12492655
There was never any honor. Ever.

>> No.12492660

>>12492652
One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Breast Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Breast Boss will face an existence of endless boob-based-battle.

>> No.12492663

>>12492655
>not getting the reference
Not enough MGS.
>>12492660
I... am an Assman.

>> No.12492664

>>12492659
There was, there was along time ago.
>>12492660
I am ready.
>>12492663
Never really played much of that, please don't start a shit storm. Also you'd probably be on another continent, one not in the DFC DCT war.

>> No.12492665

>>12492663
Do you like big booties, or small and cute butts?

>> No.12492669

>>12492665
I like butts that have rock-hard muscles under some soft tissue that disguises it.
>>12492664
>shit storm
No shitstorm, just go play MGS.
>there was
No there wasn't.

>> No.12492670

>>12492636
>Erorists
Oh, Japan.

>> No.12492672

>>12492669
So you like a firm but belonging to a fit woman?

>> No.12492678

>>12492672
Yes. Soft enough to dig into, but not loose, not loose at all. Kinda like Moth-chan. Who I'm hoping Less will draw leaning over in tight gym shorts.

>> No.12492680

Would pairing DFC lovers with Alps be torture to them? Initially, they have the DFC, but it's a boy, so they'll be like, "No! That shit's gay!"

But then the Alp transforms into a woman, the DFC lover might be thinking, "Sweet!" But then the transformed Alp grows tits and suddenly for the DFC lover is like, "Gross cow tits!"

>> No.12492682

>>12492680
The Alp won't grow big tits if the dude doesn't rub them all over, duh!

>> No.12492685

>>12492678
I like those kinds of bums too.
So soft and firm.

>> No.12492686

>>12492682

Damn, you're right. I forgot about anime physics.

>> No.12492687

>>12492685
Then support me in my quest to get the catboy to draw that.

>> No.12492688

>>12492687
But he's only drawn one, maybe two, of my ideas. I STILL don't know if Grapesnake boogie is being worked on anymore.

>> No.12492689

>>12492636
>http://www.mangagamer.com/detail.php?goods_type=1&product_code=11

DFC
>Uppity tyranical bitch Who no one likes
DCT
>Laid back ditsy/clumsy cutie who every one loves and respects even though she doesn't really contribute much. Becomes badass after drinking alcohol

It's like the author made this game because he was forced to, and already knew that he preferred delicious cow tits.

>> No.12492692

>>12492688
>Grapesnake boogie
Nope. But I've got two of my ideas done too, we have a chance. We just have to keep whining. And staring. Always stare at him.
>Jii~

>> No.12492693

>>12492689
He knew the truth. DFC are almost always bitches with a complex about it and DCT are usually just happy and everybody loves them even if their not smart or good at things, which like half the time is how they are. DCT master race.

>> No.12492694

>>12492688
>But he's only drawn one, maybe two, of my ideas.
More than my ideas, or most of the rest of us.

>> No.12492695

>>12492689

Everyone knows that a flat-chested girl is almost always a tsuntsun bitch. Which is why flat-chested girls are always a shit.

>> No.12492696

>>12492692
He might just filter our requests altogether if done too much.

>> No.12492698

>>12492696
No. If there's enough of us asking for the same thing, he must cave in.
...right?

>> No.12492700

>>12492695
>>12492693
If a war starts purely because one side has a complex about the other, It's pretty clear who the real winner is, despite the outcome.

>> No.12492701

>>12492694
It's funny, since my ideas weren't even directed at him, nor did I even request them being drawn in the first place.

>>12492698
He might cave in, or just prolapse on us.

>> No.12492705

>>12492686
We're also discussing KC succubi, they'd probably just take a form appealing to their husband. So, maybe DFC with wide hips if you're into that or DFC with a petite frame if you're not.

>> No.12492711

>>12492705
What if you want them to stay a little boy.

>> No.12492713

>>12492705
So a succubus would turn into a super tall tomboy, with nice tits, sexy navel, nice butt, and child bearing hips?

>> No.12492714

>>12492711
Then become a priest.

>> No.12492715

>>12492711
Then you find yourself a straight shota and give them "Fountain of Youth" juice every now and again. You'll have to kidnap and rape them though.

>> No.12492716

>>12492714
>>12492715
Both good options.

>> No.12492717

>>12492713
So turn the Succubus into Kanbaru?

>> No.12492719

>>12492714
>You'll never be molested by an older sisterly Valkyrie who touches you in places because the voice in her head tells her that she should

>> No.12492721

>>12492717
Which one?

>> No.12492722

>>12492719
>Monster Girls with mental issues
Not sure if moe, or just scary.
>There's a galloping in my head and your crying is making it worse!

>> No.12492725

>>12492722
Yeah, after posting it I realised how much potential for being fucked up it has. Still, that's their thing. They have voices in their head which they think is their god and it tells them to molest little boys. What's not to love?

>> No.12492726

>>12492711
Then you'd have to separate them from whatever's pumping them full of MAMONONONONO MANA, but that would probably be hard since the shit is apparently everywhere.

>>12492713
I don't see why not. Actually, wasn't there something like that in the profile? I forget.

>> No.12492730

>>12492726
>Actually, wasn't there something like that in the profile?
And I just checked. The profile says they come in all shapes and sizes, not that they change their figure. You could find your tomboy birthing hips succubus though. sounds like I was mixing my headcanon in by accident.

>> No.12492732

>>12492665
Depends on the girl, cute girls get cute butts, ara ara milfs should have either big squishy butts, like P'Orcs, or the firms but with some soft on top. Muscle girls like Jinkos and Green Orcs get Muscle butts.

>> No.12492738

>>12492732
I would study Monster Booty for science. And I would write the Big Book of Butts.
And that reminds me, Darwin's voyage on the Beagle with Monster Girls instead of regular animals when?

>> No.12492743

>>12492738
>Darwin's voyage on the Beagle with Monster Girls instead of regular animals when?
>Everyone gets raped by finch harpies
>No science is done
>Science is set back decades if not centuries
Brilliant. At least all Mendelev had to do with his pea alraune was not smell them.

>> No.12492745

>>12492721
Suruga

>> No.12492747

>>12492743
But then the Beelzebubs rape him.

>> No.12492748

>>12492743
>implying Charlie wouldn't draw the Finch Harpies like one of her French Girls
After sex, of course.

>> No.12492749

>>12492747
That's a risk of leaving the fucking house, Anon. It can't be helped.

>> No.12492753

>>12492738
>On the Origin of Monster Girls turns from scientific discovery to a panicked journal
>Day 32: I managed to escape the tortoise Kappa's lair but not after 100 hours of her violating me continuously. Have decided to study Finchharpies once I recover

>> No.12492754

>>12492753
>The Booby Harpy's mating dance seemed silly to me at first due to her blue feet
>I will never make this mistake again
Sacrifice for science.

>> No.12492826

Hey let's talk about metal gear again

Best story: mgs3
Best music: rising
Best gameplay: mgs4
Best overall: mgs2:Substance

>> No.12492827

>>12492826
Raikov > shit > Dragon = Raiden.

>> No.12492829

>>12492826
Best MC: Naked snake in all his various iterations.

>> No.12492830

>>12492826
No.
Best story: MGS1
Best music: Peace Walker
Best gameplay: Ground Zeroes (sue me, I love it)
Best overall: Snake Eater, until TPP comes out

>> No.12492831

>>12492826
Which has the sadder ending: 3 or 4?

>> No.12492833

>>12492826
Best final fight: MGS4
Best weapon selection: MGS4
Best bosses: MGS3
Best bonus content: MGS3

>> No.12492834

>>12492831
3, the ending of 4 was bittersweet.
>>12492833
>best final fight
Very much yes. All final boss fights should be mano-a-mano fisticuffs.
...what happened to the Monster Girl thread?

>> No.12492835

>>12492834
Everyone lost interest.
Not to mention Raidenfag being a fag.

>> No.12492837

>>12492835
Raiden=Draco.
Miia's Mom=Old Snake.
Suu=Ocelot.

>> No.12492839

>>12492830
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w

Actually PO has the best music

>> No.12492841

>>12492837
>Draco bleeding Jizzblood and wearing mascara
Eh, seems edgy.

>> No.12492842

>>12492837
Suu is Liquid, Cerea is Ocelot

>> No.12492843

>>12492842
Ocelot isn't worst girl though.

>> No.12492844

>>12492842
That is wrong on so many levels. Suu has to be Ocelot because she's the clever and devious one, fooling everybody. Cerea would be... I don't know. Mero is Sniper Wolf though.

>> No.12492846

>>12492844
No, Polt is Sniper Wolf.

>> No.12492848

>>12492846
No, Polt is Meryl because dat ass. Mero is Sniper Wolf because tragic love.

>> No.12492850

>>12492848
Wouldn't it make more sense to have her as Otacon?

>> No.12492853

>you will never form your own Cobra Unit made up entirely of monster girls

>> No.12492855

>>12492844
Suu is a liquid though.

>> No.12492856

>>12492850
No, Manako is Otacon.

>> No.12492857

>>12492853
With Lamias?

>> No.12492858

>>12492855
No, she's semi-solid, semi-liquid.

>>12492856
Who?

>> No.12492860

>>12492858
The cyclops girl.

And I already edited images to have Cerea as Ocelot and Suu as Liquid, so I can't go back on that

>> No.12492861

>>12492858
>who
Cyclops girl. I get that since she's a Sniper she should be Sniper Wolf, but I'm thinking more in terms of personalities.

>> No.12492862

>>12492860
Yes you can.

>> No.12492865

So how good is peace walkers? I never played it because I never had a vita but I guess it's on the legacy edition.

Does it have wacky bosses? I always had the impression it was mission heavy and not really story based

>> No.12492866

>>12492862
I don't go back on my word, thats my ninja way

>> No.12492868

>>12492865
>wacky bosses
Not really, but it is very, very good. The gameplay is great and it has based Kaz in it. And the base building. You won't feel the pain in GZ and TPP if you haven't played PW and built the MSF.
>>12492866
Pirates>Ninjas.

>> No.12492869

>>12492865
It's great for a hand held, play it on PS3 and it won't stand up to the others. Doesn't have wacky bosses

>> No.12492870

>>12492865
You can fight a Rathalos and Tigrex from the MH series. It's pretty fun shooting them with rockets and bullets, instead of hitting them with swords and hammers.

>>12492866
>ninja
I bet you're short and work while wearing a green vest.

>> No.12492871

>>12492857
Sure, or you could have a lamia as the Boss, honeybee and the Pain, a ghost as the Sorrow, ect

>> No.12492873

>>12492858
So Suu should be Solidus Snake?

>> No.12492875

>>12492871
Salamander as The Pain? Arachne as the Fear?

>>12492873
Yes. Solidus DOES have experience touching nude people.

>> No.12492877

>>12492873
Papi is Solidus

>> No.12492878

>>12492848
Polt was born to cosplay as Meryl.

Polt's ass deserves to be on the back of a game manual.

>> No.12492881

>>12492877
How does that work out?

>>12492875
Suu with so many P90s

>> No.12492882

>>12492877
That doesn't even fit in any sort of way. Like Hound's giant dick in Papi's ass.

>> No.12492883

>>12492881
As well as swords and tentacles.

>> No.12492884

Ms smith and the cultural exchange are the patriots

>> No.12492885

>>12492865
There is a grill who you can date and fuck in lovebox. Or knock her out with CQC
What's not to like?

>> No.12492886

>>12492882
Unlike papi as solidus, Hound could make his dick fit in Papi's butt.

>> No.12492887

>>12492881
>>12492882
Papi = freedom

>> No.12492888

>>12492887
No.

>> No.12492889

>>12492885
>Grill, Her.

You mean Kaz right?

>> No.12492891

>>12492884
La-li-lu-le-lo? I don't understand.

>> No.12492892

>>12492888
Yes.

>> No.12492894

>>12492889
One of Paz's diaries in GZ mentioned BB getting pissed at Kaz for cheating on his girlfriend when they were taking a shower, ensuing in a 100% serious and 100% naked CQC match between them. This needs to be animated.

>> No.12492895

>>12492894
Oh, there's a radio version you can listen to, it's gloriously camp.

>> No.12492896

>>12492895
But I want to see their slongs moving in slow motion as they grapple, while something like Way to Fall or Encounter plays in the background.

>> No.12492899

>>12492896
Anon, I'm pick up some slightly homoerotic vibes here, am I off base?

>> No.12492901

>>12492899
That anon wants to become an Alp, and be violated every single day.

>> No.12492902

>>12492901
To be fair, we /are/ talking about big boss.

>> No.12492904 [DELETED] 

>>12492831
MGS3 had a much more bittersweet ending by far.

Beauty and the Beast Unit are kind of Monster Girls in their own right, though obviously not in the semen demon category

You know you guys can totally play the PSP version of Peace Walker online with PPSSPP now, right? Not that you should if you have the Legacy version, but you can fuck around with the PSP version and it's numerous cheat codes.

>> No.12492906

>>12492902
Still gay.

>> No.12492907

>>12492904
Raging Beauty had the best ass.

>> No.12492909

>>12492899
There's nothing gay about a fight between two men like BB and Kaz. Even if they went out and kissed.
>>12492901
True, but irrelevant to this discussion.

>> No.12492913

>>12492907
Was she the raven one?

Because she had a yes/10 ass.

>> No.12492914

>>12492913
She is.

>> No.12492916

>>12492913
>>12492914

Man I want a crow tengu version of Raging Beauty pretty badly.

>> No.12492917

>>12492916
Monster Girl Solid returns. Lamiahound?

>> No.12492918

>>12492907
>>12492913
>>12492916

Though... saying all that, she only had the best ass out of the B&B corps, there've been better asses in the series than hers.

Teliko Friedman's ass, her entire figure, is one of the best female character designs of the series.

>> No.12492919

>>12492916
>crow tengu
How about a regular harpy? Or do you just want a girl with YAMATO DAMASHII?

>> No.12492920

>>12492754
>I've taught them to speak as best I can, but all of them keep asking for something they call "The D".
>Day 72: They have made me theirs. I am passed around like a communal husband. This will be the last entry, I couldn't escape even if I wanted to, which I don't.

>> No.12492922

>>12492920
That's wrong, based Charlie would find his way around the world and back, only to face the uptight Paladin-rules society's displeasure at his scientific discoveries.

>> No.12492923

>>12492919
Hrmm, not specifically, but the separation between what should be a pretty tasteful, reserved tengu, (and she can just be an indo version) and her having about a half ton of loose screws and a slight anger management issue is pretty fun.

>> No.12492924

>>12492907
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=351818

Octopus had the best butt.

>> No.12492927

>>12492924
No she doesn't.

>> No.12492928

>>12492922
After a while, his scientific discoveries would be comparison of butt sizes and shapes between different Harpy species and which iguana girls had the nicest tits, with entire chapters discussing the differences between big small and medium tits

>> No.12492929

>>12492924
She really doesn't.

>> No.12492930

>>12492928
>Prison School: How Amazing is the Ass in Life!
I can see this now.

>> No.12492938

>>12492927
>>12492929
You're correct.

Snake had the best ass

>> No.12492941

>>12492938
>Snake had the best ass
We were talking about the girls, nobody was denying that.

>> No.12492943

>>12492938
>>12492941
Snake and Otacon were both into girls, so do you think it was ever awkward to live together and raise a child?

>> No.12492946

>>12492943
I think I'd be most worried about Sunny there.

Speaking of, her mother was hot as fuck too.

>> No.12492947

>>12492946
Olga didn't shave her armpits. Exotic?

>> No.12492949

>>12492947
Just Russian.

>> No.12492954

>>12492938
Feels like I'm wearing nothin at all
Nothin at all
Nothin at all

>> No.12492956

>>12492954
>Nothin' at all?
You need to read that in Snake's voice.

>> No.12492958

>>12492954
Stupid Sexy Snake.

>> No.12492959

>>12492947
What Monster Girls would be best suited to have armpit hair?

>> No.12492960

>>12492956
Which one?

>> No.12492967

>>12492960
>which one
The one voiced by David Hayter, the one who repeated what he was just told.
>>12492959
Werewolves. Sexy, French Vampires.

>> No.12492971

>>12492959
>armpit hair
Almost as disgusting as asshole hair.

>> No.12492976

>>12492971
>Not liking asshole hair

What are you? Gay?

>> No.12493024

>>12492967
Repeated what he was just told?!

>> No.12493027

>>12493024
Snake, the idea of the codec is that the enemy cannot intercept our messages. If you repeat everything you're told, it becomes meaningless!

>> No.12493028

Lupin III has just stepped out of an alternate dimension! Problem is, he's no longer a he! He's a monstergirl!

But what type?! Monstergirl-ify the main cast.

>> No.12493030

>>12493027
MEANINGLESS?!

>> No.12493031

>>12493028
You're not very good at possible scenarios, are you?

>> No.12493032

MGE will be out today?

>> No.12493034

>>12493032
What?

>> No.12493036

>>12493032
>MGE
A new entry?

>> No.12493040

>>12493031
>Not wanting to watch an Monstergirl Lupin stealing men's virginities throughout the land.

>> No.12493045

>>12493040
Why Lupin when we already have Carmen Sandiego?

>> No.12493048

>>12493030
Snake, the enemy is monitoring this frequency! From now on it's strict radio silence! You're on you own!

>> No.12493049

>>12493040
You only use "an" when the next word starts a, e, i, o, or u.

>> No.12493052

>>12493032
You mean EMG, right?

>> No.12493073

>>12493052
Yes.
Any notice?

>> No.12493079

>>12493073
Hound hasn't posted yet, so I'd say no.

>> No.12493087

>>12493079
What if Hound is depressed because... there is no new EMG this month? And he's not telling us, because he can't think how to break the news to us?

>> No.12493093

>>12493087
He is ded, jim
Hanged himself because of the depression

>> No.12493094

>>12493087
If he can get over the idea of his waifu being mentally raped by thousands of anons, he can get over no EMG this month.

>> No.12493097

>>12493087
Please, don't joke on serious matters.
I can't stand the waiting for the MILFs

>> No.12493099

>>12493094
>mentally raped
Asterio is for tender loving and intense breeding with, not rape.

>> No.12493101

>>12486953
i've been gone for 2 weeks anything new in /mgg/?

>> No.12493107

>>12493101
Charon got a haircut. Against her will.

>> No.12493109

>>12493101
Yup!!!
No MILFs yet.

>> No.12493110

>>12493107
dammit i like long hair

>> No.12493112

>>12493107
And her puns are terrible

>> No.12493113

>>12493094
>mentally raped
Tumbrl pls ago or I attempt psychic rape to you

>> No.12493114

>>12493110
Blame Alp

>> No.12493117

>>12493113
Would psychic rape feel good to the rapist? Apart from the sadism bit?

>> No.12493128

>>12493094
>mentally raped
please.

>> No.12493203

>>12492956
>Snake this new sneaking suit will feel like you're wearing nothing at all
>Nothing at all?!
>Nothing at all.

>> No.12493210

I want an outburst from Miia similar to the one Cerea directed at Rachnee

>> No.12493211

>>12493049
Teach me more Sensei!

>> No.12493216

>>12493211
English is full of contradictions.

>> No.12493226

>>12493203
I remember Snake saying it was uncomfortable, actually.

>> No.12493230

>>12493216
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

>> No.12493231

>>12493216
Rather, I'd say it's got a lot more contractions.

>> No.12493233

>>12493230
Tatanka?

>> No.12493235

>>12493231
Dupondt get out.

>> No.12493236

>>12493233
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

>> No.12493240

>>12493233
Get out of here, Costner. You haven't had a good movie in years.

>> No.12493242

>>12493235
After you Dupond.

>> No.12493249

>>12493242
Pleb, I said Dupondt, not Dupont. Dupondt refers to both of them.
>>12493240
He doesn't need to, he does narration now.

>> No.12493254

>>12493249
Well. At least I'm not Belgian.

>> No.12493257

>>12493254
Neither am I, but I can still get my Tintin right. Sometimes.

>> No.12493264

>>12493240
I want them to make Waterworld 2 with Costner as an elderly mentor to his son, Nicholas Cage. And then there would be lots of mermaids and... stuff. Lots and lots of stuff.

>> No.12493284

>>12493264
Yeah, that'll never happen. Considering the trainwreck that was Waterworld. The only good thing in it was Hopper.

>> No.12493288

>>12493284
>trainwreck
I always liked it. And the edits we got for /mgg/ were golden. I was on it like four times.

>> No.12493293

>>12493288
It's better when refined by /mgg/ residents.

>> No.12493297

>>12493293
Someone could do something similar with Mad Max or other cheesy 80s movies...

>> No.12493304

>>12493297
Like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies?

>> No.12493306

>>12493304
>Secret of the Ooze was secretly Shredder wanting a Monster Girl Waifu

>> No.12493312

>>12493306
How did the Shredder survive going into a trash compactor, but Super Shredder was killed by a pier falling on top of him?

>> No.12493314

>>12493304
I said cheesy, not shitty.
>>12493312
TURTLE POWER!

>> No.12493315

Hey guys, would you be interested in more Monster Girl Bar shenanigans tonight?

I'm still kinda sketchy on doing stuff on 4chan after failing so hard on /tg/ nowadays, but I think we certainly have something fun here. Unless you're getting tired of writefaggotry n' stuff. Nothing wrong with sticking to discussions about tiny robot girl asses and/or the ins-and-outs of p'orcs and orcs.

Wide hips are an underrated fetish, more Monster Girls should be drawn with them.

>> No.12493321

>>12493315
Nobody is getting sick of writefaggotry man. And you don't have our permission to leave. Fuck /tg/ for all I care.

>> No.12493325

>>12493288
It's considered one of the biggest Hollywood flops in history based on production cost versus revenue.

>>12493297
Having a Mad Max one seems like it'd be fun.

>>12493315
>would you be interested in more Monster Girl Bar shenanigans tonight?
Say "yes" seems like it'd be an understatement. So I'll go with "Fuck yes".
>wide hips
I always knew you had excellent taste.

>> No.12493326

>>12493315
I'd love to read more of your stuff, I need a break from writing myself.

>> No.12493329

>>12493325
>considered a flop
That doesn't make it bad. Michael Bay movies make money, don't they? Waterworld deserves a sequel.

>> No.12493333

>>12493314
We're talking about the 80s one, not the new one.

>> No.12493335

>>12493333
I stand by my statement. Never liked anything TMNT related. Ever. Made my brother into a bitter enemy.

>> No.12493338

>>12493315
>>12493315
>wide hips
You my nigga
>ins and out of P'Orcs and Orcs
Man I'd love to go ina nd out of them

>> No.12493342

>>12493338
>>12493325
What was the phrasing?

Child birthing hips?

>> No.12493343

>>12493329
>Michael Bay movies make money, don't they?
That's the point. They make money. Waterworld barely passed the point of breaking even by big budget movie standards. That stigma is going to remain on it forever, making any company, actors, director, etc never want to even touch trying to make a sequel.

>> No.12493347

>>12493343
But I don't care about all that, I was talking about how it's not a bad movie and how Michael Bay movies are. You've repeated the fact that it didn't make money several times and I never denied it. Doesn't make me want a sequel any less.

>> No.12493350

>>12493347
Micheal Bay can STILL net a lot of money from the retarded public.

>> No.12493352

>>12493350
And I STILL want a sequel to Waterworld. C'est la vie.

>> No.12493353

Remember not to cum down the ear canal when you fuck fluffy ears. Just wrap the soft, velvety ear around your dick like it's a tortilla.

When you're about to cum, please direct your penis elsewhere - such as her mouth. Semen is a delightful treat for fox girls and kitsunes.

http://i.imgur.com/G5wUXFf.jpg

>> No.12493357

>>12493353
>earfucking
Whence does this villainy hail from?

>> No.12493358

>>12493347
What I'm getting at is that because of the fact that it was a flop is the reason there never will be a sequel. While the movie may not have been atrocious, it was horribly mediocre at best. Nothing about it screamed "This deserves a sequel".

>> No.12493363

>>12493358
I never said there was any hope of it ever getting a sequel. I said I want one.

>> No.12493366

>>12493363
And I want to Kate Beckinsale to ride me raw, and tell me I've been a bad boy.

>> No.12493369

>>12493366
Now do you want me to explain to you in painstaking detail why that will never be?

>> No.12493373

>>12493369
No, I know how impossible it is. Unlike a certain someone.

>> No.12493376

>>12493373
What? I never said there was any hope of Waterworld 2 getting a sequel, I said I wanted one. Why is is so hard for you to grasp that I was just saying what I wanted, not what I expected? Are you just fucking with me?

>> No.12493380

>>12493376
Remember: One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish.
Nick Knack paddy wack, give a doggirl a bone.

>> No.12493382

>>12493380
Let me guess, you live under a bridge and like to hold hands.

>> No.12493383 [DELETED] 

>>12493350

>Friend invites me over during get together
>Shows me Michael Bay's Transformers
>"Dude, isn't this the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life?"
>Seriously can't make it through ten minutes of it
>Almost fall asleep
>Cannot for the life of me remember the movie aside from "OPTIMUS!" and "WHOA WHOA WHOA- NO NO NO NO!"

>Same friend invites me over for Transformers 2
>Bring over the 1986 movie
>Watch Michael Bay's movie, he splurges out over how cool the vehicles look
>All these movies make insane bank, from what I assume is sex appeal and car design alone
>Tell him about the 1986 movie
>He gets excited
>Show it to him
>YOU'VE GOT GOT THE TOUCH, YOU'VE GOT THE POWER!
>He doesn't like it because Hot Rod's design looks stupid to him
>That totally metal scene where Megatron bursts into the Autobot spaceship and blows away Autobots to soundtrack
>He just sits there with a blank expression
>Scene where Megatron and Optimus fight
>"ONE SHALL STAND, ONE SHALL FALL"
>"WHY THROW AWAY YOUR LIFE SO RECKLESSLY"
>"THAT'S A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOURSELF, MEGATRON"
>Look back to see his reaction
>Still blank
>Stop watching the movie thirty minutes in

>See Transformers 3
>"GIVE ME YOUR FACE!"
>Feel kind of depressed thinking this is what children are gonna quote

I know the target audience, and it's exactly as bad as you think it is.

Pain and Gain really wasn't as terrible as Red Letter Media made it out to be, though.

>> No.12493388

>>12493383
I feel a mixture of sorrow and anger after reading your story.

>> No.12493390

>>12493383
This is why I don't watch movies with almost anyone but my old man. Did a marathon of some Kurosawa samurai flicks last Saturday. Makes you forget Transformers exists.

>> No.12493393

>>12493383
Micheal Bay is fueled by the desire to ruin as many childhood memories and favorite franchises as possible. I'm dead convinced of this.

>> No.12493401

>>12493383
That's nothing. When I was in the army, it was my turn to pick a movie, and I picked Se7en. After about 20 minutes we stopped because
>fucking nothing's happening!
And then they put on American Pie number something.
And with that, the blogs come to an end. I hope.

>> No.12493402

>>12493390
>Kurosawa samurai flicks

Which is the best?

>> No.12493405

>>12493383
>watching jewood in the first place
Found your problem

>> No.12493407

>>12493402
>the best
Probably Yojimbo, but I'm more torn on which is the funnier, Hidden Fortress or Sanjuro.

>> No.12493409

Alright, why does Bromont keep deleting his posts? I mean really, what's the point?

>> No.12493410

>>12493315
>I'm still kinda sketchy on doing stuff on 4chan after failing so hard on /tg/ nowadays

If you can't even do better than Tale/Moonrunes, you should just kill yourself. Someone literally shitting on the keyboard can do that.

>> No.12493414

>>12493410
Knowing that my stories are better than that makes me slightly less alcoholic.

>> No.12493416

>>12493409
Habit.

Forget the thread's already autosaging and I sometimes forget to delete the name in the field. I'll cut it out.

>> No.12493419

>>12493410
>Tale/Moonrunes

I have no idea what that is. How bad is it?

>> No.12493420

>>12493416
So what if you forget about the name? We won't tear you apart. We're tight, like Siamese Twins.

>> No.12493429

>>12493335
>I'm autistic so they're bad

>> No.12493430

>>12493429
>I disagree with another persons tastes, therefore he is autistic
Stop that.

>> No.12493437

>>12493420
Sorry, jimrod.

I've been browsing 4chan since 2005, there's some things you just never shake well enough no matter how hard you try.

>> No.12493438

>>12493430
>'Made my brother into a bitter enemy'
That's autism

>> No.12493440

>>12493438
That's a joke. Taking it seriously is autism. Now stop it.

>> No.12493441

>>12493437
It's alright. A habit's a habit.

>> No.12493446

>>12493402
Ran.

Easily a contender if I ever thought of a personal list of "best films ever made".

>> No.12493449

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1913045

Less ever drawn a monster girl with wide hips?

>> No.12493452

>>12493446
>Ran
What a coinky-dink, I've got the DVD for it on my desk right now.

>> No.12493454

>>12493325
>Mad Max
Or this maybe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAPLJRKyJLk
The protagonist is basically just looking for a girl to fuck the entire movie and then gets more than he bargained for. If you reverse the genders it becomes about a monster girl mutant (lamia or something deserty) and a mute psychic dog girl scouring the desert for an unmutated human male to rape.

Also, depressed radioactive ghost girl.

>>12493383
>watch transformers 2 DVD at friends house
>after 20 minutes tell him we already saw this in the cinema ages ago
>it actually was the new movie
>1 and 2 are the exact same fucking movie with the same scenes occurring in the same order with the same characters doing the same thing, only the mcguffin is called something different
We saw the one with the dinosaurs in it a few months I don’t remember its name, I actually asked what it was at the end but forgot it. It was one of those movies that would not fucking end.

I love the guy, but his taste in movies is fucking atrocious.
Also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rfup0XKx7o

>> No.12493455

>>12493452
Watch it.

>> No.12493458

>>12493455
I did last Saturday, but okay.

>> No.12493463

>>12493454
>A Boy and His Dog
>She told me I don't know what love is. But that's not true, I do know. A boy loves his dog.
That kid was fucking insane
Would this work with Monster Girls?

>> No.12493464

>>12493458
Well watch it again, because it's par excellence.

>> No.12493465

>>12493463
>Would this work with Monster Girls?
Probably.
Actually he was "too" sane. He knew that he would not be able to survive without Blood and he didn't really have any food so...

>> No.12493466

>>12493454
Third Reich Mike > Chris Evans > Jay "LAUREN I'M DYING" > AIDSMoby > Chick

Though I'm kind of off put by Mike liking the new TMNT movie. I saw it because I loved the original TMNT movie with the rubber suits. There's a scene in the new TMNT that mirrors the original, in that, the Turtles emerge in a subway to stealth a group of foot clan members.

It was done so much worse in the new movie as opposed to the older one.

It was like watching the new Robocop and seeing that drug factory scene play out differently and horribly. Goddamn, that was so depressing. I didn't even remember the bad guy thug from that movie. Everybody remembers Clarence Boddicker.

>> No.12493467

>>12493465
I meant more the
"psychic" Dog bit, but I'm not denying that.

>> No.12493471

>>12493466
It's like they are taking pleasure in raping our childhoods and profiting from it.

>> No.12493475

>>12493466
They're kind of hit and miss. I only really watch Best of the Worst though for almost MST3K-tier stuff.

Anyway, fuck new Robocop, man.

Fuck it.

That movie fucking killed me.

I'm dead.

>> No.12493479

>>12493475
But rejoice, remakes aren't always absolute shit. Case in point: True Grit.

>> No.12493480

>>12493475
What's it like being a ghost?

>> No.12493482

>>12493480
I bet it's ghastly.

>> No.12493489

>>12493479
True Grit was pretty good.

When I think of superb remakes, I think of John Carpenter's 'The Thing' or the Resident Evil REmake.

>> No.12493493

>>12493489
"The Thing" was great.
The RE game was okay.

>> No.12493502

Arachne or Lamia

Which would you choose and why?

>> No.12493504

>>12493440
There are people on /a/ taking an Akame Ga Kill bait thread seriously
If that level of autism exists on 4chan I will believe anything

>> No.12493508

>>12493502
Why not both?

>> No.12493512

>>12493508
You can only be hugged by one

Post-handholding

>> No.12493514

The thread's probably gonna be deleted soon, but here's the next part of my crappy story.
http://pastebin.com/QjQFzzdU

I hope there's at least something enjoyable in it.

>> No.12493517

>>12493502
Arachne.

As much as the idea of being coiled makes me happy, the idea of being embraced by so many spider legs and loved on by a big, beautiful spider maiden makes me shiver with delight.

I truly want to be her lover and provider, and we can go into business together making beautiful silk clothes and other things to provide a life for us. Tapestries and silk carpets. Silk bed clothes and lingerie.

I'd learn to sew and weave and take care of her. How to pamper and love every inch of her body. Oil her carapace so its shiny and soft.

We'd have a wonderful life together.

>> No.12493525

>>12493479
Well, if the remake is by the Coen Brothers and has Jeff Bridges in it, I'd say you're already on the right track. I like the remake better than the original because John Wayne only played John Wayne at that point in his career, but Jeff played Rooster

>> No.12493550

ded thread

>> No.12493554

>>12493550
No shit, Sherlock.

>> No.12493561

>>12493554
I have a assumption that Bob is a faggot, Watson

BTW is Cap ded or what? He is missing for 2 months already

>> No.12493566

>Be the sole human son to a well known Vampire Countess, the heir to the aristocratic family
>Have a noble traditional Vampiress Aunt that occupies half the mansion space, constantly at odds with mother
>And her shy and introverted Vampire daughter, also would be my cousin
>Have a Dhampir imouto with freckles and messy hair, she despises everybody but me
>Cousin and Sister are mortal enemies, sister dislikes her for being a vampire, cousin dislikes sister for being rude
>The family feuds never cease with me always being caught in the middle
>Every day is a constant struggle for dominance and ridiculous overblown fights over miniscule problems
>Day finally comes where every female in the noble household comes to an understanding and makes a truce
>Relieved that entire family is finally getting along
>They've been getting surprising fresh and close
>More random hugs, kisses on the cheek, praise, vampire hickeys, and flirting than usual
>They sure are getting more and more friendly
>Sit down at dinner table, every vampire girl there giving me a happy yet unsettling smile
>Realize why
>Turns out they all share one common goal
>Keeping it in the family

That's the thing with incest, it's all relative.

>> No.12493570

>>12493566
It's also both fucked up and hot at the same time.

>> No.12493573

>>12493566
Yes/10.

>> No.12493576

>>12493561
Bob killed him an assimilated his body into his own in an attempt to become a batter writer.

>> No.12493579

>>12493566
YES

>> No.12493582

>>12493576
Someone should tell bob that writing doesn't work like that

>> No.12493584

>>12493570
Is incest any better if the girls in question are monster girls or is it just as bad?

>> No.12493586

>>12493576
dosen't seem to be working out

>> No.12493588

>>12493584
It gets MUCH better if they're monster girls, yes.

>>12493586
What ever gave you that idea?

>> No.12493589

>>12493584
Well, if it's a bee-girl and a Phoenix-harpy it's extra great.

>> No.12493592

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1582606

Huge tits justify being mauled by a vampire.

>> No.12493599

>>12493592
Time to fap.
Again.

>> No.12493608

>>12493592
>Can suck him off while sandwiching him between J cup breasts.
Kid must be part horse

>> No.12493609

>>12493592
Tits too big, 7/10.

>> No.12493611

>>12493592
>monkey face blow job
nope

>> No.12493612

>>12493608
Or he's Mr. Fantastic's kid.

>> No.12493615

>>12493514
Adorable Werewolf girl who's easy to be around is a nice thing to read about.

>> No.12493616

>>12493611
Don't you know vampires are part vacuum cleaner?

>> No.12493632

>>12493566
>Fill vampire cousin's pussy with human semen
>Aunt takes it out and cleans it off with her mouth
>Dhampir sister helps guide penis straight into Countess mother's womb
>After group intercourse cuddle together inside extra large coffin with all four girls
>Family bonding

>> No.12493633

>>12493632
>mother
TOO INCEST
Aunty, cousin and sister were fine, though.

>> No.12493635

>>12493633
What's wrong with mother/son incest if the father is gone?

>> No.12493637

>>12493633
"Look, you can fuck your aunt, your younger sister and your cousin, but I simply must draw a line at your mother."

>> No.12493638

>>12493637
I'd actually do my aunt if she was willing...

>> No.12493642

>>12493638
Lucky you, I can't stand my family, even if they were willing.

Why can't I have a hot family of female relatives that don't make me want to disown them?

>> No.12493645

>>12493642
I dunno. But family is important, if you can't handle the one you have, you need to make superduper sure you start one that turns out fine.

>> No.12493647

>>12493638
I'd do my aunt, cousin and niece if they were willing, but I'd want to rape my sister.

>> No.12493649

>Cumming inside your Aunt
Perfectly alright and acceptable.

>Cumming inside your Cousin
Hell, that's still allowed in some places. Nothing wrong there.

>Cumming inside your Little Sister
Again, perfectly alright and acceptable. Your imouto looks up to you, after all.

>Cumming inside your Mother
WHOA WHOA WHOA, YOU CAME OUT OF THERE, YOU SICK BASTARD!

>> No.12493650

>>12493647
Brush her teeth

>> No.12493651

>>12493649
Pls, step it up senpai.

>> No.12493653

>>12493650
I've come on her toothbrush, does that count?

>> No.12493654

>>12493649
Its alright if your dad is dead or leaves your mother alone and so uncared for for long periods of time! She needs attention, love, and affection too!

>> No.12493655

>>12493653
>subliminally training your sister
Good man.
>>12493654
The correct response would be to get your best buddy to do it for you, getting the rights to her MILF in return.

>> No.12493656

>>12493649
There is literally no logic behind that.

>> No.12493657

>>12493653
...
Well done anon.

>> No.12493659

>>12493655
>Letting your best friend fuck your mother when you could have
You are the worst kind of person.

>> No.12493660

>>12493656
Well, incest is relative after all.

>> No.12493661

>>12493656
Agreed. It should be all or nothing.

>> No.12493664

>>12493655
>Not showing your neglected mother how much you mean to her
>Especially if she's a lonely vampire without a man in her life

I-I'll take your virginity, mom!

>> No.12493665

>>12493664
That's adorkable.

>> No.12493666

>>12493664
>I-I'll take your virginity, mom!

W-what?

>> No.12493667

>>12493666
It's an actual hentai quote. Never underestimate Elevens.

>> No.12493669

>>12493657
I've ejaculated in the following possessions of my relatives:

Swimsuit
-Sister
-Niece
-Cousin
-Aunt

Toothbrush
-Sister
-Niece

Face cream
-Aunt

Panties
-Cousin

>> No.12493670

>>12493667
Sasuga Japan.

>> No.12493673

>>12493669
You're the MC our stories need.

>> No.12493675

>>12493649
>>12493669
Ya'll need help.

>> No.12493677

>>12493669
[ORSON WELLES CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

>> No.12493679

>>12493649
All of them are legal in my country if both parts are adults. Perfect.

>>12493655
>The correct response would be to get your best buddy to do it for you
Fuck that. No one fucks my mom.

>> No.12493680

>>12493679
If ANYONE's gonna fuck my mother, it's gonna be ME!

>> No.12493681

>>12493669
How suspicious are they? I'm morbidly curious now.

>> No.12493682

>>12493680
That's the spirit.

>> No.12493684

>>12493681
Not outwardly at all. They haven't confronted me or started hiding their things when I'm around. I think my niece might put two and two together later, since I've sort of dry humped her while swimming together. I try to clean them up as well as I can to avoid getting caught while still maintaining the high of potentially having my probs dead by then sperm inside them.

>> No.12493686

>>12493684
You would make a pretty good "sympathetic villain protagonist" for a nukige.

>> No.12493690

So provided they were a monster girl, which family member would you shoot sperm inside of most?

>> No.12493693

>>12493686
I'd rather the the protagonist in a time stop story. The only downside is that I'd probs spend so much time timestop-raping my relatives that I'd die of old age at 50.

>> No.12493695

>>12493690
Little sister

>> No.12493696

>>12493693
The candles that burn brightest, burn the quickest.

Godspeed anon.

>> No.12493697

>>12493693
No time stops, you need to use keikaku, not gimmicks.

>> No.12493698

>>12493684
Woah, I know its 4chan but dude... if you are not BSing than you are freaking awesome
Keep doing hentai kami work

>> No.12493700

>>12493697
>keikaku
My best keikaku so far has been to sleep with my cousin and "accidentally" dry hump her while spooning during the night. Too bad she got sick and didn't stay for the night.

>>12493698
Well, fapping with your close relative's things is really easy. They usually keep them in the toilet/bathroom and you can just fap during your night piss.

>> No.12493701

>>12493690
Older sister or aunt christmas cake.

>> No.12493703

>>12493700
Are they really that hot or you just bored?

>> No.12493705

>>12493700
I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disgusted that you somehow made using your relatives possessions as masturbatory aids sound so run-of-the-mill.

>> No.12493707

>>12493703
Cousin is hot as hell, pretty much perfect for a 12-yo. Niece is cute too, but not as pretty. Sister is a disgusting slut and I get a degradation rush from her. Aunt is really just being at her place and wanting a fap.

>> No.12493708

>>12493707
I'm sad that I'm unable to post a suitable reaction image to this.

>> No.12493714

>>12493707
>12-yo
What are you doing, son.

>> No.12493715

>>12493705
Using items from girls who live in different places at the same time is the best. This summer I fapped with my cousin and niece's toothbrushes at the same time. And I mean literally with their brushes, no hand on dick action at all. They were still moist from when they brushed up before going to sleep.

>> No.12493716

>>12493708
*emotionless face, thumbs up*
Close enough?

>> No.12493717

>>12493715
>Anon gets severe dick infection.

RIP.

>> No.12493719

>>12493715
Does a toothbrush actually feel pleasant, or did you do it with willpower alone?

>> No.12493723

>>12493719
It does - children's toothbrushes are usually the soft type and the moistness let me use them with a very soft touch while still feeling it. I think most of it is psychological, though.

>> No.12493726

>>12493723
>mostly psychological
Pity. But you keep living the dream buddy.

>> No.12493730

>>12493726
All fapping is mostly psychological, though. The more turned on I am the better it is. I've come in seconds after sneaking my way to some photos I wasn't really supposed to see, even if they weren't explicit.

>> No.12493733

>>12493707
>for a 12-yo
...Anon, I like your style
Onani master kurosawa would be proud of you

>> No.12493739

>>12493733
Too bad she's a sheltered farm girl in the middle of nowhere. I'm sure she's going to get abused by some cool guy, maybe even already in middle school. I just wish I lived close enough and had enough guts to molest her myself.

>> No.12493740

>>12493707
>>12493715
>>12493723
>>12493739
Jesus christ I knew there were insane pedophiles on 4chan but I didn't think they were among us.

>> No.12493742

Jesus christ, am I on a /k/ thread all of a sudden? I know these threads go mental near the end, but this is just something else.

>> No.12493743

>>12493740
You can never know who's an insane pedophile. One of your friends or relatives might be one.

>> No.12493745

The thread is already off its meds. I may as wall ask a serious, yet unpopular question:
Who is the worst/most annoying writefag here? Other than Bob, of course.

>> No.12493747

>>12493745
But Bob is the worst writefag.

>> No.12493748

Well. It was funny to begin with, but now it's just depressing.

How long until this thread dies and we can all move on?

>> No.12493749

>>12493745
Alp.

>> No.12493752

>>12493740
I think you should check yo friendlist at jewbook or something

I also love liberetards logic
>hurr durr child cant consent before 18 yo or child will feel bad and used in adulthood
>but its totally okay for a 6 yo to fuck up their life forever and become infertile/impotent by taking gender changing hormone drugs (which is totally not influenced by their homosexual parents)

>> No.12493753

>>12493749

Why do people hate alp, again? He may self pity a lot, but at least he doesn't self promote/have a huge ego like some of the other writefags.
I'm not a fan of his work, though

>> No.12493756

>>12493752
>Implying I have, or ever will have, and facebook
Liberals are fucking stupid as shit though, in my opinion so long as you've reached puberty you can make whatever choices and dumbass mistakes you want.

>> No.12493758

>>12493745

>worst
Thats a tough one. There are a couple of bad writefags but I want to see them all improve.
>most annoying
Thats easier. Alp has an endless pity party and Negawalker seems to think hes gods gift to writing. So one of those two extremes.

>> No.12493761

>>12493753
He attention whores a lot, and it is that a lot of people don't like his work.

>> No.12493763

>>12493752
I suppose that would be bad if you didn't think that gender is something that is hardwired into the brain.

>> No.12493766

>>12493752
Normalfags have been leaking into these threads.

First they bitch about Femdom and Monster Girls acting Monsterous, and now this.

>> No.12493769

>>12493761


What writefag doesn't attention whore like a motherfucker?

>> No.12493771

>>12493769
An unknown one.

>> No.12493772

>>12493769
Very few attention whore, even fewer like a motherfucker. They might namefag when they release a new chapter but that's not at all attention whoring.

>> No.12493773

>>12493769
Some are pretty quiet, or even totally under the radar.

Anonymoose just for one, Cap'n for another.

>> No.12493774

>>12493772
>Very few attention whore
lets be realistic here anon

>> No.12493777

>>12493774
I am, out of the total amount of writefags there are out there only a few actually attention whore.

>> No.12493778

>>12493774
There's like two dozen writefags on the pastebin list and I can think of like 5. And those are the attention whoring ones, of course.

>> No.12493782

>>12493769

Off the top of my head:
Anonymoose
Peterdnzl
Punaldin
Thunderbrother
Captain (he might be dead)
Abaggijawah
Thousandpath

All ranging from good to not bad, and none of them attention whore

>> No.12493784

>>12493769

There's that one guy who made a story about an anon locked in a zoo, I think. Is he dead?

>> No.12493788

>>12493782
You don't have to deal with Thousandpath on the IRC obviously, not to mention he doesn't frequent 4chan at all.

>> No.12493792

>>12493788

I don't go to IRC. Ok, scrap him then. The others are still examples of my point in the end.

>> No.12493795

>>12493758
>endless pity party
This has turned into a meme or something, I don't even wallow in my misery anymore, get over it.

>> No.12493796

>>12493792
I was just nitpicking, the list is fine.

More moe Alaskan Harpy fucking when Thunderbrother?

>> No.12493799

>>12493753
Is there any kind of pandering I could do to change that, or is it just the manner of writing you find disagreeable?

>> No.12493801

>>12493795

If its all the same to you, Negawalkers constant self promoting annoys me way more.

>> No.12493804

>>12493801
I don't really see much of that, maybe I just don't spend enough time here.

>> No.12493805

>>12493799

I suppose it's just the content. It just doesn't do anything for me. You can't please everyone.

>> No.12493807

>>12493769

I only post when i have a update or green text ready, and very rarely post anything else like this.

With me are probably 10 other unknown write fags. It's just that the thread is waaay more interested in the good writers and get invested in the story's. Then when the writer post something it gets more attention.

People like attention Anon, it's addicting. You have no idea the high you can get from 2-3 people replying to your story with a compliment or even just a MOAR.

>> No.12493808

>>12493805
That doesn't really help. Is there anything I can do to change that?

>> No.12493809

>>12493804

He's been better recently. A few threads ago he wouldn't shut the fuck up about his writefaggotry. People give Lanternon lots of crap for getting big headed, but god damn.

>> No.12493812

>>12493807

You. You are my kind of writefag.

>> No.12493815

>>12493809
I don't remember Lanternon "getting big headed" either. But if it's stopped, that leaves me and Bob as the ones everybody hates.

>> No.12493820

>>12493807
>You have no idea the high you can get from 2-3 people replying to your story with a compliment or even just a MOAR.
This is also why greentext stories can be more fun to write than prose pastebin stories. A couple of dudes going "Oh oh I wish girl X does thing Y" is a lot more fun than seeing your views get to 200 or 300.

>> No.12493821

>>12493815

Lanternon got around 700 views on his first chapter and assumed it meant he could charge people for writing things. It was pretty arrogant, but it stopped when people called him out for it. There are writefags with way more views who don't do that shit. but I do adore his story

Nega is normally ok, but sometimes he just doesn't stop mentioning his stories in unrelated posts, and it's obnoxious. He isn't even one of the better writefags. Half his shit is greentext anyway.

>> No.12493824

>>12493821
Huh. I totally missed that.

>> No.12493826

>>12493769
Captain is the main example. He writes good stories and only shows up to post them
Too bad he is ded now

>> No.12493830

I wish cwc was a mgg writefag

>> No.12493832

>>12493830
Who now?

>> No.12493836

puu dot sh/bCNgt/163fb66b42

>> No.12493837

>>12493830

Oh god, it would be amazing. I can picture the original content, do not steal electric hedgehog MGs now...

>> No.12493840

>>12493836
D card always wins.

>> No.12493841

What is the most heart warming mgg story?

>> No.12493842

>>12493836
Poker night with MGs? Are you still depressed? Because if you are, I know something that might cheer you up.
Coloring Octowitch

>> No.12493847

>>12493842
Was he even ever depressed or is that some autistic thing people came up with? Because I remember at least the beginnings of that discussion and it seemed like a bunch of idiots reading into things that weren't there.

>> No.12493848

>>12493841
Laska and Me.

>> No.12493852

>>12493847
Nobody actually thinks he's depressed, it's a joke. Or I thought it was. Is it?

>> No.12493854

>>12493852
I really hope it is, maybe I'm just an asshole.

>> No.12493855

>>12493841
Was always partial to that one with the sandworm and the soldier.

>> No.12493856

>>12493854
puu dot sh/bCSHO/036ed1eef3

Is not joke.

>> No.12493857

>>12493854
I think I started it when he said he hasn't been feeling up to doing anything recently, and it was a joke. If someone ran with it like it was serious after that, I am in no way responsible.

>> No.12493860

>>12493852
>>12493854

It's a joke. Hound isn't depressed, he's just under house arrest and he doesn't want us to know.

>> No.12493862

>>12493856
Hound, even if you're fifteen inches, my body is now yours.

>> No.12493866

http://i.imgur.com/Vglfw4S.jpg this but of a lizard girl

>> No.12493867

>>12493866
Smug lizard girl in a bowler hat and fancy suit? Tailored for her tail, frills and spines of course.

>> No.12493868

>>12493841
Frankie and Father

>> No.12493869

>>12493867
>Smug
That's looking a lot more HUEHUEUE to me. Stupidly laughing salamander when?

>> No.12493871

Hey, you know what I just realized? If you send your monstergril waifu to Mexico she can't come back full of filthy half-breeds, only filthy full breeds. Wonderful news!

>> No.12493872

>>12493841

Lets put a few more categories in

>most amusing story
>most arousing story
>most rageworthy story
>most entertaining overall

>> No.12493876

>>12493871
but I am in mexico

>> No.12493877

>>12493876
So what's there in Mexico that would attract foreign Monster Girls?
>>12493872
This is just mean to bad writefags.

>> No.12493878

>>12493876
Then you can only fill monster girl waifus with filthy full breeds! Still wonderful news!

>> No.12493879

When a Jabberwocky, Wurm, Dragon or Werewolf go to a high-society event, do they wear specially-made elbow gloves?

Y'know, if I could draw, and was actually physically able to visualise things in my head, then I'd probably take some amount of pleasure in creating interesting clothes specially designed for individual monster girls.

>> No.12493880

>>12493856
>dat coloring

...and I'm sold

>> No.12493882

>>12493841
Insecure doppelwaifu

>> No.12493884

>>12493871
>sending your waifu away to NTR camp to get delicious non blood-related daughterus to dick
Evil, but ingenious.

>> No.12493885

>>12493877

>this is just mean to bad writefags

I know

>> No.12493886

>>12493877
>This is just mean to bad writefags.
Is any top rankings list NOT mean to bad writefags? I don't think there's a way to include the bad ones without shitting on them.

>> No.12493887

>>12493877

>mean to bad writefags
You mean most of them?

>> No.12493888

>>12493884
You-- I--

Is it wrong to dick the step-daughteru? My heart says yes but my dick says no.

>> No.12493889

>>12493879
Well of course they do.
>>12493885
Then why you gotta bully?
>>12493886
Could we not make it into a competition? I know that's loser talk, but...
>>12493888
>step-daughteru
Nah, that's cool.

>> No.12493892

>>12493886

I also don't get this. Just because you aren't seen as the best in a certain category doesn't mean you're the worst writer. That makes no sense.

>> No.12493895

>>12493889

Because I DEMAND BLOOD alp blood

>> No.12493897

>>12493872
>most amusing story
Doilooklikewritefag story
>most arousing story
Legendary smut, hands down
>most rageworthy story
Free drink's fallen sabbath
>most entertaining overall
Captain

>> No.12493899

>>12493895
>alp blood
I knew it, on some level. But why? Is this about ruining Charon and Moth-chan forever for everybody?

>> No.12493902

>>12493889
>Could we not make it into a competition?
Anon stop, you're going to disappoi-
>I know that's loser talk, but...
Aaaaand I'm disappoint. Great job champ. I'll see you after school warming the bench at that soccer game.

>>12493892
>That makes no sense.
Well, consistently getting ignored is still pretty painful. And once you start making longer lists even if you are included and you're towards the bottom it's like saying "hey, look at all these people better than you!" The only real way to avoid that is to make an exhaustive list of every writefag that's ever written with a name in these threads and give them a "you tried!" ribbon, and we all know those are bullshit.

>> No.12493903

>>12493899

Because we cannot have nice things without SUFFERING

>> No.12493904

>>12493899
What did he do to Moth-chan?

>> No.12493907

>>12493902

Mostly unknown writefag here, I don't give a shit. I write for my own entertainment and that's it.

>> No.12493908

>>12493904
I turned her into a what is basically a yandere Tomoko.
>>12493902
The joke's on you, I never played soccer outside of gym class.

>> No.12493911

>>12493904

A fate worse than grandpa's war stories. You don't want to know.

>> No.12493913

>>12493904
>>12493908
Oh, and she's secretly and idol called Butterfly-tan, too, kinda like Hannah Montana.

>> No.12493914

>>12493899
Well that's part of it. You're just bad mostly.

>> No.12493915

>>12493914
Why do you people keep being so vague about it? Just tell me what to fix and I'll see what I can do. Repeating that I'm bad over and over isn't productive, at all.

>> No.12493919

>>12493908
>>12493911
>>12493913
Fuck you Alp.

>> No.12493920

>>12493908
>>12493913
>moth-chan
>yandere Tomoko
Welp. Why would you latch on to this, you faggots?

>> No.12493921

>>12493915

Well for one, see this?
>>12493913

STOP THAT.

>> No.12493925

>>12493921
Okay, done.

>> No.12493926

For all the shit he gets, I respect Alp for carrying on with his stories regardless.

>> No.12493928

>>12493915
Well your stories suck, the writing is pretty bad, you're an attention whoring pandering faggot, you wouldn't shut up about being depressed for the longest time, whatever people tell you to do you do it which is fucking retarded for a writefag to do and most of the time their shit ideas anyway. You put a lot of shit tier fetishes in your work, most of it is either depressing, infuriating, disgusting, or just generally not a story people want to read. All in all I'd say just stop writing all together or completely flip what you write other wise most people are gonna continue to hate you and call you a fucking faggot which you are.

>> No.12493931

>>12493915

Make the villain of your next story a talking pie or something.

>> No.12493932

>>12493926
>carrying on with his stories
But I don't do that. I just deleted one because of how negatively it was received.
>>12493928
>wouldn't shut up about being depressed for the longest time
This is the only point I won't concede, I have never stated I was depressed. Ever.

>> No.12493934

>>12493928

I was just playing with the guy, but this is getting kind of personal. He isn't that bad. The only writefags I truly hate are the arrogant, egotistical ones. If you namefag a lot/call out attention to your stories randomly without posting an update, I'm not reading any of your shit.

>> No.12493937

>>12493932
You made it seem that way and you never said otherwise or tried to make people realize you weren't which is just as bad, in fact I remember you using it on occasion.
>>12493934
He is though, and he does attention whore a lot without posting an update.

>> No.12493939

>>12493932

WAT.
Which one did you delete?
also, why not just keep practicing, or read a good novelists work to see what you're meant to be doing? Hell, read a decent writefags work, that's a start at least.

>> No.12493940

>>12493937
>made it seem that way
What are you talking about?

>> No.12493941

>>12493820
Pastebin links still get replies though

>> No.12493943

>>12493928
>You put a lot of shit tier fetishes in your work, most of it is either depressing, infuriating, disgusting
This is the shit I hate in writefags, and sometimes they don't even like those fetishes, they just include them to piss off everyone.

>> No.12493945

>>12493943
And he's only doing it because a few people said they wanted it, if enough people said they wanted cat dick in his story he'd put it in.

>> No.12493947

>>12493939
>which one
The one with Moth-chan in it.
>why not read
I read a book a week on average and I've been a writefag here for almost half a year, on top having been writing shit since middle school. I have not improved. At all. And it is starting to look like I've outstayed my welcome here.

>> No.12493950

>TFW Bob is the best writefag and you want to openly praise him but people will just call you a shill

>> No.12493952

>>12493950
>best
Do you mean "favourite"?

>> No.12493953

>>12493950
He's a faggot and you have shit taste.

>> No.12493954

>there will never me mongoose girls who bully lamias

>> No.12493955

>>12493947

Don't go just because a couple of people were faggots to you now.

I fucking suck as a writefag, and I'm not going anywhere

>> No.12493956

>>12493882
Seconded. My heartboner pierced the heavans.

>> No.12493957

>>12493950
Thisisbait.sav

>> No.12493958

>>12493955
>a couple of people were faggots to you now.
Plenty of people are faggots to him though. Largely because he deserves it.

>> No.12493959

>>12493950

>tfw Bob writes stuff about a chick with a dick and people actually think that's ok/like it.

>> No.12493960

>>12493955
But people haven't gotten tired of you. What's the point in pissing people off? I've got nothing to gain from shitting things up anymore.

>> No.12493961

>>12493947
People wants you to change, not to leave.

>> No.12493963

>>12493961
And change how?

>> No.12493964

>>12493882

Where can I read this?

>> No.12493967

>>12493947
That one orgasm denial fag improved by leaps and bounds in the spring. Get some structured assistance, there have to be some writing guidebooks out there.

>> No.12493968

>>12493963

By leaving.

>> No.12493969

>>12493967
>That one orgasm denial fag improved by leaps and bounds
OD-Fag? Yeah, he got an editor and it worked miracles. He also tries really hard, which is nice to see, especially since he's ESL.

>> No.12493970

>>12493952
No, Bob is legitimately a talented writer and his stories are actually very well written.

>>12493953
>>12493957
This is what I was talking about. I'm surprised bob still has the resolve to come here even with all the hate he gets thrown at him.

>>12493959
>Implying only men can have penises

>> No.12493972

>>12493967
>>12493968
I'm starting to lean on the latter. The pastebin has no option for actually deleting the account itself so I'll just leave that there but I think that's that. Sorry for the inconvenience etc.

>> No.12493973

>>12493960

That's because I'm mostly unknown, but I still post for the two lunatics or so who probably like my shit. I bet you have a couple yourself.

>> No.12493974

>>12493970
>I'm surprised bob still has the resolve to come here even with all the hate he gets thrown at him
He deserves it.

>>12493963
see
>>12493928
>>12493943

>> No.12493979

>>12493963
By throwing yourself so far out of your comfort zone, in everything writing related you do, that jumping into Arctic water seems cosier in comparison.

>>12493970
>No, Bob is legitimately a talented writer and his stories are actually very well written.
In technical terms, they're okay. He isn't perfect at spelling and grammar, but it's nothing more than a few slip-ups. His short stories are a bit "meh".
He doesn't do a good job at making his stories with less vanilla fetishes appealing, but that's not completely objective.

>> No.12493980

Fennec fox girl
>huge fucken ears, during the summer she bats them constantly to cool herself
>she's pretty short and extremely light
>uses you as her personal heat rock in the mornings to warm herself
>when she gets excited she has a tendency to "yip"
>also tends to jump onto the furniture when she gets this way
>mates for life. expects to be fed and guarded while pregnant, especially if you spoil her

feel free to add or subtract

>> No.12493982

>>12493960

Bob still has the nerve to show up, and he gets super amounts of hate. Be like that catfucker. BUT NOT IN STORY CONTENT, JESUS CHRIST.

>> No.12493983

>>12493979
>>12493974
>>12493982
Yeah, you can stop with the advice now.

>> No.12493985

>>12493969
Does he still post? The last I remember is the Ryu story that got miles better with each post.

>> No.12493987

>>12493983

Just go under the radar for a little while. Still post your stories, but just drop them off with minimal fanfare and see what happens.

>> No.12493988

>>12493972
>>12493983
Good.
>>12493970
He is a legitimately shit writer. He can only do short stories and even then they suck sometimes, his longer stories always suck ass and have terrible endings, if you do actually like him then you are a faggot that apparently can't masturbate to a woman without a penis, and if you don't then stop baiting faggot.

>> No.12493989

>>12493964
http://pastebin.com/YuHSt1G2

>> No.12493990

>>12493985
He's still writing that same story. He's redoing it now in actual prose form.

>> No.12493991

>>12493980
>loves to eat cheetos, especially getting fed them by hand

>> No.12493993

>all those writefags who just vanished one day

I know it's pathetic, but it does make me a little depressed when I read all those stories that will never have an ending.

>> No.12493994

Guys, no story here is well written.

Stop wanking yourselves off and just enjoy the smut.

>> No.12493995

>>12493987
>see what happens
I honestly don't see the point. I'm just going to stop. Starting now.

>> No.12493997

>>12493980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN4t9O3sGP0&feature=player_detailpage#t=7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD8j2IP1P_U

>> No.12493999

>>12493994
>no story here is well written
Then by your standards no story in the world is well written, just because its from 4chan doesn't mean its shit.

>> No.12494003

>>12493994
>Stop wanking yourselves off and just enjoy the smut.
But wanking myself off is the best part of enjoying the smut!

>> No.12494004

>>12493994
What about the smutless stories

>> No.12494006

Jesus fucking christ, two thousand posts?

New Hitomi's out for those who care.

>> No.12494007

>>12493993
I really miss superego. His story with lich and holst in modern setting was really ineteresting and had some nice smut

And cap if he really ded

>> No.12494009

>>12494004
The smutless stories are ones that have missed the whole point of monstergirls

>> No.12494011

>>12493980
we need a drawfag to get on this

>> No.12494012

>>12494007
>His story with lich and holst in modern setting was really ineteresting and had some nice smut
That one! I remember that one! It never ended, did it?

>> No.12494015

>>12494007
Holy shit I had forgotten about that one. God dammit now I'm sad it never got that far in.

>> No.12494017

>>12494004
those are usually the worst

>> No.12494020

>>12494009
You're wrong.

>> No.12494022

>>12493980
Let's borrow some more traits from her real life inspiration.

>Fennec Fox
Fennec Fox Girl

>Nocturnal
She isn't a morning monstergirl. Would rather snuggle up for "five more minutes" than face the 7:00AM alarm. Naps during the day.
>Fur which kind of looks all fluffly and naturally clumps into spikes
Permanent case of bedhead. Nothing crazy, but no matter how she brushes her hair, it always looks just a little bit wild.
>Damn good hearing. They "can seem to stare at the ground while they rotate their heads from side to side to pinpoint the location of prey, either underground or hidden above ground"
Will often look unfocused, or keep her eyes to the floor. Rather than being antisocial or shy, though, she's just keen on listening into things. Like the next door neighbour humanboy who likes to pleasure himself often.
>Newborn Fennec kits are born with their eyes closed and ears folded down, until after roughly ten days.
Young Fennec Girls play peekaboo by using their ears to flop over her eyes. This habit might carry over to an older Fennec girl, who instinctively covers her eyes with her ears when startled or scared.

I can't help but think that Taiga fits really well as a Fennec Girl.

>> No.12494023

>>12493980
Enjoys a nice round of aural sex.

>> No.12494026

>>12494006
I really need to catch up on this.

...as well as start reading 12Beast.

>> No.12494031

>>12493993

ParkedBuggy. He made a wonderful first chapter for an Amazon story, that painted them as caring, well intentioned extremists, and then vanished.

It's actually kind of funny, I wonder if any of the newer writefags will end up being missed by anyone when they eventually disappear one day?

>> No.12494033

>>12494026
>not reading 12beast already
Time for punishment
http://imgur.com/Uw8ixMG

>> No.12494035

>>12494023
I HEAR ya, that is a great idea

>> No.12494036

>>12494007
>>12494012
>>12494015

I'm honestly surprised to see my name get dropped around here still. I'm still working on my stories, but with a combination of health, IRL shit, and writer's block, it's been slower than molasses. You guys really want to see a continuation of the Lich COYA?

>> No.12494037

>>12494022
This just gets cuter and cuter. Are you quoting a wikipedia article or something?

>> No.12494039

>>12494009
Says you.

>> No.12494042

>>12494036
>You guys really want to see a continuation of the Lich COYA?
I wish I could easily post an image to convey my excitement, but for now let me just say YES.

>> No.12494043

>>12494031
Eh, so long as a few people find my shit enjoyable and as long as I'm still having fun writing, I have no plans to leave.

>> No.12494046

>>12494037
Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox
Listen to the sound file of a Fennec fox call. Now think about how to translate that into a girl's voice.

>> No.12494048

>>12494036
Fuck yes man I need more milky health loving.

>> No.12494051

>>12494036
Hell yeah, I want

>> No.12494056

>tfw ancient thread

Went to bed last night and they were 7 threads in front of us before falling off page 10, now there is 5. I'm still not used to this speed

>> No.12494057

>>12494046
And into the idea box it goes.

>> No.12494058

>>12494042
>>12494048
>>12494051

I'll see what I can do then. I didn't really think much of it since the CYOA culling on the /a/ /mgg/ threads, but I did enjoy writing it.

Should I give you guys a general update on where I'm standing with stories, then?

>> No.12494061

>>12494023
>>12494035
>lol Aural sex

>> No.12494062

>>12494058
>Should I give you guys a general update on where I'm standing with stories, then?
That'd be great. I don't really see a need to run the lich story as a CYOA, but if you need to it looks like we're more receptive to them here. If nothing else you could always go the strawpoll route.

>> No.12494063

>>12493999
No story here is well written, regardless of it being on 4chan or not.

>> No.12494065

>>12494056
This is pretty slow by 'normal' thread life standards. Been a couple times I've stopped paying attention or gone to sleep and the thread's fallen off fine. This one I've been expecting to drop off since yesterday. Usually hit around 1800 before it drops off, too.

>> No.12494067

>>12494009
>not wanting to read stories about true love and cuddling.
It's like you're not even pathetic.

>> No.12494068

>>12494058
>Should I give you guys a general update on where I'm standing with stories, then?
No, don't attention whore.
Finish them, THEN tell us about them.
Glad you're not dead, but that's not an excuse to go all Negawalker on us

>> No.12494069

How are we still on Page 10?

>> No.12494072

>>12494058
Man I'm gonna have to go back and read that now and get hyped for more.

>> No.12494073

>>12494031
Oh, his amazon story is fucking awesome. That gentle motherly femdom. Muh dick
Its really sad that he is ded

>> No.12494074

>>12494068

>comparing a good writefag to Negawalker
Stop.

>> No.12494078

>>12494074
>Negawalker
>Anything but good
He might act like a faggot sometimes but he's still damn good, better than most, and he actually still makes stuff regularly.

>> No.12494082

>>12494062
Strawpoll was what I was using for the bulk of it, so that should be fine. I'll probably go the usual route of updating it in the pastebin and just posting the update line here.

>>12494068

Nah, I wasn't going to say much beyond a general idea, just to gauge interest. If I told you the whole plot of a story that would kinda negate things. Part of my problem with writing is I have a bajillion ideas bouncing around in my head that all sound amazing, and I get caught up over what to write and when.

>> No.12494083

>>12494058
>mfw I ressurected ded writer
Fuck yeah

>I'm still working on my stories, but with a combination of health, IRL shit, and writer's block, it's been slower than molasses.
So where do you post these stories? You havent updated your pastebin in months

>> No.12494084

>>12494074
I meant in the "relentless non-update self-promotion" sense, not in the "actually writes good prose" sense.
Nut then again I've never read SuperEgo or Negawalker, so it's not like I know what I'm talking about. All I know is that writefags bleating on about their creative process without delivering updates is getting pretty fucking old, man. And this is coming FROM a writefag.

>> No.12494087

>>12494078

He's average at best, and most of his stuff is greentext. He also keeps attention whoring. What's wrong with just posting updates and getting on with it?

>> No.12494088

>>12492394
I'm always late for these things.

>> No.12494090

>>12494083
To simply put it, they're not finished, so they're not posted.

>>12494084

>All I know is that writefags bleating on about their creative process without delivering updates is getting pretty fucking old, man.

This is why I've said jackshit this entire time til now.

>> No.12494092

>>12494090
>This is why I've said jackshit this entire time til now.
And that's to your credit. I'm just encouraging you to continue this good behaviour.
LESS POSTAN MORE WRITAN

>> No.12494095

>>12494087
I honestly don't see the problem with greentext. Its how all writefagging started.

>> No.12494097

>>12494090
I thought you had irl problems and coulndt write anymore

>> No.12494101

>>12494095

He said that Naga was one of the best writers.
His pastebin is mostly greentext.
This does not compute.

>> No.12494102

>>12494097
I did/still do, but it's not like I lost a bet and got my fingers cut off in exchange.

Anyway, I'm going to look through that Lich CYOA and see where we're at there. Hopefully I can crank out some updates by tonight.

>> No.12494103

>>12493592
>"Living the eternity with this little boy..."
>"I would love it..."
Awww.

>> No.12494104

>>12494102
So Lich CYOA done in real time, in the thread soon?

>> No.12494105

>>12494101
They don't have to be super long stories to be good.

>> No.12494106

>>12494103
> turning a child into an immortal against his will
Don't force your selfish opinion on others, Vampire-sama

>> No.12494108

>>12494106
She's giving him immortality and love. What's not to like?

>> No.12494109

>>12494106
Uresai, human.

There's nothing wrong with /ss/ for eternity. He will be properly provided for and serviced accordingly.

>> No.12494111

>>12494109
>/ss/ for eternity
That's the only bad thing about it.

>> No.12494112

>>12494105

I still say he's average if anything, but taste in stories here is subjective after all.

>> No.12494115

>>12494036
Will we ever see more of the /ss/ Chupacabra?

>> No.12494122

>>12494104
Depends on how long this thread is up for.

>>12494115

Yes, but when that's going to be is uncertain. "A Different Kind of Vampire" is slowly turning to be a much longer story than originally anticipated.

>> No.12494135

>>12493592
This would be perfect if he were older.

>> No.12494137

>>12494108
Who wants to live forever?
Unless it's with the one you love?
Then again, he doesn't even know her.

>> No.12494149

>>12494137
>Then again, he doesn't even know her
She's probably proactively marrying him.

>> No.12494154

>>12494137
Even with your perfect waifu soulmate, could you spend all of eternity with her and still not have your love lose its lustre?
The first hundred years would be okay. I mean, we sleep for nearly a third of our lives, so that's basically just 60 years spent awake with her, which is enough time for a person to get some wrinkles and have life all figured out when it ends.
But what of the next 500 years?
And 1000 years?
3000 years?
10000, where you've spent a truly inhumane amount of hours with her? Cultures and civilisations have come and gone, the entire foundations of human society as we know it being born anew several times over.

Could you still, after billions of nights under a slowly changing sky, feel that same spark and shiver of warmness when you cuddle with her. Would your heart still beat faster when she gazed into your eyes?

>> No.12494155

Such an adorable drunk.
http://imgur.com/RmtVfw4

>> No.12494156

>>12494154

This is why undeads a shit. And people who actually want immortality are idiots.

>> No.12494158

>>12494155
>http://imgur.com/RmtVfw4
>Urge to bully, rising

>> No.12494160

what kind of a man...
would do a thing like this?

>> No.12494162

>>12494158
>Urge to bully, rising
You mean with your penis, right? I'd totally bully that with my dick.

>> No.12494167

>>12494162

The whole giant eye things creeps me out too much. Plus I'd keep quoting Garth Marengi's Darkplace and Futurama at her.

>> No.12494168

>>12494162
I want to tease her. but yes, with my dick.

>> No.12494170

>>12494167
She's also got a giant ass that is all Christmas Caked up and lonely.

>> No.12494171

>>12494167
Paper bags. Hitomi is way too hot not to smash unless you're some kind of multi-armed DFC faggot.

>> No.12494173

>>12494171
A paper bag would be a great way to bully her

>> No.12494175

>>12494156
That's why people should stick to reincarnation.
Why live forever with your waifu in a gradually deteriorating marriage when you can experience first love with your waifu every century?

>> No.12494177

>>12494173
I was thinking rope, tie her up to the bed. Have her on her knees, hands tied to the bed posts, putt some pillows below her belly to keep her propped up.

Just spending a saturday at home together, when you get bored just go hump her for awhile, leave, and repeat.

>> No.12494180

>>12494156
I wasn't being rhetorical, I was genuinely wondering.
With all the time in the world, you'd gain perspective like no other living creature. Every argument you might have would be a drop in the ocean.
You might as well be the only two people in the universe, and you can understand each other as if you were reading each others' thoughts.
After weary decades, one of you might break down, crying and sobbing and seeing hopelessness and loneliness as far as the horizon stretches, but then the other would be there for comfort. You'd/she'd say that she knew, and those words would carry weight. Because you're in this together. You'll both feel lonely, and distant, and hopeless, but you'll feel it all together.
She'd be more than a rock, a shoulder for you to cry on. She'd be a fixed point, a universal constant that you could rely on as surely the laws of physics themselves.

And the moments you'd see together. Sights in the universe, feats of nature, and the achievements of mankind that'd make the last 3000 years of progress seem small in comparison.

And when the stars are all dead, planets either barren or turned to dust, you and her could float in the middle of it all, reminiscing on quite literally Everything, holding each other tightly as the universe breathes its last. You close your eyes with your waifu, snuggle together tightly, somehow able to feel warmth in the middle of Nothing. And then, as you fall asleep, the universe ends at last.

>> No.12494181

>>12494177
Nice

>> No.12494182

>>12494180
That's fuckin' beautiful, dawg.

>> No.12494183

>>12494156
I want to live forever. The mere thought of oblivion scares the shit out of me.

>> No.12494186

>>12494180

I'd be quite fucking mad long before that stage. I pity any immortal character, they have to go through the horror of heat death.

>> No.12494190

>>12494186
>Heat death
>Implying it won't be a big rip due to dark energy
Im laughing at you, you're probably just parroting what you heard on the media.

>> No.12494192

>>12494183

Oblivion is what you'll have when the universe dies, though.

Infinite nothingness. Forever. No end of time, no release, just true oblivion.

>> No.12494194

>>12494177
You, I like you.

>>12494173
You too.

>> No.12494195

>>12494137
i would get bored, i already find the idea of a long lasting romance awful because i easily lose interest, i would just have casual sex throughout the ages

>> No.12494196

>>12494192
I'll still have my thoughts and that's good enough for me. Maybe if the universe resets I'll become a new god.

>> No.12494197

>>12494190

And you aren't?
I thought they weren't sure yet anyway?

>> No.12494198

>>12494194
I want to slap Hitomi's big christmas cake ass while hitting it from the back cuz I like it like that

>> No.12494203

>>12494198
You're forgetting to make fun of her. I mean, how could you not with those disproportionately fat cowtits bouncing underneath her every time you plow into her from behind and her tears of pain/pleasure soaking into the paper bag on her head and ruining the big pretty eye you drew on top for her? How could you not make fun of her while she's getting off because you're treating her like a mono-eye breeding sow?

>> No.12494205

>>12494190

You sound pretty arrogant. Care to enlighten us, wise one?

>> No.12494218

>>12494180
That's not how undead immortality works. But yes, I would.

>> No.12494219

>>12494182
I was sort of theming it after a thing I read a long time ago. About an immortal couple who go through all of life, watching their friends have children, die, then their children's children, growing slowly more detached as the generations went by. It ended with the implication that the universe was reborn as they finally died. Sappy to the extreme, but I liked it.

>>12494180
>>12494196
What about you and your Dragon waifu, made truly immortal through some magic, where as the universe ends, she uses her Flame to create a new one? As in, she creates a fire so powerful within the void of a dying space and time that you and her are engulfed in it together, and it becomes the Big Bang that forms into a new universe. Then you could turn it into Dark Souls, with her Flame being the First Fire.

>> No.12494221

>>12494219
10/10 would do so.

>> No.12494229

>Some people do not want to spend immortality with their waifus.
>mfw
http://i.imgur.com/7ZQbbg9.gif

>> No.12494236

>>12494229
I'd only take up immortality if I could spend it raping Kyouko as various animals.

>> No.12494239

>>12494156
>And people who actually want immortality are idiots.
Being immortal doesn't mean having to do the same stuff forever. Get some imagination.

>> No.12494243 [DELETED] 

>>12494229
Why did you post a link to an image on an imageboard
Hello
Is this some new kind of funposting

>> No.12494246

>>12494243
Maybe because we're about a thousand posts past the image limit?
Also last thread spot! New thread soon, fellow humans.

>> No.12494249

>>12494243
I really hope your post has been deleted by the time this response goes through. You do realize we're long past the image limit, right? And thread culture encourages conserving images?

>> No.12494250

>>12494243
Are you idiot or just pretending?

>> No.12494261

how is this thread not dead yet? wasn't it on page 10 like 15 hours ago?

>> No.12494262

>>12494246
>>12494249
>>12494250
It's time for me to go
Goodbye world

>> No.12494265

>>12494262
an hero fgt

>> No.12494266

>>12494262
Let me go with you. That way neither of us will die alone.

>> No.12494267

>>12494261
Somehow it bounced back to page 9.

>> No.12494286

>>12494267
Thread confirmed for immortal.
Everyone's who's posted in here will now live until the death of the Universe, and a new Universe will be born, based entirely on this thread as a Foundation.
Fennec fox girls and Red-maned wolf girls will rule this new Universe as Gods.

>> No.12494291

nicu

>> No.12494293

>>12494286
You realize this means braidless hobo-rape Charon as ferrywoman of the underworld, right? Can you truly stand that?

>> No.12494296

>>12494286
Of course they will, if they get art anyways.

>> No.12494299

>>12494286
oh my god. DOES THIS MAKE ME A GOD?

>> No.12494301

>>12494293
I will be there to stop them.

>> No.12494304

>>12494293
Guess there'll always be some shit in the new world, to be hopefully purged in the next Universal cycle.

Kind of like the ending to Wolf's Rain.

>> No.12494305

>>12494293
I'd love to gangbang Braidless Charon with a bunch of dirty anons.

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