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First for best girl.

>>12481376
Second for better girl

Brothers! We are once again tasked with the Holy Duty of protecting the defenseless from the vile beasts that roam out world!

I hereby declare this thread under protection of the Order, may the Chief God watch over all of us!

>>12481376
I would give her my eency weency paycheck to go up my water spout.

>>12481384

You mean urethral sounding?

We had some pretty good band line-ups last thread. What can we get next?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Due to a series of events, you are now the manager of an all MG Band! What do they play, what's their sound/genre, and are they successful enough to play at the MGC Arena? At least three members are needed.

>Receive a strange puzzle box from a Lilim, under the instructions to never open it
>Work it anyway and solve the puzzle, getting zapped in the process
>The air grows heavy with the odor of sex and incense
>Ghost light lanterns flicker all throughout the room as a multitude of tentacles bind you and hoist your arms up
>A quartet of Kejourou, Tentacle, Dark Slime, and Ushi-Oni
>The Tentacle takes your face in her incredibly tactile tentacle-fingers, slurping into your ear almost down to the tympanic membrance before whispering
>"We have such sights to show you"
>Lilim later on finds you a twitching mess, covered in your own seed and a platitude of other ungodly fluids

>>12481383
nth for salvation by works, all day every day.

post you mg supergroup and what kind of music they play

>oni drummer
>amazoness bassist
>dark elf guitarist/vocalist
>some kind of "rebellious" metal/hardcore punk band popular with the kids these days
>band members claim they are expressing the "repressed darkness and animalistic urges of the mg populace"
>no discernible musical talent
>fanbase composed mostly of 14 year old oomukades and autistic wurms
>ultra edgy lyrics about raping shotas and beating husbands
>basically a mg version of the Misfits

>>12481400

>oni drummer

I assume you gotta buy a new drum set after every concert?

>>12481398

Why are righteous female knights so hot? It's gotta be the loyalty and skintight chainvests

>>12481412
Religious violence is just the absolute sex.

Fearboners?

>>12481422
well they are the best boners

>>12481394
>box of wild, unspeakable sex
>Lilim tells you NOT to open it
I don't understand.

>>12481422
Best boners.

>Rachnee will never bust a gut laughing at your pathetic, itsy-bitsy dick actually getting hard over her spider legs
It hurts, anons

Reminder: http://i.imgur.com/ijC4OYz.jpg

>>12481436
...hell, I'd still fuck her.

>>12481440
me too. hard.

>>12481422

>>12481436
What the hell, just thinking of her moving along the ground like a lamia makes my nips hurt

>>12481406
It's part of the show.

>band members theatrically destroy equipment after every show even though it doesn't excite the audience in any way
>manager tells them they shouldn't be able to afford buying new equipment after every show, but they do have a large preteen audience to support them

I can see it now, a rock documentary about their indulgent lifestyles.
>oni is a notorious shotacon, busted for holding drunken orgies with young fans on numerous occasions (actually only adding to the band image)
>dark elf is constantly bringing cheap hookers to her hotel room to dom
>amazoness is the only one in a steady though turbulent relationship with a roadie

>>12481400
>you will never be a band's slut groupie

>>12481390
Didn't get to reply in last thread. So here's my results.

Jabberwock
Chochin-Obake
Blue Oni

Jabberwock and Blue Oni hard rock duet. Chochin-Obake provides lighting and stage effects. Have to do daily checks on the road to make sure that Blue Oni is sober when she performs. Throw killer after parties that likely devolve into drunken orgies.

Would you rather have the tentacles or the slime?

>>12481461
tentacles all the way
they are great for hugs and other things

>>12481436

>>12481461
Slime is loev
Slime is lief

>>12481436
I would motorboat the hell out of that.

>>12481470
how would you stop your penis from getting dissolved

>>12481465
I've wondered, is that nigga from something EA related?

>>12481478
From Dungeon Keeper, I believe.

>>12481475
>dissolved
What setting are you referring to?

Shamless plug for Montowers 2.

>>12481486
What other fantasy series has grey elves?

>>12481491
mgq

Who here has played Seismic's Liru demo? How many of you can't wait for its release?

>>12481496
>Seismic's Liru demo?
whats that?

>>12481498
Here's the gallery of gifs
http://exhentai.org/g/727325/46b236a94a/

>>12481436
That must be uncomfortable.

>you will never have a litter with your litter based monster girl waifu
>you will never watch the pick of the litter pick up the runt of the litter and get her to the front when it's nursing time
>You'll never watch her protect her sister
>you'll never see the two of them become the closest sisters of the litter

>>12481509
What if they both have their eyes on the same boy?

>>12481515
Then time for some threesome lovin'

>>12481515
What if it's yourself

>>12481517
Then time for some foursome lovin' with mama too

>>12481520
>with mama
Nah, I prefer Cakes.

>>12481485
how do you think slimes eat, they are acidic

>>12481491
None that I know of.

Lovely ashen elves.

>>12481529
I'm growing rather fond of this series' monster designs, even though "Ogres" are essentially intellectual, muscular greenskins.

Kinda like that time when Bruce had total control over the Hulk.

>>12481501
oh that 3d magipoka thing

>>12481537
I still hate it.

>>12481539
>>12481537

He still hates it.

>>12481501
oh its by the same guy that did sweet mami

>>12481540
And the other anon will continue posting it

I want to bone a skeleton

>>12481539
KUYASHI

>>12481551
quartet... trio... duet... solo.

>>12481551
How?

>>12481436

>>12481398
Paladin females are the best females.

Reminder:

>>12481570
>You will never console a cursed Paladin woman who has been turned into a Monster girl

>>12481571
A tailpussy a day keeps the doctor away.

Keep yourself healthy and your neighborhood manticores happy!

>>12481575
Every Good Boy Deserves Tailpussy.

>>12481559
tenderly

I want to rest against Cerea's pregnant stomach, rubbing my hand against her softer than norm cheek and clasp her fingers delicately as we think of our future as a family

>>12481597
>pregnant stomach
Which one?

>>12481597
Y'know, thinking about it, would she have the bulge in her human stomach or her equine one?

>>12481573
>telling me what I will and won't do
Wanna get nigga? Just watch me.

>>12481601
the one you kick

>>12481603
We're not sure, Cerea thinks it'll be in her human stomach, 4chan says otherwise

>>12481571
Don't trust monster girls, they are a blight on humanity and the majority of them should be eliminated.

>>12481616
i cannot agree more, i would rather fuck a cute paladin instead

>>12481616
I want to see a shota squire get tenderly molested by a strong, yandere monstergirl.

>>12481621
>dem hips
proof human women, especially the righteous warrior ones, are best.

>>12481623
You are the devil

>>12481603
Both. The human womb births a legless torso and the horse womb births a headless foal, and they sort of fuse together afterwards.

>>12481623
>this happens
>the monster girl is about to pull his pants down
>door bursts in
>its the squires knight
>"drop him or taste my blade"
>she drops the squire "You think you can kill me"
>they fight
>knight mops the floor with the monster girl
>about to kill the monster girl
>"please, don't kill me i just wanted to love him" she pleads
>"so do i" replies the knight pulling off her helmet

>>12481633
>adds this to long list of things to add to my story

>>12481601
Ok this post got me thinking and now I'm confused. Do centaurs have 4 lungs? They sure would need 4 to provide enough oxygen for a horse body, but if they do have horse lungs how does the air get to the horse half?

>>12481400
But can they ever hope to achieve the popularity that the Dark Elf Idol has?

What was the name we agreed on for her again?

>>12481633
>"please, don't kill me i just wanted to love him" she pleads
>"so do i" replies the knight pulling off her helmet
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>12481633
>>12481621
>>12481625
>human girls

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>12481638
If the air comes from the human mouth then they would have a clusterfuck of windpipes inside their body and to inhale enough air to fill both human and horse lungs at the same time centaurs would breathing would be very long and deep as if they were some kind of hyperventilating psychos.

>>12481642
>not loving beautiful and righteous human women who rise above and beyond the slutty monster filth.
I bet you also like succusluts.

Speaking of which I want to see a righteous succubus knight who is Neutral/chaotic good and helps everyone who needs help, kinda like batman.

>>12481633
>The squire, having collected himself and grabbed a weapon, stabs the Paladin in the back before she can deliver the killing blow
>Lives happily ever after with his new wife

>>12481633
>Squire runs in between them before knight kills the monster girl
>don't kill her, lets give her a chance
>monster girl follows them around
>knight begrudgingly accepts
>and thus the harem begins

>>12481633
Yes, yes, yes. All of my want, all of my love, anon.

>>12481646
>being a lil cunt
No. You see, that isn't how the real world works.

>>12481646
What if the Paladin is revived as Wight?

Admit it.
You would bone an Angel if they looked less like this, and more like mature succubi with dove wings and a halo.

All these Paladins around me, I want to free them all!

>>12481650
as a*

>>12481655
Try it scum!

>>12481653
I would bone an angel like that, because she will look like this in the future.

>>12481655
Honestly, I've always liked her design.

>>12481655
Droolia wouldn't even be able to free a slave from his torment.
We would free her of her evil ways, violently.

>>12481660
>>12481653
I dunno. They just don't look cute in general.

Now Devils, though. I could go for that.

>>12481647
I think this story would work better if it was just the two with the squire. A third girl may be okay but that's starting to push it.

>>12481659
Kek

>>12481653
I would *prefer* them if they looked like mature succubi with dove wings and a halo. But I'm a trooper, I'd give the little ones the D too.

>>12481664
Agreed.

>>12481666
>demonic trips
>wants to fuck an angel
Look at how far you've fallen.

>>12481653
Maybe. I've always been uncomfortable with the whole lolita thing.

>>12481664
So, the antics of a shota squire and two yandere Christmas Cakes , one a knight, and one a monstergirl?

>>12481663
So how much better is the Devil species compared to Vanilla Succubus?

They're mostly monogamous, given that they find a mate and do everything they can to make them happy, instead of the same old rape-NTR-and-mindbreak song and dance.

If you take them to be doting companions, but not overly lenient housewives who let you become a slob, they're actually pretty ideal.

>>12481638
Mythology and stuff was better before humans understood anatomy.

>>12481673
I want to see what a Devil looks like de-lolified.

>>12481673
That's what they want you to think, then they take your soul and you're forced to suffer eternal damnation

>>12481676
>adult Devil
Oh my

>>12481672
maybe both of them are there over the entire adventure but occasionally they meet other girls after the squires dick

what a shit thread

>>12481650
Then I expect her to be horrified at what she has become and do everything in her power to prevent herself from indulging in disgusting monster debauchery, up to and including falling on her own sword. Failing that, she can go join a convent and become a wight nun who keeps her rapist instincts in check by pure willpower.

I find it annoying how demonic energy overrides your personality in an instant. If you're a purity-obsessed human supremacist, you should remain a purity-obsessed human supremacist to the bitter end. This also goes for monsters, if you're a haughty, pelvis-breaking rape train, you should remain a haughty, pelvis-breaking rape train even after securing a husband, so I don't particularly enjoy nonsense like that "dragons become "female lizards" after marriage" tidbit either. These wishy-washy mind override shenanigans don't sit well with me.

>>12481672
Everything but the yandere and you've got a solid story.

>>12481672
i would do more but im a shit write fag

>>12481680
Thank you for your contribution.

>>12481673
The fact that they forcibly turn you into an obese sloth is what's great about them, though.

Monstergirls are SUPPOSED to drag you down into sin and depravity. The devil's one of the only ones that's actually good at her job. All the others pussy out after only training one of the seven of the deadly sins into you. Devil actually goes beyond lust and into gluttony as well.

Based blueberry.

>>12481686
No problem, dude.

>>12481683
>Everything but the yandere
Look at this pleb.

>>12481673
>Only want to make you happy

That makes them sound like they were the younger siblings of the family who always wanted to help around the house, but kept screwing up, and now she wants to find someone who she can help to be happy to gain a sense of approval.

Or something.

Reminder that dark meat is healthy

>>12481691
Why, Asterio has a shitty design.

>>12481689
Yandere's overdone to hell here. One Yandere character is a handful as it is. Two is just pants on head retarded.

>>12481691
fuck off with your niggers and obese monster girls.
Shit.
Shit tastes everywhere.

>>12481694
>>12481692
Such madness within you

>>12481693
The knight is not yandere she just loves the squire

>>12481694
>Liking Wight girls

I mean I can't blame you, they are hot.
>Wight girl
>With a black girl's ass

>>12481638
They could just have two in the human chest cavity, but they could expand down into where the intestines normally reside, seeing as there's a whole whack of space in the horse part for most organs. Perhaps a centaurs diaphragm has evolved into some sort of sleeve for the lungs too, seeing as a single band under the lungs won't work as well if they extend down bellow the ribs.
Or who knows, maybe they have one lung in the human part to supply oxygen to the CNS and two other lungs further down that supply the rest of the body with O2

>>12481694
I understand that Asterio has a bad design, but dissing glorious brown? Come on now.

>>12481665

Why are cyclops so damn cute?

>>12481681
I kinda like how demonic energy toasts your personality, myself.
I mean, on the one hand I agree with you: mind-override shenanigans are not something I would want to happen to me or my monsterised waifu.
But on a more meta level, it's one of the few non-hugboxy bits in MGE, so I clutch at it like a drowning man clutches at flotsam. Your shy childhood friend gets monsterised and confesses her feelings to you, so you think you're going to have wonderful sexy matrimonial bliss with someone you care for? OH NO YOU DON'T, because DE has fucked up her personality so much that she's become a one-dimensional cliched sexual parody of herself, but you can't escape her because 'she wuvs j00' and her waifu-radar will always track you down.
It's a subtle kind of grimness, but I'll take what I can get.

>>12481700
Nothing wrong with the best girl's design

>>12481709
>best girl
You called?

>>12481691

LIGHT MEAT

DAAARK MEAT

IT'S ALL THE SAME

Captcha: diarrhoea tuidcen

>>12481398
>Salvation by works
what kinda shit religion do they follow?

>>12481560

Boobpocalypse?

any love for fairys here?

>>12481715
Fuck off Calvin

>>12481701
It's too bad the only content is them being crybabies or getting bullied and abused.

Well there is one jack-of-all-trades cyclops in that one story, but we'll probably never see her again.

>>12481712
>>12481700

Na-na-na-naaaa-na-na-na
They're gonna start a fight.

>>12481712
Holy shit, new wallpaper found
Goodbye Zion valley, hello beautiful

>no cute monstergirls to atatatatatata with

>>12481725
>Jack Black

>>12481718
I'd like them more if they could rape me.
But alas.

>>12481727

>>12481558

>>12481727
real onaholes... my erection...

How do you like your onis Anon?

>>12481718
Keep confusing them with those dame pixie tricksters.

>>12481727
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCVReVGDo8

>>12481727
they can stretch allowing you to fit your penis in them

>>12481727
>You will never handwash your fairy girlfriend in a small bucket of warm water
>She will never insist you do so, as the bathtub is too big for her, and the shower head will pelt water at her at high speeds

>tfw I have a "Fairies and Insects" folder
>And 90% of the folder is comprised of insect-types

>>12481520

Oh God I can see it now.

Your daughterus are going into heat for the first time, fidgeting when you look at them. You were always close with them, but now you could see the bestial lust welling up within them.

You try the normal methods of stroking their stomachs or letting them lick you, until the pick of the litter gets a sneak attack and manages to unzip your pants, revealing the raging erection.

She and the runt then proceed to take huge whiffs of your cock stink, fingering themselves frantically while they make comments about wanting papa inside them. Your wife sighs and takes them into another room, only beckoning you in after several minutes.

All three of them are in the nude, the two pups are licking at Mama's teats before they notice you. Your wife tells you to undress, and complying, you're immediately tackled by your two daughterus.

With the pick of the litter sitting on your face, the runt slides herself along your length, your wife telling them to go with it as they rehearsed.

Suddenly, the runt's moist little fuckhole just plunges down on your rod, milking you for all it's worth before the pick takes her round with you, both of them winding up as a sweating piles with your seed dripping out of those tight little snatches.

Just when you want to sleep, you can feel the soft paw pads of your wife clasp your length, licking at it with great skill and dexterity. She's staring at you, longingly, and right before she sits down with that hot and ridged tunnel whispers one thing to you.

"Let's go for another litter, shall we?"

>>12481740
Be sure to know the difference.
It could save your life.

>>12481745
>you will never protect your fairy girlfriend from monsters, bandits, or paladins

>>12481745
Time to split folders and reorganize.

>>12481735
> What are you tapping me for?
> Seriously? Again?
> G-geez, you've used me twice today already. Won't you learn some restraint!
> You'll never get a girl your own size if you keep pumping all your sticky vigour into my little body, y'know

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>>12481757
pls stop,
my erection, I want to pump her so full until she is dripping out.

>>12481758
Think of the possibilities.
You can cuddle with her, she can cuddle with you, or the two of you can cuddle together.

It's perfect!

>>12481758
Cute

I want one

>>12481758
is that a 2hu?

Would any anon here's stick their dicks in crazy?

Because I might with this moth girl.

>>12481757
>implying you'd have to ask
>implying she wouldn't use your dick like a daki pillow while you sleep

>>12481705
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm alright with corruption and personality warping. But when it happens right at the onset of monsterization, you miss out on that delicious transition period where that shy childhood friend of yours still has a human mind in a monster body. You don't get to see her gradually become more confident, more assertive, more comfortable with her new curves, with the fact that her body now exists solely for the pleasure of men. You don't get to see her slowly switch from being too shy to even ask for sex to covertly mixing aphrodisiacs in your food to get you in the mood to pushing you down right where you stand and mounting you like a wild animal.

As things stand, it's not so much corruption as it is a game of tag. If you touch demonic energy, you're "it" and you immediately become a raving sex beast with no transition whatsoever. If you bed an ushi-oni, she starts making sandwiches for you the next day. That sort of "instant personality switch, just add sex" process is just plain silly.

>>12481765
No, she's a Vanillaware.

>>12481738
They're all ok.

>>12481745

>A fairy will never take baths with you in a tub
>She'll never swim in circles around you in the tub doggy style, dodging your arms as you wash yourself, pretending she's fighting a giant sea monster

>>12481746
Yep, that's the stuff.

>>12481766
Shit moth
Other moth was better

>>12481771
The red and blue are

>>12481778
lol no
other moth was boring

>>12481773
>you will never buy a miniature tea set
>you will never have tea time with a fairy

>>12481778
>>12481780
What other.

My favorite monster girl is Chen

>>12481781
>Or buy a luxury doll house for her to live in

>>12481766
Have before. Worth.

>>12481784

>>12481784
She's a cute one. Good taste.

>>12481771
>those expressions

The amount of impending rape in this pic is ludicrous.

>>12481786
>or give her fancy doll dresses

>>12481769
Oh, that.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
HEADCANON HO!

>>12481792

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>>12481727
can they get pregnant?

>>12481784
I only like bkub chen

>>12481746
Oh boy.

>>12481786
>you will never pay a witch for a shrinking potion
>you will never drink it
>you will never get to hug her without crushing her
>it will never be the best day of your life

>>12481766
you don't stick your dick in the crazy, i have tried this and it is much worse then it looks like it would be

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>>12481771
Option 1: Ask blue oni to protect you.
Option 2: Run away.
Option 3: "Pick a god, and pray."
Option 4: "Prepare to die."

What a sad way to go out.

>>12481805

>>12481738
Brawny, vicious and sexually predatory

>>12481807
So...
>Left
>Down
>Up
>Right
Those are the options, right?

>>12481809

>>12481803
2D crazy chicks =/= 3DPD crazy chicks

>>12481798
Under MGE rules, yes.
MGE rules actually go into great detail about fairy breeding. Before the current Demon Lord, fairies reproduced by all the fairies in the forest getting into a big circle and singing to flowers, and new fairies would magically pop out.
But now there's a succubus in charge, they gotta lewdly seduce a guy, take a dicking, and get pregnant like everyone else.

>>12481781
>>12481786


>You'll never start feeling something weighing on your jacket's hood as you go for a walk outside in a cold day
>You'll never grope around the hood as to figure out what's going on
>You'll never feel something warm moving in it, as you hear numerous giggles coming from it
>You'll never turn your head around as to see what's in it, only to find a group of fairies snuggling inside your jacket's hood, seeking warmth
>They'll never follow you home, regardless of how many times you shoo them away

>>12481801
>>12481776

Some times I can be roused from my procrastination to do stuff like... that.

>>12481813

>>12481807
>not just dicking all of them and sleeping on a pile of them

>>12481765
Oboro Muramasa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMzQHxYzlw

Alright , I believe that's enough Chen for now, taking the image limit into account.

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>>12481807
>option 1 end: blue oni "protects" you by dragging you back to her rape lair
>option 2 end: red oni catches you and makes you her personal fuckslave
>option 3 end: dfc oni takes pity on you and generously allows you to be her servant
>option 4 end: all three join in in breaking you

>>12481783
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
Nice loving moth
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/
Crazy looking rape moth

>>12481828

>>12481828
Anon, that's good.
You can stop now.

>>12481831

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>>12481840
That's enough.

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>>12481844
can you stop this, your flooding the thread with pictures that nobody cares about

>>12481844

>>12481844
Fuck off.

>>12481846
He's doing it on purpose.

>>12481847

>>12481846
Just report all unnecessary Image Dumps as spam.

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>>12481792

>All this image dump

Hi, 2004.

Now stop wasting images.

>>12481852

>>12481821
Anon, you don't dick them. They pussy you.

>>12481830
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
Love moth is love

Anyway, while we're reporting Chenanon,

Oomukades. Hot, or not?

>>12481856

>>12481653
>Implying that's her true form
>Implying she has a true form
Laughinggnostics.jpg

>>12481859
not if you're a real man

>>12481861
They're neat

>>12481830
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730092/4b089b0749/
>This is not translated yet
Suffering.

>>12481861
I'd like them better if they were more self confident.

>>12481862

>>12481859

>in soviet russia pussy rapes who are we kidding, everyone in russia has a penis and is a man

>>12481871
besides SOVIET FLUFFY TAILS

>>12481870

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>>12481866
Say that again when you're an ahegaoing, pelvis-shattered mess lying in a pool of girlcum.

>>12481882

>>12481861
Hot.

I wouldn't mind getting cuddled/tickled by one.

>>12481886

How would you justify to your family fucking a monster girl?

>>12481822

>Hulk Oni getting into a fight with Raijin

FUCK JAPAN FOR KEEPING IT OVER THERE.

>>12481889

>>12481884
my pelvis does not break easily

>>12481861
Cute.

>>12481891
its out right now

>>12481892
She looks human enough and I know for a fact the minute I leave uni my mother wants grandchildren.

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>>12481887

>Getting tickled by one

>Oomukade introverted friend who can only feel relaxed with you around
>She has tickle fights you from time to time as to relieve stress from her daily life
>She only smiles and laughs when doing this with you

WHERE ARE MY DEFIBRILLATORS

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>>12481746
Full story when

>>12481926

Never.

You should know better than to expect anything from me except disappointment and unfulfilled promises. Like a politician.

>>12481924

>>12481861
Definitely hot, but they should play the "abomination" angle more. These things eat whole damn dragons, their girl version shouldn't be a shy, stuttering wallflower.

If they actually had the mind to envenom things, they would be a sight to behold. In larger scolopendras, every single leg has claws sharp enough to pierce the skin and deliver an irritant, so they could literally stomp you to submission without even using their venom claws (which in any case are just modified legs). Since oomukade venom is a strong aphrodisiac, though, an oomukade footjob could be surprisingly pleasant.

>>12481928

I didn't realize we were in a chen thread.

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>>12481931
It's just a shitposter.

>>12481931
Not anymore
Thank you based janitorl

>>12481931
its just one faggot filling the image limit with his shitty waifu, just report him and ignore his shit tier waifu

>>12481934

I'll never understand the bitter souls who need to shit on other people's fun. Also, this guy's "hard work" will all be undone when the janitor deletes his shit anyway. What's the point?

thanks janny

REMOVE CHEN remove chen
you are worst youkai. you are the youkai idiot you are the youkai spam. return to /jp/ threads. to our /jp/ cousins you may come our board. you may live in the 2hu threads….ahahahaha

So how do you make a MG plot in like 3.5 or pathfinder without it coming off as fucking hamfisted? The monster girls that is.

What if one brave soul did this to a crowd of monster girls?

>>12481815
But puck is a boy.

>>12481926
>>12481927

So if you want fluff shit, ask Bob.

I'll stick to my guns and do the stuff I like.

Like lamias

I love the janitor here.

On topic, Long Distance Seduction update when? I really like it, and it's been a good while since the last edition.

>>12481946
Glorious thought, but he'd probably die.

>>12481945
Might be best off asking on /tg/ rather than here
They've had discussions about that in the past with some degree of success

>>12481946
They would be blowing horns alright his horn
Why is the guy wearing like ACUs?

>>12481892
My mother's only concern would be whether or not she spoke English. My mother's fucking weird.
My father is surprisingly open minded.

No justification needed.

>>12481892
She only LOOKS 12, dad. Look.

Then I spread her lips to show off her semen coated inside from a week ago while she grins like the whore she is.

>>12481892
You don't need to justify shit when you live alone and you have a job.

>>12481892
Depending on what monster is.

Demon realms? Disowned and friends would leave me 5ever
Anything else? Probably disowned by every one but my parents and maybe imouto

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS! Because nothing can stop my holy love!

>>12481957
for a week? what. how?

>>12481892
I point out that it's not like I'm gong to get a human lover anything soon, or ever.

>>12481963
she never salivates or swallows

>>12481892

I have a very religious mother, but on the other hand, as long as she isn't a demon type they may even get along.

>>12481892

Given that my father already hates the fact i've laid with prostitutes before thanks to friends "gifting" them to me, I can imagine his disgust at a Manticore.

>>12481970
>chill religious mother chatting it up with slutty succubutt
>anon facepalming in the background
I kind of want to see this

>>12481969
lich?

>>12481968
>this
same here. Monster girls irl when?

>>12481892
My mom would be freaked out for like a week and then she would get over it. My dad wants grandchildren sooner rather than later. I think both would be accepting in a short period of time.

>>12481892
They would be overjoyed. No justification needed.

>>12481892

They'd probably be fine about it after a while. Especially if MGs are becoming commonplace due to some portal invasion or something. What they wouldn't be OK with is her trying to fuck me if we stayed around. They're understandably squeamish on the idea of overhearing their kids getting fucked.

>>12481896
That's what they all say.

>>12481821
I recognize Morrigan, but who are the others? She-Hulk and who else?

Onii-chan, I'm cold. Could you warm me up with a blanket or something?

>>12481988

Sure, why not, seems like a reasonable request

>>12481987
X-23 from x-men and Trish from DMC

>>12481988
No. I can only warm you with hugs.

>>12481975
Mmm delicious spider

>>12481972
man I wish I had friends like that.

>>12481972
I think I would disown my son if he went with a pussytail. Never trust a pussytail.

>>12481975
Oh desire!

>>12481985
If there were a portal invasion I don't think any parents would be ok with their sons dating interdimensional conquerers

>>12481972

>manticore
Considering you'd be a junkie to her venom in under a week I can imagine he'd be pissed off. There really isn't a happy ending with those things.

>>12482002
You'd might as well tell you're parents you're going into prostitution.

>>12482001

I was only thinking of possible reasons why these walking physical law violations would be around in the first place.

Still, we may need Gordon Freeman if the LHC somehow rips open a portal that allows Deruella through.

>>12481988
Why not put more clothes on you whore?

>>12482003

Exactly, Manticore a shit
>but she doesn't have to use the venom on you
But she will because it's her nature to, and even if it wasn't that tail is around all the time, and accidents happen.

Manticores are almost Matango tier.

MGG has come to the conclusion that pussy tail IRL is evil.

As a paladin I approve.

>>12481998
>Never trust a pussytail.
Could be worse, at least she's not a spade-tail. Or a knife-ear.

>>12482008
The league of extraordinary paladins. (LEP)

>>12482008
Anon, we all love manticores here. We just don't want our parents to see us mindbroken venom slaves.

>>12482011
>new wallpaper
I love all you humans!

>>12482014
LIAR! They are devil spawn! They are literally worse than devils.

>>12482014
>we all love manticores here
Speak for yourself.

>>12481390
How the hell am I suppose to have a band with the short story "a cold day" a girtablilu and the fan fiction "diary of demon ninja part 3"? What the hell will it even sound like?

>>12481986
Adamantium pelvis

>>12482010
>still using the outdated pre-invasion pejorative "spade tail"
>implying your parents wouldn't be proud of you for accepting the new demonic immigrants who are just looking to be accepted into a new community
>implying marrying a succubus isn't the most honorable thing you can do for your and her race

Paladinscum, everybody.

>>12482008

Shows what you know. Tail pussy is wonderful, try it once and you'll never want anything else on your cock. Quit being a little pansy and stick it in a real woman!

>>12482028
>your shit
you are clearly an addict

>>12482014
>>12482028
Manticores detected.

>>12482027

>succubus
>not NTRing you with fucking everyone because she literally lives off semen
>ever being anything other than a fun fuck at a college party and nothing else

I'd even a manticore over one of those things.

>>12482027
Wanting to date Ebola chan
It's like you want to bleed out of all off your orifices

>>12481948
Do Medusa.

Please.

>>12482034
*of*

So many poor souls addicted to so many evil monsters.

PALADIN-BROS! How should we save our fellow men?

>>12482032

AM NOT! I'm a human who loves tailpussy and isn't afraid of getting juiced up by a sexy manticore. It makes everything feel amazing and you have to try it! There aren't any downsides its all just propaganda by other jealous monsters.

>>12481822
I will buy whatever system this comes out on!

>>12482034
Not sure what ebola has to do with glorious succubi.

>>12482008

WHAT IF

Mindbreaking a Manticore with non-lewd cuddles?

>>12482034
Lies and slander, Ebola-chan makes you stronger.

>>12482042
Mankind ill needs an saviour such as you!

>>12482057

Fuck off, bloodsucker lite.

>>12482053
>mindbreaking a mg

I don't think you understand how this works. Don't you have some elf thread to post in?

>>12482046
So has she convinced you to get into porn yet or has the venom not completely taken over your mind?

>>12482057
>>12482061
Hey be nice to her, even as a Paladin I can say her type isn't completely evil if they have self control.

>>12482056
I never thought I'd masturbate to a personified virus. Guess everyday brings new surprises.

>>12482065

If a manticore makes you do videos its only because she loves you. You should get a manticore wife and see how great they are. Other monsters a shit.

>>12482068
It's okay, she makes you stronger.

>You'll never convince a tiny mouse girl to come out of the nook/cranny she's hiding in

>>12482073
To smash her head in with a baseball bat?

>>12482038

>People all of a sudden caring about Medusa

I-it's not like she's always been here, idiots.

>>12482074
That is fairly rude to do to an adorable little girl who only wants love

>>12481892
>They finally see the woman you've been dating
>They have no words, just awkward stares all around
>"I...can't....really explain myself...I don't need to explain myself."
>You try to introduce her to the family, acting like nothing is amiss at all."

>>12482005
But anon, clothes don't really help when you're a lamia.

>>12482070
I bet she makes you masturbate on webcam which "no one but her" will ever see

>>12482073
Then violate her?

>>12482083
Well... i mean. Fine. I like lamias. can we have sex?

>>12482083
How is she wearing those panties?

>>12482075
But anon,
I always cared about her.

>>12482089
Taco.

>>12482034
Not wanting Ebola chan

>>12482091

Medusa and Echidna the best

>>12482083
Now we are talking.

>>12482104
That looks awful.

>>12482105
You mean Shirohebi and Echidna.

>>12482056
>to spread my love with world
This is some "Her" level of NTR

>>12482101
how facinating

>>12482110
I think you mean everyone but Vanilla.

>>12482108
>Not wanting to bleed out your eyes
Get a load of this gay boi

>>12482115
Vanilla is good too. All the lamias are good.

>>12482120
>>12482120
>All the lamias are good.
even the ones that eat people?