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Monsterboys

Is this the monster girl thread

>>12475377
Yeah?

That was fast.

Glad to see the new HB thread is up. So how do you plan on catching your HB?

>>12475378
Cool. Thanks.

>>12475374
Good start.

Also what, the last thread's gone off the index, but instead of 404ing it's "archived" now? Okay, sure.

Can YOU spot Tio in this crowd? Look carefully, she's there!

I want to have sex with a girl who possesses monstrous features.

>>12475380
Lets do the bizarro shit later in the thread, okay?

>>12475382
Monsterboys anime is coming

Oh yeah, proper version of Kotori as a monster girl

>>12475387
>>>/a/

>>12475374
I still think that Hermit Crab is pretty adorable.

>>12475385
How monstrous exactly?

>>12475387
This is really gay, and I like it

>>12475380
>>12475386
At least after the 300 point when it autosages, yes please.

>>12475388

That face

>>12475388
Her mouth looks a little off.

>>12475392
Panels are real lewd out of context

Are Yokai girls allowed?

>>12475398
they ARE monsters

>>12475387
>>12475374
Long time no see fujoshit-kun stay gone

>>12475398
I don't see why not.

>>12475403
oh god karakasa 2hot.
what is she like?

>>12475398
>>12475403
No wonder /jp/ likes us then.

>>12475402
>inb4 Monster_Boy_Thread.jpg

>ONI ONI GAL
>I WANNA FUCK AN ONI GAL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bolBQL_ztZo

How would you hold hands with a fluffy girl with big meaty paws?

>>12475410

>>12475416
We're not on /a/ anymore and even then you were told to fuck off every thread, go be an alp somewhere else and stop wasting images.

"Hey kid, if you're gonna pass through our gang's territory, you gotta pay the toll."

"You don't have any money? That's fine, I'm sure we can work out another form of 'payment'..."

>>12475429
"I got granola bars!"

"...The fuck?"

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a monster woman your life
If you want our personal point of view
Get a human girl to marry you!

>>12475427
reading that was like sandpaperring my eyes. Cool MG though

>>12475429
Can I use my E-ZPass card?

>>12475436
Spoken like a true Paladin.

>>12475428
Well, no, I wasn't told to fuck off every thread, because I'm not fujoshit-kun. I just like to annoy those who overreact to his jokes. Seriously, people are so sensitive here they can't stand even a silly futa.

>>12475374
>>12475387
>>12475397
>>12475416
Fuck off, you're wasting images.

>>12475432
"Oh my god these are delicious."
"Huh? Yeah, yeah, you can go on kid, this'll do."
>>12475439
"No, cough up the cash, or we get you to cough up your semen."

>>12475429

Okay, whatever. I'll just take the newly stablished holy route scouted by Paladins instead then.

>>12475429

>MG version of the Warriors
>The Warriors are instead the Paladins, the only human gang in the city
>They have to make it through all the themed gangs to get back to their turf

I kind of want to write this.

>CAN YOU DIG IT?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4cgs-bPic

>>12475429
um um um... how about
belly rubs?
or
Hand holding?
I'm not a slut I swear.

>>12475447
>"No, cough up the cash, or we get you to cough up your semen."
Snowballing?

>>12475451
Now would there be a MG version of the ULTIMATE WARRIOR? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbLZ9lx-e5w

>>12475451
Quick, everyone.

Come up with Monster Girl gangs.

>>12475451
that was some straight up mass effect music.`

Were-rat gang called the tunnel rats

>>12475454
"Round these parts we call it 'Making a Snow Man'."

>>12475458
The Yetis

They are really shy, try to act tough, and snuggle. The alternate gang name is SnuggleLumps.

>>12475465
catgirl gang called the tunnel cats

>>12475458

>The Paladins running from the Gramercy Priests
>The Kunoichi framing them for the death of the head Dark Priest
>The Lammies are a trio of Shirohebi, Apophis, Medusa
>The Turnbull Minos
>The Baseball Harpies

Those are like the only gangs from The Warriors I remember.

>>12475465

>>12475458
All Minotaurus/Holstaurus gang called The Stampede. They really just hang around and do nothing most of the time, but when they get riled up rival gangs end up trampled and pelvises end up getting bruised. Stay inside when the Stampede is on the warpath.

>>12475425
Lovingly.
If the paws were small enough, I could even interlace fingers. With three "finger" paws and one "thumb" paw, you can interlace fingers by putting your forefinger and middlefinger together between the first and second "finger" paws, and your ring and pinkie fingers between the second and third "finger" paws. Then you can wrap your thumb around the first "finger" paw for her "thumb" paw to squeeze.
This is assuming that you're holding hands while facing her, for maximum ease.

>tfw I've actually put thought into this. Many times.

The Hell's Onis.

Bunch of 8 foot tall and taller Oni girls wearing shackles and chains and even bent barbells around their shoulders that ride around on motorcycles. They wear Bret Hart style shades and chew on pointed rocks.

They will instantly stop their riding to let a family of ducklings cross the road. PRAY TO THE FUCKING LORD ABOVE that they don't see you being mean to the local ducks from the pond.

>Be a foreign lords knight entering a foreign land in search of an all powerful magical crown to keep your lord in power as your home country grows closer to a Civil War.
>Arrive at a decent sized village with rumors of the crown being inside a mysterious dungeon south-west of it, and mercenaries hired by nobles from your homeland going after it.
>Grab the essentials for survival from the village, and spends several days going through a big ass forest full of werewolves to reach it.
>Spend years in the dungeon getting pass all the crazy mercenaries in the dungeon, and monster girls wanting you to become their mate with the Wheel of Fortune spinning to determine your fate.
>At the final stretch of the dungeon throw a random mercenary into a horde of Ushi-Oni's, and somehow get past them.
>Make it to the end of the dungeon with the Wheel of Fortune coming to a complete stop sealing your fate.
>Be greeted by a dragon who will give you the crown so long as you do one of her request:

1) You take the crown, seal your Lords position as King permanently then promptly kill him after he as an heir, hide the crown in a new dungeon with a powerful protector, and take your own life.
2) You use the crown to seal your lords position as King, but afterwards must spend the rest of your days in the dungeon with the dragon as a mating tool so she can create more protectors till the day you die.

>>12475482
I like this one.

And not just because of Hols/Minotaurus.

>>12475489
this is fucking hardcore.

>>12475425
>big paws
It always reminds me about
http://exhentai.org/g/83731/a1c1d4fff7/

>>12475458

Most don't even need the names changed.

>The Boppers (bopping being a euphamism for sex)
>The Lizzy's (now actual lizardgirls)
>The Furies (harpies)
>The High Hats (upper class undead like Wights)
>The Gramercy Riffs would need to be changed, probably to some kind of succubutts
>The Punks are now the Spunks

I so want to see this scene with monstergirls though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg

>>12475458
>Wights

The Fatal Thighs

>>12475482
>>12475489
>The Stampede accidently crush a food dish placed by the duck pond by the Hell's Onis

>>12475473
>>12475478
It's more a play on the Vietnam unit who had to investigate the tunnels but yea, totally forgot the Tunnel Snakes when I posted

>>12475483
>Hold your waifu's paws with your hands as best as you're able
>Snuggle with her under some blankets on a cool evening
>Light, playful kissing that steadily ramps up to full on slow, sensual sex that goes on for hours
>End with more paw-holding, cuddles, and cradling each other as you both drift off to sleep

>>12475498

>The Paladins being lured out by The Alps

>>12475498

>The High Hats
>Not an organized mafia of well dressed Mad Hatters that pretty much control the flow of cash in the city by underground means such as mind control with mushrooms

>>12475506
I'm convinced the Paladins just drive around in a double decker bus while screaming this at the top of their lungs.
>>12475436

>>12475492
>3)

>>12475506

>The Alps were the ones who smote the Lilum Sara all along and blamed it on the Paladins!

>>12475503
No, stop, you're reminding me of those sappy werewolfu posts I made in the last thread.

I don't want to pine for that tonight.

>>12475489
>Be sitting in the park minding my own business, feeding the ducks bread.
>A group of scary-looking Onis walk up to me.
>Oh christ, they're Hell's Onis.
>Start to panic, consider running, start praying to myself.
>"Hey."
"Y-yeah?" I ask.
>"You feeding these ducks?"
>Is this a trick question. I'm probably dead anyway.
"Yeah, just bread crumbs, y'know? That's all."
>They look at each other.
>"You're all right kid, anyone try to give you shit just give us a shout."
>They walk off, leaving me alone on the bench.
>Did I just become friends with one of the toughest gangs in the city?

>>12475500
those poor cows....

8 more days until we learn Miia is a Fatherless rape child

>>12475515

Damn that'd be fucking awsome.

>>12475473
Should be the Cats in Hats

>>12475515
>Some poor faggot was feeding them SALTINE CRACKERS
>"You know DAMN WELL these ducks can't fully digest saltine crackers, Old Man Smith!"
>"P-Please girls! I...I was just feeding the pigeons!"
>"YOU USED THAT EXCUSE LAST TIME!"
>"PLEASE HAVE MERCY!"

And from that day, we never saw Old Man Smith by the duck pond again.

>>12475508
5-star post!

>>12475514
Do not close your heart to your wolfu. Open it, invite her in. Only then will you know warmth.

>>12475522
Fucking. THIS.

>>12475532
I don't see a penis

>>12475525
My heart is always open to the wolfu, anon. But without her the nights are naught but cold.

>>12475492
3) Slay the Dragon
Bathe in its blood
Eat her heart
Become invincible
Get crown to king and spend the rest of my days in the high court fucking Kikimoras and laughing at serfs

>>12475534
Good.

>>12475518
>Miia is a fatherless rape child
>Cerea's is a busy Drill Sarge who doesn't really spend time treating Cerea like a girl
>Papi's forgets she even has a husband.

What is /mgg/'s opinion on the newest Justice clone?

>>12475534
That's a good thing

>You monster daughter decides to let her predator nature get to her.
>She slowly stalks you.
>She spots you napping.
>She suddenly gives you raspberries on your stomach.

>>12475391
>How monstrous exactly?
Not that guy, but how monstrous have you got? because that colony of bugs is just fine

>>12475523
>ducks can't fully digest saltine crackers

Is this true? What happens to them?

>>12475534
Racist.

>>12475539
Step up Senpai.
>3) Slay the dragon
Bathe in it's blood, and eat it's heart.
Use crown to conquer your Lords land, and spend the rest of your days gently fucking all the Kikimora servants.

>>12475551
They explode.

>>12475545
Wait, there's a new JUSTICE MG? Who is it? Also
>Tfw no nurse shark monster girl
>Tfw no tenrec monster girl
>tfw no arctic fox monster girl
So much untapped potential

>>12475557
Are you stupid?

>>12475547
And then she rides you so hard you get welts on your dick.

>>12475553
Nah, let somebody else rule, job's for suckers.

>>12475551
>Is this true? What happens to them?
The not-retarded ones dip them in water to soften them up. The stupid ones eat them dry and get the worst constipation possible.

>>12475547
A crime punishable only by raspberries back.

>The Rulers, the most powerful mafia organization in the city, run by a Pharaoh
>The Fangs, a gang composed of ex-Rulers members, who seek to defeat the Pharaoh, run by an Apophis
>The Redeemed, an extremist gang which members are rarely seen. Composed of ex-Paladin members who became victims of monster girl rape, and seek revenge by purging the entire city with fire, not even The Paladins approves of their methods

I would make my kikimore waifu cosplay marisa and force her to learn combat magic.
AM I a bad person?

>>12475374
Oh the things I want the scylla to do to me...

This is the butt of the goddess of poverty. To appease her, you must praise her giant bust. "Thank you for your bouncing giant bust!"

>>12475579
But anon, that would be lying.

>>12475579
but she is flat.

>>12475579
Why? She's literally perfect as is.

>>12475579
You call that an ass? That butt is more flatter than your bust
Come back to me when you actually get an ass worth praising

>>12475579
There's nothing there.

>>12475591
>>12475588
>>12475586
>>12475585
She CLAIMS to have the best bust in all of her three sisters, Goddess of Death and Goddess of Pestilence.

>>12475596
If the rules that get you to hell are in place in the real world, we're all fucked.

>>12475596
I'm pretty sure I read a story like this a few years back.

Succubi, pitcher plant girls, and slimes, all in one. I wish I could remember it now.

>>12475606
Nope. Just demon girls.
Jigokuren love in the Hell
>>12475579
Kami Sen

>>12475492
4) None of the above. Place the crown upon my head, take her as my bride, and spend forever at her side.

>>12475574
The Dragon Triad - Made up of Ryu's, Dragon's, and Wyrms. They seek to establish an Empire publicly & secretly using Ryu's as city politicians, and Dragons as leaders of the underground forces. Wyrms serve as the muscle.

>>12475429

"Get off my lawn."

>>12475600
What, do they have inverted breasts? Do they have craters on their chests? Because that's the only way she's got the biggest breasts out of all of her sisters.

>>12475619
I wouldn't be so perturbed by your incorrent use of apostrophes if it was actually consistent.

>>12475482
>Implying I wouldn't intentionally go outside when I hear them
>Implying it wouldn't all be training to increase my strength and control over my orgasm
>They being to recognize me since I'm out there with them every time
>I slowly start to defeat them one by one
>Eventually I challenge the leader and win
>I become the leader, my weapon is my dick
>I make them stop their rampages and turn them into a crime fighting/preventing vigilantly gang
>The police give me a medal, the mayor gives me the key to the city for saving it
>During the ceremony I have the whole gang behind me, several horny and barley contained Minotaurs and Holstaurus
Can you imagine the crowds reaction the whole ceremony, the mayor sweating and stammering the whole time trying to rush through it.

>>12475621

>I used to stack sluts like you five feet high

Best grumpy old paladin in all of MGC

>>12475458
>A Boyish Pharaoh
>Leading her group composed of a second-in-command Wight
>And a sadistic Lich, and several Mummy and Zombie girls

They call themselves The Laughing Coffin.
Dropped.

>>12475633
Mmmm... Venom-chan

>>12475636
>SAO reference
it is a top tier show.

>>12475633
Can I wear her as a symbiote suit?

>>12475638
Are you serious?

>>12475639
That sounds lewd as fuck.

>>12475638

>>12475636 here,
Are you serious?

>>12475497
Hey fuck you man I don't want to remember that.

>>12475623
It's an ego thing.

A pitiful update to part 2 to let you all know I'm alive. As well as to avoid the crushing guilt of no pitiful updates recently. Thanks for 600 hits!

http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

address any question, comments, criticisms to the address in the name field.

>>12475639

>Wear Venom-chan as a symbiote suit
>She can freely manipulate any part of the suit
>Teases you by fondling your balls as you're web slinging, to tickling your bum while you're bashing the skulls of your enemies

L-lewd.

>>12475644
>>12475641
200%

>You are in the kitchen, making some dinner.
>Monster daughter and her friends, all barely three years old, storm the flood gates!
>They make a monster girl tower to climb up to the cookie jar
>Your daughter's on the top
>She gets the cookie jar stuck on her hand!
>PANIC BREAKS LOOSE
>Monster girls are running and crying as your daughter tries to free her hand by swining the fuck out of her arm!

>>12475643
Damn right. She'd melt down and seep over your whole body, and there'd be nothing you could do about it.
She could control your body entirely, enter you as she pleased, or have you enter her. She could partially form above your chest even as she simulates the most pleasuable sensations you could ever imagine, not just on your dick, but literally wherever her black goo flowed over you.

>>12475651
I see.

>>12475650
How about a Mania symbiote daughteru?

>>12475398
Of course.

>>12475652
13 trimester abortion

>>12475385
That's the reason everyone is here.

>>12475398
>six-armed girl
that's a yes, a yes, and a yes.

>>12475661
I just want to imagine love and life with one.

>>12475657
What are those long-necked yokai called? I don't know why, but I've always kinda thought a monstergirl version of that would be pretty cool.

>>12475668
giraffe girls

>>12475398
Yes.

>>12475664
She's a spider, man. Six arms, two legs. Spider.

>>12475652
I'd walk really slow to find someone who knows what to do in such a situation. It would be unwise to act on your own. I could damage her head... further. Seriously, what you're supposed to do in this situation?

>>12475677
not mate with a wurm

>>12475661
Speak for yourself.

>>12475627
>implying you would ever start defeating them

>>12475676
Whether she's supposed to be a spider or just a tetra-arms, it's no big difference to me. She's got six arms.

>you come home and see your minotaur daughter like this.
>"Ask no questions, father, and fetch the butter..."

>>12475682
She's 3 years old, anon. She's bound to do dumb things every now and then.

Umm, I heard there were human boys in this thread. Are there any who'd like a hug?

>>12475591

Have we explored Treant girls?

>>12475686
She takes over the body of a girl and makes her into a spider butt slut.

>>12475697
God, I hate Treant girls.They won't Leaf me alone

SUBMIT TO DESIRE

I OFFER YOU ULTIMATE PLEASURE

YOU THIRST, YOUR LUST IS HUNGER

SUBMIT TO MY TOAST,

MY PLEASURE TOAST

YOU HUNGER FOR IT

>>12475695
So it's offical. Tio just slapped on cow horns and a fake tail to be in 12 beast?

>>12475704
Nah Asty's butt isn't as flat as Tio's

>>12475684
I could try. Even if I don't being the gang bitch wouldn't be too bad.

>>12475702
Am I the only one who forgot about Tentacle for a time?

>>12475706
Not all Oni can be this healthy, man.

>>12475665
A valid option too...

>>12475695
I need to inseminate that cow and make dozens of calves with her.

>>12475699
I see no problem with that.

>>12475707
They're a bunch of Minos and Holsts. If anything being the gang bitch would be a pleasurable and laidback life. Until the full moon that is. Enjoy your pelvic injuries from a gang of horny cowgirls.

>>12475697
Surprisingly not yet.

But I'm imagine slim, sexy, but still as massively chested girls as the one in The Last Unicorn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCvEL41kIQg

I think this scene in particular donated to my fetishes.

Especially giant and embrace and cuddling between giant boobs.

>>12475692
Why do so many people dislike this yeti? She's cute and what do I need to search for to find her?

>>12475708

I almost did.

Then I had a weird dream of being drowned in a sea of syrupy tentacles, each of them blurring the borders between our bodies as she rode my cock, raunchily even.

Tentacles caressing and juggling my balls as her insides lapped and coiled around the turgid thing, hundreds of stroking and kissing fingers probing and licking my body in a sea of absolute love.

Hell, even her tongue(s) coiled around in my mouth, violating it completely in the throes of our mutual ecstacy, her nectar slickening both of our bodies like some kind of preternatural NURU massage.

>>12475714
>You have 11 cute daughterus, but one male mino who stands out because of his bovine face
That's be sad, he's stand out for not looking normal

>>12475717
I want a cowgirl to ride me cowgirl. I don't care how bruised my pelvis gets, its worth it, plus I'm sure the Holstaurus would take care of me afterwards and give me lots of milk to heal me up for the next full moon. I see no downsides to this.
>>12475724
Would scare the shit out of anybody that bullies him. Plus if he's a male minotaur he'll be strong as fuck and chill as fuck, I'd bro it up with him so hard.

>>12475711
>tfw limited amounts of healthy Onis
Damn shame

>>12475695
Hound knows what's up

>>12475633
Has Venom appeared in Disk Wars yet?

>your monster daughter shows interest in raising children at an early age
>by age five, you got her a baby doll
>"LOOK DAD! I'M LIKE MOMMY!"
>She repeatedly hits the baby doll against the wall with a super serious face while chanting 'Baby Baby Baby Baby!'
>She turns around to you with a big grin while still hitting it against the wall
>"I AM A GOOD MAMA!"
>She then sits on the family pet.

>>12475722
>turgid
I don't even know what it means, but it sounds provocative.

>>12475731
Fuck Hound, he betrayed Cerea the first chance he got.

>>12475737

It basically means swollen.

As in a cock so swollen with desire that each pulse of her vagina makes the veins on it distend and pulse, trying to hold back the cascade of white sticky stuff.

>>12475736
Why are these monster daughters so fucking retarded?!

>>12475720
Just look at them. They're so nice and smiling. You should ask them out for a date and when in the middle of it, tell them to get their smelly fur deep underwater where they won't pollute the air.

>>12475714
Insdminate the harpies and will have frash eggs every day.

>>12475736
That's not a child, that's a fucking psycho.

>>12475751
To be fair, that's how Momma said she was born. A lot of being hit against the wall...Due to dick thrusting.

>>12475736
>pick her up
>repeatedly hit her against the wall with a super serious face while chanting "Baby Baby Baby Baby!"
>tell her "I AM A GOOD PAPA"
I hope she'll understand what I mean and never do this to a child.

>>12475736
DIA, NANI WO SURUN DA? YURUSAN!

>>12475745
Fine.
>You come home.
>Monster daughter minotaur is sad.
>She got bullied at school.
>"And it was Udderly terrible. You don't know the Hoof of it."

>>12475714
Inseminate the harpies and have fresh eggs everyday forever.
Or the octowitch and free takoyaki for everyone.

>>12475753

You didn't get the yandere one? I liked that one.

>>12475759
>Wife comes out of the kitchen
>DINNER'S READY
>vomits up the stove.

>>12475759
This is a bit too much, even for my morally abhorent tastes.

>>12475762
>inseminate hapry
>eat her eggs
That's pretty fucking brutal, Cronus

>>12475769
As long as its not a fertilized egg its alright.

>You come home
>Your chesire cat daughter has stuffed a banana down her panties
>greets you at the door by pelvic thrusting while grinning like a shit eating faggot

>>12475769
What I mean is to have a lot of harpy daughterus who will fill you with eggs always.

>>12475771
What part of 'inseminate' do you not understand?

>>12475771
Enlighten me, what's the difference between fertilization and insemination?

>>12475775
Party pooper, you were funnier as a child murderer.

>>12475779
Her stupidity made her even more lovable

So, let me see. For MGQ romance stories, I've been considering.

A Yao Romance.
A Chrome Romance.

Both of them getting a type of guy who can finally make them happy and satisfy them and their needs. And deliver on freaky sexual fantasies and fetishes the both might have.

Post MGQ 3, even with Alice limiting Chrome's aim to Doll Making... Chrome might still have some secret projects. And a few zombies to play with a loving partner would be fun for her. Especially if she discovers their fetish for it or instills the fetish for it in them.

Yao would need a lot of love and affection. Someone who won't be a pushover but will fit to her specific desires. Loving anal play and also eager to make her a mother. But someone special enough to really steal her heart.

>>12475773
You've got a nice dick there, son!

>>12475780
>>12475782
Alright I'll admit that post came out retarded. I was just trying to say that if she has an unfertilized egg then its ok to eat it.

>>12475783
She can't even recogonize her own father.

>>12475788
Even then, it makes no sense for them to have an egg every day.

Gotta get a group of them together.

>>12475791
>it makes no sense
Welcome to MGT.

>>12475791

It doesn't make sense for him to talk about eggs like the harpies need to be dicked either. An egg is literally her period. It's going to happen, dick or no dick.

>>12475791
Would you help your daughters lay?

>>12475773

Christ, if I ever saw that happen when I got home from work, I'd give her a stare so serious and menacing she'd freeze in place, and never, ever, do this again.

>>12475720

There only seems to be a little bit of artwork for her, no doujins or anything, but she's a Yeti done by the artist Tomasu. Admittedly she isn't the easiest thing to search for, given how little there seems to be of her.

>>12475804
Would you put in a suit of paladin armor you keep in the closet and stare at her from under the helmet for dramatic effect?

>your monster daughter just learned how to not be a useless shit and figure out basic motor skills
>she toddles/slithers/hops into your room.
>she climbs up your fucking leg like a little annoying bitch
>she finally, after struggling, gets to your shoulder
>she puffs her cheeks out and hugs you with as much strength as her little arms can fucking muster, like a god damn weakling.
>"I wuv yew, daddeh."
>fucking cunt.

>>12475804
It's a cheshire cat, she'd tell you to bend over.

>>12475807
What's with this fucking father.

>>12475802
That'd be the mothers thing.

>>12475805
Yeti has received a little bit of story love. But her story is pretty common as you'd expect. Guy gets lost in blizzard. Guy rescued by cute, warm Yeti. Hugged lovingly. Offered sex as he warms back up. Accepts. Love and romance and happy cuddlefucking.

>>12475807
I can't even be mad at this. You're just being silly at this point.

>>12475807
Throw her out of the window on the second floor and tell her only worthy can love daddy and recieve his love in return.

>>12475810
She's not lodged in a jar or panicing because her underoos were stuck on her tail. She's not acting like a monster daughter at all!

>>12475779
>Wanting Blond Vampires
>Not wanting glorious black silken hime cut vampire women

>>12475820
>Not wanting red-haired, busty vampire girls
Maximum overpleb

>>12475806

The old suit covered in claw marks of monsters who couldn't take the old man down, yes. I would.

I would never go as far as hit my daughteru, though, just scare the living shit out of her. Daddy is okay with pranks and shenanigans, but not dickgirls.

>>12475820
>>12475821
>Not wanting silver hair master race

>>12475779
>still no smut

>>12475822
>Wife sees you in the armor
>"Oh my are we role-playing tonight?"

>>12475811
Yeah.
I will help their mother lay the eggs

>It's Spaghetti dinner night
>Monster wife and you are enjoying your pasta treat
>Daughter is in her chair, smashing the fuck out of the spaghetti.
>Holy fuck she's murdering it!
>She suddenly stops and looks at her hands.
>Sauce and noodles all over them
>She turns to you, holding her hands out, sauce all over her face
>Slowly, her eyes well up with tears as she can't understand why her hands are covered in sauce and spasketty.

How do you, a reasonable father, handle this cruel hand of fate dealt by your daughter!? Keep in mind, she's barely two years old. And adorable.

>>12475831
I laugh at her.

>>12475824
>not bald master race
Are you even trying?

>>12475831

>Daughter is in her chair, smashing the fuck out of the spaghetti

I'd hope my laugher is contagious enough to brighten her mood, because I'd be laughing like a motherfucker.

>>12475824
Imouto vampire best girl.

>>12475836

Count Orlok pls go and stay go

>>12475821
>Playing Shitrayne
>>12475824
>Silver Hair
>Good
Not to mention it'd be the first giveaway to her being a vampire

>>12475784
CHROME CHROM CHROME

>>12475809
>imfuckingplying she won't be the one bending over

>>12475831
Clen her.
Back to eat my meal.
No drama

>>12475843
>Shitrayne
I was referring to Karin, for I am a man of taste, you shit.

>>12475831
I couldn't, I'd be chuckling too much

>>12475837
Wait until I get to the birthday cake scenenario. Like holy fuck, she fucking mauls it, and just stares at you and giggles like some sort of happy child!

>>12475807
Who would dislike this?

>>12475846
>bentovergirlgrinning.gif

>>12475831
As a reasonable father, I cast her out of my family for wasting food.

>>12475831
>spasketty

>>12475826
Their first time having sex would be... dramatic. And adorable.

Can you imagine two such dense people trying to make love to one another for the first time and then laughing with one another about how bad they are at it.

And then they go quiet and hold one another, she gently nuzzling her face into his shoulder.

Then he can hesitantly ask, '...Do... do you want to feed on my blood?'

And then she blushes hard and buries her face against him as she clings a little tighter.

'...Would... would it be alright?'
'...I... have wanted you to for a long time now.'
'You have? Since when?'
'...Since you told me how intimate it was between a man and woman. I've loved you... and wanted to be with you... so much.'

And then she slowly swallows and leans up to kiss him. Trailing kisses down his neck, as she murmurs, 'If... if you would really like me to...'

And then she'd kiss the pulse in the beat of his neck. And her vampire instincts will awaken. Rolling atop him, wings extending, eyes aglow... she will lean back enough to look deep into his eyes...

'...Mine.'

And then she'd kiss his throat... and sink in her fangs...

>>12475836
I could go for a kinky, bald, terrifying-looking Vampire girl.

>>12475856
That's when he starts screaming like a howler monkey to fuck with her right?

>>12475856
>And then she'd kiss the pulse in the beat of his neck. And her vampire instincts will awaken. Rolling atop him, wings extending, eyes aglow... she will lean back enough to look deep into his eyes...
>'...Mine.'
>And then she'd kiss his throat... and sink in her fangs...

She'd better be careful, because my boner would be strong enough to piece the very heavens themselves.

>>12475851
>Daughter's first birthday!
>She's sitting in her special monster chair
>She's happily waving her arms
>Holy shit she's the hypest she's been since she popped out of mom!
>You hand her a big ol slice of cake
>She stares at it
>Slowly, she grips it and squeezes the frosting
>She looks surprised as fuck
>She taste a bit
>Suddenly slams her face into the cake
>IT'S A CAKE MURDER
>She's smooshing it and smearing it all over her face, barely getting any in her mouth
>She looks up at you
>laughes like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4abiHdQpc

>>12475868
Holy fuck I'd die.

>>12475806

>Keep great granddad's old paladin armor on display in the living room
>In the middle of the night, daughteru comes running to your room crying that the scary man in the armor is after her
>Hug her and tell her it was all a dream
>Find your suit of armor missing in the morning
>It's in your daughter's closet
>Hear an angellic whisper emanate from its depths

>You are a disgrace paladin
>But its not too late
>Smite
>Cleanse
>Stab
>Purify
>Maim
>Purge
>Praise
>Slay
>Exultate
>Eliminate
>Persecute
>Pray
>Your crusade isn't over
>Your goddess needs you
>Baptize yourself in monster blood

>>12475844
I take it you want cold undead hands slowly holding down the handsome, pale boy who she has fallen for at last as she slowly mounts him... leaning down to slowly kiss his chest as she runs her hands down his slight, naked body. Her tiny succubus pussy, naked and hairless, sliding down his erect cock. Uniting them completely and causing him to moan and fight against the loving, dead hands that hold him.

'Shh shh. Just lay back, sweet boy. Let your Chrome give you the love you need...'

He shivers, eyes looking into her exotic eyes and smiles slowly.

'Even the dead need love...'

She smiles sweetly at him, squeezing him inside her as she leans up to kiss him slowly. 'I'm going to make you remember you said that... when I have my zombies keep you company while I'm at work~.'

He chuckles, 'Just let... me read my books, and work on my magic... and I have no qualms. I love you.'

She blushes, her purple skin darkening, '...You... ...you're so /mine/.'

And then she begins to ride him, showing her everything her tiny succubi pussy can do.

>>12475870
>Sell the armor online or back to the church as an antique.
>If nobody buys it melt it down and sell it as scrap.

>>12475868
I'd shove all the cake on her plate into her mouth and tape it. Stealthy, so her mother won't notice.

>>12475872
Please, please write this! Chrome is my favorite MGQ character, even more so than Tamamo.

>>12475870
Welp, it's seen some time but I think it's time to sell great grandpappy's armor to a museum or a scrapyard.
No one tells me to fuck with my waifu or daughteru.
I'm not even a fucking paladin, I just kept it because it was his.

>>12475868
>Your wife comes home from the hospital with four cobolt pups!
>You're suddenly the best stand up comedian ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZH0sNsaAz4

>Come home early from work one day
>You call out, "Honey, I'm home," hoping to surprise your lamia waifu
>Nobody seems to be around, which is odd
>You could've sworn she'd be home
>As you go upstairs and place your hand on the doorknob to your room, you here a moan come from inside as you here the voice of your waifu
>"Yeah...Right there, keep going."
>You freeze, not wanting to see what you believe you're about to see
>But...
>You open the door, and to your surprise, you see your waifu, staring at you like a deer in headlights as you pay witness to this scene
>"What's...going on in here?"
>You stand confused, and slightly upset that your naked lamia daughter is giving a full-body massage to your bare waifu's back, one atop the other

>>12475873
>If nobody buys it melt it down and sell it as scrap.

>They turn it into computer cases.
And thus Palware was born, eternally at war with Succuvirus and also redirecting all your net traffic to the church and mining digital currency for their coffers.

>Or cars
Christine with paladins.

>You come home
>Honey I'm Home!
>Suddenly a sleeping bag comes tumbling down the stairs
>Monster daughter and her friends are giggling like mad men inside it
>They get out and run up the stairs with it again
>You hear a glass shatter
>"THE DOG DID IT!"
>Wait aminute, she ate the dog when she could walk.

>>12475894
>She ate the dog when she could walk
Did we ever talk about how eating pets is wrong? Because I think after than pets would be universally banned from the house

>>12475894
>she ate the dog
She wouldn't survive. I'd buy bigger dog. This one would eat her instead.

>You're laying down with wife and new born baby monster
>Suddenly, you hear the loudest fucking fart ever.
>Your wife starts snickering.
>"That was the baby."
>The baby is fucking bawling it's eyes out
>Wife leans over and whispers into your ear.
>"Why the fuck are you wishing we were real so you could experiance a nasty ass baby shart?"

>>12475897

>Honey, pets we eat are called stock animals
>Is Mr. Meaty the pig big enough to eat yet?
>Next week sweetheart

>>12475885
>Proceed to lean against the door and laugh, because you've received a number of body massages from your lamia waifu in the past.
>"Passing on the knowledge? I hope I get my turn."
>They look at one another and smirk.
>Both mother and daughter make come hither motions with their fingers.
>Oh this is going to be fun.
>Slowly take off shirt and pants, sliding onto the bed as their coils up up to welcome you.
>"No naughty massages from you, little one. You're not old enough for those yet."
>"Awwww... but daaad..."
>"Listen to your father dear. I'll teach you how to do /those/ when you get your first boyfriend."
>Letting THAT conversation and the prospect in the future pass you by, you lay back and proceed to go to heaven in the coils of the two most important women in your life.

>>12475902
The best MG story ever.

>>12475907
>An Oni girl just stares through the window.

>>12475902
Tell her "So I could do this" I say, as I fart under the covers and shove her head underneath. Laughing all the while.

>>12475907
>Gatchaman
>but it's all harpies

>>12475912
That's the most distasteful fantasy I've not yet seen filmed or drawn.

>>12475870
>Take the armor apart, put it in a suitcase
>Put the suitcase in the trunk of your car
>Bring along enough thermite to fill the suit that you stole from a local college
>Drive out to the woods
>Take out the suitcase and reassemble the armor while packing it full of thermite
>Burn it down, burn it all down
>Scoop up the remains, put them back in the suitcase, drive to the marina
>Rent a boat, take it several miles out
>Throw a few cinderblocks into the suitcase and toss the suitcase overboard
>Go home and hug your family

>>12475915
>Everything must be smut or lewd
Why can I do funny things with my wife? im sure she'd punch me and we'd wrestle or some shit after.

>You come home
>The house is tipped on its side
>You get inside
>Oni Girl, Jinka daughter, Yeti, and a few minotaurs are putting their feet on the side of the house
>"One, two three!"
>The set it right side up
>You watch helplessly while your dog slowly slides down the wall and the floor

>>12475820
How about black silken knee length hair vampire hunters?

>>12475909
>any Oni not being alpha
Make it a lizardgirl so it's believable.

>>12475912
>>12475920
Would you prank your MG waifu, /mgg/? Would you let your daughteru join in, while you secretly prank her with your waifu?

>>12475925
Whoops, my pic slipped.

>>12475926
Don't worry, she's part of the Hell's Onis, she's making sure no duckling is in danger.

>>12475885
>"Oh, h-hi, honey," She says, embarrassed, "I didn't expect you to be home so early."
>"What--what is THIS?" you say, gesturing to your smiling daughter
"I'm making mother feel good. It's okay, I do this all the time when you're at work."
>"All the time, you say?" You repeat to her, as to reaffirm the unbelievable scenario
>Your waifu puts on a lax smile as she flicks her wrist, saying, "Oh, don't worry, dear, we're just doing some mother-daughter bonding. You know how we monsters are. Now then, could you go boil some eggs for me dear? That would be amazing."
>You're not sure if it's entirely appropriate that your daughter is grinding her bare body on your wife, but you don't think to question it. After all, they are monster girls.
>You close the door and go to the kitchen to make a treat for your wife, all the while thinking aloud
"At least I'm not a cuckold."

>>12475928
Absolutely, I'd pour ketchup all over the kitchen floor and wait for her to come back. When she ran over to my body and asked what happened I'd slowly turn my head to her. Cradling my head in her arm, I'd whisper to her "I - I ..." Tears rolling down her face she'd ask me what it was. I'd smile and whisper "I can't believe you were this gullible." and exploded into laughter.

>>12475917

>Accidentally breathe in a little of the smoke
>Start to hear the voice in your head

Sorry, I've got a horror story itch right now.

>>12475928
I'd put 'Only dumb assholes get in this box' on the side of a box and watch my werecat daughter hop in. She can't read.

>>12475851
>>12475868

>Planning surprise party for your daughteru's birthday
>Wife leaves to buy a present, asking you to take care of her while she's out
>She tell you in a rather threatening tone that your daughteru must not find out about the surprise
>You must keep it a secret at all costs
>Waifu then kisses you in the nose and leaves
>Sneak back to daughteru's room
>Open doow and peek inside, total darkness
>Turn on lights
>She's not there
>Weird, hugging you and saying "good morning, daddy" is usually the first thing she does when she wakes up
>Start looking around for her
>Can't find her
>You've looked everywhere, the bathrooms, the living room, and even your own bedroom
>Start panicking
>Run outside, calling out for her name
>No response
>Nearby neighbors offer a helping hand
>Explore every nook and cranny of your frontyard backyard along with neighbors

cont.

>>12475940
Your waifu would be appalled that you would play such a mean-spirited joke on your own daughteru. She'd then pull her out of the box and send her to play outside, and you to go and think about what you've done.

She'd then futilely try to fight the urge to get in the box herself.

So at the end of MGQ3, Alice says that she wants to have both a boy and a girl with Luka.

Is it assumed that the boy would look like Luka rather than have a snake half?

Because if so that could be an awkward childhood. He's the only human(looking) boy who has a hot monster mom who is also the Monster Lord.

To borrow a joke from Jeffrey Ross, "I bet his friends will love to come over for milf and cookies."

>>12475941

>Still can't find her
>On the verge of crying
>You were sure you looked everywhere, but you might have missed something
>Stop for a second to gather your thoughts and remember what she usually did in the mornings
>She'd cutely say good morning to both you and your waifu
>She'd then go to the bathroom
>And then finally come down to have breakfast
>In the kitcchen
>Where the refrigerator is
>The same refrigerator that contains a large birthday cake made just for her
>Hear weird noises coming from inside the house
>Shit
>Run back inside
>Neighbors take a while to realize it, but they soon begin to follow you
>Burst into the kitchen
>There she was, with her back turned to you
>Jabbing and poking away at something
>Dash towards her and scoop her up from the ground
>Almost have an emotional breakdown as you hug her tightly, sobbing in happiness
>"...D-Daddy... I c-can't... b-breathe..."
>You suddenly feel something weird, cold and smooth touching your skin
>Stretch your arms out a bit, holding her by her little torso in front of you at eye level
>Take a good look at her
>Both her chin and hands are covered in something weird
>It looks like... frosting
>Something you'd see in a... cake
>Glance back at what she was doing
>The refrigerator's open
>Her birthday cake
>The exact thing you were supposed to keep safe from your curious daughter
>Violated and transformed into a mess

cont.

>You come home.
>Your daughter instantly makes an Owen Hart dropped in joke.
>She says something about Chris Beniot.

>>12475928
>She gets back from her errands
>Kiss her and give her a warm embrace
>Before holding her body in a vicegrip as you shout out, "Now! Do it!"
>Your daughteru comes out with a long tube-like piece of clothing that she puts on your waifu's huge tail, like the world's biggest tube sock
>You let go of her when your daughter gives you the thumbs-up
>"What is the meaning of thi--" Your waifu tries to say, before being cut short as she finds that she can't slither around with the giant 'tube sock' on
>You and your daughter laugh together as you give her a piggyback and go upstairs together
>"You'll pay for this, little girl. You'll pay for crossing your mother."
>Waifu: 6
>Anon and Daughteru: 1

>>12475928
I'd call out 'Aquabreath' and throw mouthwash on her.

She hates the feeling of mouthwash on her skin.

>>12475949
I think any friends he can make in Helgondo are going to be monstergirls. Kid's gonna get raped by all sorts of monstergirl nobles when he comes of age.
And maybe Erubetie while he's still a shota.

So, I'm having problems with one thing. How can I use plant girls in a modern setting (Let's say a city)? Because you know, they can't fucking move.

>>12475952

>Look back at monster daughteru
>A wide smile on her face
>Freeze in place, imagining all the bad things that will happen to you once your waifu comes back
>Glance at the door you came from
>Your neighbors are staring at you
>Some smiling, others looking relieved to see you found your daughteru
>But that didn't diminish your fear
>There was one person among them that you prayed to the Gods wouldn't see you in this situation
>Your waifu stood there in front of the door
>Staring at you in bewilderment
>A big, colorful box in her hands

>She had arrived just in time to see your daughteru put her dirty hands on your face, smearing the cake's frosting all over it

>>12475961
Make her a Triffid.

>>12475961
You know how those plant stores sell those potted plants and flowers?
How about plant chick that sells flowers and other plants at her flower store, and she used her roots and/or clones of herself to manage the store?

She could be one of those ladies that know a lot about plant life and would sell you plants and flowers to even healthy vegetables.
Boom, flower shop owned by a plant chick

>>12475961

Make them like those crazy rascal people you sometimes see driving down the street. Or a wheelpot that's like a cross between a wheelchair and a janitor's bucket.

>>12475538
When the moon is full leave your bedroom window open. Masturbate onto a rag and leave it on the sill to attract a werewolfu.

Note: May also attract succubi and/or vampires, who will then fight outside your window.

>>12475978
Or any other monster girl in the area.

Would it be more difficult for a ushi-oni boss to hire someone new, or a unemployed ushi-oni to find a job?

>>12475982
>Giant monster all out brawl happens outside your house

I couldn't think of funny stuff.

I just imagine old school Mihoshis voice and it sounds too sweet to be mean.

>>12475993
Does Asterio get tentacle graped? I need to know for reasons

>>12475978
>>12475982
>>12475987

>Two homes were destroyed last night by a riot started when a young, lonely man left a rag he had freshly masturbate into on his windowsill over night on the night of the full moon.
>Police are still investigating the identities of the various rioters, but at least one ushi-oni was involved and at least an entire werewolf pack that had been hunting nearby when they caught the scent.
>Police have taken the young man into protective custody, and intend to have long and thorough discussions on proper disposal and safety of semen rags.
>The Manticore Officer at the scene had this to say.
>"Oh, this little slut is going to get a good, thorough talking to down at the station. You don't just lay out bait like that on the full moon. We were lucky not to have anything more then property damage last night. When we're done with him, he won't have any jizz left to leave on a rag for some time."
>The officer may have been drooling.

>>12475998
Likely she got to where she needed air.

I

>>12476001
>Next day's paper
>Police Officer Onahole would like to announce her marriage to A. Non, the cause of the recent riot that had a number of monster girls hospitalized for ushi-oni blood poisoning and other injuries.
>She has this to say.
>"Alright you bitches! He is mine now! MINE!"
>We here at the Monster Girl Gazette wish her and her new husband well.

>>12475978
>>12476001
>>12476009
Let this be a safety lesson to all anons.

Lay out a jizzrag as bait for a werewaifu, and you'll end up with a manticore.

>>12476001
this is relevant: http://i.imgur.com/oa6ji3A.jpg
I may love this image too much.

>>12476013
More like lay out a jizzrag as bait for a wolfu will get you the greatest thing to be recorded on live television, let alone on your video recorder

>>12475492
Destroy the crown.

>>12476013
If thats all it takes to get a manticore, why hasn't anyone told me sooner?

>>12476027
We thought you knew, Sorry.

>>12475978
How about I cum on a raw steak instead?

>>12476036
Then you'll get the hard vore fetishists. The ones who can make it so you'll regenerate after they eat you like the Rusalka.

>>12476041
So I have to do that with a fish on the beach to have a Rusalka waifu.

>>12476041
Damn it, I just want my werewolfu.

How about if I just go out into the streets on the night of a full moon and start howling. Would she find me then?

>>12476048
I think going outside on a full moon is a bad idea
A really bad idea

Has Okayado explained who these girls are yet?

>>12476049
Hey man, at this point I'm just ready to dive right into the deep end. Let it wash over me like a wave and see where it takes me.

>>12476057
Miia's village raping Miia's father.

>>12476057
100 monies says it's part of the color pages in the MILF chapter. Probably Miia's mum talking about Miia's father

>>12476057
I'm definitely seeing a MikuXLuka shoutout here...

>>12476048

Just be careful in case you attract a pack of dire wolf girls who want to turn you into the pack squeak toy. Unless that's what you want.

>>12476009
Meanwhile, Officer Cheshire is stuck on drunk tank duty with a bunch of guys who keep asking her to show them her 'baton.'

>>12476057
Officially the best way to die. The guy shouldn't be complaining.

>>12476074
Going to have to disagree, can't do scales. I'd take mcs place on the left side of the page.

>>12476072
So like >>12476057 but with dire wolves? Eh, why not?

>>12476081
No, think more like Big Bad Wolf. Only instead of one wolf it's ten.

What kind of an Impact would the human invention of gunpowder be in the Monster Girl Universe? Even if it was just a Handgonne, how would that change Human societies? we know how that goes How would it change Human/Monster relations?

also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6SbAzdvc8&index=11&list=FLm5KUMxD1e0QmSrvWWGYt-Q

>>12476085
Hunting season dumbass paladins dumbass.

>>12476084
...She has qualifications to be an Arachne.

>>12476082
Finding a werewolf waifu is hard. All this risk of being drugged by direwolves, and whatnot.

>You move into a neighbor hood of Monster girls.
>You go outside to bring out the trash.
>Something catches your eye.
>You look over and see a Salamander girl.
>She's wearing a frog hood and a full bodied white jumpsuit.
>She whips out her tits
>Starts to rapidly rub her nipples.
>"NYEEEEESSSS!"
>Runs at you at full speed.

>Scans never

>>12476114
oh boy, MG flashers

>>12476116
It's not even out yet

>>12476116
>Scans never ever

>>12476119
Doesn't matter

>>12476114
As if a Salamander Girl would be that lame. A Lizard Girl Bonnet Brigade would be that desperate.

At that point you just whip up the trash can and smash her with it.

Then you will have defeated her in battle.

>>12476121
DEAR GOD, DAT ASS

>>12476121
Someday...

>>12476133
Oh lawd

>>12476133
>>12476121
Do you think Minotaur girls take it up the ass?

>Blonde
>Silver
>Black
>Red

How do you like your vampire?

>>12476139
I'm sure there are.

>>12476141
Charred.

>>12476141
I don't

>>12475841
I know I'm late as all hell, but Karin/Chibi Vampire never gets enough love.

Is there any MG capable of dethroning Anubis as the queen of buttsex?

http://pastebin.com/1ePKg4i5
Here's the next part of my bad writings. It even has a fitting name, too.

>>12476166
awww shit, time for more Joe

>>12476163
Kikimora.
She cleans all day with a butt plug in her, then pulls it out and replaces it with your cock at night.

>>12476121
>>12476116
PLEASE tell me there are bigger images of these pictures?

>>12476175
The fuck do you think I was bitching about, bitch?

>>12476175
>Help I can't read

>>12476116
What is up with Miia's eyes here?

She looks like she's been poisoned.

>>12476183
Spiders, man

>>12476166
i love your setting. story is gud and loving the characters so far

>>12476114

>>12476184
But could Miia be poisoned? And same for Rach? Do they have venom?

>>12475753
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see stuff like this.

>>12476192
>Do they have venom?
My gut says maybe but my dick says yes