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It'd be a shame if someone tickled her armpits while her arms are raised like that.

the did a magic spell wrong to make her titties bigger and ended up being fat all over the place

why is patchy so shitty?

She has an aesthetically pleasing overall fat distribution, which is a genetic trait.

>>12471420
Nah.

>>12471385
Strangely, I don't feel like licking them.

>>12471438
I want to insert my penis in her warm, worn slippers.

nobody found out the last time this thread was up? or the thread before that one?

>>12471424
Citation? I always wondered why some people have huge bellies with skinny limbs—the ugliest combination. Some get rolls even without being humongously fat.

The only thing worse than Patchouli is her fans!

>>12471783

She eats too much peanut butter.

>>12471439
Suspicious indeed.

I've been abnormally hungry these past few days. What should I do?

>>12471420
Because urafaget

Stop spamming patchouli threads, im getting tired of seeing her ugly mug on the catalog

>>12471981
Eat

What is a patche?

I read a lot of things like "I want a patche" or "Patche's patche" or "the Patche". But what is it exactly?

I really fucking hate patchy. I wish she would just be snuffed out of existence

Worthless hag...

>>12477092
I want to be Patche's teddy bear.

>>12477296
The one that sits on the shelf, covered in dust next to a thick tentacle tip and ball of Marisa's hair clippings?

>>12478142
No, the one she cuddles every night.

I love Patchouli.

>>12478274
She only cuddles a cigarette while koakuma lies a sweaty, sobbing heap behind her.

>>12478312
Patchu does not smoke. It would ruin both her health and her books.

>>12478322
All great mages throughout history hit the pipe. She's even named after an herb. Her books are waterproof so I'm sure she can make them smokeproof, too.

She only smokes and sleeps with koakuma because she's a believer of sexual divination. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eroto-comatose_lucidity
It even explains how she met Remilia.

>A similar rite of sexual exhaustion described by Crowley leads not to spiritual communing but a sort of vampirism. In this rite, the aides use only the mouth to sexually exhaust the ritualist, and the intent of the aides must not be to assist the ritualist but rather to transfer the ritualist's own magical strength to themselves.[11] Crowley claimed that when the ritualist is pushed to the point of death from sexual exhaustion in this way, the ritualist's spirit is enslaved by the aides and his or her power transferred to the aides.

>>12478339
You underestimate how sickly she actually is. I refuse to believe she would smoke.
Regarding Crowley, you're being thrown off by the use of the word "vampirism". There's no transferring of blood during that ritual. Remilia is a vampire who feeds on blood, not magic infused, sexual energy.

>>12478312
>>12478339
No.

>>12478416
Patchouli serves Remilia with her mouth to gain strength. That's how she can smoke with asthma and not keel over. Do you even brown Tewi?

>>12478481
Please do not tarnish touhou's names with your nonsense.

>>12478506
But we haven't even gotten to koakuma's origin or the true purpose of voile. Moonbitches and dragons are the least of Gensokyo's worries.

>>12478481