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Delicious brown edition
>>12461987First for wizards.
Every thread until you like them.
>>12461987delicous choco brown you say
>>12461987Nice cosplay shitlord
>>12461992What's the difference between a wizard and a warlock?
>>12461987You forgot the OP text shitlord
>>12462006>>12462008Are you people using shitlord unironically? Either way take this shit back to /d/, why the hell do you think this is otaku culture
>You will never have your Kobold Pup daughteru rest on your lap as you browse the internet, watching her kick her legs back and forth, whimpering and hearing the occasional 'dada'>You will never give her bits of leftovers from lunch and dinner before she goes back to sleep>You will never rub her soft little baby tummy before carrying her to bed.Why live?
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollectionPastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTXMonster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9BjdkBe respectful of the board and ignore shitposters so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images etc. etc.Butts. Left to right: Char, Laska, Shoshanah, Savannah, Clare, Silmeria, Sam, Dianna, Sybyll, Ailith, Alena, Charon.>>12462001I fucking love it.
>>12462007one isn't a fucking heathen
>>12462007One's more prone carry out to wizardly tricks than the other. Try and guess which one.
>>12462007One have sex before his biological death
New Falling Leaves smut chapter: http://pastebin.com/Ngu1iZKhOut of context with the rest of the story, just for those of you who wanted more for some reason.First chapter here: http://pastebin.com/dx8rVAqr
>>12461987Did someone call for Delicious Brown?
>>12462018Also had a go at colouring Dianna yesterday. Now with transparency and proper shading on the frills.
>>12461992If I was to become a wizard, I would make a pact with Chtuga-chan to receive her hot starfire and use it on everyone's waifu, turning them into piles of ash, and watch their lovely families and husbandos cry and despair with impotence.
Chen is a cat-girl!
>>12462046She's okay.
>>12462046
>>12462024wunderbar
http://pastebin.com/5PaVKBETLich Encounter: Chapter 6.Hopefully it isn't god awful. This week, Punaldin makes up a bunch of shit about necromancy!As usual, comments and criticisms are welcome.I might do that backstory episode next time, if I can make it all work out.
Brown tomboys
Kejourou in very revealing hair bikini when
>>12462074That just looks like a boy. Disgusting.
We need more monstergirl species subspecies art.Like timber wolfgirls, arctic wolfgirls and red wolfgirls.And species harpies, like Alexandrine parakeet harpies, eagle harpies and peacock harpies.
>>12462081Wouldn't mind seeing a Roc, personally.
>>12462078Fucking implying. I'd hit it, just because she doesnt have big tits doesnt mean she's a boy.
>>12462018What story is Silmeria from?
>>12462081Dodo Harpy when?
>>12462091KitSoviet's Soviet Fluffy Tails.
>>12462078>Looks like a boy>Looks likeSo she's not really a boy. That just means there's no guilt when you shove it in her boypussy before putting it in her girlpussy.
>>12462078Pls don't bully, tomboys are cute
>>12462054Why did you delete that?
>>12462093When we get a story about disabled monstergirls.>"I keep telling you, I'm NOT disabled! I'm a dodo harpy!">"Hah, right. A harpy who can't fly? Stop fucking with me and get in the ambulance."
>>12462103No bully harder BECAUSE they are tomboys.
>>12462103Bullying tomboys is the only way to handle them.
>>12462104I assume he did it to save image bumps.
>>12462081>eagle harpiesFreedom intensifies
>>12462113>UnionAbsolutely disgusting
>>12462113Tactical zettai ryouiki?
>>12461987Brown is best, fluff is best
>>12462122>hating freedom filthy commie
>>12462126>confederates>commies
>>12462127>>12462126>>12462122>Americans
For those that missed it yesterday:http://pastebin.com/YuHSt1G2Cute doppelganger doing cute things including turning into a catgirl and giving a blowjob with extra purring service
>>12462072great
>>12462130>Not being an American
>>12462130>>12462136>americans>yuropoorstruly both are terrible
>>12462134I just want to say that reading that made my heart melt like chocolate in a pocket.Truly, being a Doppelganger is suffering.
>>12462139>>12462136>Being born on Earth
>You prod your Kikimora for more info, discovering that she really remembers nothing about the day before other than that she had fun firing a gun for the first time>You really did create a monster>Reluctantly agree to take her again due to her insistence>The same thing happens as before, she slowly loses herself in the excitement, a true Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde.>You end the lesson again and begin packing things away to carry back with you when you hear it, a moan>You look over and she's got your AR-15 completely disassembled and is managing to slowly reassemble it in an erotic manner, somehow>She even seems to be getting a bit of pleasure from it>She looks up and the two of you lock eyes, she slowly puts everything down and stands up, then begins making her way towards you>She reaches you, wraps her arms around your neck and whispers "Let's fuck!" in your ear>And boy do you ever, she takes the lead, riding you hard enough that you know you're going to be sore for a week>You don't quite understand how or why, but firearms clearly flip some kind of switch in this woman's head, and what's more she never remembers it the next day>She becomes more and more insistent in the following weeks, outright demanding you take her shooting, only ever remembering that she had lots of fun>You eventually come up with a compromise, and now your little Kikimora doesn't go anywhere without a pistol strapped to her thigh under her dress>She's mostly back to her submissive, doting, slightly chuuni self, but if you look really closely you can see that glint in her eyes that tells you that Mrs. Hyde is still in there, and she pays you a visit a few nights a week now
>>12462139So long as you arent a Brazilian you're cool with me
>/fit/ Manticore>No wings>Paralytic poison instead of aphrodisiac>/ss/
>>12462145>AR-15>Not a better rifle like a Tavor, ACR, or another modern rifle in general>Not wanting her to be a gun chuuniWhat do you take me for?
>>12462155Bingo.
>>12462157>them butterfacesGross.
How big is the market for human boy dildos in MGC?
>>12462155I already had this idea without the /fit/ and the /ss/. It also comes with an explanation for the difference between it and the other kind of manticore. I just have to get some more story updates out.
>>12462157>Yuri>Ugly facesInto the trash it goes
>>12462157Are those supposed to be Archie characters?
>>12462161
>>12462141Thanks, anon.That's the first time in a while I've tried to write anything other than turbo-rape, so I'm glad that heartstrings were in some way tugged.SUFFERING
>>12462168>Godzilla-nee-san says I should fight my own battles you know.
>>12462173THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH!?
Why are dragon waifu's such qt's?
>>12462172Still, there was a question that someone asked what happens to Doppelgangers who get rejected when a guy sees their real form.
what if kratos found himself in the mge verse?
>>12462162Dildos and male escort services account for 39% of economic activity in MGC
>>12462173Stop.
>>12462183He would kill and fuck a lot of things. Now go to sleep it's past your bedtime.
>>12462187Americans have better taste than Japan in Monster Girls. This proves it.
>>12462124Puffy Paws a best.
>>12462157Oh callmepro, you are so bad at face
>>12462162>human boy dildosSo, a mannequin with a hard dildo on the crotch?That sounds like something every Ushi-Oni would throw money at to have.
>>12462193>>>/out/
>>12462202Jealous?
>>12462193That looks awful.
>>12462173>>12462193>>12462206Fuck off.
>>12462207>>12462209Monster girls are old newsKaiju Girls are currently in.
>taking the bait this hard
Only the best.
>>12462182One person wrote a short thing about a boy rejecting her for lying to him and she disappears.I got upset.
Nah I'm just kidding /mgg/, here's the real Kaiju girls. The ones I posted are from a terrible website.
>>12462182>Doppelgangers who get rejected when a guy sees their real formShe puts on a chick flic, curls up on the sofa, eats a bucket of ice-cream, and cries the most tragic of rivers
>>12462221Why is Zilla even on there?
>>12462223Niebelfader's new dopple story tells the opposite. It's pretty cute, but he can put a little too much detail in sometimes.
>>12462227Like it or not, Zilla is a Toho kaiju now.
>>12462221Then stop taking up image posts by deleting them. We have a limited supply per thread.And the faces in that picture are terrible. Delete that, too.
>you will never put Draco on a leash and tighten it anytime she steps out of line
>>12462235>not outright putting her downYou have a lot of patience
>>12462238She's got a comfortable booty.
>>12462233There's 33 images in the thread so far, calm the fuck down.
>>12462246>Posting another ugly slut to shit up the threadstop
>>12462223>>12462220Oh yeah, this.>You watch the Doppelganger wipe away tears as she cries, pouring out her feelings>About her loneliness, her unwillingness to disappear from the Earth that she only got to spend so few years on, and her fear of passing on to the next life after failing to find a partner that would love her, even in undeath>"Please...don't leave me. I don't want...to be alone again.">She lets out a heartrending sob as her body slowly dissipates into small glowing balls of light>Before finally vanishing into thin air, as though she had never existed to begin with>And for all you cared, you thought it better that she never did>After all, to you, she was nothing more than a liar
>>12462213Dead site.
>>12462223Is that Devil-chan? I don't remember that panel.
>>12462244Her tail is in the way
>>12462252Metal
>>12462251>Calling Tio uglyAnon, I implore you to reconsider.
>>12462134This is wonderful. Please write more stories with different monster grils.
>>12462252Humans are the real monsters.
>>12462219Alice a shit
>>12462277And we are the best monsters, and don't you ever fucking forget it. HFY!
>>12462134So, how's the final part to Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen coming along?
>>12462280>implying this buttslut is better
>>12462273Well there's 5 others already; I like the Sahuagin suffering. http://pastebin.com/u/Niebelfader
>>12462266It can pop off.
>>12462277>Lich finds you packing your knapsack of belongings>She's pleading with you, a strange misshapen creature hobbling behind her weakly>It almost appears human, but its garbled speech makes you think of vomiting>"What have I done? What is it you want from me? Please don't leave.">"I gave you a child. Just like you wanted.">Look at the dwarf, it shrinks behind her legs and robes, clinging to it>"What you 'gave' me is an abomination that YOU created through alchemy. Did you really think I wouldn't know the difference between a child and a homunculus!?">A small tear is welling up in the corner of her right eye>"Please, don't be like that. I can try better. What can I give you that you want? Please, just name it. I'll even have the Skeletons get it for you.">Look at her, the huge oak door to the castle creaking open on ancient hinges, your piercing gaze stabbing her in her unbeating heart as you tell her your final words.>"A son.">You can hear the small bauble of her phylactery and her tome fall to the floor, weak sobs echoing through the dead keep.Or is this too edgelord for your likings?
>>12462304Yes, I like this suffering
>>12462304Now this is suffering.
>>12462284The pace could be described as 'glacial'.I sunk all my muse into Doppel this last month.Forgiveness prease
>>12462252>>12462304
>>12462304I demand more monster tears in the name of the chief god!
>>12462072>Divine weapons don't harm demons What the fuck dood
>>12462304>A sonWell that's easy. In most headcanons, they fuck and that solves everything.
>>12462304This would have more impact if this wasn't the third time this exact scenario has been written. In fact are you the same guy? Why is it always a Lich?
>>12462134This story is pretty neat, right off the bat. I'm going to type stuff down as I read through it.The use of Florins as your currency is an interesting choice. They make me think of the opulence that one might come to associate with Florence during the Renaissance period, and it lends itself well to the high society theme that you're trying to set in the beginning of the story.And I have to say, that you write with a real flourish. It shows that you take the time to do at least a little extraneous research, and your description of the gargoyle and shirohebi is something that really stands out to me. I feel that anywhere else, though, it might be a bit too much. But it fits the extravagant atmosphere at this point.Near the top of line 47, though, you have a correction to make.>You can often hear them howling, out in the mountain foothills, but even those hot-blooded lupines seem to have though the better of the chill tonight.And at line 77.>It's true that most monsters consider the theatre little more than elaborate foreplay. And it's true that Simula likes it for it's own sake.On line 115, "mattress" has two "t"s.But aside from those three things, the story is fantastic. You integrated her doppelgänger qualities and abilities into the sex well, especially with her transforming into her true self "down there" as well. Very well written, and a nice, sweet little story. I appreciate it greatly for what it is.
>>12462326Whoops
>>12462283can't unsee reverse swastika on chestsieg heil /jp/
>Meet nice lamia girl at my job>She's a new girl, but she gets a hang of the ropes quickly>We start talking over lunch one day, find out we share a lot in common>Ask her on a date the next day, all goes really well>Call me naive, but I think we're falling in love>A few weeks pass of us dating, but then the monthly sales come in>The new girl has surpassed me be a large margin and my sales have dropped>Tanuki boss calls me back into office after work lets out>"You know what you have to do if you want to keep this job right.">No other place in MGC hired humans outside of porn studios>Slowly nod my head and drop my pants>As my boss is riding my dick, new girl stops by to ask the boss about how she's getting paid>She slithers out of the room in tears, she thought she'd finally found a nice man who didn't care about sexIt's the best I can do
>>12462018So is this butts collection finished or will more be added?
>>12462324>Be a Valkyrie, leading an army of righteousness to their doom, mortals throwing themselves to death in the name of long forgotten Gods>The enemy commander is in the forefront as well, his sword snicker-snackering across your troops, black metal gleaming with demonic energy>He laughs cruelly as he matches you blow for blow, parrying every one of your hits, he's your equal in every regard>Time slows down as a kaleidoscope of memory blossoms from behind both of you>He's the young infant you find in the dead arms of his slain mother>The young boy who you trained to become a Hero>The sorrowful young man as he watched villages burn and monster-human couples get massacred in the name of an uncaring Goddess>His sword is lifted far above his head now, to come crashing down and split you in two>Drive your sword through his chest, the holy weapon searing the black metal as it frees it of corruption>Blood drips from his mouth as he smiles to you, sword clattering to the mud as he brings one hand to stroke your cheek>"To die by my Valkyrie's sword.... in the arms of the woman who stole my heart...">"It's as if... I was a true Hero.">After the battle, the victors only find a Valkyrie cradling the body of her former Lord and Hero>In the far distance, a child left under a massive yew tree with a runestone necklace wails for its mother's milk
>>12462343It looks to be finished in my opinion.Aside from coloring maybe, that is.
>>12462341Matango > Shit > Tanuki > Vomit > Everything else.
>>12462346Would I be correct in assuming Hound beelined for the Tarrasque there?
>>12462348>Everything elseWhat are you implying there, bud?
>>12462343I think it's finished, for the time being at least. Mithril has a new semester starting so won't be able to draw so much and was basically half of it. Aftyn did the Griffon Maid, so otherwise you can as well ask .less to draw more butts in general. Other artists generally weren't available, people are pretty backed up busy or not so easy to contact.
>>12462353I just kinda wanted to see moth-chan on there. But .Less hates her so...
>>12462345MORE! i demand more!
>>12462304Hah, I've saved the rest to this too.
>>12462351That I'm too lazy to tier-define every monstergirl beyond stating that both Matango and Tanuki are utter arse.
>>12462320You're a bummer.
>>12462359... I remember posting that.Goddamnit.
is it common for people to not name their MCs in longer stories here?
>>12462360Did you use the greater-than sign the wrong way?
>>12462072Been loving your story man. One of the reasons I wrote mine.And for those who missed it last thread:Memoirs of a Lichhttp://pastebin.com/aju91KBYI went on a tangent away from my Demon Lord story, but seeded that one with alot of possible other stories congruous to the main story. So this could be a bit of a splitoff from it.Hope its enjoyed!
>>12462367What.Dianna in LDR's Dhampir stories is named, Wilhelm/The Titan is named, Laven is named.It depends on the author and how much world building they're willing to do.
>>12462367It's kind of a tradition to make Anon, or "You" as the MC in stories, I think it grants readers a bit more immersion in a way.
>>12462368...MOTHERFUCK.I need sleep.
>>12462072Been loving your story man. One of the reasons I wrote mine.And for those who missed it last thread:Memoirs of a Lichhttp://pastebin.com/aju91KBYI went on a tangent away from my Demon Lord story, but seeded that one with alot of possible other stories congruous to the main story. So this could be a bit of a splitoff from it.Hope its enjoyed!And damn. Forgot my image in the last one. Reposting and deleting old post.
>>12462360Everyone knows that Matango is shit, bit it is surprising that people will defend Tanuki. She clearly is incapable of loving anything other than money. She truly is a shit, and a greedy one at that.
>>12462380Git sum sleep, mang. Ya can't fully appreciate monster grills when you're tired.Weresheep or Dormouse for sleepcuddles?
>>12462238She can be salvaged.Get her attitude adjustedLet her hair grow outFeed her some breast expansion pillsGet her some actual woman's clothingThen she'd be better than Liar Spider, Murder Fish and Chapter 21 ruining Devil.
>>12462360>Tanuki is utter arseOy vey, oy vey, goy, that's racist you bigoted pig, now shut up and let her collect her tax
>>12462376Laven doesn't remember his real name. I went stuff like that where the MC doesn't remember his real name so he gets a new one some how.
>>12462367In longer stories, I prefer a named MC. longer stories facilitate characterisation and character growth, and that works better if your main character has their own personality and name.For shorter stories, immersion of the reader can usually be more easily achieved if the MC is a character that can be imprinted upon with the reader's self. Not having their name be outright mentioned can help that.
>>12462283>people think that HFY is a good thing
>>12462384Dormouse is more adorable, but I like the fluffy weresheep. I want to fall asleep in a big cuddle-pile with both of them.
>>12462367>>12462376>>12462378Its basically exactly what was said. It increases immersion, and is a bit of influence from the greentext stories which always use you.It is sortof how the genre has evolved. Alot do name their characters, like I used Anondrius for the name of my Dragoon Commander. Just for amusement sake.The 'you' seems very nice for just putting the reader right into the story.
>>12462387fucking jew monster>>12462378Ah I see. So does that primarily apply to 2nd person stories or everything?
>>12462391Laven is a good example of the 'MC forgets his history and gets a new name' trope, yeah. Its a neat name and I liked how he came by it. Silly little Rose. And naming him after the flowers they made love near. Haha. Was very sweet.
>>12462402I suppose it applies to 2nd person stories, bet them greentexts of prose stories.
How would Brian Blessed fare if he were dumped into the MGE world?I just want to hear Brian Blessed hammily yelling at a bewildered Deruella, to be honest
Also just noticed. Hell yeah, moose put up 76!
Who JUSTICE here?
>>12462402More prominent in 2nd person stories, as that's where you want reader immersion.You look like you're considering writing a story yourself.
>>12462421Noice
>>12462416FLY MY HARP WOMEN FLY!
>>12462333Done, done, and done. Thanks a lot, anon.I do like dropping in ye olde currencies. As you say, it seems an easy shorthand to conjure up all these images of culture and time-period, that you'd otherwise spend paragraphs going over until everyone was very, very bored.>>12462364I'd tell you what my schedule is to get it done, but then you'd just bully me when I inevitably miss it. And the fact that I would deserve it would only make it sting that much harder
>>12462072>things can't get worseYou're gonna kick him in the balls aren't you?I'm liking the story thus far, but, are you gonna do anything with Rez's superiors? Will a rescue or retrieval party come and we'll see some holy vs dark magic combat?
Guys, question:Would you consider the ebola virus a monstergirl?
>>12462416He is a bit old for it. But for his voice alone he'd be picked up by a loving monster girl or two. Hopefully one who would turn him into an Incubus so he could laugh in his big booming voice.SUCCUBI! ....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
>>12462422I am writing one, it is a first person one though and I think it will be rather long.
>>12462421How the fuck did your request get done before mine?SO mad at you.You...you baka faggot.
>>12462429Only if she was actually one. Right now Ebola-chan is a very scary yandere.
>>12462429I dunno, she's more of a personification of an illness rather than a monster with human traits.
>>12462433Justice always prevails anon. B-baka. I like your request idea too, I hope it gets done.
>>12462432>I am writing one, it is a first person one though and I think it will be rather long.Break it into chapters, then, and milk each update for all it's worth in the thread every time.That's how the PROs do it.
>>12462432Long or not, I figure having no name would make character interaction kind of awkward. I guess if everyone just goes "Hey (YOU)" it's okay, but yeah. You'd have to work around the lack of a name in interactions.
>>12462340You are retarded. Look up the origin of that symbol.
>>12462428Kyle will be coming back soon, in a sense...And yes, come to think of it, I am being a massive dick to Rez lately.
>>12462400If I ever have the bolls to sit down and write again it'll have a character name. Partially because I intend to tryhard interconnectivity somehow and partially because "lolmasks".
>>12462442I do, it just takes a while for chapters to come out>>12462443I did something similar to Moose's story in this respect.
>>12462447I'm enjoying it simply because if there is one section of my writing that is its weakest... its naming.I don't want to name something so inane like Dothraki or have a name that is widely used and popular in another setting.I mean, sure you can just go with generic names at that point, or look up baby name searchers and pick names that have meaning. But its so hard to pick names that don't sound trite, cliche, or just too tryhard. Or just /goofy/
>>12462429>Ebola chan tries to infect me>My White Blood Cell go RULES OF NATURE and flips her outside of my house>I take a nap and feel betterI am the Antithesis to all bacterial and viral monster girls. I haven't had a flu shot in 6 years and haven't been sick for more than a day since elementary school
>>12462421Hah, that's pretty good.>>12462427Using mundane objects is a good way to subtly infer things about both settings, characters, and even more fleeting moods and atmosphere. Even the use of certain foods.Though this isn't a written example, take a look at how Quentin Tarantino uses food as a device in his films, especially Inglorious Bastards.In two scenes, the opening and the restaurant scene, Colonel Hans Landa is made dominant and supreme by his command over food. It's a strange idea, but go back and watch the film, and notice every characters' actions in regards to food. Fascinating stuff.>>12462432If it was me, I'd give my main character a personality and a name. If you don't play your cards right, it can be all too easy to have a longer story become boring because your main character hasn't changed or evolved due to the events in the story.
>>12462458Cancer flag raised.
>>12462446I don't mind, in fact, I don't think he is scared enough. That thing with the tentacles was not cool man, I would focus all my power into turning that bitch into dust
>>12462461Nigga I bet I'd survive that too.I have a Wolverine tier immune system
Well, that's odd. Is the subject matter of previous posts something to not be discussed?
Would you use your mouth for kissing her or eating her?
>>12462472Why would you want to discuss something off topic? Oh right, this is /jp/.
>>12462473>delicious voreWhy not both?
>>12462457That's basically what i'm doing.That and if I think of a place name, I just basically combine parts of two words in whatever regional language they're based on.
>>12462466I wanted to do something kinky with Alyssa's power and maybe went a little too far. But she'd probably argue that he came, therefore he enjoyed it.
>>12462473>eating herDepends, does she regenerate? She looks like a slime girl variant.
>>12462474If it's to do with Ebola-chan being a personification rather than a true monstergirl, then I suppose that's fine. Monstergirls based on Pokemon have made rounds here before, with little issue. I guess the situation isn't the same for whatever reason.>>12462473Yes. Though I'd be worried for her if I got to overwhelmed by her taste. No doubt I'd have to hold back if I took anything more than a nibble. I'd hope she regenerates like >>12462482 suggests.
>>12462358>A young lamia girl is tucked in to her bed>Snug under her silk sheets, her Pharaoh mother kisses her on the forehead>"Good night, little one. I love you.""I love you too, Mama, the lamia says with a giggle>Soon enough, her golden eyes begin to close, as the girl goes into a deep sleep>When she wakes up, she finds herself in her mother's room, confused as to how she got there>Even more confused as to why there's blood on her hands and clothes>Looking up, she sees her mother, lying in her bed, soaked in blood from her back, a knife protruding from one of the many wounds in her back>She looked melancholy, her empty eyes half open with an arm reaching out for her daughter>The young lamia, on instinct, yells for her mother, begging for her not to die, her tears rolling from her violet face>She can deduce what had happened while she was unconscious, as hard as it is to accept>She had heard her voice again>The voice of the Chief God>The Apophis's desperate pleas for her mother to wake up, and futile hope that she failed to do God's work, slowly shrink into silent sobbing>She can do nothing more than apologize, over and over, as she wraps her arms around her mother, begging for forgiveness from the woman she murdered
>>12462479Good practice. Its honestly one of the most difficult things in writing for me. I've come to understand and appreciate this fact.
>>12462487tha was 2/10 at best.
>>12462489>2/10
>>12462488I mean I had a place called Ostwall that I never did anything with. Kind of makes me sad.
>>12462481Well why not something like this, if tentacles are involved.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjyBv7PT7yI
>>12462487.Less please go
>>12462491Bye.Message us if you wake up in monstergirl land.
>>12462304Fucking. Capped.
>>12462492>I mean I had a place called Ostwall that I never did anything with. Kind of makes me sad.Eh, write a new story that takes place there. Its fun to come up with things like that.I'm going to write a Kraken spin-off from my demon lord story too, I think. And I'm considering a Dhampire story with basically Femme D relating to the vampire queen from my Lich story.I love peppering my world and stories with little things like that that could branch off into their own stories.
>>12462491love youuuuu! take care sweety!
>>12462492>OstwallI can only imagine a fat potato mech. OstsolOstscoutOstwarOstman IndustriesOstkoshbigosh
>>12462358Wait. I can redeem myself.
>>12462498Montowers?
>>12462508No
>>12462508You mean fuck up everything.
>>12462514>>12462519I have the good end, too.
>>12462122You lost, get over it
>>12462508Not rad
>>12462511why was that game so addicting?
>>12462528I never played it, I just like its designs.
>>12462508-1/10
Do these threads still have OC? I am running a Fate game with monster girls and I would totally love one of KC's Tentacle girls, but drawn with robes, like priestly robes.
>>12462304>YFW she gives you a baby futa lich
>>12462534fuck off gm, your players are in here.
>>12462533Should I post the good end?
>>12462537Stop these lies.
>>12462535It also looks suspiciously like a Cheshire.
>>12462540seriously, if a fucking water environment is next I'm going to drop the nice guy act and murder a monster.
>>12462543And on the back it appears to have written on it 'Property of Bob; If found please return.'
Did soviet fluffy tails get dropped?
>>12462548>she didn't even use alchemy, she just stole one of Bob's Claire prototypes and tried to pass it off as a "baby" lichShe deserves more scorn than she originally had.
>>12462535Time for infanticide.
>>12462544Stop these lies.
>>12462006I can help with that.The rate of picture-deletion in this thread is somewhat excessive, it's making it hard to read.
What is 'appropriate' adventurer attire, /mgg/?
>>12462558>"Wa-wait! I can fix this!" She shouts>Grabs the baby>Using a sharpie marker crosses out Bob and writes LICH
>>12462156Tavor? ACR? Better guns. What the fuck man.You do know about the trigger on the Tavor right?And the ACR is made by Bushmaster...Neither gun is that good, and people like Knight's Armament Co. and Daniel Defense far better AR-15s than IWI and Bushmaster. I'd have some respect if you chose the Steyr AUG or SCAR, but seriously an ACR?
>>12462571this absolutely is. oh my god my paladin boner is over 9000
>>12462573Brilliant! All the problems are solved, somehow!
>>12462571Shinier
>>12462573That sounds kind of cute
>>12462538Okay. I'm setting things right.
Thank you, Anonymoose! LOVED Chapter 76. Mmmm... Isaba'el is love.The next chapter is going to be /awesome/.
>>12462580Not him, but what about the trigger on the Tavor anon? I haven't touched one. The /k/ in me wants to know. As for the AUG, I absolutely hate the way it feels in my hands. I've heard great things about the SCAR, and I really like how it looks, but I feel as if she'll get mistake for a CODkiddy or Squid if she buys one.
>>12462571>not counterraping the rapists.Paladins a shit
>>12462571
>>12462601It's apparently really heavy as compared to other rifles-something like 10-15 lbs. One of the most common after market kits for the Tavor is a better trigger, including several made by IWI
>>12462571A smile, a pair of shorts, and a "Beaver Inspector" T-Shirt.Make sure to make lots of noise when wandering around Forests and Caves too.
>>12462602But that's a crusader-turned-progenitor of an illustrious bloodline of Vampire Killers.
>>12462382Loved it, fucking loved it. Will there be more?
>>12462608Ouch, that sounds rough. Oh well, regardless one day I'll save up enough for a nice modern rifle. Just hand guns and old WW2 rifles for me until then. Also, what's wrong with the ACR? Everyone I've talked to that owns one loves it. And to stay on thread topic, would you MG waifu be able to fire a gun regularly? Or would it need to be modified to fit her BIG MEATY PAWS, etc, etc.
>>12462607That dinky thing could be ripped off effortlessly.
>>12462625Yep. Considering the next part which will tell the story from the other side. From her soon to be Husband's. I don't want to copy Punaldin's awesome work, but I'll make something fun when it comes to me.I'm really glad you enjoyed it. I loved writing it!
>>12462626I heard the original ACR had quality control issues. But it may have changed in later runs. Of course my minotaur waifu would fire my guns. Probably a PTR-91 or FN FAL.
>>12462421Mantis daughteru raised on hearty justice when?
>>12462652>Mantis, dhampir, wyvern, lizardgirl and salamander, holstaurus, and dark elf team
>>12462662>>12462652all of this when?
>>12462649>Minotaur firing the right arm of the free worldI want to see it
>>12462652>You will never be an old man living in a world conquered by monstergirls.>You will never spend your days as a hermit, remembering the glory days of justice and honor when you were a hero who protected humanity. >You will never one day find six monstergirl children at your doorstep crying and begging for help.>They'll never explain to you that their mothers detested the system that subjugated humans and wished for peace and co-existence and were imprisoned for it. >They'll never say their mothers sent them to you to protect them.>You'll never take the six under your wing and train them in the ways of justice.>You'll never give each of them a device to let them transform into a stronger costumed form, like the heroes of old. >You will never be the mentor to a Monstergirl sentai team.>You will never eventually don your old costume and rejoin the fight for justice and hope.It hurts anon.
>>12462649>PTR-91>wanting clone of jew gun
>>12462691>You will never eventually don your old costume and rejoin the fight for justice and hope.Anon, you have bad manners. You have to wait until the six girls are almost defeated and all hope is about to be lost before you can do that.Rude.
>>12462662>Not a single lamia in that groupDropped.
>>12462701Lamia have no legsThey have no feetthey can't do a JUSTICE KICK
>>12462695That was the plan anon.
>>12462702Nope. They can do better.>JUSTICE WHIP!And in a pinch, they can coil their tail up beneath themselves and do a JUSTICE JUMP.
>>12462018So many of these are just flat out furry. Some being girls with extra parts glued on doesn't justify it.
>>12462691>Then the big bad kills you in front of their eyes>Their anger and sorrow wells up and grants them just enough strength to triumph over the big bad>They then crowd around your body, crying for their master>"Just because I went Ugggh, doesn't mean I'm dead." You say, giving them a playful smack on the foreheadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qocbtZGkazg
>>12462706IT isn't the sameHave you ever seen a Rider do anything but Justice Kick? No. Because it can only be feet + legs, like Capt Falcon's knee of justice on Smash Bros
>>12462711If there's no snout, it's not furry.
>>12462717God, I'd cuddle the fuck out of her and her lion pussy.
>>12462571Staff, tome and robes of course
>>12462715>Denying a lamia the right to fight for justice just because of your hatred for her nolegs?Shame on you anon.
>>12462715But she has other uses too.She can be a good Kamen Rider if she wanted to be.
>>12462711And yet all of them are completely recognized monster girls. Every single one. Most of them are KC's girls, and the others are known characters of /mgg/
>>12462723She can be like the intel girl>>12462724Sure in her dreams
>>12462727Okay fine. But the Pharaoh girl gets to take her place.
>>12462730>366x450
>>12462692It's not a clone of a jew gun. It's a clone of the HK G3, which is a further clone of the CETME Model B. The Model B was developed from the StG 45(M) and the french AME 49.
>>12462727Stop discriminating against lamias becoming Kamen Riders. >You'll never raise a lamia daughteru who abuses his transformation powers for a week straight after first getting themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scOPxA1rXNM I just wish I could find the full video.
>HisFuck I meant "her"
I should really stop basing my designs for the Succuvirus from the art direction in Transistor.Too bad I enjoy listening to the soundtrack while I write.
>>12462742Who are you and Succuvirus when
>Have a Kikimora as a servant.>Realize how perfect she is in every task you assign her.>Ask her how do you obtain more Kikimora servants.>She gives you a detailed list of attracting more Kikimora servants.>You can only do 1/2 of the list, and one requirement requires large scale advertisement. >She tells you its alright, and that she will take care of everything.>Within the next hour you see large propaganda posters about yourself sprayed across your city.>And under a second you hear thousand of knocks at your door.>Your Kikimora answers it, and a million Kikimora's flood in begging you become their master.>You accept all of their requests to become your servant.>A large scale war soon breaks out across your city with your Kikimora army quickly overpowering the police, and gangs without a single causality to your forces capturing the city.>Your Kikimora army then makes plans to make every living monster girl, and human your servant. They then begin large scale plans to recruit more Kikimora's, build a navy, airforce, and various wmd's to take over the world in your name.What have you done Anons? How did you not see this escalating?
>>12462745I wrote the wizard story.Succuvirus when it's finished. I can't promise a date, because that implies reliability.
>>12462737>She's too lazy/untrained to cook eggs by herself>She transforms into her alter ego>Before opening the fridge and pulling out some eggs>And cooking them with her fire magic one by one for only 20 seconds each>Profit for the young, irresponsible lamia.
>>12462750>Kikimora armyI want it, I need it, I absolutely must have it.
>>12462750>All of this sudden Kikimora loveYou people will ride whatever fucking FOTM train that comes by.
>>12462758>Implying I haven't always loved themI'm just happy that they arent being shit on anymore
>>12462736No as in HK are jews.
>>12462750I would have never thought I would want something so much.
Uh oh! You're in your house sitting at your computer late at night, when you hear something tapping on the window. You carefully walk to it and open the window and see a Jabberwock standing there, who the moment you open the window, begins to clear her voice and recites poetry she wrote about how charming and wonderful you are and if you would be available for a date this Sunday.What will you do?
>>12462758>Have two documents open>Get urge to write Kikimora femdomPlz no bully. People talk and stuff happens, I don't know.Not like it'll come to light soon as I've other things to do, but still.
>>12462765The only reason you're upset is because you can't afford their guns.
>>12462777Back to writing LDR.
>>12462776Close the window and go to bed
>>12462776Accept.
>>12462752>You'll never be a retired toku style hero.>Your monstergirl daughteru will never inherit your powers and costume.>You'll never have to teach her how to use her powers responsibly while also teaching her about what justice means.At this rate you fuckers are going to turn me into a phantom.
>>12462777I fucking hate that.>stare at a page>you had loads of ideas earlier, where did they go?>half and hour later, you have one sentence>this sentence is shit>delete
>>12462776Prepare my Sunday's best.
>>12462776Tell her that if she stops reciting poetry I accept the date.
>>12462776Ask her if she'd like to come inside.
>>12462776tell her to keep it down as I am trying to masturbate
>>12462779But I can. Doesn't mean I'll buy they're overpriced shit though.
>>12462789For me it's mostly the follows>Get idea>Mull it over, ask people I somewhat trust>Like that faggot Bob and LDR in-between getting whipped>Mull it over some more, try to write>Get distracted by video games and become an orobouros>End up having wet dreams like holy bejesusYou think you have it bad.
Onii-chan, I'm cold. Could you warm me up by giving me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle? Also, I would be very grateful if you could locate Sarah Connor for me.
>>12462789Had stuff like that happen, sure. This case more like talking about stuff and getting an urge for something different to what I'm writing, open a new document and end up writing a block of that faster than the other stuff. 'Could' carry on writing it, but it just drags a bit when inspiration is off somewhere else.Still, point stands that if what you're trying to work on isn't going great, maybe try something different for a little while at least. Not to have three and more documents running at once but changing things up can help get something down somewhere.
>>12462796I think the PTR is made by the Portuguese, and the PTR-91 is fairly priced-the cheapest I can find is $900. Plus you could consider it a clone of the CETME Model B if you like CETME better than HK.
>>12462750I just want Kikimora twins to double team my dick.
>>12462252She got what she deservesFilthy liar scum
>>12462795Can she watch?
>>12462813>CHAAAAANGE PLACES!>Wait, what? What did she mean by...>And then she was the one masturbating you.
>>12462813As long as she keeps quiet.
>>12462508NiceApophis a shit anywayShirohebi is far superior than grapesnake
>>12462776Thank her, and tell her you'll be there on Sunday. Maybe read some poetry. About love or some shit. Or you could read the original poem by Lewis Carroll to piss her off and then shut the window.
I just stayed up until 11am since last night slowly jacking off and finishing Repure Aria, then came around 2ft into the air and in 3-4 distinct large splatters. Just though I'd pop in and let you know, /jp/.
>>12462813i suppose if she doesn't mind tomasu yeti
>>12462797>LDR in-between getting whippedArmchair-kun pls. You know those are loving whips.
>>12462826I'll be sure to inform the Olympic committee.
>>12462799Will you be back?
>>12462807What personalities would they have
>>12462838Polar opposites.One's a meek introvert and the other is a strong willed extrovert.
>want to continue writing>can't be botheredFuck, I want to but I can't do it.
>>12462842>Can write>Never what you want to>Just short one shots and never adding to your longer expansive story or sequelThat is true suffering
>>12462832I'm not Armchair-kun.... Or am I?What is my purpose?
>>12462847To pass the butter
>>12462840>Not a meek extrovert and a strong willed introvert>Y-y-you should c-come out to some p-parties with me, sis>Like I'd give a fuck about talking to some dudebro when I can sit down and read a book with master.>O-okay
>>12462846I plan to eventually do just that - expand on the short/brief things
>>12462849Oh my God.
>>12462820Wh-whatI dunno if those scaly claws on my dick would feel any good
>>12462852Holy shit my sides have fucking left orbit.>>12462857Yeah welcome to the party
>>12462799I was wondering where cold zombie imouto went.
You've recently moved to some non-descript town, where there are Monster Girls and stuff.You have 2 neighbors.1. Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a Monster Girl species.2. Click http://www.rangen.co.uk/chars/pergen.php and click the 'generate' button. This will be her personality.3. Repeat steps 1 and 2, one more time for your 2nd neighbor.How are your neighbors? Do they get along with you and each other? Are you the luckiest man ever? Or do you want to kill yourself?
>>12462847What's an Armchair-kun?
>>12462852This is the best fucking thing ever. Is there anywhere which actually has this? Holy shit I must have it
>>12462863>Reserved and practical Werewolf>Mature, creative and dominant WurmMy dick's going to need a training montage.
>>124628631. Formal, Indifferent, Lazy and Weak-willed Succubus.2. Competitive, Close-minded, Determined and Chivalrous Grizzly.White Knight Grizzly will protect me from all the depraved Monster Girls for sure.
>>12462864Something nice to sit on.
>>12462863>Hesitant and Dumb Merrow>Merciless OrcThis would be... interesting.
>>12462863>Absent-minded and Humourless Girtablilu> Hostile, Distracted and Inhibited Beelzebub Well now.
>>12462863Wow, the detailed section is pretty great. Thanks for this site anon.>gentle joking mad hatter >laid back thunderbird
>>124628631st neighbor:>Roper. Bright, Self-sufficient, Timid and Pessimistic>Crow Tengu. Fast Learner.I prefer the Crow Tengu over the Roper.
>>12462875LDR please let him breathe now and again.Or don't. It's better when they beg for it
>>12462863>Self-confident, Fun-loving, Popular, Honest, Warm and jaded Gyoubu Danuki>Artistic, Focused, Over-indulgent, Optimistic, Enthusiastic, Caring, Kind-hearted and Loathsome Ryu that dislikes being aloneSilly me, I was planning to live by myself in peace and quiet without inviting people over. Guess that ain't happening.
>>12462863>A bossy and unfriendly Mouse Girl>A focused and unsentimental AmazonessWho the fuck is living next door to me? 3dpd?
>>12462886My sidesGood luck with them anon. Mousy will probably order to fix her shit all the time
>>12462863>Emotional and Introverted Elf>Innocent and Self indulgent SlimeAll I can imagine is the shy elf next door kicking my door down during the full moon while the slime calls out for me in an overly cutesy way.I'm so fucked.Also, why the fuck are there so many horrible writings in the monstergirl wiki?
>>124628631st Neighbor: DeruellaPersonality: Happy-go-lucky, Humourless and Self-pitying2nd Neighbor: FamiliarPersonality: Witty, Self-pitying and LeaderThis is bullshit. Do you know how fucked I am?
>>12462893I'd visit the Town's Tanuki merchant and stock up on holy water.
>>12462886>Implying the Mouse Girl isn't just super tsun for you>Implying she wont get really drunk come Christmas time and crave the anon dick>Implying the Amazoness won't allow herself to be beat and challenge her to a fight for your seedAnon please, this story writes itself.
>>12462892>Also, why the fuck are there so many horrible writings in the monstergirl wiki?Because those casual shitters have no collective community like us who can criticize them and make them improve.
>>12462893The fates, they do not like you.
>>12462886You will be dominated by a Mouse Girl on a regular basis. How does this make you feel?
>>12462883I wouldn't mind not having to breathe again, being used as my mistress' cushion-y seat.The heat of her body would be most pleasant during the long winter nights.
>>12462863>Jack Blackrabbit: The First Male Monster (slime human thing)>EnergeticThis is some fucking bullshit, I want a refund!>Holstaurus>Gracious, Worthless, Calm and ImpracticalI'm just going to end up having the perfect Holstaurus girl NTRed away from me by some faggot male monster.If I fail to kill that guy off and claim her for myself then I kill myself.
>>12462863>Dumb and Serious Ushi-Oni>Silly and daydreaming Dark PriestSend help. I need help. NOW!
>>12462892Have you seen the comments on most pages?The place is an almost Youtube-tier hugbox. Fanfiction.net-tier stories are bound to ride up.Not like here, though. Here we belittle and decry the writers, swear at each other, and promote good grammar.
>>12462914>Here we belittle and decry the writersreally?
>>12462910>This is some fucking bullshit, I want a refund!I did say to keep going until you got a Girl.But still, bad luck.
>>12462917How new are you?
>>12462913Sounds like you got the Monster Girl versions of Dumb and Dumber.
>>12462863>Sea Bishop is Bright, Apprehensive, Hesitant and Dependent while the Dhampir is Vain, Playful, Sincere and Lazy.This is alright. Comfy times ahead.
>>12462914We only shit on Bob, though. Everyone else seems to get a pass as long as they can spell.But in all fairness, I can't say that we have any legitimately terrible writefags.
>>12462917Yes. Haven't you seen the rampant writer-hate dominate these threads constantly? We hate all of them.
>>12462863Slow, Rarely angry and Narrow-minded ElfHumorous, Self-pitying and Guilt prone Living Doll
>>12462823Okay.. That's cool.Just act like I'm not even here.
>>12462863>1st: Devil.>Personality: Calm, Intelligent, Wacky and Violent>2nd: Dark Priest.>Personality: Energetic and EvilSo one is violent and the other is evil. I'm fucked.
>>12462929Half the people who reply like they are black people cheering a preacher at Sunday Mass. The other half say nothing, but wait for so much as one grain of shit and go off about it. ignoring everything else.
>>12462933You gonna get soul fucked.
>>12462927>We only shit on Bob thoughI sometimes wonder how much of it is real hate versus people that hate because it's a 'thing,' even without having read a single story.
>>12462932You apophis or what?
>>12462937I can assure most of them simply hate him for the sake of hating him or the fact that he wrote a story with a futa in it. Neither of these group have actually read any of his stuff.
>>12462937I like Bob. I don't know what the fuck he was smoking with the Claire thing, but otherwise he's pretty good
Small Update/Part 3 of Meat and Metal is up. Starts at line 218. Thanks for commenting on it last time. Glad at least one person liked the introduction of the Duke.Next time Tensor gets the details of his mission from the Duke, and things are going to get real.Trying to power through this as fast as I can since there's a couple of little random inconsequential pieces that will tie back into Vengeance. About 1/3 done at this point. I hope it's far enough along now that a few of you are looking forward to the story.
Pious, fast-learning and risk-taking BeelzebubTimid Holstaurusplease god no
>>12462929>Yes. Haven't you seen the rampant writer-hate dominate these threads constantly?not really
>>12462943And forgot the link. Sorry guys. http://pastebin.com/ujigvQ2J
>>12462927Yeah, in all honesty even the first-timers are pretty much average. Prone to purple prose and typos maybe, but much better than My Immortal levels of shit and teen angst.
>>12462863Assertive and InnocentAll of my yes!
>>12462937There was a guy in the last thread who went on about how he never read anything by him, and never would, yet still vehemently hates him.
>>12462863>Focused Sahagin>Adventurous WurmI love my neighbors.
>>12462937I wonder if any of the writefags are legitmately hated here though?
>>12462948Forgot my second one>Alraune>Confident, Relaxed, Dependent and Serious
>>12462957Alp seems to think he is, if that counts.
>>12462957Don't make the mistake of thinking Bob hate is fake.
>>12462937People only hate him because he's a really talented and nice guy. He listens to his fans and makes some really great art. All of his characters 'feel' human, and quite honestly I don't understand how anyone could honestly hate his work. It's just that great.Also, fuck the whole #BobGate shit. You shitlords are just jealous you'll never be as beloved as Bob. So go fuck yourselves, all of you shitty little pricks.
>>12462964But really, other than the stupid futa thing (and I really do agree, it was fucking stupid and had no place in a MG story), what exactly has Bob done to earn this level of hate?
>>12462968This almost seems like reverse engineered hate
>>12462968I hope you know what you have done. Now that you've released the floodgates, another bob love/hate argument has come.
>>12462938She is my waifu, anon.You don't mock another man's waifu. You baka.Unless it's Matango. Nobody likes Matango.
>>12462976I like matango
>>12462968Nice try.
>>12462970>Has no place in an MG storyA fetish is a fetish. Futa happened to find its way into one and for some reason it really bothered people.
>>12462970The original Falling Down in MGC.The original Laska ending.You don't remember when he started Laska as contrition for Truckercore. Holy crap and the shitstorm when he powerbombed the ending.
>>12462964Get over it. You just hate on bob to feel special, which is really immature and no more than meta posting
The three hours of Bob hate do not begin for another several hours. Please adhere to /mgg/ posting standards.Report and ignore the faggot
Stop talking about that faggot and talk about monstergirls.
>>12462979Did I receive a reply?That's weird. It's like a desktop notification showed up on my computer, but I don't see a reply anywhere.Is 4Chan X broken again?Nah, but seriously, they turn you into mushroom men, though. Are you not worried about that?
>>12462963Nah, I think that's tongue in cheek. I've never seen any "hate" torwards him which couldn't be seen as either satirical or a running gag.Then again, I'd guess that this whole Bob thing spawned from a mixture of satire and a small amount of actual resentment, which then grew to become the most vocal opinion.I personally couldn't give shit. The last thing of his I read was the Dire Wolf one, and I didn't like it for the public use aspect. But that's an opinion. I haven't even read his story with the futa character. I don't think I will either, just because of time and disinterest.
>>12462990why would I have a problem with that?
>>12462991>Never seen the hate>Wasn't here for the original hate making eventsThe hate is not a joke. The joke is blaming him for everything.
>>12462984Laska was inspired by Eyepop's Frankie story.
>>12462994Have you seen real fungus that eat the brains of insects and then make them kill their own kind before further infecting the population?It'd be like that.Or so I'd imagine.
>>12462996This. Just replace Obama with Bob and you got the same thing.Thanks Bob.
>>12462994I guess as a braindead vegetable, you wouldn't have a problem with much of anything.
>>12462970There's nothing wrong with combining monster girl and futa.
>>12463000>Have you seen real fungus that eat the brains of insects and then make them kill their own kind before further infecting the population?>It'd be like that.yeah but this is mge anon
>>12462998Duh. You remember how hard Bob got slammed for doing it worse than Frankie?
>>12463005Fuck off.
>and so yet another great shitstorm thundered towards us>the elders tried to warn us>they begged us in vain not to speak the name of the cursed one>but it was too late>for it had already been spoken, and echoing through the valleys were two words of pure malice and evil>it carried in the wind, causing all who heard them to scream at the sky in fury>they rustled through the trees, and the birds stopped singing>our children wept as these words assaulted their ears>CAAAAAAAT DIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>12463009No.
>>12463009so im not allow to combine any other fetishes with my monstergirl fetish.
>>12463007So her spores would just make you feel euphoric all the time?Like Kesaran Pasaran?I would ask why you wouldn't just go for Kesaran Pasaran in that case, but Kesaran Pasaran is literally Forgettable-tier.
>>12463008'Worse' is subjective. Has anything else written around here elicited such an emotional response?
>>12462998Got a link?
Maybe I should write a monstergirl story with such a bullshit ending that you all unite against a new common shitstarter: me.I could be like Batman.
>>12463012>Not all fetishes are equal>Not all religions are equalEtc. Etc.Futa/Vore/Feeding/Inflation/Diapers/Scat/ etc. are all panned here by and large. Deal with it.
>>12462996So Bob is our Decade?
>>12463012You are not allowed to talk about your futashit here.
>>12463025Please, if anything I'm in line to be the next bob.
>>12463021If the emotion is anger and disappointment? No. Bob's got that down.
>>12463025Maybe Bob already beat you to it. Think about it, he united loads of people against him, so we could hate him. For some reason.
>>12463033Okay, you can be the new Bobman, and I'll be the Boy Blunder, Bobin.
>>12463033Alp? I really don't get why you think that.
>>12463039>Roberto Robertson by day>Bobman by night
>>12462937I think he's a good writing.I think he's awful at writing a story
>>12463041No /ss/
>This discussionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIxi_IWtuLg
>>12463039Does that mean random writefags become Batman villains now? Because I want to be something shit, like Calendar Man.
>>12463052I want to be Manbat, because of my leathery skin and flabby arms.
>>12463052I find the mad hatter relatable.
>>12463052Dibs on Freeze. Or if he's too cool for me, I can be the Penny Pincher. Everybody would know my stories but have no clue where they came from.
>>12463070You need to be punny to be Mister Freeze.So it's basically whoever's written the most pun Charon stuff.
>>12463035...What if Bob decided to sacrifice his reputation and be shat on in order to prevent anons in /mgg/ from fighting each other?
>>12463086Then he failed hard
>>12462596Act like you've been here before, Negawalker. we might be a weird closed community, but this is still 4chan.
>>12463086Bob was convinced by a minority of people he talks to regularly to make all the bad decisions he's made. These are also the people that defend him vehemently. Bob was fed the sweet lies of the circlejerk. But he chose to believe them.
>>12463103There are people that defend bob?
>>12463113#BobsGate nigger. Do you even?
>>12463113Are you reading the thread?
>>12462943>>12462946I like it. Just don't get so caught up with it that you forget about Vengeance. That was, after all, only supposed to take about a week.
>pretty nice thread>someone mentions bob>thread goes to shitTruly, it's like he's a living blight.
>>12463130>Not liking bob
I want to be NTRed by Bob
>>12463137Lewd
I want Bob to make fun of shota dick
>>12463086Lelouch ending?
>>12463145His proportions are getting further and further into 'comedy-tier.' Christ.
>>12463028>>12463032"Futa has no place in this thread" is a very different statement from "Futa has no place in a MG story". I'm glad we agree.
>>12463152As long as you don't post that story here, do whatever the fuck you want.
>>12463145Gimmie the picture
>>12463099Oh, I always celebrate when a new 'moose chapter hits. Now got to work on my new story idea.>Reincarnated son of a Pharaoh with dreams to visit the lands of his fathers.>Orphaned at 15, he sells his parent's business dealings in the central kingdoms and departs for the lands of the desert heat.>Guided by dreams and visions, and gaining help from business associates of his modern father.>Betrayed in the desert he is left in the rocky, dune-filled landscape alone.>After being chased by a lusty Sandworm, he finds himself in a vast rock canyon with beautiful carvings across the walls. Carvings so ornate, so familiar.>While exploring the open chambers at the entrance to the tomb complex, he discovers water, but no food. >Suddenly a hiss...>And a beautiful creature emerges from the dark, her scales violet and her glowing eyes looking at him with undisguised recognition.>'...I remember you...'>And then the ground gives away under his feet.>He wakes to the gently swishing softness of a tail in his face. Looking up, the darkly tanned Anubis looks down at him with serene contemplation.>"...Welcome home, my lord. Your mother has longed to see you once more...">Suddenly caught in family with a gorgeous motherly Pharaoh who loves him a great deal more then a mother should, an Anubis who both serves and is tsundere towards him, a beautiful yandere Apophis who was his lover in his previous life. A gorgeous Sphinx who serves as his teacher and craves his cock. The lusty Sandworm who serves the Pharaoh. The Khepri servants and guardians of the tomb. The beautiful Girtablilu from the nearby nation who has been sent to serve as the Pharaoh's new assassin in accordance with ancient tradition.>And they all want the reborn Prince.>Yet still expected to rebuild the Desert Kingdoms.
Why aren't there more healthy monstergirls?I'm tired of all the skinny waifs.
>>12463175
>>12463181My fucking god that sideboob.
>>12463181ThanksNow give me this one
>>12463180How healthy do you want?
>>12463183
>>12463187That's about my limit.
>>12463177I remember this show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg
>>12463189Tell me that guy will scan them. Please.
>>12463189I'm licking my screen but nothing's happening
>>12463198He can sell them, currently at 4200 yen.
>>12463194Exactly. Mummies Alive. With Monster Girls. And one of the mummies is a grey skinned warrior maiden with white hair who disguised herself as a male in life... but once the transformation took everyone, there was no need anymore.
>>12463180All glory to the Nekobus.
>>12463204Fuck that
>>12463204
>>12463205Got to admit, Nefer-Tina was a fucking hotty for a dead girl. That midriff.
>Spends a nice romanitic day with your dragon waifu.>Come home, and start the beginning stages of copulation with her.>Knocks come from the front door, you quickly throw on your clothes, and answer it.>Dragon waifu's younger sister pops by.>Dragon waifu gets dressed, and is shocked to see her sister.>Dragon waifu looks at the time, and goes to the store real quick to get ingrediants to make dinner leaving you alone with your dragon waifu sister.>Dragon waifu sister starts to smell you, and makes a comment about you almost plowing her sister licking her lips.>You get up to go use the bathroom, and she follows you in closing the door behind you.>Dragon waifu sister then pins you against the wall asking you to give her the dick so that she knows what it feels like to have her sister's husband inside her, as the both of them use to share things all the time.>She starts to threaten you saying if you don't make love to her she will call rape to her sister, and make your life a living hell.What do you do?
>>12463239>Show her who the dragon-slayer in this house really is.>Use techniques learned from your real waifu to get her into it, then shut her down with tying her up and gagging her.>Wait for your waifu to get home and tell your waifu what her sister did.>Ask if she wants to be the one to punish her.
>>12463239Refuse.
>>12463239I tell her that my waifu would know that I couldn't rape her.
>>12463239Refuse. Who the fuck would believe a dragon, being naturally way stronger than a human being, claiming to BE raped by one?If that doesn't work, I'll just pull out a sound recorder I had in my pocket and prove that her sister is lying, and gladly watch her getting kicked out of my house by my waifu, never allowed to come in again.
>>12463242>Waifu smirks at you, "You know, we really do share everything. But I'm actually aware that little sister hasn't shared her ass with anyone yet..." She kisses you slowly and then looks wickedly at her sister.>"I'll get you the lube. And the strap-on. We'll take turns.">Sister goes wide eyed and struggles.
>>12463239>Implying I'd ever get close to that.I'm deeply loyal to my waifu. Besides Why would I want her older sister? Monster Girls only get better with age.
>>12463252>Sister is married.>Despite being stronger than him, doesn't want to hurt her sister husbando as he's her only one.>Takes the rape.
>>12463270Well, that's why I have a plan B.
>>12463239>she will call rape to her sisterSo we're supposed to believe some human boy actually managed to rape a Dragon? Does Dragon Sister not realize how retarded that is? I mean, it can only end two ways>Dragon Waifu realizes off the bat she's a liar because men can't rape Monster Girls, especially Dragons>Dragon Sister gets called a fucking pussy because a human boy of all people managed to overpower her, is called a disgrace of a dragon, and laughed atI don't think she thought it out fully.
>Get saved by Sea Bishop after your ship gets sunk by privateers, every one of your friends and shipmates dead>Take your anger out on her initially since you never asked for this, to be bound to beneath the waves>Sit on a large coral reef formation, your new robes covering your lower body like a priest of the ages of old>Feel a soft tug on your robes, it's a trio of Merrow, Mermaid, and a Scylla>All of their eyes glittering as the leader, the Merrow swims up to you"Elder Brother Surface-Walker... what's the 'sky' like?">Regale them with stories of the sky, the desert, the land itself and the people on it>Get lost in the moment, the little mermaids and octopus giggling as you tell them of the ladies in ports who chase after men when they bail on their ships>Out of the corner of your eye, in the shadows of the reef you can see a shape>Turn and look, pausing>It's the Sea Bishop who saved you, a warm knowing smile on her face>The children notice her and swim to her, excitedly exclaiming about how Elder Brother knew alot of cool stuff"Yes, I suppose he does. I suppose he does.">You can feel your heart softening as she continues to smile to youWould you?
What do you think she wants?
>>12463300Longer legs or to be drawn by someone who isn't a hack
>>12463126You know I wouldn't forget Vengeance. I even stuck in a micro update just now.>A sitting on a roofhttp://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK Starts at 4034Just realized I busted four thousand lines. Guess there's something to say for being slow but still hammering at it.
>>12463293To the point where I wouldn't take my anger out on her.
>>12463293Sea bishops are great, so yes.Now, make her able to change to human legs at the cost of her voice? Yes too.
>vulture harpy>cactus plant girl
>>12463293They can grow pretty big I hear
>>12463300Which one is that supposed to be?
>>12463327>Vulture harpies circling you as you crawl through the desert.>"Hey... Hey anon... you dying?">"Yeah, you dying?">"Its so romantic that you're dying!">Oh god, not only are you dying in the desert, you're getting heckled to death.
>>12463342>Goth Birdbrain Harpy Vulture Girls who are turned on by death.I never knew this could exist...
>>12463327>Walk through the wasteland, seeing a large cactus formation in the near distance.>Approach... the spines are terrifying to look on, but the flesh of the cacti looks so firm and you know all that water locked onside is just waiting to come out.>Suddenly the largest cactus begins to shake and shimmy... and you hear the sound... what are those? Maracas?>...Suddenly all the cacti are dancing.>Suddenly they turn around and gorgeous, beautiful green skinned women are revealed, with cactus flowers in their hair and soft, ripe curves.>They proceed to dance for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8o_wQe4pw
>>12462943>>12462946Pretty good so far. If I was in that same guy's position though I don't know if I would have to fortitude to not dick the wolf-girl.
>>12463347>"Every step I take is suffering, I'm going to die of thirst here.""Yeah, right on man.""That's so goth."
>The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILFHere's Bromont's holstaurus barmaid. I wasn't sure how to work in the tomboy, so I kept it traditional
>You grow up the son of the head of a large company, his only heir>Your day to day life is cared for by 4 Kikimora maids, old enough to be your mothers, but monster girls age differently so they're still spring chickens, pardon the pun>By the time you turn 18, your father's already been working behind the scenes to secure your marriage to the human daughter of a rival company>You're expected to marry her and then prepare to be the head of both companies>You have your first meeting with her, and she's shrill, spoiled and has an utterly rotten personality>The opposite of your maids>They've been with you since you were little, and they've never been anything but caring and selfless>Any time you had a bad day at school, they would listen and offer advice>They even went to all of your parent teacher conferences>It'd sure be nice if you could just marry them instead>That's it, that's exactly what you'll do, and you go to your father to tell him of your intentions>You're expecting anger, you're destroying the goals he has for his life's work, after all>He just laughs, and boy does he laugh>He tells you that most certainly is angry, angry that it took you so long to come to him>He knew that girl was no good, it was just up to you to call it off>That night you got tenderly momdommed by 4 gentle and loving Kikimoras>Twenty years later they still catch themselves calling you master
>>12463430>dat thousand yard long stare
>>12463430Tottori you are not.
>>12463455Tottori's way too busy with 4chan cup to draw monster girls.
>>124634624chan Cup?
>>12463432But there's four Anon, which do you marry?
>>12463474Why, all of them of course.Can you imagine sleeping in a pile of Kikimoras all night? All soft, warm, gentle and loving?
you guys wouldn't have Holstaurus milk directly from the bottle would you
>>12462799>clothesThey won't fit>bootsNaw, they're my Justin boots, and a size 11 1/2 won't fit you>motorcycle Bitch, you must be trippin'.
>>12463485I'd rather drink straight from the source.
>>12463483>PolygamySomeone call Penn, he have a massive shipment of trash to deliver
>>12463485Straight from the tap
>>12463491>likes monogamy>has to force his views down everyone's throats
>>12463485I want it fresh from the source.
>>12463496>Likes X>has to force his views down everyone's throatsYup, I'm still on 4chan.
>>12463504>>12463491>>12463496This is not the designated "Your fetish is shit" hour. Please adhere to /mgg/ posting standards.I'm waiting for someone to make a diagram for the cycles we go through
>>12463507>/mgg/ posting standards>posting standards
>>12463180>being a fatty loverFaggot
>>12463521ur disgusting
>>12463521Look at dat healthy body
thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrdSC9MVb4&index=228&list=FLm5KUMxD1e0QmSrvWWGYt-Q
>>12463430http://imgur.com/Y1LxsIOHow about something like this? Except, you know, with cow ears and horns.
>>12463542next time around, sure
>>12463542Heart shaped pupils aren't as awesome when they are a serious part of the character, Bromont.
>>12463311>No one helps himTruly monstergirls just bring this shit on themselves.
>>12463553I wholeheartedly disagree.
>>12463559Disagree all you want, by the end of the day we'd both be arguing over an objective opinion.
>>12463562But it's a known fact that the more hearts a character has, the lovelier they become.
>>12463565No, it isn't. You can paint numerous hearts onto Druella, but she will still be a bitch.
>>12463567But a lovely bitch. As if she wasn't lovely before.
>>12463430kek n lelStart drawing real bitches cause you can't do fake ones yet
>>12463553http://i.imgur.com/FvpW2O4.jpgBetter, anon?
>>12463577Browner
>>12463579http://i.imgur.com/33LWsdQ.jpgCertainly
>>12463577Yes.
>>12463596God damn it bromont.
>>12463577>>12463596I need to get around to getting AA2 and git gud at the creator.Seems like a nice skill to have.
>>12463605Wow.
>>12463485Get those rude cowtits over here, I'm thirsty.
>>12463602I'm kidding. Here, better?http://i.imgur.com/Ootg8It.png
>>12463612Heh.What's next, turning her black and giving her an afro?
>>12463612>HumanGross
>>12463605thank you, it has been some time since i actually made audible noises when laughing.
>>12463338Spider daedra from elder scrolls
>>12463605You can do some stuff with AA2. Just not as much as you'd wish when it comes to Monster Girls.
>>12463612What is your thought of "he who shall not be named", and the effect his stories have had?
>>12463612Warum
>>12463631"He who shall not be named"? Sounds like the "Artist formerly known as Prince".Must be a real Prima Donna.
>>12463642You're right about the prima donna part.
>>12463640There's no cow ears or horns in AA2 yet. Just visualize them yourself or draw them in or better yet, draw her yourself http://i.imgur.com/pkKv12G.jpg
>>12463681How long until someone is able to make them?
>>12463683It depends on just how much people love the Idolmasters and want to impregnate Shizuku.They're got demon horns, cat ears, fox ears, and succubutt bat ears from Darkstalkers. It wouldn't be out of the question for somebody to just add in cow ears for cow tits.
>>12463614http://i.imgur.com/YTGoa4s.jpgSorry, forgot the most important part the character design.
>>12463707Perfection.
>>12463707Bromont, you're a treasure.
>>12463311>>12462943he's not getting off that roof without a cold,possibly flu. i like both stories so far, and have re read them both. vengeance just scratches that itch at the end of the day when i relax from driving..keep up the good work
>>12463716http://i.imgur.com/UwEqIHj.jpgLove you too, Anon.
>>12463733This is getting awful /d/-ish... that's not necessarily a bad thing, but I still feel uneasy.
>>12463733But you ain't that bad either. Glad you're still around.
>>12463738You're right, it's getting awfully silly in here.Lets move on to whether or not you'd want to be licked by a Akaname or be pleasured by hair via Kejourou?Personally, I'd go with the tongue. After seeing Phantom Blood and seeing vampire blood sucking hair, the Kejourou makes me feel uneasy.
>>12463746Is new Akaname MGE girl translated?It's been a while since her release
>>12463754>"This girl has a long tongue. She fucks people with it a lot."You're welcome.
>>12463760A long tongue powered by semen or 'spirit energy'
>>12463760You forgot>She rapes the man with her tongue until he becomes her husband and then they have even more tongue sex
Martial arts tournament, post pictures of monster girls who would compete in one.
>>12463789Slime will beat everyone because she has 100% resist to physical attacks
>>12463789
>>12463789Would using your claws and superior flight be considered "cheating"? Are we going with DBZ ruurus where anything's allowed and fuck the normies/straight human males in more ways than one?
>>12463798Human men would need some sick martial arts to compete.
>>12463789>she just steps on them
>>12463804How many monstergirls would get fucked up if guys could control the Ripples? As a digression, I wonder if hitting monstergirl's pressure points would defeat them or just cause them to orgasm?
>>12463812>As a digression, I wonder if hitting monstergirl's pressure points would defeat them or just cause them to orgasm?Or hit the pressure points so they can never orgasm again.Most feared martial art among monster girls.
>>12463817Lilims would go after those guys and wipe them out so hard. With their bodies.And yet in hushed tales amongst the rival clans say that one such man survived the purge as decreed by the monster lord. He now wanders the landscape, bringing down justice upon the monster girls who would deserve it.>hora hora stop this horseshit and let's make a baby together>>You are already barren.>S-SONNA BAKANA...
>>12463819>>S-SONNA BAKANA...For some reason, I read that as 'Son of a banana'.
>>12463821
>>12463819
>>12463789>I-I've gotta a black belt in karate! I'll kick your ass!Don't underestimate.
>>12463760>>12463768Damn, KC is a fucking genius
>>12463860>No anon, I-I just like to wrassle, no! It's totally not homo-erotic anon, I mean, I'm n-not even a guy anymore, ha ha-hey, where are you going?!
>>12463865>It's totally not homo-eroticSo she was trying to get him to wrassle in the greco-roman, no clothes, body oil kind of way? Takes a real man to do that.
>>12463867Don't the turks still do that?also:>She.
>>12463868>sheYes. She's all woman in body and soul! Only her birth certificate says otherwise...
So, for the Anons who have Monster Waifus, tell us about her, but don't say what species she is. Try to describe what you love about her personality, and her body and see if other Anons can guess what she is.Remember to do your waifu justice, because I'm sure in the Human Boy thread in some bizarro universe, she'd do he best to describe you because she loves you.
>>12463873Okay. I love the fact that she treasures me, for whatever reason. The kind of girl that can hold me in her arms like a child and doesn't mind having me as a stay-at-home husband isn't all that rare among MGs, but I like to think she's special even so.Did I do good?
>>12463879Dragongirl?
>>12463883Bingo. You get... nothing. Now get out of the lair before you get hoarded.
>>12463873I love how she's not going to change me into something I'm not.
>>12463884More like I get the Arkenstone bitches.
>>12463887Excited for December are we?
>>12463887The Arkenstone never made anyone happy, you're better off without it. Give it to me instead! I will pay you about three-fiddy.
>>12463889I just watched the Desolation of Smaug on my flight a couple of days ago. Man. Wish those films were as good as the LoTR.>>12463894Fo' Fiddy.
>>12463886That's a bit vague Anon, could you elaborate? If not, than Kikimora?
>>12463901That comes with the assumption that anon isn't a NEET slob.
>>12463901Ryu.
>>12463900>Wish those films were as good as the LoTRHow could they be, considering the source material for both?
>>12463903>Dragon>RyuThat's two Dragonbros already. Best family confirmed.
>>12463904Yeah, I know, Jackson's doing well for what he has to work with. But even then... Maybe I'm just not keen on the filmography choices.
>>12463906Here's hoping he'll do Children of Hurin next. That stuff was better than LoTR.
>>12463907Is that a Silmarillion tale? Man its hard to find a copy of that book.
>>12463789Dragon Stronk.
>>12463909>Silmarillion taleIt was abridged in the Silmarillion, but it's a whole book. I can highly recommend it, the MC was the most badass human in all of Tolkien's stories. And a total asshole with a rotten luck. He was cursed to bring misfortune to himself and all those around him, but he made up for it by being... well, the most badass human in Tolkien's stories.
>>12463873My waifu is incredibly strong and proud, though she values me the most, and loves doing a bunch of stupid romantic shit together when it isn't lewd. Since she's so strong, she loves to princess carry me in her purple big meaty claws.
>>12463913Jabberwock?
>>12463905I wouldn't say they're the best, but they are up their, and will always be my favorite.
>>12463913>>12463914That's the THIRD Dragonbro.
>>12463914Yup
>>12463789Princesses can fight dirty too.
>>12463922But that's a queen. I now want to see a Pharaoh Reacts video, where a meganekko Pharaoh is told something and then she removes her glasses with a trembling hand, and tells her court>all those who were invited to Grapesnake's birthday party, please leave the roomEtc.
>>12463917I wonder if there are more?
>>12463924>MeganekkoNow /I/ want to see an Anubis looking on as Apophis does lewd things to an unwilling Pharaoh, adjusting her glasses with a poker face laced with slight arousal.
>>12463293>your new robes covering your lower body like a priest of the ages of oldThis is the fanciest shit mang.I would. She chose my life to save among many others, after all.
>>12463925Of course! Wurm is most popular girl in school! Always the top of the cheerleader pyramid!
>>12463922Speaking of new Luth's
>>12463933What about the Wyvern? She receives as much love as a schoolkid that's infected with lice.
>>12463941That's because you've got to be a Dragoon to waifu a Wyvern. That means you'd have to be childhood friends, both raised to fight together.
>>12463945Can't you just win against one normally?
There should be a Stand And Deliver Monster girl version with a teacher trying to educated all the dumb monster girls>"How Do I reach dees Monsters?"
>>12463925Praise our draconic overlord waifus.
>>12463949>win against oneAre implying you would overpower and rape her? Depending on your answer, I might have to kick your ass!>>12463952>The reason you don't have husbands, is that you haven't been taught how to rape properly!Somehow I'm more familiar with Senor Cartmanez.
>>12463955Yes.
>>12463959No. I mean beat her in a fight, prove I'm superior to her, and then engage in consensual sex in the missionary position
>>12463904>>12463906> Jackson's doing well for what he has to work withThe Hobbit is a perfectly good children's book, that should have made *one* very fun movie. Jackson stopped "doing well" the instant he tried to make Lord of the Rings again.
>>12463955Too bad they'll be the second race to be smitten by the Church.>Your waifu will never be found from a raid on your house, dragged out of her home, scourged, raped, and eventually murdered by the Inquisition.
>>12463945Have to be a Dragoon? Darn. All my family have are knights and samurai. What does that equal? ...A Japanese centaur? disappointing. Horse pussy a shit.
>>12463962>Wurm>RulingShe couldn't even rule over a Dog>'Bow before me!'>Dog just stands there panting.>'P-Please?'>Dog sits down on a whim>'YES! MWAHAHAHAHA!'
>>12463974I seriously doubt the church has the resources or the manpower to take on dragons like that.
>>12463972>oneThere's still too much stuff for that, two would have been right. I'm still pissed they cut out the Scourging of the Shire from Return of the King.>>12463974Watch the edge, you might one day cut yourself with it.
>>12463972I'd argue, that the "trilogy" as it is, is simply one very long movie in parts.
>>12463974>raped, and eventually murdered by the Inquisition.>men of the inquisition mating with filthy monstersSure is heresy around here.Though if it's women with spiky strap-ons doing the raping that might be allowed.
>>12463977Are you implying you wouldn't "worship" a Wurm and bring her tidings of ice cream, pancakes and cookies to appease her wrath?
>>12461987Choose your flavor and delight yourself
>>12463986
>>12463986Evening Elvan it is.
>>12463977She isn't Butters.
>>12463992Who is this "Butters" you speak of? That was Professor Chaos, Bringer of Destruction and Doom!
>>12463986They're all so good, how can I choose?
>>12463995Imagine yourself licking them. The one that tastes the best is the one you pick.
>>12463983They're curious as to what the filthy heathens like you and I see in these monsters.Humans are the real monsters, anon.
>>12463994Thanks for giving me the idea of loli monster girls playing with dangerous weapons and pretending to be ninjas.
>>12463986>choosing any niggerSweden pls go and stay go
>>12464002>Loli Ninja Monster GirlsNow you've gone and done it.
>>12464007>loli Kunoichi asks to play too>the other girls tell her to fuck offO-Okay.
>>12464014>loli Kunoichi gathers other lolis to play ninja with her>the two groups meet up and battle each other>in their minds they are partaking in an epic battle>in actuality, they are just making "pew pew" noises while jumping and swinging their weapons
>>12464002>>12464007So THAT'S why Ushi-Oni has an eye-patch...
>>12464027Wait, it wasn't revolver ocelot's fault this time?
>>12464029Not until someone draws us an Ocelot Girl wearing cowboy gear and two Colts.
>>12464033I'd prefer MGS3's Ocelot uniform.
>>12464035She'd still have stirrups, but that's pretty good too.
>>12464035Yeah, though the thought of a slightly ara ara ocelot girl isn't too bad either.But still,young ocelot girl in russian uniform would be pretty great.Almost as great as a Kobold version of Meryl. Dat ass.
>>12464040>Kobold version of MerylYou're acting as though someone drew that.
>>12464040>dat assMREOW!
>>12464042She lives in our hearts, the little fine-rumped rascal...
>>12464045We could harass .Less until he draws it.
>>12464042My faith will never burn out, some day we'll be blessed with a kobold Meryl/MSF/Diamond Dog girl...
>>12464052That could work. Staring for Kobold Meryl, then?>Jii~
>>12464052We've been on him with MGS stuff for months, he's being a recalcitrant little shit.
>>12464059I wonder why?
>>12464062I don't think he's ever played the games so he just doesn't care and/or understand simply how intensely necessary mamono gear solid crossovers are.
>>12464068I doubt he hasn't played at least 1 game.
>>12464073I'll ask him next time he's on IRC, I'm pretty sure he hasn't though.It could be that I'm just a bad person to request things from him, he hardly ever, ever draws stuff I ask for.
>>12464073But MGS is for faggotsHave you seen that blonde gay MC?
>>12464082For me he did rasta Wurm, there's also Grapesnake boogie but I don't know if he's still doing that.
>>12464087Look at this giant faggot.
>>12464087Raiden? Only MGS2 sucked, with the exception of the Tanker and Snake Tails.
>>12464096>MGS2 suckedO...Ok...
>>12464002>'RAPE THEIR BALLS!'>'LET'S RAPING LOVE!'>'LET'S RAPING LOVE!'
Remember when your Ushi-oni and Oni waifus fought each other for your attention?
>>12464114No because I don't date muscle freaks
>>12464114No but that's some Asura's Wrath stuff right there.
>>12464114I remember my waifu having tits that WEREN'T larger than her head.
>>12464121>tits smaller than headPettan, pettan, tsurupettan~
>>12464124Suika is best Oni.
>>12464114I'm pretty sure I have only one waifu. Well, technically she was two for a moment, but even then she wasn't a pile of muscles.
>>12464135>best OniYou misspelled Tio.
>>12464135I don't want to sound like an asshole, so feel free to educate me, but what's the point of a loli Oni?
>>12464158being able to say "aww, how cute!" as she snaps your spine.
>>12464158You bully her for being flat. Also break dancing.
>>12464158She's adorable. Being Oni has nothing to do with it, but since she is one, she's the most adorable one. For people who don't find typical Oni interesting, she'll be the best one. It makes sense.
>>12464152>Tionishia>Oni>Bio clearly states she's an OgreEh.
>>12464198I think you're just ogre thinking things.
>>12464198I'd say the general English translation of Oni would be Shrek, so deal with it, girl's an Oni.Unless that's what Okayado wrote, but then again, he is daft.
>>12464114I don't know either of those violent maniacs.
>>12464203GOD DAMMIT CHARON FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>12464208Why was Charon the best girl in the ass line up?Where was Moth-Chan? J'accuse!
>>12464208Get ogre it, it's just a joke.
>>12464214Same joke twice in a row is ogre the line, stop it.
>>12464213>why was Charon the best girl in the ass line up?Because she has a habit of making an ass out of herself. Besides, it was obviously because I started writing about her!
>>12464216Guys, you're ogre-doing it now.
>>12464217I think it's because people still pity her after the story that was never written and no one read it, because it ever existed.
>>12464216>>12464218Quit ogre-using that joke.
>>12464217Someone's writing about Charon?Are there any hobos?
>>12464220She's also a QT3.145.
>>12464222What started the hobo thing?
>>12464218Get ogre yourself, you're no better than us.>>12464222Yes, and yes.
>>12464213I have to disagree with that assertion. Best girls were on the left.
>>12464222Ha, you can scare little children with hobos. We all know they don't exist.>>12464225What you're talking about, there is no such a thing as "hobo thing".
>>12464225Well, the usual shit that causes us not to be able to have nice things.>>12464227That's quite enough of that then.
>>12464229I would've almost prefered Minte-butt or Rose-ass.
>>12464204Are you saying ogres and oni look the same to you?That's racist.
>>12464229Butt if Moth-chan had been on there, she'd have won, because she's got a chiseled hiny to go along with dem abs.
>>12464232>Well, the usual shit that causes us not to be able to have nice things.You mean he who shall not be named?
>>12464213The best ass was Claire.No homo.
>>12464236The fact we have no ass shots of Moth-chan is a stain on our good names.>>12464238Shit, it was way before his time, back when we could have "fun".
>>12464241Figures that .Less would give HER the best ass.
>>12464238No, it was just a random passerby who decided it's time to write his piece of history. He has succeeded.Since I'm lazy bastard, you'll have to copy, paste and scroll down to learn a bit of MGT history:http://archive.moe/a/search/text/Charon%20hobo/
>>12464247In the before time? In the long long ago?
>>12464251Why?
>>12464258Because suffering is what I live for, anon.
>>12464251I feel ashamed for betting a boner.
>>12464260Goddamn, you piece of shit Mero.>>12464261You earned that shame anon.Someone really ought to write some cute vignettes for Charon; she needs /something/ nice, she was such cute character.
>>12464255Yes child, in the great dreamtime, where all were enveloped in Moth-chan's slightly neurotic, but loving, bosom.
>>12464263You know what you have to do.
>>12464263W-well I'm writing about Charon... it hasn't been exactly cute so far, and she hasn't gotten a proper joke in, either, but at least she was spared the Hobo rape. So it's a little premature to say she>wassuch a cute character. She's still around.
>>12464268It's Alp right?">Was" may well be appropriate.
>>12464263Maybe I will. Is there some sort of full profile for her, or something?
>>12464265I remember a time before she was called Moth-chan. She was just "that ugly caterpillar thing" or something. For the longest time it felt like I was the only one who saw her as cute.>>12464270It's not like I can change her character in such a way that others can't still use her as cute, you know?...jerk.
Could you guys even princess carry your MG waifus? Would she be disappointed if you couldn't?
>>12464270Alp's still around? I kinda miss insulting him for no reason...>>12464271She's Charon and she's a funny girl. That's her profile. Her jokes will make you regret dying even more.
>>12464271I missed the boat on her, so I never had the chance to build a profile for her like Moth-chan or the other couple girls that were made in the same timeframe.>>12464273I doubt you were the anon who always posted her.>>12464276Bullying Alp is a long tradition.
>>12464274My MG Waifu Princess Carries me.Don't you want to be her princess anon?
>>12464278>I doubt you were the anon that always posted herBut it was still me, whether you want to believe it or not. People always wanted to burn her or something.
>>12464276There has to be more to it.>>12464278I think I was around for the start, but not the rest.
>>12464280I've chatted to that anon before, they definitely didn't come off with your "please bully me" posting style. >>12464281It helps that I wrote a lot of the moth-chan stuff myself. Charon was really bare bones for something we created here. it's like we created a cute ferryman for the dead, with deadly puns, and was slightly neurotic and spaghetti-dropping and then ended up saying "oh, well, what other personality traits can we stuff in here, and how is any character going to be able to interact with her more than once?" If I was going to write a Charon-chan story, I'd do it like a Orpheus/Eurydice story, but Charon tags along as comic relief/buddy cop, and when Orpheus character fucks up, she "comforts him" by getting over her shyness and jkes and actually confessing. Something like that. Short, in the style of like, Ovid or whatever,
>>12464285...That actually sounds good. I might have to add that to the "To do" pile.
>>12464281There is no more. You should be happy, because it means you can make her anything you want and people shouldn't complain too much (they will anyway).>>12464280I remember I wanted to know how feeding her would affect her metamorphosis. Or rather, how not giving her any food would affect it. I think it wasn't as cruel as it sounds, because we assumed MGE logic.
>>12464285>I've chatted with that anon beforeYes. That was still me. What the fuck would I hate to gain by lying about something like this?
>>12464289You just give her a moonstone anon.
>>12464290I don't know, you're the Alp here.
>>12464279>Don't you want to be her princess anon?I do. I want as much affection as possible.
>>12464295You know what else I've done? I came up with "naked poncho" for Chupa-chan. You don't believe that either, though?
>>12464299I don't disbelieve you, I simply don't care. Chupa-chan's pretty kill.
>>12464299Cool, but does it matter? You may have changed posting style, but deep inside you're still attentionwhore.
>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7Wrote sm'more of mmy Rusalka story. As always, feedback is vastly appreciated.
>>12464299Mmm.... Naked poncho is pretty nice. As is the whole 'being raped by someone I don't understand!' thing.
>>12464302>what does it matterI don't know. I just don't like being called a liar. I've got enough on my conscience already.
>>12464289>because it means you can make her anything you want and people shouldn't complain too much (they will anyway)Really? So I can write her being raped by raptors during her visit to Jurassic Park?
>>12464307
>>12464314>Jurassic ParkBut those are all Lady Raptors. Have her raped by Diego instead.
>>12464314Getting gang raped is kind of Charon's thing, so yeah.
>>12464314Only if the raptors are homeless.>>12464320>Not wanting a raptor-girl gangbang with Charon in the middle.Are you some kind of faggot?
>>12464320>Lady RaptorsNot if I channel Bob.
>>12464307Then quit it. You can't provide solid proof, but neither do the opposite side, so even if you aren't a liar, you're an idiot. >>12464314While I was talking about her personality, taking a wrong turn on Styx and ending in Jurassic Park sounds like a silly story. You should do it.
>>12464314>So I can write her being raped by raptors during her visit to Jurassic Park?
How long until Kenkou, scraping the bottom of the barrel as he is, decides to go on a "journey to the center of the earth" and create dino-monster girls?
>>12464331He'll do that after stealing our Charon idea and claim it as his own.
>>12464335I bet he's mad he missed out on such a cute moth-girl design to steal.
>>12464335>Charon>related to death>death in his hugboxI think Charon is the only safe thing in the world. But considering how he made ninjas basically a stealthy whores, I'm not sure.
>>12464339>Ferryman to the main/original demon realms.>She's a slut who likes to make dick puns mid gangbang.Kenkouuuuu!
>>12464330Fine, then she's raped by Diabetus from Retsupurae, while he's making tons of puns
>>12464323>not wanting Diego Brando to rape CharonAre YOU some kind of a faggot?>>12464325>then quit itFine, but nobody asked me to prove it before.
>>12464344On the bright side, we'd get one more pic of Charon.
>>12464350That Octowitch is STILL Crabman's hottest design.
>>12464352And for some reason the pic didn't upload.
>>12464352Sad that she isn't a part of the main cast.
>>12464330>>12464345Or how about she is captured by BETA, and goes through what Sumaka went through in MuvLuv Alternative?
>>12464352Design aside, sea witches are pretty cool on their own.
>>12464354Okayado must have some serious psycho-sexual issues with tits, I mean really.
>>12464358What do you mean? Tits are nice. Not as nice as asses, but still nice.>>12464355But isn't she going to show up on 12beast?
>>12464358>no fat>hardly any muscles>skin on bones>tits disrupting Moon's orbitHe's the master of physics, you can't deny that.
>>12464352>>12464354Oh to be wrapped in those tentacles with my face between those breasts as she fucks me...
>>12464304Very nice, but I thought that Rusalkas were always mermaids, not spirits.
>>12464360Who knows?
>>12464360Don't get me wrong, I'm fond of tits, I just want tosmack him with a hardcover copy of "Anatomy For The Artist".Though he's so sickly it'd probably kill him.
>>12464366Then you were wrong, Rusalkas were never mermaids. More like spirits of the forest, probably somehow related to ponds and stuff.
>>12464364>C-C-CTHULHU!>JÄ CTHULHU!Could you handle her screaming out someone else's name during sex?>>12464369Don't sperg about anatomy.
>>12464371>Boohoo, I have no eye for proportion or taste to go with it; give me tits that have their own gravitational pull to sate my own mother-issues.
>>12464371Oh god yes.
>>12464374At least the characters aren't 12 feet tall with tiny heads, or everyone has Cotton Hill legs.
>>12464379...True. Some of his girls have pretty good figures. Usually the ones that don't show up too often.
>>12464374>oh no, someone doesn't approve of my autism!>better call him a motherfucker!You're embarrassing yourself. And you just killed another cat girl. They're a miracle of the universe, why do you want them dead?
>>12464371Just scream someone else's name. Preferably Hastur. Imagine>"Cthulhu!">"Hastur!">"Cthulhu!">"Hastur!">"Cthulhu!">"Hastur!">"What's goin... oh what the fuck, why you're yelling my name during... you're sick!"
>>12462016Underrated post. Thank you.
>>12464384"BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE, OH BEETLEJUICE!"
>>12464381Now stop thinking and look at Polt's ass.
>>12464390You read my mind, dat ass.
>>12464387That's actually funny idea, summoning random beings by yelling their names during sex. If you have a mirror for some reason, you can invite Candyman and Bloody Mary.
>>12464401>summoning random beings by yelling their names during sexSo personas?
>>12464401Is there an upper limit on summons? 2Spooky4u gangbang. Imagine if they were all Monstergirl's too.
>>12464384"CYCLONE!"
>>12464408You can summon as many as you want, but how many can you control? Never summon anything you can't put down.
>>12464384>>12464387>>12464410KHAAAAN!
>>12464412TETSUOO!!!...this is kinda lame.
>>12464408As long as you don't accidentaly summon mind flayer or something else that might fry your mind, you should be fine.>>12464408Also this. Maybe the last thing: Make sure you know the true name of your summon. If you don't know its name, it will fuck you. In a bad way.
>>12464410JOOOOKEEEEEEEEER
>>12464354Are you brave enough to take off her garter belt with your teeth?
>>12464422CYCLOOOONE!
>summon Dio>learn that you aren't her firstNever summon Dio, he's a dick.
>>12464423>brave enoughNo, but I'm horny enough.
>>12464424Henshin.
Dinosaur monster girls
>>12464423You call that bravery? Try hugging Shrike-chan.
>>12464426If you're not careful he might take your first too if you know what I mean.
>>12464432
>>12464433>Shrike-chanShe's awfully cuddly. I'd post Brawny Lamia now but she doesn't dress modestly enough for a Christian imageboard.
>>12464439Wait, this isn't Church of the Final Atonement imageboard?
>>12462341Gave me a boner. Capped.
>>12464438Needs feathers.
>>12464446No, this is the Catholic Church Imageboard. Expect the Inquisition to arrive and insert you into a virtual reality where your testicles are crushed over and over for the next 200 years. Because Christ loves you....Someone give Brawny a shirt or at least a bikini so she can be posted.
>>12462341>She slithers out of the room in tearsIt sounds so beautiful. I can almost hear her weeping.
>>12462341>No other place in MGC hired humans outside of porn studiosHumans should actually be wanted everywhere.How much work would monsters who can only think of sex all the time get done anyway?
>>12464461Horny workers work hard and then party harder. Is not the pursuit of sex at the heart of a great deal of human endeavor? The part that isn't about avoiding work?
>>12464461Who cares? Nepotism all the way. Who needs the work done when everything they need is sex anyway? Their job is like a hobby they don't even like. Thank you Kenkou for creating such magnificent creatures.
>>12464463I'd argue that it was the sublimation of the libido that was at the heart of human creativity but that's probably not a convewrsation worth attempting here.
And here's the end of fighting Hobos, with some hopefully more in-character Charon. Choice included.http://pastebin.com/P3GKPmcY
>>12464471>sublimationI don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>12464478Oh ho? Educate me then anon.
>>12464483Sublimation is the process where solid turns to gas without going liquid first. Or so I believe.
>>12464485Yeah, it's also the psychological process where one turns a base impulse into the impetus for a higher function. lrn2Nietzsche.
>>12464472You named him Chan Ge only to make this joke. It's more sad than funny. I assume you were inspired by this whole "Charon hates hobos because they never have money and ask her for a change, so they can pay her" discussion we had ages ago. In this case, I guess she'd get angry, not laugh when anon asked her to spare Chan Ge.TL;DR: Your humor is awful.
>>12464487Oh. So is that in any way in conflict with what I said?>>12464463I mean, that's pretty much what I meant. I don't into Nietzsche, I bothered to learn how to spell his name and that he had a stupid mustache.
>>12464349>Diego tries to rape Charon>He sniffs the air "Where's the pussy?">"It's right in front of you!" Charon remarks>"I don't see it, where's the pussy?" Diego says frantically thrashing about >"It's right here you... you.... DOUBLE NIGGER!" Charon yells, practically screaming to be raped.
>>12464490Well, in your point, you argue that seeking sex is the impetus for human creativity, which in and of itself isn't necessarily wrong.Whereas I said that the sublimation of the sexual impulse, into creativity, is what fuels human endavour.
>>12464488>your humor is awfulI was under the impression Charon's jokes were SUPPOSED to be awful. With that said, I'm horrible and you don't need to tell me that, I'd rather you told me how to not be. And Anon didn't ask her to do anything, it was her who said it.
>>12464491Would Dio be enough of a jerk to Za Warudo, then fuck until he cums, and let time flow again so she wouldn't get to enjoy it?
>>12464498>Would Dio be enough of a jerkThe answer is always "yes".
>>12464498>>12464504Always yes.
So, anyone have any Cheshire stories?And I mean one where they act like the profile says.
>>12464507Read Fear and Loathing, imagine Hunter S Thompson is a cheshire cat, report back.
>>12464506>>12464504>>12464498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJbmB9k2Y88
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>>12464510...
>>12464519An impostor appears!
>>12464510To be honest, if he wants cats doing weird shit, he can't pick anything better than "Master and Margarita". Behemoth is incredibly amusing character, like all of Woland's group.Now I'm sad again, because I'll never read Master's masteripiece about Pontius Pilate. After these few short parts, you really want more.
>>12464519There's something I've been thinking for a while now...A Pistol Shrimp girl sharing murderous glances with a Mantis Shrimp girl.Or a Mantis girl doing her best keep her stoic expression and not to laugh as her belly gets tickled.
>>12464524I've got that sitting on a shelf somewhere, I'll get to it after Gravity's Rainbow and As I Lay Dying.
>>12464525The Mantis Girl getting tickled, please. Mantis Shrimp can't beat One Punch Shrimp.
>>12464524OK look, let me clarify; MONSTERGIRL stories (since, you know, this is thread for that).
>>12464526Are we /lit/ now? I'm reading Jean M. Untinen-Auels stories about Cro-Magnon and Neanderthals having hi-jinks.>>12464528There is only one writefag who writes abous Cheshire in these parts. We do not speak his name, apparently.
>>12464525Mantis belly tickles sound excellent.>You keep tickling her stomach, you can see she's losing her composure by tiny degrees.>She puts her hands upon your cheeks and looks you in the eye. You just grin at her.>She extends her scythes either side of your throat.>As soon as you carefully let go, she scoots away, and hides, silently covering her beet red face in a quiet corner.
>>12464531Why not?If not a name, at least a link would be appreciated.
>>12464531Noted, might check it out. I've just received my rather nice copy of "Memoirs of a revolutionary" which might help me move out of this American groove I'm in for some unkown reason. Or else I might read some more Japanese novelists, like Soseki, Murakami or Yumeno Kyūsaku. There's a lot of stuff that I've yet to properly look in to in Japanese lit. >>12464528Sorry, just trying to help you on your way to being well read anon.
>>12464432I'd like to see me some ankylosaur girl
Can I get some Centaur love in here? I know there are a lot of people who like to shout out "Horse Pussy!" But God Damn It. Cerea is beautiful.
>>12464542HORSE PUSSY.
>>12464534Why indeed.
>>12464528Bullshit, you should read "Master and Margarita" anyway. It's a great book. You'll enjoy it much more than any monstergirl story you'll ever see here.
>>12464542Why are pigtails usually so ugly? I rarely see them actually look good on someone.
>>12464543You make it sound difficult whether you like it or not!
>>12464544Augh, fuck, WHY must futa get involved in everything.Is there seriously no non-futa cheshire stuff around?
>>12464550I'll clarify. HORSE PUSSY A SHIT.
>>12464542Snake pussy > horse pussy
>>12464551Sure. Same author, different cat.
>>12464559That pun made me feel literal physical pain.For fuck's sake, Charon.
>>12464432Dinosaurs are the best>>12464448>Believing Science's 'All Dinosaurs were feathered'Monster Girls are badass, not turkies.
>>12464561See? Her jokes are supposed to be bad. It's not my fault. It isn't.
>>12464557Actually, snakes use cloaca for reproduction and centaurs are quite weird when it comes to this. I mean, in which part embryo grows? According to Crabman in human part, but I don't want to see labor in this case.
>>12464565That was actually according to Cerea, who probably thinks babies are made like this. Spoilered for lewd.
>>12464569Get that sick shit out of here!>>>/d/
>>12464542>mfw Miia looks like Rise with that hairstyle and glasses
>>12464569MOOOOOOODS
>>12464574Oh, you want more, do you?
>>12464569She can't be stupid enough to not know how pregnancy of her own species looks like. This leads to the most amusing conclusion.Centaur's pussy isn't used for reproduction. It's impossible for sperm to travel through whole horse body. So they have to reproduce in another way. It can't be handholding, because centaurs are, judging by government's actions, compatibile with humans. Smith would hang Darling for handholding Cerea.It leaves only one possibility. It has to be oral impregnation. While still absurd, it's probably the easiest way a sperm can reach the right spot.The last thing is still the most troubling. How they hell they're born?
>>12464585>Kakyoin did you lay this egg?.jpg
>>12464585Fran stop you're drunk.
>>12464585Probably the good old Piccolo approach.
>>12464585Nah she really is a fucking retardI mean she smells like a barn what makes you think she'd know anything about that kind of stuff
>>12464585>can't be stupid enoughFirst of all, ignorance is not stupidity, and secondly, it is possible. Not all humans know how reproduction works either. Here's more lewd.
>>12464593Man, I'm really getting turned on by this>>12464591I'm trying to look at your wonderful body Miia, stop being a tease. I want you for dinner in the bath.
>>12464585>oral impregnationI seriously doubt the semen would survive going through gastric fluids. Our only acceptable option here would be magic.That's why we don't try to bring basic logic and real life science into /mgg/. It's still fun to theorize stuff, though.
>>12464593>PLEASE KILL MEOh no, my metaphor fetish.
>>12464304I've never been a squimish person when It comes to gore, I've skinned cows and stuff . But I puked at the gore part. God I feel like a bitch. But anyways, good job. I still enjoyed it.
>>12464593>>12464581>>12464569I want to hate her for being a violent cunt but every time she gets embarassed it's unbearably cute.Most of the other girls are shit though.
>>12464593They might not know how reproduction works, but they know how a pregnant woman looks like.>>12464598Consider the following:Their digestive system is placed in their horse parts, leaving place for some kind of bizarre apparatus allowing them to use mouths as a part of reproductive system. Evolution did some weird things in the past after all.
>>12462863>Violent, Humorous and Worthless Danuki>Serious, Insecure and Intelligent Dark ElfOh boy.
>>12464604>But I puked at the gore partSeriously?
>/mgg/ discussing how horse pussy works>again
>>12464611Yeah Idk. I think it was the fact of self inserting and my self insert being mauled in a cave with explicit detail that did it for me.
>>12464605Hana is too pure for this rotten world and deserves to win the Kiyoshi, if for no other reason than he has to take responsibility.>>12464612It's a question for the ages.
>>12464519This harpy (>>12462570) doing something cute?
>>12464607Giveable, though I'd say horse pussy would have a muscular system similar to pharyngeal constrictors, where they can transport fluids in and out of the body.
>>12464617Do not be fooled, that is not him.
>>12464615I imagine my self insert getting wrecked in all kinds of ways all the time so this is nothing unusual.It really sucks to be my self insert.
>>12464620In fact, I'm not as interested in impregnation as how labor is possible. Unless Cerea is a hint.>CaEsaREAn section
>>12464612How can you say you love her if you don't even know how her body works.
>>12462886Yeah, my sides are pretty much gone.
>>12464624I bet you also eat her poop
>>12464622That's pretty metal.
>>12464623Agreed, though we'd be just jumping right into conspiracy theories about Crabman's hidden messages at this point.
>>12464634Are you saying that Smith killed JFK? Why would she have done such a thing?
>>12464636Because he wanted her to actually work. Driven into the corner, she had to eliminate the persecutor.
>>12462863>Honeybee Egotistical and Apprehensive>Alraune Self-doubting, Ingenious, Practical and IndifferentNo party time here for me
>>12464638But what does this have to do with Billy Bat?
>>12464644Can't you see how similar she is to Smith?
>>12464646You know too much, sir. Black or White?
>>12464649I prefer tanned. A light shade of brown goes a long way, don't you think?
>>12464649Black
>>12464650N-no that, that's not how it... dammit you're right, but... do you even into Billy Bat?
>>12464636No, I'm saying that Doppel-chan is impersonating Suu, which in turn is impersonating Doppel-chan herself
So whatever happened to this?
Is Mrs. Smith his daughter?
>>12464623>centaur birth is the father cutting the baby out with a warglaive on top of a altar of skulls while metal plays in the background
>>12464522>>12464519who are you people!?
>>12464664Please draw Moth-chan leaning over in tight gym shorts so we can finally get a good shot of her fine, toned ass.
>>12464664Please do either of >>12464525
>>12464664It's not what I want personally, but it must be done for the good of the thread. Please do >>12464666.Though if you're not going to do that, then a werewolf and a wurm making a snowman together would be rad.
>>12464672>werewolf and wurmYou again. I kind of want to see the Wurm treating the Werewolf like Berserker did with Lancer in Carnival Phantasm.
>>12464662Why not wife?
>>12464677Because no ring.
>>12464677
>>12464662>>12464677He went around fucking all the monster girls for science but when he got to succubus he finally met his equal and got married.>>12464680The ring is elsewhere.
>>12464623I have a feeling that this theme would be covered in chapters that involves monster moms.
>>12464519Kitsune sleeping peacefully on her fluffy tails
>>12464682On her as well?
>>12464680But a succubus is less effective at hunting prey with a ring on so she doesn't wear it.
>>12464664Plz do this>>12464684
>>12464685Yes.
>>12464690W-where is it on her? Can I look for it?
>>12464691There's lots of places it could be though I'd rather not think about most of them so I'm going with nipple ring.
How do I find motivation? I'm so long overdue for an update.
>>12464674I never got into the Type Moon stuff. How does Berserker treat Lancer?
>>12464694>how do I find motivationYou gotta do what you gotta do.>>12464696Like a dog...
>>12464698A wurm playing fetch with a werewolf, eh? What happens when she throws a stick and it ends up in the next state over?
>>12464700Depends. If the Moon is full, there shouldn't be much of a problem.
>>12464702These two seem like a perfect match for each other. Only a wurm would be able to deal with a full moon werewolf and make it seem like playing with an energetic puppy.
>>12464708>Can I keep her? She followed me home!They do fit together.
>>12464711I can imagine the werewolf rolling her eyes and smiling whenever the wurm pampers her or treats her like a dog. She humours the wurm's affection and baby-talk, but the moment something happens to bring out the werewolf's canine nature, the wurm becomes the mature one by comparison.Like with the stick example. The wurm and werewolf are on a beach, and the werewolf's just relaxing and sunbathing, completely deadpan, while the wurm rubs her tummy. But the moment the wurm calls "fetch!" and throws a stick, the werewolf's ears perk up, and suddenly she's bounding back across the beach with a stick in her mouth, tail wagging as she happily drops it at the wurm's tail.
>>12463432>>12463483God, I fucking love these threads.
>>12464713This should be made into a 4-koma, at least.
>You're sitting in your living room relaxing and planning out the weekend.>Hear a scream upstairs>What the hell...>Hear a loud bang as the house slightly shakes and some plaster rains down on you.>Oh shit>Get out of your recliner and get ready to run upstairs.>A large spike smashes through the ceiling.>Ohshitohshitohshit>Run upstairs as fast as your legs will carry you.>Your Ushi-Oni wife is frantically trying to step on a spider.>Quickly swoop in and kill the spider while you still have a house.>Survey the damage.>About a half dozen holes in the floor, one went through a water pipe.>Well, now you you what you'll be doing this weekend.
>>12464717Definitely. It's the sort of comedy scenario that's better suited to short, situational greentexts or 4-komas, rather than fleshed out stories or single images.I'm still going to pester .less about that snowman thing, though.
>>12464722>killing spidersI hope you get haunted by your waifu's saggy grandma, so that every time you try to have sex with her, all you can see or hear or feel or smell or taste is the granny.
>>12464727>Being a faggotEnjoy being an alp
>>12464732I do, but that doesn't mean you can kill spiders.
>>12464734Why? What possible reason could you have for not killing a bug inside your house?
>>12464740>a bugThere's your first problem.
>>12464741You're really not presenting a good case for yourself.
>>12464734It's an animal invading the territory of another.It's the rules of nature.
>>12464746Neither are you. Killing unnecessarily is not something you should do, and it's not something you should enjoy. I don't care if it's spiders or flies or small animals or babies, it's not a good sign for someone to enjoy the act of killing.
>>12463936The hell is that?Not the corgi.
>>12464747That's not how nature works.
>>12464751If it is a pest it should die, because it will fuck with you in some way, it will steal your food, possibly spread disease, will put holes in your walls, and bring more of its invasive ilk into your home. This is my house and if it is threatened I will fix the problem. Just because you think all life, regardless of what it is or does, doesn't deserve to be punished for its actions doesn't mean you can tell others what to do. Its not unnecessarily when its a pest, your the one escalating it beyond pest so fuck off.
>>12464759>spiders are pestsI see. I hope you get double-haunted.
>>12464761They are if their inside your house. They can do whatever the fuck they want outside, but if I see them inside then they die.
>>12464764So you can't remove them from your house without harming them? That's what I do with anything that wanders in. Though I might act differently if killing aroused me like it does you.
>>12464770When they skitter away at any sign of movement around them its a little hard to deal with them in any other way. Besides if you put them outside they'll just come back in the same way, usually with others, but if you kill them that takes away any future offspring they may have, and hopefully scares the shit out of the others so that they fuck off. Also stop putting words into my mouth, makes you look like more of a retard.
>>12464759Most spiders eat insects. Most humans don't eat insects so I'm assuming here you don't eat insects. Since you don't eat the same kinds of food they won't be "stealing your food."Also if you have spiders living inside your house that means you also have insects that the spider can eat (otherwise it would leave or starve to death) and the spiders are helping you by eating those insects, which do eat your food, like ants and flies.Remember, a single spider eats lots and lots of insects during it's life.>b-but I don't want to have spiders inside my houseThen get rid of all your fucking insects first and you wont have spiders coming to your house to eat them.
>>12464777>scares the shit out of othersYou're calling me retard while anthropomorphising arachnids and insects. You either get off on killing or are too jaded to care and thus can't be bothered to preserve life. Either way, I hope you get triple-haunted. Now can we stop this?
>>12463873I know I'm hours late, but fuck it. It's a cool idea, I was asleep, and I want in.Personality-wise, she's confident, loud and cheerful. Every once in a while she gets fairly aggressive and forward, even violent if provoked, but it's infrequent and she's always willing to make amends and say sorry. In the bedroom, she's willing to be rough and dominant, but beating her in wrestle-sex means that she'll play the sub or equal.She's lithe and athletic, and doesn't mind looking scruffy and fluffed-up, but enjoys having attention lavished on her head in particular.So, what the monstergirl?
>>12464783Werewolf?
>>12464785Yeah. Too easy, right?
>>12464789It could've been easier, like>THAT time of the month is especially interesting with her
11 more days until we find out Miia is a fatherless Rape baby
>>12464794>11 more daysI can't think of anything clever to say.
>>12464781Spiders can also bite you, and while its rare it does happen. Also both of you just assume I live in the city or somewhere there aren't a lot of bugs or spiders. I live in the middle of a heavily wooded area, its not possible to get ride of all the spiders or bugs in the fucking area, they will keep coming in and I will keep killing them. They wont stop coming in even if there are no bugs what so ever, so I will keep killing them.>>12464782If your a bug and you see another bug like you being smashed dead then do you think you'll go to that same area and hope you wont be smashed? Bug are fucking dumb but their not dumb enough to not know what death is and how to avoid it. Their life does not deserve to be preserved, pests are pests and deserve to die, if I could wipe out all pests in the world I would because they don't contribute anything good to the world. I'm all for preserving life in the world, but life that actually deserves to be preserved. Now why don't you go to Africa and get ebola and thank your god that your 'saving the poor virus that everybody hates for no reason'.
>>12464798>they don't contribute anything good to the worldNeither do you, but I'm not killing you.>their life does not deserve to be preservedIt's not about merits, it's about an appreciation for life.>virusThat's not even a living thing, anon. NOW can you stop? You're an embarrassment.
>>12464794So the reason she wants darling so bad is that she wants her baby to have a father?
>>12464792I thought the same thing too. I just put in the "once in a while" bit to make it a bit more subtle.
>>12464809Maybe. She'll also call him "daddy" during sex.
>>12464807>Neither do youSo I guess all paramedics and farmers don't contribute anything to the world? Don't assume things you don't know.>its about an appreciation for lifeThey don't appreciate life, and if they had it their way they'd kill and eat everything.>That's not even a living thingNo shit sherlock, but that probably wouldn't stop you.>NOW can you stop?Just because your loosing doesn't mean I'll stop when your being such a bitch about it, if hadn't said half the things you did I probably would stop, but you did so I wont.
>>12464798Remember one thing: If you ever find a spider wandering around your house, don't kill it. It's most likely a male spider looking for a mate. Would you like to be killed when you're looking for the beloved one, who actually don't love you, because spiders can't love and the female sometimes tries to eat male after the intercourse.
>>12464809No she loves Darling because a man has never been nice to her before. She's only read stories of dashing Princes and braves Heroes, but never met a man to see if her fantasies were true.
>>12464820Seriously, not even him or involved in this but shut the fuck up with the autistic strawman splerging already.
>>12464820>losingLosing what? This isn't a debate. I think what you're doing is wrong, but I'm done wishing hauntings upon you. I just wish you get syphilis instead. You're a sick little fuck as far as I'm concerned. I can't make you stop killing things, but it would be really nice if you did.
>>12464549Because they are usually on young girls?
>>12464836Seriously, doesn't anyone else want to breed with that strumpet?
>>12464841
>>12464832Bring up another topic of discussion then.>>12464834You can wish and hope all you want little baby but nothing will come from you sitting there and not taking action yourself. And your a pansy little fuck afraid of retaliation by some unknown force for doing something literally everybody has done at least once in their life. Remember, its not killing if its a pest.
>>12464841B-but I don't even know her.
>Not wanting to live in the mountains with a Yuki-OnnaWhat's your excuse?
>>12464845>look at me, I'm a badass!>>12464846You'll get to know her. Biblically.
>>12464848My waifu is a Dragon and Dragons don't share.
>>12464844How_many_licks2.jpgPlease tell me there's more.
>>12464848My waifu is a Holstaurus.
>>12464848My shirohebi waifu would be upset.
>>12464848Because the idea of my bukkake turning to snowflakes is not all that appealing to me or my dick.
>>12464848My waifu is a vampire. We live in the mountains but in a castle.
>>12464852Not much more. She's a mooer though. Milk just gets everywhere.
>>12464851>>12464853>>12464856>>12464861All right, all right, everyone has their waifus.But what about this:>Single dad>4 daughterus>4 year old Cheshire>5 year old Yuki-Onna>5 year old Jinko>6 year old KitsuneWhat would their personalities be?
>>12464864I need this. Like really badly. Just those two sentences are enough.
>>12464865Why do I have 4 daughters, each of a different race, and no sons. Unless I adopted all of them or my last name is smith.
>>12464871Echidna waifu.
>>12464871>Why do I have 4 daughters, each of a different race, and no sons.Pic related.Or I guess it could be a harem, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not a shit
>>12464871It was an example, but let's say you adopted them.
>>12464867It's nice, but really short.Self sucking milk lubed bj.Screaming/mooing O with milk squirting out
>>12464873>>12464874I completely forgot about her, but then there's the single dad thing.>>12464878Dude my dick can't get harder, your just teasing me now, is there a link somewhere?
>>12464874Harem > Echidna slut
>>12464883>Echnida slutBut... she's the pickiest girl!
>>12464883You wot m8. I'll cut you.
>>12464871You got raped by monster girls on 3 different ocasions. They later came to dump their female children at your door because they don't want to compete for males when their kids get older.
>>12464889Yes! That's the best answer. Now, like I asked before, what personalities would they have?And how would you fare with their lust?
>>12462943>>12462946I wait for this, more than I wait for Vengeance.
>>12464883I was going to argue with you, but then I remembered that she has a hypergamous Jocasta complex. So yes, I concede the point.
>>12464881Nope.Never scanned.
>>12464904Life is suffering. Buddha was right.
>>12464904Fucking dammit there is no god. Its like that other doujin with the minotaur and arachne never getting scanned.
>>12464910>>12464911Two anons got religious over this. Fascinating.
>>12464898I don't remember something about that in her profile.
>>12464913That's how serious this is.
>>12464915I looked it up, it says they seek superior men with superior power so basically muscle head douches.
So how long is the EMG harem going to continue to grow? Do you think he'll expand on the non-harem girls any more?Two girls is my absolute limit for this sort of thing, but I guess a lot of people like entire households.
>>12464921Ten girls sounds about right. And of course the side characters get to keep showing off whenever there's a fitting time.
>>12464921Who knows. I hope the dullahan dissapears, she's shit.
>>12464917Maybe Crab will do another. I need more big girls getting railed by John Smith.
>>12464919Well that doesn't mean that they have a Jocasta complex.
>>12464927Give her a chance. Werewolf or Kitsune for next girl?
>>12464930I'd rather have the current doujin get scanned then have another forever unscanned one.
>>12464932Chuuni a shit. Give me Kii instead of Lala.
>>12464924That does seem to be how it goes. Really, though, I mostly want more Miia. Polt too, of course.Miia going shopping with darling is too much cute for my heart to bear.>>12464932I love kitsune more than anything, but I get my fix from artists like Kemonono just fine. I doubt it's going to be either, considering Polt fills the canine quote pretty well, but who knows.
>>12464931I actually didn't know what that was and was just assuming it meant muscle head sort of thing. I looked it up so yeah I retract my argument, though they still like muscle head guys.
>>12464936Someone else likes Kii?
>>12464936Eh, More girls sure, but have them in MON or Polts situation where they don't need no man, just a few big boxes of d cell batteries and having their own page time.
>>12464937Too bad Miia has turned full bitch now. Would have been so much better if the crab didn't turn this into a shit comedy harem.
Fascinated crossboarder here. (who occasionally checks these threads for pictures of cute monsters)Can I ask you to explain the appeal of these girls? It seems anything properly monstrous (such as >>12462570 or >>12462717) isn't very popular and some of the designs that are are are basically generic anime girls with horns or funny ears, which isn't really much different to your typical catgirl; so I guess my question is "why bother making them monsters at all, when most of the appeal seems to be... sexual aggressiveness*?".(* to put it mildly)
>>12464944But he did, and now our only hope is to see it taken to ridiculous levels. Make it the Gurren Lagann of harems!
>>12464938Well, obviously. They seek powerful adventurers, so the chances of them clamoring for the average /mgg/ poster are next to none. in before internet tough guys
>>12464945You saying Arachnids are cosplay tier?
>>12464940Smith still looking for a home for Kii. Just saying.>>12464944>Too bad Miia has turned full bitch nowShe still a good girl. I would like to see you if a lot of girls were trying to steal Darling from you.
>>12464939I think she's a welcome change from girls wanting the MC's dick. She seems guarded, but not particularly bitchy now that she's calmed down.>>12464944I don't think I'd be taking it nearly as well as Miia, if I were in her shoes. I'm the jealous type, and even the most level-headed person would find the situation frustrating.
>>12464952>I'm sorry Kimihito, but could I plant Kii in your backyard? Thanks, you're a lifesaver!>B-but...>The backyard turns into a lush forestNice. Which reminds me, when will they go to the hot springs?
>>12464951Not at all. Just wondering about the appeal of the girls that are.(Also the pervasive popularity of MGE - why do some people here try to apply its awful fluff to everything?)
>>12464937Who is Kemonono and where can I find his stuff?
>>12464945I can't speak for everyone, but even the girls who aren't visually monstrous still have monster-like qualities, like super human strength or certain exotic proprieties. For instance you could say a yuki-onna is just a blue human woman, but then you would be disregarding her freezing properties and the implications of those.A monster girl isn't just the looks, they also have specific personality traits, habitats, etc.
>>12464957With the moms.Rach ropes the moms. Suu punishes her for having too much fun.
>>12464945For me, it's basically "girl with exotic features" vs "borderline bestiality". It can also go beyond the physical, as different monstergirls usually have traits unique to their family. For example, lamias are generally portrayed as being really, really passionate. Kitsune are often shown to be perfect wife and mother material. Stuff like that.I also grew up playing RPGs, so it's fun recognizing familiar names and monsters.
>>12464964>ara ara milfs being roped up by Rach.I didn't even know I wanted this.
>>12464947Ms Smith dies while trying to expand Darling's harem, then temporarily comes back form the dead to inspire him to satisfy every single monsergirl in the extraspecies exchange program.In the next chapter, Miia's mother and sisters form a giant snake-mech which Darling commands.
>>12464945Sexual aggressiveness is a huge part of it for me, but some of the animal features do a lot for me. >jinko chuffing>caught in an Arachne's web>werewolves going apeshit on a full moon
>>12464939Kii's hair design is top-tier.
>>12464966>ara ara, a woman your age being this lewd...>ara ara, a young lady like you going after an old snake/bird/horse like me...It would become a battle of... something.
>>12464961He's an artist that likes to do fluffy girls, from full-on furry to just regular foxgirls. I found him on exhentai, and I immediately loved his art style. He mostly does porn, but he tends to keep it fairly sweet.You could try searching Yellow Pop and Silver Pop, these are his most extensive works.
>>12464966The moms will invade Darlings men only section.
>>12464945Monster girls are likeable for a number of reasons, some love them for their cute "monstrous" features that differs them from normal women, like fluffy tails, puffy paws, silky scales, etc, etc.Other love them for their loyalty and devotion towards their husbands, or rape victims, if you want to go the more wild path.The Monster girl universe in general also has plenty of room for imagination, be it about sexual fantasies or living an ideal life. I personally think the concept of them being part monster, part human gives people some encouragement to accept them for what they are and all that cheesy stuff.I can't explain everything here, but all in all, there are many things to like about them, and the more you visit the threads, the more you want to learn about them.tl:dr monster girls are both HNNNG and fap material.
>>12464967>Miia's mother and sisters form a giant snake-mech which Darling commandsWith his penis.
>>12464971I know /u/ isn't welcome here, but Rachnee transcends sexuality. The way she tied up that little devil was hot as fuck.
>>12464971I can see Miias mom batting for both teams.
>>12464974http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMaQUdzjsHU>Other love them for their loyalty and devotion towards their husbands, or rape victims, if you want to go the more wild path.Why do they need tiger feet for this?>The Monster girl universe Which one? >gives people some encouragement to accept them for what they are and all that cheesy stuff.Now this, I get.
>>12464937series name pleasecan't find it>>12464939i like kii to, she's cute
>>12464985Would you a chubKii?http://imgur.com/m5Jb8sE
>>12464990More of her to love, I guess?
>>12464990I would hit it like the fist of an angry god.
>>12464990You're coloring that, right? Of course you are, Hound is a good boy!
>>12464990Oh yes.
>>12464975So his dick is a Golden Coredrill?
>>12464975Yeah. Like Simon activating his mech with the core drill.Except the core drill is a penis.
>>12464990I want to milk that tree. While it milks me.
>>12465001>>12465002Drillmind.
>>12464990yesvery much
>>12464983>Why do they need tiger feet for this?Consider it a charm point. It also ties in with that last bit you quoted.>Which one?When people say something like THE monster girl universe there's only one they'd be referring to: KC's. Or rather, some variant of KC's MGE since the MGE by itself is actually pretty stupid when you think about it.
>>12465005Can't milk a tree, you could drain it's sap, or maybe eat the peach.
>>12465008>since the MGE by itself is actually pretty stupid when you think about it.Why is that?
>>12464985Search for Yellow Pop by Kemonono. I made those crops myself, so that's why they don't show up.
>>12464990I wonder if Kii makes some good maple syrup
>>12465013It's a weird combination of grimdark and hugbox.
>>12465013Not the same guy, but >Nearly everything is a sex powered rapist>Monsters with sexy powers>Personalities for species, not people
>>12465013it's hugbox as fuck. All monster girls can, and want to rape you, but you can literally tell them not to rape you and they'll stop.
>>12465013It actually manages to be TOO escapist for many of us. Magic solves everything, the girls aren't even legitimately dangerous to humans ever, etc. On top of that KC wants you to believe it's super happy fun land even though he's got canon groups out there slaying every monster (read: potential waifu) they can find and due to MG not birthing human sons mankind is slowly but surely edging towards extinction. There's a dissonance there right under the surface.Basically, >>12465020
>>12465024when even men who freely admit to want to fuck slimes, catgirls and spiders (not that there's anything wrong with that) are saying that's a little too far fetched for me. Shit, KC.
>>12465020I agree with you so much. But my dick still says it's okay, so it's okay for me too.>>12465021>Monsters with sexy powersThey need to have those sexy powers to attract men.>Personalities for species, not peopleWhat do you mean?>>12465022And I agree again. But that's when your headcanon comes in.>>12465024Yeah, I agree.While it may seem like I'm butthurt about you guys saying that MGE is a bit stupid, I'm really not. I actually agree with most of the things you say. But:>when you have your dick in your hand you don't really care about things like these>If you can't get over something there is always that delicious headcanon.But that's just my opinion
>>12465024And this is why we all have headcanon. Pretty much anyone out there will tell you the purely KC hugbox world is a shit, the only sensible way to see it is a mix of hugbox and grimdark.Fortunately, this is what most writefags go for. And why not? It makes for more interesting settings and stories.
>>12465032I wanna fuck a undead chick.
>>12465034>my head canonIt's filled with dark, violent sex with were wolves and Jinkos and tender, loving, ara ara Holstasaurs.
>>12465040I won't judge you for wanting to fuck a burn victim. That's your thing, I don't judge.
>>12465040I still find that a bit messy and unpleasant, but if I had to choose an undead, I'd go for a Ghoul. Big tits and an extreme obsession with blowjobs? Count me in.
>>12465034>when you have your dick in your hand you don't really care about things like theseNot necessarily. It really does depend on the individual, like many subjective things.>If you can't get over something there is always that delicious headcanon.This is what everyone does as soon as they see KC's bullshit. It's the usual state of affairs in these parts, there's really nothing to argue about.
>>12465044Why not lich? She can make her tits as big as you want them and she'd have crazy sex magic a ghoul could only dream of.
>>12465043>wanting to fuck a burn victimI think those people are on the katawa shoujo thread
>>12465044Meat?
>>12465045>Not necessarily. It really does depend on the individual, like many subjective things.And I agree again. As you said there's really nothing to argue about.
I don't undestand why is everyone complaining about MGE when I'm sure that we all have a headcanon. KC give us the girls, that's all.
>>12464983>Why do they need tiger feet for this?Exotic features that can spark curiosity and sometimes love (for cuddling)>Which one?Pretty much everything we discuss about monster girls, Monster Girl Encyclopedia, Mon Musu Quest, Everyday Monster Girl, or even /mgg/' own creations, like Charon. Go wild, bro.
>>12465047Is it bad to like both? I mean it's not like a Siberian Tiger Balalaika wouldn't make everyone here excited...
>>12465058It makes me excited. Balalalalaika Tiger, that is.
>>12465044The funny thing about Ghoul is that she's everything good about the Akanabe, without any of the bad parts.
>>12465053Agreed.
I feel I don't like MGE for almost exactly the opposite reasons to everyone else here: I don't like sex monsters with sex powers; my ideal monster girl is just a cute member of a sort of human looking species, with her own personality that doesn't revolve around being a rapist or a 50s housewife. Am I weird?
>>12465048Human hearts.
>>12465046Lich comes across as creepy, but maybe I've been reading too much writefaggotry.
>>12465064You're already into Monster girls, you're pretty weird.
>>12465053We even headcanon the girls though, due in part to the way the setting works. KC doesn't give us anything that we use purely and forthright anymore. As for why we bitch, I dunno. Probably has something to do with the fact that he ALMOST gave some of us something we like but didn't quite please anyone and in fact gets further from pleasing the majority the more he writes, so the mass discontent turns into frequent and public bitching.
>>12465024Oh, and about that extinction thing, I agree with that too.My headcanon is that there are still many (MANY) people that outright hate MG's that live far away from MG friendly settlements. And the planet is much bigger than earth. I know, I know, it seems stupid, but it should cover that extinction problem, I think
>>12465053Because this headcanon is based on MGE and therefore inherits it's bad qualities.
>>12465064So you're into Elves? I mean, it's not illegal, but... it's a little weird, yeah.
>>12465015>Yellow Pop by Kemononothanks
>>12465077I am horny. HORNY FOR ELVES.
>>12465070Yay...>>12465077Nah, I'm fine with the nagas and driders everyone else here likes, I just would rather they were more... people, outside of being waifuable.
>>12465075I headcanon that the continent where MGE stuff takes place is one of several. And that other continents don't have monster girls, but normal monsters, along with wizards, demons and the susual fantasy stuff.
>>12465083>S-sir? What do you mean by that? You don't have any horns! Why are you looking at me like that?
>>12465075>it should cover that extinction problem, I thinkIt'll extend the time man has left to live. If you're still using the hyperrapey monsters those settlements are still going to get raided eventually though, and even if you're not the MG would still encroach on unfriendly land. Basically, a population that isn't self-sustaining means eventually either the MG go extinct or humanity does, which also mean the MG go extinct. No middle ground.
>>12465090I would bend her over the bar and fuck her til she passed out, and then would wake her up by splashing her face with beer and then doing it again. Elves are fucking hot
>>12465064That's sort of how I like my monster girls. In my head they're just like humans except for instance aggresive species are a little big more aggresive on average, but that still subject to each individual personality. The only perverted rapist monster girls would be the naturally lewd ones like succubus.
>>12465098And they say romance is dead.
>>12465110Elves love being used, and I love elves. I'm just giving them what they love.
>>12465115I wouldn't mind rough sex with an elf, either. Although it'd have to be followed by tender cuddling afterwards.
>>12465094You're right. But in my headcanon humans don't attack MG friendly settlements because they would get their asses handed to them. Don't forget that many MG's have powers. Swords and stuff like that wouldn't do shit against magic. Basically in my hc wars don't exist. And if they do, it's humans against other humans, kinda like the real world.>inb4 hugboxI want to fap, I don't want to think about goddamned wars. Normalfags living far away from MG friendly settlements can fuck their human women all they want. And it's kinda like religion if you think about it: almost everybody is raised to be religious. Some become atheists. And it's quite the same for the MG world: Almost every human is raised to avoid "monstrosities" like MG's. But then someone is curious or whatever and starts his journey to far away MG friendly settlements. So basically the MG world needs those bigoted normalfags that keep humanity going. Sorry if I said the same thing many times, english isn't my first language.
>>12465121Hand holding naturally follows hair pulling, same as spooning follows forking.
>>12465115I seriously hope you don't really believe all this P'orc propaganda.
>>12465099The problem with succubi as presented in things like MGE is that they're *not* lustful; they're hungry.>Have succubus gf>She loves you, and she wants to have sex with you.> These feelings are not related.> She has to work as an "escort" to get enough food to survive.> On the other hand, all her food is free, huge amount of disposable income!Could you deal with this, /jp/?
>>12465132Why settle for that when there's plenty of MGs who devote themselves to one man.
>>12465132No, I'll man up and handle her food needs, or she can go on a diet. I've dealt with NTR in my life twice, it isn't going to happen again.
>>12465130Luthandriel, please
>>12465122>in my headcanon humans don't attack MG friendly settlements because they would get their asses handed to them.>Don't forget that many MG's have powers. Swords and stuff like that wouldn't do shit against magic.Clearly you didn't take into account what would happen if MG attacked human settlements though. If you invoke your "wars don't happen ever" clasue here that really does make your canon a hugbox, but you know what? That's okay, so long as you don't try to force your fantasy on others. It seems you're not doing that, so good on you.
>>12465139Say she can't live on what you could comfortably provide.>NTRNot really, you're projecting human associations on to a demon. She's just eating.
>>12465132No. I could deal with having more sex than it was confortable for me to feed her though. If even that wasn't enough I would still rather pay for bags of pre-squeezed semen than have my waifu be a literal whore.
>>12465122>Swords and stuff like that wouldn't do shit against magic.I see we're playing Monster Girls 3e.
>>12465149and enjoys the fuck out of it.>today i worked for a big black man.>his cock was so big it went down my throat> it tasted sooooooo good.>I hope he comes back tomorrow!
>>12465149>fucks other men>chance of getting pregnant from one or raped/murdered>Can't live off what I provide or cans upon cans of spaghetti-os Naw, I'd just say fuck it at that point. Sorry.
>>12465132No. There are a lot of good monster girls out there, why would I go for the shit one.
>>12465146>be you in the middle of fapping thinking about your MG waifu>at some point while fapping you remind yourself that you're not some kind of insecure faggot and that your hc isn't hugbox>you can't continue fapping because your MG settlement is being attacked.That sounds like fun.
>>12465157That's racist.
>>12465160>thinking about anything but sex while fappingwell there is your problem
>>12465163There are no black people in my headcanon. Now that's racist.
>>12465168Mein sides.
>>12465160>not using your wizard powers to destroy the enemy, dick in handDo you even power fantasy.
>>12465160The settlement being attacked just provides new vehicles for sex to happen, it doesn't have to ruin the fap at all. Besides, if you're going through the trouble of constructing a fantasy world you might as well go at it all the way. Thinking about war or species propagation beyond tab A in slot B you're doing more than just fapping anyway.
>>12465164I wasn't talking about me. That's why I said "be you".My hc is hugbox because there are no wars? But why the fuck would I care about wars on what's baically porn?So I'm an insecure faggot? Oh, sorry, you're an alpha male because in your hc YOU HAVE FUCKING WARS. Now that's alpha.
>>12465151>>12465151>than have my waifu be a literal whore.It's just a job...
>>12465177y u mad doe?
>>12465022>All monster girls can, and want to rape you, but you can literally tell them not to rape you and they'll stop.Where exactly was this stated? I know a few of the safer monsters are like that, but I'm pretty sure a lot of them won't give a shit what you say.
>>12465168In my headcanon there are no other attractive males beside me. Now that's a superiority complex>>12465178"Hey honey, I just fucked 1000 other MGs today, hope that's okay!" If you reverse your statement, it isnt fair.
>>12465177No, really, why are you mad? It's true, but as I said there's not anything wrong with that. It's yours, own it. If you're going to be insecure about someone discussing your setting don't bring it up in the first place.
>>12465155People have favourite foods, what of it? >>12465157Love?
>>12465181
>>12465190This is more akin to having a favorite waiter or waitress you find attractive.
>>12465178It's a gross job. Other man's penises are gross. I don't want my waifu touching them since I'll be touching her later. I also wouldn't want my waifu cleaning sewers or other dirty jobs.
>>12465191Dat sassy Medusa.The gold snake seems like a bro though.
>>12465191man she has a pretty cock sucker
>>12465174The idea of fucking my waifu while a war is going on doesn't make it more sexy for me, so I'll pass.>>12465181>>12465188You know what, friend? You're actually right. Why am I being mad? Because I kinda am. So sorry for that. It's just that it's not the first time that I see anons saying that not having wars in my hc is hugboxy, and I'm just trying to understand why. But as I said, you're right. There is no reason to be angry.
>>12465195>The gold snake seems like a bro though.Yup, that's a snake alright. More importantly, I want that scarf. I'll bet I could find one.
>>12465174I sometimes spend time just thinking up new things for my headcanon MGE world, like specific human kingdoms, famous monsters and heroes, etc.It's pretty autistic but fun.
>>12465178>>12465190I wonder who's behind these posts.
>>12465205>world building being autisticthinking that is autistic is autistic.
>>12465207Demons?
>>12465177>Oh, sorry, you're an alpha male because in your hc YOU HAVE FUCKING WARS. Now that's alpha.My self insert wizard needs some excuse to flex his magical muscle when he's not frolicking in the fields and holding hands with his waifu.
>>12465207
ara ara
>>12465210Either a succubus or a guy who enjoys cuckold.
>>12465205Put that to use by writefagging, if you don't already. World building stories are much better than smutty ones, in my opinion.
>>12465217wait normally a succubus is ara ara. however if we can't trust them then ara ara is false.if ara ara is false are they a succubus?
>>12465217>>12465214And I'm hard.
>>12465201>The idea of fucking my waifu while a war is going on doesn't make it more sexy for me, so I'll pass.If you're sticking to one MG even in your fantasies that's reasonable. Remember though that just because there's a war on somewhere doesn't mean you have to be involved or even near it, especially on a world larger than Earth. There are several wars happening right now and real people still manage to fall in love and make babies more or less unaffected, right?>it's not the first time that I see anons saying that not having wars in my hc is hugboxy, and I'm just trying to understand why.Any time you create a world where bad things don't happen, especially when there's apparent reason for them to happen you are creating a hugbox. So, by definition, that's what you're setting out to do. That's not a problem for you, which is fine, but other people may not like it because they find having a little strife is interesting. >>12465205 has a pretty good reason and I do the same. Just remember, this is all opinion and "hugbox" isn't a dirty word; just the majority of us aren't fond of them. YMMV and all.
>>12465217Stay back, you fiend!
>>12465217Will you dominate me?
>>12465217Please sit on my face
>>12465186>"Hey honey, I just fucked 1000 other MGs today, hope that's okay!" If you reverse your statement, it isnt fair."One thousand?! Are you... ok? Do you need a doctor?"Alternatively: "how much did you charge?"Demons ain't ones for faithfulness.
>>12465209It's not autistic in itself but I go too much into detail about a setting I will never use for anything or tell anyone about.>>12465220I'm a terrible writer. And it would probably turn out too HFY for most tastes due to me being obsessed with wizards doing manly wizard things.
>>12463311God damn, I am torn between wanting you to write the other endings since /a/'s retardation brought us to this end and wanting you to finish up and resume YBA. Why must you write so good and so slow?
>>12465231Part of me wants to become a jiggalo in the MG universe. Entertaining lesser wanted MGs like Ookumades and Succubutts.
>>12465231>"One thousand?! Are you... ok? Do you need a doctor?">Alternatively: "how much did you charge?"They're not tanukis or kikimoras. I think it would go more like:"You had sex a thousand times?Fufufu... I hope you are ready for the thousand-first"
>>12465240It's funny you list those two as examples, because both of them have pretty powerful ways of making you want them. Especially the succusluts.
>>12465243People would probably steer clear of oomukades due to their looks and being afraid of turned into addicts.Succusluts can use sex magic though.
>>12465242>Fufufu... I hope you are ready for the thousand-firstWhyboner.jpg>>12465243>become Jiggalo in MGC>Get mind broken and husbando'ed after first succubutt client
>>12465226Thanks for the detailed reply, anon. I guess my hc is hugbox, then. I can't do the same thing you do because I (personally) don't find fantasizing about something that isn't really a sexual encounter entertaining (when it comes to the MG world). In the end, I think that we could say that every hc is right because it's personal and it doesn't affect other people in any way. So, whatever floats our dicks is fine, I guess (?)
I want someone to write a story about how monster after monster tries to mind-break the MCBut time and time again each and every single one failsHis secret? His mind had already been shattered long before
>>12465235I'm a terrible writer, and I don't let that stop me.If you're good at world building it'll be worth a read.
>>12465257I dunno.Maybe have it so the MC is just ridiculously lucky and narrowly avoids rape on a regular basis.This leads to rumors spreading about him, the supposed 'Unraped Man', causing stronger and stronger MGs to pursue him.
>>12465218The guy who started this tangent here. (>>12465132). Nope, I just wanted to see what this thread's reaction to a girl who differed from human psychology in a way that wasn't lustfulness, rapacity or perfect-waifu-ness was. I guess the answer is "overwhelmingly negative".(Just so we're clear here: she *loves* you and only you. You're the only one she sleeps with (as opposed to "sleeps" with), the only one she cuddles and takes on dates. She just doesn't associate any of that with the thing she does for food.)Ah well, just be glad I wasn't talking about plant girls.
>>12465268What if the MC can't get mindbroken because he is extremely dense? We already talked about it, I know, but I giggle everytime I think about it.
>>12465268>gayNO. That isn't nearly as interesting as a MC that can't be broken anymore. I like insane characters.
>>12465268Isn't that basically Lanternon's story?
>>12464990dick muh
>>12465271And what's the problem with plant girls.
>>12465275There's always that too.>>12465279I dunno, haven't read it.>>12465277Alright, how about he's just clever and outsmarts MGs? It's just hard to make an insane character without coming off as edgemaster extreme. Worth a shot though.
>>12465254>So, whatever floats our dicks is fine, I guess (?)That's what I've been trying to say from the start, yeah. Personal HC only become a problem when we can't accept other people's or begin to act as if ours is the only one. You're a pervert amongst perverts, be accepting and realize your canon is not everyone's canon. That one simple idea is where so many of our arguments stem from. In short, do whatever pleases your dick and don't step on anyone else's. Now c'mere and give me a hug, you deviant, you.
>>12465286What do they eat?
>>12465293The sun.
>>12465293Nutrients from the ground and sun?
>>12465301>Undead plant girls.Kinda hot actually. Would get past the decaying plant smell. Would fug.
>>12465239I just don't have as much time I'd like to write. Real life and all that. And I probably obsess too much about keeping from sounding too repetitive.There is a nod to the old YB in the next Meat and Metal though.>>12465290There's a guy that kind of fits the bill in my new story. But you won't see him until next time. It's kind of eerie how you guys come up with some of the same ideas I have when I've never mentioned them here, so they won't seem like old hat when I finally get to them. I guess some scenarios just beg to be written.
>>12465302>Nutrients from the ground...and what makes the best soil?
>nobody talking about bestpussy
>>12465317American.
>>12465315>old YBI-is it abandoned?
>>12465265Well I'm a terrible basement dweller neckbeard who doesn't socialise so any dialogue written by me feels strange and unnatural.I don't actually know how to make the things in my setting properly interact with eachother.
>>12465319Superior chocolate and vanilla.
>>12465326but dat good mommy tho
>>12465290>hard to write insanenigga, the easiest way to write insane is to make write out everything before hand in a completely logical manner and then erase parts until only half or even a fourth remain. Also never explain yourself and go off on wild tangents.
>>12465323Right now it's more like this is my priority list.1. Finish Meat and Metal so certain things have the right punch in Vengeance2.Finish Main Vengeance (gauge interest in the CYOA rewrite with the missed endings afterward)3.Finish Tiny Electric Hearts4.Scrap Hat Trick or rewrite5.Find a way to run a CYOA again that doesn't suck so YB can continue
>>12465322Well, indeed. But I'm sure you see where I was going with this.
>>12465186You laugh but some prostitutes actually have boyfriends IRL
>>12465342so do some porn stars, and look how that ended for a certain whore/
>>12465342There are also people who want to be cuckolded.There are also people who like horsepussy.Strange people exist.
>>12465195>Thick Medusa>The Kid Icarus versionMy dick is in the stratosphere right now
The best kind of Succubus is a flustered Succubus.
>>12465346>fucked up people who should be put downFTFY
>>12465349rip your dick.
>>12465349Who cares?
>>12465352Blue skin + Black sclera = OP succubutt.
>>12465340Maybe it's because I have been too many hours awake but I don't.
>>12465077
>>12465068The fuck? Why would a Ghoul eat human hearts?
>>12465352I agree. I wonder how rare are the breed of succubutts that actually blush intensively out of embarrassment when wearing revealing outfits.
>>12465364trigger the blushes with handholding
>>12465355Based Sakurai>>12465357But I don't want to fuck Hades
>>12465353
>>12465360 humans waste a lot of nitrates
>>12465358Shinrabanshou is fucking godlike for its blue skin Succubi. I want to hold their hands so badly.
>>12462863>Practical, Realistic, Self-confident, Responsible, Traditional, Rigid, Inadvertently apathetic and Sometimes prone to being insensitive, Vengeful Sea Bishop.>Quick to judge, Competent, Impatient, Strict, Hates routine, Gentle, Nurturing, Heartbroken Sea BishopIt seems I moved in between two sisters. I don't know if this is a good thing or bad thing.
>>12465380Well for once I welcome the demonic energy.
>>12465367>Hold Succubutt's hand instead of fucking>She gets mindbroken so hard by the sudden taboo(?) that her head is forced out of the gutter and actually falls in love with you>Instantly goes from "Ara Ara" mode to "shy & flustered" mode>Only has sex with you if you're willing, and will only do it with you, making NTR an impossibilityCould it be possible?
>>12465291Ah, you are so damn right. I was mad because in another MG thread (it was a thread from months ago on /a/) I replied to someone basically saying that in my headcanon every Monster Girl is a virgin except other couples. (Which is pretty fucking hugboxy, I know, but you made me realize that that is not a problem. And I didn't know that. I thought it was an insult or something).So an anon replied to me kinda like this:">having headcanon that is more hugboxy than the embodiment of hugbox itself.That's... that's impressive"And I didn't know what to say. That post made me question my own headcanon. And I didn't know that I wasn't the one at fault because my hc is hugboxy or whatever, but HE was the one at fault because he questioned my hc. So when you said earlier that my hc is hugboxy it made me pretty mad.Sorry for the late reply and the long post. *hugs anon*
>>12465386Yeah, let's not go down that route. Though plant-girl reproduction could get into a similar magical realm...
>>12465391I want to read a story about a kid succubus who becomes friends with the young boy living next door.One of them has to move away because reasons, so the boy holds her hand and kisses her on the cheek, and the feeling from such a pure expression of love is such that the succubus remains pure for many years, saving herself in the hopes that she'll be able to reunite with her childhood crush.
>>12465415Shit, it's the Girt--
>>12465411I...Anon, I...Somebody, do it!
>>12465422>And they were never heard from again...
>>12465329>Cerea won't be a mother when the series endsSuffering
>>12465422>>12465443I find them strangely appealing, to be honest. Might be that they're kuudere, and I love that
>>12465324That feel
>>12465449The weird thing is, I actually like Hirtablilu more than Arachnees.And I'm terrified of scorpions.
>>12465449>>12465459>Be Scorpio sign>tfw monster girl that represents it is sadistic and violentWell, I guess pain is weakness leaving the body.
>>12465431I figure there's a lot of heartbreak, despair and healing to be had from this idea.Like, her succubus mother gets worried for her when she comes of age and isn't raping or courting.The lack of semen affects her health, both mentally and physically. Her natural succubus abilities like flight, spellcasting and infatuation factor all wither until they're essentially non-existent. Even an average human can overpower her. She has trouble focusing her mind, her grades suffer along with her friendships, and depression sets in.Her faith wavers, and she finds herself dating a classmate who takes pity on her. Seems like a nice boy, decidedly average, and she can take her mind off of her self-loathing when she's with him.Weeks of platonic affection pass, with minimal physical contact. Her shredded, broken instincts beg her to have sex with him. But even when he kisses her, the spark of pleasure seems hollow.Soon, he asks her for sex, and though she says yes, there's a nagging doubt at the back of her mind.She's on the bed, dressed in nothing but her bra and panties. She can barely stand to make eye contact as he tries his best to excite her, exploring her blue skin with his tongue and fingers. But his saliva feels cold, and his hands rough. She pushes him away and asks that he stops.But he pushes it, saying he knows how much she wants it. She insists, trying to sit up, but her overpowers her easily, and tears her panties away, ripping them in the process.cont...
>>12465466>CapricornHail the mighty fishgoat.
>>12465466>SagittariusB-But I don't like horse pussy.
>>12465405>I thought it was an insult or somethingThat was an insult, but not one to take personally. To borrow another real world example that would be the equivalent of, say, a fan of Spain's soccer team in Spain talking Shit about Portugal's team, or something. There's nothing actually wrong with liking Portugal's team, but you're still going to get shit for it in Spain. Well, you're in Spain and hug boxes are like Portugal's team.inb4 /sp/>>12465485>SagittariusA-all hail the h-horsepussy!
>>12465481Motherfucking... why?
>>12465497>>12465499>Two centaurs in a row>Both stutterWell this is only a little embarrassing.
>>12465466I'm cancer.
>>12465504>>>/out/
>>12465466...virgoi don't like mermaidsmero a shit
>>12465506What's the problem?
>>12465352>>12465358>>12465381what is she from? have failed to find many times
>>12465481>Raping the succubusSo this is how it's done.
>>12465481>but her overpowers her easily,*heShe's afraid and crying now, pushing him away. The horrible thing is, though, that even her own body wants it. Even as she struggles, trying to free her wrists from his grasp, she finds her hips bucking up against his crotch. The pre absorbed in his underwear lights her groin on fire every time they come into contact, but she only cries harder, unable to scream as he forces his lips against hers.Unable to think of anything else, she wraps her tail around his neck and pulls, hard. His eyes widen in shock, and his hands instantly move to claw her. He leaves bloody gashes in her tail where his nails scrape at her skin, but she has opportunity enough to push him off the side of the bed.Free at last, but still trapped within his bedroom, she looks around frantically for an escape. He's closer to the door, and screams at her. He shouts that this is for her own good. That he knows how badly she needs to have sex with him.Her back is to the window. It's the only way.Listening to him scramble to his feet, she undoes the clasp on the window. It's a two-storey drop onto a concrete drive, but she doesn't have any other options. He's climbing over the bed behind her.She takes a gulping breath, and jumps.But not before his hand grabs at her tail.cont...
>>12465515You're Cancer.Your kind is not welcome here.>>>/out/I'm kidding, you can stay. She's super cute.
>>12465446Anime harem end with a time skip of the girls being mothers.
>>12465516Astaroth, by Shinrabanshou.>>12465518You. Write that down on Pastebin. I want it now.
>>12465525I'll admit: I liked MGQ's Crab Girl more.
>>12465526I prefer multiple endings, like Amagami.
>>12465535You're getting a harem end. Miia will at least get the first ring, Cerea the golden wedding shoe, Rach gets a diamond collar.
>>12465533Gross.I accept your opinion, but still...gross.
Really though, one of the best Girtablilu stories is this one:http://www.literotica.com/s/deathstalkerPerentie, the author, has some glorious stories. This one and a Serpent and the Shoemaker about a lamia and a young shoemaker chosen by her to be her husband. And one about a run away slave and the Mantis girl who finds him in his flight and claims him as hers. Going through the whole emotionless kuudere to the first mating where she completely wakes up her emotions.Really, great storyteller. Needs to be included in the pastebin so people know to look for sexy Girta story.
>>12465541I'm sorry anon. It's just those hands, man. So many of them. All over my dick.
>>12465533>>12465541Hey, she had so many multiple arms to scrubba-dubba-dubba you. And then could slip her oviduct around you and make you a loving papa.MGQ Crab Girl was seriously sexy.
>>12465543Speaking of literotica, another known monster girl writer ishttp://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=903429&page=submissionsWhose has many succubutt bad end stories along with some gentler ones. His plots may be all around similar, but worth a read for detail and justice.
>>12465546God yes. I know your feeling.Multiple limbs are incredible. So. Fucking. Incredible. Being held, being rubbed, being stroked. Its deeply arousing.
>>12465543who are the decent writefags of that page
>>12465546But her hands aren't where they should be, though.And her claws look more like giant birds looking around for things to fug with their beaks open.
>>12465515Why is that crab eating Madoka?
>>12465546your dick aint big enough for that
>>12465555
>>12465553I only know Perentie and Darknut. And the ooo... new one above that looks promising.http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1394112&page=submissionsA nice Elemental and her summoner story and a Succubus love story.
>>12465565welp thanks, i guess i got reads for a good while
>>12465528If you insist, I'll put it up there when it's done.>>12465518"Wait!" he hisses at the succubus.Her heart catches in her throat, and she feels herself pulled back towards the window, mid-jump.But the blood on her tail from earlier saves her, as his hand slips under it. She's free again. Elation and relief flood through her body, but she has only milliseconds to process it as she begins falling.Her wings expand to catch the air and slow her descent...But without magic, physics takes hold, and they collapse under the force like an umbrella in a strong wind. She hits concrete on her hands and knees, and something in her left ankle, something in her bones, cracks.She's sure by now that her screams have woken the whole neighbourhood, but she couldn't care less. The boy was still up there, maybe running down the stairs right now to take her while she was vulnerable. Fear was keeping her from fainting, but it didn't stop the shooting fire that made her scream herself hoarse as she limped away from that house.And her clothes were still in there. Her phone, and her money. It was the middle of the night, and behind her, upstairs lights were turning on as sleepy residents wondered at the commotion outside. She was far from rational.She was a wreck, and she dragged herself, her useless ankle, sore wrists, and bloody tail in the direction of home. Safety. More than once she hid in the bushes as a car passed from behind, dreading seeing HIS face in the window.cont...
>>12465576Crossover when
>>12465555Now, I love xenos as much as the next man... but sex with her would be very... unique.I wonder if her mouth is safe to get blowjobs from... ...and watching her eyes shift like as her moods struck would be pretty adorable.
>>12465576>Shake O can draw Manako better than Crabman.
>>12465576>>12465580Sisters?
>>12465584>wanting to dick that thingIt's time to lay of the meds and get some standards, anon.
>>12465587>Shake OSpeaking of, is the next Hitomi tank out yet? Wasn't this marked for a domestic release, too?
>>12465584Rock hard arthropod tits. Discuss.
>>12465598Comes out on the 13th, the domestic one is February.
>>12465590Nah. Different settings.
>>12465599Beat it like a jungle drum and you won't have to play your own sex music
>>12465593I'd have sex with a Xenomorph Queen that evolved to need biological partners to lay her eggs.I'd definitely have sex with that. I've got the standards of Jack Harkness.>>12465599Hm. I wonder if they would be rock hard. They look more soft then anything. Perhaps parts of her are far less chitin covered.I like how her hands work though. Three fingers and the two large claw fingers.She'd be a bit worrisome to have sex with, but it could be done.
>>12465603I know, but it totally could happen. Perhaps shortly after humans and extra-species girls intermingled but not before all the weirdness came out.
>>12465602>the domestic one is FebruaryAmazon, ho!Funnily enough, if all you type in the search box is "Hitomi" you get nothing but Hitomi Tanaka. Didn't know she was that popular.
>>12465411Oh jeez that sounds sort of different.Really cheesy, but nice.
>>12465573Normal succubi can wear next to nothing and endure the cold like a fresh summer's day. But without her magic, the succubus freezes in the night air.She simultaneously dreads and wishes for the appearance of a police cruiser. Would they take her home? Or would they take her down to a station and charge her for exposure? Would they take advantage of her? It's been rumoured to happen before.It's 3am when she finally opens the door. Her father answers it, a big, gruff bearded fellow. He takes one look at her before picking her up where she stands and hugging her. The tears that dried up an hour ago resume with renewed intensity, and the succubus sobs into her father's shoulder until sleep falls over her.When she wakes up, she's in her parents' bed with them; an arrangement she hadn't experienced since she was a child afraid of the monster hunters in her closet. The thought of childhood brings back memories of her crush. A crush she hasn't seen in roughly a decade. That loneliness opens the dam to the flood of memories of last night, and at the sounds of yet more weeping, her parents wake up. Her human father and succubus mother hug her between themselves as if she were a child again, no words expressed until they take her down to the dining room table.She retells the events of last night, spewing it out in an emotional stream, along with the confession of unrequited love for her childhood crush. The sole reason for all of this upset and despair.cont...
>>12465626>a child afraid of the monster hunters in her closetI shouldn't be smiling in the middle of all this despair. It's not right.
>>12465626If I was her father I would be visiting the guy who tried to rape her.
>>12464938The book profile says they can "sense" hero potential in people who have it, and they'll sometimes take it upon themselves to raise a kid who possesses the 'spark' into a man who could be their ideal husband.So maybe not quite Jocasta complex, but it's something close.
>>12465641Or, what you could do is get a monster girl to get him addicted to her venom then never visiting him again.
>>12465641And politely knock on his door with an axe.
>>12465652Too sweet. >>12465654This guy gets it.
>>12465661No, the girl stings him and injects her venom into his system to the point where he's immediately addicted to it, and then she never visits him again,leaving him in withdrawal.
>>12465551I remember this guy, I need to get around to reading his good end shit.When I first found him I went for his slime girl story only for the slime girl to end up as some soul sucking succubus too, the switch killed it for me.That's also around when I discovered that in any canon where souls are a real thing and succubutts actually consume them whole, I would be the kind of guy to walk around with at least 5 flamethrowers at all times.
>>12465652I think it'd just be better to beat him to within an inch of his life.
>>12465670>eating souls wholeI always wondered what happened to souls that get eaten in settings where that can happen.Do they get assimilated into the consumer's body, never to be recovered? Do they get destroyed, never to be recovered? Or do they just get stuck inside the consumer's body until the consumer gets destroyed, at which point the souls are freed or whatever?
Is this a monster girl?
>>12465670The guy makes his succubi overpowered as shit. The sheer amount of seducing powers coming out of her every pore makes them impossible to defeat. Breath, venom, saliva, even their presence. Overpowered as fuck.
>>12465669It's more pleasant doing it by yourself.>>12465677Technically, yes.
>>12465679So they're on the level of KC's lilims?
>>12465626Her mother can't understand it. Of course she can sympathise and comfort until the world ends. But coming from an older time, when monstergirls would take men as they pleased, she simply can't grasp the concept of a monstergirl being raped by a human male.But she can understand the hurt and suffering her daughter is going through, and the way her health is suffering.The succubus' father is more empathic. He brushes the navy hair from across her face, looks her in the eyes, and promises her, with full sincerity, that he'll make sure everything works out for the best.But first, he says, soberly, he must pay a visit to the house his daughter ran from last night.More than a little scared, though she's not quite sure of what, the succubus asks her what he's going to do.He promises her that he'll deal with it accordingly, and that she won't need to worry about a thing. If she feels up to it, she'll be able to go back to school tomorrow, with a guarantee that she won't be harassed by him again.She goes up to her bedroom, and only hears her father leave the house later, with a rather loud closing of the front door, and the sound of his truck exiting the drive.The day carries on, and the succubus' mom dotes on her even more than usual. Though her taste for food is dull, she eats the food her mother makes with a smile.When her dad returns home hours later, she asks him how it all went. He replies with a hug.She didn't see the boy at school the day after.cont...
>>12465661>>12465669>Crash into his house with axe>Knock him out>Grab his phone>Make a call and order a Pelviscerator Special from the nearest Ushi-Oni-In-Box>Give the guy's address, end call>Drop phone and leave
>>12465690>PelvisceratorHoly fuck my sides, that the best fucking word ever
>>12465684Basically. So far, I don't he's yet to write about a succubi that actually unwillingly loses a catch.
>>12465690>PelvisceratorFucking brilliant.
>>1246568510/10 father.
>>12465685But what about the childhood friend?He need him.I need him.
I love how mad people are here over a succubus getting a taste of her own medicine.
>>12465702She did nothing wrong.No Hitler.>>12465700Loen?
>>12465702>A succubus who never raped anybody getting a taste of a medicine she never asked for*FTFY
>>12465677>>12465683Would you an obligate cannibal?
>>12465705Yeah, but the people getting mad about it would be completely chill with her raping some guy if she felt like it. Maybe the writefag stories have left me jaded, but I honestly can't remember the last time I saw a succubus in a story who didn't deserve a cosmic bitchslap.
>>12465720>can't remember the last time I saw a succubus in a story who didn't deserve a cosmic bitchslapEven that one succubus from the Doppelganger story.>flubbing your lines on stage>insulting the arts by fellating a guy on stage for upwards of 90 minutesMy theaterboner was soft with the fury of a hundred suns.
>>12465620Why wouldn't she be popular?Oppai love crosses all borders
>>12465700SPIDERS!PUNCH EM!
>>12465738MANY WHELPS
>>12465702It all depends on the succubus. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for slaughtering those fucking whore spawn of the demon lord that try to turn every town into an orgy and destroy free-will wherever they go, in my book most succusluts need to be purged. But if its just a normal girl or she already loves someone else then anybody who tries to fuck that up should be dealt with to the fullest extent of an angry father. It all depends on who it is and what they do, normal people and monsters who just want to live their life and get married and live happily deserve that, but if they try to fuck with somebody for no good reason or take somebody elses free will away they need to die or be punished harshly.
>>12465741Would you purge this?
>>12465751If she tries to rape somebody later on in her life who clearly doesn't want it then yes.
>>12465727That's racist, anon.You just cant appreciate a monsterous reinterpretation of the thespian classics because you're a close-minded, bigoted human.Don't worry, though. We can send on a tolerance and diversity course, so you learn to love your new neighbours.
>>12465692Reminds me of the Crotchitizer from Ratchet and Clank.>>12465685School is better. Every end of day her father is at the gates to pick her up, standing in front of his truck like a bear in a plaid shirt. It's easier than walking home on crutches because of her fractured ankle, at least.Most of the humans don't pay much attention to her, beyond a minor curious concern about her leg, and the bandages on her tail, but some of the other succubi like to pick on her. They can't understand it, and they treat her like a loser, too unpopular and ugly to even seduce the most desperate human male.They mock her during the recess periods, using telekinesis to invisibly yank at her hair or tail, or even deliver outright punches when they're sure nobody will see.It mostly stops when one of the verbally abusive succubi gets her shit kicked in by the direwolf quarterback.As brick-headed as the direwolf might be, she's more instinctive than the other monstergirls. She can tell that the succubus is saving herself for somebody, and if there's one thing a direwolf can appreciate, it's loyalty.They become friends, when the direwolf has the time to be with her, and life gets a little better.The succubus can't help but feel distanced, however, when she sees the human males crowd around the direwolf to court her en masse.And then, one day, months later, the succubus is approached in the lunch hall by the boy who almost raped her.
I'd be fine with monstergirls living in my community, personally. But if they tried anything on me I would feel perfectly justified going full Lanternon on them.
>>12465758Would you also purge human rapists?
>>12465784Yes because they are equally shit. Especially in a monster girl world where they could literally go outside and yell fuck me and probably have 5 girls show up.
>>12465780I don't get all the succubus hate.I'm into monstergirls because I *want* to be callously held down and have my seed stolen against my will to feed some evil demonette's infernal hunger.This is the whole point of the enterprise for me.
>>12465780nice post number line upbut lanternons MC only manages because he's essentially Magneto with complete immunity to mind control
>>12465677>>12465709Let's go back to basics: the ghoul looks like your favourite sort of zombieish undead (although she's actually alive). She isn't hurt by light, but bright sunlight is uncomfortable and she prefers to be active at night. By some combination of a terrible digestive but an amazing immune system she has to live off rotten meat, the older the better - and human by preference.You meet her in a graveyard at night, doing her monthly "grocery shopping". After the obvious apprehension and culture clash, you find you have a lot in common and -despite yourself - you develop a bit of a crush, which is clearly mutual.Through bullshit waifu magic, you gain similar immunities to disease in her presence; you won't catch anything nasty from her - however, this does nothing about her corpse breath.So: a) would you a?b) would you let her cook you dinner?
>>12465797>I *want* to... have my seed stolen>against my willHow?
>>12465797me toobut with tamasu yeti
>>12465769Don't you try and make this about me...you skimpy-dressed ho. What I saw was not a "reinterpretation," but a butchering, of a thespian classic.If I come to find that the theater group can make a two-part play about a young Jinko finding her place as Queen of the pride lands, without a single sex scene in the works, I will admit that I'm wrong.
>>12465797Then its not against your will.
>>12465799>drawfaggotry of a Ghoul holding a knife to her scared husband with a grim smile saying "I'm going to make you...dinner.">Then proceeding to do just that for himWhen?
>>12465799Yes.
all she wants is for you to cum lots and die until your magical dick makes HER cum and she is bound to you forever
Do you prefer your wolfu natural or shaved?
>>12465824Natural if she is as hairy as your pic. If all her body is hairy, then shaved.
>>12465819Soon, one can only hope. But the previous post said *rotten* meat, so he's clearly not paying attention.I'm now imagining a ghoul complaining about the lack of embalmed bodies these days. Must be like jerky to them.
>>12465824Definitely shaved. It makes for a nice contrast.
>>12465823>Shamsiel wanting you to dieThat's not actually true.Right?
>>12465777It's the first time she's seen him since that night, and besides confusion as to where he's been, a whole host of other emotions flood through her.The succubus moves to stand up, either to run away crying or slap him in the face, she's not sure.But as if summoned, she sees her direwolf friend a table away, watching the whole thing behind the boy's back with a dark expression. The sight of her casually ripping apart a raw steak with her claws gives the succubus a feeling of confidence somehow, and she sits back down.Her expression is cold glass as the boy sits down, and she says nothing for a good thirty seconds.The boy is the one to take the plunge first, clearing his throat, as meek as he always was before that night together.Is he... scared of her? He seems hesitant to speak, and his eyes dart back and forth, not just avoiding hers, but afraid that something terrible might burst out from nearby to harm him.Eventually, he breaks the silence with an awkward, single-worded apology. He goes on to explain that he knew she was in desperate need of sex, but that he shouldn't have done what he did. The succubus' father explained the situation to him.He grows silent and furtive upon mentioning her father. She quietly wonders just what happened when he left on that day, besides the return of her clothes and possessions.But what he says next sure perks her up.He says he might know the boy the succubus is waiting for.cont...
>>12465827would you really spend 5 hours everyday shaving polt?
>>12465777>Based Direwolf broshielding SuccubuttYes.
>>12465833literally killed men with her paizuri anon
>>12465840>shaving polt?jesuscan you imagine her when the hair starts growing back?
>>12465843Does she kill MC, tho?This is important.
>Ushi-Oni who isn't a mindless rapetrain, but is more simple minded than most MGs of Zipangu>Finding a husbando>Sea Bishop saving a sailor only to be rebuked for not allowing him to die with his crewmates>Hamfisted healing
>>12465850magical dick
>>12465852>>Sea Bishop saving a sailor only to be rebuked for not allowing him to die with his crewmateslike that guy from forst gump?
>>12465854Well...that's not fair at all.Does she marry MC?That too is important.
>>12465852>saving a sailorOoooh, ooh! Make it a grizzled captain angry for not being allowed to go down with his ship! She can heal his mental wounds and his body while her blood makes him grow younger!
>>12465858he has a harem Anonshe's the only monster girl
>>12465132KC's solution to this problem is for you to turn incubus. Then you can make liters of semen every orgasm you have just like in my japenese animes.But I have a problem with being changed into a different person not just physically but mentally too.
>>12465543He was included into masterlist half a year~ ago but then it was deleted. Probably because literotica sucks and not to encourage more shitposters who say >literotica >fanfiction etcMantis story is really great, probably one of my favorite MG stories
>Spend the entire day at work.>Come home taking off your shoes in the foyer, and enter the den where you spot your Kikimora asleep wearing some jeans, and a brown sweater. >Stare at her for a little bit before wondering where she got those clothes from.>Come to the realization she's wearing your oversize clothes.>Have her wake up just in time to see you staring at her.>Have shame overcome her, and apologize for wearing your clothes without your permission. The main reason for her wearing your clothes was that it had your scent on it, and it kept her company as you worked all day.>Gently pet her on the head telling her it's okay.>It's just another day with a Kikimora servant.
>>12465864>MC has harem ending>There's only one monster girl in the whole VN>And she literally kills them with so much as a titfuckWooow, and I actually liked the CGs from Kyonkyuu FantasyYou have no idea how disappointed I am right now.
>>12465869>who say >literotica >fanfiction etcit is what it is anon
>>12465865Again it must be said: MGE a shit.
>>12465869It is saddening, but yeah, they are some of the best monster girl stories around. I /love/ the Girtablilu one. Its given me every possible mental image of what I would think being the prey/partner/husband of one would be likel
>>12465879MGE is my idealid form a pact with a slaneesh to bring that kind of paradise to this world.
>>12465838Go on.
>>12465888It's not my ideal setting but it is far better than the shit that we have now. So you can include me in the pact.
>>12465899>it is far better than the shit that we have now.That shit being the real world?
>>12465702#Matriarchy
Can I tell you of our lord and savior?
>>12465901Obviously.
>>12465906Come on in.
>>12464752It's a character from Khornette Quest pouting.
>>12465918>Khornette Quest
>>12465871Awww.
>>12465857Would you really want to be the sole survivor of a shipwreck when all of your friends die and the only thing that comes to save you is a mermaid?
>>12462166That sounds wonderful.
>>12465871Cute as fuck
>>12465932yes
>>12465871>Waifu wearing your clothes>Pieces are too oversized for herCan this get any cuter?
>>12465871Damn that's a new level of adorable
It's summer, and your kitsune waifu is shedding bad. Like, you vacuum daily and there are still tumbleweeds of hair rolling around. How do you resolve the problem?
>>12465838He hands her a piece of paper. Unfolded, it has a single phone number scrawled on it. The boy explains that he used to be friends with a boy by the same name as the childhood friend, before coming to this school. No idea if he still lives in the same place, though.As though that served as his final apology, the boy gets up and leaves, watched unaware by the sentry direwolf. The succubus doesn't even notice his departure.The rest of the day is spent with the succubus barely able to contain herself.More than a decade of waiting, and sshe might finally be able to reconnect. A mixture of feelings swell up within her heart and stomach like liquid light. Trepidation is there, though. After all, he undoubtedly wouldn't be the same boy she remembered.And what if he'd forgotten about her? What if that childhood kiss hadn't stuck with him the same as it had with her? After all, humans were very different to succubi.But what if he DOES remember?These questions plague her mind for hours. She can't focus on her schoolwork again, but it's for an entirely different reason this time around.When she finally runs to her father's truck at the end of the day, she says nothing as she leaps into the passenger seat, but instead shows her bewildered dad the piece of paper. He says nothing, but below his great big bushy beard, the succubus can see the corners of his mouth turn up in a smile, and his eyes sparkle with cheer.The drive home is reckless, and punctuated by the blaring of horns from angry, cut-off, and overtaken drivers.The succubus ducks past her mother at the doorway, and hurries to the kitchen, to the phone.Punching in the number, she hears a woman's voice answer.cont...
>>12465962get a new waifu
>>12465962Ask her to magic it away or somethingThey can do that, right?
>>12465861>Wanting a middle-aged captain to not have a beard-off with Poseidon, in favor of youth from mermaid bloodFaggot.
>>12465983not anymore than you could science it away
>>12465983While she is capable of feats of magic, she is unable to make the hair simply 'go away.' She's a little self-conscious about the problem, especially when she leaves hair all over the bed (and on you) after a night of passionate fluffy sex.
>>12465967Eh, must be his mom, or his sister. I really fucking hope so.
>>12465962Brushy brushy.
>>12465962Apply vacuum directly to waifu. They have attachments for that and it's one more excuse to touch fluffy tail. All fine with me.
>>12465988Whoa now, he can do both. Beard off, THEN mermaid blood, then maybe some form of shanty contest.
>>12465967Anon, if you fuck this up for me...
I'm honestly surprised at how well regulated the image posting has gotten. You guys really managed to even it out, impressive. It's like people are actually trying to promote posting standards
>>12465998>Apply vacuum directly to waifuAre you saying you'd use a flowbee or some shit on her?I also can't imagine it's very comfortable or pleasant doing that. I remember trying to do it to my dog once, long ago. She was less than thrilled.
>>12466022Well, we've got to have /some/ standards.And the standard was 'post images when you need to, not when you want to.
>>12465824NaturalFluffy > Skin unless it's full body
>>12465793>yell fuck me and probably have 5 girls show up.If only that could happen in real life.
>>12466029>Are you saying you'd use a flowbee or some shit on her?Something akin to that. The ones I remember are basically angled nozzles with combs on the end, nothing special.>I also can't imagine it's very comfortable or pleasant doing that.Just be gentle. Besides, it's not like she'd enjoy fur everywhere either.>I remember trying to do it to my dog once, long ago. She was less than thrilled.My dog also hates getting his nails cut, blow driers and baths. Kitsune aren't dogs.>>12466038If you do that loudly and frequently enough you might have a few cops show up. If you're lucky one will be female.
>>12466038In this world, it's quite the opposite.
>>12466022It literally comes down to kicking the habit to post reaction images/pic related or getting into the habit of deleting them 20 minutes later. Shit, you can probably just delete your file immediately, what kind of scrub uses vanilla 4chan?
>>12465888Same here, tell this anon when you're ready
>>12465994>especially when she leaves hair all over the bed (and on you) after a night of passionate fluffy sex>Gather up the hair secretly>Either get somebody to do it for you or figure out how to make a fake beard and mustache out of her hair>Put it on in the drive way after you come home from workHow would she react?
>>12466060>what kind of scrub uses vanilla 4chan?The people that shitpost every time a new thread shows up at the front of their paged view, get deleted/banned and forget we exist for two days until the new thread appears. I can't think of any other reason it happens.
>>12465996You know, there's very little art of kitsune getting brushies. While we're cuddled up on the couch or something I'd wrap her tails around me like scarves and brush them.
>>12465995his girlfriend
>>12466071Thanks Sherlock.
>>12466075the boy she once knew turned into an incubi by the amount of sex he had with other monther girls in that decade.
>>12466068>Using vanilla 4chan>Not using the catalogI see. These are the kind of people we were dealing with.
>>12466070It's clear that "fluffy tail" is not a mutation that has ever occurred in modern humans; given everyone's reactions to it, it would be a huge selective advantage.
>>12466081This is all Decade's fault.
>>12466089you have no idea how much chaos fluffy tails on real girls will cause. I'm talking world war 3
>>12466094
>>12466094>>12466099>samefaggingsamefagging
>>12466110My ass.
>>12465967The succubus introduces herself to the woman. Says she lived next door years ago. Phone trembling in her hand, she looks over to see her mother and father watching the whole thing unfold.She mentions the name of her childhood friend with uncertainty in her voice, mentions that they used to play together, and asks the woman if she knows him.Silence follows.The woman's voice comes through the receiver shakily. She asks the succubus if she knew what had happened recently. And says that there's been a loss in the family just two days ago.The succubus' parents only saw the colour drain from her face, leaving it an ashen, pale blue.Her mouth opens, and closes several times.She listens to the silence from the woman on the phone, and feels her own heart begin to crack.Dreading the response, she fumbles her words, asking if this a bad time.The answer she receives is not the one she expects.cont...
>>12466115the dog died and now the boy is safe.>>12466114way to waste a picture you cunt.
>>12466115do you even know how much of a fucking suffering payload this isif theres no healing feelgood ending i will boycott you
>>12466120LETS ALL BLAME BOB
>>12466097Who on Earth would be on the anti-fluffy side? and who said it was limited to girls?
>>12466115If this story ends badly I'm going to hurt you.
>>12465229Is anyone up for making more of these caption things?If not I could just do it myself, what mgs do we need?
>>12466128Spirit Bomb to dispel Bob when
>>12466128Don't fucking mention him. Let's not start shit again.
>>12466129Clearly scalies.
>>12466115
>>12466128I already said whose fault this is.
>>12466133Wyvern or Gazer
>>12466133We have 2, maybe more, Holstaurus ones already but there can never be enough Holstaurus material, so that's where my vote goes.
Did Immovable Brick moved here as well or have we lost our best writer after coming here?
>>12466115Just a slight jerk on the feeltrigger...
>>12466133Pharaoh.Or Shirohebi. Yandere or otherwise.Or Ghoul.
For anybody who is interested there's a guy posting slimes on /b/, pretty much a slime thread at this point considering how many he's got.
>>12466133Oh and disclaimer: I will only do femdom.
>>12466152I agree. We need either a yandere one or a lamia one.
>>12466089The problem is that fluffy tail wouldn't happen all at once. Most of the time when we see humans with tails it's just some chunky thing and not huggable at all.
>>12466156Question, does yandere go well with femdom at all?
>>12466115>All this time between posts
>>12466129it would cause religious wars
>>12466133Speaking of Amazon, does anyone remember what happened to the guy who was greentexting that story of an amazon whose husband overpowers her, and her dealing with this humiliation and hear of him?
>>12466168He has mastered the art of the cliffhanger.
>>12466168I've taken longer.
>>12466166Like pb and jay.
>>12466176Wunderbar.
>>12466170>husband overpowering wifeWhat kind of backwards fucking world is that?
>>12466170he got bored
>>12466180A just world in which good things happen.
>>12466180A shit world, I'm telling you.
Vampire > SuccubuttProve me incorrect.
>>12466153I must admit, I've never seen aggressive breast feeding before.
>>12466147Gazer please.
>>12466187vampire = succubuttdiscuss
>>12466187Dhampir > Vampire > Succuslut
>>12466190You're stupid.
>>12466188>clearly has not read Angel Fall
>>12466188Isn't it just the best.
>>12466190Don't try to compare my waifu with those ntr demons.
>>12466187>implying succubi, the most noble and beautiful and greatest race of mgs on the planet, is not as good as bloodsucking vampshitsCute.
>>12466187Well, a chaste succubus, devoted to a good deity is an amusing idea. Vampires, while powerful undeads, are also boring undeads. I'd say generally both are awful. On the other hand, you can turn them into damn good characters, like Kain from LoK. Since it's easier to make a likable vampire than likable succubus, you're somehow right.
>>12466060I do:(
Reminder that all mgs are more or less succubi meaning that the succubi are the purest in demonic nature and therefore superior mgs.
>>12466202>most noble and beautiful>Literally demonic sluts who bathe in semen.>greatest race of mgs on the planetMushroom mindestroyers and only slightly more shitty than succusluts.
>>12466219>fighting wordsAre you rusing me?
>>12466202>succubi, the most noble and beautiful and greatest race of mgs on the planetuh huh.
>>12466115Losing him has been hard, the woman says. But talking to an old friend might help him.The succubus runs the words through her mind several times. Confusion overwrites fresh despair, and she gently bid that the woman explain.His brother. Against her better nature, she lets vice loosen from her heart in relief of the words. But there's no time from that. Already, the woman is calling for her son. For /him/.All her parents can see is the phone creaking in their daughter's hand.And then, she hears it. At the other end of the line, the most amazing sound in the world."Hello?"The succubus is silent. After all, what do you say to a person after all THAT? After a decade of obsession and suffering, waiting for him, when he might barely remember you. The succubus hasn't a clue. But she says this:"It's... It's me."A pause. Then..."I missed you.""I waited for you."Now, that line gets him. The succubus can tell. There's tears in his voice, but not because of his recent loss, or any other sadness, except maybe lost time."We should meet up," he tells her."Soon?" It's the start of the weekend, the succubus thinks, looking up at her father."Tomorrow," he says. "You need to pay me back for that kiss. Remember?"The succubus lets out a sob. She's not sure wherever to laugh or cry, so she does both.>End.And there we go. Sorry it took so long. And sorry it got a bit crap after the attempted rape bit. And sorry about the stupid overuse of cliffhangers. I had nothing planned beyond that rape scene bir, and I couldn't think of a good bittersweet ending. I hope you like cheesy, poorly written happy ending instead.Pastebin soon.
>>12466221>being this mad that a succubi didn't love you back after a one night standhow embarrassing
>>12466225>/him/naga you sly dog
>>12466225And all is right in the world.
>>12466223Sorry your waifu is a second class succubus. No hard feelings, it's just reality.
>>12466228I am not he. Parentheses are just nice for italics substitutes. I wrote the wizard story.
>>12466225You mother fucker, I love you naga.
>>12466233>pure is always betterWould you rather eat pure potassium or small portions?
>>12466235I really wouldn't mind italics and bold text. It'd make writing here so much better.
>>12466225>writing about mgs getting rapedAbsolutely disgusting.
>>12466238I have no clue what you are trying to say.
>>12466188>Not wanting to have your favorite MG press her bosom into your face and have you lap at that precious nectar coming from her nipples like a babe at its mother's teat>All while she massages youIt's truly bliss.
>>12466213I thank you for not saying that shite pseudo-Belmont faggot from Lords of Shadow
>>12466248that you are fucking retarded, son.
>>12466225At last, now I can finally rest with ease of mind. Thank you, Anon.
>>12466238>muh false analogyWould you like to drink pure water or would you mind if I pissed in it?MGs are the same way. Pure succubus blood spoiled by shitty snake/horse/bear/cat/etc. blood.
>>12466225Aaaahh, what a relief. Many thanks.
>>12466258Pure water or soda?soda you fat fuck.
>>12466258Consider the following:Since you're apparently talking about MGE, it's not pure succubus blood spoiled by shitty additions, but countless species of monsters infected with succubus virus.
>>12466260>piss soda
>>12466267>h2o2
>>12465335>(gauge interest in the CYOA rewrite with the missed endings afterward)Actually I was thinking about asking you if you ever would write the alternate endings for Vengeance anyway, so I'm at least interested.
>>12466265Infected with vitamins, vaccines and other beneficial substances. A treatment for the disease of being inferior.
>>12466278found the succuslut.
>>12466278>Slaaneshi follower with a fetish for NurgleSeriously, succubi are as noble as The Aristocrats. As in, they are damn abominations and have nothing to do with nobility.
>>12466286> Implying you're not the only human boy ITT
>>12466293our of the chaos gods nurgle seems to be the nicest.
>>12466294w-wait what?
>>12466294Oh shit, is it time for Bizarro/mgt/?
>>12466293Sorry I don't speak nerd.
>>12466294What.
>>12466299>>12466304They know, shut it down.
Guys what would you do if your HB husbando was read? I'd hug him all day and watch anime with him. Then I'd tenderly hold his hand after it got dark. Pic related is me.
>>12466308>Guys
>>12466296>feel no pain>immortality>a family instead of a bunch of drag queens, murderhobos or backstabbing bastardsNo doubt.>>12466302>not speaking /tg/eseIt's one of the most important 4chan languages, next to Engrish and Moonrunes.
>>12462863Intense Sceptical Fast-paced, Uncompromising Extroverted. An excellent peacemaker Loyal Apathetic Determined ThunderbirdandGazer who is Suspicious of other people's intuitions and Dramatic Impatient and Hates routine Excitable, Stylish Extroverted. Able to motivate others and Friendly Straight-forward Aloof and Apathetic Crafty
>>12466308>being a useless horsehahaha no wonder you browse these threads.
>>12466308>Was readread bad for menmen make cummieswurm make men make cummiesthis is good
>>12466312Whatever, I bet you're a fucking NEET gazer. Enjoy your doritos pope bf.
we all know LDR is the only monster girl here.and she is a shit flat chested vampire at that
>>12466308What I always do. I'd try to drown him.
>>12466308Stalk him until he notices me.
>>12466225Cheesy's good! Cheesy's good!
>>12466308Reminder that all HBs are pussy juice guzzling sluts who will ntr you at the tip of a hat.
>>12466320The fuck you say to me? I bet you've never felt a man's lustful embrace like I have countless times!
>>12466225And here's the pastebin:http://pastebin.com/Daj67Qe2Personally, I don't think it needs to be pastebinned. I'd prefer writing this as an actual story. But one anon wanted it, so there you go.I like the concept though. Who knows, maybe I'll turn it into something I can be proud of after I'm done with the Succuvirus thing.
>>12466331>Writing Whacky Wizard>Writing Succuvirus>Wrote about a loyal SuccubuttGood fucking luck not being liked by Anons now.
>/mgg/ makes a comichttp://exhentai.org/s/e3d73dba03/547418-1
>>12466328How dare you! My Husbando, Italian transfer student, is the most purest and romantic HB to have ever lived. I won't stand to have you slander his beautiful visage.
>>12466340
>>12466340Haha, what the fuck.
>>12466340What's this shit.
>>12466133I agree with another anons, yandere Shirohebi. Preferably more loving femdom yandere than 100% batshit/goreshit yandere.
>>12466344>>12466345>>12466348how do you people not know about this?
>>12466308>>12466153Exactly what that caption says. Then tender cuddling with him for hours with him suckling all the while before we think up names for our future kids.
>>12466354I don't go trawling sadpanda for shitty western comics.
>>12466354I have all the Western shit filtered.
>>12466357>>12466360well then check this shizzle outhttp://exhentai.org/g/539922/cd15c51670/
>>12466337I've got a slimegirl story which needs finishing badly, too.It was the first thing I started writing, then I lost momentum/motivation for it, and wrote that wizard thing when I got the idea for it.Now I'm trying to resume the slimegirl story while making progress with the succuvirus story.
>>12466361mein fucking sides. I kind of want to see /mgg/ draw a comic of their MG waifu now, if only to get more gold like this
Next chapter of Angel Fall is complete!Paladin stories are the best stories, I will try to update as quickly as possible, but things will be slow now that classes have started up again. It will likely be two weeks or so between updates.
>Oni waifu is crying.What did you do, and how do you fix this?
>>12466368why is she so small or that hand so big?
>>12466367>tripfaggingSeriously, knock it off.Why do writefags act like attention whoring thread celebrities these days?
>>12465991Isn't vacuuming it "scienceing it away"?
>>12466342>ItalianHave fun with your Casanova my friend.
>>12466368Accidentally poured all her alcohol down the drain.
>>12466372We all dont do that, it's just paladin kun.
>>12466152Speaking of Ghouls, I think I need to continue that 1001 Nights-esque story.I believe I ended it after the Ghoul was revived to the horror of the other mercenaries. Shall I present?>>12466372Never mind.
>>12466371I think it belongs to another Oni, which would explain the size.My question is why is my waifu so young.
>>12466368Since when do I have an oni waifu?
>>12466372Oh stop crying. If you could actually write more a few sentences you'd probably do it too. Writefags are just part of this fandom and they are cherished because they give us more monster girl content that would otherwise be incredibly sparce save for artfags. And they're on an even higher pedestal then writefags.Just... stop trying to be an edgelord and contribute or stop posting.
>>12466377God. Please do. Don't let the asshole dissuade you. Its just another breed of shitposter-kun
>>12466377Do eet
>>12466377Do it to spite himI want to taste his anger
>>12466377>That look of murderous intent, as well as the fact that her abilities far outmatched your own easily led you to one conclusion>You had no other choice—your only chance at survival was to run>As you and your mates ran for your lives, you made sure not to let go of Heinrich>For as fast as you were running, it was still no match for the ghoul>Your armed friends readied their swords once again>”You go on ahead, take the boy,” one said. “I’ll stay here. Go!”>You hesitantly took a few steps back as you watched your partner hold back the Ghoul>But you were not going to waste the chance they gave you>You took Heinrich and hurried out of the castle>Only moments before running through the threshold of the entrance could you hear the painful screams of your companions, presumably being rent asunder by that monster>You weren’t quite sure where the two of you were going from here, but staying there was certainly out of the question>As you both flee, you confront Heinrich, asking“Care to explain just what the hell happened back there?”>”It’s like I said,” he answered. “Rose can’t die from injuries like that.”>Rose?>That boy knew her name?“You knew she couldn’t be killed?” you asked, more importantly>”Y-Yes. She told me herself.”>You stopped for a moment, having reached a good distance where that demon might not catch you soon enough>You turned to Heinrich and asked him, directly,“What else did she tell you?”
>>12466402“You know how to kill her, don’t you?”>You knew that he did, but he seemed hesitant about telling you>”Th-That’s...”“She told you her name, she told you she can’t die...She’s been keeping you hostage in that castle rather than eating you alive like every other person dumb enough to get in her way, she had to have told you what her weakness is. Tell me.”>”I...” He hesitated for a moment, but he understood the gravity of the situation>If she wasn’t stopped, she would kill everyone in the village sooner or later>He pointed out to the distance in the direction you were headed, at a windmill that sat alone in the valley you were running through>”That windmill over there. Inside, somewhere, there is a well holding a still-beating heart in it.”>”If you destroy it...you’ll...” he didn’t want to say it, almost as though he was against the idea>”You’ll...kill her.””Lead the way, Heinrich. We’ve got to find this heart.”>You wasted no time in hurrying to the door of the windmill>Reaching the door, however, you look back where you came to see the Ghoul hot on your trail>”She’s coming,” Heinrich said. He took the necklace holding the golden key off from around his neck, giving it to you>”Open the door, and lock yourself inside. The well...is inside.”>You took the key, unlocking the door and hurrying inside>You lock the door behind you as you were told>You weren't sure how well a locked door would hold against that demon>At this point, it was more for comfort than anything>Right now, you had to focus on finding the heart
>>12466408>Just as Heinrich said, there was a well inside, just in the back of the windmill>But it was filled completely with water--and not a trace of the heart in sight>There was, however, a rope in the water attached to a crank>Perhaps there was a bucket at the bottom of the well>If you could just get it out of the well that way, then maybe...>You thought no further. You had to hurry before she arrived>With all your might, you turned the rusted crank round and around, slowly lifting the rope from the water, inch by inch>You feel like you're making progress until>CHNK>Of course>The crank got stuck>It's so rusted that it was now stuck in place>And what better time for this to happen than for the Ghoul to arrive, banging on the door>There was only one thing left you could do>You had to pull the bucket out by hand
>>12466413>"Rose, please stop this. You can't so this anymore.">"Shut up! YOU! I'LL CHEW ON YOUR BONES, YOU CUR!">'Hurry up, Hurry up!' you thought to yourself as you kept pulling the rope further out of the well>The banging on the door only served to hasten your pace, as well as your heartbeat>Your own heart skipped a beat as you heard a terrifying crunch come from the door>Wooden pieces from the door were splintering and breaking apart>She definitely intended to break the door down>”Rose, STOP! You have to—“>”I’m not going to die! Not yet! RAAAGH!!”>With a terrifying yell, she pounded the door down, sending small bits of wood popping from the door as it fell>And with one final tug, you managed to lift the bucket out from the well before toppling over>And so, there you were, on the ground, with nothing standing in the way between you and the blood-stained Ghoul>But at your side lay the bucket you pulled out, and out from it rolled the Ghoul’s beating heart>After breaking the door down, she pounces at you>You quickly reach for the heart, clutching it in your hand>”Ugh!”>Suddenly, the Ghoul breaks her stride, falling onto the cold ground as she clutched her chest>Squeezing the heart in your hand must have caused her some harm, you thought>”You...You found my...”>You squeezed on the heart even harder>”Guaaah!”>She grimaced again, doubling over from the pain>Clutching her chest, she began vomiting blood as she panted weakly
>>12466434>”N-...No...”“No?” you replied“You...you killed my comrades. Terrorized this village for who knows how long...and now you want me to spare your life?”>She let out a painful scream as you gripped her heart even tighter than before>”F...ine...go ahead. Do it...” she said, panting a and sweating heavily from the pain>”K-...Kill me, then.”>Small tears formed in the corner of her eyes. You weren’t sure if it was from you choking the life out of her, or if it was from the sheer horror of the situation she found herself in>Either way, you didn’t care. This creature had to be destroyed“With pleasure,” you said, gripping the heart again, one last time>”Wait!” you heard Heinrich say, as he hurried to the monster’s side“What are you doing, boy? Get away from her. I’m going to—“>”Please, sir, please spare her.”“What!?”>The very idea that this boy would rush to the aid of this monster was beyond you>”I know, it’s crazy to say it. I know she’s killed people, but...but...please, she was a human too, once.”“A...human?”>Heinrich told you a bit about her untimely death as a human, and her deal she made with a Lich in exchange for her borrowed time>What Heinrich told you began to convince you that maybe, just maybe, she didn’t deserve to die>At least, not as much as you had previously thought>You kneeled down to the doubled over ghoul, stretching out your hand to her face, still holding her heart, and you told her,“Eat it.”
>>12466443>”Wh-…What...?”“That’s right. Eat it.”>This girl had eaten the hearts of too many people for you to count, or so you heard>It was time that she paid her dues>And she would pay for her crimes by eating her own heart>If she somehow lived, you would let her go, and leave the village>If she died, however...>The ghoul slowly reached out for the heart in your hand>You responded by digging your thumb in the heart, causing her to wince in pain“With your mouth...If you so much as twitch your hands again, I’ll split your heart in two.”>You were the one making the deal with her, but you had to be sure she wouldn’t try anything funny>She did as you told her, and opened her mouth, taking the heart in her mouth>No longer holding her heart in your hand, you took your knife from your belt, pointing it at her cheeks“Swallow it,” you told her>If she tried spitting it out, you were ready to stab her heart while it lay in her mouth, killing her>She knew she had no other option. Realizing her hopeless situation, she finally swallowed her heart whole>In that instant, she began choking, coughing as she doubled over again>She was not choking on her heart, as she had managed to gulp it down>Something was happening to her, however, that made her choke>You realize this as you watch her slowly transform
>>12466450>As she struggles, holding her throat in her hands, you start to notice that her hands are becoming less sharp, her nails duller than before>Same for her legs, beginning to take on a less beastly shape>Her clenched teeth begin to look more human as well>But the biggest change was easily her silver, stringy hair slowly becoming silky and black>Her scream reaching a crescendo, she stopped, collapsing in Heinrich’s arms>Her eyes looked empty when she fainted, but...>She was still breathing“She’s still alive, hm?”>You turn away from the two, Heinrich holding Rose in his arms>If she was alive, it is probably by fate that you let her live today>So you tell yourself“Listen, boy,” you tell Heinrich, “Take her, and leave the village. Wherever you two go...take care of her.”>”Leave?”“Yes. I’ve forgiven her today, but she has still killed many people. There’s no getting around it.”>You turn back to him>”If I see her again...I will kill her next time.”>Heinrich nodded. He understood the weight of your words, clear as day>As Heinrich carried her out of the windmill, he stopped for a moment>”You know, that key that I gave you...you can keep it.”>You glance at the key at your feet, then back at the smiling Heinrich>”It’s my thanks...for sparing her.”>That was the last time you saw either of them>Somewhere, if you really admit it to yourself, you secretly hope that that girl was able to live a better life this time
>>12466451>”You let her live?” Sharya asks you, incredulously“Yes. I did,” you answer>”If it were me, I would’ve killed her. Whether he loved her or not.”>There is some seriousness behind her words, but...“I...am not sure why I let her go. I guess, at the time, I thought...”>You lift your head up, trying to fish out the right words to convey to her“Some people just deserve a second chance at life, I suppose>The way her eyes look at you as you say it, you can tell something has triggered in the apophis>”A second chance, huh?”>Sharya stood up, unraveling her coils as she rose above you>”Well, I appreciated your story, Sir Knight. So, tomorrow, I’ll share with you a story of my own.”>You let out a small smile as she says so“Well, I’d welcome it greatly. Sure.”>”And then, when I’m finished, I will turn you into my slave.”>Wait. What?>So she finally saw through you, didn’t she?>Of course, you expected it to wear thin eventually>But you certainly didn’t expect her to be so blunt>You have no reply for what she just told you>But you know the game was up. There is no getting around your fate this time>She bows to you with a serious look on her face, and says>”Farewell...Sir Knight.”>She then slithers back to her chamber, leaving you to your thoughts for the rest of the night.>You weren’t sure how you planned to escape her now>But, damn it, you had to think of something>Anything...
>>12466408>>12466443Lamias are the best.
Chapter 8 of Alp Adventures is complete for your perusal. No sexy times this chapter around.http://pastebin.com/J7dLkYzZ
MG Universe survival guide, Section F, Rule No. 32b:When camping in a forest. Be sure to erect a mosquito net over your bed before you go to sleep.Or you will raped by Fairies at night.
>>12466331>writing succubi propagandaSIDF pls go and stay go
>>12466506>pixiethanks for sharing that anon, she's cute
>>12466515Who is the best SMT monstergirl?
>>12466540Jackie Frost
>>12464751>Not killing interlopers to your territory, where you house your young and your mateAre you even a man? And also this>>12464759Although, this guy is also right>>12464781What do? You let them about your backyard and in the roof, places you haven't designated as living areas. If they cross that boundry, you stomp them and leave their shattered corpse as a warning. You have a symbiotic relationship, and you'll defend it to the death. Similarly if like a wanker I go wandering into some fuckhuge spider nest. I'm cool with them killing me because that is their due.
How hardcore is your waifu?
>>12466559She had a bowl of nails for breakfast
>>12466569So what?
What sort of clothes would tailed girls wear?
>>12466580
>>12466569>>12466574Hint; This is where you say "Without any milk."
>>12466580The correct solution isn't in either of those. It's to have a slit going down the back like a leg slit in a regular skirt. Then they can zip or button up to their tail. And you can unzip it to hammer that fine ass. Imagine, a wolfgirl raising her butt invitingly, skirt naturally parting on either side of her round firm cheeks to reveal her saucy panties soaked with desire for you. Her begging whimper in time with her panting as she pulls the lacy silk out of the way with a paw, spreading her drooling lips to welcome you inside.
>>12466595>It's to have a slit going down the back like a leg slit in a regular skirt.But then she wouldn't be able to bend over without showing everyone her ass. And dat ass should be for your eyes only.
>>12466599>That huge holeWhat a SLUT
>>12466596You didn't read the post. It has a zipper or a set of buttons on it, just like a regular long skirt. It just zips the opposite way like a jacket, up to the tail.
Do you guys know what assets in AA2 that are available so far in order to make a anubis?
Your daughteru is yandere and you suspect she may have killed your waifu. How do you resolve the situation?
>>12466627yandere a shit.
>>12466627>suspect she may have killed your waifu.Well if she has already committed murder then I dejectedly call the police.
>>12466493that was pretty good, can't wait for chapter 9
>>12466627I show her whose side of the family she gets the yandere from
>>12466627I hurriedly get back to the house in a panic, only to find my daughteru giving my waifu a naked back massage.As inappropriate as it looks, I simply assume they do this all the time while I'm at work."I'm helping her feel good for you, Dad." she says., before I awkwardly close the door and leave them to themselves.
>>12466671You just got NTR'd by your daughter.
I'm really glad I found this comic.
>>12466695Just because my daughter is on my waifu's back with her bare breasts pressed up against her mother's naked back, massaging the knots out of her body, you assume I'm being NTR'd?By my own fucking daughter?Anon...
Dat delicious stomach.
>>12466709She's pleasuring your waifu for you when you can't. You made it sound like NTR, or maybe I'm just that broken.
>>12466716Anon, it is a thing that mothers and daughters do for each other all the time. Purely platonic.Get your mind out of the gutter.So unnecessary.
Time for you're daily late night waifu post!How would you and you're Monster Waifu sustain yourselves financially? Will you have a job, or will you're Monster Waifu ask or force you to be a stay-at-home husband? What job would she have that'd compliment her monsterous abilities?
>>12466725>What job would she have that'd compliment her monsterous abilities?Bounty hunter apparently.
>Your brother and his wife need to travel for an archaeological dig and have asked you to take care of their 11 year old daughter while they're gone>Your niece is a Pharoh, your wife is an ApophisOn a scale of 1 - 10, how nervous are you?
>>12466725>Chemist/Pharmacist/Poison ControlAlso,>force you to be a stay-at-home dadI'd tell her to not say whatever she likes and decide things on her own like that.Although, I'd ultimately do it anyway. Because I love my daughteru that much.
>>12466725Currently I work as a paramedic. I also live on 16 acres of land which me and my father have, and are continuing, to turn into a self sustaining property. I doubt we'll be strapped for cash or food ever but if we are or just want a little extra income she could sell her milk.
>>12466725I've said a couple times that my Red Oni waifu and I would run a Bar and Grill. If there's one thing Oni know best, it's booze and food.
>>12466725>>12466731Or more like gun for hire honestly.
>>12466733She'd get sick of it on the first day.>"Don't touch those, those are important drinks for your uncle.">"What is this snake snuck up on me IN THE BATH!!">"Stop following me around.""Aunt Ophelia?">"Go do something, please.""Aunt Ophelia?">"I don't like children.""Aunt Ophelia,">"What is it, Petra?""Can we go to the store? We need to by snake food.">"UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!!!"Yup. They'd be the best of friends by the time her parents get back.
>>12466733Brothers' Night Out must suck for you.>You and your brother go on an outing to do manly, brotherly things together>You both made the horrible mistake of arranging a playdate for your wives to hang out while you're gone>The two of them just casually throw subtle insults at each other for the entire night, trying not to rip each other's throats out>Until they start bringing husbandos into the argument
>>12466455What about your friends and the people of the village Sir Knight? Where is their second chance?
>>12466060I do.never bothered to look up alternatives.you make it sound like i should.
>>12466725Probably Curators or some kind of scholars, like folklorists or historians
>>12466782It seems like she won't be eating hearts anymore, so...there you go.
>>12466775>My Husband made me ahego for 5 minutes straight!>Oh yea? My husband got me to ahego in under a minute!
>>12463311Just caught up from the last update.From kitty toy to Tengu snot rag...At least he has some comfortable underwear
>>12466795I've seen a lot of things in my years on 4chan. Yet shit still surprises, I fucking love this website.
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>>12466795I'm getting too new for this shit.
>>12466725>>12466725I want to find a career wife and be a stay at home dad and have 5-7 children.I hate my job and any other job i try to do, but i fucking love cooking and children.
>>12466792>"Well, he must be either a beastly oaf, or highly impotent.""What did you just say?">"Hmm?""What. Did. You. Just. Say?">"I suppose you didn't hear me. I'll say it again. Your husband is. Highly. Impotent."And then they wreck the house.
>>12466795I don't even know what to think.
>>12466806It's ok.
>>12466824You cum up with some good material there buddy
>>12466725My waifu is so rich it's a little disturbing, I mean her family has been hoarding treasures for generations, and when the Jews invented banks, the interest became so huge, there's no way to spend it all. Ever. So yeah. Dragons don't work, and neither do their husbands. Unless they get Dragon Guilt and start doing volunteer work among people their ancestors once raided.
>>12466837>Dragon GuiltYes yes, check your draconic blood privilege! You are the literal oppressor of so many by simply existing! Oy vey!
>>12466748>>12466731who is this lovely creature
>>12466842Now you're making her apologize for existing. Don't bully Dragons, they're an endangered species.
>>12466837Daily reminder to never do business with a Dragon unless you have a sizeable army and fortress.http://pastebin.com/5hEaDCFm
>>12466851That guy was oppressing Kobolds, and then he's pissed that he gets his cumuppance?
>>12466859Hey Kobolds have the goods, but their big meaty paws make it difficult to trade with the right people.
>>12466703>>12466712>>12466731...I so need a sauce on these. Never seen it before and Google search fails me.
>>12466843An outlaw.
>>12466868
>>12466795..And now I'm imagining the lonely NEET with the abandoned jizzrag. And then matangos grow in his house.And he is never lonely again.
>>12466874Muh fear boner.
>>12466874Yes, yes you did. Tell me how to come to you my gorgeous ogre of the gorgeous lickable abs.
>>12466875Japan has already thought of it, they just used a less shit monstergirl.http://exhentai.org/g/733588/bbbe00e0c2/
>>12466882>http://exhentai.org/g/733588/bbbe00e0c2/True, they really did.Surprise! Your frequent masturbation grew an Alraune. Now you never have to masturbate again!
>>12466885If only the gods of this world were so benevolent.
>>12466889Its a pity my onahole can't gain sentience this way. I've poor so much semen into it for as long as I've had it and kept it clean enough that it should be transforming into a sentient, cum-hungry succubus girl by now.
>>12466880>>12466881She's from a webcomic. She's actually not an ogre or an oni but she is a demoness. She just so happens to also be an outlaw who loves to drink and lift. But she only wants to lift because everyone thinks that her race can only be whores, so she said fuck that and became a gun for hire.Also since the comic has fantasy races there are male demihumans as well. I've seen a male centaur and minotaur so far.
>>12466894And I want my pillow-blanket nest of safety and warmth to come alive, but the world is cold, cruel place.
>>12466881http://www.nuklearpower.com/2011/02/23/the-dreadful-001-2/ Bam. Done
>>12466902Oh god yes. I've often fantasized about that. Living blanket mimic who can wrap you up and cuddle you to bed. ...damn it, now I'm going to have to write a blanket mimic story.
>>12466903>NuklearpowerI haven't been there since 8bit Theater was finished.
>>12466906Yes. Yes you are.
>>12466903Glorious!>>12466901This will be fun!
Can phones be monster girls too?
>>12466912I haven't gotten into smartphones but this makes a compelling case.
>>12466912Mind giving the source?
>>12466921reverse image search worked for me
>>12466921Don't have it, got it in a thread a few hours ago. Have the first page though.
>>12466927>>12466925I found it, it's just not on Exhentai for some reason.
So this succubus girl is in the old west? Then why is she wearing such modern clothes in >>12466748?Some alternate thing she is in?Hm. I think I'm going to have to Read And Find Out.
>>12466930There are some thematic changes that happen in the comic so modernish clothes are one.Ninjas are another.There does actually seem to be a group of holy knights in the comic though. I found it funny since I immediately compared them to our paladins.
>>12466935So who's is making this again? Brian, or someone else?
>>12466935Fun!
>>12466935>paladins>ninjas>the wild west>delicious fit devil girlI see I need to read this now.
>>12466940I believe someone else is writing it. It's just hosted on his site. I guess they're friends?>>12466945Now to be clear, they call themselves "Knights!" not paladins exactly.
>>12466947Well regardless, it looks interesting. Although if it IS Brian, there are bound to be a few fucked up parts.
>>12466947>they call themselves knightsAnd I should care because...? A paladin by any other name is still a paladin.
>>12466950There are just some certain ideas when one thinks of paladins is all.
>>12466953>a religious group of knightsSo what's missing?
>>12466955Religious symbols everywhere, and killing others for having different beliefs.
>>12466956Paladins don't necessarily need symbols because symbols are idolatry, but if these guys don't kill people, what do they do? Have super secret order meetings at a chicken wing buffet?
>>12466955Government backing.>>12466956I think because they're poor (at least the ones we've seen so far) they can't afford religious symbols everywhere. Not like they wouldn't like to have them.And paladins don't go around and kill anything non-human willy-nilly.
>>12466957>but if these guys don't kill people, what do they doIt was said literally in the third speech bubble in the second panel of >>12466953
>>12466957>"Our next super secret meeting at the CFB was cancelled due to AIDS infected chickens">"So now we are having the meeting at Taco Bell">"How about Del Taco? Their food doesn't taste like shit.">"Shut up, Ralph."
>>12466960>we can't really do anythingSo they can't do anything if it isn't one of the things specified. That doesn't explain what they're allowed to do.>>12466961Yes.
>>12466627Why is Laska and Less and everything about them so terrible and cancerous?Is Less just incapable of learning how to draw different faces?
>>12466968>I don't like something>therefore it is cancer!Bad anon, bad!
>>12466894>kept it clean enoughFound your problem, boss. You've yet to truly embrace the NEET.
>>12466973>embrace the NEETHow deplorable!
>>12466980>PomfIts super effective! But I still don't know what we're going to do on the sand...
>>12466980Kikimora please. Why not just let anons be NEETs?
>>12466982Make sandcastles, and precious memories, together with your Apophis waifu>>12466983Because being a NEET is disgusting.
>>12466985>apophis waifuI don't into polygamy. I'll make sandcastles and precious memories, but I won't marry her.
>>12466986>not into polygamyBut if you don't marry them all, you'll break so many hearts by only marrying one girl.
>>12466972It's not that I don't like it, it's just that it's posted constantly as if there was some sort of merit to it. It's a bad story, bad writer, and a mediocre artist.
>>12466985>Because being a NEET is disgusting.Can't expect life to spring from an onahole without being a little disgusting is all I'm saying.
>>12466993What if it ends up like Cowboy Bebop? Where some poisonous creature is born from it?
>>12466995These are the risks we must take for our fap hole waifus.
>>12466997Might want to invest in a flamethrower before attempting it, Steven King.
>>12466999>flamethrowerScrub. I've got a tank of liquid nitrogen at the ready for the real heavy duty shit. Now we only need to play the waiting game...
>>12467002>liquid nitrogenThat's not as effective as you think.
>>12466995>Today Ed learned that if you meet a stranger, go with them!That was a fun episode.
>>12467004Hey, it's good enough for shoggoths. You tellin' me you think my seed would breed something harder to put down than a shoggoth? If yes, I'm kind of flattered.
>>12466986Sounds fun.I'm in.
>>12467010Please. Your seed couldn't even produce a special Olympics candidate.
>>12467012My Dragon waifu could glass the castle so Pharaoh can't come break it....as easily.
>>12467014Pharaoh's are pretty weak. All you need is a party of 4:A KnightAnother KnightA KKK memberAnd a WizardSpam fire spells, and slash the hell out of her, and she'll be dead before turn 4.
>>12467013I-I was kind of hoping it'd be enough to make the hole warm itself...
>>12467017That's all well and good, but how do you intend to actually REACH the Pharaoh?
>>12467021After all, she's got more than just a sand castle.She's built a sand fortress.
>>12467021>>12467023By traversing the Sand Fortress' maze, and killing everything that stops us with extreme prejudice. Nothing is going to stop me from getting the first Slab, fuckers.
>>12467023The last time I saw this picture, I was sentenced to a week as a mummy and got thrown to the Khepri. Anyway, there's no getting through that many bosses with just two tanks, a joke character and a wizard.
>>12467027Sure there is, the key is in the joke character, right? we're dealing with monster girls, we need a Hideyoshi. They'll never know what hit them.Mostly because we won't either.
>>12467027I dealt with stronger things with less in FF5, which I was referencing.
>>12467031But... a KKK member isn't even a superpowered joke character, he's just in bad taste.>>12467033But this isn't FF, this is... uhh, what would even make sense?
>>12467033>Not killing the Pharaoh with one master Summoner and three MimesIt's like you don't want the Oujo Pharaoh to suffer the ultimate humiliation of getting beaten by a squishy Summoner and a group of fucking Mimes.
>>12467036Why not 4 Mimes, one of whom has Summoning capabilities, so that after the first Summoning you don't have to spend ANY MP?
>>12467036>Killing the PharaohSorry. I forgot, we're not killing anybody here. It's not like we can kill anybody with wooden swords anyway.
>>12467039Link can.
>>12467038See, THIS anon knows how to humiliate somebody.
There are no fingerprints deep under water.Nothing to tie one to a crime.And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain.
>>12467042It was my favorite strategy for that one bitch who constantly turns your party into toads.
>>12467041>Link>in a MG settingDelicious shota with pointy, elf-like ears? He'd be raped by MGs on P'orc men alike.>>12467038But seriously, how do you get through all the other bosses?
>>12467047Rinse and Repeat, anon.Rinse and Repeat.
>>12467047By giving White, Black, and Time magic to the other Mimes.Shoving Holy spells down one hole, Flare up another, and an occasional Meteo to mix things up.All Mimed after the first casting.
>>12467052But... the Khepri would zerg-rush you and cover you in old poop! >>12467053I am now confused, utterly confused. Is this still FF we're talking about? I never played any.
>>12467053Oh, and you can kill the Sandworm with just ONE Aquabreath.
>>12467044Murderfish ruined our image posting capabilities
>>12467055>you canWhat makes you think that?
>>12467057At least we're on page 9.
>>12467054Yes it is.Cast Odin, all of those pesky little Kepri are now dead.Use the Mimic command for every single one that pops up.
>>12467057Absolutely killed them. It's like we've been drowned in images.
>>12467059That means we'll still be here for at least another day, without pictures.
>>12467058It's a reference to FF5 again. In that game, if you take the time to learn the Aquabreath Blue magic, you can kill the Sandworm boss fight with it. It does almost enough damage to kill it two times over.
>>12467061>Cast OdinWhat does that do?
>>12467053Gentlemen, we have found a way to defeat the Demon Lord and her Lilim.Mimes.Blue Mages and Mimes.
>>12467067But that doesn't take into account MAMONO MANA.
>>12467070They could also cast reflect on themselves, and watch as Lilims kill themselves.
>>12467075>all this killingBut they don't want to kill you, they just want a little lovin'.
>>12467076Maybe they should have announced that before initiating a random encounter while we were looting the castle?>>12467073Yes it does.
>>12467076That's why you become a blue mage.Soon enough, she'll be like,>"This human is copying all of my seductive movements.">"It's so damn annoying.">"And...maybe a little hot. I--..."
>>12467069It either KILLS EVERYTHING, or does high damage to a single target.Now imagine having a spell that kills everything, now imagine a bunch of mages spamming it for ZERO Mana/MP cost.
>>12467077>Yes it doesNo, you're just assuming Final Fantasy rules are absolute and that what worked in that one game would also work here.
>>12467066You'll be fine.
>>12467079>for ZERO Mana/MP costSo this class is broken? We can't have shit like that in here.
>>12467086It's not too broken.
>>12467091>kill everything>no MP is lost>spam it indefinitelyBroken like a Cyclops' heart.
>>12467093They still have weaknesses.Although most of them disappear when a frilly pink ribbon is equipped onto them. They can only Mimic the last used command an ally has done.For example, Mimic A casts a spell that causes meteors to rape the enemy.Mimic B can then use his Mimic command to use that same spell for nothing.But let's say that Mimic C decided to cast a spell that confuses the enemy after A's turn, but before B's. B will then cast a confusion spell instead.
>>12467067>You and your friends from school have arranged an RPG-esque activity after the school is empty>The Sandworm girl from school is the 3rd enemy you must fight on your way to reaching the Pharaoh>"Hahaha!" she cackles, "You boys will never make it past me.">One brave boy steps to the front, pulling a bottle of listerine from his backpack>He takes a swig, swishing it and gurgling it around in his mouth>She stands there for a moment, confused as to what he's doing, but>With the look he gives her, she knows what he plans to do with the substance in his mouth>"No. Don't you dare.">He takes a few steps closer as a stupid grin creeps onto his full cheeks>"Don't you dare spit that out on me, you know how my skin feels with mouthwash--Seriously, cut it--NOOO!">She starts slithering away from him as he chases her around the gymnasium>He eventually pins her down, ignoring her yelling as he gives her a sloppy kiss while listerine pours from his mouth, onto her cheek and neck, as you and the other boys laugh hysterically>The deed done, you advance to the next room to fight the next girl guarding the Pharaoh>Paying no heed to the Sandworm's threats>"That was gross~! You're going to get it for that, you know. I'm serious! I'm going to rape you so hard, Steve!"
>>12467101Heh.
>>12467101The Stick of Truth with Monster Girls? Count me in.
All this talk about 5 is making me want to play it again.Anyway, here's the the next part of my crap.http://pastebin.com/SGjW7xeFCriticism is always welcome.
>>12467101>"WAHAHAHAHA!" You hear as you reach the cafeteria>"I'm surprised you've made it this far," the Sphinx girl confidently exclaims, after appearing from out of nowhere>"But you're journey ends here," She points at the boys with a grin, "as I am member #3 of the Pyramid Scheme. You can't hope to beat me in combat.">She was right. You were all terribly wiped out from the encounter with the Khepri sisters.. You wondered how you were going to get past her>"But I'm feeling generous, so I'll offer a deal. If you answer the riddle correctly, I'll let you pass. If not, you boys have to face me, and you will lose.">You reluctantly accept. Answering riddles wasn't really your strong suit, but you had no other choice>"Hah! Get ready to be stumped! Ahem...what has four legs in the morning--""Man.">You could pinpoint the moment when the gears in her head stopped as you answered the riddle you heard before from Oedipus"So, can we go? Cuz actually it's gonna get late soon and we need to hurry this up.">After a moment of pure shock, she simply looks down to the ground, giving a small nod and a "Y-yea," in response>You and theother boys leave the cafeteria, making your way further into the labyrinthine school without a second glance at the Sphinx>You don't even notice her get on her knees in shame as the whispers,>"Master Petra...I made a mistake."
>>12467117>Dragon puts out a cigar with her tongueHardcore. Now stop breaking the 4th wall like it's funny, because it isn't. It's not funny even when Deadpool overdoes it.
>>12467121Lame. She should've asked them something actually hard, like, What can change the nature of a man?
>>12467123I see.
>>12467125>Lame.That's the point. She thought she was being clever by copying a riddle from a play they just finished reading last week in History class.
>>12467128Oh well, it doesn't matter. There's no way they'll ever get past Ghirtablilu and Anubis... (Ornstein & Smough style!)
>>12467127Yeah. But the rest of it works. Funnier than anything I've ever done.
>>12467130O&S are a fucking joke if you are any good at dodging.
>>12467135I don't even know what to tell you. We're joking about a bunch of kids LARPing with Monster Girls, and you whip out your e-dick? What's wrong with you?
>>12467134>it worksBoy, I wish I could post an image depicting my reaction towards you comment.
>>12467141Fine. "Works for me". Is that better?
>>12467142I wasn't asking for you to word it better. Would, "Boy, I wish I could post an image depicting a blushing monster girl, and use it as my reaction towards you comment." have worked better?
>>12467143Ah, in that case I wish I could post a picture of a blushing Monster Girl getting their head patted.
Today I visited the Fushimi Inari shrine and I left disappointed because a fox girl spirit didn't show up at one of the old abandoned shrines and tell me I needed to marry her to keep her from vanishing due to lack of belief/devotion.I still feel saddened. So thanks for that /mgg/
>>12467134http://youtu.be/l9Aj7W3g1qo?t=3m15s
>>12467148>lack of belief/devotionThat's because there's plenty of that nowadays. Now praise the Sun-Wolf already.
>>12467150God of Rice > God of Sun
>>12467152You wouldn't pet Ammy's head?
>>12467156I didn't say that
>>12467134Oh yeah, thank you for reading it.
>>12467161So you WOULD pet her head AND rub her tummy?
>>12467177Simultaneously
>>12467180May the god smile upon your journey.
>>12465048Would a Kirara version of a ghoul be a QT?
>>12467185>KiraraWhat? You mean that thing from inuyasha?
>>12467186No. The QT from GJ-bu, who'd really be more well suited to being a Jinko.
How much does your waifu love you? Would she make you dinner? Hug you tenderly? Let you fuck her in the ass?Die for you?
>>12467194She would reincarnate our souls so that we could fall in love together for a second time in another life
>>12467197Mine's just your average buttslut.
>>12467194I don't know if Draco can cook. I think she'd try though. Then I'd clean it up and cook an actual meal and have to cheer her sulking up
>>12467207I bet she's been sustaining herself with pizza and cup noodles for years.
>>12467209She'd try her best to learn though, so she could make me a home cooked meal
>>12467209>pizzaSounds like a female me.
>>12467215She only needs a pointless lib. arts major to go with it.
>>12467213>Draco>learning to cook for a manIn your chauvinist dreams, pig!
>>12467218>pointless lib. arts majorI went to Medical school, fucker.
>>12467223Draco, firstly, get off 4chan, secondly, stop lying.
>>12467207No, you bully her for wasting food
>>12467223Are you Draco? I guess it makes sense she'd be in a Monster Girl thread, looking for some snake cloaca...
>>12467223draco pls.stop being a colossal lesbo and suck a dick already
>>12467219Well when a girl falls in love she wants to cook for and feed her man
can we all agree that draco is just like those fucking tumblr nazis?She just needs a good fuck to straighten her out.
>>12467233She's nothing like them. She's very much fuckable.
>>12467233Check your privilege, cis scum.
>>12467229I don't think she'll do it willingly. She might need "help", if you know what I mean.
>>12467236I'm sure there's faceless fat old men around willing to help.
>>12467236When Darling's aloof older brother shows up, even Draco and Polt will be at his beck and call.
>>12467238Y-You leave Polt out of it.
>>12467240I will, but Polt will be at his feet, her tongue and tail wagging, looking up at him with starry eyes. And she will ask him to take her for a walk.
>>12467242I guess I can just self insert. Into dat ass.
>>12467242Then she will be waving her ass in front of him, leaking juices out of her puffy genitals.
>>12467238i want to have a threesome with draco and polt
>>12467248Swap out Draco for... Bird brain's whom name I have forgotten, and just enjoy the ASS ASS ASS ASS.Yes. I am saying that Draco isn't in the top 2 asses. fite me.
>>12467252>Draco in top 2Who the hell has that?
>>12467226You give a sigh, scratch your head and say "come her" before giving her a strong hug
>>12467254Some spastics, I don't know, they'll pop up to defend her ass sooner or later.
Draco's battle theme is "Before My Body is Dry", what is your mg's?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNo0EhDhpBE
>>12467252papi ass is top tier booty. however draco needs a good fucking so I am willing to sacrifice a chance to fuck papi to make a girl happy.
>>12467260The Sonic drowning theme.
SO ME THE BEST MONSTER GIRL IN THE WORLDOR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>12467260Sorry, my waifu's just going to wreck yours with her theme alone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzfv5WdVr2c
>>12467260Track 15 of the Bible Black OST, Black Magic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwFhZkl6Fss
>>12467265if you're half as attractive as your English is I am SURE this is true.
>>12467265Who's So Me?I'm just imagining a Jinko in a chongseum.
>>12467266>>12467263>>12467269But what girl?
>>12467272>what girlDragon, for the Black Magic one.
>>12467272Cool Beauty, doing her best Yakuza impression with her cute Kansai accent.Girls with Kansai accents are the shit.
>>12467255you give a sigh, get out the metal paddle and beat her ass until it hurts to sit
>>12467272Someone with a drowning obsession.
>>12467274>the shitRemove "the". Dumpire is just a shitty little brat who doesn't respect her elders.
>>12467279Stay mad, she's still best girl.Ryu's a QT though.
>>12467283>best girlShe's scared of ghosts! How could best girl be scared of ghosts?
>>12467283I like the werewolf more.
>>12467286She's not enough of a charismatic pervert yet.>>12467285Don't be hating on her charm points.
>>12467289She's still muh favorite.
>>12467289>charm pointsShe is without charm or maturity.
>>12467294Sweet jesus, the only mature characters in the entire thing are the Ara ara Vampire milf, and 2/3 of Kuromine's friends.
>>12467296No, the only mature character is the great principal!...this joke went over your head completely, didn't it?
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00003567
>>12467373Fluff...
>>12466493this story is making me hot, bothered and confused about my own sexuality
>>12467380Just accept the fact that the limits of your libido have experienced thermic expansion.
http://imgur.com/0pNaojI
>>12467476Now THAT is stronk.
>>12467476>http://imgur.com/0pNaojIFastball Special?IN MY ACTION HAREM?
>>12467482Technically he is being catapaulted not thrown
>>12467493It is still a big muscle person tossing a scrappy little person
>>12467373What store?
>>12467493Still a fast ball special.http://imgur.com/mtM8neq
>>12467499Good Lord above
>>12467499The Crab is a true Assmaster.
>>12466928>not on Exhentai for some reason.You never heard about wani purge and jews ruined everything, now even hentai?
>>12467499Is thatpussyfang
Hold on to your dicks.Mines currently in a splint.http://imgur.com/tGCoes0
>>12467499>http://imgur.com/mtM8neqMy god. That vulva.
>>12467511>http://imgur.com/tGCoes0...holy shit.
>>12467509Yes. Though wouldn't the pussy be covering the ass fang then
>>12467511>dem abs>dat one pieceI am content.
>>12467511Jesus, dose abs.
>>12467511Asterio is looking more buff there
>>12467511>Beach ChapterBrace yourselves boys, who's ready to charge that frontier like Omaha?
>>12467511We better get a clean version
>>12467520And then the octopus tentacles rise from the sea...
>>12467522Octowitch cometh?
>>12467522And nothing was lost that day, only gained.
>>12467522Kraken actually.
>>12467511Seen those bouncing breasts before
>>12467525Kraken Sorceress/Witch/Cthulhu cultist?*SQUEE*
>>12467117You seem to be having trouble with where to put commas when there are conjunctions about so allow me to copy pasta my previous advice to some other anon.A good rule of thumb when you're trying to determine whether of not you need a comma before a conjunction is if you can separate the sentence into different sentences than you need a comma e.g. "She was happy, and I was happy." since you can have the sentences "She was happy. I was happy.", but "She was happy and sassy." would have no comma since you can't split that sentence around the conjunction. Thus ends my patronizing lesson.
>>12467531http://imgur.com/KplQLs0Kraken.
>>12467535>http://imgur.com/KplQLs0...I like where this is going.
>>12467535Where a Rubberman when you need em?
>>12467535>http://imgur.com/KplQLs0That's some imagery there.
Apparently it's a little bonus chapter and a beach chapter.And Asterios in a tshirt.My life is nearly complete.http://imgur.com/3Z0smav
>>12467547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>12467511>>12467547Oh God my dick.
>>12467547Here's hoping harpies don't have frail bones, eh?>>12467535Actual Monsters? Time for some badass shounen heroism.
>>12466806It's rough and could use some work, but nice.
>>12467547>http://imgur.com/3Z0smavMine too, Hound. Mine too.Now we just need previews of the mothers...
>>12467511I demand that the new thread starts with this pic.
http://imgur.com/Inmz9Hh
>>12467651Aha! I knew it! Best Okayado Girl incoming! Hound, I could kiss you, no Alp. Well maybe a little Alp.
>The basis of the story of Alraune(German for mandrake) dates to the Middles Ages in Germany. The humanoid-shaped Mandrake root or Mandragora officinarum was widely believed to be produced by the semen of hanged men under the gallows.>Yfw plant girls are literal Semen Demons
>>12467651...Holy /god/. She is pure sex.
>>12467654>Best Okayado Girl incoming!http://imgur.com/9xDQwoF
>>12467651Ewww, tentacles
>>12467661You make a compelling case, but I remain undaunted.
>>12467661>http://imgur.com/9xDQwoF>Those proportionsVomitingGirl.jpg
>>12467661Giantess a shit
>>12467663Yes, glorious, squishy, slimy tentacles that caress you all over and explore every nook and cranny, and the suction cups that leave hickies everywhere...
>>12467669And then one slowly squirms into and penetrates your rectum, folding over so the suction cups don't give painful hickies. Slowly beginning to pump and penetrate and grind against your prostate as she just smiles serenely at you while holding you still in all the rest of her tentacles. Not even touching your cock with them and forcing a slow, deliberate orgasm from just prostate stimulation.
>>12467664http://imgur.com/nxcwHvA
>>12467674Y-yeah. I thought that was obvious.>>12467675>dat beauty markThe ara aras are endless this month. Hound, I could give my Alp pussy to you for this.
>>12467675>http://imgur.com/nxcwHvA...would love forever and spend an eternity with in her magical underwater kindgom.
>>12467651I am so hard right now.
>>12467675>You will never enter her magical realm
>>12467675...do.... do we know her name yet?
>>12467691Not yet. http://i.imgur.com/7i6rFxi
>>12467691>>12467697Ursula maybe?
>>12467697She can't swim?
>>12467702Ursula is so... wrong for an octopus really. Its the name for a bear, not an octopus. But it does have a sensual flow.
>>12467664Asterio Ara Ara mode - http://imgur.com/dtZ4tzh
>>12467707Well, she was holding an anvil on a stick. She'd sink.
>>12467708It's a reference. To the Little Mermaid.
>>12467674>>12467669GAAAAAYYYY
>>12467715But its a woman doing it. How can it be gay?
>>12467709That's a little... off, for her, but I'm not complaining.>>12467715>a guy and a girl is gayThis keeps happening.
>>12467719>This keeps happening.I know. People thing girls giving guys pegging or prostate massages or rimming is gay. When its not. Its just girl on boy assplay.We fuck their butts, and they don't even have prostates or any real capacity to get alot of pleasure from it. Sure, women can learn to really enjoy it and some /love/ it and can orgasm from it. But men actually have equipment to dramatically increase their pleasure, the size of their orgasms, and experience a different kind of masculine orgasm from it.
>>12467718So you mean it's not gay to be pegged by dildo if it's woman?
>>12467725>pegging>not gaythis is what fags actually believe
>>12467728So if a woman takes it up the ass she's a lesbian, because anal intercourse = homosexuality? I don't understand, are you sure you know what being gay means?
>>12467725Being fucked by a plastic dick is not gay?Seriously? Fucking seriously?Stop denying your true nature, alp-kun, come out of closet already
>>12467731Pegging is a woman using a strapon to fuck a dude in the ass. Stop grasping at straws faggot.
>>12467731http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11wbUkaaDE
>>12467733>a man and a woman have sex>it's gayNo matter what, I just don't see how this works. You really don't know what being gay means, do you? Just admit it, you're embarrassing yourself.>>12467735>grasping at strawsPoint out how sex between a man and a woman is gay, when it is by definition the very opposite.
>>12467726I thought that was a given. Its a woman involved. There are no balls touching.>>12467728>This is what people who are actually closeted homosexuals actually believe
>>12467719>That's a little... off, for her, but I'm not complaining.She's always sweet. And it would help in context that he was freaking out the page before so she calmed him down motherly like.
>>12467733>>12467735You're sad. Stop being sad. You're the one in the closet with how hard you're screaming about this.
>>12467741...Oh god how can I love Asterio more?
>>12467739>If he doesn't agree with my homosexual practices that means he's closeted. :^) ebin>>12467737You're taking a phallus into your rectum while you're a man. It's gay.
>>12467741>motherly likeWhile I wish to fill her with babies, I don't really see her motherly side as being very prominent. Any more Octowitch?
>>12467737When man being fucked by a dick in the ass - it's gay.That's how simple it isNot so simple about lesbians though, but we don't talk about them
>>12467750>dickBut a dildo is not a dick. And since it's a man and a woman doing it, it isn't gay, it's straight. Anal stimulation is not homosexuality, being attracted to your own gender is.
>>12467750You shouldn't talk about a lot of things when you're that stupid.
>>12467747>>12467750Um... its a woman doing it. It doesn't matter if its a phallic object being worked in and out of the butt. Its still a woman.Sorry. That's just straight guys enjoying prostate stimulation from their loving, freaky kinky girlfriends.Something you'll never enjoy.
>>12467755Double Dubs speak truth.
>>12467745http://imgur.com/hqNx6t7>>12467748Not much, just her on the beach having a drink, then the next bad guy showing up.http://imgur.com/awf5QKmAnd what good are harpies if not for tentacles. http://imgur.com/MXtZVDm
>>12467755I am sure you'd enjoy being an alp if you really crave dick that much.
>>12467759>harpy molestationThis is good, Papi has been getting off too easy.>>12467761But it's not dick that's involved here, are you a troll or just retarded?
>>12467763>Dildo>plastic dick>not a dick
>>12467761>>12467764...but Anon, if I became an Alp, I wouldn't have a prostate anymore... and anal stimulation wouldn't be as fun.Besides, they're phallic objects. They don't /have/ to be shaped like penises.Its very nice when your loving girlfriend grinds her breasts against your back and orgasms noisily as she works her double ended dildo with its clit-massaging section right against your prostate and her other hand is lovingly jerking you off at the same time.Its transcendent.
>>12466377Where can I find the earlier parts of your story?
>>12467769Negawalker pls
>>12467764It's a tool. A dick is not. The tool is used for a purpose, to stimulate to prostate and stuff. It's not something that's being lusted after. I know admitting you don't know what you're talking about is hard, so would you kindly stop talking altogether?
>>12467769>Alps don't have prostatesIn my headcanon they do, thereby adding another advantage over the common Succuslut.
>>12467774I like your headcanon.
>>12467769Disgusting>>12467772If you weren't so deep in the closet I am sure you'd admit your voracious appetite for cocks.
>>12467763>>12467769>>12467772I let you in on a little secret. Stop talking to people too stupid to have a basic understanding of kink and sexuality. You're putting in more time and effort than the "but dats gay" response is worth.
>>12467759I was wrong... I could love her more.
>>12466367I like this.
>>12467778Fine, I'll stop it, but I'll be suckered into it again next time. I want to believe people have some redeeming qualities that justify reasoning with them, even if they really don't.
>>12467778>>12467781>If I shut out the truth then I won't have to realize I am gay!
>>12467785Go fly a kite, kid.
>>12467770Here you go.http://pastebin.com/xNpFiL7M
>>12467771If you don't watch out, the next story I write is going to be lots of kraken anal stimulation of the grandson of the privateer captain who defeated her when she was her regular self before the rise of the Demon Lord.They saved the harbor that day......but she has returned for revenge.And cute little pirate cabin boy butt.
>>12467788Yes please. Plunder that booty!
>>12467781Well main thing is this is all anonymous. You could have a perfectly decent conversation with them over a different topic an hour later and wouldn't know any better. So there's nothing to legitimately redeem and reasoning with would imply they have the cognitive power to accept reason and understand things in the first place. They don't, and the next retard to pipe up won't either.
>>12467788Then you will be new bob
>>12467796Did you not read my Iron Maiden story?Did you not know I was the one who initially wrote the greentext 'purrjob' with the cheshire with the boy sitting on her face getting kittytongue rimmed while she purred as she rubbed her big soft breasts around his cock until he sprayed cum all over her girlabs?
>>12467796That would be a shame.I actually like Negawalker's stories so far.
I wanna date a monster girl.
>>12467802I'm glad! It makes for good practice. Really enjoying writing monster girl stories.
>>12467811Dis gay
>>12467759That's what those Harpies get for having arms. disgusting.
>>12467788Octopus can squeeze through any hole big enough for the beak.>>12467800It's kind of interesting that for all the bitching and harping about fetishes, no one really raises issue with anything written unless it's obnoxiously forced into the thread on a constant basis. I think the moral is to write what you want but for the love of fuck don't have a drawfag draw it and constantly spam about it after the fact for lulz. It really quickly stops being about the fetish when that happens anyway, but yeah.
>>12467823I think this is an /excellent/ moral lesson, yes.
>>12467823Kraken are squid. And could you guys quit talking about octopus? It's making me want to make octopus stew, and I don't want to have to run all the way down to the fish market for the main ingredient.
>>12467828I have trouble eating octopus or squid, mostly because I don't think I've ever eaten /good/ samples of either. Reminds me too much of eating overly chewy rubber.
>>12467833Chewy means they were overcooked. Quit burning your delicious tender shellfish.
http://imgur.com/3bH1DR4
>>12467838Only had restaurant stuff. And clearly bad. Damnit.
>>12467844>http://imgur.com/3bH1DR4>That kraken eyeglow...its like its us.
>>12467844Asterio is hugging him while the Harpies take it? Good to know she has her priorities straight.
>>12467850You can tell if it were put into an anime slot, she'd just say>Chance................
>>12467844>>12467846That does it. I'm getting a couple of octopi and making stew. Catch you guys in a couple hours. Will take pics if requested.
>>12467828Well pretty much same thing, the 'incirrina' body with no internal bones can squeeze through anything bigger than the beak. Kraken or octo-monster girls in general obviously has bones, but the tentacles would probably work the same. Not something to think on too much anyway considering stuff like internal mass and relative size, get into FATAL levels of processing, but funny thought.
Spider and Fly guy here, still developing my pirate story, I think it's evolving into something else entirely, with the pirate thing now really as a backdrop. really, a pirate story would just be a retread of Black Lagoon. Anyway, I have the crew worked out ( as well as a villain and the villain's pawns and henchmen) and I wanted to take a preliminary poll to see who people would like to see the MC paired with. No harems. We have:Căpcăun Captain, an 8 foot ogre with dog earspelvis bruiser, loud, tattooed, drunk, Romanian accent. You will be the cabin boy, but only hers. Scylla Mechanic: tomboy, think Leopon team from GuP, sweaty t shirts and modified coveralls, tentacles absentmindedly holding wrenches and turning bolts that shouldn't be turnedSalamander on weaponsHot blooded, complete fucking maniac, but a great shotLizardman on weaponsOther side to the Salamander coin, cool, calm professional shooter who keeps her head under fireDanuki accountantShe won't own the MC through contact, because the MC signed a contract with the Navy and can now spot a fishy contractSea Snake LamiaSnake ball, y'all. 10 hours at a time. goddamn. Shark Girl CoxswainFeeding frenzy. All I need to say. She's pretty good in a fist fight too. OR, you could go the no girls route. Keep it strictly story. http://strawpoll.me/2530115Also, this isn't a final decision, really, I'm just gauging what people are interested in. It could end up as the final decision, who knows?
>>12467861>pirates are a backdropSo what is it about now?
>>12467844How many times have you masturbated since you got these pictures? There is no god for no just and benevolent being would allow us to go without monster girls.
>>12467857Squid have a pen bro. It goes.Octopi>no boneSquid> (normal pen, or shell like nautiloids or amminoids)Cuttlefish (bigass pen like a bellemnoid)It's like you people have never gutted a squid before.
>>12467866>It's like you people have never gutted a squid before.This is true. Wiki was also not very helpful, time for sudoku.
>>12467864There's an anti monster extremist group. Someone controls them behind the scenes. Our hero gets involved after becoming a crew member. there will still be some high seas action against pirates and sea mercenaries, but I can't make a story based entirely on action.
>>12467865http://imgur.com/5LoMutx
>>12467866Cuttlefish ans octopi are so fucking awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwOi7HpHtQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84
>>12467874>anti monster extremist groupPlease no. Make it SoL, as in, the case of the week stuff with the crew, not some cliched destroy all monsters shit, that's just... eww. I'd rather a Black Lagoon with Monster Girls than that. Or better yet, make it more Firefly than Black Lagoon, in that they spend less time shooting stuff up and more time developing the characters and chasing their next paycheck. Life at sea is boring as fuck most of the time, so funny bickering galore.Yes, I am telling you what to do again.>>12467876I can't take much more of this. Chapter out when?
>>12467874>anti monster extremist groupConsidering its set in the Spider and Fly universe I'd say they were a rather sympathetic group, though.
>>12467759Holy shit I want to hug Asterio
>1837/300/10Can we just make a new thread instead of crashing my browser
>>12467895No. You will take it like a man until we go down.
>>12467891http://imgur.com/u0Bb7tY
>>12467874>SoLThat's not a story. I won't reveal anything else, but consider that most extremist groups are filled with angry, gullible, easily mislead idiots. Although, the firefly Idea is good, that's what I had in mind for the stuff that wasn't the main story arc. I just can't write something I don't have an ending for. My idea is to have the main character keeping a diary, but also for there to be a third person narrator that sees the things the MC doesn't. >>12467883But not every Monstergirl in that universe is a rapist, but these guys want all of them gone. They're really more a means to introduce the big bad.
>>12467876I need this chapter, and I need those two doujins with a lactating minotaur to get scanned, I don't care if they get translated but they need to be scanned. Then I might believe there is a god.
>>12467895No, we mustn't waste /jp/ board space.Which browser are you using?
>>12467905meant to quote >>12467883instead of myself
>>12467903Jesus, just that outfit.
>>12467907>inb4 Internet Explorer
>>12467882I can't quote, I've been up all night.
>>12467905>that's not a storyYes it is. Why wouldn't it be?>can't write something I don't have an ending forWhat? Where's the fun in writing something if you know how it's going to end? The fucking journey man! Not the destination!But it's your story, go ahead and do what you want. But I think you're on thin ice if "anti monster girl group" is your primary antagonist in a story like this. Why am I even giving you advice when you're better than me anyway?
>>12467906Well I'll have fulls raws in a couple of days maybe. This one I've been posting is from the Premium magazine, but not sure if they are switching it over to it instead of the regular one.>two doujinsThere is only one Okayado one with the minotaurAlso, my little giant can't be seeing stuff that lewdhttp://imgur.com/BOphE9a
>>12467922> "anti monster girl group" is your primary antagonistThey aren't. They're a front for the big bad. And I seriously can't write a story that has no end. I have Spider and the Fly mapped out to the end, and I had it like that since before I started writing it. It's the execution of the story that takes so much time.
>>12467925Rather than rushing to their aid, she's just getting flustered? She loves it.
>>12467928>big badOkay, sure, but... this just isn't the kind of setup that warrants something like that. I just can't get behind this.
>>12467907google botnet
>>12467905>not every monster girl is a rapistBut enough of them are to be a problem. You'd find fucking loads of people joining groups like this if it actually happened. No one is going to like the idea of some superpowered species with a fondness for human men just wandering around our planet like they own the place. Hell, most human women would instantly join this group, so that's about half the planet's population already signed up.
>>12464864>>12464878>>12464904>>12467925The other one is talked about in those three posts, guy deleted the image but it was delicious looking. I don't think its the same one but either way there is no justice that both are not scanned.
>>12467922>not knowing how your story is going to endThank you! I was worried I was alone in my unplanned-ness.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the purest monster girl of them all?
>>12467933Trust me, I think it'll work. >>12467946yeah, but, if you were to try to spur the average person into action over something they say they're passionate about, you'd get a bunch of lame excuses. The most the average asshole is willing to do is sign a fucking petition. That's what makes extremists and people willing to take action a small minority. >>12467951Unicorn, really. boring as shit.
>>12467951>UnicornShe saves herself for marriage.Too bad about that horse pussy, though.
>>12467955>trust meNot until Grey Fox Girl is safe. And even then I will remain cautious. Because after bringing up Firefly, I was reminded of its cancellation. Trust no one.
>>12467922You have to know a general outline of how your story is suppose to go, like how you want to start it, a few things you want to happen in the middle, and how you want to end it. Other wise it can go off in some weird direction that makes no sense. You have to know where you want to take the story to actually take the story, you don't have to think of every thing that's going to happen, in fact its better that you don't, that you let the story flow from the few points, but those points are there to keep it all together.
>>12467955>>12467959You say horse pussy and after marriage lewd passionate sex like they are bad things.
>>12467963>comparing me to FOX, thinking I would cancel FireflyThat hurts my feelings. Trust me, Grey Fox will smile again one day. >>12467964This nigga knows. >>12467966It's not even the horse pussy that bothers me, she's just boring as fuck.
>>12467966One of those things is terrible. Can you guess which one?
>>12467964>You have to knowI beg to differ, and so does Stephen King. Whether or not you think he's a good writer, he gets stuff done by pulling everything out his ass as he goes along. Except for the endings, which usually suck. But still. Thinking is for the gloopy ones. Real genius uses like, inspiration and such.>>12467967>trust meI never trust anyone who says that. Fucking Aladdin taught me that.
>>12467947It was part of the same one.
>>12467969Just give me the Goddamn lamp, anon. Stephen king's endings blow. He's really good at atmosphere and scaring the shit out of me. I take inspiration from a lot of stuff happening in this thread, but I know the way the story will go before I write it.
>>12467955>no one would actThis would be HUGE. And depending on how many of them prove to be rapists, a lot of people would be happy to use lethal force on them. In the Spider and Fly story, you already have loads of important people getting kidnapped and raped, it isn't hard to imagine a lot of people wanting these things dead. I certainly wouldn't be happy with them being around my neighborhood in this setting.
>>12467969Nigga getting stuff done does not show how good somebody is, or genius in anyway. If somebody can't write for shit yet they make 10,000 books in their life time does that make them good? Pulling an entire book out of your ass is a very risky move that very rarely works if ever. Real genius is having a plan, like I said just have a general outline of where it starts and where you want to take it and then adapt the fuck out of that while your writing to make things better.>>12467973Dammit, well still my point stands that it needs to be scanned.
>>12467950Nah people work different ways in general, like mathematical or artistically minded. You have people that set up some key framework and know everything front to back from the start because it's math, and people that see a space and imagine creating something on it.
>>12467981>geniusThe genius bit was quote from A Clockwork Orange, it was meant as a joke. Don't sperg about it.>>12467976>I know the way the story will goBut then the story and the characters aren't alive, anon.
>>12467977Well, the part about that is I have Monster Girls trying to prove that not all of them want to rape all the men they can find. For example, Al-qaeda. They have some support, but it's silly to believe EVERY Muslim wants the destruction of western civilization. The ones that do get missiles fired at their relatives' wedding or end up doing the ice bucket challenge in a black site in Poland. These Monstergirls that rape and enslave are a relatively small faction, the rest want peace, (and dick).
>>12467987>aren't alivethe character development happens continuously, the story arc is set. Things the characters do can change small things or help the story get there a different way, but the end result is the same. For me, at least.
>>12467987I didn't know what that was, I had too look it up. But still just because you actually have a plan for your story and don't want to just throw up on a page doesn't mean the story is going to suck. Lots of people actually plan their actions and almost always its better than not even knowing the story you want to write down.
>>12467966>after marriage lewd passionate sex>bad thingWhen did I imply that, anon?
>>12467995You missed my point. Being "alive" means that things happen that you, the author, didn't plan for. Stuff that comes out of your subconsciousness without any intention from your part. If you don't know what I'm talking about then that's okay I guess.>>12467996I never said the story would suck if it's planned out, I just think things flow more naturally when they're not planner. I usually write either very little very slowly, or a lot and in a short time, and the difference is always the planning. I try to plan something, it doesn't go anywhere, ever. I let things flow naturally, and they tend to work out for the better. I mean, none of it is good anyway, but I enjoy the process more in the latter case.
>>12468001That's what I'm saying, let things just happen, but keep a few key points here and there to keep everything together. I'm saying know how you want to start the story, a few points here and there that you really want to add, but can take out if they don't fit, and know how you want to end the story. Its all flexible and you only think of what you want to happen not what will. Its nothing more than a guide to keep your thoughts on track with this story to make sure it all makes sense. None of those points have to stay but the point is to get the ideas flowing from those points.
>>12468001>without any intention on your partThat's how I brainstorm. I stand around at work between jobs and just formulate the story. I thought of a port for the crew to use, Malta, then I remembered the Knights Hospitalier were based out of there. I looked them up, their fighting in the crusades, and thought, wouldn't a religious, anti-monster group of men calling themselves knights and paladins fit right in? My story has been springing from my subconscious, I just haven't written it all down yet. Or any, in the case of this story.
>>12468009>springing from my subconsciousYou misunderstand, I don't mean coming up with ideas and then writing them down, I mean ideas coming out as you write. I can't explain this properly, so I'll just stop now.>>12468008Whatever works for you, I guess.
>>12468016as i write? I'm writing it in my head. just because I'm not putting it down, doesn't mean the story isn't happening. Things change in the execution, as well. Sometimes I get suggestions from anons in the thread, which is why I'm here asking in the first place. That Finnish Alp has been helping some too.
>>12468022>The Finnish AlpWhich has been me, the entire time. What a twist!
>>12468016We're talking about the same thing man, but we plan out before hand some things we want to put in and refine them as we are writing. 90% of the story is just stuff we come up with as we write, its just that other 10% that we come up with before hand to make sure its all good.
>>12468025ALLLLPPPP!!! Seriously, though, thanks.
>>12468029If you really want to thank me, give me a killer idea in return.
>>12468025Directed by M. Night. Shamalamadingdong
>>12468035Even he wouldn't stoop so low....yet.
>>12468032A wurm who builds a spaceship to go to the moon.
>>12468038Oh, he hasn't seen these threads yet. If he does, a whole new level of cinematic suck will emerge.
>>12468040Not after what happened to Willzyx. Maybe I'll just steal the after school LARP idea from earlier on.
>>12468032A succubus who is afraid of dicks has to drive a bus over 50mph or it will explode
>>12468032for which story? The Andrea the Shota-Alp one? I don't know where you're going with that one. For Life after Death? I just want to that to end with the MC cumming all over Charon's everything. >>12468040That would be funny. How about a Wurm astrophysicist who has weird foibles but is really brilliant? Like she does things that people think is stupid, but she's writing a book that will change the nature of man's (and Monstergirl's) understanding of the universe>>12468046The bus is made of dicks and fueled by cum.
>>12468050>for which storyFor a new one, preferably, even a one-shot is fine. I've got the two stories I'm working on somewhat down, save for a little bit of motivation trouble in getting through the boring stuff in the Dark Elf thingie.
>>12468045I approve.
>>12468054Write a one shot about Näkki-chan, who just wants to find her one true love without drowning the poor fool. >Damn, that's the third one who couldn't swim.
I've got a really retarded one shot lined up, about an out of work Paladin working in an office with monster girls.
>>12468063Go on then.
>>12468063I hope this nigga is dense.
I really liked the shota-alp story with Andrea. I was really sad when Alpanon deleted them. When she used her tailspade on herself for the first time was adorable.And the promise of the first sex between her and Anon was really really sweet.I looked forward to reading her blush and fluster and then neeeeed his penis and then take it inside her for the first time.
>>12468072Its just the side stories and side character weirdness I couldn't follow or grasp. But the burgeoning love story/romance there was really sweet.
>>12468072If it makes you feel any better, you'll get to follow another Alp with the same name go through the same process, just with a different guy. Who's way cooler.>>12468077That was all setup for stuff that WAS going to be part of the main story but it never happened and I apologized for it so can we please just pretend it never ever happened?
>>12468032The making of an All-Lamia Band.
>>12468086Screw the Serpen-Teens, I'm a fan of Dark Elf Idol with Drills. Who needs a name.
>>12468086>>12468087Lamias can't play drums. We've been over this. You need at least one member with feet. I recommend a drunken Salamander for the Keith Moon effect.
>>12468063Do it.>Brings a suitcase packing only his shield and sword to work every day>He has a bit of trouble when dialing his desk's phone because of his metal gauntlets>His boss keeps walking by his desk, making sure to check him up every day, sometimes getting a bit too closed>All coworkers come to him first when they need a hand with something>He wonders why he keeps getting a weird feel in his pants whenever he drinks coffee from the office's coffe maker during breaks>Secretly plays Sun-Praising Simulators on his computer while waiting for more paperwork to arrive
>>12468096>paladin>praising the SunYou done goofed.
>>12468096>has to have the workplace accommodate his 5 times daily Sun Praising.
>>12468098There's nothing wrong with him praising Pelor.
>>12468087>NameHow about Darkwood? Also,>Screw the Serpen-TeensFool me once...I'm mad.>>12468092Anon, they're in their late teens. Where are they going to find a drunken, self-destructive Salamander to be a drummer?Make it a Doppelganger.
>>12468115>DarkwoodHenceforth she shall be Kuromori Maya, any objections?
>>12468115Keith Moon was a teen when he joined the Who, the story of him blowing up his first hotel toilet was only his 21st birthday
>>12468096>>12468098>>12468100>>12468113>Damphir office girl who's just got into the company looks up to the Paladin like an idol>Always willing to help him out, talking to him like a private would talk to a sargeant>She strives to work as hard as him>She ends up burning through the ranks as time passes, and ends up being his supervisor>Still treats him with respect as if he was still her superior
>>12468122>Any objections?Neigh.
>>12468098Paladins can praise whatever they want dingus.
>>12468176No they can't, paladins are a dogmatic religious organization that punishes the praising of heretical things with death and/or torture.
>>12468178what if the religion he practices worships a sun god
>>12468178You didn't describe what they praise, though. inb4 God but come on, let creativity flow.
>>12468178Are you fucking retarded? Paladins don't even need a patron deity anyways. They can just dedicate themselves to righteousness.
>>12468198>are you fucking retardedIsn't that the greatest argument ever? Okay, tell me what a paladin is.
>>12468176Actually the phrase "Praise the Sun!" comes from an order of knights in Dark Souls who aren't shown to have any Paladin members outright. There is another covenant that DOES worship the gods that do have Paladins within their order, but they do not Praise the Sun.http://imgur.com/jeK1cCE
>>12468204I know where it comes from.>>12468202Literally a warrior cleric that dedicates themselves to being righteous. They can praise any God as long as they aren't evil.
http://imgur.com/EUuVaEG
>>12468208>literally a warrior clericSo you're basing it off of DnD?
>>12468209Must. Spread. Sun lotion. On.
>All this discussion about Paladin dogmas and beliefshttp://i.imgur.com/YFIEVtz.jpg
>>12468213You mean the lore that pretty much everything else bases itself off of? Yes.
>>12468215I'd be more concerned why the giant is looming over me with a big hunk of corn.
>>12468218Gotta corrupt these paladins before they smite all the fun.
>>12468220>everything elseExcept that paladins were real, but whatever. The thread canon has been more in line with "scary dogmatic knights who follow an unspecified monotheistic religion" and seek to kill all Monsters and heretics.>>12468221>giantShe's not THAT big.
>>12468229>The PaladinsThey have literally nothing to do with fantasy paladins except the name.
>>124682297'+ of anvil wielding muscle says otherwise.
>>12468234Apart from being knights, and highly religious. Which is really all they need to be.
>>12468234>>12468242They also had a tendency to smite people that they viewed as morally opposed to them.
>>12462863Alrighty, then...>Happy-go-lucky, Wacky, Lively and Dull-witted Dragon>Sarcastic, Joker and Reliable LizardmanSo.... I have a Dragon straight from Cloudcuckooland on one side of the house and an unbearable smartass of a Lizardman on the other.I'm... actually okay with this.
So MGG hates futa and yuri. Is that all? What else does MGG hate?
>>12468276Bob
>>12468276>/mgg/ hatesI hate neither. The only thing that is universally hated here is NTR.
>>12468276NTR, the great nemesis.
>>12468276nice things. Aslo NTR
>>12468276Matango and Succubi
Times were hard for the humble Paladin. The Demon Lord had won, and monstergirls were now accepted throughout the kingdom. A Paladin no longer had any place in a world where men now freely slept with these monstrous women. But the new government was determined to retrain these poor men, and reintergrate them into decent society. No matter what the cost."How many more times are you going to get sent here this week!?"You bravely faced your foe, a mighty dragon. But you had battled this monstrosity many a time before, and were not afraid. You were Sir Alfred Yaleton, noble Paladin and servant of our most wondrous Chief Goddess. Compared to her love this demon was but a helpless child. By the end of the day many a tale would be told about your heroic vanquishing of Kathy from Human Resources."You kneed Heather in the face! All she did was offer you a titfuck!" The dragon snarled. The evil beast was correct, you had indeed battled with the foul Holstaurus from accounting, and tasted sweet victory before your nemesis had summoned you into her dark lair. "You might have given her concussion, you fuckwit!" Smoke billowed from her mouth as she glowered down at you. Her room had been made fireproof due to health and saftey concerns, the concerns being that she might burn down this building like the last two she was stationed at.How such a mighty warrior had fallen, not long ago you were a legend, a protector of the innocent. Songs were sung of your great deeds by the finest bards of the land, and Tom Jones. But now you simply toiled away in an office surrounded by the repugnant beasts who you once fought bitterly against.
>>12468292some people like succuslutsMatango is universal, however. Jesus fuck, they suck.
>>12468295you had me til>kneed a Holstasaurus in the facethey're so gentle, anon. Why would you hurt one?
>>12468295>and Tom JonesI'm liking this so far.
>Monstergirl sci-fi frontier story set in the far future>Focuses on the human captain, and his ragtag crew of monstergirls trying to make a living in a mostly monstergirl-racist star system>The crew fights against an anarchist succubus pirate, herself being the captain of a crew of dastardy monstergirls>Like the wurm who wants people to treat her like something besides an idiot, and the withered matango who only wants to be loved.I should really take this story out of planning sometime.
>>12468295"Ara ara! Alfie's been a naughty boy!" cooed an arachne hanging from the celing. You didn't know what kind of incantation "ara ara" was, but you thought it best to assume she was attempting to curse you. You reached for your holy shield to protect yourself, only to remember it was confiscated last week, when you hit that lizardwoman in the head with it for slapping your ass.The arachne decended from her web, cluttered with paperwork and a terrified, struggling temp. "I think you need to relax a little. How would you like to keep little Timothy here some company?" She grinned, pointing to the sobbing boy. Numerous monstergirls swooned at the thought of a dashing Paladin being forced to make out with an innocent young child."Unhand that child, wicked demon!" You cry, waving a half eaten toblerone menacingly towards the arachne, because your sword was also confiscated. There was that amnesty and your councilor really thought it would help your progress if you could just let go. You still lamented the day you handed your divine blade over to those monsters, but at least you had an angsty story to tell at the next group session."I'm not a child I'm 23!" Protested the boy, as he continued to struggle fruitlessly against the demonic spider's bonds."Do not fear, child! I have slain many a demon in my time, and will soon have you free!" You assure him, as the arachne completely ignores you in favour of caressing her tits and moaning lewdly in an attempt to arouse you both.You prepare to strike this revolting wench down when you are interrupted by the terrifying scream of a succubus:"YALETON! IN MY OFFICE, NOW!"
>>12468316Yes you should. We don't have anything like that yet.
>>12468317>Fujoshit monster girlsWhy do I like that?>>12468316Yeah, I think that's better than my pirate idea. Fuck, I wish I could do sci fi
>>12468299"Once aroused, they will turn violent" -KC
>>12468321I've been planning it for about two months now. Hell, I've got most of the plot and all of the main characters figured out.But I've still got two short stories to finish. And it seems that I'm much better at writing short stories than longer works.
>>12468323"I'm a fucking idiot who can't write for shit."-KC
>>12468316A futuristic sci-fi space pirate setting, huh? You should get on that. I don't think we've even had any sci-fi storiesReminds me of my idea of making a mech story with monstergirls, but I don't exactly know how
>>12468327>Mech storyBunch of guys using Mechs to "fight" Wurms? The most expensive toys in history!
>>12468328Seriously, I really don't know how to even start the thingAll I had was the characters and a vague idea of the plot but I ended up giving up entirely.
>>12468328They're basically just Hulkbuster suits, customised for hugging.
>>12468333You make it into a mockumentary about a "Wurm Wrangler", a guy who uses a mech to wrassle and hug Wurms as a way for them to blow off steam and have the patience to control their insane strength in everyday life.
>>12468317>You didn't know what kind of incantation "ara ara" wasMy fucking sides
>>12468342...and then he gets drunk and makes a bet with a coworker that he can wrestle a Sandworm into submission with his custom mech suit. Which he then has to adjust to be on the same scale.
>>12468317I wish to be the Timothy
>>12468348...which results in him becoming indebted to a Tanuki loan shark. After winning the bet, he has trouble paying back and gets contracted by the Tanuki to go into a river delta to wrassle Con Rit girls.
>>12468317The unholy temptress who you now unfortunately answer to has demanded your presence. She most likely has a grievance with you over the injury of Heather from accounting. Monstergirls were sore losers indeed."Kathy just spoke to me." The blue abominiation scowled. "Heather has had to go to the hospital for a check up. That's four girls you've sent home with an injury this week, Alfred. Tell me, how do you justify yourself in all this?" The imposingly tall woman leaned back in her big leather chair, furiously glaring at you the whole time, her breasts straining against the business suit that was clearly far too small for her."I will vanquish all evil before me, vile woman!" You proudly boast. "Heather from accounting was no match for my riteousness and might! She dared to challenge a Paladin and she paid the penalty for it!""YOU FUCKING BEAT A WOMAN'S HEAD IN FOR TRYING TO FUCK YOU!" The succubus bellowed. "It would be bad enough if there weren't three others this week, too! I know I agreed to this stupid program, but this is fucking rediculous! If I see you in my office one more time this week, you're fired! Get the fuck out of my sight!"Foolish demon, did she not know that you had your armour reinforced against flame magic? She was clearly an amatuer at best. You walk truimphantly from the succubi's office, and realise you're hungry. Remaining vigilant against the evils of this new world builds a healthy appetite in you.
>>12468333So does >>12468342>>12468348>>12468358sound in any way good? Here's what a Con Rit is.http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Con_Rit
>>12468369Man, this guy has issues. What he needs is a closed ward.
>>12468372I'll admit, you're all more creative than I am or I'll ever be. I was thinking of something like a super long war or something, you've seen mech shows, with two factions fighting over power or somethingI can't do comedy for some reason. sarcasm yes, but apparently I wasn't born with the funny bone
>>12467780Thank you.
>>12468369I like this guy. A man who sticks to his principles.
>>12468382>wasn't born with the funny boneNeither was I, but I still wrote about Charon. Now go write it!
>>12468388How about someone else take. I don't think I'm fit yet for certain storiesYes I am backing out
>>12468388>I still wrote about Charon.That's the punny bone. It's connected to the funny bone, but it's a different structure.
>>12468390Pansy. You'll never learn to fly if you don't jump from a fatal height with no safety measures!>>12468393Either way I don't have it.
>>12468394Well, if someone else were to take the jump from a fatal height without safety measures, I'd at least get an idea on how gravity works, thus helping with the flying processI'm sorry
>>12468401Fine, I'll do it, since it's a too good an idea to pass up, if I do say so myself. Just keep your expectations low.
>>12468382>The clans are now monstergirlsThere. Easy as pie. Bondsman takes on a whole new meaning.>Clan Wolfgirl>Clan Goliath Girta>Clan Vampire Spirit>Clan Kitsune>Clan Purring Jaguargirl>Clan Ice Harpy>Clan Jade Harpy>Clan Nightmare>Clan Monogubuss (destroyed)>Clan Hugbear>Clan Shirohebi>Clan Grapesnake>Clan Stone Manticore>Clan Oomukade>Clan Tanuki>Clan Lamia>Clan Arachne>Clan Cheshire CatThat's as many as I can remember out of the original 20 anyway.
>>12468411Uhh... what are these Clans from? Clans and mechs?
>>12468369You brave your way down to the catheteria, and find to your disgust that today's special is pizza.The savages, did they not know that pizza on a weekday is clearly a sin, as defined in the scripture? The Chief God herself clearly set it out as a weekend thing, this was just a blatant disregard of all good taste. You would purge this entire building for this transgression, but you really did need this job in all honesty, and your councilor would be displeased at you having another "episode".Hungry and dejected, you make your way back to your cubicle. But before you can make it there, you are distracted by the unmistakeable sound of a damsel in distress!"For fucks sake! I just changed the cartridge, what's wrong now?"You burst into the room and decree: "Fear not fair maiden, for I shall aid you in your hour of need!"The woman looks at you and groans "oh just fuck off already, Alfred!"
>>12468406You don't have to do it if you don't want to! I was just trying to make a joke on your joke by adding onto the joke, which in hindsight was a bad idea.Don't force yourself, anon>>12468411That's a lot of Clans. Sounds like a paintball/airsoft/powersuit type story more than a mech-type story
I kind of need to see or read about a widow/cake/MILF getting herself turned into a monster girl so she can feel young again; can anyone help?
>>12468425Mrs. Mamiya from Starless kept herself youthful by becoming quite the semen demon, in that she consumed semen several times a day, in great quantities, for the express purpose of remaining youthful. She was a human monster, and a widow and a MILF.
>>12468419>>12468423>Talks about mechs>Doesn't know who the clans arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMlJQ0G3zk4Muh home planet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-_-8D8R4CU
>>12467192In a shocking turn of events, I stopped being lazy and did a quick sketch of one of my ideas for once.If someone wants to clean this up and colour it, you know, make it /good/, be my guest, I'll give some advice about a few of my fuck ups. Otherwise, enjoy my quick sketch of "What if Kirara got turned into a Jinko?">The feel when I used to have a tattooist's level of skill. ;_;
>>12468437http://m.imgur.com/ry61520Hey have the actual link this time!It's 0500, it's too late/early for this shit.
>>12468444The link isn't working for me.
>>12468375FUCK OFF. this righteous paladin is doing the right thing at every turn.
>>12468420Continue.>>12468444That's amusing.
>>12468387He is a true hero for all of us. We should all raise ourselves to his standards.
>>12468444The suspense is killing me
>>12468420You lock eyes with your opponent. Well, it doesn't have eyes due to being a photocopier, but you make a point of glaring at the screen instead, where you assume it would have eyes if it had any."How dare you inconvineience this fair maiden!" You cry, pounding the wretched thing with a box of toner. Your opponent remained stubborn and resolute against your rage, responding only with a mocking "Paper jam in tray 2."Enraged by this callous display, you hit the arrogant box of mimicry with all your might, causing it to make a repeated beeping noise.The copier began to smoke, and shudders. The light fades from the display, and you cast a bolt of holy magic through the wretched thing. Victory was yours!
>>12468448I'll post the actual image next thread.>>12468451It's yet another one of my joke sketches.
>>12468458How long until our dutiful Paladin gets mindbroken?
>>12468458Truly he is the greatest of men, THE GREATEST OF HEROES!
>>12468448>>12468451>>12468456Let's try http://m.imgur.com/ry6I5Z0Dat stupid font for notes.Anyways. Off to kill myself. It's been real.
>>12468463Is this a joke? you can clearly see he is neutron star dense.
>>12468469Ah, good. What's the rune say?
>>12468458This guy deserves a fucking promotion god damn
>>12468472>he is neutron star denseThat's what they all were...
>>12468473Meat.
>>12468473Niku. Lrn2Kanji.
>>12467496what?
http://i.imgur.com/o3k1B96.jpgFULL.BODY.MASSAGE.
>>12468493That's just that bondage Apo again.
>>12468369I fell sorry for the boss, she was probably required by law to hire him because of equal opportunity laws. Damn danukis.
>>12468469Dont be so hard on yourself, you could draw the next fist of the north star.
>>12468493Kill yourself.
>>12468458Before you could savour your great victory over this worthy adversary, it unleased a final curse upon your house with it's dying breath: The fire alarm had been triggered from the smoke it belched into the air, and the fire department it had summoned.This would mean panic throughout the office. It was your duty to ensure that no one was harmed by the wicked photocopier's evil curse, or the rush for the fire exit it would cause.There was no time to waste, you crashed through the thin cubicle wall and screamed at all nearby to run for their lives from the incoming inferno. Realizing that the fire exit was too small for a large influx of people, you hurl the mightiest destructive spell you can at the door, blasting it apart and leaving ample room for your terrified colleages to escape. You may be among monsters, but as a Paladin you saw it as your duty to save them all.You rushed through the panicing mass to the assembly point outside reception, and immediately knelt in thanks to the Chief God for sparing you and all who worked within De'ville Papers.To the delight of all the monsters standing outside, a truck full of firemen arrived at the scene, and were prevented from entering the building by numerous monsterous christmas cakes fawning over them, making inappropriate offers, and outright ripping their clothes off for a loud and public rape. Remembering the seminar on sexual harrassment your workplace had (begrudgingly so at the insistance of the legal department) you made a point to inform your boss on this development, only to find her in a state of undress with a frightened young firefighter.
>>12468498That's because less hasn't made the massage pic yet.
>>12468493That would be cute, if she wasn't in chains, and she was actually receiving a full body massage from a member of her species that was like 18 years younger than her.But she isn't, so it's not.
>>12468516Glorious chaos! This is great, keep going!
>>12468516Being a pyromaniac in that city would be great.You can set fire to buildings and the firemen will never get a chance to put it out.Flames for the flame god, ashes for the ash throne!
>>12468516You are pastebinning this, right?
>>12468529God damn that would be awesome>Pyromaniac outlaw>Experienced in parkour and climbing shit>Set entire city blocks on fire at night>Laugh like a madman as you watch the shitstorm unfold from a tall building in the distance>Safe from rape because if niggas fuck wit you, they fuck wit FIRE
>>12468524It's not NTR if it's not sex.>>12466671
>>12468550you a crazy ass niggafuck soncalm down
Please stop assigning personalities to entire species, it's silly and boring. Remember: waifu the girl, not the race.(This has been a sponsored message from the Society for Reminding You that MGE a Shit.)
>>12468550>make a fire>Ignis comes out of flames, rapes youNot as planned?
>>12468555Who cares?
>>12468516"O-oh dear me! I feel all faint!" She moans, rubbing herself all over the fireman. "Maybe you should take me back to the station for a thourough examination!"The firefighter is now frightened AND confused. "Uhh... m'am? I'm a fireman, not a paramedic-""IT'S STILL A UNIFORM, BABY! NOW TAKE IT OFF!" The boss yells exitably, throwing off her own clothes and throwing the man to the floor with a lust crazed cackle. It was then you heard more sirens. Thank the chief God, the police were here. Now they could arrest these awful people for their lack of public decency.The arachne from earlier noticed the cruisers pulling up "Firemen and cops? Is it my birthday?" She cries happily, leading a rush into the men, who now clearly regretted taking this call in the first place."Uh... we got a call about a suspicious fire?" One of the nervously asksThe arachne throws herself at him "There's a fire in my loins right now, officer!" You watch this, and reflect in disgust on the collapse of modern civilization. Do we really want our children to grow up in a world where the emergency services disrobe at crime scenes?
>>12468369I can't stop laughing. This might actually be bad for me...
>>12468557>Not having a man portable fire extinguisher in your backpack for safety purposes>Not having pocket sand>Not having a burn scar on your face and an expression so mad it'd make anyone shit their pants
>>12468555I give every girl a personality, but I think that there are traits that an entire race can share.
>>12468566Statistical inclinations, yeah. But who's going for the normal ones?>>12468558I do. I'm fed up with "would you an X?". The answer is always going to be "I don't know, what's she like?".
>>12468569Would you an matango?
>>12468524>Not wanting to bind your Apophis' arms above her head so she can't constrict you to death>Not bringing out the herbal oil and lathering her front with it, massaging her heavy breasts and drawing tiny circles on her nipples and areolae>Not laughing smugly as she squirms while you work your way down her abdomen with your hands, massaging those oh so tense abdominals of hers, her face flushing >You can see small rivulets of her arousal leaking down her front, but you're not done>Lather up her tail, gently stroking that grapesnake bits, she's disappointed you've avoided her womanly hole>Tell her you've got something better>Gently roll the overly sensitive tip of her tail between your fingers, thumbing the very end as she starts to struggle, it's so cute how docile she is when she can't bite you>Watch as her body convulses in orgasm>Wipe your hands off with a towel and begin to walk away>Stop in your tracks, her scaled tail's scraping the floor and wrapping around you, bringing you close to her.>Her fleshy folds are bright and pink in full arousal>Her breath is hot on your face as she smirks"Where do you think you're going?"
>>12468569Would you an Nereid?
>>12468569Would you kindly?
>>12468561>Do we really want our children to grow up in a world where the emergency services disrobe at crime scenes?Yes.
>>12468582>bondage with a snake>not tying up ALL of her tailYou dun goofed so fucking hard.
>>12468603Some goofs are okay to make. Especially when they end up with grapesnake rape.
>>12468605>"Some goofs are okay to make">Not "Some goofs are okay to dun"All this dun goofin'
>>12468582Maledom a shit.
>>12468615You a shit.
>>12468561type faster
>>12468619No you.
http://imgur.com/XR5C220
>>12468620Come on now, everyone has a pace. Typing faster fucks up quality.
>>12463189>Dat ass-liftHRRRNNGGG!
>>12468624But my paladin boner can't hold out for much longer.
>>12468623Time out, Hound. I don't have enough tissue for these
>>12468605With her hands bound would her tail even be dextrous enough for rape? We might be approaching centaur levels of rape retardation here.
>>12468623>posting your shit ass giant fucking turd colored cow tits.Post a better monster girl
>>12468622Your wit is impeccable.
>>12468631It's possible. The actual snake is more then capable of moving things dexterously with its body, so once the legs are restrained, there isn't a whole lot you could do to stop it.
>>12468561Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, a news crew arrived. They came to report on the fire but stumbled into the orgy/mass emergency service rape instead. The six O'Clock news would now be R rated in any decent town, but it was already apparent that this was not a decent town.Not even attempting to conceal the fact that she was masturbating, the Anubis reporter noticed a Paladin standing amongst all the struggling and writhing, and decided to press you for your opinion on the matter.Against all good judgement, you decided to speak out against the waste of public time and funds the police and fire service were currently involved in, citing that if they wanted to get raped by a bunch of horny monstergirls, then they could damn well do it on their own time.With that, you left the interview in disgust, and the anubis immediately jumped on Timothy instead, dragging the still sobbing boy to the floor while promising a career in "showbusiness" just so long as he put out.To your extreme annoyance, the fire engine was blocking the staff car park, and the orgy was disrupting traffic. You would have to walk home today. In full armour. In the hot sun. You couldn't even car pool because you sent the only person willing to do that with you to the hospital earlier.I'll probably add this and some more onto pastebin later
>>12468634I know, right? Your taste still shit.
>>12468643this needs to turn into a series of short stories.
>>12468645You suppose we could agree to agree to disagree?
>>12468603Snakes don't actually have much tail.
>>12468657Have you seen Miia?
>>12468660If her biology is anything like a snake's, it's a second torso, like on a centaur.
>>12468652I suppose so.
Centaur rape? How?
>>12468679With two centaurs of course!
>>12468679It's a two person job. Well, three, but you know...
>>12468080I don't want the guy to be cooler. Not the alp either. It was the funny nerdy romance that made it enjoyable.
>>12468679Threats, drugs.
>>12468679"You there! Undress and fuck me or have your skull trampled and stomped into a mush by my superior centaur strength" should be pretty effective.
>>12468700Then you grab her ear and make her suck your dick right?
>>12468710Before she kicks you to a coma, yes.
>>12468715>Implying she wouldn't like it
>>12468679Roofies.RopeBeerTranq.Riding
>>12468700break one of her legslet live the life of a cripple
>>12468717Actually, isn't that a decent compromise? She gets your semen, you get sexual favors without having to deal with horse pussy. Also, there might even be big ol' horse titties involved, and those are actually nice.
>>12468710It would be hard to even reach her ear. Horses are pretty tall.>>12468720I also don't think I could beat a girl that belongs to a race of proud warriors into a fight.
>>12468728>intoin
>>12468728you are much more maneuverable then a centaur (unless you are morbidly obese) so you could just juke and jive until you get a good chance to hit it in the leg with a big stick or something
>>12468725>>12468728>Missing the referenceOh well, wasn't a great joke anyhow.
>>12468728>I also don't think I could beat a girl that belongs to a race of proud warriors into a fight.You have some advantages. She can't beat you TOO badly if she still expects to rape you; centaurs don't have much in the way of crazy sex magic, so if you get reckt she can expect no semen. Secondly, you've got a slight mobility advantage so long as you don't need to sprint. The trick would be finding something to hit her with as I doubt you'd break a horse's leg unarmed.
>>12468737>>12468742More maneuverable than a horse. Centaurs have 6 limbs to contend with and a brain that doesn't belong to a dumb panicky prey animal. She may not pull the tight turns in an obstacle course the same way, but ducking and weaving without cover won't help you.
>>12468679MGQ answered that pretty good. Really strong and stripping you and pinning you against a wall/tree between their rump and it. Proceed to force your cock inside them. Then critical ecstasy.
>>12468749still has a lot of blind spots and takes longer to turn around
>>12468737>>12468742What stops her from picking up her bow and killing me afterwards?
>>12468752You ever seen a bronco buck a 180 or trample something underfoot? Most of what you're talking about is marginalized by having a decent brain and a nice high vantage point.Essentially, trying to stay close and underfoot of a centaur to fight her because of turning and blind spots is a really really bad idea.
>>12468749>More maneuverable than a horse.You're a hell of a lot lighter and have the ability to easily roll on the ground, crouch and jump. Yes, you should be more agile. You really don't even need to worry about her legs as much since getting hit with those means she's not getting what she wants unless she only hits hard enough to knock you over.>Centaurs have 6 limbs to contend withOnly two or four of which will be usable to attack with at any given time. Conveniently enough you can use four at any point in time. The brain is an even point.>ducking and weaving without cover won't help you.Who said there was no cover? You're adding variables now.
Speaking of al this horse pussy,KC needs to have the Red Hare as a Monster Girl.You know, Lu Bu's legendary horse.
>>12468784>Do not confront Red Hare
>>12468784Red Hare would just be a GOES FAST vanilla centaur. It wasn't a race, just one horse.
>>12468784You known what we need? Sleipnir eight legged 6 armed centaur girl race
>>12468791She'd be the proudest breed of centaur of them all, mostly composed of girls who inherited their ancestor's hunger for battle, constantly looking for a greater challenge in any activity they partake in.Basically, they'd be the proud warrior race type.
>>12468765>Plains animal in the plains >coverCome on now.Six limbs means you're not just dealing with some legs like a horse. You have a stick? She can grab one just as easy, a bigger one even.And the original guy said an ultimatum. Fuck or else. If it gets to "or else" then a couple broken bones on you from a kick are probably not much concern to her. You're forgetting that unless you're some kind of super marathoner that you'll tire a long time before she does as well.And finally.>Implying even a regular horse can't crouch, roll and jump in a split secondDon't think about some silly tame stuff. Watch some real crazy horses in a rodeo.Look man, I'm just saying that a determined one ton animal with the brain of a person is going to be far more dangerous than a person if you piss them off. It's not a game. It's like watching a lightweight fight a heavy hitter. The lightweight has to duck and weave and tire the big guy out. But one good hit and he's fucked.
>>12468803>Basically, they'd be the proud warrior race type.That's already the centaur's schtick. You just described a haughty centaur.
>>12468815Fuck.What I meant is, they'd be the overly competitive kind of Centaur.
>>12468807if you're in the plains with a horny centaur then you're just acting to get raped, and there is still potentially a forest near by, you could try making a run for it, diving to the side when she is about to close in on you
>>12468815You do realize Red Hare would basically be Salamander in a Centaur's body, personality wise, right?Only submits herself to a guy who can make her lose herself in the throes of MARTIAL COMBAT.
>>12466367>That forced breastfeeding scene in the prologueI know it was meant to be funny and a TF2 parody, but I was actually kind of hard during it. Nothing like a big, strong chick forcing you to suck on her tits.Minotaur needs more art. I'd even settle for a HR version of her profile pic.
>>12468822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h95-IL3C-Z8because of your slutty shorts
>>12468807>Come on now.Right, because there are no natural or artificial barriers I might be near on a plain. Say, a town or homestead, underbrush near a river or something. Far from impossible, not even that unlikely.>Six limbs means you're not just dealing with some legs like a horse. You have a stick? She can grab one just as easy, a bigger one even.Good on her, but she'd better be careful using it. I'm still closer to the ground where such things are easier to be gotten. And again, the number of limbs available at any time is either equal or in my advantage.>If it gets to "or else" then a couple broken bones on you from a kick are probably not much concern to her.They would be of utmost concern. You take enough damage and you'll be physically unable to get a boner which is kind of important to what she wants. Horse legs easily have enough power to cause that kind of injury and she's sure as hell not going to be able to go into the full on bucking and trampling thing horses do when they're trying to get away from something because that would kill you. >You're forgetting that unless you're some kind of super marathoner that you'll tire a long time before she does as well.Fair point, but you're forgetting that even if she does manage to incapacitate me and give me a boner she still has to figure out a way to put it in.>Implying even a regular horse can't crouch, roll and jump in a split secondOh, I'm sure they can get down just fine, the problem is in getting up. The human torso doesn't make those maneuvers any easier for a centaur, either, wild or no.>It's like watching a lightweight fight a heavy hitter.Sounds more like a heavyweight that can't bend well at the waist trying to catch a midget, actually. Totally different dynamic.
Sequel to the Moonlight Murders that I was thinking of; the beginning of it at leastI don't really know the direction in where I might take this to be honest, though this one will have more MG's than the lasthttp://pastebin.com/ppf5cRgx
>>12468855first time someone has told me they were aroused by something I wrote.maybe it is possible for me to write smut after allask hound for more pics of minotaurs.
>>12468830>You do realize Red Hare would basically be Salamander in a Centaur's body, personality wise, right?So? You just described a proud individual. I've got no problem with a Red Hare or two, but making a whole race around them when there's already something so similar seems silly. Then again, we are talking about KC here.
>>12468856>no one asks to get raped>mgg'avin a giggle m8?
>>12468869Not him, but Crabnicholsons minotaurs are shit.
>>12468874i agree.
>>12468871I suppose it's better than a fuck-huge Warhorse Centaur wielding an axe the size of a small car.
>>12468859Why are you focused on her still having sex with you after you've grabbed a weapon and decided to break her leg and give her a crippling or terminal injury? Why shouldn't she just kill you and wait for the next guy to come along? At best she'll just take her chances on you not getting too hurt and beat the shit out of you. Besides, if she cripples you then it's easy for her to keep you around. Lord knows that's standard behavior for loads of other monsters. You're really coming off as someone who's just read some stuff about this kind of thing like that old article on the man and horse 100 yard race. You ever been run down by an angry stallion or a bull? I have. Your confidence doesn't hold water. You're not that level of athlete. None of us are.
can we have super smart Jurassic park style velociraptor girls?
>>12468874http://imgur.com/yXbi75f
>>12468897She'd actually look kinda good without the extra set of titties.
>>12468897It's funny how adding one more pair of breasts quadruples the amount of people she can paizuri at a time.
>>12468897>4 titsabsolutely disgusting
>>12468904I just want to lie back on them, like sinking into an armchair made of tits.
>>12468893Those were really more like Dinonychus. Velociraptor girls would be like short loli lizardgirls with sharp teeth and a few feathers sticking out.
>>12468897The worst part about quadtits is they ruin the classic hourglass profile.
>>12468897She must have a long-ass torso, becausethat don't look right.
>>12468915i know, but if it was based on the actual dinosaurs they would just be more aggressive lizard girls with down feathers{spoiler]actually that sounds pretty nice[/spoiler]
How about more cow?http://imgur.com/w3JLki6
So I take it no one wants any strawberry milk?http://imgur.com/3TEzIk5.jpg
>>12468921>That dumbdere AkanameI loved her.
>>12468892>Why are you focused on her still having sex with you after you've grabbed a weapon and decided to break her leg and give her a crippling or terminal injury?That was the entire premise of the discussion. Now if, IF she decides to go for the kill at that point and not just rape me harder, then I'm boned. Before that I've still got a chance of not meeting her conditions.>Besides, if she cripples you then it's easy for her to keep you around. Lord knows that's standard behavior for loads of other monsters.Completely out of character for MUH HONOR centaurs though. Crippling me to keep for later also doesn't make sense when she could, as you said, go after someone easier or gods forbid actually willing to bone her.>You ever been run down by an angry stallion or a bull? I have.Uh-huh. Yet here you are, alive and presumably in one piece. Not the strongest of arguments. Now, no one's saying a centaur coming after you is a good situation, I was just laying out potential ways to get out of it, and there is some wiggle room.
>>12468925multiple tits is a shit tier fetish, please leave it in /d/
>>12468921>>12468925Absolutely, positively disgusting
>>12468925>strawberry milkDammit. Now I want some Nesquik
In an attempt to move things away from rapechat in the last moments of this thread: my fellow talentless, uninspired passive consumers of monstergirl things; if you *did* have any sort of artistic ability, what would you make?
>>12468939It's frustrating that I have so many cute little ideas as I go about my day to day life. I tell myself that if I could draw, I'd bring them to fruition, but I'd probably not output as much as I tell myself I would.Falling asleep with a kitsune on a bed of tails would be up there, though.
>>12468939art wise? Minigun Minotaur. Its the onle thing I can think of that just NEEDS drawing.
>>12468897dat some Nameo? favorite artist on Pixiv right there if only for his rock hard Yuugis.
>>12468939art for my stories and video games
>>12468939All this talk about centaurs has me in the mood for some Vengeance. Now I can't get it off the brain.
>>12468939Armored Wights, Monstergirls and Mobile Suits.
>>12468939A Dinosaur monster girl with soft fluffy down feathers
>>12468939momdom apophismomdom apophis everywhere
>>12468939A /k/ikimora.
>>12468957That sounds delightful.
>>12468939I would draw so much cute fluffy shit, you would not believe it. I would draw so many happy monstergirls doing cute things I would give you fucks diabetes. I would draw Succubi holding hands with their husbandos and blushing and there would be NOTHING ANY OF YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT. I'd draw shit for a monstergirl visual novel.Also Cutelewds.Unfortunately I cannot draw for shit.
>>12468950I like it.>>12468939Probably try to redo something like MGE with the fetishy stuff turned way down. I love the idea of a sexy monster manual, but I'd couch it as a normal bestiary with an added "interspecies dating guide" for humans (where all the illustrations just *happen* to be of attractive females of the species in question). Play up the potential problems and culture clashes, but don't have any rapists with sex powers.
>>12468939I'd try to draw comics or pictures detailing the green text stories that pop up.
>>12468948>>12468957Just more MGE stuff? Boooring....
>>12468939Lamias blushing and holding hands, minotaus, blushing and holding hands, spidergirls blushing and holding hands, etc.I think you can see the pattern.
>>12468970rad opinions you got there m8
are shipsluts monster girls?
>>12468962>I would draw Succubi holding hands with their husbandos and blushingThat's heartwarming.
>>12468962>>12468973I like you two.
>you will never have a son who wants to get raped by monster girls>you will never burst in at the last second with your old armor and sword to slay it before it can have its way with your son>he will never hate you for it>you will never one day be slow>you will never have to console your son >he will never cry about how the slug had her way with him>he will never realize that everything you had done was to help him>he will never forgive you
>>12468957>Momdom Apophis"Ufufu, you're paying quite alot of attention to my breasts, aren't you?""Don't worry, i'll give you lots of 'puff puff', just keep licking.""Oh my! So hard already and I haven't even bitten you once! Mama's little man."... Goddamnit.
>>12468939I can draw a little on paper, but I take too long to finish something because I sperg over every detail.If I had the knack to draw (and a drawing tablet), I'd draw cute monster daughterus, Paladin armor sets, some action scenes and bittersweet stuff.
>>12468939A cute monstergirl doing cute things
>>12468985stop, I can only get so erect
>>12468986bittersweet like a dhampir killing her mother, and mercykilling her father?
>>12468984>he will never realize that everything you had done was to help him>he will never forgive youFucking little shit
>>12468939I would do other peoples commissions for themThe happiness of others is all I need
>>12468989>Wanting me to stopAre you sure Anon? Are you absolutely sure you couldn't handle the mental image of a Momdom Apophis wrapping around her shota husbando, heavy breasts nearly suffocating him as her insides coil and undulate in waves around his venom-enhanced cock for hours on end?The only rest coming after he pumps a massive stream of seed into her womb and her uncoiling, the sweat cooling in the dusk air as he clasps his hand in hers, smiling softly as she remarks how she never thought anybody would desire an old snake like her?
>>12468984>he will never turn over a new leaf and start learning the ways of the knight>he will never become as fine a warrior if not better then you were>he will never protect helpless men from being raped>you will never be so proud
>>12468991Bittersweet like a warrior Phoenix harpy outliving her knight husbando, resurrecting beside him on the post-battlefield as he bleeds outs.
>>12468987>>12468973>>12468963>>12468962See, here's the problem: those of us who can't art or write for shit seem to want cutesy handholding and true love - but as soon as anyone gets any talent (>>12468986) they start wanting to make things sad. Why is this? Is it part of the pact you make with Satan for art powers?
>>12469012Pretty sure the Phoenix would be able to heal him
>>12468991Stuff like that one greentext an Anon made about a lonely wanderer that saves a young Yeti girl from hunters, and dies on his knees in front of her just as he takes her to safety.Or a short comic of a Holy Knight saving his wounded female companion from becoming a Succubus by holding the line against monsters and telling her to run away.He doesn't come back home.
>>12468975They took Cap from us, so absolutely not.
>>12469010I want it so bad. ;_;
>>12469016Then in that case: bittersweet like a centuries-old phoenix, tired of life, who asks her current lover to spread her ashes into the ocean when next she dies, ending her resurrection cycle.
>>12469015Don't get me wrong, I actually do like cute/handholding and true love. But the more I draw the stuff, the more I think about how nothing like it will ever happen to me.Maybe I'm just listening to the wrong kind of music...
>>12469025then the piles of ashes would ressurect themselves, so you get a lot of little phoenix girls, all based on your waifuyou then have to go on a journey to gather them all
>>12469027You should draw cute wurm stuff while listening to the Polyphonic Spree.
>>12468984Paladins are the best people in the world
>>12468939Holstaurus, lots and lots of Holstaurus, doesn't matter the situation or whats going on in the picture, I wouldn't do things I consider shit tier of course though, but I would draw dozens and dozens of Holstaurus. And I would actually take commissions because I'm not retarded.
>>12469019those monsters!
>>12469018i like these types of stories, they are beautiful.
>>12469030You mean like in that episode of Ugly Americans with the Wizard I only know about because I got linked a clip of it?
>>12469024The best part? As she's nearing orgasm, he's on the very precipice of climax, tears running down his face from the blueballing, exclaiming he needs to come."Ara ara, no no, not yet. You need to be punished for enjoying the taste of your mother's pussy. Now, when I say to come, you do it. Mmkay?""N-now! Release all your baby seed into my womb!">Spends the next minute and a half as a twitching mess with her momdommed Shota coiled tightly and face fully pressed into her bosom, mouth enclosed around one nipple, lapping at her milk... I need help.