I want to stole her socks so bad, /jp/.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:04:06 2014 No.12458012 [Reply] [Original]

I want to stole her socks so bad, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:09:21 2014 No.12458030 File: 85 KB, 489x538, b84df7ea9d24cb80fa136f8319496ab1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flan is just a annoying nuisance

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:10:41 2014 No.12458037 >>12458030 This makes even hotter doing lewd things with her socks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:13:07 2014 No.12458046 Steal. The correct form is steal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:34:31 2014 No.12458128 Go ahead then, stole them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 16:34:48 2014 No.12458129 >>12458046 No, you see, OP doesn't want to steal Flan's socks, he wants to wear them around his neck. He wants to wear them as one would wear a stole. He wants to stole her socks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 17:50:27 2014 No.12458129,1 7/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 18:18:18 2014 No.12458129,2 >>12458046 It's actually have stolen. I want to have stolen her socks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:34:05 2014 No.12458737 File: 138 KB, 900x900, reimulegs3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458012 495 years of built up feet stink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:36:32 2014 No.12458744 >>12458737 I doubt that. She takes them off and bathes you know. She probably washes them as well and has several pairs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:43:50 2014 No.12458772 >>12458744 >and bathes you know. does she

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:47:53 2014 No.12458788 >>12458744 >bathing >vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:49:02 2014 No.12458792 >>12458788 >vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:54:51 2014 No.12458815 File: 98 KB, 600x909, Fundoshi and Wraps Reimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458737 Do not sexualize the armpit miko.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:56:36 2014 No.12458817 File: 1.27 MB, 999x1389, reimufeet4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458815 I don't see socks in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:57:41 2014 No.12458825 File: 265 KB, 700x987, 1380241737953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458817

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 19:59:02 2014 No.12458829 File: 242 KB, 1280x906, flanfeet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458825 no socks in that picture either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:01:21 2014 No.12458837 File: 896 KB, 1036x1357, 1395550822762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458012 Would you eat her socks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:03:11 2014 No.12458842 >>12458837 >eat her socks? I'd eat her cock.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:05:25 2014 No.12458849 File: 470 KB, 672x1200, 40e66e10fa3623147e7c4cc37bc347eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of pervert seriously gets aroused by socks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:07:00 2014 No.12458857 >>12458849 >Sub fags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:08:27 2014 No.12458870 File: 218 KB, 1516x2621, cc52d8ca4cf7416c8b7cc6ee281544dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458857 You're not getting turned on by this right? That would be disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:12:27 2014 No.12458887 File: 289 KB, 777x869, 1399657459579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:14:28 2014 No.12458896 File: 229 KB, 1440x900, 2343255543215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:14:44 2014 No.12458897 File: 752 KB, 1061x1434, Reimu condom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone said something about socks and lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:16:00 2014 No.12458898 File: 135 KB, 515x387, 1354855151480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:17:21 2014 No.12458902 File: 99 KB, 1139x1600, 1404146296772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] socks socks socks~

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 6 20:22:42 2014 No.12458918
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>>12458012
>>12458788
I don't think water instakills vampires, maybe it causes them tremendous pain.

So, I don't know about Flandre, but Remilia would wash herself like the proud vampire Ojou-sama she is, even if it hurts her.

And, they even build a pool in the SDM library.

Milady's feet are pure white and pretty, and smell of almonds and oils.
Would hotglue them~

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:26:04 2014 No.12458926

>>12458918
>I don't think water instakills vampires, maybe it causes them tremendous pain.
they're weak against running water, that's why Patchouli summoned a rain outside the SDM when Flandre escaped from her room, to prevent her from leaving, meaning it really screws vampires if it stops even Flandre from leaving.

also vampires don't have metabolism, ergo they don't produce any sort of waste and thus have no need for bathing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:33:09 2014 No.12458936 File: 35 KB, 248x274, 1354407025043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458918

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:36:12 2014 No.12458943 >>12458926 You would still need to dust them off every now and then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:40:52 2014 No.12458958 >>12458926 >Vampires are against running water. Define running water...Is it specifically natural water in movement, or what? Because unless I'm wrong water is technically in motion even when it looks like it's still.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:41:18 2014 No.12458960 >>12458958 moving water of any kind, be it rivers or rains or showers.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 6 20:41:33 2014 No.12458961
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>>12458926
Indeed.

Though they need to have some kind of metabolism to be able to move.

That aside, you forgot about their food intake. Organic material (blood) may splash the Mistress. If she doesn't bath, it will dry and rot on her skin and give her a weird smell.

And bacteria/fungus may develop inside/on moist clothing, like the inside of her shoes, making her feet become impregnated with the odor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:45:04 2014 No.12458976 File: 248 KB, 1000x750, reimulegs2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458961 any sort of dirt that gets in them I assume is just licked off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 20:48:22 2014 No.12458988 File: 398 KB, 700x721, 45440549_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Sep 6 20:53:22 2014 No.12459005 File: 339 KB, 786x1019, 1396729873967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12458976 Lick your forearm and let the saliva dry. Smell it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:01:42 2014 No.12459027 File: 110 KB, 600x570, reimusocks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12459005 I have a biological need to do that every 5 minutes, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:42:51 2014 No.12459147 File: 432 KB, 707x1000, f0aab54a2ec9ceca965d6856d8827bd8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:49:15 2014 No.12459168 File: 1.41 MB, 1408x2000, Benben, Raiko and Yatsuhashi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is too lewd for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:55:35 2014 No.12459188 File: 1.15 MB, 2046x1447, 54352452352555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are socks so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 21:58:15 2014 No.12459198 >>12459188 Why do you keep posting socks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:03:31 2014 No.12459217 File: 170 KB, 1500x1154, 1370917397064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12459198 Because this is the socks thread and it makes my dick feel funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:18:00 2014 No.12459282 >>12459188 Please do not post the shitposting meme girls unless you are shitposting, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:19:36 2014 No.12459287 File: 60 KB, 250x819, 022323b9e2ce11347c270737003e6ced.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12459282 What the fuck???

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 22:27:56 2014 No.12459318 >>12459287 He's right, there's no reason to post those stupid characters outside of their containment thread.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:00:20 2014 No.12459397 File: 48 KB, 752x960, 10403362_557217904390644_3466810257442398479_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like patchy stocking more that flan socks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:08:39 2014 No.12459426 >>12459397 Are stockings even comfortable? They seem stuffy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:12:56 2014 No.12459434 File: 240 KB, 600x768, c78d985e6a639b7e73ab2329f183663b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12459426 You mean you haven't worn them before?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:14:18 2014 No.12459439 >>12459434 I'm asking because I'm interesting in them. Don't want to get them and never wear them.

Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:17:51 2014 No.12459453
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>>12459439
Well I've got a pair and wear them occasionally without issues, they feel as good as you might imagine and I highly recommend you get some if you're interested. Where I live the temperature is generally mild though so it may be different if you live in a hot climate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:18:05 2014 No.12459455 >>12459434 Why would he have?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:29:18 2014 No.12459499 File: 30 KB, 400x371, What feelings is this expression supposed to convey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12459397 >that face

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:31:20 2014 No.12459505 >>12459499 Lust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:40:42 2014 No.12459505,1 >>12458129,2 It's less awkward to just make it in the future tense.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 6 23:59:43 2014 No.12459598 I WANT TO FUCK MISTRESS REMILIA'S FEET

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 00:48:58 2014 No.12459766 >>12459453 Quit being a fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 01:15:17 2014 No.12459857 File: 102 KB, 799x598, sachi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why did this have to be a bad end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 06:42:29 2014 No.12460414 >>12458012 I would so do this if I were Flandre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 07:13:38 2014 No.12460482 I want to impregnate Flan's socks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 07:25:57 2014 No.12460511 >>12458837 I'd eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 08:12:09 2014 No.12460602 >>12460414 Would you give me a footjob if you were Flandre?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 09:32:25 2014 No.12460790 File: 1.07 MB, 1025x1564, 0fc64f9e049f4bcdb9ad96cea6e5e694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12460602 Yes, yes I would. As hard or as soft as you'd like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 09:56:52 2014 No.12460859 File: 2.05 MB, 1500x1212, Patchy Socks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy has the best socks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 13:50:58 2014 No.12461454 File: 133 KB, 765x1172, 1408646415777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12460790 My dick!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 19:46:13 2014 No.12462483 >>12458857 Not always. At least not in my case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 19:50:00 2014 No.12462490 Smelly, moist, warm Touhou socks!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:22:25 2014 No.12462775 >>12462490 Excuse me, what interests you the most in Touhou socks?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:30:43 2014 No.12462798 >>12458897 WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LEGS JESUS CHRIST HER THIGHS ARE INDIVIDUALLY LARGER THAN HER WAIST.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:32:07 2014 No.12462803 >>12462798 >LARGER THAN HER WAIST. nah. also everything I eat goes to my thighs for some reason, nothing else.

Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:34:22 2014 No.12462808

>>12462775
the answer to your question would have to be warm. moist and smelly are very appealing traits, but only with the presumption of warmth. moist and/or smelly but cold is not especially appealing, yet a clean dry but recently worn warm sock is still fairly appealing. i would have to say that warmth is definitely of utmost importance. this is not to say that cold smelly socks are not valuable. in fact there is a strong argument to be made in favor of smelly. but that is not my argument. thank you=

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:35:12 2014 No.12462812 >>12462490 >>12462775 >>12462808 why is /jp/ suddenly so cringe-worthy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:35:55 2014 No.12462816 >>12462812 >Suddenly Hello, welcome to /jp/. Enjoy your stay.

Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:38:26 2014 No.12462827
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>>12462816
Uh no, you never saw people deliberately doing posts like >>12462490, it's all over the place now, just a dipshit shouting a statement and posts being roleplay-tier. before this it was just senseless, non-pompous, non-tryhard, non-obviously-samefaggy shitposting and that was /jp/'s charm.

it's hard to describe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 7 21:54:12 2014 No.12462867 File: 974 KB, 1195x1629, 5d0fe8735f7eebb3dd6dfe20ee083ee3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm sorry i never should have hijacked that conversation to have a good time online. please forgive me

Anonymous Sun Sep 7 22:03:31 2014 No.12462897

>>12462827
the answer to your question would have to be non-tryhard. Non-pompous and non-obviously-samefaggy are very appealing traits, but only with the presumption of being non-tryhard. non-pompous and/or non-obviously-samefaggy but tryhard is not especially shitposting, yet a well-punctuated and capitalized but only recently written pasta is still fairly appealing. i would have to say that not trying hard is definitely of utmost importance. this is not to say that tryhard pompous pastas are not shitposting. in fact there is a strong argument to be made in favor of obviously samefagging. but that is not my /jp/. thank you=

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 8 13:56:07 2014 No.12464819 >>12459426 Stuffy is good! For those not wearing them, that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 9 14:52:25 2014 No.12468370 >>12462897 this made my sunday

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