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I'd like to __________ a Meiling.

>> No.12454001

hug

>> No.12454006

abuse

>> No.12454010

hang out with

She seems like a cool buddy.

>> No.12454013

defend worker's rights with

>> No.12454018

Dissect and experiment on

>> No.12454032

>>12453998
Avoid.
Where there is Mei Ling, Sakuya is nearby.
And I don't really want a knife in my back, even though it would be relatively a painless way to go compared to... Most other things.

>> No.12454070
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>>12453998
Defend Gensokyo with
Protect the smiles of children with
Form a Heroic Duo of Justice with

>> No.12454085

Learn from/hire

>> No.12454087

>>12453998
Train under
Fall in love with
Do things only lovers should do with

>> No.12454088
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12454088

Liberate Europe/Train/sleep with(no sex(unless she wants to)).

>> No.12454116
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>>12454070
I know that it's a far cry from her canon role, but I absolutely love the Spunky Heroine of Justice stereotype.

>> No.12454122

>>12454116
It's not much of a far cry. Haven't you played her route in Hisoutensoku? She's all over that shit.

>> No.12454129

>>12454116
>>12454122
Yeah, play that game, she loves Gensokyo and she all about defending it with all her might no matter what. She's a pretty funny character.

>> No.12454131
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>>12454122
N-no. They're too expensive for me right now. I first wanted to play all the mainline titles.

>> No.12454132

empty the content of my balls into

>> No.12454136

>>12454131
What do you mean too expensive? You can just free download it.

>> No.12454138

>>12454131
Pirate them, then buy them when you have the money, you're going to buy them anyway.

>> No.12454145

>>12454136
>>12454138
No good! I don't want to show disrespect towards a hard-working man like ZUN.

>> No.12454152

>>12454145
even when he said it's okay?
do you plan to purchase them in a manner that gives him your money? dont used games this shit

>> No.12454155

>>12454145
Shouldn't he be a rolling in money by now? It's not as if he has to pay any workers(or maybe one or two)

>> No.12454160

>>12454152
I'm not stupid. At least, not that stupid.
And where or when did he say that?
I'd still feel a bit uncomfortable, but would maybe consider it.

>>12454155
That doesn't matter to me.

>> No.12454161

>>12454155
Someone has to be operating his brewery.

>> No.12454189

>>12454145
There's nothing wrong in paying the games later when you can.

>>12454155
He doesn't actually roll in money, Touhou is not even his job. The real job is being a programmer like his wife

>> No.12454822

>>12454116
tvtropes is that way

>> No.12454945
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>>12453998
Be friends with.

Also wouldn't mind doing this.

>> No.12454960

slightly acknowledge

>> No.12455006

Wax on!
Wax off!

>> No.12455076
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12455076

see chen get drop kicked by

>> No.12455078

>>12454189
I don't see his name very often on game credits. Hell, you can even count them on one hand.

>> No.12455079

Study history cozily

>> No.12455101

>>12454960
>slightly
I think you mean "seesnza"

>> No.12455563

>>12455076
It's the KKK coming to get rid of thoses asians.

>> No.12455574

>>12454145
He literally said "go ahead and pirate my games".

>> No.12455579

>>12454189
But surely Tohou would still make him allot of money? The money people spend on his games would go to him wouldn't it?

>> No.12455611

>>12453998

>heavily beaten meiling trying to be happy

I want to hug the meiling

>> No.12455613

>>12455611

You monster. Why would squeeze someone so injured and aggravate the injuries?

>> No.12455655
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>>12455613

I'll be gentle.

>> No.12455684

fuck

>> No.12455696
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>>12453998
>that injuries
Whoa! Did she got into a fight?

>> No.12455699

Dude are you guys dense?
She got attacked by Sakuya when she went to the store to buy chocolates.

>> No.12455709
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>>12455699
>She got attacked by Sakuya when she went to the store to buy chocolates.
Why did she buy so small chocolate?

>> No.12455713

>>12455709
She was buying them for Shinmyoumaru

>> No.12455722
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>>12455713
And why she's wearing the apron?

>> No.12455730

>>12455722
Because she didn't have any money and had to work at a Chinese restaurant.

>> No.12455735
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>>12453998
>I'd like to __________ a Meiling.

suckle the milk out of the ample breast of

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>>12455735
>suckle the milk out of the ample breast of
Count me in.

>> No.12455787

>>12453998
Violently rape until her mind breaks

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>>12455787
>Violently rape until her mind breaks
Why

>> No.12455797
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>>12455787
Do not mindbreak the gatekeeper. Do it on a shittier 2hu like Sakuya instead.

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>>12455797
Why not both?

>> No.12456067

>>12455611
>>12455696
I think they're injuries from making the chocolate. Clumsy girl cliche and all that.

>> No.12456149

>>12455814
They're a dynamic duo. Together they are invincible. Do them one at a time, or better yet, not at all.

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>>12455797
Then it wouldn't be as fun.

>> No.12456182
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12456182

What is it about Hong Meiling that makes her so popular and likeable?

>> No.12456184

>>12456156
>>12455787
How would you even do it? China strong.

>> No.12456200

>>12456182
Because she's literally one of the most friendliest Youkai in Gensokyo?

>> No.12456259

Love

>> No.12456273

>>12455787
You mean violently get raped by her untill your mind breaks.

>> No.12456278

>>12453998

Kill

Fucking chink ching chong chong piece of shit kuso.

>> No.12456279
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>>12456182
Because she is a hero!
Champion of the weak!
Slayer of all evils!
She is the mighty Gate Guardian of Gensokyo!
And she's got some fantastic abs!

>> No.12456287

>>12456184
Get Sakuya to do it.

>> No.12456360 [DELETED] 

>>12456287
Sakuya strong too.

>> No.12456496
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12456496

>>12456287
It's not rape then.

>> No.12456873
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>>12455787
No.

>> No.12456881

shit on

>> No.12456965

>>12456873
go fishing with

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>>12453998
hitch a ride with

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>>12456965

>> No.12457010

>>12456977
She looks weaird without her hat.

>> No.12457027
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>>12453998

adventure and exercise with

>> No.12457920
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>>12456278
pls no bully

>> No.12457944

>>12453998
tickle

>> No.12458907
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>>12457920
>.gif
>not animated
Don't do this to me, man.

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>>12456977

>> No.12459547

>>12455574
I need a sauce on this because it would make me feel better about my hard drive.

>> No.12459561

>>12457944
Hell yeah.

>> No.12459563

>>12456182
Because she's a total m8!

Sakuya.. I'd wreck that chick.
Meiling.. I wanna have a drink and shoot the shit with.

>> No.12460803
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Hong Meiling
more like
Strong Meiling

>> No.12460881
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>>12460803
Hong Meiling
More like
Honk Meiling

>> No.12460887

>>12459017
Meiling is too friendly!

>> No.12460898
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>>12460881
The gate guard's physical attributes must be inspected daily.

It's mansion policy, after all.

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>>12453998
learn martial arts from
be exercise coached by

(pants meiling superior to slut meiling, by the way)

>> No.12460973
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>>12456182
Cute
Honest
Kind of inept but determined and sincere
Relatable because she's not super duper powerful

She's kind of like a shounen protagonist yet with all the annoying parts gone

>> No.12460999

>>12453998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbTgBxmXVds&list=PL0xdoLBi9--rHaw1UUbAVbUo5DdVCbIOu

>> No.12461068

>>12460898
What is Meiling's expression here?

>> No.12461088

>>12453998
>I'd like to Mailing a Meiling.

>> No.12461092
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>>12461068
Traumatized. Or hypnotized. Patchy is clearly crossing a boundary Meiling didn't want crossed.

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>>12460999

>> No.12461350
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>>12460962
But of course.

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>>12461092
What?

First off, Patchouli is making a check to ensure that the guard is capable of deterring invaders from the mansion. This involves inspecting muscle mass, etc. Patchouli is an intellectual who is the best judge of 'cats' and 'rats'.

Secondly, they're both girls. So there's nothing impure going on. I don't even know where you got that from.

>> No.12461377

I want to build up my body with a Meiling!

>> No.12461401
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>>12461372
Note the lewd look on the face of the so-called "pure" librarian in >>12460898. Whatever innocence she once had has obviously been replaced with perverted lust. The poor Meiling is merely an object to the unfeeling beast, Patchouli (seen here abusing cough syrup before flying into a lean-induced rape rampage).

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12461919

Get high and fire danmaku off with

>> No.12462714

>>12461919
Meiling would not take drugs, drugs are for the weak.

>> No.12462738

>>12462714
That's probably respected chinese medicine.

>> No.12462822

>>12461919
Smoking opium is against the SDM regulations!

>> No.12462923

>>12462714
Shitposting about drugs is for the weak.

>> No.12462924

>>12462714
lmao what did drugs kill ur little sister nerd? boo hoo dweeb

>> No.12463066

>>12460973
actually. Meiling is pretty fucking strong!... as a melee character, she's average on everything else making her unsuitable for danmaku battles.

>> No.12463213
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12463213

Meiling is a model parent/guardian!

>> No.12463256

>>12462924
No, the people who use them are weak and get even weaker through there use.

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>>12463213
>Meiling is a model parent/guardian!

I want Meiling to be my mommy so I can suckle warm sweet milk out of her big tee tees.

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I just want to be friends and play videogames with her.

I want to shovel the snow in front of the gate for her so she can stand on the stone walkway

I want to take her back to the human world and show her the amazing things it has to offer for a day

I want to stay up late with her getting drunk and watching Bruce lee movies

>> No.12464608

>>12462714

Well yeah, cancer patients are pretty weak.

>> No.12466727
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Meiling is an action hero!

>> No.12466811

>>12462714
I would assume that if shrooms are legal in Gensokyo, cannabis would be as well. Crissakes, it's not like she's pounding Vodka...

>> No.12466847

>>12466811
Does not matter if it is legal or not, Meiling is subject to no vices.

>> No.12470076
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Meiling is a violent sex offender?

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