/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Put your books in your bag, take pens and paper.

Yeah, it's pretty sad to be a cow Rika-chan.

Dress up as a character from Naruto or Bleach, remember to say baka kawaii and sugoi at every opportunity, and end all your sentences in de gozaru.

You'll be a star.

>>1245188
thats what I do. and I dont even take japanese classes

Put your pens and paper in your bag, take books.

Buy the book that you will be using.

>>1245188
Do this, but at home study Japanese for 4+ hours every night. Come to class the last day normally dressed and show off your mastery of the language to everyone who's been annoyed of you.

1) Wear an University of Nevada sweatshirt
2) Bring a box cutter to school
3) ???
4) Profit!

>>1245188

I take issue with the use of De Gozaru from narutards.

Negima at least has an inkling of quality in it, therefore, narufags probably won't watch it.

>>1245219
Most people got de gozario from Rurouni Kenshin

Change how you end your sentence with each sentence you speak. Get a good cycle going of about 10 different ones.

>>1245262

Desu
Dattebayo
Kashira
Na no
uguu
De Gozaru
Aru

Throw in a BELIEVE IT every now and then for good measure.

Also, syntax of any sort is for pussies.

>>1245188
But will he be a ☆ＶＩＰ ＳＴＡＲ☆?

Speak like Yoda.

Looking over course material.

>>1245219
>>1245232
I personally was thinking Wilhelmina.

>>1245470
Most of the time that for Latin works.

It's sad being a panda.

>>Put your penis and paper in your bag, take books.

>>1245525
de arimasu

I just watched that Nepal show, it was sad yet somewhat amusing seeing Rika walk in cow shit.

If you have a morning class, be sure to greet everyone with "what a kawaii morning~!"

don't forget to wear a cosplay and bring at least 3 manga books, teachers often love that

and say your name is sasuke, your classmates are gonna love you

go to class in a girl's seifuku

remember to greet your teacher with "omae shineba ii yo. fuzakenna aho!" when entering class ^_^

Part of me is afraid that the OP is actually being serious.

But if OP is being serious, and comes to /jp/ of all places for advice...well, s/he deserves whatever s/he gets.

>>1248369
Don't encourage the whole girl thing.

>>1248382
shaddap

>>1248356
this is good advice. It will probably help you if you want to get A's.

>>1248347
And fall at the mininum opportunity, showing your pantsu and going 'kyaaaah!'

Buy a Naruto headband.

Dress up as Mothra.

go up to the teacher and say to him, "omae was sude ni shindeiru". guaranteed A

>>1248583
YOUはSHOCK

>>1245182

>It's sad being a cow.

OP here.
I did everything you said /jp/, but I was met with both strange and angry looks.
Eventually, half-way through the lesson my teacher punched after saying that minasan wa moe to kawaii desu.
I began to cry and run out of the class room.
I'm never coming back.

>>1249958
Everything? Why didn't you stab your classmates to death?

>>1249985
Those were the "strange and angry looks"

Don't fall into the trap of resorting to the shitty personal pronouns like 'watashi' or 'boku'. From the start, you must affirm your status as 'Ore-sama'. So when your sensei says:"アノンさん, 自己紹介してください’"
You go: " 俺様はアノンでございます～”