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fluffy and comfy

Claiming this thread in the name of chuunis

>>12442457
Chuunis a shit.

>>12442456
fluffier, and comfy rapeballs

>>12442454
is ebola chan a monster girl?
if so would you fuck her?

>Pic has just confessed her love for you.
What to do you do?

>>12442468
nah she has a weird face

>>12442468
I thought she was some type of kraken or scylla, but she's a roper.

Fucking no.

You know, there aren't enough Lawful Good monster girls.

>>12442468

>>12442456

Puffy Paws a best.

how dangerous is your waifu?

>>12442463
i dont wanna get ebola

>>12442479
>almost as strong as a dragon
>sharp claws
>flight ability that exceeds harpys
>tough scales

pretty dangerous

So everybody thinks yandere monstergirls are good, but what about monster girls who have yandere boyfriends?
Imagine:
>An Oomukade's boyfriend threatening to cut her if she thinks about leaving the house without permission
>He later ties her up in his room after she has to run an important errand and leaves without telling him, hoping she'd make it back before he found out
>She didn't make it back in time

>>12442485
Who cares about them.

>>12442486
Apparently, you do. A lot, boyfriend-san.

>>12442479
>Cyclops
Slightly less dangerous than a normal person?

If anyone is still around to draw something, I would really love a Casino dealer Ryu, please!
Or a not-as-savvy Wurm dealer, always needing help from the more experienced Ryu.

>>12442487

>>12442486
replying to that means that you on some level care

>>12442485
That's abuse.

...and now that I think about it, double standards as well.

>>12442479
>Holstaurus
Just gotta make sure to pound that ass daily and she'll be docile.

>>12442492
Oh, come now. We all know that, on some level, all of us would be so desperate to keep our monster girlfriends around, that we'd make sure they never left us.

Some of us by promising to protect them for the rest of our lives.
Others, by tying them to a radiator when they talk to other guys.

>>12442496
See, this anon is clever.
He knew what I was getting at.

>Implying that none of them could tear our heads off at a whim
>Implying that I'm so insecure about my relationship with my waifu that her leaving for five minutes for milk = she's a two timing whore to me.

No anon, you are the pleb.

>>12442498
Don't be so abusive.
Just lock your yuki onna in the sauna and your salamander in the fridge.

>>12442496

It's why I never got the appeal of yanderes. If you apply the same behavior with the roles reversed, everyone would have no problem calling out that insanity, but for some reason it's excusable for the female to be a psychotic bitch.

Call me old fashioned, but I think you can express deep love for someone without threatening to kill them or whoever they interact with.

In b4 people berating me for not buying into the yandere craze.

Always remember to bully your local Pharaoh.

>>12442511
Grape is shit

>you will never have a robutt waifu with integrated high caliber weaponry
>you will never raid corp facilities with her
>you will never upgrade her with the materials
you steal

I for one would enjoy a yandere male. Especially one that somehow makes an oni several times his size and strength tremble at the thought of upsetting him.

>>12442510
It's funny how, even in the world of monster girls, you can't be a guy and go around saying,
>If you so much as look at other guys, I'm gonna tie you to a radiator and rape you in the mouth
I don't mean funny as in 'I hate it,' I actually mean funny as in, I find the prospect amusing and I laugh at the idea of it.

>>12442515
>materials you steal
>you steal isn't greentexted whoops

>>12442511
I replaced her sunblock with tanning oil. That way, when she goes out in the sun, she turns even more brown than before.

>>12442485
A good yandere don't hurt her love, she hurts the people around him. The same for this.

>>12442524
How terrible

>>12442524
>she turns even more brown than before.
You'd be making a good thing even better

>>12442515
Feels bad knowing you will never download terabytes of porn into your waifu's brain
Sanakan is top tier btw

>>12442527
D-Damn. I've failed in my mission, oh no.
I guess now, I'll have to keep a close eye on her to see whether or not she uses the tanning oil.
And get a glimpse of that fine ass while I'm scoping the area.

we like sea angels here, yes?

>>12442527
You know, I'm not a big fan of cyclops but one eyed spider girls doesn't look half bad. Weird.

>>12442532
Nigga that's a alien mind rapist.

>>12442537

gelbooru tagged her as a sea angel, just going off that

>>12442524
>See pic
>She is in love with you.
>She knows you are a mortal man, and she knows that the longer you two stay together with each other the older you will become eventually leaving her behind alone in the world with her other MG friends, and memories of your good times.
Could you bring yourself to stay with her until the end of your days eventually leaving her by herself forever? Or would you help her avoid that pain of losing your one true love forever by rejecting her love MGT?

>>12442541
Probably reject her.

>>12442541
Wouldn't she just summon me back as an undead until the both of us are ready to reincarnate our souls?

Also, What does this have to do with tanning oil?

>>12442541
Do it anyways, I'm sure our children will keep her happy.

>>12442529
>knows exactly what you fap to
>attempts to emulate your fetishes
The idea of a combat robot waifu in a maid outfit, or a catgirl getup amuses and arouses me.

>>12442541
nah i am not a fan of kitsunes

>>12442552
That's why Succuvirus is best girl.

>>12442518
I bet a monstergirl would find that lovely and cute. I imagine a group of monstergirls getting together at a bar after work and talking about their husbands.

>"A-And get this! Just as I left when I was putting my pants back on he grabbed my hand and told me not to rape any guys!"

>"Aww, that's so cute! Honestly I wish my husband felt a little jealous. He's so quiet that I can't help but feel he doesn't care."

>"My boyfriend got mopey the other day when I mentioned how my childhood friend. His face was too much and I ended up raping him the rest of the day. I can't wait for him to propose already."

In real life jealousy from a cute boy is a turn on for girls. Maybe the principle applies to the other side?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBtL6J-rw8&list=UU__GQE8HJCE645Kaa3QSQGQ


...

>>12442541

Death is unevitable for humans, and she must know it well. Making good memories and building a family would, without a doubt, make her happy, not to mention that the children she bears will help her get over her husband's death, and also help her species grow.

Though I've been leaning more to the thought of not making any memories of love with anyone. I think being alone will spare me a lot of weight on my shoulders.

>>12442557
There are healthy levels of jealousy and there is yandere.

>>12442556
Yeah, but Succuvirus is a virus! She'll melt your cerebral augmentations, anon!

>>12442559
>not even 20 seconds in
What is this shit?

>>12442556
damn right she is

>>12442559
>>12442491

>>12442566
Not if she's just a regular computer virus on your desktop who you can communicate with.
And then eventually transmit her data into a blank-state android.

>>12442559
What the fuck am I listening to.

>>12442571
no trip
means not less
if he draws it i'll color it

>>12442574
the question is
how do you fuck it

Shouldn't this be on /d/? Please take it there!

>>12442559
Alright which one of you fuckers did this?

>>12442582
no

Sea bishop pirate when?
The Gentle Pirate
Scouring the seas, marrying couples and kindly taking some treasures and treating her crew very nicely
But very ruthless when any of them is threatened

>>12442574
>>12442581
>no succuvirus writefaggotry
>not even a greentext
what blasphemy is this

>>12442557
>tfw your monster girlfriend calls your honest attempts at hitting on her as "cute".

>>12442582

Not unless the futarchy shows up.

>>12442582

nah

>>12442552
>The idea of a combat robot waifu in a maid outfit
I support this notion.

>>12442586
http://i.imgur.com/XVqRNAs.png

>>12442586
I had it in my mind to do something recently.
Maybe I will.
It won't be yandere, though.

>>12442582
I don't think /d/ means discussion.

Sorry, Charlie.

>>12442601
You can discuss things on /d/ though..

>>12442591
>Sir, I d-don't understand how a maid headress would benefit me during combat situations. Please elaborate.

So its basically confirmed that either mgs and by extension we are getting popular or one of us is spreading us to other places to test the waters


>stroll on /v/ for tgs announcements
>monster girl thread
>emg discussions and mentions of /mgg/
>someone posted that monster girl waifu roll thing we used to do on /a/

this could be very good or very bad

either we become acceptable get our own board get ignored or get evicted

>>12442610
It disguises her weapons, so they won't notice the 50 grenades under the skirt, the broom being a moist nugget, a pistol + mags under the apron and a combat knife between her tits.

The headdress contains a garrote wire

>>12442587
>"How precious. Thinking to make me blsuh with delight over cheap words, are you? I can do that too, you know."
>She takes your chin in her fingers, her nose just merely inches away from yours
>"Tonight, bring your cute little ass to my place. Your 'princess os going to show you a good time...my sweet little peasant."
>She kisses you on the nose before leaving the otherwise empty classroom
>Leaving you to think about how lucky you are to be dating such a cool beauty like the Student Council President

>>12442613
The only reason moot makes board is for containment not because they're "acceptable"

>>12442618

>cool beauty

Like she could ever compare to THE Cool Beauty.

>>12442619
i forgot to put a comma between acceptable and get our own board

i know that already

>>12442626
2cute

>>12442574
>>12442581
Clearly she either uploads herself into android shells, and reconstructs them to tailor to specific fetishes, or she invades your computer implant, and mind rapes you senseless

One day you receive a letter, informing you that you're the distant, and only, heir to what's essentially the head of Dragon Royalty.

You're informed ,that recently, it's been revealed that your great great great great... etc. grandfather, was a famous monster hunter and at some point in his action-packed life, had sex with the Primordial Dragon.

Now you're the center of Dragon politics and royalty, with Dragon families of all kinds from across the world have put forth girls as a possible wife to you. Time to meet your suitors, which one will you pick /mgg/?

1. Red Dragon: Hot-tempered, speaks her mind and very passionate. She has a short fuse and tends to solve most of her problems with fire, that of which Red Dragons pride themselves on producing the hottest of fires. She will be brutally honest and ,while dominant, will be very protective and loyal to you. Anger issues and outbursts aside, you'll find that she's very reliable and trustworthy. Her palace is next to a volcano, so it gets hot. Does not get along with Blue Dragons.

2. Blue Dragon: Calm, intelligent and methodical. Blue Dragons are famous for their intellect and their advice is appreciated by those it's given to. She'll make your adjustment to Dragon politics a bit easier, she loves you, but always bases her decisions on what's most wise or smart. She'll treat you as an equal and her family has a nice palace by the ocean. Does not get along with Red Dragons.

3. More dragons in next post.

>>12442626
Oh, really?

>>12442639
always pick the mystery box

What are some non-bug monstergirls that use ovipositors?
Any writefag-recommended creative writing resources?

>>12442613
>own board
Not this again. There'd be less posts per day than the average /jp/ thread outside this one. You'd have to have threads about individual girls, threads about individual manga pages, threads about individual writefags, and it still wouldn't fill to page 10 without having threads that are up for over a year like the monster girl thread on /u/ which still hasn't hit 300.

Monster Girls are a broader design concept than a predefined work like Nasuverse, which is why they've always cropped up and exist everywhere, it's nothing new. It's like saying elves should have their own board cause you see them on /a/, /d/ and /tg/. They're just elves, it's not some special branching movement.

>>12442628
I don't think that was really a big enough issue to worry about. It's okay.

>>12442639
Need more cool headed girls.

What does she want?

>>12442639
3. Green Dragon: Easygoing, physically strong, a bit slow. Green Dragons usually don't get too much into politics, preferring to spend most their time sleeping in the forests where they dwell. She won't put pressure on you and is easy to talk and open up to, but as far as help in day to day dragon politics, she won't be much help. She'll treat you as an equal and her family has a mansion in the middle of a forest clearing.

4. White Dragon: Pure, kind and dignified. Out of all the Dragon families, the White Dragons are probably the most respected. Generally wanting what's right as well as best. She'll do her best to help you and be a good wife, helping you when you need it and being fairly submissive. She lives a palace high in the sky and has seemingly only the best intentions for you. Hates Black Dragons.

5. Black Dragon: Powerful, cruel and tyrannical. Black Dragons are feared wherever they go, horror stories of the kingdoms they ruled over and the deeds they committed are known. The Black Dragon family is the most powerful of all the current families and your Black Dragon suitor will be sure to remind you of that fact. She will be a cruel mistress, but by being on what's essentially the 'winning side'. The only cruelty you'll face will be in the bedchambers as she is very dominant. She lives in a palace, deep underground where little light will find you. Hates White Dragons.

6. ????? Dragon (revealed next)

>>12442671
>In such a lewd pose like that, clearly semen.

>>12442671
a hug

>>12442671
To not have fucked up looking hips.

>>12442674
6

>>12442674
>Dominate in the bedroom
>Feared by the plebians
>Lives in an underground where it's cool
>No sunlight
Sign me up

>>12442674
I'm gonna wait to see what 6 is before I make my decision.

>>12442679

could be worse

>>12442670
Karin a qt3.14.

>>12442639
>>12442674

I choose White Dragon. Kind, helpful, diligent, ad submissive waifu is a go. Also living in a Palace in the sky sounds awesome as fuck.

>>12442674
6. Gold Dragon: Rich, rich, very rich. Gold Dragons are loaded, they are ridiculously wealthy and have the largest of treasure hoards. She will buy whatever your heart desires and is very good with money. She'll treat you as an equal, but since her family will have the money, she might use this as leverage over you. She lives in a palace made of solid gold with diamond windows. It's important to keep in mind that money can't buy everything however. But it can buy most of it.

>>12442674
>>12442639
>>12442692

Going with the White dragon. Blue & Gold almost had me, but you know intelligence only.

>>12442686
Holy shit the neck and everything. Even Griffon is afraid.

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
>can't decide between blue, black, or gold dragons
How dare you give me choices

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
Gonna have to go blue dragon, need smarts to survive in a dragon political bullshit.

>>12442692
>>12442674
>>12442639
Going with White. Blue a close second

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
I guess I'd go with red. Black sounds too sadistic for my taste.

I wonder how do you people pick your MG Waifu?

>>12442618
Does she make you wear a leash?

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
blue

>>12442702
>How do you pick your waifu
Anon you don't pick your waifu, your waifu picks you.

>>12442692
i chose the harem

>>12442710

Fuck off

>>12442710
You are a brave man.

>>12442703
When she's feeling particularly frisky, yes.

>>12442702
By choosing someone whose personality and looks appeal to you.

>>12442692
Green. I'm going with green. Easygoing, friendly, probably 100% down with cuddling.

>>12442702
Firstly, what's your favorite type?
Dragon? Mermaid? Fae? Undead? Lamias?
Okay, now find out about each of the monsters in that race until you find one that meets your specifics.

>>12442702
you just know.

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692

>Red Dragon

I hate hot weather.

>Blue Dragon

I'll most likely feel inferior to her in most, if not all aspects.

>Green Dragon

Handling dragon politics I never knew anything about until I received the letter by myself will fuck me up real nice.

>White Dragon

I'm afraid of heights.

>Black Dragon

Her cruelty and mean behavior would be a bother, especially when I want some peace and quiet.

>Gold Dragon

Wealth corrupts all.


I'd get my shit fucked regardless of my choice, not to mention if any of these girls would be actually willing to get married. I guess I'd go with White Dragon, though, gotta overcome them phobias.

>>12442692
Going with White.
Is she a Ryu type, though?
This isn't important, but...

>>12442727
Best spider girl.

>>12442730
Consider them all as a base Dragon Girl, but in different colors and with different personalities.

>>12442712
wouldn't you want to unite all the dragon clans with the power of the dick?

>>12442734
The very best. And I know a thing or two about spider girls.

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
Let's consider our options:
>Red dragon
Might consider if I'm also a hot blooded warrior. Volcano base is hard to assault but also dangerous to live near. Still prone to being Leeroy Jenkins

>Blue dragon
Best strategic choice. Pragmatic and intelligent. Palace has free, scenic ocean view

>Green Dragon
Tree hugging slacker. Marrying her has no political, military or strategic benefits

>White dragon
Too innocent and might moralfag over your decisions. Lives to be a cockslave if you make her to be and nothing more. Good luck getting to and from your palace without wings, meatbag

>Black Dragon
For those with evil overlord ambitions and overt femdom fetishes. Can't see shit in the dark which makes it a good, defensible location until an earthquake strikes

>Gold Dragon
Jewish dragon whose family could sell you out if need be. Will also have to consider being raided constantly by rowdy adventurers or rival dragon houses

>Conclusion
I'll go with Blue, because it's important to have tactical and strategic genius

>>12442741
See I'm a Holstaurus man but I swear spider girls are close up there. Just something about them is amazing.

>tfw no eldritch waifu from beyond the stars
>tfw she will never drive you mad with lust with a single glance

>>12442744
Ive loved spidergirls since ive loved monstergirls. something about arachne is attractive to me. my runner up is lamia though.

>>12442750

Would you a Saya?

>>12442751
The ironic thing is that I didn't even like big tits before finding these threads, but as soon as I saw the Holstaurus encyclopedia page and just her picture I pretty much said to myself "welp guess I'm a tit man now". Haven't looked back since and I love my glorious milky waifu.

>>12442753
I will sacrifice myself for the greater good

Reverse Sabbath fuckin' when? I want my cult dedicated to showing boys the depravity of older sisters.
And showing men the depravity of lonely christmas cake monstergirls.

>>12442639

I call on the Paladin Saint George to help me

>>12442772
to help unite the dragons with the dick right?

>>12442777

Yes. We will put leashes on them and take them into the town to let the townspeople know that the dragon menace is taken care of.

>>12442783
no...dragons were meant for tender insemination not humiliation

>>12442772
>Are you man enough to defeat and tame each of the Dragon families? One dicking at a time?

>>12442639
Blue Dragon, though White is a close second. While I like the idea of a submissive, justice and "doing what is right" can be a slippery slope, with the potential to have many gray areas.

With people starting up "you should go to /d/" bullshit again, I thought it was time for another small one of these.

>>12442753
No, but I would a Double

>>12442827
Oh man, these are always great.

>>12442827
>that feel when nobody even remembers you anymore.

You told me it was forever /mgg/. Forever.

>>12442763
Which MGs would make the best lewd onii-chans? Which MGs would make the best milfs? Why isn't there more Christmas cake MG content?

>>12442827
You faggots got me all panicked about fate threads then the first thing I did is find one on /a/ closing in on the bump limit with nary a 'git off muh /a/' kind of shitpost in sight. I mean shit, the Bazzet stuff is starting in Prisma and we're just over a month away from UBW. If if you were the kind of kike to go after fate threads there's no point right now.

>>12442840
what did you make

>>12442827
mind posting the rest?

>>12442848

I saw it happen in three threads myself about a week ago. It makes zero sense but it was happening.

does anyone have a link to that borderline furry catgirl doujin that was linked a few days ago?

>>12442855
>>>/out/

>>12442850

Sure. And some theme music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvnhLVKQMk

>>12442862

>>12442855
This one?

http://exhentai.org/s/a82d3d4bb9/666301-4

>>12442865

>>12442827
These are great.

>>12442867

Yes, that one. Thank you.

>>12442852
>>12442848
they were complaining a few days ago about janitors deleting posts/threads like mad

>>12442827
>Dark Elf with drills
Looks like I made it onto these again. I really must be what's wrong with /mgg/

>>12442772
>Saint George
You know, killing a monitor lizard isn't really the same as killing an actual Dragon.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>12442910

>Implying it wasn't some big crocodile

>>12442559
>that awkward as fuck cut-off
Holy shit this is golden.

>>12442921
that's bourbon, by the way

who knows why he chose to read the little smut short of when truckeranon took the catcock.

>>12442559
what

Is Polt the best girl?

>>12442639
Blue is best. If I'm going to be the Dragon King I'm going to want to strengthen my power and maybe take over Europe. For that, I need intelligence. Black Dragon will be my secret mistress.

I WANT A LAMIA GIRLFRIEND AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT

>>12442468
>pointy elbow/10 would not court.

>>12442931
Yes. Yes she is.
I'm still flattered every time I see one of my shitty greentexts in a screencap.

>>12442924
he asked for a not futa story for him to narrate...
so naturally i linked him the futaxmale and he read it while recording...
am not bob, thought it'd be funny


was not dissapoint
>hi mom

>>12442491
Quick pencil sketch for you before I go to work

Some other drawfag can lineart it out if I don't have the time

>>12442931

Yeah.

>>12442931
Damnit anon! I can't handle that many feels at once!

Polt omake where we meet her family when?

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
Red Dragon is best girl. Loyal, hot blooded, passionate, dominant, protective, whats not to like?

You're a teacher at an all monstergirl highschool and just recently became singly again after your waifu got an OTP on her anime.

Most of the students are just there for the day and go, the few who confess to you do so with one hand down their pants and you can tell right away that what they're feeling isn't love.

The only student who you truly have a relationship with is the Student Council President. A strict but incredibly caring Anubis who singlehandedly handles the budget for student events.

One day she comes in before class disheveled, her hair a complete mess with bits stuck to her sweaty face. Her uniform untucked and only one shoe one with no socks at all. Her hands shaking at her sides as she silently and unevenly steps forward with a look of complete abandon in her eyes.

Finally she settles inches away from you before tightly gripping your shirt and pushing you against your desk. Her face lights up as she sniffs you and you can feel a damp spot from her skirt on your crotch.

"S-Sensei! I'm in heat right now so I was supposed to stay home! But! I thought about you and realized you would be lonely if I didn't come!" Her voice is crazed but full of emotion and dripping lust.

"I want your seed sensei! If I get pregnant then I definitely won't bother you about it! I've been holding back for a long time now so I deserve it just this once right?!" Her paws dig into your skin painfully and gently in contradiction.

"Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry Hurry!!!" She's already started by herself as she straddles your leg and awaits your own consent to go further.

Knowing all of this, how do you react?

>>12442989
>He's alive
Suddenly the world is a brighter place.

>>12442989
oh god I missed you

>>12442920
I heard somewhere it was a monitor lizard. Whatever.

>>12442989
>Crayon is alive
HALLELUJAH

>>12442996

Depends if I really think she loves me or not.

>>12442908
Well, you do happen to spam the same shit over and over. Even if it is to get less to draw something.

>>12443016
>spam
Once a thread is spam? S-sorry. I'm not the only one asking for it you know.

>>12442618
>You are left stunned as she leaves the classroom
>As the kinda guy that many get along with, the SCP must see you as some sort of status symbol, like a trophy to show off before the other girls. You never even said you'd be with her, and yet she propositions you like this every day.
>Arousing, sure, but it's also one of the least romantic things you've ever heard.
>You're an old fashioned guy, you enjoy a bit of romance and courtship. Any man can rut/get raped by a girl these days. There's no reward to it.
>Looking out through the classroom window you can't help your mind from drifting towards the shy rocker elf in your music class that covered Skid Row's I'll Remember You, she didn't outright dedicate it to you, but the way she locked eyes with you when she was singing still makes your heart flutter.
>Walking back to the music room, you spot the elf playing acoustic guitar by the open window, like some idyllic bard from times gone by
>She's utterly absorbed in playing, doesn't notice you sneak up on her
>You sit behind her and wrap your arms around her waist
>You tell her softly how beautiful her singing voice is, as you reach around and start to play the melody of the song she all but dedicated to you earlier in the day
>The both of you sit there for a while, her in your lap, you playing guitar for her, and her singing for you as the afternoon breeze rolls in over the both of you.

>>12442996
>Anubis
>Student Council President
You fucked up. She would be the Vice, while Pharaoh would be the Seitokaichou.

>>12442692
I insert my own dragon
7. Ice Dragon, She lives in a mansion hewn out of ice and stone, in the frigid tundra. Ice dragons are known as the hardiest of the lot and curiously, they have evolved to breathe frost rather than flame. This puts them at odds with the Red Dragons though there is no particular hatred to speak of. Legends speak of two titanic dragons of frost and flame, one whose hoarfrost is so potent it completely saps the energy from the flame dragon, whose own breath was so intense that it vaporised all moisture in the air. As descendants, or, indeed, progenitors of other reptilian races, Ice dragons find themselves eternally at odds with their surroundings, you'll likely find her to be very affectionate and generous with body contact, partly as a way to stay warm. This has drifted further over into the Ice Dragon's values and Ideals, you're not just marrying into royalty, you're marrying into a warm family, which huddles in the night against the cold frost of the ice floes.

>>12443025
Pharaoh is a bit fat shit. She's just a nigger with a snake.

Apophis is equally shit.

>>12443032
>The Living Embodiment of the Sun
>a nigger with a snake
To the quarries with you.

>>12443032
>She's just a nigger with a snake
I fully agree Anon, I-

>Apophis is equally shit.
And into the trash you go

>>12443019
>NTRing the SCP
>For a knife-ear

>>12443035
>The Living Embodiment of the Sun
>Pharaoh
But anon, that's not Amaterasu.
I'd post a picture, but I'm sad to say I have none.

Well, it's it's the day after yesterday.


I guess I'll start part the next part of that teacher story involving Joe, the overly acrobatic Chemistry teacher..

What would you prefer for a Wednesday scenario?

Introducing the Daughter?
Helping Lue the Janitor out with a problem?
Or opening a mysterious box covered in blood and incomprehensible symbols?

>>12443043
I'm sure he will get his cumuppance.

>>12443045
Pharaoh is the daughter of the mighty Ra himself, you peasant.
Nigga, you better learn.

>>12443043
>implying I wouldn't
Besides, can you NTR that which you don't belong to? I'd say not.

>>12443047
Help Lue, janitors are mysterious sages who will end up repaying you in unexpected ways. Like Scruffy.

>>12443051
That aside, wasn't it initially Anon doing the propositioning anyway?

>>12443053
Even though he has a mullet?

>>12443057
I have a mullet. Kotomine has a mullet. Snake has a mullet. Mullets are divine.

>>12443031

>Not knowing what cold-drake is

Education time then.

Has wings but only two front arms. The wings are on the back, so it's not like a wyvern that has the wings as the arms and a set of legs. Imagine the monstergirl version to be like a Wurm but with wings.

Smaller and dumber than most dragons, they are still hardier than any dragon in the cold of the icy mountains and tundra. They nest near natural volcanic vents and hotsprings and are fiercely communal. None hurts one another and an attack on one is an attack on all. Average complexion of pearly white scales and brilliant golden eyes. They have no breath weapon and once worshiped dragons for their power of fire.

>>12442639
>>12442674
>>12442692
>>12443031
I wish there was a purple dragon.

Purple is my favorite color.

>>12443045
>Amaterasu
Wan-wan?

>>12443063
How about Purple and Green?

>>12443063
>purple dragon
Spyro is purple. Too bad he's a dude.
>>12443064
Picture didn't upload for some reason.

>>12443047
>Or opening a mysterious box covered in blood and incomprehensible symbols?
That one.

>>12443068
>opening Big Brown Package from Afghanistan
That's not very smart.

>>12443063

The dude basically got Black and Purple mixed up in his description.

Purple Dragon/Deep Dragon
>Long, lean bodied dragons with deep purple to midnight black scales. These fancy themselves to be the lords of all dragonkind, believing themselves arisen from the long dead sister of Tiamat. They are among the most intelligent of dragons, able to gather and control vast numbers of minions. Their energy-related attacks make them powerful fighters.

>>12443067
Ridley's also a purple dragon, but he's too big to be a proper waifu.

>>12443045
>>12443064

Best wolf.

How much would you pay for fluffy?

>>12443073
Being big sure is a problem for him, but it's a livin'.

>>12442862
Im getting the feeling that the dude guy is supposed to be .Less

>>12443055
Prolly. If I had to pick one desert queen I'd rather be tied to a radiator and graped in the mouth than worship Pharaoh

>>12443084
By 'graped in the mouth,' do you mean forced to suck on her delicious teats?
Because that's a rather tempting offer, anon.

>>12443089
No, she fucks him in the mouth. With her pussy.

>>12443089
>forced
>Implying I don't already have a venom induced Stockholm syndrome, and relish it.

>>12443076
My heart.

And a lobe of my liver.

>>12443092
That sounds more sour than sweet.
Is she at least gentle?
Nevermind, that's a stupid question.

>>12443053
>>12443068

So mystery box or mullet?
Well, I guess I could flip a coin.

>>12443095
She's violent. And after cumming all over your face, she'll lick it clean

>>12443104
>licking her juices off of my face

>>12443104
Anon, if my girlfriend finds out I popped a boner to this, she'll kick my ass for sure.

jesus these threads are shit

>>12443108
Then don't let her find out.

>>12443108
Then distract her by burning a large amount of mercury thiocyanate, and making one huge Pharaoh's snake.

Does anyone have the story about Pharaoh and Grape as children building a sand throne which eventually gets destroyed?

Dear diary.

Today I learned that Blue Dragons are OP.

>>12443122
You mean this?

https://archive.moe/a/thread/110109654/#110115637

>>12443132
Neat

>>12443139
Oh the drunken sex that would end in.

I'd down two shots of everclear and go over and give her sympathy.

>>12443102
As the guy who voted for the box, a coin flip sounds ok with me.

>>12443139
was this ever continued?

>>12443145
I'll flip one when I'm done going through a doujin involving a shota and two hookers.

would you lift up your one-eyed waifu's eyepatch and kiss the scar where her second eye used to be every day?

>>12443150
As long it wasn't hideous like the scar that Slade had in Arrow.

>>12443150
I'd remove it just to admire her whole face.

>>12443150

>Wearing an eyepatch
>Not having a variety of amusing glass eyes to scare children with plus one that matches your normal eye.

Patches are only good to play pirate. And there's no redeeming quality to those dumb medical ones that the japanese seem obsessed with.

>>12443147
No it wasn't. And I can safely say that I will hate that particular anon for the rest of time until he puts out a full story.

>>12443153

A kissable eye scar would probably be something like the aftermath of a bad burn.

>>12443166
Are you sure that's a female elf?

>>12443170

Yes.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2115885&pid=0

She is a quad amputee, though.

>>12443171
Ah. For a minute there I was stumped.

>>12443139
I would put a comforting hand on her shoulder, tell her it will be alright, and that that guy is a scumbag who couldn't handle that much woman anyway. I would tell her not to worry about the tab, and she can pay when she feels better. Then I call her a cab and help her get in it, giving the driver an extra ten to make sure she gets home.

>>12443171
>futa
Weeelll not quite female, but I guess it's close enough for some.

>>12443175
>stumped.
Oh you.

>>12443182
I had basically the same situation in mind, but also offer her my number. So she could have an actual date some time.

>>12443164
>only good to play pirate
Big Boss isn't a pirate.

>>12443185
She knows where to find her Bozo.

>>12443191
A number is still good to have. Plus it shows her that she has some kind of way to contact me if I didn't make it to the date.

>>12443139

what kind of limp-dicked piece of shit would stand a lovely lady like this up in the first place?

>>12443200
Someone too insecure? Some guys feel their masculinity is threatened by women twice their size.

>>12443203
Faggots I guess

>>12443203

Why ask her out in the first place, then? Why do I care so much about a fictional woman getting stood up by a fictional man?

>>12443209
>why do I care
Because you are a man of JUSTICE.
>why ask her out in the first place
Probably lost a bet or something.

>>12443209
Because you have a white knight in you.

>>12443200
She probly got the wrong idea while doing oni flirtations (which probly came off as browbeating) on a guy. Scared shitless he ended up just agreeing to whatever she said and booked it when she left him alone.

>>12443213
White knight and Bonnet Lizard bonding over cock/pussy blockers when?

>>12443145
>>12443149
After deciding that Mullet was heads, I flipped a coin three times.
It landed on heads twice, and its side once.

>>12443197
I know she'll be back to the bar when shepays her tab, and she'll look real cute with a sheepish expression as she apologizes for her behavior. The end goal for me is loving vanilla handholding and seeing if I can get her in a big, pretty sundress eventually

>>12443217
I told you mullet is divine, but did you listen? No. What say you now?

>>12443218

>the frame of an 8'+ tall oni woman with rippling muscles being covered by a frilly sundress and a straw hat that barely stays on because her horns keep tipping it off

So I found these. Not found: anything else to do with Kenkou Cross.

How fucking limited are his print runs?

>>12443220
That now I'll have to write about a Janitor, his mullet, and not introduce an important character until much later.
Oh well, I can write about a monster daughter that refuses to leave the house, or get a job, another time.

>>12443225
Like Tio, but more bulk?

>>12443231

Yes.

>>12443228
The picture's upside down because it's an Australian phone.

>>12443218

Every man thinks that's how it's going to be with an oni. And some are lucky enough to have it come true. But thinking that's going to happen all the time is as bad as women thinking they can twist and change men into whatever they want.

A loud pushy drunk barfly is probably going to stay that way. You have to ask yourself if that's the woman you want instead of dreaming about shy handholders in sundresses.

You will never tell a rough brutish oni that the only reason you wouldn't date her is that she's a crass unmannered drunk and you want someone sweeter.

>>12443231
And hopefully not built like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>12443235
>not built like Ahnold
Nigga, what? You look at him in Pumping Iron and move that muscle into a woman's body without removing the femininity, you've got yourself perfection.

Thinking of /fit/ onis, I came across this in my mg folder. And for some reason I now have the Saturday Night Live Hans and Franz skits playing in my head except with muscular onis.

>>12443235

Look at this weak man. Look at him and laugh.

>>12443238
This a stronk thread now?

>>12443243
Yes, now get in the /ss/ack.

>>12443243
How long before someone posts that fucking mermaid with the halfassed abs?

>>12443239
Strongest MG competition?

>>12443249
>armpit hair

>>12443247
You call that a /ss/anta?
>>12443251
Yes. Delicious, sweaty armpit hair.

>>12443243
Sure. We can even lucha as well.

>>12443166
In that case, hell yes. I've often fantasized about licking Balalaika's scars and showing her that she was still a beautiful woman even with them.

And now I'm imagining Bala as a Monster Girl. Totally big russian Oni woman.

>>12443258
Now we cast the females of Black Lagoon as monster girls.

>>12443255
Merry Chri/ss/tmas.

Where good young MGs wake up on Chri/ss/tmas day to find Shotas tied up underneath the Chri/ss/tmas tree.

>>12443256
>lucha
Firecat stronk, Firecat undefeated.
>>12443258
>>12443262
Goddamit, Balalaika is a Siberian Tiger and that is that.
>>12443263
Shota's kidnapped trained by Krampus?

>>12443264
Even better.

>>12443263
Christmas approaches, what will you and your waifu get each other? Or is it too early to be thinking about it?

How do you like your cowgirls?

>>12443274
Ready and eager to breed with some previous experience.

>>12443274
Full of milk.

What if I prefer my onis in loli form?

>>12443273
>Christmas approaches
Ugh. This year has gone by too fast. Won't be too much longer till secret santa threads should start popping up on /a/.

>>12443274

with a motherly streak

>>12443280
>loli oni
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~
>gone by too fast
Meh, February can't come fast enough. My birthday coincides rather neatly with the Witcher 3...

>>12443280

>What if I prefer my onis in loli form?

Then we ask you politely, but firmly, to leave.

>>12443290
>telling someone who likes Suika to leave /jp/
Anon... bad.

>>12443289
>>12443296
Mein comrades.

>>12443299
Drunkard, lolita, little girl Oni, she's actually a clingy stalker. She's been staring at you sine 100 hundred million years and two weeks ago.

How does it feel knowing you will never have your waifu?

>>12443311
I'm practically Hollow.

>>12443234
I would show her love and affection, because she's already had her heart broken, she might stop and ask if it was her fault guys ran from her

>>12443305
Shikieiki, pls.

>>12443312
Them use an effigy.

>>12443318
Puffy vulva. Too puffy...

>>12443320
It is suspicious.

>>12442559
Wat

>>12443320

>too puffy

no such thing

>>12442559
Oh god, I thought it was my story at first.
There was someone willing to record them self reading a part of Bob's story?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7BtWcYuBg

>>12443332
For what purpose, one can only wonder.

>>12443332
>>12443334
UncleBourbon sure gets around.

>>12443334
I liked it
Especially when his mom came.
>mom, it's not what you think, I'm not a homo zoophile, I don't want a cat dick

>>12443341
He still lives with his mom?

>>12443345
Why not? Somebody has to take care of her. A boy's best friend is his mother, right Norman?

>>12443346
Do I have to post that one doujin where a boy is seduced by his mother into leaving his girlfriend for her?

>>12443348
>that one doujin
There's got to be a hundred of them like that, but I was kinda making a Psycho reference there.

>>12443348
Yes
I read like dozens of manga like this but I'm curious what exactly manga do you mean

>>12443352
The one with tits larger than they should be, and slight amounts of femdom.

>>12443355
That just made it MORE obscure.

>>12443355
This?
http://exhentai.org/s/a5fc86d6ff/472862-2

>>12443358
You're right.

>>12443364
Yes. I'm surprised you figured it out.

>>12443371
I'm registered physic rapist

>>12443377
I'm mean Psychic
Or both

>>12443377

I heard about what you did to those photons, and you made the up quarks watch. Shame on you.

>>12443377
>>12443382
You can stop now.

>>12443385
Would frolic with.

>>12443364

I normally don't like NTR at all, but...

>>12443388
Would you frolic with her through here?

>>12443391
I don't even know what that is.

>>12443393
Go play MuvLuv Alternative.

Now.

>>12443396
No, I have zero interest in MuvLuv.

>>12443399
That's like having zero interest in Sengoku Rance.

>>12443402
>Sengoku Rance
That I did pick up last week. Convince me.

>>12443402
I just don't have time for vidya anymore

Would monster girls go to Akihibara?

If so why?

If so wearing what?

>>12443410
Weaboo mgs would go

>>12443364
I'm having an 'Ara ara~' overload.

>>12443410
>why
To pick up dudes.
>wearing what
Pic related.

>>12443410
Kikimora would go with her otaku bf, still dressed as a maid. She'd find herself sweeping up in a maid cafe and no one would realize she doesn't actually work there

>>12443410

>Babe, come on. You know I've been waiting for months for Smash to come out and I want to get to the store before a line forms.

>>12443406
Aside from the story and setting being very good?
It's a game that will leave an impression on you. Of course, you would have to play the first two games to fully understand everything and enjoy the third game.


>>12443416
Read the rest.

>>12443426
>aside from the story and setting being very good
See, that's just like, your opinion man. I already know you like it, but that's not going to win me over. You've just recommended me THREE games, how do I know it's worth my time?

Time for MG ahegao
http://exhentai.org/g/735038/51e103f35c/

>>12443425
>dating a Gazer means I'm now the cool, hip kid
I don't know if I could handle her.

>>12443428
Ask /m/.
They will give an explanation of why you should try it better than I can.

>>12443431
>/m/
>mecha
Interest waning.

>>12443432
I suggest giving at least a try before dismissing it.

>>12443433
You could have convinced me it was good, but you didn't, and I have never enjoyed mecha in any way, shape or form. I see no reason to put in the effort.

Despite its popularity, Muv-Luv is one of the few translated VNs I've yet to bother with. From what I've seen of it, it doesn't seem all too appealing to me.

>>12443425
Wouldn't she order online though?

>>12443417
Is that a surgical mask or a Final Stage Cooler mask?

>>12443434
Then I guess you'd be missing out, since the majority of the third game is centered around mechs.

What normally gets you into something?

What god do I pray to, who do I have to pay, what on earth do I do to make this thread leave /jp/ and never come back.

>>12443440
>what normally
I don't know, if something resonates with me it resonates with me, if it doesn't then I can still warm up to it, but MuvLuv doesn't seem to have anything appealing to it.
>>12443439
That's a thug mask. You can tell she means business when she wears one.

>>12443444

the god called cry about it

>>12443440

Dude, I like mechs and Muv-Luv has always been meh to me. The mechanical design isn't great, too stringy. It suffers from being a VN so you don't get the proper weight and motion to the machines just like light novels and manga. There is the show but eh.

Just kind of felt eh all around when it comes to Muv-Luv. The only real quality is the pilot suit doujins.

>>12443445
Now I want female Cooler

Any stories about breaking hearts? I feel edgy tonight.

>>12443447
How can she stand with those stubs?

>>12443445
I like it due to the characters, especially the MC. I also like how despite all the shit the MC goes through, he still manages to earn for his happy ending.

>>12443452
This is a thread for monster girls not our blog

>>12443452

I had a novel idea about one. It's mean as hell but I'll write it up.

>>12443456
Spoiling the ending for me isn't really the way to convince me, man. Let's drop the subject, yeah?
>>12443452
Breaking hearts, you say?

>>12443463
I guess we'll never see eye to eye.

>>12443468
Neither of us is trying very hard.

>>12443470
True.