/jp/ - Otaku Culture

flanourine

Go look in the mirror.
It'll just be that x1000
You don't want that. Nobody does.

Kill them anon, kill them all

mfw touhoucon is literally ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE GODDAMN COUNTRY WOOOOOOOOOOW THANKS KOJIMA

Being MA is suffering.

>But I'm too scared to go outside
So don't go?
What do you need help with, exactly?

Get a cardboard box and pretend it's a moving fortress.

Extra: Buy a pair of shoes with wheels in them and skate to Touhoucon. Remember they can't rape you if they can't catch you!

Man up and just go, dude.

You might end up fucking someone cosplaying as your favorite 2hu.

Sure, the bitch might rob you after, you at least you got pegged. What could be better than that?

Your better off not going.

I know where you live

>>12431955
How the fuck do you know, spergmongler.

The guy might actually enjoy it.

Touhoucon shills pls go

>>12431974
Fine sorry, calm down. In my opinion it would be terrible but as you say it might still be something he would like.

>>12431834
You can do it Anon!

Go, anonymous.

Go, and regale your friends at /jp/ with tales of how many horrible normies were there.

Western cons are for normalfags and haven't been necessary for truotaku in over a decade.

I hope you enjoy seeing fat skanks wallow around in the same poorly done cosplay with their beta "I don't know what any of this shit is but I'll play along because I'm such a nerd lmao" boyfriends and poorly made overpriced merchandise.

I will do it for you /jp/. If I die, I'll leave you guys my fumo collection through the will I write

How overpriced is the merchandise at cons? I usually just buy custom canvas/mousepads/ect online to get my 2hu fix. If I want a hoodie or some piece of clothing, I just ask my childhood friend who owns a clothing line.

Hopefully there aren't too many cosplayers, I don't want my fantasy girls defiled

I want to make friends

>>12432232
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>12432232
Well since you're a normie you'll probably have a great time.
Try to find an after-con orgy to attend.

>>12432232

You won't make friends at a con, you stupid fuck.

Also, the merchandise is overpriced on the same value as it's sold in stupid comic shops, that's the price you pay for easier accessibility; though not like any retard doesn't know how to fucking order shit on-line.

The best you're in for is seeing stupid people acting stupid and slutty with bad cosplaying suits and thinking they're the shieeet.

If I were you, I'd take my fucking Nexus 4, grab a few shots of the ones that look more slutty, grab a feel when I get into a shot with them, buy a Reisen wall scroll and make a pass towards some bitch dressed up like Patchouli or Ran, Patchou or Ran cosplaying bitches always want to fuck after the cons.

This is what you can hope for and get in a best case scenario. A best case scenario that totally depends on you and the attitude your deciding to take when you go to this event.

Now take a lesson, dork master, I don't live forever.

>>12432232
I'll be your friend for two days.

>>12432264
wow thanks, you're like that really cool older kid in the neighborhood

>>12431834
I was thinking about going, but I'm worried it'll be a bunch of weirdo's and secondaries based on that little I seen on the facebook page

>>12432278

Damn straight, son.

I was at an independent record store the other day, and I ended up buying a Legend of the Overfiend shirt.

The old dude at the counter said "nice shirt." Not sure if he know what it was or not.

>>12432295
He knew. The guy was truOTAKU.

>>12432295
Fuck me sideways, I just posted this in the wrong thread.

I beg for forgiveness.

>>12432304
Strangely enough, it fitted the threads topic.

>>12431841

flanbourine*

>>12432323
Took you long enough.

>>12432327
Patience is key, grasshopper.

>>12432264
>If I were you, I'd take my fucking Nexus 4, grab a few shots of the ones that look more slutty, grab a feel when I get into a shot with them, buy a Reisen wall scroll and make a pass towards some bitch dressed up like Patchouli or Ran, Patchou or Ran cosplaying bitches always want to fuck after the cons.

Oh please, that's what we all fantasize about but who the fuck has actually gotten some at a con?

>>12432264
Are there actualy any attractive women at Touhou and anime events? I have no social life or job so I don't want to hang around normal women who would judge me.

>>12432488
anime events are full of people with no social life or job

>>12432498
I know, but are any of those attractive women?

>>12432502
women are either unattractive, insane or both. Would you stick your dick in crazy?

>>12432513
Yes, I find crazy to be interesting.

>>12432513
I don't think I have enough life experience to make a judgement on what having a relationship with a crazy person is like. I had a crush on an ugly girl before though.

>>12432264
>You won't make friends at a con, you stupid fuck.
Where do you make friends?

>>12432513
>Would you stick your dick in crazy?

Yes.

>>12432488
Well, here's a qt loli I got a picture of at this year's Con in Calgary.

It was nice to see someone cosplaying something that's not super popular.

>making friends
How is that /jp/ related?

>>>/a/
>>>/soc/

>>12432538
she should be arrested for public indecency

>>12432538
And, as always, I dunno why it's sideways. It'sd fine on my PC.

>>12432513
félerino when no yandere gf

>>12432498
>or job
Then how do pay to get there and/or play for the passes?

>>12432538
skank
belly looks P punchable 7.5/10

>>12432548
*pay

damnit

>>12432540
Everyone needs friends, Anon-kun.

>>12432560
yeah but sometimes people don't have friends

>>12432548
Unemployment benifits.

>>12432538
Her parents should be ashamed for leting her go out in public like that.

>>12432561
Those people needs friends even more!

>>12432540
/a/ is just as friendless as /jp/, why are you linking to there

>>12432590
/a/ is filled with turbonorms

You should go. Get pass or ticket to there immediately so you feel obliged when the day comes.

If you don't go you will regret it sooner or later.

>>12432605
I think I may have to stay away, it seems there is too much black magic.

>>12432264
Woah, are you one of those fabled "Pussy Wizards" I hear about sometimes?
Rumors have it you're attracting females like a rapidly rotating neutron star attracts matter!

>>12432605
hahaha, that wheelchair guy

>>12432617
don't laugh it's rude

>>12432615
That's "love nucleus" you are talking about. When afflicted by that, you tend to wander in parallel worlds with alien and giant robots, though.

>>12432622
Are you a biology otaku?
Didn't get the reference either, I'm sorry.

>>12432628
I am a Muv-Luv otaku in fact.
>tfw no ML con ever.

>>12431834
3 minuttes? I envy you, closest one to me is thousands of miles away ;_; go there and enjoy it friend!

>>12432630
Oh, I see.
I haven't played/read anything of that yet, as I've heard it's full of suffering and despair, and I can't take either very well.
Thank you for not shouting at me, too.

>>12432642
This is a no bully zone anon, don't worry.

>>12432642
Apparently it is, but the first part that everyone tells you to read first to "get to know the character" or whatever is so godawful I never got to the suffering.

Probably for the best, really.

All these normreplies encouraging him to go to a western convention... /jp/ is truly dead...

>>12432429
>that's what we all fantasize about
So it has come to this...

Los Angeles Master Race

Japanese people think I'm creepy IRL, or maybe it's just because I'm black?

>>12432538
i'd do it

>>12433671
Oh god what happened there?

>>12433671
Is, is he ok?

>>12434416
no, he died

>>12432630
I watched the anime of that and it was okay.
Is the anime and the VN standalone things?

>>12434425
;_;

>>12432620

your right, it's hilarious, looks like he has one good leg tucked under his stump

>>12433690
Japs are xenophobic

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