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In which your Christmas Cake Monster Waifu appears to be dressed up as a schoolgirl and needs to be reminded to act her age

Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>Stuff that got shared recently
SSS' C86 Sandworm: http://imgur.com/a/SFQFf#0
Raven Wing Nest: http://imgur.com/a/b6xVH#0
EMG this month: http://imgur.com/a/ZvhZd#0
No monster milfs this month. You will never have another MILF, you will never have enough chance.

Remember to take it easy and be respectful of the board so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours or even over a day before the thread dies. Using sage has been recommended, though for most of the thread's life it'll be on autosage anyway.

>> No.12415302

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS6BX-gcJqw

>> No.12415310
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fluffy

>> No.12415312
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I'm surprised I haven't seen much about Monster Hunter MGs in the past. A Nibelsnarf girl would be an interesting design to try and attempt.

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>>12415310
Beefy.

>> No.12415322
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12415322

Do you like plump tanukis?

>> No.12415325

>>12415318
>help how do i into proportions i'm just a crab

>> No.12415329

I'm not sure if you are meant to discuss MGQ here but so far Tamamo has been only non-douche monsume I have encountered
5/5 would become husband to

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>>12415318
Slimy.

>> No.12415332

>>12415298
Why did we get two threads again?
>>12415318
Dammit Hound stop teasing me with those haunches.
>>12415329
MGQ is fine too. Did you touch her fluffy tail?

>> No.12415333

>>12415329
>kemonomimi
snore

>> No.12415338

>>12415333
Ears and tail master race > shitty 70% monster abominations

>> No.12415348
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>>12415338
Please no bully proper Monsters.

>> No.12415349

>>12415329
The loli kitsune is fine too.

>> No.12415352

>>12415310

Puffy Paws a best.

>> No.12415353

>>12415332
>two threads.

This one came a minute before, and is right off the bat a bit more lively.

>> No.12415354

>>12415352
What would a fluffy pawjob feel like?

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>>12415298
Just as well I forgot to spoiler the bit ly link and refreshed the index again, threads would have been a few seconds apart. For the master-list site, you just have to break the ly with separate spoiler tags, which 4chanX removes. Or pastebin list version works, too.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List: http://bit.ly/MGCollection

Kejourou got translated recently. C86 Moth-chan doujin was also translated. http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/

>> No.12415361

>>12415353
Then this is the true heir.
>>12415349
Marrying a cute girl, having cute babies and living in a peaceful village if you lose to her? Sounds like a good end to me.

>> No.12415362

>>12415359
Shittiest profile in a long long time.

>> No.12415363

>>12415322
I've been trying to find the LN online, but it looks like there are only 25 chapters. Is it really that short?

>> No.12415367

>>12415310
>those pubes
shit is nasty, i like my MGs clean shaved.

>> No.12415370

>>12415367
It's a fur bikini, not pubes

>> No.12415373

>>12415370
I still think it needs to come off ifyouknowwhatimean

>> No.12415374

>>12415367
A nice little trimmed patch is best.

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http://pastebin.com/3M087jpX

Lich Encounter Part 4.

More dialogue than usual, which I suck at, so hopefully it isn't completely shit.

As usual, comments, criticisms and the like are welcome.

>> No.12415379

>>12415375
Noice
Liches are cuties
Waifu end when?

>> No.12415386

what is everyone's fav MG hentai?

>> No.12415399
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>>12415338
What about 50% monster middle ground?

>> No.12415406 [DELETED] 

>>12415399
As long as you only fuck the human part and the monster part isn't sexualized or fetishized it's fine

>> No.12415409

>>12415386
Violated Hero, please don't resent me.

>> No.12415410
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granberry is best berry

>> No.12415414

>>12415362
At least she's still cute though.

>> No.12415418

>>12415409
>wanting to get your dick mutilated

>> No.12415420

>>12415409
I liked VH2 more than MGQ.

>> No.12415423

>>12415410
Why does Granberry remind me of Aisha here?
>>12415418
I can't help it, the art style makes me diamonds.

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>>12415325
Don't question the crab. Just accept it.

>> No.12415426

>>12415359

What if she turned bald?

>> No.12415428

>>12415409
why?

>> No.12415429

>>12415423
At least VH5 was overall pretty vanilla, thankfully
3 and 4 went way fucking overboard on the masochism

>> No.12415430

>>12415406
>Not wanting Lamia hugs
maximum pleb

>> No.12415433

>>12415424
I want to be a cowboy now.

>> No.12415435

>>12415424
I think I'll join the beef stampede now.

>> No.12415436

>>12415430
Lamia hugs are fine
Lamia tailjobs or tail pegging or snake cloacs are not

>> No.12415438

>>12415430
I bet he only likes deredere manticores

>> No.12415439

>>12415418
>>12415429
Look at these casuals.

>> No.12415443 [DELETED] 

>>12415436
I mean, the point of a lamia hug is just intimacy and getting hugged really tightly all over, the appeal still comes from the girl and not from the fact that it's a snake tail wrapped around you
But once you start getting sexually pleasured by the snake part you're leaving that "acceptable" area

>> No.12415444

>>12415410
If Granberia isn't a possible party member in Paradox I'm gonna be extremely disappointed.
She's the best waifu.

>> No.12415445

>>12415444
alice best waifu faggot.

>> No.12415446

>>12415439
Sorry I just prefer having my dick in one piece

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>>12415310
hugs

>> No.12415449
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12415449

>You'll never be a 5 year old child again
>You'll never find a young, genki, tomboy Oni about your age and height playing alone in your tree house in the backyard one day
>You'll never befriend her after bickering over your ownership of the tree house and she being an invader
>She'll never tell you that nobody wanted to be friends with her because of her stubby horn
>She'll never bro it up with you, coming to visit you often in the backyard
>You'll never be surprised upon finding out that she actually likes doing boyish things, like climbing trees, capturing insects and playing war
>You'll never grow up together, eventually being enrolled in the same class in school
>She'll never start to sublty yank you away from girls that get too friendly with you
>She'll never stand by your side and mow down bullies that want to hurt you, even if she's not initially involved
>You'll never walk home with her every day, asking you to stop and watch the sunset from a bridge for a while every now and then
>You'll never fistbump her before parting ways
>You'll never see a dim light coming from your treehouse one night
>You'll never go outside to find out what's going on
>You'll never spot her waiting for you there
>You'll never ask her why she was there, at night no less
>She'll never say that she just wanted to see you more often
>You'll never ask why she's been acting so weird lately
>She'll never bodly say "Because I like you, dummy!" with a cocky, confident and toothy smile on her face, her cheeks being redder than tomatoes

>> No.12415450

>>12415310
I prefer Thomas' Yeti

>> No.12415451 [SPOILER] 
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>>12415448
>idk what I am looking at
these are the best hugs

>> No.12415452

>>12415436
I suppose that's true. Lord knows I don't want anything shoved up my ass

>> No.12415453

>>12415451
>anal
Worst hug.

>> No.12415454

>>12415449
There is no god.

>> No.12415459

>>12415449
And then she will hold your hand and princess carry you during recess and feed you bento she made herself and neither of you cares who sees you. Good End.

>> No.12415460

>>12415451
This would probably feel great.

>> No.12415463

>>12415460
Have you ever had something forcibly shoved up your ass?
"Great" is not how I would describe it.

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12415464

Uh oh, you find your waifu crying in the corner because the Smash 4 roster leaked and her main was confirmed to be cut and she doesn't like the newcomers

How do you comfort her?

>> No.12415465

>>12415449
thank god, I dont think I could handle such cute irl.

>>12415453
>bitch doesn't like prostate stimulation
whatever floats your boat, even without it the hug/fuck is top tier.

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I don't know if this is recent or not but
>Chubby Lamia
All of muh dick

>> No.12415468

>>12415464
By not being a roleplaying faggot

>> No.12415470

>>12415463
>forcibly
Who ever said that she's doing it forcibly?
>>12415464
I tell her that it's time to grow up and forget such silly games, then teach her how to play Total War.

>> No.12415471

>>12415467
fat people are hideous in my eyes, same goes for fat MGs.

>> No.12415473

>>12415464
Why the fuck do people think these leaks are real?
Seriously, go to /v/ to talk about this. The game isn't even out in japan for fucks sake

>> No.12415476

>>12415473
>go to /v/
I've been to /v/ man, and I did not have a good time. You shouldn't just wantonly tell people to go there. It's a bad place.

>> No.12415477

>>12415471

Partially agree, but there is a positive side to chubby women:

Fucking massive tits. I mean the sort you can shove your face in and get overwhelmed by.

>> No.12415478

>>12415463
She doesn't really seem to be using force. I'm sure she would be very careful not to hurt you.

>> No.12415483

>>12415467
That's more fat than chubby.

>> No.12415486

>>12415477
To be honest I don't like oversized tits, I prefer D and smaller tops. Also I prefer firm boobs to fat boobs. I think that is party why I find MGs physically attractive. However I can see why you like what you do.

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>>12415473
>Leak isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psc9NUkLMNk

If this were a Monster Girl Pirate Ship you'd get thrown overboard for not noticing the leak in the ship

>> No.12415492

>>12415478
and too lube up per your request (unless you like taking snake ass up the butt dry.

>> No.12415493

>>12415489
>Monster Girl Pirate Ship
So is that story being written or not?

>> No.12415496

>>12415445
Best waifu in MGQ.
Paradox is an alternate story. That means a new best waifu can be crowned.

>> No.12415497

>>12415489
>bowser junior
Truly Nintendo's Lightning

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>>12415449
You're story would be less annoying to read if you didn't write it in the form of 50 lines of greentext.

>> No.12415499

>>12415477

Lies. There's loads of fat women that have it all go to their neck and gut. Ever see a fat gal with A-cups? They're more common than you think.

A curvy woman will get curvier with a little extra softness when chubby. Burn the rest.

>>12415483
Also this. And the guy didn't draw the snake half right for a fat snake.

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>>12415496
>new best waifu
Ohohoho!

>> No.12415502

>>12415493
I'm wondering what happened to Mr 1001 nights.
Has he continued the story after the Ghoul attacked and did I miss it?

>> No.12415504

>>12415497
how long until calling x character y company's lightning loses all meaning

>> No.12415505

>>12415502
I don't even know what you're talking about.

>> No.12415506

>>12415499

>fat girls with A cups

That is possibly the worst thing in the world. They don't even get the standard compensation for the extra load, that just has to suck.

>> No.12415507

>>12415499
What the fuck does a fat snake look like.

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>>12415449
>Childhood Best friend
>Genki tomboy
Congratulations anon, you've brought me to despair over this never happening for real.

>> No.12415510

>>12415506
those people have zero value as human beings and should be used as fuel for creating monster girls irl.

>> No.12415511

>>12415489
>People actually believe that this isn't fake
You guys are fucking stupid.

>> No.12415514

>>12415507

It loses its slenderness and looks a lot more like a sausage, stubby on both ends. Haven't you ever seen a fat snake in the wild or at a zoo?

>> No.12415515

>>12415505
The guy who are telling the lamia stories of his adventures to keep her from killing him. Al la 1001 nights.

First story was about an Oni getting a fake magic drinking vessel. And the current story is about a Ghoul kidnapping villagers.

>> No.12415517

>>12415500
Hey, do you think the adult Bandits will finally get H-scenes in paradox? Because that was pure wasted potential right there.

>> No.12415518

>>12415515
That sounds fucking neat. Would staring at him help at all?
>>12415517
One can only hope.

>> No.12415519

>>12415515
here is the ending they fucked and get married because all these stories have fucking happy endings when some shouldn't

>> No.12415522

>>12415499
I'm gonna agree with you that fat with a-cups should not exist, but I haven't really seen anyone that fits that description. I don't know, maybe just because chubby girls is one of my fetishes.

>> No.12415524

>>12415464
>Smash 4 roster leaked
Been leaked for a while.
Also, tell her to stop crying because fighting games are shit, survival horror are where it's at.

>> No.12415526 [DELETED] 

>>12415524
what would you do if your waifu shit themselves playing a survival horror game, stinking up your couch/chair/whatever with shit stains that don't come out?

>> No.12415528

>>12415518
Here's where it starts.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12383038/#12388507

>> No.12415532

>>12415464

I tell her she wasn't around for japan time anyway, and that it's fine since we don't have a WiiU. If she wants one, she can buy one herself.

I mostly just play Souls games at this point anyway.

>> No.12415534

>>12415478
>I'm sure she would be very careful not to hurt you.
In that case she wouldn't be shoving her tail in my ass to begin with

>> No.12415535 [DELETED] 

>>12415526
Shit themselves?
In the first place, I wouldn't have a waifu who shits at scary things, but if I did, I'd make her wear diapers. inb4 /d/

>> No.12415536 [DELETED] 

>>12415535
>make her wear diapers
jesus fucking christ lol. someone needs to draw this.

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>>12415526
>>12415535
>>12415536
What the fuck

>> No.12415538

>read the moth girl doujin

Holy shit its creepy. Its a proper fear boner, some unexplained monster capable of mind tricks and time travel trapping you forever in some time loop just to be with you for eternity. All while you lose you mind in fear trying to escape.

I kind of wish KC had the balls to go down that kind of route.

>> No.12415542

>>12415536
No, plz .less. Don't. plz

>> No.12415544

>>12415500

You will never raise the four bandits to be good, productive members of society. They will never grow up to be nice, well-adjusted girls right before your eyes. You will never be their proud parent figure.

I made myself sad.

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>>12415536
No one should ever draw this.

>> No.12415548

>>12415536
>someone needs to draw this.
WRONG

>> No.12415550 [DELETED] 

>>12415538
we gotta do it ourselves

>>12415542
I may not be .less but I'm gunna do it using my fingers

>>12415546
>no one should
doesn't mean no one will.

>> No.12415554

>>12415546

You're just summoning Less here.
Do you really want the fallen one to appear before us?
He who shall not draw anything but MantiLaska and now guro?
Bob's wife?

>> No.12415555

>>12415544
Don't you have work to do Professor?

>> No.12415556 [DELETED] 

>>12415548
>>12415546
Just to spite you now, if .less does show up, I'm going to have a post ready to request it first.

I don't even like diapers. And I HATE anything involving shit. But I'm just a horrible person in general.

>> No.12415557 [DELETED] 

>>12415542
>>12415546
>>12415548
ok but what if we got bob to write a story about clare with a diaper i mean wouldnt that be funny or what haha

>> No.12415558

>>12415544
>turning the bandits into something they're not
Anon, they're a Dragon, a Vampire, a Lamia and a Goblin with a Nekomata companion, they're perfect for banditry.

>> No.12415559

>>12415536
No.

>> No.12415564

>>12415557
>haha

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>>12415538

>Creepy

I don't know what you mean. Now I'm off to the storeroom to ge-AHH FUCK GET IT AWAY FROM ME

>> No.12415570

>>12415534
Don't you want to experiment together with your waifu?

>> No.12415573

>>12415558

Well, what about when you got them jobs in the city? The people accepted them and the girls seemed happy too. I thought it was heartwarming.

>>12415555

Apologies, but I'm not sure what you're referring to. I wish I was a professor, though. Sometimes.

>> No.12415575

>>12415570
yes but feeling like I need to take a shit doesn't seem like the sort of sensation I'd want during sex

>> No.12415579

>>12415573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7erl9k01C2M

>> No.12415583

>>12415573
>I thought it was heartwarming
Sure, but it's in their nature to be bandits.

>> No.12415588

http://pastebin.com/0rBBjmWu

13 year old boy Thief/Locksmith meets Mimic Girl. Enjoy!

>> No.12415590 [DELETED] 

>>12415564
im just curious also do you think if clare peed in her diaper shed get all embarassed and blush just wondering haha

>> No.12415593

>>12415590

Stop impersonating Bob.
He's a faggot, but he isn't THAT much of a faggot.

>> No.12415595

Report and Ignore shitposters.
You all know who I'm talking about.
/d/eviants pls go.

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>>12415338
>>12415406
You seem crabby

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>>12415546
>>12415537
>>12415535
Prepare yourselves, new top tier drawfag is in town

>> No.12415598

>>12415596
That's just an abomination.

It needs to be purged.

>> No.12415601

>>12415597
11/10 my new waifu

>> No.12415602

>>12415386
"With Love, the Monster Girl Cafe" or either Thomas' harpy or frog and snake. I'm kinda vanilla, sorry.

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>>12415568
Jesus fuck, the dude in this was such a faggot.

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http://pastebin.com/xNpFiL7M

>>12415515
The last update I simply put into pastebin since someone recommended that and I didn't have enough ghoul pics to accompany it anyway.

The next update is at line 250

>> No.12415605

>>12415598
rock hard crab tits

>> No.12415606

>>12415588
splendid

>> No.12415608

>>12415603
She is fucking ugly and creepy
I would also nope the fuck out of there

>> No.12415611

>>12415608
Faggot.

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>>12415608
>nope the fuck out of there
You're also an enormous faggot.

>> No.12415615

>>12415614
That weird bug abdomen thing on the back of her head is ugly as fuck
I don't like her arms either

>> No.12415617

>>12415519
I...I didn't know you felt that way.

>> No.12415618

>>12415608
I don't understand you. The individual words make sense, but the order of the words just don't connect.

>> No.12415619

>>12415603

Think about it - monster girls are not a real thing. You don't even have a real concept of them, maybe in anime shows or something I guess, but that's it.
You have a headache and SOMETHING is drawing you to the place where you saw something so frightening you can't even remember what it was.
You go there and get trapped in that room.
Then some kind of monster grabs you, starts excitedly telling you how much it loves you, mind controls you to stop screaming, rapes you, sends you back in time to become a little boy again, creating a time loop and taunts you about this going on forever.

And he's a faggot for being scared for this?
You'd shit yourself, as would I. Imagine what she'd be like in reality. Fucking horrifying, that's what.

>> No.12415621

>>12415614
Considering she is based on Mothman mythology, I can definitely appreciate her creepiness. The writer did good to both make her very creepy, and very sexy at the same time. All sorts of awesome paranormalness.

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12415622

le high school slime gf girl

>> No.12415624

Right, so I'll be updating the Spider and the Fly more sporadically now that the semester has started, and maybe some of you guys want to suggest some possible Operator Monstergirls.
Requirements,
Hands, or paws/claws capable of using firearms. If the hands are too big, there will probably be some gunsmithing for larger trigger guards and pistol grips, stuff like that. Also, A Minotaur with a Minigun. Shit gets me hard just thinking about it.
The Monstergirl can't be an unstoppable rapetrain, either, looking at you, Ushi-Oni and Manticore. Horny is ok, but rapist is not. Harpies will find their own role, don't worry about them just because they don't have hands or anything doesn't mean they can't help.

>> No.12415626

>>12415615

>the arms

Those are the only part of her that frightens me. The only physical part, anyway.

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12415629

le angry home cut vampire gf girl

>> No.12415628

>>12415621
>she is based on Mothman mythology
I wonder what her West Virginian counterpart is like.

>> No.12415631

>>12415622
why does she look like she was dropped on her head as a kid? is she drooling? Is she ok? I think I should take her to the doctor.

>> No.12415637 [DELETED] 
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12415637

le monster gf girl beach party

>> No.12415638

>>12415631
>le
>tumblr tier art
>pointless namefagging
He's a shitposter. Ignore and report him.

>> No.12415639

>>12415624

Question, will there be good Manticores? Because I can imagine after the attack on the president they'll rapidly end up on the endangered species list otherwise.

As for ideas, why not an undead type? Hard to kill, and if a Lich or Wright, could use offensive magic instead of guns.

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le jumping rat boy bf boy

>> No.12415644

>>12415624
op monster: Valkyrie, mantis (they can retract their sword arm things, also top tier CQC MG.

bad guy terrorist monster: jabberwock, cheshire, those fucking rabbit things

>> No.12415647

>shitposters using trips now

what the hell...

>> No.12415649

>>12415643
guy looks straight up chuuni.

>> No.12415654

>>12415588
>Part 1
Fuck yes. Also that Cazador story was fucking cool, I look forward to reading more of your stuff, which is probably how I'm going to spend my day.

>> No.12415655

>>12415647
That just makes it easier to report him. Ignore, report and hope he gets banned.
>>12415649
Do not respond to shitposters, ignore and report.

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>>12415647
no, you are the shit poster

>> No.12415661

so for my pally story I want to do like two kill team things and then everything goes to shit. anons have any ideas on how to make the whole world go to shit so it becomes survivor-ish?

>> No.12415663

>>12415639
There could conceivably be a Manticore, but she'd have to work extra hard to clear her name. I'm wary about undead types, because I haven't mentioned any kind of magic in the piece yet. In my as of yet incomplete canon, the MonsterGirls are just a product of evolution on an alternate Earth. I don't believe where they came from to be as important as what they are doing on regular Earth. But there will be small tidbits of revealing information about the terrorists origins and intentions, and why good MGs are helping humanity.
>>12415644
As much as I love Norse mythology, Valkyrie as monster just doesn't seem right. We'll have a Jotun liaison Monstergirl from Norway helping train MGs in Arctic warfare.

>> No.12415667
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12415667

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.12415668
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>>12415661

>> No.12415670

>>12415661
The monsters brainwash captured men to infiltrate and sabotage the order.

>> No.12415672

>>12415663

>why good MGs are helping humanity

Because they think its a great way to get willing dick?

>> No.12415674
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12415674

Embarrassed bunny Charon joins the fray.

>> No.12415677

>>12415674
Wunderbar

>> No.12415678

>>12415667
See >>12415424

>> No.12415679

>>12415670
like the Manchurian Candidate?
>>12415672
Short answer, yes, but they wouldn't admit to it. but there's some revenge stories floating around too.

>> No.12415680

>>12415674
YES

>> No.12415681

>>12415667
One day anon, science will advance far enough and our dream will come true.

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12415682

Kloah please

>> No.12415687

>>12415674
Adorable. Would love to see someone take up the mantle for colouring it.

>> No.12415690

>>12415674
Oh-ho, lookie here~.

>> No.12415691

>>12415682
Funny thing is, I think Hasshaku-sama right there is the only one to get lewd pictures with the blue-haired shota.

>> No.12415692
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12415692

where are my Holstaurus brethren at?

>> No.12415694

>>12415674
Yogurt edition when?

>> No.12415697

>>12415682

Is it strange that I find the tall one the creepiest? Its probably because I read the doujin, but someone mimicking the voice of loved ones to get into your house is scary as shit.

>> No.12415702

>>12415674

Not pictured: The hobo she's nervously watching.

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>>12415674
My heartboner and my actual boner are both at critical mass right now. Thank you based anon.

>> No.12415704

>>12415692
I don't know if people just liked the idea or if we were out in force yesterday but we created a fucking amazing Holstaurus character for Bromont's cyoa. The Holstaurus love is defiantly alive and strong.

>> No.12415706

>>12415702
Hush, you.

>> No.12415708

>>12415674
Hobo like
Hobo rape

>> No.12415710

>>12415692
New art of Assterio popped up.

I haven't been soft since.

>> No.12415711

>>12415697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15-mLczZm2k#t=42

>> No.12415712

>>12415624

>Minigun Minotaur

DO FUCKING WANT.

Why can't Less draw awesome shit like this instead of more Laska/guro?

>> No.12415723

>>12415712
Imagine it, anon. an M134 6 barreled General Electric Minigun in 7.62 NATO. 2-6000 rounds a minute of hate and discontent. Slack jawed Faggots and non Sexual Tyrannosaurs need not apply

>> No.12415724

>>12415712
because .less is faglord. anyways i second minigun minotaur. maybe flamethrower phoenix/salamander with a cigar as well?

>> No.12415725

>>12415712

You could make it more appealing to him:
The Minotaur swiss cheesing an enemy manticore while cumming hard from the vibration of her gun.

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>>12415604
While I'm at it, I feel the need to ask you anons...
What is it that you expect out of the ending, and what are your thoughts on what I've presented so far? That doesn't necessarily mean what do you /want/ out of the ending, since I'm not necessarily trying to pander to my audience as much as write something everyone will enjoy unless what I just said amounts to the same thing.
So, your thoughts?

>> No.12415729

>>12415723
Minotaur with a Russian Accent with a love of guns with a hard attitude but a heart of gold.

And milk.

>> No.12415733

>>12415726
someone has to get raped and eaten.

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12415736

>>12415729
Milk? Yes?

>> No.12415737

>>12415726
Rape.

>> No.12415738

>>12415712
Because .less is a faggot.

>> No.12415741

>>12415724
>cigar
Some of these Monstergirls will pick up bad habits like drinking, getting tattooed, bar fights, dipping and smoking.
>>12415729
>Russian accent
>minigun
I'm not making a parody of Heavy. but there will be Milk.

>> No.12415746

>>12415741
are you going to address their primal desires that even the good guys feel?

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>>12415692
Would a Holstaurus barmaid fill up a glass of milk using her own breasts then give it to paying customers?

>> No.12415758

>>12415746
It will be an issue, but not rape train, or full moon. Military women are pretty much sluts to begin with, Monster girls would be the same, but much more forward and aggressive. As long as a girl fucks other units, not men from her unit, she's good.

>> No.12415760

>>12415750
i feel like that isn't sanitary, not to mention warm milk doesn't taste great.

>> No.12415764

>>12415758
pls no NTR, that shit ruins stories.

>> No.12415765

>>12415741
>I'm not making a parody of Heavy. but there will be Milk.
I was just thinking of a strong accent that no matter what gives a sense of strength.

Also,
>I am heavy tits taur
>And these, are my tits
>They weigh 10 kgs each and give over a gallon of milk a day
>Oh my god, who wants milk
>I said WHO WANTS MILK

>AH HA HA HA DRINK SOME MORE

>> No.12415767

>>12415760
>isn't sanitary
How?

>> No.12415771

>>12415760
On the contrary, fresh milk tastes great.

Warm milk is very relaxing.

>> No.12415773

>>12415764
No NTR will be portrayed, but I did say that some of these MGs want revenge.

>> No.12415777

>>12415767
same reason they pasteurize normal milk i guess.

>>12415771
idk man, it just makes me uncomfortable. i like my milk cold.

>>12415773
revenge and NTR are very different. it is your story so do with it what you will.

>> No.12415779

>>12415737
>>12415733
I hadn't intended to make it that kind of story.
I've only ever written smut like, once, and that was on a special occasion of sorts.
People got eaten, though. Not important people, but still.

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12415782

So i am finally ready to start posting some of the things i wrote.

http://pastebin.com/68mUKWLL

I have another 4-5 pages ready after this, but i want to check them some more.

Progress is also very slow

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12415783

>>12415758

Buff Holstaurus who has minotaur envy beating the fuck out of rapist MGs with her bare fists?

>> No.12415784

>>12415777
So if a MG has her husband carried away by other MGs, that's still revenge, right?

>> No.12415785

>>12415777
They only pasteurize it because during the cows life it is wallowing in shit 24/7, feed chemicals and antibiotics, and moves maybe 20 feet in a day. You don't have to pasteurize good milk from an actually healthy cow.

>> No.12415786

>>12415765
God dammit I read that in his voice

>> No.12415790

>>12415783
That could work.

>> No.12415795

>>12415375
>Lich

I really am enjoying this series so far! Thank you for writing it! I'd love to see a side-story with Ross and that Ghoul too if you have the inclination. Ghouls don't get enough love and Lani the Ghoul seemed to be made out of all sorts of it.

Poor Ross getting pinned under her and blown until he faints would be a very pleasant read.

I like the building relationship between the Lich and her new Husband as well.

>> No.12415796

>>12415784
eh... I think that is stepping into NTR territory, but it really depends on how much you are focusing on it. But again, it is your story, do what you want.

>>12415785
i want a cow monster girl friend now.who thinks old McDonald is a real person and is trying to find him to free the animals`

>> No.12415797

>>12415786
That was the point.

>> No.12415799

Can someone please read http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy and tell me if the last bit is extremely autistic?

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12415801

>>12415674

Poor bunny Charon, its going to take forever to get all that yogurt out of her hair

>> No.12415802

>>12415783
11/10, would romance.

>> No.12415804

>>12415796
the MG in question doesn't see her husband get violated, but implications are errywhere. She could come home and find her husband gone, house burned down, etc.

>> No.12415805

>>12415795

Funny that you mention it, I was considering a one off Ghoul Encounter side story between them later on.

Glad you enjoy it.

>> No.12415806

>>12415801
wow, way to make a slut out of a perfectly good girl.

>>12415799
dat email

>> No.12415809

>>12415804
oh thats fine. that is action, not NTR.

>> No.12415810

>>12415801
Looks like she was having fun with her hobo friends afterall.

>> No.12415812

>>12415801
Based hobos

>> No.12415813

>>12415806
>dat email
Sorry, had to make a dummy email for taking comments and such and I had to make sure it wasn't taken

>> No.12415814

>>12415799
Tolkien put songs and poems in his work too. Yours seems less intrusive, if only because your story doesn't seem to have the pacing of Lord of the Rings.

>> No.12415815

>>12415799
No no. You're a wordsmith of fine caliber. I am enjoying the amusing dynamics and hilarious verbage being portrayed by this party. I loved the reaction of all the girls to the living tank of a guy being called a raving whoremonger.

Clearly they were divvying up the time with him.

The song was good and the alp is adorable. I'm enjoying the dynamics there. I hope the alp gets some nice semen injections from some not so willing gentlemen and becomes curvy and plush rather swiftly.

It'd be amusing as hell to go from 'Oh god what does she want now?' to '...must. Fuck.'

The humor in the first part made me laugh uproariously on several occasions. Especially when the main leader drooped from alcohol and zipangu pipeweed during introductions. I just about died.

Keep it up. The Mad Hatter needs some serious boffing too.

>> No.12415816

>>12415801
This is not ok.

>> No.12415817

>>12415809
watching him get carried off, but not violated isn't NTR territory? or just, husband gone, MGs took him?

>> No.12415818

>>12415805
Eeeeeexcellent. Lani clearly is delightful.

>> No.12415821

>>12415817
watching a nigga getting kidnapped isnt NTR. NTR would be haing the MG watch as her husband slowly stopped loving her because he enjoyed being raped by the kidnapping monster girl so much (in detail and shit)

>> No.12415825

>>12415785
Yeap, fresh milk is fucking delecious. Normal milk tastes bland as fuck after it

>> No.12415826

>>12415821
Oh, I would never do that. I just wasn't sure if there were degrees of NTR or not.

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>>12415815
Y'know, getting together with an Alp won't change the fact you'll have Succubutt daughters.

>> No.12415830

>>12415799
Also, loving the Ortel/Wyvern dynamic. Haha. Haughty haughty Wyvern getting her comeuppance is nice.

This should be a nice frollic of fornication and intestinal fortitude.

>>12415825
I'd agree, but ugh. I hate being Lactose Intollerant. I can only drink Lactaid Milk these days. The nice thing is that its shelf life is like five times longer then normal milk. It doesn't go sour for /aaages/.

>> No.12415831

>>12415825
>just like having sex with a MG

>>12415827
>fucking a faggot
you will have bigger issues than having whores for daughters.

>> No.12415832

>>12415821
Hot
Make this
Extra point for her killing herself and her husband not giving a fuck about it

>> No.12415833

>>12415827
As long as mommy and daughters have threesomes and moresomes with daddy, in order to teach them how to properly seduce and keep a husband, i won't mind.

>> No.12415835

>>12415832
NTR makes me violently angry, I would never be able to write this.

>> No.12415836

>>12415832
how's she gonna get revenge if she offs herself?
NTR is terrible anyway.

>> No.12415840

>>12415836
She don't
That is the point of suffering, to be absolutely helpless

>> No.12415841

NTR a shit. Stop advocating the writing of it. This isn't an NTR fetish thread. This is a Monster Girl fetish thread.

I'm just going to talk about getting purrjobs from Cheshires.

How do you think it would feel to have a purring Cheshire lick your anus while she gives you a titjob as you ride on her face?

You know you want to find out.

>> No.12415842

>>12415841
what the hell is a purrjob?

>> No.12415844

>>12415842
I just described it.

>> No.12415846

>>12415842
Probably where she deepthroats you and starts purring.

>> No.12415847

>>12415841
Negawalker?

>> No.12415848

>>12415814
Thanks a mil, it felt really dumb putting songs in but I want to keep it to a maximum of one per pars, if at all.

It's a real song though if you want to hear the tune.

>>12415815
Well, Borgas has a very specific reason for hating Alps. Rape of others, especially Kalt and Ortel is possible. But I want to avoid writing explicit smut all the time. This is an adventure story after all.

Good to hear someone likes my humor too, thanks.

Also "boffing"? If that means depth, I know. I'm trying to get better at nonsense verse. If you mean solid dicking, we'll have to see how stuff works out.

Anyways thanks to both of you.

>> No.12415849

>>12415841
>getting your anus licked by a rough cat tongue
painful
very painful

>> No.12415853

>>12415846
I like this way more than >>12415841 because of this >>12415849

>> No.12415854

>>12415848
Oh no. Boffing = Sex. I love Mad Hatters. Those pants they wear just beg to have split open crotches so they can snuggle onto you while fully clothed and slip you inside.

Perfect for lapfucking while at teaparties.

>> No.12415855

>>12415849
A cat's tongue is basically soggy Velcro.

>> No.12415858

>>12415854
Their clothes are a part of their bodies, and are actually made from some mushroom substance
So they could open them up wherever they want, at will

>> No.12415859

>>12415858
I like the way you think.

>> No.12415861

>>12415855
That does not sound like something I'd want anywhere near my ass
Or my dick

>> No.12415862

>>12415859
No, that's canon
Also their skin feels kind of like mushrooms too, and is perpetually slightly slimy

>> No.12415863

>>12415849
Jesus Christ, I've had it with this "cat tongues are the sharpest objects imaginable" bullshit. Watch what you say: Rough cat tongue. Not "razor-edged cat tongue" or some shit like that.

Cats deal with having a cat tongue inside their mouth all the time. Do you ever see a cat kill itself because it put its tongue the wrong way and its atomic edge penetrated straight into its brain? No you don't. That's because cat tongues are rough rather than being some sort of muscular spiked chains.

If my anus can handle taking shits the size that I do, it can handle some rougher-than-usual tongue action.

>> No.12415864

>>12415861
dog-type MG best blow jobs

>> No.12415865

>>12415863
Not razor edged but pretty close to sandpaper
I don't wanna get my dick or my anus sandpapered

>> No.12415868

>>12415864
cows have really big tongues too. I wonder what a big, slobbery Holstasaur BJ would be like

>> No.12415869

>>12415862
Mmmm. I love slimy girls. I love Slug and Snail girls. Especially ones true to their species in certain areas.

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>>12415861
If you don't own a cat and want to know what their tongues feel like, go buy a pack of pic related, go outside into your street, and shake the bag.

Get some of the powder from those biscuits on your fingers, and get ready for some crazy feline tongue action.

>> No.12415873

>>12415869
Hm. That sounds like futa.

>> No.12415874

>>12415869
you mean having teeth in their vagina?

>>12415872
pls don't actually do this, it doesn't feel good.

>> No.12415875

>>12415869
>I love Slug and Snail girls
Even with those lower bodies of theirs?

>> No.12415877

>>12415868
Amazing.
Having been licked by a cow.

It'd be amazing.

>> No.12415878

>>12415692
Always lurking.

>that feel when your holstaurus waifu helps you rest at night by letting you 'drink straight from the tap'.

>> No.12415882

>>12415872
I do own a cat and I do know what their tongues feel like
And I can safely say that it's not something I'd want near my junk

>> No.12415885

>>12415877
even making out with a Holstasaur would be awesome.

>> No.12415887

>>12415885
Eh, I prefer Minotaur.

Nothing like having that big tongue going all over you.
Then going all over her.

>> No.12415888

>>12415878
>TFW your house starts smelling like a barn
>TFW your house gets covered in shit because of hooves
>TFW they fuck up your hardwood floor with their hooves
>TFW their hooves ruin everything

Cows only good for prostitution.

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12415890

>tfw no fluffly lamia to wrap me up in the cold winter months

>> No.12415891

>>12415865
>not wiping your ass with sandpaper
You girl or a faggot?

>> No.12415899

>>12415888
Why not just help her bathe?
Why not have her wash her hooves?
Why not have house shoes for her?

>> No.12415902

>>12415888
You talking about centaurs

>> No.12415903

>>12415891
Personally, I just can't feel clean down there if I don't wipe my ass with rusty nails hammered into a 2 by 4.

>> No.12415905

>>12415890
I would something something a lamia every night forever and ever

>>12415899
Because I fucking hate needy bitches.

>>12415902
them as well.

>> No.12415912

>>12415891
>>12415903
You guys should join the military, free one ply John Wayne TP (rough, tough and don't take shit from no one) and MRE shit tickets.

>> No.12415914

>>12415888
I'll cut you m8.

>> No.12415916

>>12415890
Wher3 do you live? How cold are winter nights?

>> No.12415918

>>12415903
You don't autoclave your ass every time you go to the potty?

What sort of filth-loving pig-man are you?

>> No.12415921

>>12415863
Cat tongues are rough for the purpose of stripping flesh off of bone, among other things. And they actually are barbed.

One citation of many: http://www.catbehaviorassociates.com/your-cats-tongue/

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12415924

>>12415902

You're both stupid.

>> No.12415926

>>12415924
says the nigga who would fuck a cow

>> No.12415927

New chapter cleaned and TS'd likely tonight.

>> No.12415928

>>12415899
Suddenly I have the thought of her mooing...erm, cooing about needing help scrubbing her front.

>> No.12415930

>>12415927
So much fucking /yes/

>> No.12415936

>>12415928
I wonder how a milking machine would be used.
Besides you know for milking, and not with a magic wand to moo oh oh oh OH.

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>>12415927
>Shit Done

Awesome!

>> No.12415942

>>12415926

Aww, too ignorant to know anything about animals and farming? Like that dumb fuck talking about feedlots like they're how cattle are normally raised earlier in the thread.

>> No.12415944

>>12415936
Some people milk cows with their bare hands, anon

>> No.12415948

>>12415944
I'm talking about her own personal pleasure. She's only got two hands, but if she's a hols or a mino then she can self suck.

>> No.12415953

>>12415921
And humans are specialized to break bones and eat the marrow inside, but I don't freak out and go 'SHIT, IT SAW ME, NOW IT'S GONNA GRIND ME BONES" every time I spot another fella.

I trust hypothetical cat-tongued people not to be excessively rough while handling my anus.

>> No.12415956

>>12415953
>fucking what
fucking what

>> No.12415961

>>12415953

Humans are specialized as savannah generic tool users you dingus.

>> No.12415970

>>12415424
Those proportions are awful like holy shit

>> No.12415980

>>12415961
That they are. They also get the marrow thing as a bonus to go with their tool-using schtick, since it turns out that big rocks are mighty useful for breaking bones.

But I think I can trust cats not to scour the flesh off my bones and slurp up my intestines as some sort of after-dinner snack in the same way that I can trust other people not to crash a rock on my head and feast on my bone marrow.

>> No.12415983
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12415983

Why don't you wanna blow your load inside a cow, anon?

>> No.12415986

>>12415983
oversized tits are fucking gross.

>> No.12415987

>>12415983
I can't tell if her nipples have just been erased to make it SFW, or if the perspective on that is genuinely skewed to all hell.

>> No.12415990

>>12415983
>Why don't you wanna blow your load inside a cow, anon?

Oh, I do. I really do.

>> No.12415994

>>12415983
Disgusting face, disgusting skin.

-1/10

>> No.12415996

>>12415983
>Dark skinned cow
>With Hair drills
The lipstick is kinda stupid but thats awesome

>> No.12415998

>>12415983
>I didn't want to give you paizuri anyway
Then why are you making it so inviting, you giant cocktease?

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12415999

Oculus rift monster girls when?

>> No.12416000

>>12415980

By a strange coincidence, I'm watching Ravenous as you typed that and holy shit you can't in that movie.

Marrow is as incidental as using a gun or driving a car. We're not specialized in it.

I'm not even the guy you were talking to. But a man-sized cat tongue would feel awful and be very difficult to pronounce words with. That's why I never give catgirls full cat tongues. Usually something halfway between human and not. I don't see why people push it as a necessity anyway. They don't have cat noses. They don't have cat skulls filled with cat teeth. They're not furries.

>> No.12416001

>>12415983
I'll pass on the attitude, but the look on her face makes it seem like she's more hurt than angry.

>> No.12416003

>>12415983
>ganguru

Into the trash it goes.

>> No.12416004

>>12415987
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2283189

>> No.12416006
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>>12415987
If you mess around with the file, it looks like someone used the healing brush tool to remove the nipples.

>> No.12416008

>>12415999
When the uncanny valley becomes a complete non-issue.

>> No.12416009

>>12416006
Holy fucking shit no one can be this autistic

>> No.12416013

>>12416006
What are you doing to reveal that? Are you just altering the levelling sliders?

>> No.12416015
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12416015

Milk?

>> No.12416017

>>12415890
>Fluffy lamia
You do know there's a reason there aren't any animals with fur who crawl without limbs, right?
Imagine all the shit, dirt, twigs, gum, junk and unmentionables they would get in their fur.

>> No.12416019
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12416019

>>12416015
Yes please.

>> No.12416020
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12416020

>>12416015
You'll have to sign for it.

>> No.12416021

>>12416015
>literal cow tits
I don't see why people sacrifice looks for large tits

>> No.12416023

>>12416017
Yeah but they don't care in their psychotic fluffy lust

>> No.12416025

>>12416015
Only if I can drink from the tap.

>> No.12416029

>>12416013
Curves and gamma. I do this often in my work to make sure subtle things are smooth.

>> No.12416030

>>12416020
I thought I requested that nice Jabberwock bring the package. Tan Dragon Deliverywomen are superior to bovine ones.

>> No.12416032 [DELETED] 
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>>12416021
A holstaurus having big stonking tits makings the most amount of sense, since they are a walking talking lactation + impregnation fetish.

>> No.12416034

>>12416030
Jabberwock would be quite sexy without those creepy ass extra mouths.

>> No.12416040

>>12415825
Hell yeah man.
>>12415868
Oh god I didn't even think of that, giant milky tits along with a giant slobbery tongue, I don't think I'd be able to last more than a minute.
>>12416015
Always.
>>12416020
Can I use my penis as a pen?

>> No.12416042
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12416042

>>12415801
If she wants to clean that yogurt she better hop to it.

>> No.12416047
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12416047

Being a boy growing up on a farm must be the best in the monster girl settings.

>> No.12416048

>>12416020
What happens if I forgot to pay the packaging fee?

>> No.12416052
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12416052

>>12415603

I hate such beta protagonists. That's why Niku Drill is so good.

>> No.12416053

>>12416047
Just working and living on a farm in general is pretty fun in real life. So that's a good start.

>> No.12416054
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12416054

>>12416047
>"Look it's the Farmer's son!"
>"Ara ara~ Look how much he's grown."
>"Moo~"

>> No.12416056

>>12416048
rape

>> No.12416058
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12416058

>>12416034
I think they'd be neat. Sorta like the Medusa snakes, only with two instead of 20.

Besides, don't you want to pet them?

>> No.12416061

>>12416048
>Is there some other way I can pay for this package?
>>12416052
Fuck yes that guy was awesome.
>>12416047
>>12416054
Goddammit I want this so much.

>> No.12416062
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12416062

I wanted to share this with you guys since I love you so much.

http://exhentai.org/g/732543/9f77d022d4/

>> No.12416065

>>12416058
my head canon says that they recite poems and shit while the jabberwock's mouth full with cock.

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>>12416061
>Is there some other way I can pay for this package?
>"I'll have to get my manager to come around, she'll handle it."
>'Ushi' on her cap.
>Think for a moment.
>Panic.

>> No.12416070
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12416070

>>12416062
I think I like his other centaur better.

http://exhentai.org/g/705286/14e630c9c4/

>> No.12416075

>>12416062
>cheating
>blackmail
>mind break
>netorare
>male centaur

FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.12416077

>>12416075
sounds like you got trolled.

>> No.12416078

>>12416062
You're a horrible person.

>> No.12416079

>>12416062
Fuck you.

>> No.12416097

>>12415375
I eagerly await for more.

>> No.12416099
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12416099

any love for skeleton girls

>> No.12416102

>>12416099
Nah. Not really.

>> No.12416103

>>12416058
What if they pet your dick?

>> No.12416107

>>12416099
2spooky4me

>> No.12416109

Superior centaur story

http://exhentai.org/g/379590/bec4655d7a/

>> No.12416111

>>12416099
>she tries to give you a handjob/footjob and fails utterly
>starts crying a little
How do you cheer her up?

>> No.12416112

>>12416099
I've got a bone to pick with those bastards

>> No.12416121

>>12416109

Yep.

>> No.12416125

>>12416111
Once again, I pull out my dick, and slap it on her ribs, playing her ribcage like a xylophone.

>> No.12416134

>>12416062
Ahobakas art and and horse pussy are shit anyways.

>> No.12416138

>>12416020
Can we keep the labels on?

>> No.12416140
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12416140

>>12416099
I wonder if KC will ever give her a much needed redesign/redraw.

>> No.12416143

>>12416140
Why? She looks fine in my opinion, and there are a lot of other much worse looking monster girls.

>> No.12416150

>>12416140
>Those fat rabbit thighs.
Everytime. My dick.

>> No.12416155

>>12416099
I think she looks cool, but I don't want to bone her.

>> No.12416157

>>12416140
I actually liked one thing about the old Wererabbit better
The fur extended to the inside of her thigh and her crotch, instead of them being left bare just so that you don't have to touch any fur while you fuck her because that would be so distracting and such a turnoff.

>> No.12416161
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>>12416047

>Raise normal animals for meat
>Suddenly Mamano Mana
>Cows become Holstaurus and pigs become P'Orcs, Chickens become shortstack harpies.
>No longer able to count on the cured meats for winter
>All the extra mouths to feed destroy your grain and vegetable stores
>You're Donald in Beanstalk-tier famished
>You're family is forced to sell all the animals that have become your friends to make ends meet.
>Your father only lets you keep your favorite holstaurus, Claribel, for milk
>You grow into a young man and very close to the sweet motherly monstergirl, the farm still on the edge of collapse due to all the demon fruits and other weeds that try to take over your fields
>Friendship blooms into love with Claribel and you start a secret trist, the happiest carefree days of your life
>When your father catches you together with her in the barn one night, he sits you down and tells you not to get too attached
>You know he doesn't hate her, so you wonder why can't he be happy for you
>He shows you the marriage offer from the dragon that lives in the mountains, brokered by the village chief in return for protection and a large dowry
>You are to marry her daughter, when she comes of age
>The gold is enough to make all your troubles go away, and your father and Claribel live comfortably for the rest of their days
>You're told in no uncertain terms by the village elders that you cannot refuse, and your family will suffer if you bolt in the night
>With a heavy heart you travel to the mountains to meet your future bride
>She's a charming kind young girl, arrogant and proud, quick to anger, slow to cool, brilliant blue scales and sapphire wings
>The more time you spend in the rocky crag the more you grow to like her
>And the less often you think of the cow back home
>Years later, you return to the village in search of a potential match for your own fiery dragon daughter
>You wonder what has become of everyone, news is so scarce at home

>> No.12416163

>>12416161
>NTR

>> No.12416167

>>12416161
How deliciously tragic!

>> No.12416173

>>12416150
They're actually normal thighs, there's just THAT MUCH fur on them

>> No.12416184

>>12416173
They must still be pretty healthy thighs, would chase after that booty through the rabbit hole leading to Wonderland.

>> No.12416191

>>12416184
Alex in Wonderland hentai when?

>> No.12416192
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12416192

>>12416184
Not really, if March Hare is anything to go by they are fairly average thighs. The rabbit legs might as well just be a costume.

>> No.12416194

>>12416192
I would grab handfuls that fat rabbit ass and drag her towards me, while she keeps telling me that she's running late and doesn't have time for this, pointing to her pocket-watch.

>> No.12416198

>>12416194
>I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
>When first you meet she's talking about a party or some shit
>Two months later she's talking about her period instead
>Good end?

>> No.12416199

>>12416192
But march hare is specifically designed to look like cosplay, while Wererabbit is supposed to look natural
Thus no visible human upper legs

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12416202

>>12416099
y-yes

>> No.12416203

>>12416198
>Taking two months
>Not inseminating her on the first night

>> No.12416204

>>12416198
very bad end. do you know how hard it is to take care of fucking rabbits?

>> No.12416208

>>12416202
moar pls

>> No.12416210

>>12416203
>Implying even if you inseminated her on the first night it wouldn't take time for her to notice
Waiting for late periods is a very slow thing.

>>12416204
Do tell.

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12416213

>>12416125
do all-star sex things like use your dick like a rolling pin on her face

>> No.12416214

>>12415362

>Thinking Kejourou's profile is shit

Sir, you can't imagine how silky fine that hair must feel.

It'd make an Arachne blush with envy as she realizes the texture of her self knit clothes would never compare.

Being wrapped in Kejourou's hair must feel like being covered from head to toe in velore.

>> No.12416216

>>12416202
>>12416099
2spooku4me

>> No.12416217

>>12416214
yeah that's nice and all but i'd sure like if there was something to her other than hair

>> No.12416219
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>>12416161

>You barely recognize the place
>People fornicate in the streets
>There's an orgy in the town hall
>Not a single young single man to be found
>The steady creep of the Mamano Mano has overtaken your old home
>At the edge of town, you find your old farmhouse, the homestead abandoned and the fields choked with the wild lascivious plants of the demon realms
>There's no sign of your father or Claribel
>Asking around town, most people are too enraptured in their own sinful lives to remember when they left or where to, but it seems to be a long time ago.
>Making haste back to the hoard, you tell everything you saw to your loving wife
>It's time to leave, lest the corruption reaches here too
>Your family is driven from their ancestral home among the sharp snow-covered rocks and forced to abandon most of the meticulously collected hoard of generations of dragons
>You can only hope to find a nice place to settle and wish for the best
Thanks Deruella

>> No.12416223

>>12416210
Yeah but it wouldn't take two months to notice.

>> No.12416225
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>>12416204
Wererabbit daughterus, hundreds of them.

>> No.12416226

>>12416214
Does the carpet match the drapes?

>> No.12416229

>>12416225
no... No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.12416231
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12416231

>>12416219
Druella a shit.
SHHHIIIIITTTT

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>>12416219

>> No.12416234

>>12416223
It'd take a little over one. With some rounding or a rabbit that's slow on the draw because she's normally fucking you twenty four seven it's not such a ridiculous number. Consider also the fact that there are fringe cases of people not noticing they were pregnant until they started giving birth. No MG is fat enough for that to happen, but the fact that those cases exist says something.

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12416237

>>12416219
That didn't help at all.

>> No.12416241

>>12416192
What would a night with a Wererabbit and March Hare be like?

>> No.12416242
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12416242

>>12416219
Well that's your own fault. The demon economy is blossoming, and you stick to shitty human farming like some troglodyte. There is a great deal of opportunity in the Demon fruit market, just look at the new demon starbucks they just opened over at lescatie!

>> No.12416246

>>12416237
It was a shit story to begin with, don't be so surprised it had a shit ending.

>> No.12416248

>>12416237
Hard truth of life man. Most farmers fail. People you lose contact with may never see you again. And Mamano Mana sucks.

>> No.12416249

>>12416241
>Night
You mean week? At any rate I imagine there would be friction burns involved, no matter how wet the vagina.

>> No.12416250

>>12416241
Fluffy.

>> No.12416253
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12416253

>>12415464
>Mega Man in smash

>> No.12416254

>>12416213
and plugging his penis into her belly button to see how far it goes

>> No.12416256

>>12416140
What would fucking Wererabbit's fluffy thighs be like?

>> No.12416257

>>12416256
Bags of sand.

>> No.12416260
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12416260

You're given a choice between a minotaur and a holstaurus.

The minotaur will be super fun to be around and take you on adventures as well as have hardcore sexual relations with you, even in dangerous areas. She will have your back to the end and will laze about, eat, and fuck in your down time.

The holstaurus will be super nice and treat you to a homely atmosphere where every day she will love and admire you, then have missionary sexual relations with you for the purpose of procreation on top of fresh breast feeding.


Which would you choose?

>> No.12416262

>>12416260
kill both, eat them because steak > shit MGs

>> No.12416264

>>12416260
Can I borrow a coin to flip? It sounds like I don't lose either way.

>> No.12416265
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12416265

>>12416242
"Can I get a flat white?"
>You're given a flat-chested Wight.

I hate our new Demonic overlords, no matter how smug and sexy they may be.

>> No.12416266

>>12416260
Holstaurus. I prefer a calm life.

>> No.12416267

>>12416260
Neither because I have a foot fetish

>> No.12416270
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12416270

>>12416260
Minotaurus, since she lactates protein shakes.

>> No.12416271

>>12416253

It makes me sad that there are people who literally didn't start yelling "OKKUSENMAN" when that trailer aired.

>> No.12416272

>>12416260
Holstaurus. Not used to the proactive lifestyle.

>> No.12416274

>>12416260

As long as my pelvis isn't broken so I can keep having my adventures, I'm cool with both.

>> No.12416275

>>12416260
can i have a platonic relationship with the minotaur

>> No.12416276

>>12416260
Holstaurus. I'm lazy. I want to be taken care of and be the source of life and happiness for the woman in my life.

>> No.12416279
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12416279

>>12416260
Mino.

>>12416270
Best taste.

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12416283

>>12416266
>>12416272
>>12416276
betas, betas everywhere

>> No.12416284

>>12416260
I love Holstaurus as much as the next guy, but my vote's on the Mino

>> No.12416285
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12416285

>Ho... my two oldest foes, intertwined as one...

>The Boy Who Ran, and the vorpal one.
>Dost thou not remember the final words of your father?
>Beware the Jabberwock, My Son.

>> No.12416286

>>12416260
can Anon handle both?

>> No.12416288

>>12416285
>Not making recompense between you and the Jabberwock and end up giving her the Dick and live happily ever after together

>> No.12416289

>>12416275
You can, but only if you're alright with her fucking another human and being impregnated by someone else.

>> No.12416292

>>12416285
what is this vorpal shit people keep talking about?

>> No.12416295

>>12416292

You may need to read the original poem. The sword the knight uses to slay the Jabberwock is referred to as a vorpal blade.

>> No.12416296

>>12416292
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorpal_sword

Get fucking cultured anon you make the rest of us look bad

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12416298

>>12416040
>Can I use my penis as a pen?

Yes, of course. Go ahead.

>> No.12416299

You are a traveler on the road to make history, and you have one monster girl companion coming with you. What monster girl is coming with you? And what is your quest?

>> No.12416302

>>12416296
s-sorry senpai

>>12416295
what? these are a real thing?

>>12416299
mantis because they are the most OP DPS ever. my quest? fuck one of every monster girl and keep my sanity.

>> No.12416304

>>12416289
why would i care?
would you care if one of your friends got impregnated by someone besides you?
i would just go around and enjoy the adventure, i have no desire to have sex with any minotaurs

>> No.12416306

>>12416302

... It's a goddamned magical sword. Or at least sharp enough to kill The Jabberwocky.

>> No.12416309
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12416309

>>12416298
>pees all over the clipboard
there we go

>> No.12416310

>>12416299
Jabberwock bodyguard to protect me and fight shit.

I'll be her healer/support class, while she's the berserker/tank. That way after long battles I can heal her and we can enjoy cuddling together under the starry knight sky, as she holds me like a body pillow and we both go to sleep.

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>>12416304
>i have no desire to have sex with any minotaurs
That's kinda the point, anon

>> No.12416315

>>12416299
A mimic, and we're on a quest to repopulate the world with Sapient Pearwood trees.

>> No.12416317

>>12416311
Someone post it. You know it.
No.
NO

>> No.12416319

>>12416304
She's more likely to get fed up with you and rape you until your pelvis becomes ash.

>> No.12416320
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12416320

>>12416311
>implying im not prepared

>> No.12416321

>>12416320
There's a hole for the ass. God enough for them.
That's until they rip it off.

>> No.12416322

>>12416315
>Sapient Pearwood trees.
The world is not yet ready for your progeny, my son. We know not how to channel that kind of rage.

>> No.12416323

>>12416315
are you from wonderland?

>>12416320
anon is a man with a plan. I always wondered why the order never created chastity belts that nullified monster's retarded strength.

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12416325

>>12416311
I'm getting vibes of that "yandere CC minotaur" idea that was thrown around 1-2 threads back.

>> No.12416326

>>12416323
>I always wondered why the order never created chastity belts that nullified monster's retarded strength.
They sound like a good way to turn a rape into a murder.

Maybe they'd actually prefer that. Huh.

>> No.12416327

>>12416325
the fuck does christmas cake mean?

>> No.12416332

>>12416323
Sapient Pearwood is from the Discworld.

>> No.12416334

>>12416326
>rape into murder

monster girls according to MGE will never kill a man unless it is in self defense of themselves of their husbandru

also yes, the order would rather men die than get raped.

>> No.12416335

>>12416298
Can I milk her with the labels still on?

>> No.12416336 [SPOILER] 
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12416336

>>12416311
She's in for a surprise.

>> No.12416337

>>12416327
25 years old or over.

>> No.12416338

>>12416327
Usually virgins, 25-30 years old, unmarried women.

>> No.12416339
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12416339

>>12416326
they could never kill a knight like myself

>> No.12416342

Holy fucking shit the amount of underage newfaggotry going on

>what's vorpal blade
>what's christmas cake
This is what we've come to now

>> No.12416346

>>12416334
Yeah, but I can still see accidents happening trying to get the damned things off.

>>12416339
If you're in a situation where the chastity belt actually matters you're probably too far gone for being a knight to matter much.

>> No.12416348

>>12416338
>>12416337
i don't see how that got related to the name cc... fucking what.

>>12416342
are furries monster girls?

>> No.12416349

>>12416342
It's just one >>12416348 faggot.

>> No.12416351

>>12416348
When is Christmas, Anon?

>> No.12416353
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12416353

>>12416342
Well, think of it this way
The doomsayers who claimed /jp/ would be the slow, lingering death of us because no-one new would ever find /mgt/ are being proven wrong.
Yay?

>> No.12416354

>>12416353
I'd rather us die with some shred of dignity than to slowly rot with retardation and autism

>> No.12416358

>>12416348
Kill yourself.

>> No.12416359

>>12416354
>never was new to MGs
internet hipster.

>> No.12416361

>>12416225
Stuff like this (like that hundreds of baby spiders picture that shows up occasionally) makes me wonder about the psychology of the mother: animals who have large litters tend to care less about the children. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory )

>You and your mermaid wife are expecting
>You're sweating buckets, been reading parenting books for months.
>She doesn't seem bothered.
>Big day finally comes, lots of grunting and sympathetic, if not terribly helpful, hand-holding
>So many babies. Proudest day of your life.
>Gather them in your arms, ask if she wants to hold them
>"Nah, leave 'em; they'll probably be ok. They're dirty anyway, it's gross. Anyway, where do you want to go for dinner?"

Not sure how I'd react to that.

>> No.12416363

>>12416310
wow that sounds incredibly beta

>> No.12416366

>>12416361
my headcanon says they only give birth to one or two kids at a time like humans to prevent a huge fucking explosion in MG population.

>> No.12416369

Everyone look at him: >>12416363

Look at him and laugh.

>> No.12416370
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12416370

Stop replying.

>> No.12416372

>>12416361
I always supposed that they can have 1-2 kids at most.

>> No.12416373

>>12416369
well, he's right.

>> No.12416374
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12416374

would you?

>> No.12416375
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12416375

What do you folks think of Cryptids?

>> No.12416376

>>12416374
>eyes aren't yellow
Whose leg are you trying to pull?

>> No.12416378

>>12416374
would i a kitsune? my pants would be off faster than she could blink.

>> No.12416377

>>12416366
If we asked KC about it he'd say something similar. In setups like that lots of the babies have to die or, like you said, there'd be a population explosion and everyone would starve/rape all the men quickly enough to make even Deruella panic and end the human race and monster races alike. Shit's painful, yo.

>> No.12416383

>>12416369
i agree with him

>> No.12416387

>>12416378
>kitsune
nope

>> No.12416389

>>12416376
>Leg
Liver, Anon. Whose liver is she trying to pull?

It's yours. The answer is yours.

>> No.12416390

>>12416062
the only good doujins from him are the medusa and the plantgirl ones

>> No.12416391

>>12416374
If you don't give homeless MGs money in Monstergirl City, chances are they'll gangrape you.

>> No.12416394

>>12416374
I am too whiteknight to let her alone.

>> No.12416395

>>12416377
idk if it is just that I missed it, but generally KC doesn't really talk about family dynamics with MGs. I wish he did.

>> No.12416397

>>12416361
This is exaclty what I imagine would happen.
And I like it. If I wanted human-style childrearing, why am I in a monstergirl thread?

>> No.12416399

>>12416373
>>12416383
So, you DON'T want to be held by a Jabberwock and tend to her battle wounds?

Either I'm crazy or the entire world is. And Rob Ford's still the Mayor of Toronto, so I'm inclined to believe that it's the latter.

>> No.12416400

>>12416391
so they're just like real homeless people?

>> No.12416401

Name one thing in modern society that would completely devastate the MGE universe
No weapons though

>> No.12416407

One last thing I have to say before I fade back into anonymity.
I've been trying to finish the 1001 Nights story I've been doing recently, but due to computer problems which if I'm being honest should've been fixed a looong time ago, I have to send it for repairs. So, i have to put it on hold. I'll still keep writing it, but right now, I'm posting from my phone.

I'll still finish it when I get it back. Thanks for reading so far, though.

>> No.12416408

>>12416395
The more KC "develops" his setting the worse it gets. It's best to leave it to your imagination.

>> No.12416409

>>12416397
monster girls wearing diapers fetish
?

>>12416401
AIDs

>> No.12416410

>>12416401
>Name one thing in modern society that would completely devastate the MGE universe
In what sense? Militarily? Agriculturally? Culturally? why are we even trying to devastate the universe?

>> No.12416414
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>>12416395
>KC doesn't really talk about family dynamics with MGs
What?
He has like a whole chapter in the World Guide on the joys of daughteru incest, and how mothers like to sign their kids up to the Sabbath so they can get ducked, impregnated, and produce cute granddaughterus as soon as possible.

>> No.12416415

>>12416389

>Ara ara, such a virile young man
>What's an old fox like me supposed to do?

>Oh, fine, perhaps I should lay this worn out body to bare for your eyes
>Hideous, isn't it? It isn't anything like the springy, youthful Inaris in the village
>Mm, i'm glad to hear that

>It'd be rude for me to object to the love of a man so steadfast in his ways, I suppose
>Wouldn't want you raping a woman who'd put no fight, mm?

>> No.12416416

>>12416401
condoms

>> No.12416417

>>12416401
AIDS

>> No.12416419

>>12416389
this guy knows whats up

>> No.12416421

>>12416414
> ducked
Well shit

>> No.12416429
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>>12416400
Yes, but they're Monster Girls.

>> No.12416433

>>12416429
>ultra attractive beings being homeless
I can't see how a MG can stay homeless for long as long.

>> No.12416439
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12416439

>My, I never realized what sturdy abdominals you have.
>No no, it's nothing. Just remembering the bliss of my youth.

>Arara? Two pumps? That didn't even take the edge off a young buck like you, let me have control.
>Mm, too think my pussy, at 200 years old is moistening, surely you must be blessed with some divine blood.
>My my, I haven't had that much fun in quite some time. Now if you don't mind, i'd like to take a little of my daily vitamin intake.

>Don't worry, this will only hurt temporarily.
>After all, I could already feel it when we were entwined. Your delightfully ripe liver.
>It's okay, it's okay, the wounds will heal in time. I only took a small fraction. Have to watch my figure.

>> No.12416440

>>12416433

>Beings being
>Long as long

>> No.12416444

Don't you people get tired of talking about sex all day?

>> No.12416446

>>12416439
I would immediately get a pally to fuck her up.

>> No.12416448

>>12416429
It's supply and demand, anon.
In a monstergirl world, ultra-attractive looks are the norm.
MGs can't cash their looks for prizes when their looks ain't special no more.

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>>12416433
>beings being
>long as long

>> No.12416455

>>12416444
>implying it could ever get old.
do you have no sex drive?

>> No.12416459

>>12416444

I got bored of it years ago.

>> No.12416460

>>12416433
That's some great word choice there.

>> No.12416466
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12416466

Finished this one up last night.

>> No.12416468

>>12416433

>beings being
>long as long

>> No.12416469

>>12416433
And then Anon had a stroke and died.

>>12416444
When I do, I talk about hugging after that. And after that, adventuring. Then I loop back around to sex. It's the perfect strategy!

>> No.12416470

>>12416466
does she suck a mean cock?

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>>12416466

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>>12416373
>>12416383
>>12416363
>I prefer submissive monster girls for alpha men such as myself

>> No.12416478

>>12416374
Only sons of bitches would not take her home, and raise her like a daughter.

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>>12416444
i have, i actually have very little desire to fuck a monster girl, i come here to talk about astrophysics

>> No.12416484

>>12416476
more like I prefer pulling my own weight and not letting the waifu do all the work. Stop being useless anon and fight with your waifu instead of behind her.

>> No.12416485

>>12416448
Remember, when every girl is sexy, no girl is sexy. Their constant lust for cocks also completely fucks up supply and demand as we know it.

>> No.12416486

>>12416478
>Not putting her on the shelf in between your Holstaurus and Centaur Daughteru, then stepping back to admire your Monster Girl Daughteru collection that is growing and nearing completion.

>> No.12416487

>>12416476
>I prefer getting a dominant monster girl
then dominating her

>> No.12416488

>>12416476
>I prefer to be a walking girl cum receptacle rather than a responsible human being

>> No.12416489

>>12416374
I'd bring her home, make her a hot bath and some dinner.

If she choose to stay I'd be happy

>> No.12416490

>>12416485
wait that's right... if they are all hot then none are hot. if none are hot all we see is the monster bits. if all we see are monster bits trying to devour our cock juice.... I can see why the human population has lasted so long.

>> No.12416491

>>12416476

>Being a man and actually being useful makes you a fedora tipper

What are you, a degenerate?

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>>12416488

>> No.12416495

>>12416487
>Being an actual furry
Sheer cancer

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12416496

>>12416375
Anyone?

>> No.12416499

>>12416495
wait how was i being a furry?

>> No.12416500
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>>12416486
That seems fucking cruel to make a collection of daughteru's, and put them on the shelf instead of taking them out for some clam while your MG waifu cleans the house.

>> No.12416502

>>12416484
But the original post stated that Anon would be the Healer/Support class. Healers/Support classes are very vital to any team. Always remember to thank your healer/support for making your victory possible.

>> No.12416504

>>12416496
how much for dat pussy game

>> No.12416505

>>12416483

Then why aren't you calculating Δv at re-entry of a strike using old intercontinental ballistics on the Demon Lord's castle?

>> No.12416506

>>12416499
The main appeal of monster girls is to be raped, feared, and boner induced. If you just want to dominate a girl with animal features, then you're getting pretty close.

>> No.12416507

>>12416502
>bitches saying bitch classes isn't just for bitches
my fucking healer will do their fucking job, you don't thank a bitch for doing their job.

>> No.12416508

Wasn't there a Boogie Woman monster girl a while back, if so does anybody remember her

>> No.12416510

>You will never come home to your Dragon Waifu huddled around her eggs

>> No.12416511

>>12416510
>implying the dragon waifu wouldn't be wearing the pants in the relationship.

>> No.12416512
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>>12416506
i don't think you understand what furries are

>> No.12416515
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>>12416508
I do.

>> No.12416516

>>12416496

You shouldn't have started with the Jackalope, you know the oldest tourist trap joke in America.The people that made it as a taxidermy gag never thought any more of it.

>> No.12416517

>>12416500taking them out for some clam

Taking my daughter to a monster girl whorehouse for some lesbian action? That's pretty lewd.

>> No.12416518

>>12416506
That's not how it works you faggot.

>> No.12416520

>>12416511
>Your Dragon Waifu comes home to find you huddled around her eggs
That actually sounds more cute than the original

>> No.12416521

>>12416508
>>12416515

That's El Coco, or La Coca, not a generic boogeyman.

>> No.12416523

>>12416484
If a Jabberwock's getting injured in fighting like that, then any human will probably be torn into scraps in direct confrontation in seconds. Unless you're talking about KC's Funland

Discretion is the better part of valour, after all.

>>12416506
This is kind of crazy though. While I can appreciate any monstergirl being all bloodlusty and overpowering, thinking that anybody who wants a turned-tables power fantasy is a furry is downright delusional.

>> No.12416525

>>12416521
Gotcha

>> No.12416527
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>>12416517
>Taking your monster daughteru to a whorehouse.
>Even for lesbian action.
That is beyond fucked up. That's your daughteru.

>> No.12416535

>>12416375
>>12416496

i like it.
odd choice to start with, but cute

>> No.12416537

>>12416375
Tsuchinoko lamia when?

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>>12416506
>The main appeal of monster girls is to be raped, feared, and boner induced.
> If you just want to dominate a girl with animal features, then you're getting pretty close.

>> No.12416542

I would like to round up all the subfags in this thread and slowly torture them to death.

Then while they scream for their lives I'd be like
"Ara, you're not being honest, you actually enjoy this don't you?"

Scum who sit on their ass all day and expect everyone to do everything for them deserve no better.

>> No.12416543
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>>12416517
You need to make sure to expose your MG Daughteru to sex, but you hire a professional, human male for that sort of thing, not drop her off at some lesbian MG whorehouse.

Or you could just go with the natural way, of letting her find some boy she likes and having her way with him.

>> No.12416546

>>12416542

You should have posted the lazy-sub Oglaf strip with your post.

>> No.12416547

>>12416527
She's gotta learn about the family business eventually, Anon.

>> No.12416549

>>12416543

What if you daughteru was born lesbian?

It wouldn't be fair to withhold the pleasures of monstergirl sex from her when you've enjoyed it so much. It could lead to a nice father/daughter bonding time.

>> No.12416551

>>12416542

>hurr durr
>durr hurr
>sub>dom
>alpha> beta
>my opinion>your opinion

I just like monster girls, why can't we just all get long without calling each other names and shit

>> No.12416556

>>12416506
I wouldn't say they're furry, but yeah if you don't want to be raped it's like, what's the point. You might as well get a human girl cosplayer instead.

>> No.12416559

>>12416542
Well, that's not really how I'd expect a sub to be, but okay.

Being a sub doesn't just make you a plank of meat who cries and pleads while getting manhandled.

>> No.12416560
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12416560

p-please, post were-apes and monkeygirls?

>> No.12416564

>>12416527
That brings up a question
Would you approve you're Monster Daughteru being a lesbian?
Would her mother approve?

>> No.12416565

>>12416556

Cat girls, Kitsunes and mermaids where a thing long before the concept of monster girls, monster girls just gives more variety to the whole half human/half animal fetish

>> No.12416568
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>>12416549
If she was a lesbian, I would deal with it awkwardly by getting her lesbian MG magazines and making light-hearted lesbian jokes while laughing nervously.

I would also be very weird around her girlfriends. While my waifu would be understanding and cool with it.

Or something.

>> No.12416569

>>12416556
that's completely retarded.
You need to read older monstergirl manga.
It was not about rape before.

>> No.12416570

>>12416542
Welcome to monster girls

>> No.12416572

>>12416546
http://oglaf.com/submission/

>> No.12416574

>>12416568

But the whorehouse option would be really fun. Mom would probably be okay with it too since it's justified by improving your relationship with your daughteru.

>wow dad you really fucked the shit out of that lamia
>yeah but not as much as my princess creamed all over her face

And then you high five.

>> No.12416575

>>12416537
Yamata-no-Orochi lamia when?
Ananta lamia when?
Ouroboros lamia FUCKING WHEN?

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>>12415890

>> No.12416580

>>12416578
lamias do the most adorable things.

>> No.12416589
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12416589

>>12416560
2qt4me

>> No.12416591

>>12416556
>>12416569
I flip flop about this sort of thing.

On the one hand, fluffly snuggling with a werewolfu while she wags her tail and licks my nose. And doggystyle where she yaps every time I plough into her.

But on the other hand, feral werewolfu who takes you out into the middle of a forest and has her way with you under the full moon.

I also remember writing a little series of sexual posts about a truly monster-girl werewolf bathed in the blood of people and animals she's killed during yet another one of her full moon rampages.

>> No.12416593

>>12416549
>Child of mine
>gay
Well they aren't mine anymore

>> No.12416599

>>12416593
what if your human waifu gave birth to a gay son who slowly turned into an alp because all faggots turn into alps?

>> No.12416601

>>12416542
Why is it okay for women to sit on their ass all day and expect everyone to do everything for them?

Don't mistake a sub for being lazy.

For example, you might have a manticore sitting spread eagle on the bed, but she won't let you near - not until you eat out her tailpussy and give her a tailgasm. While her tail is planted on your face and you're tonguing the hell out of it, she might casually give your raging erection a few caresses with her paws, asking you why you're taking so long.

Finally once you've got your fingers and hands involved along with your tongue and given her what she wants, she then plays a little coy. She makes you wait and sit while she masturbates, her tail dancing around your cock. She wants you to beg her.

When you do, she'll finally slide her soppy tailpussy over your dick, but she won't work it. You have to pump it like a leathery, living, hot onahole. All the while she'll be talking up her lewd tailpussy, mentioning all its folds and bumps and how it pulses and ripples.

Stuff like that.

>> No.12416606
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>>12416508
Hell yeah I do. Fearboners are best boners.

>> No.12416609

>>12416599
50th trimester abortion.

>> No.12416610

>>12416601
>subshit
in a situation like that I would straight up force that tail pussy onto my dick or walk out. Fucking million monster girls out there, I ain't dealing with this high maintenance bitch.

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>>12416575
>Yamata-no-Orochi Lamia.
Would she have 8 torsos, or only one? Orochi also had 8 tails instead of only one.

>> No.12416614

>>12416542
>Sub=Lazy
Any relationship has a healthy give and take Anon. Subs usually do things to support the Dom, such as cook, clean, and bolster their pride while Doms protect and make claim to their Sub, and ensure they can live a comfortable life together.

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>>12416591
>I also remember writing a little series of sexual posts about a truly monster-girl werewolf bathed in the blood of people and animals she's killed during yet another one of her full moon rampages.
And I remember wishing to wash the blood out of her fur and tell her she's a hot, sexy killing machine.
Good show, anon

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>>12416508
>>12416606
>We were all molested by the Boogie Woman at some point in our childhood, but it was too traumatic and we don't remember it.

>> No.12416621

>>12416610
Well, goes to show you don't understand what dom/sub is about.

>> No.12416622

>>12416616
Yeah, that was a good writing exercise. I think I'll go find it again. Maybe I can turn it into a story.

>>12416610
It's like you don't even know what foreplay is.

>> No.12416625

>>12416621
or that I'm dom and still like the idea of a monster assaulting/raping me

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>>12416619
>She's going to come back 20 years after that, to 'finish the job'.

>> No.12416628

>>12416622
foreplay bores me for the most part.

>> No.12416633

>>12416626
>>12416619
someone write this pls.

>> No.12416636

>>12416612
Well, she's got to have 8 torsos. Pic related would be fucking terrifying. I'd probably prefer all on one tail, though.
.less, you gotta gotta, bro!

>> No.12416638

>>12416192
>Heart pupils
That'll do boner
That'll do

>> No.12416639

>>12416625
That makes you a switch. Around half of anons here seem to be so.

>> No.12416640

>>12416633
>"John it's me, remember that promise we all made back when we were kids? Well she's back."

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>>12416638

>> No.12416644

>>12416628
Man, you crazy! You crazy man!

Seriously though, foreplay done well can make sex even more pleasurable and long-lasting. It's all about sensations and build-up.

>> No.12416645

>>12416375
It's a bit late, but I like it.

>> No.12416646

>>12416640
Mah erection.
>the whole group of friends ends up getting raped one at a time horror movie style.

>> No.12416650

>>12416639
>>12416625
Is it wrong that sometimes, I imagine walking up to an MG, holding her chin in my fingers, tell her how she can be ma cheri, and then kissing her tenderly on the lips?

>> No.12416651
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>>12416640
Her parting words were
>"I'll be back."
and now she is, hella jacked and guns blazing

>> No.12416652

>>12416640

You made me think that the boogie woman was actually a loli at the time, and she accidentally raped you while thinking it was consensual, and she thinks you made a childhood promise to marry her when she grows up.

>> No.12416653

>>12416646
>The black guy goes first, as usual
>Boogiewoman is walking funny for the rest of the movie

>> No.12416655

>>12416589
I wanna cuddle with her.

and grind my dick against her abs, and of course get a full service job, hands and feet.

>> No.12416657

>>12416633
Boogie stories have been done before. Find them on the masterlist.

>> No.12416659

>>12416653
>"A̸̹͕͉̣̪̙ra̧͎̳̻̩̥̼͇ ̗͕͚̱a҉̜̞̺̥͔̝r̨̼̰̻͍̲a̧̻̹~̘̰̻̣ ̤͍̠͙Y̞̹̙͚͚̭o̸͍u͔̞̰ͅ'̷͖̙͇v̝͓̖͚̹è̟̰̣͍̙ ͓̯̠̩͇͖̻a̪̩͙̮̗͠l͓̱̟̫̭̠̣͞l̨̗͉͙̺ ͏̩͕̦̲g̡͇r̟͎͍̜͝ͅo̟wn̫̲̰͚̳̺ ̦͙͉̕s̸̻o̮̮̰͙͟ͅo̺̰̘̪͡o̬͉͘o̰o͇̼̺͉ ̟̲m͇̮͈̩̟͘ͅu̟̘͍̫̹͖ͅc̛͚̖̞̼̣h̡̺~̗̭̻̹̤ͅ"

>> No.12416662

>>12416650
>That's my fetish
Too bad it only happens in 2d. 3d always fuck it up.

>> No.12416663

>>12416299
Salamander training buddy/ rival
We train together to bring an end to the demon lord so that peace may come again

>> No.12416671

>>12416651
>she randomly pops off action movie lines during raping
"Go ahead, make my day"
>as you start resisting.

>>12416653
>funny walking let's us white men get away safely
"thank you black steve, your sacrifice was not in vain"

>>12416659
>s-stop measuring our dicks boogie woman-sama!

>> No.12416675

>>12416512
what is this, a chart for ANTS?

>> No.12416677

>>12416601
I really don't understand why there are still subs and reverse-rape people around here. These threads were never the place for them and monster girls were never about rape, even KC admits it.

Why don't you people just stay in the MGQ threads in /vg/? You can talk about your fetish there.

>> No.12416678

>>12416675
>Not: "what is this, a chart for ANTGIRLS?"
Ya fucked up anon-kun.

>> No.12416680

>>12416677
2/10

>> No.12416681

>>12416542
Oh really anon? You're gonna torture me to death? I'd sure as hell like to see you try. I'm not gonna let some fag from the internet dominate me.

>> No.12416682

>>12416677
>These threads were never the place for them and monster girls were never about rape
Get the fuck out. Your new is showing. If you want a powertrip fantasy go fuck a little girl. Monster girls arent the fetish for you.

>> No.12416683

>>12416677
>reverse-rape
Are you fucking serious? Rape is rape.

That's like when black on white hate is 'reverse racism.'

Shit I know it's just bait but damn if it doesn't piss me off when people legitimately think shit like that.

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12416684

>>12416677

>> No.12416688

>>12416681
what if that fag from the internet was your mg waifu?
a faggy alp

>> No.12416690

>>12416671
>"I̟̱̰t̝̙̰̲'҉̺̤̝̱s̨̜͈ͅ ̬b̯e͏͍ͅe̶̳̤͖͙͇̱ͅn̴̤͈͚͕ ͕͉̠2̛͔͎0̠͘ ̤̯͔y̮͉͕̲̠̩eą̞̜͇̖r̠͕͙̥s̷̘ ̠̙̣͠s̗̙̳͈̰̩̙i͏̗n͏̰͇͓͔c͉͓̲̫̣ͅe̶͖͖͇͉̭̱ ͏I̶̬̪̥̫̦̭ ̪̜̩̥̞s͔ow̞̝ę̜͔̪͉d͔̝͈ ҉th̳̘e҉ ̩͕̟͓͎͞see̪d͞s͎̹,̧̰̠͍̤̗̞̞ ̞n͏̹̠o͉̖̜͍̥͖w̬̞͉̻͢ ̵̞̩̟͙̰i͈͎͜t̻͖̫͈̪̘͡'̧̝̞̦͈̱̪̥s҉̭̱̪̖ ̹̩̱̗t̴̞̞̥̙͇̙ͅi͕̰̦̳m̪̤̙̯̙͘e̥͙͔ ̧f̣̬̳̫ơ̳͖̼̜̲ͅr ̣t̞̦͠h̶̰e͖͖͕ h̼̼̮͓̀a̴̭͖̟ṟ̛͚v̠͡e̤͓͉͕͔s̱̙͞ͅt͏̱̪̮̩͚~̯̯̯̀"

>> No.12416693

>>12416677

Nigga, i remember on /a/ when domfags where laughed out of the thread

Personally i don't give a fuck

>>12416682

Who made you boss around here

>> No.12416696

>>12416414
Is it translated?

>> No.12416698

>>12416641
2cute

>> No.12416699

>>12416690
>No! today is the day we rape YOU!

>> No.12416700
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>>12416677
>Monster Girls are naturally more powerful than a normal human
>Since the dawn of mythology Monster Girls have overpowered many men and heroes
>Good Chunk of modern Monster Girl media still has them more powerful and dominant than a normal human
>"Lol where all you subs/reverse rape people? Monster Girls have nothing to do with those things!"

Monster Girls have always been hand in hand with the desire to be dominant. I'm not saying the dom/switchfags here don't deserve monster girls, but being surprised subfags are the majority here and people are interested in being dominant by Monster Girls is just retarded.

>> No.12416705

>>12416688
>My waifu is an alp
Sorry, I'm not into dudes, not even dudes that turn into hot girls

>> No.12416706

>>12416699
And then they all give her the dick, through the power of friendship, the sun rises and they go about their lives.

After they're all cleaning up, they notice that The Boogie Woman is gone. They all hear her voice giving an evil laugh.

It's not over.
Credits play.

>> No.12416707

>>12416700
>being surprised subfags are the majority here

I think equalfags are switchfags form the majority here.

>> No.12416711

>>12416707
If I remember correctly, the last poll we had was about 40%/40% with Switchfags and Subfags, and 20% Domfags

>> No.12416713

>>12416700
>Good Chunk of modern Monster Girl media still has them more powerful and dominant than a normal human

You mean MGQ and VH?

>> No.12416714

>>12416706
10/10 would watch this porno for the plot.

>> No.12416715

>>12416706
And then Hollywood milks the franchise by releasing movies every Halloween and Friday the 13th

>> No.12416716
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12416716

Consider if you guys will.

>Jabberwocks are naturally stoic
>Those mouth tentacles not only act independently of the main body in snatching prey
>But also speak independently of her
>One is a morose and somber voice
>The other is a madwoman's cackle

Would you?

>> No.12416717

>>12416707

And your full of shit

>> No.12416720

>>12416716

why does she need glasses if she's a monstergirl?

>> No.12416721

>>12416713
have you not read any doujinshi? jesus dude.

>> No.12416731

>>12416721
there's a grand total of like 2 authors who write dom mgs.

and anyway they all turn sub in the end so really it should be considered switch.

>> No.12416732

let's fucking settle this.

http://strawpoll.me/2424541

>> No.12416735
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>>12416542
>>12416677
Get a load of this guy

>> No.12416736

All you dom fags just end up like .less, making monster girls into slaves without a god damn personality. All while treating them like shit.

>> No.12416738

>>12416732
>still no doms
as expected of /a/

>> No.12416743

>>12416738
only been 16 people yo

>> No.12416747 [DELETED] 
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Gentleman behold, my three favorite things (bancho women, operator gear, and slime girls) all in one image! tfw you have to pay to get art of your stories

>> No.12416749
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>>12416738
>/a/

>> No.12416755

>>12416735

He's just trolling/shitposting.

>> No.12416756

>>12416747
>suck someone's dick and get free art.
I did that once, still not gay.

>> No.12416758

>>12416747
Literally who are you

>> No.12416759

>>12416732
>Equal is winning
all is as it should be

>> No.12416760

>>12416756
>still not gay.
So you're an alp instead? Did it hurt?

>> No.12416762

>>12416760
y-yes

>> No.12416763

>>12416747
Who is she?

>> No.12416767
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>>12416759

Truly, equal relationship is best

>> No.12416768
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>>12416677
>Reverse rape.
I didn't rape could be in reverse that would = rape.

>> No.12416771

You know, it occurs to me that in KC's universe there really wouldn't be any gays, just succubi and alps. There seem like too many ways to get corrupted for either variety of homo to not end up taking the dick into their vag00 one way or the other.

>> No.12416773

>>12416743
It's funny considering all the superiority shitposting. That's some good bait.

>>12416738
I realised a while ago that /a/ and these threads shouldn't be expected to have the faintest clue what D/s stuff is just because it's not /d/ and people don't come here to be in good company of people that know any better, regardless of all the "b-but fetish thread!" shitposting. That's why you get the stuff less draws, cause he doesn't know any better and can't find /d/ to learn any better.

>> No.12416776

>>12416767
That's one sharp-eyed fox.

>> No.12416777

>>12416716
Yes. Because stoic Jabberwocks are pretty damn hot.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12407044/#12407500

>> No.12416778

>>12416749
pretty much /a/
I know the monstergirl threads on /jp/ were no where near this active before you guys were exiled here.

>> No.12416781

>>12416749
I'd bet 90% of MG threads are /a/ refugees

>> No.12416782

>>12416768

It's reverse-rape if she forces her vagina to swallow your dick.

>> No.12416784

>>12416759

If your wife is much stronger that you (werewolf, oni) then surely its hard to be equal.

>> No.12416788

>>12416767
Look at those damn ears
I bet they're fluffy as fuck
I want to touch fluffy ears

>> No.12416790

>>12416778
>>12416781

>MG threads on /JP/ before we were sent here

wat.

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>>12416788

I want to cuddle with a kitsune

>> No.12416794

>>12416778
>>12416781
>>12416790
Let's settle this too
http://strawpoll.me/2424633

>> No.12416795
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12416795

look at all these doms talking shit

>> No.12416796

>>12416773
Still shows that subs are the minority here and shouldn't constantly ask for everyone to cater to their fetish.

>> No.12416797

>>12416794
Anon, you can't just solve everything with polls

>> No.12416798

>>12416797
not with that attitude

>> No.12416801

>>12416796

No one here is doing that, stop shitposting.

>> No.12416802
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12416802

Conclusion when?

>> No.12416803

>>12416796
If you compared the popularity to femdom and maledom stories, people tend to read femdom more as well

>> No.12416805

>>12416802
The MC is an unfaithful fuckhead.

>> No.12416807

>>12416795
>Dom votes suddenly spike after this is posted

Definitely not suspicious in the least

>> No.12416808

>>12416796

Why are you so assblasted about subs on the fucking monster girl thread of all places?

>> No.12416809

>>12416802
>He cheated on his wife
That wasn't ok.

>> No.12416812

>>12416790
http://archive.moe/jp/thread/6784255/#q6784255
as you can see they were nowhere near as active

>> No.12416813

>>12416805
NTR? turn her into glue

>> No.12416814

>>12416795
Crop fail/10

>>12416796
Eh, granted it's a fucking strawpoll but between the question wording, switch not meaning equal and switch being the "whatever" clause where most people's idea of being the dom is probably laying on top, I wouldn't put too much weight in it meaning much more than the sub vote.

>> No.12416817

>>12416813
no, she got NTR'd by the guy

>> No.12416822

>>12416732
>0 retards
>/mgg/
Shit poll

>> No.12416823

>>12416817
WHAT?! I don't like horse pussy but holy shit she is cute.
>turn MC into glue

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>>12416809

That's true, but could you really say no to this?

Still hoping for a good end where the dad gets kicked to the curb and mc lives out his days fucking his half-sister and mother.

>> No.12416827

>>12416732
>Suddenly a lot of domfags
Totally not suspicious.

>> No.12416828 [SPOILER] 
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>>12416822
Do you know what else was a shit poll?

>> No.12416831

>monstergirls in the MGE setting are stronger and faster than humans
>generally unless you're a gary stu they'll dominate you, or allow you to be their equal
>some guy comes into the monstergirl threads raging about submissive people

Its shitposter-kun again, isn't it?

>> No.12416833
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>>12416828
Shiposter-kun?

>> No.12416834

>>12416823
well he is part centaur
He also has a sister.

>> No.12416835

>>12416827
>40 people on mg thread
not suspicious

>> No.12416840

>>12416831
>shitposter-kun
He's an entity of his own, this guy's just assmad over nothing.

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>>12416828
Pharaoh?

>> No.12416844

>>12416835
Let's face it, we're pretty much dead

>> No.12416846

>>12416840
let's be fair, the fact that we defiled /a/ for so long cannot be forgiven.

>> No.12416847

>>12416828
Every time a Pharaoh gets posted I'm reminded I have shit to write.

>>12416835
Averages out around 70-100 in previous polls, yeah.

>> No.12416853

>>12416844
AS LONG AS ONE OF REMAINS, WE WILL NEVER DIE!

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>>12416846

>> No.12416863
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>>12416846
>defiled /a/

Monstergirls are included in manga and anime, it was legit threads.

>> No.12416866

>>12416844
I wouldn't call that to threads with +2000 replies

>> No.12416870

can someone explain the grapesnake and sandtits feud to me?

>> No.12416871

>>12416866
1000+ of them is pure shitposting in the graveyard phase
The other thousand is because /jp/'s slow as shit and there's no need for more threads

>> No.12416872

>>12416260
Holstaurus, always and forever.
>>12416298
Dear god man where do you find this stuff?

>> No.12416873

>>12416854
>>12416863
>the joke
>
>
>
>sea level
>
>
>your heads

>> No.12416877
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Since we're talking domfags and centaurs, anybody have bets on what's happening next?

>> No.12416879

>>12416873
I'm too tired to have a dirty mind right now, anon.

>> No.12416880

>>12416871
You are overreacting and you know it.

>> No.12416881

>>12415782
Oh god that was brilliant.

>> No.12416882

>>12416846
There's 20 other things wrong with /a/ that had nothing to do with Monster Girls

>> No.12416883

>>12416877
that guy's stomach sword pierces her through the heart and he survives without being raped.

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12416884

>>12416840
>he's an entity of his own
You mean like...the Maverick Virus?
Also, reminder that if your waifu can't cosplay as a Maverick, she can never be best waifu.

>> No.12416885

>>12416877
Vengeance

>> No.12416887

>>12416877
what is the refrence here?

>> No.12416889

>>12416877
I have a feeling that the "Full Blown Harem" won't exactly entail a happy ending by any means.

>> No.12416896

>>12416797

http://strawpoll.me/2424754

>> No.12416897

>>12416507

I always make it a point to never heal people like you in games.

>> No.12416901
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>>12416843
Yeah. That sand bitch cheated me, Poppy-chan. She cheated.

>> No.12416903

>>12416896
10/10 so clever and funnay

>> No.12416913

>>12416884
>Talking about Mavricks
>Post Repliforce
U 'aving a giggle m8?
Repliforce did Nothing Wrong

>> No.12416916

>>12416716
For seeing things well.
Racist.

>> No.12416919

>not wanting to tame your monster sluts
How do you live with yourselves?

>> No.12416921

>>12416884

>Posting goddamned Repliforce
>Not only Repliforce, but Web Spider

The only fucking Maverick in the whole lot was that shitbag Magma Dragoon.

>> No.12416922

>>12416919
i usually treat them like pokemon; their species is their name

>> No.12416925

Hiding in a small library master race.

They'll never look for me here, and I can enjoy a life of peace.

>> No.12416926

>>12416887
See
>>12416885


>>12416889
How many women makes a harem anyway? Three? Trish and both horse pussies make that many.

>> No.12416927

>>12416831
Maybe some of us aren't here for MGE and just like exotic girls?

>> No.12416930

>>12416921
>And Split Mushroom
>And Cyber Peacock

and Double.
Fuck Double

>> No.12416934

>>12416671
>implying i would resist

>> No.12416941

>>12416927

My point was getting bent out of shape because some people like the predator/prey stuff MGE implies is pretty stupid.

>> No.12416945

>>12416921
>Best boss in the game
>shitbag
Still, I kind of want to see an MG version of Magma Dragoon

>> No.12416946

>>12416884
Ushi-Oni/Jurogumo cosplaying as Web Spider when?

>> No.12416951

>>12416946

>Web Spider Jurougumo

"Ufufufu, what an absolutely delectable Maverick Hunter that's fallen into my web~"

"... I only agreed to wear this because I thought we'd be a cosplay team."

"Oh, we're quite a team alright, my little X."

>> No.12416952

>>12416945
Jabberwock, Dragon, or Ryu?

>> No.12416956
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>>12416951
A shota dressed as X?

>> No.12416959

>>12416941
could you trying writing a sentence that makes sense?

>> No.12416963

>>12416952
>>12416951
>>12416946
>>12416945

>Megaman/Monstergirl crossover.

We are starting to fall on Sonichu level, this thread needs to die.

>> No.12416964

>>12416951
>she can't electrocute people like Web Spider can
>that's why she brought her Thunderbird friend over.

>> No.12416967

>>12416963
>this thread needs to die.
1300 posts to early, my boy. Quick, we've still got images left! Distract us!

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>>12416967
fountain monster girl when?

>> No.12416975

>>12416967
Where's that monster boy spammer when you need him?

>> No.12416976

>>12416963
S-Sorry. Where we're we?
Somebody said shitposter-kun was an entity, I said Maverick Virus...

Oh yeah!
We need Ojousama Pharaoh in art form. Preferably as a Student Council President.

>> No.12416980

>>12416916
Damn it, this was for >>12416720

>> No.12416982

>>12416973
No Anon, you are the fountains.

>> No.12416984

>>12416959

>MGE has a predator/prey relationship between humans and monsters
>someone earlier seemed to be buttmad about people liking that
>its stupid to be buttmad about that

The original post makes little sense because I should be asleep, but instead I'm arguing on the internet. Fuck everything.

>> No.12416985

The /d/ harpy thread is still going, if anyone's interested.
(Though someone has finally posted something even I am willing to call Too Much Bird)

>> No.12416987

>>12416976

>Ojousama Pharaoh as student council president

Could it have hilarious yuri Apophis messing with her?

>> No.12416988

>>12416985
link me

>> No.12416989

>>12416834
>well he is part centaur
No, his dad had him with a human woman

>> No.12416991

>>12416985
>Too much bird
We talking head on bird or literal bird?

>> No.12416992

>>12416988
>>/d/

>> No.12416994
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12416994

>>12416963
Do something other than acting like a doomsaying faggot, faggot.

>> No.12416995

>>12416987
Hilarious yuri yandere stalker Apophis?
Sure.

>> No.12416998

>>12416834

His dad had him with his first wife who died in child labor.

He literally fucked his half-sister's mom before his first wife was cold in the ground.

>> No.12416999

>>12416988
>>12416992
This, also OP pic is NSFW.

>> No.12417001

>>12416984
>MGE has a predator/prey relationship between humans and monsters

I thought we agreed this was way overblown and KC meant something more like surprise sex hungry sluts.

>> No.12417002

>>12416987
Why yuri?

Also, how about a NEET Apophis who's greedy for the Student Council throne and tries to usurp it in ways 'just like my chinese comic books'

An obligatory Anubis vice president

>> No.12417005

>>12417002

Maybe because there's something to be said about an Apophis binding a Pharaoh's legs against the school desk, her open blouse hiding her grape breasts just barely as she uses her teeth to undo the Pharaoh's scarf?

With the Anubis just pulling the running gag of adjusting her glasses before excusing herself for not knocking.

>> No.12417007

>>12417005
Yuri is boring.

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>>12417007
>two cute monstergirls getting off as their feminine juices mingle
>boring

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>>12416987
>>12416976
>you will never attempt to flirt with the Pharaoh SCP in school
>you will never attempt to woo her with your charming looks and your seductive voice
>she will never flirt back, even better than you, by telling you how cute you are when you try to be brave
>she will never giggle as you walk away a steaming red mess! embarrassed as to be so brutally outdone

>> No.12417025

>>12416963
Reploids are basically monster girls anon
If Telos can be considered one, I think they can be too

>> No.12417026

>>12417019
Stop turning it into a battle, Kashima.

>> No.12417028

>>12417025
>Reploids are basically monster girls anon
no they are not
unless they got a monstergirl like body

>> No.12417033

>>12417007
...I bet you're one of those futa fags aren't you

>> No.12417035

>>12417005
>Anubis Meganekko
>adjusting her glasses so the sun hides her eyes when she sees something she likes
I need it now.

>> No.12417036

>>12415298
In honor of the first lady in the thread, I decided to write a story I've wanted to write for some time. Since I read the Ryu profile and saw the magnificently beautiful artwork surrounding them.

I give you: Beautiful River - A Ryu Story

http://pastebin.com/Ec3NWv61

Enjoy!

>> No.12417038

>>12416515
>>12416606
any more pictures of her?

>> No.12417041

>>12417033
It's Bob.

>> No.12417043

>>12417025
But anon, most if them are guys.

>> No.12417050

>>12417036
sweet. reading now

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>>12417041

You don't need to be Bob to know both futa and yuri sucks.

>> No.12417065

>>12417050
I hope you enjoy it!

>> No.12417066

>>12417033

Yuri is shit.
NTR is shit.
Futa is shit.

>> No.12417071

I just read how birds have sex. It is weird.

>> No.12417076

>>12417071
Read how Ducks have sex. It'll screw with you.

>> No.12417079

>>12417043
But what about EYERIS?!
And that one with the purple hair and the underboob

>> No.12417080

>>12417061
Yeah but that's always his worthless response to it being brought up anywhere.

>> No.12417081

>>12417066
Let me lay it down for you.
Shit=Yuri<<<futa<<<<<<<<<NTR

>> No.12417085

I decided to try out this writing thing, and created a story centered in 60's-80's era. I honestly don't know. It's a mystery. The story. I mean the story is a mystery.
Though, the mystery doesn't really start yet until later. It's a prologue. You know, to set the characters. Kind of

Disclaimer: I know barely anything about guns. If anything causes your rage meter to spike just let me know. Also, English isn't my native language, so there's that.
Apologizes in advance, there's Manticores in it

http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j

>> No.12417086

>>12417081
Nothing is better than NTR.

>> No.12417088

>>12417079
Layer was cute, thinking she could get with Zero.
Still, it's amazing how many girls tried to get with Zero over the course of the entire franchise.

>> No.12417091

>>12417088
Layer had /incredible/ underboob.

>> No.12417093

What do you guys have against lesbians?
I can understand not liking something but putting yuri under futa and even NTR is a bit much
>inb4 tumblrfag
I hate tumblr gays

>> No.12417094

>>12417076

Heh... Screw.

>> No.12417096
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>>12417061

>> No.12417098

>>12417093
Yuri has never been popular in monster girl threads this is nothing new

>> No.12417100

>>12417085
Holy fucking shit not another story with manticores.

>> No.12417101

>>12417093
What's your beef with NTR? Dont you want to be stolen and raped while your monster waifu watches.

>> No.12417102

>>12417086
>>12417093
Whoops, I did that wrong. Let me try that again,
Shit=Yuri>>>futa>>>>>>>>>NTR

>> No.12417103

>>12417093

>Creatures that need human men to breed
>Want that above anything

Yuri is despised for the same reason monsterboys are.

>> No.12417105

>>12417101
Do you want your mg to turn into a slut and fuck other guys while you cry in impotence?

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>>12417096

>this entire fucking thread
>mega mang

burn it to the ground and start over
and you assholes that did this can go and stay go

>> No.12417108

>>12417098

Personally I find it strange that it is hated as much as futa and NTR, despite the fact that yurifags are far more reserved than futafags and NTRfags. I don't even think I can remember one instance of a yurifag shitting up the thread by trying to force their fetish on everyone else.

>> No.12417109

>>12417100
There's going to be other monsters in it. It was just the first thing that popped up in my head
If anything, I can change it around a bit, though it might mess with the story in the long run

>> No.12417110

How traumatic would it be for your human girlfriend if she were turned into a monster girl?
Would it be a fate worse than rape? NTR?

>> No.12417114

>>12417110
>Human girlfriend
>Girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts

>> No.12417115

>not wanting hot threesomes with bisexual monstergirls

>> No.12417119

>>12417115
They'd just dump you, all bisexuals eventually do.

>> No.12417122

>>12417096
>Implying bob would ever have kids

>> No.12417123

>>12417114
I mean, if you were somehow unlucky to be in a situation like that, how would it go for her?

>> No.12417124

>>12417108

That's because they know any time they start that, they get redirected to /u/, as they should.

>> No.12417127

>>12417093
>>12417108
It's just shitposting faggots. I mean look at how fast the epic futacat maymay pictures showed up. Not a single constructive opinion.

>>12417103
That dependency on breeding for validation to exist is fucking pathetic on every creative level. It's no wonder people get so wound up over MGE's shit.

>> No.12417128

>>12417123
Kinda depends on the monster. In general though she'd at least stand a better chance of keeping you in the long run.

>> No.12417130

>>12417123
As much as I like MGs, I dont think I'd be okay with it. To just rip their humanity from them without their consent.

>> No.12417135

>>12417122
>Implying he wont just impregnate .less with how much they already suck each other's dicks

>> No.12417145

>>12417135
>.less being impregnated
>implying .less wouldn't be the one domming and impregnating bob

>> No.12417146

>>12417130
>>12417128
And then the final blow that makes the whole thing even worse, she sobs as she tells you how she had wanted a human daughter.
I admit I wanted to add that when I wrote it once.

>> No.12417149

>>12417127

It's what separates monstergirls from just being other generic fantasy races you downie.

>> No.12417151

>>12417146
>Human daughter
You mean human son, right? Take wound, apply salt, rub thoroughly.

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>>12417146
I'd go on a perilous quest to fight Dereulla to get her humanity back. And just as I win by overpowering, deceiving, and outsmarting her I take a sword through the chest, but live long enough to see my girlfriend human one last time.

>> No.12417155

I finally caved in and got a sadpanda account
any good mg doujin's you guys can recommend?

>> No.12417158
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>>12417145
are we shipping this now?

>> No.12417159

>>12417065
i enjoyed it. very much...
oh look
it's raining

>> No.12417162

>>12417159
Happy tears I hope. Love is a wonderful thing.

>> No.12417165

>>12417158

The HMS LessBob is strong.

The USS ELDR is stronger

>> No.12417169

>>12417149
What, that they're unconditionally addicted to your dick? That's what defines monster girls for you? What an impressive, thought-invoking opinion, I'm really glad you posted.

No seriously, stick to letting KC think for you and fuck off if your opinion is that shit, no one cares.

>> No.12417172

>>12417119

But they're monstergirls. Even if they like having fun together, they can't overcome their lust for human semen.

>> No.12417175

>>12417169
>What, that they're unconditionally addicted to your dick?
and whats wrong with that?

>> No.12417177

>>12417169
No, that they have reason to go after men. They're predatory. Once that Chesire has a male, there stops being the need to even interact with humans.

And besides, like anon said, if you bring in Monster Boys, then it stops being Monster Girl and just becomes a generic fantasy.

Besides, who even likes Monster Boys? If you want to look at a penis just unzip your pants Anon.

>> No.12417179

>>12417175

Don't bother. He thinks he's original for talking about generic fantasy races out of 70's Grayhawk and calling them monstergirls.

>> No.12417180

>>12417177
I want monster boys as sonerus, but nope, you faggots are so insecure we can't even have that.

>> No.12417182

>>12417180
No, you can't in these threads. Deal with it.

>> No.12417183

>>12417180
>insecure
Yeah cause not liking dick has nothing to do with it

>> No.12417184

>>12417158
All you have to do is blindfold bob and convince him that it's futa dick he's taking up the ass

>> No.12417185

>>12417180

We meet again faggot-kun

>> No.12417187

>>12417180
Ewww why would you want a soneru when daughterus are superior in literally everyway

>> No.12417191

>>12417185
Not even a faggot, but I realistically could not see myself raising a daughter IRL. I want a monster soneru, someone I can teach to shoot guns, someone I can talk about manly things with, shit I can't do with a daughteru who only thinks about wanting daddy's dick all day.

>> No.12417196

>>12417191

>not raising a tomboy daughteru

>> No.12417197

>>12417191
Get a manly daughteru.

Your daughteru will only have an Electra complex if you allow it and are a shit parent.

>> No.12417199

>>12417191
Then ask for a human son, faggot. Monstergirls can have human males in your headcanon if you want that.

>> No.12417204

>>12417180
i dont mind them if they are
shotas
and being dommed by monstergirls

>> No.12417226

Mmm. 297 hits on my story already. I'm content. Hope you liked the Ryu story /jp/. I might expand it and give it alot more detail later. Its almost an /outline/.

>> No.12417230
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>>12417184
Why do you guys hate bob so much?

>> No.12417237

>>12417230
Because its risen to almost meme level. Alot of people don't like Futa. I'm from /d/ originally and happen to enjoy it. But seriously, its not a fetish for everyone. Especially for people insecure in their own sexuality.

Bob making a Futa cheshire kinda gave him the worst possible rep. Futafags shoving it down people's throats and anti-Futafags screaming 'GAAAAY!'

>> No.12417238

>>12417199
How about I just have monsterboys in my headcanon?

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>>12417230

To understand that, you need to go back in time to February or March. Here's a chart.

>> No.12417244

>>12417238
As long as you don't talk about it in these threads you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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>>12415359
So, could she withstand Ore-man with the B?

>> No.12417256

>>12417237

It was revealed in the worst possible way too. Jesus Christ I remember when it was just going to be an embarrassing tatoo before a couple people convinced Bob everyone would be okay with it. Not that it took much convincing. He does love futa.

>> No.12417259

>Monster girl demands creampie so she can receive her mana
>Throw a pie in her face

>> No.12417264

>>12417259

Add a wakka wakka and a Benny Hill chase scene and I'd pay to watch it.

>> No.12417267

>>12417256
Embarrassing tattoo was lame and didn't fit in with her personality. There was no chance of that ever happening.

Besides, her being futa put a new wrinkle in the drive-in scene.

>> No.12417282

>>12417267

Futa was even lamer, and her personality was all about being a tease. The reveal was the first time she started acting all vulnerable. He put her in max insecure waifu-mode afterwards to try to make people fall for her. Honestly it was a pretty good strategy and might have worked if she wasn't immediately latched onto and reposted into oblivion. The art really contributed to that too.

The fact remains that Bob just likes to start shit. He knew he was going to start something when he did it, only I don't think he understood just how big it was going to get.

>> No.12417289

>>12417259
>>12417264
I love it.

>> No.12417300

>>12417264
Yakkety Sax playing in the background always seems to make everything that much better.

>> No.12417358
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12417358

So how hard would you a God?

>> No.12417364

>>12417358
If the opportunity presented itself, I'd so do a God
I mean, the bragging right are off the scale

>> No.12417367

>>12417358
Forever and ever. Touching her reverse scale and everything.

>> No.12417380
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>>12417358
>tfw no god to worship, who's power has declined in the past centuries due to a shrinking number of followers, but still acts arrogant and 'high-and-mighty' despite the fact that the strongest form she can take in the mortal world is only a 3 foot version of herself.
>She will never give you the 'honor' of becoming her champion and task you with spreading her religion.

>> No.12417413

>>12416831
Monsters also generally have crazy crippling weaknesses to random everyday objects as well.
If a person were to go full Batman on one it would be pretty hard to dominate him.
>soy beans on Onis
>garlic on Vampires
>silver on Werewolves
>gold on Dullahans
>etc.

>> No.12417419

>>12417413
eh
soy beans are more of an annoyance than anything to oni
same for garlic and vampires, at least use the sun or running water
silver just keeps werewolves from regenerating, they're still huge and stronk
I've actually never heard about the gold on dullahans.

>> No.12417430

>>12417380
id rather remove kebab

>> No.12417435

>>12417380
You mean like...a haughty loli Pharaoh?
Cute.

And hot.

>> No.12417444

>>12416976
>S-Sorry. Where we're we?
>Where we are we?

>> No.12417452

>>12417444
It's my autocorrect.
Fucking hate this thing.

>> No.12417460

>>12417435
>"Rub my feet."
"No."
>"I am an almighty goddess and you will massage my feet."
"Make me."
>"I-I... You are lucky that I tolerate your impudence, puny mortal. You do not know how lucky you are to be in my presence."

>> No.12417461

>>12417419
Dullahans are deathly afraid of gold. To the point that if even a single rings worth of it is in between them and their target that is supposed to die they will turn tail and run/ride as fast as they can away.
Also I guess wolves-bane might work better on werewolves. I only used garlic for vampires as a more common type of item to use against them as one can not generally get running/holy water everywhere. And as for soy beans and Oni it seems that soy beans are enough of a deterrent to get them to run away for little children as opposed to eating them. I'd say at least pepper-spay equivalent.

>> No.12417470

>>12417461
Yeah you were right, I just looked it up. If we're going full weaknesses though, all you really need vs a vampire is to not invite anyone in your house. EZ.

>> No.12417474

>>12417470
Crosses ando ther holy symbols were also pretty OP against vampires, right? They shouldn't be that hard to Batman against.

>> No.12417479

>>12417460

You know that's just Lily from Tentacle and Witches right?

Egyptian
DFC
Bossy Tsundere

So you know. Feel free to check her out.

>> No.12417481

>>12417474

Only if you believe in your heart bro. They channel the goodness, not produce it.

>> No.12417482

>>12417124
Are you implying that futafags aren't redirected to /d/?

>> No.12417487

>>12417474
yeah, a lot of different cultures had their own versions of vampires, and their weaknesses across all of them kinda got bundled up. Now they're way weaker than humans.

>> No.12417489

>>12417482

I'm implying one group has the decency to shut up about it or leave.

>> No.12417491

>>12417479
>look it up
>It's a hentai OVA.
Well, that's just disappointing.

>> No.12417498

i heard somthing about minautor minigun and flamethrower pheonix.. can anyone explain further? seems fun

>> No.12417503

>>12417487
>>12417461

Running water being pure is a bastardization of the Romans knowing that running water is "clean" water and that still water stagnates.

>>12417491
Game and an OVA.

What are you complaining about though? Pixy has about the best animation in all Hentai, better than most TV anime and on par with a lot of OVA's.

>> No.12417507

>>12417498

Some guy shooting the shit on ideas for the Spider and Fly story.

>> No.12417515

>>12417498
you have been shipped with bob

>> No.12417528

>>12416549
>gay babies
Who could be behind this post?

>> No.12417533

>>12417503
what about pink pineapple? I've seen some delicious stuff from them before.

>> No.12417538

>>12416549
becoming gay is a choice not a something you're born with

>> No.12417558

>>12417498
>minautor minigun
Please.
I know guy said he didn't want heavy, but I would like to see a beefy strong minotaur in a heavys outfit.

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>>12415363

>25 chapters.

But shield hero gets growing harem, how can this be?

>> No.12417565

>>12417533

Their quality is all over the place and depends on when something was made. They've done some really lazy ones lately. Always good sexy design models, but I want to see less recycled frames and more softness to the fless like their glory days.

Mary Jane has good quality but Non-NTR from them is rare so I barely have anything good from them.
I'm trying to remember the names of some other studios.
Poro can be really really good but has a sameface problem
Some of the premium stuff from Milky like Resort Boin and Kanjo x3 is insane
The premium versions of the bear labels can have fantastic stuff too
Zyx can have great stuff when they put their mind to it.
Honestly, for me it's gotten where I look at the directors and individual shows more than the studio

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Don't forget to hug your daughteru, anons.

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>>12416795
>switch being lumped in with equal

>> No.12417593

>>12417558
oh, team fortress 2?

>> No.12417598

>>12417591
It's all the same to sub/domfags.

>> No.12417599

>>12417591
To be fair, a loving switch relationship can be pretty equal.

>> No.12417608
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>>12417593
I posted this last thread, but it's stupid enough to make me smile when I read it.
>I am heavy tits taur
>And these are my tits
>They weight 10 kgs each and a make 1.2 gallons a day
>Oh my god, who wants milk?
>WHO WANTS MILK?

>AH HA HA HA DRINK SOME MORE

If I had the talent I'd sketch it out.
Might attempt it at least.

>> No.12417617 [DELETED] 

>>12416401
Ebola-chan

>> No.12417622
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12417622

On tonight's episode of MonsterChef!

A determined Cyclops shows that her food certainly doesn't lack depth.

Ramsay: "Absolutely brilliant, you definitely have an eye for quality."

A Wurm almost has a breakdown over her pasta.

Wurm: "I can't cook the spaghettis! They look like little baby me's!"

And a stubborn Apophis used to ruling may be sent home over a more peasantly dish.

Ramsay: "This chicken is drier than your kingdom! Damn. Damn damn damn."

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>>12417617
Best grill

>> No.12417652 [DELETED] 

>>12417632
Fuck you.

>>>/pol/

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>>12417570
Don't forget to dick the daughteru too

>> No.12417667

>>12417622
>Wurm: "I can't cook the spaghettis! They look like little baby me's!"
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

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>>12417538
>becoming gay is a choice

Go back to rapture ready and repent of your sin of fapping to monster girls.

>> No.12417681

What would be the most destructive yuri combination of two lesbian monster girls?

>> No.12417688

>>12417681

/u/ could tell you

>> No.12417701

>>12417538
thats not true

>> No.12417702

>>12417681
Two Wurms, trying to hide their Forbidden Love from the world.

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>>12417701
>>12417678
But anons, some Christians believe that! You can't tell them it's not true, or else it's hate speech! On a somewhat related note, we need more art of chaste monks being tempted.

>> No.12417721

>>12417666
But Salaryorc, that's wrong and you know it!

>> No.12417722

>>12415799
if anything is autistic its the fucking armor descriptions in part one

english motherfucker, we arent all /tg/ crossboarders

>> No.12417726

>>12417722
Shut up and go fetch the breastplate stretcher.

>> No.12417728

>you will never throw potatoes at a cheshire from an autogyro

>> No.12417730

>>12417728
>throwing potatoes at a Cheshire
May I ask why?

>> No.12417733

>>12417730
What would you throw?

>> No.12417738

>>12417733
rocks

>> No.12417744

>>12417733
I'd go for catnip, myself. Hopefully my body is ready.

>> No.12417754

>>12417744
You are in an autogyro. Your body is not ready.


You have died.

>> No.12417767

>>12417728

Autogyros make my heart sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058NelwSkkw

>> No.12417770

>>12417754
she must do crazy squats to have legs strong enough to jump up to an aytogyro

>> No.12417773

>>12417770
>cheshire

>> No.12417775

>>12417770

>Cheshires
>Incapable of double and triple jumping
Tell that to Dan.

>> No.12417780
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What's more redundant than clothes on a slime girl?

>> No.12417796

>>12417707
Someone wrote a story along those lines. Not as good as more pictures, but it's something to kill time with while we wait for eternity for a drawfag to do one.

http://pastebin.com/C1wuvXnb

>> No.12417797

>>12417780

The retards that put normal human ears in addition to the animal ones on catgirls and similar fluffy monstergirls.

>> No.12417804

>>12417780
>redundant
I don't think that word means what you think it means. That said, there are lots of things more redundant.

>Hair extensions on a kejourou
>Water on a mermaid
>Liliraune in general
>A treasure chest inside of a mimic

The list goes on.

>> No.12417805

>>12417797
Double the ears!
Double the hearing!
Twice as hard for men to sneak away!

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>>12417804
>A treasure chest inside of a mimic
>be dating mimic
>be very close
>she asks for you to come over
>she seems nervous
>she goes into her chest and pops out holding a smaller chest
>she opens it up to reveal a ring
>"anon i want to spend the rest of my life with you"

>> No.12417814

>>12417808

>Not having the smaller chest say "Papa"

Ya blew it.

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Previously on the most terrible story ever written.

[Dullahan is still scared of the Dragon.]
http://anonkun.com/stories/Dull-Story/-JFGQHVXOWJNwKso-0aN/Faerie-and-Demon/-JN9FZC1M0XGxD9o1e8n

>> No.12417817

>>12417498
If you're interested in Minnie the Minigun Minotaur, consider using either an expression of bliss, or one of Fuck yeah! I'm shooting a fucking Minigun!

>> No.12417818

>>12417804
>I don't think it means what you think it means
>Redundant
>Adjective
>Not or no longer needed or useful; superfluous
>Clothing on a slime girl is not needed, therefor redundant

>> No.12417820

>>12417814
Yeah, I was totally expecting a babby too.

That aside, would monster girls most often be the ones proposing marriage or is that still a male-driven thing? And I'm talking actual marriage, not take you into a cave and rape you forever marriage.

>> No.12417822

>>12416374
>Kumihos

>> No.12417831
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>>12417815
What the fuck am I looking at?

>> No.12417833

>>12417822
all she wants is some liver

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>>12417818
Huh, I normally think of the unnecessary repetition definition. Still, slimes are technically naked most of the time so them running around naked is immodest. It also tends to look pretty cute when people do dress up their slimes.

>> No.12417841

>>12417808
I never understood the mimic. How they supposed to be attractive? It's fucking chest, I can understand sandworm but this is beyond me

>> No.12417843

>>12416794
wheres the option for other boards

>> No.12417844

>>12417841
she is a peekaboo champion

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>>12417839
It's cute, but still pointless.
Just like heavy clothing an a Yuki Onna.

>> No.12417847

>>12417843
/k/ pls

>> No.12417855

>>12417846
She should be wearing heavy clothing in hot weather, maybe even shivering as everyone else is baking to death

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>>12417847
>/k/

You're welcome here, friend.

>> No.12417858

>>12417847
>/k/ is the only board

you've got refugees from all over 4chan

just think of the OTHER blue board who likes monster girls and can talk about them

>> No.12417859

>>12417846
There're two ways to look at it: thermoregulation, protection and modesty

For thermoregulation most clothes are redundant in general; they're only necessary when it's cold, yet they're expected to be worn year round. Protection follows similar logic.

As for modesty, an unclothed slime is still naked and immodest. All in all slimes not needing clothes is kind of an "eh" thing.

>>12417841
But they're cute girls in a chest. They're also traps in a pretty literal sense, so it's not so much appeal as a woman there, but appeal as loot. Horribly rapey loot.

>> No.12417861

>>12417859
>There're two ways to look at it
Make that three. I forgot to change that number after splitting thermoregulation and protection.

>> No.12417862

>>12417858
What other boards lurk here?
/pol/?

>> No.12417867

>>12417859
Does a slime need to worry about therm o-regulation?
A slime doesn't even need to worry about modesty, it's a slime. It's a large mass of sentient Jello in the shape of a woman.

>> No.12417869

>>12417862
/co/

>> No.12417871
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>>12417862
I didn't want to do this anon

/v/ has been posting here since the /a/ days

>> No.12417874

>>12417808
Mimic-chan is so much cuter than MGE's Mimic.

>> No.12417878

>>12417862
/tg/

>> No.12417881

>>12417862
/m/

>> No.12417882

>>12417862
/k/ and /ck/

>> No.12417883

>>12417862
/ck/

>> No.12417884
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>>12417874
Eh, I'm kinda conflicted there. MGE's mimic may be cosplay tier (it's literally just a girl in a box), but when that girl is dressed in Persian belly-dancer attire and must be some sort of hyper-limber ninja contortionist to fit in the chest...

>> No.12417885

>>12417867
>Does a slime need to worry about therm o-regulation?
Below or near freezing, probably. If it doesn't freeze all the way up it'd at least become more viscous and sluggish. High temperatures might cause water loss to the same effect so it'd want some form of membrane like a rain coat, something to keep temperatures lower or both.

>A slime doesn't even need to worry about modesty, it's a slime. It's a large mass of sentient Jello in the shape of a woman.
First, that's circular logic. Second, they only don't "need" them because they're typically pretty dumb. That's like saying children don't need to be clothed because they're a small mass of sentient meat in the form of a juvenile human.

>> No.12417888

>>12417862
/ck/

>> No.12417891

>>12417884
What's your opinion on mimics with fuckable keyholes?

>> No.12417892

>>12417862
/v/

>> No.12417894

>>12417884
Is that to say that you DON'T like Mimic-chan?

>> No.12417899

>>12417894
>Ahn~! A-Anon-kun! I-Iku--
>IKUUUUUU!
>Coins sprinkle out of the chest in spurts

>> No.12417900
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>>12417891
>What's your opinion on mimics with fuckable keyholes?
I thought that was half of the point
>>12417894
>Is that to say that you DON'T like Mimic-chan?
Nah, I'm just saying that the MGE one is not inconsiderably cute, too.

Though personally my favourite is Blurple

>> No.12417901

>>12417899
It's like an adult pinata, only instead of slapping it with the bat, you poke it!

>> No.12417904

>>12417900
>I thought that was half of the point
Not really? Show me even one picture of a mimic with a keyhole you can stick your dick into.

>> No.12417906

>>12417885
A human kid can't reshape their body into whatever they want. A slime also won't be stupid enough to live in places too hot/cold for them, like humans.

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>>12417904
There's that MGQ Paradox one.
...although fair point that I can't think of any others.
Fine, then, that's half of the point FOR ME

>> No.12417908

>>12417900
>you will never surprisedly meet a piano mimic at your Ghost neighbor's birthday party

>> No.12417909

>>12417908
You mean that spooky house at the end of Emberscale Street?

The family that lives there is up to no good I tell ya.

>> No.12417911

>>12417907
There is mimic in mgqp?

>> No.12417916
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>>12417908
>Ghost neighbor's birthday party
s-spooky

>> No.12417917

>>12417907
Why was MGQP made in RPGmaker?

>> No.12417918

>>12417906
>A human kid can't reshape their body into whatever they want.
Not really relevant when the creature in question wants to be shaped like a human female most of the time. I'm not going to argue that clothes are necessary when they're just a puddle of goo or something, but when they're doing the whole "humanoid woman" thing? Yeah, still necessary.

>slime also won't be stupid enough to live in places too hot/cold for them, like humans.
>Extending the size of your survivable habitat
>Increasing access to mates/food/whatever other resources
>Stupid
No.

>> No.12417919

>>12417909
Hey, say what you will, they're at least better than the family on Cox-Leave Drive.

>> No.12417920

>>12417907
Not that guy, but what's the appeal of fucking the treasure chest instead of the girl inside it?

>> No.12417922

>>12417917
because the old engine was shitty and bug riddled and nearly doubled dev time and ate up resouces

>> No.12417924

>>12417920
The mimic in question has a really weird lower body that completely fills the chest and actually kinda bursts out of it and half breaks it
Her pussy is located right behind the keyhole

>> No.12417925

>>12417911
She's one of the preview girls.
Massively plays up the gloryhole/cum-toilet angle too.

>> No.12417927

>>12417925
So Cardboard Box Mimic and Snake when?

>> No.12417928

>>12417911
>tfw no Delphinus or Setouchi girls will ever get to join my party
>tfw Kenkou and Psychedelic girls will be favored the most
>and the artist who drew Tamamo and the Four Bandits.

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>>12417908
>>12417916
>You walk across the expansive, unkempt front lawn and ring the doorbell.
>You wait, holding a small gift in your hands.
>The door opens, a towering Zombie Girl obviously made up of other people's body parts, answers.
>"GRRAAAARR?!"
"I-I-I-I'm h-h-hear fuh-f-for the b-b-b-b-b-b-"
>"Anon?! Oh I'm so glad you could make it! Come in! Everyone else from school is here too!"
>You awkwardly shuffle past the gargantuan doorwoman and follow the petit loli ghost into the lounge.
Spooky.

>> No.12417931

>>12417928
>shitty girls are dropped
>decent girls by good artists will be favored
I see nothing wrong with this.
I just wish that the entire game could be nothing but designs similar to Shiki's succubi, the bandits and the kitsunes.

>> No.12417932

>>12417908
>piano mimic
Her name is Elise. If you play Für Elise on her, she will take it as a marriage proposal.

>> No.12417935

>>12417929
>turns out Pharaoh bought the best gift for the ghost's birthday party
>again
>Next year, Wight will show her

>> No.12417936
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12417936

>>12415298
>08/25/14
>Already 929 replies

These monster girl threads today are really full of people

>> No.12417938

>>12417935
>Pharaoh having better taste than Wight
Being filthy rich is meaningless if she doesn't have class.

>> No.12417940

>>12417935
>A young Charon assures her that it'll be "Alwight."

>> No.12417942

>>12417940
>implying Charon would even be invited
She always steals the thunder from whoever's party it is with her impeccable stand-up routine and jokes like
>how many Wurms does it take to X

>> No.12417943

>>12417936
Monster Girl love will never die, even when they banish us to some god forsaken board. It'll keep going. We may even end up back on /a/ when a steady supply of crab related materials start getting dumped again.

>> No.12417944
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>>12417936
People love their monster waifus.

>> No.12417945
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12417945

>>12417936
S-sure...
W-we're all people here, r-right?

>> No.12417946

>>12417943
>steady supply
Don't kid yourself, Crab is unreliable.

>> No.12417948

>>12417945
Absolutely. Say, my fellow Human, shall we go drink malt beer with out Drawf-bros and talk smack about Elves and their silly, pointy ears?

>> No.12417950

>>12417945
>W-We're all people here, r-right?
Are trying to say...
That we are all monster girls?

>> No.12417951

>>12417892
>>12417871

>That giant monster girl thread on /v/ yesterday
>people asking where mgg went
>told them /jp/

this is my fault

>> No.12417952

>>12417936
Soon we will return to /a/, stronger than ever before

>> No.12417954
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>>12417951
>yesterday
I went to /v/ yesterday too, to check out the MGS thread. We have better MGS discussions here, for some reason.
Diamond Dicks logo when?

>> No.12417955
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12417955

>Tfw no Asterio gf

>> No.12417956
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12417956

>>12417946
>Promises monster milfs
>Blue balls us with 4komas

Mother fucker.

>> No.12417957

>>12417954
MGS threads have been shit ever since it was announced for steam

a lot of regulars just up and left after the quality started dropping

>> No.12417959
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>>12417950
N-no, that'd be silly!
That a lonely m-monstergirl would browse a thread like this and wish that she could have some of the love that the humanb- that *we* humanboys post?
Hahaha, that would be... r-really pathetic, wouldn't it?
...

>> No.12417961

>>12417952
I don't think so but...We can dream

>> No.12417963

>>12417959
Who would ever let a monster girl use a computer?

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>>12417957
Well I don't know what it was before, but I'm glad to be here, discussing silly Monster Girl Solid stuff.
>>12417959
It would indeed, especially if they were a Moth. I mean Madre de Dios, how lame is that?

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>>12417952
Why would we even want to go back?

>> No.12417972

>>12417968
Much like the Yuki-Onna in your picture, we are not in our natural habitat. We're an invasive species in the eyes of /jp/.

>> No.12417974

>>12417965
what would the big bossof monster girl solid be?

>Prosthetic dick
>eye patches on both eyes
>still wears night vision goggles

>> No.12417975

>>12417972
/jp/ is more welcoming of us than /a/.

>> No.12417977

>>12417974
>Big Boss
Would be Big Boss. Nothing should be changed. He'd just be dealing with Monster Girls instead.
>>12417975
So too did the Yuki-Onna realized when she learned how cold desert nights can be.

>> No.12417979

>>12417858
>>12417862
/v/ and /vg/. Their MG threads are a little boring.
And they lack proper waifu-ing

>> No.12417980

>>12417959
inb4 "there are no humanboys in this thread"

>> No.12417981

>>12417956
Friendly reminder that dumpire is ded now

>> No.12417983

>>12417977
Personally, I think we're better off here than /a/.
But that doesn't stop the fact that all the good times we had were on /a/, therefor we still think fondly of it.


>>12417981
What? Explain further.

>> No.12417984

>>12417980
That's not true, I am a human boy!
...at least I used to be.

>> No.12417985
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>>12417980
Better than the thread being full of spiders.

>> No.12417986

>>12417984
Okay, Pinocchio, whatever you say.

>> No.12417987

>>12417983
Translator dropped dumpire

>> No.12417988
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>>12417985
Spiders aren't scared of big bullies like you!
>>12417986
>Pinocchio
No, he started off as a doll, whereas I was implying the only MG related transformation boys can undergo, Alpification.

>> No.12417989

>you will never be a human stealth posting in a human thread on 69chan in mgcity

>> No.12417990

>>12417988
Gaaaaay

>> No.12417991

>>12417990
It's not gay if you eat the fruit.

>> No.12417992
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>>12417987
Seriously?
God Damn It. Will someone else pick it up?

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12417994

>>12417988
>Spiders aren't scared of big bullies like you!
They should be. I have bug spray.

The next poster is a spider. Do not trust them.

>> No.12417995

>>12417992
No. And Dakini got axed, too. Everything you care about is going to go away forever.

>> No.12417997

>>12417992
ELH tried to grief (or help, whatever) him into picking it back up
Don't know what came of that effort, though

>> No.12418001

>>12417992
No, she is completely ded now
Just like Dakini
Everything you love is dying, anon
It's your fault!

>> No.12418004

>>12417994
>using bug spray on spider girls
You're horrible and I hope you get haunted, and not by a nice Ghost Girl, but by a genuine spook.

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>>12417831

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>>12417988
>An Arachne will never take it upon herself to help you overcome your fear of spiders, no matter how much you might scream and panic.
>And she's not just doing it because she gets off on your fear, she's just concerned, that's it.

>> No.12418009

>>12417997
Why did he stop in the first place?

>>12417995
>axed
As in the translator quit, or it got Mx0'd?

>> No.12418010

>>12418009
>Why did he stop in the first place
Too much work for one guy to do, and someone like you didn't care an awful lot.
>As in
As in axed. Cancelled.

>> No.12418011

>>12417995
Well dakini just ended it didn't get dropped by the translator just got axed in japan

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>>12418004
I actually like arachne. They're some of my favorite types of monster girls. But it would be fun to tease one till she puffs up her cheeks in anger at me before giving her a kiss.

>> No.12418015
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>>12418011
>>12418010
So it DID suffer the same fate as Mx0!

>> No.12418017

>>12417943
>god forsaken board
How is /jp/ forsaken?
I mean, just look at how many replies we got in one day!

>> No.12418018

>>12418014
I would've liked that spider girl if she didn't have such a weird pussy
Seriously, who thought trying to make her pussy look like it's also her spider half's mouth was a good idea?

>> No.12418019
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>>12418014
Oh well. No hauntings for you then.

>> No.12418024

>>12418017
>how many replies we got in one day
That's us, look at the rest of /jp/.

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>>12418018
>who thought trying to make her pussy look like it's also her spider half's mouth was a good idea?
Them elevens, man.

>>12418019
>those chubby cheeks
Hnnnnnnggg!

>> No.12418027

>>12418024
Are you basically telling me that almost every single /jp/ user is here?

>> No.12418030

>>12418027
No, I'm saying that the guy who said /jp/ is godforsaken is correct. The rest of the board is like a ghost town. We're an exception.

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12418031

>>12418015
Stupid fairy

>> No.12418032

>>12418030
KanColle threads more active than mgg

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>>12418031
Lucy was a Mandragora!

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>>12418032
Every post apocalyptic wasteland has a few cities.
>>12418033
Like so?

>> No.12418039

>>12418033
Oh, yeah, I forgot
Stupid useless mandragora being ded

>> No.12418040

>>12418039
>stupid
>useless
She was the best character.

>>12418037
Not exactly.

>> No.12418044

How well would your waifu fair against An army of BETA?

>> No.12418045

>>12418026
What, are you implying that that was even remotely a good idea?

>> No.12418053

>>12418040
It didn't save her from being axed

>> No.12418054

>>12418045
Not in the slightest. I have so many fetishes that I can fap to damn near anything. But I can't quite fap to the idea of sticking my dick into what looks like an actual spiders mouth.

>> No.12418055

>>12417956
I believe the reason this was done was because the magazine's color pages were taken up by another manga and Crabnicholson wanted the milfs to have color pages for an extra long chapter

This might have been a last-minute thing which would also explain the shortness of the 4komas

>> No.12418056

>>12418053
Or the rest of the manga.
Stupid elevens, not liking anything with a good story.

>> No.12418059

>>12418055
>colored MILFs
>extra long chapter of MILFs
I want to believe.

>> No.12418060

>>12418018
That game had fucked designs. The lamia's tail was drawn by someone who's never seen a snake before

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>>12418055
That's probable.
But it still pisses me off.

>> No.12418063

What movie poster do you want monster girl erised

>> No.12418064

>>12418063
Raiders of the Lost Ark

>> No.12418065
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>>12418063
Not a movie poster and it already has Monster Girls in it, but...

>> No.12418066

>>12418063
Back to the Future.
Jurassic Park.

>> No.12418068
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12418068

So, would you betray humanity for a piece of hideauze poon?

>> No.12418069

>>12418064
Which poster and which girl(s)?

>> No.12418071

>>12418065
Don't sexualise the Lady, she is pure.

>> No.12418072

>>12418065
I want to lick the tiefling
Chaste succubutt a shite, though

>>12418068
No? Why would I want to fuck some vaguely humanoid thing?

>> No.12418073

>>12418066
>Jurassic Park
>island full of dinosaur type monster girls
>shit happens
>the main characters have to escape before they're raped to death

>> No.12418074

>>12418069
There definitely need to be lamias and grapesnakes, because Egypt and Jones' fear of snakes

>> No.12418075

>>12418071
>the Lady is pure
The hell she is. Sexual frustration to the third power.
>>12418072
>lick the tiefling
Funny, I share your sentiment.

>> No.12418077

>>12417230
Speaking of Jinko, what is chuffing?

>> No.12418080

>>12418077
It's like purring but for big cats

>> No.12418083

>>12418077
Friendly growling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

>> No.12418084

>>12418077
A South Yorkshire term, a less crude term used in place of fuck.

>> No.12418086

>>12417461
>>12417470
>>12417474
Remember kids, silver and fire. That's the catch-all for Westerra monsters.

>> No.12418087

>>12418068
I would betray the humanity for the sake of betraying humanity

>> No.12418090

>>12418087
Could you be any more edgy?

>> No.12418091

>>12418086
Cast iron/cold iron for anything classified as fey.

>> No.12418092

>>12418091
What is "cold iron"?

>> No.12418094
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12418094

Which monsters make the best mothers?

>> No.12418096

>>12418092
Cast iron, wrought iron. Same thing as "cold iron". For fey it's about like silver is for were-monsters.

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>>12418094

>> No.12418100

>>12418090
Maybe. I just want to set the world on fire

>> No.12418101

>>12418094
Echnida, Holstaurus, any insect queens.
>>12418096
But in the Witcher silver works on all monsters... are you saying the polacks are wrong?

>> No.12418102 [DELETED] 

>>12418098
Aww, does the wittle Succbutt want to have her head patted? I think she does!
*pat, pat*

>> No.12418103

>>12418098
>Mommy, I want some water...
>Go away, you're ruining my life and my relation with my boyfriends!
>B-but mom-
>GO. AWAY.

>> No.12418105

>>12418094
You posted her.

>> No.12418106

>>12418096
>silver is for were-monsters.
No, silver counteracts evil. Silver burns a vampire's skin. The sight of it inspires fear in nearly every monster, and it should kill any undead.

>> No.12418107

>>12418101
>But in the Witcher silver works on all monsters
Never heard of silver working on fey, personally. Then again I'm going off of Celtic fey mythology which influenced the fey in D&D. Fey take extra damage from cold iron weapons in that.

Speaking of Celtic fey, that's what the Leanan Sidhe are from. Gaelic is a funky language. Sidhe is pronounced "shee". And that's not even the worst regarding how it's spelled and how it's actually spoken.

>> No.12418108

>>12418106
I never said silver was -only- for were-monsters. I only said that cold iron affects fey like silver does for were-monsters.

>> No.12418109

>>12418107
>never heard
You never played the Witcher? Never read the books? You need to get out of here and get to it. Stories of a man who slays monsters as a profession and lays monster girls as a hobby. The best RPGs of our time. And the books aren't all that bad either.

>> No.12418113

>>12418105
>"Mom, can I have a hug?"
>"Sure, sweetie!"
>the mother and daughter hug each other in the most heartwarming of ways
>every anon in a 7 mile radius dies from cardiac arrest

>> No.12418114

>>12418109
>You never played the Witcher? Never read the books?
Nope and nope. I think I downloaded it back when it first came out. But at the time my computer couldn't run it well enough to play. So I deleted it and just forgot about it. I suppose I'll grab it again and try it out sometime.

>> No.12418115

>>12418114
The first game was a little raw and buggy as I recall, the second was already top notch and the third is looking to be better than anything else coming out that year, including The Phantom Pain. So yes, you should grab it.

>> No.12418116

>>12418113
I sure know I would, gotta keep my mind on the field work and not the fight going on between the heart in my penis and the hear in my chest.

>> No.12418118

>>12418109
>The best RPGs of our time.

That's not DivOS

>> No.12418124

>>12418116
I could do others, but anons might get pissed and Mods might ban me.

>> No.12418126

>>12418124
Other what? Greentexts or other monster girls?

>> No.12418128

>>12418115
I don't keep up with vidya as much as I once did. Hell, I've only within the past few months gotten around to actually playing the Bioshock series.

>>12418118
I did grab that recently and played it a bit. Which I have to say has surprised me since I hadn't played what I would call a good top-down RPG in years. Between the banter you can do between your two characters and the terrain/weather/spell interactions I've been impressed so far.

>> No.12418129

>>12418118
>DiVOS
Whatever that is...
>>12418124
This isn't /a/, you're fine.

>> No.12418134

>>12418129
>you're fine
I'll believe that when someone draws an Ushi Oni in a wedding dress.

>> No.12418137
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>>12418134
A Santa is fine too, right?

>> No.12418145

>>12418137
No.

>> No.12418148

>>12418145
What if there's a wedding gown in the box?

>> No.12418150

>>12418148
Ushi-oni are incredibly overrated

>> No.12418152

>>12418148
There isn't. It's rape. It's always rape.

>> No.12418153

>>12418152
How do you put rape in a box? Unless it's a mimic...
>>12418150
>incredibly overrated
No they're not.

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>>12418153

>> No.12418158

>>12418155
Oh. I guess I was wrong. But 40 lbs? That's not a lot.

>> No.12418165

>>12418148
Then it's ruined from being forced into the tiny box. You don't do that shit to them.


Aw fuck it.

>Penguin Girl
>"WAK WAK WAK, WAKA WAK WAK"
>"WAK WAK, WAK!"
>the two girls hug each other in a slightly homosexual manner
>and everyone lived happily ever after, until the penguin family was killed off by Orcas.

>> No.12418168

>>12418165
Based orcas
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1159252

>> No.12418171

>>12418168
I thought only Dolphins had sex with people of their own volition.

>> No.12418172
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12418172

How monstrous do you like your monstergirls?

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>>12418172
I like some more monstrous than others.

>> No.12418179

Best love stories ever told
http://exhentai.org/g/732543/9f77d022d4/
http://exhentai.org/g/454513/da4c896822/
NTR where MC offs himself is the best NTR

>> No.12418183

I can't think of shit with this headache and being limited to mother/daughter ideas, so I'll just wing it now.

>Dragon
>wake up
>go to living room
>everything of value is no longer there
>your PS4, PS3, WIIU, Computer, games, ect are all gone
>you then go over to your daughteru's room and open the door
>everything that was in gone from the living room is on you little girl's bed, and is arranged into a little fort
>your daughter peeks her head up from inside of it, and upon seeing you, slowly sinks back down

>> No.12418184

>>12418183
>Your wife's in there too

>> No.12418185

>>12418183
Somebody should draw this, it's fucking cute as... as anything. Dragon Girls are best daughterus.

>> No.12418186

>>12418183
My PS3 and PS4!
How I'm supposed to play MGS5 now?

>> No.12418187

>>12417570
so cute

>> No.12418188

>>12418184
>the wife is roleplaying as the kidnapped princess
>you have to be the knight who comes to rescue her, daring the daughter's Home Alone style traps
>after you succeed, you make another daughter
Yes.
>>12418186
But... it's not out yet. Unless you're writing these posts from the future, in which case get off your flying cellphone scooter, and think!

>> No.12418194

>>12418129
DivOS is Divinity: Original Sin, a cRPG developed by Larian Studios early this year. It's really really fucking good. Like a DnD campaign put into computer world.

>> No.12418197

>>12417927
Silly, anon, it's already a thing

>> No.12418198

>>12418158
40 pounds/sec

>> No.12418199

>>12418194
Never heard of it. I will look it up, but I remain skeptical as to whether it is justified to claim it's better than the Witcher.
>>12418197
Then post it.

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>>12418197
oops

>> No.12418202

>>12418200
>3DPD
Fuck you. Please delete image.

>> No.12418204

>>12418202
>2D picture slapped on box
>3DPD
Wot

>> No.12418209

>>12415624
Wurm with a Flammenwerfer

>> No.12418211

>>12418209
>Roar! I'm a Dragon!
Aww.

>> No.12418215

>>12418209
>Est und flammemwerfer!
>Flam-flamfy Wurm?
>Nein!
>Hi Flamfy! You're 9? My names Wurmina and I'm 25! Let's be friends okay?

>> No.12418224

>Ryu
>at the beach with your Ryu wife and daughter
>you're building a sand castle with your little girl, while your wife is taking a swim
>as the two of you finish making a sand castle fit for Alexander The Great, some surfer douchebag decides to destroy it with a few well placed kicks
>The surfer begins to laugh like an asshole as your daughter begins bawling
>filled with unearthly amounts of fatherly rage, you deck the fucker with enough force to break his jaw
>you then begin to console your daughter
>she eventually stops, shortly after you mention buying her icecream
>And you all lived happily ever after, except the surfer, who landed on a stonefish

>> No.12418230

>>12418224
>stonefish
Is that the regular poisonous kind, or the Monster Girly kind with aphrodisiacs?

>> No.12418235

>>12418230
Regular kind.

>> No.12418238

>>12418235
That's... horrible. Couldn't you have made Ryu mom resolve things in a humiliating but non-violent way?

>> No.12418240

>>12418209
>nazi wurm
Oh shi~

>> No.12418241

>>12416260
Minotaur. We'd beat the shit out of eachother untill I grow to be worthy of her.

>> No.12418242

>>12418238
No. You are a both a father and a man.

>> No.12418243

>>12418224
you mean
>you get jailed for murder and your waifu and daughteru died in poverty/NTRed you

>> No.12418249

>>12418243
If you want it to end like that, then that's how it ends.

>> No.12418251

>>12418242
>being a father and a man means you solve issues through violence
I pity you.

>> No.12418257

>>12418064
http://imgur.com/EMyCK7b

Here's where I am so far. Do you mind Indy being a Salamander? I think the grin fits.

Any requests for the other characters?

>> No.12418264

>>12418257
Replace Marion with anon or some other variant of human boy, so this doesn't turn into a yuri.

>> No.12418266

>>12418257
Holy shit he's actually doing it.

>> No.12418270

>>12418251
How would you respond to some asshole destroying your little muffin's sandcastle and laughing about it?


>Wurm
>you're sitting in a bathtub, enjoying a bath
>your Wurm daughter suddenly bursts in
>"HEY DAD, CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME HAIR DRYER!"
>before you can tell her to not come near the bath with it, it slips from her hands and lands in the tub
>electricity surges through you as you're fried from the inside out
>when it's finally over, you're a limp corpse in the bath
>your daughter doesn't know what's going on, and leaves to go watch Breaking Bad after poking you with a cardboard tube a few times

>> No.12418271
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12418271

I'll take "Things you should never ask a Centaur" for 500, Alex.

>> No.12418274

>>12418091
Nah, get yourself a sky Iron pendant. That fucks up most fey and anything earth based.

>> No.12418277

>>12418270
>Wurm doesn't know what death is
We went through this with the goldfish.
>How would you respond
I'd ask my waifu to use her water magic to break the plumbing in his house, causing water damage by the time he gets home.

>> No.12418278

>>12418264
What does anon look like in monster girl universe? Somehow I don't see a green guy with NO PICTURE AVAILABLE fitting well

>> No.12418280

>>12418277
Do you even know where he lives?

>> No.12418282

>>12418251
>A grown man intentionally makes your child cry out of pure spite
>Not destroying every record of his existence and shattering his physical being
Some father you are.

>> No.12418286

>>12418277
That's pretty pussy bro.

>> No.12418288

>>12418280
Magic only requires his name, and an arrogant surferboy like him, he'd say it out loud.
>>12418282
A better one than you, going to prison for the rest of your life and leaving your daughteru without a father and wife without a husband over something so meaningless is just horrible.

>> No.12418290

>>12418288
Because that's what happens, anytime anybody punches anybody else they go to jail forever.

>> No.12418291

>>12418288
You don't really get that long of a sentence for murder, really.

>> No.12418295

>>12418288
>implying you'd get arrested in the lawless hellhole of MGC

>> No.12418299

>>12418290
>punches
What part of
>Not destroying every record of his existence and shattering his physical being
implies "punches"? Am I Saitama?
>>12418291
Maybe not, but I'm assuming I'd be raped to death in Monster Girl Prison.

>> No.12418302

>>12418299
Maybe you're one punch man. But I was more referring to the earlier posts of just decking him.

>> No.12418303

>>12418302
>referring to the earlier posts
But those weren't relevant after>>12418282

>> No.12418305

>>12418303
Well I made them relevant again.

>> No.12418309

>>12418305
By disregarding what we were actually talking about. You don't see the problem here? I wasn't talking about punching, you were. So what's the problem here? Why are we arguing?

>> No.12418310

>>12418303
>Implying you'll go to prison in a fantasy setting

>> No.12418311
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Drawfags, I summon you

>> No.12418312

>>12418270
>implying it's plugged in to any power source
>Implying Wurm isn't just supremely impressed with it and doesn't even know what it does

>> No.12418315

>>12418264
Is the lass tied to the burning pole the same girl as the one on the right?

>> No.12418318

>>12418310
Monster Girl Prison, where the Oni gangs keep humans as their bitches.
>>12418312
>Look Daddy, a lazzer gunn!

>> No.12418321

>>12418299
They'd probably rape you until they're bored, then trade you for a cigarette.

>Wurm again
>you wake up in your bed in a cold sweat
>you look around your room
>guess it was just a nightmare
>you notice something to your right
>it's your daughter, and she's holding a bloody knife
>"Let's play together, dad. Forever and ever!"
>you jump out of bed to run away, but trip over something
>it's your wife's headless body
>you manage to get back up and dash out of the room
>but something tackles you to the ground
>"You can't escape my love, father!" your daughter cackles out
>everything goes black as your daughter's cackles echos about
>you wake up in bed again, with a poorly made cake sitting on your night stand
>it has "Happy Father's Day!" written on it with red icing

>> No.12418322

>>12418321
Yandere a shit.

>> No.12418325

>>12418321
>cigarette
Nah, they'd use condoms as currency to avoid making babies all the time.

>> No.12418326

>>12418321
What are you even doing?

>> No.12418328

>>12418326
I don't even know anymore.

>> No.12418331

If there was a war going on between humanity and monster girls, and assuming you had info that could make or break the war for either side, would you betray your race? Assuming it meant you got your ideal monster waifu and your dream lifestyle.job?

>> No.12418336

>>12418331
*dream lifestyle or job

>> No.12418338

>>12418331
Yes, I would betray my own for that.

>> No.12418341

>>12418331
Fuck humanity it's already shit.

>> No.12418346

>>12418341
Would monster girls save humanity?

>> No.12418347

>>12418168
I want a reverse side where the orca is all "Sorry, series-of-clicks-denoting-childhood-friend-female-orca, but your loose vagina can no longer satisfy me since I've learned how tight human vaginas are. Please don't think badly of me."

>> No.12418348

>>12418331
Yes. Humans are parasites with decaying morals forged in deceit. I'd gladly welcome the incubi masterrace. Honeslty I wouldn't even think twice. I mean,
>inb4 edge
But yeah.

>> No.12418349

So, what did you all think of my Ryu story?

>> No.12418355

>>12418331
In a heartbeat.
Race traitor? Sure, but human women are black holes that consume all of your money, happiness and youth.

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>>12418338
>>12418341
>>12418348
>>12418355
> All this race treason
If anyone ever questioned the need for an Inquisition to supplement the Paladin order, let their folly be shown to the world

>> No.12418358

>>12418331
I pretty much would. Humans have a lot going for them, but you get bored of all the wars and bureaucratics after a while. I'd feel uncomfortable if it meant the death or enslaving of every single other human, but put monstergirls in positions of leadership and authority, and I think I'd enjoy the world much more.

>> No.12418360

>>12418357
It's not treason if I become an Incubus. Or an Alp. So there!

>> No.12418362

>Elf
>you're sitting on your comfy leather chair, watching Jumanji, when your wife and daughter come into the room in prostitute's attire
>"Dad! We made a lot of money tonight! Can we take the rest of today off?"
>you slap both your wife and kid upside the head
>"Bitch, there's still 3 hours left before your shift ends! Get back out there and make more money!"
>"B-BUT DA-"
>you slap her upside the head again
>they both leave and go back to whoring themselves out

>> No.12418363

>>12418357
Blind loyalty a shit. When human women can actually offer happiness, they'll be an option.

>> No.12418364

>>12418357
>posting the Chosen Undead
He's a Monster already.
>>12418362
You need to stop that shit now. Make Jumanji with Monster Girls instead.

>> No.12418365

>>12418363
I dont think anyone can offer happiness, it's something you have to find yourself.

>> No.12418366

>>12418365
A rare pearl of wisdom.

>> No.12418369

>>12418364
>Jumanji with Monster Girls instead
I was going to go the the day care route later in the day, but I'll give that some thought.

>> No.12418370

>>12418369
>With Robin Williams dead, they will remake Jumanji
>it will star Adam Sandler
Anyone who still believes in humanity, what say you?

>> No.12418372

>>12418331
I would rather fight for peaceful coexistence, and would die for it, if need be. Maybe my death means some anon will get his weresheep waifu.

>> No.12418373

>>12418357
>The sole progress of humanity has been under the yoke of fear of a painful afterlife
>Every thing good in humanity can be attributed to delusions and snide one-up-manship.
>And yet we must preserve this race
Pffft please. I'd rather become an incubus and spend eternity with muh waifu.

>> No.12418374

>>12418372
>dying for something
No anon, you need to LIVE for something to make a difference. Your death will mean nothing and help no-one, least of all yourself.

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>>12418363
A little bit of lamia tail on the side I could forgive.
But when it becomes make or break time and you choose to turn mankind into a Vichy species ruled by a slutubus god, that I cannot forgive.

Fucking a few monstergirls and maybe sireing a few daughterus: sinful
Consciously selling out the destiny of the human race to the dark powers: mortal sinful

>> No.12418383 [DELETED] 

>>12418381
>sinful
But I don't follow your religion, why would I care about your concept of sin?

>> No.12418386

>>12418381
That picture reminds me of a Mark Twain novel...

>> No.12418392 [DELETED] 

>>12418383
>*Tips bonnet*

>> No.12418394 [DELETED] 

>>12418392
That doesn't address my point at all!

>> No.12418397 [DELETED] 

>>12418394
You don't know the secret bonnet sign language?

I'm afraid you have no place in these threads.

>*taps bonnet twice*

>> No.12418406 [DELETED] 

>>12418397
>telling an outsider about the sign language
Tonight, you.

>> No.12418414 [DELETED] 

>>12418406
Bring it on.

>*takes off bonnet, puts it on again*

>> No.12418425

All this talk of bonnets makes me want to write.

>> No.12418426 [DELETED] 

>>12418414
Okay, I'll turn of the heat while you sleep, causing you to hibernate. While you hibernate, I'll draw something embarrassing on your forehead with a permanent marker. Take that!

>> No.12418428 [DELETED] 

Guys, stop being fags or else I'll start talking about Metroid Other M.

>> No.12418431

>>12418425
What about? Lizard Girls whiteknighting? Whatever it is, please do.
>>12418428
We're all fags of one kind or another in here.

>> No.12418432

>>12418431
>whiteknight lizard girl
>saves numerous men trying to score with them
>never does
>blackknight gets laid constantly

>> No.12418433 [DELETED] 

>>12418428
You wouldn't.

>> No.12418434

>>12418432
So who's the Black Knight? A Dullahan? A Salamander?

>> No.12418437

>>12418434
Rapist Lamia bitch with a bigger bust and is slutty and puts out constantly.

>> No.12418442

>>12418331
It doesn't matter, people aren't cruel by and large. At least, that's what I believe. I believe any sapient species would prefer peace to slavery. Any side I give the info to will end the war and provide humanitarian aid.

>20 captcha attempts
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>> No.12418443

>>12418442
>would prefer peace to slavery
I think you're misunderstanding, the choice isn't between peace and slavery, it's between peace as slaves or freedom with war.

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>>12418064
There you go

>> No.12418446

>>12418443
How violent is the slavery?

That's for argument's sake though, I'd still report to the pro-human army.

>> No.12418449

>>12418446
>how violent
Depends on the Monster. Is your new owner a sadistic Dark Elf or a meek Holstaurus?

>> No.12418450

>>12418445
Perfect.

>> No.12418452

>>12418445
Neat. Now do Planescape!>>12418065

>> No.12418454

>>12418452
Sorry I need to jerk off and go to sleep.

>> No.12418455

>>12418454
This man's living the life.

>> No.12418456

>>12418454
I hope you dream of Nazi Lamias interrogating you.

>> No.12418458

>>12418445
Do Back to the Future please.

>> No.12418462

>>12418434
Kikimora. Her old master died and she became the terror of the realm because she will submit to no one else.

>> No.12418493

>>12418462
>Maid powers are absolute. If it's dirty it will be cleaned. this great power is overlooked because usually it is attributed to the household chores.
>Kikimora loses her master to a group of paladins, and somewhere along the line convinces herself that what is in need of cleaning is the order
>Sweeps through the battlefield like death incarnate, cleansing the order in fire and soaking the fields in blood.

>> No.12418496

>>12418493
Roberta?

>> No.12418500
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>>12418493
>>12418496
Well drawfags, get to it!

>> No.12418504

>>12418349
If you're still here I loved it, like all of your stories. This was certainly one of your best, if not the best, of your stories, its awesome to see how much range you have, I kind of marathoned all your stories the past couple hours and can say I love them all. I look forward to you putting more stuff out there and I'll be sure to read it as soon as I get the chance.

>> No.12418507

>>12417796
oh man that's scary, and nice.

>> No.12418510
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12418510

As good a time to post this as any.

Aviators Chapter 3 is finished, harpy bros (warning for lewd): http://pastebin.com/ZXif2S3a

Sorry for the delay. It's still a rough draft, so comments and criticism is much appreciated. I hope you enjoy it.

>> No.12418511

/a/ here.

Has TF dumped chapter27 yet?

>> No.12418514

>>12418511
There is no chapter 27, only the filler with the sofa cube.

>> No.12418515

>>12418514
oh... wasn't it supposed to be in August or he was reffering to the filler?

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>>12418215

>> No.12418519

>>12418515
It was supposed to be in August, yes, but we got the filler INSTEAD. Rejoice!

>> No.12418520

>>12418504
Thank you very much! I'm hoping to write more as the muse strikes. The writing bug seems to be hitting me harder right now. I'll see what more creations I can come up with and finish off the sexy chapters I've promised.

I'm really glad the Ryu story was so well received by you. I kept imagining it being read in the voice of the little kid from the old samurai movies ala Kill Bill and his voice changing and growing as he did.

Hopefully I can expand the Ryu story into an even more detailed version, but I liked the payoff of it. The whole misbegotten child and the love of the river playing a big part together. Becoming as beloved as of the River God as he loves the river.

I've been rereading some of my stories and fixing little errors here and there. I'll see what inspires and hits me next. The Tarrasque story is tempting me too. Just for the difference of taking a grown and adult, well trained and powerful hero and getting him into a situation where he and the Tarrasque are together rather then destroying one another.

I wish I could find this one picture of a Mimic girl too that I had that had a beautiful busty Mimic girl but also had a thick slurpy tongue moving on the box. That is one of the things I based it on.

>> No.12418533

>>12418520
It was a really beautiful story and I could tell you put a lot of time into it. One of the things I like most about stories like this is the simple act of the assholes getting whats coming to them, like the rival is barley even acknowledged as a bug and all the racist townsfolk are basically told "Nope, fuck you assholes, you're wrong" It just makes me crack up whenever that happens. Just the way that you write is awesome to me so keep doing what your doing, loved all your stories so far and I don't see that changing anytime soon.

>> No.12418534

http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7
So I've come at a bit of an impasse where I know where I want to go with this story but I don't know how to get it there. I think it's because I'm unhappy with the dialogue, which has always been my weakness. Any writefags with tips?

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>>12418533
Now I'm totally jealous of this guy, getting praised like that...

>> No.12418538

>>12418534
The "e" in nope isn't pronounced at all. That's the limit of my ability.

>> No.12418541

>>12418533
Haha! Thank you! I completely agree there. I love those parts of the stories. Its why Dresden keeps making me grin repeatedly.

>>12418534
I'll read it and see. You might be satisfied with a one shot though. Rusalka aren't exactly conclusive to a long term romance and pair-bonding. Though a really subby white knight could be happy keeping one fed and receiving all the love in the world in exchange for it.

>> No.12418546

>>12418535
Give me a link to your stuff, I'm not too hard to impress but its easy for me to dislike something and hard to get me to actually praise something. My tastes confuse even me sometimes.

>> No.12418550
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Damnit Crab. Wheres bitchy harpy?

>> No.12418551

>>12418546
I didn't say it to be praised, b-baka.
http://pastebin.com/u/Alpanon

>> No.12418553

>>12418541
>Though a really subby white knight could be happy keeping one fed and receiving all the love in the world in exchange for it.
;_; But that's exactly where I'm trying to go with it. But less of a "I'm a sub" tone and more of a, "Its worth it" tone.

>> No.12418555

>>12418550
I'm confused as to what you actually do. Why do you keep posting samples for antgirls? And why do people seem to appreciate it?

>> No.12418557

>>12418550
So what's with Crabman anyway? I mean, does he really have the kind of stress that justifies this... tardiness?

>> No.12418559

>>12418551
Hey, I loved your stuff! Though some of the weird side stories with other characters made me WTF.

Pity you lost all those earlier chapters. That still makes me exceedingly sad. I wish I'd saved them.

>>12418553
Cool! And yeah. Some submissive and masochistic tendencies would really help in a Rusalka relationship. I'll read the story after I make breakfast.

>> No.12418560

>>12418557
>Turns out its an autobiography of his life
>Less of a manga and more a diary
>Is actually a extra-dimensional traveller who wishes to share his experiences with the realities that aren't blessed with monstergirls.

>> No.12418561

>>12418535
It totally feels great. I love being praised.

Except for that time Alpanon told not to call him senpai or he'd *notice* me.

Still don't know what that means.

>> No.12418562

>>12418550
I wonder if Bitchy Harpy isn't going to be a long term partner. The story is that he gets one girl from each of the races, right? At least, that's what that one preview/alternate story seemed to indicate.

I'd have nothing wrong with delicious brown harpy staying around, but having both her and blackwing harpy seems superfluous when she is supposed to be his guide/maingirl.

>> No.12418563

>>12418534
I'm waiting for more. I don't like mermaids too much but Rusalkas have my interest.

>> No.12418564

>>12418559
>lost all those earlier chapters
It's not really losing if you delete them on purpose.
>>12418561
I was implying alp-rape.

>> No.12418566

>>12418562
The Friend Zone exists. She could be stuck in it for the rest of the series.

>> No.12418568

>>12418564
I enjoyed the start of their relationship there at least. Him mistaking her for a boy and getting all sorts of disturbing feelings before learning he is a she now but was a he before but is a she now.

And that one chapter where she used her tailtip for the first time was delightful.

>> No.12418571

>>12418560
>crabman gets killed and his devices stolen
>sudden reports that a man dressed in a coat has been visiting members of the controversial imageboard 4chan have been disappearing
>leaving notes about dimensions or some shit
>people assumewe were a cult andkilled ourselves omewhere


MEANWHILE IN MG CITY

>a large group of assorted NEETS move into the city
>its midnight

>> No.12418574

>>12418563
Well I've gotta finish an essay and a report which is due soonish, but once I'm done with that hopefully I can just devote the next few weeks to writing because it's been a long while. And There are a lot of ideas about monstergirls I have that don't really get explored in much detail. Like ara ara cake Baphomet.

>> No.12418575

>>12418571
>"HUNTING TIME GIRLS! FRESH MEAT!"

>> No.12418580

>>12418568
>delightful
It was indeed. I'll probably recreate that scene for my new story.

>> No.12418582

>>12418580
Excellent!

>> No.12418584

>>12418575
>goto the police center
>send the most alpha NEET to e our rep
>hear moaning and sceams from the station
>get the fuck out
>setting up camp
>do a headcount
>several people missing
>several people you dont recognize
>swear you see claws on that hoodie guy
>pretty sure humans dont have tails

>> No.12418585

>>12418582
It's going to be a while though. The chapter after the duel will have a lot of ara ara Cat Girl.

>> No.12418590

>>12418555
>being this new

>> No.12418593

>>12418585
No rush and no worries. I understand the writing bug as much as anyone. Sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn't.

>> No.12418594

>>12416376
Cats with blue eyes exists. One of my "neighbors" own one.

>> No.12418599

>>12418584
>the rules of the game are to survive unraped for 72 hours
How much money should the prize be for you to enter Monster Girl City Survivor?
>>12418593
>sometimes it hits, sometimes it doesn't
That's not what I meant, I meant that there's a lot of stuff that's going to happen before Andrea even becomes a girl, much less grows a tail capable of acting as a masturbatory aid.

>> No.12418602

>>12418564
In strangely ok with that Alp-senpai.

>> No.12418603

>>12418599
>How much money should the prize be for you to enter Monster Girl City Survivor?
You get to live with the monstergirl that you form the strongest connection to. This is all the prize I'd need.

>> No.12418605

>>12418602
Fine, I'll go shopping for rope tomorrow.

>> No.12418607

>>12416731
You've never read up on any fucking mythology, have you?
Yeah, most of the time they just straight up murders your ass.

>> No.12418612

>>12418599
The prize would be an unshattered pelvis

>> No.12418618

>>12418599
>How much money should the prize be for you to enter Monster Girl City Survivor?
You win a mg waifu. Isn't that enough prize?

>> No.12418625

>>12418599
A rent free house

>> No.12418631

>>12418571
>after all the normal anons get instantly defeated and turned into househusbands, the mysterious man starts bringing wizard anons into the city
>the wizards start causing mayhem
>the man records all of it and turns it into a best-selling ecchi shounen manga

>> No.12418639

>>12418625
>Some Anon gets an apartment in MGC
>All the buildings around Anon raises in value because there's a young human living nearby
>Anon becomes a reverse nigger (I mean the real kind of nigger. The Detroit kind).

>> No.12418654

>>12418311
when it evolves the fungus takes over killing the parasect
its like an insect girl that transforms into a mantango

>> No.12418661

>>12418654
That reminds me, I really want to write a story with a Mad Hatter girl. Especially with her pants that split open at the crotch to bare her pussy so she can fuck you on your lap while clothed and drinking tea.

You become her Teachair. It'd be awesome.

But I'm not sure if I have the verbage and wordsmithing to write that kind of crazy. I'll see.

>> No.12418663

>>12418654
>The last of us
>mg style

>> No.12418665

>>12418661
>becoming a Teachair
Goddamit, why does everyone else always come up with this stuff?

>> No.12418674

>>12418663
>Joel is replaced by an ara ara MG
>Ellie becomes a shota
Yes.

>> No.12418678

>>12418661
>implying she wont fuse you with a tree and use you as a fuckstation after you accidentally drink her crazy ass tea

>she randomly gives you a vorpal blade after complaining about the jabberockys

>> No.12418683

>>12418678
You could use the blade she gave you, or you could be using... The Wabbajack!

>> No.12418686

>>12418551
Sorry I had work to do. I'm a little over half way done with the first chapter and so far I'm sorry to say its not really my cup of tea, I'll finish it off and give you an update if you want. Though clearly from reading this thread and previous ones I can see you obviously have some fans so don't let my opinion stop you

>> No.12418689

>>12418678
>She tattoos "Vorpal Blade" down the side of your shaft.

>> No.12418692

>>12418686
>not really my cup of tea
I know, it sucks. Don't bother with the rest of it.

>> No.12418695

>>12418665
It'd be even more comfortable then being the Anubis' throne like in .less' picture. She had a really hard stone throne he was sitting on.

At least as her tea chair, you could totally relax against comfortable cushions as she wiggles and bounces on your lap as she exchanges quips with the March Hare. Whose thighfur is utterly soaked with listening to you squelch.

>'CHAAAAANGE PLAAAACES!'

>You will never be one of the chairs at a Mad Hatter tea party where she and all her guests take turns riding your cock as they swap around seats seemingly at random.

>> No.12418699

>>12418695
>Change places
You've done it man. You've finally broken me. Oh the horrors of the comfy chair...

>> No.12418710

>>12418699
Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.

>> No.12418712

>>12418692
Hey I didn't say that man, different people have different opinions. Its just not my kind of story but I know other people like it.

>> No.12418713

>>12418445
Yes.

>> No.12418714

>>12418695
You realize this has to be written and/or drawn now, right?

>> No.12418718

>>12418712
>it's just not my kind of story
Then please stop wasting your time on it. It hasn't improved much.
>>12418714
That would wonderful, but who would draw it? And would staring at anyone help?

>> No.12418728

>>12417944
Is this...Kikimora?

>> No.12418739

>>12418718
Not sure which drawing is a fan of Mad Hatter, but staring always helps.

>> No.12418742

>>12418739
*drawfag

Fuck you, phone.

>> No.12418748

>>12418714
>'CHAAAAAANGE PLAAAAACES!'
>How many times has it been? You can't really tell.
>Ever since you stumbled into this strange Demon Realm, its been one insane moment after another. From being chased and teased by a grinning catgirl, to hiding from a stoic, cold eyed dragon girl who had two mouth tentacles extending from her sides that cackled and laughed lewdly from moment to moment.
>Finally you found... the Tea Party.

>At first it seemed like a welcome relief, you could finally sit down on a large, comfortable chair and relax. Sure, the monsters pretty much forced you into the chair and chattered on nonsensically as you tried to enjoy your tea.
>Who the hell puts /butter/ in tea?
>Still, it wasn't too bad. You were so tired... but the caffeine in the tea was clearly waking you up.
>The great outdoor tea party had a number of guests. The host was a tapper woman with a large hat that looked oddly spongy to the touch. She was conversing madly with a grinning, jabbering rabbit girl with enormous pink fluffy leg fur and a very sleepy mousegirl in a giant teapot.
>You smiled even, enjoying the humor and the singing.
>And then you said the wrong fucking thing.
>"You know... come to think of it, its probably my Unbirthday too."
>"IT IIIIIIS?!"
>Echoed by the others... it was the start. Your arms, resting on the arms of the chair, were suddenly clamped down by soft yet irresistible bands.
>The party began.
>Everyone was invited it seemed. The lost little girl succubus who you lost control and raped, and then ran away from despite her begging you to stay. The damn cat and her leering grin and her teases. The dragon herself, the Jabberwock, who sat disdainfully and sipped her tea. She didn't even try to sing, only monotoned the words of their unbirthday song. Her laughing tentacle mouths gabbered and chortled along with the melody.

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>>12418739
As you wish.
>Jii~

>> No.12418757

>>12418748

>They must have slipped something in the tea, because you couldn't get soft, you couldn't fall asleep or fall unconscious despite how many times you came. You can't stop producing semen either. Your body feels like it is on fire and everything, from the taste tea they give you to the touches on your body by the party guests only inflames the pleasure you feel.

>And they began to take turns in the 'Unbirthday Chair'.

>> No.12418760

>>12418748
Please Dave, stop. You're hurting me. I can feel my mind going, Dave. I can feel it.
>>12418757
And yet you continue. I'm too old for this.

>> No.12418768

>>12418748
If this ends in an unbirthing scenario, I swear to God...

>> No.12418772

>>12418757
>The little girl Succubus bounced on your cock as she sang along to the songs, eating cake and not seeming to understand the fact that you were having sex. She just wiggled and bounced and squirmed until you exploded inside of her.
>She even kisses you cutely on the cheek and says 'Very Merry Unbirthday, papa!' as she pulls herself off when the call to Change Places occurs.

>The March Hair giggled and hopped, bouncing and sloshing tea and butter and sugar everywhere. She went wild on your lap. Wiggling her pussy ontop your helplessly erect cock and flicking her ears in your face. She bounced so hard and so fast you were worried your cock would be injured.

>The little mouse girl dozed on your lap even with your cock inside her. As she slept, her insides... did things to you. They writhed and pulsed and slurped as she gave the cutest little snores and yawns. Half murmuring along with the tweety music from the seemingly animated teapots. She was utterly adorable, and gave you a searing orgasm that drooled out of her tiny body. She woke up and gave you a sweet kiss before falling into a teapot and being handed down the table.

>That damn cat leered at you as she rode you, turning your 'Unbirthday' chair around so she could ride you face to face and still look at the party goers. The inside her her pussy had ridges that seemed made to stimulate your cock, and her purring right into your ear and lewd, teasing comments were blindingly erotic. You came in her twice with her shit-eating grin never fading from her face.

>Then it was the Jabberwocky's turn.

>> No.12418788

>>12418007
This hit close to home. Suddenly reminded of a dream I had where I was being hugged by an overly friendly Arachne. Nothing sensual, more comforting than anything, like she was trying to tell me everything was going to be alright.

>> No.12418797

>>12418772
Yes. This is a good death.

>> No.12418799

>>12418772
Anon, I'm at work. Please, my penis can only be so erect.

K-keep going!

>> No.12418803

>>12418788
>dreaming of monster girls
Oh how I envy you. I haven't dreamed a dream I could remember after waking up in years.

>> No.12418806

>>12418772
>You felt even more intimidated by the stoic faced Dragoness approaching you as you sat. Your dick was covered by your semen and the fluids of the others you'd been with.

>The gibbering, jabbering tentacle mouths slide forward and, like a dainty maid using a handkerchief to clean her chair, proceed to lick you clean before she sits.

>She pulls her skirt up, exposing brown curve of ass as she sinks down... not caring if her back is to the tea party as her pussy slowly swallows your cock. The pink wetness inside is hot, like a furnace. And the molten heat and tightness grip your cock as her toned thighs sink down onto your legs.

>At first she cocks her head as if wondering what you are, then raising her finger to your lips, rubbing them down to peel your lower lip from your teeth before sliding it away. She says with barely a rise in her even voice, "Very merry unbirthday to you..."

>And then with the ferocity of a dragon, she began to pump your cock, riding you with a dedicated firmness. Her tentacle mouths cackled and moaned and lewdly slurped your face and chest. She bounced, breasts rocking over you as her cheeks colored pink even in the brown of her skin.

>Thud thud thud.

>The force of the impacts strained your bones. You helplessly cried as the song swayed and bounced right along with her savage fucking. Yet, through it all, her expression only pinkened.

>It would be utterly adorable if it didn't feel like she was going to break you.

>Your orgasm comes as a relief in so many ways. She clamps down on you, pussy rocking onto your cock like a hungry mouth. Lewdly rocking there as at last some joy came to her face. Her eyes softened, and her mouth opened in a little moan as you jetted semen deep inside of her dragon pussy.

>"CHAAAAAANGE PLAAACES!"

>Oh god. When will it end?

>> No.12418810

>>12418806
Put this in a pastebin and clean it up into a story, won't you Mister?

>> No.12418812

>>12418349
loved it. i'm the guy it rained on.
is cheshire nieghbor a dead

>> No.12418815

>>12418810
Will do, I'll have it up shortly.
>>12418812
Oh no, not at all. I just got banned for 3 days for greentexting in /a/ when I posted it and it totally killed my writing urge.

Glad you enjoyed!

>> No.12418820

>>12418815
>greentexting on /a/
You should know about the posting standards man.

>> No.12418840

>>12418803

I had one where I was a detective and there was a minotaur policewoman involved. I wish I could draw, because she looked hot in that.

That said, I'd probably wake up screaming if I dreamed about arachnes, they're just too frightening. I mean, they're giant spiders that WANT to grab you, tie you up in their webs, wrap their scary legs around you.
As an arachnophobe, the very idea itself makes me uncomfortable. I don't care how nice an arachne is, I'd go out of my way to politely deter one from wanting me.

>> No.12418843

>>12418840
>they're giant spiders that WANT to grab you, tie you up in their webs, wrap their scary legs around you
This is all positive to me.

>> No.12418845
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12418845

Are fishtits welcome here?

>> No.12418850

>>12418845
hi /v/

yes

>> No.12418853

>>12418845
I guess, but she confuses me. What am I looking at here?

>> No.12418855

>>12418772
>>The little mouse girl dozed on your lap even with your cock inside her. As she slept, her insides... did things to you. They writhed and pulsed and slurped as she gave the cutest little snores and yawns. Half murmuring along with the tweety music from the seemingly animated teapots. She was utterly adorable, and gave you a searing orgasm that drooled out of her tiny body. She woke up and gave you a sweet kiss before falling into a teapot and being handed down the table.
HHHNNGG
Dormouse is the cutest MGE

>> No.12418862

>>12418843

Then have fun.
Personally I'd probably die of fear. If I were cornered by an arachne I'd just kill myself.

>> No.12418863

>>12418815
>in /a/
/a/ have monstergirl threads again? When did you post it?

>> No.12418867

>>12418853
She's a fish person from Zelda
>>12418850
I like games, but I pretty much never go on /v/. That place is a shithole.

>> No.12418872

>>12418815
YES!
i am diamonds from anticipation

>> No.12418877

>>12418863
Oh, it was a month ago at least.

And here you go, my fellow friends. A Teaparty, short and sweet, and forevermore.

http://pastebin.com/NXriCt1U

>> No.12418881

>>12418877
>and forevermore
Then keep writing, boyo. I want the Queen of Hearts to show up fashionably late.

>> No.12418916

>>12418271
Geez. That was slightly forward, but it hardly deserved violence. What's her problem?

>> No.12418920

>>12418916
probably a tsundere or some shit.

>> No.12418930

>>12418920
>>12418916

Violent tsunderes a mentally unstable shit.

>> No.12418933

>>12418920
Japan. Where personality disorders are *just adorable*.

>> No.12418942

>>12418881
Preview:

>"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!"

It took on a whole new horror that day when the Lilim appeared.
She was like the little girl Succubus. The Alice. Yet more. White wings and soft petticoats and a blood red dress elegant in its simplicity. She wore heart-shaped decorations just about everywhere, from her twintails to the adornments on her pure snow white wings.
Her eyes had heart-shaped pupils, and madness shined in them.

Word of the Tea Party and the Unbirthdays had reached her. The Cards that announced her presence were... weird. They were clearly cards. Large card people. Marching in a row. Yet they had the form of beautiful warrior women painted on their surfaces. It was these who held the weapons that were raised in salute to the coming of the Queen of Wonderland.

Part of you wondered how /they/ did it. But then you realized you didn't want to find out. Probably drew you into their card surface and fucked you until you had a number of orgasms matching their number or something. Who the hell knew in this place.

Part of you wondered if you were still sane. But the pleasure just. hadn't. stopped.

They were insatiable. And at the times they let you sleep, they put the dormouse in your lap and you slept there as the large comfy chair leaned back and cradled you. It was comfortable as hell.

>> No.12418949

>>12418942
You didn't seem to have any biological functions you needed except to eat, drink, breathe, and cum. Something about the tea, the Hatter said in her weird, nonsensical phrases. Whatever changed inside you, its like you became a hundred percent efficient in your body's functions. Really, it was hard to think logically like that anymore. Sure, you'd been a young scientist before you came to wonderland, and understood things like science and biology... ...but this was jarring on the senses.

The girls had all taking a big liking to you. From Alice, who called you her Papa, to the Hatter who called you her 'Anonymous Chap' and loved you hard and squelching as she rode you. You tried to tell them your name from time to time... but they either shushed you or you realized... you couldn't remember your own name anymore. The Jabberwocky was both the worst and the most terrifying, and the most intense. Her pussy was a fire that caught you up and ate your semen and energy like a boundless inferno. Her cuddles and fucking had become more intimate, more relaxed. She had even started kissing you and cuddling after she fucked you. She often used her mouth tendrils on you, and while she moved and sat with dainty grace, she was savage and strong and violent. Her blushes and sweet kisses were surprisingly tender. And she seemed to squirm waiting for her turn sometimes while the Hatter boasted that you had slain her with your 'Vorpal Blade'.

Sometimes you want to ask her for a Snicker's Snack, but you think it would send the wrong message.

You still didn't have the heart to tell them your birthday was last week...

>> No.12418968

>>12418949
>She often used her mouth tendrils on you
pls no, I don't want those things lapping at my dick

>> No.12418972

>>12418968
SUCKING IT

>> No.12418973

>>12418968
who said they go near your dick?

>> No.12418976

>>12418949
How I wish I'd have good ideas like these.

>> No.12418982

>>12418949
So who's next to join in? The Selkie and the Carpenter Ant?

>> No.12418983

>>12418972
>implying you can get you dick sucked by something without cheeks or lips
>>12418973
I figured it was kind of implied

>> No.12418984

>>12418983
If Alice taught us anything, its that long tongues can be wrapped around your cock multiple times and slurp you off. They don't have to bring their teeth anywhere near your cock.

>> No.12418986

>>12418984
Alice also taught me to believe in tsunderes again.

>> No.12418990

>>12418984
But why would she even use those things instead of her own mouth?

>> No.12418991

>>12418990
Because her own mouth is for kissing you and singing, duh.

>> No.12418992

>>12418990
Because Monsters, anon. Because Monsters.

>> No.12418994

>>12418984
I'd still want her to at least put my dick inside of the mouth tendril and having the tongue wrap around it inside, simply because I like the idea of having my dick inside a monster girl's totally inhuman orifice
Is that weird?

>> No.12418995

>>12418990
They're called monstergirls for something.

>> No.12418997

>>12418994
This curiosity of yours is the driving force behind all of science.

>> No.12418999

>>12418994
No, Anon. You're among friends. We all want to have our dicks inside totally inhuman orifaces.

>> No.12419001

>>12418994
>>12418999
Maybe you guys do but I'll just stick to pussy.

>> No.12419002
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>you will never own Alice as your sex slave and abuse the hell out of her
>you will never ignore her cries for you to stop as you pour pint after pint of semen into her petite body

>> No.12419011

>>12419002
MGE Alice is horafying
Not only does she magically turn you into a pedophile rapist, you literally can't ever make your relationship non-rapey because her whole shtick is to goad you into attacking her and then forget all about it afterwards.

>> No.12419012

>>12418999
>We all want to have our dicks inside totally inhuman orifaces.
speak for yourself, I just wanna have normal vanilla sex with monster girls

>> No.12419023

>>12418997
>>12418999
I mean, I just find the idea of cuddling and making out with a beautiful Jabberwock girl while my dick is deep inside one of her mouth tendrils and she's licking and slurping on my dick with it super arousing

>> No.12419032

>>12418748
Hey fuck you m8. Butter in coffee tastes great and I can only assume the same for tea.

>> No.12419035

>>12419032
I know, I know. It /does/ work sometimes depending on the tea. But when you drop a whole stick into the coffee pot, clearly someone is going to have high cholesterol.

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>>12418546
I posted chapter 1 of the second deny
http://pastebin.com/68mUKWLL

I like opinions. (negative and positive) so just spout whatever comes to mind, or what you disliked about the general direction of the story.

>> No.12419042

>>12419035
Err... Teapot.

It was just for humor's sake anyway. Anyway, I'm writing here!

>> No.12419045

>>12419041
>http://pastebin.com/68mUKWLL

Eeeexcellent, I'll read up.

>> No.12419047

>>12419035
Stop using slashes for quotations.

>> No.12419050

>>12419047
Its not quotations, its emphasis. Its an old habit. Its like emphasizing a word if you used italics rather then regular writing.

>> No.12419051

>>12419011
Unless she makes the journey to Wonderland. Then she'll remember everything you do to her, among other special changes.

>> No.12419053

I'm surprised to see all this writefag love in the threads. It's a pleasant change.
tfw besides bob, you're one of the few writefags who gets bullied.

>> No.12419069

>>12419041
That anon here. Personally I don't have an OD fetish and in general I don't like it unless its only a small part of a story so I can't really read any of your stuff, sorry.

>> No.12419072

>>12419023

>Not being a kid who plays with an "imaginary friend" Jabberwock, the adults laughing it off as you doing what kids do
>Go to mixed school with MGs
>Transfer student one day, her magenta hair clashing with her lustrous caramel skin
>Introduces herself as Jasmine "Jas" Bea Wock.
>The Cheshire twins in class freeze up as they begin to sweat bullets and stare at the transfer student
>The Mad Hatter class president drops her tea cup to the floor, shattering it
>March Hare stops fellating her pen to the amusement of several male students to huddle under her desk
>Teacher tells the Wonderland students to calm down, but you can see what they're afraid of as well
>She's not a human, draconic claws on her forearms and legs unlike any that you've seen, cruel and black
>Two slathering lipless mouthed tentacles snaking around her sides from behind.
>Her eyes lock with yours and never leave.
>Teacher tells her to find a place to sit, she tells them that she'll sit beside you.
>"At last we meet again, bearer of the vorpal sword."

It's okay if it's just imaginary friends, right?

>> No.12419079

>>12419072
I like this story. I like it alot! Good imagination! Haha. So much potential with loving Jabberwock relationships.

>> No.12419089

>>12419072
All the legendary weapons, what do you think they turned into? I mean, surely the head succubut wouldn't just leave them alone. Vorpal Sword is clearly a threat to wonderland. Ascalon, to dragonkind, and I'm sure there's a weapon around that specialises in whuppin demons. What do you think happened to them? Turned into sex toys?

>> No.12419090

>>12419072
>March Hare stops fellating her pen
huehuehue

>> No.12419093

>>12419012
>vanilla sex with monster girls

Do you like harpies? If so, >>12418510

>> No.12419095

>>12419053

Considering the MGE series is pretty much designed for writefaggotry, its not a big surprise.

I love pretty much all the stories here, it's got to the point where I look forward to the updates more than the shows I follow.

>> No.12419099

I want to rub my dick on a March Hare's fluffy legs
I'm not the only one right

>> No.12419100

>>12419012
Pleb.

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>>12419011
>implying she need to turn me

>> No.12419111

>>12419099
She was one of the first indsa-boner MGs I saw.

>> No.12419112

>>12419069
sure man, i have that with scat.

>> No.12419114

>>12419104
This image makes me really angry. I mean, clearly that's what the author is going for, that's why the pedo is bald, fat, fish-lipped, sweaty and old, but damn. The thought that some father is sleepin in the next room under the assumption that his little girl is perfectly fine fills me with a simmering rage.

>> No.12419116

>>12419111
What about her produced that boner for you?

>> No.12419120
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12419120

>>12419114

>> No.12419123

>>12419114
What are you talking about
This kind man just want to cuddle with her so she won't catch a cold
She shouldn't left her windows open

>> No.12419122

>>12419079

You're silly if you thought something that I wrote half-assedly is good for a premise.

>>12419089

Well, the DL would require other creatures to touch holy weapons like Excalibur and anything laced with silver, i'd imagine.

>Ascalon turned into a fucking toothpick

>>12419090

I can see it, too after doing that short greentext. She's not paying attention to the curriculum at all and just spends most of it licking and suckling on the pen as if it's the most prized dick in the world.

One of the guy's getting ballsy enough to ask her for a look at her book, to which she promptly mistakes as him wanting to look at her body before being told to "take care of it" out of the class. Dragging the poor bastard off in order to jackhammer on his loins.

>> No.12419125

>>12419116
I don't know. Everything?

>> No.12419126

>>12418510
Ah, I've been waiting for this.

I actually went back to chapter 2 to get caught up again. Just some little corrections I wanted to point out here:

>line 147
>“Sorry, it’s just. We’ve had those beds basically ever since we met.
You might want to put a dash or an ellipses instead of that first period, to better show the hesitation in her speech.

One other general criticism, and that's about the dashes you're already using. When you sit a sentence interjection or interruption between dashes, I think it looks better to put spaces there, so it looks less like its been hyphenated. Visually, it helps with the flow. At least it does for me, anyway. Compare:
>She couldn’t eat them if her life depended on it—carnivore and all—so I added just enough for myself.
and
>She couldn’t eat them if her life depended on it —carnivore and all— so I added just enough for myself.
In the latter example with the spaces, it looks a bit more like parentheses, which serve a similar purpose, and less like hyphens.


Oh, and don't think that I missed that Duwang reference on line 243.

I'll post my chapter 3 critiques/musings in the next post, because 4chan's character limit has the attention span of a 4 year old.

>> No.12419130

>>12419125
The heart pupils? Her face? Her outfit? The legs?

>> No.12419131

>>12419122
I'm the one writing the Wonderland story. Of course I'm silly.

And sometimes half-assed premises can be expanded to really good stories. Thats how it goes. All it takes is an idea.

>> No.12419134

>>12419099
She is a cutie, and I wouldn't mind being the replacement to that carrot of hers.

I just wish she had artwork that didn't look so god-awful.

>> No.12419139

>>12419122
>poor bastard
No, he is lucky.

>> No.12419142

>>12419130
>>12419134
>>12419125
Look at how fucking soaked she is. And man I would love to fuck with one of them.
>For example, if a man offered sweets by them responds with "I want some", "I'll have some", or "sure looks delicious", etc. , they'll misunderstand it as "I want some (of you)", "I'll have some (in a sexual meaning)", "(your body) sure looks delicious", etc. , and from there the conversation will deviate in an obscene direction. In this way, after striking up conversation with them, no matter how far removed the subject is from sex, they'll get hot and bothered.
Just imagine how much fun it would be to screw with them.

>OH GOLLY GOSH THE BAROMETRIC MOVEMENTS SURE ARE DANDY TODAY. WOULD SAY AS MUCH?
And just watching her adorable little brain try and spin it in a lewd way.

>> No.12419145

>>12419130
Mostly the outfit, heart pupils, lewd face, and legs.

>> No.12419147

>>12419142
>would you say as much**

Dense paladin and march hare would be the perfect couple.
>M'lady, you must be cold, allow me to clothe you in some decency with this thick fur cloak of mine.

>> No.12419153

Who is the cutest, most huggable MGE?

>> No.12419156
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12419156

>>12419153

>> No.12419157

>>12419142
Marsh Hare's ridicu-legs kill the boner for me, sadly. Which is a shame, 'cos the rest of her is alright.
I can't really into any of the Wonderland monsters. Closest's probably Dormouse, because sleeping chicks are my fetish.

>> No.12419158

>>12419153
Your favourite one.

>> No.12419159

>>12419153
I would say Holstasaurus or Weresheep, but the March Hare is now growing on me.

>> No.12419160

>>12419153
The one you hate.

>> No.12419161

>>12419126
>Ah, I've been waiting for this.
Yay!

>The dashes
Yeah, those were legit m-dashes in Word. I didn't notice them change in pastebin like that. Will fix them when I have the chance.

And thanks for reading!

>> No.12419162
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>>12419153
Either this one or Weresheep.

>> No.12419164

>>12419157
Just shave her legs down to a size you're comfortable with. And then pound the living shit out of her. I mean look at her profile picture, at how wet she is, her juices are literally running down her thighs. And all she's doing is standing there.

>> No.12419165

>>12419162

>Dormouse
>Anything but the most rapable

Really, guys.

>> No.12419169

>>12419165
It's not rape of she wants it.

>> No.12419170

So I've got an idea for my writefaggotry to pitch, an evil Jabberwock fighting the MC.

She has a lance, shield, and custom bladed helmets for her secondary mouths. Thoughts?

>> No.12419172
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12419172

Hypothetically speaking, how fat does a monster girl's behind have to be for you to take notice and appreciate it?

>> No.12419177

>>12419172
PHAT

In the words of the immortal Easy motherfucking E:
>got dem girls with the big old butts.

>> No.12419183

>>12419157
The rest of her is literally cosplay dude

>> No.12419184

>>12419089
Clearly Excalibur was turned into the Lady of the Lake's beloved Dildo.

>> No.12419185

>>12419183
Yes, and? Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.12419186

>>12419156

This is the only true answer.

>> No.12419191

>>12419164
Lich also has her love juice running down her thighs in profile pic

>> No.12419193

>>12419156
If only she didn't have those goofy paws

>> No.12419194

>>12419162
This. She is the cutest in non-lewd way. And she loves cuddles

>> No.12419197
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>>12419156
yetis are cute

>> No.12419200

>>12419193
Do you have something against BIG MEATY PAWS? She needs them for snuggling.

>> No.12419202

>>12419197
Pls no. Go back to mgq general. We dont have enough pic limit for your spam

>> No.12419206

>>12419202
I'm not even that guy, and I wasn't intending to post more than one picture.

>> No.12419209

>>12419206
>Wasting it on that furry
>Not on delicious KC yeti
If you don't have taste, don't go flaunting that fact.

>> No.12419210

>>12419200
I like handjobs and footjobs

>> No.12419211

>>12419170
Monstergirls are for fucking, not for fighting.

>> No.12419212

>>12419172
Not hard, I like my mg's in modern settings, so I'd assume yoga pants would be worn.

>> No.12419214

>>12419172
>Kanako lamia
>With a huge ass
Oh I know exactly why I have this boner

>> No.12419218

>>12419210
She seems to have soft cushy paw pads, but if you don't like the idea of fluffy handjobs I can understand that.

>> No.12419221

>>12419218
Would a fluffy handjob even feel good?

>> No.12419225

>>12419221
Demonic energy could probably make a girl slapping your dick feel good. So yes.

>> No.12419231

>>12419211
Pshh

They can do both.

What if they evil?

>> No.12419232

>>12419221
Depends, I think, on the texture of the fluffy aspect. If it's silky then it would probably feel amazing. If it's rough, then not so much.

>> No.12419241
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12419241

Why does KC seem to like the idea of Beelzebub handjobs so much? He's drawn two instances of it now.

>> No.12419245

>>12419241
I think you're supposed to think of them more as blowjob aftermaths, which makes more sense for MGE beelzebutts
I would an insect handjob, though

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12419255

>>12419114
I just want to go all pic related

going through every work of fiction and destroying rape and NTR

>> No.12419256

>>12419245
http://i.imgur.com/dIANXjG.jpg
This doesn't look like a blowjob aftermath to me
And why would that make more sense? Because they'd wanna lick the filth off your dick?

>> No.12419260

>>12419256
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/237974/125_beruze2.jpg
This does kind of look like that though I guess

>> No.12419266

>>12419255
>paladin in MG city
>stopping NTR 1 house at a time
>ever watching ever vigilant

>> No.12419268

>>12419221
apparently not

>> No.12419272

>>12419268
Apparently?

>> No.12419274

>>12419256
>>12419260
>And why would that make more sense? Because they'd wanna lick the filth off your dick?
Cum is their favourite meal, and they like self-service.
...I mean, that's probably true for every MGE, but the Beelzebib profile makes an especially big deal out of it.

>> No.12419277

>>12419232
Yeti fur is supposed to be the fluffiest and comfiest thing ever
I don't think it'd be rough

>> No.12419286

>>12419277

>Not knowing the difference between guard hairs and undercoat

What a sad state biology education is in these days. Like the people that think flight feathers feel like down.

>> No.12419289

>>12419191

>check the profile image

Holy shit, you're right. Lich really is a pervert.

>> No.12419291

>>12419286
I know about that shit, I'm just saying that yeti fur is supposed to be ridiculously comfortable more than anything.

>> No.12419295

And for those who demanded it:

Wonderland

http://pastebin.com/FZJv77Nt

Enjoy!

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>>12418338
>>12418341
>>12418346
>>12418348
>>12418355

Miscegenate with a monster girl and you will pay

>> No.12419300

>>12419266
>he saw both his parents getting NTRd in a back alley as a child
>went to train with monks in the art of handholding and vanilla consensual lovemaking
>came back to MGC, painted his armor black and became a vigilante who stops rape everywhere

>> No.12419301

>>12419291
Even something that would feel comfortable for hugs could still be way too rough for your penis.

>> No.12419311

>Just realized how dodgy pastebin is

The amount of times I've read a story and noticed the recent pastes at the side include other people's passwords, obviously stolen accounts for everything, bank details...

>> No.12419312

>>12419272
that guy talking about how that cat got on his dick

>> No.12419314

So how would you guys feel about a flat chested kejourou imouto with shoulder length hair?

>> No.12419318

>>12419314

Gentlemen, how do we kill the kejourou?

Nothing?

Its simple. All I need is one electric razor...

>> No.12419320

>>12419255
>go on sadpanda
>tonight's a good night for a fap
>and what better tag to fap under than NTR
>you click on your go-to doujin, the one that gets you hard every time
>but as soon as the gallery opens, you notice something strange
>this usually has 38 pages, not 50
>oh well, more fapping for me, I guess
>click on the page where you know the action starts
>some fucking knight is stabbing the blond-haired delinquent with a broadsword
>he then tells the girl to run to MC-kun and tell him how much she loves him, before jumping off into the sunset
>the next 30 pages are of the MC and his girlfriend fucking each other
>what is this happy ending garbage?
>you close your laptop, your boner soft, and your body simmering with rage

>> No.12419324

>>12419314
I prefer a busty, unkempt Kejourou onee-san who stays at her computer in her tank top and boxers all day

>> No.12419326

>>12419320
Justice feels so good.

>> No.12419328

>>12419314
image related
http://i.imgur.com/yMQTs87.png

>> No.12419333

>>12419318
Please don't bully the new girl.
>tfw the other MGs hold her down while the queen bee of the bunch cuts her locks with scissors

>> No.12419334

>>12419324
This. Onee-san is always superior to imouto.

>> No.12419336

>>12419298
Who's gonna enforce it? An anaemic order, cowering in their hovel?

>> No.12419338

>>12419324
>>12419334
I have an onee-san and she doesn't act ara ara at all, sadly. She's pretty plain.

A Kejourou NEET roommate, however, sounds dandy.

>> No.12419340

>>12419334
Except when Pharaoh girls are involved.

Then it's good both ways.

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>>12419314

>Nickname her "shorty" for obvious reasons
>Calling her that too many times in a row ends up in something like gif related

Light-bullying material.

>> No.12419342

>>12419312
It was splayed on his dick, angry and hissing and he had to go to hospital and they found out and then his entire family disowned him and he had to move states because every one kew he fucked a cat? I remember that guy. Wasn't that in a /k/ thread though?

>> No.12419343

>>12419328
>http://i.imgur.com/yMQTs87.png
And as I pray...UNLIMITED ORE WORKS

>> No.12419344

>>12419336
We need a paladin illuminati to keep things in check.

>> No.12419345
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12419345

>you will never be this fucking high

>> No.12419348

>>12419328
Season 2 never.
>>12419334
Having both would be ideal. A lazy hiki kejourou onee-san with low self esteem and the overly confident imouto who's proud of how long her barely shoulder length hair is and is always demanding praise.

>> No.12419349

>>12419320
>Last panel of the last page is Paladin looking on, a halo of sunlight shining behind his back, with a serene, saintly smile.
page after that is NTR author apologising for his tremendously bad taste.

>> No.12419351

>>12419338
That doesn't sound nearly as fun as Having a Christmas Cake onee-san who acts like a mature young woman some days and a giggling fun-loving 10 year old other days
Indeed, I live the good life.

>> No.12419358

>>12419351
What differentiates between Christmas cake and MILF?

>> No.12419363

>>12419351
That sounds like wife material. You know what you must do.

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>>12417033
No.

>> No.12419365

>>12419358
CC is between 25 and 30 and unmarried
MILF is over 25 and has kids

>> No.12419366

>>12419358
Christmas cake is any woman over 25, milf implies she's a mother.

>> No.12419368

>>12419365
>>12419366
Why the fuck did that name stick of all things?

>> No.12419370

>>12419300
Truly the hero we need, if not the one we deserve.

>> No.12419372

>>12419363
Nah, man, that's my sister.

>> No.12419373

Hey Hound. Or anyone really. Can you link me to or post that last page of the 4koma from this month? Where Rachnera hugged the Cube Pillow finally and... things... happened?

I need it for... reasons.

>> No.12419374
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>you will never go on an adventure with a super powered werewolf

Why the fuck do I even live?

>> No.12419378

>>12419373
It's in the OP you loon.

>> No.12419381

>>12419320
make this a thing

>> No.12419385

>>12418055
>Crabnicholson

>> No.12419386
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>>12419374
>You will never go on an adventure with your monstergirl waifu.
>You will never travel the land and kick evil in the face wherever you find it.
>You'll never eventually kick the bitch out of the Demon Lord and the Chief Goddess and bring peace to the world.
Damn it anon, how did you know about my burning desire to save the world?

>> No.12419389

>>12418663
There's nothing remarkable about that movie though.

>> No.12419390
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12419390

>People wanting NEET Kejourou

>Not wanting to be invited to a brothel by the owner after meeting him in the bar, telling you he has plenty of girls suited for a western barbarian such as yourself
>Not wanting to feel the burn under your skin as the moon catches on the Kejourou's raven hair, a soft smile on her face as she takes your hand.
>You don't hear the owner mumbling about never seeing her before, the silken smooth skin of your companion clasping your calloused hand in her own.
>She will never undress, leaving her supple body to bare for you, giggling as you hurriedly throw off your clothes and get an almost startled "ara ara" from her as you stand fully erect and ready for funny-times.
>Her hair has spread from under her, like a black sea it wraps and snakes up your body, gently caressing it in full voluminous silken heaven
>Your entire body quivering from the delicate touches of her strands as she hugs you, your cock twitching against her stomach
>She will never envelop your length in her own sea of hair, mewling as she has you suckle her breasts, and shifting oh so slightly, stroking and milking you for all you've got
>You will never wake up the next morning to an empty room, the futon neatly made, a fresh cut lock of black hair left on the other pillow.
>You will never sigh contently as you hold that dulcet thing to your face, the distant scent of sandalwood permeating through your nostrils

Why does it hurt to live, Anons.

>> No.12419393

>>12419378
Phft. Sorry! Damnit. Found them. Stupid me.

>> No.12419394

>>12419390
>Used goods
I want to waifu her hard, but she's a whore. Maybe get one before she gets into the trad.

>> No.12419396

>>12419364
Ive always wondered, what is that pic from?

>> No.12419397

>>12419394

She's not a whore, though.

The entire point is she was posing as once.

>> No.12419398

>>12419320
>get on sadpanda
>You've been hearing that some doujins have been getting edited and then reposted on sadpanda
>people are getting upset over it too
>oh well, doesn't affect me at all.
>you've always been a fan of rape
>you're quite the deviant too. Just the thought of seeing a girl cry gets you really hard
>you click on a link, taking you to your favorite doujin
>lolis are just delicious
>what the fuck?
>there's a knight murdering the fuck out of the fat dude
>he then gives the girl a juice box and tucks her back into bed
>what is this shit?
>keep fast forwarding, there's got to be some action in here somewhere
>nothing
>the next pages are just her fucking spending time with her mother
>this is bullshit
>you punch your computer as you pull the covers over you in your bed
>you cry yourself ti sleep that night

>> No.12419399
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>>12419386

>in the end it turns out both the Demon Lord and Chief God are universal constants, and by destroying them, you both have replaced them.
>your waifu becomes the new demon lord and commands all monsterkind
>you become the new god, and rule over humanity
>this time, there WILL be peace.

>> No.12419400

>>12419342
no a different guy, he talked about it on the last thread

>> No.12419403

>>12419397
>they also sometimes blend in among human prostitutes.
The only way to blend in with a whore is on your back with your legs spread.

>> No.12419404

>>12419399
You keep what you kill.

>> No.12419406

>>12419398
>>the next pages are just her fucking spending time with her mother
Made me giggle like a motherfucker. No pun intended.

>> No.12419407

>>12419011
>you literally can't ever make your relationship non-rapey
Why would you want to? Getting all the virginal rape reactions literally every time is my ultimate fetish.

>> No.12419409

>>12419390
>>12419394
>not wanting to save your beloved Kejourou from her pimp
>not wanting to help her run away from the only life she knows to help her find a new one in a distant city
Plebs, the lot of you.

>> No.12419411

>>12419394
>not knowing every MG is probably used goods except for shitty threadcanon special snowflakes.

>> No.12419416

>>12419411
How so?

>> No.12419419

>>12419416
If they're older, they've probably raped at least a few guys. To survive.

If its a young Monster though, freshly bloomed to womanhood...

>> No.12419421

>>12419394
It's like you don't understand the best aspect of Kejourou.
Of course she's bound to be used goods, but saving her from a life of ALWAYS being used goods is my fetish.

>> No.12419423
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>>12419345

>> No.12419425

>>12419419
And? Sex=/= equal used goods. Especially if they're raping dudes. That makes them the consumer and the men the goods. The hairwhore is actual used goods. Whis it seems some people are into, so whatever.

>> No.12419426

>>12419416
In MGE most monster girls don't keep the first guy they rape as their husband

>> No.12419428

>>12419425
>Implying

>> No.12419429

>>12419423

Now you're just wasting image posts away.

>> No.12419431

>>12419295
based negawalker

>>12419345
PROFOUND SADNESS!!

>>12419390
>you will never fuck bayonetta
FTFY

>>12419423
GLORIOUS!
is there any way to make the cat better?

>> No.12419434

>>12419426
Yeah, refer to >>12419425
>>12419428
>Implying that MGE isn't a universe where men are the used goods
>Implying that some monstergirls don't literally use men as goods, trading them around their tribe.

>> No.12419435
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>>12419399

>You initially spend much time fucking each other with the sheer force of the universe
>the pleasure is insane, your cries of ecstasy can spit oceans and shatter mountains
>but you both have work to do
>but the roles of Demon Lord and Chief God have their price
>they are natural opposites, and soon you both find yourselves mistrusting each other
>fearing each other
>HATING each other
>you both go to war, and the peace is shattered by the same war and cruelty you both fought to end long ago
>but through the hate and bloodshed, a young couple emerge
>Two lovers, a man and a monster girl, voeing to destroy you both and bring peace to these lands once again
>The cycle continues

>as it always has and will.

>> No.12419438

>>12419394
Keyword 'some' hide amongst prostitutes.

>> No.12419440

>>12419431
I really hope you enjoy the story. It was surprisingly pleasant to write. It went to an interesting direction in my head and I enjoyed how it flowed.

>> No.12419444

>>12419390
Does she do hairjob sounding? If so, I'm in.

>> No.12419447

>>12418168
That is one tiny fucking orca. He probably can't even get regular orca pussy so he has to go with a human girl since his dick is smaller than other oracs. Normally orcas get to be 25 feet long but he is barely 10.

>> No.12419450

>>12419440
yes, wonderland AND jabberwock
we pretty much only recently got jabberwock

>> No.12419458

>>12419450

>Recently got Jabberwock

We've had her for a while now, it's just nobody's had the bollacks or the stones to write anything about her when it isn't NegaWalker basically doing haremshit.

>> No.12419459

>>12418168
You just know this is happening to all the mermaids without husbands to defend them
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2247651

>> No.12419464

>>12419458
Meh, I'll write a solo Jabberwocky later. The Tea Party story built quickly and I ran with it. I mean seriously.

>'CHAAAAANGE PLACES!'

Had to be done.

>> No.12419465

>>12419459
B-b-but that's not Hii-chan!?

>> No.12419466

>>12419459
>You will never helplessly watch as your Sea Bishop waifu is raped by a pack of dolphins
>You will never have the life drained from your eyes as you drown, with only the sound of your waifu crying for you being the last thing you hear

>> No.12419469

>>12419459
Sometimes the comments on gelbooru are worth reading, there's some funny stuff there.

>> No.12419471

>>12419458
Then maybe I will take up the task.
Give me a minute.

>> No.12419472

>>12419466
Futa dolphin girls?

>> No.12419474

>>12419471
You are doing the Demon Lord-sama's good work, anon.

Keep it up.

>> No.12419475

>>12419466
>Dolphins
>Niggers of the sea.

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>>12419458
>>12419471
>"Hey. You."
>You turn around to see a large, dark-skinned drake-girl standing a good 18 inches taller than you
>You had never seen a drake-girl like her before, but whatever she was, her perfect poker face looked down at you in what you can only describe as conceit
>With you in between a drake-girl and a rack of lockers, you seem to find yourself cornered
>With a nervous smile you look back at her. She leans her head closer to you as she says
>"You. I like you. I want to date you."
>Did I hear that right?
>She didn't say she wants to rape me, right?
"E-...Excuse me?"
>"Did you hear me...? I said I want to date you," she says in a gentle, monotone voice
>She placed a hand on her hip, looking into your eyes
>"Do you accept?"
>Is this some sort of really weird trick question
>Or some new tactic that all the monster girls were trying?
>Either way, the way she looked at you, you couldn't really say no
>Whether it was because of her eyes, or because you figured she'd snatch you up anyway, you simply reply
"I...I guess?"
>"Good."
>She turns around, walking down the hallway
>"We'll eat at the Selkie's Club after school. Then We'll see a movie at the theater. Don't be late."
>She then leaves you to head to her next class
>What the fuck just happened?

>> No.12419480

>>12419472
Nooe. Just regular-ass dolphins.

>> No.12419481

>>12419458
God I'm glad we had that Dragon poll and people found out other people loved Jabberwock.

I just hope she doesn't undergo the Apophis phase where her popularity changes who she is.

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>>12419475
I wish Muromi-san threads still existed. Druggie sluts are the best.

>> No.12419483

>>12419481
Or gets decapitated.

>> No.12419485

>>12419481
Every suddenly popular MG will be distilled into a caricature.

>> No.12419486

>>12419482
Fucking look at Levi. Just chillin back like it's just another saturday. And people say she isn't best. Pfffff.

>> No.12419488

>>12419481
>mfw I just wanted people to see the glory that is Apophis
>mfw now she's a legit murderer who is into bondage play
This is my fault, anons.

>> No.12419494

>>12419482
Levia-san is the best girl from that show.
>Delicious brown
>Laid Back
>Could destroy a civilization if she wanted
>Decently busty
>ABS
It's a shame that season 2 is NEVER.

>> No.12419496

>>12419486
Levi is absolutely bestgirl

I would lick her abs for hours.

>> No.12419498

>>12419486
>like it's just another saturday
It probs is for her. Also, who said she wasn't best, except maybe anatomy teachers? I don't believe I've met this gentleman.

>> No.12419499

>>12419458
you know what i meant
someone finally had the bollocks to write and post it for others
>>12419488
you asked for "cute pharoah removal things"?
...well i colored it...which fanned the flames when they were dying...

we shall leave together anon
to never return and cause misfortune

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>>12419494
I would drunkenly rub my whiskey dick on Levia-san's abs while she drinks shitty beer, finally ejaculating into her navel after several hours.

>> No.12419509

Fearboners are best boners.

anybody else have pictures of her

>> No.12419510

>>12419499
>You asked for "cute pharoah removal things"?
No, I was the anon who asked for Loli Pharaoh and Loli Apophis making a friendship pact.
But i did kind of help raise popularity from the start.

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>>12419509
forgot pic

>> No.12419514

>>12419510
>Loli Pharaoh and Loli Apophis making a friendship pact.
Did this get made? Post it pls.

>> No.12419515

>>12419510
then you are not to blame...

>> No.12419516

>Your monster girl waifu will never come to your job because you forgot your lunch

>> No.12419518
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>>12419509
>Fearboners are best boners.
You know they are.

>> No.12419522

>>12419516
>Your slime waifu will never hide in your lunch and worm her way down to your prostate to sexually harrass you during the day

>> No.12419523

>>12419518
which mouth do you put your dick in?

>> No.12419526

>>12419516

>She'll never call you by a special nickname she always uses at your job, making you blush profusely
>You'll never be picked on by your coworkers after she's gone

>> No.12419528

>>12419523
I have a nostril bukkake fetish, so I guess I'd use her respirative cavity.

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>>12419518

Indeed they are

>> No.12419531

>>12419514
It didn't. It never did.
Im so sad.

>> No.12419532

>>12419523
Depends on how brave you are.

>> No.12419533

>>12419516
>She will never get catcalls from your coworkers.
>She will never walk right up to you and kiss you full on the mouth and hand you your lunch.
>She will never look back to the men giving catcalls and say, "Only he gets 'Dat Ass'. Not any of you."
>She walks away, shaking dat ass.
>You will never grin with superiority to your coworkers as you eat your delicious lunch. Their dejected faces only adding spice to the food.

>> No.12419536

>>12419478
I'm continuuing. Im just typing from a device thats not my computer.

>> No.12419537

>>12419536
guten

>> No.12419538

>>12419536
I like you, anon. I can't wait!

>> No.12419544

>>12419478
>The Jabberwock's bolo tie is her original face
I never realized

>> No.12419547

>>12419544

>Not knowing the difference between a bowtie and a bolo tie.

Shame on you sir.

>> No.12419551

>>12419533
wow. sounds like you have an inferiority complex.

>> No.12419559

>>12419530
sauce?

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>>12419533
>You will never wonder where all the coworkers disappear to every now and then
>You will never walk into the breakroom at a weird time
>You will never find your waifu pleasuring all your coworkers with every lewd orifice, appendage and dangly bit she has

>> No.12419562

>>12419559
last 2 threads in the archive have it...

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>>12419560

That's what you get for marrying a succubus.

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>>12419560
>NTR
It's shit.

>> No.12419570

>>12419516
>you will never come home to find your monster girl daughteru covered in dough and chocolate from making your cookies

>> No.12419573
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12419573

I want Ushi Onis to leave.

>> No.12419574

>>12419560
Fuck your shit.

>> No.12419576

>>12419563
it's not restricted to succubi, all mgs are by definition cock hungry sluts.

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>>12419564
>You will never walk in on your busty waifu being DP-spitroasted with a line for every hole snaking out of the room
>She will never have taken so many pearl necklaces that her breasts are dripping cum like stalactites
>You will never see her ahegao from a giant cock, balls deep in her throat and visibly distending her neck, spurt it's load straight into her stomach

>> No.12419587

>>12419564

why do you have to announce how much to dislike NTR if you dont like it just ignore it faggot

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12419589

NTR a shit.

Reverse-NTR on the other hand...

>> No.12419590
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Onii-chan, I'm cold, could you warm me up by stealing a time travelling police box, becoming a legendary wanderer throughout history, repeatedly save the planet from numerous aliens and madmen, mostly all conveniently based in modern day London? Also, could you pick me up some soda from the corner store?

>> No.12419592

>>12419590

No.

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So judging from the sudden surge of NTR, it's shit-taste o' clock in /mgt/.
Time to bail for a bit.

>> No.12419595

>>12419590
No, I don't want to become popular with hipsters and gamer gurls.

>> No.12419596

>>12419590
No to the first, yes to the second.

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>>12419579
I want to NTR-irrumate Mamizou so hard she drowns in my cum.

>> No.12419607

>>12419590
Snoopy did it better.

>> No.12419608

>>12419595

David Tennant's run has a lot to answer for. Hopefully Capaldi will make the show decent again, now there's nothing to appeal to those faggots anymore.

>> No.12419625

>>12419551
Phft. I was anti-NTRing. Faithful, devoted monster girl waifu who only wants your dick and your dick alone.

>> No.12419630

>>12419625
This is the only way to love monster girls

>> No.12419632
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So you walk past a broken old TV set in an abandoned house just outside Monster Girl City and this suddenly appears on the screen.

Just how hard do you shit yourself?

>> No.12419634

>>12419579
>her breasts are dripping cum like stalactites
This is actually sort of hot...
Pls send help, I got a boner from NTR!

>> No.12419637

>>12419632
Turn off the fucking Church of the Dark Lord succubus worship channel.

>> No.12419644

>>12419632
>GAH! FUCK! ...wait.

>...dear? What are you doing in the television screen? Wait! I'll get you out! *SMASH!*

>Honey? Darling? Where are you? Are you in here? Don't hide from me... sweetie?

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>>12419608
>Capaldi announced
>All those "fans" leaving because he's old
It'll be fine.

>> No.12419647

>>12419632
Throw it out the window.
>>12419634
Imagine holding hands with your waifu anon. Imagine some fat bastard trying to take her from you. Imagine kicking him in the fucking dick and going on your merry way.

>> No.12419649

>>12419589

Calm down Fridge Daki, jeez.

>> No.12419651

>>12419646

It's a good feeling. His first episode was actually really good, too. I think its going to be amazing.

>> No.12419652

>>12419644
>You will never go on a crusade to rescue your Monster Girl Waifu from Succubus Hill
>You will never defy all the lewd succubi and faceless nurses who want your cock.
>You will never run from Pyramid Head-chan, as she chases you in an attempt to rape you.
>You will never remain pure and faithful until you are once more reunited with your beautiful monster wife.
>You will never find your wife and she smile at you lovingly and say, 'Did you enjoy your Rape Vacation, hun? Happy Anniversary! I hope you plowed a lot of pussies to get to me!'
>Fuck.

>> No.12419655

>>12419632
id ask her if she needs help getting out

>> No.12419656

>>12419652
>You married an NTR fetishist.
>Damnit. Damnit. Damnit.

>> No.12419659

>>12419652

>Your waifu actually WANTS to be NTR'd

What devilry is this, sir?

>> No.12419660

>>12419646
Tremor girls when?

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>>12419652

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>>12419632
Cry at the lack of yandere monstergirl art.

>> No.12419665

>>12419659
Its what you get when you marry a Succubus so proud in the virility of your seed.

>> No.12419670

>>12419632

>"Oi, miss! You got good cable signal there? I've been meaning to watch Mrs. Ryu's forecast for tomorrow!"

>> No.12419671

>>12419664

OH FUCK IT GOT OUT

>> No.12419672

>>12419665
>She proceeds to leave you because you didn't fuck any other girls.

>> No.12419673

>>12419659
I believe people call it an "open relationship."

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>>12419656
>YES

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>>12419664
will this console you?

>> No.12419685

>>12419675
>She will never send you on a whirlwind fuckathon of the red light district to make up for all the pearl necklaces she got. Out of her own bank account.

>> No.12419698

>>12419660

Because it needs to be said again. Burt Gummer chilling out with La Blanca. Burt having a friend to comfort him after his wife left him to become a famous singer and the albino grabboid that can't have children.

>Woah, wait a minute missy. I thought you can't have kids?
>That doesn't mean I don't want to try.
>I feel I was denied critical, need to know, information.

I would also accecpt some monstergirlified golems from 5 Nights at Freddies.

>Harpy
>Kitsune with a hook hand
>Bunny girl
>and big bad Frederica herself.

>> No.12419702

>>12419652
So how does she react when you tell her you didn'y, and you remained pure and faithful for her?

>> No.12419704

>>12419499

>Post it for others

Are you one of those faggots that believes that I have some kind of treasure trove of smut that will never be unleashed upon the threads like some kind of Pandora's Box of shit?

Please say no.

>> No.12419707

>>12419678
I've already read that.

>> No.12419711

>>12419702
>'Awww, don't worry dear. There is always our /next/ ten year anniversary!'

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>>12419652

>You will never march with your MG waifu to take over Succuburger Hill
>You will never mow down all the lewd faceless succubi who want your cock
>You will never run from a wrongly dropped Napalm-chan, as she adjust herself to fall right on your head in an attempt to hug you
>You will never become shell shocked and bleeding until you are once more reunited with your beautiful monster wife
>You will never find your wife sitting down hear a burnt tree, fatigued and wounded, but not defeated, as she smiles at you lovingly and say, "These scratches don't mean nothing. Not a thing."
>You will never carry her up the hill as the battle finally ends
>You will never sit down on top of the hill among bodies of succubi and soldiers alike, with your waifu resting her head on your lap sound asleep as you wait for reinforcements and MEDEVAC
>Fuck.

>> No.12419726

>>12419714
Love is a battlefield.

>> No.12419727

>>12419704
yes

not really, you are to lazy to write the smut

>> No.12419728 [SPOILER] 
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>>12419707
damn i was hoping it would brighten up your day

>> No.12419731

>>12419714

>Hes never played silent hill

your in for a surprise buddy

your trapped forever waiting for that medevac and your waifu is already dead

>> No.12419735

>>12419728
You tried.

>> No.12419737

>>12419728
I'd rather it light up the night.

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>>12419731
>your waifu is already dead
I KNOW

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>>12419731
At least he has Phantom-chan.

>> No.12419751

>>12419741
You can get handjobs and blowjobs at the same time!

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So I made another thing because my homepage was looking a little pathetic and I'd had the idea floating around for a while. I'm calling it Heartlifting Oni Story and it's about a man letting his /fit/ oni daughter go to her junior ball. You can find it here: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/84579442/Heartlifting%20Oni%20Story

Pretty Human update when it's done™.

>> No.12419769

>>12419751
What a deal!

>> No.12419772

>>12419727

There's a difference between laziness and a lack of self confidence or drive.

>> No.12419773

>>12419762
wunderbar

>> No.12419774

>>12419762
oh god...there is a lot. thanks foam

>> No.12419776

>>12419762
Awww... I look forward to reading this.

I still want to write a /fit/ Oni scene about you spotting an Oni in the gym and she giving a head tilt backed throatfucking blowjob as she pushes heavy metal.

>> No.12419779

>>12419161
Not a problem. Now indulge in the allure of my words, uttered in dulcet tones, as I spew gripe and grammatical corrections for chapter 3.

I'll leave you alone about the hyphen/dash situation, because you obviously already know about that.

>line 17
>Stella a cocked her head
Just a typo with the 'a'.

>line 21
>“You don’t gotta of you don’t wanna, though.” She tread quite carefully.
'of' becomes 'if.'

>line 31
>never saw me get my pilots license
Apostrophe for the 'pilots' there. I guess you could apply this to line 111 as well.

>line 81
>If I wanted to sit on my ass for a living I’d’ve stayed in New York
No criticism; I just wanted to point out the word "I'd've." It's interesting, that despite speaking and hearing this contraction so much, to see it in writing is both rare and unusual. I don't think it's wrong at all, it just feels unnatural to see two apostrophes in an English word. Of course, getting past that, you then realise that it's perfectly acceptable to use in dialogue, because it's the most natural way you can get "I'd have" into human speech. Food for thought.

>line 139
>“Checkmate, atheist.”
No comment. Though I am smiling a little bit.

>line 339
>Every beautiful and terrible things I wanted to do
Might want to remove the 's' from 'things.'

I see that I'm getting to the good bit now, and at line 400, it seems free of errors. I'll post my response to that next, if only because of this damnable character limit.

>> No.12419783

>>12419776
>C-Come on. Finish strong...Finish...STRONG!
>You tell her as you pump your semen into her mouth

>> No.12419786

>>12419774
>oh god...there is a lot
I think this is as close as I get to a "short" story. It got kind of long to begin with, then someone told me the ending was ass so I increased the length by about sixty percent. Yay.

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>>12419478
>That afternoon, you meet her at Selkie's Club, like she said
>You sit at one of the booths there, waiting for her to come
>You know when she arrives, as an entire section of the restaurant goes quiet when she walks in, unable to help but stare at her odd form
>Her unorthodox brown skin, her twisted horns and claws
>And those two...things
>You're not quite sure what those two things hanging by her side are, but something tells you you don't want to get too close
>As she goes to sit by you, you can see the rest of the crowd watching you for a moment before returning to her own conversations
>"I'm glad you came," she says. Although, her monotone voice almost makes you think otherwise
>Still, you awkwardly smile and tell her
"Well, i-it's nothing, really."
>Honestly, you were only hoping she wouldn't try anything sketchy. After all, this was a Dragon you were talking about here.
>On the upside, the wait for our food was surprisingly quiet
>If not awkward
>She mostly kept staring at you, like she was waiting for you to start conversation
>You tried fishing for ideas on what to say, but came up with nothing
>Either out of your own nervousness towards this apparently straightforward girl, or out of an attempt to not offend her
>Finally, your meals arrive
>A small smile appears on your face as you begin to think that this might be a good time to start talking to her
>Then you watch as she eats
>You see her try and swat away her two other mouth things as they try biting at her steak

>> No.12419801

>>12419776
>"Hey, you."
>You look up, blinking. You've been doing reps and gone into the zone for the last twenty minutes or so. The muscles of your legs are burning and your body is covered in healthy sweat.
>You just started getting /fit/ last year when you finally said 'fuck it, I'm tired of being fat'
>The drive to do something with your life and not be a loser NEET rose in you. So you've been working hard and gotten your body in shape. Not bad really. You aren't bulky, you never would be. You were to short and slightly boned for it. But you were proud to have lost so much weight and gained enough development to show for it.
>Looking at you, breaking you out of your zone is a massive caramel skinned woman, a large red horn rising from the center of her head. Her blonde hair is pulled back tight in a ponytail behind her head and she is dressed in tight muscleclothes that do nothing to disguise the massive sway of heavy chest and an ass that just doesn't stop. Her six-pack is staring you right in the face.
>"...Uh... hi?"
>"I need someone to spot me. And you're cute. Come on!"
>You are ripped out of the machine with a clang and dragged helplessly along.
>"Hey! Wait!"
>You still weren't used to the attention of beautiful women. It had grown the more dedication you put into losing weight and the fitter you became. But damn it felt good to get your ass leered at sometimes in the gym.
>Still, virgin as you are, you've yet to overcome your shyness to directly approach these hardbody muscle chicks you've seen. The emergence of the Monster Girls has been quite a shock though, to both the world and to your own desires.
>This massive, /fit/ Oni is dragging you along and shimmying an ass that has light padding of softness over what looks like iron cords of muscle underneath.
>And it was clear she had decided 'Today, you.'
>Are you about to get raped?
>...Can't rape the willing, I guess.

>> No.12419802

>>12419772
yes, sorry.
my laziness extends to words
it was a close enough fit
thanks for the stuffs

>> No.12419805

>>12419788
Keep it up! It'll rock. Looking forward to reading the Pastebin.

>> No.12419807

>>12419788
Why didn't you say 'how about this weather'

Literally the perfect conversation starter

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>>12419664

>> No.12419826

>>12419685
Who gives a shit? Take the money and invest it in a good book and a nice coffee. Sit in your location of choice and wait to meet a monstergirl who isn't a whore. And reflect deeply on your choice in women, anon.

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>>12419762
>killing her gains
Go back to /fit/ you little homo
what's your DL, mine's 375

>> No.12419835

>>12419826
You give wonderful advice, Anon.

>> No.12419836

>>12419825
I've never found these things funny, you're also wasting images by posting them.

>> No.12419838

>>12419836
>these aren't funny, stop posting them, you're ruining the thread!
Boohoo.

>> No.12419843

>>12419838
While in that case, he would have a point considering 420-kun, this anon simply states that he doesn't like them and you're therefore ruining the thread by posting them.
So go ahead. Just dont make a habit of doing it like 420-kun

>> No.12419849

>>12419838

Not him, but you could've just written that joke in a greentext when quoting the post with the original image. Sorry, but that was a waste of an image.

>> No.12419850

>>12419838
>All of which are valid reasons not to post tired memes.
>>12419835
Hey it's what I would do in that situation. Maybe I'd have a bar I frequent or a caffe. I head there and spend half an hour chatting to the Thunderbird bartender whos husband I play guitar with in the studio on thurdays. She consoles me, pats me on the head and I pick a seat to go read at. Somehwere close to the front window, with plenty of chairs around me so I don't look like I'm isolating myself. and I sit there, periodically ordering drinks, and wait untill I feel better about the fact that my now ex turned out to be a cumguzzling harlot and where I went wrong, or untill a nice Wight walks in.

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>>12419161
>>12419779

>line 431
>I twisted myself around inside her, trying to fine the spot that pleased her the most
'fine' > 'find'

Okay, that's the tedium out the way, so let me just say: Holy shit.
I may be biased because you're nailing a huge fetish of mine- actually scrap that. I AM biased because of that. Rough and tumble, but loving wrestle-sex is pretty much my biggest turn on. Oh, and you even included love-scratches after the sex. And you gave Stella a hand fascination.

If you wrote this story with a werewolf instead, I'd probably just abduct you and hold you in my attic until you finished it, a la Stephen King's Misery.

But, I feel obligated to do more than just gush over this, so maybe I'll give you some more opinions. Treat them however you want, they're used to it.

Jeff and Stella have nicely built up characters. You've got the motivations behind their actions down well enough, but I'd like to see if there's any ulterior cause to Stella's need to push herself despite the danger of winter.

And, while your sex scene was really, really quite good in my eyes, more of a build-up to the climax would've maybe made it even better. Y'know how the feeling and tension builds over time, and you get just that little bit more frantic? Try to put that overarching feeling in, rather than just a series of sex positions with transitions.

But, overall, I said it when you posted the first chapter, and I'll say it again here:

You're pretty good.

>> No.12419861

>>12419802

What stuffs, outside of an irrevocable shit taste according to the Welshman.

I-it's not like you guys would enjoy the fact I love ara ara bondage ladies like Kraken and Kejourou, or even Jabberwock

>> No.12419864

>>12419853
Just how many MGS3 images do you have, man?

>> No.12419868

>>12419864

Six pics. More than enough to reply to anyone that comments.

>> No.12419870

>>12419861
your random ideas/greentexts
some of the stuff you actually wrote
quit be a faggot looking for attention

>> No.12419873

>>12419861
>ara ara bondage ladies
Is this male- or femdom? I kinda want to see an ara ara aunty being broken.

>> No.12419877

>>12419873

>Maledom with a Kejourou

It's as if the lost lamb finally found her way to a loving home.

>> No.12419880

>>12419861
also i love ara ara and jabberwock
kraken is fine too
and i'm cool with bondage
so lets do this

gib me jabberwock pls

>> No.12419889

>>12419873

I mean shit, Anon.

The most I could think of in that situation is.

>Kejourou prostitute being bought by one of her frequent customers, a kinder young man who doesn't abuse her like some kind of living fucktoy like the older men.
>They cut her hair to the point that she looks like a normal human woman, the snippings being used in order to fabricate wigs and toupees for assholes.
>She notices that her savior and new master still has the lock of hair she had gifted him on the first night
>A small tear wells up in her eye as it snakes to her and rejoins her body, filling her with the warmth of his love for her
>Weeks pass, her hair grows back out to its standard length, he hasn't laid a hand on her since that day he freed her
>Waits for him one night, dressing in nothing but her hair, keeping her womanly areas out of sight
>He comes home and pauses, staring at her, a slight flush coming across his face.
>"I'm sorry, Darling. I've been patient... and a woman can only wait so long. I know this is all I can do to repay you, so please..."
>"You shouldn't have.."
>"For tonight, I can't refuse you."
>[TENDER MISSIONARY HANDHOLDING SEX AFTER ARA ARA HAIR BONDAGE]
>She's crying tears of happiness, he lifts up a shopping bag. Inside is a jade comb, inlaid with a pink lotus on the handle.
>"It's a gift. You gave me your heart... so allow me to give you mine."
>She still wears it in her hair to this day

Ufufu.

>> No.12419891

Guys, I'm kinda concerned.
I havent seen Loen around in a while.

>> No.12419894

>>12419788

More

>> No.12419895

>>12419889
>Prostitute Kejourou healing
Anon, this is everything I wanted.

>> No.12419898

>>12419853
Hey man, thanks for going through the trouble of pointing out my typos. I really appreciate it. I'll give it a once-over when I get home. I hope you stick around for the upcoming chapters, too.

And remember. Wrestle lovin' is best lovin'.

>> No.12419899

>>12419889
>no bondage
>she's being fixed instead of broken
Anon, I...

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>>12419891
Me neither.

>> No.12419910

>>12419889
You. I like you.

>> No.12419912

>>12419889

You. What you write pleases me.

>> No.12419914

>>12419889
>No story about a young Kejourou girl separated from her parents from a young age by a man she's never seen before
>no story about her getting taken and sold into prostitution/slavery bfor lolicons to use as a fucktoy as much as they want
Look at this fucker.

>> No.12419918

>>12419898
I'll be sticking around until about halfway through September. After that, weekends are the only real guarantee. These threads last a few days though, so I'm sure I'll be around to read.

>> No.12419919

>>12419914
You're gonna get fucked up in a minute, anon.

>> No.12419923

>>12419914

Some of us are here for the healing, not your le edgemaster mindbreaking shit.

>> No.12419924

>>12419914

someone needs to write this

>> No.12419926

>>12419923

i dont think you understand what edge means because nothing in that post was even remotely edgy

>> No.12419927

>>12419923
Pls don't rapeshame anon.

>> No.12419928

>>12419853
(I'm on my phone so it's hard to link posts)

Forgot to say thank you for reading it and taking it seriously. I don't get much of that outside the irc. I actually have difficulty showing anyone my writing, so thank you for enjoying something I wrote.

>> No.12419929

>>12419914
You disgust me.

>> No.12419931

>>12419923

some people like healing some people like NTR and mindbreak there is nothing wrong with either one of those. People who go into threads and complain about other peoples fetish are the reason we got kicked off of /a/ and forced here

>> No.12419935
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Here we go. Better late than never (my apologies), but the saga continues undaunted.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/84583621/Chapter%2075

As always, thanks for reading.

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>>12419788
>"Is there something wrong?" She asks in a gentle voice
"N-No, I was just...ah..."
>It seems as though she's caught on to the fact that you're watching her other mouths
>"Oh. These are for snatching my prey. Or so my mother says."
>'Snatching her prey?'
>"I still can't control them as well as she can," she adds in a calculating manner. "They get in the way when I eat."
>You chuckle a bit upon hearing her say that, to which she gives you a subtle, indignant look
"Sorry. Still...Pardon me if I'm wrong, but it all still gets eaten, right?"
>"Yes. But I don't get to taste it in that case."
>Straight to the point, too
>You can't help but chuckle again at how petty the whole thing sounds
>Maybe you'll never understand it. After all, you're not a Dragon
>After a moment, you realize there is another silence between you two
>You don't want to distance yourself from her, so you try to come up with something to say
"So, what band do you listen to?" manages to slip from your mouth
>You realize that sounds pretty generic, but hey--it's a start
>"SerpenTeens."
>Bingo.
"Really?"
>"My favorite song was 'The Apple that was Eaten,'" she says, her tone still unchanging, which rather surprised you
>Who would've thought that such a girly idol band would appeal to a girl like her?
>Of course, it appealed to you for obvious reasons
>"I'm sure you've seen the music video for it, haven't you?"
"What? No, no, no. Of course not."
>You did
>It was lewd as hell
>And you loved it
>"Who's your type, Himiko or Talia?"
"I don't have to answer that question."
>It's Talia
"...It's Talia..."
>Dammit

>> No.12419943

Uh Oh! Your monster girl daughteru just came back from grandma's house and now has a pudgy tummy from all of her sweets and cooking!
How do you react?

>> No.12419948

>>12419943
>pudgy
>not fat as all hell
As long as she's only pudgy, she'll still get all the guys

>> No.12419952

>>12419943
Pinch her new tummy fat.

>> No.12419962

>>12419943
>my daughteru is a chubbybus
Time for vigorous exercise, in the form of rape.

>> No.12419969

Would anyone be interested in a story where the monster(girl) isn't really seen at all? Won't be for a while though.

>> No.12419974

>>12419943
Bother her to hell by poking and teasing her
It'd be so damn soft

>> No.12419975

>>12419943
Give her raspberries

>> No.12419980

>>12419943
Poke it.

>> No.12419987

>>12419943
Turn that pudge to muscle.

>> No.12419995

>>12419762

> It was like naming your son Marco and expecting him not to be a whore when he grew up.

I see what you did there.

>> No.12419999

>>12419943
Exercise.

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>>12419940
I've always wondered if the tentacle-mouth things Jabberwock has can assist her in maintaining her hoard.

What kind of hoard would a Jabberwock have anyways?

>> No.12420007

>>12419943
time to get her fit
make her exercise 3 hours a day
make her swole

>> No.12420019

>>12420003
has could*
Dammit.

>> No.12420022

>>12420003
I've always had the strangest feeling that they'd either collect poetry and literature, or pictures of their beloved. Or both.
Imagine being captured by a Jabberwock and being brought to their lair only to find that the entire cave is filled with books of poetry and pictures of you.

>> No.12420023

>>12419935
Thank you, Anonymoose! I love you story. This is going to be fun!

>> No.12420024

>>12420003
That face is adorable.

>> No.12420029

>>12420022

>Jabberwock with a mint condition copy of the 1800s print of Through The Looking Glass
>YFW she slaps your hand like a mother would a child when you want to touch it

>> No.12420030

>>12419940
Unfortunately, i have to put this on hold for a while since class and shit. I'll be back, though.

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>>12420022
>the entire cave is filled with books of poetry and pictures of you.
That's both creepy and arousing, I like it.

However, would she hire a Leanan Sidhe to stealth-paint the guy, or would the Jabberwock do it herself?

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>> No.12420047

>>12420022
>The entire cave is filled with books of poetry and pictures of you
She's probably read so much erotica and studied all of your fetishes she can make you jizz just by speaking

>> No.12420048

>>12420042
>found: 1
Sweet mother of god, yes.

>> No.12420053

>>12420042
Let me guess, Horitomo?

>> No.12420054

>>12420047
>She's probably read so much erotica and studied all of your fetishes she can make you jizz just by speaking
Hoho, there's an interesting idea.

>> No.12420065

>>12419928
Hey, it's fine. Good story to get invested into, by my mind.

I try to make a point to do a little review for all the Pastebin stories I see here which aren't long-ass sagas. If I did that, it'd probably eat into both my life, and the thread post count, in a major way. They get enough attention as it is, anyway.

But, that aside, I really am enjoying it just to see what happens next. It's fun, it's well written and I like it. I know the urge to show as many people your work as possible is very real, but remember one thing above all else: people are lazy. Oh and also write for your own enjoyment too I guess.

Heck, maybe post a link to your first chapter as well when you finish writing the second chapter. Some people might feel compelled with the prospect of two less clicks to whisk them away to the mystical land of Alaska. Or maybe I could just shout at all the harpy-loving Anons right now, ordering them to read this story. You hear that, /mgt/?

>> No.12420078

>>12420065
>mystical land of Alaska
>harpy-loving Anons
ThunderBrother?

>> No.12420080

>>12420054
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

>> No.12420082

>>12420042
SPIDERS!
PUNCH EM!

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>>12420042
More Horitomo garbage

Great

>> No.12420087

>>12420080
How's being 12 treating you

>> No.12420091

>>12420078
That's who's been writing the story here>>12418510, yes.
I'm just a humble and nameless reader, who makes review posts entirely too long for my own health.

>> No.12420092 [DELETED] 

>>12420078
I'm here, but don't listen to >>1240065. H-he knows not what he says.

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>>12419962
>not wanting a chubby nekobus

>> No.12420096

>>12419943
Pudgejob

>> No.12420107

>>12420065
Haaa. I appreciate the thought, but you don't need to plug it for me or anything. Enjoying it is enough.

>> No.12420110

>>12419943
Tell her she can spend another week at Grandma's while me and the missus make another kid to share grandma's love

>> No.12420111

>>12419935
Hooo...

Isaba'el has really earned my love already. I like her mixture of attitudes and I already love her motive.

Thank you for the awesome chapter, moose! As always, you continue to write awesomely.

She is going to fuck him senseless, isn't she?

And ohgod.

Isaba'el and Rosette are going to be /hilarious/ together.

And god, she and Susan are going to be able to have /such/ talks.

>> No.12420114

>>12420095
Ugh. Gross. Small tits on a fat chick, is the worst thing ever. Keep that shit in 3DPD. If you wanna go chubby it needs chubby tits.

>> No.12420115

>>12420111
Never took you as the fanboy type, NegaWalker. Your works are still good though.

>> No.12420116

>>12420042
>Loving shrine maiden spider housewife.

I have never wanted something more.

>> No.12420118

>>12420115
Of course I am a fanboy. I post in these threads and write fanfiction on monster girls.

Why else do you think I write these stories? Just to get my dick hard?

Its so hard to fap from your own porn, anon. Even if you write just what you really like and what turns you on.

Its the difference between touching yourself and having sex.

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>>12420114
Contrary to what you might think, those are decently sized breasts.

Much of her weight is on her ass and thighs, making her deliciously pear-shaped.

>> No.12420125

Just FYI, this month's Comic UNREAL has reverse spider-girl silk bondage.

http://exhentai.org/s/7733b38642/732838-255

>> No.12420127

>>12420119
Yeah, I hate pears. And those breasts are decently sized, sure, if they were on a thin/toned chick. It's all about proportions and cubby pears have barely and proportions. Besides the whole roman/pear ideal of beauty is pretty pidgeoned holed to thinish chicks. It's like a cup with thick thighs. And that's it.

>> No.12420134

>>12420125
>http://exhentai.org/s/7733b38642/732838-255

That... that is a bold, forward little boy.

Shotadom isn't that arousing as lolidom.

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>>12420127

Fair enough.

My biggest complaint is that chubby almost never works in 3D.

>> No.12420137

>>12420125
>comical shortstack succubutt doujin right after
I like that one better.

>> No.12420141

>>12420125
>>12420134
>You will never tie your arachne waifu up for a change, sitting on her big abdomen, and slowly pump your cock in and out of her dripping, drooling pussy as she fights to deny how turned on she is getting by being tied up for a change.

>> No.12420146

>>12420137
BAHAHA! Oh god. When he punches her in the face!

What is she? The Onahole fairy?

>> No.12420150

>>12420146

Dutch wife I think. As to why her tail is a buttplug... no idea.

There is also a cat/squirrel girl chapter in there too.

>> No.12420157

>>12420146
Skimming over those pages, he's not interested in the succubus because he has an onahole doll so she wrecks its shit and ties him up.

Succubus getting outsourced by technology, what a world.

>> No.12420160

>>12420125
>Loli Elf with a Clittyfutadick To Rule Them All.

...What?

>> No.12420165

>>12420160
>Somehow her futa elfsperm heals.

Who knew?

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Tall girls are great

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>>12420179
Hasshaku-sama is love.

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>> No.12420191

>>12420139
>My biggest complaint is that chubby almost never works in 3D.
Agreed. I guess I don't actually have a problem with what you're posting, my problem comes from when I try to imagine how that would look in real life.
>Daaamn look at those thighs and dat ass, imagine if- eew, no. Stop imagining.

>> No.12420192

>>12420179

I'm not a fan but I agree. They're pretty cute.

>> No.12420198

>>12420179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyvfFOeM7nI

>> No.12420201

>>12420189
I like her design so much I don't even care if she has lower-back wings.

>> No.12420204

>>12420201
Dumbest things ever
>Flys around hanging limply like some giant invisible flying mother wolf has grabbed her by the scruff of her neck. Or the hem of her pants.

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>>12420191
I've learned to think and imagine in 2d.

I think that's one of the 'problems' with people and 2d. They can't separate their 'real' fetishes and stuff that's sexy when in 2d form.

>> No.12420215

>>12420146
>punches her in the face

chris brown: the manga

>> No.12420221

>>12420111
>Puts glasses on someone then punches them

Nah, what a cunt.

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>> No.12420245

>>12420232
At least it isn't one of... whatshisnames... vore fetish pictures.

>> No.12420248

>>12419914
>>12419889

>The brothel owner's hands moving along her delicate body, examining every inch of the young Kejourou
>Asking the slaver if she's experienced her first bleeding yet before confirmation by the captor
>Pays a steep price for her, being a mamano
>She spends the rest of the day getting acquainted with the madame and other girls
>Madame forced to listen as the Kejourou spends her first time with a swarthy man who isn't at all delicate
>Has to comfort her when the girl comes back complaining that his smell is ingratiated into her, and that she'll never feel clean. Some days later they trim her hair to make her appear more human, repeating every few weeks or so.
>Years go by as she develops into a voluptuous adult Kejourou, her blank eyes staring around almost callously as men come from far and near in order to lay with the "prime whore" of the Zipangan city.
>Then, a foreigner happens across her.
>And says that one sentence that changes her life forever.
>"Such lovely hair, why would anybody ever have you cut it?"

>> No.12420255

>>12420248
...At first I was ready to be mad.

Then you made me smile. Good work.

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>>12420245
Oh, Karbo?

>> No.12420264

>>12420259
Ah yes. Thats the name I was looking for. I kept thinking a short K name and kept coming up with Kubo.

And we know he doesn't draw giantess vore fetish.

Except when he does.

>> No.12420266

>>12420259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI9MqIuZLmA

>> No.12420272

>>12420264
>I kept thinking a short K name and kept coming up with Kubo.
Not Korbo? Really? For shame.

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>>12420266
Heard you talking shit about sea bishops like we wouldn't find out

>> No.12420278

>>12420274
>>12420259
>>12420232
Fuck off with this shit

>> No.12420282

>>12420274
I want to sit on one's head and travel the ocean. Maybe I could build a house if she got a hat.

>> No.12420284

>>12420255

I don't like making people mad unless it's Welsh people.

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>>12420278
Is she not tall enough for you?

>> No.12420289

>>12420286
That kitsune has just extinguished all life on that planet.

>> No.12420291

>>12420286
>Gurren Lagann sized kitsune
I am afraid

>> No.12420293

>>12420289
>>12420291

It's just firefox

>> No.12420294

>>12420286
Holo still makes a better Firefox icon.

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>> No.12420305

>>12420291
I'm pretty sure that's been written at one point.

>> No.12420307 [SPOILER] 
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>>12420301
Bubuzuke does the best slime hands down

Just needs to do more

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>>12420307
I've always preferred vixen's

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>>12420309
2solid4me

>> No.12420321

>>12420313
Worst knight

>> No.12420322

>>12420309
See, I don't like slimes that look like transparent girls with some goop on them. I think they're extremely boring and unimaginitive

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>tfw no Jabberwock childhood friend that doesn't get it and pouts when you make Darkness jokes and act like a mobster around her

>> No.12420343

>>12420307
>slime
>hands down
>hands
That makes me wonder why that slime girl's hands look so weird.

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I love this picture so much

>> No.12420346

>>12420343
Because she's supposed to look "goopy" and regular, dainty, female human hands would conflict with that?

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>>12420329
that was great i...
anon i didn't even think of that....
still need to play the game

>> No.12420353

>>12420343
>That makes me wonder why that slime girl's hands look so weird.
That's just how the artist draws slime hands. They get fatter at the wrists because droopy slime

>> No.12420355

>>12420346
>>12420353
But it doesn't look attractive at all

>> No.12420356

>>12420355
Says you. I think they complement her design quite nicely, more so than normal hands would.

>> No.12420357

>>12420355
That's your opinion, and you entitled to it.
It's just wrong, is all.

>> No.12420360

>>12420355
Then you just want a transparent girl

>> No.12420365

>>12420344
Now /that/ is a Tsundere Medusa I'd love to seduce.

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>> No.12420370

>>12420367
Nipples mate, this board follows the teachings of the lord.

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>>12420370
Shit shit shit, I hope I didn't get b&

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>>12420372
Bans don't really mean a whole lot on 4chan.

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>>12420373
I'm too lazy to ban evade but too impatient to wait, you tell me

>> No.12420376

>>12420373
>youknowtheanswer.jpg
A-a human?

>> No.12420377
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>>12420373
I once got the boot for posting a lewd of this damn cat back on /a/.

>> No.12420379
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Would you a fox girl that loves you, but is forcefully married to somebody else?

>> No.12420380

>>12420379
No.

>> No.12420382

>>12420379
Forceful marriage makes it sound like her husband has power. Power to make bad things happen to me.

We'd have to elope far away from his reach.

>> No.12420383

>>12420379
>Would you a fox girl that loves you, but is forcefully married to somebody else?

I'd kill the evil diamyo who has forced her hand in marriage, then flee into the wilderness with my lady love where we could live happy together away from society.

>> No.12420384

>>12420377
I got banned for posting a picture from EMG

>> No.12420385
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>>12420379
>Do I want to NTR somebody
Hell fucking yes.

>> No.12420386

>>12420379

Yes.

>> No.12420387

>>12420384
Zombina?

>> No.12420389
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>>12420377
/a/'s mods are shit. We all know that.

>> No.12420391

>>12420387
Miia in her negligee

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>> No.12420395

>>12420394
Kitsune build bridges to nowhere too, huh?

Even if it is a perspective trick you can't unsee it now.

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who jawsome here

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>>12420399
>those huge fucking hands on your dick
What would they feel like?

>> No.12420403

>>12420399
>those enormous hands
why?

>> No.12420405

>>12418364
>Jumanji with Monster Girls
Safari hunter is replaced with a Paladin who thinks you're a traitor to humanity

>> No.12420408

>>12420405
>Who annoyingly looks like your dead father

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>>12420403

all the better to hug you with

>> No.12420411

>>12420402
Terrible.

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>> No.12420419

>>12420409
And all the worse to jerk you off with.

>> No.12420421

>>12420403
To grab you better and don't let you go.

>> No.12420422

>>12420399
>>12420409
these look about as trustworthy as a starved ushi-oni.

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>>12420422

Anon, please. You can trust me~

>> No.12420429
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12420429

Best smile

>> No.12420431

>>12420426
Who made this?

>> No.12420435

>>12420402
>>12420403
>>12420419
Big Meaty Claws/Paws/etc are flawless. They can hold you tight, hold your entire hand, and you can use them as a pillow.

If you hate them, then you have the shittest of the tastes.

>> No.12420436

>>12420435
But what if you wanted them on your dick? That wouldn't work out very well.

>> No.12420439

>>12420428
>You'll never be sandwiched between two flirty shark mermaids
>You'll never have the one on your back press up against you while you're forced balls deep into the one below you.
>They'll never occasionally trade places.
This is true pain.

>> No.12420440

>>12420431
Monorus, it was on a Friday when he dumped several requests, Youko Joseph and Fishing Baphomet among them.

>> No.12420444

>>12420439
Wouldn't they have super rough skin?

>> No.12420446

>>12420439
>flirty
try rapey

>> No.12420448

>>12420417
Slimezuri is fucking delicious

>> No.12420449

>>12420444
Nah. That wouldn't be conducive to mating with human men. They'd probably have rough skin to people who they don't like, but the men they have sex with feel them as silky smooth and slick.

Why?

Fucking Monster Girls thats why.

>> No.12420450

>>12420429
You fucking faggot.
http://i.imgur.com/OacEMWF.png

>> No.12420453

>>12420436

Obviously, just lay on your back, lube up your dick, and have her rub her palm against it.

>> No.12420454

>>12420449
They do have rough skin but it's just on the tail. Just like any other mermaid.

>> No.12420455

>>12420344
I bet that snake with the blue eyes is a total bro.

>> No.12420456

>>12420446
A mere technicality.

>> No.12420457

>>12420444
~ehh
i had a boogieboard when younger that was covered in a sharkskin style of material. best boogie board ever made. shit used to tear up my stomach and forearms slightly at first. then i got used to it and it didn't. plebs couldn't handle it.

GIVE ME DA SHARK GIRLS, I CAN DEAL WITH THE SANDPAPER SKIN

>> No.12420459

>>12420429

All you had to do was post a good image at the end.

Fuck's sake.

>> No.12420461

>tfw you'll never get cornered by a gang of dangerous street shark girls.
http://imgur.com/VFe1bRW.jpg

>> No.12420463

>>12420457
Now imagine that grinding against you feverishly while you're having sex.

>> No.12420468

>>12420457

Try real sharkskin before you say something like that. Denticles are way sharper than some fake rough texture.

Denticles also fulfill the niche of scales so sharkgirls would just have normal smooth skin on their upper body. You don't hear people bitching about those rough ass bony scales on regular mermaids do you?

>> No.12420471

>>12420463
during i wouldn't notice
after i'd have irritated skin, no salt water pls

by the 3rd time i will be golden to rub as much as i want

>> No.12420473

>>12420456
Do you think a gang of shark girls would shove you into a back alley, tear off your clothes and hold down your arms and legs to "flirt" with you?

>> No.12420475

>You will never come home to your monster girl waifu rocking your infant monster girl daughteru and singing her a lullaby

>> No.12420478

>>12420468
held some hammerheads (friend went shark fishing, helped him cook'em)
legit was just as rough as the boogie board (that one was only sold for a few months to never be seen again)

>> No.12420479

What if shark girls don't actually have rough scales?

>> No.12420480

Updated Part 2.

Read it here: http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

Remember to leave and comments, corrections, or criticisms either in response to this post or in my mail inbox.

Hope you like it.

>> No.12420484

>>12420436
Not everything involving Monster Girls has to be sexual Anon. Don't you just want to watch a movie with your Jabberwock waifu, or some other Monstergirl with big meaty claws, lean against her as she wraps her claw around you, holding you tightly to her?

>> No.12420485

>>12420479

>Scales literally made of millions of tiny sharp teeth growing out of their skin
>Not sharp

Denticles. It's even in the name.

>> No.12420486

>>12420480
>http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

Ooo. I was looking forward to more of your wordplay. Your sharpshooter Hatter was definitely an inspiration for Hatter in the Tea Party and Wonderland stories

>> No.12420487

>>12420473
IT ISN'T RAPE IF I QUITE LITERALLY ASKED FOR IT ANON.

>> No.12420490

>>12420486
>Your sharpshooter Hatter was definitely an inspiration for Hatter in the Tea Party and Wonderland stories

I'm really glad to hear that. I'm hoping to do some proper action scenes in the coming months. Tried to so a dummy action scene this update, literally. So let me know how you think I could improve that.

>> No.12420491

Would your waifu disown you if she found out you were a dirty slut, wanting to sleep with pretty every mg you see?

>> No.12420492

>>12420485

well yeah, real shark scales are sharp and rough, but I'm pretty sure in this world that's supposed to be a hugbox, they'd be as smooth as any other scales are.

>> No.12420497

>>12420491
I wouldn't want that If I had one.

>> No.12420500

>>12420492

Other scales aren't smooth. Knigga you ever scaled a big-scaled fish? Mermaids have osteoderm scales the size of half-dollars. That's several milimeters of bone overlapping.

>> No.12420504 [DELETED] 

I'm still pondering writing a story about a lonely futa Manticore who uses her own tailpussy on herself.

>> No.12420507

>>12420504
Fuck off.

>> No.12420508

>>12420504
> writing a story about a Manticore
We've gotten to the stage where this annoys me more than the spoilered part

>> No.12420509

>>12420504
Now that's what I call asexuality

>> No.12420510

>>12420504
That's just sad

>> No.12420511

>>12420428

>The California waters feel incredibly warm and the surf beats on your bronzed surfer's body.
>Your bleached out hair from too long in the sun shines as you paddle your board out into the breakwater.
>The rise and fall of the water rolls under you as you feel a rising anticipation at catching wave.
>The beach is mostly empty at this time of morning. Its a surfer's beach, not a swimmer's beach. Its the kind of water you go out alone on and enjoy.
>You drove your jeep out to the rocky shore early in the morning to catch the first waves, unafraid of warnings of sharks. You've had some close contacts in the past, but the water is like a second home to you.
>Besides, as long as you don't act like food, they shouldn't bite.
>You turn into the waves and feel them rise as you watch them form. It had to be the right one.
>Little did you know that two pairs of beautiful eyes were watching you even now.
>It was some time since the Monster Girls had become part of the world. You'd enjoyed yourself, handsome, laid back surfer like you. A few flings, but nothing serious. Plenty of the Mamono love to share a bed with a handsome twenty-something for a night without any commitments.
>When you see the wave, you grin, and paddle furiously. Your arms cut through the water as fins cut through the water shortly after you. You don't look back, only ahead. The wave counts. The water builds and swells up and you catch the wave.
>The lift. The jump, and you are on the wave.
>There is no greater rush then this.
>A wild laugh erupts as you crouch down, maintaining your balance as you guide the board with the shifting of your legs.
>The water curls /beautifully/. A pipe that just begs to be slid down.
>You cut a line through the water, only to catch movement out of the corner of your eye.
>Something is in the wave.
>A leering, dark haired, pink skinned woman with a massive fin on her back. She is grinning with a mouthful of teeth as she watches you.

>> No.12420515

>>12420511
'ere we go.

>> No.12420517

>>12420511
Make sure this ends in brutal, pelvis debilitating rape.

>> No.12420524

>>12420511
You have my attention

>> No.12420531

>>12420511
penis standing by

>> No.12420535

>>12420511
>Its a Shark Girl. And she isn't alone. Soon a second, who looks so much alike her they have to be sisters joins her.
>The one you saw first leers at you as you surf, sending glances her way.
>She reaches up with a hand that could palm your whole head and tugs down her top to show off her round, heavy tits.
>At about this point the sister points for you to look forward, and you see the water crashing down around you.
>Its too close to guide out of the collapsing pipe and the water swallows you with a yell.
>When you wake up, your board is stuck in the dark sand of the rocky beach. And the two Sharkgirls are slowly rubbing their big, soft hands over your body.
>"Damn, that was a hell of a wave..."
You're right about that.
>Says the mostly pink sister.
You looked /amazing/.
>The other remarks, her big hand slowly rubbing your crotch. Your surprised you still have your trunks on at this point.
>They have their heavy breasts crushed against your arms, effectively pinning you down.
>You swallow. On one hand, they are two sharkgirls. Those teeth look no different then what you saw in the mouth of the Bull Shark that took a bite out of your board a few years ago.
>Oh the other hand, its two bodacious twins that clearly want you for your body.
>"So... come here often?"
>They laugh, then /leer/.
No, not especially. We just moved into the area.
I think we're going to be staying here for some time though.
>You raise a single finger.
>"Just one request?"
>They chorus
And what would that be?
>"...Be gentle?"
>The wide mouthed laughter that erupts from both of them shows off those /teeth/. Their big, dark eyes rooll back as they laugh. Just like the Bull Shark's did. Rolling back into the head as they are about to take the first bite. That's how sharks do it.
Now, really, surfer boy...
>The pink sister grinds her self over your leg, feeling up your chest.
...There was never any chance of that.
>The other concludes, her hand squeezing your crotch.

>> No.12420544

>>12420535
Mast has been raised. Who are you again? You're the guy who like the /emphasize/, right?

>> No.12420546

>>12420504
Go for it.

>> No.12420547

>>12420544
NegaWalker, yeah.

>> No.12420551

>>12420546
Fuck off.

>> No.12420553

>>12420551
You first, anon.

>> No.12420554

>>12420535
>>12420535

I am intrigued. And hoping
one of them has a dick

>> No.12420557

>>12420554
Sharks don't have penises, anon.
They have claspers.

>> No.12420558

>>12419320
>betamax MC taking back whore gf who fucked hundreds of random niggers
NO! Fucking paladin, this is the worst ending possible for NTR.
This what makes me truly mad.
Fucking "When you let go of my hands", it's 8 years since I read it and I still mad

>> No.12420560

>>12420511
>>12420535
Going to need two hands for this

>> No.12420561

>>12418066
Which Back to the Future film?

>> No.12420567

So tell me, /mgg/. Why do you people have such a huge fascination with "healing" type stories. Anyway?

>> No.12420570

>>12420567
It's nice to be healed. To have someone help pull you from the depths and show you a bright world. One in which you're wanted and loved.

>> No.12420573

>>12420567
We're all big softies

>> No.12420574

>>12420567
Think a little, anon. It's not that hard.

>> No.12420575

>>12420567
>>12420570
That, and its a really erotic fetish.

Some of us like rape. Some of us like NTR. Some of us like futa. Some of us are wrong.

Some of us just want to fuck the woman we love and make her pain go away with the power of our love.

>> No.12420578

>>12420567
Laska and Me was a 'Healing Story'

fuck healing stories

>> No.12420580

>>12420575
You say "power of love", you mean "power of dick".

Don't fall for it, anons. Healing is crypto-maledom and must be purged.

>> No.12420582

>Be a rich yet slightly spoiled boy raised to become a gentleman like father
>Mother passed away in a carriage accident, but father managed to live thanks to the kindness of strangers
>Hear the man who saved my father passed away, and my father, being the courtly gentleman he is, decided to take in his child
>Get excited, only child, never lived with somebody else my own age before, be like finally having a sibling
>The newest family member finally arrives!
>Blonde girl leaps out of carriage in a strange pose-like manner
>Regardless, welcome her with open arms
>My dog comes up to greet her with a heart full of unrequited love
>She punts my dog
>"NANI WO SURU DA!?"
>She grabs my ear so hard it feels like it's going to rip off and tells me I'm scum, lower than dirt, and to stay out of her way
>Confused about why she despises me
>She proceeds to torture me over a series of events, the occurs for weeks
>Friends stop talking to me, female friend is scared off, father gets upset with my behavior, become a pariah
>Belittles me like a sadistic fiend!
>Finally man up and slap her, she starts to tear up, immediately feel bad
>Afterwards she starts to do 'strange' underhanded things
>Starts pressing her foot against my crotch at the dinner table
>Leaves her room wearing nothing but underwear, leaves her drawers in my room
>Tells father I've been looking at her in the shower
>Express discontent when I spend time with my only friend, who is female
>Finally decide to confront her about her strange behavior
>Inquires about lady friend for some awkward reason
>She violently steals my first kiss
>"YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIRST KISS WOULD BE WITH ERINA, BUT IT WAS ME, DIA!"
>Immediately push her off, angered
>She commands I take off my underwear
>Refuse outright!
>"MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!"
>She rips off my clothing with super human strength
>"MONKEY NANDAYO, JOJOOOOOOOOOO!"
>Shamed repeatedly for hours on end
>Reach breaking point
>Ejaculate inside as she goes "URRRRRYYYYY!"

>> No.12420586

>>12420578
Laska and Me was a Feelgood Drama. Or rather... Feelbad Drama.
>>12420580
Even when you're the one being healed with the power of your monster girl waifu's pussy?

>> No.12420589

>>12420582
BROMOOOOOOOOOONT!

>> No.12420590

>>12420248
>Years go by as she develops into a voluptuous adult Kejourou, her blank eyes staring around almost callously as men come from far and near in order to lay with the "prime whore" of the Zipangan city.
Couldn't read that without being reminded of pic related
http://i.imgur.com/mICmnZp.jpg

>> No.12420600

>>12420582

>Dia

Bromont pls, the feminine form of Dio would be Dea, not Dia.

>> No.12420603

>>12420590

Who?

>> No.12420604

>>12420600
Sweet Dee Brando?

>> No.12420607

Any drawfags willing to draw butts?

>> No.12420608

>thread still 9th to die
Fuck

>> No.12420611

>>12420567
Because I'm already a demon

>> No.12420614

>>12420607
Seconding the drawing of butts.

>> No.12420618

>>12420607
>>12420614
>try to draw a butt in paint.
>Fail.

Fuck I such at art.

>> No.12420619

>>12420603
Fasalina from GunxSword.
She's a former prostitute who always has those empty, BSOD-like eyes.

>> No.12420622

>>12419590
>http://i.imgur.com/yMQTs87.png
Who do you think I am?

>> No.12420624

>>12420618
Make it your goal to learn how to draw butts.

Then make monster girl butts.

>> No.12420625

>>12420582
Now imagine if Araki had a monster girl fetish. Vampires are monster girls, pillar men are monster girls, stands are monster girls, everything is monster girls.

>> No.12420627

>>12420575
>love

Funny way to spell raw dog, hair pulling, armpit licking, ball slapping, ass spanking, back clawing, finger suckling, butthole fingering, nipple pinching, tit squeezing, a2m fucking.

>> No.12420633

>>12420607
Here.

5 seconds in mspaint
puu sh/b9tuI/a493e18687

>> No.12420634

>>12420582
>tfw even Speedwagon would be horny

>> No.12420635

In a world where MGs are the dominant species, human men are becoming scarce. Most of them are treated as valuable commodities, but recently, some states have agreed on the idea of keeping a few "specimen" in zoos, where they can be spectated and studied by visitors.

You are one of them. For years you've been locked away in a cage like an animal, spending your days sleeping, eating, and being mostly observed by monster girls and their children that visit the zoo daily. Your old, dirty clothes are a clear sign that you had gotten used to this life a long time ago.

It's difficult for you to have a good night's sleep, as employees sometimes decide to remain in the zoo at night even after its closure, looking to get a "midnight snack" from you. Taking this issue into account, the zoo's managers move you to a cleaner and better guarded section of the facility.

Despite being slightly better and sturdier than your previous cage, the one you've been transferred to is considerably smaller and closer to the walking path, making it possible for visitors to see you up close. It was quite a frightening thought, considering your previous, not-so-pleasing interactions with MGs.

Coming in contact with them becomes considerably scarier, but you had to endure it, for this was your life. Days turn into weeks, weeks into months, and on your life continues. This boring, lonely life of yours. Children point at you with smiles and looks of curiosity on their faces, asking their mothers questions about your species, only to receive answers that imply you're a plaything, a creature to be taken good care of. None of this matters to you anyways.

One day, a day where the zoo is hardly active, you sit down on the ground, leaning your back against the steel grates that hold you hostage. You hear sounds of soft steps behind you, but you dismiss it soon after, it's probably just visitors walking around the place. The steps suddenly stop, giving you the suspicion that somebody is still nearby.

>> No.12420638

>>12420634
Speedwagon faps cooly

>> No.12420640

>>12420582
>>12420582
I was about to call you out for part 1 jokes that have been regurgitated 1,000 times, but I'll admit I laughed hard at MONKEY NANDAYO, JOJOOOOOOO

>> No.12420641

>>12420633
cute

>> No.12420643

>>12420635
...continue.

>> No.12420645

>>12420627
What about cuddles? No one thinks about cuddles?

>> No.12420646

>>12420640
Silly anon, you can never have enough Jojo.

>> No.12420649

>>12420635
>Inb4 instant rape.
I hope the protagonist knows how to run like a bitch, and hide somewhere.

Post more in a pastebin faggot.

>> No.12420652

>>12420646
I can if it's the same KONO DIO DA joke I've heard 1000 times. I mean look at the faggots on reddit, rather than use Giorno for a Digorno joke, they used "It was I, Diogiorno" despite there being much better jokes to be had.

>> No.12420655

>>12420633
>tail doesn't make a love heart shape

See me in my office

>> No.12420657

>>12420652
Thus are the risks of browsing reddit.

>> No.12420660

>>12420645
Well that comes after the healing. I merely described the healing process.

>> No.12420698

What do you guys think Holstaurus milk tastes like? Like regular fresh milk but....better? Because farm fresh milk is already pretty damn good. I also really want to taste Holstaurus ice cream, like a lot.

>> No.12420701

I updated the thing, if anyone's even reading it
Update begins at 154. Like I said here >>12417085 it's my first time trying this writing thing. Add that on with the fact English isn't my native and, well, you get the point. Read the disclaimer..
It's also a mystery.
Apologizes in advance. There's Manticores a foot

http://pastebin.com/Q3Z5hW4j

>> No.12420703

>>12420625
>Pillar men are monster girls
>They still wear the same almost nonexistant clothing
Plz Araki sama... plz

>> No.12420706

>>12420698
Braums milk.

But better.

Much better.
puu sh/b9vXY/c0b5766af2

>> No.12420707

>>12420652
>Going on reddit
Well there's your problem

>> No.12420710

>>12420635

Turning your head expecting to see an average visitor staring at you from afar, your forehead was met with a pointy horn, as it slightly poked your skin. Shifting your focus from the horn to its owner in bewilderment, your eyes are met with the face of a Cyclops, which calmly stared at you from the other side of the cage.

Realizing how dangerously close your faces were to each other, you quickly rocked your head back in reflex as to distance yourself from her. Your look of surprise remained for a few more seconds before you relaxed a bit and took a better look at her while rubbing your forehead.

She was crouching, gazing at you at eye level. Her bluish face was devoid of any emotion, as her large, dark blue eyeball locked itself into yours. Her clothes matched the weather outside, and covered most of her skin, but it did little to hide her rather volumptous body. She seemed to be a full grown woman in your eyes, but looks could be deceiving, and you knew this well.

As your surprised expression vanished, you stared back at her in silence for a few seconds, as if expecting her to say something. The Cyclops girl proved to be quite skilled in neither showing any notable expression, nor speaking, and that irritated you a bit.

“…What?” You inquired, breaking the silence.

No response. This woman was starting to make you feel uneasy; you didn’t like to be stared at for so long, by some creepy mute Cyclops girl, no less. You never got completely used to this kind of thing, regardless of how long you’ve been there.

Grunting in impatience, you got back up on your feet, wiped the dust off your dirty clothes and began to walk towards your makeshift bed at the other corner of the cage, disregarding the girl’s presence.

“…You look sad.”

You froze in place as a soft, almost inaudible voice reached your ears, slowly turning around as to face the source of the sound, you shoot a confused glance at the girl.

>> No.12420711

>>12420635
>>12420635
>>12420635

Any scenario where men are second class citizens interests me.

>> No.12420713

>>12420698
Like goat milk but sweeter and has a more creamy taste
And a little bit of sugar and spice with some stuff that are nice. And a hint of vanilla.
And some stuff that makes it addicting as hell that you don't taste

>> No.12420718

okay guys, important question

how dangerously cheesy is too cheesy

>> No.12420721

>>12420718
When the cheese starts to take over the sandwich and makes it unidentifiable

>> No.12420727

>>12420706
God this needs to be scanned already.
>>12420713
Would it taste a little like the foods she had been eating? Like foods that are naturally sweet would make it sweeter? I don't even care if I get addicted, though for obvious reasons we can only have one breast feeding kid at a time because those are mine, I'll give up one for my kid but not both.

>> No.12420728

>>12420718
There is an image guide

>> No.12420733

>>12420727
>Would it taste a little like the foods she had been eating?
I'm sure that if they altered their diet the flavor could change.

Fall brings pumpkin milk.

>> No.12420735

>>12420728

Oh wait, I forgot a part

how cheesy is too cheesy for your personal tastes

Now, for me, I can fap to anything that I think looks attractive.

>> No.12420737

>>12420727
>Anon starts to battle his own child to claim the rights of one tit
I can see it now

>> No.12420739

>>12420735
Get out

>> No.12420741

>>12420739

Nah.

>> No.12420743

>>12420733
Welp there's a new thing I want to do with a Holstaurus, make a massive list of what foods make her milk taste like what, kind of like a sexy cook book or something.
>>12420737
Hey at least one of those is mine, we can both do it at the same time if their that intent on it. It'll be family bonding time.

>> No.12420744

>>12420741
It's not fucking Friday so get out

>> No.12420745

>>12419162
Dat delicious tummy.

>> No.12420749

>>12420635
>>12420710
Actually, I don't think I'd mind life in a human zoo too much, as long as they feed me well and give me plenty of room. Make the caretaker a nice kitsune or gentle oni or something and we'd have a deal.

>> No.12420751

>>12420743
>Family bonding time
You'd make a good father, anon

>> No.12420753

>>12420701
>not taking any shit from the manticore
I'm alright with this.

>> No.12420755

>>12420751
I can only hope.

>> No.12420756

>>12420721
Isn't that just a cheese sandwich? Those are delicious.

>> No.12420757

>>12420756
Right? Grilled cheese sandwiches are the best
But in all serious, I'm talking about a whole tub on cheese in a pan, with a piece of bread sitting in it

>> No.12420770

>>12420757
Fondue? Also delicious. Shit man, this analogy is as bad as comparing lolis to cookie dough.

>> No.12420773

>>12420770
I'm sorry. I'm hungry, ok? Brain's not processing correctly.

>> No.12420774

I've asked this some older threads, but how do you like monster girls, born and raised that way or transformed into being one?

>> No.12420776

>>12420710

I think I'll finish this tomorrow. I'm tired as hell.

>>12420749

I dunno man, being in a cage kinda limits your options of doing things you like. Oh well, guess it's a matter of taste.

>> No.12420779

>>12420774

Generally I like born and raised as that allows for them have a unique cultural tradition to their race.

This mating dance has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

>> No.12420780

>>12420305
If only

>> No.12420782

Girls with large fangs with their mouth wide open above a erect penis head in close up is my fetish

>> No.12420789

>>12420735
Usually, snouts and full body fur are too much.
Polt remains the only exception for me

>> No.12420816

Know what I miss.

A full beach episode of MM with Zombina filling out her swimsuit nicely and drinking booze and having a hell of a time.

>> No.12420835

>>12420789
>Usually, snouts and full body fur are too much.
That when it starts to go into furry territory there. As long as none of us go down that dark path, it's all good.

>> No.12420841

>>12420835
But Anon, what of the dark mistress Polt, who tempts us with her winning personality, killer bod and wan wan?

>> No.12420848

>>12420841
>Not enjoying that wanderful mind and that wanderful work ethic
She's perfect. 3 dates, and I'd pop the question.

>> No.12420855

>>12420841
Furries must be purged for their heresy. There are no exceptions!
http://i.imgur.com/vD9jml6.jpg

>> No.12420859

>>12420835
according to the chart, she's semi-furry.
>>12420841
>>12420848
You think she'd mind if I tried to smell her butt when we are first introduced?

>> No.12420862

>>12420735
I masturbate to whatever gets me going.

Like pic related.

http://i.imgur.com/AnDnanM.jpg

>> No.12420867

>>12420816
Any excuse to see Tio in a bikini again.

>> No.12420869

I envision the Bandersnatch from my Wonderland story as a shaggy Polt with four arms and digigrade legs.

Who wan wans and hunts her prey with a feral intensity.

And when she catches you, she grips your ass with her lower pair of hands and holds you tight. She holds your wrists tight and pins them... and proceeds to slam her pelvis into those of her mate over and over until she howls and explosively orgasms as you pour your seed into her.

I like this image.

Do you like it too, /jp/?

Or do you shun the frumulous Bandersnatch?

>> No.12420870

>>12420862
oh man that was great,
Yellow pop was boarderline but still a great fap

>> No.12420872

>>12420862
>http://i.imgur.com/AnDnanM.jpg

Sexy milfy catgirl who is a bit too furry?

...still would fuck.

Whats the sauce? Google image search reveals nothing.
>>12420870
Yellow pop? Is that the name?

>> No.12420873

>>12420862
>I don't see anything wrong-
>Cat nose
weeeeellllll that is really close. but I like the pudge

>> No.12420874

>>12420873
Very milfy. I like it too.

>> No.12420875

>>12420859
>You think she'd mind if I tried to smell her butt when we are first introduced?
Not in public.
She's might give you a chance when you are in private.

>>12420867
She might pop out this time.

>> No.12420876

>>12420872
I will warn you, there is some very, very furry stuff in this tank.

http://exhentai.org/s/a82d3d4bb9/666301-4

The artist of the work at the beginning is nakagami takashi. He does a lot of things. Some borderline, some deep into furry territory.

>> No.12420884

>>12420876
>http://exhentai.org/s/a82d3d4bb9/666301-4

Eh. I'm not picky. Thanks. Milfy always gets me.

>> No.12420885

>>12420875
maybe when introduced to another Kobold, they circle around each other, sniffing their butts and shaking hands at the same time

>> No.12420901

Man, demons.

Watching Ugly Americans again and Callie hits all my buttons just right.

>> No.12420946

Alright. Chapter 2 of Alp Adventures complete and ready for criticizing. And also the links to the previous chapters.

Chapter 2 http://pastebin.com/jLcc5LQD
Chapter 1 http://pastebin.com/aVEQP5Tb
Prologue http://pastebin.com/NhppmRqA

>> No.12420963

>>12420946
>http://pastebin.com/jLcc5LQD

Well done! I'm enjoying you writing style.

The chapters are a little short, but concise. The humor is excellent and the premise flows rather well. I really like the idea of following the path of a guy through human to incubus to Alp.

You write well and while I would love for them to be longer, I am content with the flow of information in each chapter. It feels like a 'Part' of a light novel where each section is one scene and setup and flowing to the next.

Keep it up. I look forward to where your story is going.

>> No.12420986

>>12420963
I appreciate the kind words. This is about the only time I've actually shared anything I've written with others. So there's still a bit of self consciousness in the back of my mind.

As for the length of the chapters I've been intentionally making them short for a few reasons. I don't want someone to glance at it and have a tl;dr feeling. Also I don't want it to be a massive info dump that gets boring to read. I figured having short bits of the pertinent information would be for the best.

>> No.12420987

>>12419935
http://i.imgur.com/m4IyUb9.png

>>12420111
I like your stories too NegaWalker, say, will that Wyvern story continue?

>>12420607
I asked this because .Less wants to challenge drawfags to draw the best butt from their favourite series/writefagging respectively; and line them up for comparison. As it stands drawfags are mia or busy.

>> No.12420999

>>12420986
Its a good philosophy. Really, only the lazy and the useless people tl;dr. The people who actually matter and will be your truest fans and appreciators of your work will take the time to read. Especially when you demonstrate your skill.

It is a good starting point though and a good decision. There are very valid reasons to do either writing style.

I'll look forward to more.

>>12420987
I'm very glad to hear that! And aww... Isaba'el has already latched onto me with that and her cuteness.

I'm going to enjoy her as part of the party. I'm sure of it.

As for my story, I've been seriously considering it. The Wyvern Damme was one close to my heart when I wrote it, though I didn't catch the bug to go to the second part for a while.

I like the idea of doing a longer siege of Drakkenwall and how the new Dragoons respond to their change in Wyvern and Dragon population and how dealing with the newly female horde of Monsters will play out with everyone so freshly transformed and the new Demon Lord's desires so ferociously imposed on all the new monsters.

I expect they'll be a rampaging mob of sex-hungry she-beasts.

Would be fun to imagine what might happen to any poor bastard knocked off the wall and into their clutches. Or perhaps not. But it would be fun to write out.

>> No.12421006

>>12420987
we seemed to have gained colorfags and lost a few drawfags
>>12420946
just read them and they are pretty entertaining

>> No.12421008

>>12420774
This question gets less answers every time I see it.

>> No.12421009

>you'll never play a game of Jumanji with your monster waifu
>you'll never get sucked into the game until the dice read 5 or 8
>you'll never spend the next 20 years in Africa, running from various monster girls and Van Pelt

>> No.12421013

>>12421009
>Van Polt
>Come on, anon, only 10 more miles to go! >You're doing wanderfully

>> No.12421014

Are we almost dead yet?

>> No.12421017

>>12420999
>Especially when you demonstrate your skill.
That's goes with another reason I'm making the chapters short. Start off small and show what I can do. Then if people enjoy it, I can write longer chapters that people may be more inclined to read.

>>12421006
>just read them and they are pretty entertaining
Thank you for saying so. If I can entertain at least a few people It gives me confidence enough to continue and hopefully entertain more people.

>> No.12421019

>>12421014
We're 7th in line to be pruned. But considering how /jp/ moves around this time, it could still be quite a while before we get bumped off.

>> No.12421022

>>12421019
We'll be here for a good while before the thread disappears.
Maybe we can do something to pass the time?

>> No.12421025

>>12421014
still page 9 anon.

http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6djf
Line 854 on.
Spider and the Fly update. since I took off a night at work because I feel like shit, so I wrote up an update. I'll work on another tonight, Basic Training for Monster Girls. Should be good.

>>12421017
Even though I don't like Alp, I'm still having a few giggles. the short update format helps me to read something I normally wouldn't, so it that sense it works pretty well.

>> No.12421028

>>12421025
Anon, I just want you to know I love you in a totally not-gay way and hope you continue writing.

>> No.12421032

>>12421028
I can't stop now, anon. I'm balls deep into the story now, and I've found my rhythm, expect a satisfying climax.

>> No.12421033

Well, with my headache gone I could do more greentexts like I did earlier.
Or I could fuck off, and leave you to complain about a slowly dieing thread.

>> No.12421035

Why I keep coming back? This is like a abusive household

>> No.12421037

>>12421035
Baby, you know we only hurt you because we love you.

>> No.12421039

>>12421037
>>12421035
Why am I imagining an Anon in a gimp suit while being beaten by his waifu?

>> No.12421042

>>12421039
Because you're a sick pervert? But it's ok. We're all sick perverts here.

>> No.12421043

>>12421042
Am I still sick when imaging that one scene from pulp fiction that involved sodomy and samurai swords, but with monstergirls?

>> No.12421048

>>12421043
as long as there's no futa.

>> No.12421052

>>12421037
>you know we only hurt you because we love you

Don't worry anon I hurt myself everyday

>> No.12421057

>>12421048
But if there's none, then we cant imagine the futa cat getting her dick blown off with a shotgun.

>> No.12421059

>finish reading Negawalker's Wonderland story
>ALL THOSE FUCKING FIRST TO SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE CHANGES IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES
Line 107; "Panting, you just shook my head. Clearly my head was about to part from my shoulders. There was no way she was going to accept you now."
Holy shit dude.

>> No.12421066

>>12421009
>playing Jumanji with your monster girlfriend
>it's your turn
>you roll the dice
>It's a 6
>your game-piece moves six spaces ahead, and a message appears in the center of the board
>"A hunter from the darkest wild / Makes you feel just like a child."
>you begin to tremble as you attempt to comprehend the message

>> No.12421067

>>12421059
>Read this
>Proceed to call faggot to the writer

>> No.12421072

>>12421057
That is an interesting point.

>> No.12421079

>>12421059
Sorry sorry. I thought I caught them all. I was trying to do it in first person and I kept slipping back because of my previous writing.

I'll correct it. It was a task proofreading them all and thought I caught them.

Thank you for pointing it out.

>> No.12421080

>>12421079
>I was trying to do it in first person and I kept slipping back because of my previous writing.
I feel your pain so very hard. I don't even like second that much, but somehow it rubs off.

>> No.12421086

>>12421080
I don't really know that pain, to be honest. I somehow always stay consistent with the 1st/2nd/3rd-persons.

>> No.12421102

>>12421080
Yeah, the different writing styles can be jarring to wrap your mind around when your prose is flowing.

It just slips sometimes.
>>12421086
I'm a lot more used to writing in the third person due to my experience with MU* environments. Its easier to pose and interact with others in those environs using third person.

Changing my style to the 'you' for the greentext style monster girl stories that are the style of late is quite the chore on occasion.

My Ryu story made heavy use of using my, rather then you, and as I'd just written it the other day my mind was still stuck in those patterns somewhat as I moved deeper and got more deeply involved with the story.

I should have fixed them all. If you catch anything else, don't hesitate to mention it.

>> No.12421104

>>12421102
At least you're not dyslexic, like Bromont.

>> No.12421110

>>12421104
Hope you enjoyed the story otherwise.

Took the CHAAAAANGE PLACES theme to its inevitable conclusion.

>> No.12421118

>>12421066
>"Every month at the quarter moon / There'll be a monsoon in your lagoon."
>your entire house starts flooding
>after a few short minutes, you're up to your neck in water
>"Well, this isn't as bad as the stampede, at least."
>two girls with fins for ears poke the top half of their heads out of the water and stare at you
>"Aw shit."
>you spend the next half hour wrestling crocodile girls, before they eventually overpower you and rape you to death

>> No.12421122

>>12421118
>to death
That's not a fun boardgame at all!

>> No.12421129

>>12421122
It's not supposed to be fun.


>"Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight."
>suddenly you're surrounded by an army of spider girls
>you try your best to fight them off, but they overpower you through sheer numbers
>you spend the rest of your life as their sex slave
>you also father 70% of the next generation of spider girls, but that's beside the point

>> No.12421131

>>12421122
its the best way to make a board game more fun
like monopoly is a shit board game
but
monopoly to the death
best game ever

>> No.12421132

>>12421129
>It's not supposed to be fun
Yes it is, why else would the game have been made?

>> No.12421137

>>12421131
Or Clue with an actual murder being investigated by a bunch of amateurs, one of whom is the killer?

>> No.12421140

>>12421131
>Monopoly to the death
>You actually want it to be longer

>> No.12421141

>>12421131
But wouldn't the mere addition of Monster Girls be enough to make any boring game more fun?

>> No.12421144

>>12421141
Pharaoh and Apophis playing Risk?

>> No.12421145

>>12421132
To test people? To watch others suffer?

>"They grow much faster than bamboo / Take care or they'll come after you."
>numerous plants begins to quickly grow all around your room
>a couple flowers sprout a certain points
>after opening up, they begin firing poisonous needles at you
>you try your best to dodge the incoming attacks
>and you succeed
>but by dodging the needles, you left yourself open for a vine to grab your foot
>you notice that the vine is connected to a giant plant bulb with a girl inside of it, who also somehow appeared in your fireplace
>you try to struggle away, but fail
>she draws you into the plant bulb, and begins to hug you
>"We'll always be together. Forever."
>you then engage in nonstop vanilla sex for all eternity

>> No.12421146

>>12421145
>nonstrop vanilla sex for all eternity
Isn't that like, good? That's at least a Normal End.

>> No.12421150

>>12421146
But you can't play video games or browse 4chan if you're too busy engage in nonstop vanilla sex.

>> No.12421155

>>12421144
>Apophis using rush tactics
>Pharaoh laughing all of their tricks off with her noblewoman's laugh, playing the defensive until the endgame where she takes over her rival completely

>> No.12421160

>>12421150
>>12421146
That sounds like a good end.

>> No.12421165

>>12421146
It's debatable, really.


>"Her fangs are sharp, she likes your taste / Your party better move post-haste."
>a large furry paw with large, sharp claws suddenly grabs your shoulder
>you hear a voice come out from behind you, "Ohh, a man? It's been a while since I last saw one. I DO hope you'll keep me company~"
>you have to chance to run before the lion girl slams you to the ground and rips your clothing off
>you spend the rest of your life as her husband, and frequently get your pelvis shattered

>> No.12421176

>>12421150
Yes, and?
>>12421155
Where's Less when you need him?

>> No.12421179

>>12421165
>This will not be an easy mission / Monkeys slow the expedition
>attacked by a mob of muscle girl monkeys with red fur
>gangbanged forever, they call you "their favorite banana"

>> No.12421180

>>12421176
Where's Loen when you want him?

>> No.12421190

>>12421179
>"Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder / Staying put would be a blunder."
>an enormous stampede of monster girls tears down the wall of your house
>you don't even have time you utter a one-liner before your swamped in countless monster girls

>> No.12421191

>>12421180
Where's Loen at all?

>> No.12421208

>>12421191
At a titty bar.

>> No.12421237

Anons did any of you ever work as a bartender?

>> No.12421248

>>12421237
No but I've seen Bartender the anime. Does that help?

>> No.12421249

>>12421237
No. What brings your question up?

>> No.12421253

>>12421249
I start tomorrow
I know my drinks but no experience

>> No.12421254

>>12421253
Show titties

>> No.12421255

>>12421253
...this is probably not the place to ask people for advice matey. Here there be Monsters.

>> No.12421263

>>12421254
I'm a guy so...

>> No.12421270

>>12421263
Mantitties, then. Saying they're not good enough is sexism.

>> No.12421272

>>12421263
Men can have tits too.

>> No.12421274

>>12421263
Show penis

>> No.12421277

>>12421253
Just watch Bartender, that's as far as an answer you'll get in here.

>> No.12421279

>>12421253
You want advice? Watch every episode of the Simpsons with Moe in it.
>>12421277
This too.

>> No.12421285

>>12421270
>>12421274

This is why I love you guys
By the way if you ever need a drink you know

>> No.12421287

>>12418452
>>12418065
Would you prefer just monster replaced heads or should I replace the characters entirely by the monster girl?

I'm thinking, left to right

>Amazoness
>Ninja
>Succubus
>Anon
>Devil

>> No.12421295

>>12421285
I'm an abstainer, so on. But you gave me an idea: a Moth, a Chupacabra and a Ferrywoman walk into a bar...
>>12421287
You're replying to a post made like, more than 12 hours ago. And yet, I'm here. Your idea sounds mostly good, but a Ninja is not a Monster Girl, though.

>> No.12421299

>>12421295
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kunoichi

Or pick any other Asiatic monster girl you'd prefer

>> No.12421301

>>12421299
She's just a succubus who wants to be like Suzume from Sengoku Rance.

>> No.12421306

>>12421301
>Sengoku Rance
So is that worth the time and effort?

>> No.12421309

>>12421301

Or a chuuni?

>> No.12421315

>>12421009
>>12421013
http://imgur.com/qG7i3i7.jpg

Van Polt would be terrifying.

>> No.12421329

>>12421315
>Van Polt
>not Wan Polt
You dun goofed. Still, I wouldn't mind having her hunt me down.

>> No.12421331

>>12421315
>Van Polt being crushed under a large stack of paint cans.gif

>> No.12421337

>>12421315
I'm sorry but those shorts are criminal

I want my mouth over her crotch and my tongue inside her every day

>> No.12421342

>>12421104
You try writing primarily second-person narratives for years nonstop within a live environment and keeping your phonological subconscious awake. It's a hard habit to shake. Like alcohol addiction, or nicotine addiction, or Sengoku Rance.

>> No.12421347

>>12421342
Your fuck ups are like toppings on a perfect pizza.
They add to the experience.


Can you try your hand at a Jumanji type story? All these shorts make me want to see a full story.

>> No.12421348

>>12421342
So is Sengoku Rance good? Someone answer me, dammit!

>> No.12421350

>>>/vg/

>> No.12421355

>>12421331
>This scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqTa_MQY68
>"You're not a Monster Girl are you?"
>She turns to look at him, with that goofy, open-mouthed smile on her face. (http://imgur.com/dURCyJu.jpg))
>[WAN WAN INTENSIFIES]

>> No.12421359

>>12421348
Yes it is.
Now go play it, and HHHNNNNNGGGGG at Yamamoto's route.

>> No.12421360

>>12421347
Jumanji type story? What do you mean by that, anon? I've only seen Jumanji a couple times.

>>12421348
Dude, go download and play it, like right now. There's monster girls in it, but that's not the point.

It's really fun.

>> No.12421361

>>12421359
>Now go play it
Yes sir...

>> No.12421366

>>12421360
>Jumanji type story
As in, a board game that functions like Jumanji, with Monster Girls. Get it?

>> No.12421368

>>12421360
>What do you mean by that, anon?
I mean a story about a group of kids trying to play a cursed board game.
With monster girls.

>I've only seen Jumanji a couple times
Rewatch it then. It's a good movie.

>> No.12421371

>>12421315
Is Polt the only girl with butt fangs?

>> No.12421373

>>12421368
>It's a good movie
I also recall a cartoon. The only episode I remember had Alan dying over and over again and the kids had to stop that from happening for a whole day.
>>12421371
Of course not!

>> No.12421375

>>12419935

>Looks at last paragraph

Incoming info dump.

>> No.12421376

>>12421373
Who else? I'm assuming Papi

>> No.12421380

>>12421366
>>12421368
>A board game that summons monster girls run by a group of kids

Absolutely positively yes.

>> No.12421390

>>12421380
But would you attempt it?
And would the tokens be monster girls?

>> No.12421391

>Wallow in this hole you have dug / For this demon is very smug.
>(http://imgur.com/LvU98lb.jpg))

GG no re.

>> No.12421401

>>12421375
And snoo snoo

>> No.12421405

>>12421390
Only if it ends in /ss/.

>> No.12421406

>>12421391

>posting worst succubutt

>> No.12421408

>>12421406
This

>> No.12421411

>>12421406
Naw, he posted Lil, not Morrigan

Who is the worst suckybutt.

>> No.12421412

>>12421411

what good is a flat succubutt

>> No.12421415

>>12421412
Ass n' thighs.

>> No.12421417

>>12421415

But Morrigan has those too, as well as titty. Clearly, she is the superior.

>> No.12421420

>>12421417
Flat chest makes the ass more desirable.

Boobs are just fake asses, obviously flat succubutt is the best if given the choice.

>> No.12421423

>>12421417
But she's old and not as young and spritely as Lilith.

>> No.12421425

>>12421417
You are operating under the assumption that Cow tits > DFC, which science has disproved. Are you also a Flat-Earther?

>> No.12421428

>>12421425

Sorry, I don't associate with pedophiles.

>> No.12421429

>>12421428
>only loli have flat chests
You're horrible.

>> No.12421434

>>12421405
i don't think there's anything stopping it from ending with that.

>> No.12421435

>>12421423
Plenty of us like women rather than girls

>> No.12421444

>>12421435
Well sure, but if Morrigan had 0 tits how would that make you feel?

>> No.12421446

Just now noticed that the Devil's panties pinch in tightly to her flesh

>> No.12421447

>>12421434
There are people that, for whatever reason, do not like /ss/.

>> No.12421457

>>12421447
It's not like us enjoying /ss/ is ruining their fun.

>> No.12421471

>>12418877
Damn your writing is so good I keep thinking its someone else cause they are differentbut its always you
Love it

>> No.12421480

>tfw you'll never go dig for valuable ores and gems with your Wurm waifu

>> No.12421493

>>12421295
http://imgur.com/oJ5RChb

Here you go

>> No.12421507

>>12421493
It feels like it's missing something.

>> No.12421512

Another Spider and the Fly update, with, as promised, Minnie the Minigun Minotaur.
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj

>> No.12421516

>>12421507
What would you like?

I don't really like putting "anon" in because it looks so different, weakest thing I think in the salamander jones image but whatever you want

>> No.12421519

>>12421516
An Ogre?

Can you maybe do Jumanji as well?

>> No.12421521

>>12421519
An which girl would you like replaced with an ogre?

>> No.12421522

>>12421519
Plus the Jumanji movie poster is like the back to the future movie poster, its just one person.

So, I don't know, boring?

>> No.12421523

>>12421521
Amazon.

>> No.12421527

>>12421522
Well then can you do Tremors 2?

>> No.12421542

>>12421527
http://imgur.com/STB574g

There's the ogre. Plus OK that looks fun

>> No.12421557

>>12421527
Also any girls you wanted?

>> No.12421575

Deletion incoming. Time for pictures again

>> No.12421588

>>12421575
Post butts

Lots of them.

>> No.12421591

>>12421588
What a coincidence, I was planning on it

>> No.12421625

>>12421557
Aside from sandworm being a must, you can surprise me.

>> No.12421643

>>12419935

So, we get to see the last of the Laven's harem.

Last chapter doesn't count: it's just an appearance, little characterization.

At this point, one wonders if some sort of story outline has been made--for each & every scene--for the entire saga (really? 20 books?) or the story's plot is being made up as things go along.

>> No.12421655

>>12421643
Totally being made up. I don't believe anyone can plan this far ahead, even if all the One Piece fans say Oda can.

>> No.12421676

>>12420774
Born as monster girls is the only way to go.

>> No.12421694

>>12421655
So when does Laven eat a Devil Fruit

>> No.12421700

>>12421694
>Devil Fruit
Don't you mean... Demon Realm Fruit?

>> No.12421701

>>12421694
Around the Namek training arc.

>> No.12421704

>>12421701
>Namek training arc
Is that before or after they get on the boat?
...we need to stop.

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