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A pirate's life is the life for some. For others, it's straight to the depths.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>Stuff that got shared recently
SSS' C86 Sandworm: http://imgur.com/a/SFQFf#0
Raven Wing Nest: http://imgur.com/a/b6xVH#0
EMG this month: http://imgur.com/a/ZvhZd#0
No monster milfs this month unfortunately, just 4koma.

Remember to take it easy and be respectful of the board so janitor intervention is kept to a minimum. Try not to overuse reaction images, or delete them after, as image count can hit the cap several hours or even over a day before the thread dies. Using sage has been recommended, though for most of the thread's life it'll be on autosage anyway.

>> No.12407056

>tentacles in your ass

>> No.12407059

>>12407044
>http://imgur.com/a/b6xVH#0
That black winged harpy is fucking stacked.

>> No.12407060

Reminder to always bully your local Pharaoh.

>> No.12407063
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I notice some poeple don't like Less's maledom drawings, so lets settle the score

Which dom do you prefer with your Monster Girls?

>> No.12407064

>>12407063

I like momdom

>> No.12407070

>>12407063
Switch off master race.

>> No.12407077

>>12407063

I like all of them, but I personally find maledom to be a little refreshing given how rare it is, and how rarely it is done well, compared to femdom.

>> No.12407077,1 [INTERNAL] 

What's warosu's favorite dom?

>> No.12407079
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New muramasa DLC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMzQHxYzlw

The MC's are a monk turned playboy and a loli oni he accidentally proposed to

the loli oni is very powerful and on a quest to find 7 magical artifacts to get her father to recognize the marriage

the dude dosn't wanna get married but is hit and kidnapped by the oni

they proceed to go on a magical adventure though earth heaven and hell

>> No.12407085
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>>12407079

>tfw want to get the DLC but I only have the Wii version of Muramasa and fuck buying a $300 handheld just for one game that I've already played

>> No.12407085,1 [INTERNAL] 

I seriously wish I had my own general thread to talk about my fetish.

>> No.12407088

>>12407079
>Loli
Shit

>Turns into adult
Not shit, but could be better

>Turns into ANCHOR ARMS
Now this is more like it

>> No.12407089

>>12407079
If only they supported the Wii version.

I'm sure as fuck not buying a vita for one game.

>> No.12407093

>>12407085
Jojokes on you, I thought the game was stupid when it came out on the Wii.

Okay, not stupid, but I thought it'd be short as hell.
Please don't bully.

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>>12407095

>> No.12407102
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>>12407100
Them eyes man.

>> No.12407103

>>12407079
I still haven't purchased all the DLC

its cool though because one they're all out i can get em all for 20 bucks

from what i've read all 4 dlc is as long as muramasa itself

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>>12407102
oh man

>> No.12407113

>>12407085
You know another game you've already played that you can buy a $300 handheld for?
Persona 4.

>> No.12407114

>>12407113
B-but muh Adachi Social Link.

>> No.12407115

>>12407102
spooky

>> No.12407120

>>12407113
Golden a shit.
Mari is useless character that ruins everything

>> No.12407121
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>>12407113

I haven't played P4, though. I've barely played my copy of P3 as it is.

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>>12407079
>mfw i will buy this and tales of hearts r on the same day

>> No.12407124

>>12407088

Already loved Raijin, so of course BLAST HARDCHEESE mode is best mode for new Oni girl.

>> No.12407127
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>>12407095
>>12407100
>>12407102
>>12407106

A real qt 3.14

>> No.12407129

>>12407079
I love their artwork.

>> No.12407131
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>>12407115
My dick and wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.12407132

>>12407085
Why is Raijin so disgusting?

>> No.12407136

>>12407114
There are WHOLE bunch more things they did better in Golden than just
>Muh Adachi Social Link

>Those fucking skill cards
>tfw you can put Auto-Mataru, Auto-Maraku, and Auto-Masuku all on one Persona with little hassle
>Those bonus cards after every fight
>tfw I grinded Izanagi's stats and kept him the entire game

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>>12407132

because you have shit taste

>> No.12407143

>>12407140
>fanart toning down her RIDICULOUS musculature
Of course she's going to look better in that

>> No.12407145

>>12407140
Whatever that red makeup around her eyes is, it's working.

>> No.12407157

Is there any story about happy life of MC with his waifu and daughteru.
Then succubus Demon Lord is killed by regular demon and all monster girls transform back into human eating monster. Waifu begs him to kill her before she lose her mind, he does it but can't force him to kill daughtery and eaten by her.
Full suffering and stuff

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>>12407157

>> No.12407167

>>12407157
That's quite specific

>> No.12407170
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The last chapter of GMJ is finished: http://pastebin.com/F3rXqu7n

This is the second-to-last chapter, which has gone through some real editing near the end since I posted it: http://pastebin.com/i9ejLe1Y

Thanks to everyone who read, and thanks to everyone who commented on it. It's been a lot of fun and, while there are certainly flaws in the story, I think it came out okay in the end. I posted another entry in my pastebin about future plans, but it's a bit bloggy so I don't want to put it here.

I hope you enjoyed!

>> No.12407171

Reminder to always bully your Draco. Otherwise she'll become spoiled, or could rape something that isn't you.

>> No.12407172

i love all writefags

i read the shit posted here more than manga these days

is something wrong with me?

>> No.12407173
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>>12407132
>>12407140

That booty doesn't quit.

>> No.12407174

>>12407172
If there was nothing wrong with you, you wouldn't be here.

>> No.12407175

>>12407171
what if i train her though the power of love

then she'd never rape anything but me

>> No.12407177

>>12407174
good point

>> No.12407178

>>12407157
I think the Lilim exist to prevent that sort of thing, especially with their influence over Demonic Energy.

>> No.12407179

>>12407173
Way too much muscle.

>> No.12407183

>>12407170
Thanks man.

>> No.12407186

>>12407172
What do you read? Everything from pastebin be read in a day or two

Btw is captain ded again?

>> No.12407187
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>>12407179
I don't understand that string of words.

>> No.12407190

>>12407187
See that Minotaur looks great
But Raijin just looks like a sumo wrestler with tits

>> No.12407197

>>12407187
I've never really liked the designs of the 12Beast Minotaurs, probably the same reason why I dislike Tio's.

>> No.12407201

>>12407170

we love you

>> No.12407202
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>>12407179

weak

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>>12407190
That she does. That she does.

>> No.12407212

>>12407170
Good on ya m80

>> No.12407214
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>>12407127
How horrifying.

>> No.12407215

>>12407186
im currently burning though anonymoose saga

>> No.12407216

>>12407202
Could Yuugi take Raijin in a fight?
Or rather, could Raijin take Yuugi in a fight?

>> No.12407217
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>>12407214

What the fuck

>> No.12407219 [DELETED] 
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>>12407214
Funny how this one was the first one that caught my eye.

>> No.12407221

>>12407214
>>12407214
>tumblerites
>social justice warriors
>self titles misanthropes
>FUCKING MICHAL BROWN RIOTS

>> No.12407223

>>12407172

>Loving all writefags

I dunno whether to feel warm and fuzzy or to hate you even more than I hate all of everybody in the threads and IRC combined with no alcohol in my system.

>> No.12407225

>>12407172
y-you too

>> No.12407229 [SPOILER] 
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>>12407214
>tfw I went to the last link just to get my daily dose of rage
>tfw it turned out to be a jokepost

>> No.12407231

>>12407131
>>12407127

I read this story a few days ago, was really good.
I don't understand why the guy ran away, though.
I would've gladly stayed with the moth girl forever.

>> No.12407232

You can do whatever you like once the thread has fallen into the memory hole, but could you at least pretend you're in /jp/ when your thread is on the front page?

>> No.12407233

>>12407231
Maybe she activated his trigger/child PTSD from when she tried to rape him.

>> No.12407235

>>12407231
There's a synopsis in the comments section on Sadpanda. However, we won't know for a while as the Koreans got a translation already.

>> No.12407236

>>12407175
Draco doesn't understand love
it's a foreign concept to her

>> No.12407238

>>12407232
How?

>> No.12407239
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>>12407232
>pretend you're in /jp/
Alright. What kind of handshakes do you folks think a Siren likes?

>> No.12407240

>>12407233
Even at the age the guy was as a kid I would have gladly let the moth girl "rape" me.

>>12407235
I speak Japanese and I read and understood the story.
I just don't understand the reason he'd run away as kid or adult. Well, I wouldn't have run away, anyway.
You have a woman who's loyal to you and who's been waiting for you to come back for 10 years. Why would you ever leave her behind?

>> No.12407241

>>12407238
man I wanna something something a fairy

>> No.12407244

>>12407232
Oni onnahole when?

>> No.12407245

>>12407240
>I speak Japanese and I read and understood the story.
So tell us what happens, then. Don't leave us hanging.

>> No.12407249

>>12407241
Fatten a fairy? Well just give her human sized portions

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>>12407240
>I speak Japanese
In that regard, what was she saying in the original version of this >>12407100 image, and pic-related?

>> No.12407261

>>12407239
>You can't do secret handshakes with harpy girls
>They get upset that they don't have hands when you try

>> No.12407265

>>12407252
I know some chinese to interpret the kanji as 'Today'

>> No.12407266

>>12407232
so wich 2hu wud u guiz fug?

>> No.12407267

>>12407239
Dick handshakes after a concert performance

>> No.12407268

>>12407245
What exactly do you want to know? There's a synopsis on exhentai.

Spoiler:
The gist is that the guy wandered into the storehouse as a kid and got "assaulted" by the moth girl. He got scared and ran away though. He got so scared, in fact, that he told his parents he can't even stay anywhere around the house anymore.
Many years later he feels that he needs to overcome his trauma that he suffered as a child and so he comes back. He doesn't remember what happened anymore, though. He completely repressed his run-in with the moth girl.
He then goes back to the storehouse and meets the moth girl again. She say she waited the whole time for him and was dying to meet him again. They fugg and he remembers he met her as a kid before. Then she says "The time spent without me isn't time you need to remember". He imagines himself turning back into a kid and runs away again.

>> No.12407273

Any more cyclopii being cute?

>> No.12407275
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>>12407266
Yuuka as a sunflower Alraune when?

>> No.12407278

>>12407252

The original text of >>12407100 is
>静かにしなさい
meaning "be quiet".

The picture you posted needs context explained. The page before that the guy says
"I ran away from this place 10 years ago so I'd never have to meet you again. Why the hell did I come back...?"
Then she says "10 years? You're mistaken"
Then the picture you posted he turns back into a boy and she say "You're talking about today."

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>>12407268
>runs away again
What a fucking faggot. He has a cute moth girl with black sclera who unconditionally loves him, and he just runs off?

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>>12407273

>> No.12407284

>>12407268
>runs away again
Faggot.

>> No.12407286

>>12407241
To use as onahole? That iz the only way to have sex with mge fairies

>> No.12407288

>>12407241
Man I wanna eat a fairy, taste the pixie dust on her wings and chew on her enchanted bones

>> No.12407302

>>12407281
>>12407284

Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't get why he'd run off.
Just look at her hugging him here >>12407252 and he just runs away. I'd hug her back and lie there with her for hours.

>> No.12407306

>>12407286
Some of them can do Kraken-esque size-change magic so you can have vanilla sexy times with them.
I don't know if the literal Fairy herself can do it, but the Leanan Sidhe certainly can.

>> No.12407309

>>12407306
Where did you get this? All fairies in mge pics used as onaholes

>> No.12407328

>>12407302
Insects are gross. And her eyes 2spoojy

>> No.12407333
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So did Less bailed out on that request thing or is he up to something no good again?

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>>12407328
Faggot.

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>>12407288
No picking on fairies. They're for tender loving.

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>>12407333
You guys can say whatever you want about the shibari, that ponytail is hot.

>> No.12407356 [DELETED] 

I missed the season 1 episodes and goddamn I forgot how different the sets were.

>> No.12407364
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>Here, Master, have some milk in your tea
>No no, don't worry, it's not -from me-
>Heaven's no, that'd just be absurd, wouldn't it?

>Oh? You're finally awake.
>The rope? It's so you can't get away.
>It's a shame poor Horatio had that "accident" while you were busy fondling that newcomer, making her low like a motherless calf

>She doesn't know you like I do, Master
>She can't even hold her milk in thanks to your ever-so-lecherous hands, Ahhh. Just seeing them is making my nipples leak some.

>Do you remember when you first bought me, Master? How i'd be your pretty little Maybell?
>Of course not, you probably don't even remember the promise you made when you gave me this shiny bell.

>No matter, i'll just have to teach you a Holstaur's "Circle of Love".
>After all, i'll have you give me your "milk", and then you can have all the milk from me you want, straight from the tap.

>I hope your pelvis is ready, Ma-- No. Darling~

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>>12407364
who are you quoting?

>> No.12407371
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So I wrote a bit more of the rusalka story. I'm a little torn, however. I'll be taking the personality and fallbacks of pic related, but I'm not sure as to whether or not I want to give her legs or keep her as a mermaid. Thoughts?

>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>> No.12407373 [DELETED] 

>>12407367
The devil himself.

>> No.12407379 [DELETED] 
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>>12407364
>milk
>millggg

MILLGGGGGG
MILGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGKKKK MIGLGLG MIKGLLLGG

PLZZ STREAM


MILKGGGG GPLZZZZ ZZZZSDTREAMM PLZ ZMILGLGGG

I LOVE YOU

MILGLGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.12407380

>>12407371
Mermaid.

>> No.12407381 [DELETED] 

>>12407373
Ha, anyone have cap with "souls are overrated" post with 666 trips from these threads?

>> No.12407385 [DELETED] 

>>12407381
I believe that was lost when Foolz died.

>> No.12407386 [DELETED] 

>>12407379
What monster girl best represents molg? I'd say cowgirl cause shes been putting on some pounds lately ayy lmao

>> No.12407388

>>12407371
Keep her as a mermaid.

>> No.12407391 [DELETED] 

>>12407379
>>12407386
What are you two doing?

>> No.12407392

>>12407380
>>12407388
Cool cool. I'll have to rethink her lair then.

>> No.12407393 [DELETED] 

>>12407385
The archive is back, though.

>> No.12407394 [DELETED] 

>>12407391
Hide the cancer.

>> No.12407395 [DELETED] 

>>12407391
Discussing monster girls, what else fellow /a/non?

>> No.12407396 [DELETED] 

>>12407385
>>12407393
Albeit now called archive . moe

https://archive.moe/a/thread/110109654/#110115637

>> No.12407396,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12407085,1
Just make a loli general and have some actual content to discuss that's not about licking childrens' feet or whatever dumb thing.

I'm sure there's some series or game exclusively about lolis you can discuss primarily.

>> No.12407400 [DELETED] 

>>12407379
You okay there, buddy? Feeling alrigth?

>> No.12407403 [DELETED] 

>>12407396
That was pretty damn cute.

>> No.12407406 [DELETED] 

>>12407391
Name one reason milg isn't a monster girl. You can't.

>> No.12407408 [DELETED] 

http://s1195.photobucket.com/user/blmaloney/media/20140817_223104_zps47f468c9.mp4.html
>prototypical mgg fan

>> No.12407413 [DELETED] 

>>12407408
People still use Photobucket?

>> No.12407414
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http://strawpoll.me/2402999/r

So how do the results of this poll make you feel Monster Girl Thread?

>> No.12407415

Hey anon's,
Decided to try my hand at writing.

I am unsure as to how good so I would appreciate any constructive criticism.

http://pastebin.com/LV2HPFYW

(This is part one of two most likely)

>> No.12407416
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Does anyone have that image of Miia getting all tied up in bondage gear by Ms Smith?
I've pretty much scoured every appropriate image site I know of, and still can't find it.

>> No.12407417
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What's your favorite writefag story?

http://pastebin.com/p3RyYjd1

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>>12407414
Like Jabberwocky can finally get some love.
She looks more like the stoic type, though. I like it.

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>>12407417
>The wurm is illiterate and her dad is a weeaboo?!
Finale never.

>> No.12407424

>>12407414
/mgg/ has shit taste, as per usual.

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>>12407418
Regardless of whether stoic or open, I'd imagine they'd still be very romance inclined, moreso than other Monster Girls.

Speaking of dragons, would you rather be your Dragon lover's Treasure, or her Princess?

>> No.12407426 [DELETED] 

>>12407406
She has a heart of gold whereas monster girls have hearts made from the disgusting fetishes of filthy cross/b/o/a/rders

>> No.12407428

>>12407417
why is the point of the greentext in that story? I tried to read it but couldn't take it seriously. Also that writing is so straightforward it's boring.

>> No.12407434

>>12407425
Princess, because unlike treasure a princess still has legs

>> No.12407438

>>12407425
b-both

>> No.12407440

>>12407415
Noice.

>> No.12407458
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>>12407348
Just for you ponytail-anon. no one can appreciate ponytails here

>> No.12407461

>>12407415
not bad.

>> No.12407462

>>12407417
>http://pastebin.com/pg1DcHdm

Hey this is pretty good. Someone should make another one of these with more options and outcomes.

>> No.12407465 [DELETED] 

>>12407418
>"Hey. You."
>You turn around to see a large, dark-skinned drake-girl standing a good 18 inches taller than you
>You had never seen a drake-girl like her before, but whatever she was, her perfect poker face looked down at you in what you can only describe as conceit
>With a nervous smile you look back at her. She leans her head closer to you as she says
>"You. I like you. I want to date you."
>Did I hear that right?
>She didn't say she wants to rape me, right?
"E-...Excuse me?"
>"Did you hear me...? I said I want to date you."

>> No.12407466

>>12407458
Pre bulk?
puu sh/aKJzy/8896ee21e4

>> No.12407467

>>12407462
Well, that one had basically no options to begin with. Nobody was ever going to choose the shitty Thomas yeti.

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>> No.12407475

>>12407063
We just need another drawfag to balance it out with femdom drawings.

>> No.12407500
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>>12407418
>"Hey. You."
>You turn around to see a large, dark-skinned drake-girl standing a good 18 inches taller than you
>You had never seen a drake-girl like her before, but whatever she was, her perfect poker face looked down at you in what you can only describe as conceit
>With you in between a drake-girl and a rack of lockers, you seem to find yourself cornered
>With a nervous smile you look back at her. She leans her head closer to you as she says
>"You. I like you. I want to date you."
>Did I hear that right?
>She didn't say she wants to rape me, right?
"E-...Excuse me?"
>"Did you hear me...? I said I want to date you."
>She placed a hand on her hip, looking into your eyes
>"Do you accept?"
>Is this some sort of really weird trick question
>Or some new tactic that all the monster girls were trying?
>Either way, the way she looked at you, you couldn't really say no
>Whether it was because of her eyes, or because you figured she'd snatch you up anyway, you simply reply
"I...I guess?"
>"Good."
>She turns around, walking down the hallway
>"We'll eat at the Selkie's Club after school. Then We'll see a movie at the theater. Don't be late."
>She then leaves you to head to her next class
>What the fuck just happened?

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>> No.12407506

>>12407500
who are you quoting?

>> No.12407508

>>12407506
God himself.

>> No.12407511

>>12407458
Fun fact: This pic takes place seconds before she calls the MC a baka hentai, slapping him with her tail

>> No.12407515

>>12407508
What is god's favorite monster girl to post kerotext stories about?

>> No.12407516

>>12407506
That's called greentexting. It's a mode of storytelling for people who have extremely short attention spans.

>> No.12407517

>>12407458
ponytail is hot. i liked it when you did it the first time...
can we get more ponytail grape tan being cute? i-i'll color it. like the last one

>> No.12407518

>>12407515
Succubi.

He's a very conflicted deity.

>> No.12407521 [DELETED] 

>>12407408
Does he have two belly buttons?

>> No.12407525

>TFW only able to do a few sexual type scenarios
>One of them being /ss/ of french vanilla quality

Don't even know what to do, Anons.

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Super cool thread. Rate my monster gf.

>> No.12407528

>>12407525
Write more vanilla /ss/, the world needs it.

>> No.12407533 [DELETED] 

>>12407526
Tumblr nose.

>> No.12407534

>>12407106

I have been thinking.
Is it possible to capture her with, just a very bright light bulb?

>> No.12407535
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>>12407415
I don't think she's gonna handle that rejection too well.

It was pretty good by the way.

>> No.12407544

>>12407534
Just make sure she doesn't bump her head on the bulb and burn herself in the process.

>> No.12407545

>>12407516
Does God have a short /a/ttention span?

>> No.12407548
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12407548

New drawfag from last thread, doing some stuff I wanted to do before as part of pencil practice. Pardon shitty phone camera pic, will retrace and color when possible

pic: minotaurus with her axe

>> No.12407550
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12407550

Remember this?

>> No.12407552

>>12407550
Those birthing hips tho.

>> No.12407554

>>12407550
I want someone to draw a (mostly) human version like that of Nanabi from MGQ.

>> No.12407563
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>>12407548
What's going on around her hips?

>> No.12407564

>>12407528

>More vanilla /ss/

Please no. I don't want to become known for that exclusively.

>> No.12407566

>>12407564
Yandere /ss/

>> No.12407568

>>12407563
It looks like the legs jut out from the hips a little bit.

>> No.12407569

>>12407564
chocolate /ss/ by bringing in anubis/pharaoh

>> No.12407573
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12407573

So I missed a day getting this thing done.
I'm ready to post again, though.
Due to my lack of Ghoul pic, I'm going to accompany the greentext with commentary of my own in jpg form which I will promptly delete

That is, with your permission.

>> No.12407574

>>12407548
Nice detail
get a tablet.

>> No.12407576

>>12407414
slightly annoyed

>> No.12407580 [DELETED] 

Why is /a/ still here

>> No.12407581

>>12407564
why the fuck do you care about being "known" on some cartoon image board? no one's going to stop you from writing what you want.

>> No.12407583

>>12407573
sure

>> No.12407584

>>12407424
>>12407576
Are all wyvernfags like this?

>> No.12407585
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>>12407563
Some weird leather strap things I myself don't even know what the fuck they are.

See pic related

>>12407574
Yes I have one

>> No.12407586
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>> No.12407590

>>12407586
Looking good.

>> No.12407591

>>12407573
Just pastebin it for fuck's sake. When will you fags learn?

>> No.12407594

>>12407552
>That [x] tho

Kill yourself. Thanks in advance.

>> No.12407597
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>>12407594
Will do.

>> No.12407598

Hows the coloring/drawing going

>> No.12407600

>>12407172
You don't love me, no one likes my stories.

>> No.12407604

>>12407585

They're called belts.

>> No.12407605

>>12407594
>not enjoying dem birthing hips tho
>tfw this guy literally just said that

>> No.12407609

>>12407586
>no trigger discipline

0/10 would not operate with

>> No.12407610

How'd /mgg/ get moved to /jp/ anyway?

I missed the shitstorm.

>> No.12407612
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>>12407591
Okay. I put it in pastebin. The newest update begins at 250, and the one before that at 140.

>> No.12407613

>>12407170
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eIdXnxgcHU

>> No.12407615

>>12407586
>No TD
>That knife
>That patch
>That AK
>That fucking pistol
Shit/10 wouldnt operate with

>> No.12407617

>>12407610
Mods told them to leave and instead of resisting they just decided it would be okay to go shit up /jp/ instead of just making a -chan to contain their shitposting

>> No.12407619
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>>12407609
>Operating with monstergirls anyway

>> No.12407622
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>>12407617
Someone sounds passive aggressive

Take it easy Anon!

>> No.12407624

>>12407622
>Slow threads
>Shit image limit
>Lossing a bunch of anons along the way
>Good at all

>> No.12407625

>>12407622
>tfw no Yukkuri Levia-san to take it easy with

>> No.12407626

>>12407617
>Shit up /jp/

Not possible

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>>12407622
>mfw anime is /jp/ related now

>> No.12407631

>>12407626
>Not possible
Indeed. After all, we're keeping entirely to ourselves. If anything, we'd only be shitting up ourselves.
Wait, that's gross.

>> No.12407632

>>12407624
>Losing a bunch of newfags because of "muh board loyalty"

If they wanted their /mg/s then they'd move here.

Slow threads and a shit image limit I'll agree with, and at least paladin posting is gone.

>> No.12407634

>>12407610
One enterprising mod saw fit to move generals off of /a/. The buyfag, drawfag, and learn Japanese threads got a pass because reasons. The reason was also posted that these monstergirl threads were off-topic and not up to /a/ posting standards, and that fanfiction was not allowed.
Though those reasons weren't all stated at once, that's the fuel that a lot of people throw into the fire.

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Ignore Shit Posts
Report Spam-Posting
Do Not Reply To Meta Posters

>> No.12407638

>>12407631
A general that is constantly on the front page is not the definition of keeping to yourselves...

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>>12407637
Anon, don't forget about grapeposting.

>> No.12407646

>>12407638
Don't make me start posting Monstergirls in your which 2hu would u fug threads.

>> No.12407648

>>12407632
It's not so much board loyalty as people just don't want to come here.

Not that it'll matter, considering being stuck in /jp/ means new people will never find these threads ever again. We'll slowly hemorrhage people until even the MGQ thread in /vg/ will seem active compared to this.

>> No.12407651

>>12407462
>being a rape test dummy for spineless mgs in a minotaur-managed training camp

I find this scenario extremely interesting.

>> No.12407654

>>12407638
It reaches the bump limit pretty quickly.

>> No.12407655

>>12407638
Well, if it's not upsetting other threads, then it's okay.

>> No.12407657

>>12407638
People don't care /that/ much that it's on the front page. And we're not /always/ on the front page.
Right?

>> No.12407660

>>12407102
>>12407100
>>12407106

any place I can view this that isn't exhentai? i can never get past sad panda

>> No.12407662

>>12407646
Those threads at least aren't filled with greentext, spoiler abuse, and literal fanfiction.

>> No.12407664

>>12407648
There's a monster musume thread up on /a/ right now, so i'm sure some good things will happen

12beast is still superior

>> No.12407669

>>12407660
E-Hentai has it as well.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/730089/78d0d887b7/

>> No.12407671

>>12407657
People dont care that its on the front page because the moment you complain about it you get slapped with a 30day ban for ban evasion.

>> No.12407672

>>12407662
I remember someone said that on /a/.
Unless, that's like a universal rule also on /jp/.

>> No.12407674

>>12407638
>front page
People still bother browsing outside of the catalog? I can understand if you want to see what threads are being more actively posted in, but face it. /jp/ in it's current state isn't fast enough to even worry with that. "Front page" doesn't mean much when half the threads on it have their most recent post happening hours prior.

>> No.12407675

>>12407662
I'm having flashbacks lads.

>> No.12407683

>>12407660
>any place I can view this that isn't exhentai? i can never get past sad panda

Just download an add-on that lets you bypass it.

>> No.12407689

>>12407683
Or, y'know, just make an E-Hentai account.

>> No.12407693

>>12407664
I don't have a single fuck to give about that terrible haremshit manga. Same with with 12shit.

>> No.12407697 [SPOILER] 
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>meet a cute rabbit girl
>shes shy but very nice
>eventually you two start dating
>ask if she wants to go swimming with you
>she says yes nervously
>go to the pool with her
>she doesnt want to go in and just waits outside the pool
>you decide you are going to make her go in
>wait
>she finnaly moves close to the pool
>you push her in
>make sure were she is isnt as deep as she is tall
>she starts freaking out, she isnt even able to stand up
>shes going into shock
>oh fuck
>you jump in and pull her out
>she is still freaking out
>you get to your phone and call an ambulance
>she is dead before it arrives
>never bring rabbits into cold water

>> No.12407700

>>12407693
You're just mad because there's no monster milfs this month.
You'll get over it.

>> No.12407708

>>12407700
Not him, but crabman has no fucking clue what he's doing with his character/story. He ruined Miia, Cerea, and Mero's original characters horribly and that's not even talking about their anatomy. Rachnee is the only character with an actual personality/problems and I'm an arachnophobe. Like shit, his new as a mangaka is showing hard. All he can do now is pander and he's fucked that up as well.

>> No.12407711

>>12407697
The whole thing about ears and water makes me wonder just how animal-eared monstergirls deal with things like washing their hair and swimming. Do they have their own special non-irritant shampoo? Do they use specially made earplugs?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

>> No.12407725

>>12407700
What little story there was has gone completely to shit because he's trying to pack in an endless amount of characters that all want self-insert dick. Except they don't even 'want' it, they just patter around like submissive waifs and act like cunts to each other.

Then there's the abysmal art. It didn't start too badly, but now it's just tits-on-a-stick. Awful.

>> No.12407729

>>12407708
Things would've been different had he stuck with the 'multiple brothers, each with their own monster girl' approach.

Nobody is pleased with a harem, it simply devalues the female characters to the point of complacency. Best girl never wins, because everyone else wins as well.

But it sells.

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>>12407725
I know what you mean

No such thing as pure love story when MGs are in the focus.

>> No.12407740

>>12407725
>It didn't start too badly, but now it's just tits-on-a-stick.

Could not agree with you more. I think it's just standard ecchi manga practice to have ridiculously disproportionate balloontits.

>> No.12407742

>>12407425

>Still no complete, colored version of a stoic/stern looking Dragon girl caressing her husband's head in an attempt to show affection

>> No.12407743

>>12407729
Let's talk about that idea for a bit. I want you to imagine this. Mero with a brother that is a Shakespearean actor. Rachnee with a brother who is the biggest sub/masochist imaginable, yet still helps her with her depression issues (lots of tender cuddling and head patting). Cerea with a chuuni who likes to pretend he's a knight. Papi with a rookie airman who gets sick of her ditziness, by still loves her. So on and so forth. The fact this doesn't exist makes me even angrier.

>> No.12407747

>>12407505
is that a fucking mimic?

>> No.12407753

>>12407609

Look closely, the AKS-74's safety is on. Don't worry about misfires, mang.

>> No.12407754

>>12407743
Thing is, they were all exactly Identical to each other.

>> No.12407755

>>12407743
And Miia with Darling, as it must be.

>> No.12407760
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>>12407747
Mimics have so much potential, but so little actual material.

>> No.12407761

>>12407754
While that does make things easier to write, it certainly doesn't have the same magic as that anon described.

>> No.12407765

>>12407760
I was wondering if there was a futon mimic.

>> No.12407769

>>12407760
Mimic-chan is cute.

>> No.12407771

>Be shota pretending to be a knight
>Find a stonefaced dragon woman, two mouth tendrils snaking around her side. Both speaking in intervals like a strange puppet show.
>Write "VORPAL" on your wooden sword
>She kidnaps you anyway

I'm not sure i'd be salty about that or not.

>> No.12407773

>>12407742
Who are you quoting?

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>>12407760
They're great.
With all the tomboy-manticore and neet-ushi-oni stuff defanging the traditionally terrifying monsters, mimics are just about the only thing left that gives me a fearboner.

>> No.12407779

>>12407771
>Shota in wonderland

It's his own fucking fault for being a daft cunt like that. Shotas should just stay indoors and train to kill.

>> No.12407781

>>12407771
What are the Jabberwock's weird mouth tentacle things for anyway?

>> No.12407782

>>12407773
The deity Vishnu himself.

>> No.12407783

>>12407777
where is all this neet ushi-oni stuff I keep hearing about? The only ushi-oni material I've seen recently is that doctor story, which is the exact opposite of neet.

>> No.12407784

>>12407777
Quads speak the truth!!!!

>> No.12407789

>>12407781

Fellatio/Mouths for her to speak from when she's being stonefaced.

Now just imagine her sinking her hips down onto you, and you grabbing those childbearing lovelies. Telling her you want to hear her real voice.

The blush on her face would be so intense it'd be like seeing a rose bloom and you'd love it.

>> No.12407792

>>12407753
>look the power's off so i can totally touch this exposed wire
>look the safety's on so i can totally pull this trigger

Accidents happen due to ignorance, especially when doing something out of habit when assuming it is safe. Therefore it's always better to observe safety protocols than risk accidents, especially with firearms

>> No.12407793

>>12407789
>Blush

Why would she be blushing? Jabberwocks are promiscuity incarnate. No such thing as shyness for them.

>> No.12407794

>>12407789
>fellatio
>with no lips or cheeks
how

>> No.12407796 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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>>12407789
Woah! Nice surprise!

>> No.12407797

>>12407781
One could make the argument that, being a Wonderland monster, there simply isn't a reason for them; they just are.
But I like to imagine them as acting similarly to those things from The Darkness game.
Or maybe she just kisses them when she's lonely.

>> No.12407800

>>12407797
>But I like to imagine them as acting similarly to those things from The Darkness game.
Meaning?

>> No.12407801

>>12407793
Anon likes to turn everything into a blushing moeblob.

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>>12407777
What's the appeal to a monstergirl that just acts like a bitch all the time?

They can be nice, cuddly, etc for the most part, but reveal their dominating nature when it comes time for sex or physical play.

Nor do they have to be violent about it, or inflict pain. They might simply relish forcing you down, to obey their command. Tease and OD you until you're begging for merciful release, but they won't give it to you until they have the chance to cum a few times. Might even grind your face into their snatch so you can drink all their honey when they have a cunt-shattering orgasm and squirt in mirthful release.

Then, and only then, once you've shown yourself to be a good boy, does that tailpussy plunge in earnest on you and suck out every single drop until your balls ache from emptiness. She'd leave you in an arched, ahegaoing mess as she fills you up with her venom and you fill up her tail.

Then she'd take the edge off with some fluffy cuddles, sweet words, and affectionate cuddles.

>> No.12407809

>>12407800
They fuck shit up in general with their own abrasive personalities, if memory serves.
I really remember nothing about that game, save for me wondering how the main character would fare if he tried to fight Alan Wake.

>> No.12407813

>>12407800

They have seperate persona from the main body.

As in she could be riding the shota/husband and one tentacle could be licking his nipples to raise his arousal and the other could fiddle his anus in order to make him nut.

>> No.12407814

>>12407809
I remember them just dismembering people even against MC's will. The stronger they get the more MC has a harder time controlling them, and the more they control him.

>> No.12407815

>>12407813
>fiddle his anus
but MGE girls don't do that

>> No.12407817

>>12407777
I think seira is a pretty fearsome, sadistic manticore, but no one ever talks about her

>> No.12407819

>>12407792

I agree to an extent, but

>look the safety's on so i can totally pull this trigger

Gun safeties aren't supposed to malfunction and let you shoot off rounds unless you treat yours like shit. Anybody that has the right to own one needs to know this.

>it's always better to observe safety protocols than risk accidents, especially with firearms

That's why her weapon's on safe.

>look the power's off so i can totally touch this exposed wire

I don't think anybody who chose a career in the military in general would ever be accepted with that mentality. That's straight up autism.

>> No.12407821

>>12407813
So like a medusa girl's snake hair, sort of?

>> No.12407822

>>12407815

Are you literally suggesting that a Jabberwock would be against prostrate massage in order to get her husband to add some creme to her cafe au lair?

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>>12407815
They ought to, it's great.

I imagine a manticore sliding her barb through my ass, daring me to squirm lest something get 'poked.'

>> No.12407825

>>12407170
>http://pastebin.com/F3rXqu7n
Aw, no lovey dovey Seira sex? You wouldn't consider doing a one shot epilogue or anything, would you?

>> No.12407829

>>12407823
The thought of any sort of needle or puncture wound on or within my anus makes me cringe my buttcheeks hard enough to turn coal into diamond.

>> No.12407830

>>12407822
Yes because only girls get penetrated in MGE, and guys who get penetrated turn into alps

>> No.12407833
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12407833

>Be student at Monster Girl High.
>History test today.
>You're breezing through it easily enough, your Sphinx teacher is lewd but she does actually teach you.
>Alright, last page. There's only one question left.
>"I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?"
>It's a riddle.
>You look up and over to your Sphinx Teacher at her desk.
>She's looking back at you, resting her head on her paws, with a smug grin on her face.
>"Is there a problem Anon? Don't know the answer?"
>Turn back to your test, sweating.
>Panic.

>> No.12407835

>>12407172

I know that feeling. This current season is so shit I actually look forward to certain writefag's updates more than anything else recently

Well, Doctor Who has up started again, so thats no longer entirely true anymore

>> No.12407836
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12407836

Are colossi monster girls?

>> No.12407839

>>12407806
Don't get me wrong, the scenario you just described makes me diamonds. But part of the appeal of mgs is the fact that they are, you know, monsters. It's that predator-prey relationship that's pretty much non-existent outside mg-related media. The dere can be nice but ultimately it detracts from the experience of being helpless, at some creature's mercy.

Not saying you can't have it both ways if you want. But I think mgs have that unique fearboner appeal that's too often forgotten in the wake of all this new write/drawfaggotry.

>> No.12407840

>>12407792
>it's always better to observe safety protocols than risk accidents
This is indeed always the best approach. Concerning the exposed wire bit I know for sure. Shit, even when I know I've cut every bit of power to something I still check with a multimeter or something similar before messing with it. Being electrocuted is no fun at all.

>> No.12407841

>>12407836
Yes.
I want to climb one and kiss them on their sigil.

>> No.12407842

>>12407829
She wouldn't actually harm you. It's just a game she plays to get you to behave yourself and submit to her will.

Being a domme doesn't mean she wants to cause you pain.

>> No.12407843

>>12407836

Probably. I'd accept them as MGs.

>> No.12407844

>>12407836

The consensus is yes but also that Agro is best girl.

>> No.12407845

>>12407777
Manticores are only terrifying because they're made out to be terrifying by others

>> No.12407846
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>>12407836
Sure, why not?

>> No.12407847

>>12407825
I'm considering it, but it's also a little complicated. Seira is a dominant partner and, now that's she's actually 'confessed' feelings, she'll want to be even more dominant. For the tone at the moment, however, sex between two equals fits better. So sacrifice some characterization for tone? Or build up a different tone to fit the characters better?

>> No.12407850

>>12407822
They'd only do it if they were a 100% certain the guy would be okay with it

>> No.12407852

>>12407833
>Going to Monster Girl High in the first place.

I cannot imagine why any sane human being would willingly go into such a hive of scum and villainy, unless they were a regular /r9k/ poster

>> No.12407856

>>12407852
Not everyone has the bux to get into one of those nice all-human schools anon. With your shit grades and the pro-human affirmative action that's probably your best bet, education-wise.

>> No.12407858

>>12407823
>They ought to, it's great.
like maybe 10% of guys can even enjoy anal stuff

>> No.12407862
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>>12407833

there should be a don quixote joke in here somewhere


windmill

>> No.12407863

>>12407858
I think that may be more due to a mental block than anything else. A lot of people associate it with 'gay' for whatever reason.

>> No.12407866

>>12407833
A windmill

>> No.12407868

>>12407863
Some of it, sure, but even omitting mental stuff that leaves about 60% who are physically capable of enjoying it. Most of those need to do it lots of times to train themselves to enjoy it.

>> No.12407872
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>>12407836
No mere human could have an ass like that.

>> No.12407873
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>>12407862
and that's when an enraged Centaur Knight bursts into the classroom wearing full armor and demands that the class joins her on her quest to slay villainous windmills.

Her daughter, who's in the class, cringes in embarrassment as her mother rants on.

>> No.12407876

>>12407868
Well, I'm sure that's a sacrifice your waifu is willing to make you make.

>> No.12407878

>>12407873
why does she have pikachu's spear?

>> No.12407880

>>12407876
But I'm part of those 40% who are physically unable to ever enjoy it.

>> No.12407881

>>12407878
I dunno, he's her husbando or something.

>> No.12407893
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12407893

I love monster girls.
I love monster girls bellies.

Snakebellies are top tier.

>> No.12407903 [SPOILER] 
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12407903

>be at home watching tv
>start to hear something moving around your house
>go to investigate
>you cant seem to find anything
>a few hours later you start to grow tired and go to sleep
>as you lie there a lamia slithers into your room
>she gets onto your bed and starts to wrap around your legs
>your eyes open in an instant and you grab a bottle of pocket holy water which you throw in her face
>she reels back in pain, steam coming up from her face as she screams
>you draw your blade and swing at her
>she manages to dodge the first swing but you quickly recover and impale her
>"i only wanted to love you..." she says as she slowly bleeds out
>"i would never lay with a foul beast such as yourself" you announce as you pull your blade from her and watch her slink to the ground and die

>> No.12407906

>>12407903
DEUS VULT

>> No.12407907

>>12407847
Hm, I see your point. I'm reminded of the Alice/Luka romance in MGQ -- they got pretty lovey dovey by the end, but Alice was always firmly in charge. Still, despite being a huge femdomfag myself some of the scenes in that game felt a little discordant because of this.

Maybe you could have them switch? No reason why there can't be both tailpussy raep and consensualhandholdingsexinthemissionaryposition (or what have you). But you're the writefag, so I'm sure you'll figure out something that will work well.

>> No.12407908

>>12407903
As far as anti-monstergirl paladin posts go, I have to say that yours is below average.

>> No.12407909

>>12407880
How do you know that? Maybe you haven't tried enough.

>> No.12407912

>>12407909
I've tried it about 10 times, I'm fairly certain.

>> No.12407913
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12407913

>>12407903
Come on man, you're not even talking about how monsters will breed humans to extinction, or highlighting the negative effects of mindbreak, kidnapping and rape.

You're doing it wrong.

>> No.12407914

>>12407908
He's probably one of those newguys who thinks killing mgs is ultracool and rebellious.

Real battle-hardened paladins who know the horrors of war know that violence is a last resort.

>> No.12407915
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12407915

You get teleported to a world filled with monster girls, but you must go with him. Will you be able to have any sex?

>> No.12407916

>>12407913
>negative effects of mindbreak, kidnapping and rape

[vague]
[citation needed]

>> No.12407919

>>12407909

> Everyone's an alp, they just haven't been gay enough yet!

That's what you sound like.

>>12407915

He's a faggot. Literally.

>> No.12407922

>>12407915
Fernando's 2nd rate compared to Gooseman, and his organ-harvesting skills.

>> No.12407923
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Big booty girls = true happiness. Okayado knows this.

>> No.12407925
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12407925

>>12407916

>> No.12407928

>>12407919
Please be quiet anon. It's not gay if you do it with your waifu.

>> No.12407929
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>>12407833

>Be student at MGH
>Poetry exam today
>Jabberwock teacher watching you intently
>Walks over and places one giant claw on your shoulder
>"Should you find your imagination closed, imagine my pussy upon your face imposed."
>Write like a madman and finish the poetry
>It's the most lewd thing any of the class has heard, MGs schlicking at their desks, luridly eyeing the male students
>Jabberwock comes over to you again, her clothes shifting off
>"Now that you've shared with the class, let us all partake in sex en masse"

>> No.12407932

Cyclops sniper with a Hawk Harpy spotter.

Just want to get that idea out of my head and into words.

>> No.12407933

>>12407708
>Rachnee is the only character with an actual personality
Yeah being a complete remorse-less bitch SURE is a bang up character

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>>12407929
That's pretty lewd.

>> No.12407939

>>12407929
>poetry class

who the fuck would sign up for a faggy elective like that.

>> No.12407942

>>12407929
nice one

>> No.12407944
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12407944

loli raccoon girl slave

>> No.12407945
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>>12407939
The same people who sign up for Philosophy with a Cheshire Cat.

>> No.12407946

>>12407939
They're going to Monster Girl Uni/High/Middle/Primary

They're obviously fucked in the head

>> No.12407953

>>12407945
Reading's for pussies. Take a weightlifting class with Oni-sensei.

>> No.12407954

>>12407945
God-fucking-damn it, the wording on these entries is always so awkward.

>> No.12407955

>>12407903
woah epic greentext story dude, but who are you quoting???

>> No.12407956

>>12407932
That's about 50% original

>> No.12407957

>>12407946
>implying STEM still isn't master race in MGE universe so that they can learn how, why and where to pleasure men/themselves with men

>> No.12407958

>>12407945

>Philosophy class with Cheshire
>Constantly shifts her legs to give you shots of her glistening catcunt
>Explains that by teasing male students, she's able to raise their lust over time to the other MGs until it subconsciously takes over and they ravish her
>Feel a fire beneath your skin, a dark fire
>HELLFIRE
>Rush forward and begin to furiously fuck her on her desk, she's smiling that faggotcat smile
>"See? Works everytime~"

Goddamnit.

>> No.12407959

>>12407955
The Guru Nanak himself.

>>12407956
I'd think of more far-sighted monstergirls with an emphasis on sight and precision, but Cyclopses are just so pigeonholed into that sort of thing that I just don't give a damn.

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>>12407953
>The same Oni-sensei who spies on the boys in the changing room after telling them to 'hit those showers'.

I dunno.

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>> No.12407964

>>12407172
Love you too.

>> No.12407965

>>12407957
>engineering
>learn how to manufacture dildos and semen pumps
>medecial science
>learn how to treat sex-related injuries
>pharmacy
>learn how to create date rape drugs and aphrodisiacs
s-stem masterrace guys

>> No.12407966

>>12407958
>Being this weak

>>12407957
But It's not, the only way any sane person should endeavor for an education in MGE is to avoid the shit out of the monsters, so that they can learn useful skills like writing, mathematics and science, as opposed to, drawing and sculpting orgies, painting orgies and learning poetry or "sex-ed"

>> No.12407967

>>12407953
>>12407961

>Be lifting with Oni-Sensei
>She walks into the shower as if it's communal
>All the other guys run the fuck outta there like Usain Bolt
>You're stuck playing with the temperature controls, trying not to look at sideboob or her ass
>She starts to walk out, Thank GOD.
>Suddenly, the footsteps are coming towards you.
>Feel one giant vise hand clamp down on your shoulder, turning you around.
>"I know you've been wanting to stick that in me for weeks now, you cocky little shit. Equipment Shed, five minutes."
>Lose your virginity to Oni-Sensei in the equipment shed, a DO NOT DISTURB sign out front as she destroys your pelvis for the next three hours, coating you both in girlcum and seed

Would you still do it?

>> No.12407969

>>12407961
whoa, an oni picture I haven't seen before.

>> No.12407976

>>12407966
>any sane person
>implying STEM cares if you're sane or insane

Don't let yourself be bound by petty morality, anon

>> No.12407979

>>12407967
as long as I can report her for abuse and get compensation afterwards.

>> No.12407980

>>12407939
People who know they have a chance to score with a Jabberwock if they join, bviously.

>> No.12407981

>all of this green
To what end and for what purpose? It doesn't make your post stick out if everyone does it, in fact posting with regular text among this sea of green would actually make your post stand out.

>> No.12407982

>>12407967
>giant vise hand
lost my boner, big hands are gross

>> No.12407983

>>12407980
But that's everyone on campus.

Even the women and the anime club

>> No.12407984

>>12407967
Are we talking destroyed pelvis in a literal or figurative sense? I don't wanna be a cripple or a corpse.

>> No.12407986

>>12407982
giant relative to you, not relative to the rest of her body
her whole body is giant compared to yours

>> No.12407988
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12407988

You're having a look around the school, when you come across the Shark Girl swim team.

They say they were looking for a new 'pool boy' and that you should join the swim team.

Knowing that you need to take part in an extracurricular school group, you ponder on these while they look at you with dangerous grins.

What do?

>> No.12407989

>>12407414
So good, happy to see Jabberwock getting some love at last.

>> No.12407992

>>12407984

We're talking about a pelvis that's bruised to the point that you're walking bowlegged for a few days, much to the snickering of your classmates.

But sex satisfying enough that the Oni teacher just takes a swig of sake from a small gourd she keeps on her belt and looks at you before going.

"Ready for round two next week, short stuff?", your seed still leaking out of that blisteringly smooth pussy.

>> No.12407999

>>12407988
No no, I know what's coming next. Think I'll just join the go-straight-home-afterschool club, that's the safest bet.

>> No.12408000

>>12407932
My idea, even if it's not too original, is a two cyclops sniper team. One cyclops is a regular sized woman with one big ass eye. She carries a regular bolt action marksman's rifle, (.308, .338 Lapua, etc) the other is a big purple mountain Cyclops, an 8 foot tall brick shithouse that has to dig out a spot before she can hide, and can wield a 20mm Denel or .50 cal Anti Materiel rifle like a person carries a regular rifle.
the smaller cyclops is a fighter, she has to compensate for her small size. Big Cyclops is chill, because who's gonna want to tangle with her?
Coming soon to Spider and the Fly, the two eyed sniper team, scrambling eggs, popping grapes and administering free haircuts.

>> No.12408001

>>12407915
>Will you be able to have any sex?
Yes. With Fernando.

>> No.12408003

>>12407988
>Knowing that you need to take part in an extracurricular school group,
Time to leave zipangu and move somewhere else

Instead of being a poolboy, join the medieval history appreciation association.

>> No.12408006

>>12407992
>blisteringly smooth
do you mean blisteringly hot?

>> No.12408012

>>12407992
oh okay that's perfectly fine
I just don't wanna get actually seriously injured

>> No.12408011

>>12408006

No I mean smooth enough that each ridge inside of her kind of envelops you like fine persian silk, making your dick cry with joy.

Her body's heat also making it hot as she holds you down and jackhammers her hips onto yours.

>> No.12408014

>>12407981
They're all quoting big religious figures, apparently.

I'll be serious for a second as I give my own opinion, though.

When you see a pastebin story using greentext format, it likely might be a callback to when greentext stories were thriving on 4chan a fair while back.

For pretty much every other occurrence, it's pretty much just Flanderization (see the TVTropes page on that if you don't know what it means) and people copying what they see as the done thing on the three big boards: /a/, /v/ and /b/.

Think about that thought experiment with the monkeys and a step-ladder with a banana at the top.
http://www.27bslash6.com/timesheets.html
Scroll down until the dude starts talking about monkeys, about two-fifths of the way down the page. Then apply that same sitiuation to 4chan newcomers, and see how a certain aspect of a board can become a major defining trait to some people.

>> No.12408016

>>12408003
Enjoy your passive-aggressive pasty lizardnerds and beta dullahans.

>> No.12408019

>>12407967
jokes on her
i have herpes

>> No.12408022

>>12407967
How muscular is this particular oni? I don't wanna do her if she's full on Muramasa big mclargehuge

>> No.12408024

>>12408014
Are you seriously citing TVTropes?

>> No.12408025

>>12408001
all the sex you could ever want

>> No.12408027

>>12408016
And the one or two torture-enthusiast dark elves.

>> No.12408028

>>12408022

About as muscular as the Yuugi posted earlier.

With abs that could weather a katana.

>> No.12408031

>>12408028
This one? >>12407202
Because that's already way too much for me

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>>12407944
Muh kameraden.

>> No.12408035

>>12408024
You say it like I'm writing a scientific journal. I just wanted to use a certain trope to show how certain gimmicky traits can be blown out of proportion to become a defining aspect of a certain person of thing.

>> No.12408036

>>12408016
>Not being your own knight in shining armour
>Not organizing Swedish tier LARPs for all the human friends in your group
>Not making fun of the headless bitches for their shitty titplates
>Not making fun of pasty lizards for using dildo-shaped weapons
>Not having a rollicking rip-roaring smashing time as you watch the poolboy get dragged under and raped
>Not placing bets on how long certain poolboys will last
>Not deliberately excluding your monster classmates, and acting snide to your monster club host (Who happens to be a centaur)

-Bahamut, N.G, Dragon god.

>> No.12408037

>>12408031

Then you don't get any snu-snu.

>> No.12408039
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12408039

>>12407548 here, postan lineart update, still pretty inexperienced with SAI

>> No.12408045

>>12408037
I'm fine with that.
Then which monster girl do I get?

>> No.12408048

>>12408045

That meek little Alp who's too afraid to ask any of the guys out since not long ago she was one of them

>> No.12408050
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12408050

Objective Pros and Cons of having a holstaurus wife?

>> No.12408054

>>12408048
But I don't wanna fuck a transsexual.

>> No.12408058

>>12408036
I hope you get combo-raped by a mantango and a beezlebub.

>> No.12408059

>>12408050
I don't think I could get along very well with a holstaurus
I'm a footfag

>> No.12408063

>>12408050
Milk, health, hips, big fat cowtats, loving and devoted. If you want sum o dat snoo snoo, you need only wait a few days.
>cons
?

>> No.12408065

Anyone remember that monstergirl dating service and profile matching thing that one guy did? Because I do.
http://archive.moe/a/thread/107451357/#107456150

I've still got the fucking list with all the posts of the guys who didn't get a turn with it.

>> No.12408066

>>12408059
Guess you can cross out every lamia, mermaid or arachne subspecies. But most importantly, do you like scaly lizard feet?

>> No.12408071

>>12408050
>Holstaurus
>Cons

>> No.12408072

>>12408048
>Not 'Manny the Manticore' who does her best to disguise herself as a guy, in order to hang out with them. like pic-related >>12407806

>> No.12408075

>>12408065
Yeah that was cool, I think it was that anon who did the crayon drawings actually.

>> No.12408076

>>12408050
Cheese shits?

>> No.12408079

>>12408054

>Not messing with the Alp in class
>Not having the Succubi gang up on you about bullying "her" for being different
>Get confused as to why they aren't doing it
>They use their slut magic on you
>Wake up tied down to one of the gym equipment things
>Alp's stammering how you were the reason she turned into this, since she had loved you since you were kids
>Succubi helping guide into that virginally tight cunt, Alp complains it feels gross at first, but gets into it
>Succubi snickering you're fucking a tranny
>Alp gets into it and begins to use her own Succubi magic to grow her breasts and smoosh them into your face
>Spend the day getting ravished by the Alp, she snuggles up to you afterwards and kisses your half-dead neck
>"Y-you're my slave now... idiot..."

I dunno man. They're kinda moe.

>> No.12408081

>>12407545
If the state of the world is any clue.

>>12407632
Am I the only one who enjoyed fighting with paladins?

>> No.12408082

>>12408066
I think lamia and mermaid tails and arachne legs look really pretty so I don't mind those much, but hooves aren't really very appealing to me
>do you like scaly lizard feet
Depends on what they look like, and the girl they are attached to. But, usually, yes. I guess.

>> No.12408084

>>12408076
Who says you have to eat cheese?

>> No.12408088

>>12408058
>Getting raped

Why did you think joining the medieval club was such a good idea? They do fencing as well, and none of that rapier shite neither, good solid longswords.

>> No.12408089

>>12408075
I hope he comes back so I can unload my reject list onto him. Then I can feel slightly less uneasy and sad when I delete those unfulfilled dreams.

>> No.12408093

>>12408050
kidney stones

>> No.12408095

>>12408063
>cons
ever had to clean out a barn?

>> No.12408096

>>12408063
>moo moo snoo snoo
How much would it take to make her moan like that

>> No.12408099

>>12408065
I'd sort of like to do my own more comprehensive version of this in pastebin, like those questionnaires in the backs of magazines. But you'd probably have to have multiple potential matches for any one set of choices if you want to have real variety in mgs.

>> No.12408100

>>12408072
>Male manticore

She's not fooling nobody.

>> No.12408101

>>12408065
Ah, that was fun. I won a Hosltaurus wife.

>> No.12408104 [SPOILER] 
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12408104

>>12408027
TWO torture enthusiast dark elves?

So long as they tickle; GLADLY

>> No.12408105

>>12408075
no this was one >>12408065 was done by CyoaAnon i think
The one Crayon did had a question related to "muh 6 million" from what i remember

>> No.12408111

>>12408082
also tailjobs and arachne leg-jobs are all things that have been drawn by people and that are theoretically sound and seem fairly arousing to me, but a hoof-job sounds very questionable to say the least

>> No.12408114

>>12408104
but my feet are not ticklish

>> No.12408115
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>>12408104
>>12408027

None of that allowed in my Medieval History Appreciation club, or H.U.M.A.N.S.U.P.R.E.M.A.C.Y. for short.

>> No.12408118

>>12408095
She's a grown up, she can use the toilet. Hell, you can use the cowchips as fuel anyway. She's now saving the household money.
>>12408096
I aim to find out

>> No.12408120

>>12408114
>Monster girls
>NOT able to make you as ticklish as they wish

There has to be at least 15 different ways to make a man feel pleasure, tickling or otherwise to a much greater extreme than usual.

>> No.12408122

>>12408115
What does the H.U.M.A.N.S.U.P.R.E.M.A.C.Y stand for, exactly?

>> No.12408123

Wait, was the genki dark elf idol with ojou-sama drills done?

>> No.12408125

>>12408100

I had a story idea once of just that. A manticore childhood friend pretending to be male in her youth before she blossomed.

It went nowhere.

>> No.12408126
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12408126

>>12408122
Medieval History Appreciation Club.

This would be the sign on the door

>> No.12408129

>>12408066
How scaly and lizard-y?

>> No.12408131

>>12408079
Well. I guess today's the day bitches die.

>> No.12408134

>>12407781
I think they'd be neat if you imagined them as similar to Medusa's snakes instead. They have simple personalities, though act nice and friendly around those the Jabberwock likes.

I think it'd be great to imagine sleeping next to a Jabberwock, her holding you tightly in her claws, and the two mouths cuddling up against you like cats.

>> No.12408136

>>12408126
Humans United Methodically Against Nagas, Slimes, Undead...

Yeah, this isn't going to work. Anyone else think of a nice initialisation for that?

>> No.12408138
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12408138

>>12408079
Why do people like tsundere at all?

It's shit.

>> No.12408139

>>12408134
But do they share her lust for your dick?
And for that matter, do Medusa's snakes?

>> No.12408143

>>12408011
>fine persian silk
bollocks pls

>> No.12408144

>>12408136
What? No, H.U.M.A.N.S.U.P.R.E.M.A.C.Y is the acronym for Medieval History Appreciation Club

>> No.12408146

>Have a large gang of monster girls after you
>you have been on the run from them for a long time
>be hiding out at a motel
>hear some commotion outside
>see a few members of the gang outside each with their signature red clothing
>you know that if they see you they will call backup
>try to sneak out to your car before your noticed
>as you open your car you hear "Its him!" from behind you
>get in your car
>as you start it you hear one of your tires pop
>damn they're fast
>get out and start running
>hear them call some friends
>cars start coming after you
>they corner you
>you know you cant get out of this
>you have been running for so long and your just happy to know that it will be all over soon
>you stab yourself with a small needle
>after having your pelvis smashed by around 15 different monster girls they start to leave
>you cant move
>you start laughing
> "i hope they enjoy aids"

>> No.12408148

>>12408143

Who?

>> No.12408150

>>12408146
ebin. simply ebin.

>> No.12408153

>>12408144
That's not how acronyms work, silly. Or initialisations, as it might be here.

>> No.12408156

>>12408153
See, I know that they're completely unrelated, you know that it's unrelated, my fellow human bros know that they're unrelated, but all the monstergirls are too focused on getting laid to actually know that there's a difference, and they'd likely take it as was said to them.

>> No.12408159

>>12408115
Just wait until you get busted for promoting racist ideology and hauled off to the mg version of Camp Political Correctness for some sound reeducation.

>> No.12408169

>>12408146
Made me laugh.

>> No.12408172

>>12408156
Ah. A plan so ridiculous in its execution, that it can only be bound to work!

>> No.12408179

>>12408146
>be in hospital
>turn on news
>find a segmant on an aids epidemic and how 15 monster girls started it
>laugh quietly
>hospital starts filling up
>they never suspect you being the start of this
>the leader of the gang is placed in the bed next to you
>her gang was destroyed by the epidemic
>go up to her after your pelvis had mostly healed
>whisper to her "do you enjoy my present"
>she leaps out at you and starts strangling you
>doctors pull her off of you before she kills you
>she gets moved away from you
>you occasionally see her watching you from afar with eyes of pure anger
>happy that you have gotten pay back for all those years of running

>> No.12408185

>>12408159
Then I can pull out the old

Humans
Understand
Monsters
And
Need
Some
Universal
Peace
Referring
Mostly
Around
City
Youth

Turns out it was pro integration all along

>> No.12408186
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12408186

>>12408122
>H.U.M.A.N.S.U.P.R.E.M.A.C.Y

>Historically
>Unheralded
>Massacres
>Against
>Neerdowells
/
>Supported
>Under
>Paladin
>Regulations
>Exterminating
>Monsters
>All
>Calendar
>Years

>> No.12408193
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12408193

When will dire wolves get the love and adoration they deserve?

>> No.12408200

>>12408193
Shut up Bob

>> No.12408202
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12408202

>>12408186

>> No.12408207

>>12408193

When people realize they're stocky wolf cavegirls and not a height upgrade.

>> No.12408210

>>12408193
why does less always have to add retarded looking males to a perfectly good picture.

>> No.12408212
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12408212

>>12408200
Never

>> No.12408214

>>12408193
I don't think most anons want to be drugged and raped into mindbroken whores. It's a niche thing.

>> No.12408216

>>12408193
I think of them lovingly and adoringly every day. I'm just not writing anything about them.
I'm a child when it comes to drawing, too.

Well, let me inject your minds with thoughts of a particularly short dire wolf girl who has confidence issues when it comes to her height, despite the fact that she's a killing machine even among monstergirls.

>> No.12408217
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12408217

Holstaurus version when

>> No.12408218

>>12408212
Hole is retarded

Slit is best

>> No.12408219

>>12408212
where's that dark elf story bob.

>> No.12408221

>>12408193
The guy (that's a guy right?) looks like a faggot.

>> No.12408222

>>12408210
At least this guy has a face and some eyes.

Be grateful.

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12408226

>>12408212
Come on now.

>> No.12408230

>>12408222
I'd much prefer a faceless self-insert to that faggy looking males he always puts in.

>> No.12408231
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12408231

What kind of monster girl would Napoleon fuck?

>> No.12408232
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12408232

>>12408202
You Paladins/Templars need to be assassinated. There is nothing attractive about an average women when compared to a MG.

Where are my MG-Security Forces at?

>> No.12408235

>>12408193
>normal hands/feet with claw-like nails
how boring

>> No.12408236

>>12408221
well, you'd have to be some kind of faggy bottom bitch to like dire rapewolves.

>> No.12408238

>>12408138
Tsundere best dere

>> No.12408244
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12408244

>>12408230
No. All faceless protagonists, and people with "Anon" on their birth certificate should be sent to the uranium mines to advance glorious motherland.

>> No.12408245

>>12408238
>Tsundere best dere

No. That would be rapedere.

>> No.12408248

>>12408230
Pretty sure that's Less' self insert.

>> No.12408249

>>12408219
I don't recall ever mentioning I'd do something with elves.

>>12408235
She's a were-direwolf with control over her transformation. For the most part she's got human limbs, but when excited they turn into big meaty paws.

>> No.12408250

>>12408238
Tsundere a shit.

>> No.12408252

>>12408231
Jinko, gotta indulge the desire to dominate.

>> No.12408253
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12408253

>>12408244
What about the Goolag?

>> No.12408254

>>12408245
>>12408250
tsundere best dere. Only dere where the girl can get jealous and make a face but can't do anything when the MC takes her literally and another girl takes his arm or goes with him somewhere etc

>> No.12408255

>>12408248
Nah, less uses a short, white-haired guy with really long bangs.

>>12408236
>Not wanting a dire wolf to ravish you completely

>> No.12408258

>>12408143

>Fine persian silk means it's Bollocks

Who cares about him with that paper thin skin and porcelain heart.

>> No.12408259

>Maid Outfit
>Cheongsam
>Shrine Maiden
Which?

>> No.12408261

>>12408210
>>12408222
>>12408230
>>12408248
>>12408255
Wait

The person that Direwolf is princess carrying is a GUY

>> No.12408263

>>12408261
Nobody really knows for sure what gender it is. Not even .less. They've forgotten.

>> No.12408264

>>12408210
>>12408222
>>12408230
>>12408248
It was a guy?

>> No.12408266

>>12408261
Did you miss the hiked up shirt and little bite mark on his flank?

>> No.12408267

>>12408232
Normal Woman:
>Will love you for who you are (If you aren't rich/Wealthy)
>Has hobbies and interests
>Can be a bro,
>Doesn't have dicks on her mind 24/7
>Probably has a good education
>Good for family cohesion
>Lets you stay human
>Sense of achievement after successful serenade

Monstergirl:
>Loves you because you have a dick
>Can't bro it up with you
>Hobbies include sucking dicks and being a breathing onahole
>Some shitty education from a "rape college" or a "college of further sexual studies" or some shit
>Women turning into monstergirls can tear families apart
>Sister won't bro it up with you any more because all she thinks about is fucking her husband, because monstergirls don't care about anyone who isn't their husband
>Dad doesn't have time for bonding because your mother is too busy fucking him over and over
>Becoming a subhuman incubus
>No sense of achievement, because the serenade is the words: lets fuck

If one of my family members became a monstergirl, I'd have to kill her to preserve family honour.

>> No.12408268
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12408268

any love for bear girls?

>> No.12408270

>>12408210
I still want to know if that douchebag with the long white hair and head band is like his self insert or if its straight up a self portrait

>> No.12408272
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12408272

>>12408254
>>12408250
>>12408245
>>12408238
Ahem.

>> No.12408274

>>12408267
Not a single thing you have under 'Normal Woman' is true.

>> No.12408275

>>12408267
>I'd have to kill her to preserve family honour.
What's life like in the middle east right now?

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12408277

>>12408268
Yes.

Also: http://pastebin.com/2uddFyen

>> No.12408281

>>12408267
You must be a woman.

>> No.12408283

>>12408275
I actually live in a white christian country. I don't want to see my family members become sex slaves.

>>12408274
>Lets you stay human
>Doesn't have dicks on her mind 24/7
>Sense of achievement
>Probably has a good education

Those are true enough

>> No.12408284

>>12408267

Normal Woman:
>Conniving cunts
>Wants your money
>Manipulative
>Wants to destroy everything you love so you only pay attention to her

Monstergirl:
>Loves you for your dick
>Doms you
>Stronger then you
>Loyal to you

Both a shit, but ones a lesser evil

>> No.12408286

>>12408267
So long as I have someone who doesnt have a hideous outside or inside to love me, I'm fine.

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12408288

>>12408138
>>12408238
>>12408245
>>12408250
>>12408254
>>12408272
No one likes tsundere, not even tsunfags.

>> No.12408294

>>12408288
It's pretty obvious that you don't understand whats good about tsundere

>> No.12408295

>>12408284
We are talking about 2D women I'm assuming.

You can't compare 2D monstergirls to 3D women, either you compare 2D to 2D, or 3D to 3D.

>> No.12408296

>>12408284
i always thought of monster girls diferent mentally (excluding specific traits for whatever type of monster girl it is) only through having a much larger sex drive, meaning they could still have hobbies, friends, and do spend time with family.

>> No.12408302

>>12408296
Nah, If you ask a married monstergirl what time it is, she won't even acknowledge your prescence, and then you miss your fucking train, lose the job interview and become a vagrant.

>> No.12408304

>>12408065
>that guy who got that CC Apophis
I'm SO jealous.

>> No.12408307

>>12408294
It's allright anon, no need to keep running headfirst into that wall. I won't stop you though, I like watching idiots hurt themselves.

>> No.12408309

>>12408296
They can, people just like to exaggerate.

>> No.12408312
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12408312

>>12408296
MG do have hobbies. Dragons for example go treasure hunting to make ends meet.

Are you fucking with me Anon? Are you telling me you wouldn't plow pic if you were married to her?

>> No.12408315

>>12408312

>Heretical asian dragon

It's shit.

>> No.12408321

>>12408312
All I see is a wingless harpy.

>> No.12408322
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12408322

>>12408065
So who did it better, CYOAnon(http://pastebin.com/pg1DcHdm)), or Crayonfag(Pic Related)?

Which one gave the better waifus?

>> No.12408325

>>12408296
KC wanted to make MGE as idiot proof as possible, he included so many clauses to make sure that even the thought of NTR would occur in his setting, thus he decreed that monstergirls will show no interest or kindness if they are married.

>> No.12408328

>>12407170
Late as hell but I was asleep. Thanks man I loved reading this story a lot.

>> No.12408332

>>12408296
Eh, I guess you can headcanon whatever you want.
I prefer the crazed controlling one-dimensional sex-fiends, really. All that "equal partners in a relationship" and "essentially a human chick with fluffy ears" stuff smells a lot like easymodo bullshit. If I'm gonna go monstergirl, I'm gonna go full monstergirl. Tied up at the back of a rape-cave and bred so hard and so often that you yearn to escape to human society. Only to be recaptured, brought back, and raped harder for your intransigence.
Over and over until your mind slips into Stockholm Syndrome and you embrace the sexual abuse.
Fucking faptastic.

>> No.12408339

>>12408322
Where's my waifu Crayonfag?
Why must you lay waste to my hopes and dreams?

>> No.12408346

>>12408179

>you occasionally see her watching you from afar with eyes of pure anger
>Shoot a wicked madman smile back at her every time

>> No.12408347

>>12408332
>easymodo bullshit

Don't you have some dark souls to go fap to ?

>> No.12408355

>>12408296
Monster girls basically have the same sex drive as men. Sure some monster girls think with their pussies but definitely not all of them.

>> No.12408359

>>12408259
Shrine Maiden all the way, man.

>> No.12408360 [SPOILER] 
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12408360

>Decide to try hiking up a tall mountain
>Parents were mountaineers who scaled Mount Venerest, tallest mountain near MGC
>Want to plant a tiny flag at the top
>It has your name on it, because who wouldn't want to have their name at the top of a fucking tall mountain
>Trip is going good, and progress across the shallow snow is rapid
>Suddenly a blizzard
>Caught off guard, try to stumble down, but quickly get lost in the snowstorm
>Trip and land in a heap
>Huddle into yourself for warmth
>Feel so cold
>So damn cold
>See a tanned woman coming your way
>Thank fuck, It's a yeti, soon you will be safe
>As the yeti is nearing you stretch out your hand
"P-P-please-e h-h-helpp mee"
>She looks down at you as she walks past
"Sorry, I already have a husband"
>And so another poor soul was killed on the snowy mountain

>> No.12408364

>>12408355
>Sure some monster girls think with their pussies but definitely not all of them.
Only Monster Girls who can't get dick say this. They're the ones who go 'I don't need sex, and I also think men are equal to Monster Girls!' Their just beta whitepaladins who wear bonnets all day.

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12408367

>>12408322
Are CYOA and Crayonfag the same person?

>> No.12408370

>>12408367
What makes you ask that? I mean, I've never seen them post at the exact same time...

>> No.12408371

>>12408360
I thought the Hugbox left you unemployed?

>> No.12408373

>>12408371
No, It just changed things a bit.

>> No.12408376

>>12408373
Nuh-uh, you told me you were jobless.

>> No.12408377

>>12408332
Now this man understands the joys of nightmare mode.

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12408379

>>12408371
Times are hard for paladins, but not so hard you can't ever be reminded of your sin and iniquity.

>> No.12408381

>>12408367

Nope, but we can ship them if you'd like.

>> No.12408382

>>12408381
No.

>> No.12408384

>>12408381
NO.

>> No.12408385

>>12408373
I thought the /jp/ exile was the final nail in the JUSTICE coffin but newfags and delusional stragglers like to keep things going.

>> No.12408388
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>> No.12408391

>>12408388

Suu-cube confirmed better than the murdercube?

>> No.12408392
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12408392

>>12408388
NO MILFS

ONLY ME

>> No.12408393

>>12408388
Suu-cube demands sacrifice.

>> No.12408395

>>12408388
Not all hope is lost. Suu can restore the dreams that died with the disillusioning of the Inanimate Gelatinous Cube.

>> No.12408396

>>12408388
Oh yes, there was a Dullahan too.

I forgot about her. Again.

>> No.12408398

>>12408392
rapecube > milfs

>> No.12408399

>>12408388
why they do this

>> No.12408404

>>12408388
Can we all agree that Dullahan is the worst girl of the bunch?

>> No.12408405

>>12408404
Yes.

>> No.12408412

>>12408404
She's the most nothing girl of the bunch, for sure. Even Doppel has more of a character than her.

>> No.12408414
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12408414

Oh, that reminds me, guess we will get Lalas stats in the new tank.
I can't think of any other girl to be introduced. Unless we get Smith. I'd hope for the first three to get new stat pages.

>> No.12408415

>>12408404
I was looking forward to dullahan and even voted for her in the poll so I'm sad for agreeing with you.

>> No.12408416

>>12408385
But I haven't seen any Kamen posts in this thread.

JUSTICE was for faggots anyway.

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12408417

>>12408398

Faggot

>> No.12408418

>>12408381
yes

>> No.12408422

>>12408414
>That dress

That's pretty lewd for a sundress, Miia

>> No.12408423

>>12408414
I think they should as well, give them the same kind of page as the other girls

>> No.12408428

>>12408422
>pretty lewd
Not really? It doesn't show off anything sexual

>> No.12408430
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12408430

>Miia will never be happy again
>Miia will never win darling

>> No.12408431

>>12408412

She actually does have some character, it hasn't been that long since she's been introduced. She tries to keep a calm, serious and eerie facade, but fails as soon as she's caught in an embarassing situation.

>> No.12408432

>>12408428
Anon's just too pure.

>> No.12408433

>>12408431
Then in that case, it's somehow Crabman's fault that I forgot about this established character trait.

I would like to see her with more than just a gimmick schtick, though.

>> No.12408435

>>12408050
Pros: Everything about them
Cons: Can't even think of one
>>12408059
So am I man, like heavily, but I still love Holstaurus more than any monster girls.

>> No.12408436

>>12408367
Emyia Kiritsugu (I don't care how you spell it)
>Married to a Frankenstein-like construct
>Clearly Tsundere relationship with a ghostly knight
> Childhood friend is a vampire

Fate/zero is the monstergirl harem anime we didn't know we had.

>> No.12408438

>>12408435
Cons: hooves. Can't receive footjobs or massage them like regular feet.

That's about all I don't like about them, really.

>> No.12408439

>>12408430
>Miia will never win darling
She won't lose. This manga will have either harem end or Miia end.

But a harem end is not a win for anyone so I may agree.

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12408442

>>12408436
>Childhood friend is a vampire
Do you know what other Nasuverse based anime adaption has vampires in it?

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12408445

>>12408438
Just massage her calves and thighs.
Those beefy thighs...

>> No.12408449

>>12408417

God that Kitsune reminds me of a dumb story idea

>Somehow bring an ara ara old fox out of her hiding place in a dilapidated shrine
>She allows you to sex her, since she notices how eager you are to partake in divine pussy
>Each sexing makes her more youthful and radiant
>Her grey fur has receded to speckles as her dominant fur color goes back to its golden sheen
>She hugs you tight to her bosom as she whispers she's been waiting for you for the longest time
>YFW it turns out your ancestor had summoned her

>> No.12408451

>>12408438
>Can't receive footjobs or massage them like regular feet.
Don't most monster girls have that drawback though?
Having both monster girl and foot fetishes must suck, those seem fairly mutually exclusive outside of things like vampires and succubi and kitsunes

>> No.12408452

>>12408445
>Those beefy thighs

That's it, we've lost Hound to 7Seas. Someone take him out back.

>> No.12408453

>>12408449
>I found the kitsune.
>My ancestor summoned her for what purpose?
I'm so fucking confused.

>> No.12408454

>>12408453

>Not summoning a Kitsune for a multitude of purposes

Goddesses don't gotta make sense.

>> No.12408455

>>12408445
Holst legs - as a whole - aren't flesh, but covered in fur.
But yeah massages, lap pillows.

>> No.12408456

>>12408451
You can still massage/get your dick jerked by non-human feet, but hooves are a different story.

>> No.12408459
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12408459

>>12408454
>Gods don't have to make sense they just do it.
I'm now fucking lost in a void. This logic broken down makes gods shit because their is no reason, or logic behind it.

>> No.12408460

>>12408438
Eh I can live with that.
>>12408445
Hound quit it my dick is already hard.
>>12408451
It really does, especially if its a pretty heavy foot fetish like mine.
>>12408455
I want to give a Holstaurus a full body massage.

>> No.12408461

>>12408442
Carnival Phantasm?

>> No.12408465
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12408465

>>12408460
Don't like more exotic feet?
I'd massage a Jinko's foot paws.

>> No.12408466

>>12408465
They're just thigh-high boots.

>> No.12408471
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12408471

2D Sprite MG fighting game when?

>> No.12408472

>>12408465
I only like human feet.

>> No.12408474

>>12408460
I was kind of in the same boat until I just developed a fetish for monster girl feet.
Now I fantasize about licking a lizard girl's soles or having a yeti smother me with her fluffy paws.

>> No.12408481
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Hey guys, last night I asked if people wanted to have a CYOA like old times, but only after the thread hits it's bump limit so it's not a burden to the rest of /jp/.

Anyway, people seemed to be for it last night. Iunno if anybody's still for it now or not.

But regardless, I asked if you wanted to make your own main character and you said 'sure'. So I made some Straw Polls for the basics.

From there, we'll figure out something, I'm sure.

http://strawpoll.me/2408699
http://strawpoll.me/2408720
http://strawpoll.me/2409254
http://strawpoll.me/2409302

For the record, I'm doing this completely blind. I'm hoping we can all create a fun tale together like old times, monster girls and all.

I'm still working slowly on the pastebin stories, just I wanna rework BS Aqua because personal reasons

>> No.12408483

>>12408472
Well, fair enough.
It's kind of interesting how even among monster girl fetishists the people who feel actual sexual arousal from the monstrous features seem to be a minority. I understand that their actual point is just to add flavor to the whole rather than being an attractive feature themselves, but still.

>> No.12408488

>>12408483
Well Holstaurus are considered titty monsters and I'm certainly attracted to their titties, their legs, ears, horns, and tail are all really cute too and I'd like to feel them up and play with them/tease them.

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>>12408481
godspeed Bromont. You are the hero that we need. Do your best.

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>>12408460
>Hound quit it my dick is already hard.
No.

>> No.12408497

>>12407500
Aren't jabberwocks supposed to be megasluts? I like this idea, but it seems like the wrong MG.

>> No.12408498

>>12408497
Do you even know how many different spins /mgg/ has put on these monster girls? The whole
>it doesn't fit her nature waaaah fanfiction
Has been pulled to many times to matter anymore. It's all fiction anyway.

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>> No.12408502

>>12408481

>Not making a check your privelege pink neon eyed black man who is a retired old fuck

It's like you guys can't even have fun

>> No.12408505

>>12408483
Also, I find it intriguing how the focus of MGE seems to have shifted, over the 10 years it has existed now, from monstrous rapists with very monster-like behaviors with some exceptions (holstaurus, lizards) to monster girls that are basically just odd and more lustful people with the focus being rather on their abilities, their interactions with people and magic. With that also came a heavier focus on the actual sex, and the monstrous physical features gradually received more attention in that regard alongside the human ones, and more and more odd fetishes entered the setting while plain old regular brutal rape began to fade out.
And alongside that, monster girl fandoms have moved away from the monster girls as predators concept and seem to have embraced the monster girls as exotic people concept. I just wonder which came first - was it motivated by the gradual shift in tone of MGE, or did people's interests shift on their own and MGE tried to follow them?

>> No.12408507

>>12408501
>Would sleep with a hobo for a few salted peanuts

>> No.12408510

>>12408497
>megaslut
>but most of her body is unfit for sex
That demon lord really didn't think her designs through very well, did she?

>> No.12408514

>>12408505

/mgqg/ likes to blame plebeian vanillafags for the shift of brutal rapist to waifus

>> No.12408516

>>12408493
N-now Hound I-I'm warning you a penis this hard could hurt somebody without proper treatment.

>> No.12408518

>>12408514
>Implying a brutal rapist can't be a waifu

>> No.12408528

>>12408267
fellow templer anon here. to be honest i secretly wish a lamia or kitsune or basically one of many monster girls would pounce on me and show me the light.

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>>12408502
I feel like I should've included blue skin.

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>>12408501

M-Milady, I-I do not believe this is the appropriate way to stretch your body. If you're attempting to exercise, perhaps I can of assistance. Would you be interested in learning some of our Daily Honorable Paladin Fitness Training? I assure you it'll make milady feel just like new!

>> No.12408534

>>12408529
Why wouldn't you bring your boyfriend home

>> No.12408536

>>12408505
I agree with your observed trends, but I don't think either of your causes is true.

I'd opine that it's mostly a case of entryism. I started following monstergirls years and years ago, mostly because I liked the brutal, animalistic rape-a-thon; the monster features are of secondary importance to me.
What I've seen is the fetish get colonised by chronically insecure betas, who like monstergirls not because they're malevolent rapists, but because they're teddy-bear lite-furry and totally impervious to NTR. That's what it's turned into: basically become a hugbox for people who want not a rapist, but a comfort blanket with tits.

So while the tastes of the original fans are the same as they always were, the net preference of monstergirl fans has shifted from reverse rape fetishists, to kawaii-waifu-fags. And, as an effect, not a cause, MGE changes focus for its new prevelant demographic.

TL;DR, this is why we can't have nice things.

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>>12408533
>roleplaying
Fuck off

>> No.12408540

How bad is it that I want to see something with Gamer-Gazer and /v/'s new OC Vivian?

I can see those two being close friends, at the very least.

>> No.12408541

>>12408481
Something you said about 80's music last night gave me an idea to drop a Talking Heads reference into a story. But I'm not even sure many, if any, would even get the reference.

Getting old bites. ;_;

>> No.12408544

>>12408537

It wasn't roleplay, it was just a fucking response to a post. I was referencing the dense knight thing /mgg/ discussed days ago.

Fuck off.

>> No.12408546

>>12408540
-_-

>> No.12408548

>>12408540
It's an awful idea.

>> No.12408549

>>12408534
because mom will NTR him away from you

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>>12408544
>pretending to be a fictional character
>not roleplaying

>> No.12408551

>>12408377
the best mode. I want a monster girl that switches between nightmare and hard (so we can go on adventures and shit)

>> No.12408553

>>12408541
>Kids would rather listen to wubstep and sterilized pop songs sung by grown men who sound like their testes never dropped

>> No.12408554

>>12408549
No I think it would be a threesome

>> No.12408556

>>12408544
You do this shit ironically and it just explodes. Don't even start

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>>12408381
do it faggot.

>> No.12408558

>>12408553
Not all kids old man.

>> No.12408559

>>12408554
A threesome that ends in the boyfriend losing interest in the younger more inexperienced succubus.

>> No.12408560

>>12408430

She'll probably win, she was first girl. It might go harem though, in which case everyone loses.

>> No.12408565

>>12408559
In my experience that doesn't happen. Just the mother says ara ara and they might do it again later

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>> No.12408570

>>12408565
Share with me your journeys of MILF/Daughter blue skinned succubus domination, anon.

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>>12408541

>same as it ever was


>same as it ever was

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>> No.12408579

>>12408553
You seem to be taking quite a few liberties with what I said. So much so that I have to ask: Who are you quoting?

>>12408574
Hah, that's actually the one I had in mind for this alp story. "This is not my beautiful X. This is not my beautiful Y."

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>> No.12408584

>>12408574

>Irisviel as a Sphinx

For what fucking purpose.

>> No.12408587

>>12408573
What the hell is wrong with her feet

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>> No.12408599

You guys literally have no idea how hard it is to write Valkyrie shit without it being a no-smut short.

... Why, KC, why are you such a hack.

>> No.12408602

>>12408599
Can't be too hard, considering how vast the Valkyrie Profile story is.

>> No.12408605

>>12408599
Just write it to where the sexy-times off screen.

>> No.12408607
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>>12408587
Halfway between human and digitigrade anatomy it seems.

>> No.12408608

>>12408583
>wing and horn warmers

Cute, would have been perfect with heart shaped pupils.

>>12408599
What>

>> No.12408609

>>12408599
>Monstergirl story
>No smut

Who the hell do you think you are?

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>> No.12408617

>>12408612
Who is this stupid slut?

>> No.12408623

>>12408617
A waste of a webm
>no Holstaurus emofuri ever

>> No.12408624

>>12408617
Tiki from Fire Emblem. She's in a race of Loli-Dragons who are actually 3000 years old.

Nintendo is great at producing top tier waifus, but very few actually fall under Monster Girl.

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>>12408609
Some of us are here for the cute, not the lewd.

>> No.12408631

>>12408536
>>12408536
>>12408536
This is exactly it.

Nowadays when rape is referenced it's either played off for a joke or meant to contrast how moedere some character is.

>> No.12408632

>>12408624

> You will never be her Mar Mar

Nah & Nami were better.

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>> No.12408638

>>12408623
God there needs to be one, there needs to be more Holstaurus everything.

>> No.12408640

>>12408602

>Expecting Valkyrie Profile level shit from MGG.

>> No.12408642

>>12408626
>Some of us are here for the cute

Fuck off back to the madoka threads.

>> No.12408646

>>12408609
>>12408642
There's plenty of them. You must be new if you think there's nothing but smut.

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>> No.12408651

>>12408481
>Most generic options are winning

SHIT NIGGA, GET IT TOGETHER ONII-CHAWN

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>> No.12408655

>>12408481
>Dark-chocolate skin losing
Nigga, listen.

>> No.12408658

>>12408646
I was not denying the existence of smutless stories, few as they are. I was telling you to fuck off with your moeshit, understand now?

>> No.12408661

>>12408647
Cute

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>> No.12408667

>>12408642

Fuck off.

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roll for saving throw against SAN damage.

>> No.12408672

>>12408658
For them to exist, we must exist as well. Monster girls may exist to fuck, but we have the power to make that not so.

>> No.12408673

>>12408647
You stupid fucking bitch I can't eat this shit. Why the fuck can't you cook like a normal girl?

>> No.12408675

>>12408536

What wrong exactly with just wanting exotic women Mr. Alpha?

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>> No.12408684

>You will never know the feeling of you and your monster girl waifu both hugging your infant daughteru, rubbing your cheeks against hers as she slowly understands the concept of love from you two

>> No.12408685

>posting pictures for the sake of posting pictures
Tone it down, we have a tiny image limit compared to total thread posts as it is. Spamming pictures now is resulting in more shitposting later

>> No.12408686

>>12408667
Make me moeshit.

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>> No.12408689

>no pics of minotaur bullying a cute holstaurus
>no pics of weresheep knitting with her wool
>no pics of business woman shirohebi

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>>12408685
fine, last one

>> No.12408699

>>12408668
what in the seven fucking hells is that thing.

>> No.12408700

>>12408689
stop whining fag. either draw it yourself or ask next time a drawfag is around.

>> No.12408703

>>12408672
Too bad /mgg/ is so retarded any attempts at worldbuilding get bombed with "fanfiction" ans "autism."

>> No.12408704 [DELETED] 

>implying Fire Lord won't take advantage of Earth Queen's death to "protect Fire Nation ethnics" in Earth Kingdom territory

>> No.12408707 [DELETED] 

>>12408704
I'm pretty sure you're WAY off.
also the finale was lukewarm. But Korra is a wheelchair is the first time I wanted to fap to her

>> No.12408709

>>12408707
I'm sorry I posted in the wrong thread

>> No.12408713 [DELETED] 

>>12408704

You're in the wrong thread bro.

That's what the Republic territories are anyway. And the Fire Lord is Zuko's daughter and he's still alive. Dude ain't going to let his daughter go all imperialist again when he remembers what the hundred year war was like.

>> No.12408720

>>12408703
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't need good worldbuilding to make smutless stories good

>> No.12408741

>>12408536
What sucks is that reverse-rape enthusiasts have pretty much no other media catering to them, aside from the occasional doujin. It's just not taken seriously, and it seems pretty absurd (to the content creators, anyway) for a normal girl to rape a guy. The monstrous parts/nature excuse this in most people's eyes.

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>>12408481
>All those ties for hair color/eye color
>http://strawpoll.me/2409254

This is going to be a long night.

>> No.12408759

>>12408757
Pick the majority of all of them. In this case, Brown hair/ Blue eyes

>> No.12408761

>>12408720
who are you?

>> No.12408766

>>12408761
Why, I'm Anonymous. Who are you?

>> No.12408775

>>12408481

I love you Bromont.

>> No.12408776

>>12408757
Why is brown hair blue eyes winning? That just doesn't seem like a good combination to me, I only like blue eyes with blond hair.

>> No.12408782
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>Your lich classmate constantly glares at you in class for no reason.
>Everytime you try to talk she glares twice as hard.
>She also starts writing your name into her journal and muttering it under her breath.
>You try to get her to knock it off but she just starts up again the moment your eyes meet.
>Eventually asks you to follow her back to the occult club room where she's the only member.
>The moment you do she confesses and does pic related.

How do you respond? Keep in mind she'll pout and cry silently if you ignore her afterwards.

>> No.12408784

>>12408776
M-mein fuhrer?

>> No.12408785

>>12408776
True white people aka Anglo-Saxon have brown hair and blue eyes

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>>12408741
I feel bad because I feel partly to blame for this. I too started off like MGs due to them being rape machines and ruthless. While my sub tendencies, and wants to be treated like garbage remain, I've begun to notice my shift towards waifu faggotry. It's like yeah, I want to be dominated completely and put in my place, but also someone to talk to who's intelligent. Even if I'm still their slave and they're my captor. However, I absolutely will not excuse fucking dom fags in this fetish. The whole initial appeal should be, as you said, rape monsters and being dominated. Those who want to dom them are just closet furries like less.

>> No.12408789

>>12408776

It's pretty common. My dad has brown hair and blue eyes. So do I. But then I'm not voting either, I'm trying to get some writing done.

>> No.12408792

>>12408785
>Anglo-Saxon have brown hair and blue eyes
But I only have heavy German and Irish heritage in my blood. Don't laugh, I dont know if that group of people exteneded past Britain

>> No.12408795

>>12408782
I vanquish her hymen with my dick!

>> No.12408801

>>12408792
Don't feel bad. You could be a genetic mutt with German, French, Irish, and Native American ancestry.

>> No.12408807

>>12408801
>>12408792

Let's stop before we go full /int/

>> No.12408811

>>12408481
>http://strawpoll.me/2409254
>2. Black Hair/Green Eyes
Yes, we can do this.

>> No.12408814

>>12408699
And, more importantly, where am I supposed to put my dick?

>> No.12408818

>>12408801
I have a bit of Nip blood in me, so I have god damn squinty Asian eyes with the body of a German.

>> No.12408819
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>>12408782
Hug her back because I don't think my heart could take it if I rejected her.
Being loved is my most intense fetish.

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>>12408776
Wakarimasen.

>> No.12408828

>>12408782
I would ask her to take it slow, and help her with that damn occult club as long as no H.P Lovecraft Cthulu is pulled into the world, and I don't become a sacrifice.

>> No.12408829

>>12408819
>Being loved is my most intense fetish

http://i.imgur.com/X539hBT.png

>> No.12408834

>>12408818
Ppfffftthahahaha

>> No.12408838

>>12407415
>The tall, toned, busty werewolf chick gets rejected.
This is gonna be good.

>> No.12408843

>>12408834
Don't you laugh at me ;_;

>> No.12408845

>>12408782
Reject the creeper and go out with the oni football captain instead.

>> No.12408848

>>12408801
Welcome to the club, sans the surrender monkey blood.

>> No.12408854

>>12408848
Anyone have that comic/manga page about the 100 Year War French and it calls them something like "real French bastards with an inbred sense of privilege to everything they lay their eyes on"

>> No.12408868

>>12408843
Sorry but that's just a funny ass image.

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Would you let her stuff her tongue down your throat?

>> No.12408878

>>12408782

>Lich in highschool

There is obviously some kind of black magic plot for a centuries old master of the undead to be in secondary school.

This is why I never put undead in modern settings. They're the kind of things that most modern countries would either quarantine or destroy on sight. It's not like the local living monsters would want to share rare husband material with them either.

But then the wealthiest and wisest of them would probably be able to bribe their way in like Vampires and Wights and Pharaohs.

>> No.12408882

>>12408876
Yes, but only if she lets me shoot that rifle.

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>>12408876
Go away Bobby-boy.

>> No.12408891

>>12408878
16 year old virgin lich

>> No.12408904

>>12408876

>Size compared to that Dragonov
She's so tiny and adorable. I'd probably pat her on the head. No way her tongue is big enough to stuff my throat.

>>12408891
That's not how liches work. You shouldn't trust old whores looking for human lab rats when they tell you their age.

>> No.12408907

>>12408876
>let

heh

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So funny story, I forgot to link the pastebin. When I made that announcement.
http://pastebin.com/u/TheGunstar
My mistake. I'll go away again.

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>>12408891
1,600 year old virgin lich more like it.

This christmas cake is way past the expiration date, but that's what makes them lovely.

>> No.12408912

>>12408876
>She's only 4 feet tall
HAHAHAHAHA oh wow. I'd bully her hard.

>> No.12408915

>>12408904
I told you her age and sexual experience status and that is that

>> No.12408918

>>12408911
Christmas cakes don't expire, that's the best part.

>> No.12408923

>>12408910
>Posting my entire paste in
I am not fucking good at this.
http://pastebin.com/xNpFiL7M

>> No.12408924

>>12408912
I want to see a cocky anon get broken by a girl half his size

>> No.12408929

>>12408923
hohoho

>> No.12408930

>>12408915

>Someone having to learn public highschool information has the equivalent of decades and decades of advanced magical knowledge that requires a knowledge base far higher than secondary.

Sorry dude. If you want a quiet occult girl with big tits then there you go, but she's no lich.

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Would you cum on the eggs of your soon-to-be daughterus?

>> No.12408936

>>12408876
Only if I beg for it like a good slut

>> No.12408938

>You will never have a fattened fairy that you use as a stress ball

>> No.12408939

>>12408931

No stupid. That blocks the airflow through the semi-permiable shell. Do you want brain-damaged daughterus?

>MFW this is why wurms get retarded

>> No.12408941

>>12408939
retarded fathers beget retarded daughters.

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Would you sex an old fox in order to give her more magical power, Anons?

>> No.12408944

>>12408931
How can they become my daughterus if I don't cum on their eggs?

>> No.12408950

>>12408942
Are you writing something write now?

>> No.12408951

>>12408950

Depends on what you mean by "writing".

>> No.12408952

>>12408950
right*

>> No.12408959

>>12408944
miracles

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>>12408481
>Male
>Later 20's
>Brown Hair/Blue Eyes
>Fair Skin

http://strawpoll.me/2410184
http://strawpoll.me/2410214

Well then, let's continue.
Just what does he do for a job, anyway?

>> No.12408966

>>12408819
>being loved is my most intense fetish

this. half the reason i want monster girls. other half is because they are soulless dom rape machines that look totes badass and have awesome abilities.

>> No.12408970

>>12408481
What happens if you open that in Winamp?

>> No.12408971
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12408971

So I posted the start of the second part.

You can read it here: http://pastebin.com/PBGwVLAy

I hope you know this drill about comments and all that by now.

>> No.12408972

>>12408942
Is it true that old fox girls tend to steal their daughters' boyfriends with their obscene bodies?

>> No.12408974

>>12408963
>A fucking windmill
Goddammit man I've already laughed enough today.

>> No.12408980

>>12408963
What about Leons RE6 hairstyle?

>> No.12408984

>>12408942
>wrinkles
>squinted eyes
>ugly hair
>saggy tits
i would rather not

>> No.12408986

>>12408942
yes, kitsune are m strongest fetish

>> No.12408989

>>12408876
>let
I don't think I would have a choice
And it'd be an interesting experience, that's for sure

>> No.12408993

>>12408986
Lizard girl and fox girl ffm threesome is true god tier

>> No.12408994

>>12408963
these people have the shittiest taste in hair

>> No.12408998

>>12408993
stop. my penis can only get so erect.

>> No.12409000

>>12408998
I'm sorry but thats what I want

>> No.12409006
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>>12408878
>>12408904
All it takes is extremely powerful mages as parents to whom no price is too high to protect their daughter, even if it means killing her in a dark ritual and bonding her soul to an artifact.

Or a lich who wants to raise a trustworthy second-in-command.
Steal one infant from somewhere to raise, then realize that taking care of children is time-consuming and your undead servants and mad assistants are not really good at it either. So turn her into a lich too, that was the goal all along anyway, evenough it was supposed to be done further down the road.

>> No.12409007

>>12408950

Also who the hell are you talking to, because you seem to be quite informal with me for some reason.

>> No.12409009

>>12408980
That's the same hairstyle, just a little more unkempt. But essentially the same.

>> No.12409012
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>>12408984
But anon, she could take on a younger appearance if you supply her with some mana.

>> No.12409013

>>12409006
The body is dead. It doesn't age. It can only be preserved to keep from rotting. Making a child lich would make them a child forever.

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>>12408994
You talkin' shit mang?

>> No.12409019
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>>12409009
And it looked damn fine.

>> No.12409020

>>12409015
my sides

>> No.12409023

>>12409015
i apologize, at the time the haircut was hitler youth cut, the pompadour is a splendid haircut

>> No.12409025

>>12409023
>shit talking hitler youth cut

>> No.12409030
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12409030

>>12409025
>liking the worst hair cut

>> No.12409033

>>12409023
>>12409025
>google hitler youth cut
>a bunch of different shit comes up
What the fuck is it?

>> No.12409035

>>12408989
It's unpleasant the first time but by the fifth or six you're swallowing tongue like a champ.

>> No.12409037
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>>12409013
Reshape bones over time, simulate growth.

Some people go at great lengths emulating living things.

>Daddy, I don't want to go to the morgue again! the corpses there are so boring
>Shush, we need to get you larger femurs
>BUT I LIKE MY FEMURS

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>> No.12409039

>>12408904

>She's so tiny and adorable.

She'd be around 1.20m high then?

>Be her spotter
>Have to give her a piggy back rides so she can have clear sight of her targets from your vantage point

Hnnng

>> No.12409040

>>12409033

Just look at pictures of Hitler Youth, notice how they all have the same hair cut?

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>>12409007
oh fuck off.

>> No.12409045
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>>12409033
Specifically this one.

>> No.12409047

>>12409043
don't be informal with him anon. he's extremely important.

>> No.12409048

>>12408970
>What happens if you open that in Winamp?

You hear a song.

>> No.12409058

>>12409037

Well if you want to get technical, the body is just puppeteered by the soul anyway. You'd probably just change them out wholesale.

>BUT I WANT THAT ONE DADDY

>No you don't sweetheart. It was an organ doner and I'm not going to spend a week hunting down missing parts again.

>> No.12409066

So Bromont, what's the plan for the new story? Just in thread while it lasts or you continuing on whatever the new easymoodo/foolz is called?

>> No.12409067

>>12409058
gradual replacement feels more natural though. like growing

>visit living relatives
>"Ara, you have grown a lot since I last saw you. I could barely recognize you"

>> No.12409068

>>12409066
>Just in thread while it lasts

Bingo. Considering the thread is alive for so long, I don't think we need to worry about it.

>> No.12409071

>>12409067
>s-shut up grandma, Daddy made me take this body.

>> No.12409075

>>12409068
And since /jp/ moves slower than /a/, I don't need to worry about missing story if I go to sleep because 3 thread have popped up and met the bump limit while I was out. Wouldn't be surprised if this same thread was around for another 24 hours.

>> No.12409082

>>12409075

>Wouldn't be surprised if this same thread was around for another 24 hours.

Some go for days

>> No.12409083
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>be at highschool
>see this next to you
what do

>> No.12409085

>>12409083
"I call next."

>> No.12409086

>>12409083
isn't that normal in a mg school?

>> No.12409087

>>12409083
[x]try to insert into her neck-void

>> No.12409088

>>12409082
they won't fucking last that long if you keep posting.

so anyone else working on making monster girls a reality?

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>>12409071
The idea was actually that they don't know.

Visiting religious relatives would be hilarious. They think you're some silly non-believer, wax over how their deity loves all creations, even those who strayed from the path etc. while lich-daddy and daughter try to sit away from religious symbols and keep their disguises up.

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>>12409083
freak the fuck out if i am not use to such a vile and unholy school.

>> No.12409094

>>12409088
Auto-sage is always hit quickly in these threads and the previous thread nearly made it to 2000 replies, they stay up for a while

>> No.12409095

>>12408963
>Eyebrows
http://imgur.com/A32U4gJ
Please, guys. Pls.

>> No.12409096

>>12409088
>People still don't know how shit works
Actually yes anon they will regardless of how much we post.

>> No.12409098

>>12409088

Whats your fucking problem, the thread already saging you faggot

>> No.12409099

>>12409094

It actually broke 2k at the very end.

>> No.12409102

>>12409087
Or just throw a crumpled paper ball

>> No.12409104

>>12409091
would they burn if they get too close? I am not familiar with how undead work in in MGE universe.

>> No.12409105

>>12409095
>http://imgur.com/A32U4gJ
My fucking nigga, Guan Yu is the shit

>> No.12409106

>>12409104
I didn't say anything about MGE

>> No.12409110

>>12409106
someone did i deconstruction on how undead are weak to "holy symbols".and it more or less came to the conclusion that undead fear things that YOU believe should effect them. so if a person believes money should harm undead from the bottom of their heart, then undead will be pained when that person tosses coins at them or some shit.

God i want crazy shit like this to be real irl.

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>>12409110
>deconstruction
Really anon?

>> No.12409122

>>12409115
have niggers like you never been to tg?

>> No.12409124
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12409124

>>12408963
/jp/ Main Character

>Male
>Later 20's Employed
>Brown Hair/Blue Eyes
>Fair Skin
>'Heard you talking shit' Pompadour
>Clean shaven face

Alright, here comes the hard part.

http://strawpoll.me/2410414
http://strawpoll.me/2410451

>> No.12409128

>>12409110

That was me a long time ago. And it was basically the way it was handled in Salem's Lot, the book. It was your belief in something as a true symbol of good that gave you/channeled the power.

>Don't wave that cross at me shaman. I was old when your religion was nothing but a cult drawing fish on cave walls.

And even that was taken from a lot of old stories and oft repeated in modern media.

>Now Mr. Vincent, don't you know you have to believe for that to work. It's just plaster.

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12409129

>>12409124
>'Heard you talking shit' Pompadour

>> No.12409130

>>12409110
In a setting where undead and deities are real it's probably some combination of magic imbued into the objects by belief and divine fiat.

>"Head-priest, can't we just use iron spoons instead of silver ones to fight those undead hordes assault our town?"
>"no, that's no-"
>"But the scripture says that spoons are his holy instruments"
>"Yeah, but Larsferu is vain", said the priest pointing to the temple wall
>Barely visible in the dark temple hall there was a stone above the altar engraved with the words "This shit won't do", its sickly green glow intensifying when approached with anything but a spoon of the finest quality

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>>12409124
>The jews did 911
I shouldn't have laughed.

>> No.12409133

>>12409124
Why can't he be a high class prostitute?

>> No.12409138

>>12409131
Aw fuck, that's cute. My heartstrings tingled.

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>>12409129
Excuse me, I didn't hear you. What did you say about pompadours?

>> No.12409141

>>12409133
Oh.

You guys wanna whore yourselves out to monster girls? Why didn't you say anything when I asked what job he should have?

>> No.12409145
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12409145

>>12409130

You ever have one of those perfect moments you've been saving a picture for?

>> No.12409146

>>12409129
Too many people have shit taste and didn't vote for Hitler Youth Cut even though we all know it's the best.

>> No.12409147

>>12409141
+20 on the bartender position please

>> No.12409148

>>12409141
I don't know about that guy, but a wise bartender who occasionally goes on crazy adventures sounds like fun.
The way of the manwhore leads only to despair and bad ends.

>> No.12409149
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Party time

>> No.12409152

>>12409148
You're right.
Nobody should walk down Fernando's path.

>> No.12409153

>>12409141
Not him, but I would choose the army if I had the option.

>> No.12409154

>>12409148
Or gentle healing ends when you find a girl who accepts you for who you are.

>> No.12409159

>>12409128
But does that also apply to more violent methods such as stake through the heart for vampires?

>>12409130
but what about the believing makes the undead vulnerable? Better yet why don't the monster girls (who are more or less stated to be super willful) just say "nah, shit don't fly yo".

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12409162

>>12409154
>when you find a girl who accepts you for who you are.

This is probably one of the things I like most about MGs. Sure they may be massive sluts, but they generally attach to people who treat them well.

>> No.12409167

>>12409153
>>12409148
>>12409133
Ok, compromise. How about a guy who bartends in the military while moonlighting as a high class prostitute?

>> No.12409169

>>12409167
Why do you act like you're calling the shots?

>> No.12409170

>>12409159

It's about invoking holy power and protection. And remember the old stake through the heart used to not be to kill them but to literally stake them to the ground so they couldn't get up and leave their coffin.

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>>12409153
Alright. Let me rephrase that.

If you guys lived in the world of monster girls, what would be your favorite profession?

>> No.12409174

>>12409167

Yeah and you can call him Garth Stewart or Gary Stu for short.

>> No.12409176
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12409176

Your monstergirl Onee-chan reveals herself to be a jealous yandere who wants you to promise that you'll never leave her or talk to other girls romantically. She is three years your elder and has a tendency to see you as her baby brother.

-She is not a violent yandere and will be understanding if you need to talk to someone because the situation called for it or because they are your coworker, etc. This will still upset her, it just means that she won't go chopping heads off.

-She will hold herself back most of the times for minor infractions, and you can mostly sweet talk your way out of her punishments as she is weak to being tenderly loved. Sometimes she'll pretend to be angry just so she can negotiate on how long she can hold you.

-Lastly, she will go insane and kill every woman in your life and yourself if you voluntarily cheat on her. Rape will result in the offending monstergirl mysteriously disappearing forever, though it doesn't necessarily mean death.

Or

Your Monstergirl Coworker confesses that she's been aching for your touch ever since you started working with her. She wants daughters and quick, everything else is negotiable but if you accept then you'll be a dad within a year.

-She makes enough money for the both of you to live comfortably together with no problems. She also gets heated up by the end of the day and becomes extra clingy and needy when she gets home.

-Her starting age is 25 if you are 20 or below, for every year you have after that she is a year older than her starting age. The limit to this is 35 years. Her appearance is minimally affected by this, though her desire for children ramps up exponentially.

-She has a slight domineering tendency. If you dislike this she'll gladly put away the leather and cuddle, but occasionally her urges will get the best of her and she'll throw you down and rape her love into you as deep as she can.

>> No.12409178

>>12409146
>boring short hair
>best
you have shit taste in hair

>> No.12409180

>>12409171
A cook. That way I could jerk it into people's food without them pressing charges.

>> No.12409182

>>12409171
whatever makes money with minimal effort

>> No.12409183
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>>12409171
Teaching, Military, Tourist.

Most likely Tourist.

>> No.12409184

>>12409171
The same that I have now.

Chef.

>> No.12409185

>>12409171
Paladin so that one day I can find true love with a monster via getting my shit kicked in during a duel with her
>personal fantasy

>> No.12409188

>>12409171

I'm really good with my hands and have decent training in lapidary and goldsmith work. So jeweler or goldsmith or silversmith would be good picks.

The only thing that sucks is in fantasy land, races like dwarves and gnomes already have that market cornered. Maybe I could make some kind of niche market where lonely or slutty MG's want stuff made by a human man's hands.

>> No.12409189

>>12409169
calm down anon, I believe we are having "fun"

>> No.12409190

>>12409148
>despair and bad ends.
And consumed livers?

>> No.12409192

>>12409171
MIlitary.

>> No.12409194

>>12409171
gynecologist

>> No.12409195

>>12409170
>forcing a monster to spend the rest of eternity stuck in a coffin slowly going insane
that is hardcore.

>> No.12409197

>>12409171
Running an underground fightclub for elementary school monsters. Who needs money when you have more juice boxes than god himself.

>> No.12409198

>>12409176
I'll go for the Christmas Cake.

>> No.12409199

>>12409194
so high class prostitute?

>> No.12409204

>>12409171
Farmer.

>> No.12409205

>>12409176
>jealous yandere
stop reading there

>> No.12409206

>>12409171
I would be a cook obviously.

>> No.12409207

>>12409176
yandere because we can go on adventures and shit and I can count on her having my ass no matter what.

>> No.12409208
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12409208

would you?

>> No.12409210

>>12409199
more like explorer and adventurer going into the greate and deep unknown
this will be my themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBTZccLSijM

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12409211

>>12409208
Would I?

No, but I'd do pic related.

>> No.12409212

>>12409208
it really depends on personality,
I use to be adverse to nanabi and then after reading the the beyond the end comic of her where it turns out she's a loving wife type my opinion took a 180

>> No.12409214

>>12408942

I would sex her for just about any reason besides rape or NTR related stuff.

>> No.12409216

>>12409195
The old tales aren't about being nice you know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wie_Kinder_Schlachtens_miteinander_gespielt_haben

>> No.12409218

>>12409170
after reading the traditional weaknesses vampires have I almost feel sorry for them.

>> No.12409222

>>12409171

Secret Police

>> No.12409226

>>12409214
>for just about any reason besides rape or NTR
>Found and seduced by old fox
>Plowing balls deep into puffy vulva, hips slapping fluffy ass from behind with each thrust while you feel up fluffy tail and simultaneously grope her big fat MILFy fox tats
>You race towards orgasm together, and as you blow your load inside of her her eyes roll back, her long tongue rolls out and she screams "CTHULU FH'TAGN!"

What now?

>> No.12409233

>>12407535
That was really good. It was interesting and funny without resorting to cliche craziness a la SS, and it was well paced. If there was any place you need to improve it would be grammar. You place commas where there should be semicolons and sometimes omit them completely, and you occasionally omitted words or had them in the wrong tense.

>> No.12409234

>>12409226
have an after sex smoke?

>> No.12409235

>>12409212
Also the mouth looking thing is her vagina

>> No.12409241

>>12409216
that is so morbid that it is hilarious, especially part 2.

>> No.12409254

>>12409241
it makes sense though

part one teaches the difficulty of moral judgement
part two about not reacting impulsively, you'll only regret it

>> No.12409260

>>12409241
do you also find kafka funny?

>> No.12409263

>>12409208
Not a chance. I don't think I'd do any of the girls that artist made.

>> No.12409269
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http://strawpoll.me/2410631

Howzis?

>> No.12409276

How do I beat MGQ?

I can never get past Granberia because I always end up completely spending myself on her and having no desire to continue.

>> No.12409283

>>12409276
are we talking about the original or paradox?

>> No.12409286

>>12409283
Original

>> No.12409287

>>12409269
voted for the undercover cop, hoping for some film noir flair.

>> No.12409288

>>12409269

Dem heart-pupils, I don't even have any interest in Sand Worms but oh' lawdy dat expression and dose pupils!

>> No.12409290

>>12409260
actually there's a lot of dark humor in kafka

>> No.12409301

>>12409260
>>12409290
yes. i wish more monster girl stories had such humor.

>> No.12409305

for the all the times you guys use the word edgy or edgemaster why is it the guy who finds children being butchered as funny not being called that?

>> No.12409306

>>12409301
/mgg/ barely knows how to be regular funny.

>> No.12409310

>>12409288
"Anon, you're so deep inside me!"
"Well yeah, you're a sandworm."
"Dummy."

>> No.12409314

>>12409305
because dark humor isn't edgy, dipshit

>>12409306
idk, i found some of their shit funny. moose has some funny parts in his story.

>> No.12409316

>>12409314
>because dark humor isn't edgy, dipshit
thats bs

>> No.12409318

>>12409269
that face is boner material, does this comic end in vore? i remember looking through it and the ending confused me.

>> No.12409322

>>12409316
bitch nigga, go look up the definition of edgy.

>> No.12409323

>>12409233
meant to reply to >>12407415

>> No.12409327

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ140384.html

Hroz has a new Kejourou doujin.

>> No.12409333
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12409333

Sup my monster bros!

Took a few weeks away from the threads to let things simmer down from the move. How are things running around her now?

>> No.12409334

>>12409322
then all the stuff you guys called edgy arn't actually
so we went full circle.

>> No.12409336

>>12409333
>monster bros
Don't

>> No.12409349

>>12409333

Bromont's running a late-night nostalgia-edition CYOA.

Shitposter-kun gets banned from here the second he steps a toe in the thread.

I got some booze and most of a story update written. It's a pretty good Saturday night.

>> No.12409357

>>12409269
>http://strawpoll.me/2410631

Alright, guess the result's the same.

Anything you guys wanna add? Imoutos? Oneesans? Manticore assistant? Succubus mom?

>> No.12409359

>>12409357
Ryu childhood friend

>> No.12409361

>>12409334
there are like 5 people who call shit edgy, stop being retarded anon-kun.

>> No.12409364

>>12409361
theres like 7 people in this thread

>> No.12409365

>>12409357
what are you asking for exactly?

>> No.12409370

>>12409357
>Manticore assistant?

Yes please.

>> No.12409371

>>12409357
Dragon regular who comes in, orders enough booze to put down and elephant, and then drunkenly waxes philosophical until she passes out
Genki Amazoness informant who lets our hero know about adventures he'd be interested in.
A Cheshire Cat that isn't shit.
No Futas allowed. Ever.

>> No.12409372

>>12409357
a manticore assistant sounds nice

>> No.12409373

>>12409171
Whatever gets me raped the hardest.
>I'm a slut ;_;

>> No.12409374

>>12409357
at least one bar regular that can't hold their liquor. and don't forget the bar owner and the bouncer.

>> No.12409376

>>12409357
I would like a Manticore assistant yes.

>> No.12409379

>>12409371
>genki amazoness

are those the kind that more cheerfully beat their husbands?

>> No.12409380

I still kinda wanna see or read about a futanari Manticore using her tailpussy on herself.

Or maybe just a Manticore with a big clit since people hate futanari.

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>>12409357
A business woman Pharaoh.
Or a Kejourou courtesan girl.

>> No.12409386

>>12409379
I'm really getting tired of that "lolabuse" shit that happens with every single /fit/ monstergirl
Oni, Amazoness, Dragons, ect.
It happens less with dragons, but c'mon it's just irritating now.

>> No.12409387

>>12409383
>A business woman Pharaoh.
And an apophis from a rival company, right?

>> No.12409392

>>12409365
Whatever you want.

Trying to factor what everyone wants into a story. Can be anything. From characters to situations to things that happen to cosmetics to personality to..

You get it.

Anything.

If you have something you want to see, tell me.

>> No.12409391

>>12409387
Not necessarily, but whatevs.

>> No.12409393

>>12409357
a weresheep. sleepy girls are the best

>> No.12409396
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>>12409383
i feel like a business vampire would be better

>> No.12409397

>>12409357
>Oneesans
Sounds good

>> No.12409398

>>12409386
actually it really only happens with amazonesses considering that's their specialty

it used to be onis but amazonesses have replaced them

I've never seen anyone refer to a dragon as abusive

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>>12409396
Now this guy knows what's up.

>> No.12409405

>>12409226

I guess I ask for seconds? A man who goes back on his word is no man at all.

>> No.12409407

>>12409396
>>12409396
>business vampire
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/308036

>> No.12409409

Any artists here?
Willing to do a dhampir telling the viewer with a warm smile, "I love you." ?

>> No.12409410

>>12409396
I am perfectly fine with this.

>> No.12409413

>>12409171
Fucking file name.
>>12409204
Same. Already am one pretty much so it wouldn't be much of a change, other than the copious amounts of milky sex I would be having daily.

>> No.12409417

>>12409398
I kinda was stretching with dragons, but still I am getting sick of the whole "Abusive Amazonesses" thing.

>> No.12409422
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>>12409269
A butler for a rich Dragon Girl family or a hard-nosed cop who clashes with the various MG gangs.

>> No.12409426
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>>12409171

I am a warrior of the sun. I have no desire to harm a maiden, be she human or otherwise. I only wish to engage in jolly co-operation and have many adventures.

>> No.12409427

>>12409357
Holstaurus oneesama constantly shoving her tits in MCs face. Minotaur younger cousin that is basically his imouto and is constantly trying to prove she's strong.

>> No.12409429

>>12409371
>No Futas allowed. Ever.

What's so wrong with futa on female?
Like say a business woman futa vampire gets full on vaginal from a drunk Manticore

Is that not a thing of beauty?

>> No.12409430
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>>12409357
If you're doing a cop story, have a Monster Girl rookie.

Like a young Anubis who he nicknames 'Nuub'. Who has memorized the police code, but has little experience.

>> No.12409431

>>12409427
Not a fan of how onee-san holst sounds, honestly

>> No.12409433

>>12409429
Bob get off of Bromont's trip

>> No.12409434

>>12409429
i like this idea

>> No.12409438

>>12409429
You're joking, right?
You're only saying that as a jab to Bob, r-right?

>> No.12409442
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12409442

>Didn't make it in time for character creation

Fuck a duck.
At least I got here before the STORY started.

>> No.12409443

>>12409429
Bromount, don't go down that road. Stay on the main road

>> No.12409446

>>12409443
He went down that road long ago, and got some SC&O Pringles.

>> No.12409451

I'm so fucking glad Bromont's filtered.

>> No.12409454
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12409454

So for those who have read the latest update, I'd like to get your opinion on things. I have a clear choice between the options, but I want to see what you think.

http://strawpoll.me/2410849

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>>12409429
You weren't here during the futa shitstorm of a few months ago bromont.
A writefag called bobanon ruined the threads for months by making one of his characters a futa.
Futafags from /d/ started shitposting like there was no tomorrow because "That one guy did it, so we must be welcome!"
a huge chunk of /mgt/ decides they hate futas forever.
Don't do it Bromont. Do. Not. Do it.

>> No.12409460

>>12409457

Bromont never left. He knows. He knows very well.

>> No.12409462

>>12409460
He knows all, and sees McRibs

>> No.12409463

>>12409460
At this point I think everybody knows

>> No.12409466

>>12409438
Yeah, I'm joking.

I don't think we need futas. Monster girls are plenty.

>> No.12409469
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>>12409457
Just because someone likes something you don't doesn't make it shitposting, anon.

Besides, kittycream rolls off the tongue so well.

>> No.12409470
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12409470

So.

Does this bartender have a name?

>> No.12409472

>>12409466
I don't know.
Futa on Female is pretty hot. Just saying.

>> No.12409473

>>12409466
Oh thank god.

>> No.12409475

>>12409470
Johnathon.

>> No.12409476

>>12409470
Richard Bormont

>> No.12409478
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>>12409470
Sully the sexmaster sullivan

>> No.12409480

>>12409470
>filename
every fucking time

>> No.12409481

>>12409469
>>12409472
STOP

>> No.12409482
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>>12409470
I'm just gonna suggest Anderson as his last name.

>> No.12409483

>>12409470
Bartholomew

>> No.12409489

>>12409481
I don't know.
What made the threads so crappy wasn't the flood of futa itself, but the people complaining about it instead of ignoring it.
It's like a plant, the more attention you pay to it, the bigger it gets.

>> No.12409492

>>12409470
Lutherian The Third, Esquire.

>> No.12409495

>>12409481
I won't burn more image posts, but I think your reaction is cute.

>> No.12409497

>>12409469
Catbatter pancakes > Kittycream filling

>> No.12409500

>>12409497
Catbatter cookies. Kittycream tops things like a sweet and salty sauce.

>> No.12409501

>>12409470
>>12409482
I second this.

>> No.12409503
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>>12409495
>I won't burn more image posts
But I will.

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would monster girls rape crowds of people?

>> No.12409507

>>12409495
YOU STOP TOO

>> No.12409509

>>12409501
You DO know you'd be setting up some horrible Matrix dialog, right?

>> No.12409510 [DELETED] 

>>12409506
Tentacles and Ropers, maybe.

>> No.12409511

>>12409426
I love you, holy shit. pls be summon buddy

>> No.12409516

>>12409457
I'm a /jp/er who has been lurking these threads, and I've been wondering what was with this Bob guy and the hostility towards futa. Seems kind of silly to me, but I wasn't there so I guess you guys have your reasons.

>> No.12409517 [DELETED] 

>>12409506
I think the bigger question would be whether or not they go on a quest for a piece of meat that can't be beat.

>> No.12409523 [DELETED] 

Take your shitty CYOA to /tg/ where it belongs.

>> No.12409525 [DELETED] 

>>12409506
If you mean like groping people on a train then yes, many of them would do that

but I think you would need a few tentacles to do any more than that

>> No.12409526

>>12409430
i like it. 8/10 would fuck.

how come moose hasn't updated his story in like 2 months? is moose dead?

>> No.12409527
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12409527

http://strawpoll.me/2410941

>> No.12409528 [DELETED] 
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>>12409523
Go back to /a/ shitposter-kun.

>> No.12409529

>>12409516
Well Bob near single handedly ruined these threads, they were already on a downward slope, but he finished them off. I'd say about 60-70% of all the shitposting in the threads was caused by him, his stories, and the people who read them. He's partially the reason we got kicked off /a/.

>> No.12409530

>>12409527
>My idea made it in
>I got first vote

Feels good, like a christmas cake orgy.

>> No.12409532

>>12409529
What exactly the problem? It just sounds like this Bob guy got popular and delivered a lot of content.

>> No.12409535 [DELETED] 

>>12409523
I read your post.
are you happy now?

>> No.12409537 [DELETED] 

>>12409528

> Not wanting a CYOA/Quest is shitposting

You do realize they WILL boot these threads to another board (again) if you start one of those in them? They aren't allowed outside of /tg/

>> No.12409541

>>12409532
More like infamy. Trust me, he singlehandedly ruined Cheshire Cats for everyone with that whole Futacat debacle. No-one could mention them without some faggot spamming the thread with Futa.

>> No.12409542

>>12409532
I was there for the thread.
IIRC, Bob went the futa route in the first place because EVERYONE jumped on the futa bandwagon, and Bob wanted to be poplar.

>> No.12409543

>>12409532
If you draw pictures of shit all day yeah some people will like it and will want more but if you put them up in an art gallery and try to pass them off as masterpieces there will be resistance. Also his stories sucked, like really badly, and futa-fags, at least the ones we've had, always try to force their fetish on everything. Its ok if you like or believe something but when you try to force it on fucking everything that moves then you're a horrible person.

>> No.12409544 [DELETED] 

>>12409537
...did they boot the /vp/ CYOA?
i'm on ch 38 of calem's adventure...hoping for more "LE THUD"

>> No.12409547

>>12409544
This thread isn't for CYOA, it's for Monster Girls

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>>12409544
Don't bother arguing with shitposter-kun. Just wait for him to go back to /a/ so he can whine about his "posting standards" some more.

>> No.12409552 [DELETED] 

>>12409550

> Not wanting a CYOA/Quest is shitposting

>> No.12409554

So long as it has monstergirls, I don't see a problem with cyoa.

>> No.12409555 [DELETED] 

>>12409550
ahh....ok back to reading and tutorial things...

hoping we get more jabberwock stuff

>> No.12409557 [DELETED] 

>>12409552

No, but not wanting a Bromont CYOA is.

>> No.12409558
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12409558

is there a horseshoe crab monster girl?

>> No.12409564
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>>12409558
I sure as hell hope not.

>> No.12409569 [DELETED] 

>>12409557

That's like saying Futa's okay if Bob posts it.

Get your shit out of /mgg/

>> No.12409578

He's got a point, I probably shouldn't be starting stuff without an "Alright, sure, whatever" from a mod or janitor.

It's /jp/'s board.

>> No.12409579
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>>12409564
"do you not love me anon?"

>> No.12409580
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>>12409558
there's always giant isopod tan.

>> No.12409586

>>12409578
If it meets the "MUH STANDARDS" requirement, maybe we can put this to rest.
I just want more bromont stories. Is that so much?

>> No.12409593
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>>12409580
how about these

>> No.12409596

>>12409578
And just HOW do we go about doing that?
Mods and Janitors tend to be unfriendly and such.

>> No.12409597

>>12408267
>Loves you because you have a dick
But no. Out of the sea of dicks out there, she chose yours specifically. And your dick isn't that great. Means she chose you, bud.

>> No.12409600

>>12409586
You know, he can still make them without making them here. Everyone else has found ways to do that. Hell, he himself has done things through Pastebin before. Maybe even Anonkun would be good.

>> No.12409603

>>12409593

What if it's a shy girl who wears a big puffy coat and curls up into a ball when scared.

>> No.12409610

>>12409603
She needs to be a HEALTHY girl with a shell that surprisingly rapey unless you manage to flip her onto her back, in which case she's completely helpless and goes full sub.

>> No.12409613
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>>12409600
>Anonkun

I wish to post that one link to that one story with spelling errors and horrible art.
But sadly I don't have the link, so I'll just post a picture and add to the total just to piss off that one asshole.

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>>12409596
Their site, their rules.

We don't have a say in anything anymore.

>> No.12409617
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>>12409558
>>12409580
>>12409593
Kaiju Parasite Girls.

>> No.12409621

>>12409615
Well to be fair, we never did.
If moot didn't agree, too bad, it's his website, he doesn't have to listen.

>> No.12409622

>>12409615
This is what happens when you let Socialism win.
Fucking Commies.

>> No.12409628

>>12408453
I think he meant to say that the kitsune mistook him for the ancestor that the goddess had originally been summoned by and fell in love with.

>> No.12409630

>>12409615
Sadly this is true. And my own thoughts of "We hit the bump limit hours ago and are in a decaying thread anyways." doesn't change the fact that shit could still be stirred up.
Shit sucks, yo.

>> No.12409631
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>>12409622
WE CANNOT LET THEM WIN

>> No.12409635

>>12409628
So she fell in love with her summoner's descendant?
I think there's already a story like that, actually.

>> No.12409637

>>12409631
You know, this image really needs one of those water counters right under the eagle's eye.

>> No.12409649

All I'm saying is, if CYOA was a problem to the moderation here, wouldn't we have noticed a removal of posts by now? It isn't like it he hasn't announced it since last night.

>> No.12409652

Possible list of patrons:

- A Vampire who only orders the most expensive thing on the menu.
- A Zombie/Frankenstein who only drinks beer because that's the only word they can speak
- As previous anon said, someone who can't hold their liquor. Maybe a Centaur?
- Lizardman police officer
- Someone who likes bad puns

I'll keep trying to think of more

>> No.12409653

>>12409649
Mods/Janitors wait until you're having fun BEFORE they ruins your day.

>> No.12409661

>>12409652
>Someone who likes bad puns

Diabetus from Retsupurae?

>> No.12409663

>>12408217

I'd tip a holstaurus if you know what I mean.

>> No.12409666

>>12409652
Would the alcohol being served at a monster girl bar be spiked with 'Liquid Male Spirit'?

>> No.12409673

>>12409666
No. it just Everclear. Pure Everclear that's 96% alcohol.

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>>12409652
someone who likes puns?

>> No.12409680

>>12409666
I see two possibilities.

1) It's in every drink

2) It's an something that could be added at an additional charge, but some drinks would include it automatically. Think certain cocktails and top-shelf booze.

>> No.12409684

>>12409678
>>12409652

I second this.

>> No.12409686

>>12409652
I know that Centaurs can't hold their booze as far as mythology goes, but why not? Horses weigh a fucking ton, realistically it should take a lot of fucking booze to put a centaur down. Andre the Giant would drink a barrel of beer before getting drunk.

>> No.12409690

>>12409652
>- As previous anon said, someone who can't hold their liquor. Maybe a Centaur?
A sahagin, perhaps?
For some reason, they strike me as a species that can't handle their alcohol.

>> No.12409691

>>12409661
>>12409678

Maybe. I've been watching a lot of Shirokuma Cafe lately, and have a serial punster, if done properly, would be an interesting character.

>> No.12409693

>>12409678
I agree with this motion.

>> No.12409698

>>12409652
>- As previous anon said, someone who can't hold their liquor. Maybe a Centaur?
maybe you could do something odd and have a dwarf that cant handle their liquor

>> No.12409700

>>12409686
I was also thinking something along the lines of a Satyr, but I can't seem to recall if there is a female equivalent in any mythology.

>>12409690
A Drunken Sahagin sounds funny. Gets drunk on water every night, but thinks it is Vodka.

>> No.12409702

Just WHAT kind of bar is the MC working at?
Some kind of hipster shithole, a classic bar, or someplace with a theme that ISN'T gay?

>> No.12409703

>>12409613
What's the name of this story?

>> No.12409709

>>12409702
a lesbian bar

>> No.12409711

>>12409702
A classic bar, where people of all walks of life come to drink!
MG version of Cheers bar?

>> No.12409713
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>>12409703
Please tell me you're kidding.

>> No.12409715

>>12409698
Sounds like a regular and the "straight man" for any comedy that might happen.

>> No.12409716

>>12409711
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody wants your dick and they're always glad you came~

>> No.12409720

>>12409700
Make the satyr a girl. I think there's some art of her floating around anyway.

>> No.12409731

>>12409713
I'm not? Is this story popular?

>> No.12409739 [DELETED] 
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Suppose Arachnes already get drunk off caffeine, don't they?

They probably have a pretty low alcohol tolerance too.

>> No.12409740

>>12409731
It's not really that popular, but reading filenames should be.

>> No.12409749
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>>12409731
No.
But you could just is a certain image search function and find out that it's only one of two pictures involving a OC of an artist.

>> No.12409776

>>12409749
>>12409740
Wait wait, I thought you were talking about a story on anonkun. I wasn't asking about the pictures. I want to know the name of the story on anonkun.

>> No.12409777

>>12409716
Glad someone got the reference. I honestly laughed at that Anon.

>>12409720
Is there? I skimmed Google and there seemed to be a lot of 3D stuff and not much quality drawn material.

>> No.12409779 [SPOILER] 
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12409779

who Rottytops here

>> No.12409783

>>12409417
anon your whiny bitch ass is going to take your rough femdom and you are going to enjoy it

>> No.12409785
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>>12409739
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc


>>12409776
I don't remember.

>> No.12409786

>>12409702
http://i.imgur.com/6Hytuuk.jpg

>> No.12409793

>>12409786
So an old fashioned establishment?
Thank god, I thought it be some hipster den full of seizure inducing lights and women dancing around in thin clothing.

>> No.12409796

>>12409785
Then could you give me a summary? I want to know if this story is relevant to my interests.

>> No.12409799

>>12409783
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say I had anything against femdom.
As long as no gross shit happens and nothing goes up my ass, we're golden.
Plus, as long as there's consent, I don't mind a little pain. I just don't like people calling all Amazons "Abusive". Like, "I fell down some stairs" abusive. Being a little rough in the bedroom is A-okay by me.

>> No.12409805

>>12409793
You mean a club with the UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ?

>> No.12409809
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>>12409799

It's okay anon. We know you're being monitored.

>> No.12409810
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>>12409796
It involved a Valkyrie, bad artwork, typos that weren't actually typos, typos that WERE typos, and the writer knowing /k/ lingo.

I just skimmed through.

>> No.12409811
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>>12409779
I dunno, Shantae best girl.

>> No.12409813
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>>12409811

Posting superior belly dancer

>> No.12409817

>>12409652
>Vampire lives in a castle on top of a hill overlooking a city, MC can't understand why she goes to a place like this.
>A crowd of Zombies that only say 'beer' to the MC, get drunk and do lewd things.
>Bat could be Undead-themed, leading to an influx in Undead MG customers.
>Lizardman police officer can be seen as the villain and is trying to close the place down.
>>12409678
>Charon comes in and complains about her job while she gets drunk.

I like it so far.

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>>12409811

As much as I love Shantae, I'd have to say the best girl is Risky

>> No.12409824

>>12409813
>Belly dance

Looks more like she's swaying back and forth on her toes.

>> No.12409831
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12409831

>>12409824

> He doesn't know about the glory of flat Onis dancing to control their Gundams

>> No.12409830

>>12409821
I bet you like metal gear solid 2 as well.

>> No.12409833

>>12409817

The bar needs a Frankie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr_Ta6NS3-g

>> No.12409840
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>>12409830

Actually, the only Metal Gear game I've played is Revengeance. And 4.

>> No.12409841

>>12409809
No seriously, fuck off with that.

>> No.12409846
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>>12409840
>Revengeance
Unacceptable.

>4
That's a start.
Play 3, which is the best in the series.

>> No.12409853

>>12409817
An undead bar that serves the denizens of Transylvania or something like that?

>> No.12409859

>>12409846
>Hating on Revengeance
What's wrong with you?

>> No.12409861

>>12409853

>The bar from Frankenhole

Meh. Could work okay.

>> No.12409862

>>12409853
Bet they'd make a killer Bloody Mary.

>> No.12409866

>>12409846

>not liking Revengeance

I bet you liked MGS2.

>> No.12409870

>>12409853
The spookiest drinking establishment in town.

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>>12409870
>spookiest

So it's the Cave of Giants?

>> No.12409892

The Bar could sometimes host a band of Skeleton musicians who play Blues/Jazz.

>> No.12409895
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12409895

http://strawpoll.me/2410941
http://strawpoll.me/2410631
http://strawpoll.me/2410451
http://strawpoll.me/2410184
http://strawpoll.me/2410214
http://strawpoll.me/2408699
http://strawpoll.me/2408720
http://strawpoll.me/2409254
http://strawpoll.me/2409302


All that. Everyone done voting through all that? Shit locked down and loaded?

Last chance to vote.

>> No.12409896
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12409896

Why are we suddenly dead?

>> No.12409898
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12409898

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think snakes are adorable

>> No.12409900

>>12409895
>http://strawpoll.me/2410941
Three more votes for Alex Anderson to win the Bromontbowl
Please. It'll probably be easier on Bromont.

>> No.12409901
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>>12409898
You don't have to point it out.

>> No.12409902

>>12409895
Dat Smugcubutt.

>> No.12409903

>>12409896
Welcome to late at night, where most of us are likely asleep.

>> No.12409906

>>12409892

>Please welcome tonight's live entertainment, Bone Town Roulet!

And if you don't get the reference. It's halfway a monstergirl song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lz2795DL54

>> No.12409908

>>12409902
Damn it anon, thanks for making me miss Smugcubus.
I miss arguing with that flat bitch.

>> No.12409909

>>12409903
Everyone was up and about 20 minutes ago.

>> No.12409910

>>12409909
It seems like it's always a sudden shift to me.

>> No.12409911

>>12409903

Speaking of. I'm off to bed. I guess the thread will still be up for me to see the fun in the morning. It's going to get super dead in about two hours.

>> No.12409920
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12409920

>>12409910
Me as well.
Figures, I'm fully prepared for an all nighter but nobody else is.

>> No.12409924

>>12409920

Best time for old CYOA's was always around 12est. 3:30-4 is when they would be winding down and 5-7 is total dead thread.

In otherwords, Bromont started around the right time but took too long to get moving.

>> No.12409927

>>12409924
It'd help if all the veteran fans were here.
Fans used to entering a thread at 9 PM, and leaving at Noon.

>> No.12409928

>>12409902
/mgg/ lost its antihero in the move to /jp/.

>> No.12409938
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12409938

>>12409900
Guess the MC's name is gonna be Bart?

>>12409924
It'll be there when you wake up.

I just wanna make certain everyone's cast in their decisions before it's completely moot.

>>12409898
It's really a shame Miia didn't stay the focus of the story.

>> No.12409945

>>12409938
>Bart
Just like spaceballs.
Well, almost.

>> No.12409946

http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
New update to Spider and the Fly, updates probably won't be regular anymore.

>> No.12409950

>>12409945
So our MC will be a Mog, and his own best friend?

>> No.12409964 [DELETED] 

>>12409895
Now the name is tied.

Come on guys.

>> No.12409973 [DELETED] 

>>12409964
If Bart doesn't win we riot

>> No.12409981 [DELETED] 

>>12409973
Don't have a cow, man.

>> No.12409983 [DELETED] 

>>12409964
which strawpoll is it? I haven't voted on any of these

>> No.12409986

>>12409981
I'd rather have a snake

>> No.12409990

>>12409986
But you already have one.

>> No.12409993

>>12409895
Just imagine splurting until your balls where empty inside that ass

>> No.12410005

>>12409993
And watching your DNA pour out of her abused hole.

>> No.12410010

>>12408325
NTR tree would like to disagree

>> No.12410020 [DELETED] 

>>12409983
First one-


Alex and Bart are tied at the moment. This also always happens when I put out votes.

I used to get annoyed by it, but now it kinda feels nostalgic.

>> No.12410025

>>12410020
>>12410020
There you go, tie broken. Alex wins

>> No.12410031

>>12410025
>Alex

Fucker.

>> No.12410034

>>12409211
>what are going to play
Fire Emblem

>> No.12410039
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12410039

Is this a monster girl? S2 never ;_;

>> No.12410045
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>>12410039
No.
She's just a monster.

>> No.12410059

Sooooooo....... How 'bout them monster titties?

>> No.12410095 [DELETED] 
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12410095

Bizarre Slime Drunkenship:
A distant dreamlike room that invites emollition, a sort of magnetic feeling of longing and comfort. Your eyelids feel as if they were being anchored down, a feeling of distant heavy and sheepish emotion; the atmosphere of dignified class injecting subliminal reposeful imagery directly into your stimulus. The dimmed lights do little to shield the impressive variety of spirits layered across like a huntsman's trophies. A fined carved wooden bar stretched from the center of the room with a fine velvet furnish...

A floating metal circle hovers before you, an open invitation to your stature. A bar stool, it's goal and meaning require it to keep shoulder your deepest burdens and listen to your most loathsome sorrows...

The bartender welcomes you, as if you were always welcome. As if you found your way home after a long and arduous journey. He pours you a drink, your favorite drink. A testament to how important you are to this establishment. Like a the merry reunion of two life time friends...

You glance up at the bartender.

There's an emperor penguin with bushy yellow eyebrows wearing a bartender's uniform.

"So you've finally come..."

The penguin has Norio Wakamoto's voice.

...

You put down the drink glass and nod very solemnly to yourself.

"Is this a dream?"

"Pardon the brusqueness, but there appears to be some disconnect with alcoholism and spirits," the penguin explains as he begins to clean a nearby glass with his fin.

"That so did not answer my question."

"Young man," the penguin looks up to you, though it's hard to tell if he's looking directly at you or in your general vicinity, "Do you know what it means to be a good bartender?"

"Pardon?"

"Comfort," the penguin explains as he shoots a laser beam from his eyes directly to the glass he was cleaning, "And theatrics."

"Whoa, okay, hello," you meagerly yelp out as bits of glass fly everywhere, "This has GOT to be a dream!"

>> No.12410100
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12410100

best handjobs

>> No.12410107
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>>12410095
IT BEGINS

>> No.12410116 [DELETED] 

>>12410095
"Hardly, I'm afraid. You might not realize it, but your forehead must be hurting quite a deal."

Now that the creature mentions it, you feel a swollen lump on your left temple. How did you not notice that before?

"Tell me, what was the last thing you remember?"

"Remember---?"

Do you have amnesia? How do you not remember coming to this room? This is not a dream? What is going on? You're becoming more and more confused by the measured second.

"I was..."

You were...

"I was... I got a call back after I submitted an application for a job---?"

Yes. That happened. You remembered loafing around your apartment waiting for the next job to come rolling in. The bar you attended was shut down due to a full-on bar fight between a bunch of 'legendary heroes' and 'evil' villainous made it their rendezvous spot. You tend to keep out of other people's affairs, not being partial to one side or the other. A bar is a place to drown one's sorrows, a bartender must not feel contempt for his customers. In this city, numerous interesting and intriguing characters carry out their businesses at seemingly random times. It's why the city is called 'Madness.

"Right, I got accepted into another bar-"

When you came to meet the owner, everything became fuzzy...

"Unfortunately, you entered the bar the moment a fight broke out between an Amazon and a Ogre. Got clocked on the head and passed out on the floor. No worries though, a succubus nurse was drinking here tonight. ...In more ways than one---- It's not a concussion, but regardless, you'll probably see double for a little while longer."

"So that's what happened..."

"Aye. That's what happened."

This penguin has an air of sophistication about him, he spokes in such a precise and relaxing way. You might just fall asleep listening to him-

>> No.12410130 [DELETED] 

>>12410116
"Wait."

"Yes? What is it, young man?"

"You just shot EYE LASERS out of your pupils---! Like a cheap mecha or something----!?"

"Well, yes. All the best bartenders can do that. It's what separates the experts from the inexperienced."

"With EYE LASERS!?"

"It's how I make ice for drinks. It's a pure, authentic flavor."

"..."

"..."

"Beams are unisex."

"I didn't ask if they weren't?"

The penguin nods, as if affirming something. Which confuses you even more. What is even going on?

You stare at the penguin monster 'thing'. Just what is this guy? Is he an alien or something? Robot? You're so taken off balance by this bizarre farce of a sentient creature, you can't tell if you're still fading in and out because of the bump on your head or it's just all a trick.

...Just what is this penguin's GAME...?

Maybe if you stare at him long enough, you'll get the answers you so desperately crave.

"......."

"......."

The penguin looks around the room then back at you, the awkward silence and staring seems to be getting to him.

"..." But you still stare at him determined and unwavering.

He politely nods and addresses you formally "----Would you like me to teach you?"

"FUCK YEAH, I WOULD--!"

And this is how you met the owner of the Monster Girl Bar. Mr. 'Cornwallus Penguinicus'.

The penguin sets down a cleaned off, neatly polished shot glass and ganders at you with a measuring stare.

"So you wish to serve drinks to Monster Girls? They're a highly volatile and vicious lot, you know. The position you will be filling is constantly emptied due to bartenders coming and leaving. It seems they don't much have what it takes."

"-----"

"I will ask you one question, and I want you to answer me truthfully, young man. Why do you want to be a bartender? If you answer me this as honestly as possible, then the fun will truly begin."

http://strawpoll.me/2411730

>> No.12410133

>>12410039
I preferred the blue waitress girl.

>> No.12410160

>>12409631
>that mana cost
That symbolizes that only the rich get to play?

>> No.12410162
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12410162

Second thought, yeah, it'd be cluttering up the thread.

Nevermind about the CYOA.

>> No.12410172

>>12410162
So... now what?

>> No.12410173

>>12410162
you fucking bitch.

>> No.12410175

>>12410045
Capitalism is the real monster?

>> No.12410183 [DELETED] 
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>>12409637
>water counters
I agree.

>> No.12410187

>>12410162
Pastebin? Also, I love you for that LoGH reference.

>> No.12410192

>>12410162
I believed in you man. Oh well, it wasn't really turning out the way I wanted any how. I wanted a pale, waist-length black-haired, Immortal adventurer walking around doing jesus stuff. sorta like what Odin did for a while, walk the human world a wandering vagrant.

>> No.12410198
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12410198

>>12410173
Psych! Fixing spelling error.

Bizarre Slime Drunkenship:
A distant dreamlike room that invites emollition, a sort of magnetic feeling of longing and comfort. Your eyelids feel as if they were being anchored down, a feeling of distant heavy and sheepish emotion; the atmosphere of dignified class injecting subliminal reposeful imagery directly into your stimulus. The dimmed lights do little to shield the impressive variety of spirits layered across like a huntsman's trophies. A fined carved wooden bar stretched from the center of the room with a fine velvet furnish...

A floating metal circle hovers before you, an open invitation to your stature. A bar stool, it's goal and meaning require it to keep shoulder your deepest burdens and listen to your most loathsome sorrows...

The bartender welcomes you, as if you were always welcome. As if you found your way home after a long and arduous journey. He pours you a drink, your favorite drink. A testament to how important you are to this establishment. Like a merry reunion of two life time friends...

It's peaceful.

You glance up at the bartender.

There's an emperor penguin with bushy yellow eyebrows wearing a bartender's uniform.

"So you've finally come..."

The penguin has Norio Wakamoto's voice.

...

You put down the drink glass and nod very solemnly to yourself.

"Is this a dream?"

"Pardon the brusqueness, but there appears to be some disconnect with alcoholism and spirits," the penguin explains as he begins to clean a nearby glass with his fin.

"That so did not answer my question."

"Young man," the penguin looks up to you, though it's hard to tell if he's looking directly at you or in your general vicinity, "Do you know what it means to be a good bartender?"

"Pardon?"

"Comfort," the penguin explains as he shoots a laser beam from his eyes directly to the glass he was cleaning, "And theatrics."

"Whoa, okay, hello," you meagerly yelp out as bits of glass fly everywhere, "This has GOT to be a dream!"

>> No.12410201

>>12410192
BTFO of monstergirls
>Eh? Armwrestle a drunk oni into submission? Sure
>What's that, you need me to out-sex a succubus. Well, okay I guess it has been a while
>Over-feed the vampire tyrant on my immortal blood untill she's a happy, full, docile little cutie instead of a blood-thirsty tyrant? Well okay.

>> No.12410203

The creature lets out a hearty laugh.

...But it still sounds like a 'WAH WAH WAH', since he's a penguin.

"Hardly, I'm afraid. You might not realize it, but your forehead must be hurting quite a deal."

Now that the creature mentions it, you feel a swollen lump on your left temple. How did you not notice that before?

"Tell me, what was the last thing you remember?"

"Remember---?"

Do you have amnesia? How do you not remember coming to this room? This is not a dream? What is going on? You're becoming more and more confused by the measured second.

"I was..."

You were...

"I was... I got a call back after I submitted an application for a job---?"

Yes. That happened. You remembered loafing around your apartment waiting for the next job to come rolling in. The bar you attended was shut down due to a full-on bar fight between a bunch of 'legendary heroes' and 'evil' villainous made it their rendezvous spot. You tend to keep out of other people's affairs, not being partial to one side or the other. A bar is a place to drown one's sorrows, a bartender must not feel contempt for his customers. In this city, numerous interesting and intriguing characters carry out their businesses at seemingly random times. It's why the city is called 'Madness.

"Right, I got accepted into another bar-"

When you came to meet the owner, everything became fuzzy...

"Unfortunately, you entered the bar the moment a fight broke out between an Amazon and a Ogre. Got clocked on the head and passed out on the floor. No worries though, a succubus nurse was drinking here tonight. ...In more ways than one---- It's not a concussion, but regardless, you'll probably see double for a little while longer."

"So that's what happened..."

"Aye. That's what happened."

This penguin has an air of sophistication about him, he spokes in such a precise and relaxing way. You might just fall asleep listening to him-

>> No.12410204

>>12410100
Quality>Quantity

>> No.12410206

"Wait."

"Yes? What is it, young man?"

"Am I hallucinating or did you just shoot EYE LASERS out of your pupils---! It was like something out of a cheap mecha or something-!?"

"Well, yes. All the best bartenders can do that. It's what separates the experts from the inexperienced?"

"With EYE LASERS!?"

"It's how I make ice for drinks. It's a pure, authentic flavor."

"..."

"..."

"Beams are unisex."

"I didn't ask if they weren't?"

The penguin nods, as if affirming something. Which confuses you even more. What is even going on?

You stare at the penguin monster 'thing'. Just what is this guy? Is he an alien or something? Robot? You're so taken off balance by this bizarre farce of a sentient creature, you can't tell if you're still fading in and out because of the bump on your head or it's just all a trick.

...Just what is this penguin's GAME...?

Maybe if you stare at him long enough, you'll get the answers you so desperately crave.

"......."

"......."

The penguin looks around the room then back at you, the awkward silence and staring seems to be getting to him.

"..." But you still stare at him determined and unwavering.

He politely nods and addresses you formally "----Would you like me to teach you?"

"FUCK YEAH, I WOULD--!"

And this is how you met the owner of the Monster Girl Bar. Mr. 'Cornwallus Penguinicus'.

The penguin sets down a cleaned off, neatly polished shot glass and ganders at you with a measuring stare.

"So you wish to serve drinks to Monster Girls? They're a highly volatile and vicious lot, you know. The position you will be filling is constantly emptied due to bartenders coming and leaving. It seems they don't much have what it takes."

"-----"

"I will ask you one question, and I want you to answer me truthfully, young man. Why do you want to be a bartender? If you answer me this as honestly as possible, then the fun will truly begin."

http://strawpoll.me/2411730

>> No.12410207

Bromont, you lovable son of a bitch.

>> No.12410211

>>12410204
Good thing she has both.

>> No.12410215

>>12410206
So far what you've given us is good but for future options, why not include an option for custom input?

>> No.12410217

>Everyone going for friends option

There are heroes left in man.

>> No.12410219

>>12410217
>Not going For Love!
Nigga already stated theatrics are a must for bar tending.

>> No.12410221

>>12410211
She'd have quality if they were six human arms, not ugly monster ones.

>> No.12410223

>>12410211
Im sure those claws make for a splendid blowjob, but i think ill pass

>> No.12410225

>>12410219
Friendship is a form of love. Do you even Admiral Bucock?

>> No.12410226

>>12410221

>in a monster girl thread
>doesn't like monstery bits

why are you here

>> No.12410229

>>12410219
Too bad.
We're going to befriend every patron.

>> No.12410230

>>12410226
>two extra pairs of arms
>not already more than sufficiently monstrous

>> No.12410231

>>12410225
No I don't even that guy, but still it's a boring answer.

>> No.12410234
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>>12410219
love them as a friend

>> No.12410235
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>>12410226
I'm sorry but if you think those arms look better than, say, these
You are just objectively wrong

>> No.12410237

>>12410231
>that guy
I really don't want to bring/ a/ into this, but watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>> No.12410238
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>>12410215
Oh, you can give custom input. I don't want you to feel like the options in the strawpoll are the only ones you have to use.

This is a collaborative effort, we're all doing this together. By all means, if you wanna add something, go ahead.

>> No.12410241

>>12410235
now that would be good at handjobs

>> No.12410244

>>12410238
Alright then.
(X) "I want to be a bar tending master!"

>> No.12410245

>>12410241
And looks way prettier than random monster arms too.

>> No.12410254

>>12410241
>>12410245
You people are such casuals.

>> No.12410259

>>12410254
No, we just don't pretend to feel attracted towards ugly features just to be different/contrarian.

>> No.12410260

>>12410254
>Claws
>Good for handjobs
you got to be reasonable anon

>> No.12410262

>>12410245
It does look pretier
But also more generic
And less fierce and ferocious

You should appreciate monster girl beauty in all it's forms.

>> No.12410263

>>12410259
So you want to be the part of the norm? Part of the majority? PART OF WHAT'S POPULAR, HIPSTER?!

>> No.12410266

>>12410262
I don't want fierce and ferocious and not pretty things on my dick though

>> No.12410269

>>12410260
She could always just, you know
Not touch your dick with the sharp/pointy bits

>> No.12410283

>>12410262
But who would you rather get jerked off by, >>12410100
or
>>12410235

>> No.12410290

>>12410283
i dont see the appeal, hand jobs are not even that good, at best it would be as good as a blowjob if the MG was great at it, but still.

>> No.12410294
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>>12410283
I choose >>12410235 Because I want to get with her qt Dragon friend.

>> No.12410298

>>12410283
The former
Regular handjobs are boring, might as well go for something more exotic

>> No.12410304
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12410304

>>12410294
We ALL know what you're REALLY after.

>> No.12410307

>>12410298
your exotic is the equivalent of trying to spice up jacking off by putting sand paper on your hand

>> No.12410309

>>12410307
So just because they're not normal human hands means they can't feel pleasant?
If you have such a strong aversion to anything not human, why do you even like monster girls?

>> No.12410311
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12410311

You glance at the oddity of a walking talking bird, then pick up your shot glass. Holding it up to admire it, Mr. Penguin's face becomes a distorted art piece from the point of view of the alcohol.

"I want to have good friends, and be a good friend to other people."

You modestly sip the shot glass and set it down with a content nod. It's not like that's a lie, you do genuinely feel that way.

"I see, I see," he turns around to admire the wide selection of bottles gathered on the bar's wall, "Perhaps someone like you is just what this place needs..."

"I'd try my best not to disappoint you."

"Hmm. Very well. I heard from your former employer that you were exceptional. But I require a demonstration!"

"Demonstration?"

The deep voiced wobbling bird hobbles about in excitement, "Yes! Yes yes yes---" He grabs a hold of an expensive looking bluish azure shine, "Ah! Just what I was looking for! Right then, you might still be a little out of it so take your time. I want you to decanter this mix into this shot glass from as hiiiiigh up as you can without spilling a drop."

The talking bird man wobbles on his tip toes and attempts to decanter the bottle as high as he can. He still manages to spill a drop or two, but his technique is efficient. Especially considering he's doing everything with flippers. Impeccably impressive.

He sets the bottle down and takes out a rag to wipe off the counter. With a confident nod, he then turns to you.

"Okay! Now you try-"

The penguin looks around for the bottle he set down.

"---Hey, where'd I put that thing?"

Without muttering a word, you stand up, and bow forward. A familiar liquid begins to leak from your forehead, straight down in a line of perfect stability!

...The bottle is lodged in your pompadour.

You fill up a tiny shot glass without spilling a drop!

"W-W-WHAT!?"

"Is this sufficient?"

"HOW-?! YOU-!? WHAT!? JUST WHO ARE YOU!?"

"Alex Anderson," you stretch your hand forth to shake his fin, "Nice to meet you."

>> No.12410314

>>12410309
>So just because they're not normal human hands means they can't feel pleasant?
Uh, yes?
Any monster girl's inhuman features will be most likely covered in fur or scales or something else that'd feel horribly irritating or painful on your dick

>> No.12410315

>>12410309
im sure there are plenty of nonhuman hands that would be great for hanjobs, just the monster girl in that picture had none

>> No.12410317

>>12410315
>im sure there are plenty of nonhuman hands that would be great for hanjobs
Like what? I can't think of any.

>> No.12410318

>>12410311
> Bort didn't win
Y'all're cunts

>> No.12410319

>>12410314
>fur or scales
>horribly irritating
But this just isn't true.

>> No.12410321

>>12410319
Normally on your skin they wouldn't be, but on your dick would be entirely different

>> No.12410322

>>12410311
11/10 best use of a pompadour

>> No.12410325

>>12410314
>fur or scales or something else that'd feel horribly irritating or painful
Anon pls
You've never touched real fur or scales, have you?

>> No.12410326

>>12410321
All evidence to the contrary.

>> No.12410327

>>12410317
Maybe hands that have more joints so they can move in different ways, but even so it would look unappealing
maybe im just wrong on that point, even so my main point is that the hands shown on that monster girl would all be unpleasant

>> No.12410329

>>12410327
Oh and tentacles would be nice if those count

>> No.12410335

>>12410326
What evidence?

>> No.12410342

>>12410335
You don't really want to know.

>> No.12410345

>>12410342
Yes I do.

>> No.12410347
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12410347

>>12410345
I have experience of catfur on my dick. It was not unpleasant.

>> No.12410349
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12410349

>>12410347
>I have experience of catfur on my dick

Alright.
Not another word out of you.

>> No.12410353
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12410353

>>12410347
>>12410349

>> No.12410356
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12410356

>>12410347
You don't fuck cats anon, that's bestiality.

>> No.12410358

>>12410347
You that guy from /k/? I assumed you would want nothing to do with cats after the incident

>> No.12410365

>>12410356
>you don't fuck cats
True, and I didn't, don't worry.
>>12410358
>/k/
Eww, no.

>> No.12410368

>>12410347
Despite what /b/ or /a/ may have told you, a cat was never fine to begin with.

>> No.12410372
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12410372

>>12410368
Who would be dumb enough to believe /a/ or /b/?

>> No.12410387

>>12410372
>>12410372
I don't know, sometimes anon worries me.

>> No.12410390

>>12410347
Are you cut or uncut?
Did any of it directly touch your glans?
Both of these are important.

>> No.12410397
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12410397

I'm assuming some of you were for a Manticore assistant? Or would you rather have someone else?

Should she be related to you---?

>> No.12410399
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12410399

>>12410387
Like with >>12410390?

>> No.12410400

>>12410397
No more manticores
Please

>> No.12410405

>>12410397
why not a dwarf assistant?

>> No.12410407

>>12410397
No.
They're ridiculously overdone.
Something else. ANYTHING else.

>> No.12410413

>>12410397
Use a Dragon assistant.
Have her spit fiery alcohol on people causing trouble.

>> No.12410414
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12410414

>>12410397
Give some other monster girls some love. I vote for kikimora

>> No.12410417

>>12410390
>are you cut, or uncut
Uncut.
>did any of it directly touch your glans
Yes but without any significant force. Can we now stop?

>> No.12410419
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12410419

>>12410397
Maybe instead of an assistant you could have an oni bouncer?
its the oni way

>> No.12410420

>>12410399
precisely.

>> No.12410422

>>12410417
No i request that you tell us in detail exactly what happened, preferably with photos to prove it

>> No.12410423

>>12410414
If you are having an assistant it would be the best
i second this

>> No.12410425

>>12410397
Something other then a manticore, please.

>> No.12410427

>>12410422
Okay... my cat is very affectionate, and is in the habit of sleeping on me. My crotch, as it happens. In the heat of summer, I was sleeping naked and without any covers. My cat was undeterred. No pictures available. NOW we can stop, right?

>> No.12410431

>>12410427
Not until we get the size of your penis and your anal capacity roll.

>> No.12410433

>>12410427
it was a joke..

>> No.12410436

>>12410433
Oh. Ahaha, I was joking too. Yeah.
>>12410431
I don't play FATAL.

>> No.12410439

>>12410397
Make it a Baphomet who is socially awkward because a bunch of succubi abused her as a child, and forced her to drink that potion that de-lolifies people. 2800. So, like, a shy busty Baphomet onee-san.

>> No.12410440
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12410440

Catgirls > Foxgirls.

Prove me wrong.

>> No.12410443

>>12410440
Trivia: Foxes are more related to dogs than cats

Hopes this clears up prior misconceptions

>> No.12410444
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12410444

>>12410440
Bitch, you're about to start a fucking war.

>> No.12410446

>>12410427
>sleeping naked
What a slut

>> No.12410447

What's the perfect human:monster ratio in your opinion?

>> No.12410451

>>12410447
Stop before you start something and ruin Bromont's stride.
He might spill his juice too.

>> No.12410454
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12410454

>>12410405
Dwarf

>>12410413
Dragon

>>12410414
Kikimora

>>12410419
Oni bouncer

>>12410439
Baphomet
It sounds like you guys all have different preferences.
Why don't we mellow that over some, and see if we can come to a conclusion we can all agree on?

That is, if you're still interested and stuff.

Another time, I'm heading off.

>> No.12410458

>>12410454
>come to a conclusion we can all agree on?
Hah.

>> No.12410460

>>12410454
>heading off
>another time

How long?
Another hour? Another day?

>> No.12410461

>>12410447
Greater human:monster ratio. Make it such that conception of monstergirls are difficult and even with plenty of fucking involved, making babby is more difficult than with a regular human female.

Keeps the populations in relative check, since monsters live longer and are generally tougher than humans

>> No.12410463

>>12410458
We can always suggest our favorites and vote.

>> No.12410468

>>12410463
Well I'm all for the milfy Baphomet that one anon suggested.
it was me

>> No.12410471

>>12410463
I think we already have suggested our favorites.

>> No.12410479

>>12410471
Then lets go by the most practical? I think something airborne would be the best waitress, less chance of tripping.

>> No.12410480

>>12410439
“Cakes that change monsters with a child-like appearance and little girls into the form of alluring adult women if eaten.” This is what I meant.

>> No.12410484

>>12410479
>Airborne
They just have to worry about having enough space to fly and enough space for landing.
So flying's out.

>> No.12410486

>>12410484
>bar for monstergirls
I honestly think it would be massive. With plenty of space between tables. I mean, hell, it would have to also accommodate for harpy patrons too, right?

>> No.12410492

>>12410486
Let's wait for Bromont to discuss the layout of the bar and it's design, before we really get into this.

>> No.12410496

>>12410492
True, if its just a normal bar that has monster girls in it, even fitting them all in might pose an issue.

>> No.12410499

>>12410372
such large ears. i want to stroke them

>> No.12410501

How would you react if when your monster girl waifu finally gives birth your daughteru is human and your son is the monster

>> No.12410502

>>12410501
I celebrate the miracle that my corpse of a waifu can have children.

>> No.12410505
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12410505

>>12410499
The artist loves foxes/cats.
As well as large ears, and swords, for some reason.


>>12410501
Wouldn't a male monster be similar to a male calico, or a female tabby? Sterile, retarded, various other genetic fuck-ups?

>> No.12410511
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12410511

>>12410444
Then let's.

>> No.12410513

>>12410501
Will you dress-up your monsterboy to be a trap monstergirl?

>> No.12410515

>>12410501
I would raise my cute little daughter
And lock away my son in a maze on an island.
Mainly out of fear of him raping my cute little daughter.
I'd still visit him frequently and love him.

>> No.12410516

>>12410511
Hey now I love me some Cat, but she doesn't belong in Mg threads. Cosplay tier man. You can buy white cat ears anywhere and be as monstrous as her.

>> No.12410522

>>12410414
Kikimora is best monstergirl waifu/Meido.

>> No.12410525
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12410525

>>12410522
They're alright, in my opinion.

>> No.12410527

>>12410516
Don't be fooled, she's a ghost girl and a cat rolled into one.

>> No.12410531

>>12410516
As long as you managed to energy drain people you touched I'd think you're right.

>> No.12410537
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12410537

>>12410511
>catgirl

Bitch, come back when you can post someone with ears AND a tail.

>> No.12410539

>>12410515
Fuck off Minos, he's not yours anyway,

>> No.12410541

>>12410525
Then what MG is not alright in your opinion?

>> No.12410543

>>12410537
Throw in some kitty kutters as well and we got a deal

>> No.12410548

>>12410531
Emotionally drain the energy of people? Probably ;_;

>> No.12410553
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12410553

>>12410541
Lolis.

>> No.12410572

Why do people like fluffy tails so much?

>> No.12410575
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12410575

>>12410440
fennec-eared, fluffy tail (up to 9) inari miko vs. someone like leonmitchelli at best.

foxes win. but a cat is fine too.

>> No.12410577
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12410577

>>12410572
Because what's not to love?

>> No.12410580

>>12410553
Send an ambulance. My heart.

>> No.12410581

>>12410577
>skanky dress
meh. she's much better with the pantyhose and winter school uniform. much more huggable.

>> No.12410582
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12410582

>>12410461
I think he meant in a phenotype sense, not a demographic sense.
But I like the demographic question better.

I'd go for a 1:1:1 ratio of males to females to monstergirls.
Basically I want it to not be SO swimming in pussy that it becomes enforced haremshit, but enough swimming in pussy that the gloves have started to come off with respect to proactive dating.

As for relative fertility, I actually prefer it where MGs follow their derivative species in that regard because I want a hundred spider daughterus skittering around all over the place. Population explosion is a looming danger but presently avoided due to the fine work of the Paladin corps

>> No.12410585

>>12410582
That means lots of MGs need to be murdered for your plan to work. Which means a permanent state of war.

>> No.12410588
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12410588

>>12410581
How about a dress?

>> No.12410592

>>12410585
Pretty much KC's MGE universe. The church corps fight against the monster lord or whoever who wants to watch the world fuck, so humans don't become semen dispensers or fresh meat (literally, and new monstergirls)

>> No.12410597

>>12410588
sure. elaborate and/or comfy clothing is a major paraphilia for me.

>> No.12410600

>>12410592
I prefer settings that manage to maintain some peace, even if it's brittle. or modern settings.

eternal conflict just means your life will be brutish, nasty and short and you don't get to see interesting things.

>> No.12410602
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12410602

>>12410597
Really now?

>> No.12410603

>>12410585
>That means lots of MGs need to be murdered for your plan to work. Which means a permanent state of war.
Well, I don't really buy into all this daughteru stuff. In my headcanon baby monstergirls are like baby animals. They don't get raised by parents, they just slither off into the wilderness a few days after they're born and fight the Darwinian fight against snakes and jackals and other tiny monstergirls for 10 years or so.
So in this sense paladins are essentially pest control, while the Law of the Jungle does most of the culling work for you.

>> No.12410606

>>12410603
Darwinism isn't doing a very good job when monsters are so numerous.

>> No.12410613

>>12410602
right needs work

>> No.12410614

>>12410585
Making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg.

>> No.12410618

>>12410572
Simply due to the soft touch feeling good, like how petting a cat/dog is supposedly therapeutic

>> No.12410619

>>12410606
food scarcity might.

>> No.12410620
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12410620

>>12410606
When a single ejaculation can net you a hundred spider daughterus, but the demographics stay at a steady 1:1:1, I'd say it's doing a fairly thorough job.

>> No.12410625
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12410625

>>12410613
Work?
Like, her outfit needs changing? Or she needs surgery/corruption to become acceptable?

>> No.12410628

>>12410618
What about fluffy tailjobs?

>> No.12410652

>>12410625
the outfit

and in that case the skirt pattern is silly

>> No.12410657

>>12410652
Yeah, it's silly.

>> No.12410660

>>12410628
>chaffing

>> No.12410664

>>12410614
That's a selfish thing to say just to excuse yourself for killing innocent monster girls.

Don't do whatever you like.

>> No.12410665

>>12410620
>Baby is more spider than mother

>> No.12410668
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12410668

Alright. With Bromont gone, the sun rising, and the morning fog rolling in, I'll head to bed.

>> No.12410674

>>12410665
The mother is still cute though so it cancels out your argument.

>> No.12410680
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12410680

>>12410572
I don't, but I don't bash those who do.
Purr is the only way for me.

>> No.12410682

>>12409558
Hmm, the design could be similar to that of a ushi oni, except with the outer shell being a shield and the back a sword.

>> No.12410683

>>12410680
Well, if it works for you.

>> No.12410689

>>12408360
This gives me the idea of a yeti+husband rescue theme

>> No.12410706

>>12410689
Does it involve barrels of alcohol?

>> No.12410710

>>12409176
The yandere.

>> No.12410711

>>12410680
Gay

>> No.12410716

Need more consensual TF stat.
>Mad scientist next door, fired from the lab several months back for taking home small quantities of certain materials for her own private R&D. A plain woman, never above average in anything outside of the sciences.
>On her first great success she is so thrilled she wants to show the first person around: her neighbor (you). It's her first biological upgrade to a human body: cat eyes for herself.
>The early success and your encouragement drives her onward. Next she shows you new whiskers, then new claws and fangs, then new ears, then new tail...then heat.

>> No.12410719

You walk into your daughter's room to give her a goodnight kiss/hug, only to find out some surfer/hipster douchebag is trying to rape your daughter?
How do you respond?

>> No.12410721
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12410721

>>12409140

>> No.12410725

>>12409180
My fucking nigger.

>> No.12410728

>>12410719
With a heavy wooden stick.

>> No.12410738

>>12410719
Give him to my Ushi-Oni neighbor and tell her he's into shattered pelvises and claws going up his butthole. Then wonder why my MG daughteru wasn't raping him

>> No.12410740

>>12410719
Scold my daughter for not raping him instead

>> No.12410742

>>12409678
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/60/Lich_move_17.mp3
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/cd/Lich_kill_02.mp3

>> No.12410745

>>12410719
Break his legs. Drag him to the garage. Torture him.

>> No.12410748

>>12410719
Take double dose of pills because hallucinations starting to kick in again

>> No.12410750

>>12409470
Ehrhardt
I'm probably late to the party now.

>> No.12410756

>>12409171
Depends, I don't really have a choice career in mind irl anyway

Assuming generic fantasy alignments,
Either:

Chaotic Neutral Dragon Knight/Dragoon looking for adventures with dragon/wyvern waifu
True Neutral Sculptor (making golems and gargoyles)
Neutral Evil Necromancer creating army of undead minions
True Neutral weaponsmith/engineer

>> No.12410759

>>12408079
still, the change was more perfect than anything we have now, u sure you no want post-boypussy?

>> No.12410771

A male honeybee's testicles explode when he climaxes during sex.

I wonder how awesome it must feel to have sex with a honeybee girl, if that's the case. Either way, it's going out with a bang.

>> No.12410778

>>12409171
Scholar/Folklorist.

>> No.12410794

>>12410771
They explode because it's genetically dictated that male bees in general are there to fuck the queen once and be discarded afterwards.

However, if you're a human fucking a bee girl, it's not as bad because humans aren't hardwired to selfdestruct their genitals after one bout of sex. The catch is that only the queen bee can bear your kids and all her workers are barren mooks

>> No.12410795

>>12410771
>A male honeybee's testicles explode when he climaxes during sex.
Nature, what the fuck are you doing?

>> No.12410801

>>12409861
Glad I'm not the only one that watches that show.

>> No.12410810

>>12410794
I kinda like the MGE solution where lots of monstergirls - like bees, ants, and undead - start out infertile, but if you fuck them enough, the magic power of sperm makes them capable of childbearing.
But at the same time I want a bee-girl to whisper in my ear that bee-pussy is so good it literally explodes testicles, even if it's just kinky talk

>> No.12410815
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12410815

Finished this coloring late last night.

>> No.12410828

>>12410810
>Dense paladin has fallen from the light, and is on his first outing, looking for love
>Meets a bee-girl in the club he just happened to find himself in
>She wraps a thigh around his and leans into him, breasts flat up against his chestplate, to whisper into his helmet
>bee-pussy is so good it literally explodes testicles
>Hears this
>"Oh, dear Light, no! That would be horrible. Why would any one want that?"
>Walks away shaking his helmed head at the idea.

>> No.12410830

>>12410810
>bee-pussy is so good it literally explodes testicles

Yeah, that's what I was going for. Now I have to think of more creepy animal sex facts to apply to monstergirls.

...I hope you like duck-girls.

>> No.12410831

>>12410815
Those lips are terrible. And I see aliasing on some edges. Too western somehow.

>> No.12410840

>>12410830
My favourite's the one about octopus tentacles being partially self-governing.
So even if you tell her "Not up the butt!", and even if she genuinely intends to respect your request, the tentacles might have theor own ideas anyway.

>> No.12410841
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12410841

Is this a private conversation, or may I horn in?

Oh I knew I took a wrong turn at Istanbull

I had too much calfeine.

I've herd enough of this.

My armor is the Cattlelacof armor.

Time for me to just hoof it out of here.

I herd this was a stampede of a thread.

This is udderly ridiculous.

>> No.12410842
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12410842

Rough cat tongue blowjobs...

>> No.12410843

>>12410841
Seven Seas please.

>> No.12410846

>>12410815
Nice! I like it.

>> No.12410848

>>12410842
Absolutely_disgusting.jpg

>> No.12410851

>>12410842
>>12410848
I'd endure it. It's just her way of saying she loves me.

>> No.12410853

>>12410719
Kick his ass only to rape her afterwards.

>> No.12410856
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12410856

>>12410842
Nekomata's would make for excellent stalkers.

>> No.12410859

>>12410815
Colouring's good
Girl is cosplay-tier though.
Needs more visible scales.

>> No.12410860

>>12410842
Is this the new muddy lizard footjob meme?

>> No.12410866

>>12409176
I'd go with yandere and, while trying me best to cover all up, cheat on her occasionaly just for the thrill of it.

>> No.12410869

>>12410860
no

>> No.12410870

>>12410815
That look on her face in the right is like
>bitch, please!
Would adventure with/10

>> No.12410874

So Kejourou translation never?
MGR is ded or what?

>> No.12410880

Give me something to color even though I won't post the result

>> No.12410885

>>12410880
No.

>> No.12410887

>>12410885
Ok ;_;

>> No.12410888

>>12409597
this is very true. anon made me warm and fuzzy inside. fuck you anon-kun.

>> No.12410889
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12410889

>>12410880
Some fellow posted this picture he drew pre-shitstorm.

>> No.12410892

>>12410842
This.
This nigga gets it.

>> No.12410895
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12410895

>>12410887
If you're going to cry about it, I feel bad. In that case, do Manly Charon.

>> No.12410897
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12410897

>>12410880

>> No.12410899
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12410899

>>12410874
I dunno, anon. I think their MGU drama put a lot of the donors off, so translations slowed down.
Or maybe it just happens to be a slow month.

>> No.12410905

>>12410842
Wouldn't that hurt a ton?

>> No.12410907
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12410907

>>12410897
>You will never go to an MG restaurant and hit on the waitresses
>You will never get promptly kicked out

>> No.12410908

>>12410905
Some pain only enhances the pleasure, anon my boy.

>> No.12410909

>>12410889
Who is that?

>> No.12410910
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12410910

>>12410874
Kejourou translation NOW

>> No.12410913

>>12410909
No clue, just some random. nameless drawfag.

>> No.12410914

>>12410905
Indeed it would
If you enjoy it, that is up to you

>> No.12410915
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12410915

>>12410895
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DOES THIS EXIST
WHO CREATED THIS ABOMINATION

>> No.12410918

>>12410910
pics of hair-bondage sex when?!

>> No.12410921

>>12410910
>total fixation on the hair at the expense of EVERYTHING ELSE
Why? WHY?
She could've been so great but instead she turned out absolutely godawful.

>> No.12410922

>>12410910
> blend in with human prostitutes
How are human prostitutes even a thing in MGE-land?
Especially in Zipangu, where monsters are mostly integrated and tolerated.

Also >>12410921. She's literally nothing but hair.

>> No.12410924
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12410924

I found something that may be relevant to this thread mgg
thoughts?

>> No.12410927

>>12410913
Sorry, I meant the character. Is it OC or some preexisting character?

>> No.12410929

>>12410921
I mean if the hair had just been an extra feature and not the entire focus of her that would've been totally fine
But instead she's literally nothing but HAIR HAIR HAIR when she has such an amazing fucking body

>> No.12410933

>>12410927
OC I believe.

>> No.12410934

>>12410929
Hard to 'mire that bod when all that hair is blocking the view

>> No.12410935

>>12410924
A big fat ass on a Lamia? What sorcery is this?

>> No.12410939

>>12410921
>>12410929
Just because you'd most likely develop a fixation on her hair doesn't mean you'd start ignoring the rest of her body. The profile just talks so extensively about her hair because it's her unique, defining feature, while EVERY monster girl has a rockin' body.

>> No.12410943

>>12410929
>filthy non-loli thing
>amazing body
GAAAAYYY

>> No.12410946

>>12410929
Without the hair shtick she's just a human "courtesan", kind of the point of what makes her a monster girl and not just some lewd female human, so yes, it's her focus.

>> No.12410948

>>12410922
Monster prostitutes have the danger of turning you into an incubus, getting you addicted to their venom, etc .
Better stick to humans.

>> No.12410951

>>12410935
One does not question such things anon
I think it's Kanako actually

>> No.12410953

>>12410946
Then that's just a shitty idea for a monster girl
Give her some unique personality traits or something for fuck's sake
Don't just make her devoted waifu #91 but this one does nothing but hairjobs. The "monster" in the monster girl comes just as much from behavior as it comes from her body, so you don't need to focus exclusively on whatever happens to be strange about her outward appearance

>> No.12410955

So I wrote a bit more, MC meets the Rusalka this time 'round. As always, feedback and criticism is welcome.

>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>> No.12410963

>>12410953
Profiles don't reflect an entire species, anon.

>> No.12410964

>>12410955
Welp, reeeaaaallly not looking forward to the part where he gets gruesomely eaten alive.

>> No.12410965

>>12410922
Not everyone wants to be dominated, filled with demonic energy and claimed as husbando

>> No.12410966

>>12410963
And yet other profiles manage to be much more interesting than just four or five paragraphs of how she jerks your dick with insert exotic feature here.

>> No.12410983

>>12410922
>How are human prostitutes even a thing in MGE-land?
Given how much people harp on about muh humanity and being Paladins, even fully knowing the overarching truth of shit like Chief God having a bigger murder fetish than less and not actually giving a shit about them, of course people in the world without that knowledge are going to be fanatics and against monsters.

Also people seriously over-estimate monster love. Just because "YOU" love monster girls and they have MAMONO MANA doesn't mean everyone in the world feels and acts the same.

>>12410953
I think it's one of those fringe cases shut up, Charon where how she acts should be obvious enough or left to your imagination, but the fine details of her hair and its possession stuff are what really needed to be explained in full, to help people that want to fap over lewd hair fantasies.

>> No.12410995

>>12410983
>the fine details of her hair and its possession stuff are what really needed to be explained in full
Except most people seem to feel far more attracted to her body than the hair. I'm inclined to agree with them.
It wouldn't even have been so bad without the part where you seemingly begin to ignore the rest of her body and just obsess over her hair.

>> No.12411000

>>12410966
Kejourous originally used their hair to bind approaching men and slice them up. So why not make them sadistic pseudo-predator things that enjoy making you bleed a bit while you fuck? Would've been much more interesting than "hairjobs... uh that's it".

>> No.12411011

>>12410585
son, what are you bitching about? I as much as I love monster girls and wanna be dominated by them, I would also go to war with them in a heart beat.

>> No.12411015

>>12411000
>So why not make them sadistic pseudo-predator things that enjoy making you bleed a bit while you fuck?

Are you forgetting of the fiction from which she derives, and its bloodless nature?

>> No.12411020

>>12411015
MGE's girls may not enjoy killing or maiming, but there's still girls like Girtablilu who get off on causing you pain. I didn't say she'd carve huge gashes into you.

>> No.12411027

>>12411000
They also have no face and shit

>> No.12411036

>>12410964
But that's the best part.

>> No.12411042

>>12410995
>Except most people seem to feel far more attracted to her body than the hair.
The body isn't really that special so I don't know, stick to Valkyrie or something? At least don't get so hung up on an entry created to explain the kink she provides to people that want it in full, which is the whole point. Your independant imagination can't really be that bad that you can't bring yourself to imagine anything that deviates from explaining and expanding her kink for people that do want it.

>> No.12411044

>>12411042
>The body isn't really that special
Better than 90% of other monster girls in MGE from what I can tell.

>> No.12411056

>>12411044
Heh, well it's nice, but I think the allure comes as much from her clothing and style in general. You could imagine just about any monster girl with that figure and a nice, regal kimono type thing and suddenly she's not really relevant beyond her spooky hair magic.

You're also free to imagine her doing all sorts of bondage and domination things with her hair, binding you before teasing you with her body and sultry mature woman allure, giving you only glimpses of her cleavage and gentle caresses with a bare thigh as she whispers sweet nothings about her bountiful experience and all the things she could make you feel if you were a good boy.

All sorts that don't need to focus so singularly on the hair, but it's there if they do want to.

>> No.12411061

>>12411056
>All sorts that don't need to focus so singularly on the hair, but it's there if they do want to.
Except the profile outright says that you WILL eventually focus singularly on her hair.

>> No.12411067

>>12411061
>Except the profile
Stop.

>> No.12411068
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12411068

Anyone like ghosts?

>> No.12411069

>>12411068
Ghost blowjob! Woo-woo!

>> No.12411073

>>12411068
I didn't care much for ghosts until that doujin with the ghost who follows a guy around and masturbates on him constantly. Then I realized all the cool/lewd stuff ghosts could do.

>> No.12411080

>>12411068
Ever since the Donna Dixon scene in Ghostbusters...

>> No.12411081

>>12411073
Ghosts have the best pervert/voyeur/secret sex potential.

You got a link to that doujin?

>> No.12411085
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>> No.12411086

>>12410983
How to fix the world in MGE:

>The Chief God if a bitch that needs to be taken down. So revolution!
>Humans who don't want to have MG waifu's need to set up an Federation/Whatever they want where MG's are not permitted to enter. If they do enter, they are free game to be kill.
>And Humans who want MG waifu's don't go into the Federation/Whatever territories, and stay within the MG controlled territories.
>Set up trade benefits between the MG controlled world, and the Federation/Whatever so both benefit mutually on goods, and shit.

Problem solved in writing. In practice everything might go to shit because humanity is actually shit.

>> No.12411089

>>12411085
Dat ass. Good boy Hound.

>> No.12411099

>>12411085
Milk

>> No.12411102

>>12411081
it got purged from sadpanda and I don't know it's name. sorry.

>> No.12411105

>>12411102
Well, at least I can mark today as the day that the Sadpanda Catastrophe of 2014 first affected me personally.

>> No.12411107

>>12411102
>>12411105
it's called 'A High Spirited Beast'. If you really want to read it, it's on fakku

>> No.12411108

>>12411102
What it was about?

>> No.12411110

>>12411107
sorry, typo. It's 'Beat' not 'Beast'.

>> No.12411111

>>12411102
I'm here to help:
http://exhentai.org/g/684250/0f87945a75/

>> No.12411118

>>12411111
So a newer version got deleted, but the old one stays?

Once again laziness and inefficiency save the day.

>> No.12411128
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12411128

So there's new MGE World Guide 2 translations up, regarding the fruits of the Demon Realm.

Collected for your convenience: http://pastebin.com/PTuH85TA

>> No.12411134

>>12411128
Honestly, those things actually look pretty damn yummy.

>> No.12411136

>>12411128
>Devil's Fruit
MGE is One Piece now?

>> No.12411139

>>12411128
>penis-shaped fruit
>"Furthermore, even among men, those with the nature to change into an “alp (encyclopedia I – p.108)” are exceptions, and the juice that comes out of the thick skin supposedly also tastes sweet to them."

Real subtle.

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Topless Rach.

>> No.12411146
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...

>> No.12411148

>>12411111
Nice quints.
>after that she turned into particles of light and disappeared
Fuck, that made me laugh. It was so sudden, and the panel was funny. Fukken saved

>> No.12411152

>>12411146
That looks absurd.

>> No.12411156

>>12411146
Now, just look at those ab muscles. If crabman gave every girl in his mangas those abs, then I'd be completely okay with him.

>> No.12411158

>>12411152
The way her ribs show under those huge fucking balloons do look pretty strange

>> No.12411159
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12411159

>>12411128
> didn't do Disrobing Lettuce at the bottom
Damn it all, I need my compulsively naked lizard waifu

>> No.12411162

>>12411146
Must. Make. Calf. With.

>> No.12411165

>>12411128
>1000 year old baphomet
So much potential for bullying.

>> No.12411170

>>12411165
She's a thousand years old. There's no way you could break her heart in any way that hasn't already been done to her.

>> No.12411172

>>12411170
That actually makes me kind of sad.

>> No.12411181
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>>12411172
Then go give her a hug.

>> No.12411182

>>12411170
>I could force feed her the ara ara cake.

>> No.12411183

>>12411170
Good. No sympathy for monsters who try to force you to like loli.

>> No.12411187

>>12411183
>not liking loli
Your mom is gay and you should feel gay

>> No.12411188

>>12411183
>>12411182
Literally the Practical Incarnation.

>> No.12411189

>>12411182
According to the most recent interview, you can also CC-ify Familiars with the ara ara cake.

>> No.12411190
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12411190

>>12411182
This is the right and godly thing to do

>> No.12411192

>>12411181
I'll give her a pat on the head and say, "There, There," but I don't into loli. I like tits and ass

>> No.12411211

>>12411182
>force her to eat ara ara cake as a proof of her love
>meh, you not the same girl I fell in love, bye bye

>> No.12411222

>>12411136
They're all sex-based.

>> No.12411224

>>12411190
>You'll never lure monstergirls of the Sabbath in for cake and tea using your dick.
>You'll never make sweet love to them as their minds teeter on the brink of oblivion because you swapped their "normal" cake with the ara ara cake
>You'll never whisper to them how beautiful their womanly, child-bearing hips are
>How mad with lust her lush and gorgeous tits drive you
>You'll never fall asleep in a giant pile with your harem of de-lolified Baphomets, witches, devils, imps and familiars.

>> No.12411226

>>12410910
>among human prostitutes
Called it.
Gonna write about it too.

>> No.12411229

>>12411226
Splendid.

>> No.12411230
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>>12411224
>You'll never fall asleep in a giant pile with your harem of de-lolified Baphomets, witches, devils, imps and familiars.
I'm fine with this. Loli is love. Loli is life.

>> No.12411232
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>>12411230
Muh nigga
Loli girls are the best

>> No.12411233

>>12411232
Lolillias? Heresy!

>> No.12411235

>>12411224
>harem of de-lolified
One is fine.

>> No.12411238

>>12411232
God-tier taste comrade!

>> No.12411242

>>12410910
Guys guys
>Kejourou/wight hybrid
>Both grow more beautiful the more you cum in them.
>Will eventually be so beautiful you weep whenever you look at her.

>> No.12411244
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12411244

>>12411224
> 1) feed ara-ara cake to Hobgoblin
> 2) ????
> 3) PROFIT

>> No.12411247

>>12411242
>weeping over beauty
I can't stick my dick in art or nature. crying is also not how I get boners.

>> No.12411250
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>>12411238
>>12411232
Mein comrades. Together we can resist the onslaught of the titty monster!

>> No.12411255

>>12411244
Eh, she is not a loli, just girllet

>> No.12411257

>Dense paladin at the sabbath.
>You're dressed awfully scantly there son. You'll never grow up into a fine young man if you don't protect your body as it grows you know!
>B-but I'm a girl! D-Don't you want this delicious child-pussy?
>Hah hah hah. Good one scamp. It is true, that men of the order some time have to undertake infiltration missions. And that means we must be wise to the words of heresy, but...
>He holds the Baphomet by the shoulders and leans down to look her in the eye
>Son, you should never listen or take those words to heart.
>He grabs her actuss the chest and under the arms, hoists her onto his shoulders
>Because otherwise, how will you protect your friends and family, right son? Ha ha. Now lets find your mother.

>> No.12411262

>>12411250
>6th kitsune from the left

>> No.12411264
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>>12411257
Dense paladin can only be saved one way: double-penetration tentacle rape with ink-enema.

>> No.12411269
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12411269

Loli is shit

Shiiiiiiiiit

>> No.12411274
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12411274

http://exhentai.org/g/731921/71ebd17c2d/

This is cute as hell, maybe one of you can translate it?

>> No.12411277

>>12411264
>Nurse tells him its to treat the wounds he sustained on the battlefield
>He believes her.
>Doesn't even get slightly aroused
You can't undense this denseness. He is as dense as darkmatter is lewd.

>> No.12411283
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>>12411269
I'll rek u m8.

>> No.12411287

>>12411264
I want more ara ara kraken.

>> No.12411293

>>12411287
As do I, dear boy. As do I.

>> No.12411296

>>12409906
YES! I like it Anon!

>> No.12411297

http://strawpoll.me/2413803

Poll for which monstergirl will you want as your waifu cum (no pun intended) bodyguard.

Criteria for options are that
- said monstergirl isn't completely fixated on raping you in a cave for eternity
-possesses some conceivable natural or otherwise combat ability
- have the personality to fight for your protection

Poll is multivote and top 5 choices will be added to my drawfagging list (completion of works unpredictable due to schedule). In cases of multiple species listed, specify in a post of which one(s) do you prefer, or if you want to give an unlisted species (with conceivable reason e.g. strong magic, claws, poison).

>> No.12411308

>>12411297
This is a very dangerous list

>> No.12411309

>>12411297
>Not picking any MG who can have armies at her back and call.
Legions are so much better than any one girl.

>> No.12411318

>>12411297
I'm a bit torn between dragon and wight. Wight is undead and has all the advantages of it (the ability to do things impossible for the living makes her difficult to kill/deal with) plus she has incredible strength. Dragon is very hard to kill, plus she can fly, but her pride may get in the way of her job.

However, I'd personally pick ushi-oni if there was a way to curb that lust.

>> No.12411319
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>>12411297
I vote Pharaoh.

>> No.12411321

>>12411318
>curb that lust
TWO eye-patches?

>> No.12411323
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12411323

>>12411319
>>12411297
My reason being that Pharaoh has the ability to make anyone do her bidding with a command, so she can force more people to protect you with an order.
Also, her snake could do recon.

>> No.12411325

>>12411274
>prostate massage
NOPE

>> No.12411326

>>12411309
But if it's one character vs an army of faceless mooks, the lone fighter always wins.

>> No.12411329 [SPOILER] 
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>>12411297
BOO!

>> No.12411332

>>12411321
heh.

I dunno, maybe there's a special sealing bandana or necklace or armband she could wear.

>> No.12411335

>>12411274
>cumming like that from anal fingering
seems legit

>> No.12411336
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12411336

>>12411329
Dude, what the fuck, I almost stabbed you.

>> No.12411337

>>12411309
That follows a separate poll.

By consideration, the only monsters capable of amassing whole armies are high ranking Succubi, Lilims, Queen Slimes, Wights and Pharoahs.

Some other bestial species are likely to follow a tribe mentality where the strongest is the leader who gets their choice of men and leads the tribe.

Besides, sometimes it's better to just have your waifu at your side than a slow, disorderly army of literal rapists

>> No.12411338

>>12411297
>http://strawpoll.me/2413803
It was hard to pick between Minotaur, Jinko and Dragon. But I followed my heart, and my dick,and ended up with Jinko

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I am thinking of writing a paladin fic where the pally just goes around destroying monster girls because he is a pally and that is what he does. No smut, just character dev and violence. maybe in the end he can't kill one and falls in love, but that seems super cliche.

thoughts?

>> No.12411348

>>12411347
Thoughts? OC is always good, regardless of what it is.

>> No.12411350

>>12411283
Tamamo is like the only loli i actually like
and that's only because of fluffy

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>>12411336
Please refrain from stabbing me next time.

>> No.12411354

>>12411347
Well, there was a /tg/ writefaggotry about this paladin who slaughtered some lamias in a purge and spared one child in regret, later raising her as his daughter. It later evolved into a quest starring the lamia daughteru all grown up

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>>12411297
dragon family a best

>> No.12411358
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>>12411356
Damn right son.

>> No.12411359

>>12411347
Sounds edgy and unpleasant. At least make the paladin a villain protagonist who eventually suffers a breakdown from leading a life of violence.

>> No.12411360

>>12411337
>None of which would rape you
>All of which would back off and give you and your wight waifu plenty of space.
I dunno, sounds like fun to me. I guess the lone rode with just you and her is appealing though. Reminds me, what's up with wight claws? are they combat effective?

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>tfw nobody thinks Pharaoh bodyguard isn't the best idea ever

>> No.12411363

>>12411347
as long as there is a point to it besides 'paladin killing monster girls'

>> No.12411366
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12411366

Your daughteru's electra complex has gotten to the point where she's killed your waifu in order to monopolize you.

How do you handle the situation?

>> No.12411367

>>12411319
>>12411323
What does that snake familiar of hers do anyway?

>> No.12411368

>>12411347
There is story already about paladin killing salamander, lamia and loli imouto kitsune (i think he even ate her meat after that)

>> No.12411371

>>12411367
Snake things. Slithering, Praising the Sun (the Pharaoh is the Living Embodiment of the Sun), hides in boxes... stuff like that.

>> No.12411374

>>12411359
>suffers a breakdown from leading a life of violence.
A real paladin would find strength in the knowledge that he's fighting the good fight and believing what is right.
He'd do his part for humanity until old age forces him to retire and train young paladins.

>> No.12411377

>>12411371
but like
what is the purpose of it

>> No.12411379

>>12411366
>a girl who cares about me enough to commit matricide
I hug her and tell her it's all going to be OK. She's best girl and we can be together now.

>> No.12411381

>>12411367
I dunno,
>Bites potential attackers
>Slips through defenses unnoticed and sneak into places
>Can possibly communicate in some form with the Pharaoh
>Binds girls when the job needs doing. Like when Pharaoh is in a kinky mood

>> No.12411384

>>12411366
With my loins.

>> No.12411385

>>12411377
Pets are pets.
>>12411374
That would be an unbearably bleak story to read.

>> No.12411387

>>12411366
Just as planned
Waifu is old and busted, yandere daughterh is new hotness

>> No.12411388

>>12411367
Nestles between her boobs suggestively to distract people during state negotiations.

>> No.12411389

>>12411085
>>12411146
Sweatingman.jpg

>> No.12411390

>>12411381
>Like when Pharaoh is in a kinky mood
Would she make it bind you while she straddles you and rides your dick?

>> No.12411392

>>12411390
She would also make it bind her when she lets you "do whatever you like"

>> No.12411394

>>12411325

do want

>> No.12411397

>>12411394
that shit feels weird

>> No.12411400

>>12411397

thatiskindofthepoint.png

>> No.12411403

>>12411359
he is anti-hero because he truly believes what he is doing is right, but he just gets this massive boner from violence which, as you said, eats away at his consciousness and causes him to get all fucked up

>>12411363
the point (i think, everything is still super fluid right now) is to show that there really isn't good or evil, just people doing what they think is right. also I can't write smut to save my life, so I kinda am trying to avoid that.

>>12411368
that is fucked up.

>>12411354
link?

>> No.12411406

>>12411400
not the good kind of weird

>> No.12411408

>>12411389
I need to find a hookup in Japan to score me the Assterio card.

>> No.12411409

>>12411368
Now that's edgy.

>> No.12411412

>>12411403
>anti hero
Believing something horrible is right doesn't make you an anti hero, it makes you batshit insane.

>> No.12411415

>>12410910
how long wuold be kejourou armpit hair ?

>> No.12411417

>>12411406
You're speaking from experience that you've gotten no pleasure from a proper, professional prostate massage?

>> No.12411419

>>12411128
Sounding more like Iran, no gays allowed but you can get a sex change.

>> No.12411422

>>12411412
This. And saying there is no good and evil negates the basic universal cultural taboos and the majority of shared laws in modern societies. Now where people draw the line will certainly vary, but saying it doesn't exist at all is fucking ridiculous.

>> No.12411423

>monster girl that has her hair as the main focal point
>"holy shit why is there so much focus on her hair"

>> No.12411428

>>12411423
>monster girl that has her snake lower half as the main focal point
>"holy shit why is there so much focus on her snake half"

>> No.12411430

>>12411415
>long silky pubic hair caresses your dick as it guides you into her wet lips

>> No.12411431

>>12411366
I Commit sudoku to get back at her. Added bonus of not having to deal with the loss of your waifu.
A less realistic solution would be raise my dead waifu as a zombie and decide with her how to punish her daughter.

>> No.12411434

>>12411431
>Matricide? Grounded for two weeks with NO VIBRATORS!
Ouch.

>> No.12411435
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12411435

So are Centaurs hard to romance, and fuck with because of their pride & shit?

>> No.12411437

>>12411423

The problem is there's no real personality. I can make a profile about a rock and talk about how it's rocky and smooth and just focus on it being a rock.

But people don't want to just hear that one obvious thing. They want to know about how it will always be there for you and how it's so heavy nobody can ever take it away and that it will remember you when all the works of man have crumbled to dust.

You gotta feed the heartboner.

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>>12411423
>>12411430
>pubic hair
>long pubic hair

>> No.12411440

>>12411403
What do you mean fucked up? Dont you want to do the ssme?

>> No.12411443

>>12411435
No, because they have to act so proper and conservative they all seethe with lust.

>> No.12411444

>>12411437
I never thought of rock-chan that way
I'll cherish her always

>> No.12411447

>>12411435

They're just waiting for a worthy man.

>all the manlett jockeys are drowning in horse pussey

>> No.12411450

>>12411417
yes

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>>12411434
>tfw your undead waifu and daughteru have this weird game they play where they try and kill each other for a whole month
>whoever has the most points by the end of the month gets the second free ticket to a cruise with Daddy
>you eventually stop their shenanigans and give both of them the tickets, buying a third one for yourself

>> No.12411453

>>12411444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIvA2wSPZc

>> No.12411454

>>12411428
But most lamia porn doesn't focus much on the snake half at all outside of the obligatory her coiling around the guy.

>> No.12411455

>>12411452
Hardmode: every time they die, they lose their memories.

>> No.12411458

>>12411455
Like, all of their memories, or just the memories of that day?

>> No.12411463

>>12411458
All memories. That's how it worked in Planescape.

>> No.12411464

>>12411435
Who'd even wanna fuck a centaur
>horse pussy

>> No.12411471

>>12411463
Well, that takes the fun out of killing each other over a fucking cruise ticket?

>> No.12411473

>>12411464
I hate that I've learned so much about horse pussy from Vengeance.

>> No.12411474
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>>12411464

People like you are the reason she's gonna snap someday.

>> No.12411475 [SPOILER] 
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>>12411437
>>12411444
>get home after a long day of work
>inside your house a delicious smell fills the air
>wonder what your waifu is cooking

>> No.12411477

>>12411471
No it doesn't. It adds an element of mystery to it.
>who is this bitch, and why is she trying to kill me? Should I trust this guy?

>> No.12411480

>>12411464
>Not wanting to fuck all the monster girls including Centaurs.
Pleb. Paladins kill him.

>> No.12411487
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12411487

Your fluffy, carnivorous daughteru refuses to eat her vegetables, even though her pediatrician says she must to be healthy

How do you get her to eat her broccoli?

>> No.12411491

>>12411487
>broccoli
I'm not a monster, I'm not going to do that. I just give her some veggie pizzas, those are delicious.

>> No.12411494

>>12411474
I'd rather just put her down than have a horse cunt anywhere near my dick

>> No.12411504

>>12411487
Tell her if she doesn't eat her veggies she has to go back in the box. remind her that being out of the box is a privilege, not a right.

>> No.12411507

>>12411474
And nothing of value is lost.

>> No.12411506

>>12411487
>>12411491
>Being this much of a shit parent
Maybe you guys need to learn how to properly sautee your vegetables.

>> No.12411509
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12411509

Are there any heroes left in monstergirls?

>> No.12411519

>>12411487
By cooking it in the blood of her natural prey.

Real talk, though. I'm pretty certain that organ meat can deliver the needed vitamins that you'd lose by dropping vegetables. Like that one dude who can eat nothing but raw meat because of a condition he has. If I remember rightly, he could any only meat from certain animals to minimise the risk of food poisoning from things like raw beef, though.

>> No.12411520

>>12411477
But listen. Losing your memories?
Over a cruise ticket with your husbando/fatheru?

>> No.12411522

>>12411506
>eating something good is bad parenting
I don't get you.
>>12411509
Chuuni Wyverns mostly.

>> No.12411526

>>12411487

Make tasty vegetables instead of that steamed junk that everyone hates. Who popularized that bland garbage in the first place?

>> No.12411527

>>12411520
It's called Hardmode for a reason. If you're not hard enough, don't play it. Pussy.

>> No.12411537

>>12409386
Because we have a lot of insecure faggots who don't like the idea of having to wrestle for control, so they prefer to play it as an abusive relationship.
Another thing they do is turn a mostly dominating monstergirl like manticore, for example, and turn her into a complete sub-moe-blushing-animu girl

>> No.12411538

>>12411522
It's not bad parenting to want your daughteru to eat healthy.

It is bad parenting to make your daughteru eat poorly prepared vegetables that you made, and then chastise her when she doesn't eat your poorly prepared vegetables.

Git gud.

>> No.12411540

>>12411487
is there a such thing as an animated jpg?, cause either thats happening or maybey im loosing it.

>> No.12411544

>>12411527
Well, maybe I'll just play it on Casual Mode. Cunt.

>> No.12411545

>>12411538
At no point was I making "poorly prepared" vegetables, you just pulled that out of your ass.
>>12411540
You're loosing it.

>> No.12411548

>>12411540
Bad news anon

>> No.12411554

>>12411545
Are you, or are you not sauteeing them? Yes or no?

>> No.12411555

>>12411537
Only less has turned a manticore into a submissive waif.

>>12411526
Probably Bird's Eye back in the 50s. It's also the easiest way to prepare them.


>>12411538
I hate vegetables unless they're in a soup, like minestrone or something. What are some decent ways of preparing them? I need to know in case I ever actually have a carboniferous daughteru.

>> No.12411559

>>12411544
Yeah, you do that. Vagina.

>> No.12411562

>>12411540
Take your pills, son.

>> No.12411563

>>12411545
with all due respect thats a load of frittata.

>> No.12411564

>>12411559
Fuck you, you...you...Succubutt lover.

>> No.12411566

>>12411537
Did your wife promise to not beat you up tonight if you white knihgt her on the internet?
Because she was probably lying.

>> No.12411567

>>12411564
>Succubutt lover
Now, now anon, while I AM an Alp man, that's just not an insult.

>> No.12411568

>>12411563
I'll frittata you.

>> No.12411570

>>12411566
;_;

>> No.12411571

>299 images

Which one of us shall end this thrill?

>> No.12411574
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>>12411362
What, like anon/MC bodyguard for a Pharaoh?
Also double negative but I'll allow it.

>>12411403
>>12411409
>That Paladin story
It was a CYOA with "What do?" options left open, which meant "kill everything" responses, yes.

>> No.12411575

>>12411540
Which bit looks like it's moving?

Not that I can trust a madman to speak the truth.

>> No.12411576

>>12411555

>Carboniferous daughteru.
Your dimetrodon daughteru can get along just fine with meat.

But stir fry, casseroles, baking, it's all good. I'm just having some zucchini I microwaved into squash soup right now. The sauces and seasoning are what make them good.

>> No.12411578

>>12411571
Looks like we went off on a good note.>>12411574
In the Court of the Delicious Brown Queen?

>> No.12411579

>>12411575
the trembling eyes and tears

>> No.12411584

>>12411567
NTR enthusiast.

>> No.12411586

>>12411579
I'm using every technique I know to facilitate false moving optical illusions, but I can't even trick myself into thinking that there's movement there.

I think you need to lie down.

>> No.12411587

>>12411564
>Succubutt lover.
That was uncalled for. No one deserves to be called that.

>> No.12411588

>>12411578

>Last picture posted in every thread is your new home and/or life in the MG universe

How do you fare?

>> No.12411589

>>12411574
>What, like anon/MC bodyguard for a Pharaoh?
Yes. Do it.

>> No.12411591

>>12411584
That's just plain mean. Why are you so mean? Just because you and your family can't handle Hardmode? It's not my fault. You need stronger bonds.

>> No.12411595

>>12411586
>I think you need to lie down.
He is becoming closer to the world of 2D. Follow your dreams, anon!

>> No.12411596

>>12411574
>What, like anon/MC bodyguard for a Pharaoh?
I mean, no. The Pharaoh bodyguards for MC.
For>>12411323 reasons.

>> No.12411598

>>12411440
I don't think any sane pally will eat the flesh of a monster girl knowingly.

>>12411412
anti-hero in the reader's eyes. To him he is a straight up paragon for humanity. also based on the that central religion of the MGE universe killing them is a good thing. You may think it is evil, but to them it is good. This is one of the roots of "no such thing as good or evil". Armin from AoT sums this up pretty well.

>> No.12411607

Matango are the niggers of Monster Girls

prove me wrong

>> No.12411609

>>12411598
>anti-hero in the readers eyes
No. That is not how it works. No matter how much the character believes they're doing good, slaughtering Monster Girls for religious reasons is a horrible act, and the character is a villain. Being the protagonist does not make him a hero. Believing he's a hero doesn't make him a hero. He's just a batshit insane bad guy. I don't know who Armin is or what AoT is.

>> No.12411611

>>12411607
They're not Dark Elves.

>> No.12411617

>>12411607
They're white. Checkmate, atheist.

>> No.12411623

>>12411609
If he believes he's a hero then that make him a hero to his own eyes.

>> No.12411624

>>12411607
Who's the 2pac of monstergrills?

>> No.12411628

>>12411085
I need this full pic. For reasons.

>> No.12411629

>>12411623
But not in ours, though.

>> No.12411630

>>12411623
So the MC is now the reader of the story? That's confusing.

>> No.12411631

>>12411609
What if he's slaughtering them to protect his home and family instead?

>> No.12411634

>>12411611
>>12411617
Being the niggers of something doesn't necessarily mean skin color

>> No.12411640

>>12411631
"Protect" or protect? Is it necessary to slaughter them wantonly?

>> No.12411644

>>12411629
That wasn't his point though. That's why he said that we'd see him as a villain.
>>12411630
Wut?

Look the guy does shit that he believes ins honourable. Every one else thinks its batshit insane and evil. I'm not the guy that started but but I'm like 90% shure that is what he was trying to get across. what's so hard about this. It's like a bunch of delusional pharoah fags thinking removing grapesnake is bad.

>> No.12411648

>>12411631
Then that's a noble and just cause. Protecting your family from people who want to hurt them can be considered a good thing. That makes him a hero.

Killing potential innocents with extreme prejudice in the name of Ilias is neither noble nor just. That's just cray.

>> No.12411649

>>12411640
When demons assault his village, trying to mutate everyone into dick-craving monsters, he really won't have time for diplomacy.

>> No.12411650

>>12411403
Pretty sure most antiheroes acknowledge what they do is wrong from a good-evil standpoint but it's right because it brings greater long term benefits; an ends justifies means mentality.

Morality is subjective like that, one good deed in one's eyes can be a sin in another's

>> No.12411652

>>12411596
Ooh, that way around, right. Well it'd work with context, yeah.

>>12411609
Reminds me of last time the whole "What is a hero?" thing came up, and how the term anti-hero has come to exist for sole purpose of handling expectations through tropes.

>>12411607
>>12411611
Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.12411658

>>12411649
>hey, let's have sex!
>no, you die now!
Oh, that's real heroic.
>>12411644
>Wut?
The guy is saying that the MC is an anti-hero, not in his own view, but to the readers. I'm saying that, as a reader, I think he's a villain.

>> No.12411663

>>12411658
>The guy is saying that the MC is an anti-hero, not in his own view, but to the readers. I'm saying that, as a reader, I think he's a villain.
Ah, so you object completely to any form of hero label. Well, yeah. I guess you're right.

>> No.12411690

>>12411652
In context with >>12411297, what do you think?

>> No.12411691

>>12411609
You are forcing your views of good and evil onto other people. morals are relative, not universal.

armin said, "I don’t like the terms ‘good person’ or ‘bad person’because it’s impossible to be entirely good to everyone or entirely bad to everyone. To some, you are a good person, while to others, you are a bad person."

>> No.12411692

Some time ago there was a link to a person on DA who did plushes on commission. Would anyone happen to remember it?

Fluffy plush would be adorable.

>> No.12411698

>>12411644
I started this and you are correct in assuming that is what I am trying to get across. thank you.

>> No.12411699

>>12411691
>you are forcing your views
Uhh, the other guy was the one who said
>in the readers eyes
And I, the reader, am disagreeing with that statement. I'm not the one telling other people what they think. How is it that you've turned this thing around?

>> No.12411705

>>12411691

Morals are relative within a spectrum. Otherwise this wouldn't be the case. >>12411422

>> No.12411706

>>12411650
this. You understand, thank you. Name three monster girls and they will be the first three encounters. pls no OP ones.

>> No.12411710

>>12411706
>Pharaoh
>Kejourou
>Shirohebi

>> No.12411713

>>12411706
>Centaur
>Elf
>Dhampire

Use them Anon

>> No.12411714

>>12411347
Do it, but make it so he only smites the evil ones. Those who use aphrodisiacs to mindbreak men for kicks, who treat their captives as cumpumps and abuse them. Those that feed on souls, if you decide to include such.

>> No.12411721

>>12411690
I'm a stickler for monster girls in their natural habitats or at least positions relative to their power and stature, so given the power Pharaoh holds, her infatuation with you would pretty much elevate you to a King, if not publically. Has potential, like a secretive love affair in private and a favoured advisor she enjoys the company of in public, refusing to let any lesser beings take you away.

The dynamics of power and presence shits between public and private could be quite interesting.

>> No.12411723

>>12411162
Just imagine boucing a 3 foot tall baby on your knee

>> No.12411725

>>12411692
Can you be more specific? Everyone and their mums are making plushies on commission through DA now, it seems.

>> No.12411732

>>12411710
fuk u m8. fine Pharaoh will be last because kicking the shit out of a god is totes something an army of elite pally's could MAYBE do. Who am i kidding? dude gun get fuk'd gud.

I guess I'll start writing now.

>> No.12411735

>>12411732
I can just imagine it. The armies clash, Pharaoh has Sandworms carrying her troops... epic.
>You can't kill me! I am a god!

>> No.12411736

>>12411723
>3'
They aren't giants. Just 7 - 8'.

>> No.12411742

>>12411714
i was planning on doing this actually since I would feel bad if he would have to fight things like kikimora which are probably better people than humans.

>> No.12411747

>>12411379
>>12411387
Mis compatriotas de la raza negra

>> No.12411748

http://strawpoll.me/2413803/r drawfag here

After 75 polls, the top 5 options be:
1. Dragon family
2. Ogre/Red Oni/Blue Oni
3. Jinko
4. Minotaurus
5. Lich/Wight

http://strawpoll.me/2414783
This is a subpoll to narrow the 12 options down to the top 6. To balance the dragons' popularity, the top 3 dragons out of the 5 will be selected

>> No.12411751

>>12411714
in respect to this, can someone give me a large list of MGs that fall under this description?

>>12411735
I love writing battle scenes, i wish my drawings weren't ZUN bad so that I could add pictures to the story.

>> No.12411755

>>12411725
Oh, I see.

I've been browsing through DA for a little while now, trying to find the one from before. Decent rates and really, really good work.

Would you happen to be able to recommend anyone?

>> No.12411757

>>12411751
>I love writing battlescenes
Tell you what, since I'm an impatient little prick, you start the story during that epic battle, have the MC suffer a near-lethal blow and have the story leading up to that point be told as a flashback "his life flashing before his eyes" kind of thing?
...or not. Your story.

>> No.12411760

With sex being such a big par tof the Monster Girl world , you'd think there would be be a marsupial Monster Girl
>multiple vaginas

>> No.12411766

>>12411487
We have steak dinner while marathonin horror movies while laughing at vegetable plebs.

>> No.12411767

>>12411757
I was planning something similar actually since I like action. It won't be as you said, but it will be close. also blood. lots and lots of blood. hammers best weapon for inducing fear.

>> No.12411768

>>12411755
I can only recall the name of one, and as far as I know, she only makes plushies of MLP.
Technically very proficient at her craft, but I don't think WhiteDoveCreations is who you want to turn to for monstergirl stuff.

>> No.12411771

>>12411721
Maybe a Prince disguised as a regular citizen, and his love for a Pharaoh girl?

>> No.12411777

>>12411767
>lots and lots of blood
Will this be done seriously (Edgy McEdgentstein) or in a silly, black humor kind of way (Kill Bill, Hellsing)?

>> No.12411778

>>12411757
Or have the pharaoh defeat him, with him barely escaping.
Then he goes through a training montage under the guidance of a mysterious stranger who prepares him for his rematch.
In the end he is kills the pharaoh and walks into the sunset as his grapesnake mentor watches from afar.

>> No.12411784

>>12411778
>Grapesnake mentor
This could work too, but it would kinda defeat the purpose of the edgy monsterslayer. Unless the Grapesnake used it's Grapevenom to make him her little bitch and he'd hate himself and his life as long as he lived but was powerless to resist her. Yes, this is delicious.

>> No.12411791

>>12411768
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm discovering on DA. Seems everyone that does commissions only does pokemon or MLP stuff.

Did find one person that did some really amazing stuff, but it looks like they haven't updated in over a year and their prices were steep. Like $250-300.

>> No.12411792

>>12411658

MGs don't really ask, though. They just rape. I'd say the Paladin is justified if he's saving his young son or something from some manticore.

>> No.12411799

>>12411792
>MGs don't really ask, though
A Holstaurus walks up to a fine young shota and goes
>E-excuse me, but would you mind terribly if I milked you? Y-you can have mine in return...
>DIE MONSTER!
I refuse your world where Manticores are common. High tier Monsters should be rare breeds, otherwise the koyaanisqatsi would finish everything off. Balanced ecosystems man.

>> No.12411803

>>12411777
it will most definitely be leaning towards dark humor, however the situations will only be funny to the reader as the MC will be taking everything spr srsly.

so in short character is super edge, but the story is black keks. also I have to read through ALL the encyclopedia again :(

>> No.12411807

>>12411799

You twist my words. I didn't say to kill the nice ones, those just get declined politely.

I mean if a family member were about to be raped by a Mamono that doesn't give a shit about consent.

>> No.12411812

>>12411487
make sure she gets her daily dose of V8

>> No.12411814

>>12411807
>you twist my words
No I don't, I just point out that the likelihood of something like a Manticore or an Ushi-Oni or a Dragon appearing is really low. Most encounters would be with Monsters that are mostly harmless, if treated properly. No need for slaughterings.

>> No.12411815

>>12411784
>Unless the Grapesnake used it's Grapevenom to make him her little bitch

Or it could just be that the Pharaoh so deeply offended him through something that she did like killing his family, maybe? that he had no choice but to work with Apophis in his quest to defeat her.
Enemy Mine, and all.

>> No.12411819

>>12411791
Do you remember when the link was posted? You could always look on the archive for it.
Or search through all the monstergirl threads from around the time you think the link was posted, and exclude the threads without DA links in them.

>> No.12411820

>>12411815
>no choice
No, I mean AFTER the Pharaoh is dead, she makes him her little cum dispenser.

>> No.12411824

>>12411814

I agree with you, but in the rare event that a tough monster shows up, you have to be ready to remove it.

fuck everything though, I'll be hiding in my forgotten library not giving a shit

>> No.12411826

>>12411820
Unless during their journey, they find love in a hopeless place.

>> No.12411827

>>12411799
For every nice holstaurus there's 10
>hora hora why don't I mindbreak you and lock you into my basement for the rest of your life~
kind of monsters.
And would they really send out paladin killteams to deal with low level stuff?
Strong fighters are probably rare and it takes many to fight high level monsters so they wouldnt really have time to go chasing cows.

>> No.12411832

>>12411824
>forgotten library
Anon, we've had this conversation before. You're fucked if you go there. You want to avoid rape? Get a job as a tanner. Anything with a sense of smell will avoid you like the plague.
>>12411827
>would they send
The paladin wasn't being sent anywhere, he was at home.
>for every holstaurus there's 10
No, see, that's what I was saying. Look at the world: how many gnus are there to every lion? Think about it.
>>12411826
So what's the whole point of having an edgy monster slayer if he just falls in love with a monster?

>> No.12411835

>wanting edgy monster killers unironically
What the fuck is happening

>> No.12411839

>>12411819
Sadly the link was in IRC, not in the threads.

After scrounging through DA and the endless streams of pony/furry shit, I need a break.

>> No.12411842

would you read a story about a mentally disturbed dark elf serial rapist with a father complex?

>> No.12411843

>>12411751
Former soul eaters:
Mimic
Imp
Lesser Succubus
Succubus
Pot Devil
Zombie
Pixie

Mindbreakers:
Girtablilu
Bubble Slime
Matango
Chesire
Mad Hatter
Jorougumo

Cum Pump owners:
Vampire
Amazon
Ogre
Minotaurus
Ant Arachne
Hornet
Formerly Black Harpy


Might have missed one or two.

>> No.12411846

>>12411842
>serial rapist with a father complex
How does that work?

>> No.12411848

>>12411846
She rapes older man and calls them Daddy.

>> No.12411850

>>12411827

Holstaurus don't make a lick of sense in MGE anyway. They're domesticated minotaurs. That sort of thing takes a good thousand years for those kind of behavioral modifications. New demon lord hasn't been around that long.

>So what's the whole point of having an edgy monster slayer if he just falls in love with a monster?

What's the point of everyone always voting happy ends and harem stuff in Vengeance? That's just how anon's are.

I did laugh at Danon getting stranded in the latest update though.

>> No.12411855

>>12411832
>The paladin wasn't being sent anywhere, he was at home.
If a monster goes to a paladin's home and tries to rape his family then that monster was too stupid to live anyway.

>> No.12411859

>>12411262
>I have no mouth and I must suck coks

>> No.12411862

>>12411843
mindbreaker & com pump owner: dark elf

>> No.12411865

>>12411846
>>12411848
>You want to stop? I'll stop for a little while if you tell me I'm a good girl, Daddy.
All the while with that unnervingly innocent glimmer in her eyes as she rides him.

>> No.12411867

>>12411839
I googled "monstergirl plushies" and
http://violetlunchell.deviantart.com/
was the first link to come up. She's done a Sylph, Minotaur, Gnome and Alma plushie already, from what I can see.

>> No.12411873

>>12411842
>>12411846
>>12411848
>>12411865
Something like this.

http://pururin.com/gallery/10057/antlion.html

>> No.12411874

Sup fags.
http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/

Translation is out.

>> No.12411875

>>12411867
>no holstaurus plushie
>weresheep plush with removable wool

>> No.12411881

>>12411843
Minos just want love. And they like sleeping.

How is that be abusive?

>> No.12411882

>>12411848
>>12411865
Something like this, although the guy's gonna be shorter and a bit wimpier than her so there's a contrast

I'm modelling her after a sex offender with parental issues

>> No.12411885

>>12407415
>(This is part one of two most likely)
Aw man I was hoping for a few more chapters to this honestly but I guess if that is what you want to do then there's nothing I can do to stop you.

>> No.12411888

>>12411874
Splendid.

>> No.12411889

>>12411867
Yeah, I saw that. First problem she's in Argentina, so shipping/customs are going to be a hassle. Second problem is it looks like she uses the same exact pattern for every single body. I'd like something a little better, ya know?

>> No.12411893

Paladin, a hero to everyone
Fights his battles to the end, never giving up
Seeking justice, never far away
Always there to help the weak, fending off the bad
Loved by all, you'll never let us down
We'll never lose the faith, for Paladin
Seeking truth defeating lies
Armor shines like sunny skies
Finding ways to protect us all
He's our man standing strong and tall
Paladin, a hero to everyone
Fights his battles to the end, never giving up
Loved by all, you'll never let us down
We will never lose the faith, for Paladin!

>> No.12411895

>>12411874
Well, now I can confirm my suspicions.

The guy is a faggot.

>> No.12411898

>>12411867
>That Raiden plush
I want it

>> No.12411899

>>12411881
>doesn’t think things through
>extremely violent
>driven solely by emotion
>They enjoy furious sex, and will put a man through the ordeal until he collapses and passes out.

I bet you think Ushi Oni are all softies who believe in romance. Get your head out of the waifubox.

>> No.12411902

>>12411893
>Paladins fucking average women like dogs in heart in order to produce more human man to train them like savage warriors in order to destroy the monster girls.
I ask who are the real monsters? Is it the Monster Girls, or Man? It's both.

>> No.12411905

>>12411881
If it wasn't for DE/MM this would be one encounter high up on the mortality rate.

>> No.12411910

>>12411902

When monsters take all the cooperation fags, the only sons born are the sons of Paladins. You have brought this ruin upon your own house.

>> No.12411913

>>12411902
When it comes to survival, no action is too horrible or unthinkable.

>> No.12411914

>>12411875
I like the way you think.

>> No.12411940

>>12411874
>Shitty moth gets translated first
>Still no Oni scans
Goddamnit Japan get it together

>> No.12411942

>>12411910
>>12411913
>Implying humanity & most powerful monster girl houses can't form a contract to create a giant barrier around humanity using magic to separate MG & them forever, and any human who want MG simply has to leave the barrier into MG territory.

>Implying humanity can't form a nation separate from MG's with MG's agreeing to stay out of that territory or be fair game to kill. And any human who wants a MG simply has to leave, and never return.

Fucking savage undiplomatic plebs no wonder humanity is going extinct. MG don't even have to do anything.

>> No.12411948

>>12411940
There were oni doujins at c86?

>> No.12411959

>>12411942

>Implying literacy levels bordering on .5% and a fanatical diest rule are conducive to anything but sheeple and a few smart men.

>Implying anything stops the spread of the zerg creeplike matt of mamano mana and its corruption

It's like you haven't read the elemental entries.

>> No.12411960

>>12411942
fuck you, if some ugly MG milf tries to fuck me I will straight up rape her asshole.

wait.

>> No.12411963

>>12411942
Are the barriers made out of Monster Girls?

>> No.12411969

>>12411942
>the occasional volunteer goes through the barrier
>is fought over like a rare commodity
>horny MGs get fed up, say fuck it and break down the barrier to do some good old rape
And even if this didn't happen, Deruella would probably start nuking towns with demonic energy because the thought of people doing other things than having sex is like a personal insult.

>> No.12411973

>>12411843
Mindbreaker:
Formerly Alraune
Baphomet- forced permanent taste overwrite
Gazer* can you like other monsters or are beholden to her/monoeyes?


Monsters who imprison:
Gargoyle
Lava Golem
Dragon?
Red Oni
Kraken
Werewolf
Yuki Onna

>> No.12411977

>>12411948
There's only one I actually wanted and all we have is a preview

There's some Kancolle thing from fatalpulse with what are visually similar to oni and some shit with a loli oni and a ripoff of the Dragon Crow sorceress

>> No.12411983

So last night that Monster Girl card game did a stream where they made more monster girl concepts, here it is for anyone interested

http://imgur.com/knbYDEG,zfsoEXm,QpSSnwl,gqN0OW1#0

They also revealed what all but one of the fan created cards will be. They are

>Anubis
>Dragon
>Hornet
>Leviathan
>Mecha-Neko
>Nachash
>Orchid Mantis
>Phoenix

So did the people who dropped $500 to make those cards have good tastes?

>> No.12411984

>>12411977
That was the best fatalpulse I've read fapwise. It didn't have any of the bizarre stuff that's fun to take out after the fact like Alf and the only bad end was one page tacked on the end as an afterthought which was easy to ignore.

>> No.12411985

>>12411977
>Kancolle thing similar to oni
That reminds me, I never checked if there were any decent seaport hime doujins at C86

>> No.12411996

>>12411942
Yeah, cause that goes so well with the demon lord's plans. Cause monstergirls would not get fed up with this arrangement and turn on the demon lord, who, as powerful as she is, is not omnipotent, the only reason she has not confronted human armies directly being that anyone who makes it to the royal demon realm goes incubus and say "fuck it." Because you can be reasonable and diplomatic towards things that run on instinct.

You're a bloody idiot.

>> No.12412002

>>12411969
>>12411963
>>12411960
>>12411959
>>12411996

Well humanity should just kill it's self, or by some miracle create a human only realm. Because your either going to have MG's for wives, or constant warfare which both are bullshit.

>> No.12412019

>>12412002
>Well humanity should just kill it's self
Good old knocking over the game board maneuver.

>> No.12412037

>>12408699
Looks like a monstergril designed by Salvador Dali

>> No.12412040

>>12412002
Filthy quitter.

>> No.12412042

>>12411973
>Monsters who imprison
Nothing wrong with this.

>> No.12412045

>>12412002

> This is what happens when HFY-fags lose

>> No.12412050

>>12412002
As long as "monsters are a superior existence" is in place, humanity is screwed.;

>> No.12412053

>>12412002
Are there human mages? Can they band together to make a pocket dimension or use barriers to hide their cities or something?

>> No.12412054

>>12411895
Yep pretty much

>> No.12412056

>>12412019
>>12412040
>>12412045
>>12412050
>>12412053

Some other choices are:
1)Humanity can find a way to make MG human. (Though...it would be impossible.)
2)Find a way to kill all life by creating an eldritch abomination that is not man, or monster girl.
3)Humanity finds another way to reproduce without sexual intercourse, and remove their sexual organs.
4)???

>> No.12412058

>>12412042
So you want to stuck in some dank cave away from the sun and see no other person that your "wife?" Or be fused to her for the rest of your life? If that is the case go nuts, but you can at least see why such a fate is not appealing for most.

>>12412045
Not that guy but, fuck off.

>> No.12412066

>>12412053

Creating pocket dimensions is something even lilims struggle with. You're never going to have enough human mages ever.

>>12412058

Someone's jimmies are rustled.

>> No.12412069

>>12412056
They should create someone like the Witchers.
Witchers are even sterile so no monster babies in case of capture.

>> No.12412072

>>12409454
>http://strawpoll.me/2410849
Thanks again for voting, everyone. Even you guy who picked the joke choice.
Now, I'll get back to writing the final segment of the story.

>> No.12412085

>>12412056
1) Unlikely, the demon lord herself needed godlike power to achieve that. Maybe if EVERY mage in the world cooperated, but what are the chances of that when people can't leave their towns safely?

2) DL was able to turn chaos gods into monstergirls, do you want a giant rape golem added to the mix?

3) Explain further.

The only way I see humans winning above the CG, DL nad MGs would be to come up with an anti magic formula that would rob mg of their superhuman abilities.

>> No.12412086

>>12412058
>Not wanting to be with the only person who will love you at all times

>> No.12412091

>>12412086
Stop being so desperate.

>> No.12412094

>>12412091

Stop being a grimderp shill

>> No.12412097

>>12412091
Normalfag pls.
Gotta take what you can get.

>> No.12412101

>>12412085
3) Humans find a way to reproduce A-sexually, or something.

Humanity is so fucked in a no-win situation.

>> No.12412102

>>12412091
>He doesn't love his waifu enough to be her's and her's alone

>> No.12412109

>>12412102
If you truly loved your waifu, you would make her yours instead.
http://i.imgur.com/N1XHDpu.jpg

>> No.12412116

>>12412102
Being loyal to one's partner is one thing, becoming something like a male angler fish is a no go, and if you disapprove of this well allow me to say that I don't care for your opinion.


>>12412094
>>12412097
Buzzword kiddies and tryhards fuck off.

>> No.12412118

So if MG were real would you stop being a pussy
and actually approach and talk to them?

>> No.12412120

>>12412118
Damn right.
I'd date an Oomukade.
I'd gently hold her chin in my hand and kiss her tenderly.
Then I'd fuck her right in the pussy.

>> No.12412121

>>12412116
>Be in MG thread
>Hate MGs
I don't understand you

I love MGs so much, I would just be thrilled if one loved me back. She'd only have eyes for me, and make sure I could only pay attention to her. She'd make sure to satisfy my every need and desire, so it only makes sense I'd want to do the same for her. True love, anon.

>> No.12412127

>>12412058
>Or be fused to her for the rest of your life
Not such a bad idea, and what liliraune should've had to begin with. None of this halfhearted "they look like lesbians but it is a trick" nonsense, if you get caught by liliraune roots, you should turn into some sort of plant-alp, start sharing thoughts with the other body and eventually turn into a full-blown lesbian while your penis retreats to the roots and supplies you with spiritual energy or whatever they call it nowadays. There are better monsters for threesomes, no need to ruin a perfectly good assimilation/transformation fetish by introducing a third wheel.

The only other assimilation-themed monster girl is the dryad and frankly that "and his legs will take root, and his fingers will shoot, and they will pump cum-nectar like a dick tree" thing is unsettling. I don't want to grow penises on my arms and become a quasiliving semen buffet to an entire monster forest.

>> No.12412131

>>12412116
>becoming something like a male angler fish is a no go
If your beloved Monster Girl wants you to be her's alone and stay home as much as possible, why not make her happy? Whats possibly wrong bout being obedient and loyal to your waifu?

>> No.12412138

>>12412120
>Oomukade
>Pussy

Do they even have one?

>> No.12412156

>>12411983
>Mecha-Neko
But why, who wants to fuck a robot cat girl?

>> No.12412160

>>12412138
Probably under that seal below the navel.

>> No.12412165

>>12412160
>Probably

You totally convince me there anon

>> No.12412166

>>12412138
Yes.

>> No.12412182

>>12411347
i like this idea

>> No.12412189

>>12411347
Why not make a bounty hunter-esque story about a human who captures monster criminals or something?
That'd be fun to see.

>> No.12412196

>>12411487
if shes carnivorous wouldn't it be bad for her to eat veggies?
I would give her good steak dinners

>> No.12412198 [DELETED] 

>>12412116

> I'm being called out for being a shitlord, better accuse them of using buzzwords and being tryhards!

Go back to /a/ or IRC where you belong.

>> No.12412199

>>12412121
I don't hate monstergirls, I just like to discuss their different aspects beyond "wiz wan wud joo fug" or looking at them with rose colored glasses. But any "dissenting" opinion gets responses like yours. Trust me, I love monstergirls, I have to, because that can be the only reason I put up with fuckwads like you.

>>12412131
You keep ignoring my original point, the monstergirls I mentioned, you are LITERALLY stuck with. You want to be some conjoined husband/wife thing, fine, I'm saying it's not for me, how is this hard to grasp? I'm willing to bet you're in the minority seeing how scenerios like this are very close to what happens to you with matango, and we all know how liked she is here.

>> No.12412201

>>12412196
It's more like she just really prefers meat since she's based on say, a tiger, but she's still human enough that her little body requires vegetables and fiber and all that stuff in order to be big and strong.

>> No.12412207

Stop biting the bait. It's pretty clear he's delusional.

>> No.12412209 [DELETED] 

>>12412198
>shitlord

Fuck off back to tumblr, and if you're gonna try to troll, put some effort into it please, shit's embarrassing.

>> No.12412232

>>12412109
i don't really like insect monster girls, but i would never treat one like that.

>> No.12412236

Would you be the mate to a werewolf girl?

Even if she gave extreme hickeys and clawed at your back during lovemaking?

>> No.12412239

>>12412236
How hard would she claw at my back?

>> No.12412241

>>12412236
>Even if she gave extreme hickeys and clawed at your back during lovemaking?
I would ESPECIALLY if she do that.

>> No.12412242 [DELETED] 

>>12412199
>But any "dissenting" opinion gets responses like yours
>I'm willing to bet you're in the minority

Sure is tumblr-levels of oppression in here.

At least posting standards was slightly amusing.

>> No.12412244

>>12412118
if monster girls suddenly became real i would ask one out in a heart beat

OR

go full pally because i have weird fetishes for getting my shit kicked in by a MG.

>> No.12412248

>>12412236
I'd a dire wolf, who's objectively superior

>> No.12412251

>>12412241
>do
does*

>> No.12412254

>>12412236
As long as I got my bluff in quick and asserted dominance.

She'd have a collar quick.

>> No.12412256

>>12412236
Hell yeah I'd date her

>> No.12412257

>>12412138
Why wouldn't they?

>> No.12412258

>>12412189
because I am not entirely sure I could write a decent MC if he was a bounty hunter instead of pally. However capturing criminal MGs will definitely be something he does, assuming they are high value targets assigned by the church. also MGE says that MGs generally don't commit crimes.

>> No.12412262

>>12412258
>MGE says that MGs generally don't commit crimes.
Humans "generally" don't commit crimes either.
I want my bounty hunter action! Please.

>> No.12412265

>>12412236
Would she love me?

>> No.12412270

>>12412262
fine fine but the nigga is still a pally. what are some MG related crimes besides rape and kidnapping?

>> No.12412271

>>12412257
Because they are shit

>> No.12412274

>>12412270
Shota slavery/trafficking.

>> No.12412284

> Kejourous blend in with prostitutes

Confirmed slut

>> No.12412285

>>12412270
identity theft by doppelgangers
murder by apophis

>> No.12412289

>>12412236
Who wouldn't?

I also assume she'd want to do it doggy-style more than anything. Thrusting harshly into her steaming wolf cunt, bending over and nibbling at her neck and ears. But she wouldn't be satisfied when I'm spent, no. She'd force me down, lick and suck all over to get me hard again. Roll my balls in her mouth and giggle while giving me a paw job. That sort of thing. Once hardened it'd time for furious wolf mating as she rides me from the top, leaning over and wrapping her paws around me while her hips rock and churn and hammer down.

Then when she's happy there would be fluffy wolf cuddles. Maybe she'd smile and lick my nose and wrap her big bushy tail around me.

>> No.12412290 [DELETED] 

>>12412242
Oh? You need examples? Gladly:
Post anything with a human beating/dominating an MG
>HFY GTFO! TRYHARD! GARY STU!
Post anything with abuse or containing death
>GRIMDERP! KC SAYS BAD STUFF DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE!
Post anything relating to the less savory aspects of MG
>MGU GTFO!

Did I miss anything?

>> No.12412295 [DELETED] 

>>12412290
>>>/Tumblr/

We don't care about you being triggered.

>> No.12412301

>>12412274
I forgot that was a thing, thank you.

>>12412285
That is clever. why would apophis murder?

>>12412289
stop. you are triggering my boner. I've already fapped three times today.

>> No.12412306

>>12412239
Enough for blood, but she's not going to have you die or fall unconscious on her.

>>12412254
Make sure to nuzzle the neck and get in your own bites on her. Let her know that you can play just as rough as her.

>>12412265
Of course. She'd love everything about you, even if it might seem like tough love.

>>12412289
Everyone listen to this person now.

>> No.12412309

>>12412289
>Then when she's happy there would be fluffy wolf cuddles. Maybe she'd smile and lick my nose and wrap her big bushy tail around me
And this is how I die from a heart attack.

>> No.12412317 [DELETED] 

>>12412295
>can't refute
>better insult him

Go be underage somewhere else. Nice to know you speak for the whole board, I feel so small in your presence now.
>kangarooshowsoffhisballdexterity.gif

>> No.12412318

>>12412301
>Only 3
Pleb. I once jerked off 12 times in one day just to see if I could.

>> No.12412319

>>12412270
Venom drug trafficking and smuggling.

>> No.12412320

>>12412289
>paw job
boner lost
wolf girls should have normal hands/feet

>> No.12412322

>>12412318
Shut up Brock.

>> No.12412323

>>12412289
What a load of bollocks

>> No.12412324

>Wake up and see Bromont went with his CYOA
>[Deleted]
>Crippling fucking sadness
>Psycke! fixing spelling errors
FUCK

>> No.12412326

>>12412306
Lots of blood? Or just a little blood?

>> No.12412336

>>12412320
Anon, please.

Paws are great things. The pads are very supple and soft. The fine, downy hairs are fluffy and silky. They'd squish and ply and mold around your shaft, all with a touch of mofu mofu.

>>12412306
Playful nips and love bites on both sides.

Though I prefer slightly kinkier girls, but vanilla (if rough) love is fine too.

>> No.12412338

>>12412336
>>12412289
This Anon knows what's up

>> No.12412348

>>12412336
Soft, smooth palms would still feel better, and the smaller, more dexterous human hands could stimulate you with more precision.

>> No.12412357

>>12412336
But which monster girl has the most beautiful and most pleasurable paws?

>> No.12412362

>>12412348
They're also shittier at cuddles and holding you.

I hold paws superior because even if human hands would technically feel better, the wolfu is still going to try her hardest to make me happy, and they'd be warmer and fluffier when she hugs me. That's what really matters.

And, of course, I'd want to reciprocate her feelings and do my best to make her feel just as good.

>>12412357
The one you love most.

>> No.12412370

>>12412357
Paws don't really differ that much besides size and softness, they'd pretty much feel the same

>> No.12412374

>>12412362
But would pawjobs really even feel remotely good at all? I can't see it.

>> No.12412379

>>12412374
She's a monster girl. A being created for sex. She knows how to make magic happen. Her human intelligence make her know how to pleasure you

>> No.12412380

>12Beast picked up
>Group doing it drops it
>English release won't be out until April
Someone might pick it up right?

Right?

Right?

>> No.12412384

>>12412379
>A being created for sex.
Just because she's better at using her human parts than a human doesn't mean she's good at making you feel good with the monster ones.

>> No.12412385

>>12410759

>Perfect

Yeah, okay.

>Not hanging out with Alp-Chan after she rapes you
>She looking down at her breasts
>"They keep getting bigger..."
>Ask her if she's ever worn a bra
>She tells you no, of course not
>Have to teach an Alp how to put on lingerie, much to his/her embarassment
>Succubus sales clerk continues going "Ufufufufu arararara"

>> No.12412387

>>12412380
Don't worry. I'll get the raws and google translate it myself

>> No.12412391

>>12412384
That's exactly how it goes though. A being created for sex born with inhumane parts obviously would know how to siphon the most pleasure out of using them

>> No.12412393

>You stand in front of a travel weary Kikimora wearing tattered maid outfit, and expression of dread on her face in the rain.
>She ask you "Are you my master?"

What do you say, and do?

>> No.12412394

http://strawpoll.me/2416407

>> No.12412395

>>12412374

Use your imagination, anon. Have you ever felt the paws of an animal that never really went outside or something? Like a house cat. They're very soft and squishy.

Ratchet that up several times in scale and you'd have something fun. Plus they'd have an extra knuckle and thumb, so they could grasp and manipulate you just like a human hand.

>>12412384
Wolf cunt is capable of milking you without moving or thrusting. She could make you cum over and over just by mounting you while you're on your back, pinning you down. She'd just rest there, your cock buried to the hilt in her hot, wet hole, and it'd be the best pleasure you've ever experienced. She'd just leer down at you with a knowing smile, relishing every spurt you fire off into her womb.

>> No.12412401

>>12412393
can you throw knives and stop time?

>> No.12412403

>>12412394
As much as I love wight, holst, and lizardgirl, kikimora fits here perfectly, and there just isn't enough content with her.

>> No.12412404

>>12412395
>Plus they'd have an extra knuckle and thumb, so they could grasp and manipulate you just like a human hand.
But unless she just used her thumb and index finger her paws would be too big for that

>> No.12412408

>>12412395
pls stop. I've fapped too many times in the past 30 minutes to these wolf girl descriptions.

>> No.12412409

>>12412387
Don't tease me.

>> No.12412414

http://strawpoll.me/2413803/r

Results for bodyguard waifu subpoll:
1. and 2. Jinko and Minotaurus
3. and 4. Jabberwock and Dragon
5. Wight
6. Red Oni

Not sure how 2 sets of ties were acquired, but thanks for voting, the 34 of you

>> No.12412415

>>12412395
>Have you ever felt the paws of an animal that never really went outside or something? Like a house cat. They're very soft and squishy.
Maybe, but the fur in between the pads would chafe.

>> No.12412416

>>12412409
And if it comes out as gibberish I'll just do rewrites

>> No.12412420

>>12412394
Clumsy Wurm, clumsy Wurm!

>> No.12412429

>>12412416
Welp, new chapter in a few weeks.

>> No.12412433

>>12412401
I see what you did there.

>> No.12412436

>>12412326
Enough for her to lap it up with her tongue, and enough that it might stain the sheets, but not so much that you won't be fine in the morning (even if you are left sore).

>> No.12412441

>>12412429
As long as they hurry up and get to lizardgirl I don't mind

>> No.12412442

>>12412436
So she wouldn't paint my back red?

>> No.12412448

>>12412404

She'd make it work - for you. Don't forget that, anon.

>>12412408

Have I mentioned her long, broad tongue? Great for deep kisses, maybe even down your throat. Also capable of wrapping around your cock several times as her lips encircle and draw you into her mouth. In and in until your balls are resting on her chin, her tongue going wild on every inch. Then she'd start to rock her head and hum and suck, eager to taste every drop of salty seed.

All the while her paws are tumbling your sack, gently squeezing and tugging the orbs within.

Her only request is that you massage and stroke her fluffy ears enough to give her an eargasm that'd result in her puffy vulva squirting out sloppy, stringy fluids on the floor in concert with every pulse of semen she swallows greedily and noisily.

>> No.12412449

>>12412442
Only if you wanted her to. She might be a wolf, but she can still show a little restraint.

Most of the time.

>> No.12412450

>>12412441
Likely next spring seeing as it's a bimonthly release.

>> No.12412452

>>12412420
T-There's no more slots left, anon...

>> No.12412457

>>12412433
>"n-no"...
well shit, sucks to be you.
>bitch starts crying and i feel bad because deep down i have a big heart.
fine fine, come with me. I'll dry you off and give you a warm place to sleep.
>proceed to fuck for hours every day.

>>12412448
are you a devil?

>> No.12412460

>>12412448
My dick can only get so erect before it starts ripping through clothing. Please, grant mercy

>> No.12412464

>>12412448
Who are you? How do you know my loins better than I do?

>> No.12412466

>>12412448
What if I wanted a prostate massage?

>> No.12412468

>>12412457
Such a good Anon.

>> No.12412469

>>12412464

The fact that there's squirting involved means it's either Bollocks or Bob.

Both top-tier faggots.

>> No.12412470

>>12412448
http://i.imgur.com/YIEgvIi.gif

>> No.12412472

>>12412448
found the real life monster girl

>> No.12412477

>>12412466
All you have to do is ask - and if you're any sort of decent person, you'd 'clean' beforehand.

The real question is, how do you want that massage? A furry digit, her tongue, or a toy?

>> No.12412480

>>12412457
>>12412460

You guys know that you could just use your brain to figure out there's no way her tongue could be that long. Half that long maybe. And it couldn't be too differently shaped or she wouldn't be able to enunciate and speak properly. You ever see the slurred mumbles of people who just do something as small as splitting their tongue?

>> No.12412483

>>12412480
bitch, you ever heard of magic?

>> No.12412484

>>12412477
>and if you're any sort of decent person, you'd 'clean' beforehand
Well, of course, but
>A furry digit
I don't see that working at all. The fur would just soak up all the lube, her fingers would be too thick, and I'm not even going to mention the claws...
>her tongue
Could it even reach that far?
>a toy
That would feel kind of impersonal...

>> No.12412487

>>12412472
there are absolutely no monster girls in this thread. 100% human boys. you're being ridiculous.

>> No.12412492

I want to become an Alp

>> No.12412496

>>12412394

>Oni waitress
>Calmly asks customer if they'd like to order a drink while they wait for their food
>Slams her own large bottle of her favorite broom on the table regardless of the customer's preference
>Her mood switches from calm and composed to cocky and confident almost immediately, claiming that hers is better than any other drink

>> No.12412498

>>12412492

>>>/lgbt/

>> No.12412499

>>12412492
That's pretty damn lewd. You have to think about cock of your man all day if you want that to happen

>> No.12412500

>>12412487
This is suspicious.

>> No.12412501

>>12412487
>implying human girls don't like monster girls or want to be monster girls.

>>12412492
does that make you a faggot? Serious question.

>> No.12412502

>>12412394
>A Pharaoh
>A pharaoh who slowly learns to humble herself by working as a waitress in some beat up bar in bumfuck nowhere
>Alternatively, one who longs to know the life of the middle-class worker by working as a waitress in some beat up bar in bumfuck nowhere
Guys. Please!

>> No.12412504

>>12412501
oh absolutely, I am incredibly gay
not denying that at all

>> No.12412509

>>12412500
as a poster who is completely different from that one, I say it isn't suspicious at all and this talk about real monster girls should stop right away. you're totally safe because they aren't real.

>> No.12412510

>>12412500
if i were a paranoid person I would immediately assume everyone but me was a monster girl on here trollin for men to kidnap. However I am not.

or am i?

>> No.12412513

>>12412509
pls stop, you are triggering my paranoia.

>> No.12412515

>>12412499
So wait, what happens if you have alien hand syndrome and your hand wants to be a monster girl while you are straight?

Do you only get a female hand while the rest of your body is male? Does your hand rebel and tear itself off your body to grow a complete succubus body? Do you become Josephine Joseph?

>> No.12412519

Would you help milk you're Holstaurus childru if it turned out to be a boy?

>> No.12412521

>>12412519
nah
wouldn't want my son to grow up to be a faggot

>> No.12412523

>>12412519
dats gey

>>12412515
wouldn't it just jack you off constantly? if so it is no different than a normal hand

>> No.12412524

>>12412519
There aren't any male Holstauri in the MGE.

>> No.12412525

>>12412484

The claws are the best thing to poke at your prostate with. Wolf nails aren't all that pointy.

And despite what >>12412480 says, her tongue is more than capable of slithering in the few inches it'd take.

>> No.12412527

>>12412519
But anon, in my headcanon all the males are humans.

And I'm not going to milk my human son.

>> No.12412528

>>12412515

Just watch Evil Dead 2 you moron.

>> No.12412532

>>12412525
but then what about the fur?

>> No.12412533

>>12412513
anon, even if monstergirls were real, which they aren't, do you really think they could find out exactly where you live just by monitoring your posts on an anonymous image board? I mean, they would have to have infiltrated the site administration, saved the traffic logs, then used that to extrapolate approximate location, and finally have friends with the ISPs to track down exactly where you're sending traffic from. entirely unfeasible. nothing to worry about.

>> No.12412534

>>12412504
But once you become an alp you will be straight

>> No.12412536

>>12412472

>A werewolf has discovered how to post on another reality's 4chan and is taunting all the cute human boys with lewd posts

Dear Lord, we've got to stop this before they find a way to physically get to us. We'd be raped to extinction in a few years.

>> No.12412538

>>12412533
>he doesn't browse anonymously

>> No.12412541

>>12412525

He said wrap around twice. That's at least a six to eight inch tongue not counting what's still inside the mouth. You're loony if you think that can fit. I said I'd buy half that.

>> No.12412547

Calm and collected yandere

>> No.12412550

>>12412547
>>12412547
Slaughtering possible rivals silently from a distance? Spooky.

>> No.12412556

>>12412541
Anon, please.

http://i.imgur.com/T5K101Y.png

>> No.12412557

>>12412547
You like Mizore don't you?

>> No.12412558

>>12412448
>>12412404

Imagine it. She's pinned you down on the bed, straddling your waist, grinding herself against you like her life depends on it. The room's completely dark save for the moonlight pouring in from the window, and you're at her mercy, unable to make out anything beyond silver silhouettes and the feral glint of her eyes and fangs.
You don't even get to speak before she's spun around and kneeling over your face, trapping your head between her thick, strong thighs and fuzzy legs. You can feel the fur tickle the insides of your ears.
She sits on your face, and you soak your tongue in her pussy, flicking and drawing and making her tense and tighten around it. Her fluffy paws are at your dick and she's panting a mile a minute. Then you feel the pawpads of her thumb and forefinger at your glans. As you circle that little bud with your tongue, she rolls those two pads around every conceivable point of the head of your dick, slowly, squeezing and slipping to the very tip as she spirals around you and brings your cock to twitching in no time at all.
Her tail is around your head, flicking everywhere that isn't smothered by round, pliable ass, kept from crushing your face only by your two hands. You just as you can't help but knead circles into those smooth curves, she can't help but howl as you assault her clit with stroke after stroke of your tongue. You taste her, and feel her other paw stroke your shaft, and her pads at your glans, and come harder than ever before.

>> No.12412561

>>12412513

Don't worry anon, Monster Girls don't exist, and even if they did come for you they would just want to love you. But you'd be free to try and run if you wanted to, because its adorable when they try.

>> No.12412564

>>12412558
I think I'd much prefer a blowjob.

>> No.12412568

>>12412558
My dick would be way too small for TWO huge fluffy paws at the same time

>> No.12412578

>>12412469

What the fuck do I have to do with squirting, or wolves.

Leave me out of this, sir.

>> No.12412584

Bald Kejourou

The ultimate weapon!

>> No.12412585

>>12412564
I'd humour you, but I'm tired enough as it is. Maybe I'll write about werewolf blowjobs tomorrow.

>>12412568
You've got one paw at the shaft, and just the forefinger and thumb rubbing the tip from above. You're not getting two full paws for the entire length of your shaft.

>> No.12412586

>>12412561
its because of people like you that I am a conflicted paladin. to be completely honest if MG became real I would run because that shit ain't kawaii in 3D.

>>12412558
every time i read these i fap. I am actually getting tired.

>> No.12412589

>>12412585
I'm saying that just one paw would cover my whole dick and then some.

>> No.12412590

>>12412558
I've fapped too much today. But one more go won't hurt, right?
Right?

>> No.12412591

>>12412519
You sick fuck.

>> No.12412592

If you could cum inside only one monster girl for an entire year, which one would it be?

>> No.12412596

>>12412394
>Kikimora winning the waitressbowl
I mean, I know that's her defining quality and all, but...
That's my point, it's bland as hell.

>> No.12412597

>>12412592
>implying one isn't enough.
mantis maybe, idk, i would need to test a few out ifyouknowwhatimean

>> No.12412599

>>12412592
Draco

>> No.12412601

>>12412091
Why are you even here?

>> No.12412603

>>12412596
>Implying it's not tied

>> No.12412604

>>12412586

aww, don't be like that. I bet if monster girls were somehow real then you would enjoy being made to cum again and again and again and again. I bet you'd make cute faces.

>> No.12412605

>>12412590
Just make sure you're thinking of that werewolf when you are. Her paws on your cock, your hands sinking into her plush butt... Her howls and spasms as she climaxes, and all because of you, your tongue blasting her senses with pleasure. And don't forget, most of all, the care and dedication she takes to make sure that you come as hard as you possibly can.

>> No.12412607

>>12412592
12 beast style Minotaurus
>/fit/
>Tall
>Busty
>Could probably subsist on her breast milk.
>That ass
>Easygoing and kind
>Musclecuddles
Also, do you mean once a year, or one continuous session for a full year? Because I'd be down for either.

>> No.12412608

>>12412558
I feel like I'm being usurped.

But damn if I don't love me wolf girls.

>> No.12412611

>>12412603
>tied
The only thing that would be better than one winner in this situation would be having both of them be assistants.
Opposites attract and all.

>> No.12412613

>>12412592
Echidna. Harem route unlocked [x]

>> No.12412615

>>12412550
She's so good at what she does, the man/boy she loves feels comfort, not apprehension in her presence.

>> No.12412617

>>12412596
I just voted Pharaoh into first place.
I was gonna vote Kikimora, but then I thought of a Pharaoh having to take a commoner's job to make ends meet and rich girls being humbled is one of my myriad fetishes.

>> No.12412621

>>12412608
Hey, I don't want to steal the writing spotlight from anybody. If you hadn't written what you did, then I probably wouldn't have written anything.
I'm pooped, anyway. Take back the mantle, and spread the good wolfgirl word, if you want..

>> No.12412622

>>12412469

Feels kind of fun, being lumped in the same special circle of Hell as Boob.

>> No.12412628

>>12412604
>hora hora
i would also let them play with my penis and laugh as I hit them across the face with it.

by penis I mean blessed anti-monster warhammer

>> No.12412629

>>12412611
( ☻ ω ☻ )

>> No.12412631

>>12412601
For fun.

>> No.12412634

>>12412629
Oh boy.

>> No.12412638

>>12412589
Or, exactly how big are these paws supposed to be?

>> No.12412644

>>12412638
Depends on the wolf.

>> No.12412645

>>12412592
Your waifu.

>> No.12412646

http://i.imgur.com/xcG4xYf.png

Don't wander through strange forests alone.

>> No.12412648

Sandworm bros ww@

>> No.12412649

>>12412557
Explain further.

>> No.12412651

How'd Sandworm get 6 votes in a minute?

>> No.12412652

>>12412644
An average one.

>> No.12412654

>>12412651
Damn Sandworms discovered the internet

>> No.12412655

why are MGs attracted to shotas like pedos are attracted to lolis?

>> No.12412658

>>12412394
>In first place right now is...
>A fucking Sandworm
http://i.imgur.com/dfBK5mJ.png

>> No.12412659

>>12412646
Love that artist. Too bad it's too messy to translate his stuff.

>> No.12412660

>>12412649
Oh boy

Rosario+ Vampire

>> No.12412661

>>12412646
Little Red Rocket gained his manhood.

>> No.12412662

>>12412655
They're not, it thread canon bullshit.

>> No.12412664

>>12412638
>>12412652

In my mind when writing it, I had them imagined as smaller than an anubis' paws. Like, around 9cm (give or take half a cm) in width from one end of the paw to another. Take the distance from the the outside of your forefinger at the base, to the outside of your pinkie finger at the base. That's how I made the scale.

>> No.12412665

>27 votes for sandworm

Okay, somebody is clearly rigging the vote.

>> No.12412667

>>12412592
It's a choice between: Kikimora, Dragon, Centaur, Ryu, Dhampire, Jabberwock, Vampire, Tengu, Liliraune, Anubis, Wight, Elf, Dor Mouse, and Holstaurus.

Don't make me choose all of them are good waifu's with good bodies.

>> No.12412668

>>12412655
It just works, also:

Lolicon=/=3D pedophle

>> No.12412669

>>12412665
It's at 30 now. Something ain't right

>> No.12412670

>>12412662
Monster girls are typically attracted to purity, and shotas have that factor about them.

It's very possible.

>> No.12412675

>>12412664
So Polt size then?

>> No.12412676

>>12412670
can they also see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>> No.12412679

>>12412664
That honestly sounds like it might look a little odd if you're going for MGE-esque super fluffy plushy paws

>> No.12412681

>>12412675
Yeah, I guess around that size. Didn't the info sheet say something like 10 to 12cm, or something like that?

>> No.12412687

>>12412629
What's that look for, Bromont?

>> No.12412689

>>12412670

Imagine a fucking Jabberwock playing with a shota using a wooden knight toy.

Now imagine him coming back years later and finding her waiting for him, holding out a sword shaped chocolate with "I love you" on it.

>> No.12412690

>>12412679
How so? Too small?

>> No.12412693

>>12412689
Time to slay the dragon.

I'm sorry for the bad pun.

>> No.12412694

>>12412670
>Monster girls are typically attracted to purity

Barring Unicorn [citation fucking needed]

Mamono Mana or not, if you can't produce semen you're no use to a monstergirl.

>> No.12412695

>>12412690
Maybe.
To be honest I'm having a lot of trouble really picturing it in my head properly. But it seems too small.

>> No.12412698

>>12412687
Means I'm considering just simply choosing the top three choices and making them bar maids/assistants.

>> No.12412699

>>12412689
that would be adorable.

>however the shota grew up to be a monster hating man and comes prepared to fight to the death against his former mate. The following battle tears the Jabberwock's heart apart.

>> No.12412701

>>12412695
Don't listen to this nigga, the smaller and more feminine the better

>> No.12412704

>>12412698
if you can pull off a sandworm, I will applaud you heartily.

>> No.12412705

>>12412694
Shotas produce sperm when they hit 10-11.

They'll capture him and groom him into a boytoy in the mean time.

>> No.12412706

>>12412698
For the love of everything holy, do it.

>> No.12412707

>>12412694

It's been stated that a Unicorn HAS to be with a virgin, else they go Bicorn. Even if the guy lost it to a human woman.

>> No.12412710

>>12412698
Oh man, maybe they set of a sharing cycle to fuck him during breaks or lunch

That'd be lewd as hell

>> No.12412709

>>12412699

Too bad if I ever attempt writefaggotry of Jabberwock she'll be speaking in rhymes.

>Your attempts to flee of are no avail
>Surely my monstrous form leaves you quite pale

>Fear not, for in a grave you will not rot
>I do not intend to harm or maim, although Jabberwock be my name

>> No.12412715

>>12412701
Larger paws seem more conductive to cuddling. If we take MGE canon out of the picture, my own ideal for the paws of a werewolf are something between the MGE werewolf and anubis. Smaller than the anubis paws by a tad, still fluffy, but still able to look pretty scary if she has her claws out. Just small enough that they are able to grip and manipulate things with some extent of ease, too. So also kind of like the anubis in the regard, I guess.

>> No.12412722

>>12412709
i think that would be awesome and make the battle far more "weighty" kinda like the daimon battle in dragon's dogma.

>> No.12412723

>>12412715
MGE werewolf's appearance has been changed ages ago, they now have paws that are basically identical to the Anubis's
She's just never received an official profile art update, but in any recent werewolf art by kenkou cross they had Anubis-like paws

>> No.12412727

>>12412394
>Holstaurus just stole Pharaoh's place as a bar maid

WHAT TRICKERY!?

>> No.12412734

>>12412727
>Holstaurus just stole Pharaoh's place as a bar maid through rigging the competition
Fixed that for you, commoner.

>> No.12412738

>>12412727
>>12412734
By gawd, Holstaurus is sill in the game ladies and gentlemen, pulling around the Kikimora and the Pharaoh like a track star! Not even those big milk bags can slow her down!
This may be a close game, ladies and gentlemen!

>> No.12412740

>>12412734
Either that or people really like milky tits.

>> No.12412742

>>12412722

Yeah okay, sir.

>Implying I could successfully pull off a fight with a Jabberwock without mentioning the blade vorpal at least once.

>Perchance you obsess over such fric-a-frac, could your blade vorpal truly go snicker-snack?

>Beware the Jabberwock, so make quick to run
>Lest I catch you and have my fun

>> No.12412743

>>12412738
>Sandworm's still ahead by 10

>> No.12412745

>>12412706
Very well.

The top three girls in this vote will win and be added to the monster girl bar: http://strawpoll.me/2416407

>> No.12412748

>>12412705
No monstergirl has been canonically shown to do this, at most they'll pick out their future mate as a child, like kappa and yuki onna. Like I said, thread canon.

>>12412707
What I meant was that OTHER than unicorn, any other mg being attracted to purity has not been explicitly stated.

>> No.12412749

>>12412715
What about having your dick stroked by big fluffy foot paws?

>> No.12412752

>>12412748

One of the Q&A's has stated MGs do groom future husbands.

>> No.12412754

>>12412742
do it pls. i will pay you in waifus

>> No.12412756

>>12412748
Monster girls grooming future husbands is canon, anon.

>> No.12412759

>>12412734
>bar maid holstaurus
>has milk on-tap at any time
YES
Someone please please draw a barmaid holstaurus

>> No.12412762

>>12412752
>>12412756
link?

>> No.12412763

>>12412745
>Holstaurus barmaid
Goddammit yes I need this

>> No.12412764

>>12412759
Minotaur as well.
Minotaur getting more tips than the holstaurus

>> No.12412767

>>12412698
I read assistant before reading barmaid and oh boy would it be convenient to have a scylla lab assistant. Pipette everything into everything, streak a dozen plates at once, centrifuge eppendorfs by holding them in tentacles and spinning real fast-like. Mouse revives during operation? No problem, got 5 free tentacles, can anesthetize it right back down. Anything involving rabbits becomes 20 times easier now that you can position the fuckers where you want them to be instead of having two people around just to hold them down. Also has amazing tentacle dexterity for the "how do you expect me to pull this off" kind of work like eye injections and anything involving nerves (even the sciatic is a complete bitch or so I'm told).

I want a scylla assistant right now.

>> No.12412768

>>12412745
Damn you Bromont, I had a monster bar story in my head for weeks now. You beat me to it. I guess I'll put it on hold for a while to avoid misunderstandings.

>> No.12412772

>>12412764
Wait, shouldn't holst be getting tipped more?
Figuratively and literally?

>> No.12412777

>>12412745
As Joseph Joestar once said...
OOHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.12412783

>>12412621
I was just funnin' ya. Write whatever you want, it makes me happy.

>> No.12412784

>>12412762
http://pastebin.com/avmrrq1t

>> No.12412796

>>12412777
I think you meant
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

>> No.12412797

so kind of new to actually reading these things,
what would you guys says is a place to start reading these fan made stories?

>> No.12412800

>>12412797
read the wiki so you know wtf is going on first is my suggestion.

>> No.12412802

>>12412797
Laska & me and Truckercore are both wonderful stories that are well writen and will satisfy you, so read them first. You will fall in love with Chesires, especially when you find out their special gimmick.

>> No.12412803

>>12412797

http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX

Try here

>> No.12412806

>>12412797
>>12412802
If you want to read the worst shit created by some autistic futa-fag then yeah read what this anon suggested. If you want to read something actually good look literally anywhere else, its all better than that.

>> No.12412807

>>12412802
this post made me so angry I had to respond.

>> No.12412808

>>12412802
Oh fuck no.

>> No.12412809

Is it wrong that I want to have a mute Kikimora serve me?

>> No.12412813

>>12412797
don't listen to >>12412802
shit is all NTR

>> No.12412814

>>12412806
;_;

>> No.12412817

>>12412809
Only if you did something to intentionally make her mute.

>> No.12412818

>>12412754

You're asking the king of procrastination to do something. Surely you realize the folly in this.

Get a faggot who isn't top-tier to do it.

>> No.12412820

>>12412800
>wtf

>> No.12412822

>>12412806
>>12412807
>>12412808

Hey, Laska is ok.
Turckercore is the problem.

>> No.12412824

>>12412818
FUCK FINE. I will do it myself in my pally story, some how.

>> No.12412828

>>12412807
>>12412808
>>12412813
Bob did nothing wrong.

>> No.12412830

>Orphan youth in the big city
>Raised in a thieving group who took you in when you were small when one of their thieves caught you picking his pocket.
>Get trained in the art and skills by experienced thieves, your good looks and charm giving letting you be a Face and your talented fingers and painstaking concentration allowing you to become one of the best lockpicks in the city by the age of 13.
>Make cash trailing after adventuring groups who need a good trapsmith and locksmith you hire on with.
>The current group you are with are pretty experienced. Some handsome Order paladins and a few young Order priests. They are nice enough, but the preaching is getting annoying. Still, they paid well.
>Examining a ruin nearby rumored to be full of undead and other horrors that are preying on nearby villages.
>Not the worst situation you've been in, but as long as you stay behind everyone... it should be okay.
>End up watching in horror as your group is dismantled one after another by powerful, dangerous undead. The young Priest who you made friends with being held against a voluptuous Vampire. Her mouth is on his neck, and her hand is rapidly stroking him as you stare from the shadows.
>His eyes meet yours as you see the Paladins fall to beautiful Wights that move faster then anything you've ever seen.
>'Run...,' he weakly calls to you.
>You do just that. Your skills are effective, and you can slip past the hunting Monsters using your wits and the shadows.
>Just as you are about to reach the exit tunnel, you find yourself found and chased by leering skeletons whose eyes pierce the gloom and can see you. You run for your virginity, only to find the floor falling away underneath you.
>The skeletons above pause at the edge of the pit, then awwww. Then walk away as you fall into darkness.
>You wake up in a room, aching and wondering how you survived. Strangely, the only object in it with you... is a large treasure chest.

>> No.12412831

>>12412822
>Laska
>Anything but a poorly written story created by a horrible faggot.

>> No.12412836

>>12412824

Good. Saves me the time and embarassment of ruining your waifu.

>> No.12412837

>>12412784
Okay, but it doesn't say they actively go for shotas as it's been proposed, or that most MG go after purity.

>> No.12412843

So other than LDR's stuff, what are the better writefag stories? I hear Captain America is pretty good.

>> No.12412846

>>12412797
monstergirlcollection dot blogspot dot co dot uk

Check here.

>>12412802
Only Clare is a futa. And most of the time you're tagteaming Savannah with her.

Laska has her normal lady parts.

>>12412831
Anon, please.

>> No.12412848

>>12412843
Bob's stuff is really good, ignore the trolls

If his stuff wasn't good, less wouldn't constantly make stuff based on it. Trust me, Bob's writing are amazing and the reason Chesires and Manticores are really popular.

>> No.12412849

>>12412846
fuck off bob

>> No.12412858

>>12412796
Is what I would say if SOMEBODY didn't cheat.
http://i.imgur.com/i1cGjYO.jpg

>> No.12412862

>>12412843

I'd say my stuff is good but that'd be a horrible, horrible lie.

It's stale enough that it sunders stone

>> No.12412865

>>12412843
In my opinion, which I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with, anonymoose's story is fantastic and RSanon's story is pretty great too, if you can get past the insufferable faggot MC. Those are the two longest stories.
>>12412848
Bob is the reason there were so many trolls back in /a/, he is almost the soul reason those threads were so shit and why we got kicked off /a/. Popularity does not mean something is good by a long shot and anybody who thinks so deserves to be burned. Also less is a fucking faggot just trying to be popular.

>> No.12412867

>>12412848
Bob is a decent writer, but he just loves to piss people off for the attention. .less is in love with him for some reason that nobody knows.

>> No.12412871

>>12412848
>Bob's stuff is really good
>If his stuff wasn't good, less wouldn't constantly make stuff based on it
Are you fucking kidding me.

>> No.12412872

>>12412865
Opinions indeed. But we can all agree the original asker was simply and successfully trying to bait us into arguing about authors again.

>> No.12412873

>>12412867
because they both are faggots and enjoy sucking each other's cocks while pretending the other is a futa monster girl.

>> No.12412876

>>12412872
I know, and it always works, but its not like we have anything else to do and so long as this stuff happens when were on like page 8 or 9 already I don't really mind too much.

>> No.12412881

>>12412876
We're here for at least another 12 hours or so. Plenty of time to shitpost as we please

>> No.12412882

My only problem with us being on /jp/ is the agonizingly slow death of the thread.

>> No.12412884

>>12412830
>Get to your feet, look around. Look at chest. Like hell you're going to fall for that.
>Begin searching the room, trying to find any way in or out beyond the fall from above.
>Quickly find nothing... if there is a secret, you simply can't find it.
>Turning around, thinking... the chest has moved to face you. Quickly drawing a dagger, you stare at the chest.
>You have a staring contest with the keyhole, and lose. Sighing softly.
>Walking forward, you suddenly leap atop the chest and sit on it's lid.
>'Hey. I know your in there!' Thumping on the side.
>Inside there is a sound, and the lid struggles to open. You hope Mimics are like those the gators in the river. Powerful biting power, but little strength to actually /open/.
>'To start off with... no one leaves a big treasure chest at the bottom of a pitfall.'
>Muffled complaints come from below you.
>'Second, you are totally overdesigned. That lock? No one makes locks like that anymore. Any thief worth his salt could pick something like that in under a minute!'
>More muffled complaints.
>'I mean... you could at least keep up to date,' you gently rub one of the hinges of the chest. It quivers slightly. 'You could also have a better setup, I guess. The Vampire let you set up down here because you made an effective trap? Experienced rogues aren't just going to fall for it though. Not all alone like this... I mean, if you want to catch greedy fools, put yourself with a bunch of other treasure and wait until they come for you...'
>By now the chest is opening and closing lightly under you. Really straining. You hold on, even as you look over and see the teeth on the edge of the mimic's lid.
>'I'm not going to just let you eat me, you know. I want to get out of here. You want to catch more donations. Come on... I'll let you open and we'll talk... ...I'm sure we can come to an arrangement..'
>The lid pauses, then lowers with a thump.
>'...One knock for yes, two knocks for no? ...I can sit here all day you know.'

>> No.12412889

>>12412865
>Bob is the reason there were so many trolls

Is this nigga serious?

>>12412867
When has he pissed people off that wasn't due to them simply hating futa?

>> No.12412893

>>12412889
futa shit should stay out of monster girls

>> No.12412895

>>12412884
WRITE FASTER THIS GOT INTERESTING.

>> No.12412897

>Anons being baited this easily

It's like I'm back on /a/!

>> No.12412903

>>12412893
Opinions. I have no love for futa, but this kind of discrimination is what spurns the hatred that got us moved here in the first place

>> No.12412904

>>12412889
>When has he pissed people off that wasn't due to them simply hating futa?

Shit, forced endings. Forced drama. Pushing chesicore to the point of nausea. Anubutt spamming.

>> No.12412906

>>12412903
>muh discrimination
>muh feelings
fuck you

>> No.12412909 [DELETED] 

>>12412897
Fuck you I'm not why baited easily you fucking asshole.

>> No.12412913

>>12412904
None of that is intentionally trying to piss people off.

Can a man not love the healthy, brown butt of an anubis and want to share it with the world?

>> No.12412914

>>12412884
Hello, NegaWalker.
How's that one /ss/ story coming along?

>> No.12412915

>>12412903
>discrimination
Fuck off.

>> No.12412920

>>12412903
So, if I went over to /lgbt/ and started going off about the marvelousness of being straight, and got bitched out, I should get pissy? But I won't do that, because I'm not retarded and I'm not an inflammatory shit stirrer like the futa pushers, who have their own board for that shit
and insist on stepping in where they're not wanted. Their actions re not defensible.

>> No.12412922

>>12412884
>...Knock knock.
>You sigh, but then after a moment... there is a single knock.
>'...Okay. I'm going to get off now. But I'm armed and dangerous! Don't expect me to go down without a fight!'
>Crouching on top of the chest, you rise, and then leap away as fast as you can. Landing in a roll and coming up with a dagger in hand.
>The Mimic stays closed for a moment. Then slowly opens to peek out. A pair of eyes look out from the fanged lid at you, and then the lid explodes back and a beautiful girl rises from the fleshy interior
>She is older then you in form. Full breasts and short hair that clings to her back in a fan. Her chest is covered in a halter top and her insides are... pink. Disturbingly fleshy pink. A long tongue slowly licks the along the fanged maw, and with an air of haughty arrogance the Mimic looks at you.
>Narrowing her dark eyes, she crosses her arms under her breasts and glares.
>'Well?'
>You blink. Right. You're supposed to be the confident adventuring rogue.
>'R-right. Sorry. Just never seen one of your kind before. I mean, I've heard stories but...'
>She smiles slowly, 'Oh ho? Little boys what he sees? ...You know, you could have it, if you just come over here...'
>Raising your knife you point it at her, 'No! None of that! Stop it! ...I may be a young, but I've lived on the streets all my life. I know monsters and I know what you want.'
>She leers, leaning forward slightly, that thick tongue sliding across her midriff, 'Hmph. And what do you think you can do to stop me from taking what I want?'
>Narrowing your eyes, you flip your knife around in your hand and position it to your neck. Just seeing you do that brings panic to her eyes, and she raises her hands and loses her haughty look.
>'I'd rather be dead then some uncaring monster's semen slave for the rest of my life. Or worse, your meal. Mimics /eat/ people.'

>> No.12412924

>>12412914
Good. And hello! Sorry for not updating. Reality has been a bitch. You know how it is. The mimic talk earlier inspired me.

>> No.12412926

>>12412920
Coexistence is a thing.

>> No.12412928

>>12412922
dis gunna b gud

>> No.12412931

>>12412922
I like this story.
>>12412914
>>12412924
Now I need to go read the rest of your stuff.

>> No.12412936

>>12412926
Yeah, that's why we have content oriented boards, so people can discuss what they want with like minded people, without stepping over everyone else's toes, but whatever, I'm done talking about this.

>> No.12412943

>>12412882
Even that wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fucking image limit.

>> No.12412946

>>12412913
It's a problem when it becomes obligatory posting, like anything of bob.

>> No.12412955

>>12412943
>>12412882
If everyone saged their posts when the thread was still bumpable this would be less of a problem

>> No.12412959

Sandworm
Kikimora
Holstaurus

Those are the winners.


http://strawpoll.me/2416951
http://strawpoll.me/2416971
http://strawpoll.me/2416969

http://strawpoll.me/2417121
http://strawpoll.me/2417209
http://strawpoll.me/2417265

For the fun of it. If you have anything you wanna add, speak up. Habits/personal items/lewd actions/hairstyles/size of bust and ass

Anything.

>> No.12412960

>>12412955
>4chan
>any sense of in-site coordination

>> No.12412964

>>12412959
Sandworm lewd and forward as fuck
Kiki shining aura of pure innosense
Holsty is ara ara milf

>> No.12412967

>>12412959
sandworm gets very flustered when people go along with her lewd forwardness

>> No.12412968

>>12412959
Helpful reminder that sandworms are shapeshifters and can turn into something similar to a lamia by shrinking down the worm part

>> No.12412970

>>12412959
What kind of uniforms will they have? Won't sandworm's uniform get soggy from being inside mouth?

>> No.12412972

>>12412959
Make the Holstaurus a Lewd Christmas Cake that wants the MCs kids. Or just a Christmas Cake.

>> No.12412973

is Kenkou Cross a gurl or a faggot since they write only with female characters.

>> No.12412974

>>12412973
>guaranteed replies

>> No.12412975

>>12412922
>Looking terrified, she quickly tries to reassure you, 'No no! We don't! I won't! Just don't hurt yourself... please?'
>The please is hard to hear. There is loneliness there. You remember what it felt like being alone. Before your current family took you in and got you off the streets. How long has the vampire kept her down here?
>'...I won't have to if you don't try anything. Look, I'm reasonable. I just hired on with those Order thugs to make some coin. I don't got anything against monsters. I'm just a street rat trying to get by.'
>She calms down a little, sitting back against her lid and studies you. '...For such a cute boy, you got some guts. I expect guys like you to be all submissive little pets... but you're something else, arn't you?'
>Smiling your best smile, you nod. Careful not to knick yourself with your knife as you do so. You only just started shaving with it, and it would be terrible to end here. Especially by accident.
>'Well, the way I see it... I'm trapped down here. There isn't a way out except for the trap door above. You're also trapped down here. How long has it been since someone stumbled down here?'
>The lovely Mimic girl pauses, then sighs, 'Too long... I've been abandoned.'
>'Vampire thought it was key to have a mimic in her lair or something?'
>'Yeah. She is all about style. Or was. Said she had to do everything "by the book", whatever that means. Vampires are crazy.'
>You share a laugh, but then you inhale, 'Are you strong enough to climb out?'
>She pauses, '...Maybe... Last time I tried the Vampire had me thrown back down before I got out.'
>'...She is busy with her new acquisitions. I just had some Skeletons chasing me out, nothing but zombies and other brainless things up there.'
>A new light of hope sparkles in her eyes, '...So whats your plan, cute little rogue?'

>> No.12412978

>>12412968
The laws of physics must want to hatefuck KC's mother's corpse.

>> No.12412982

>>12412972
>>12412959
Forgot to add, but obviouslly she has massive tits and uses them to her advantage.

>> No.12412981

>>12412973
i think there was suspicion in the past that torotoro was female.

>> No.12412983

>>12412975
>'Easy. You get me up, I lower a rope and help pull you up and we get out of here.'
>She narrows her eyes, '...Right. Like you wouldn't just leave me down here like the rest of them.' Her jaw hinge creaks ominously, and her tongue drools out the edge of her chest.
>'Hey!', you snap. 'I'm a thief, not some scummy Order paladin! If I swear by my family's code, I never break it! Ever heard of Honor among Thieves?'
>She looks surprised at your words, then smiles, 'Well. Swear then...'
>You pause, then say, '...Do you promise not to... yannow... until after we get out? This won't help either of us if I'm taken away by the vampire's minions and you're dropped back in here...'
>She considers you, eyes sliding over your lithe, young body. You know you are cute. Its gotten leers. But thankfully your guildmates have kept you safe. Still, you've heard of the things that happen to young men in certain parts of the city. Nothing you ever want to experience.
>'...I promise. As long as you get us out. ...Anything that happens after we're safe is something else we'll have to negociate. I'm /hungry/ you know!' She looks rather angry as she says this, putting her hands on her hips and thrusting out her chest.
>You swallow, knowing you're probably not going to get out of this. Sighing, 'Alright. Hope you don't mind virgin meat.' You say this with a sigh and a smirk.
>The look in her eyes as you say it makes you wish you didn't. 'You're a virgin too?! ...Oh I'm just--' She begins to slide toward you, propelled you don't know how.
>Backing up, you press the knife to your neck enough to make her stop, 'Hey! Hey! FOCUS! ...We're not going to be able to make any money, or get you any food, down here. ...When we get out, we'll talk.'
>The mimic, her stare rather intense, snaps out of her lust enough to to nod, 'A-alright... Swear!'
>You blink for a moment, and pull your knife away and nod, 'I swear on my family's honor. I'll help you escape in exchange for you helping me escape.'

>> No.12412991

>>12412983
What do these things look like again

>> No.12413006

>>12412959
>Sassy black woman winning on Holstaurus
Goddammit you guys don't fucking do this.

>> No.12413011

>>12412970
Not unless she's wear a BATHING SUIT

Dun dun duuuuun

>> No.12413016

>>12413011
>bathing suit as barmaid uniform
Anon pls, we're a professional establishment here

>> No.12413019

>>12413016
What else are you supposed to do when your staff is always that wet?

>> No.12413024

>>12413016

What if it's styled like a barmaid uniform?

>> No.12413027

>>12412983

why the hell would a paladin be more scummy then a thief?

>> No.12413029

>>12413024
>Frilly bathing suit.
Yes. Yes.

>> No.12413032

>>12412991
Varies. Mine is inspired by something like this:>>12407760

>> No.12413039

>>12413027
> heathens say the darndest things
Don't be too mad at him, anon. He simply lacks a proper education in philosophy and theology.

>> No.12413040

>>12412983

>Upon swearing, you put your blade away.
>The Mimic smiles, then suddenly she throws herself at you. Extending herself from her chest, her arms go around your neck and that thick tongue wraps around your hips. She tugs you to her chest... both of them. The feeling of her body is inescapably warm, and the touch of her tongue across your butt is both disturbing and arousing.
>'Oooh... I could just eat you up, pretty boy...,' she says, cupping your cheek and tilting your head up from her large breasts as you feel your legs bump into the front of her chest. Your cheeks burn and you realize that if she wanted to go back on her deal, she could. And there is nothing you can do to stop her.
>'R-remember the deal...,' you stammer out, blushing hard. She leans down, her haughty face taking on a more tender expression, as she brushes your cheek lovingly.
>'Did you think I'd forget? ...Don't worry, sweet boy. I'll treat you right. And don't worry, I won't hurt you... I won't even bite.' A beat. 'Hard.'
>She tugs you up and inside of her chest, the teeth scrape past your shins, but not too painfully. Your feet sink into the fleshy softness inside her body, and thick tendrils begin to wrap around your legs.
>'Mmmm... smart, cute, and a virgin. I got an amazing catch, didn't I?,' she murmurs above you. Stroking your hair as her tongue and the tendrils taste your body. The mass of sensations make you hard in very short order, but its more the embrace that does it then anything. Its been a long time since anyone held you like that. Particularly a beautiful woman. The desire was always there, but you've always hungered inside for someone to lovingly embrace you... not to sleep with you... but just for the reassurance of pressing close and hugging. You think briefly back of the vague memories of loving arms that once held you like that, but your parents died very early on, leaving you alone.

>> No.12413041

>>12412983

>A thief having more honour than a Paladin
>A thief having honour at all

Wat.

>> No.12413047

>>12413027
Because all they care about is killing monster, their husbands, and all of their families including children. Thieves don't steal from other thieves or the poor, quite a few of them have a code of honor.

>> No.12413052

>>12413024
>Barmaid styled bathing suit

(‘◉⌓◉’)

That sounds even lewder than just a bathing suit.

>> No.12413056

>>12413052
Which is why it needs to be a thing.

>> No.12413058

>>12413047
>Because all they care about is killing monster, their husbands, and all of their families including children
Well... yeah. If you don't burn the children, they just become someone else's problem 15 years down the line. What with them being inveterate demon rapists and all.
"You ask what right we have to take their lives. I ask what right we have to let them live."

>> No.12413059

>>12413052
I don't even know what a barmaid uniform is supposed to look like

>> No.12413060

>>12412970
>Won't sandworm's uniform get soggy from being inside mouth?
shouldn't we be worrying about the drinks she's serving?

>> No.12413061

>>12413047

a paladin only kills so he can protect humanity and the people he loves their not assholes who just go around killing monstersfor fun. A thief is just some scumbag who steals other people belongings so he can make as much money as he can with no thought of anyone else

>> No.12413062

>>12413040

in b4 mimic bursts into tears

>> No.12413064

>>12413047

>story implies monsters rape and enslave
>paladins are scum for being against this

Not even a paladin fag normally, but the logic here is faulty.

>> No.12413069

>>12413047
You're confusing paladins with inquisitors.

>thieves don't steal from other thieves or the poor

I hope to God you are kidding.

>> No.12413071

>>12413059
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1361119

>> No.12413074

>>12413071
Gotcha. No idea how a bathing suit version of it would look like though. Drawfags?

>> No.12413076

>>12413074
I'd assume a frilly bathing suit with a water proof apron or something to that effect?

>> No.12413077

>>12413071
http://i.imgur.com/XZQBrPm.jpg

>> No.12413078

>>12413040

i knew she was a lying slut never trust a monster not even 10 sec after making the deal she betrays him

>> No.12413081

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1933272

any more of her? Other's like her?

>> No.12413082

>>12413077
Goddamn it, Miia.

>> No.12413086

>>12413078
boy deserves this for being so retarded. always kep your weapon ready. am i the only pally in this thread? god.

>> No.12413089

>>12413081
>those feet
why, foot job fetish?

>> No.12413090

>>12413040

>You lean into her, and she sighs, 'Mmmm... someone is enjoying this a little too much.' The feel of her hips in your hands is pleasant, and her breasts are pillowy soft and so warm. 'Save it, lover boy. We have to escape first...'
>'...R-right. What do I do?'
>'...Hold on. I'll get you up there...'
>The darkness above is pretty deep. You have no idea how long you fell, but judging how uninjured you are, it can't be that deep.
>She releases you from her embrace, and thick tentacles wrapping around your legs push and raise you up and up and up. Pausing only when her face passes your crotch. She pauses to nuzzle, but then gives a little moan, 'Mmmmnf. This is a big strain. But I think I can manage!'
>'D-do your best.'
>You are propelled upwards, pushed by the tentacles holding your legs like fleshy sheathes. Your head hits the trapdoor sooner then you expect. It can't be more then ten feet up. You yelp, 'Ow!'
>'What happened?,' she calls out with worry.
>'Hit my head on the door. Just... keep me steady.'
>'A-alright. But hurry up. This hurts!' You can tell she is straining by the sound of her voice.
>You quickly feel around the trap-door. Its a simple mechanism. You know the type. There is a moment and then a click. The doors fall loose into your hands. 'Okay, lower a bit...'
>She does so, straining a little. Tiny whimpers are coming from below. You wonder at the limit of the flesh inside her trunk. But clearly she has alot of tentacles inside there. Oh this plan really is insane isn't it?

>> No.12413095

>>12413086

Its well deserved. He's a scumbag thief who thought he was better than a knight who protects people.

also, get your facts right guys, Paladins don't randomly murder, they're noble knights. You're all thinking of Inquisitors, who are assholes

>> No.12413097

>>12413090
RUN FOR IT BOY, DON'T THE BITCH WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

>> No.12413098

>>12413089
not even that, though I would be curious how well she can handle those feet. I like girls with a wild, energetic, tomboy disposition. She fits the bill.

>> No.12413101

>I'm afraid you'll find yourself quite disappoint, so allow me to make my point.
>Anon and I are quite happily engaged, so let your anger be assuaged.
>He is my sun, and provides endless hours of honeyed fun
>So, leave us so that I may partake of his milk, go and join the common ilk

... Anons, help. I can't stop.

>> No.12413103

>>12413090

he should just run and never come back its not like she can escape by herself and chase him

>> No.12413106

>>12413101
>being a wonderland faggot.
there is no hope for you.

>> No.12413111

>>12413060
>worrying
You mean charging extra for so we can make some sweet bonus profit while still bribing the health inspector?

>> No.12413116

>>12413103
that would be the logical and safe thing to do. however we both know how horny boys who've just hit puberty are. this is gunna end with them falling in love.
or raped and eaten for a proper ending

>> No.12413122

If you can take three monster girls on a journey who would they be? And what one monster girl would be your antagonist on the adventure?

>> No.12413126

>>12413106

>Hating Wonderland

Surely you jest, I must implore you to reconsider at your own behest.

GODDAMNIT.

>> No.12413133

>>12413090
>You open the trapdoors, letting them fall and gently hit the walls. Then, as she raises you back up, you scramble for the edge and, with a soft wet sound squelch like pulling your feet from the mud, you draw your legs free of her and scramble up and gasp. Panting with the exertion.
>'Whoa...'
>Below, a whimper of pain can be heard, and her voice calls out, 'That hurt... oooow... I'm all stretched out inside. I got to stuff myself back in...'
>You laugh softly at the mental image, but then you think. The exit is beyond. You could get up and run away now. You could escape and never look back. It'd sure be a story to tell when you got back home.
>As if reading your thoughts, the mimic below calls out, '...Hello? Boy? Are you going to throw the rope or not?' The sound in her voice is... lonely. Painfully lonely. It hurts your heart inside to hear it.
>Reaching down to your waist, you take out your trusty coil of silk rope. Arachne silk. Accept no substitutes.
>Below, the Mimic is starting to get more frantic as you don't answer, '...H-hello?! Say something! Boy! ...Little thief? ...don't tell me you just ran away and left me...'
>Smiling to yourself, you tie a harness quickly, and rolling over, you look down with a smile. 'It's okay, I'm here!'
>Her smile when she sees you melts your heart. 'Thank the gods... I was so scared!'
>Giving your best dashing rogue smile you hurl the harness down to her as you grip the other end. 'Hey, treasure. I'm a thief, not a jerk.'
>Catching the harness, she studies it a moment after sending you a radiant smile, 'Treasure... I like that. So what do I do with this?'
>'Lay it out and slide yourself into it. Its tied to fit right around a box your size. ...I'm a thief, yannow. You got to know these things.'
>She oooohs, quickly working herself into the harness. She seems surprised by how well her boxy body slides into it. Looking up, she smiles again at you.
>You're starting to like that smile.

>> No.12413132

>>12413126
It's okay Anon, he's a fag. For him never will a jinko chuff or fluffy tail wag.

Okay, if I ever do anything with a jabberwock she's speaking in rhymes. This is fun.

>> No.12413136

>>12413126
There's no hope for you. Have a happy life in crazy land.

>> No.12413138

>>12413133
>Walking back, uncoiling more rope as you go, you walk around a pillar and, using it, you begin to pull. You hear her laugh from below, 'That's it! I'm rising!'
>Its easier then lifting the crates of smuggled goods back at the docks you work at for your thief family, but still, even using the pillar... you got to put some muscle behind it. Turning and holding the rope over your shoulder as you wrap it around your arms, tucking them tight in front of you... you begin to walk forward, using the power of your legs to draw her up the short fall.
>As you are about to reach the trap door, you see her pop up out of the trap door, her chest thumping against it. She is using her tentacles and arms to guide and push herself up and out.
>Once her chest is sitting on the stone, you fall to your knees and laugh. 'There! Promise kept!'
>To your surprise, her gentle embrace gathers you close again. Her breasts soft against your cheek as she kisses the top of your head. 'You did... you really did...'
>Smiling, you shrug, 'Honor among thieves. ...You know, Treasure. I think we could pull off some interesting heists...'
>Her laughter bubbles up as you say that, 'Mmmm. You're such an adorable little thief. ...I think I like the sound of that!' She tilts your head up, and she is leaning down to kiss you when you stop her gently, 'W-wait...'

>> No.12413139

>>12413122
party: mantis (dps), lamia (mage/healer), valkyrie (tank).

antagonist:dragon or something.

>>12413126
I can out rap anyone from wonderland.

>> No.12413140

>>12413138
>You are blushing hard, knowing what is expected, and she smiles smugly at you, 'What? Virgin nerves?' She teases.
>'No... we're still in the ruins. Lets get out of here first...'
>She blinks, then bursts into laughter, sinking back into her chest. Smugly crossing her arms under her chest. 'I'll hold you too that, little thief.'
>'Call me ****. And I'll call you Treasure.'
>Beginning to follow you towards the exit, after gathering up your rope. How the hell is she having such smooth movement across the ground anyway? You'll have to ask.
>Her hand slips into yours, and her tongue wraps around your inner thigh... thankfully not making it too difficult to walk. 'Mmmm... your Treasure is going gobble you up, my virgin thief...'
>You grin, warm and happy as you step out into the light.

>Best haul ever.

>> No.12413145

http://i.imgur.com/w9MqxMb.jpg

Are you not entertained? Is this not what you wanted?

>> No.12413146

>>12412959
>Holstaurus has heart pupils almost regardless of what we pick
>Tsundere Kikimora will look like the King of heroes
Hype as fuck.

>> No.12413147

>>12413122
Werewolf, vampire and shirohebi.

The antagonist is either a manticore or a cheshire because I don't like them.

>> No.12413148

>>12413126

I think for you it is quite time
to discontinue posts in rhyme

Damnit, the best wonderland characters in the books sing songs and make rhymes but they don't talk that way.

So now I'll see you safe to the edge of the wood.
Then I must go back. It's the end of my move.

>> No.12413150

>>12413140

>Ended up with a literal box for a waifu

bad end acquired but still a good read

>> No.12413152

>>12413145
is that a sandworm without the worm?
<cosplay tier MG

>> No.12413159

Pastebin'd.

http://pastebin.com/0rBBjmWu

>> No.12413160

>>12413148

>Not wanting to be the only person able to understand the Jabberwock

Please go, fly away and send your dreams to and fro.

>> No.12413162

>>12413122

Companions:

7ft tall bro werewolf - muscle of the group, protects me from other monsters but clearly has dishonorable intentions in the long run. Can easily be distracted if you throw things around her

Ara ara succubus - the mage, she spends all her time trying to fuck everyone and everything. Chastity is offensive to monstergirls, but its especially anger inducing to her. Sluttiest succubus ever, holy shit why did we let her join i don't even

Hot blooded thief Lizardgirl - yeah her species are supposed to be warriors, never fucking mention this to her because she'll never shut the fuck up about you being racist. Her favorite thing to steal is guys virginity, so I guess that makes her the team rapist more than a theif.


Antagonist:
Insane Manticore - so there's this manticore, right? And she's your stereotypical cruel rapey chick. But she's also off her face and believes that she's a Rape Paladin, who is destined to rape the prince of my kingdom. So its a fucking armored manticore, and we're in some serious shit.

>> No.12413165

>>12413159
Noice. I loved it. Keep on keepin' on, WegaNalker.

>> No.12413166

>>12413159
>http://pastebin.com/0rBBjmWu

>Instantly get 100 hits

...Wow.

>> No.12413171

>>12413166
You wrote a good ass story man. I look forward to reading more of your work.

>> No.12413172

>>12413166
Pasetbin has this thing where you get a hundred hits instantly through some sort of scanning system.

>> No.12413175

>>12413166
Either pastebin is borked or the lurker population is off the charts

>> No.12413179

>>12413172
That makes more sense.
>>12413171
Thank you very much! I'm glad it was enjoyed. I was inspired by the Mimic discussion above.

>> No.12413180

>>12413160
>Rhymes not easy as fuck to understand.

Now you might have a point if you were talking about riddles instead. No motherfucking tweed waistcoat is the biggest travesty in the Jabberwock art and profile though.

>> No.12413183

>>12413166
You're pretty much guaranteed to get a hundred hits when you post something public. To help control the skewed numbers I usually make it unpublished, then wait maybe five minutes before making it public.

>> No.12413192

>>12413166
>http://pastebin.com/0rBBjmWu
so when are the other parts coming?

>> No.12413193

>>12413183

I posted something as a guest a few days ago to gauge interest in a story and it's at 400 right now. I have no idea how this stuff works. Nobody ever talks about it here so it can't be mostly from /mgg/.

>> No.12413198

>>12413192
I'll write up the smutty parts and some mimic/shota thief sex when the muse strikes. I'll try to do it soon. I still need to write the sex scene for my Fallout Monster Girl story too, and maybe finally do one for my initial Tarrasque idea and setup

>> No.12413201

>>12413193
It might not be. I once had someone link to one of my stories from fucking Facebook of all things.

>> No.12413203

>>12413198
AND the continuation of Manticore Little Sister and the /non/Futa Cheshire/Cute Little Boy Neighbor seduction one.

My reality has been piss of late. So writing smut time has been difficult.

>> No.12413205

>>12413198
Fallout as in the game series?

>> No.12413211

>>12413205
Fallout: Monster Girls - Cazador. Pt. 1
http://pastebin.com/R01aVpqF

Actual smut and rape of the poor bastard to follow.

>> No.12413212

>>12413203
Make her futa. We must take the delicious catcock and be hosed in kittycream.

>> No.12413216

>>12413212
FUCK. OFF. BOB

>> No.12413217

>>12413211
Dude quit it I already really liked the story you just posted, are you trying to become my favorite writefag? Because its working. I fucking love fallout.

>> No.12413218

>>12413212

Bob you undying shitlord

>> No.12413221

>>12413211

>Cazadors

Onlythedeadcanknowpeace.jpg

>> No.12413224

>>12413218
>shitlord

Don't. Just call him a fag.

>> No.12413227

>>12413224
>shitlord
>fag
faglord

>> No.12413229

>>12413221
Those fucking things are harder to kill than deathclaws when they gang up.

>> No.12413230

Since I've gotten full colors I went and redid an old one.
imgur.com/srnpa3q

>> No.12413235

>>12413179
Yeah, it shows in the recent public pastes tab to the left. Some % random curiosity, some % bot crawling I guess. Added it to the week in review post, so maybe some through that.

>>12413193
People are often retractant to talk about stuff, especially new/single chapter and Guest posts, I'd imagine. I caught Meat and Metal Ch.1 all the same so it's been in two news posts.

>> No.12413239

>>12413212
Now see, I've already committed the offense of being the one to write that Cheshire greentext where she is giving the boy a titjob while purring and rimming his ass with her cattongue.

I want a nice /ss/ non Futa Cheshire story where she doesn't stick a futanari dick into anon's ass.

Of course, she'll still give him a purr job, but she is not going to fuck him after.

>>12413217
I'm considering writing more in a series:
A group of half-grown Gecko girls ambushing a man at the Goodsprings water source and demanding sex.
A giant Deathclaw girl the size of the Minotaurus from 12beast with the same body proportions pinning a guy down and riding him until he begs her to stop.
A shy, slightly schizophrenic Nightkin girl who protects a lone traveler in the night from scarier girls. Terrified to be looked at. The twist? He is blind. Think The Book of Eli, but with a giant buff shy blushy, slightly crazy waifu.

>> No.12413243

>>12413235
Thank you very much!

>> No.12413245

>>12412848
I'm defiantly going to use this as bait later on.
This is some good shit.

>> No.12413247

>>12413239
>The twist? He is blind.
Fuck you should've saved that shit, man. It's like being told Eli's blind before watching the movie for the first time. Ruins everything.

>> No.12413250

>>12413218
>>12413216

You guys are funny.
Why wouldn't I just write my own stuff?

>> No.12413255

>>12413239
Someone way back made some Gecko Girl profiles. They're not exceptionally good, but hey, they're something.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/106693437

>> No.12413256

>>12413239
Oh dear god yes. Fucking loved that movie by the way. I'm trying to think about what other creatures you could use but I can't really.

>> No.12413267

>>12413247
...fuck. How ruined is the movie knowing this? Should I still see it?

>> No.12413275

>>12413267
Its pretty ruined, its the big surprise at the end that is fucking amazing when you see it for the first time. You can still watch it knowing that but it wont be as good.

>> No.12413276

>>12413267
Completely. The whole thing pretty much revolves around the reveal at the end. You're fucked.

>> No.12413279

>>12413267
Well, I personally found the twist to be pretty retarded, but the rest of the movie isn't bad. You may as well now.

>> No.12413280

>>12413255
Not my work, but my original thoughts on Fallout monster girls inspired that Anon. I'm a long time lurker.
>>12413256
Nightstalker girls, mixing serpent and coyote, stalking the night in packs hunting for mates.
Lakelurk girl who drags a fisherman down to her drowned nest so she can get her eggs fertilized. Sing beautiful songs for their lovers as they do. Can stun with blasts of sound.
And the NCR Trooper and his faithful Brahmin Girl. Two heads, red skin, tall and beautiful. Provides milk, protection, and cuddle times.

>>12413267
Haha. I feel like the guy who said Snape Kills Dumbledore for the first time.

>> No.12413282

>>12413212
>>12413239
>Futa Cheshire story where she does stick a futanari dick into anon's ass.

fixed
also, drawfag when

>> No.12413284

>>12413280
And the Radscorpion girls.

Lots and lots of Radscorpion girls. Everywhere.

>> No.12413293

>>12413280
>>12413284
>And the NCR Trooper and his faithful Brahmin Girl. Two heads, red skin, tall beautiful, Provides milk, protection, and cuddle times.
Fucking yes
>Lots and lots of Radscorpion girls. Everywhere.
Oh good god. What about a pack of bloatfly girls who try to rape some guy but are so terrible at it he takes pity on them.

>> No.12413295

>>12413245
Fuck off, that's not bait, that's a real opinion.

Bob is a legitimately good writer who really should go about printing those physical copies of Laska and Me like he planned too. The only people who hate him are either jealous of his talent and how many people like him, or assholes who can't stand the fact people enjoy things they don't like because 'hurr durr you can't like futa penises don't exist'

>> No.12413297

>>12413282
Well something like that was already written

>> No.12413299

does great monster journey have futa or ntr? i want to avoid stories with that shit.

>> No.12413302

>>12413295
Not sure if you're a really dedicated shitposter or you're actually this stupid. Either way, you have my pity.
Fuck off.

>> No.12413303

>>12412975
>You only just started shaving with it
Damn so this guy must be like, 15 or 16 at most then huh?

>> No.12413305

>>12412408
Ghouls who looks exactly the same as before as well.

>> No.12413307

>>12413299
GMJ is clean
also read moose saga

>> No.12413308

>>12413303
13-14

>> No.12413317

>>12413303
He said he was 13. Pay attention.

>> No.12413318

>>12413307
Moose's story is a shounen power fantasy with a harem. It's well written, but not my cup of tea.

>> No.12413326

>>12413307
finished moose, so far. how come he takes forever (been like a months since he came out with chap 74)?

>> No.12413328

>>12413047
>Thieves don't steal from other thieves
Depends. From the same gang or allies no. Rival/ new gangs comin in on your turf yes.

>> No.12413335

>>12413328

Most petty theft is poor folks stealing from each other, often friends or family. That's the number one domestic crime bullshit down here.

>> No.12413336

http://exhentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/
Moth Girl is translated

>> No.12413338

>>12413295
>Fuck off, that's not bait, that's a real opinion.
I know that's why it is so good as bait when used in other contexts.
You ever seen what happens when someone posts actual SJW opinions on /v/, even though those posters aren't the same people?

>> No.12413346

>>12413336
No shit, read the thread.

>> No.12413353

>>12413326
Moose updates about every 1 or 2 weeks. which isn't really bad. I'm certain 75 will be out by Tuesday

>> No.12413358

>>12413336

I'm so fucking confused by this doujin.

Is he caught in some kind of nightmarish Groundhog Day loop?

>> No.12413360

>>12413358
i dont know why he is being such a bitch, i would kill for someone that loyal to me.

>> No.12413361

>>12413358
basically she has a version of kira's another one bites the dust power from jojo

>> No.12413392

Hm. Anyone got a link to the pastebin of the guy who wrote the story of the Lilim and the guy who was allergic to demonic energy? I can't find him on the main Pastebin.

>> No.12413395

>>12412959
Okay.

So correct me if I'm wrong.

The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILF?

The Kikimora is a tsundere essentially a Gilgamesh palette for swap for the regular Kikimora maid outfit?

And the Sandworm is a Genki girl and-

Oh, her appearance is tied.

>> No.12413400

>>12413392
it's abaoudhoifsugjs
fuck it
here
http://pastebin.com/AKw3LWGN

>> No.12413403

>>12413395
>The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILF
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> No.12413405

>>12413400
>http://pastebin.com/AKw3LWGN

Ah yes, thank you very much! Love this story.

>> No.12413420

>>12413395
>That whole description of the Holstaurus
I have a MIGHTY NEED

>> No.12413445

>That last chapter of Dakini.

I'm fine. ... Oh, no. It's raining.

>> No.12413448

>>12413395
genki girl?

>> No.12413451

>>12413448
Excitable/energetic/fast moving

>> No.12413452

>>12413448
Energetic or overly enthusiastic

>> No.12413454

>>12413451
>>12413452
mah erection keeps on erectin

>> No.12413461

>where are you going? I lost, you're suppose to rape me!
this fucking kid lol

>> No.12413475

>>12413461
Enjoy it while you can, he gets super annoying and faggy later on.

>> No.12413482

>>12413475
oh i can tell, this isnt a story i will be taking seriously. You shouldn't have a comedy relief as THE main character in a serious story.

>> No.12413500

>>12413122

I don't know if I should take 3 MGs in a journey. There would be nothing but orgies.

If I were to take 3 MGs, I would do it Journey to the West style. If there's a monkey girl. Else someone similar.

The antagonist are succubusses.

>> No.12413507

>>12413395
>The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILF
I'm licking my screen

>> No.12413519

>>12413395
>The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILF?
Cake.
And I need to see this in 2d.

>> No.12413520

>>12413475
I didn't think so, but I guess that's just me. His approach to things is frustratingly naive but when someone tells him he's being stupid, he actually listens.

>> No.12413522

>>12413520
like luka who i assume this character is based off of.

>> No.12413523

>>12413520
Did it turn out he was the villain all along?

>> No.12413529

>>12413522
according to that pastebin post by RS, he's supposed to be "Luka, but not quite so single-minded and ignorant due to lack of information as opposed to indoctrination."

>> No.12413544

>>12413445
Oh god what. Why did it end so soon. ;_;

>> No.12413545

So what the fuck happened in moth story?
So the shota was hypnotized by moth and 10 years of his life was just a hallucination? Or she turned back time? Or she turned him into shota?
Wot?

>> No.12413550

Alright. After finally getting off my ass and actually typing the shit down that I had in my head, I've got what I think is a workable prologue for my alp story.

D-dozo.
http://pastebin.com/NhppmRqA

>> No.12413551

>>12413545
does it matter?

Maybe she has the ability to warp time back ten years.
Maybe she made him hallucinate/dream all those years he was gone.
Maybe she reverted his body.

It's a short doujin that didn't offer enough evidence to conclusively say any of these is more true than another, though I like the second theory a bit more than the others.

>> No.12413553

>>12413550
alps are faggots

>> No.12413556

>>12413553

Fuck them enough times and they won't be for long.

>> No.12413560

>>12413550
>http://pastebin.com/NhppmRqA

I like the premise already! Keep it up! I look forward to reading more!

>> No.12413564

>>12413545
Look at the Mothman mythos.

Look at the Mothgirl.

Look back at Mothman.

Back at Mothgirl.

Now you understand.

I'm on a centaur

>> No.12413565

>>12413551
>Maybe she made him hallucinate/dream all those years he was gone.

It seems this is what she did. So that he won't easily get away. The last past is still up in the air for me.

>> No.12413567

>>12413556
i like how you think.

>> No.12413570

>>12413545
I guess she either has time powers or she made him hallucinate because she wanted to spend eternity together with him. I probably would also run from a situation like that. I mean having sex with your wife is nice and all but not literally for eternity and not being stuck in a cold dank shed for the end of time. That's like something that would happen to a JoJo villain minus the sex.

>> No.12413576

>>12413553
What >>12413556
said.

>>12413560
Thanks. The rest of the chapters I intend to write in the same style. If I make someone chuckle a bit, I'll consider my job done.

>> No.12413577

>>12412959
Fine. I'll make my own Pharaoh story.
And it'll have blackjack, and Kejourou's too!

>> No.12413580

>>12413564

Can you explain? I can't find anything about the mothman.

>> No.12413582

>>12413580
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman

The Mothman mythos is varied, ranging from them being aliens that show up to before disasters to all sorts of weirdness.

Messing around with time like that seems quite fitting into the mythology if it was a yandere mothgirl

>> No.12413584

>>12413395
>The Holstaurus is a Tomboy with long black haired and blue eyes with heart shaped pupils who has massive tits and is a Christmas Cake or MILF?
oh my heart

>> No.12413639

deeeeeedddd

>> No.12413640

With a simple hand shake---- well you grasping the fin of a penguin, you manage to seal the deal with the owner of the Monster Girl restaurant. Besides a brief explanation, some instructions, and a bag of ice for your aching head, the night concludes with a feeling of accomplishment.


The following day...

You're to report to work in the morning. Although, this day the bar would be closed so early. The reason you're still supposed to report in is for a brief training session and a familiarization with bar protocol and etiquette as well as where and how to find your instruments. Everything that goes with the territory. Although thinking this aloud makes you dread stepping foot inside the bar, it's best to get it over with.

You emerge off the wet morning grass off a nearby street and in front of the bar named the 'Elegant Damsel'. The exterior uses soft colors, in a sort of pastel blend of purple and neon blue. The sign out front is surrounded by dozens of holographic floating prismatic hearts all animated extensively. You're sure it looks very lovely at night.

The penguin boss dude doesn't appear to be here yet. The front doors appear to be unlocked. Perhaps it would be smarter to wait for him inside. As you enter the "Monster Girl Bar", you're immediately assaulted with a blinded flash of golden light.

There, in the center of the floor where tables and chairs are usually spread out, something completely catches you off guard. There's a stack of blue rimmed chairs on top of two joined tables, stacked together in such a detailistic precise fashion that it begs repeating. The chairs are lines together as if a ruler or measuring device was used. As you gander at the strange assortment of seats, you trace the origin of the blinding golden light-----

>> No.12413643

Sitting content on top the stacked bar chairs like a makeshift thrown, sits a monster girl clad in 'golden cleaning' aura. An aura that feels like it eradicates dust from the very air just with it's existence. Her bright red eyes pear down at you as if a master were looking upon her subject. She sports a golden maid uniform, with a white cleaning bandana tied around her hair.

----Also a wagging tail made of what appears to be feathers?

"ART THOU MY MASTER?"

"---Pardon?"

"I'm asking if you're my master?"

"Master of what?"

"Umm.. Well.. Things, I guess?"

"I'm a master of four square and air hockey."

The golden woman looks down and fidgets, "Erm.. No, that's not the kind of mastery I'm talking about."

"What kind are you talking about?"

"Look, does it matter? Are you my master or not?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't believe so?"

"----Oh, all right. No harm done."

A few seconds of awkward silence pass.

You take a couple friendly steps forward and extend your hand, "Actually, do you work here? I just got hired---"

The monster girl immediately stands up, her red eyes enraged by the sheer sight of you.

You retract backwards and quickly apologize, "Sorry, did I do something wrong?"

The odd monster girl crosses her arms, taken aback by your forwardness, "---A-Ah.. Well... 'Foot prints'."

She meekly points to the wet foot prints you tracked, though there's no dirt to them, so it'll simply just dry out.

"Huh-? Oh uh, I was walking across some grass, and you know how things get morning dew-"

"You're leaving a trail..."

"No worries. I'll clean it up-"

----------Oh-ho-ho-ho!-----------

The golden beast woman suddenly cackles boastfully with one hand over her mouth.

"Nonono! Allow me!"

>> No.12413649

She snaps her fingers, and behind her a portal opens up. Dozens of fancy brooms start to pierce through a dimensional rift.

"Well that's---? That's just beautiful, I think."

-----Having dealt with a talking penguin that shot eye lasers, you just simply treat it like an every day occurrence. Not until a single broom flies past your shoulder and cleans every speck of dirt or dust molecules from the entire right side of your body. A chill runs down your spine.

"OH NO! I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLEAN BEFORE!"

The woman waves with a sense of elegant pride, "Washu! Accept your fate and get cleaned!"

The barrage of fluffy brooms begins to wobble, they're about to be launched directly at you. There's no telling just how clean you'll be, it'll be so uncomfortable and sterile and clean, you'll die for certain!

"Ahhhhhh...!" You meekly force yourself to yell out, not actually feeling any bit of danger at all.

!

But a giant fucking worm suddenly shoots across the room in a purely destructive force that can't be matched by man! The onslaught of cleaning supplies bounces off the giant worm-thing's body and sprinkles around the room pathetically.

You unshield your horrified self, having been frozen in sheer terror of the murderous broom attack, and lethargically mutter, "Huh. Alright."

-WAZOOM!-

A beautiful fucking girl with big titties, long straight reddish-pink hair, fair skin, and rainbow eyes shoots out of the mouth of the giant motherfucking worm.

"Oh. Neat."

The slimy looking beautiful woman waves merrily to you, "HEY, HOW ARE YOU?"

"I'm alright."

"COOL! MY NAME IS MUSU! MUSU MOMO MADA MOKO MUDA MUDA! OR MMMMMM! SAY IT WITH ME--- MMMMMM!"

"Hmm.."

"I'M DELICIOUS! HAHAHAHA!"

Her eyes are spinning around in a cavalcade of pigments and it's like staring into the face of the universe. You're having trouble concentrating.

"It's like I'm looking into a spinning mesmerizing wheel?"

>> No.12413653

But remembering your manners and realizing the workers here--- as well as patrons probably--- are a bit out of the norm. It's best to be patient and kind in these sorts of situations.

"Okay. It's nice to meet you."

"NO NO NO NO," the weird slimy monster girl jittering back and forth from what looks like a giant worm's tongue yells out, "IT'S NICE TO MEET YOOOOOOU! YOU'RE THE NEW GUY! RIGHT? RIGHT!?"

"Yeah. Probably."

"KYAAAAAAAAAH!"

The sandworm begins rolling around the room, destroying everything in it's path.

"THAT'S SO COOL! LIKE THE COOLEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY! LIKE EVER! USUALLY WHEN I'M ALL LIKE 'We need to do something cool' EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE 'Goddamn it, Musu, I'm trying to shower, get out'. BUT HERE YOU ARE! AND HERE I AM!"

"Yeah, you're certainly right here."

Well, she's certainly full of pep. Maybe that's a good thing? Means you won't fall asleep on the job.

"HEY! SO! DO YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME WITH ME?"

"Uh.. well.."

"HEY, YOU SEEM NERVOUS? ARE YOU? IS IT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY MUCH NAKED WHEN I'M OUT OF MY SHELL?"

The beautiful woman pushes aside the red-pink hair that conveniently covers her no-no regions, and completely voids the point of censorship.

"Ah. Well... I can't really say that's not a problem---"

As you back up from the strange creature's intrusive prodding, you feel your back 'thud' against sometime.

You turn around, only to have your face implanted in the chasm of two very VERY large breasts.

...You can't break free.

>> No.12413659

A hot blooded and boyish sounding voice ripples through the mounds of flesh your face is trapped between, "Oi oi! You're the new bartender? Hah, didn't think anybody had the balls to sign up!"

"Mmm hrm hama rum rum," you mutter from inside paradise, your words turning into murmurs.

"I'll say! Here I was, sitting on my ass thinking today was gonna be like every other day. You're a gosh darn ray of sunshine, new guy!"

!

A pair of strong hands pry you off the enjoyable prison, and push you away from true happiness.

"Sorry, I didn't understand what ya said before when you were in my tits? What'd you say to me?"

There, standing in front of you, is a taller woman wearing cow-colored top that hangs slightly over one shoulder. She has cow horns, cow ears, and not to mention the tails/legs. The monster woman's hair is long and silky black, it probably smells very good too. Her pretty blue eyes are those of experience, they instantly leave with an impression that she knows what she's doing and she's strongly capable... and probably stubborn too.

JESUS, THE SIZE OF THOSE KAZONGAS!

"The bump on my head I got last night was really sore, I was going 'ow', basically. It was nothing important, miss."

The cow girl snickers like a hot head and rubs her nose, "Y'all got yourself a a boo boo, huh?"

"Yeah.. unfortunately..."

"Ha ha! Well don't sweat it, new guy," the Holstaurus pats you on the back proudly and leans forward, "Here, I'll kiss it and make it all better."

>> No.12413673

!

Before you can object, the cow girl sneaks in and pecks you on the forehead. This completely catches you off guard. At first you thought she was coming off as abrasive and manly, but she somehow pulls a 180 and flashes a maternal side?

"Ah. Oh.. Umm, thank you."

"Look at you! Face turned redder than a wild cherry on a warm summer day," the cow girl ruffles the side of your pompadour, "Feeling better now, cherry boy?"

"I'll say."

"Good! Cause you need to be in tip top shape for tonight, new guy! Slouchin' will get you killed!"

The Holstaurus gives you a thumbs up and another reassuring pat on the shoulder.

Having gone through three different monster girls in a matter of seconds, you already feel like you're about keel over--

Oh.

That's a problem too.

...You hide the erection growing in your pants with a nearby chair.

Uncertain---- You feel uncertain.

Can you really do this job?

Maybe you should probably ask one of these girls about this bar and get better situated before you outright walk back out the exit door.

http://strawpoll.me/2418351

>> No.12413676

>>12413649
>>12413653
>>12413659
I get the feeling I'm gonna like these girls.

>> No.12413683

>>12413676
The sandworm kind of pisses me off, but I guess we'll see.

>> No.12413686

>>12413683
I like Genki Girls, but to each his own I guess.

>> No.12413688

>>12413640
Bromont. You do NOT disappoint! This is glorious! ...my god that Minotaur...

And I just about died to that Sandworm due to heart attacks and the Kikimora girl just made me burst out laughing.

But go to bed. Its late. Strawpoll in the morning. Its too late.

>> No.12413696

>>12413520
That actually just pisses me off more. Characters that see everything in black and white can work, if they're intelligent enough to figure out which is which and ballsy enough to stick to their guns even when it screws them over. Galen is neither. He's just a dumb kid who gets pushed around. He has a good amount of character growth, but all it does is take him from an ignorant kid to somebody who is...average. That might be realistic but it isn't fun to read. He isn't a hero or a villain or even an antihero, he's just a guy with a magic sword. That can work in the right setting but not in a fantasy world hero's journey.

>> No.12413701

Bromont's continuing?
I got on at just the right time.

>> No.12413707

>>12413683
True but the other two are pretty nice so far

>> No.12413711

>Finishes GMJ

Well... Damn. I enjoyed that. Very much. From start to finish. Galen and Seira is a wonderful pairing and it was... good. Really good. I enjoyed their romance and the power of their relationship.

Honestly, you did a wonderful job, RSanon. Thank you for writing a wonderful story.

>> No.12413724

>>12413696
>or even an antihero
Actually now that I think about it that's exactly what he is. An antihero in a story without a real hero or villain to act as a foil, which just makes him annoying.

>> No.12413726

>>12413724
I was about to get really mad at you but then I realized I wasn't on the Berserk thread

>> No.12413733

>>12413726
>guts
>antihero
Kek
He is antihero only for dozen first chapters, then he becomes loli witch saving, random people rescuing faggot

>> No.12413734

>>12413733
Is he STILL traveling to Elfland?

>> No.12413735

>>12413673
God yes I love this already. Only ever caught a small part of one of your stories along time ago before I had really even gotten into monster girls but god damn it was literally the best time I had ever had on /a/.

>> No.12413740

>>12413734
And is still on the boat, yes

>> No.12413743

>>12413740
God damn Guts.
It only took 2 minutes for the FF1 cast to get to Elfland.

>> No.12413768

>>12413743
I stuck there for half of hour or something, I ssiled in the wrkng direction and couldn't find tge way back
Spooky

>> No.12413771

>>12413768
Are you drunk or just dumb?

>> No.12413772

Which of you idiots wanted a Sandworm as a girl in a story that's going to take place in a bar?

>> No.12413778

>>12413772
Present.

>> No.12413781

>>12413771
Why not both.jpg

>> No.12413782

>>12413772
We could've had a Pharaoh.

>> No.12413784

>>12413772
the majority, bitch.

>> No.12413786

>>12413782
Why would we want some stupid ass Pharaoh?

>> No.12413790

>>12413786
Why would we want a sand worm?

There's no sand in a bar...

>> No.12413791

>>12413790
tremors

>> No.12413794

>>12413791
Better call Burt.

>> No.12413804

>>12413784
Then the majority of you are stupid

Huge surprise, eh?

>> No.12413808

>>12413804
what's wrong with a sandworm?

>> No.12413809

>>12413794

I'd pay $20 right now for a good sketch of him chilling in his old rec room with La Blanca. She's comforting him since his wife left him, and he's comforting her since she can't have children.

Atlanta Hawks hat required.
Trophy mount of the bitch that tried to break into his place and rape him during the first movie that you see in the second movie optional.

>> No.12413812

>>12413804
It was a bad move, but KC's latest set of tweets did say that they can do some kind of shapeshifting deal to become about the size of a spice-munching lamia. Sounds like Bromont didn't like that though.

>> No.12413814

>>12413812

Q&A, not tweets.

And that's only after having sex for years with her husbando

>> No.12413815

>>12413809
As if there are any drawfags willing to do it.
Everyone's into Manticore and Apophis.

>> No.12413822

>>12413812

KC does that for any downside. You could ask him how harpies put on and take off slip-on clothes and dresses without destroying their feathers and he would say.

"No you misunderstand stupid gaijin. They have magic that give them hands so they can pretend to be human with their husband in town. Bonobo Banana!"

>> No.12413827

>>12413808
They're huge

Which is kinda an issue in an enclosed space

>> No.12413829

>>12413822
Man some fucking pussy tweeted that he liked the dark elf but didn't like that she inflicts pain so KC made it so her whips and shit only inflict pleasures

>> No.12413832

>>12413814
>And that's only after having sex for years with her husbando
Ah, right. Still, a writer could waive that part if they wanted and still make it work. A fuckhuge worm in a bar is pretty stupid though.

>>12413822
>KC does that for any downside
Yes, and? It's still in writing and canon, at least as far as MGE goes.

I'm still waiting to see what he does with unicorn and nightmare. He said centaurs have front pussies, but you can clearly see the chests of the unicorn and nightmare in their profile picture, and there's no fronthorsepussy there.

>> No.12413833

>>12413786
Clearly you didn't read>>12412502

>> No.12413843

>>12413822
See, this is why I disregard just about everything KC says and operate on headcanon alone. Because KC can draw, but he sure as hell can't write.

>> No.12413844

Oh boy, this fag is back.

Report/ignore/filter as usual.

>> No.12413847

>>12413832
>Yes, and? It's still in writing and canon, at least as far as MGE goes.

It's shit because it takes all the bite out of profiles. There's never any trade or inconvenience to be made. There's never a tough choice.

Those things were what made the original profiles interesting, and why he gained such a large following in the first place.

>> No.12413848

>>12413833
I did.
She still sucks.

>> No.12413852

>>12413848

Exactly. And a Pharaoh who's not a ruler is just an unwrapped mummy.

>> No.12413854

>>12413852
Better knock her up then, and make her a mummy mommy.

>> No.12413859

>>12413847
>It's shit because it takes all the bite out of profiles.
Yes, and? We can either continue crying ineffective bitch rivers or just deviate from the profiles when we feel it's necessary like we always have. It's kind of hard to complain about KC taking the bite out of the monsters when we go and waifufy them anyway.

We were at least provided a workaround for the problem in question with KC increasing the padding on his hug box.

>> No.12413863

>>12413832
The Kikimora can fix any damage the sand worm incurs.

The sand worm can shrink in size when it's busy, but usually it's too much trouble. She's incredibly happy to meet the new bartender and forgetful.

Besides, if it's a monster girl bar, it's made to accommodate everyone. A lower section that's flood with water for water based monsters, roofless patio and hanging ceiling swings for air based monsters to enjoy.

There's also waterproof barstools for slimes.

>> No.12413867

>>12413859

You are aware that voicing your disappointment is a classic way to feel better about things going wrong? Bitching to blow off steam is as old as mankind. It's a stress and frustration reliever, not tears.

Rather, bitching in the long run makes everyone happier than pretending to ignore the elephant in the room.

>> No.12413870

so will there be an apophis bellydancer at this bar?

>> No.12413871

>>12413863
Where's the pinball machine?

>> No.12413875

>>12413870
Shoo Shoo

>> No.12413879

>>12413867
>It's a stress and frustration reliever, not tears.
I'd tend to disagree when it goes on for as long and as consistently as our griping about KC has. At this point it's just become whining, especially since we do it here where he doesn't even hear us much. It's one thing to commiserate for a while, but this is just getting grating.

>> No.12413880

>>12410719
9mm to the body, 500 NE to the head.

>> No.12413882

>>12413879

He's only been pulling the Q&A retcons for a couple months though, and sandworm is very recent, just within days. So it's topical.

>> No.12413886

>>12413852
>>12413848
>FINE. I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE VOTE ANYWAY! BIZZARE SLIME IS FOR FAGGOTS!
http://i.imgur.com/zzjQFNp.gif

>> No.12413887

>>12413879
It's like playing Meat Circus in Psychonaughts.
Only it's a bunch of people bitching instead of a god awful level.

>> No.12413890

>>12413871
In the back, next to the refrigerator/Yuki-Onna drinking lounge.

>> No.12413891

>>12413882
> retcons

I see we're adding to this to autism, hugbox, shitposting, and every other meaningless word.

>> No.12413892 [DELETED] 

>>12413870
o✪‿✪o

>> No.12413893

>>12413886
Go fap to your mary sue Pharaoh waifu.

>> No.12413894

>>12413882
On the other hand, he's been pulling the Q&A nerfs for MONTHS with some Twitter padding and softer profile writing for longer than that. And though sandworm shrinking is topical, the broader comments like
>KC does that for any downside
>It's shit because it takes all the bite out of profiles
are so old they're starting to mold. It's time we get over it and just chuckle at the Nips on occasion or something, guys.

>> No.12413900

>>12413891

If it's something he originally intended, he could have put in one sentence instead of repeating lewd and lascivious three times. But it's obvious he never thought of half the things in the Q&A's and just throws random changes out in reaction.Lazy and poorly thought out as fuck.

Then again, that's nothing new.

>> No.12413903

>>12413893
Fine, maybe I will!
http://i.imgur.com/KveKYIQ.gif

>> No.12413904

>>12413892
Bromont.
Don't you dare add one. We have had enough of her and Manticores.

>> No.12413906

>>12413904

b-but my Shantae apophis fantasy

>> No.12413907

>>12413894

Then people need to quit posting about when he makes those asinine remarks too. You think it will die as long as there's sandworm tier announcements coming out weekly?

I think the biggest bitching is because there's just not a whole lot to look forward to anymore with the new profiles. What was the last one people were really hyped for? Valkyrie? How long ago was that? March? April?

>> No.12413913

>>12413906
Too bad.
Blame .Less and the others.

>> No.12413920

>>12413907
What was there to be hyped about with her?

>> No.12413931

>>12413920

People were thinking she would be like Brunhilda or something. That would have been pretty cool.

>> No.12413932

>>12413904
What about Apophis mother on shota son /ss/ incest?

>> No.12413933

>>12413907
>Then people need to quit posting about when he makes those asinine remarks too.
What, we don't like it so we need to bury our heads in the sand now? We've cried the river, now lets build a bridge and get over it. As I mentioned earlier, we waifufy even the darker profiles, so KC's Q&A nerfs serve to provide some consistency in that regard. They aren't even entirely bad, though all of us aren't on the same page.

You're probably right that we'd complain less with more to talk about, but there have been periods where pages were added almost frequently. You can't expect the guy to keep the steam up all the time, this can't even be his main job. There's a flip side to those updates, too: just look at Kejurou or however you spell that. That page is so bland anything KC does would probably be an improvement.

>> No.12413935

>>12413913
>Blame .less and the others
But .less did nothing wrong.
Except for actually removing Pharaoh, that shit was fucked up.
Also, what others?

>> No.12413941

So, I tried something stupid. I honestly don't know where this might go, considering it started off as a western and turned into, well, I don't know what. A fantasy? Retro 90's fantasy western? I don't know
Read at your own risk is all I'm saying. If this thread's alive tomorrow I'll see what everyone says about it. Probably garbage to end all garbage

http://pastebin.com/ngvLGN5S
Seriously, I don't know where this might go. This was all on the spot

>> No.12413942

>>12413932
Maybe.

>> No.12413988

>>12413239
>>12413255
"H-hey easy now. I just meant to get water, I didn't know it belonged to y-you." The young Goodsprings Settler stuttered as the Gecko Girls began to corner him against a cliff.
"Nothing's free in the wasteland, boy." The alpha Gecko girl hissed as it gave a wide grin. "If you want water, you got to pay the toll."
"But it's the town's spring! I thought tha-"
"Well you thought wrong, you're a thief, we don't take to kindly to thieves round these parts."
Panic was all that was on the Settler's mind, the young man was regretting disregarding Sunny's warning: 'Never get water alone'. It was just a quick trip, but it's like these Gecko girls were waiting for him and jumped him.
He found himself cowering, sitting with his back pressed against the cliff rock which pushed him back as if to say 'You had this coming.'
The alpha Gecko got real close, her hot, moist breath washing over him. He turned his head away from her gaze while she whispered into his ear, grabbing the bulge in between his pants.
"We're going to break you, little water thief... Then you're coming back with us to a cozy little shack we've moved into, far away from your little town."
Hundreds of panicked thoughts rushed through his mind, maybe he should attack them, they're shorter than him anyway. Maybe he could outrun them, they wouldn't follow him all the way into Goodsprings. They had him cornered though, he'd never see his town again.
Then a figure appeared over a hill...

>> No.12414017

>>12413988
>It's Judge Dredd

>> No.12414033

>>12413941
Alright, we're starting with the bad because I'm kind of an asshole:

This definitely needs a proofread. You've got tense changes, straight up wrong words and number confusion all over the place.

It felt a little weird that the yeti had time to write a note, too.

That Spongebob reference was so out of place and your dialog in general feels a little stiff, though I've definitely seen worse. The characters in general aren't reacting the way they should if a close friend just got burned alive, either. Save their colorful personalities for after they've had time to mourn.

Monster boys in general are also a risky move around these parts, but I guess we'll see how that goes over.

Now the good:
Your characters don't suck. I shouldn't know that yet as mentioned above, but hey.

The story is nothing special at the moment, but you've got plenty of time to change that.

All in all I'd at least read another chapter if you rewrite this one.

>> No.12414039

>>12414033
Oh, and if you're going to have racism as a prevailing theme you really need the monster grils to call themselves something other than monster girls. The name is inherently racist if you think about it.

>> No.12414041

First half of Chapter 4.
http://pastebin.com/Z6WdC5XU

>> No.12414044

>>12414041
>Whatever she had been reading last night had compelled her to stay awake all night and attempt to make pudding sometime after midnight

Really?
Did you just use an old ass thing like that?

>> No.12414046

>>12414044
>old ass thing like that
You mean reading?

>> No.12414048

>>12414046
No, the pudding.

>> No.12414049

>>12414048
Nobody complained about the arrow to the knee joke, why is this a problem?

>> No.12414053

>>12414049
Because the majority of us are huge Bethesda nerds.

>> No.12414054

>>12414053
Well shame on you, Bethesda is buggy and bland. Not that ever stopped me, but still. Was there anything else?

>> No.12414062

>>12414054
>>12414054
But the bugs are part of the fun.
Like being killed because your follower kicked a jar in Skyrim, only for it to kill you after reaching warp speed.

Oh yeah.
Nobody wants to read or be reminded of pee.

>> No.12414064

>>12414062
>pee
Don't be a pussy man. You're full of it anyway, what harm is there?

>> No.12414067

And Chapter 1 of Alp Adventures. May god have mercy on my soul.

http://pastebin.com/aVEQP5Tb

>> No.12414068

>>12414067
>Alp Adventures
Oh, I guess I can stop writefagging now.

>> No.12414069

>>12414068
I already feel like stopping when I see better written things posted more often than my crap.

>> No.12414073

>>12414068
>Oh, I guess I can stop writefagging now.
Eh? Why is that?

>>12414069
Take a piece of advice I learned long ago. It doesn't matter who you are or what you write. It's going to be shit. But once you get it written down you can hammer it and refine it into something that isn't shit.

>> No.12414076

>>12414073
>why is that
Because someone else is writing about Alps, thereby negating my whole purpose. Carry on.

>> No.12414078

>>12414073
So I don't have to feel bad about a Teacher spanking a masochistic wolf girl?

>> No.12414079

>>12414078
B-but relationships between student and teacher are forbidden!

>> No.12414081

>>12414079
They're both teachers

>> No.12414089

>>12414076
>thereby negating my whole purpose
Go for it, man. It's not as if you're going to be stepping on anyones toes by doing it.

>>12414078
Well, yes. You should feel bad. You should feel dirty for even suggesting it. You pervert.
But really, no. You should only feel bad if you're writing NTR.

>> No.12414090

>>12414081
Oh, that's fine then. Unless... it's being done during work hours! That's unprofessional!

>> No.12414094

>>12414089
>Go for it, man
Are you encouraging me to quit? M-meanie... I was just joking you know.

>> No.12414095

>>12414090
It is.

>> No.12414097

Oh my God
Drksrpnt again ripped off 100~ member-only galleries from doujin moe.
Translated Imouto paradise was released few days ago
New c86 stuff is being translated
My dick can't handle this

super_sweating_man.mkv

>> No.12414099

>>12414097
You're still young, I'm sure you can handle this much~

>> No.12414100

>>12414097
It's only a matter of time now.

>> No.12414105

>>12414090
>>12414095
The MC is also a Chemistry Teacher.
But you don't care about that, all you want is hot shota on milf action, and a game of rape dodge-ball.

>> No.12414106

>>12414105
>rape dodge-ball
Oh my.
>chemistry teacher
Does he get lung cancer, or is he breaking bad because of his libido?

>> No.12414110

I wonder do OS-tans count as monstergirl? They are not human for certain

>hora hora I can see all the lewd porn you browse, darling~

>> No.12414113

>>12414106
No.
Why would I give him lung cancer? So that later he starts making drugs with a stupid drug addict?

>> No.12414119

>>12414113
>stupid drug addict
Jesse was as good a cook as Walt by the end, don't call him stupid.

>> No.12414120

>>12414119
Remember when he put chilli powder in his meth around the beginning?
And tried to dissolve that one guy in his bathtub?

>haunted septic tank.jpg

>> No.12414121

>>12414119
Go back to your pedoland >>>/tv/

>> No.12414123

>>12414120

>what is character development

>> No.12414125

>>12414120
>not being knowledgeable means you're stupid
>>12414121
Fine, let's talk about Monster Girls using their crazy alchemy skills to create super powerful aphrodisiacs and selling them in the black market.

>> No.12414132

>>12414123
No matter how much his character develops, he'll still be that special little idiot he was at the beginning.

>> No.12414134

>>12413140
This was awesome
Please pastebin it and write more I'd definitely read stuff you write

>> No.12414135

>>12414132
Walt wasn't much better, remember how they CARRIED that barrel instead of rolling it?

>> No.12414138

>>12414135
Yep.
They were both idiots in different ways. Still damn good characters in a damn good show, though.

>> No.12414167

>>12414132
He is a fucking faggot, wanted to betray a man who saved his ass dozen of times

>> No.12414168

Your monster daughter is showing interest in a boy.
How do you respond?

>> No.12414182

>>12414168
Take care of him, Tony. Send my regards.

>> No.12414183

>>12414110
Nope, OS-tans are an entirely different being.
Monster Girls are mostly "animal + human girl" , but they are still organic/animal-like creatures

OS-tans are supposed to be made of digital data and memory, since they "directly" interact with the OS they "are" .

And the DO see the lewd porn you browse.

>> No.12414203

>>12412536
>We'd be raped to extinction in a few years.
Yes, and?

>> No.12414210

>>12414183
>I saw you are looking at the porn again, that is no good, I'm not enough for you? No internet for you this week, you can watch only doujins with me in them

>> No.12414216

>>12414210
XP is best OS-tan, prove me wrong

>> No.12414218

>>12414210
>inb4 your h folder is full of OS-tans (lewd) images

>> No.12414222

>>12414216
>inb4 Nanami
Btw, this is not the OS-tan thread
>>12384889 , here is.

>> No.12414226

>>12414216
She is ded, granpa, get along with the time

>> No.12414228

>>12414226
>XP still working fine
>She IS Windows XP
Not dead, but almost.

>> No.12414230

>>12414228
They stopped XP support half a year ago, she is officially ded niw

>> No.12414237

Would you read a story about monstergirl super heroes?

>> No.12414243

>>12414230
Nope, how can XP work without XP-tan?
Since she is the OS "herself", so she is not dead, but she is not upgrading anymore.

Whatever, this is not the right thread...
We are supposed to post monster girls here.
>>12384889

>> No.12414247

>>12414237
>inb4 Humans Boy Quest , with Amira as the main character

>> No.12414248

>>12414243
We kind of can't post MGs when the thread is at image limit.

>> No.12414249

>>12414237
It's pretty much just sex powers again and again, hardly touched

>> No.12414251

>>12414248
I know, but we are at least supposed to talk about them and not OS-tans

>> No.12414253

>>12414243
>Whatever, this is not the right thread...
At this point, when we're in the graveyard phase of the thread, when we stay at page 10 for hours and hours, posting can get pretty unrestricted

>> No.12414259

>>12414253
See >>12414251

>> No.12414263

>>12414251
We aren't even talking about them.
There's only like 5 of us.

>> No.12414266

UH-OH
Your monster girl daughterus have gotten lost in the woods and found a candy house, and a witch that wants to fatten them up to eat them
How do you react?

>> No.12414267

>>12414216
That's not Nanami, gramps

>> No.12414268

>>12414259
Too fucking bad, you must be new to this part of the thread because it's pretty much shitposting central

>> No.12414270

>>12414266
Grab SKS, go inna woods

>> No.12414273

>>12414267
Fully agree with you here, Nanami is best OS-tan
However XP-tan is 2nd best

>> No.12414282

>>12414266
Fuck the Witch

>> No.12414283

>>12412968
Wait really? Like, you're not playing with my heart here? I always assumed they were this impractical giant fuckoff rockworm with like 1/49th of its body being the woman. But if you're telling me that she can shrink her body to that the jaws close around her waist and she looks just like a Lamia, then, that's atleast 3+5/10.

>> No.12414287

>>12414268
I know but, I was trying to point out there a "OS-tan thread" if you want to discuss about them

>> No.12414288

>>12414283

You have to be her husband and have sex with her for years before she has the power to do that first, though.

>> No.12414321

[X] The Holstaurus

You decide on dumping a cup of ice down your underwear and conversing with the 'Holstaurus'. Come to think of it, you've met a few Minotaurs before in town, but never a Holstaurus. You had always thought they congregated in farms and milk refineries.

You walk up to the over modestly curved cattle girl as she's arranging merchandize and speak with a clear voice so you're not to stutter, "Excuse me?"

Delightfully compelled, the cow girl responds quite nonchalant, "Huh--? Something up, new guy? Looking for the toilet?"

"I'd like to have a few words with you..." You scratch the back of your neck reassuringly as you add the next sentence with a bit of charm, "As well as complete sentences."

"You got it! Just give me one second."

The cow girl stands on her tippy hooves and pushes a container of wine glasses back onto the top most shelf. The light shining overhead gleams off the golden ear piercings on each one of her inhuman ears, almost blinding you as the light passes. She waves over to the giant worm-like thing which appears to be just mindlessly lurking around?

That 'worm' thing, upon first sight, is quite horrifying and grotesque. It has a hard outer shell, with three 'insect' like eyes on each opposing side. The eyes shine with a prismatic color, a reflection of the girl inside the worm's body. Not only that, but the opening looks like a razor toothed mouth belonging to a flesh devouring monster.

But as the 'sandworm' turns it's body toward the two of you, it's hard to describe the motion it uses. It's a bit clumsy and dopey. The body is such an unusual color, it looks like it changes the shade under every light it crawls under. It's like a white color that fades into various alternating pigments. You suppose it reflects the stability of that peppy monster girl's emotions.

"Musu, get the next two shipments out of the back, would you?"

"Hai hai!"

>> No.12414327

Hearing a chipper voice come from that giant worm thing's body makes you smile. What a strange and humble creature.

The Holstaurus gives you a friendly smile and stands before you, "Alright! What's up, Mr. Pompadour? Need some lovin'?"

"I haven't introduced myself yet."

"Is that right? ------Come to think of it, neither have I?" The boisterous cow girl lets out a chuckle, "That's no good, no good at all!"

It would probably make the establishment seem a tad unprofessional if she shouted "HEY CHERRY BOY, CUSTOMER NEEDS A DRINK!" to which you would reply "I'M ON IT, TURBOJUGS!"

You extend your hand courteously, "Watashi wa Alex Anderson no desu"

The cow girl grabs your hand and molds it into a fist, then bumps it with her knuckles, "Milly. Just call me Milly."

"Nice to meet you, Mills."

"In case you're wondering, that dopey sandworm there is Musu. She's a bit of a character, but she's got a good heart. The maid in the brazen faze is Carmen. She's a sweet girl too if you give her the chance to be. She's also got excellent balance!"

"Excellent balance?"

"Yeah! Very eloquent n' shit. You know that whole posture thing where you balance books on your forehead?"

"I think I saw that on television. So she can do that?"

"Oh yeah! Weird, right?" Milly comes closer to you in a whisper, "You can balance a whole STACK of nickles on her bum."

"...I see."

Milly looks at you funny for about a minute before she almost keels over laughing outright.

"Ah-- did I do something humerus?"

"The way you agreed all brief and serious-like, it's making me bust a tit!"

You continue to exchange small talk over smaller details, but then you notice the bar itself is wide open, left unattended. Since the boss isn't here yet, it's best to pass the time with some practice. You invite the Holstaurus to sit down at the main bar counter.

"Ms. Milly, you mind if I pour you a drink?"

"Ara~ Whatcha doin' actin' all proper like that?"

"Are you saying Monster Girls don't like manners?"

>> No.12414330

"Most don't care what you act like as long as you're a human male and you're pourin' them a drink. Girls'll come right on it just cuz you're a man. This, you can trust me on."

"Sounds like it's going to be a rough time..."

Milly waves it off as it that previous comment meant nothing, "Naaaah, I bet you'll do way better than the last guy, atleast."

----Last guy? Well, obviously, it makes sense, there had to have been someone else working here before you. It was a sudden job opening after all. But just what happened...? Perhaps you should ask.

You very diligently grab a finely polished drinking glass and begin to cautiously pour in a few contrastive spirits from locations far apart from one another. Then add a few pieces of dry ice and an umbrella for dramatic effect.

"Here you are."

"Huh? But I didn't tell you what I wanted-?"

"No, you did not."

"Oi oi... That's kinda a prerequisite to being a bartender, taking drink orders from people, you know?"

"I understand. But why don't you try the drink I've made especially for you?"

"Specially for little ol' me, huh? Alright new guy, let me see what you've got!"

The Holstaurus takes one sip of the beverage you served her.

She puts down the beverage, wide eyed.

"...Moo."

"Pardon?"

"Fucking MOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The woman stands up mooing with a jittery twinkle in her eyes, "This tastes absolutely amazing!"

"It's a touch of kick with a consistently sweet aftertaste. I think it's a drink that matches you very well, Miss Milly."

"Alex, bro, you're fucking hired! There's no two ways about it! Gimme another!"

"I'm glad it's to your liking," you give a brief bow and quickly change the subject, "Would you mind telling me what happened to the last human male that worked here?"

"Phew!" The Holstaurus finishes her drink with a satisfied expression, "Awwww, it wasn't nothing too serious."

"Really? What occurred?"

"A uh.." Milly mutters in her cup as she drinks, "...shattered pelvis."

"----Excuse me?"

>> No.12414334

"He was a hard worker, the girls loved him. But the man was a workaholic! And one thing led to another and bam! Shattered pelvis."

"---Oh... Oh my..."

"That's what happens when you double team a dragon and a spider. Should've saw it coming. I mean, it was the one thing he was supposedly good at, after all. It was for the better, though. That guy was a dick. I've only just met you, and I can safely say you're ten times better."

"You're too kind."

These three monster girls turn out to be your coworkers. Milly, the Holstaurus. Carmen, the Kikimora. Musu, the Sandworm. All three very experienced barmaids will be there for you.

Regardless, it sounds like you have a rough road ahead, but you're confident in your ability to make a pleasant drink. Listening to peoples troubles and giving them a brief reprieve before they face them, it'll be all the harder with inhuman females as clientele.

As the boss penguin finally shows up, you start your training for your first day.

"You four shall be my closest confidants, both my strength and defense. With you all, we share a unity. With Carmen and Musu working the corners, Milly working the center, and you Alex, working the tip. It's the shape of a dick. A dick shaped unity, we must all share. And through dick, unity."

"Im...pressive speech, boss?"

"Sheer dynamite, my boy."

>> No.12414337

Carmen steps forward, filled with confidence visible from the expression on her face, "Alright, before we open, we must first make sure this place is spic and span!"

"We ALWAYS fuckin' clean before we open, ya neat freak," Milly groans out with annoyance, "The place isn't any dirtier than it was closing night."

"Fine, if you do not wish to help, then I will simply ask Musu to help me," the Kikimora politely steps to the side and hands the girl poking out of the sandworm a mop, "Here you go, Musu."

"Oooh.. this is pretty nifty! So what do I do?" The beauty in the sandworm asks the Kikimora very upfront.

"You take the wet end and clean dirty things with it."

"Oh.. I see...!"

"No shit? It's so fuckin' easy a retarded chimp could figure it out, Musu-"

!

Musu pushes the mop into Milly's face and wipes it around.

"-------" Carmen tries her best to hold back laughter, but tears of joy begin to form regardless.

"Erm... Musu, what are you doing?"

"Milly Milly's mouth is pretty dirty! Right?"

"WHY YOU!" Milly grabs the mop and tackles the sandworm, "I'LL SHOW YOU A DIRTY MOUTH!"

"Ayyyyyyyyehhhh!" the worm begins to roll across the floor, destroying fucking everything.

And thus you began your training before you inevitably begin your first day of being a bartender for Monster Girls. What exotic clients await? What perverse and probably silly shit will follow? Will Milly's mouth ever be cleaned properly?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z.

-------------To be continued---------------

>> No.12414338

>>12414334
What is with you and that unity through dick joke?

>> No.12414342

>>12414338
>Not liking dick unity

It's like saying how everyone, regardless of nationality or race, blows on NES carts the same way.

Through blowing, unity.

And through cocks, brotherhood.

>> No.12414345

>>12414337
>tfw no dojikko lamia barmaid who trips and trips other people with her tail

>> No.12414348

>>12414342
Pretty sure Africans would try and eat the NES cart

>> No.12414353

>>12414348
Actually, Africans are very diligent with discarded materials and cheap materials. One made a model bicycle out of some matchsticks and a lighter.

>> No.12414354

>>12414348
They'd destroy it, and kill a bunch of innocent people under the guide of "Being Freedom Fighters".

>> No.12414359

>This thread is still #7 in line to be deleted
I want to post pictures again

>> No.12414369

>>12414337
This is glorious. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me things to laugh at. And get vaguely aroused to.

>> No.12414371

>>12414359
Do I have to keep mentioning how we're slower than turtles fucking?

>> No.12414373

>>12414371
Man this thread has like 40% of the current posts in /jp/

>> No.12414380

>>12414373
Shows just how much people love their monster titties, and how slow /jp/ is.

>> No.12414386

>>12414373
And the other 50% is KanColle thread
Remaining 10% is /jp/ native threads

>> No.12414392

>>12414386
KanColle?

>> No.12414397

>>12414386
You'd think we'd have some leway to make another threat at nearly twenty-two hundred posts

Fuck I'm about ready to bump those other threads so we're up for deleting sooner

>>12414392
C'mon dude, really?

>> No.12414398

>>12414348
Is Ebola-chan a monstergirl? She is yandere who loves you to death

>> No.12414406

>>12414398
I'd argue yes

>> No.12414412

>>12414397
Sorry.
I'm not as balls deep into Kantai Collection, like everyone else.

>> No.12414418

>>12414412
Get on those doujins tho

>> No.12414423

>>12414418
I don't know.
It's not very interesting to me.

>> No.12414426

>>12414423
It's particularly good for ffm_threesome tag

>> No.12414428

>>12414412
>Googled Kantai Collection
Is that that thing with the boats who are women? One of them is like alabaster white with a horn. Think I saw a doujin of her.

>> No.12414432

>>12414426
Eeeeeeehhhhhhhh
I still don't know. To be honest, I'm getting bored of things like that.

>> No.12414436

>>12414432
I see.

And what are you interested in?

>> No.12414440

>>12414428
>One of them is like alabaster white with a horn. Think I saw a doujin of her.
Oh, I love that one. Were there any doujins of her at C86?

>> No.12414444

>There will never be an Asterio doujin
>Her doppleganger had to share four pages with two other girls
All I want is to see a huge buff brown minotaur with massive titties get fucked silly and impregnated

Is that so much to ask?

>> No.12414445

>>12414418
Meh, KanColles are fucking boring.
Touhous had different personalities, body types and stuff. All KanColes have the same stromtrooper design and "I rabu admiral" personality. Aside from loli turboslut with bunny ears

>> No.12414446

>>12414436
I just don't know anymore.
I think I've reached a dead end until a new fetish is made.

>> No.12414447

>>12414428
>Is that that thing with the boats who are women?
They sortof are, sortof aren't.
When they're out of combat they're more or less normal people with some character quirks as far as I can tell.

> One of them is like alabaster white with a horn.
That's one of the enemy ships. Imo they have a more interesting design than the good guys

>> No.12414448

>just read the mothgirl doujin

Wow, she's actually terrifying. If she loved the MC so much then why does she go about acting like a complete creep towards him?

Also, the permanent timeloop thing is messed up, the guy is stuck forever being frightened of some place he's drawn to, goes in, gets raped + shotafied, runs screaming and repeats. There is nothing about that situation that isn't nightmarish.

Also, what the fuck is she doing for those ten years between rapes? Just sitting in there?

fucking loved it just for how creepy the whole thing is and the MG design, though

>> No.12414449

>>12414445
I really like "I rabu admira"
>>12414446
What was the last you were into?

>> No.12414450

>>12414447
Well, it sounds stupid and only the bad guys are boner inducing. Make of that what you will, I guess.

>> No.12414451

>>12414428
The only reason that shit is so popular because you can literally marry your favorite girl in-game

>> No.12414452

>>12414449
NTR and Drug Abuse

>> No.12414455

>>12414451
Even the white one with the horn?

>> No.12414457

>almost 2,200 posts

Jesus fuck.
Is this the biggest thread yet, or is this normal? I'm rarely around these threads at this stage.

>> No.12414459

>>12414452
I understand.

You decided to go a little further off the deep end then I did.

Still, try a few lovey dovey vanilla doujins, thats all I've been able to enjoy for a while

>> No.12414461

>>12414455
No, they are enemies. Vengeful spirits of old ded ships or something

>> No.12414462

>>12414452
Anon, you have become the demons.
You should purify your soul.

>> No.12414463

>>12414457
Pretty sure it's the biggest yet

>> No.12414464

>>12414452
Maeshima Ryou's precure doujins are really good for it.
Cute lolis taking drugs, smoking weed everyday and rapidly turning into crack whores

>> No.12414467

>>12414459
I try.


>>12414462
Speaking of demons and souls, did anyone ever turn the bosses of Darksouls 2 into monster girls yet?

>> No.12414468

>>12414444
>tfw have cover of 12Beast volume 2
>tfw can't post it

>> No.12414473

>>12414461
Fukkin lame. Vengeful healing is best healing. I thought for a second there it was going to be top tier character development where you ban befriend the enemy or something. I mean, all the pictures I saw of that chick, she was in this adorable turtleneck sweater. Asif that isn't waifu material.
>>12414457
Biggest I'm aware of is reaching 2400. This is about the norm. Slightly inflated because of Bromont's OC.

>> No.12414475

>>12414467

Those weren't very creative though.

Half of them were just variants of some guys in armour. Now the first Dark Souls could have good MGs.

>> No.12414484

>>12414473

I'm still concerned that Bromont's OC is going to get us moved again. The posts are huge and take up most of the screen, perhaps pastebin would be best?

Not that I don't enjoy them, I love the CYOA posts, and I've missed having them about, but recent events make me paranoid.

>> No.12414485

>>12414473
Nigga, that is a browser game.
Touhous have 100x more canon personality than them
Enemies literally have like 5 lines "I'm gonna wreck yo shit" "oh noes, I ded"

>> No.12414492

>>12414485
Wait what? So you can get married in a card game? I... why?

>> No.12414499

>>12414475
Demon's Souls also has the best Demon.

Maiden Astrea

>> No.12414501

>>12414492
Uh sorry I read browser game as card game for whatever reason.

>> No.12414506

>>12414473
I don't like her because some artists tend to give her huge man hands underneath those metal claws and then fetishize the hell out of that for some reason
http://37.media.tumblr.com/0d293ed42de7bbb0f4447e8a67937e4c/tumblr_n53z3wjtQ81spm57oo1_1280.png

>> No.12414508

>>12414468
>tfw it's already here

>> No.12414512

>>12414485

All I know about it is you have a harem of girls pretending to be ships who have no personality, and they all adore you unconditionally because YOU ADMIRAL.

I'm not surprised that shit is popular in Japan. It would appear to be more popular than Touhou at this point, and that's fucking insane.

>> No.12414515

>>12414506
Weird. But her char. Design ticks so many fucking boxes for me. I'm willing to be you wouldn't have a single problem with her if no for the weird hands that some people draw.

>> No.12414516

>>12414485
What is the game even about? And is it fun?

>> No.12414520

>>12414506
Cute

>> No.12414522

>>12414468

Soon. In a few hours this thread will finally fucking die and we can post images again.

I really hope people refrain from posting reaction faces again. It can be amusing on faster boards, but its just a waste on here.

>> No.12414528

>>12414506
I think the big soft hands are kinda hot

>> No.12414530

>>12414522
Just for that, I'll dump lewd pictures of Lamias, Kitsunes, and Elves.

>> No.12414534

>>12414530

Is that a reward or are you trying to be a dick?

Because I count that as a reward.

>> No.12414537

>>12414506
>man hands
They're just big hands. They still look soft, smooth and feminine.

>> No.12414541

>>12414534
But it eats up your precious post count.

>> No.12414543

>>12414537
>They still look soft, smooth
Agreed
>and feminine.
Disagreed.

>> No.12414544

>>12414541

But you're posting lewd pictures, its all good.

>> No.12414549

>>12414544
Well then.
I better post NTR instead then, like that NTR centaur story.

>> No.12414550

>>12414543
Well, opinions.
I'm just saying that I think they look cute and I don't find them a turnoff at all.

>> No.12414558

>>12414484
It's all right, it's out of my system now. I'm just happy you guys humored me and wanted to have a CYOA like old times.

>> No.12414559

>>12414549

Aw, come on. That's just being a dick to everyone in general. You clearly are not living your life properly.

>> No.12414562

>>12414549
Then you are not an ally of justice.

>> No.12414565

>>12414558
Please keep going at some point.
You are the hero we deserve and need.

>> No.12414566

>>12414558

It sucks, but it looks like those days are over. But maybe they can continue at a slower pace via pastebin?

>> No.12414569

>>12414543
>implying you wouldn't let her tenderly milk you with those hands

>> No.12414582

>>12414569
I never implied such a thing anon. I would just be slightly off put. And greatly concerned that she would crush my dick within those gorilla palms. And I would try to subtly suggest boobjobs instead of handjobs.

>> No.12414584

>>12414566
Naw, there are enough pastebin stories, I think.

>> No.12414585

>>12414582
>gorilla palms
But they look nothing like that

>> No.12414592

>>12414585
I was more referring to the size.

>> No.12414594

>>12414584
You can never have enough. I mean, if it's all about the same MG sure, but if its something new, bring it.

>> No.12414595

>>12414582
>And I would try to subtly suggest boobjobs instead of handjobs.
Why not both?

>> No.12414597

>>12414584

Lies, there can never be enough. And half of those stories are about popular girls. When was the last time you read about Mummies, Liches, Wrights, or Goblins?
Its pretty much all werewolves or Manticores these days.

>> No.12414599

>>12414595
What, like at the same time? Impossible.

>> No.12414600

>>12414597
I personally want more oomukade. And yandere shirohebi. But with a happy ending.

>> No.12414601

>>12414597
>werewolves

I haven't seen any.

>> No.12414605

>>12414599
No, first a handjob, then the paizuri.

>> No.12414612

>>12414605
Eh. Honestly I'm not a fan of handjobs nor do I understand what's so great about them. I can just give myself a handjob, but paizuri, blowjob? Those I cannot do. And both those can be done at the same time. Clearly superior.

>> No.12414614

>>12414612
I don't like handjobs from regular human girls very much either, but a girl with exotic hands doing it drives me wild.

>> No.12414619

>>12414614
I can respect that.

>> No.12414622

>>12414612
Picture it.

You're with your waifu of choice, she takes one hand and covers your eyes. Sensory deprivation. She then starts whispering perverted things into your naked ears and describing how incredibly hard you are. You can't see anything, you can only hear your waifu talking dirty.

And while she's doing this, and you can't see jack squat, you feel her fingers suddenly wrap around your dick quite firmly, breaking chance of it escaping. She begins to stroke it and admire it, her lewd whispers and temptation echoing throughout your shaft in sensitive throbs, a volcano just ready to burst.

>> No.12414627

>>12410910

Who'd win, Kejourou or Ore-man with the B

>> No.12414631

>>12414622
what if my waifu is Gnome

>> No.12414635

>>12414631
Then kneel, nigga.

>> No.12414638

>>12414635
Kneel for what?

>> No.12414640

>>12414638
You gotta genuflect before you do anything, obviously.

>> No.12414643

>>12414640
but that doesn't really solve the issue at hand

>> No.12414646

>>12414643
Solution is simple

Get a new waifu, one that won't ruin your laifu

>> No.12414648

>>12414646
>abandoning your waifu like that
No

>> No.12414649

>>12414643
>genuflect
>not solving anything

You youngins disappoint me.

>> No.12414652

>>12414622
That sounds amazing, truly. But never the less, replacing hands with boobs in that situation is still vastly superior. BUT even better is a waifu capable of some kind of natural or magical telepathy. Magically, she dims all your senses, your sense of sight, your sense of taste, and smell, and yet at the same time, amplifies your sense of hearing and touch. She taps into your mind directly, and her lewd whispers echo throughout your head and through all this, all you can hear is her slurping on your dick, and all you feel is the warm wetness of her mouth.

>> No.12414654

>>12414649
how would genuflecting suddenly let her jerk me off with her giant earthen hands?

>> No.12414655

>>12414654
Ask Bromont.
He is the god of Genuflection.

>> No.12414656

>>12414655
Very well, I shall call upon Bromont's wisdom then.

>> No.12414659

>>12414656
Pee on her.

>> No.12414660

>>12414659
I would never urinate upon my waifu.

>> No.12414661

Fuckity fuck, we still 5 in line to abyss

>> No.12414662

>>12414660
Then you will never truly love your waifu.

>> No.12414663

>>12414659
No Bromont. Stop channeling Vivi.


>>12414661
You could use this time to download as many MG pics from Dan/Gelbooru.

>> No.12414664

>>12414663
>You could use this time to download as many MG pics from Dan/Gelbooru.
For what purpose?

>> No.12414666

>>12414664
To POST them?
Just to have them?
Acquire inspiration for a story?

>> No.12414670

>>12414663
Everybody knows rock types are weak against water. It'd be the best way to soften up those big hands.

>> No.12414674

>>12414670
I'm fairly certain she could make them feel nice and soft without you having to spit on her.

>> No.12414678

>>12414674
What if she asks you to spit on her, beat her up and call her a whore?

>> No.12414680

>>12414656
>>12414659
This needs to be screencaped

>> No.12414703

>>12414678
Then you make sweet, vanilla love to her.
She'll hate you.

>> No.12414724

We are still 5 in a death line
What the fuck

>> No.12414727

>>12414724
Stop complaining.
go look up that one kitsune doujin with a chocolate kitsune.

>> No.12414730

>>12414727
What doujin?

>> No.12414744

>>12414730
I take it you weren't here a few days ago?
http://exhentai.org/g/593671/1b039b8c1e/

>> No.12414750

>>12414744
But I can't into ching chong

>> No.12414752

>>12414750
But you can still fap to the dark skinned beauty.

>> No.12414757

>>12414752
>being a nigger lover

>> No.12414764

>>12414757
>being a dark skin hating faggot

>> No.12414767

>>12414757
Dark skin =/= Black

>> No.12414768

>>12414752

No, I can't fap without a context

I would rather go fap to imouto paradise

>> No.12414774

>>12414744
>handholding
>leglocking
This is most pleasing.

>> No.12414780

>>12414768
Here's the context.

>"AW SHIT SON, I JUST SAVED A FOX GIRL"
>"WILL YOU FUCK ME WHEN WE'RE OLDER?"
>"Alright"
>they fuck 254 episodes later
>they fuck again, but due to MC cumming too early, his fox waifu ditches him
>MC then goes on a journey to not be a little bitch

>> No.12414783

>>12414780
>but due to MC cumming too early, his fox waifu ditches him
So it's NTR?
I like it

>> No.12414786

>>12414783
It's not NTR.
Look through the pages.

>> No.12414787

>>12414786
Looks pretty NTR to me
http://exhentai.org/s/5795a9b860/593671-15

>> No.12414811

Doujins that have mass amounts of sex but no one gets pregnant is a failure of the game design

>> No.12414814

>>12414811
Usually doujins cover one day or week at maximum, how would you know are the pregnant or not?

>> No.12414969

>>12414744
Hm, it's actually chinese original manga.
So it's Manhua not manga

>> No.12414979

>>12414969
Please explain the many nuances of your Chinese cartoons to your parents, not to us.

>> No.12414992

So here's a riddle for you. What would Charon-chan's kisses taste like?

>> No.12414993

>>12414992

Like being stuck on page 10 for over 24 hours.

>> No.12414995

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2336952
Here's something for you thunderbird fans

>> No.12414997

>>12414993
That's not a taste, that's a feeling. A nuance of apathy.

>> No.12415000

>>12414993
I long for the sweet embrace of death

>> No.12415018

>>12415000
People are forgetting to sage.

>> No.12415020

>>12414995
Nigga, this shit is like 2 years old

>> No.12415035

>>12415020

Like this thread.
I swear, this must be how immortal MGs feel. Their loved one has long since died, but all they can do is stand over their grave, mourning for all eternity, just wishing they could hear their beloved's voice just one last time.

>> No.12415040

>>12415035
But that's wrong anon. This is how men feel when their Phoenix Girl is old and sick. They're waiting for the inevitable death and rebirth that will make everything better again.

>> No.12415041

>>12415035
>implying
They either forget about them and start searching for another dick or make them immortal and shit

>> No.12415044

>>12415041
Oh, like the Sphinx from MGQ did?

>> No.12415047

>>12415044
In MGE you don't have a choice, you become immortal just by having sex

>> No.12415049

>>12415047
Fuck MGE, KC's not the boss of me.

>> No.12415053

>>12415049
So your boss is Torotoro?

>> No.12415056

>>12415053
Nope, I'm the boss of me. And I put MGE below MGQ because of all the MAMONO MANA shit.

>> No.12415057

>>12415044
>Sphinx from MGQ
How did she even have intercourse with her husband
Where do you insert your penis

>> No.12415058

>>12415049
He's giving you a waifu and inmortality anon, what's not to like?

>> No.12415068

>>12415057
Like Alice, that Sphinx probably had multiple places for you to insert your penis. Her pussy was probably on the hind end of her lion body though. She might have had two though, we'll never know.

But its fun to make stuff up.

And if you loved her enough, being inside her big lion mouth was certainly pleasurable enough. She wouldn't eat you, afterall.

>> No.12415067

>>12415057
Puzzlecunt. She's got a lionpussy, mang.

>> No.12415069

>>12413395
I want my Christmas cake.

>> No.12415071

>>12415068
>Her pussy was probably on the hind end of her lion body though.
>being inside her big lion mouth
who would ever want that
what the fuck

>> No.12415073

>>12415071
I would. It'd feel good, she looks attractive, and it'd be kinky as hell.

>> No.12415077

>>12415073
This guy understands Monster Girls.

>> No.12415080

>>12415068
>that Sphinx probably had multiple places for you to insert your penis
Like where?

>> No.12415084

>>12415080
Considering that Alice has no less then 6 places that can wrap around your penis and slurp out your semen: Mouth, belly mouth, tailtip mouth, pussy, flowers, ass, and probably more...

I expect the Sphinx, being so powerful and ancient, has a number of them herself.

For the absurdists, those big lion nostrils you could probably fuck and she'd snort up your cum like finest cocaine.

>> No.12415087

>>12415068
>She wouldn't eat you, afterall.
Until she gets a bit too carried away and accidentally eats you.
She probably loses many husbands this way.

>> No.12415089

>>12415084
...Any less absurd ones?

>> No.12415090

>>12415084
>snort up your cum like finest cocaine
Thanks for that image.

>> No.12415093

>>12415087
I assume she can regurgitate you before you dissolve.
>>12415090
You're welcome! Hahaha.

>> No.12415095

We're next in line for deletion, bitches.
BRING ON OBLIVION!

>> No.12415097

>>12415084

>snorting cum
That's pretty sick. Why do tripfags have to ruin things?

>> No.12415099

>>12415097
I'm not a tripfag, I'm a writefag I'm fucking with you and saying silly things.

I'm just bringing to light how many possible ways the Sphinx in MGQ could probably enjoy your semen.

>> No.12415103

>>12415099
>I'm not a tripfag
But you're using a... oh whatever.

>> No.12415105

Tick tock tick tock.

This thread is on borrowed time

>> No.12415107

>>12415105
Time is an illusion. It's always rape o'clock.

>> No.12415108

>>12415099
But do you have any more realistic examples? I'm not really seeing how Sphinx could approach Alice's sexual swiss army knife status.

>> No.12415109

>>12415095
Create new thread and it will push this one into abyss

>> No.12415111

>>12415105
You would think making a new thread would push this one off but learned last time that it's probably not even the absolute end of the catalog. Fucking ghost town.

>> No.12415112

New thread where.

>> No.12415113

>>12415108
The Sphinx would blindfold you and then riddle you:
>what is your dick inside of now?
Wrong answer results in more rape.

>> No.12415114

>>12415099
But seriously: She has six snakes attached to her body, each with a mouth for slurping. She probably has a big fluffy, puffy lion pussy behind her that she could fuck you like Nanabi does in her scene. Other then that, who knows. Maybe her wings can turn into tentacles to slurp you off, maybe that thick lion tongue can slurp around your penis. It seemed to have multiple holes on the surface of it for insertion or was just rough. It looks weird. The tip of her big fluffy tailend probably hides a tailmouth like Alice has.

>>12415108
As stated above.

>>12415103
Oh fine. I was using a name, not a trip. There is a difference.

>> No.12415115

>>12415107

I bet you live in MGC like a poorfag.
No human should ever have to life in Rapestan. The government should just nuke that hell hole along with Detroit.

>> No.12415116

>>12415114
>It seemed to have multiple holes on the surface of it for insertion
Yeah, her tongue is noted to be covered in semen slurping organs.

>> No.12415118

>>12415115
You can't nuke Monster Girls, because MAMONO MANA + radiation = kaiju girls.

>> No.12415119

>>12415114

Never played MGQ. But it sounds like your describing a Setouchi abomination and therefore I want you to stop, please.

>> No.12415122

>>12415119
>never played MGQ
Get out and go play it.

>> No.12415123

>>12415114
>There is a difference.
One is easier to fake so somehow less relevant or important?

>> No.12415124

>>12415119
>Never played MGQ. But it sounds like your describing a Setouchi abomination and therefore I want you to stop, please.

You should look at this and find out.
http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Sphinx

>> No.12415130

>>12415123
Yep.

>> No.12415132

...Time, /MGG/?

Is it really that... time again?

It seems you've only just arrived. You've done a great deal in such a small time span, I've recieved some interesting offers for your services.

In the mean time,

This is where I get off.

>> No.12415137

>>12415132
G-man, go away, you're not relevant because Half-Life is ded.

>> No.12415138

>>12415114
Nanabi a cutie

>> No.12415139

>>12415124
>>12415122

IT FUCKING IS A SETOUCHI AFTER ALL!

>> No.12415140

>>12415130
You may as well just leave it Anonymous and not bother trying to use identity at all if you're going to half-ass it then. Never understood that "important difference" crap.

>> No.12415142

>>12415139
Go play the game already you pansy.

>> No.12415145

>>12415138
I would be entirely happy being Nanabi's husband for the rest of my life.

The idea of being sat on by a big fluffy fox girl and lovingly fucked by a pussy that can /slurp/ your semen out of you is entirely fine by me. Not to mention all those tentacle mouths that she can turn her tails into.

She'd be a fantastic wife.

>> No.12415147

>>12415137

We'll see... about that.

>> No.12415149

>>12415145
And now I have to go fap to Nanabi's rape scene.

>> No.12415151

>>12415145
And a lot of fluffy daughterus

>> No.12415152

>>12415147
No we won't. At this point, even if Half-Life 3 was confirmed, I wouldn't buy it. Fuck you G-man, you're just 3deep5me

>> No.12415159

/thread.

>> No.12415174

>>12415145
Too bad about the ugly fox half.

>> No.12415175

>>12415174
>ugly fox half
There's a fox half, but it's not an ugly one, what are you babbling about? You're hysterical!

>> No.12415177

>>12415138
>>12415145
>>12415149
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1408883687561.jpg

>> No.12415180

>>12415175
>implying it isn't ugly

>> No.12415183

>>12415177
Oh the things I would do to be her husband.

>> No.12415185

>>12415180
>implying
No, I was not implying anything, I was saying it directly.

>> No.12415186

>>12415183
>wanting to fuck an animal pussy

>> No.12415187

>>12415180
Only if you are a faggot

>> No.12415189

>>12415186
>not loving every part of her
Do you even into Monster Girls?

>> No.12415190

>>12415183
Why settle for Nanabi if all the other kitsunes are strictly superior?

>> No.12415194

>>12415185
How is it not ugly?

>> No.12415195

>>12415190
Yao a shit

>> No.12415198

>>12415194
How is it ugly?

>> No.12415201

>>12415186
>Implying an animal has a pussy that can slurp up your semen when you orgasm inside of it, sucking it up inside so it gets settled into her womb so she can have your children.
>>12415190
They're all wonderful, but settling is never part of it.

Considering they are all magical, I expect all of them can change shape to a form like Nanabi has.

And I expect Nanabi can transform back to a non-foxtaur girl.

I just completely love the asthetics of her. The big fluffy butt and swishy tails and the little shimmy she'd do as she walks in my imagination.

Nanabi is love. Tamamo is sex. And Yao is pure elegant fucking. God her hair, her shoulders... mmmnf. I'd be content to be relegated to fucking her ass as long as I could snuggle and admire her beautiful body.

>> No.12415202

>>12415198
Too bestial. There's nothing sensual or sexual about it.

>> No.12415205

>>12415202
So you think animals are by default ugly?

>> No.12415206

>>12415205
No, but animals are also not something that I'm supposed to want to fuck.

>> No.12415207

>>12415186
>Not being a Harkness Rule followerer.

I'll stick my dick in anything that has a pussy that has the intelligence to say yes.

>> No.12415208

>>12415202

It's the typical problem with Setochi abomination proportions. The human bits are little more than a hood ornament.

>> No.12415211

>>12415206
And this has something to do with whether they're ugly or now how?

>> No.12415212

>>12415206
You are limited. Expand your mind. Humanity exist to go to brave new worlds, and find something to fuck on them!

This includes intelligent animal pussies that consent to do so.

>> No.12415213

>>12415208
Exactly, the human portion is just an afterthought when it should be the focus.

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