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12372606 No.12372606[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Satori eating a hamburger.

>> No.12372616
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STRIKE THE EARTH

>> No.12372615

Triple fucking Whooper holy shit!

>> No.12372635

satori is really hungry

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>>12372606

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>>12372654

>> No.12372683

>>12372635
for cocks LOL

>> No.12372744

I give my life for the burg

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>>12372744

>> No.12372785

>>12372606
There's no way she can eat that whole thing.

Impossible.

>>12372654

No way.

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I pity the dead who no longer feel the burg's embrace.

>> No.12373444

>>12372606
I want to give flavor to Satori's burger with my special Mayo.

>> No.12373526

Triple whoppers are so sloppy.

>> No.12377177
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Should I feel bad for being a vegetarian?

>> No.12377194

>>12377177
Yes, you burgless fuck

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>>12373444

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>>12377177
No, it's the superior way of life.

Look at the Buddhists for example.

>> No.12377295 [DELETED] 

preemptive wwtd

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>>12377177
Burger-Betrayer!

>>12377240
Japan traditionally had a rather meatless diet for most of their history until they were freed from their horrible meatless existence by the US.
Now they love meats

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>>12377304
アウ。。。

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/jp/ - burg kultur

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>>12380059
>>12380059

>> No.12380626

i had burger king today

it was very tasty...i haven't had the chicken fries in 5 years and my whopper was fresh tasting

>> No.12380659

>>12380626
I came in your burg, dude.

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True love.

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>>12372606

>> No.12380729

They'll get pudgy eating this junk every day.

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>>12380729
Do youkai have good metabolisms?

>> No.12380752

>>12377177
You may try to substitute the meat with seitan.
Seasoned well, it tastes great even grilled, but you'll never get the same juicy texture, especially if you're accustomed to steak, I'd wager.

>> No.12380752,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12377295
3 days for this
janny is literally steamed like a potato

>> No.12380752,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380752,1
I don't know, looks more like you got owned gay boy.

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>>12380752
Huh, I've never even heard of seitan. That being said, I do eat a lot of tofu. I'm not religiously vegetarian, but I just don't really like the idea of eating something like beef or chicken, even though I do sometimes eat salmon.

I guess that makes me a hypocrite/pesco-vegetarian. It doesn't really make sense to me either.

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>>12380774
Vegetarianism is for retarded subhumans anyway. A real human being eats whatever type of burg it wants.

>> No.12380786,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380786
truNEETs can't afford meat every day like your normlord ass

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>>12380617

>> No.12380806

>>12380749
If they eat humans, I thought it would be more like pythons where one meal lasts them a good long time.

>> No.12380806,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380786,1
Ask your mom to buy it, idiot

>> No.12380806,2 [INTERNAL] 

guys where should i get my burg for dinner tonight? i want something new so that limits it to culvers or burger fi

which one is better
which one has the better bürg

>> No.12380810

>>12380803
burger patty

>> No.12380810,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380806,2
why don't you just make your own?
homemade is the best.

>> No.12380810,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,1
my mom just got the car back from the mechanic so i want to drive to get a burg

>> No.12380810,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,2
make burgers together with your mom or sister if you have one, it'll be fun!

>> No.12380810,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,1
do you have a recipe for the patty?

>> No.12380810,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,3
i want to make burgers with a loli

>> No.12380810,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,5
Do lolis even know how wonderful they are?

>> No.12380810,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,6
That's why they act like rotten little shits.

>> No.12380810,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,6
I think they're unaware. They just act in ways that are normal to them, and do things that are normal to them, but the things that are normal for a little girl tend to be really cute.

>> No.12380810,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,8
What planet do you live on? Little girls act like little brats, fucking retards man.

>> No.12380810,10 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK the queers

>> No.12381338

Become the burg!!

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>> No.12381516,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,9
Where the fuck do you live? Where I live little girls are cute. I speak with experience, as I have had a few loli friends in the past.

>> No.12381516,2 [INTERNAL] 

i ended up going to culvers

i did not like it very much and as a matter of fact the best thing was the bun

the burgers were like a shittier version of freddy's burgers

>> No.12381516,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381516,1
Nope, not true.

>> No.12381654

>>12381516
>>12380774
More like this? Food before wide open mouth summons the ultimate boner.

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>>12381654
yum

>> No.12381667,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,4
take ground meat
form it into a patty
add whatever shit you want

it's not hard

>> No.12381667,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,1
I don't know after years of making my own hamburgers I bought one of those premade frozen patties boxes at it was way tastier. Plus it was cheaper somehow. I could only get four hamburgers with a pound of ground beef but I got six in the box and it cost around the same.

>> No.12381667,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,2
>premade frozen pattie
fuck no

Especially the seasoning tends to be all fucked up on those. Do it yourself >>12381667,1

>> No.12381667,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,3
Truth, that guy must have been a literal subhuman.

>> No.12381667,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381516,3
Entirely true. They even wear skirts and dresses sometimes. Sometimes even short denims.

>> No.12381667,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,3
That guy didn't put any seasoning at all on his.

>> No.12381667,7 [INTERNAL] 

Or I guess he did, but he was pretty ambiguous about it.

>>12381667,4
If you consider not being a chef subhuman.

>> No.12381667,8 [INTERNAL] 

filthy dumb /ck/ scum

>> No.12381667,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>12380810,8
The fact that they are unaware is cute as hell!

>> No.12381667,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,5
Yeah man, that definitely has a lot to with the discussion. Stay delusional gay boy

>> No.12381667,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,10
Just saying that cute, generic lolis do exist. Not all of them are ugly and obnoxious.

>> No.12381667,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,11
I guess in your fantasies.

>> No.12381667,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,12
No, in any public location on a weekend or during summer.

>> No.12381667,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,13
In your fantasies.

>> No.12381667,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,14
Considering they aren't begging me for my dick and I don't have superpowers, I would say that it's is, in fact, the real world and not a fantasy.

>> No.12381667,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,15
In your fantasies. Don't even have to say anything else, I've already won :)

>> No.12381667,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,12
Where do you live where a little girl wearing anything other than pants is as rare as you make it out to be?

>> No.12381667,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,17
The US.

Girls never wear anything but jeans or slutty short shorts.

Girls wearing a skirt or dresses is so rare, why don't girls wear skirts or dresses?

>> No.12381667,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,17
We're talking about delusional-kun's fantasies not about how little girls act.

>> No.12381667,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,19
They act cute.

>> No.12381667,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,18
I'm in the US too but I still see most of them wearing things other than pants.

>> No.12381667,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12381667,18
>The US
That really narrows it down buddy.

>> No.12381667,23 [INTERNAL] 

Delusional-kun~

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