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12345911 No.12345911[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

let's hurt alice in as many ways as we can

>> No.12345913 [DELETED] 

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>> No.12345918

I would probably have sex with Alice.

>> No.12345924
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12345924

emotional damage is good too, even if it alone is not enough for a touhou as ugly as alice

>> No.12345961
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>>12345924
But Alice is adorable!

>> No.12345984

>>12345924
why is alice so giant in this picture?

>> No.12345997

>>12345984
cuz she's fat lol

>> No.12346034

*bonk*

>> No.12346164

>>12345918
Nobody deserves such a fate, not even Alice.

>> No.12346516

bonk

>> No.12346524

*whack*

>> No.12346535
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>>12345911
But that doesn't look like medicine

>> No.12346560

BANG!

alice is dead

>> No.12346591

Posting because I fucking hate Alice.

>> No.12346615

I am ambivalent towards Alice. I do not wish for her to get hurt but I really don't care if she does either!

>> No.12346642

Fuck Alice

>> No.12346695

>>12346164
Alice is a slut, she obviously deserves it.

>> No.12347015

I love Alice. :(

>> No.12347590
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12347590

what if alice likes being hit in the head with a shovel? this thread could be a trick! Alice is probably stupid enough to do that kind of thing. Maybe she made the thread herself! HI ALICE!

>> No.12347624
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12347624

Alice is one of the few 2hus who not is a fucking human eater and you morons still bullying her.

>> No.12347637

>>12347624

she's a cock eater
also another bonk on her retarded head

>> No.12347667

>>12345918
>>12345961
>>12347015
>>12347624
if you like alice so much why are you hitting her in the head with a shovel?

>> No.12347677

>>12347624
Alice doesn't eats humans but instead she kills them and remove their eyes to use them in her dolls.

3rd worst touhou, 2nd worst fanbase.

>> No.12347710

>>12347677
is your worst fanbase tenshi or cirno?

>> No.12347718

>>12347710
Is universally agreed that Flan has the worst fanbase.

>> No.12347737

>>12347677
>3rd worst touhou
thats kaguya

>> No.12347791
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>>12347710
>>12347718
>>12347737
hehe, ignoring alice while hurting her is very creative. I like it!

>> No.12347891

Bump for one more hit in the head of Alice. What a stupid Touhou.

>> No.12347900

>>12347710
Tenshi has a fanbase?

>> No.12347975
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Alice is bullied so much she turns to alcohol to forget the pain.

>> No.12348123

>>12347677
But she has a high level of human friendship

>> No.12348148

>>12348123
She also has a high level of human autism.

>> No.12348159

>>12348148
She used to have a high level of human autism. Now she has youkai autism.

>> No.12348164

Isn't she supposed to be 'youki scum', Reimu why are you not getting rid of 'youki scum'?

>> No.12348319

>>12348164
What's a youki

>> No.12348330

>>12348319
A ching chong monster.

>> No.12348426
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>> No.12348484

>>12347900
All one of me

>> No.12348491

One from me.

>> No.12348525

>>12345911

Saw a super-cute Alice cosplayer at Otakon yesterday. No Shanghai or Hourai though.

>> No.12348562

Alice is a youkai. She'll be fine! Please don't bully her either.

>> No.12348763
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>>12348164
reimu is on the case

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>>12347667
It never said how gard she gets hit. It could be just a light tap!

>> No.12349385

I would become friends with Alice by being friendly and fixing her shovel related head wounds for her. Soon enough, she would become almost reliant on me for her social contact that doesn't involve Marisa gaining something from her. Soon enough, her attention will grow from absolute dependence to infatuation. Even when she's attempting to get the sex, I'll deliberately avoid the sex and slowly cut off contact with her by making new friends. She'll get to watch in agony as the only person who didn't hate her on sight went home with Marisa, doubtlessly to break his pelvis.

>> No.12349408

"fap"

>> No.12349424
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12349424

Look what have you done faggots.
Now she's crying

>> No.12349444

>>12345911
whats wrong with you? no touhou deserves to be hated and why did you say worst touhou thread but post pic of alice?

>> No.12349487

Why does Alice always attract the sadists? What is it about her that makes people want to be so violent?

>> No.12349490
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>>12349424
And after that it's going to progress to a fireball in the face. Don't forget that she's a magician.

>> No.12349508
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12349508

You mean a pat to her head

>> No.12349842

>>12349490

I want to lick Alice's ass. Am I normal?

>> No.12349855

>>12349508
Do you think Alice would pat me on my "head", too? I'm not sure if you will understand what I'm insinuating here but I want to know if Alice would rub her hand on the head of my penis, like a hand job.

>> No.12349858
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>>12349842
It's perfectly natural.

>> No.12349891
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>>12349855
How lewd of you!

>> No.12349893

I want to throw a brick at Alice.

>> No.12349899

SHOVE
EL

>> No.12350105 [SPOILER] 
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>>12349855
Only if you're her 'precious'.

>> No.12350130

>>12349858
NO
ASS

>> No.12350186
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>>12350130
Better?

>> No.12351186

>worst touhou
So this is a Sakuya or Okuu thread, right?

>> No.12351208

Alice is a weiner

>> No.12351221

*BANG*

>> No.12351231

>>12351186
This is an Alice thread, moron. Why do you think all the images are of Alice?

>> No.12351236

>>12351231
This is thread specifically for the worst 2hu, being Sakuya and/or Okuu. Why are all of these people posting offtopic?

>> No.12351238

*BONK* xXDDD

>> No.12351267
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>>12351238
OMG XXDDD
MY DISPENSERS ARE IN ORBIT XD

>> No.12351272

stop it bullies

>> No.12351304
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>>12351236
>This is thread specifically for the worst 2hu, being Sakuya and/or Okuu.
>>12333195
That's not how you spell Mamizou.

>> No.12351322

>>12351304
Sorry you're right, I forgot she existed because hating her as much as I do is too draining.

>> No.12351482

This is a post.

>> No.12352821 [DELETED] 

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>> No.12352867
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12352867

I want to bully Alice's pussy with my tongue.
I'd licking every nook and cranny of her pretty, pink, pussy.

And as her moans get louder, I'd press my mouth even harder against her cute slit, only to feel her desperately trying to squirm away while feeling her hands on my head, trying to get my mouth off her oriental sacred place.

In vain, because I would not yield until I can feel her thighs spasming and closing and around my head, as she is left drooling and trembling from such tenacious and non-stop stimulation.

Prepare yourself, Alice-chan~

>> No.12352967
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12352967

Alice is hard gay

>> No.12353642

Sorry but hitting cute girls turn me on.

>> No.12357239

hahaha nice thread OP.

the thing i most love about /jp/ is the way those memes are considered culture, it always gives me a grin.

Last night I was talking to my daki about it and we agree in that. Can you believe it? haha.

>> No.12357249

good

>> No.12357266
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12357266

Alice a best

>> No.12363768

alice s is prime bully bait

>> No.12363779

I WANT TO HIT ALICE IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL TOO!!

PLEASE CRACK YOUR SKULL OPEN FOR ME ALICE~

I WANT TO SEE YOUR BRAIN JUICES LIKE KENNEDY-SAMA

It is my fetish

>> No.12363806

*pats softly*

>> No.12363808

I wanna rape Alice!

>> No.12363844
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12363844

*bonk*

>> No.12363850
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>>12363779
Brain fuck and necrophilia with Alice!

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>> No.12364339

>>12363844
Bonk- you have got to be kidding me Margatroid I have better things to put my member in, like Reisen II or Marissa.

>> No.12364341

boring dumpy lesbo, not even worth dignifying with a thread

>> No.12364341,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

eh

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