/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Join the army.

bullet proof vest and helmet

>>12346202
>>12346198
I mean bullets in a figurative sense as metaphors for the little thoughts and experiences that combine to create my depression

>>12346229
Stop thinking of them as bullets.

>>12346229
i don't like people with depressions, they're just crying around without doing something about their problems

>>12346242
okay I'll try

>>12346243
I don't post much

>>12346293
Why do you like Parsee, OP?

Hold shift

Life is not a lunatic game, it is more like easy mode MoF. As long as you take it slow and easy like Reimu you will be fine. If you play life like Marisa and try to whiz around collecting everything, you're putting yourself at risk of failing. Unless you are good enough to play that way.

>>12346504
Why don't you?

>>12346229
stop thinking so much and take it easy

Like >>12346650. Most people like you are just running into the bullets.

Life is hard, dude...

Life is hard..

>>12346191
stand on the line in the middle of the street and as the cars go by, just let them graze you.

or for a metaphorical graze, get youslef into a sticky situation and then get out of there as fast as you can.

i dont know why you would want to graze bullets in real life thoug

>>12346229
danmaku is about taking it easy
you will always be constantly dodging bullets in life, but in between the bullets is your easy place.
don't dodge bullets, move in between the spaces. For in these spaces, exists a paradise
stay calm, don't lose your cool, and coolly move between those bullets and stay in your easy place under pressure

if you keep hitting a bunch of bullets in a row, calm down or take a breather. those constant hits can mess up your grove in the game

Eventually you have to give up and let the bullets kill you. Only then will you be able to portal.

life as a depressed NEET is hard. I stopped showering and changing my clothes months ago because of my depression. during the past few weeks i was going through my least dirty underwear because leaving my room and dealing with people was too taxing but my butt started hurting and itching really bad, I thought it was just a rash so I tried to ignore it. it didn't work in fact it got worse and my parents made me go to the doctor because I couldn't even sit down without screaming in pain. he discovered i had an anal prolapse. it was swollen and red and literally falling out of my butt

>>12346504
I empathize with her irrational hatreds of others and consequent self-inflicted misery
Also she is a cute girl

>>12346703
>>12346826
Thank you
I will try to take breathers

>>12347325
>I had an anal prolapse
Uhh... You should really shower and do laundry. It's not that hard.

>>12346650
My life seems to have the difficulty reset randomly every few days
However it is my mistake for choosing a career where you spend most of your time interacting with people under the assumption that my social anxiety would magically go away

>>12347341
I know, what I'm saying is doing anything, even eating, pissing in the toilet, etc is hard when you're depressed and can't stop thinking about how much you want to die all the time. you just stop caring and time gets blurry, months pass and you're crawling out of your bed every evening just to use the computer and nothing else

>>12347341
I can understand him to a point
Sometimes I feel paralyzed to the point of complete inaction. It even feels uncomfortable to exist within my bag of flesh and muscle

>>12347374
Then just do it, you pussy. It's not like anyone would care anyway.

You think people in third world countries have time to worry about how bad their lives are? No, because they have to eat and provide for their families, so they stomach their depression and do the things that need to be done to put bread on the table.

>>12347374
I'm glad that I always had people to worry about
Suicide would be such a burden on the rest of my family, they might need a pair of hands to help them in their old age

Every time I see a normie on /jp/ bragging about his friends or going to college or working a non-terrible job or his gf or his lack of virginity or going to Japan I secretly wish he'd die.

you gotta through your maze and pase every test you need a love to tatoo across your chest the time has come

I had depression till I started doing a shitload of drugs now if I feel high I fuck myselff up and If I cant..... its all over

>>12347374
If it's that hard to eat I recommend not doing it any more. Take it easy /jp/!

Is this the NEET thread?

>>12347451
I am living in Japan totally free and get paid to worm six hours a day. My income is entirely disposable, and I spend my free time finding creative ways to spend it all, in between fucking prostitutes and browsing the jay

I have some minor hemorrhoids and they're annoying.

>>12347471
Doing the worm for six hours every day seems exhausting.

>>12346504
Parsee hates people and i do too!

>>12347325
Gross, kill yourself

Do you think it's possible to stage a NEET strike? Is there anything we could stop doing to make life more complicated for everyone else?

>>12350905
We can take our floorshitting talents to the bathrooms of the nation, and defile every McDonald's on the planet!

>>12347336
All the hate you have for other people just rebounds to hit you. Learn to love and stand up on your feet. You know all that good stuff.

>>12350986
Sorry

>>12351010
You have no reason to say sorry to me. Just grit your teeth and try to bear the pain. I hope things get better for you.

>>12351018
>hope
The last thing you will hold on to until your life ends and you realize it was never there.

>>12351027
Hope is a funny word. It is what you make of it, at least that is how I feel about it. I've been put into many corners of my life that I got out of by hoping and struggling.

>>12351042
The corner I'm in only has 2 sides. Death and the other is completely up in the air.

>>12351075
I understand. I'm very sick and things don't look too hot for me. But I'm determined to see things out.

>>12351084
>I'm determined to see things out.
That's pretty much it. I know I'm going to die, just have to see what happens until the end of the ride.

>>12351093
Well it doesn't mean much. But I really do wish you the best.

>>12351093
Do you need someone to talk to about this?

I'm the same OP; just waiting to die, which will be when my parents finally kick me out.

>>12351152
The only person I want to talk to is the one I can't. Thanks though.

>>12346229
Load up in heinous chemicals with your attorney and visit Las Vegas.

>>12351181
Ok. Just trying to help

>>12351200
Thanks friend.

Take it easy.

>>12351181
Hey man, I know how this feels. Just want to let you know someone understands you.

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

>>12351199
Mind-altering substances have usually contributed to my suffering and I no longer use them. Thanks anyways

>>12351181
God is almighty, he will hear you, even if you believe that he can't

Why doesn't anyone realize how special I am?