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>>12324457
myon~

>>12324457

According to that quiz Youmu is my soulmate.

>>12324457
Sleeping with Youmu!

>>12324489
Yes. Sleeping together. Maybe even right next to her. Sleeping! Nothing else.

I want to hold Youmu close to me at night and bury my face in her hair as I drift off to sleep.

attack

>>12324496
Could I put one arm around her?

>>12324510
I want to hold Youmu close to me at night and bury my dick in her hair as she drifts off to sleep.

Checking for a cute nude butt with yuyuko! Well, at least we get cute bloomers.

>>12324489
what a butt!

Do you think that if you were to cuddle with Youmu when you fall asleep, Myon would settle in with you too?

>>12324738
Why the fuck would I want that disgusting piece of jizm anywhere near my while I'm sleeping with a little girl?

>>12324738
My heart wasn't ready for that post.

I wanna cuddle with Youmu. She's nice and thin, and from my experiences, thin girls are a lot warmer.

>>12324740
But anon, that IS Youmu.

>>12324740
Myon's a part of her. Better learn to deal with it. I personally wouldn't mind having it around.

>>12324749
She's below human average temperature, being half-ghost.

>>12324757
Really? I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure she's still plenty soft to make up for it!

What do you think Myon does when Youmu does lewd things? Do you think it just kind of awkwardly floats around, or do you think it joins in on the activities? According to my friend, it goes up her butt but I don't think that's quite true.

>>12324762
If Youmu is a bit cold, then it's up to you to warm her up!

>>12324755
>youmu tries to surprise you with a present for your birthday
>you can hear the WOOWOOWOO of her phantom half as she hides around the corner

>>12324779
If Myon's solid enough to serve as a pillow, I bet it'd be useful to keep things comfortable.

Maybe on lonely nights, Youmu hugs Myon like a body pillow.

Sleeping over with Milk!

>>12324457
>>12324467
>>12324489

I want to spend the night with barefoot Youmu.

I was hoping for a "Touhous in pajamas" thread.

>>12324918
Then post cute Touhous in cute pajamas!

>>12324921
The games where you wake up sleeping Touhous are the best games.

>>12324921
Can you remove the white

>>12325054
Why would anyone want a brown patchy?

>>12324921
god i want to lick and suck her asshole so bad

>>12325067

>>12325045
pls don't bully the touhous

>>12324779
Cumming inside Myon is the right thing to do.

>>12324779
Maybe she grinds against it.

>>12324921
Patchouli is always wearing cute jammies.

>>12324457
Youmu a shit.

A SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

>>12324794
>WOOWOOWOO
Is the present supposed to be a ghost blowjob?

>>12324779
Youmu doesn't do lewd things.

Spooning with Youmu!

Shaving with Youmu!

>>12327181
spooned by Youmu
>>12327200
shaving the Youmu

guys I dont think this Youmu is Youmu

>>12327099
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
GHOST BLOWJOB!

WOOOOOOOOOO!

>>12324510
I want to hold Youmu close to me at night and bury my face in her ass as I drift off to sleep.

>>12327110
Lofty post, mate.

>>12328089
Her foot in that image...
It looks like it is broken.

>>12328089
What if she farts in her sleep?!

>>12324555
Did you forget that she is now YOUMU JEFFERSON and that she's no one else's property ?

>>12328192
Eproctophilia with Youmu!

>>12328198
I thought it was Youmu Peterson?

Was she born with white hair or did it turn white with age?

Lets sleep with Yuyuko tonight!

>>12329345

Yuyuko looks warm.

>>12328198
She is still Yuyuko's servant so be sure to share her

>>12328380
Youmu is young for a half-phantom; under 60 years for sure.

I wish Youmu would kill me

>>12329584
Does it have to be Youmu?

>>12328101
Youmu a fucking shit, mate.

>>12329345
Will she cuddle me into her breasts and say "Ara, ara."?

>>12329628
Yes

>>12330405
Only if you are cute. Are you cute?

>>12330622
>Are you cute?

>>12330622
N-no.

>>12330707
Don't worry anon!
If you wear a skirt you'll become cute!

>>12330622
I'm kinda cute
Can I have Yuyuko spoil me with her bosom instead?

>>12330707
You're cute in Yuyuko's eyes!

Is Youmu a spanner? Because she makes my nuts go tight!

Does youmu have very cold feet?

I bet shes the kind of person that cant wait to jump into bed with someone have have her feet warmed up!

>>12330704
Who are you quoting?

>>12330549
>chinese double edged sword
That's a fake youmu

>>12334299
I'd like to warm Yuyuko's feet up

YOUMU A A SHIT
jkNO REALLY A DOUBLE SHIT

>>12324489
>Sleeping with Youmu!

>>12336435
Y-you too!

>>12324489
I want to kiss Youmu goodnight and fall asleep with her.

Hot summer with Youmu

[Touhou of choice] giving you a gentle handjob with her petite hands because she notices you're having problems going to sleep.

>>12338800
I wouldn't call her hands petite

>>12327110
Youmu has finished her chewing tobacco!

Why does Youmu have a fart cloud next to her? She smells

I want to creampie youmu!

>>12339085
I told you that she was A SHIT

>>12324574

>>12339144
I would love to eat a nice, tasty banana cream pie with Youmu! It would be very cute to watch her eat while her body processes it.

Baking with Youmu!

>>12340345
It was better when I read it as possesses it.

I want to HUG Youmu!

>>12340546
She would like that very much.

>>12340356
Cooking with Youmu!

>>12340734
Youmu is a great wife!

>>12340734
Making sticky, gooey, tasty desserts with Youmu!

>>12340738
I would like a wife like Youmu.

She's a hard worker because she works for Yuyuko and manages the landscape for Hakugyokrou and she probably does it all with a smile on her face. Also, I don't think she has a proper concept of "breaks" so that's kind of sad. She is dedicated, loyal, and cute. What more could you want?

>>12340769
A personality lmaoooooo

>>12340779
She has plenty of personality you're just too blind to see it. She is dutiful and happy to do what is asked of her. She may not be all that wise but she gets the job done when it matters.

>>12340779
I am very meek and easy-going. I would love to live with a Youmu who is mellow and non-argumentative! And of course, Sex with Youmu is always great!

>>12340797
A door mat isn't a personality lmao

>>12340821
Please do not be mean to China. I'm sure she works very hard and being the only guard for an entire mansion is hard I'm sure.

>>12340821
I'd rather have a pleasant, easy-going Youmu more than anything else!

>>12340882
Taking it easy with Youmu!

>>12340899
Holding hands with Youmu while taking a nice walk with her!

i want to hsw youmu

>>12340910
B-But that's lewd!

>>12340930
Not if you're married.

>>12340930
not if noone else sees us

god doesn't count

>>12340933
Then I guess there's no way around it...

Marriage with Youmu it is then! The ultimate show of love.

Youmu a fucking shit

>>12340944
Ate you willing to share Youmu with Yuyuko for the rest of your life (you will die first), or will you take her to her new home, away from her only family? How will you provide for her?

Youmu soft.

Youmu warm.

>>12341373
Without going into much detail, I live a pretty decent life. I'm sure I would do the honorable thing and ask Yuyuko first, and if it came to it pay a dowry as well.

In the most extreme case, I would live with both of them, if it meant being with Youmu.

>>12324467
What quiz?

>>12337017
What does her body odor smell like? What does her sweaty no-no parts smell like?

>>12341906
Marshmallow.

>>12341308
you take that back
we all know she is a OCTO shit

Requesting flat youmo

I want to sleep with Youmu tonight... ;_;

>>12345764
I'll be your Youmu, Anon-kun.

>>12345764
Can I be your Youmu too? I am very lonely

>>12341906
She works outdoors and handles Yuyuko's diet, and the Netherworld is covered in blossoms, so woodsey, fragrant, and sweet.

Has Zun given any info on the standard Gensokian diet?

>>12352310
There's been a little information on diet, but not much.

I just want to embrace her gently. I wouldn't let her go, I wouldn't do anything else myself, just hugging her silently. I want to feel her warmth and share mine. I want to be with Youmu! I love Youmu!

>>12341906
Youmu and Marisa get along together!

>>12341906
Youmu is the smelliest Touhou! She smells like sweaty, oniony, spoiled-cottage-cheese armpits!

>>12352498
I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>12352466
>I wouldn't do anything else myself, just hugging her silently

gay

I'd squeeze her tightly so she couldn't escape and surprise her by suddenly jamming it in her marshmallow cunt.
I'd start moving frantically in all directions, breathing heavily, panting and sweating like a pig.
With each move my fat rolls would gently slap against her soft body, sounding like someone slamming a fish against a wall.
Getting all excited like that I'd slip my slimy tongue in her nostrils and get drool and snot all over her pretty face.
Nearing the climax I would start howling like a wild animal and firmly grab her buttocks with my sausage-like hands.
Finally I'd make a noise akin to that of a dying elephant and release a tiny amount of cum followed by a loud fart.
Then I'd fall asleep while having my finger burried deeply inside Youmu's butthole.

>>12352466
But her body temperature is low. That would make her uncomfortable.

>>12353777

I don't like Youmu because she gave me a really hard time in PCB..

>>12336435
Thanks anon. You've made your point now...two, three times. Its enough. We get it.

>>12341556


http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_touhou_character_suits_you

>>12354435
I'm not a huge fan of her timings, but I found her reversed bullets to be quite beatable. I spent a second or two looking at it, then thought ``The way to win is to slowly back down to the bottom of the screen? I can do that!''

>>12356138
Cool, I was 92% Youmu followed by 76% Cirno.

I thought Meiling would be up there as she is my favourite bt she was not.

>>12356138
87% Marisa followed by 80% Sanae and 62% Aya.

If she's on top, I guess I can't complain.

this thread have put on the mood

any good H doujinshi of Youmu? best if is not well know

>>12356908

90% baka.

>>12356952
What do you like?

>>12356966
after this thread, I am looking for happy sex with Youmu

I wonder why Flan and Youmu are so similar here

>>12353777
Um. Okay, let me level with you and say no. Simply just no.

>>12356138
Reisen and Reimu are my 49th and 40th favorite 2hus, respectively.

>>12357115
Aren't you curious to know the feeling of a toned swordswoman's sphincter fiercely clenching around your fingers as they rest inside her, each involuntary contraction accepting more and more of their length?

>>12357149
1)Sure, I guess.
2) Thank you for bringing that post into existence.
also captcha was PURE cumpropp

>>12356138
Youmu is my favourite, and the others are pretty high on my list

>>12356138
5/5 bretty gud result

Why is Kancolle killing 2hu?

The fact that there are only 10 potential results bothers me...

>>12361763
Because shimakaze a slut

>>12361874
Make your own.

>>12361890
Hey I got Reimu. You think I'm the type of guy who does something he doesn't have to? Too troublesome.

>>12356138
Hmm...

>>12361944
Honestly I just want you to do it because it's too troublesome for me to do it.

>>12361997
69% with aya? sounds good

draws the best Youmus

>>12361875
because Youmuis reclia shit

>>12356138
Oh well.

>>12363412
Whats a reclia shit?

Quiz said Sanae was my most compatible. I like sluts so that's ok.

>>12356138
I don't even like her all that much.

>>12356138
I'm honestly surprised how accurate this is.

>>12363530
>Reimu will stop sucking after you donate
Shouldn't that be the other way around?

>>12363840
yes. Give Reimu 1000 yen and her body is yours for the night.

>>12363554
I wish I could personally strangle everyone going ahead with this "Youmu covers 200 yojanas in one slash" bullshit. Spell cards are supposed to have flashy names, dammit. Youmu named it because she thought it sounded cooler than Sword Sign "I will now proceed to slash the air like a moron and shoot magic bubbles at you". She has another damn spellcard that evidently reaches out to fucking space and cuts satellites, if these idiots are to be believed.

If I make a spellcard that shoots a bunch of white bullets and name it Semen Flood "Inverse Messinian", does it mean that I produce enough cum to cover the Mediterranean basin?

>>12364405
Come on, anon-kun, You can do better than that!

>>12364417
no man you see it's just the normal mode card, lunatic mode actually covers the entire world with semen

>>12356138
I'm mildly surprised.

>>12356138
I mean, Meiling's my favorite character, and it's not like I have many friends outside the 5-10 I always talk to.

>>12356138
81% Sanae and 80% Youmu

I can live with this

>>12364555

I wanted Sanae :(

>>12364563
Let's share her then

>>12363505
Youmum

>>12356138

I don't have any problems with this.

>>12364687
Reimu confirmed valley girl.

Youmu is a a cutepiece of poop

>>12365359
Pooping with Youmu!

There will be no picture because that would not be a very nice image.

>>12365384
I could not find a single picture of youmuu taking a shit. what the fuck. the internet has failed me.

>>12365384
Hazing a pooping Youmu!
The picture is splendid, thank you for asking.

>>12365425
>>12365384
http://lofi.e-hentai.org/s/827a9ed5d0/703520-1


http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/436345?tags=parent%3A436345+status%3Aany

>>12365493
thank you lovely sir. Pray tell, why does youmuu have black pubic hair when she is clearly a white headed bitch?

Her hair aged faster as a result of Yuyuko stroking it so much. Be careful with whom you cuddle.

>>12364383
>1000 yen
$10? Shit, Reimu's cheap.

>>12365911
You get what you pay for

>>12365911
Ten bux is a lot in the 1800s

This thread is so ronery

>>12365384
I'd like to be pooping with Youmu, in stalls next to each other

i miss yorgai

>>12366206

what if there was only one toilet and you need to pee? She'd have to scoot back and give a little bit of room

>>12367489
I'd be pretty OK with personally disposing Youmu's solid bodily waste.

>>12367489
Would she jump if your stream accidentally hits her clitoris or would she be able to stay still?

>>12367685
I believe youmu has the discipline to not react to shock, being a super high speed swordswoman and all.

Do Youmu wet the bed?
I want to diaper her.

what the fuck are you guys on?

she wouldnt be in these situations since she wouldnt let you get near her to start with.

>>12367685
>>12367489
this is quite an interesting scenario that you guys thought up....

>>12367973
She's in the village a lot, deals with Reimu and the Yakumos often, and can always be seen moving spirits around. Would you really stay indoors all the time if you were in Gensokyo?

Would you change Youmu's sheets?

Or would you bully?

>>12367973
I believe anon-san has a point. Youmuu-sama wouldn't let ALL of you do this to her, she is a loyal and faithful lady, so thus she would stay with me.

>>12368077
>Would you really stay indoors all the time if you were in Gensokyo?

Yes, with Patchouli.

>>12375550
Patchouli and Meiling are confirmed human eaters. What would you give in exchange for not being nibbled on?

>>12379103
Where was this confirmed?

>>12379167
in the eosd dialogue patchouli says something about preparing marisa as a dish and meiling says something about shrine maidens tasting good

>>12356138
Sakuya/Youmu? I'm okay with this.

>>12356138
The top 3 on the list actually are my favorites, the rest not so much.