/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Coffee otaku

I have to be drinking coffee at a constant rate from the time I wake up until I go to sleep or else I don't feel normal. I'm obsessed with brown caffeine water.

>>12335031
How does a relax otaku make a living if they just take it easy all the time?

I am a busy-bee sort of otaku.

I have to do something all the time, if not, I get depressed. I must make sure me and my enviornement is calm, if not, I get stressed out.

>>12335035
We live for a living

>>12335035
I'm living right now.

>>12335037
You have to be doing something AND it has to be calm? That looks hard.

>>12335031
i'm a fitness otaku. i lift and eat obsessively every day and won't let any succubus steal my gains from me.

>>12335031

I'm a /jp/ otaku.

You can't get more meta than that.

I am a funposting otaku, I make sure jay is is epic by posting hottest new memes and pretending to be mentally ill.

I'm a broken glass otaku, I swallow shards of broken glass everyday to see if it kills me

Procrastination otaku.

I try to procrastinate at procrastinating, but I'll wait until tomorrow for that. I can explain you but I'll have to think about something else before, sorry.

>>12335053
Not really, I start drawing, while listening to music like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWdSi0Xw4u0

>>12335057

I am also an otaku otaku. I follow the otaku on the otaku board in their otakuing and study their otaku habits

I am a pedo otaku, I watch junior idol videos. I think little girls are the cutest thing ever.

>>12335134
why are these videos so lewd?

>>12335031
Me? I use Linux.

>>12335137
They're cute, not lewd. Little girls can't be lewd since they're too young to know they can turn grown men on.

I'm an escapism otaku, I engage in activities such as daydreaming, fantasizing, play videogames/visual novels, drawing, writing, reading, doing drugs, and studying theology. Anything that really lets me escape my existence full of suffering and self-caused failures and travel to greener pastures. Or help me believe that it was all worthwhile and the pain and many failures were there for a reason.

Despite all of this, I am happy to be alive and I feel that the life I live is exactly where I belong. For if it wasn't for my pain and suffering, I would not be able to dream.

>>12335129

I am an otaku otaku otaku. I follow the otaku who follow the otaku on the otaku board in their otakuing and study their otaku ways.

I'm a dental otaku. I brush my teeth to relax and I like watching videos of dental procedures on the internet.

I'm an ennui otaku, I am not interested in anything and have nothing to obsess with.

>>12335063
That sounds retarded and fun
>>12335218
Worst kind of otaku I've heard of
>>12335134
Everyone knows 2D>3D

And I'm a lurker otaku, I watch everyone and everything else from far away or while being unnoticed

>>12335149
Think you meant escapist there.

>>12335258
I think you may be right
Are you a grammar otaku?

>>12335262
Not sure. I'm not a native myself so it's kinda hard to say, you know? I think your escapist thing convey pretty much anyone here, anyway.

>>12335269
I'm not sure why I used convey there now that I read again but I'm certain you caught the drill.

>>12335239
>Everyone knows 2D>3D
Someone is an /a/ otaku. We love 3D and 2D equally here on /jp/ - Just Pedos.

>>12335272
I got it, don't be so hard on yourself
we can talk casually here without too much regards to correct grammar or word usage

>>12335289
you are incorrect

>>12335294
No, I am correct, you are incorrect.

>>12335291
Yup. I'll try to.
Well, I am happy for you and the others but I have to exclude myself from that. OCD doesn't let me.
It's just indescribably wonderful when you actually like certain things in their primary, untainted and unembellished state (in this case, the preservation of the pure in ideas rather than the method used to do so) but something you can't understand or explain decides you'll do things the other way around.

I'm a masturbation otaku.

>>12335356
are you posting from your bathroom

>>12335341
Just so you have an idea, I am thinking right now about how wrong the part 'method used to do so' is. Because 'to do so' refers to 'idea' and no one does 'an idea', right? But I'll restrain myself!!

>>12335372
>>12335341
Actually that last post already manifests quite well my urge to correct my mistake. Lord, I'll just go away.

I'm a fun otaku.

>>12335523
Aw damn, now I have to play Fire Emblem again. Seven really is great. Dat Florina + Lyn combo.

I'm a busy otaku, i like to do all kind of stuff from video games to learning stuff

Also i'm pure as fuck

worrying about the future otaku

>>12335704
What about the future do you worry about?

>>12335031
I'm a lazy engineering otaku. I use my practical problem solving abilities so I can live my life the lazy-man's way.

I'm a music otaku. I listen to music non-stop from when I wake up to when I go to sleep.

>>12335031
I am a back pain otaku. My life centers around my crippling back pain.

I am a bedroom otaku. If I am anywhere besides my bedroom, alone while drawing, watching something, playing something, listening to something, or sleeping, I am completely miserable.

I am currently under the delusion that if I get good enough at drawing and keep practicing, I will be able to make a living with it from my room and that if it doesn't work, I might as well die.

>>12335063
You brighten up my days.

>>12335031
I'm a cleaning otaku, I always stay up way into the night researching the newest cleaning products and making my house sparkle,

The local middle school even pays me to sweep and mop their floors during the school year.

>>12335763
I'm a sleeping otaku myself and I can relate.

>>12335037
Same here. Although I'm a bit simpler, I just need to find something to work at all the time if I want to take it easy.

Which is weird. I'm like those STG players that have been playing lunatic for so long that easy mode with almost no danmaku on the screen is a complete annoyance to them.

Is this the NEET thread?

i'm a azunyan otaktak

>>12335063
>I am a funposting otaku

Hey me too.

Give me a High-Five, broseidon!

>>12335832
I need to note that long-term unemployment to a busyness otaku causes depression, alcohol abuse (I need a clean record if I want to pass those drug tests and criminal record checks!), and aggressive/suicidal tendencies.

Today I dressed up in clean work clothes, bought a coffee and muffin, and then went down into the basement of a library where no one else is to go on /jp/. I honestly envy people who are in the military, they have people to tell them what to do and how to do it and exactly how to live their lives. I find it painfully hard to be self-motivated!

Tasukete
I feel like kill
I want to become part of the furniture and just exist

>>12335763
I am a supporting otaku and i support you

>>12335861
do you support me
I am the bussiness anon in the library
please respond

>>12335763
If you're good at drawing, why don't you become a manga-artist? Even better if you could find a story-otaku that can think up some good fiction, while you draw it to life.

>>12335874
I'm a story otaku.

>>12335864
Whatever you do i support you

>>12335718
how I'm gonna live

NEETdom is not sustainable in the long run for the majority, at least not with any remotely decent living quality

>>12335941
Well you're living right now, so that's all that matters dude. If you died you wouldn't have to worry anymore think of it that way.

I am a job otaku

I've got no fuckin job man

>>12335845
u hav a shit taste

I'm a metaotaku and I loathe the greater majority of you.

I'm a power otaku, I manage a Fortune 500 company and am currently using my network of people with connections to run in the Gubernatorial race of my state.

I'm a ビール otaku. I enjoy beers almost every day, and I've tasted all the different kinds available in the nearby shops.

>>12335031
>>12335063
>>12335299
>>12335523
>>12335852
>>12336058
Can you remove the backgrounds?

>>12336071
I don't think we have any transparency otaku, sorry

So many tryhard wannabe "otakus", lé take it easy everyday xDD
take everything easy~~~~~~

and then it turns out they're all narcissistic depressed retards with personality disorders and depression

>>12336083
All those words were invented to shame people from taking it easy. Government wants you working, man.

>>12336083
Take it easy my man op was just shitposting to get weed out the cancer

>>12336083
A funposting otaku hard at play!

>>12336074
Can you please do it really quickly?

>>12336083
What's your disorder?

>>12336083
hey, that exactly sounds like me!
Although my depression is getting better (, or worse? I don't know. I'm feeling better than before at least.)

I am a restaurant and cooking otaku. I have visited every eatery within 100 miles of my current location. I can whip up a culinary masterpiece from a pizza lunchables box, a dozen eggs, a block of cheese and a packet of taco spices. I know 57 different ways to open a bottle of wine. I have a food blog on which I regularly post my masterpieces. After eating at a restaurant I post reviews on yelp, livejournal, angie's list, and 5 other notable web sites.

I'm a depression otaku. I am the most depressed person that ever lived.

>>12336119
forgot image

I'm a normie otaku. All my life I've been obsessing about and trying to be a prosocial member of society. I only engage in socially acceptable activities like work and dating.

>>12336114

>>12335838
Considering we have monster girl general threads I think it's only fair that we can have a NEET general now too.

>>12336127
Wow nice! thanks

>>12336129
NEETs aren't monsters

>>12336119
What are your wine opening methods #34 through #36?

>>12336130

>>12336129
This isn't a "general" it's just a thread dude

>>12336126
I don't think society would except you being a regular visitor of /jp/.

>>12336130
>>12336114

>>12336136
Nice faggot quotes, Metaknight. Just stop false flagging and trying to make everyone on /jp/ shitpost our general to death.

>>12336137
No one who seriously posts here is a regular.

>>12336130
>>12336141

>>12336143
>shitpost our general to death

>>12336137
accept*

>>12336143
our general?

>>12336083
Well fuck you too, buddy. I'm depression otaku. I hone my lack of motivation every day. I've sharpened my ability to have radio buzz instead of comprehensive thoughts for days to absolute. Better half of my life was spent just lying in bed and doing nothing but watching dust dance in the sunlight. Living on whets down my SAN points at alarming speed, and that's the greatest and possibly the only joy I have in my life, besides blogging on /jp/.

>>12336130
>>12336147

>>12336153
Don't worry man, I'll always be here to read your blog. I'm the relax otaku so I like to read easy things.

>>12336158
saved, i'm making this my personal image now thanks

>>12336150
>>12336152
This is /a/'s, NEET general thread now. We got kicked out and the mod says we go here.

>>12336166
Thank you.

>>12336134
#34
Unsheathe specialized restaurant tanto
Place wine bottle on table
Slice off top of wine bottle
Pour

#35
Activate specialty wine bottle opening vacuum chamber
Pressure in the bottle forces the cork out
When the cork has almost popped out, deactivate vacuum
Remove cork and serve

#36
Pull Ryobi hammer drill out of my apron
Insert Cobalt steel hammer-drill bit
Holding bottle upside down, drill hole in the very bottom
Pour from the bottom into classes, stoppering the hole when needed with a cucumber slice.
It's artistic.

>>12336168
no one owns a thread

>>12336181
I'm sorry but me and my /a/ buddies own a 60% majority share in this thread, you're going to have to leave.

>>12336127
>>12336135
>>12336141
>>12336147
>>12336158
Thank you!! These are all so very good! Thanks you so much!

>>12336187
Thank you friend.

>>12336187
agreed, transparency otakus are the best!

>>12336184
What kind of otaku are you

>>12336171
Nice. #34 sounds similar to sabering champagne.

>>12336194
I'm a share holder otaku. I got rich off the good old Forex threads we used to have and now own 5 companies.

>>12336221
nice

I'm a picture collecting Otaku.
I like to take it easy, and collect pictures that I really like.
The quality of the pictures matters more than the quantity!
Here, have a cute picture, my friends!

>>12335763
I can relate and have similar aspirations
Never having to leave a studio apartment except for food and nightly walks would be ideal

>>12336158
>>12336166

Stop stealing my images, you fucking disgusting pieces of shit kuso.

This has to be the worst thread on /jp/. You have to be a nerd to be a geek. Not just a loser that happens NOT to be a vegetable. If you're a fucking coffee otaku, you should know all the different blends or whatever and own a picture hon hand of a favorite. If you're a take it easy otaku, you should share some techniques to practice patience and tranquility. The Jay has become some twisted faggot's playground and a fucking parody of it's self. This cancer would have never happened if that negro chieftain, Moot left it as Japan/General. Now animes are on the Netflix and casuals from all walks of life can pretend they're worth a damn. It's fucking bullshit and I can't find any nerds that take themselves and their consumerism seriously. Has Summer truly gone too far?

>>12336239

>>12336249
I'm a repectful otaku, I respect your opinions no matter what.

There's just nothing to legitimately geek out on anymore.

>>12336239
>>12336252
Can you remove the Chihaya please?

>>12335864
>>12335856
I too am a business otaku and I like studying marketing techniques, business management, and reading the Wall Street Journal.

I dislike working in groups though and the office environment makes me anxious so it can't be helped. Can't be a salesman if you can't talk to others.

>>12336257

>>12336261
>>12335864
Also I wanted to say that I support you too
Please be the best business person you can be and don't let an aversion to others get to you like it does with me

>>12336255
Lifestyles.

>>12336262
Thanks, I'm a Sion Otaku.

>>12336272

>>12336252

That's not cool. You motherfucker.

I'm a revenge otaku.

If you keep stealing my images I'm gonna cock your ass.

>>12336283
Nice background

>>12336283

I'm an otaku bully

I browse this board everyday just to laugh at you pathetic faggots

found a weeb reading jap comics at school today

beat the shit out of him and took a huge shit in his weeb anime lunchbox

I am an elitist otaku.
I am superior to all other "human" beings.

>>12336302
>>12336304

>>12336302
Nice

>>12336302
I'm nobully otaku. I'm looking through /jp/ and when I find someone bullying ask them to stop doing it.

>>12336289
You sure suck at this.

Those transparencies are full of flaws. Do you even know to render properly?

Man I thought I would waste my time dealing with a kuso shitter like you, but the lack of quality in your work just goes to prove you know jack shit about what your doing, so I won't even bother.

Enjoy your mediocre life, turboloser.

>>12336330
i just saved this image, will be using this as my avatar from now on

-posted from my iphone 5

>>12336320

>>12336330
I like your image

>>12336330

>>12336320
>>12336330
Nobully otaku i think there is bullying in here

>>12336340

Whoa, I had already done ALL the work with that render and you still managed to fuck it up when doing yours.

You truly suck at this, hahahaha!

I'm dieing from laughter here, if you fail at the most basic of tasks, I can only wonder what a shitter you must be in real life.

I have nothing else to say here, your pitifulness has already brought me a ton of enjoyment for the rest of the night.
But by all means, keep practicing though, maybe in 5 years you'll get the hang of it.

Here, have another on me, nOOblord. Think about my huge cock pounding your kuso ass while you fail miserably at rendering this already rendered image again, you fucking loser. LOL.

>>12336371
Thanks for the images, I don't like the bullying

>>12336371

>>12336371
you don't mind if i steal this image right bro? thanks

>>12336381
I'm not your bro, mate.

>>12336392
i'll still call you bro anyway bro i don't need your permission

>>12336392

>>12336392
Alright sorry for the confusion.

>>12336400
Eat a dick, shitlord.

>>12336407
no thanks bro i'm into hot anime sluts like in the pics you posted bro

How can I stop people from pirating my images, /jp/?

>>12336407
uhh nobody says ``shitlord'' anymore, I'm having second hand embarrassment for you.