/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Make me faggot

But.. why?

Is that a doll?

does she talk?
i imagine that washing her will be annoying, but you get the same thing with a real one

>>12335154
> but you get the same thing with a real one


is your girlfriend a paraplegic?

>>12335157
no, i just like making sure that she is clean
so i was her myself after we have intercourse because i do not trust her

>>12335154
Oh I will wash her before using don't worry about that

>>12335165
Only 500?
Please review when it arrives.
I wouldn't mind having a permanent party of 5 hanging out in my backyard or front porch

Just fuck your mom. Its more real, more cushion for the pushin, and it has been reviewed highly by many people

>>12335172
that's the bulk price

individually they're around $800

>buying used sex dolls
ahahahahah

Why are jap dolls so much more attractive than western dolls?

Are their marketing and design so stupid they can't realize that people don't want rubberized versions of common street whores with too much makeup?

can't they realize we want delicate features?

>>12335184
>$4000 for new one

It's a heck of a deal and any fears that it might contain STD's is just nonsense and has no basis in reality

You can lick your toilet bowl without getting sick if you disinfect it properly

>>12335184
I think the idea of used sex dolls is really hot especially since I love NTR.

>>12335165
Good deal man, I would probably buy just to have it around.

>>12335185
Why must most western women paint their faces to the point they look like that image? Why? It looks absolutely awful.

This thread has the potential to reach some pretty good levels of epic. Please keep us updated.

Where can you buy a loli one?

>>12335346
fbi.gov

>>12335185
You talkin shit about my waifu?

>>12335352
Thanks anon but I can't seem to find the buy page.
Can you please help?

How are you going to hide it from your mom?

>>12335165
Most likely a scam, iirc that's rather common.

>>12335143
Get a dollfie, dude, fuck your dick. An onahole would feel better if that's what you want.

>>12335165
>used

dude...

>>12335165
540 bucks down the toilet.

What the frig you buying used for you crazy or what? That's like buying a used condom but "don't worry I clean it for you."

>>12335462
If I could buy a used loli real doll for $500 I'd do it.

>>12335489
This.
I would even clean it myself.

>>12335346
Japan

>>12335346

>Used

Uh...


uhhhhhh

>>12335308
Probably a combination of insecurity and men with shit taste encourage the makeup.

>>12335750
it's much cheaper and you can wash it

>>12335777
It's the principle dude.

No joke about used goods?

>>12335800
It's not a joke, she IS used goods.

Most real girls are used too, I don't see what the problem is.

>>12335801
I was talking about living beings.

>>12335809
Some chinese shutin probably ate nachos out of the doll.

>>12335355
Jesus Christ, the guys on far left and right.

Do they make boy versions of these?

>>12335143
She's ugly. Find another one

what's the big deal about used sex dolls
99.99% of women are used anyway

>>12335355
Where is this from? It looks like some kind of documentary.

>>12335355
>guys with $5000 waifus and guys with $5 waifus

I wonder why class warfare hasn't broken out yet

hot damn

how do you even get the nano through customs

http://www.orient-doll.com/dolls/index.html

http://www.orient-doll.com/gallery/

>>12335915
>>12335907
>>12335143
>>12335165
/jp/ i'm scared. These are actually kind of cute to me.

>>12335143
Get a loli one faggot.

>>12335143
You better also buy her qt clothing to wear.

I demand you post pictures of the ensuing tea parties you will have.

>>12335929

>Sir we found these in his basement, forensics team said they appear to belong to a young girl between 11 and 13 years of age

>My god, lock this monster away

These dolls are giving me a diamond boner for some reason. Maybe because I'm too used to looking at real life porn, don't know

>5 months of salary
>$500
I think you're being cheated.

>>12335165
I want one but dude
>$540.88
>5 months salary
Even on minimum wage this isn't 5 month's salary unless you're either a lying NEET or don't know what "5 months salary" is saying.

>>12335933
For some reason the idea of a fat sweaty neet carefully dressing his doll in a yukata is not appealing.

>>12335947
what about with shipping?

>>12335165
>5 months of salery
>$540

Nigga what?

I'm sure even a McJob can get you one of those in one paycheck

>>12335956
Bills, man. Must be nice still living with mom.

Does anyone on the /jp/ actually have something like this or know someone who does?

I've never even seen one irl before. I wonder if they look as good in person as in these pictures.

>>12335958
Not him, but as a CS major I earn 5k a month and live comfortably. I will never be rich, but that's enough.

>>12335956
do you get paid bi weekly?
even full time minimum wage, it would take 2 weeks paychecks for me to get that, assuming no bills, or were you lucky enough to have liberals asking for a $15 minimum wage, if so, nice

>>12335962
i never went past an associates degree and get paid 60k to sit at a desk all day. sometimes i just sit at home instead. they're shipping me off to australia to do the same thing. yippee

>>12335968
will your salary stay the same or will they adjust it for australia's cost of living?

>>12335955
even if it was $100, no

>>12335969
they are adjusting but i told them i didn't care since the us is booorrrring and i'd take what i could get.

>>12335944
>>12335947

He might have meant that he has been saving for 5 months.

Good luck getting arrested just for ordering these in Australia.

are these compatible with onaholes? Can you like, install one without too much modification or would you have to cut a bitch up

>>12335143
Do they feel good?

>>12336014
Where?

If you're ready and want to purchase one, why do you want a bunch of strangers to try and tell you not to? You're going to do it anyways.

>>12335165
I wouldn't buy a used one dude....

>>12336020
I've been convinced out of things before by making a thread about it

buying one is easy... getting rid of it once its rotten, damaged... unusable is however a big problem...

>>12336026
Throw it away. How is that a problem?

>>12336026
Torch it

>>12336026
could you put it in a recycling plant, i'm sure they don't care, you might be the joke of the day, but it's not like you're sticking around. you could probably chop it up to make it look like an unidentifiable hunk of rubber/silicone

>>12336073
Sounds like a murder plan

>>12336026
just cut it into pieces and throw it away one piece at a time

>>12335981
What? What manner of police state is your nation, anon? It's just a doll, not a fucking corpse.

>>12335904
They share them.

>>12335971
>100$ shipping.
It costs me 60€ to ship with EMS if it's 5kg.

>>12335143
You won't have enough money to buy her cute clothes Anon.

What's the point if you can't dress her up as your shipfu or your favorite 2hu? wait two more months.

>>12336207
it's australia, they made porn with flat chested women illegal

I would buy one if someone made a doll out of an AKB48 member's likeness ...

>>12335355
Holy Crap!

>>12336349
I think it has got to be a couple of kilos. After all you can buy just hips that weigh about 3 kg as onaholes.

>>12335355
second row on the right: this is what brown kryptonite does to superman

>>12335355
I am sure these people are doing this ironically.

>>12336208
Disgusting.

>>12335915
>how do you even get the nano through customs
a good middleman