/jp/ - Otaku Culture

your mom

>>12330961

Why are you asking if there is already a graph there?

>>12330961
You just posted a graph with your answer. Anon, are you ok? You don't usually do silly things like this. Me and your mother are worried about you.

>>12330961
Photography

>>12330965
すみません... おとさん

UFO-Catching otakus are probably fun people!

>>12330974
それは大丈夫。帰ってくる。

Is this a thread where we circle the hobbies that we're into or have been into at some point in our lifetimes?

>>12331030

That's a good idea.

Perhaps you can expand that by using different colors to indicate current and past hobbies as well as how strong your interest in said hobbies are.

>>12331030
it can be.

you creepy idol otaku

>>12331030
Here's mine. Green is stuff I'm currently into, red is stuff I used to be into, yellow is stuff I'm kind of into but not obsessively.

Some of these rankings are pretty weird, though. Porn is less normal than hard drugs?

>>12331203

Any poop holding otakus here?

no bully

I'm assuming 'Models' refers to plamo and not the fashion kind?

>>12331546
Possibly.

I'm not so much a poop desperation ota, but more a perfect poop ota.

So I'm sure you know that when you take a poop your end product is dependent on what you have eaten and how long it has been stored in your butt.

If you keep it in too long it will be very hard and it will be unpleasant to poop, although this could be a good thing for others.

If you poop at first notice it will be very soft and there will be a lot of poop around your butthole and possibly on your cheeks if it spattered a little.

But if you time it just perfectly it will be solid enough that it will barely leave a trace of poop, meaning you will only have to wipe a little, so there is few discomfort from toilet paper and so much less poop stench that will linger after you have pooped. At the same time it won't be so hard that it will be uncomfortable and there will no chance of hemorrhoids either.

It takes practice and also you will have to remember what you have eaten that day to eventually be able to take the perfect poops.

The highlight of my day is now eating foods I have not eaten before and learning the perfect hardening time for my poop.

>>12330961
>gay is more normal than touhou

I'm quoting the chart.

I thought train otaku were a bit crazy though?

>electric guitars more harmful than politics
>sewing and stamp collecting is less normal than lolicon
>Japanese TV is more harmful than (presumably) American TV

What the fuck.

>>12331768
Electric guitars will make you listen to bad music and you will become a druggie and die from your vomit.

Not sure about sewing but only virgins in their 40s/50s collect stamps.

Watching Japanese TV means you are a extreme weeaboo (if you're not Japanese)

Very harmful stuff.

What a retarded chart, obviously written by a conservative shut-in weeaboo who's scared of the world. Also why is Alcohol not included in hard drugs?

>tfw driving otaku but it sucks because it's expensive and the people that are into it are all hypernorms so you'll never have drive buddies

>>12331847
no, anon, you are the hypernorms

>>12331829
Because you can enjoy it without permanently damaging your body and mind. Even a straight lace guy like me knows that.

>>12331872
that's not true at all though

smoking is also worse than most "hard" drugs

>>12331872
>Because you can enjoy it without permanently damaging your body and mind
Was that supposed to be a joke

>>12330961
idols are worse than lolicon or eroge?

>>12331847
Yeah, it sucks. I've basically had to mothball my project car because I don't have the money to finish it, and gas is too expensive to justify taking my DD on pleasure drives very often on a NEET budget.

>>12331725

yeah, what the H-E-double-hockey-stick OP

>>12331725
It is though, and I say that as an heterosexual Touhou fan.

The ones in purple are hobbies I want to get into. One of these days I'll move into a house with a nice garden and kitchen! Just wait and see!

>>12331916
>>12331917
As in a glass or two, or to accompany your meal. Or put in a cake or turkey for flavor.

You guys are retarded.

>>12331979
and a line of cocaine or a pill of mdma will be as equally harmless

you are retarded

>>12331988
Not who you're talking to, but I thought having a glass of wine with your dinner actually had a lot of health benefits?

>>12332012
mainly advertising propaganda, it's only a very weak anti oxidant

>>12332012
Not really.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/one-large-glass-of-red-wine-a-night-is-enough-to-damage-health-say-scientists-9599601.html

>>12331988
>and a line of cocaine or a pill of mdma will be as equally harmless
In your life? Sure.
Daily? I don't think so.

>>12331979
That applies to other drugs too though. If you seriously think taking a small dose of heroine or morphine will immediately put you in vegetative state you should educate yourself. But that's an extreme example. Other much more harmless drugs like psychedelics which are considered "hard" by the general public have no known dose necessary to overdose because literally no one has ever been able to overdose on them.

>>12332012
Just to give an example, psychedelics have very important mental health benefits, which are much more beneficial than the negligible anti-oxidant effects of alcohol, which also in turn comes with drawbacks like fucking up your liver in the process.

>>12332026
>>12332029
Oh, I had no idea. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>12332034
A daily pill of MDMA won't damage you at all, you'll just get tired of it and won't want any more (because it's a very exhausting experience) or I think due to tolerance it won't have any effect any more until you wait some time in-between before taking a pill again.

Cocaine on the hand sure could be more dangerous, I don't know about that one.

>>12332100
Cacoine damages your nostrils something fierce, which leads to infections.

But at least it is not crack. Or worse, crocodile.

>>12332113
>crocadile
I'm not a drug otaku. What does this mean?

>>12332176
It's spelled krokodil, it's popular in russia because it's a really cheap heroin "alternative"

That's in quotes because it literally eats your skin away and kills you fast as fuck, the average user only surviving 6 months after first use (somewhere around there)

Google it if you're brave

>>12332176
Desomorphine, or Krokodil, in russian. It got its name because of its tendency of making your flesh rot and fall off as if you were attacked by a crocodile. Poor people use it as a substitute of heroine because it is extremely cheap to create.

>>12332213
As a fun fact, the stupid thing is now being used in the eastern coast and mexico.

>>12332204
>>12332213
Now _that's_ a hard drug, right here.

>>12332245
Isn't it? When your drug of choice becomes this stuff, I think it is time to find the Lord.

>>12330961
How are idols crazy and harmful?

>>12332494
A long time ago it was explained that the harmful-harmless axis was actually there to measure how much of a nuisance you are to society.

>>12332494
Because people heavily into idols usually stalk them and try to cum handshake them

>tokusatsu
Shouldn't this be tôsatsu?

>>12331725
Until you see schools lobbying to promote the acceptance of NEETS and people who like Tuhu then being gay will be more normal than touhou.

theres gays on TV, plenty of positive gay propaganda, if you go into a room full of liberal types and exclaim your affection for tuhu you'd probably garner faar more strange looks than acting gay.

The chart is correct. Gay is normal, but also moderately dangerous.

Trains is included, but not elevators? What the fuck.

>>12330961

are we all drug otaku now? where is chugging cough syrup?

>>12333255
mega normie

Black = Things I'm into
Green = Things I'd like to get into
Also I'd swap loli for shota because I mostly fap to traps nowadays. I still like lolis, though.

>>12331921
Sounds right. Porn is a normal thing. Obsessing over fake celebrity personalities isn't.

What's so harmful about technology?
Do you think it will lead to staking out in the bushes of a catholic girl's school?

What are phone otaku?
Like phone phreaking or people that just talk on the phone?

>>12333367
Photography, not technology.

How on earth are motorcycles crazy? Far more normal people ride then Otakus

>>12332494
I'm guessing harmful because of the money you will spend.

>>12333398
People get fanatical about motorcycles, some even become violent over it.

>>12332494
It's not about idols but idol otakus. Those are harmful. Stalkers.

>>12331847
driving is scary though

>>12333398
You have to be crazy to drive one.
They are very dangerous.

>>12331847
I feel you. Driving alone is just as comfy as sitting in front of your PC alone.

Please don't accuse me of things.

Why isn't feminism crazy and harmful?

>>12330961
Why is military in the harmful category?

What kind of retard made this graph? Military otakus are much less harmful than pretty much anything else on that graph. Even cooking. Especially cooking.

Maybe a bit more than books, but not by much.

>imageboards more normal than anime + manga

i never knew dating was a hobby

>>12333447
Because it isn't. Stop taking tumblr armchair SJWs as a reference for feminism.

>>12332797
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokusatsu

Be gentle, /jp/.

>>12333470
>>12333459
>>12333255
Please get out of /jp/

>>12333473
Don't be a bully.

>>12333475
Same to you nerd

tru/jp/sie reporting in

>>12333470
Sup milk?

>>12333473
Bruttfrustrated?

>>12333483
Top 5 favorite eroge, now

master race coming through
feelio when no reading or literature on list though
also, shouldn't hard drugs be on the end of the harmful spectrum?

>>12333490
You can't even spell "buttfrustrated" right. Please go.

>>12333498
>shouldn't hard drugs be on the end of the harmful spectrum?
But they are on the end of the harmful spectrum.

>>12333486
I've been known to mlk a little, indeed.

>>12333503
meant crazy, sorry
pls no bully

had to add one meself

Politics is basically a real life RTS game once you strip away all of the feelings and issues

>>12333447
It belongs in the "politics" category
Please see my amended chart

Why aren't all sports just grouped into one?

>>12333502
Yeah, suck my cock.

>>12333449
Military otaku tend to be easily offended and are prone to flaming random strangers on internet message boards for perceived slights against them

They also tend to be pushy nationalists, who on 2ch are just as prone to starting flame wars

Note that it has been pointed out that "harmful" is better interpreted as "how annoying you are to others"

>>12333528
I think you're a little too angry for /jp/.
Maybe you should take a break.

red is current, green is former
braced for anger

>>12333520
chart made by norms?

>>12333529
>"harmful" is better interpreted as "how annoying you are to others"
Not the guy you replied to, but if this is the case, then why are onahole otaku on the far left? Onahole threads seem to be very peaceful and non-intrusive.

>>12333529
Gunfags are always going to be crazy as shit.

>>12333516
Doesn't make sense, dude.
Patriots are crazy as fuck.
Nationalists and patriots fall into conservative, Anarchists into liberals.

>>12333542
You're a moron. Please learn to read a simple chart before posting.

>>12333542
Dunno. I guess you'd have to go to 2ch to find out, since I believe that this is a translation of a chart that came from there.

>>12333547
Sorry, it's getting late and I can't think straight.

>>12333547
The chart is designed by a retard.
Why he didn't just use quadrants like a civilized person I will never know.

>>12333550
Sure it was made by some netouyo.

Note that things like idols and kigurumi are outside the ｔｒｕ／ｊｐ／ｚｏｎｅ because they are neo/jp/ activities.

>>12333559
Video games, depending on the genre, can be as much of a tru/jp/zone than the stuff inside.

What's so crazy about sowing?

>>12333565
Mostly girls sow and girls are crazy dawg

>>12333564
But most video games cannot be included, so it had to be left out.

>>12333559
Fuck, I have hobbies you don't like, what am I going to do. Oh my god.

>>12333565
That Nazi scientist liked to sow people together.
That's pretty crazy.

>>12333570
Most image boards are not tru/jp/ but it still is included.

>>12333546
The running interpretation of "crazy" seems to translate, for this thread anyway, to "normal."

Patriots, in this sense, are your average flag-waving proud citizens, the people who exercise their freedom of speech through bumper stickers.

Nationalists are your Nazis, Fascists, right-wing authoritarians, and others who generally uphold the nation (and its titular nationality) above all else

Anarchists (mutualist or not) have issues with the existence of any kind of state power. Liberals have no such problem

>>12333572
Hopefully overdose.

>>12333576
Imageboard culture is a ｔｒｕ／ｊｐ／ interest.

Tokusatsu however was left in only because it was in an awkward position.

>>12333578
I don't do drugs that you can overdose on. Tough luck.

>>12333565
>>12333568
>>12333573
>sow: to plant seeds in an area of ground
>sew: to make or repair something (such as a piece of clothing) by using a needle and thread

>>12333585
You could have made the same point without the green.

>>12333587
But they weren't my own words. I was quoting Merriam-Webster.

>>12333545
I believe that military otaku tend to enjoy all kinds of military hardware fascinating; this interest is usually extended to military hierarchies, historical and current engagements, uniforms, and so forth. Small arms is just one facet to pay attention to.

>>12333578
>>12333559
>>12333547
>>12333540
>>12333534
>>12333502
>>12333473
>>12333297

>>12333596
Nice man, is this from cheezburger?
I didn't see it on the front page.

>>12333599
It's from /jp/, actually.

>>12333609
red is want.
green is what I am.

>>12333613
Fuck off queer.

>>12333609
>lolita cosplay
>martial arts
are you a cute g..

>lolicon
damn. guess you're not

What's with all the people that watch anime? Has the /a/ takeover already begun?

>>12333621
Girls can be pedophiles too, anon.

>>12333627
Not according to society.

>>12333631
>society
What does that have to do with the truth, or /jp/?

Here I am

>>12333636
Nothing. Just like this thread.

>>12333613
im with this guy

Who occult otaku here?
Where would you put esotericism on this chart?

/jp/ - look-at-me culture

>>12333649
UFO catchers.

>>12333649
Probably somewhere in the Sonic/Furry/Pony range.

>>12333655
*tips fedora*

>>12333659
You've been spending too much time on other boards.

>>12333431
But there's so many dangers when driving anon.

>>12333538

>>12333662
I NTR /jp/ with /x/ regularly.

>>12333572
>hard drugs
>trains
>eroge
>bicycles

you're a cool guy

Holy fuck, take it easy. Who the fuck cares about what other posters do.

>>12333668
I'm not afraid. Both activities are very similar; you're in a small enclosed space, sitting relaxed on a comfy chair, concentrated on one simple task.

>>12333679
But dude, what about other drivers? It feels like the other drivers would be criticizing you all the time.

I can't take that kind of abuse.

>>12333686
I don't see drivers; I just see cars. They aren't people.

>>12333686
Have you ever thought he lives in an actually civilized place where most people don't really care about driving fast and take it easy? I guess not, you probably live in a subhuman country where by just turning on your TV you see traffic accidents.

It is nice to have a lots of hobbies.
Most of you 2hufags should try to branch out more before 2hu died out.

Why is marital arts and fitness so high up on the norm-o-meter? Fighting is fun dudes!

>>12333686
Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars ~♪

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars ~♪

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars ~♪

Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars ~♪

Why isn't Martial Arts Movies listed?

>>12333711
There aren't enough martial arts movie otakus in Japan for it to matter.

>>12333705
Hey man you know I'm really okay
The gun in my hand will tell you the same
But when I'm in my car
Don't give me no crap
Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap
When I go driving I stay in my lane
But getting cut off makes me insane
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride
I guess I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away Yeah
Well they say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face
You drive on my ass
You're foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last
Drivers are rude
Such attitudes
But when I show my piece
Complaints cease
Something's odd
I feel like I'm God
You stupid dumbshit goddam motherfucker
I open the glove box
Reach inside
I'm gonna wreck this fucker's ride

>>12333715
That sounds rude and scary.

>>12330961
>lolicon
>closer to crazy than feminism

>>12333761
this is why this is bullshit

>>12333761
did this really get deleted by the Janny?

>>12333785
It got deleted so fast I didn't even get to see it, had to check ghost.

I bet its poster (you?) deleted it just to try to cause a ruckus.

Baseball

>>12333671
no wonder why occult threads are so shit on 4chin
stop asking about succubus and chaos magick pls mr pleb

Green = Current interests
Orange = Interests, but not participating, mostly just reading/learning about them at the moment
Blue = Would like to eventually learn more about

>>12333824
pls be in london

>>12333834
Not sure if this is the /fit/ london or if you're actually curious. But no, I'm on in london. Pacific North West master race.

>>12333834

>>12333845

/jp/ is not a place for hook-ups or spoilers that contain nothing worth not spoiling.

Please do not shit up this thread about otaku culture.

>>12333808
and how many ppl hav YOU pwned with magick, gay n00b?? and those suckabuss whores arent worth my time at all

>>12333888
>being this new
embarrassing

>>12333930
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unenlightened neophyte? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Invisible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on dark wizards, and I have over 300 confirmed curses. I am trained in 7th dimsension hexing and I’m the top Invoker in the entire Ordo Mysterium. You are nothing to me but just another illusionist. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of magicians across the Astral Realm and your Existential Signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking hexed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my weekend spellbook. Not only am I extensively trained in psychokinetic combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ordo Templi Orientis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will summon demons all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Im pretty sure I'm dying from all the shit I do

>>12333957
Good luck faggot, I am enclosed within seven magick circles lined with salt and protection sigils

>>12333997
do something with yourself anon
dont be a NEET pleb like r9k, be a NEET patrician

>>12334005
I'm not a NEET though, sorry to disappoint.

>>12330974
I feel ashamed whenever I see retards like you.

But it really is the fault of stupid romanization systems.
Kana spelling should be used for all romanization of Japanese.
And maybe all native english speakers should just kill themselves.

>>12334031
nobody gives a shit

>>12333888
jeez bro, at least try to hide your newness

what's a nice hobby to take up jp?

>>12334053
Gardening. It can be very relaxing.

>>12334053
honking on the horn

>>12334061
Choose the right plants and you can do two of the hobbies on the chart at once!

>>12334061
Most of the gardening I've done has digging up oxalis and convolvulus which isn't very fun.

But planting things, seeing them grow and flower feels good.

>>12334084
Then wither and die.

>>12334061
What if it's really really hot where I live?

>>12334098
Do you like rock gardens or cacti?

>>12334053
Martial arts. I want to fight a /jp/sie.

>>12331030
>>12333538
How would you get into the military hobby if you don't want to join the army?

>>12334105
A single good punch is enough to make me almost cry. Please don't bully.

>>12334178
Brazilian Jujutsu then, you'll adapt, and it's fun.

Green is current, I'm interested in red. I used to do karate quite a while ago but I never continued with it. I ended up at blue belt.

Am I boring, /jp/?

>>12333424
But motorcycles aren't dangerous. With the right precautions and gear, you are just as safe as anything else.

>>12334193
Which martial arts do you study? I started Judo last year but I haven't been able to do it for most of this year due to elbow surgery and other illnesses. I don't know very much yet but I'm gonna get better and keep at it!

>>12334574
Been training under my Tae Kwon Do sensei for many years, but he's crazy and teaches a ton of other martial arts, and encourages his students to learn many others. So we do a shit ton of things, Kyokushin Karate, Jujutsu, Brazillian Jujutsu, Kali, Judo, some Kempo and Muay Thai.

We're pretty intense though, every weekend we go to a garage and just do full contact sparring.

>>12334627
Sounds neat! It's always refreshing to see another /jp/sie who enjoys this kind of thing. Best of luck with your training.

>>12334627
I always had a bad time whenever I sparred. Being hit is painful. ;_;

>>12334650
It only hurts at first, then it feels good.
Unless you're a BITCH dude.

>>12334659
are you a masochist

>>12334650
Not him, but I've never had a problem with it myself. Getting hit is painful, but it doesn't bother me. I suppose it just depends on the person.

Oh, and don't listen to >>12334659 . You can cuddle with me if it hurts too much.

>>12334662
You just don't understand man... the feeling... the pump...
Cuddling is OK after the round though. A deep embrace after hours of sparring is usually pretty common.

My sad state of affairs right here. Very little gets me out of bed anymore.

>>12334532
>right precautions
You're right that motorcycles aren't dangerous, but driving them always is. Unlike any other motorized land vehicle, your body is 100% likely to be ejected from the vehicle in the event of a crash. The only right precaution is to not get on the bike in the first place.
>gear
No amount of gear will save you from a sufficiently unfortunate crash, the circumstances of which may well be entirely beyond your control.

>>12334666
I have a small body type, so I might break if you cuddle too hard. pls be gentle

>>12334674
Why does it feel so good? What about it makes me feel so... alive? The thing is, I'm not even a violent person and I sure as hell don't like S&M. Why, anon? I don't understand why it's so fun.

That being said, I also want to cuddle with a cute /jp/sie, so maybe I'm just slightly off in the head.

>>12334689
What instrument did you play Anon?

>>12334694
I'll be gentle. I'm used to handling small things.

>>12334698
Piano.

I used to be able to play the moonlight sonata by heart, and now I barely know how to play itsy bitsy spider.

>>12334703
like ur penis?

>>12334709
Indeed, that was the joke.

>>12334695
Being able to hit someone as hard as you can while they hit you as hard as they can, while still trying to avoid injury... It's just fun. You can watch yourself get better at fighting and feel it hurting less and less. I can't explain it other than that. You just have to try it, and stick with it, dude.

>>12334714
We should have our micropenises collide sometime.

>>12334706
It's never too late to get back into it, it's all about building that muscle memory back up. I play piano/guitar and I find nothing relaxes me more than spending my idle time creating music. Join a group, play music with other people; it will give you something to look forward to.

>>12334716
I get that as I do martial arts myself. The question was more about what part of my mind makes that activity fun. Enjoying hitting people and having them hit you is strange, is it not? Nonetheless it is something many people enjoy. I'm sorry if my question was poorly worded and the wrong message came across.

>>12334724
But mine isn't actually small. I'd say it's on the bigger side of average. I assume that's still fine with you?

>>12334728
>Join a group, play music with other people
Is this what being a normie is like? Believing things like this are worth pursuing? I've been there and done that plenty; never again.
>it will give you something to look forward to
I sincerely doubt that. All that clears my daily hangover is junk food, masturbation, internet and lots of cold water. Occasionally a shower.

>>12334740
>what part of my mind makes that activity fun
Not sure what you mean by "mind", but in terms of the brain, that would probably be the cerebellum.

>>12334749
Since mine is on the average side of average, I'm good to go.

Mutual irrumatio is ok with you?

>>12334740
I don't know which part of my brain tells me that its fun, but we're on /jp/ so you can't really say that just because something is strange it isn't fun.
I mean, I play eroge where you ultimately end up fucking little anime girls everyday.
It's just fun.

>>12334756
>>12334765
My apologies once again. I was trying to say that I don't understand why it's something I enjoy. I wasn't trying to make a big deal out of it, I was simply trying to convey that it seems odd to me. Same with music. I love music and have played the violin for most of my life but it still seems odd to me that people like music. It doesn't seem to serve a utilitarian purpose, but is grand nonetheless.

>>12334759
Couldn't be better. It's actually one of my fetishes.

>>12331867
>Not wanting a 2hu itasha.

>>12334114
Airsoft.
Airsoft is a very otaku related hobby in Japan.

Many of those things are not hobbies. I also abhor the notion of a hobby, but that's probably enough contrarianism for a single post.

Fuck you, post-neo-/jp/

>>12334689
Being catapulted out of the motor vehicle can be advantageous. No glass necklaces, etc. Any crash that will kill you in gear will kill you in a car.

>>12334887
If believing that makes you sleep at night, sure, stay deluded. A 30 mph crash wearing a seatbelt in a car is almost inevitably going to be less harmful than being catapulted off a bike moving 30 mph. I'd much rather suffer a 30 mph seatbelted whiplash than a 30 mph freefalling neck injury.

>>12334931
I've been t-boned by a car at 60. I picked myself up, got his insurance details and took myself to hospital. I've also gone over a guard rail on a motorway entrance, where I rode myself to hospital as well. The only times I fear an accident is going under the wheels of a truck, at which point, you'd die in a car as well.

>>12334941
Poor motor skills is a trait associated with asperger's. Are you a literal sperg?

>>12334969
No, I don't have poor motor skills. I was not the at-fault driver.

>>12334975
Nah, I suspect you may be mildly autistic. It's a spectrum disorder you know - that means your symptoms and prognosis can range in severity and scale of debilitation.

>>12334986
Your suspicions are baseless. I suspect you have asperger's however based on your fixation on mental disorders.

>Gay
>Normal
Nope.

And I'm quoting the table, see.

>>12334990
Oh, a rude autist. I certainly wasn't anticipating that.

Your condition can be manageable with the right combination of psychotropic medications and therapy. It's selfish for you to carelessly endanger the world in your clumsy, misguided aspergean whims.

>>12335003
3/10 for effort. You've got a while to go yet.

Why is theater so high on the harmful scale? Is there something about live performances that I'm missing.

>>12335081
Maybe they think it'll make you into a pretentious stoner.

>>12334881
But I don't want to go outside or interact with people.

>>12332494
akb_wota.jpg

>>12335081
Maybe they're thinking of the stalker fans of Takarazuka and stuff.

Also, theatre is statistically higher than normal in concentrations of gay.

>>12330961
i like how gay is less harmful and more normal than regular dating.

>>12330961
blue is current,
green is wannabe

there are no former since whenever I start I don't give up on a hobby.

Why is sonic even halfway harmful?

>>12341076
Just like gay is somehow more normal than cooking and video games.

>>12333572
I like you

>>12330961
Tea is crazier than hard drugs according to this

>>12333516
How does data analysis fall under politics?

I like guns, knives, eroge, doujinshi, and sometimes video games and anime.

What sort of otaku am I?

>>12341174
Want to sex?

>>12341192
I also like the military, so I guess I belong to military otaku.

am i a winner

why are electric guitars more harmful than musical instruments

>>12341526
Electric guitars are almost as bad a steel stringed guitars. Sounds like shit, plays like shit. Awful fucking guitars.

>>12332271
Or a gun, it would probably be a less horrific way to go.

>>12341572
but electric guitars are steel-stringed guitars :^)

>>12341572
Banjos are worse.

>>12330961

>>12331680
When I was in the military (normal, moderately harmful) my roommate would walk out of the bathroom and tell me how his shit went on a scale from 0 to 10. We agreed that a perfect 10 would be one continuous log that just slid out with no need to wipe afterward: probably an unattainable ideal.

I've had several 9s since then, but never a 10.

>>12330961
Photography is normalfag as fuck, why is it so far to the left?

>>12330961

Okay so, >>12331847 got deleted for no reason.
A reply to it, >>12333431 also got deleted and the poster banned.
But a similar reply, >>12331937 still exists ITT.

What's going on? I thought 4chan had grown beyond arbitrary bans.

>>12343134
>4chan
>grown
No. Stop believing that immediately. For the record, I would've deleted those posts as well.

>>12346746
But 4chan certainly has grown.
At least in size, if not maturity.

I'm not worried about the deletions, but the ban was odd. I guess they made janny a mod.

>>12331962
>>12333438
>>12333498
>>12333649
>>12333824
>>12334689
Are you a girl?

>>12349906
yes, no youre not cute so dont bother

data mining thread?

i'm basically everything that's wrong with /jp/ and 4chan

feels good

>>12350163
>>12350155
I wish the normies would leave

>>12350218
i was here first

>>12350224
Sure, fag. If you started browsing 4chan in 2007 it means you're a pleb

I think taking it easy is the most socially acceptable otaku-habit.

>>12330961
Wait, what? What's so crazy about sewing?

is baseball really that harmful?

>>12350218
It seems there are people more diverse and interesting than you. That's your problem, and it seems you can't drag them down to where you are.

Green is current, gray is what I want to get more into

>>12351068
So you're an offboarder and this is your first post, got it. You could have been less obvious about it.

>>12351094
Not my first post, although there is some weight behind the off boarder comment.

I don't really use 4chan as much as I used to, and I sometimes come to /jp/ but I mostly lurk. So what's it matter if I'm an offboarder as long a I lurk?

>>12351115
Don't post as an obvious offboarder. This thread is an offboarder gather thread so I don't blame you for posting here. But whatever you do don't go making your own threads like "How do I get into touhou?" etc

>>12351125
I believe this is my 5th or so post since I started lurking /jp/ on and off a couple of years ago so there's no reason to worry about me.

As for what specifics I post, I tend to keep my bad posts for bad threads (including this one) and I don't enjoy making threads.

>>12350990
Feminism isn't exactly interesting or diverse. Nowadays it's basically a bunch of white middle class suburban teenagers and twenty-something women bitching about how they can't get dick, and most of them go about the wrong way promoting ``women's rights" by wailing on the internet about their bogeymen (including griping about rich successful females).

>>12350218
I'm anything but normal ya mook

>>12330961
How are books more harmful than figurines?

>>12356514
Most people who like figurines aren't exactly very sociable so they don't pose a threat to society; books, on the other hand, may fuck up your life forever.

How come seiyuu is so high up in crazy and harmful?

>>12356514

Books have the potential to radicalize the moderates

With a couple adjustments.

Pink is the present
Orange, some day...

we chinese gold farmers now

>>12330961
>stamps
>crazy harmless
Yep, that's me, all right.

>>12351125
I don't know why you would think that someone who isn't into touhou is an offboarder. I've been visiting the jay for years and I pretty much never got into touhou. I know pretty much all the characters at this point and I've played a game or two but I pretty much just come to /jp/ for Visual Novels and other interesting threads about Japan in general.

Green is present blue is past.

>>12357162
Seems like you regressed.

Touhou is pretty normie though.

>>12357223
That's not how it works in Japan.

>>12356514
hitler read some books and misunderstood them

green is someday

Well filling this out looked fun so here we go.

Black = Current
Blue = Past

>>12356514
Catcher in the Rye made some edgy teens into killers.

There is no "pretend hacking", which I would put red, or "suicide", which I would put green

I wish I had enough money to justify cosplaying more.

>>12357470
>>12356659
>>12356568
will you let me read your diary?

Drugs are gross. Anyone who disagrees please frick off.

>>12358580
>frick

>>12360166
Go to heck!

>>12360198
Buzz off, jerk

>>12358580
Go to bed, grandpa.

>>12358391
/jp/ is my diary!

I like a lot of things. There's a few things on here I have a passing interest in, but don't dabble in enough to call it a hobby. There's also a few things I used to be into when I was younger, but don't care for anymore either.

>>12334114
kancolle
strike witches
panzer
?

>>12330961

t-trains are crazier than porn and retro vidya?

You just pulled this out of your ass, didn't you?

inb4 welcome to the interwebs

>>12330961
>hard drugs
>normal