/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I guess this is the official shitposting thread?

>otaku
>anime
>magna
>the list goes on and on...

>Now I've got myself a Japanese girl

>>>/a/

>>12320828
Lets talk about the new guy who doesn't like white areas.

>>12320837
There is not much to talk about. Another retard trying to force an epic meme.

>>12320839
It's not a meme. He just doesn't want the white part.

>>12320837
>>12320839
I'm not new and it's not a meme. I-I just don't like the g-girls to compete for attention is all!

>>12320846
Epic stuttering meme dude

>>12320823
you're a million years too early to get a gf

ayy lmao

>>12320823

get a vocaloid or a 2hu or some other fagot shit lol

>>12320895
2lewd

And that, right there, is when I'd snap. Snap like a twig with the federal deficit laid atop it.

Because in all those years and all those threads, I'd long ago learned that these gibbering bastards know nothing of courtesy, manners, brotherhood or anything beyond their own bellies and momentary entertainment. Plenty of people get the ban, and they even bother to read their crimes before wasting them in a lot of threads, but the retards shitpost just as obnoxious anyways.

In just a few short years of lurking, many innocent threads have been purged, many condemned that might have been saved, because I didn't have sufficient proxies, or I was fighting through proper legal channels, and so forth. It's always something, and after every hard-won victory I pass by another bastard shitposting like it's the end of times. I can stamp out the idiocy of imbeciles all I like, but there's tenfold that in the hearts of men.

Well FUCK.

THAT.

SHIT.

This shit is going to end, and it is going to end right the fuck now. The cynical reporters of yesteryear, scowling from their rickety porches, like to spout shit like "you either die fighting shitpost, or eventually you become it." Well if that's where my short journey as a guardian has led, so be it, but it isn't going to be quite like those pithy sayings uttered by hollow men with no souls. You see, they left out the part where I don't just give up; I'm going to surf a raft of ferocious reports on a tidal wave of blood straight into the queue and kick the mods in their fucking stale groin.

Later they'll wonder why I did it, what was so special about some unknown fag that I was driven to beat men to death with their own spines to save /jp/. The men who condemned this will never realize the true reason, and that is our only hope; that evil cannot comprehend good.

Enough talk. It's fucking on.

>>12320911
are you a kopipe otaku

>>12320823
get a dakimakura of your gf.

Either way, it will end up being super cute or super creepy.

Also, in order to be a true otaku you must have at least 3 anime posters/wall scrolls, at least 20 anime figurines, and 0.1 legally obtained mangas or anime DVDs.

Though the last part is really more of a guideline than a rule.

There's a good selection on http://kawaiipillows.bIoghost.com

>>12320933
Thanks. What did I get?

>>12320911
Complaining about shitposting while shitposting yourself, either hypocritical or trolling.

>>12320823
Why don't you put Freckles on the dakimakura?
Keep it nonlewd and plain, that will show her that your otaku heart is true.

>>12320895

>>12320911
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the good old non-autistic users of /jp/ are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have made a post that does not make any significant contribution to the board! Whoops! You should always remember to care about such matters as actually making sure the post is of high quality! Using copypasta over well written, quality posting is considered autistic behavior! It's the same as not eating some food at a high quality restaurant but buying McDonalds. You should always try to write your own works in the comment field.

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help newfriends like you get accustomed to 4chan!
You wouldn't believe how many autistic kids believe this is another version of Gaia, when it clearly contains so many well thought out high quality posts that contribute towards the board.

>>12320831
You jelly?

>>12320823
Wouldn't you just be a weaboo no matter what you tried?

>>12324609
I think so.

>>12320823
>always considered myself an otaku
what is this, another one of those self-identifying gender rights things?
>>>/lgbt/

why isn't this bumping?