/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Everyday is Sunday.

Nice teeth

My hero.

Yep, this is what the average NEET looks like... so now you idiots can stop calling yourself NEETs because you think it will make you cool on /jp/.

WTF !?

>>1229437
>>this is what the average Japanese looks like

Fix'd

>>1229437
It's a UK term.

>>1229437
Yeah, what's the deal with all the losers here calling themselves NEETs or Hikkis, and thinking that makes them special?

>>1229458
Maybe two years ago. 4chan's gotten mainstream to the point where its curve is identical to the red one.

I fucking hate that guy.

He loses.

Honestly, I'd rather be a pathetic leech of society than become a normalfag.

>>1229492
your thinking of every other board on 4ch though. Here at /jp/ the more pathetic you are the closer you are to an actual japanese otaku/wotagei/neet/hikki.

>>1229535
>4ch
No one here goes to 4ch I'm pretty sure

>>1229485
NEET = Not currently engaged in Education, Employment or Training. It is not a Japanese word, they stole it. It's perfectly acceptable to use.
Hikikomori = Shut-in. Retards use this word.

>>1229557
I do, just to laugh at the personal issue boards.

>>1229485
NEET or retired, call it what you like, either way I prefer not working.

>>1229573
You're an asshole who deserves to die. It's so unfair that a lazy leecher like you gets to live in the developed world, while millions of people your age wanting to do something useful with their lives end up on the streets because they can't afford school.

>>1229585
>The Oba-Chan Seducer !7kjGbZlVeg
Go suicide bomb him then.

>>1229592
Suicide bombing was invented by Americans and Chavs trying to steal our oil.

>>1229585
People are not born equal.

>>1229585
life's really unfair. sux but unless you have a personal relationship with Haruhi-sama your best option is to deal with it.

>>1229585
I'm no leecher, I paid for my own school, worked for a number of years and invested some of what I earned. So fuck you.

>>1229585
Nope, he's just lucky. That's the way the shitty world works. Some have, some don't.
I'm out of work now, and I'm poor, so I have to do something about it as I'm running out of what little savings I scraped together before the job went. But I wish I didn't have to do anything.

>>1229585
Get the fuck out, communist.

I think that to work is to lose.

Being a NEET is pretty understandable in Japan. You're pretty much forced into being a salary man.

Come to Quebec. I'm not sure how much more expensive it is elsewhere but excluding lodging, mcgill costs about 3000$ Canadian and it's ranked 60th in the world.

>>1229651
Is it hard to get enrolled there? I have an average of C.

>>1229721
Yes, they don't accept faggots.
You're screwed.

>>1229739
And so is your mom.

>>1229721
>>1229766
Disregard that

I suck cocks

>>1229651
>3000$ Canadian
That's like fifty American dollars, right?

>>1229721
Wow, sounds like you're really serious about doing something meaningful with your life.

>>1229834
I'm sorry, are you trolling ?

>>1229834
C is infinite better than the F's and rejections 95% of /jp/ receives.

>>1229846
I'm willing to bet that 95% of /jp/ had a better average than C when we were into education.
I, for one, had an A average.

>>1229846
/jp/ didn't get any F's or rejections, /jp/ curled up into a ball and quit after getting a single B and ruining their straight A record.

>>1229846
We give up on school because we have no reason to go on, not because we're stupid.

>>1229846
Unfortunately, it still makes you a fucking hypocrite.

>>1229856
Fuck you, stop telling the truth, I got ruined when I barely got the passing grade at an exam.

>>1229856
This was me.

>>1229856
This.

>>1229846
haha look at all those Anonymouses you trolled

epic troll tripfriend

I still don't believe this bullshit that you guys were geniuses at school, and stopped caring because you're too good for this world.

Most of you were probably just like me, mediocre in everything.

>>1228067
Oh noes! 53万 people not engaged in work, education or training! What's that, like 0.5% of the Japanese population! *gasp* Doom is nigh!

>>1228067
Oh noes! 63万 people not engaged in work, education or training! What's that, like 0.5% of the Japanese population! *gasp* Doom is nigh!

>>1229897
Well, don't tell anyone but I'm actually still in school. I'm getting 90's but I have no friends and considering my major, it'll be very difficult to find a job so I'll most likely be leeching off of society.

>>1229897
Intelligent people flee society out of loathing for their peers.
Stupid people isolate themselves because they are too stupid to do anything else.
Where do you belong ?

>>1229913
It's possible to be both.

>>1229911
You've still got something, a major.
I'm planning on trying to get to Stanford as an undergraduate.

>>1229911
What's your major, and why the f did you choose it if you know it wont get you a decent job?

>>1229936
>why the f did
( ≖‿≖)

>>1229936
SHUT THE F**K UP TRIPFAG

>>1229956
SHUT T** FUCK U* ASSHOLE.

I had a 4.0 until a year ago. Now I'm about to graduate with a 3.75.

I didn't try very hard before, but now I try even less. It was pretty sad when I got my first A-, but now I've gotten a couple B+ because I stopped caring.

that guy could eat corn on a cob thru a fence

>>1230212
Enjoy living in poverty/not much better off than the people without a college education because you chose a worthless major.

>>1229909
>63万
I lol'd.

>>1230321
Actually, I chose a lucrative major. I'll start out 45-50k and I'll most likely be making 6 digits within 10 years.

>>1231368
6 digits of inflated money.
Have fun.

>>1231368
If I had a dime for every time I read that on 4chan I would have a million. Guess what I think you are telling a lie.

>>1231394
I'm the anon that always talks about my accounting degree, if that helps at all. Not that I care if anon believes me or not.

>>1231394
If you had a million dimes, you'd only have a hundred thousand dollars, even if you're a newfag, that's what you'd likely make if you had a shitty job.

>>1231417
The one that said that in tax season you could make fourty grand ?

>>1231414
>even if you're a newfag, that's what you'd likely make if you had a shitty job.
>newfag
I don't think this word means what you think it means

>>1231421
Probably. I don't know whether that is possible or not, but it is my dream.

>>1231426
I mean a newfag on 4chan, like, if you had only spent 2 or 3 years here.
You could make that in 2 years.

>>1231417
Accountants are a dime a dozen. Most are lucky to make 50,000 a year some make even less.

>>1229535
>your

>>1231462
Even if that was true, which it is not, I would still be living pretty good.

>>1231490
50 grand is still far away from a mil.

What is the average US family income? Answer 20,000.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_average_yearly_salary_in_the_US

>>1231510
I said 6 digits, which is $100,000. That is quite possible for accountant.

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Staff_Accountant/Salary/by_Yearly_Sales

/jp/ - Financial Advice

>>1231540
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Certification=Certified_Public_Accountant_(CPA)/Salary
Try this one instead, since I'll most likely be a CPA within a year.

The one you choose was for a staff accountant, a specific, rather low-level position, so obviously the median salaries for that would be low.

I can't live without getting at least 12 hours a sleep a day. Sleeping is heaven, it's the greatest feeling the world and you can dream! You're not a good Hikki unless you get 10 hours a sleep a night. My philosophy is that there's no point in going outside and seeing the world, because I can dream all of it myself. It's beautiful. It's the highest form of life. Nothing can surpass it. As people work themselves to death on my behalf, I'm lying still in my bed, dreaming away. Why are those who work considered better, when throughout history, those who own the highest pleasures do not? As a Hikkikomori, I am a majestic aristocrat, and sleep is my ambrosia.

>>1231576
Enjoy your dream world.

>>1231606
My dream world is actually one where I wouldn't have to work. This is my nightmarish reality.

>>1231598

>>1231598
I wish I could lucid dream.