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mommy...

>> No.12313426 [DELETED] 

Kanako is not yet 30. She's too young to be a mother.

>> No.12313430

>>12313426
she's atleast 3000, m8

>> No.12313441

>>12313430
>3000
shes over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12313513

>>12313420
>no curry
>no fundoshi
not mom

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>>12313420

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>>12313517
nice I love it when cool meme pictures get posted

>> No.12313586

>>12313524
do you want to get wrecked nerd?

>> No.12313622

Nice haven't seen one of these in ages

>> No.12314326

oneechan sanae, aneki sanae, imouto sanae, or boku sanae?
what does this make suwako?

>> No.12314719

>>12314326

Suwak is jut kinda along for the ride.

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>>12314719

*just

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>> No.12315119
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>Mommy threads are pretty much extinct on /jp now
What happened..

>> No.12315138

>>12315119
all the mommy nerds got kicked out

>> No.12315628

>>12313517
KAIAKR?

>> No.12315645

>>12315119
They got overdone and were driven out.

>> No.12315646

>>12315119
summer ended that's what

>> No.12315688

>>12315646
more like summer began

>> No.12316828
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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/702109/633fcf36f4/

Why hasn't this been translated?

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Posting best mom.

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>>12315119
We never left. Some of us just have other interests... like feet or spanking.

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Touching mommy's boobs!

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>> No.12316877

>>12315119
I sometimes post, but I've been feeling completely alienated from 4chan for some time.

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>>12316877
post some moms, anon. It'll make you feel better.
We all hate 4chan, deep down.

>> No.12316917

>>12316888
i always loved the soups that my mom made

>> No.12316938

>>12316888
is that poop?

>> No.12316965

>>12316888
already did, yoooooooooo
>>12316828

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>>12316917

You should learn to make soups too, Anon! They're really easy to make, very easy to make incredibly nutritious, and you can make enough at once to hold you for weeks!

>> No.12317565

>>12317558
>freezing soup

>> No.12317833

>>12317565

Gomen /ck/ I don't understand your epik implications

>> No.12317861

>>12317833
You're not going to keep weeks of soup in the fridge.

>> No.12317892

>>12317861

Right, which is why I freeze it.

>> No.12317927

>>12317892
Hence,
>freezing soup

>> No.12317945

i love mommies! im going to make mommy threads on /jp/ a thing again!

>> No.12318014

She's a sexy christmas cake, not a mommy.

Mazaacon a shit

>> No.12318053

>>12317927

I still don't understand who you're quoting.

>> No.12318207
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Not mom, but Iku is the best baby-sitter.

>> No.12318279

>>12318014
back the fugg off?

>> No.12318302

>>12318207
Post more iku then

>> No.12318729
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>>12318014

>> No.12318776 [DELETED] 

Anyone have a good Kanako for AA2?

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>>12316869

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>>12316938

>> No.12319108

I hate MILF fetishes, and by extension Kanako.

>> No.12319113

>>12319108
K

>> No.12319394
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do mommies only have to be touhou. i like other mommies too.

>> No.12319798

>>12316869
>spanking

explain further

>> No.12319863

W-would someone ptetend to be mama Kanako for me?

>> No.12319867

>>12319863
what the fuck

>> No.12319871

>>12319863
Get out of here, fucking pervert.

>> No.12319881

>>12319867
>>12319871
Meanies!

>> No.12319922

>>12319863
Someone be Kanakp for me too please!

>> No.12319925

>>12319394
Why are her breasts flopping so much?

>> No.12319985
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Any other crossdressing moms around to make out?

>> No.12320132

>tfw mommies always have huge tna
Where are the slender mommies like Alice or little mommies like Nazrin?

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>>12313420
"mommy" indeed

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>>12320132
Alice isn't a mom.

>> No.12320666

Where will i go to discuss mommies now?

>> No.12320676
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i would share more mom pics but this is a SFW board

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MOMMY BUTT

>> No.12320687

>>12320681
I would SLAP it.

>> No.12320690

>>12320666
At ota.

>> No.12320695 [DELETED] 

>>12320681
The picture itself feels very cramped. Can you remove all that stuff?

>> No.12320698
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>>12320695
No, it's an artistic technique to remove negative space and draw the eyes towards the Mom Butt

>> No.12320701 [DELETED] 

>>12320698
The butt would look a lot better with all that junk gone and would really emphasis on the size

>> No.12320720
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>> No.12320724

>>12313420
a lot of people on jp seem to have mommy issues

>> No.12320757

>>12320724

it's just the same two faggots every time dude

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>>12313420
captcha: seven eotechp
>seven eotech
that's over $4,000
also kanakp is love

>> No.12320776

>>12313517
KANAKP is love
KANAKP is life

>> No.12322515

>>12320757
Make that three.

>> No.12322689

>>12322515
make that four

>> No.12322726

>>12322689
make that five

>> No.12322729

>>12322726
six

>> No.12323197

Does anyone just want to be alone with mommy and feel good?

>> No.12323271

>>12323197
>being alone with pedophiles

>> No.12323404

>>12323197
I do, i don't know why bullies have to stop this

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>>12320132
slender mommy yukarin

>> No.12323500

>>12313420
http://strawpoll.me/2257466
Please vote and do your part to help the community.

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>>12320144
Don't remind her. Alice likes girls, but girls can't make girls pregnant. Poor Alice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghGs9-9lNFU

that's me entering her shrine

>> No.12323686

>>12323673
Can you add a background to this?

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>>12323673
>>12323686

>> No.12323695

>>12323691
Ok, thanks, could you remove the background now so I can have it on my phone?

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>>12323695

>> No.12323710

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ1LM5EN5LU

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>>12323695

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Ah!

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>> No.12323855
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>> No.12323894 [DELETED] 

Mom's butt!

>> No.12323995

>>12323837
>>12323854

Why are Kinntarou's Touhous so momtastic?

>> No.12324000

>>12323894
What about it?

>> No.12324012
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>>12323995
Saa~

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Chen's mom is better

>> No.12328562
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ママ BUTT

>> No.12328704

>>12316869
>spanking
Care to post some?

>> No.12330917
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Like mother like daughter

>> No.12337249 [DELETED] 

hug

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>>12337249

>> No.12337287

>>12322729
seven

>> No.12337306

>>12320690
ota?

>> No.12337374

Tell some stories about your mommy!
But, you must replace your mother with a touhou mother and incorporate this change into the story.

>> No.12337421

>>12337374
Alcoholism is funny and endearing in touhou but in real life it's not fun dealing with one

>> No.12338398

Bumping for muh mommy issues

>> No.12339114
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mom has a HUGE butt

>> No.12339143

>>12339114
and a pretty nice rack too

>> No.12340920

Bumpan

>> No.12340931

I want her to accidentally slip and have her sweater pop up, exposing her butt and hairy vagina, causing her face and buttcheeks to turn bright red with extreme embarrassment!

>> No.12346446

>>12340931
I'm pretty sure butts don't work that way anon

>> No.12346534

>>12340931
Is her butt hairy, too?

>> No.12346547

I'm glad I slapped my mom's butt that one time. Mommy threads had always been hot, but actually feeling her soft bum jiggle against my hand was incredible. Thanks jaypee for fueling my complex

>> No.12346750

>>12346534
Just her butthole.

>> No.12349183

/jp/ had a cold and distant mother so they cope with that lack of love with orgasm!

>> No.12349289

>>12349183
I hope someone on /jp/ will be my mommy!

>> No.12349304
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>>12349289
I would be your momma if I wasn't a boi.

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>> No.12349467

>>12349304
Is your butt big?

>> No.12349609
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>>12349467
Not really, it's round and firm.
I'm sorry

>> No.12350091

Soup is gross.

>> No.12350319

>>12349609
Round and firm is good, too! I could throw pennies at your booty while you cook breakfast!

>> No.12350367

>>12350319

I'd throw penises at Kanako's butt, if you know what I mean.

>> No.12350946

>>12350367
>touching other men/boys' penises

>> No.12351032

this reminds me of my bossy mommy....

>> No.12351080

>>12346446
If a girl gets embarrassed, her butt starts to blush and sting.

>> No.12351499

Mom, stop showing off your big, rude tits! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!

>> No.12355441

>>12349183
Actually quite the contrary. My mommy is very loving and kind.

>>12349467
My mommy's butt is huge.

>> No.12356136

>>12355441
You're really lucky

>> No.12356202

kuso thread award

>> No.12356231
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I can't beat Kanako and it's pissing me off!

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>> No.12356269

>>12356202
You mean good thread

>> No.12356354

>>12355441
Can I hang out with your mom, dude?

>> No.12356356

>>12356231
just go where the bullets aren't dude

>> No.12356394

>>12356354
me too.

>> No.12356427

>>12356394
dude I wanna hang out with that guys mom too
let's all meet up and hang out with Anon's mom when he isn't around
we'll have her spoil us and give us more money than he gets for allowance and have her cook his favorite meal for us and eat it all before he gets back
he'll be so mad

>> No.12356485

>>12356427
Haha yeah, it's the oldest trick in the book. Classic mom prank. I bet we could get her to kiss us on the cheek, too.

>> No.12356893

>>12356136
Yes I am extremely lucky. My mom is actually going to a con with me next summer. I'm gonna see if she'll cosplay as Kanako-sama.

>>12356427
sorry buddy she's mine. ALL MINE MWAHAHAHA!

>> No.12357376

>>12356893
Can we at least get a hug from her? She must be really warm..

>> No.12358513

>>12357376
Hmmm. I guess that would be ok.

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>> No.12359903

>>12359832
why is suwhacko such a dick

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>>12318207
Do you think Iku threatens kids with violence

>> No.12361638

>>12361280
Do you think Iku would tie me up if I asked? I don't know if she's into that

>> No.12362574
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Not sure if I could be a good pretend mommy.

>> No.12363865

>>12362574
She wants a jimmy slammed through the roof of her mouth

>> No.12363901

Absolutely disgusting, I want filthy rednecks and their shitty mommy fetishes to leave.

>> No.12363974

Kanakp's big, fat, jiggly, embarrassing cellulite buttcheeks!

>> No.12364101

>>12363901
>rednecks
I've got some news for you

>> No.12364109

>>12363901
the only rednecks here are penis necks from fapping too much to kanakp, dude

>> No.12364174

>>12364109
kanakpussy?

>> No.12365906

>>12363865
m-mommy likes that sort of thing?

>> No.12367411
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>>12365906
Maybe!

>> No.12368009

>>12349609
>tfw scans never

>> No.12368013

>>12368009
Kill me.

>> No.12368254

>>12368009
What is name of doujin? I would buy it if I can find it and scan it for /jp/

>> No.12369429

>>12330917
why she naked

>> No.12369450
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>>12369429

Because Sanae helped Mommy meet a new "wrestling partner", son. Go back to bed.

>> No.12369470

>>12356231
>Playing Touhou in 16:9 widescreen
nice b8 try harder m8

>> No.12369479

>>12369470
You don't?

>> No.12369516

>>12369479
I hope I don't. Playing a shmup in a way where movement is faster left-right than up-down is probably the worst thing ever.

No never mind, the worst thing ever is using Tewi in PoFV.

>> No.12369543

>>12369516
Going to go do both of those at once

>> No.12372387

>>12319108
So you'll never get married and have kids?

>> No.12372403

>>12372387
What does that have to do with anything?
Maybe he wishes to make MILFs himself?

>> No.12372432

>>12372403
He clearly doesn't like fucking mothers. Will he stop at birth or conception?

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>>12324012
...koroshiaou

>> No.12372893
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Mommy I'm cumming!

>> No.12375005
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Any 割烹着 otaku here?

>> No.12375063
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Mommy please suck it!

>> No.12375273

>>12368254
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32092541

Strange. I can't find anywhere that sells it. You guys might have to contact the author about it.

>> No.12376015

>>12375005
I am now

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I hate her so much.

>> No.12378152

>>12377847
why? mama kanako loves you...

>> No.12378363
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>>12377847
Mommy will always love you!

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Is mommy into /ss/?

>> No.12381441

>>12379690
that pic makes me hard as diamonds.

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I want to snuggle with Mommy...

>> No.12385718

>>12382909
I-I can't believe mommy wears that kind of stuff...

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