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>Dan, you seems to be a nice guy. Have you ever dated someone?
I am terrible, and terribly boring.
Actually, Miss Orange Dress invited me over for Christmas and she visited Montreal over the summer... but we don't talk anymore. She's getting close to 30 and looking to settle and I have nothing on my plate to offer. Her friends are marrying doctors, STEM PhDs and tech startup millionaires and I'm just drawing cartoon butts. And frankly, when it comes down to it, I'll choose the cartoon butts over her (or anyone else) a hundred times out of a hundred. Deleted from facebook, purged from email, goodbye forever.
I've looked around Montreal a bit, too, but it's clear that I'm not going to bring anything positive into anyone's life and anyone who intrudes into my life and steals my comic time will only earn my resentment. That's the truth, so that's that.
Looks like it's 1P from here on out!

>> No.12311163

>She's getting close to 30
If you're over 30s know that we're outcast. There's nothing you can do about it, just learn to deal with it.

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I wish I could be Dans girlfriend~

>> No.12311174
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12311174

I want to hug Dan

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>Dan Kim will die in your lifetime

>> No.12311200

>>12311196
>Not if you kill yourself first

>> No.12311228
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stay strong dan

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>>12311200

that'd put him in a bit of a race situation

>> No.12311247

What's the point of relationships? besides putting penis in vagina I mean.
talking to people means worrying all the time about what you're saying, doing, wearing, etc, constantly trying to give a good impression. one slip up and it all comes crumbling down. it's like a job interview. why would you want a 24 hour long job interview? I think having sex would be pretty cool, but I don't want that burden.

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Have you ever hated yourself so much that you haven't done jack shit for almost a decade because anything you do feels like a waste of effort because it'd be "you" doing it and not someone you'd rather be because you hate yourself?

>> No.12311270

>>12311247
the job interview mood should wear off quickly
ask your parents how it is beyond that, or how about you watch media that goes beyond the dating upwards the first kiss / sex.

>> No.12311280

>>12311247
>What's the point of relationships?
Supposedly to be emotionally linked with a cute, faithful grill.

But since there are no cute, faithful grill in the 3 dimensional realm then there's indeed no point in relationships.

>> No.12311290

>>12311270
Movies and novels? Really? They only deal with people who don't have to put in any effort to get into a relationship. A lot of characters have sex by accident even

>> No.12311300

Do you have an art blog Dan?

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>>12311300

is gensokyo full of ladies?

>> No.12311316

If 4chan loves Dan so much why does he still hates himself?

>> No.12311344

Can someone make a list of all the popular people on /jp/ and why they are known for? I only people like zunbar, moogy, etc.

>> No.12311349

>>12311344

lurk more faget

>> No.12311378

>>12311155
I'm surprised your Korean mother hasn't found you a wife yet. They are known to be overbearing like that.

>> No.12311387

>>12311378

well i mean think of what his mom would have to actually do

"oh hey this is my son. he draws pre-teen girls beating fetuses to death with a crowbar.

and he's siiiiiiiiiiiiiingle"

even a korean woman finds that challenging

>> No.12311391

>>12311349
Rude, dude. Not everyone can keep up with the personal dramas and western 2hu artists on the jay.

>> No.12311444

Why are we expected to work all our lives, shit out some kids, and then die?

>> No.12311467

>>12311444
because that's what it means to be human

>> No.12311473

>>12311444

systems that fail to be self-sustaining inevitably disappear

>> No.12311492

>>12311444
Why would people want to drop out of university, shitpost on /jp/ all day, compete to be the most depressed person in the world and then kill themselves?

>> No.12311520

At least he can draw cartoon butts. I can't even do that.

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>>12311492
They're depressed and need help.

>> No.12311527

I wonder what would my family say if they found out that I'm posting here being 37 and all.

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>>12311492
I'm glad I'm here with you.
There are definitely better places to be, but there also are infinitely worse; I could never imagine fitting in with what all the other people at my age do as pastime.
I just hope that we all one day find the peace in ourselves that allows us to accept the world as what it is, and align to it without forgetting the sound of our hearts.

>> No.12311534

>>12311492
Because it wasn't their decision to make? Maybe you should ask the people who bullied them and gave them PTSD.

>> No.12311545

>>12311492

Well, at the very least I can say I wanted to drop out of university.

>> No.12311549

If living this lifestyle makes you depressed to the point of suicide, why not stop living the /jp/ life and do something else?

Personally, anime, VNs, and cute 2D girls fill me with more happiness than the rest of life could, so that's why I do what I do. If they didn't make me happy, I'd do something else, and you should do the same.

>> No.12311563

>>12311549
>why not stop living the /jp/ life

this suggestion might not have the effect you're going for, dude

>> No.12311568

>>12311155
So she is getting close to 30 and now she wants to settle down?
Dan can at least be happy in knowing that she will have autistic mentally challenged children just like him. So when she is raising her little shitball of fail, it will always remind her of Dan.

>> No.12311576

Careful with the blog threads. Meido-chan doesn't like them.

>> No.12311580

>>12311549
I didn't choose the /jp/ life. The /jp/ life chose me.

>> No.12311583

>>12311568
My mother was 34 when she birthed me.

I know I'm somewhere on the spectrum. Probably assbergers

>> No.12311591

>>12311583
You can thank her for that. If she were not so selfish and gave birth when in her prime and not when she was half decaying, you could have been a healthy human being.

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>>12311492
ow

>> No.12311600

>>12311549
What are some other cool hobbies? Apart from manga.

>> No.12311607

>>12311600
I like to cook
Whenever I feel depressed, I go in the kitchen and cook something elaborate and I feel better and farther away from my problems
Until I sit down alone to eat in front of a computer in the dark

>> No.12311616

>>12311600

Depends on what hobbies you yourself would find cool. It just seems to me that a lot of /jp/ keep themselves locked into this lifestyle which doesn't make them happy, and don't even explore other venues to see what might actually make them enjoy life a little.

Try hiking, or biking, or Warhammer40k, or drawing non-anime things, or reading western comics. As long as you're expanding your horizon, you're likely to find even more enjoyable things in life, and it won't seem as bad. You'll also more easily find friends with common interests, since you'll have more interests to speak of.

>> No.12311620

>>12311607
>I like to cook
Something you would never hear coming from a modern woman.

>> No.12311622

Dan Kim is an enemy of /jp/. Posting in a thread about him supportingly is bad.

>> No.12311623

>>12311616
Posting on /jp/ is enjoyable.

>> No.12311626

>>12311623

Then by all means, keep posting.

>> No.12311635

>>12311391
I think they are a cross boarder from /a/. Probably that tranny from yesterday

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I have actually thought about playing table tennis or badminton but I don't have any friends to play with and I'm too scared to play with strangers.

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>>12311635

that hurts, man

>> No.12311652

>>12311643
The truth usually does

>> No.12311653

>>12311642
Where you at, Anon?

Just give me your general region and if you're nearby I'll come play some pingpong with you.

>> No.12311659

>>12311653
I'm finnish

>> No.12311667

That thread makes me extremely mad knowing that most of the whiny NEETs here are just summer NEETs whining because they didn't get the chance to go at the beach with girls.

Luckily you will all vanish once school starts again in around one month.

>> No.12311677

>>12311667
Keep whining, brah.

>> No.12311680

>>12311677
Whatever you say, nomie.

>> No.12311684

>>12311667
There's nothing stopping kids from posting here when they get home from school you know. Also they have these huge normie cellphones now that you can use to browse the internet, so they post from school too.

>> No.12311695

>>12311680
Jokes on you, I'm a friendless loser NEET.

>> No.12311704

>>12311684
Old cellphones were way more normal since they could only be used for communicating with others.

>> No.12311713

>>12311684
If kids posting from school have no friends and browses /jp/ all day in class, I would be willing to make him my kouhai and show him the TRU jay way.

>> No.12311718

>>12311713
Please don't rape kids posting on /jp/.

>> No.12311722

>>12311704
However, only a normal would need to upgrade from a normal phone to a big one.

>> No.12311730

>>12311722
Only a normal would need a phone to being with.

>> No.12311736

>>12311730
How else are you going to ask your mother for money?

>> No.12311744

You know how you would tell yourself that if things kept going as bad as they were you would just eventually sodoku?

>> No.12311747

>>12311736
Leave your room and ask her in person.

>> No.12311754

I'm actually enjoying the /jp/ life because if I ever want to go outside and do something there is nothing stopping me

>> No.12311755

>>12311747
What if you live with your Dad?

>> No.12311816

>>12311155
Dan sounds like me. Only I can't even draw.

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