/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oha sharo!

>tfw when no wife

going to sleep nogf again

What's it like having a gf?

>>12307176
I fucked a hooker a few weeks ago if you want to know about that

>>12307177
Was the hooker your gf? Tell me anyway!

>>12307180
She was my gf for 4 hours (less actually since she ripped me off so be careful about gfs doing that) and it literally wasn't even that good

>>12307181
What did you like and what did you not like about having a temp gf?

>>12307186
+Cuddling is nice
+You can talk to someone
-Sex is very hard if you are not fit
-You can't feel anything through condom
-They see through all your lies about how you make 200k a year and fly all around the world

>>12307190
>sex hard if not fit

Can't you just lay back and let your gf do all the work? That's what I would do.

>>12307194
I was closer to cumming when doing the work myself
-penis falls out all the time
-putting it in is surprisingly hard
-I may have erectile dysfunction

>>12307201
Do you have a small penis, dude? Only small penises fall out all the time.

>>12307203
It's 15 centimeters

>>12307207
I bet it's a limp sausage and you couldn't even maintain a real erection, nerd.

>>12307213
It's hard to maintain one when sex is so tiring and you have a condom on. I wanted to stop all the time to get a drink

>>12307220
You sound really pathetic, dude.

>>12307226
No need for bully.

>>12307228
It's not bullying if it's a fact, nerdoid. She probably left early on account of how pathetic you were. She probably couldn't stand your ugly face, nasally voice, unfit fat body, smelly house and being generally creepy as shit. You disgust me. You really don't deserve a real gf.

>>12307243
...

>>12307226
My ex had the same heavy, but tight and fit looking, body type that Hibari does. Why does everything always have to go retarded?

Worst thread on /jpuh/

>>12307213
>>12307226
>>12307243
Shut up faggot. You seem like a real bitch because you keep using the word "nerd" as an insult like you're cool but you haven't even fucked a real girl. This guy is sharing his experience with you because you asked so at least be grateful you little shit. Ill help you redirecting you to where you belong >>>/a/

>>12307254
>pretending to be someone else to vent your frustration
Epic.

what is it like to have a boyfriend?!

>>12307260
i can show you bby ;)

>>12307260
gay

>>12307260
Boys suck! Girls need to be with girls!

>>12307258
Who are you quoting?

>>12307258
Who are you quoting?
He and I are two different people you paranoid schizo freak. >>>/a/
You know you're a newfag crossie when you don't know how to tell who's samefagging

>>12307277
Turn down the bully and let's just have a big making up hug!

>>12307284
feel no tomokogf

>>12307284
Fuck
You
>>>/a/

>>12307190
How'd you find her?

>>12307292
Come on dude stop bullying and lets hug already!

I had a gf once. It's been 8 years now...

>>12307296
Shut the FUCK up crossie-San
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>>12307296
Look at this gayboy...

>>12307305
You don't wanna hug? Fine. See if I care.

>>12307306
Don't talk to me, fartbreath.

>>12307310
Look at this passive aggressive cross boarder incel lmao. Back to your containment board you piece of shit

>>>/a/

>>12307294
It's legal where I live, you can just google it and have one in under 10 min.

I think I'll do it again sometime but social situations scare me

>>12307317
Could you stop obsessively replying to me you creepy little virgin shit?

>>12307320
Did you get any pictures? Please post the whole story in detail

>>12307323
>virgin
I just got my pecker suckled on not 7 hours ago at a summer party by a total stranger. Solid 8. Stay mad you autistic incel tranny faggot

>>>/a/

>>12307331
There's not much to tell, and I don't think I was allowed to take pictures.

>>12307342
Yes, how her skin felt, how old she was, how her ass felt, what happened, etc.

>>12307334
Could you please die already? Nobody will miss a delusional angry fat lonely virgin subhuman like you.

>>12307348
Can I hug you?

>>12307348
Could you please die already? Nobody will miss a delusional passive aggressive tranny incel subhuman like you.

Plenty of hot bitches being posted in this thread!

Post more!

>>12307347
She was 24. Her ass felt like an ass. If you reach around and grab your own ass it's literally the same. I felt it a fair bit but it wasn't that enjoyable.

Also if you've ever had manboobs breasts feel the same as that, which is a shame since I thought there would be a noticeable difference.

after we both showered and she washed me, she gave me a massage and then we just fucked in various positions nearly the whole time, taking a break sometimes for water. Once done we cuddled and talked in bed and she kept running her fingers over my chest hair. But then she left early ripping of me off of 45 min, she was acting like time was up though. Maybe she really thought it was up but I doubt it

I had most of my sexual experience when I was 16 or so. I'm 26 now and haven't had sex since that period but I feel like I fucked her so many hundreds of times that I don't feel like I'm missing out on any "action" anymore. The vivid memories of that 16 year old pussy are great to remember though. It's like a been here done that feeling. Perhaps the most pleasurable way to have sex is the reverse cowgirl position, maybe it's because I'm naturally a submissive that enjoys being passive. When you're just laying there not moving it allows you to focus and feel the sensations more clearly and intensely. At that angle the mons pubis are nicely silhouetted. You can watch all the action as the pussy grips and pulls you when it is on the upstroke. The girl is also free to adjust so that it feels best for her. As you're getting close, have her move very slowly and savor the gentle gliding feeling as the pleasure builds.

>>12307364
>Her ass felt like an ass. If you reach around and grab your own ass it's literally the same.
Oh my...

>>12307360
Go back to your containment board you smelly impotent virgin and go cry about how you lost to a true /jp/er. You are literally too gay to win.

>>>/v/

>>12307370

>>12307370
Go back to your containment board you smelly impotent tranny virgin and go cry about how you lost to a true /jp/er and how the biggest dragon dildo doesn't fit in your asshole. You are literally too gay to win.

>>>/a/

>>12307374
>>12307370
Guys please calm down!

>>12307370
I'm on your side because you post cute images and therefore are cute.

>>12307370
Stop posting my images, dipshit.

>>12307374
Watch this queefbag get angry, only $1!

>>12307374
what an original comeback

>>12307374
Lets all laugh at this /v/irgin who dared show his ugly pizza face here on the jay. Go home, /v/irgin. Go home.

>>12307379
>>12307389
>>12307393
This tranny is literally too desperate to win. Go shove more dragon dildos in your prolapsed asshole while you pretend to be a little girl from an anime that is 'in' this month faggot

>>>/a/

>>12307400
Talk about desperate, now you're posting pics because the jays have my support because I posted cute pictures?

You are the lamest loser I ever beat the shit out of. You're literally the embodiment of my dick in your ass. Every time you argue back it just feels like blood trickling down your battered and bruised anus down my massive tru/jp/ cock.

these insults are getting too lewd

>>12307413
Talk about unwarranted self importance

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

can't we talk about feelnogf

>>12307364
Did she suck your dick?

>>12307422
I'm hot you're not, get used to it, slut. Keep that ass on my cock and move those hips.

>>12307432
Lots. I fucked her mouth for a bit too.

Also I don't know about you guys but I don't like head of my penis being rubbed very hard, but she kept doing that. I had to tell her to stroke the shaft more than the head when she was giving me handjobs

>>12307448
Guys probably give better handjobs than girls.

god hates fags,transgenqueers,lesbos

>>12307449
Girls never understand to emphasize stimulation on the frenulum.

>>12307448
Did you get to taste her pussy? Where do you live? Like country nothing specific.

>>12307448

Dude, was she hot?

Was she like the hot Anime bitches being posted in this thread?

>>12307448
Was it easy for you to get the courage to call a hooker in the first place? your story made me want to try it (thanks for sharing.)

>>12307459
I didn't really want to taste her pussy even though she offered, it probably wouldn't taste nice. I don't want to say where I live

>>12307462
She was above average, not that hot. Anime bitches are a lot hotter
>>12307463
>Was it easy for you to get the courage to call a hooker in the first place?
No, that was the hardest part. I rang up and the receptionist was an old-sounding woman, it was embarrassing to tell her I wanted to hire a girl for some fuck

God hates fags.

>>12307477
Was her vagina ugly looking? Do you live in Thailand? Did you get to fuck her analy? I would've and thought to myself "I'm fucking the anal idol Lori!" Where did you fuck her? What did you talk about? Was it weird asking her to cuddle?

>>12307504
Lorry is the british word for trucks.

>>12307504
If you post about Iori and anal one more time, I swear to god, mang, I'll find you and tear you a new one.

>>12307507
Yes, but Lori is best anal idol.

>>12307512
Would you say your love for Lori is like a Lorry?

Why is this gross loser blogging about ugly asian prostitutes?

>>12307525
Maybe he's Brazilian or Canadian or African.

>>12307504
Slow down dude.
>Was her vagina ugly looking?
No, I just think vaginas would probably taste bad
>Do you live in Thailand?
No
> Did you get to fuck her analy?
I didn't ask, I'm not into that but maybe I should try next time
>Where did you fuck her?
In a very posh hotel suite
>What did you talk about?
Sexual preference, why she fucks guys for money, what I do, how old I actually am (she thought I was lying), what our interests are. We also talked a lot about the girlfriend I pretended that I had once so she wouldn't think I was a loser virg (it probably didn't work but she never called me out on it). On the plus side next time I'm literally not a virgin. She also commented on how it was nice that I offered her a drink since not everyone does that. I had lots of alcohol but she didn't want any...
>>Was it weird asking her to cuddle?
She thought I was using some street slang for a drug. I took the opportunity to say I don't do anything besides trying weed once (which I never did but maybe she thought I was cooler for saying so). I had to explain that I meant hugging and then she was fine with it.
>>12307525
How did you know she was asian?

>>12307528
Or Australian.

>>12307538
not that guy but srsly? who the fuck wouldn't know

>>12307546
I think she might have misheard me

feelnomods

>>12307549
Really pleasant