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post more inverted touhous

Wow, that's a really cute pic, dude.

if she farted then the fart would eventually waft down onto her face!!!

It's not funny. I'm not laughing.

>>12300637
Farts are hot air and rise, nerd.

Do you understand anything about life? Apply yourself.

>>12300663
My farts are cold?

>>12300637
Wait are you implyging that farts drip down like diabolical sludge?
>>12300656
Can you explain why its not funny?

>>12300676
Because my sister died that way. She was reading in that exact position, not realising she needed to go to the toilet. Suddenly, piss was dripping down her body, into her mouth.
Then she killed herself.

>>12300678
Did you know its a sin to lie? And that makes baby Jesus sad?

>>12300680
I repent.

>>12300683
That's right bitch

>>12300574

>>12300686

lmao she turned into a fart

Please don't bother Patchouli. She's reading up on how to relieve lower back pain.

>>12300959
That position looks like it would cause more pain than relieve it.

why is patchy wearing toe socks

>>12300976
to easier fit a penis between her toes

>>12301045
Why does Patches say むきゅー all the time? Is this canon?

>>12301070
Mukyuu!

>>12301070
It happened once, and secondaries are plastering the trait all over her because it makes them look like trufans. On top of that, they need to invent or flanderize character traits to distinguish the characters, since they don't actually know how they act.
Case in point: Flandre, Remilia, Patchouli, Kisume.

>>12301101
This wouldn't happen if any of the Touhou characters actually, you know, had any characterization to begin with.

>>12301103
This also wouldn't happen if artists actually tried to come up with personalities rather than just 1 or 2 quirks.

>>12301045
>>12300536
When trying to conceive, some women will hold their legs in the air after having sex.

They think this makes more semen get inside their wombs and facilitate impregnation.


Patchy wants children!

>>12301749
If that's true, then who's the father?

>>12301749
Felines do that too out of instinct

>>12302012
Marisa is the father

>>12300536
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