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/jp/-san.

>> No.12299514

>>12299510
S-So desu ne....

>> No.12299519
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>>12299514
SPEAK ENGLISH

>> No.12299528
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Why is Ritsu so cute?

>> No.12299530
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>> No.12299532

>>12299519
Gomen...orewa Taicho.

Taicho Fukurude.

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Ayy lmao.

>> No.12299535
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What do you want to do in life, /jp/? Is there anything you would love to make a living off of?

>> No.12299537

>>12299535

I want to be a submariner.

>> No.12299538
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>>12299535
get in that cunny

>> No.12299541

>>12299535
I haven't seen that show in forever!

Season 2 never

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>>12299537
That sounds cool. Take me on an adventure with you.

>>12299538
Which cunt?

>> No.12299549

Clammy is a homo.

>> No.12299553
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>>12299549
You don't like dicks?

>> No.12299559

>>12299535
I want to be an adventurer who meets nice friends to go on adventures with.

>> No.12299560

>>12299553
If you had to choose for either dicks or butts to go extinct which would you choose?

>> No.12299562
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>>12299559
Me too. I want to go on a fun adventure and beat a big bad.

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>>12299560
Damn, that's a really hard choice. But I think I like butts more than dicks, so. I wish I had a cute butt.

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I like to look at nice drawings and wish I could live in them.

>> No.12299582
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>>12299535
What do I want? I'd like to try cuddling at least once. I've never done it but from reading tons of VNs, manga, etc I can tell it's amazing.

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>>12299582
Cuddling is really nice. It's very warm and soft. Wrapping your arms around someone as you both just laze around under a soft blanket is the best.

>> No.12299596

>>12299593
Who did you cuddle, Clammy?

>> No.12299598
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>>12299596
I've been in relationships in the past. Though, they always ended up being cunts so I sorta regret it.

>> No.12299600

yes?

>> No.12299602

>>12299598
Did you suck their dicks too?

>> No.12299607
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>>12299602
My previous relationships were with women. Only my current relationship is with another male.

>> No.12299616
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I want to write a novel.

>> No.12299619

>>12299616
about what

>> No.12299626
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>>12299619
I don't know. I've had idea floating around in my head for years, but I don't feel that I've read enough or written enough to really attempt such a thing. Sometimes I feel like I should go back to school so I could be forced to delve deeper into literature, but I don't know if that's what I really want to do.

>> No.12299634

You sound like you've been drinking alcohol alone.

>> No.12299636

>>12299626
You don't need to go to school to write. It comes from the soul.

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>>12299634
Alcohol is my friend.

>>12299636
Yeah, but I'm so lazy when I'm at home. There are so many things I want to do, but I end up doing nothing all day because I constanty feel like shit. It really sucks, man.

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>> No.12299663

>>12299607
What's it like being with another man?

>> No.12299667
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>>12299663
Fine. He's a sweetie and we have a lot in common. He treats me so well too. The only hard part is being so far apart. Luckily we'll be seeing each other soon.

>> No.12299670

jesus, go die

>> No.12299671

>>12299667
Are you going to jerk off onto his upturned face?

>> No.12299672

>>12299535

I would like to make a living off of playing VNs and shitposting but no one is paying for those kinds of services.

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>>12299671
nani

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>>12299672
I'm sure you could dress up in cute clothes and find someone willing to pay for you to continue doing such things.

>> No.12299678

>>12299674
Oh, sorry, is he going to do that to you instead?

>> No.12299680

>>12299672
have you considered making a reality show out of it?

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>>12299678
I guess? I don't know. That's lewd.

>> No.12299682

>>12299535

I want to go back in time.

>> No.12299685

>>12299681
I want to know what lewd things you're going to do to him.

>> No.12299688
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>>12299685
I'm going to worship his sweaty bulge.

>> No.12299691

>>12299688
Keep going, I'm getting hard...

>> No.12299693
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>>12299691
His dick is really thick. It's sugoi.

>> No.12299694

>>12299693
Are you going to lick every inch of it?

>> No.12299697
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This thread is fucking gay.

G A Y
A
Y

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>>12299694
Of course. I'm going to lick every inch of his delicious wiener. I'm going to taste every every drop of sweat.

>> No.12299700

>>12299698
Are you going to jerk yourself off while he grabs your head and forces his cock deep inside your mouth?

>> No.12299703
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>>12299700
Obviously. I want to feel his dick in the back of my throat.

>> No.12299709

>>12299703
What if he starts roughly fucking your face, like you were his own personal onahole? What would you do then?

>> No.12299710
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>>12299709
Let him. I am his toy.

>> No.12299715

>>12299710
Wow Clammy, you're a really slutty boy. I bet you'd like it if he pushed you to the ground and held your arms behind your back as he penetrates you.

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>>12299715
Obviously. I wish I could be a cute girl with a nice booty. I want to be held against the floor and have my butt filled.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg

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>>12299535
I want to be a geologist, but I don't know if I'm smart enough

>> No.12299725
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>>12299723
I believe in you!

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>>12299736

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>> No.12299757
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I enjoy your company /jp/, thank you for always being there.

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>>12299757
I'm going to give you a hug, anon.

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>> No.12299765

>>12299535

I play shitty casual games for money but it's not enough to sustain me long-term. I wish I could be better at them so I could truly make a living off it and be a NEET forever.

>> No.12299772
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>>12299765
Working sucks. I worked full time for a bit and then quit because of how shit it was. I wish living didn't require so much money. That's no way to live.

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>> No.12299782

>>12299772
So then who supports you? Are you NEET or do you still actually work part time?

>> No.12299788
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>>12299782
I'm NEET right now. I sit around all day doing nothing and occasinally drinking myself stupid. I have no idea what I'm gong to do with my life. The things I want to do feel out of reach, and I don't know if I want to go back to school or not. I just want to draw, man. I want to tell stories.

>> No.12299792

>>12299788
So then who supports you? Do you live with your parents?

>> No.12299796
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>>12299792
Yes. I don't have money to live on my own.

>> No.12299797

>>12299796
H-how old are you? I remember you posting on 4chan since at least 2010.

>> No.12299800

>>12299797
I'm 22. I've been visiting 4chan since 2005.

>> No.12299804
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>>12299761
Dude, not if I hug you first!

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>>12299800
Forgot my image.

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>>12299804
hugs are nice.

>> No.12299818

>>12299800
Then we're the same age. I was NEET for three years, then went back to school in 2013.

>> No.12299820

>>12299535
CE
I dunno, maybe a faggot.

>> No.12299827
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>>12299818
I got my GED when I was like 16-17. I haven't done much since then. Worked a few jobs for a short while, took some classes for a few months but nothing came of it. I kinda want to die.

>> No.12299833
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>> No.12299838

>>12299827
I'm good at math, that's the only thing that drove me through high school. After high school I went to a top-tier university, one that has a lot of their students go on to get PhDs, but I failed out after a semester due to a combination of depression and ADHD medication abuse. Then I was NEET until I tried college again in Spring 2012 at the local state university, dropped out again, then went for my third try at community college in Fall 2013. I worked a few jobs in between, but they were only for maybe 3 months max. I'm still not sure exactly what I want to do, but it want it to be something in math. I guess this is pretty much a blog post at this point, but who the fuck cares about the quality of late night /jp/?

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>>12299838
Math is really interesting. You should go for it. A friend of mine was going to school to be a math professor, and that always sounded neat. Math has always been way over my head though. I've failed like every math class I've had since like 7th grade.

I'm sure you can do it, anon.

>> No.12299844

Another quality thread by Clammy.

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>>12299844
Thanks.

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>> No.12299862

>>12299857
How big is your cute anime girls folder?

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del

>> No.12299866

>>12299857
Clam, you should go fap instead of shitposting.

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>>12299862
Well, my picture folder which is mostly anime stuff is nearly 25000 images, so.

>>12299866
No, Mio.

>> No.12299874

>>12299800
So wait, you started posting when you were in fucking middle school?

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DEL

>> No.12299879

>>12299869
You'd probably feel a lot better if you masturbated whenever you had the urge to discuss dicks on /jp/, and then reevaluated whether or not you actually wanted to discuss penises.

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>>12299874
Yes. I've been here too fucking long. I found this site through some Love Hina fansite, which had an imageboard very similar to 4chan.

>> No.12299890

>>12299874
Most people have I think.
I started posting when code geass was new, I'm 21 right now.
I remember because a guy in a streaming site chatbox said I should visit 4chan /a/ to find good animes to watch while I waited for Gundam 00 Season 2 to come out.
00 s1 was the last anime I streamed.

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>>12299879
Masturbating sucks. It never feels good. I would rather drink myself stupid and post on /jp/.

>> No.12299896

>>12299891
>It never feels good
Have you tried looking up new things to jack off to, or maybe using your butt.

>> No.12299898

>>12299884
Oh god, I was still on Gaia online in 2005. I actually found 4chan in 2006 or 2007, but was confused but the UI because I was a dumb faggot and didn't start browsing regularly in 2008.

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>>12299884
>>12299890

You're fucking kids and you know jack shit about anything.

I'll be 31 this year and I can school you in NEET lifestyle any day of the week with one hand behind my back.

Get on my level, fugging nOObs.

>> No.12299902

>>12299898
did you browse all ten pages instead of refreshing the front page like a normal person?

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>>12299896
Yes and yes. I'm convinced that fapping feels terrible and boring 99% of the time.

>> No.12299910

>>12299901
I'm not a NEET, I worked as a personal banker for a year before starting up a CPA firm with a coworker. We mainly serve other small businesses.

>> No.12299911

>>12299902
I think I always browsed only the front page, occasionally going to page 2/page 1 until neet.tv's catalog became popular. But back when the UI confused me, I didn't even know how to get off the front page, I just thought the recent posts the front page showed was all of 4chan. In 2008 I figured out how to browse /b/, and then I think I found /a/ in late 2008 or sometime in 2009.

>> No.12299912

>>12299535
I want to be a writer.

>> No.12299913

>>12299908
That's because you fap like 10 times a day.

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>>12299912
What do you want to write about?

>>12299913
Not really. Some days I fap a lot, but now always. It still sucks either way.

>> No.12299920

>>12299908
you probably bruised your dick and prostate.
Get new fetishes, the more deprived the better. You need to get off mentally not physically.

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>>12299920
Easier said than done.

>> No.12299927

>>12299925
What gross things have you tried so far?
If you tell me it would be easier instead of just throwing out fetishes and tags at random.

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>>12299927
I would rather not say here on 4chan. I know what kind've things I like, but fapping is still boring.

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Goodnight /jp/, please go to bed soon. Rest is important!

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>>12299935
Nighty night.

>> No.12299944

>>12299939
Wait, so you've been with both guys and girls before? How do you do it? Because I'm a fucking kissless virgin here and I'm not even a /jp/ regular.

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>>12299944
Just find someone you like, anon. Who cares.

>> No.12299950

>>12299948
But no one likes me ;_;

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>>12299950
I'm sure someone on /jp/ likes you!

>> No.12299963

>>12299908
I was bored one day so I tried to make my own fap tool by putting this bubbly packaging plastic you get in the mail inside a toilet paper roll, but my dick didn't fit. i was thinking maybe I need to get two rolls, cut them and then put them together to make a bigger one but it came undone too easily. you should try working on this, it will probably breathe life back into your masturbation sessions and give you something productive to work on.

>> No.12299964

>>12299954
I don't like him.

>> No.12299967

>>12299963
Just buy a Fleshlight, dude.

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>>12299963
That doesn't sound that pleasurable. I'd rather find some other toy.

>>12299964
Don't be mean, anon.

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>>12299950
Dude, I like you!

>> No.12299975

>>12299954
I did kind of online date this girl from /v/ once, but she was not emotionally stable. She said she needed danger in her life and also had sex with her 14 year old sister. She was a nice girl, though.

>> No.12299976

>>12299967
I don't have a credit card and using my mom's would get me into trouble.

>> No.12299977

>>12299919
>What do you want to write about?
I want to be a novelist or a journalist (a good journalist)

>>12299950
I like you!

>> No.12299980

>>12299971
Are you the Clammy that used to dump butt pics on /a/? I like butts, so I like you.

>> No.12299981

>>12299976
Get a debit card. Surely you can drive down to a bank or credit union and open up an account.

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>>12299975
You should find someone that treats you right.

>>12299977
Do you have anything written already? I would like to read it!

>>12299980
Butts are the best.

>> No.12299987

>>12299981
I have social anxiety, etc.

>> No.12299989

>>12299985
I knew it was you! You're my favorite tripfriend, you have good taste in butts. What does an assman of your caliber do? And what brings you to the jaypee?

>> No.12299991

>>12299987
If you can't even go to the bank I don't know how you'll function in life.

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>>12299989
Butts.

>> No.12300000

>>12299994
A good man. I'm fairly certain scientists have deduced that butts are the driving factor of humanity.

>> No.12300001
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>>12300000
Butts are the driving factor of my dick.

>> No.12300004

>>12299991
I don't have to, my parents support me

>> No.12300010

>>12300001
Which 2hu do you think has the best butt?

>> No.12300012

>>12300004
Until they get sick of it or die. Sooner or later you'll be out on your ass, anon. Try to conquer the social anxiety now before it eats up your future.

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>>12300000
those numbers

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>>12300010
Ran.

>> No.12300018

>>12300013
Thank you. I didn't want to point them out because I felt it would harm the integrity of the thread. Do you like butts anon?

>> No.12300019

>>12300012
I'll just move in with my sister and keep leeching since she has a good job. if she says no I can go to my aunt's. I also have a bunch of cousins. I got it all figured out.

>> No.12300026

>>12300018
I do when they come with awesome numbers like that :^)

>> No.12300028

>>12300017
Woah she's almost naked! I bet you like more buxom butts.

>>12300026
I'm sure it's exciting and hart to resist for some, I won't be mad at you.

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>>12300028
I like the more plump bodies.

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I wish clammy was a really perverted sexy girl instead of a gross hairy fag.

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>>12300040
I'm not that hairy. I shave most of my body anyways.

>> No.12300044

>>12300040
How do you know he's gross and hairy, anon? Have you ever seen a picture of him?

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>>12300032
I do too, but sometimes I also really like thin girls. I think it depends on what initially excites me. Okuu's long slender legs are so inviting in this! >>12300039 a nice plump Kotori butt is nice too! There are good fan works of her!

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>>12300045
I wish I had a plump butt like Kotori.

>> No.12300054

>>12300049
I wonder if girls with plump butts feel more comfortable when they sit on things than girls with less fat.

>> No.12300058

>>12300049
>>12300043
It sounds like you just want to be a girl.

>> No.12300059

What did you do today /jp/? I ate frozen pizza.

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>>12300054
I really bet they do. My butt isn't very plump, and it feels really uncomfortable when I sit on a lot of things.

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>>12300058
Sometimes, yes. I sometimes want to be a manly man and go on heroic adventures too. And sometimes I just want to be a cute girl or boy with a nice booty. It changes depending on my mood.

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>>12300061
Plump idols with Clammy!

>> No.12300067

>>12300059
Putting off work for an online course, that's pretty much what I've been doing all day. Also, I got McDonald's twice today and wondered if it was possible to commit suicide by eating yourself to death, like eating unhealthy food until you die.

>>12300054
I want a girl with a plump butt to sit on my face. For eating out though, not fart smelling or anything like that.

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I want to turn clammy into a girl and fug the HELL out of his anus even though he'd have a cunny.

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>>12300068
Must eat plump idol butts!

>> No.12300075

>>12300067
Me too anon. I also want to use a plump butt as a pillow. I've done it before and it's very soft and heavenly. I never got to do facesitting though.

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>>12300072
I would want it in the butt anyways.

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>>12300078
How wide have you gaped your butthole?

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>>12300083
Inoue Sora is the best.

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>>12300087
Not very. I don't have any fun toys like that.

>> No.12300093

>>12300043
Beards are hairy, clam.

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>>12300092
For an anal idol you sure don't seem to abuse your butt that much. Make sure to order some by next week or I'm tearing up your contract and firing you.

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>>12300093
I don't always have a beard. I shave my face every few weeks. You know, this, Mio.

>> No.12300097

>>12299975
lmao

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c

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>>12300094
I wish I could, but I don't have money for that.

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>>12300100
You sure are a half assed gaylord.

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>>12300105
I'm sorry. I wish I had money for lewd toys. I wish I could be cute and have a nice butt. I want to be a butt slut. ;_;

>> No.12300111

>>12299975
Same here, I needed danger in my life so I went on craigslist and had sex with Blacks, worshipped their black dicks, during my teen phase, but now that I've settled down in my early 20s I only date Whites now.

>> No.12300114

>>12300100
Why don't you sell your butt?

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>>12300114
My butt sucks. No one wants it.

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>>12300120
Chihaya is so cute.

>> No.12300125

>>12300117
I bet a lot prison-gay virgin anons would ream it like there was no tomorrow.

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Clammy has a qt imouto and won't even fug her.

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>>12300125
I doubt it. I hate my body. I hate myself. I am gross.

>> No.12300137

>>12300132
http://french.tumblr.com/post/68039682666/im-so-fucking-weird-its-like-im-the-nicest

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>>12300137
I don't know what that is.

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>> No.12300148

>>12300143
aaa im so gross but sometimes i feel like an kawaii anime witch uwu

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>>12300148
I just want to be cute. And have a nice butt.

>> No.12300156

>>12300132
I doubt that's actually true. I don't know what you look like, so I can't say for sure, but most people aren't that gross or ugly. Probability dictates that you're not hideous. which is further bolstered by the fact that you've been in multiple relationships including one currently. I don't know about you, but that doesn't sound like the characteristics of someone who's repulsive to me. I've only had one girlfriend and I'm at least average in appearance, so it's possible that you're actually pretty handsome. Ultimately, I don't know, but the facts seem to disagree with you.

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why isn't this del'd yet

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I wish NEET threads could last this long.

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>>12300156
I used to be like 300lbs. I'm only 5'7". I lost like 150lbs and such, but my skin is all fucked up and I'm covered in a layer of loose skin and fat that won't go away no matter how well I diet or how much I lift weights. I am seriously gross.

>> No.12300167

>>12300132
Post a picture of you and/or your dick and/or butt.

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>>12300164
don't make me BARF dude i might have been eating!!!!

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>>12300167
No.

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>> No.12300173

>>12300164
If that's true, how come you have a boyfriend? Is he blind or is your personality just that stellar?

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>>12300169
I'm sorrry for being gross, anon. Please don't vomit.

>>12300173
Beats me. I think I'm a piece of shit and I want to die most days.

>> No.12300177

>>12300156
I used to think like this too but there are actually some gross m'fer's out there that still get their ass pounded. Ever seen a hairy asshole havin guy w/ rainbow stockings ? These things I'll never forget.

>> No.12300179

>>12300170
Do it you fucking faggot. I want to see tripfag butt. Host it on imgur and post a link, you can't get banned that way.

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I finally read some of moots blog posts and I keep forgetting that he used to be as fat as a hog.


http://chrishateswriting.com/post/90564313763/branching-points

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>>12300175
your're lucky i was eating something sweet so my gag reflex was supressed or else i would have sued you right there on the SPOT for revealing such disgusting details about your hideous malformed saggy baggy body.

>> No.12300187

>>12300175
How did you guys meet anyway? You're story sure is strange. You should make your book an autobiography.

>>12300177
I guess so. What he says just seems strange and kinda contradictory. I'm not saying that Clammy is lying, I'd just like to know how it all works.

>> No.12300189

>>12300175
How can someone be so gross but also so cute at the same time? Your self-deprecation makes you seem very attractive to me.

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>>12300179
No, my butt is disgusting. I'm doing you a favor.

>>12300183
please no sue

>> No.12300193

>>12300179
He's going to get banned again for shitposting anyway, so why even bother going that far when he could just post it?

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I hear talking but I wanna see more butt girls.

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>>12300187
We have known each other for a while. We were friends that just kinda progressed to that point.

>>12300189
I am not cute.

>> No.12300203

>>12300189
Really? Because his self-deprecation just makes him seem like an attention whore to me. ...Well, more of an attention whore.

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>> No.12300205

>>12300198
Clammy, are you actually clammy?

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>>12300205
Not particularly.

>> No.12300209

I still wish clammy was a cute girl. What would you do if you woke up as a cute girl, clammy?

>> No.12300210

>>12300203
O rly?

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>>12300209
Dress up in cute clothes.

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>> No.12300214

>>12300208
Why did you lie to us?

>> No.12300215

>>12300210
It's called "fishing for compliments".

>> No.12300216

>>12300212
Do you have any cute clothes?

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>>12300214

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>>12300216
No.

>> No.12300221

Fuck me, Clammy.

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>>12300215

>> No.12300224

>>12300217
Would you let anons do lewd stuff to you?

>> No.12300230
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>>12300221
Lewd.

>>12300224
Maybe if I was cute.

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>>12300231

>> No.12300236

>>12300230
I bet you could get some anons to run a train on you if you wanted to. They'd fuck you in the ass all night and all day. It'd be possible, Clammy.

>> No.12300237

>>12300230
Would you let me do lewd stuff to your imouto?

>> No.12300238

>>12300234
>>12300231
I like where this is going.

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>>12300236
I am too gross. It wouldn't happen.

>>12300237
No.

>> No.12300241

>>12300239
I bet it would. There'd be at least one or two people in this very thread who'd do it.

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>>12300241
I don't think you guys understand how gross I am. I am disgusting. I am filth. I am not visually pleasing to the eyes in any way.

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>> No.12300249

>>12300244
It'd still happen. I'm just putting it out there, in case you were interested.

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Race you to the image limit finish line.

>> No.12300253

Don't do it clammy, don't betray your olnine bf just to get a taste of sexual freedom from /jp/ strangers

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>>12300249

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>>12300253
I'm loyal. I would never betray his trust.

>> No.12300258

>>12300253
I wasn't saying he should, I was saying he could, should he choose to do so

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>> No.12300268

Since Clammy won't post his butt or dick, would any other anons be willing to do so?

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>> No.12300277

>>12300266
What was the point of this thread, Clammy? What did you hope to achieve?

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>>12300268
Here's my butt.

>> No.12300283

>>12300268
I hope someone does in the archive. Paranormal penis posting is the best kind.

>> No.12300284
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I want to tell stories, /jp/. Why do I feel so constantly apathetic and lazy? There are so many things I want to do, but I sit around all day instead, even if I desperately want to do things.

>> No.12300285

isn't clammy one of kazisho's buttbuddies? i guess that explains this being up

>> No.12300286
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>>12300277
I just wanted to talk to my friends here on /jp/.

>> No.12300287

>>12300286
But you said /jp/ sucks and you hate it the other day.

>> No.12300289

>>12300284
Maybe you should see a doctor?

>> No.12300290

>>12300286
But it's all amounted to nothing. All this talk of /jp/enises has given me blue balls with no way to remedy it. Curse you, Clammy!

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>>12300285
I don't know who that is.

>>12300287
I hate most of 4chan. But /jp/ is filled with people that I feel connected with. I love you guys, even if I don't really post here much anymore.

>> No.12300294

>>12300284
Woah! You're so unique! I bet none of us here are like that!

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>>12300289
I don't have insurance or money.

>>12300290
Go fap, anon.

>> No.12300299

>>12300283
How do you post pictures in the archive? I don't see an upload field.

>> No.12300302

Clammy, you should be getting help for your very serious mental illness, not feeding it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

>> No.12300304
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I really love this artist.

>> No.12300305

>>12300299
You have to upload it to an image hosting site first, People just ghost post it because they don't want to get banned for posting a link to pornography on what is supposed to be a sfw board.

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>>12300302
That doesn't really sound like me honestly.

I already know I ahve some form of mental illness. I was born with chemical imbalances or something, I don't know all the details. I was put on depression medication when I was like six years old but I haven't taken them since then.

>> No.12300308

>>12300305

It's not against the rules to link to porn on blue boards.

Here

http://a.pomf.se/wbweri.jpg

>> No.12300309

I've seen a picture of Clammy and he is unattractive. Namaste.

>> No.12300310
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Who is your favorite artist on pixiv?

>> No.12300312

>>12300308
Huh, I thought it was. Still wish some brave anons would post something.

>> No.12300313
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Who is your favorite Sketchbooku?

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>>12300313

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>> No.12300328

Stop shitposting with Sherlock, Clammy. That's highly immoral.

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>>12300328
Sheryl is very cute. I wish I could be her.

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>>12300313
I forgot her name, but she's the one who always looks has an emotionless but cute look on her face.

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>>12300332

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>> No.12300339

>>12299535

I want to work in a museum, preferably one to do with war/natural history. But such dreams are unrealistic, I'm doomed to a fate as a retail slave.

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>>12300339
Don't give up, anon-san. I'm sure you can make it.

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>>12300339
Would any job in a museum like that be fine with you, anon, or do you have something in specific you'd like to do?

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>>12299535
I want to sell my own doujinshi at Comiket or maybe even become a professional mangaka.

>> No.12300348

>>12300157
This is actually a rather transparent attempt at cultivating pro-moderation sentiment on the board. The previous Jan simply isn't receiving the attention and sense of importance he likely felt at the height of his personal totalitarianism. You can bet he's pining for those meager privileges and should accordingly expect a series of ridiculous attempts at reclaiming them.

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>>12300347
Do you have any art you could post, anon? I would love to see. Drawing is the only thing I've ever really wanted to do in life, so I know how you feel.

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>>12300353
Um, well, here's a sketch I did once for one of /a/'s drawthreads.

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>>12300361
That's very cute, anon! You should keep drawing, I'm sure you can make it one day! You will be the next big thing!

>> No.12300370

>>12300347
Would you want to work solo, or would you like to have someone write the story and you illustrate?

>> No.12300372

>>12300346
Honestly I wouldn't care what role, just working in such an environment would seem like bliss to me especially compared to what I'm doing at the moment.

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I wish my art skills were better. I want to collab with /jp/ and /a/.

>> No.12300381

What should I do?

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>>12300372
There's no museum like that around I'm guessing? If there is, you should definitely look up job listings.

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>>12300381
Something fun.

>> No.12300387

>>12300381
What do you like to do?

>> No.12300391

>>12300384
Like what?

>>12300387
I don't know.

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>>12300391
If you don't know what you like to do, then you should try a lot of different things. You're bound to find something you eventually enjoy enough to want to make a life out of.

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>> No.12300398

Having a career is a good thing.

>> No.12300402

>>12300396
Holy shit, I would America-tan.

>> No.12300403
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Oh no, I guess the post limit was reached? Still a great and refreshing thread.

>> No.12300404
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I want to be a cute witch.

>> No.12300405

Big, thick dicks dripping pre-cum.

>> No.12300407

>>12299800
It's always depressing when I find out that the people I've been spending time with online are still young even though it's been a few years since I really posted anything to them.

It makes me realize that I'm wasting my time shitposting with teens while I'm just growing older.

I guess I'm not the only one though.

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>>12300396
That burger looks amazing. My heart would probably stop if I ate it, but it'd probably be the best thing I've ever eaten.

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>>12300402

>>12300403
Yeah. I want to talk with /jp/ some more.

>>12300405
Absolutely delicious.

>> No.12300410

>>12300370
It depends. If I can improve my art, maybe I'll be able to be like Yabuki Kentarou or Yasu and do mostly illustrations. That would be effective for me because even though I can understand Japanese just find, my writing is still riddled with mistakes and errors. But, if I can improve my language and writing skills, then maybe I might be able to create my very own works, something that doesn't need really good art to be interesting like a comedy or something. The former would require me to find a writer, so the latter may be more beneficial at the moment since I don't know very many authors at all. But I think it would probably be best right now to improve my art. I think that if I can become an assistant for someone, then maybe that will allow me to get a legging in the industry and I can try to see where I can go from there. I don't know if it's even possible for a foreigner like me to work in manga, but one time during a study abroad trip, I joined the manga circle at the school that I was studying abroad at and everyone was fine with me entering my own stuff, so I think that I might have a chance.

Sorry for the rant.

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>>12300404
Me too.

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>>12300411

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I love you, /jp/. I wish we could talk some more.

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I forgot the image limit was raised from 150 to 200 or something.

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>> No.12300429

>>12300409
Cocks smearing against your face and lips.

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I want to fuck.

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>>12300429
I want it.

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What did you put on your last burger?

I had some fresh onions, gherkins, cheese and coarse mustard on my burg yesterday

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>>12300410
No one said you have to be in Japan to get in on the manga scene. There're places here in the west that'll publish your work if you find someone to work with/write up your own. You could even just post your stuff up online and hopefully get a big following. There are people who've made it big like that, right?

>> No.12300441

Good night, jaypee!

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>>12300441
Night night. Sleep well.

>> No.12300456

>>12299535
I want to be a pilot. I took some flying lessons last year, but it's too expensive to go commercial.
I'm settling for bio-technologist, which still interests me and only really requires a uni degree.

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Alcohol makes me horny.

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>>12300456
How much does being a pilot cost?

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>> No.12300481

>>12300434
Hands slapping hard against your butt, face pushed into your bed.

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>>12300481
You're making me want to fap.

>> No.12300488

>>12300463
depends on your country of birth and what level of proficiency you want to achieve. Commercial jet license in my country costs around 50-70k counting both getting your hours up and lessons.

I'm probably going to get a private license and fly recreationally if I end up going anywhere in my biotech career.

I still remember my first flight, it was magical. It was even cooler for me because I took off and did a loop around my country's main air force base (I took my first flight on a flight experience day in the air force cadets).

>> No.12300490

>>12300486
A cock throbbing deep in your butt, pulling you open.

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>>12300488
Whoa, that's really expensive! I can't imagine ever saving that kinda money for anything in my life. I have no idea what I'm going to do with my life.

I hope it works out for you though. Even if it's only for fun!

>>12300490
I really want it.

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>>12300440
I'd rather not work for Western publishers. Even if I do make it in the west, there's almost no chance that I will find success through it. I would have to do something else while I draw and only really draw in my free time. What I'm after is to be able to draw as a living someday so I don't need to do any other work. That's just my dream, as farfetched as it may be.

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>>12300493
I know that feeling. I don't care much for western comics/animation, but making it in Japan as a foreigner isn't really possible.

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>> No.12300504
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Here is my steam, if anyone wants to add me. We can talk about whatever. I'm usually around.

steamcommunity.com/id/sourdoughbread

>> No.12300508

>>12300500
Why is she sad?

>> No.12300509

>>12300504
I want Iori to make fun of me and look down at my pathetic worthlessness.

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>>12300437
please respond

>> No.12300511

Hot ropes of cum spraying across your chest.

>> No.12300512
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>>12300508
It's not a sad expression, it's an embarrassed expression.

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>>12300510
I think my last burger had some mayo, onion, cheese, and maybe ketchup and mustard. Can't quite remember.

>>12300511
Lewd.

>> No.12300518

>>12300510
I don't remember, but I do like the fact that you used the word gherkin. Gherkin>pickles,

>> No.12300519

>>12300514
Forcefeeding you your own semen.

>> No.12300522
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>>12300519
I want to fuck.

>> No.12300523

I want an anon to pin me down and fuck my mouth till he fills my mouth with his hot cum.

>> No.12300525
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>>12300523
Me too.

>> No.12300526

>>12300518
I had no idea if it was the right word. I meant those salty cucumbers we polans love so much.

>> No.12300527

>>12300522
Cocks slamming into your prostate, over and over.

>> No.12300528

>>12300504
What part of Georgia do you live in?

>> No.12300529
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>>12300527
I wish I could cum from my butt.

>> No.12300533
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>> No.12300542

>>12300526
Gherkin is the correct word. Pickles is also correct but i prefer the term gherkin. Gherkin is the term used in Britain, Australia etc, whereas pickles is used more in America, Canada and so on. I personally prefer the term gherkin because of where I am from, but technically either is fine.

>> No.12300545
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Drunk on a whole bottle of vodka.

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>> No.12300550

>>12300529
You'll get cum in your butt alright.

>> No.12300551

>>12300495
I am not going to give up! It is my goal, and I will keep pursuing it until I either achieve it or breathe my last breath!

>> No.12300552
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>>12300545
I wish I had some.

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>>12300550
I want warm semen in my rear.

>>12300551
You can do it, anon! I'm rooting for you!

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>> No.12300569

Why are these girls so cute?

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>>12300569
Very kawaii.

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>>12300569

>> No.12300585

>>12300575
She probably baths only once every 2 weeks.

>> No.12300587
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>>12300585
Erotic.

>> No.12300590
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>>12299725
I will try my hardest!

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>>12300590
Gimme a high five.

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>> No.12300598

>>12300593
I'm going to slap your dick.

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>>12300598
what?

>> No.12300601

>>12300599
I'm going to high five your cock and make it bounce.

>> No.12300605
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>>12300601
I don't think that counts as a high five.

>> No.12300610

Post a cute pic just for me.

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>>12300610

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I regret spending my night drinking alcohol and eating meatballs.

>> No.12300634

>>12300630
Why? That sounds fun to me.

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>>12300634
I've done nothing but binge eat and drink for the last two months. I've probably put on so much weight and it makes me feel awful.

I don't know how I go from lifting weights four times a week and jogging like 3-4 miles a day to binge eating and drowing myself in alcohol.

>> No.12300647

>>12300644
It happens when you give up.

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>>12300647
I want to turn my life around but I'm shit at all the things I like and my mental health feels crippling most of the time.

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Do you like the Klonoa games, /jp/?

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