/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So, which umi would you neko?
The correct answer is Erika

>>12296340
Erika is a physchopath and a huge slut.
yes, she's perfect. would umi with

>>12296340
Erika, Bern, Lambda, Maria and the aunts.

The seagulls started thematically relevant, but it felt like R07 completely forgot what the story was called half way through

Also, Erika best Umineko

>>12295479
I thought at the end of the story it would say "and then the seagulls cries were heard" or something like that. The author just forgot?

>>12296348
Psychopathic sluts are the most fun

>>12296364
Certainly felt that way

I forgot how Higurashi ended, did he also forget about the cicadas

>>12296371
I don't think it ended with a mention of them, but the cicada noise played a hell of a lot more often than the seagull noise did

DEEP

>>12296350
That's a lot of seagulls you want there, anon

>>12296390
If you love your parents hard enough, it will wipe away the fact that they were homicidal maniacs

>>12296394
Well If I have to choose only one to fuck, I'd take Lambda.

>>12296405
I find that picture really unsettling, for some reason

>>12296405
I always thought Maria's crown thing was just magically attached to her head.

>>12296405
If you take Lambda, you have to take at the same time.

>>12296413
take Bern at the same time, is obviously what I meant to say

>>12296413
>>12296418
With pleasure!

>>12296424
It's just not the same

>>12296424
Bear in mind, they're both pretty sadistic and could surely overpower you together.
Of course, if you're into that, I guess you'll have an even better time

>>12296429
It's perfect!

>>12296436
Satoko?

>>12296436
Then here, have more artwork to fuel your fantasies, I guess

What happens next?

>>12296441
Thank you.
Man, they're so cute, Umineko really had the best characters!

>>12295479
>edition

Fuck off crossie faggot

>>12296455
sent ;D

>>12296447
Why are those fancy western girls eating Japanese food?

>>12296447
Punishment time

Has anyone got some screens from Umineko episode 3 tea party threads where OP and other people got buttdevastated by Trolltrice?

>>12296454
A bit of a shame they're all crazy
I mean, I like psycho girls as much as the next guy, but 90% of them being batshit insane is a little excessive

>>12296472
I'd punish her so hard.

>>12296483
Personally, I'd take a batshit insane girl over a generic moeblob anytime.

>>12296475
I don't get it, why is she lying down on the ground like that? Why not on a bed or a hammock?

>>12296491
So would I, but you need some vanilla girls at the same time for the crazy ones to bully

>>12296489
Am I right in assuming that every fantasy involving Erika anyone has ever had involves some kind of rape, one way or the other?
I guess it's not really rape if you both want it, but still

>>12296504
>I guess it's not really rape if you both want it
Yes. As a matter of fact we'd probably just be raping each other hourly using whatever excuse possible.

>>12296492
Girls are strange creatures.

>>12296504
What I wouldn't do to be raped by Erika

>>12296509
Sounds like a great time. I like your ideas, anon

>>12296514
Not a bad Ange at all. My dick actually reacted to it. My dick wants entry.

>>12296524
>My dick wants entry.
Where?

>>12296527
My dick wants to enter Ange's body, mind and soul.

What is your favorite Umineko doujinshi /jp/?

For me, probably Milk Tea Party :
http://exhentai.org/g/302404/ad55a35712/

>>12296537
It'd be my favourite if Bern didn't grow a dick
Not that I don't like futa, but Bern/Lambda yuri is way hotter

>>12296537
Got any more Kinzos?

>>12296542
I agree that it would have been even better without the futa part.
That doujinshi was hot as HELL, too :
http://exhentai.org/g/522043/1ef829f094/

>>12296545
Only this one.

>>12296562
Got any Erika?

>>12296562
I wish there were more Jessicas

Only one I have of Jessica.

I really like this picture.

>>12296577
Fuck, she's cute. I'd do dirty, dirty things to her

On a side not what kind of fucked up real woman would want to cosplay a fucked up character like Erika? Would they enjoy reverse rape?

>>12296579
Agreed!

>>12296582
They might just like being lewd and teasing guys. It's a perfect character and outfit for that

>>12296582
I hope so!

>>12296584
Think she'd be down with taking both at once?

Did you guys just run out of 2D Uminekos?

>>12296609
Depends, were you in the last thread to see all the Erika?
If not, I have plenty more

>>12296597
M-maybe...
Ok I'm very turned on now! I wish I had more pics of that Erika but google image give me nothin'

>>12296611
>Ok I'm very turned on now!
You're not the only one

>>12296616
Maybe one day we will be able to fuck Erika together, my friend.

Cosplay sluts are gross.

>>12296633
That would be a very good day.
Who gets to do what to her though?

>>12296635
You're just mad that you're not that cute

>>12296636
I'll let you choose. Everything is fine for me as long as I get to fuck her

>>12296666
Would you want to dominate her or have it the other way around?
Or perhaps you'd like to try both at some point?

>>12296668
Oh, I'm more of a masochist than anything.

>>12296688
Well I'd like to tie her up with duct tape and have a rather rough time with her
Perhaps I could have my way with her and then she could take out her sexual frustrations on you

>>12296707
Yes! Sounds great to me.

>>12296716
Perhaps I could even be there to order her into using you, if you're into that

>>12296724
>>12296716
Gosh, I'm forgetting pictures in all this excitement

>>12296724
That's lewd as HECK but I like this idea

>>12296734
I hope you don't mind if I enjoy myself, or perhaps even enjoy part of her, whilst this happens

>>12296738
Not at all, that would be even better actually!

I'm gonna need some tissue soon

>>12296744
Are you the kind of guy who'd like me to enjoy part of you too?

Tease it a little longer

>>12296610
Yes, I was in the last thread. I'm currently learning how to draw so I can make that Seven Sisters of Purgatory doujin.

I'll upload it to exhentai when I'm done

>>12296779
I wish you the best of luck, anon, for the sake of all of us

>>12296748
Well, I wouldn't mind if that happens... I guess.

arousal level : maximum

>>12296779
We're counting on you!

>>12296797
Too submissive to say no?
I think I'd like to use your mouth whilst I have Erika tie you up and spank you.
How does that sound?

>>12296804
Sounds like heaven to me!

It's with discussion like this that I understand how fucked up my mind has become. I blame 4chan and exhentai

>>12296828
Not that I don't enjoy it, on the contrary.

>>12296828
>>12296853
I think I'd also like to see you squirm whilst she pegs you

Nothing wrong with being a little fucked up. It's more fun this way

>>12296867
Fuck, I need a very cold shower to calm myself down... I haven't been that aroused in a long time.

It's always a pleasure to discuss about Erika with you, anon. Be assured that I'll let you know if I ever find an open-minded Erika cosplayer.

>>12296907
Glad I could help, anon

Perhaps we could do this again sometime

>>12296915
Anytime! See you soon.

>>12296930
Goodbye

I don't think this thread really has all that much of a focus on Umineko right now
But desire is desire, I guess

>>12295479

>Witch
Featherine> Lamda = Virgilia > Beato (3rd) > Beato 1st > Gap > shit > Bern

>Ushiromiya
Rosa>Batler=Anjie>Natsuhi>Jessica>George>shit> the rest

>Buttlers
Kumasawa>Shanon>Nanjo>Gohda>shit>anyone I left out

>honoralbe mention
Mammon>lust>D'lannor>Will=Lion>Amakusa>shit>rest of the cast

also Erika is beyond shit so much Bern had to erase the garbage from existence (the only thing Bern did right/was good for)

Why aren't there more canon yuri pairings in anime/manga/VNs where the yuri isn't the main focus?

>>12297205
>Buttlers
Shanon>shit I left out
fixed you

>>12297205
>Will above Amakusa

You a funny guy

Outside of Umineko, who best SM yuri pair?

>>12297530
Tomitake and Rena

Maria is love
Maria is life

>>12298080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utPpd8q-xpM

>>12298080
Maybe if you like autistic children

>>12298094
Maybe he is an autistic child.

>>12298094
I just want to protect her from bullies and murderers.

>>12298124
If that's all you want, why are you blatantly sexualizing her?

>>12298127
Fine, I also want her thighs wrapped around my head as I lick her tiny hairless pussy.

>>12298141
What, is that ALL you want to do?

>>12298147
I'd do a lot more to her, but only with her consent.

>>12298162
She's 9, I'm not sure her consent would hold up as a legal defense

>>12298171
Yeah, probably not.

I want to blow my load on Maria's soft perfect skin.
I want her to pee on my dick.
I want a handjob with her dirty socks or panties.
I want to plunge my thick cock inside her delicate mouth.
I want to hear her sexual moans while I fuck her in every holes.

UOOOO MARIA!!

>>12298182
In that order?

>>12298186
Yes. The golden shower will makes my dick hard as diamond again.

>>12298192
And then she dries it with her panties so it isn't too dirty for her mouth?

>>12298197
Yes, but if she thinks it's too gross, she can always pee in my mouth instead.

>>12298205
I guess Maria's a totally different kind of Golden Witch for you, huh?
You can't fuck her in all at once though, gotta pick an order

>>12296405
My dick

>>12298215
1- mouth
2- vagina
3- cute pink anus

>I guess Maria's a totally different kind of Golden Witch for you, huh?
Hehe. Nice

>>12298244
Are you gonna blow it in each of those holes or are you gonna cum on her body somewhere?

>>12298251
I want to cum on her mouth, her belly and inside her butt!
I don't know if my dick can handle it, though.

Also I forgot to add a footjob on my list, silly me

>>12298255
If you start to get a little tired or sore, I'm sure Maria could use a little magic to restore your vigor.
So where would the footjob come in all of this?

>>12298141
>hairless pussy

We never get to see her pussy, therefore you have no evidence of this.

It's checkmato

>>12298259
Maria truly is a miracle of the universe.
The footjob should be first, while she's still fully clothed. I want to feel her soft, sweaty socks rubbing against my dick and balls.

Would be great if she could sit on my face while doing this, but I don't think she's tall enough.

>>12298262
Please do not ruin my dreams.

>>12298266
Are you gonna cum on her feet and have her use the same messy pair of socks to give you that handjob?

>>12298266
>>12298279
Oh man this is really turning me on.

>>12298281
As intended then
Are you gonna fuck Maria too?

>>12298279
Yes! There was something similar in one of Oouso's doujinshi. Must feels good

I wonder if Rosa would be willing to join the fun?

>>12298281
>>12298286
A gangbang could be fun too!

>>12298287
Rosa always seems to be looking for men to play with, I'm sure she wouldn't be too hard to convince into joining.
Where would she come into it if she did join?

>>12298294
Which part of her would you take in a gangbang then?

>>12298297
>>12298297
Anyone have that picture with Rosa and Maria getting fucked by a bunch of guys?

Iz goooood

Man, Umineko threads sure are HECKa lewd.

>>12298297
After we're done with everything on the list :
Tribadism and other female-on-female action while I watch.
Double blowjob with her daughter.
She can peg me while I fuck Maria if she's into that.
I don't know, there is a lot of thing to try.

>>12298303
Her vagina, and we should all finish with a bukkake to cover her small body in hot, warm cum.

>>12298315
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=703955
One of the sexiest picture of all time.

>>12298347
Maybe the next Umineko thread should be called 'thinly veiled roleplay thread' edition
I'll take her mouth then, if you don't mind. A bit of bukkake sounds fun

>>12298347
It will be a good bonding experience for both of them.

uuu-

>>12298361
Sure!

>>12298362
They certainly need it
What else would you want to try with the two of them

>>12298347
>lolita channel
>good
Umifags have such bad taste

>>12298385
Kissing them both at once.
Grinding my dick against both pussies.
Double buttjob.
Having Maria sit on my face while Rosa is riding my glorious rod.
Looking at them snowballing my cum.

>>12298409
Would you be up for trying a foursome at all?
I could take Rosa whilst you take Maria.
We could have them kneel upright, press their bodies together and kiss whilst we take them both from behind.

>>12298425
Of course! That sounds very hot

And now I think I will need another cold shower. Thanks /jp/

>>12298441
Are you the same anon who was talking about Erika yesterday?

>>12298443
Yep. It was kinda hard to fall asleep after that.

>>12298449
Glad I could help you enjoy yourself a second time then.
So, who do we sexualise next time?

I just finished the first episode and tea party, why does everyone act like Eva and Hideyoshi's deaths were impossible to explain without magic? As far as Battler knows, the servants cut the chain and then stabbed them.

>>12298459
They're still so much sexy characters... maybe the Stakes. We will see next time.

Thanks for the boner!

>>12298480
Are you trying to get spoiled?

>>12298501
You mean by being in this thread? It doesn't seem like a question that would require spoilers. Battler didn't get to the room until after the chain was cut, so why couldn't he just say the servants did it?

>>12298510
Because he panics under pressure and fails to think properly.
And the thread it full of unmarked spoilers, just so you know

>>12298513
How unladylike of Beatrice not to mention it.

>>12298529
The spoilers or Battler being a big crybaby?

>>12298533
Battler's lapse in judgement. Though I guess it's as the saying goes, "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake".

>>12298536
It becomes apparent later on that, when not under any time constraint to think, Battler is actually the smartest person on Rokkenjiima by a wide margin.
But until that point, he often comes across as quite foolish because he can't calm down.

So enough jerking off for now:
What is the best song and why is it final answer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq-HbOF1xvI

>>12298691
but I like to play happiness of marionette while fapping with my pinkie extended.

it's very regal

>>12298705
Sounds like a rather extravagant way to masturbate

>>12298691
There is so much songs I like, it's hard to tell which one is the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8TBm4m_NMI

>>12298800
I think that was the first song that made me really take note of the soundtrack. It made that first murder scene so intense. I also really like the way Resurrected Replayer sounds to reminiscent of it in ways as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_dgUf8VHd8

Are we witches or sorcerer?
>inb4 wizard

>>12299632
Well Battler was a sorcerer.
Traps seem to count as witches though

No one talks about this witch.

I'm confused about some things in chapter 5. Namely, how Erika, the detective, travels with and is in the same room with both Shannon and Kanon at the same time. An example being when they're talking abut finding a ladder tall enough to reach Kinzo's ceiling. Doesn't Erika's detective's authority make this a logic error?

>>12300775
Those scenes aren't written from the detective's pov, so they don't count.
It's kind of a cheap trick, but it doesn't quite violate any of the vaguely established rules

>>12300790
Hmm, is that right? Seems pretty contrived, but thanks for clearing that up.

>>12300791
It's playing dirty for sure, but the meta of the earlier episodes does make it clear that the witch's game is far from fair, so it's kind of to be expected

>>12299705
I'd her horns.

>>12300799
That's certainly true. I'm trying to completely wash my brain of that Rosatrice theory, as it were.

>>12300804
Rosa's corpse is confirmed by Battler in the first twilight of episode 1. She's definitely not the culprit.

>>12300806
I didn't really buy it. It's why I'm re-reading parts to make sure. I didn't really catch that, though - since I thought Rosa was one of the corpses who had her face fully smashed? That and there's no red truth in the first game.

>>12300811
Wait, sorry, I remembered it slightly wrong.
Beatrice confirms it for him later with red truth. In regards to the shed:
All unidentified corpses become identified and no body double tricks exist.
This leaves Shannon's body as the only questionable one as it was already identified, but not by Battler himself.

>>12300816
Right. That sets things straight then. Thank you!

>>12299705
That's because no one wants to fuck R07's fantasy self-insert

>>12300816
Then again, if Rosa "personality" died and Rosatrice appeared, then being confirmed dead in red wouldn't matter.

Stupid personality gimmick.

>>12301447
The red truth specifically said the corpses were identified.
Rosa's body is completely out of action, she can't do anything

Who is best husbando and why is it Amakusa?

>>12301508
I actually liked Battler the most. It's very rare that I like the protagonist over the other characters.

He would be a fun guy to hang out with in islands

>>12301897
Battler seems pretty chill and despite being a genius, he doesn't act like an intellectual at all.
He'd be fun to hang out with, but if you like a good discussion, he's probably not gonna help with that

Amakusa is cool too. I was expecting more of him though. He wasn't as fleshed out as the other characters.

>>12301923
I think he basically just existed so that Ange wasn't constantly talking to herself.
A lot of the Ange parts were pretty boring honestly, imagine what they would've been like if Amakusa wasn't there to liven it up a little

>>12301508

>>12299632

>>12303671
The only slut welcome in this thread is Erika

>>12303849
What about Rosa?

>>12303877
since when is Rosa a slut?

>>12304092
Since she started to regularly leave a 9 year old child to fend for herself so that she can go on 'business trips' with men

>>12304119
men? what men?

>>12304133

>>12304136
I'd show them my stake euphemisms, if you know what I mean

>>12304163
How lewd of you!

>>12304168
Hey I didn't say what it was a euphemism for. I think you just have a dirty mind

>>12304163
>>12304168
Is it that time again?

>>12304168
Unlikely. Everybody knows that Lucifer is a masochist and deserves it.

Which Stake would you fuck?
I like Satan the most, followed closely by Belphegor and Lucifer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7Qvi2V-8o

>>12304335
I like them all, but Lucifer is too cute

>>12304133
>>12304092
>>12303877
>>12304119
Rosa a cute. That is my truth

>>12304342
Man, what a beautiful ass.
I want to burry my face between those buttcheeks.

>>12304347
I want to bury something else between them. Something rather hard... my stake

>>12304345
True that.

>>12304347
What the hell is wrong with her chest.

>>12304354
Her left breast is missing.
That's a rather bad drawing, I shouldn't have posted it

>>12304359
It's ok anon, we forgive you

>>12304349
That girl doesn't know what a penis is and thinks babies come from storks

>>12304349
I'm sure she would enjoy it.
Warm goey love juice deep inside her womb!

>>12304363
I guess I'll just have to teach her how to make babies then, won't I?

>>12304366
I won't be stopping at just her womb.

>>12295479
Umineko thread? Totally going to post in this!
I mean, I fucking LOVE umineko. No seriously guys, I love it. DAT ENDING. DEM GOLDEN TEARS I SHED.
Never going to read it again, too much feels.

>>12304374
>I won't be stopping at just her womb.
I can't blame you, her body is made for anal sex after all.

>>12304396
I was thinking oral at the time, but anal is good too.
And why stop at just Lucifer? There are 6 other Stakes we can enjoy as well

>>12304400
Satan > Lucifer > Belphegor > Leviathan > Beelzebub > Lust > Mammon

>>12304414
Not quite my list, but I can live with it

>>12304422
Chubby

>>12304425
Nothing wrong with a little meat

>>12304425
Would you rather they stick figures?

>>12304434
Wow, that was a mess
Would you rather they be stick figures?

>>12304393

>>12304445
But Beato is imaginary too

>>12304477
Then who was phone?

>>12304422
>>12304428
I like meaty butts and thighs.
Man, Lust must be the best for sex.

>>12304494
Well she IS Lust, after all
I bet she's positively wild

Everyone else a shit Virgilia best girl

>>12304510
Virgilia is an old woman and pleasures herself with fish
I'd still hit it

>>12304507
I wish I could be sexually abused by them all.

>>12304510
Virgilia is great (and hot as fuck), I like her more than Beato.

where's dlanor :(

>>12304528
I'm sure Dlanor will come up on the 'girls to talk about fucking' cycle at some point

>>12304526
All at the same time?

>>12304528
/jp/ hates Dlanor and Beato for some reason. I don't see them posting those two

>>12304540
Hell yeah!
Although it will probably be very painful.

>>12304528
I want to gently caress her drills.

>>12304546
>/jp/ hates Dlanor and Beato
What the hell are you talking about?

>>12304546
I can understand for Beato, but Dlanor deserves a lot of love.

>>12304554
What exactly would you want them to do to you?

>>12304562
I'd let the Stakes do whatever they want to me, I'm sure they have a lot of dirty ideas in mind.
I might not survive this, but it'll be worth it.

>>12304581
Do you think you have the stamina to fill them all at least once each?
I don't think they'd be too happy with you otherwise

>>12304591
Somehow I seriously doubt this. Even with my masochist powers, I won't be able to stay hard for everyone.

Guess I gonna need some help.

>>12304666
Want me to satisfy any remaining Stakes whilst you take a breather to recover, anon?
I don't intend to let them dominate me though. I'll be the on playing rough this time

>>12304675
How kind of you to sacrifice yourself for my sake, your help is much appreciated.

What would you do to them? I don't think they'd appreciate being dominated by an human, except for Lucifer and Asmodeus.

>>12304675
That image isn't accurate. She's supposed to be angry while crying in shame.

>>12304694
Well, with those dresses the way they are, they're just asking to be fucked with them on, aren't they?
I'm gonna have to rip their panties off and fuck Lucifer doggy style. The other girls will submit with their leader suppressed, so they can all touch me or her in lewd ways, relatively gently

>>12304705
Going straight for the leader, huh? Good strategy, it might works with those girls.

>Well, with those dresses the way they are, they're just asking to be fucked with them on, aren't they?
Best uniform ever

>>12304758
>Best uniform ever
It's pretty great.
Their ass cheeks are ripe for a spanking in those dresses too. I'll make sure Lucifer's ass is red raw before she gets back to you

>>12304916
How cute!

Well, the core suit is a one piece/leotard so there wasn't much chance for failure. Wish real women understood this!

>>12304939
You mean on the Stakes?

Okay guys, I've got a question.

I'm doing a Umineko re-read right now and I just ended episode 3.
What the hell is the answer to the EVA-Beatrice red truth check-mate?
Beatrice told Battler that he should keep his ears shut probably because she was talking about Yasu etc. but I still don't understand what happened.
EVA-Beatrice said in red that everyone except Eva, Battler and Jessica was dead, none of them killed Nanjo and that the person who killed Nanjo was a human that appeared right before his eyes.
Is this all because it was Yasu who killed him and somehow red truth didn't recognized Yasu as a person even though it was said in red that Kanon and Shannon are dead?

In the end it was shown that the "culprit" was Eva as she shot Battler in the chest.

Episode 1 and 2 was easy but I don't know what's going on anymore.
Please help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYOWlGPaONo#t=1383

Is "see you again" some kind of epic Japanese meme?

>>12304998
Kanon and Shannon are identities. They are imaginary and them 'dying' does not kill Yasu's body. It just means Yasu imagined them dead.
And in the end, Eva kills Battler because she thinks he's the culprit

>>12304765
True.

>>12304393
>Umineko Piano Collections
download where? please

>>12305011
Damn, that's too perfect

>>12305012
https://mega.co.nz/#!xsoVEZCb!eX2MQywLHxjAVd_o9ZqmKgvZ_2gPc0JtzFjo9qkbInI

>>12305030
I want to spank Lucifer until her butt's totally right, and then rip off her panties and do her in the ass while she moans in pain.

>>12305006
Okay, that really makes sense but what about red truth "There are 18 people on this island"?
If Kanon and Shannon are only identities then there should be 17 people.

>>12305038
You're definitely not the only one, anon.
You gonna cum in her tight little ass?

>>12305038
epic win

>>12305042
Pretty sure it says something more like "There are no more than 18 people" otherwise it would directly contradict later red truths anyway

>>12296412
>implying magic

>>12305046
Even if it didn't say that, "persons" hadn't been defined at that point so it can mean anything

>>12305043
I would do that to any sister, but Lucifer's the best. She's got that arrogant behaviour, it makes her funnier to spank.

Plus I wanna hear her little screams as I'm going dry in her chastised ass.

>>12305061
Plus the other girls would submit rather easily if they saw their leader at your mercy.
What would you have the others do as you fuck her?

>>12305075
I'd have them watch as I spank Lucifer. That way, the humiliation would be complete.

>>12305081
Just watch?

>>12304998
>>12305006
>>12305042
>>12305046

It seems that you guys know what you are talking about.

If Shannon and Kanon are just the identities then what about their dead bodies?
Battler is the detective and I'm sure that he saw their dead bodies several times.
Are they just some unknown people Yasu found, killed and dressed them to look like Shannon or Kanon?

>>12305161
Battler never once even comes close to seeing Kanon's corpse. In the first game, he attacks the other servants then disappears.
Game 2 he disappears after the second twilight
Game 4 his 'body' is apparently at the bottom of the well, which Battler never goes down.

Nanjo lies about Shannon's corpse in game 1, Battler never looks at it properly. It's just Yasu playing dead.
Game 2, Shannon dies last, barring everyone who is killed by the blast. Yasu committed suicide.
Game 4... I can't remember what happens to Shannon. How does Shannon 'die' in game 4?

Game 3 is more complicated, give me a minute

>>12305186
Game 3 has both of them apparently die in the first twilight. I can't remember which was which, but they're the first and last bodies.
Again, Battler doesn't take a proper look at the bodies. Yasu pretends to be dead in the first room, then whilst everyone else is checking the subsequent rooms in order, Yasu changes disguise and runs to the last room, playing dead again

>>12304393
I've already read all of Umineko in full twice over, and I'm about to start on my third time.

>>12305211
But it's so LONG.

And Rosa never kisses Battler.

>>12305226
Which is pretty surprising, considering how much of a whore she is

>>12305201
Third game is actually the easiest one since Battler (the detective) doesn't see any of the servant bodies. It was the adults who checked the six-room-closed-murder bodies.

>>12305186
Wait wait. In the first game Kanon was "killed" in the boiler room and Shannon's dead body was found in the garden storehouse with half of her face smashed.
It's very easy to fake shannon's body because everyone had smashed face but what about Kanon? As far as I remember he didn't die right away but he bled out in the servant room when Nanjo was trying to heal him.

>>12305247
Nanjo is the one who declares Kanon dead. Nanjo is lying. He is bribed by Yasu throughout episode 1 to lie

>>12305227
She doesn't know what a penis is and thinks babies come from storks.

>>12305277
She has a daughter

>>12305279
and Magic

>>12305273
And yet Yasu kills him. Being Nanjo is suffering.
By the way, is it explained anywhere that he is bribed by her/him? I've read Umineko some time ago and I don't remember everything perfectly.

>>12305329
He works for the richest man around and it's implied in episode 4 (I think, it's whenever Ange and co visit his family) that he's taken bribes before.
It's never outright stated that he's bribed, but the murders are impossible without him being an accomplice.
It's also the truth that Will describes in Episode 7. His answers may be really vague, but whenever he talks about the "Golden truth", he's talking about the gold causing people to lie

>>12305247
Shannon's corpse wasn't actually in the room. Nanjo/Hideyoshi lied about seeing it.
>>12305329
Supplementary materials confirmed it, and it was hinted at by the money arriving at Nanjo's and Kumasawa's house.

>>12305342
>but whenever he talks about the "Golden truth", he's talking about the gold causing people to lie
E-eeeh? Really? Wow.

>>12305346
>>12305342
Further to that, Nanjo isn't the only person bribed throughout the games. Almost everyone is at some point, because they all have money problems.
Except Genji, who always helps Yasu for nothing, because he's a nutcase who wanted Kinzo's dick so bad that he's willing to give his life for Kinzo's successor

>>12305359
Well, I know everyone's lying at one point or another, especially Team Yasu. I just didn't know about the "Golden Truth" part.

>>12305343
But why would Hideyoshi lie? Was he also bribed?

>>12305378
Eva and Hideyoshi were both bribed for Game 1. They let Yasu into their room in order to talk about where the plan goes from then, at which point Yasu kills them and then pretends to stumble upon their corpses later

>>12305378
In Episode 1, Eva and Hideyoshi were both accomplices for Yasu because of the gold and because they thought it was all a game. Note that Eva gave Battler tips on how to solve the mystery and how she said "what horrific make-up" upon seeing the corpses. Additionally, she and Hideyoshi were talking about a relaxing vacation, which they would not do while in dire financial strait,s indicating that something (gold) has solved their money problem.

>>12305387
There's also the fact that Eva is especially adamant about checking on Kinzo, presumably because Yasu told her the truth about Kinzo being dead.

>>12305393
Oh yeah, forgot about that. "Haha I randomly decided to place this wrapper in the door, no particular reason".

>>12305387
>>12305393

Woah, that really makes sense now, I've never thought about it.
Is there a wiki or something where all of the events of all the games are explained like you guys just did? I would gladly read it all when I complete my re-read.

>>12305434
I've learned what I have from using foolz / warosu to read old umineko threads on jp.

>>12305434
There is a wiki, but it's incomplete
If you know the accomplices before hand, a lot of each character's actions make way more sense for each Episode
Genji, Nanjo and Kumasawa are always accomplices at the start, as far as I recall, though the others tend to change.
Episode 2 has Rosa, for example, and in fact everyone 'dead' in the church for the first twilight is just acting thanks to bribes. Heck, they even have the gold right there on the table. That's how that locked room was created - the 'victims' simple locked it themselves.
Of course, Yasu kills them all for real later

>>12306402
Im pretty sure this isn't canon. Ange would never talk to her onii-chan like that

>>12305085
What else?

>>12306405
well, who knows?

>>12306405
It IS official. That panel is from Ougon musou Kyoku, and Ange says more or less this in the original japanese version. The question is how much this is a gag ending, though.

>>12306720
Well, considering Battler would clearly win, it's almost certainly completely non-canon

>>12306720
I bet Ange's hugs are warm and soft

>>12307032
They can be actually deadly, at least for Battler, due to blood loss.

>>12307238
But Battler wants to fuck his cousins, not his sister

>>12307701
Battler never said he didn't want to fuck his sister.
Therefore your statement isn't solid fact.
Battler never said he wanted to fuck his sister either.

Without love, the truth cannot be seen.

>>12307787
Wanting to fuck someone isn't love, it's lust

>>12308735
Love and lust are almost the same thing.

>>12308837
That's cold, anon.
You'll never see the truth with that attitude

>>12308850
I said almost, m8. No way would Battler love Yasu if it was 100% lust, cuz he ain't gay.

>>12308975
I don't think you can really consider it gay to be attracted to someone who looks completely like a woman and has no penis

>>12308990
Sounds gay to me.

>>12309033
If you say so

>>12305451
Wasn't the deaths a bit too advanced for mere make up and pretend? Besides wasn't this an old style door with a keylock on both sides so they would have needed Rosa to lock from the outside.