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which 2hoe would be ur mom

>> No.12289809
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My mom looks and behaves just like Yuugi except for the horn and pointy ears.

>> No.12289810

>>12289809
Dude can we share your mom

>> No.12289813
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I wouldn't mind Yukari or Kanako. Unless Youmu saved something for you, Yuyuko would eat all your meals before you can.

Eirin would always tell if you were faking a cold, so you wouldn't be able to skip a day like that.

>> No.12289816

this doesn't feel like a proper mommy thread........

>> No.12289820

>>12289816
Then lets make it one!

>> No.12289830
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>> No.12289833
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I'd really like if Yuyuko was my mom. I think she would be the cute ditzy type. I would also really like it if Youmu was my big sister.

>> No.12289840

which mommy wud u f**k

>> No.12289842

>>12289833
But with Yukari you get Ran and Chen as sisters.

>> No.12289854
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>>12289840
Incest is wrong! Mama Yuuka wouldn't do that to me!

>> No.12289869

>>12289854
But Mama Yuuka has been feeling lonely ever since Papa Yuuka left. She's needs a man in her life to get through her depression.

>> No.12289874
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>>12289840
wich wud u fug after discovering their fetishes

>> No.12289877

>>12289874
Kanako

>> No.12289881

>>12289874
Yuyuko definately. Yukari is a close second, though. I've been curious about strangling during sex.

>> No.12289883
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>>12289874
>Byakuren Hijiri's fetish is yiff porn

>> No.12289884

I'd a Ran

>> No.12289888

>>12289869
B-But why me? Wouldn't mama Yuuka like a man more her own age?

>> No.12289898

>>12289888
You're the only person who resembles Papa Yuuka, so you're the only man who can satisfy her.

>> No.12289902

I want Reimu so we could take it easy together.

>> No.12289906

>>12289883
what's that supposed to convey

>> No.12289909

>>12289906
its meant to convey me fugging your mom

>> No.12289919

>>12289869
>>12289898
>Papa Yuuka

So Yuuka fucked herself?

>> No.12289921
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>>12289919
He means Rinnosuke, who's the father of all the touhous.

>> No.12289923

>>12289898
Well, if it's for mama, I guess I could try...

>> No.12289925

>>12289921
SHUT UP

>> No.12289970
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>>12289809
Kanakp is my mom. Yuugi can be my older sister who bullies Mr and teases me with her body

>> No.12289973

>>12289970
*Me. Stupid touch screen keyboard

>> No.12289976

OP's mom surely is Sanae

>> No.12289991
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If Byakuren was my mommy things would be different...

>> No.12290188
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>> No.12290194

Yukarin

>> No.12290203
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>>12290188

Kanako > Rinko

>> No.12290223

>>12289874

>Kanako Yasaka's fetish is shota-con

I'm pretty sure that all hags in the list are all shotacons EXCEPT Kanako.

Kanako has never had sex and never will. She's too ugly to attract anyone--Even the MILF fans stay away from her.

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>>12290223
You speak such nonsense

>> No.12290294

>>12289813
Yukarin looks so comfy there.

>> No.12290295

>>12290223
You cruisin' for a brusin', nerd?

>> No.12290338

>>12289809

I'm sorry your mother is an alcoholic anon.

>> No.12290465
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Because of her drunken tendencies, it'd be necessary for me to do the housework. As I grew, she'd become dependent on me to cook for her, and clean the house while she gets drunk and plays with her friends. Eventually, when she recognizes that she won't have anyone to support her "no worries" lifestyle, she'll think that the best way to ensure that I stay there for her is to be cute and get even more dependent on me, selfishly hoping that I'll just stay there and take care of her. When I announce my plans to leave to her, she'll break down, chug half the bottle of Everclear or some equivelant, and demand that I not leave. Then she'll make me give her a bath, using my fear of her drunken rage as force. Hopefully that'll end up in "this'll keep you here, right?" sex. Completely nonconsentual from my part, of course.

>> No.12290497

Yukari would be a horrible mother but probably the coolest aunt in the universe.

>> No.12290510
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i'm mystia's mom

>> No.12290513

>>12290497
Shortening the gap between now and when you want to sex with her to nothing!

>> No.12291282

>>12290223
SIDF pls

>> No.12291313 [SPOILER] 
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>>12290223
Is that why she does things like this?

>> No.12291314

>>12291313
Hey! You're the the one who originally made that?

Is that a translation, or did you write that yourself?

>> No.12291329
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>>12291314
I didn't write it or make the image, sorry. I just put the big dumb censor square on it.

>> No.12291345
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>>12290223
That's not true! Kanako is Kana-cute!

>> No.12291356
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>>12291313
>those giant sagbag triple Z tits
>MILF
>armpit hair

>> No.12291376

>>12291356
epic /a/ reaction image bro

>> No.12291395

>>12291329
so where the text come from

>> No.12291399

>>12291395
Someone put it there. It's from /d/'s caption threads.

>> No.12291402
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>>12291376
I don't go on /a/.

Your move.

>> No.12291621

>>12289813
I'd like this pic better if it was a cigarette instead of a cup of coffee.

>> No.12291670

>>12291621
Good moms don't smoke.

>> No.12291675

>>12291670
My mom used to smoke when I was young.

>> No.12291680

>>12291675
Was your mom a good mom?

>> No.12291689
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>>12291675
And look at yourself now.

>> No.12291701
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>>12291689
Really though, what is up with /jp/ and its Oedipus complex? What do you think happened to you to make you this way, if anything?

>> No.12291714
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>>12291701
My parents were just there, too busy or to tired to notice me. Any morals I have were given to me by my grandma and her pious, religious ways.

I spent a looooooot of time alone in a library. Back then, it would have been good is someone had moderated which books I was allowed to read. I have a rather bleak look on life, but frankly does not bother me.

>> No.12291738

>>12291701
>>12291689
You know Freud was a fraud, right? Nobody takes him seriously today, and even his wife knew he was full of shit.

>> No.12291742

>>12291714
cool blog, gaylord.

>> No.12291749
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>>12291742
Thanks nerd, I do try.

>> No.12291762
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My mom would be Alice because she has no friends and is afraid of the outside!

>> No.12291765

>>12291762
How did she have you in the first place, then?

>> No.12291769

>>12291765
Dolls!

>> No.12291773

>>12291765
She was raped by a nigger breaking in

>> No.12291774

>>12291765
Like in this hentai
http://exhentai.org/g/721185/5fa250e92d/

>> No.12291780

>>12291773
>>12291774
Th-That's not how it was, g-guys.

>> No.12291788
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>>12291701
I was always really close to my mom. Just about every day of early-mid elementary school I would start crying in the classroom because I missed my mom. I remember one time I actually escaped from the classroom without the teacher noticing, and I ran out to the parking lot where she usually picks me up expecting her to be there. She wasn't there of course because it was the middle of the day, so I just sat down and cried until they came looking for me. My mom would take me to and from school everyday until my sophomore year of highschool. I don't have a lot of self-esteem, so I never really tried to talk to girls and I began to feel uncomfortable around everyone who wasn't my immediate family - especially girls. The funny thing is that I'm not sexually attracted to my mom, she's just the person I feel the most comfortable around. I'm no psychologist or whatever, but I guess I like ara-ara types because I'm trying to satisfy my natural lust and protect my self from the awkward feeling I get around girls by putting attractive women in the form I'm most comfortable with. Talking about this is starting to make me feel weird, let's get back to posting momhus

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>>12291788
Here you go, anon. Or would you rather have something lewd?

>> No.12291815

>>12291701
I know exactly why I have Oedipus Complex, dude.

I saw my father once every two months or so, he dropped by to give me money when I was young. I was the world to my mother, and she was mine. Then she died on a car accident 15 years ago.

15 years later, here I am. Still searching for someone equal to my mother. If she was alive I would definitely fuck her, she was beautiful, man. Beautiful.

>> No.12292356

Yuyuko

>> No.12292416

>>12292356
Yuyuko would be your mom or would you fug her after finding out her fetish?

Or both?

>> No.12292455
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What would it be like if Yuyuko was my mom, /jp/?

>> No.12292458

>>12292455
You'd be raised solely by Youmu.

>> No.12292461

What would it be like to be raised by Keine, if I was always a naughty boy.

>> No.12292472

>>12292458
That's okay. Youmu is a really nice girl. Youmu nee-chan could teach me lots of things while Yuyuko is out and then we could all snuggle together when she's back.

>> No.12292771

These threads don't get the same traffic they used to...

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>> No.12293015

>>12293009
no cloneshit pls

>> No.12293022

>>12289794

Where is Mommy Kanako's baby?

>> No.12293072

>>12293022
fucking cirno

>> No.12293078

>>12290223
fuck off byakushit

>> No.12293086
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>> No.12293096

>>12293086
Seiga nyang nyang shouldn't dress in pig disgusting japanese cloth.

>> No.12293099

The one with the most money.

>> No.12293172

>>12292771
All the mazacon posters were flammed out of the board some months ago.

They probably killed themselves or started breeding with their own moms.

>> No.12293174
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I want 2hu mom 2be my 2hu wife!

>> No.12293187
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>>12293172
They all probably went to ota, gnfos or some other shitty board.

RIP in piece brave mommy lovers

>> No.12293206
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YOU'VE BROUGHT SHAME UPON OUR FAMILY NEET SLUT

>> No.12293225

>>12291313
>>12291313

I had that artist's pixiv bookmarked, but I don't have access to the computer it's on anymore. Humbly requesting artist's name.

>> No.12293229
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>>12293225
Kaigun Bakuryou

>> No.12293249

>>12293229

Much appreciated

>> No.12293308

>>12293172
>started breeding with their own moms

Extremely relevant to my interests

>> No.12293311

>>12293172
>flammed out of the board

Wait what?

>> No.12293322
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>>12293172
I'm still here!

>> No.12293483

Things would be different if Okuu were my mom

>> No.12293486

>>12293483
How so?

>> No.12293490

>>12293174
You would marry your mom? Weird, dude...

>> No.12293525
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I miss mama Ran.

>> No.12293531

>>12293525
She still gets posted plenty of times, though.

>> No.12293571

>>12293531
Don't get smart with me.

>> No.12293583

>>12293525
I'm going to marry Ran!
/jp/ will be my children.

>> No.12293584
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Best mum, comin' through.

>> No.12293592
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i want to become a mom and make out with other moms

>> No.12293633

>>12293584

Shinki can create servants. Discuss.

>> No.12293638

>>12293584
>>12293633
Shinki doesn't exist.

>> No.12293647
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>>12293638
Shinki gives the best paizuri. Discuss

>> No.12293652

>>12293647
What would paizuri with Shinki be like?

>> No.12293657

>>12289794
Doesn't matter, I'd have sex with all of them, anyways.

>> No.12293658

>>12293638

She's more real to me than you.

>>12293647
>>12293652

So good that you'd want to scoot down and make another Alice with her.

>> No.12293662

>>12293652
Imagine if God itself was a girl and gave you a paizuri

>> No.12293679

>>12293647
Boobs are her weak point.

>> No.12293682

>>12293647
What does Shinki's breast milk taste like?

>> No.12293687

>>12293682
Imagine if God itself was a girl and fed you breastmilk.

>> No.12293717

>>12293682
Ambrosia

>> No.12293769

>>12293682

Whatever love tastes like, it's that

>> No.12293983

When is there going to be a mazachan board?

>> No.12294836
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>>12293662
Haruhi goddess of approval just passing through

>> No.12295355
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forbidden love!

>> No.12295693
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who 割烹着 otaku here

>> No.12297165

mommy butt

>> No.12297176
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>>12297165
!!!

>> No.12297389

mazabump

>> No.12297451

>>12295355
with mommy!

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>> No.12297684

>>12293172
>flammed out of the board

Explain

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>>12297684
The roleplaying got out of hand.

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>>12297165

>> No.12299585

does your mom resemble a 2hu

>> No.12300178

>>12299585
No.

>> No.12300291

I wish to ravage toddler Youmu.

>> No.12300388

>>12300291
That's forbidden!

>> No.12300413

>>12299585
My mum resembles Yukari pretty heavily

It's a nightmare for me as I adore Yukari.

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>>12291701

I'm not attracted to my own mom, quite the opposite. I think motherly characteristics are attractive though, I think the logic is that it makes them more suitable as mates. I don't expect to have children before I die, but I'd love to start a little family with my favorite touhou. The thought of her being sweet and motherly to our children gives me the weirdest boner. Like, I'd probably try and fuck her while she's packing their school lunches.

There are many factors that would make such a thing difficult, even if I were in Gensokyo, but I believe that Yukari herself is the x-factor...

>>12293583

Back off, bitch.

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I want to have two touhou moms, they would be Komachi and Iku.

>> No.12300573

>>12300567
Komachi would that trashy slutty mom who got pregnant at 16 and Iku dies from overworking.

>> No.12300603

>>12297731
Why is /jp/ so anti-fun?

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>>12300553
I understand your attraction completely
I'd totally give my Touhou wife a brutal dicking after she read our Touhou children a bedtime story

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