/jp/ - Otaku Culture

did you just put anchovies on rice?

heres some of the food

>>12288571
You have never seen an anchovy in your life.

It appears to be candied...something

>>12288571
>>12288608
Looks like eel.

>>12288571
Rice doesn't even taste good. It has no flavor

>>12288608
i have, but i meant the bigger ones like sprats or even herrings - all these kind of fishs tastes the same anyway, so it doesn't matter

Shouldn't this thread go to, um oh I don't know, the Food & Cooking board??

>>12288614
Are you one of those people who says that tomatoes have no flavor too? What about bread?

>>12288671
No, because it's Japanese culture

/jp/ is for shit like Touhou.
If you're eating Remilia it's okay and therefore /jp/-okay.
I want to eat Remilia.

>>12288672
Tomatoes and bread don't need hot sauce to be flavorful though. Compared to other foods, rice is just not that flavorful. You can eat bread and tomatoes by themselves, but eating rice by itself is just like eating whiteness

>>12288693
black stuff on the bottom left?

gotta get a girl that can make my bento everyday

>>12288674
I'm sorry. I thought I was on the board for otaku culture, not the Japanese board. My mistake, senpai.

>>12288697
It's okay. Just don't make the same mistake again. SHORYUKEEEN!

>>12288703
>>12288700
>>12288695
>>12288693
>>12288677
>>12288668

Please provide a description of the food.

>>12288775
Japanese

How weeaboo do you have to be to have images of only Japanese cuisines?

>>12288681

Who says you need to be able to eat a food by itself for it to be a good food? Should people stop using condiments and herbs too?

The whole appeal of rice is that it's flavorless and absorbent. You can put any flavor into it you like, and it has a nice texture.

>>12288797
How weeaboo do you have to be to post on an "otaku culture" board?

>>12288834
I didn't choose the otaku life. The otaku life chose me.

>>12288831
"the whole appeal of this food is that it's flavorless"

does not compute

>>12288896

I just said you're not meant to eat it on its own.

I don't understand why you're so adamant about this when you're so clearly wrong. Did rice kill your family, or do you just despise admitting fault?

>>12288874

What does that even mean?

>>12288919

That means that he arrived at his current self for reasons outside his control. Also, it's lyrics from an old gangster rap song.

>>12288923
Hearing "I didn't choose the otaku life. The otaku life chose me." is funny to me because of the insane juxtaposition. Shit is topkek like the phrase 2 Kawaii to Live, 2 Sugoi to Die

>>12288933

>shit is topkek

What?

>>12288923
>That means that he arrived at his current self for reasons outside his control.

That is always a lie.

>>12288940

It's objectively always true for 100% of people. Name something you did which wasn't informed totally by previous experiences which were outside your control.

>>12288936
Esforce is cool now.

>>12288901
I just despise admitting fault.

>>12288694
Seaweed, likely hijiki.

>>12288693

Why are they eating rat shit? I thought only korea liked poo

>>12289011
>2014
>not putting 黒ゴマ on/in everything you eat

>>12289033
That is really an unappetizing color

>Amerifats talking about food again

>>12289043
But it's delicious.

>>12289050
Litres?
Biscuits?
Lasagne?
Chips?
CRIPS?

NANI!?

>>12289059
is that turpentine flavor

>>12289050

Who are you quoting?

>>12289050
SO THATS where the smug fat kid picture is from

>>12289070
Ｂｌａｃｋ　ｓｅｓａｍｅ　ｓｅｅｄ　ｆｌａｖｏｒ．　Ｖｅｒｙ　ｐｏｐｕｌａｒ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｕｍｍｅｒｔｉｍｅ．

>>12289080

Please don't do this. You look just like retards mixing in random OTaK00l lingo into their sentences.

Are you going to start raving about your sugoi ichiban ice cream cones next?

>>12289006
I remeber this being delicious on rice

>>12289090
Apologies, I forgot to switch off my Japanese input before typing.

Black sesame soft serve is good, but soy sauce soft serve is the best.

>>12289080
>>12289033
That's a very girly hand, dude. I want you to feed me the ice cream!

>>12289104

No you didn't. Also that looks like caramel.

>>12289090
Do you have some kind of daily quota for inane shit that you have to whine about?

>>12289110

Sorry, did it make you upset?

>>12289113
Apology not accepted

>>12289106
Google image search results.

>>12289108
Yeah, I did. I'm also posting in the Japanese thread on /int/. It's soy sauce. Well, a syrupy-soy sauce mixture, similar to what goes on mitarashi dango.

Any santoku otaku here? What knife do you use?

>>12289140
I'm planning to buy a KABAR Becker kb7.

>>12289144
Can you butter toast with that?

>>12289140

I have a benchmade model 32 but I don't play with it much any more. Would probably hurt myself if I tried.

I love the steel they used. Perfect balance between corrosion resistance and performance.

>>12289153
It would be awkward but I think so, if you try hard enough.

>>12289144
>>12289155
Those aren't santoku knives...

>>12289104
Alikely story..``Yeah i forgetting there was a unlit cigarete in my mouth when i took a selfie"

>>12289166

You shouldn't have been so specific.

>>12289171
Go to /k/ with your hunting knives if you want to talk about that.

>>12289173

Go to /ck/ with your santoku knives if you want to talk about those.

Also, a benchmade model 32 isn't a hunting knife. You couldn't kill easily with it. It's made mostly for tricking.

>>12289179
/ck/ is for food and any general chef knives and cookware. Since this thread is for JAPANESE food it's okay if we discuss JAPANESE knives. Please take your toy knife to another board.

>>12289183

You can cut vegetables with a benchmade model 32, I don't know what you're talking about.

>>12289169
wat

>>12289188

he's saying you very clearly posted like that intentionally, because no one types and sees fullwidth unicode characters appear on their screen and they don't realize they're typing in fullwidth

>>12289186
You can also cut vegetables with your big ugly kike nose but it's not made for cutting vegetables is it? Your toy knife isn't a Japanese knife so take it somewhere else. Japanese knives only.

>>12289193

Santoku knives aren't made for cutting vegetables either, they're made to convince dumb gaijin that there's such a thing as an all-in-one kitchen knife.

>>12289193

The grip for the model 32 is made in Japan, which makes it a hafu knife.

>>12289197
Says the dumb kid who bought a good for nothing 200 dollar toy that he's too afraid to play with.

>>12289206

It was only like $50, I played with it a ton and had fun too.

>>12289192
I had typed out the majority of the sentence before I even looked at the screen. It doesn't usually appear full-width after posting even if the input is so.

>>12289210

>It doesn't usually appear full-width after posting even if the input is so.

Holy fuck, way to hard-identify yourself as an offboarder. Yes, fullwidth doesn't work on some boards.

>>12289209
Wow so you got a knockoff and you're even proud of it, what a simpleton.

>>12289188
Just make sure you don't publish a selfie of you in front of the ruins of Trabia Garden or else it'll spark online outrage from SeeD

>>12289216

No it was just cheap, knockoffs are easy to identify.

I got a jumbo tube of nyogel for $30 on the same day and it's lasted me years. I use it on my flashlight threadings too. Nyogel is such a good lubricant.

>>12289215
OK, I'll keep that in mind next time.

But does it really matter if it's full-width or half-width? Is it just that it's harder to read if it's full-width?

>>12289220
You're right. I must be careful...

>>12289226
LMAO it makes you look like a huge nerd, geekboy!

>>12289228

Why are you trying this hard? Did it upset you that attempt #1 didn't work?

>>12289226
It makes you look Japanese and intimidates people.

>>12289228
Why's that?

>>12289226

It makes you look like a weaboo mixing otak00l lingo into their sentences, like I said already

>>12289232
Mm mash potato balls with gravy on them..Drools

>>12289236

Those are donuts with caramel sauce on them dumbfuck.

>>12289235
No it doesn't

>>12289235
Is this not the weeaboo board?
And what makes it "otak00l"? What is otak00l?

>>12289236
No, that's rice. This is potato.

>>12289245

No this isn't the weaboo board, weab.

>>12289238
I can't unsee it

>>12289245

mm fried breadroll

i wanna eat it!!

>>12289197
"All in one" kitchen knives are basically chef knives. Beyond that you get knives for very specific purposes like carving meat, chopping bones or peeling things and aren't too great other tasks because of shape/length/size/weight limitations. If you like to cook there is a knife you ought to always have as your #1 go-to knife and it's a chef knife. Santoku knives are just the japanese version chef knives but are essentially for the same purpose.

Also, Santoku knives are very good for cutting vegetables.

>>12289247
This is the board for "otaku 'culture'", yes? How is that not weeb.

>>12289249
This is potato, too. Delicious!

>>12289230
Why is being Japanese intimidating to other people?

>>12289256

Santoku knives are marketed as 'the only knife you need' to oblivious Western soccer moms who want one of them fancy jap knives. There is no such knife. You are gimping yourself if you don't at least have a paring knife and a chef's knife.

>>12289263
Considering soccer mom lifestyle, they're probably not going to be doing any kind of specific knifework and are mostly going to be chopping lettuce and potatoes for their families so I wouldn't say it's a stretch from the truth. A chef knife does handle most of the things they would need to do. The soccer moms, that is. Chef knives are truly the medium knife that serves most needs and can be used for stuff other knives are specialized for and you wouldn't have such a bad day with them like you would if you were trying to carve a fat turkey with a paring knife. There's pretty much nothing a chef's knife couldn't do. It might not be 100% efficient, but other knives can't come close to being as multipurpose as a chef's knife.

Prove me wrong.

>>12289311

not reading this

Asuka is a soccer mom!

>>12289345
She looks exactly like my mom

>>12289345
What is that vacuum machine on the right?

>>12289350
Hot water dispenser.

>>12289345

Asuka has a peeler right there, she's not trying to use a santoku knife for fine work.

>>12289365
There's no fine work involved in making curry.

>>12289372

She has clearly peeled something, look on the board.

You have no idea what Asuka put in her special curry you fuck.

>>12289374
Looks like potato skins. All she did was peel some potatoes then cut them up with her big knife.

>>12289374

Also she never even says it's curry, just that it's spicy. Asuka spent time in both America and Germany so it's dumb to assume she'd automatically make a Japanese dish.

>>12289379
She was cooking to impress Shinji with how much of a cute japanese milf soccer mom she had developed into so it was definitely curry.

>>12289383

It was probably tacos or something. Just a big pot of tacos.

>>12289386
Maybe it was watermelon curry.

>>12289372
Sure there is, if you make it from scratch. Curry is one of my favorite things to make because it lets me practice a lot of cooking skills at once.

>>12289345
I wand her to mother my soccer team.

>>12289409
I want her to mother my children.

>>12289349
yo lemme hit dat

>>12289345

I bet Asuka's food would have turned out better. Asuka definitely has the technical skill/perfectiveness advantage over Rei, and she probably has the creative advantage too.

But who knows, with Rei's expressiveness bottled up as it is, maybe she'd channel it explosively into a really good dish.

>>12289349

Post a photo

>>12289428
I think asuka would make better spicey food like curry because of her red hair and spicey attitude.

Rei is probably superior at cold dishes.

Which eva is cool but spicey though?

>>12289433
Shinji is a dessert.

>>12289433
cool and spicey*

>>12289050
>Walkers
It's like you're not even American.

>>12289456
Not to mention the Jaffa cakes.

>>12289460

And the british currency sign on the soda.

>>12289456
>>12289460
>>12289511
The evidence is mounting...

>>12289695

jesus

>>12289050
>>12289071
It doesn't matter who you're quoting!

>>12289349
Asuka looks and behaves like my sister
AND SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING GOD DAMN

>>12290085
Asuka is more beautiful than your gross sister and isn't annoying

>>12290476
Asuka looks like my mom and my mom even KNOWS who Asuka is! She watched Evangelion with me

>>12290527
Did you have sex with her?

>>12290535
she's my mom

>>12290592
Hasn't stopped you, right?

>>12290592
Can I?

>>12289033
God yes

>>12288565
I'm not that much into seeds, but I wouldn't mind a load of these things.

HOW DO I MAKE A HATSUNE MIKU BASED LEEK FOOD? I WANT TO COOK A LEEK BASED RECIPE BASED ON HATSUNE MIKU. I WANT TO COOK HATSUNE MIKU'S LEEK.

>>12293774
her legs look fat in that picture

>>12289695
>stabbing chopsticks into food
That's disrespectful, dude! That's what Japanese people do to their dead!

>>12293774
It's a negi, anon.

>>12294073
Negis are thin. Look at that huge thick stem, it's clearly a leek.

>>12288571
It's eel. Unagi. Why are you on /jp/.

>>12294077
It depends. Also, leeks have several leaf parts sticking out of it and theyre flat unlike the roundness the tops of negis.

>>12294077
L-lewd.

>>12294089
Sorry for misidentifying it, dude. It is indeed a Allium fistulosum!

>>12294089
>>12294138
Whoa are you guys botany otaku?

>>12294089
Dude those are green onions, or Negi as they are called in Japan. Regardless, they are all Allium fistulosum.

>>12294138
Miku carries a leek, Allium ampeloprasum. That guy doesn't even know what he's talking about. He claims to be Japanese but doesn't know anything about Miku. How embarrasing.

>>12289050
>Clearly showcasing the diet of some European whale
>Amerifat

>>12294588
>a bunch of fresh raw fish is only twice as expensive as a stale, awful looking slice of yesterday's pizza

Do you like daikon?

>>12294551
mmm can't wait to wash that meal down with some Yakult Milk

i heard about these donuts in pokemon but i can't find them anywhere. sauce?

>>12294630
She's British, specifically.

>>12298633
those are riceballs

>>12288681
Maybe you just haven't had good rice before. If its cooked properly, all you need is a bit of soy sauce or butter on it and it tastes perfect.

I wanna start making japanaese food for myself. I just yesterday started looking for rice cookers and stuff like that. any tips for starting out?

good website to order jap ingredients?

>>12298650
they look like donuts to me

what brands of senbei does /jp/ like?

>>12302094
I don't know the name, but it's in a clear bag with a black and red label in Japanese and they are dark but don't have the nori

>>12302094
Bakauke in shoyu flavor

>>12301896
Japanese donuts are probably the best I've had.

>>12301896
MR. donut

I can't afford food as a neet :/