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Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:12:21 No.12282174 [Reply] [Original]

Howdy Pilgrim, my name is Deputy Ryu

I'm a 27 year old JapaneseAmeriboo (Western fan for you redskins). I cook grits and Chili on my campfire, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior American sports. (Horseshoes, Football, Nascar)

I train with my Colt single action army every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it's bullets are hot-loaded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my firearms license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American fluently, both Southern and the Yankee dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and Gene Autry's cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Texas to attend a prestigious Rodeo school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a bullfighter for Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo or a bounty hunter!

I own several cowboy boots, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to USA, so I can fit in easier. I say howdy to my elders and seniors and speak American as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:16:16 No.12282180 >Houston Livestock Show >Not Ft. Worth

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:16:31 No.12282181 Good luck, Deputy Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:22:31 No.12282186 How come does my left foot shudder if left alone without motion for sometime?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:33:27 No.12282199 >>12282186 You are a witch. Please report to your nearest Inquisition Office.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:37:04 No.12282204 >>12282174 >Ryu SHORYUKEN!!!! Get it? the reference?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 12:39:16 No.12282209 >>12282204 No I don't get it, please explain senpai.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 13:47:35 No.12282298

>>12282174
Well I'll be darn tootin, we've got us here a real American farmhand. Don't forget to salute every American flag you see, as is proper procedure. Also, every time a majestic eagle flies overhead it is necessary to pause and admire its dazzling dignity. This might result in stoppage of work, movement, or speech, but not doing so is a crime punishable my torture, death, or in egregious cases exporint you to Mexico, or Chicago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 13:58:38 No.12282319 Kenichi Smith was here, Deputy Ryu is a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 14:01:05 No.12282323 >>12282319 Ken-Sama here, posting from the afterlife. You Ameriaboos have no taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:07:14 No.12282826 Good Luck!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:14:29 No.12282848 >>12282209 No, when Ryu from SSFIV does the jumping uppercut! SHORYUKEEEN! And he has the same name as Ryu get it?

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:28:08 No.12282887

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:29:23 No.12282890

Howdy /jp/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:30:38 No.12282891

Howdy /k/, my name is Mr. Shougo.

I'm a 36 year old Japanese Cowboy. I build pistols and rifles with my lathe, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior American films. (Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, The Good The Bad And The Ugly)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through steel because it has been used for over a hundred years, and is vastly superior to and other weapon on earth. I earned my firearms license two years ago, and I have been getting better everyday.

I speak English fluently, both the Roman and Texan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their wild west code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Austin to attend a prestigious Cattle Ranch to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a gunsmith for Colt or a film director for Clint Eastwood!

I own several gunbelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I stare at my elders and seniors in a grizzled fashion and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 18:31:43 No.12282896

Hello there /jp/, my name is Jhon.

I'm a 27 year old American. I drink beer and cook BBQ on my grill, and spend my days perfecting my riding and playing superior american games. (Football, Baseball)
I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can peirce clean through steel because it's made in America, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American fluently, both Yankee and the Texan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Fuck all code, which I follow 100%

I ain't gonna get no god damn visa, I live in Fucking American, I got no better place to go, I'm gonna work on my good American soil and maybe i'll get a hot bitch with big titties to fuck all day.

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /v/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, namaste

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 19:22:43 No.12283053 File: 90 KB, 360x360, do you even score.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No Gensokyo? Shame

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 19:34:30 No.12283075 >>12282887 Serious question: Are there actually Japanese who prefer watching Western cartoons over anime? I mean I would assume it would be a great rarity, but I have been proven wrong before.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 19:50:40 No.12283116
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>>12282890
>I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHADSHAF;JF FUCK FCKUFKC FUCK YOU

OH GOD IT HURTS

MY SIDES OH CHRIST FUCK YOU

SUFFOCATION

NO BREATHIN

CAN'T TAKE A BREATH CUZ I LAUGHED MUH OWN BREATHN

Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 19:53:45 No.12283125

>>12283075
Japan probably like some classic western cartoon.

They like the shit out of Frozen, though.

If you mean someone who praise western cartoon while bashing anime for being weebshit, I don't think Japanese are that obnoxious like most internet gaijin. They probably watch both.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 20:01:46 No.12283146 >>12282848 No I still don't get it Senpai. Are you saying that OP is the character from SSFIV?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 20:09:50 No.12283162 >>12282174 He seems like a cool dude

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 21:46:39 No.12283321 >>12283146 They're both Ryus That's why I referenced SHORYUKEEEN! from SSFIV. Come on man, just get it please. Just get it okay?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 21:53:04 No.12283326 >>12283321 wow what a comedy joke

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:04:34 No.12283342 >>12283326 Agreed. If you're walking down and the street and you See the guy doing shoryukens you would probably die from laughter. heehehe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:05:51 No.12283344 >>12283342 lol can i buy u?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:08:27 No.12283349 >>12283344 Sorry I'm already owned by my master Mumi. Nice talking to you though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:11:19 No.12283354 >>12283349 You're owned by your mom? Wow grow up kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:16:09 No.12283367 >>12283349 Please, I can easily beat up that dork.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:16:34 No.12283370 >>12283354 I'm grown and so is Mumi. We will both get through the fog and reach the truth

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:53:08 No.12283421 >>12282174 Are you related to Shoji Tabuchi? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKthbnNacCw

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 22:55:15 No.12283428 File: 148 KB, 1101x800, 1367783098008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12282174 >firearms license It's not a license, it's a RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:04:38 No.12283443 File: 7 KB, 237x213, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does it feel to constantly wish to be japanese, but knowing that no matter how hard you try to imitate being one, it is actually impossible due to your genes and appearance?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:05:46 No.12283449 >>12283321 I'm terribly sorry, but I still fail to see the connection here Senpai. There are many Ryus in the world, how is one supposed to get a reference to one man out of billions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:07:24 No.12283456 >>12283443 I have no idea. Why would I want to be a dirty yellow man? And why are you posting mee-mees from the 1800s?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:08:42 No.12283456,1 Failstrailia/Ausfailia/etc. please stay on your own sites. You just look pathetic on here.

>>	Disability-san Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:37:07 No.12283508 File: 7 KB, 130x196, kamille_bidan_13003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Podting in new /jp/ heritage thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 20, 2014 23:48:29 No.12283527 File: 960 KB, 1012x761, jerid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12283508

>>	Disability-san Mon, Jul 21, 2014 00:02:46 No.12283547 File: 453 KB, 250x191, So it begins.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12283527

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 00:48:42 No.12283605 Is there a /g/ version?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 01:30:17 No.12283652 >>12283605 Why would there be?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 05:20:27 No.12284055 File: 8 KB, 300x168, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did these 3 guys become celebrities?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 05:48:11 No.12284098 >>12282174 He looks like he is 40.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 16:36:05 No.12285341 >>12283449 Please, just get it. Please

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 16:38:37 No.12285347 >>12282174 Deputy Ryu, make your dreams come true!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 21, 2014 16:39:53 No.12285349 >>12283321 Thanks Lori

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