/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Time for another "asian squat" thread already? We just did this yesterday.

1. Pull down your pants.
2. Turn around to face the door.
3. Position both feet on either side of the urinal.
4. Squat.
5. Slip and fall in.

There are some excellent fetish videos out there you could use as a reference.

You poop in the shallow part and pee into the lower part, then when you flush, the poop gets washed into the lower part.

you take a bath

Fuck yea, another squatting thread! I still cant do it, I figure if I keep trying for a week maybe I'll become flexible enough to balance myself.

>>121236
You must be either extremely fat or very tall.

>>121224
"Face door" now it makes sense.

>>121250

6'7"

>>121236
Stetch them tendons. BEst way to do that constantly is to take larger strides when you walk.

>>121205

You aren't, you're supposed to stay the fuck away from any country that uses those.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKy05t2SYaI

>>121265

I'm a software engineer who works from home, walking isnt exactly part of my routine.

But yea if you think this is bad...

Imagine your bathroom being just >>121205 and a shower tap protruding from the wall. That's what the bathrooms used to look like in the old apartment buildings from China.

Just from observation, I'd assume you sat facing the wall so you can pee out into the concave part and then poop into the shallow part. I think when you flush, it'll sweep the poop forward.

dont shit...just use them to pee..make sure to rmemeber where normal toilets are in your school, route, living place, so you can take a shit...

I usually dont shit more than once or twice a day, using these stupid things shouldnt be a problem...I rarely shit in public facilities eitherways..

>>121299
Correct.

>>121284
Different style apperently.

>>121227

i've been looking around for videos of girls pooping, and i'm having a hard time finding ones that just have pooping and no eating and stuff

>>121302
Shit twice a day? lol what

seriously people, look where the toilet paper is located. you clearly use it facing the wall.

>>121284
Hey! I was right.

>>121299
My turds are about 24 inches or more long. I would be afraid my shit would never get flushed out of such a contraption.

Also, if you're facing the door, you'd have your dick hanging out for people to see.

Toilet paper looks like the polished kind that you can't get your ass very well cleaned with. ;_;

>>121336
What are you, a donkey?

>>121325

>>121341
No I just have a normally functioning bowel.

>>121347
Oh nasty, I would have a hard time not puking there.

>>121348

Happened the same in the last thread, people here seem to think shitting more than once a day is unusual (when healthy = 5 times a day).

What in the fuck is this french contraption?

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8y-hys/movie.htm

high class tutorial for how to shit in japan

thank you, google

>>121336

Fukken saved

>>121356
I consider it a lot when I shit more than once a week.

>>121356

5 times a day? that's way the fuck outside the range of normal (1-3 times/day)

>>121361
That's a hair-washing station. You can clearly see where your unusually long human neck should rest.

>>121371

This has my name written all over it

I was in japan recently and encountered these, but then I remembered some doujins I read that had detailed descrtiptions on how people use these and I had no problem.

I can now proudly say that porn helped me adapt in japan.

Wow, even though you have to squat to use those weird floor terminals, they're still better than German toilets.

http://asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

Pic related.

>>121205
like this

>>121361
Araibic shitter.

>>121399

Haha, I had to use those toilets in Poland. They suck so fucking much, your shit lands on the flat part and EVERY TIME I had to use the stupid toilet brush to remove the skid marks it left behind.

>>121405
where'd she go

>>121405

lolwut?

>>121414
Sorry for the toilets... ;___;

>>121399
german ones have a turd inspection shelf.

>>121205
You guys are retards. These toiletes are suprior for various reasons. One of the reasons is that it's a lot easier to wash your anus after pooping.

I know you filthy American/Europeans prefer wiping your ass,which is unhygienic and the cause of hemorrhoids. But we who come from civilizations older than 500 years,prefer to do it the right way:

Washing.

>>121429
Wow, I have heard about the hole in the floor but never seen one.

>>121356
5 times a day is no.

>>121433

Fucking fail. Squatter toilets dont wash your ass, you still use toilet paper. And the cause of roids is straining too much when you poop.

>>121433
like anyone is going to wash their ass in that.

>>121445

YOU BUY TOILET PAPER FROM VENDING MACHINES DONT YOU?

>>121451

... no? I dont get the joke.

>>121445
You're so fucking stupid. I am an Arab, I know how these things work. You poop ---> fill water in a can ----> squat ---> let the water run down between your ass cheeks while wiping the poop away with left hand.

Obviously,squatting is damn hard to do on European toilets. Our toilets are superior.

>>121469

ITT terrorists try to justify their 3rd world toilets and wiping your ass with your own hand as superior to the world.

Go suicide bomb yourself to an hero stardom.

>>121469
Why is why we don't shake Arabs hands.

I'm at a loss for words

>>121482
Ignorant. Toilet paper is bad for the environment. And it's less hygienic to use. Do you even know the refreshing feeling of a newly washed anus?

>>121469
>wiping the poop away with left hand
>superior
and this, my friend, is why I believe you're a troll

ITT : White people can't squat

The ONLY way to shit.

>>121498
>newly washed anus
troll, that's a positive now.

Seems Korean bathrooms may be superior to Japan.

>>121499
If you think I am trolling,search wikipedia. It's not allowed for Muslims to wipe their anuses with the right hand.

I am not a Muslim,but my parents are,and thus I only use my left hand out of respect for traditions.

Hey guys, I overclocked your toilet.

>>121499
Well, people usually wash their hands after they shit.

>>121526

I use no hands, out of respect for myself and everyone I will ever come into contact with. Most of humanity has evolved past apes, but not you.

Japanese subatomic toilet

>>121534
I don't trust "people" I have seen to many bail out of the public restroom without stopping to use the soap and water,

The toilets on Indian trains are particularly interesting because the hole in the floor just opens to the outside of the train.. Some people use the toilets while the train is stopped at a station. When the train pulls away, those of us left waiting for other trains are presented with fresh, steaming, stinky muffins laying on the tracks!

This is the best thread today

i defecate about once a week. maybe longer. though they're really small too.

>>121599
Just about all train toilets work that way. Most have signs telling not to use them while at the station, though.

>>121636
Jesus christ, man. Eat a fucking bran muffin!

>>121622
And it's shit.

>>121729
YEs, you squat.

Question: If you need to take a piss, and all you have is a squatter, do you still have to squat? I'd imagine that amount of distance to cause way too much splashback to use as a urinal.

>>121636
That means you are carrying around a ton of shit in you bowels. Eat more vegetables and fiber and less meat and milk products.

Seems I can do the squat properly, but only if I have my boots on and my pants at my ankles. For some reason, having my pants up at my waist prevents me from being able to shift my center of gravity forward enough to stay balanced, regardless of how far apart I have my feet or knees.

>>121636
lucky. i go at the same rate, but by now i could probably take it in the pooper and not feel a thing.

I always save my poo for right before showering.

Have you tried squatting? It relieves pressure off the haunches.

>>121864
THIS.

OUr bodies are more adapted for shitting in a squat that shitting from a sitting position

>>121758

That's shit.

Specifically bullshit sold to you by the quack colonic crowd.

Despite what they tell you, it ALL gets pushed out in the end. It's why colonoscopies just have you on an all liquid diet before you go in.

They don't find huge deposits of old feces that can only be irrigated out.

>>121882

True, but the farther I can get away from the disgusting wet floors and the risk of falling over, the better.

Basically, the argument goes something like if you shit while in a sitting position then you don't get it all our and you're carrying a torpedo in the tubes until it it gets launched by the next one that gets fired and so on.

Shitting in a squat position is supposed to allow for a more thorough evacuation of the bowels.

WTF?

I have a much easier time SITTING than SQUATTING.
>>121882 is utter bullshit.

>>121496
people who aren't used to sitting on a toilet to take a shit will do this, i've seen it done before.
or people who are paranoid and don't want their holy ass to touch the dirty public toilet seats.

>>121565
>>I have seen to many bail out of the public restroom without stopping to use the soap and water

Some of us keep our dicks clean and don't piss on our hands. One thing I hate about society is how people are required to wash their hands. Yeah, I'll touch a faucet, soap dispenser, and hand dryer that everyone else has touched -- that'll kill the germs!

>>121942
THIS.

Just think of it as keeping your immune system strong.

>people who aren't used to sitting on a toilet to take a shit will do this, i've seen it done before.

you... watch people shit?

>>121942
apparantly you haven't heard of those sinks/hand dryers that turn on with motion sensors or those faucets where you push a button down and the water runs for a few seconds before shutting itself off so you don't have to touch it again after you wash your hands.

>>121955
>Just think of it as keeping your immune system strong.
also a good reason to skip showers.

>>121964
and wash clothes

>>121956
one time i walked into the mens restroom when i was at a fancy asian restaurant with my family, i opened one of the bathroom doors to see a guy squatting on the toilet taking a shit.
he didn't notice me so i just walked away, i was 8 at the time.

>>121961 hand dryers that turn on with motion sensors
FUCK YOU! I hate those things with a fiery passion. Get me some fucking paper.

>>121961
Yeah, they still suck though. Especially the hand dryers. Your hands stay wet no matter how much you use them.

>>121978
LMAO

>>121942
>Some of us keep our dicks clean and don't piss on our hands. One thing I hate about society is how people are required to wash their hands.

Whatever piss-shit-hands. Keep your shit crusted, smegma smeared, piss soaked fuckin hands away from me.

>>121984
Oops, seems you came to 4chan instead of Gaia

>>122033
-1/10

>>122044
butthurt shitpisshands?

>>122033
I'll slap you.

>>121980
In Japan and Korea they have hand dryers with dual action deep basin jetstream drying power. Takes like 15 seconds and fully dry. Amazing technologies

>>122055
lol!
okay, i surrender =/.

>>122064
i'd rather just wipe my hands on my clothes on my way out, saves me 15 seconds of standing still.

i'm proud to be an american and come from a place where at least i can poop in a normal way

>>122067 =/
Kill yourself faggot.

>>122049
Me butthurt? Far from it.

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>>122216
Get back to Gaia

poop

Squat.

It's really easy.

I can do it; You can do it, too. I actually find it more comfortable than Western toilets.

Protip: Not just Japan has this sort of toilet.

>>122162
damn straight- 5 billion years of evolution and I'm suppose to make like a dog in the toilet.
I don't think so Tim.

>>121205
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This is for the faggots who don't know how to use a Japanese shitter, or think that you have to face the wrong direction to use one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXM5uzo0Sjs

Here's for any other faggots in this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwU7WEKeE6A

There's really no reason you cant squat on a normal toilet, just get your feet up on the seat and go for it if you're so damn determined to shit like that. But personally, I can shit just fine sitting. And believe me, I can tell whether my bowels are fully evacuated or not. Toilet paper is not usually bad for the environment anymore. Almost all companies use recycled paper to make toilet paper, because it's much fucking cheaper. Also most civilized countries have waste treatment plants for every city/town/county/whatever. In those plants the shit is stirred up and dissolved and any solid bits are removed and disposed of, then the rest is sent down the tubes to be turned into fertilizer or treated and reintroduced into the water supply. That's why poor states have to boil their water before they use it.

>>121302

Once or twice a day? I go once or twice every two weeks. How do you live like this?

I fucking hated the squatting toilets in Japan. Especially for when you're constipated, so you're forced to stay in that position for an hour and your legs start to hurt like fuck. Fortunately, most bathrooms have actual toilet seats... just some rural places have them though and it sucks when you just have to go and it's the only option at the moment.

Oh, man, I hated using those in my crappy elementary school in Korea.

Still do.

>>122836
Yeah shitting is so nasty when you have ass jungle hair like I do. Good thing I do so infrequently.

Japanese are barbarians. That is the only explanation.

i hate having to use these, my fear being that my wallet's gonna drop into it.
plus, the smell is worse on them squaties. at least on a western toilet you can close your thighs to stop the smell coming up; (an ass-and-thigh-seal if you will).

not to mention i got really fucking sick when i walked into one of them cubicals and i swear some motherfucker left the nasty shit in there.
and im not talking skidmark, it was a whole chocolate noel cake on the tile, the rim and dangling off over the and into the tub. i could smell it as i walked into the toilets.
poor person that had to clean it

>>122527
It's much easier to poop your pants when you squat too.

so... uh... discovered this in my hotel room while drunk off my ass. took a picture. then used it. started pressing buttons... low and behold, it was a bidet. and the last person who used it had it set to cold. but this thing was awesome. seat heater, water temp adjuster, angle settings, adjustment for oscillation or steady stream, and pressure adjuster to boot.
Of course, I still wiped outta' habit, but damn if my ass didn't get good and clean.

>>121496

I tried this after reading this thread just now, and I gotta say: easiest shit I've ever taken. Also my anus has never felt better. That said these contraptions pictured here still scare the bajeezus out of me, but maybe we shouldn't write this thing off.