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What's a guy gotta do to get IRL catgirls?

Is there a scientist somewhere I can donate to?

>> No.12278676

VR is your best bet. Just give all your money to facebook to support the development of occulus rift!

>> No.12278693

>>12278668
If it's like that, just graft some cartilage onto someone's head.

>> No.12278696

If you treat your cat well enough she will reward you one day by assuming a human appearance.

>> No.12278705

>>12278693
But what about the catlike demeanor and reflexes?

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>>12278668
NICE catgirl

>> No.12278724

>>12278676
there are other people making VR you know

you are literally your own problem

>> No.12278727

ask /x/ how to summon a catgirl

>> No.12278728

>>12278696
But my cat is fat and complains a lot.

She's perfect.

>> No.12278730

>>12278728
Is she a bitch that scratches you.
Where do I find an abusive bitch cat. A fat one too please.

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>>12278728
>>12278730
I have a cat who is a girl and is a fat tsundere. She always cries about being hungry and if I try to cuddle with her she struggles to get away and scratches, but when I'm minding my own business she comes and lays down on top of me. A pleasurable cat to have for certain.

>> No.12278785

>>12278705
>catlike demeanor
Being lazy? Being moody?

>reflexes?
Being lazy? Failing to make simple jumps? Just have the person train on 2hu if you want reflexes.

>> No.12278786

>>12278668
If you're going to have a character like Tanpopo, why leave her as a minor character?

Although the same could be said of all the WCW characters.

>> No.12278787
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tanpopo so cute
and cute voice, i like it

big dick in tanpopussy

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>>12278728

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>>12278728
>>12278730
I have a cat who is a girl and is a fat tsundere. She always cries about being hungry and if I try to cuddle with her she struggles to get away and scratches, but when I'm minding my own business she comes and lays down on top of me. A pleasurable cat to have for certain.

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timpopo

>> No.12278820

>>12278668
Catgirls, you say?
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22239389

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