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I think I have some Remilia in my folder. You can have it.

>>12274173
needs comic sans

>>12274173
There you go.

>>12274173

Good times. I miss those threads.

>>12274202
>implying the "sanae is a slut" meme was ever funny
>implying not following rules wouldn't be a pain in the ass
>implying implications of posting copyrighted shit on 4chan

You will never be Ojou-sama's cute pet.

>>12274211
Who are you quoting?

>>12274213
>you will never make Ojou-sama your pet
;_;

>>12274221
That would defeat the purpose of her being your Ojou-sama.

Though, I support corrective spanking sessions.

>>12274243
fucking spankfag claimed a new soul

>>12274221
We'll see about that.

>>12274243
The purpose of her being my Ojou-sama is to make her fall all the sweeter.

>>12274243
I personally support corrective spanking sessions, but for Flandre rather than Remilia.
Except being a little egotistical, there's no real problem with the Lady, while Flandre is extremely troublesome.

>>12274251
Anorexy isn't sexy.

>>12274258
Oh, it's nothing that bad. Remi should be thin and petite anyway.

>>12274262
>petite
Hu?

>>12274243
>supports spanking
how barbaric
waterboarding is better
especially for a vampire

you dirty pervert

Wouldn't waterboarding be lethal for a vampire?

>>12274269
Small.

>>12274289
Only if it's flowing. Vampires have no problem with standing water.

>>12274321
Why are you using a French word?

Also, given how waterboarding works, isn't the water considered as flowing?

>>12274326

it's in merriam-webster dude

>>12274243
>That would defeat the purpose of her being your Ojou-sama.
What if I want her to look self-assured while having guests, only for her to start tearing up and look pitifully at me once everyone left, while whispering "I-I've been good, right? Y-you won't spank me tonight, right?"
And then you whisper in her ear "no".

>>12274326

I'd say the water flow has to be naturally based, like a river or something, but I couldn't say for certain. The whole water kills vampires thing has fallen out favor in most modern media, and they didn't really go into detail about this kind of stuff back when it could considered common lore.

In other words, just think whatever you like.

>>12274243
>I support corrective spanking sessions.

So you've seen the light.

>>12274289
I don't think anything is truly lethal for a Touhou vampire, at least in doses a regular human is capable of inflicting. They're pretty much indestructible. For example, Remilia already took a direct hit of sunlight beam at zero range.

It would just inconvenience them, which I guess is the point.

>>12274326
Most of English words come from French (or Latin via French), why are you concerned about this particular one?

>>12274398
Because I saw "le" being used and overused so often that I'm sick of seeing French.

And why do you freak like spanking so much? Why not tie Remi to the ceiling and whip her while you're at it?

>>12274398
why the fuck is sakuya doing
she's reim's servant
not a nanny

>>12274398
Where's that sprites coming from? If there's a game where I can spank Remi, I'm interested.
Through I'd rather do Flandre, as I explained in >>12274256

>>12274407
>Why not tie Remi to the ceiling and whip her while you're at it?

But that would be cruel. I don't want her to be hurt. Maybe a bit swollen, tops.

>>12274427
There's no game, unfortunately. It's from a guy on Pixiv editing Hisouten(+soku) sprites.

>>12274466
So, no Flandre?

>>12274466
>I don't want her to be hurt
>but i want her to be spanked on her bare ass by her servant
hu

>>12274466
pleasedontpostnonanimatedgifs.gif

Nobody ever posts these anymore.

>>12274482

>>12274474
Well not by that guy, but there are alternatives.

>>12274477
You just don't understand.

And anyway, it hurts her pride more than it hurts her invincible vampire butt.

>>12274482
Couldn't post the original png because "duplicate file exists".

A message to the fellow spanking enthusiast dumping all those pictures: lay it off a bit. If you use them all up, they can't be posted when they're actually relevant.

>>12274519
If you want to hurt her pride, why don't you just hold a book out of her reach instead of spanking her bare ass?

>>12274536
She's got wings. Or Gungnir.

>>12274547
I cannot comprehend your logic. Basically, if you try to bully her by holding a book out of her reach, she'll attack you, but if you bare her bottom and spank her, she won't attack you? Have I mentionned that she's got servants and a witch friend that might object to that anyway?

>>12274552
I'm not one of those prats.

>>12274572
Still don't get it.

And I'm not even talking about how she looks like a little girl. That guy's fantasy is to spank a little girl that can easily break him in two.
It can probably happen, but it would require a huge amout of work. You can't just sneak in the mansion while everyone's sleeping, spank Remilia, and leave quietly.

Remilia likes taking it easy with Satorin.
She can drop the whole "lady" act.

>>12274578
I hope we'll soon get some RemiliaxSatori spanking art.
RemiliaxSakuya seems to become a fad, which bothers me.

>>12274280
Please do not torment Remilia.

>>12274592
Would you rather spank a sweet little vampire, traumatizing her for ages like a pervert pedophile would do, or would you just waterboard her, like normal humans do?

>>12274592
For some reason, I imagine the guy asking her whether she prefers being spanked, or being watered.
The fact that she seems to be removing her clothes makes me horny.

so where is the fucking chupacabra

>>12274739
In Mexico, next to the beaten kids.

>>12274536
>If you want to hurt her pride

No, I just want her to have her butt spanked. Any pros and justifications that I may bring up to defend my position are just that, not some kind of hidden goals.

>>12274575
But I understand that the person to spank her needs to be able to hold her down, which excludes me at my current state and powerlevel. Maybe someday. But I'm perfectly fine with someone capable of holding her own against her doing the deed instead.

Please don't be judgmental. Say, I'm not complaining about the waterboarding guy, even though it's not my fetish at all. Is there nothing you'd wish to be done to Remilia?

>>12274787
But WHY do you want to spank her?
Spanking isn't a goal by itself. You want to spank Remilia because you want something else, obviously.

And have fun avoiding Meiling, Flandre, Sakuya and all the maids once you're done torturing Remi.

>>12274796
>But WHY do you want to spank her?
because pic related

>>12274796
>Spanking isn't a goal by itself.

Yes, it is. Why wouldn't it be? Don't you realize how fetishes work?

Though sure, I can think of several reasons why she would deserve one, and I don't see why the other Koumakan citizens wouldn't agree with at least some of them.

>>12274829
Haaa, that's your fetish, okay.
That was the part I didn't understand.

>>12274829
I still think Flandre deserves more spanking than Remilia.

>>12274837
Flandre is 2cute and 2popular for that.

>>12274493
Source?

>>12274856
Ya think?

>>12274829
how is spanking even a fetish
there is nothing to enjoy you just hurt the other person

>>12275004
Why is blowjob a fetish?
You shove the most vulnerable part of your anatomy into what's probably the dirtiest place of the body, ass aside. And if that's not enough, there also teeth here, and the jaw is strong enough to tear your dick off.

>>12275044
It's cute.

>>12275049
I defy you to prove me wrong. Teeth are fucking sharp, even if humans aren't predator, our jaws are also extremely strong. Shoving your dick down someone's throat is giving that person a knife while begging her to do you harm.

>>12275052
i thin he meant the picture.

Please don't sexualize spanking sessions, such activities would be performed in the privacy of her room and in secrecy, and only with her well-being in mind.

The sexual part comes before that, after she steps on me and spits in my mouth and call me names.

>>12275111

>>12275111
mind explaining the association between spanking and well-being?

>>12275111
>not spanking Remilia with her own slipper in front of her sister
Filthy pleb.

>>12275156
Disciplinary spanking helps reinforce positive habits and deter from bad behaviour, thus making the receiver a better person.

For example, I'm sure you wouldn't be a NEET now if your parents spanked you for lazing off.

>>12275201
How do you know who I am?

>>12275201
oh hay mokou

>>12275201
Nice try, but the only game I ever played sucked so much I stopped playing 5ever
It was the most imba shit I ever played

>>12275201
Remi's not enough, now you want to spank Kaguya? Do you have a hateboner for classy ladies or what? Who's the next one? Satori?

>>12275211
>Who's the next one? Satori?

Don't get him started.

>>12275223
TOO LATE.

You people all have shit tastes.
Gensokyo's spanking idol is obviously dark-haired kappa. Not Remilia. Remilia is made for classy love declaration, not peasant spanking.

>>12274960
what the fuck is that

I came here for Chupacabras.
Where are the Chupacabras?

So there's finally a new Remilia thread and it's all about spanking yet again.
Why do you have to do this to me?

>>12275439
Nothing keeps you from talking about something else.

>>12275160
You're the pleb, not taking into account that you'll be touching her nether regions with a slipper may be dirty.

>>12275156
Spanking her into a proper and dignified Ojou-sama.

>>12275447
14:9 The Beast was talking and talking, and, in my sanity, I failed to grasp the true form of Its arguments.

>>12275447
But she already is one!
What could she ever do to deserve something like that?
Just look at that innocent angel.

>>12275457
>look at that innocent angel
You do realize you're talking about a vampire (thus a damned, cursed by God), who refers to herself as a Devil?

>>12274164
yeehaw.

>>12275457
>What could she ever do to deserve something like that?
Dunno, maybe releasing a red fog all over Gensokyo?
And I don't want to make think I consider you as a total moron, but you DO remember that, in Quake 3, red fog was deadly as fuck?

Remilia just killed 75% of Gensokyo just because she wanted to go outside. If you ask me, she deserves a few slap on her butt.

Question, if Remilia really can manipulate fate, then if you spank her, it means it's only because she manipulated your fate so that you could do it.

>>12275827
being able to do it doesn't mean she did it in the first place.

>>12275836
True. But if your fate affects her fate, she must be able to feel it, to feel that you will influence her fate.

Wouldn't be far-fetched to suppose she would then observe your fate to see what you'll do.

>>12275846
>she must be able to feel it
noe.

>>12275846
>she must be able to feel it, to feel that you will influence her fate.
Clairvoyance =! Fate manipulation.

Also we haven't really seen her use it, either that or it's way weaker than expected cause she keeps losing fights.

>>12275865
Alice loses a lot of fight too, and yet it's explained by the fact that she never fights with her full power.

>>12275860
Mind explaining how she can manipulate something without seeing, touching or feeling it?

>>12275874
>feeling it?
feeling that someone else can alter your fate is very different from changing fate, it's just settling what she wants, not checking what it is and changing it if she doesn't like it, otherwise she'd win every battle or the moon operation would have been a success.
> and yet it's explained by the fact that she never fights with her full power.
that's baloney she makes up as excuse to console herself, it's in her theme description.

>>12275886
Or maybe she's wise enough to only make subtle change to fate so that Yukari or another extremely powerful youkai doesn't feel threatened.

Too bad the Symposium made her irrelevant, I woulda loved the idea of a Devil Brotherhood of Cain standing against the Buddhist, the Shintoist and the Taoists.

Point is, I highly doubt you can spank a girl who can manipulate fate.
Or maybe ZUN has a different interpretation of what fate is, but for me, it seems insanely powerful.

>>12274677
The part that turns me on the most is her frightened face. Such a powerful creature scared and vulnerable!

>>12275987
You like that?

>>12276024
>being picky
Spanking time.

That's all you get

You guys wouldn't be able to handle all the amount of vanilla lewds after this

As devious as the devil's grin
Our blood is cold and we've shed our skin

>>12276421
Oh, the damage a man can do
When ambition takes over his search for the truth
Sometimes life just gets the best of us
Some things in life will get the best of us

>>12276125
>It's my first time, please be gentle.
500 years without love would be too cruel...

>>12276571
Wow, Maullar's art has come a long way since he drew that.

Remilia is too erotic.

plz post more about spanking and remilia

Is there any doujin that Remilia taking the hobgoblin's dick?

>>12277496
http://exhentai.org/g/630976/1eb319f9d3/

Fucking hobgoblins mang. I'm glad Flan killed those little shits.

>>12277509
You're just jealous.

>>12277496
Also that pic is fucking hot. I'd like to fuck Remi's soles like this.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1979887

>>12277510
Yeah... maybe a little.

>>12277509
I wish I could lift Flandre's little skirt and spank her on Remilia's request.

>>12277522
I won't allow it, I'll protect little Flan's butt!
Get out spanking fetishist!

>>12277543
Your resistance only makes my desire to lift Flandre, put her on my knees, bare her ass and spank her with a hairbrush stronger!

>>12277522
Spanking would not do much, i suggest a enema using a suspension of garlic and silver in holy water.

>>12277550
Flan's bum is ONLY for anal sex. I'll wreck you!

>>12277560
Too hardcore for me. I take more pleasure in slapping her ass than injecting liquids in it.

>>12277560
And you as well!

>>12277561
Spanking the girl before anally assaulting her makes the whole thing far more enjoyable.
Well, for me anyway.


Also,
>anal sex with a little girl
I hope you don't mind having blood all over your dick when you take it out, you filthy lolicon. At least my fetish doesn't cause tears in the colon.

>>12277561
good luck, Flandre will rip you limb by limb and laughing while you cry the sweet tears of pain.
the sweet sweet tears of pain.

>>12277608
>implying Flandre won't be the one crying while I'm taking special care of her ass

>>12277609
you will shed them tears.
but sure, test your luck

>>12277620
I already have a perfect masterplan :
>go to SDM
>get hired
>poison Sakuya to get her out of the way
>start manipulating Remilia
>convince her that Flandre's "insanity" can be fixed with a special education
>said education is a 24/7 spanking

I defy you that prove that this plan can fail.
>Patchouli and Koakuma don't care
>Meiling is working in the garden, therefore she doesn't bother with what takes place in the mansion
>even if Marisa arrives and learn that Flandre is abused, there's nothing she can do

>>12277627
>poison Sakuya to get her out of the way

You'd have a better chance of stabbing her in the neck.

>>12277634
No, she's got good reflexes. Directly attacking her won't do, unless you're some self-insert half-youkai.

>>12277627
so if you are hired you will automatically be near the master of the mansion?
it's like you get hired and directly go to the boss and start talking about changes that can be done.
will not work.

>>12277637
And she won't eat/drink something made by some random hired human who might have bad intentions.
You'd have to work with her for years to gain her trust.

>>12277639
That's why I said you never to get Sakuya out of the way. As a human, you outrank the fairies, but you're still at the bottom of the food chain.
And it's not a plan you can fulfill in 2 days anyway. You need maybe 1 year to get Remilia's confidence, and that's optimistic.

>>12277646
Yeah, maybe more than that, in fact. Maybe 10-20 years.

>>12277647
do all that to just get eaten.
man that's allot of work

>>12277651
>do all that to just get eaten.
What are you talking about? The ultimate goal is Flandre's (or Remilia's) ass.

>>12277652
the ultimate goal will fail.
well whatever.
this was fun :) but got to go.

>>12277652
Yeah, you'll be shitted out of their ass after dinner.

>>12277657
>the ultimate goal will fail.
Prove it. My dream of spanking the Scarlet Sister will realize. My masterrplan is perrfect.
What can possibly go wrong?

>>12277560
But that might actually hurt her.

You know, I take pride in the fact that my fetish is perhaps the gentlest way to inflict pain on another person.

>>12277627
>Flandre's "insanity" can be fixed with a special education
>said education is a 24/7 spanking

That likely isn't incorrect.

>>12277669
>You know, I take pride in the fact that my fetish is perhaps the gentlest way to inflict pain on another person.
I can't for science to create a device allowing me to brofist random stranger over the Internet.

>>12277669
ya know, back in the days, they used eletroshock to heal mentally insane patients
that didnt work

mind explaining why spanking flandre would magically fix her?

>>12277681
He just wants to spank her. He doesn't give a shit about curing her.

>>12277681
Flandre isn't insane. Well, a little bit, but she's not lunatic.
She's intelligent enough to read books, make advanced deductions, and admit she's got some issues. In fact, she's probably smarter than the average joe.

However, unlike Remilia who had a decent upbringing, Flandre was most likely raised by her sister. And Remilia apparently did a really lame job.

You see, Flandre isn't insane, but she lacks in empathy. She has trouble understanding why people don't like playing wih her. Coupled to her power, it makes her extremely unpredictable, as she has no idea of how powerful she is, or how easily people die if she goes all out.

Therefore, by acting as a surrogate parental figure, by teaching her what's right and what's wrong, you can cure her.
Honestly, Flandre reminds me a kid who burns ants with a magnifying glass. By teaching her that life is sacred, and that you can have fun without endangering your "opponent", it's possible to cure her.

hey so i'm just gonna butt in cause i see this is a touhou thread and i don't wanna start a new one

you guys like memories of phantasm? because i finally sat down and watched all 3 eps and i gotta say if there was ever an official touhou anime i'd definitely want it to be done in this style

>>12277729
i didnt like it

>>12277709
i give up
you spankfag are putting too much thinking into it

>>12277729
Animation-wise? Yes.
Character desing-wise? Sure, though they should tone down the sexualization.
Story-wise? God, please no.

>>12277709
Yeah that's not gonna happen.
Just make them fall in love with you and spank them during sex.

>>12277733
>>12277738

i'm not disagreeing, i'm just curious why you didn't like it/didn't like the story?

and yes, they need to knock it off with the tits. that pulls me out of it

>>12277745
Except that spanking during sex doesn't turn me on as much as disciplinary spanking.
I don't really know how to explain it, but simply put, if the girl enjoy it, then I can't.

>>12277751
Forgot my picture.

>>12277751
Then your only option is to become strong and overpower SDM.
Or beat Remi/Flan in a danmaku match with your winning bet spanking them.

>>12277762
Except it will never work. Remilia and Flandre are even more powerful than Sakuya.
So, as I said in >>12277637, directly attacking her won't do, unless you're some self-insert half-youkai.

>>12277762
I actually like that idea.

If you don't prefer Sakuya over Remilia, you're a lolicon. It's a fact. Period.

>>12277747
It was just all around bad. It's pointless to enumerate the reasons when basically everything is the reason.

>>12277747
Simply put, it looked like fanservice.
And fanservice always gives me the impression I'm taken for a total moron thinking with his dick, so I hate that.

>>12277808
No regrets.

Remilia is a classy lady.
She'll probably die without being married.

Is writefaggotry allowed on /jp/? I feel like making a small quest story where you play an outsider trying to infiltrate the SDM.

>>12277854
Go ahead, friend.

>>12277881
Okay, gimme some time to decide of a plot, and I'll start.

If I don't get warned, of course.

Serve the mistress. Become her semen slave.

>>12277926
I'd rather that hat.

>>12277926
With pleasure.

Spanking intended, but if you really don't want it, I'll think of something else.
Let's try.


Someone is shaking you. You're sure of that. Someone is in that room, and is busy shaking you, despite the fact that it's still nighttime.
"Get lost, mate." You mumble as you're rolling over, this time facing the wall, while pulling your blanket over your head.
Except that there is no blanket. Still with your eyes closed, you start feeling around your bunk. Maybe it fell off or something? As you try to find your blanket again, you feel two hands grabbing your shoulders. This time, the shaking isn't gentle : you're raised and lowered violently, your arms beating against the ground as your unknown attacker is trying to wake you up.
"Get up." It' a woman. When did they started hiring woman? "Name. Now." She said again, obviously out of patience.

[] "Get the fuck out my cell, bitch."
[] Give her your name.
[] Puke.

>>12277926
I'd rather she be my semen dump than I be her semen slave.

Remilia has a cold?
Will you shove a spring onion up her ass?

>>12277669
>But that might actually hurt her.

"It hurt me more than it hurts you"

Problem solved

>>12278030
Yeah, I'm certain that shoving a tube up someone's ass hurts you.
At least, with spanking, you hurt your hand.

>>12278016
Nah, none of this folk medicine bullshit. I'm giving her a proper cure.

>>12278042
what the fuck

>>12277937
That hat is the most powerful hat in existence.

I want to give Flan-chan a good spanking.

>>12278037
One word: belt

>>12278111
Suspenders.
Oh, sorry, I though the game was "let's spout nonsense".

That being said, I want to raise Flandre's skirt and spank her on her panties. I want to feel her ass under my hand, I want to hear her crying.

>>12278111
What kind of cruel bastard spanks a little girl with an implement and forgoes the opportunity to touch her butt?

>>12278123
One that wants to spank quickly because he has a raid just after that.

>>12278111
If you want to belt a Scarlet, belt Remilia. She's older and tougher, she can take it.

>>12278123
A 4 year old butt is fine, a 495 year old one is not.

The older it is, the better the implement has to be, i'm currently working on a mechanical spanker moved with the same principle of a railgun.

For anything older (500+) i'll have to apply the Orion Project (google it) to it

>>12278141
>The older it is, the better the implement has to be
B-but Flandre is cute, your hand is enough!

>>12278141
Besides, using a machine ruins the appeals.

>>12278152
Appeal? We are talking about efficency here! Getting the same or better result with less time! You need YEARS to train a peak-efficency professional spanker, a machine can replicate a perfect spank 100% of the time at a faster rate! Worked with lathing, worked with milling, worked with making books and WILL work with spanking!

I want to abduct Flandre while she's going to school and spanks her with a slipper.

>>12278156
Using a machine may be efficient to cause pains, but it's not as satisfying as doing the job yourself.
Besides, instead of helping Flandre doing the association "bad action = spanking", she'll just understand that "machine = spanking", so she'll just destroy your toy as soon as she has an occasion.

>>12278162
Bad action=to the machine room=spanking

>>12278163
Still not as good as spanking her yourself.
And I highly doubt Flandre would agree to stand in the same place and get spanked by your machine anyway.

>>12275846
that shit was deep

>>12278186
>deep
But Anon, that's not how you write "fucking depressing".

>>12278167
If you want a manual operation then there is this little thing we call "waterboarding", not THAT is a bitch to automate!

Too little and it won't work, too much and the fucker drown, the timing change with every person and during the various phases of the process, as well as with every session, and don't get me started with the proper positioning of the towel, last time we tried it smashed the head of the mannequin we were using for testing, estimated cost of the finished product? TEN million apiece, you can get a hundred waterboarders for the entire year for that! And then there are the patch updates! You know how difficult it is to distribute the patches when the guy using it is somewhere in a cave in bumfuckingstan with no internet? Track him down, be sure you aren't followed, hope the dust or the heat doesn't fuck up the disk or the terminal, hope a US drone doesn't decide to shoot you, make sure you don't get killed by your own contractors and return safely home.

I make things like these for a living, son; and i tell you, it ain't easy in the least!

>>12278196
But Anon, your post is not making sense. Are you drunk?

>>12278167
ummm that vulva is too puffy...

>>12274787
>I'm perfectly fine with someone capable of holding her own against her doing the deed instead.
vampires can't be held down because of their shapeshifting abilities.

even if you somehow got strong enough or got someone strong enough to outmatch her power wise, nobody can hold down a cloud of mist, and definitely not spank one.

>>12278286
Time to call the nearest wizard then

>>12278290
and what will he do? the most a wizard could do is try to contain the mist, but that'll just give you condensed mist, or possibly ice if he decides to freeze it.

not a vampire.

>>12275210
>stopped playing 5ever
Did you kill yourself ? Why is there internet in heaven/Gensokyo for fuck's sake ?

>>12278286
>vampires can't be held down because of their shapeshifting abilities.

Can Remilia transform in sunlight? Dracula's powers didn't work in sunlight.

Spanking is for lightweights.

>>12278741
I'm totally fine with being a lightweight.

>>12278741
You're saying that as if it was a bad thing to pet Flandre's bottom while spanking her.

>>12277970
[higurashi.wav]

Is that thread about Remilia or about Flandre?

>>12278982
yes

God, I want to spank Flan.

Flandre is too cheeky. She needs a spanking.

>>12278741
Please remove this cruel depiction of the Remimi.

>>12278982
Chupacabra.

>>12278741
I'm not sure what's going on in there.

>>12279106
Holy water falling on Remilia's vulva.

I like the chupacabra and the goblins. They help bring out remilias benevolent nature.

>>12279216
Remilia would be more benevolent if she were properly spanked.

>>12277970
>[] Puke.

Why is there no fangame allowing me to spank Flandre?

>>12279116
Where could you find holy water in Gensokyo?

>>12279342
How the fuck would I know? I neither did, nor posted that picture.

>>12279216
Agreed...another thing I like about her:

"I HAVE A BIG PLAN TO TERRORIZE GENSOKYO!"

Secretly tries to solve the incident by drawing out Suika.

>>12278111
I just realized : Yorihime has a belt. And she easily defeats Remilia.

Conclusion?

>>12279356
Not exactly easily, she gets beat up by Remilia until the latter unwittingly reveals her weakness, which is not a belt. Spanking does not follow. (At least not from Yorihime, whatever happened in the privacy of ojou-sama's room after they came back to earth will forever remain between her and Sakuya.)

>>12279370
Just saying it's a weird coincidence that a belt-wearing warrior can defeat Ojou-sama.
Trauma?

>>12279370
>between her and Sakuya
>not between her and Patchouli

>>12279388
Patchouli's a frail, asthmatic girl, she leaves physical work to others.

>>12279396
Koakuma spanking Remilia?
I could enjoy that, the little demon spanking the Devil.

>>12279396
That's why Remilia prefers being spanked by her friend than by Sakuya or Meiling.

>you will never enter Flandre's room
>you will never slam the door behind you
>you will never see Flandre jumping as she hears it
>you will never scold Flandre
>you will never pull Flandre over your lap
>you will never bare Flandre's ass
>you will never spank Flandre until she can't take it anymore
>you will never start putting some oil on Flandre's red, warm ass
>you will never hear her sighing in relief as the cold lotion does wonder
>you will never softly lift Flandre and put her on her bed
>you will never shove your dick in Flandre's chastised and warm butt
>you will never cum in Flandre's freshly spanked ass
>you will never report to Remilia that her sister has been properly punished

>>12279451
Would be hot without the spanking shit.

>>12279457
I don't get it, but okay.

>you will never kick open Flandre's door
>you will never scold her
>you will never see Flandre desperately trying to defend herself
>you will never yell at her that she's being immature
>you will never see that light in her eyes going away as you're telling her she needs to be punished
>you will never see Flandre willing lowering her panties and bending over the table
>you will never raise her skirt and caress her naked bottom
>you will never insert one, two and finally three finger in her ass
>you will never let some oil drip on her ass, in her asshole
>you will never grab her buttcheeks
>you will never pull her cheeks while shoving the tip of your dick in her ass
>you will never hear Flandre gently crying as you're going deeper and deeper in her ass
>you will never slap her ass when she tries to shove you away
>you will never go deeper in her ass while reminding she needs to be punished
>you will never see Flandre clutching her hands together, as if she was praying some unholy, vampire god
>you will never slap Flandre's butt, just for her to clench her ass even more
>you will never cum in Flandre's delicate asshole
>you will never take your dick out of Flandre's ass while she's collapsed on the table, totally crying in humilation
>you will never tell her to stand in front of you
>you will never appreciate the sight of Flandre doing her best to look fine despite the semen dripping from her naked ass and the tears in her eyes
>you will never congratulate her for taking her punishment like a real lady
>you will never leave her room while hearing Flandre crying as she's holding her pained bottom
>you will never go to Remilia's room to punish her as well

>>12279451
hu da fuq u quoting

>>12279469
Perfect

>>12279473
Not really my fetish, to be honest.
I'd rather write it as a normal story instead of using greentext, though.

>>12279473
In fact, since you liked it so much, how you about you write a spanking story?

>>12279481
I'd rather not : I have no imagination, my english is shit and I don't even like spanking. I'm just an anal fanatic.

>>12279490
>I have no imagination
Me neither.
>my english is shit
I've been banned from fanfiction.net because my English was that bad. So bad even them didn't want it.
>and I don't even like spanking
Ha. Then I won't bother you, fetishes are like assholes: everybody got one, and you can only smell your own.

But damn, I'd really like to spank Flandre.

>>12279490
>I'm just an anal fanatic.
Me too, friend. Exposure to Flandre tends to do that to people.

>>12279516
Your love for Flandre anal sex is only equalled by my love for Flandre spanking.

I want to do unpleasant and painful stuff to Flandre's behind.

This thread is way too lewd.

>>12279773
>This thread is way too lewd.
You misswrote "interesting".

>>12279833
That's because Flandre is lewd. Once you see her, you want to give her a spanking. Or have anal sex with her. Depends.

I want to lick cum from Flandre's butt.

>>12279906
Damn that position, it's like she's begging for it.


I need a cold shower. A really cold one.

>This will never be you

>>12279963
Where's her right buttcheek?

Please don't sexualize Milady.
Don't become her semen slave either.

>>12279975
Can I become her parental figure then?

>>12279989

>>12279975
>Don't become her semen slave either.
Why not?

I love chupacabra threads.

This is what heaven looks like.

>>12280019
You mean Heaven is filled with vampires?

>>12280020
Might be cool.

>>12280024
Except it's impossible. Vampires are damned, when they die, they go to Hell.

That's why they need spanking.

>>12280030
Then I went to be sent to HELL when I die.

>>12280032
*want

>>12280032
Don't you prefer to give Flandre and Remilia spankings in order to convince them to be good, so that you can enjoy Heaven together?

>>12280032
Guess I should post this while it's still relevant.
I'm not a fan or Remi and Flan but god that image.

>>12280035
Nope. I don't want to hurt little girls, even if they are over 500 years old.

>>12280040
>these faces
My dick just went limp and rolled on itself like a snail.

>>12280042
It's for their own good. Remilia is a snotty, egotistical spoiled girl, and Flandre has no empathy at all.
Spanking can fix that.

>>12280040
Asanagi, so good.

>>12280044
But I like how smug and dominant Remilia is!
And Flandre only needs more attention and a lot of hugs.

>>12280047
You can't cure sociopathy with hugs, you need to spank her once in a while.
Remember that her sister tried to lock her on her room, it did nothing. She needs to learn with her body.

>>12280050
I don't know man, I just don't know.
I'm pretty sure I couldn't do it even if I wanted... she's way too cute.

>>12280056
You just don't like spanking enough. This is obviously not your fetish, otherwise you wouldn't hesitate.

Also:
>cute
>blood on Sakuya's apron

>>12280047
Hugs and spanking go hand in hand. You have to console her, right after she promises to be a good girl from now on.

>>12280056
I can do it. Not for punishment but as a sex game.

>>12280071
I'd do it for both reasons. In fact, I'd do it for ANY reason.

I want a write a story where Flandre get spanked on a daily basis.

Flandre is extremely erotic.

Lucky Koakuma

Reminder that Flandre is insane.

Reminder that Flandre is the touhou most deserving of a spanking.

>that thread
lel

I haz wrote a story. But not for >>12279457

please do not sexualise flandre

This is the official Flandre thread.

>>12281709
Ha! I will read it anyway and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

>>12281886
You won't like it. It's about spanking and sadism. There's no scene showing Flandre rolling for anal circumference.

>>12281890
Fucking Sakuya, man. I want to hug and confort Flan so much...

>>12281905
Sakuya is not a nice person...

>>12281890
it was shit

>>12281905
From a Danboory comment :
>[Flandre]'s very immature (childish even for the age she looks), has a terrible impulse control AND anger issues. Combine all these with her powers and it's a matter of time until she breaks someone important.

>>12282126
>taking danbooru comments as canon
Middle kek.

>>12282141
At least that interpretation makes sense, compared to the moeblob Flandre.

>>12282159
Hence why kek levels were only set to medium, sir.

>>12282159
Why didn't you read her character profile?

>>12282237
Because it's still vague, and insanity has many flavours.

At least that one (immatury, lack of empathy, anger issues) gives excuses to spank her.

>>12282291
The part about her "anger issues" is explicit. (If you want to say "docile" is vague, blame the translators, the original has 怒ったりしない.)

>>12274856
>Patchouli will never spank me for being a bad boy ;-;

>>12282397
>wants to be spanked
>doesn't want to spank Patchouli's secretly sexy butt

>>12282405
But I want to be her pet.

>>12282413
I guess you can.
In my personal headcanon, she sacrified her assistant as a vessel to summon Koakuma, causing the demon to look like a young girl.

Autosage reached.
All discussions about spanking is now over. Forever.