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Tell me about the time you did something cute, /jp/.

>> No.12273288,1 [INTERNAL] 

I expect something like "I did your mom but she wasn't cute at all lmao" will be posted soon.

>> No.12273313

I did your mom but she wasn't cute at all lmao

>> No.12273315

one time i shaved my entire body and put on a cute girl's swimsuit.

>> No.12273317
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one time i was cute but i don't remember anymore it was so long ago

>> No.12273331

>>12273315
Wow, that is cute.

>> No.12273336

when i was on 2nd or 3rd grade i started an argument about human reproduction. i was so darn sure babies are born from the butt!

>> No.12273344

>>12273336
When I was really little I used to think that babies are made by a boy and a girl sleeping in the same bed because people on TV kept talking about "sleeping together".

>> No.12273344,1 [INTERNAL] 

I can't pee standing up in public places... I stand there frozen over the urinal for two minutes and nothing comes out even if I try to force it.

>> No.12273360

>>12273344
If you sleep too long with someone else the babies will keep multiplying by the minutes. So you need to try not to oversleep.

>> No.12273360,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273344,1
dude, i have the same problem, except for the standing up part (i don't know why you specified this, it sounds like you can pee in public as long as you sit down).

I can't pee when someone is near me, so if I'm in a public bathroom I have to piss in a cubicle instead of a urinal. I can piss in the urinal if no one is around though. Funnily enough, I can piss in a cubicle even if it isn't really private, like if the door is busted and fucked and it doesn't close properly, I can still urinate.

>> No.12273360,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273344,1
have you ever been in a club and you gotta pee cause you drunk so much but theres so many other guys around you cant pee at all

>> No.12273387

These aren't cute, they're just fucking retarded. Holy christ you people are fucking idiots.

>> No.12273387,1 [INTERNAL] 

I did your mom but she wasn't cute at all. lmaooooooooooo

>> No.12273387,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273387
What the fuck is the difference, cunt?
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q29/Em_Leingod/Anime/1240275824279.gif

>> No.12273387,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273360,2
That happened to me once. It's how I forst got alcohol poisoning.

>> No.12273391

One time I was in school trying to open a sealed glue container and couldn't figure out how to pop it loose so I just squeezed it really hard and the seal popped off and stuck to my forehead directly between my eyebrows. Nobody saw it though.

>> No.12273399

>>12273336
>>12273344

When I was a kid I thought babies were made when the guy peed inside the girl.

Close enough, right?

>> No.12273399,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273387,3
what was the next time

>> No.12273399,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273399,1
I drank too much at my little sisters birthday

>> No.12273413

>>12273399
I think a lot of children believe this at first

>> No.12273415

I still sleep with my plushies.... I've had a very cute lamb plushie for a few years and it really helps me sleep. I'm moving house soon so I've packed it away and it just feels so weird sleeping without it ;_;

>> No.12273440
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>>12273415
I hope for your sake you are a cute girl with a real vagina and not a gross manchild.

>> No.12273440,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273399,2
oh wow, you're such a fucking cool older brother, I imagine your sister was very impressed. Did you at least feel bad when you passed out on your sister's friend's lap?

>> No.12273440,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273440,1
No i passed out back at my house
Jeez project more

>> No.12273440,3 [INTERNAL] 

i was going to add a surprise box where i revealed that i was projecting, but i thought it looked tacky, aye sorry dude.

>> No.12273462

>>12273440
Well if anything, I have a big jew nose and too scared and poor to get surgery so I'll never be cute ;_;

>> No.12273468
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>>12273462
I really really hate it when ugly people try to act cute. You better cut that shit out.

>> No.12273471

>>12273440
Soon we will give up our fleshy shells, and then we will all be cute little girls.

>> No.12273472

>>12273440
>>12273468
You two fuck off. THe ugliest people are the neediest when it comes to cuteness. Let them have their thing and go on about your stupid piece of shit lives.

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>>12273472

>> No.12273485

>>12273468
Do you do something which you find comforting? Drinking? Smoking? Using the internet? You should cut that shit out and stop trying to act cute, you disgusting dweeb.

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Im an idol but im actually very depressed a lot.

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>>12273485
Do you have any idea how much sense you're NOT making right now?

>> No.12273492

>>12273490
You should learn how to read then.

>> No.12273496

>>12273492
Nobody thinks you're cute, dude.

>> No.12273500

>>12273489
i want to jump in front of a train. i dont want to stop traffic though

>> No.12273504

>>12273496
Oh, you think I'm >>12273415? I can see how you could interpret it as that but I'm not.

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>>12273504
You need to put a muzzle on your rabid white knight then, queerbo.

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>>12273480

>> No.12273515

I came all over myself

>> No.12273526

>>12273515
Over your smooth boy belly? Cute!

>> No.12273529

>>12273480
I really like Ayano.
Despite her best efforts, she's always hilariously sincere with her expressions. One of the very few tsundere I not only don't despise, but actually like.
That being said, is it now time for /jp/ being /a/ again (and thus, actually fun)?

>> No.12273530

>>12273526
I'm F...

>> No.12273531

I just reported this thread, but now I'm posting in it!

>> No.12273535

>>12273530
As in, grade F? Did you fail? At life? Don't worry, me too!

>> No.12273538

>>12273526
I was twitching too

>> No.12273542

>>12273531
Please read the global rules before posting.

>> No.12273543

>>12273530
Over your hairy fujoshi belly? Kinda cute!

>> No.12273544

one time a girl called me cute

>> No.12273554
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/jp/ cannot be cute because /jp/ is not attractive.

Even on other 4chan boards someone attractive attention whores every now and again but every time a /jp/sie posts a picture of themselves it's some ugly awkward nerd who thinks that they look just like their favorite 2d girl because they shaved their legs.

>> No.12273557

>>12273554
stop
the
bully...

>> No.12273568

>>12273554
>/jp/ cannot be cute because /jp/ is not attractive.

Stop projecting.

>> No.12273569

>>12273554
>some ugly awkward nerd who thinks that they look just like their favorite 2d girl because they shaved their legs.
Picture related?

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>>12273511

>> No.12273578

>>12273568
I have never seen an attractive person post their face on /jp/. Feel free to prove me wrong.

>> No.12273582

>>12273554
That's a complete lie. Take that back right now faggot.

>> No.12273583

>>12273578
Only idiots would post pictures of themselves on 4chan, I don't care how attractive they are.

>> No.12273585
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>>12273554
All the good ones get locked up

>> No.12273587

>>12273554
I find it strange he chose to take that picture in a public restroom.

>> No.12273589

>>12273578
I've hardly seen anyone post their face on /jp/ to begin with.

>> No.12273590

>>12273515
Sage shows in email field again or are you a wizard?

>> No.12273590,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273387,2
I bet she fucks like a tiger

>> No.12273596

>>12273590
It's a flashback to the past. Everyone was cute when they were young, so to maintain that level 4chan warped back to the date when the event occurred.

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>>12273590
Are you being serious?? Get lost crossposter.

>> No.12273604
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>>12273598
Too bad nerd
Now tell me your secrets, or I'm gonna bully the hell outta you

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>>12273604
I'd like to see you try!

>> No.12273611

>>12273604
lol

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>>12273587
Maybe he lives in a dorm or something.

Another 4chan trip.

>> No.12273615 [DELETED] 

>>12273613
are there 4 of them?

>> No.12273616

>>12273613
A real life vampire!?

>> No.12273617

>>12273613
so symitrical i think i just had an autgasim

>> No.12273619

this thread is certified epic
make sure to post on it and leave your stamp of EPICNESS

>> No.12273620

I saw you fuck up your sage you enormous faggot.

>> No.12273621

Why is this shit thread still around? Get the hell of the jay queers.

>> No.12273625
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>>12273609
"Hey, have you heard about Anon? They say he smells so bad that the neighbors have informed the city service, thinking there's a sewage leak!"

>> No.12273626
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>>12273609
"Yeah, they say he's also leeching off his parents money! What a parasite, right? A real burden to society!"

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>>12273615
Please don't try it, you're gonna give me a bad name. Sage is an ancient /jp/ art form. Only the Sages of /jp/, Elders of the Internet, are capable of performing it.

>>12273619

>> No.12273628
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>>12273616
He's a nazi otaku.

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>>12273609
"I really wonder how he can live with himself. Isn't he aware of what he's doing? Wouldn't everyone be better of if he weren't there? Ehehehehe."

>> No.12273631

>>12273628
What is he going to do with those dinosaur eggs?

>> No.12273632

I want a cute /jp/sie to call my own.

>> No.12273634

>>12273631
Raise and breed Nazi Dinosaurs

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>>12273609
"He, I just thought of something. I bet he's still a virgin, too! He's probably never experienced how it is to make a women his bitch.
Well, it's not like he'll last for more than a minute anyway. Ehehehehe."

>> No.12273645 [DELETED] 

>>12273627
:(:(:(:(

>> No.12273648

I'm automatically cute cuz I'm a girl.

>> No.12273649
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>>12273645
Stop it you piece of shit...

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>>12273578
Me on the left tensing up because a creature with a vagina is touching me.

Am I kawaii? Uguu~

>> No.12273655

>>12273649
last one

>> No.12273656

>>12273652
As always, blame moot for that pic being sideways.

>> No.12273657

>>12273313
maiku pls go

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>>12273655
Uh... congrats, dude?

>> No.12273661

I'm very nice to everyone on /jp/ I talk to, even if they aren't very nice to me. Sometimes I send /jp/ cards with gifts, I hope this has pleased them. Every morning I wake up, I am filled with joy wondering who I'll talk to today. I love you /jp/~

>> No.12273664

>>12273659
Thank you for teaching me your ways oh great one.

>> No.12273665

>>12273652
You look like a nerd. Are you a nerd?

>> No.12273668

>>12273652
You look pretty good!

>> No.12273669

>>12273655
I hope you know you're bumping a thread every time you use that.

>> No.12273671

>>12273669
No shit, that's why I'm green

>> No.12273675

>>12273669
I think it's pretty obvious it doesn't work like that.

>> No.12273683
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>>12273659
btw, is that you're waifu sage-sempai?

>> No.12273688
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12273688

Uh, please don't shitpost with the almighty sage. You're gonna give me a bad rep guys!

>> No.12273689

>>12273688
You're doing a fine job with that on your own.

>> No.12273690
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Is being a 25 year old virgin considered cute?

>> No.12273693

>>12273628
woah

>> No.12273694 [DELETED] 
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>>12273689
T-that's not true!

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>>12273688
But anon-kunsansama~ you've been asking for it all along, don't your remember?
What is it, am I getting uncomfortably close to you~

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>>12273689
T-that's not true!

>> No.12273703

>>12273661
That is very cute.

>> No.12273704

>>12273613
Looks like moot reanimated as a nazi vampire.

>> No.12273706

i cant work this out tonight... sux being daft lmao

>> No.12273711

>>12273704
I know to your people all white people look the same, but come on man, that doesn't even slightly come close to moot.

>> No.12273712

>>12273694
>>12273701
There has not been a single instance of someone using visible sage after it was made invisible that was not a shitpost.

>> No.12273713

>>12273690
Maybe.

>> No.12273721

>>12273661
That is very cute. You're a very cute person.

>> No.12273724
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>>12273712
You're lying...

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>>12273724
And you are already dead!

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>>12273578

>> No.12273741

>>12273737
He's from /cgl/

>> No.12273746

>>12273741
he posted his face on /jp/

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>>12273737
Asians always look good with a pound of makeup on their face.

>> No.12273763

>>12273755
literally done in ms paint

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>>12273554
You were saying?

>> No.12273842

>>12273764
who the fuck is that?
how is he related to milk?

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Jaypee, I'm really hairy. Is there a chance that I could ever be be cute?

>> No.12273904
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>>12273902
just get epilated, nerd

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>>12273904
but that would hurt!
and i don't think I could be cute with broad shoulders, a masculine jaw, and no hair!

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>>12273908
you can't be cute unless you believe you are cute. your body can become cute with enough effort. chances are the only real obstacle is your mindset.

>> No.12273912,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.12273912,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273912
>>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun

Fug yeah this anime is awesome.

>> No.12273912,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12273912,1
Because at some point in time /jp/ lost its purpose of catching assorted tangentially weeaboo-related fun threads and /a/ reclaimed them.

>> No.12273912,4 [INTERNAL] 

Fucking hell, all I wanted was for /jp/ to post retarded/autistic/cute shit they did as kids.

>> No.12273912,5 [INTERNAL] 

this is cute and funny board

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