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Why is Marisa eating dog food so dang cute?

dogs eat dog food, OP

She's trying to get swoll

Quality dog food gets you a lot of protein for the calorie content

>>12263433

marisa is always cute

>>12263453

she's already swole

Because she's american pig dog.

did you also assume as a kid that eating dog food turns you into a dog?

>>12263694
Some of my friends in my elementary school believed if you put one of your arm inside your shirt and pretend you don't have an arm then you'll really lost your arm, and I always got scolded everytime I did that for jokes.

Now when I think about it that was really stupid logic and prevented me to impress people, because, as a child, I almost believed that.

>>12263774

and now you're here on /jp/ with us

those kids have a lot to answer for

But that dog-food belongs to Sakuya! She worked very hard to earn it!

>>12263837
You could say that she worked like a dog!

>>12263694
My sister and I used to believe that when we eat fruit seeds a tree will grow out of our body

Bitch stole Sakuwan's din-din

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Marisa is poor!

>>12263694
Sometimes, if I was still hungry after a meal, I'd sneak into the cellar where we stored all edibles and eat dog biscuits because my step-mother would get angry at me if I ate something in between.
I shared one with our dog, if she came by.

>>12263858

An episode of Rugrats was based around that idea.

Somebody post the one where she eats dirt and spits it back up.

at least she's not eating dirt

>>12263428
Lost a bet.

>>12265018
You'll never get fit with that level of self control.

>>12268698
>>12268718

Have you never tried dog food? It's pretty tasty, though cat food is better.

>>12268847

you know what to do weabs

>>12268902
Capcha: delivery owetua

>>12268902
Title: Low Blood Sugar

Marisa: To... to eat soil...

Marisa: To think that Reimu is so hard up...

Marisa: You Fool! I'll accompany you!

Reimu: Wh... What are you doing...!

Reimu: You're making the soil inedible!

It's on Danbooru FFS:

Here's the extension to add after the address: /posts/746578

>>12263456

Is there sauce on this..?

>>12269094
How can you faggots not recognize Wi-z

>>12269103
Sure I can..
I wanted linky.. I'm lazy..

>>12263428
You know I've never even bothered reading that.

>>12269036
How are danbooru's translations so good?

>>12269117
Moonspeaker, mostly.

>>12263428
I have no idea what the hell I just read
>>12269113
But it was damned cute

Once I ate a cat food and that was really smelly.

I had a professor in college who said that dog food was actually much more healthy than your average human meal. I mean just look at the bullshit we're constantly consuming with all the fried shit and stuff. This professor used to work for a big industry who fabricated dog rations and he'd often taste samples right from the conveyor belts to see if they were according to expectations.
He said that these rations were excellent and that some actually tasted pretty good. He also said the dogs ate very healthily since they have balanced and controled meals, with known composition and every mineral and etc they needed in it. Also, the sterilization processes and the overall cleanliness of everything was top notch and much better than your average human food processing units/supermarkets. Thus why he was so confident to eat from it. Oh he said he never got sick eating it either.
So overall I'd say that eating (good quality) dog food is pretty safe. Personally though, I wouldn't want to eat it at all though, because of the taste and because it contains meat.
Sorry for possibly bad English.

>>12269181
fag

>>12263694
I remember how our grandmother was telling me and my sister stories about chicken during dinner. Like if you eat legs you gonna run fast and if it's wings you could fly etc. It was kinda fun and I even somehow believed in that I guess. Btw I was eating legs so now I'm here.

>>12269181
I like eating dog food whenever I feed my dog, but its dry food, not wet.
Its pretty expensive too so I think I should get to eat some of it as well. I get him either blue wilderness or taste of the wild, since whenever I buy him cheap food he throws up or gets a rash.

>>12269201
So if your sister ate a lot of breasts...
?????