/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12262487
Tewi, when I make it over there I'm going to slap your shit.

Rabbit Rabbit

What's the best way to enter, and do different methods bring you to different areas?

For instance, if I drink myself to death will I wake up in the ancient city, drinking with Yuugi and Suika?

Anyone have the flowchart portal maker used to post?

>>12262516
I vaguely remember it but don't seem to have it.

>>12262507
>drink myself to death

Idiot, the point is to get to gensokyo not kill yourself. Alcohol related portal methods generally involve absinthe, the real stuff that contains wormwood not the supermarket crap.

>>12262487

Thanks to the internet there are probably more people who believe in gensokyo portals than there are active worshipers at the Moriya Shrine. That's got to count for something vs the barrier.

>>12262566
I think you misunderstood me friend, by "drinking myself to death" I of course meant enjoying a wide array of liquor until my liver weakens. At this point I would send my prayers to a shrine I've made before hand (which I also pray to every night).

As I slowly pass, I would awaken in the early morning at the Hakurei shrine, fully vitalized and a liver as strong as ever. From then on, I would find some kind of easy job and enjoy the alcohol selection of Gensokyo. I hear the SDM brand is made by Milady herself.

Yeah, I'm going tonite.

See you, fags.

>>12262588
Dude, are you sure you haven't forgotten anything? There's no going back, best to make sure you've done everything that's needed.

>>12262591
Nah, got my knife and my glasses, it's okay.

I'm going to see Reisen tonight!

How many /jp/sies do you think have gone after all these years, and how many actually made it to Gensokyo?
I fear that some of them are now living a life worse than they already were.

When I am ready to go, I hope to marry a yama. They are so kind and loyal, if anything I hope to at least be good enough for her.

>>12262594
Good luck, Shiki.

>>12262597
That's too lewd! Stop lewding the yama!

>>12262599
That's no yama, no yama at all.

Just the buddhist's dog servant.

>>12262597
Dude, I totally forgot that shortening yamabiko will mean something completely different. maybe I am no good after all, no....

>>12262603
I am sorry, please punish me.

>>12262598
Can't wait to conquer Gensokyoo with my glan-I mean my charisma.

But first I'm going to kill the other Shiki in Gensokyoo first, or at least rape her, there can only be one Shiki!

>>12262609
You are pretty gusty.

But considering it's not the yama, it's okay.

>>12262516
I miss portal threads.

>>12262516
You think he's made it there yet?

>>12262487
but it is. magic is a fairy tale, as long as you have magic-denying rational mind and tools, you can destroy the barrier and slaughter even yukari.

when your body is imbued with endless nine tier ability, even yukari's gaps or moon bitches' gods are destroyed the instant they get in contact with you.

Where were you when you realized that Gensokyo is basically /jp/'s afterlife, and that everyone who ever browsed /jp/ at least once is going there when they die?

why do hobbies that favor reclusiveness correlate with having suicidal people? this eerie atmosphere of unhappiness is annoying

>>12262614
D-did you win?

Step 1: Go into Gensokyo
Step 2: Remove youkai
Step 3: Return home and celebrate