/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can be your friend, anon-chan!
(ゝ◡∂｀)☆

>>12259003
irc, communities when people are playing games on the jay, or a contact info thread once in a blue moon.

>>12259024
is there an ongoing irc?
I don't know what it is.. but I realised I'm really quickly becoming more jaypee without having any friends to talk about things with.

/jaypees/ don't have any friends. If you have friends then you're just not a /jp/sie.

If you're good at MMOs, you attract people there.
Yesterday I impressed a whole raid of weaklings with by strafing prowess. I earned many compliments.

>>12259057
None of them are really your friends until you reveal your true disgusting self to them

I want a girlfriend from the jay. Any cute girls wanna be my gf? ; _ ;

>>12259074
I want any girlfriend. I'm a 25yo virgin so nobody wants me...

>>12259074
ye
only if you like loli voices

>>12259078
I don't know about you /jp/, but normals I'm friends with are not really that hostile toward this?

One of my friends said that she thinks "the later you lose your virginity the better" because in her opinion you can't really appreciate when you're young and stupid.

I doubt she was saying that because she had a 20yo virgin in front of her, so I think at least.
I'm talking a lot about a lot of things with her (she's 40yo btw.) and she'd say she doesn't see anything weird unless you're like 30+.

Well but if you're from anglosphere I guess it could be different.

>>12259085
No, that's one of those 'lies that women tell themselves and others'.
If you're a virgin, it means that women think that there's something wrong with you. If you're a virgin, never tell anyone ever.

>>12259087
That' bullshit, I don't believe you.

I'm sure she wouldn't lie to me, we know each other for years... right /jp/? I'm not a naive boy right?

>>12259091
It's called preselection. If other women don't want you that means that she doesn't want you because other woman didn't want you.

>>12259080
tfw you're a fat neckbeard IRL and pic realted will never happen to either of us ; _ ;

>>12259087
I thought that girls don't really care about others' virginity.

>>12259104
Women want experienced men. Not man children.

>>12259104
They're the ones that care the most.
Women are social creatures, they'll go with what their friends think, and what others think.
If you're a virgin- to a woman that means:
>No other woman has deemed this person to be worthy of letting near her vagina
ergo: He is not worth letting near vagina.

Most people don't actually care, though.
At least I don't.

Women who only go for 'experienced men' are retarded and can go fuck themselves.

>>12259108
Never heard more bullshit in my entire life.
Women are not some singular object that thinks and acts the same.

Just like you have men who wouldn't even touch a girl romantically/sexually if she isn't a virgin (like us), you have also men who wouldn't want virgin/be scared of them even. Same with women, *they're humans too*, except they're different in a couple of ways.

Dude, life isn't 4chan and mostly whatever you read around here is 98% bullshit, outside of maybe a couple of better boards (like /diy/) speaking on their topic, specialization - hobbies.

And women who you say only want experiences men are just huge whores. Period.

>>12259112
are you a girl?

Girls on /jp/?

I thought this is a boys-only treehouse!

>>12259117
hai

>>12259080
That's perfect. H-How do I consumate you as my girlfriend from the jay?

>>12259122
Boys make the best girls!

>>12259122
I thought most of /jp/ were girls

>>12259122
I know about three girls visiting /jp/. They aren't cute at all though and are only good for playing shitty MMOs together.

>>12259123
no way...

>>12259125
boys can't be girls

I don't know what it is about jaypee, but I love it @-@
I think its cute when guys talk about onaholes and dakis here.

>>12259123
will u be my gf?

if yes pls post email

>>12259134
Yes we can!

>>12259131
This is me though

>>12259123
Aw, nice. I'm girl too.

>>12259138
n-no

>>12259139
Slavic girls are nice.

>>12259143
Yes

>>12259003

I can be your friend! we could Email or we could add each other on Skype...Of course we don't have to do anything other than text chat if you don't want to!

>>12259150
but boys don't have vaginas

>>12259116

You'd be surprised at the women's hivemind

Venture forth to the whale infested pits of /cgl/ and ask about how they feel about 20+ virgin men

The give it a Google, you will find a consensuses they despise it. So never, ever tell a woman your a virgin if you don't want to be labeled creep on her mental ladder

I'm going to sleep, I-if anyone wants to skype to a girl with a loli voice,
@midnightmelodyy

goodnight thread i'll see you tomorrow ;w;

>>12259160
Eager to use your voice changer?

I don't want to be friends with /jp/sies who make these kind of threads and talk about these things unironically.
All you wannabenormals please leave to /r9k/

>>12259156
They have boypussies

>>12259160
You should use free as in freedom alternatives to Skype, like Tox

>>12259163
im asian and young so its really not hard at all ;--;

>>12259091
>thinking women know anything
>including what they actually think

She probably didn't "lie" to you because she believes that bullshit herself. She actually thinks you're pathetic.

>>12259149
The cutest

>>12259168
Women lie all the time. Most of the time it's for noble reasons like they don't want to hurt your feelings. They'll tell you shit like being a virgin is okay, but mentally put you on a shit list. And whenever they see you they'll put on the nice face to not upset you, and they'll even talk with you like you're a real person to them, but it's all a façade. They're trying to be nice though.

>>12259139
You're a qt pie I'd hug you tight then fuck you from behind.
Are you per chance in Brazil?

how did you all become experts on women

I do Touhou cosplay porn for people who don't know what Touhou is.

Someday I want a /jp/ pal to be lewd with.

Any tru/jp/sies still here I can be friends with?

>>12259188
No. They all left.

>>12259183
where do you live? (general area)

>>12259182
The shared remorseful experiences of thousands upon thousands of boys left to fend for themselves.

It's like folktale passed down to warn of dangerous beasts lurking the woods.

>>12259188

Depends, define tru/jp/sie

>>12259188
Say the codeword

>>12259194
I think people who don't act like they are on /r9k/ is good enough for me by now

>>12259193
maybe I should just become gay

>>12259199


Well, i have never been on /r9k/ so i wouldn't really know well, care to explain more how people act on there?

>>12259201
It's not gay if they're wearing girl clothes

>>12259208
Gay.

>>12259192
USA

>>12259207
People who try to finfd girlfriends on the internet and are generally pathetic.

I would like a friend who I can take it easy with and have a casual friendship, preferably someone who has mental issues.

It's not like I am desperate for friends though, I have plenty of onlinefriends and most of them are from /jp/

>>12259210
Nah

>>12259216
Gay.

>>12259215

Oh, i'm not looking for anything like that myself, yeah, casual friendship is best, not sure if i have mental issues though.

I'm also on the same boat regarding online friends from /jp/ , so not really desperate, but it's always nice to have a /jp/sie to talk to!

>>12259220
W-w-what?

>>12259224
You heard me. Gay.

>>12259208
>>12259216
>>12259224
maybe this gay thing isn't for me

that's gross

>>12259225
I don't understand

>>12259229
Gay and stupid it seems.

>>12259230
No bully

>>12259234
Still gay.

>>12259018
...hi

>>12259238
Really?

>>12259241
I want you to call your parents or a friend (if you have one) and try to explain them that fucking boys is not gay.

>>12259244
I think denying that traps are gay is some epic /v/ meme or something.

That being said, I love traps

>>12259244
They aren't boys, they are girls.

>>12259247
I'm just drawing it out as an excuse to post images
Of course it's gay

Fantastically gay.

>>12259248
Tell them that wearing a skirt or a dress turns them into a girl and makes it not gay. Do it.

>>12259254
Look how gay this is

>>12259257
Have you called them?

If you don't know the guy IRL personally then online friendship is a just a temporary fling. One day you're talking just fine and the next they stop coming online to avoid you. There are the exceptions though, such as being a helpful individual to a community so everyone respects you.
>>12259057
You are confusing admiration with friendship. In fact admiration is better than friendship because it means you don't have to form a relationship with anybody.

>>12259261

Stop being so angry and learn to love boypussy

>>12259269
You won't call them, right?

>>12259269

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Pardon my misuse of quoting, very un/jp/ of me.

>>12259271
That's what makes it ungay

>>12259274

Uhh it's still gay. I think. As long as I don't see a penis that is.

>>12259269
Don't mind all the haters. I love traps and boypussy too... And I was a hater long ago.
Eventually they all come to acknowledge their inner beasts and begin to love traps too. I have seen this happen even with a close IRL friend too.
Simply put: they all do. If a boy is cute and looks like a girl it's wired in our brains to feel aroused by it (with the exception of true homosexuals, quite ironically).

>>12259281
Blister beetles gather in clumps secrete female bee pheromones. The male bees are wired to see the beetle clump as a female bee. When the male tries to mate the beetles climb all over him. Then other males think the beetle-covered male is actually a female bee because of the pheromones. The beetles spread all over the males. Later the bees go back to their hive. The beetles jump off and devour the bees' children.

>>12259293
Whaaaaat?
I read that over 3 times and it still doesn't make sense. And I was once a biology majoring student wtf.

>>12259295

>>12259271
Wouldn't be much of a trap if it looked like a boy

>>12259158
If you're a good-looking 20+ virgin then you have the privilege of saying whatever you want without repercussion.

I want a /jp/ friend too.

>>12259221
Can't add you in skype for some reason

>>12259348

I'm still here...If you want to...

>>12259358

Well, i didn't post my Skype name.

>>12259373
You want me to just email you then?
That's kinda lame but okay

>>12259373
I don't know what to talk and how to start.

It'll definitely be awkward.

>>12259375
>>12259382

Err, you can look me up on Skype as
黒森　竜太郎

>>12259167
do you uh like spaghetti

>>12259348
I've not met anyone from /jp/ I wanted to be friends with.

Of the 6 people I've spoken to;
3 were underage
1 only wanted to talk about anime and I barely watch any
Another was cool but went forever offline after 2 days ;_;
The last person and I just share sadpanda links every now and then.

>>12259403
Well what do you do if you don't watch anime?

>>12259388
spaghetti ist the worst pasta
fusilli/penne masterrace

>>12259003
>>>/soc/

also girls with penises are always inferior substitutions to real girls with functioning vaginas. be warned that trannies and other fags often have severe mental problems

What expectations do you people have in onlinefriends?

>>12259139
you are so cute :3

>>12259414
>penne
As an Italian I can tell you that you're objectively wrong. spaghettini is the best pasta.

>>12259403
One has just asked me to do indecent acts when we met.

I;m so scared now.

>>12259417
How is that bad and any worse than real girls?

>>12259403
I'd like to talk to someone just because. About anything, everyday, and things. Linking porn out of nowhere is just rude.

Never tried talking with anyone on /jp/ outside the forum... You can add 'toxooooo' on Skype if you want to chat, though.

>>12259434
also forgot skype : cmd-artificial

>>12259386
I'm still not sure about the skype thingy.

Guess I just want some friends.

>>12259413
I play video-games, paint miniatures, listen to music and a couple of other hobbies. I watch some anime but can't discuss it well, especially if it's about the latest seasons shows as I don't keep up with any of it.

/jp/ has plenty of threads that have nothing to do with anime so it's not been a problem on here over the years.

tfw all your friends are married and have kids and you're a lonely faggot loser

>>12259460
You must be the guy who added me on skype last week? Sorry for not saying anything on purpose.

>>12259459

It's okay, feel free to mail me anytime or add me when you feel like it!

>>12259467
tfw your friend is a girl

/shudders

>>12259473
Different person I am afraid.

I've not added anyone in a few months for reasons listed further up the thread.

You can go ahead mail me if you want... I don't like Skype and I'm too shy to make the first contact.
I'm just a boy though

>>12259482

Oh, that guy mentioned something about video games. I just don't have time for games since I'm learning to draw so games can be very addicting. That and I have an ancient computer.

I'll have a go at it as well
skype - therewillbecake

I Hope You Like Friend

>>12259432
vaginas and breasts are superior to disgusting dicks and malformed facial bone structures

>>12259498
But betaboys have better personalities, and that's all what matters.
It's true that you often have to put much effort into them since they are insecure and mentally a bit damaged, but it's worth it over dating a real girl

>>12259498
What are you going to do if I have them, Onii-chan?

>>12259515
Shake your hand and thank you for taking a defective product off the market.

I wouldn't want to associate with people from /jp/ just for the sake of it, but if I met someone who happened to visit /jp/, I would be alright with that.

>>12259459
Dont be so shy. I chatted with a few nice people from this thread already !

>>12259427
don't judge a person by their pasta!

I wish I could add people on Skype, but I'm so horrible at starting and continuing the conversation..

I don't know how to have friends any more.

>>12259003
Kaguya I know you're in here.

>>12259567
Just like me, let's not talk together!

>>12259414
eminem would disagree with you. why else does he have a song about it? momspaghetti.ytmnd.com

I actually got an apprenticeship, but the people at work are twice my age or close to it so I still don't have any friends.

>>12259580
e-minum?

>>12259583
I'm looking for an apprenticeship but nobody wants me... You are lucky. I feel like i'm never gonna move out of my parents house.. I'm 24 already. I want to leave but nobody wants to hire me or anything.

>>12259580
likewise, if you want to talk about mom's spaghetti or other things, skype: Tycholarfero

>>12259591
The cut off age for apprenticeships is 24 here (UK), so if you might have to look for an actual job that offers training

I'm afraid to contact anyone because some of you will recognize my face and you might bully me

>>12259575
Thats awful, anon. You can always try !

>>12259597
>job that offers training

Do those even exist anymore? Especially at an entry level. Many have become apprenticeships because they can get funding for it.

Add to it that anyone who makes the mistake to get a useless or low grade degree won't be eligible for said funding.

I feel useless.

ni.ji.kko
I apologize for any future lewdness but it would be super great to have a /jp/sie friend.

I wouldn't mind a friend, but someone begging for friends in a /jp/ thread isn't the sort of friend I would want.

>>12259600

I probably won't recognize it and even if i did i do not bully, /jp/ is a bully free zone!

>>12259608

This unfortunately.

I've even met some really nice people from /jp/ elsewhere, but threads like this attract really weird people.

>>12259615
People that inhabit these threads are 15 year old weeaboo brazilians.

Search for lain@navi (I wish I could've thought of a better name for my Skype and Username, but yeah)

Sorry if I seem boring, I'm awful at conversation. ;_;

>>12259619
Brazil has the largest Japanese population in the world

>>12259615
I really only posted to see what would happen. nice people tho.

my skype name is rabbitsgoribbityo
but it's not like I actually w-want to be your friend, ok?!

>>12259080
fuck off

>>12259615
I just hate when they try to force lewd on you.

It's happened with like five people I've tried to befriend from here.

>>12259655
Cool stutter, nerd.
A-are you damaged in the head?

>>12259600
Milk-sama!?

>>12259662
Happened to me a couple times too.
>Hey let's meet, I will let you suck my fat hairy cock!

>>12259003
I don't know. Tell me your skype and I'll add you.

>>12259680

I wish someone would give me a blowjob. I gave up fapping days ago.

/jp/ as an interest on omegle

del

>>12259721
Get in here, sweeties.

>>12259718
Where do you live?