/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>Mini-Yukkuri : Hey! That's mine!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : GIVE IT BACK EASY!
>>Yukkurisa : No, it's mine.
>>Mini-Yukkuri : Id hurds!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : You're hurting her! Stop, please!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : Save me...
>>Yukkurisa : This is what happens to bad kids!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : STOP
>>Mini-Yukkuri : MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYY!!!

>>Mini-Yukkuri : STAY AWAY!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : HELP ME!
>>Mini-Yukkuri : DON'T BE CRUEL!
>>Yukkurisa : Hey, YOU told me to stay away.
>>Yukkurisa : So, DROWN EASY!

>>Yukkurisa : I'm really hungry now...
>>Yukkurisa : Mind if I chew on you a little?
>>Yukkurisa : THIS SHIT'S GOOD! SO SWEET...
>>Yukkumom : Marisa?
>>Yukkumom : I got your food...
>>Yukkumom : Now let me take it easy!

>>Yukkurisa : Well hello there Reimu! We were taking it easy!
>>Yukkumom : Where are my kids?
>>Yukkurisa : I don't know!
>>Yukkumom : Take it easy!
>>Yukkumom : How cruel... so cruel...

>>Yukkumom : You did this!
>>Yukkurisa : I don't know what you're talking about!
>>Yukkumom : Liar! You have bean paste on your face!
>>Yukkurisa : Shut up. I did it because I was so hungry and you were taking so long.
>>Yukkurisa : And since one of your kids drowned and I crushed the other, there was only one left for me to eat!
>>Yukkumom : GIVE ME MY KIDS BACK!

And that's all Tunusa has done so far. I guess this is a high priority edit, so we need someone who can:

1. Edit out text
2. Use typical font (Wild Words, whatever)
3. Put in text
4. Can deal with the tens of Yus Tunusa likes to pop in everywhere

If you can do that, you should be able to edit this (it's not that hard, honestly). Just mention if you want to pick it up. Also, thanks to the Anon who translated this.

Oh, and don't forget to double check the original images for things like the number of exclamation marks or question marks. Sometimes translators don't put in all of them (not that it really matters).

Here's some more yukkuri stuff that's new.

>>1223252
Looks like you can post without text. Great.

>>1223255
When I found this image, I thought it didn't make sense until I saw the previous post's image.

This artist's stuff I'm posting is "slowly" getting better. He has an okay style, but it might turn people off if they saw his previous stuff. Shit kinda sucks. Nowadays, it's okay.

But Yukkureimu is a manju, so yeah.

I will keep posting this until you have diabetes.

>>1223051
Is it just me or the translation of the first page doesn't reach the last panel?

>>1223378
The last three lines are for the last panel. The middle Koreimu's two lines are "I'm hungry!" and "I wanna take it easy!" respectively.

1) I dwank choo much wajer!
( tremble x4)
2) I'm doin' weewee!
Refreched!
(up: shudder, down: sound of liquid)
3) BYUBI!!
(right: crack, left: bam)
4) up: twitch x2, down: smolder x4

>3) BYUBI!!
Make that "PYUBI", actually. I misread that.

>>1223807

>>1223823
Oh god that gave me a hilarious idea of a Yukkuri hunter confusing Cirno with a yukkuri version of herself after she falls in a hole she can't get out of.

>>1223836
Can you say "Icicle Falls -Lunatic-"

>>1223877
no not really

>>1223795
This artist puts a fair amount of effort on those koyukkuri eyes but he also sees to love it when they pop.

>>1223930
I just realized. That's not eating them at all!

Ok, this was labeled as a continuation of an earlier story, does anyone have part 1?

"I'll go get some food!"

The Largest Reimu of the group bounced outside of the nest and into the forest. This was some time ago.

The Family of Yukkureimu consisted of a Father who hunts for food, a Mother who watches over the children and Three children, two birthed at a later time than one. We've seen this family before, not too long ago.

The Sun Was setting, and the mother was worried about the father. "Wait here, easy!" She said to her children, who complied. She then bounced away from the nest.

"...So~..."

It was the Yukkumia, or the Yukkuri version of the Rumia, that had just recently woken up. In the darkness, it's eyes glow red, which will scare any Yukkuri into attacking it. It was not dark enough yet.

"Is that so~?"

>>1223995

Soon, however, a Human had stumbled upon the nest. "You blasted anko buns took my vegetables!"

"Noo! This is Reimu's food!" It shouted, having dug up the human's fields for it. The Human was naturally very angry.

"If you won't give back my food, I'll have to bully you!" He said, and took the mother. "Ztooop id! Che can'd dake id eajy!" The father cried. He was going to squeeze the mother until she was no longer alive.

Suddenly, the Rumia bounced up towards the hands of the human, and bit into his arm. The Rumia, in pain, dropped the Reimu and tried to fling the Rumia off. She let go, and landed on her bottom. She began to lunge towards the human again, but he just barely bat it away with his good arm. Again, she tried to bit him, but he got fed up with the surprise attack and left. The Rumia did not give chance.

The Family thanked it very much, and regarded it as a hero. The Children continued to play with it, and the parents offered to give it food whenever it wanted.

>>1223998

And then the sun had finally set. It was dark.

"Nwoooo!"

"Dond bully me!"

"Babies! Go inside, Run away easy!"

The Rumia's eyes were glowing red. In spite of having rescued them earlier, the Family no longer recognizes it anymore. All they see is the glowing eyes, that scare the other Yukkuri into attacking it. It knows what will happen next, and chooses to escape as quickly as it could.

"...So~." It said in a depressing sigh.

Rumias have very sharp teeth, and can easily pierce the flesh of a human down to the bone. It will not attack any human that is not actively bullying a Yukkuri at that moment, so by keeping alert and not bullying too much can prevent a Rumia from attacking you if one is present. There are very rare cases of a Casualty by Yukkumia attacks, and less so where pieces of flesh are ripped off, but it is still possible. Rumia types will not attack a humans vital spots, assume it even knows humans have vital spots, and will always go for the limbs. It appears that a Rumia type will grow very quick if it devour human flesh, but again it will not attack a docile human. This means that if it were to find a Human Corpse, it will ignore it instead of the much more dangerous alternative, which would likely turn it into a DosuRumia.

I need more stories with Remirya bullying.

>>1223995
lrn2archive. Bonus points since it's probably also in yu.doc

"Take it Easy"

"Chake id Eajy!"

"Yu" "yu!"

A Reimu and three of her Koyukkureimu were enjoying a stroll in the forest, on a beautiful day. The Sun Was setting, and do they were returning home to the Fathering Reimu. The Father was out hunting for food, and the family took it easy on the forest path.

They had returned home, but they could not find the Fathering Reimu or any trace of the food she was suppose to bring home. The Mother Reimu was scared that the Father Reimu might not be taking it easy. She left the Nest, telling the three children to not leave, and take it easy there while she looked for their father. They "Yu"ed compliantly, and the Mother bounced towards the forest.

The Children sat around the stump and began to play with each other, when they heard a strange voice.

>>1224039
Insert moe picture of Rumia here. Can't be bothered to add one myself.

The Sun had finally set, and it was very dark. The Yukkuri sighed, and turned to glance at the strange Yukkuri.

"Hyaaaaa!"

"Nwooo! Dond ead me!"

The Yukkuri's eyes were glowing red, and scared the Yukkuri. The Yukkuri could see perfectly, but couldn't understand why they were scared.

"Go away and let us take it easy!" the Eldest Sister shouted, and bashed the yukkuri.

"Is that so~!?!?" it could only say that. It was confused as to why it was being attacked. It had no choice but to fight back.She opened her mouth wide and grabbed the side of the Yukkuri, and bit hard down on it. The Reimu was severely damaged, but it was not a fatal wound. The Yukkuri spit out what it had bitten, and had tried to push it onto the Reimu as an apology for attacking it.

>>1224028
amidoinitrite?

Yukkuri represent all that is wrong with America

>>1224039
its not in yu.doc, i got the one in this thread and was disappointed to find it not there. And, archive?

>>1224052
>America

>>1224066
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1223051
Now learn to use it

bump.

>>1224042
Author here, you're missing half of that post.

also, moe picture inserted.

>>1224358
...it's obviously cut off, but that's what's on the archive. I don't see a second part.

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1209865

>>1223795
FUCK YEAH

>>1224384
Oh I see. The Archive only saves nineteen lines of a post even if it's longer or something.

crap, I just wrote it in the text box. If no one saved it, then I'll have to fake the second part to each of those posts.

>>1224505
I'm pretty sure I've seen longer posts in the archive. Maybe you just got unlucky

You shouldn't be writing anything long in this text box anyways

bump.

>>1223766

The Terror of Tenko (partial translation. more to come eventually)

One day a group of Tenko (yukkuri Tenshi) descended from the Heavens and into the Magic Forest. They came upon a house of yukkurisa family. One the location was a large yukkurisa mother and several of her children. They had just finished eating lunch.

"This is Mwarissa's house! Get lost, easy!"
"Mwarissa needs to sleep now! Are you too stupid to understand?"
"Yeah! if you can't dake it eajy gwooo away!"

However, the Tenko did not react to yukkurisa's hostility the way she expected them too

"You'll punish us!? Abuse me, easy!!"

"Yu!? w..whaT!?"

>>1224969

Realizing how formidable the opponent is, yukkurisa backed away instinctively. This Tenko's reaction was alien to her.

"what's wrong? come and hurt me more!"

"yugu! mwommy~ I'm scarrrred!!"
"what is she! I can't dake it eajy!!
The koyukkuri are horrified at the undying Tenko
They have never seen anyone survive yukkurisa's strongest attack

"Punish me~ hurt me~"
Tenko bounced around cheerfully around Yukkurisa
However, Yukkurisa stood still and Tenko moved on to her next tactic

>Yukkurisa backed away fearfully, shielding her children from Tenko
>Yukkurisa backed more and more without caring that she is crushing her own children behind her.
...

and unless I'm misreading it, the Tenko isn't even doing anything to attack, right? It's just taking the abuse and asking for more.

correct

yukkurisa was mind crushed by Tenko

anyway,

A9: Remirya!

>>1224990

chomp chhomp
Uuu~
Gaoo~ burp!
Ahaa~
Uu?

>>1224996

trans note: Remirya is supposed to sound retarded. broken grammar (at least for her) is intentional

pudding~
give me pudding~
feed me quickly
or I eat you!

Well, then show me your hands
you give me sweets?

>>1225009

Remirya get!!!
?
I'll feed you lots of food at my house!
Uuu~

>>1225009
Isn't she also supposed to slur her speech? Did you edit that out, or is it actually correct?

>>1225014

sfx: tight
BuuuUUUUUUu!! Let me go!!!
sfx: clap clap

There is a small chamber
within the underground basement of the Akyuu residence

>>1224990
also, you seem to be missing a lot of text in that one, and SFX in all of them (including what I assuming is Uuu'ing in the bottom-right corner of the first speech bubble in >>1225009)

>>1225025
This Remirya is specially nasty.

>>1225016

she slurs her "pudding" but aside from that, she does not talk like a koyukkuri

but I will make more notes from now on

Remirya is Scarlet Devil Mansion's (<-shortened slurred) Ozeu-sama!! (<-misprounounced) Let me go!

Oh? that can't be right. Aren't you too fat?

Uuuoo!!! I'm not fat!!

Poor people do not understand!

Oh? That what it is then?

>>1225062
not quite talking like a ko-, she seems to just slur everything. Like they scream "ZAGUYA" instead of Sakuya. I shall c/p from the wiki

Remilia-types, also known as Remirya, have the ability to fly and regenerate. They all see Sakuya as the solution for every problem they have and will often call out for her. Their favorite foods are sweet foods such as cookies and pudding. They have a habit of throwing non-sweet food onto the floor or in the nearest toilet, even if it wasn't intended for them. They tend to spend their free time doing a peculiar (read: idiotic) dance, which involves putting their hands on their waists and falling over a lot. Their speech patterns also differ, as they tend to add "zo" to their sentences, but as most of them can't speak properly, it comes out as "do". In the same vein, they end their verbs with "du" instead of "ru". They will also instinctively claim the Scarlet Devil Mansion is their home and possession.

I could search yu.doc for some examples of retarded remirya speech as well. I don't know exactly how translators corrupt her speech, and I don't speak japanese so I can't tell how it's corrupted in the original. But I'm assuming it is.

>>1224969
>>1224972
The funny part is that it's actually really simple to have a Tenko howling for mercy before sinking into the deepest pit of despair and expiring. Just put it in a sturdy (escape-proof) box, put the box somewhere quit, and leave it at that. This might seem like punishment at first, but such a low-grade bullying is far from enough to keep it satisfied more than momentarily, and pretty soon the crushing boredom will set in.

>>1225062

Remirya is pregnant, you see!~ Nipaa~ (or substitute with an appropriate sfx. I think we all know what nipaa is by now)

of course I know that

CHA * RISMA
I'm pregnant, you see~

if you understand that, bring me more pudding~* <- slurred
right now!

Uu

>>1225099
Or you could just pet it, like in the one Yuka comic.

>>1225111
Yes, depending upon whether you want immediate disappointment, or having it die from despair.

If you're the editor for this story, feel free to take liberties. You seem to have a better grasp of Remirya dialect that I do. Besides, that's what editors do. XD

anyway

>>1224990

Middle text is "Taking a stroll"
sfx should self explanatory. Various moving sfx

>>1225103

sfx: RIP!!!!
sfx: gasp!
sfx: spill spill

>>1225121

I forgot the actual picture

WARNING NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH

>>1225121

I am not. I can't clean for shit nor typeset. The problem is that not all editors do know the subtleties of retard speech. Not only that, I doubt all authors corrupt it the same way. That's why I think it's important for the translator to do it, even though typing like that is fucking annoying.

>>1225121
>XD

go back to gaia

>>1225127
Rip and tear.

Btw, did we ever get a translation of Akyu's "pet yukkuri care and feeding instructions"?

>>1225121

>sfx: RIP!!!!
>sfx: gasp!
>sfx: spill spill

uh. I don't see anything in that image to match those SFX for. The only SFX I can see is one in the final panel, repeated 4 times

>>1224990
Also, what is that A9 supposed to mean?

>>1225127

Uaaaaghhhh!!!!
IT HUUUURTSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Zaguyaaa!!
ZAAAGUYAAA!!

UAa

sfx: slush slush (various sfx of Akyu digging into Remirya's entrails)
Aagh!
Iikh!!
Aagh!
Khhii!!

>>1225143
I haven't seen one. Someone said they'd do it 'when they woke up', but never did. I don't seem to have the raw, so /r/ing

>>1225141

that's for this picture

>>1225127

sorry

>>1225141

A9 is an admittedly horrible pun on Akyuu

regardless, on with the show

Re, Remirya's...
baby?
Do you want to see her?

looky here!
Meet your mama~~~~!!

ma (contorted text
maa (contorted text

>>1225145
Who made these? I'd like to know...So I can go kill them.

Entrails? Really? Isn't this just a comic about someone murdering a retarded baby at this point?

[spoilers]In before AWWWWRIGHT[/spoilers]

>>1225158

UAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

AhahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yuu?

>>1225162
What on earth are you doing in a yukkuri thread if you have a problem with this kind of thing?

>>1225162
You must be new here.

>>1225158
uh, I see. Where exactly is it?

>>1225169
Enjoying the cute, hating the bullying.

>>1225169

There's plenty to the yukkuri meme that doesn't involve sadistic psychopaths. Heck, guro isn't even supposed to be allowed outside /b/, so what are YOU doing here?

>>1225175
There is a family friendly thread on pooshlme. You should find content more to your liking there.

>>1225178
Playing with food isn't guro.

>>1225180
what the hell is poosh

>>1225178 so what are YOU doing here?
Laughing.

>>1225186
Playing with food is frowned apon. eat your meal or give it to someone else.

>>1225187
Second.

>>1225185
Do I have to spell it out for you? go HERE and get out of /jp/.
http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/217499.html

>>1225193
Despair makes the bean paste sweeter (how's that affect a meat bun though? I'm sure it's good in any case). So this is more of 'preparing' your food than playing with it. Think of it like rubbing some spices into a fat, screaming steak that won't shut up about it's baby.

guwaaaaahh!
sfx: startle!
sfx: slide (window opening)

get out

sfx: shake shake

UGUGU

yuu?

>>1225198
eh. whatever man. I don't eat anything that can talk.

>>1225186

It is if the food has entrails and is still alive. If there was a manga about plating with eating bacon or sausage made while the pig was still aliv-

Wait, how much of this manga is just a complex shock-value troll? I know the posting is, but what about the actual content?

>>1225164
Moar? This Akyu is loev.

>>1225200
Yukkurisas are fucking confident moralfags(before the mental break downs at least), she will try something.

>>1225200

GIVE IT BACK!
GIVE REMIRYA'S BABY BACK!

sfx: peek

Hh!

>Wait, how much of this manga is just a complex shock-value troll? I know the posting is, but what about the actual content?
What? I don't think the person is translating or posting this to troll.

uhhhhh yukkuris suck omg i hate them just lookign at them makes my blood pump liek crazy oh god just kill it wih fire while i swing my limp wrists round LIKE A FAGGOT

I like both the torture and the moe stories.

>>1225233
I prefer the Psycological Torture, but I enjoy all yukkuri stories in general.

/x/ sent me.

To me, this looks like a demonic plan. Who else would make people obsess over meatbreads and beanbreads? Think about it. It's making you contemplate and discuss at unusual length how these things might actually live, almost to the point of thinking that they DO actually live. Any magician or demon hunter would tell you that something is wrong.

A demon is harnessing you like a botnet.

First, it subtly asks your mind to work for it in allowing these things to exist. This probably means that he wants to bring yukkuris into real existence. The first step is getting a large enough amount of people to believe that they DO exist, even subconsciously. Admittedly, a demon fielding armies of yukkuris might sound a bit far fetched, but if they can cause normal sane people to turn into sadists and psychopaths...

Yukkuri are just an excuse to get your rocks off on torture and guro. Sage, guro belongs on gurochan.

>>1225261
I like it when they kill each other, rather than just getting smashed by a human or something.

>>1225220

If you don't keep quiet,

You'll be eaten, Marisa~

Uu

KH! KILL YOU!
I'LL KILL YOU!!

!!

Wh. Why do you say such horrible things! (slurred

>>1225281
...
Are you talking about the people in these stories/images, or us, the sick fucks on 4chan?
If the latter you're just retarded. We're not about to go and hunt for yukkuri to cook. The 'control' they have over us is that we find it interesting. If you think it'll turn us all in gurofiends, so what? I don't think many people on gurochan are murderers. If this is some demon's plan... What could they POSSIBLY accomplish?

Why the fuck did I just type all that?

>What could they POSSIBLY accomplish?

The answer to world hunger is the only thing I could think of.

My, what a nice demon he must be.

>>1225302
That's not the point. Being so intense about something so whimsical and silly is already kind of retarded, and such an intense interest or belief in a sufficient number of people can make bad results. Don't be so intense about it, and keep in mind that they don't exist. Discussing at great length how they might exist in real life is not helpful.

Even if a demon is just fucking around with everyone, he's still kind of mean for doing it, let's not support him.

I hate this brand of extreme yukkuri torture, but it features the sexiest Akyu ever.

>>1225298

sfx: glare
Say, you're pregnant~* too aren't you?
sfx: shake shake

sfx: bite
When a child is cut off from nutrients..

Aaaaaaghhh!!!

Mamaaaaaaaa!!

sfx: tremble tremble

The yukkuri are the daemons. We're just calling upon Yamantaka, Mahakala et.al. for inspiration on how to deal with them.

Akyu is fucking ugly as hell. Bitch should be shot and strung up by HER entrails.

AHHHH MOTHERLAND

>Being so intense about something so whimsical and silly is already kind of retarded,
You're talking to a group of borderline hikikomoris, NEETs, otaku, and similar. Furthermore, at least some people here were kicked out of /a/ for being too into touhou. We've been obsessed with pointless shit for a long time. It has nothing to do with yukkuri.

>Discussing at great length how they might exist in real life is not helpful.
The people doing that are retards though. You can find them all over 4chan. I only concern myself with how they should exist in the yukkuri universe (I'm the one bitching about the almost complete lack of canon)

In before Repercussions of Evil.

This stopped being about whimsical food monsters some time ago, but the entrails pretty much settles it. This is just a Trojan Horse for guro crap.

What does it mean if you want to violate them?

>>1225357
And best of all, the following will remember it all.

Man, we need to have more Akyu psychological torture.

>>1225352

N..
NooooOOOOO!!

sfx: snatch
Ah.. I see..

sfx: drip
Yu?
YuuUUGYAGGHHHH!!

>>1225380
Holy... It's a conehead!

>>1225380

MY HEAD HURRRRDSSSS!!
Look at this, Remirya!

sfx: grab

what is the definition of 'guro' again? Is it anything with gore and torture, or does it have to be solely for that, with no other elements like story or empathy?

I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

Where's the heresy!?

>>1225400
Wait, the ko- is still smiling. Didn't Akyu just bite into it in >>1225352 ?

>>1225400

sfx: ssshhhhhh~
Yu
!?

REMIRYA'S BWABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

sfx: slosh slush splosh slush
yu! x 5
sfx: twitch twitch

>>1225404
Ero-guro. A mock-up and a short-hand version of the words "erotic grotesque nonsense". Technically, anything that is both shocking and meant to be erotic is guro.

>>1225380
...Yukkuri don't work that way. It's a hat, not a part of them.

>>1225425
This is glorious. I'll start editing this stuff in a couple of minutes. Don't expect anything of quality though.

>>1225443
>Don't expect anything of quality though.

From you, I never do.

>>1225438

I, too prefer the world where Yukkurisa hats work like this.

Different translator here, I have some corrections for the ongoing story.

>>1225352
>When a child is cut off from nutrients..
I think that's
"You need to take in nutrients"

>>1225298
>If you don't keep quiet,
>You'll be eaten, Marisa~
pretty sure that's
>If you don't keep quiet,
>Marisa will eat you~

>>1225451
It makes a fuckload more sense. This is why I keep bitching about canon. I'll make a note to add accessories to the list.

>>1225425

sfx: wobble wobble
Yu?
splotch

One of yours fell out
It's your child, Marisa
byu?

mhh. mwommh...
sfx: slush slush

sfx: ???
yukh..

fuck this shit, god damn non-canon pieces of shit fucking fuck. hiding this thread because of fucking fail doujin

>>1225465

sfx: stomp
Well, it's just one. It's not a big deal.

Besides, you have Remirya's baby in you

And inside Remirya...

>>1225476
That's nice, dear.

>>1225484

I will insert Marisa's children in to Remirya

it hurts!

I wonder...

what kind of thing will be born

FIN

Er, I'm just glad you guys are sticking to a single thread. That's all I wanted to say, I'll be hiding the thread too now. Enjoy your... things.

>>1225484

I'm torn between the fact that I want to know how it ends and the fact that it's horrible.

>>1225496

Oh. That's it? I was actually expecting more DESPAIR and less SCIENCE.

>>1225476

take it easy

>>1225458

if you noticed Akyu bit off koremirya's left leg for a reason

and I'm quite sure Marisa ga tabechauzo means you'll be eaten, Marisa

if it were Marisa NI tabechauzo that you would be right

>>1224990
Title is "Midorigo no kage"
I'm not sure what midorigo is. "Shadow of the midorigo" is all I can figure for now.

>>1225009
>Well, then show me your hands
>you give me sweets?
I think that's more like
>Hold out both hands
>Easily done~

>>1225025
>There is a small chamber
>within the underground basement of the Akyuu residence
That's

>>1225544

>>1225352
The literal translation is "Must take in nutrients", who she's talking to isn't explicit, but I think Marisa is the more logical choice.

>>1225544
>>1225298
>and I'm quite sure Marisa ga tabechauzo means you'll be eaten, Marisa
No, "Marisa wo tabechauzo" would be "Marisa will be eaten".
"Marisa ga tabechauzo" is "Marisa will eat"
"Marisa ni tabechauzo" isn't gramatically correct, but conveys "Will feed to Marisa"

midorigo = infant baby
kake = cry

cry of the infant yukkuri

>>1225596

Thanks for the clarification on midorigo.

However the title does say "kaGe", not "kaKe".

So "Shadow of the infant baby"?

I can edit some of the stuff in this thread, but I don't think I want to touch the Akyu one. It's way too fucked up for me, and the attached is about as much as I can take. I guess I hope someone else will pick it up.

We need a lot more editors in this thread who are willing to edit things that are translated.

>>1225282
>guro

guro means sex and lotsa blood , you don't see sex in these yukkuri doujins

>>1225699

Jesus.... Is Akyu this sadistic in canon, or is this something made up for doujins?

>>1224990

>>1225727
as far as I know, in canon, she's just a liar. I have no idea why she's so berserk in yukkuri stories.

>>1224996

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>>1225747
I'll continue in a minute.

>>1225751
You've got balls, good luck with the editing.

And I need help. If someone asked you what pouring rain sounded like, how would you put it in words?

SFX is zaaaaa, but it's kinda bizarre in english. Need help please.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4306536

Yukkuri Ate my Bwawies has spread to Nico Nico Douga

huzzah!

>>1225496

HHAHA FUCK YEAH

I kept the text that the original editor placed in, but I re-did the SFX and put in the SFX left out. Just wanted to see a different text used, and ZAAAA put in, so no offense to the original editor.

To hell with you, page error!

Another quick edit.

And another one.

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>>1225127

The text bubbles are too alien for me. I suspect the top bubbles are something like Mukyu, but I doubt my judgement.

Could someone translate the text bubbles?

>>1225145
Akyu~n

FUCK YEAH AKYU

who the hell is akyu

>>1225943
A Peaceful, ordinary human girl that writes down history and keeps her memory after she dies. She also dies at a younger age every time.

Also, Avid Bullying Onee-chan.

>>1225956
oh cool so if she was killed over and over, she'd eventually die the second she was born?

>>1225976
More likely she won't be born at all anymore at that point. Either she'll run off to Nirvana, or she'll hang around Yuyu's until she can run off to Nirvana.

>>1225976
I thinkAkyu reincarnates every so often, so she won't come back to life as another person right away.

>>1225907
Could someone help me out with this?

>>1225158
Meet your mama~

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>>1226060
this just keeps getting worse and worse

I can't help laughing.

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Top: "MUGYUUUU-! MUGYUUU-!"
Mid: "Mugyuu..." "Take it out..."(slurred) "Help..."(slurred)

>>1226060
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN THEY SAY "YU" ALL SCARED

GODDAMMIT

There's SOMETHING about a teary eyed Yukkuri saying "yuu" that makes the ugly, vicious and sadistic animal within me HOWL WITH DELIGHT

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>>1225352
Ok, even though there are only 5 pages left, I'll stop for now. I need sleep. So, if you guys make another thread, please post the translated stuff up to now and the script for the remaining pages, please. I'll see to it tomorrow morning.

Oh god, Akyu is sexy.

>>1226261
I wonder if she's considered having sex while ripping yukkuris apart.

I wonder how touhous feel about killing versions of themselves? Reimu seems sentimental with Yukkurireimu's, and keeps one as a pet. Do others feel the same, I wonder? It'd make sense for patchouli to have a yukkuripatchouli, just because she'd want to see how intelligent it is, and what it's mental capacitys are compared to a human, but what do the others thing?

>>1226594
Reimu doesn't always care for the Yukkureimus, she'll kick them around if they're bothering her. Marisa seems to like bullying them, and Remilia obviously hates them. Flandre...oddly enough, we're not sure. Patchouli doesn't really care, as long as they don't mess with her books (which they will). Neither does Alice, she prefers Yukkurisas. Eirin seems not to care about E~rins one bit, she killed one. Mokou tortured a Mokotan in one story. Komachi considers hers a partner in slacking, so they get along. As for rarer types (Reisen, Shiki), we don't know yet.

Youmu actively kills her own yukkuri whenever she has the chance because they are a major disgrace to her

The most grotesque ones have to be the retarded midget Remilias. If I were Remilia I'd go on a campaign to have them all rounded up and smashed into a fine paste.

Reimu: indifferent, but sometimes caring

Marisa: indifferent, but is sometimes bored enough to to bully a yukkuri. Frankly, Yukkurisa can be more psychotic than the actual Marisa.

Alice: has been constantly shown to like yukkurisa, albeit in her own twisted way

Meiling: REALLY HATES Remirya, but I think she would get along with her own yukkuri if they ever met

Eirin Yagokoro: Either built or owns the factory. That alone should tell you a lot about her. I vote cold indifference.

Yuyuko: Is a hungry ghost. Nuff said

Yukari: manipulates both yukkuri lovers and bullying factions to her own agenda

Akyu: Buillying Onii-san poster girl

Reimu: indifferent, but sometimes caring

Marisa: indifferent, but is sometimes bored enough to to bully a yukkuri. Frankly, Yukkurisa can be more psychotic than the actual Marisa.

Alice: has been constantly shown to like yukkurisa, albeit in her own twisted way

Meiling: REALLY HATES Remirya, but I think she would get along with her own yukkuri if they ever met

Eirin Yagokoro: Either built or owns the factory. That alone should tell you a lot about her. I vote cold indifference.

Yuyuko: Is a hungry ghost. Nuff said

Akyu: Buillying Onii-san poster girl

Remillia: Ozeu-sama, the first ever Remirya is supposedly a guest at Scarlet Mansion and is treated very well.

Alot of these storys we've had had nameless people, anon, "child","hunter"; all killing/bullying yukkuri's. Is there a reason for this, such as not being able to think of a good characterization for many of the touhou characters? Or is it just because it's more 'fun' to have nameless 'protagonists'(More like antagonists really.), as it lets the reader put themselves in the shoes of the bullyer?

>>1226673
It's just that the stories are so many, and in so many different settings, that it's unnecessary (and too much trouble) to create a character. Usually it's a Bullying Oniisan, a factory worker, a yukkuri afficionado, or someone whose house got invaded. That's usually enough. One recurring character, however, is the Youkai of Bullying, 鬼意山 (Oni-i-san).

>>1226627
Yes well that's why you arn't Remilia, because you'd be destroying the only Yukkuri who hunt other Yukkuri's. Remirya's keep a fine level of balance amongst the enviorments Yukkuri's invade, just because they're one of the few Yukkuri's who naturally enjoy bullying/torturing other yukkuri's.

>>1226673

I like Pikmin, Cubivore and Lemmings

thus I like these stories

>>1226692
Uh, Youkai of bullying?

>>1226696
Yes, I suppose it's someone who was so obsessed with bullying yukkuris he turned into a youkai. Don't ask.

>>1226693

I still think yukkuri genocide would be the way to go. Someone should write a story about that.

>>1226700
...That's dumb. okay whatever man enjoy your storys

>>1226702
Dumb? It's whimsical creativity, faget. gb2/dbz/.

>>1226690

FUCK YEAH PIKMIN!

>>1226170
Thanks for the help.

>>1227702

I think this is from the Yukkuri Rain story

A newly wed Yukkureimu and Yukkurisa plan everything right yet nature still fucks up their lives

>>1226652
>Remillia: Ozeu-sama, the first ever Remirya is supposedly a guest at Scarlet Mansion and is treated very well.
treated well (read: spoiled) by SAKUYA, not by Remilia. Remilia seems to just put up with the remirya, but it one story shoves it into an iron maiden because it was too either too ugly, spoiled, or destructive. Can't remember what the exact reason was.

>>1223795
Edit request.

>>1227751
She planned to execute it because it was very annoying, but it threw a plate of pudding on her face, so she decided to put it in the iron maiden instead.

>>1227702
1) -Get under mommie's hat quickly!
-Yu~~...I can'ch chake ich eajy like jis...
-Mishter rain, schop quickly, okay?
(SFX under the left chibiyukkuri is "tap", the rest are the sound of raindrops)

2) -Yuu...
-Mishter rain isn't going away...
-Don' chake ich eajy and hurry up, okay!!?
(SFX: heavy rain)

3) -I...I can't moooooove!!!
-Yu-yu-yu-yu-yu-...
-Mwommie, shave me!!!
-I'm melching!!!

Why haven't I seen any Mountain of Faith yukkuris?

>>1228112
>-Mwommie, shave me!!!
On second thought, you can make that "yelb me" or it will sound ridiculous.

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