/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12247207
It's not wrong to speak the truth

Thats too damn accurate

STFU rabbit

I want to fuck Tewi in the butt

>>12247207

I don't have a job.

I don't have a car.

I don't have a tiny apartment.

I don't give a shit.

You just got owned.

>>12247295

>>12247304

O W N E D
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>>12247316
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>>12247246
Dude, do you want to play Doom together?

>>12247273
That's pretty lewd anon, she's just a bunny

>>12247273
Me too.

>>12247355
I remember fapping to this image once. It was a good fap.

>>12247355

>>12247394
Post more, dude.

>>12247396

>>12247393
This is fucking disgusting. She looks like an extremely cheap whore in an extremely rural and nowhere city. It's making my PTSD flare up

I want Tewi to bully my penis

>>12247405
You have a suspiciously specific trigger.

>>12247409
You will never be this kid, or his father:

http://exhentai.org/g/524699/69cebe88c8/

>>12247409
Too bad

>>12247393
6.9 inches balls deep inside Tewi!

>>12247405
Rural girls are fed fresh vegetables, fruits and meat.

>>12247447

>>12247447

Preach, my good friend. Preach.

>>12247453

I want to feed her my meat

>>12247405
gensokyo is a completely rural region and tewi being a cheap whore in canon

Why would I want a job?
Why would I need a car?
I live rent free in the forest. There's nothing tiny about the forest.
Tewi: 0 Me:0

>>12247503
>0

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>12247503
are you tewi

>>12247507
Yes I'm Tewi now stop sexualizing me

>>12247516
I'm going to buy and upload a Tewi doujin that hasn't been scanned so people can sexualize her in real time.

If any of you faggots sexualize Tewi I will fucking kick your dumb bitch b*tt.
That's my friend you're having lewd thoughts about.

>>12247533
You would be surprised how many people have lewd thoughts about other people's friends in real life.

>>12247533
Your friend is my WIFE dude.

>>12247533
i can't help it, your friend is such a lewd little whore

>>12247539
I swear to god you jerk I am gonna beat you up so bad. I'm gonna wedgie you into next week.
>>12247537
I guess it's fine then if she's the only one you have lewd thoughts of, and they're pure lewd thoughts. If I catch wind that you're a butthead in bed I will shit fury all over you. And she'll tell me. So don't fuck it up.

>>12247542
sorry dude i JUST broke up with tewi i'm dating eirin now

>>12247542
Tewi tells you about all her sexual escapades?

>>12247544
Good thing too because I've been slamming that ass for quite some time.

>>12247546
yeah dude i divorced tewi because she's such a LOOSE whore not the kind of person you want to be a mother to your children am i right?

>>12247544
>>12247551
you son of a BITCH you are DEAD YOU HEAR ME? DEAD when I get my hands on you I am gonna fuckin hit you so hard it kills your whole family your whole family will be DEAD because of YOU you fucking FUCK how DARE YOU treat her like that mark my words you piece of shit you will rue the day you met me you will regret it so much you make a time machine and unbirth yourself because you're so FUCKING SCARED of me you are FUCKED NOBODY fucks with Tewi she's my #1 nigga you fuck with her you fuck with me we ride together we die together
>>12247545
yes

>>12247551
Word up son I always keep my shit wrapped when fucking dirty sluts

>>12247552
tewi is literally just a dick container

>>12247555
YOU BITCH you don't understand who you're messing with, you're past the point of no return I am gonna turn you into my dick container your ass is fucking GRASS

>>12247558
come AT me my friend i am not even scared

>>12247560
you should be scared motherfucker nobody is mean to Tewi when I'm around and gets away with it you are literally just begging me to kill you right now LITERALLY you are DEAD MAN WALKING

Fighting over a whore, goddam, some /jp/sies are fucking desperate.

Reisen masterrace here, get owned, nerds.

>>12247567
what ARE you waiting for punk come hit me right on the chin first one is on the house you will see how tough i am and how wrong you are

>>12247570
you're next then you wanna fuckin taste the fury

>>12247571
I've logged your IP and am tracing your location right now motherbitcher you're taking me lightly??? I am gonna knock your block off

Tewi. A. Shit.

That is all.

>>12247572
Yeah, taste the rainbow, fag.

>this thread

>>12247575

I agree.

She is shit.

SHIT.

>>12247573
don't mess with me kid
i'm the nerd obliterator
dork disintigrator
penis masturbator
cock ejaculator
tewi divorcer
you will cum
stupid bum

Someone dump that doujin where Tewi NTR Reisen's bf for some goddamn reasons.

>>12247575
>>12247578
nice samefag butthurt nerd LOL
>>12247576
your jelly is showing reisen hasn't had a /jp/ thread in 500 years
>>12247580
hahaha fag touches penises get fucked turd I am gonna shit all over you

>>12247586
>samefag
Did you suffer brain damage falling down her pit trap?

>>12247207
>tfw petroleum engineer
>tfw bmw m5
>tfw 2 story $900k house in TX

You only made this thread to feel better about yourself, stop bein' a fool, weeaboo.

>>12247591
cool photoshop/proxy samefag
she would never let me fall into a trap she's my best friend if you're trying to devalue that I will fucking blow up your house

>>12247592
I want to retire early with a large plot of land

I would spend the rest of my days doing things like working on automobiles, building cardboard forts, and shitting on the jay.

>>12247598
Property taxes in Texas compensate a lot for the break on income tax, but then again you can be all alone with your chinese cartoons

>>12247592
リア充はキモいからあっちいけぜ

>>12247207
Ill try my luck.

>>12247625
I see what you did there ばか

>>12247207
She makes it sound as though I have those things. I'm glad I don't.

>>12247207
And I want to fuck her SO MUCH

>>12247207
Please stop putting capitalist propaganda on Touhou comics, you jew.

>>12247592
How are those ~4 hours a day of free time for yourself treating you? Feeling free and happy yet?

>>12247207
Doesn't Tewi live outside?

Who the fuck is she to insult my basement suite?

>>12247405
What if I like country whores?

>>12247876
It's disgusting. I don't know how normal fags do it. You're supposed to work all hours of the day for 90% of the week, for your whole life, and then you finally get to have a break when you're old and wrinkly and probably already have a terminal illness. Except now days people don't even retire. What's the point of that sort of existence?

>>12247865
Dirty commie scum detected

>>12248433

Uh, you work like 33% of a day/week, sleep for 33%, and do whatever you want for the other 33%.

That's a normal normalfag.

>>12248433

Not everyone is lucky enough to have rich parents/neetbux. Check your le privilege.

tetetetetetetete tetetetetetetete tettetetetetetete— tetetette—
te— tetetettewi te— tetetettewi

>>12247592
Would you give me some of that money please?

Anal sex with Tei

>>12248433
I'm working a few days a week at minimum wage and also need to driven around as I don't drive and can't hold up a car anyways.

All I can say is I have no fucking idea, I just can't live that life either. I'm most likely going to be a NEET again soon after Summer ends and I'm more financially stable and I'm even living in my parents house. I don't know what I'm going to do, I'm fucked.

>>12248485
I don't though. I just don't own or buy any stuff other than my computer.

>>12248719
I really wish I had the money to pay for my own pc parts.

> This thread

>>12248723
If this computer were to break, I'd have to find a more permanent way to visit gensokyo.

>>12248975
I'm lucky there is someone on my family that can fix or replace parts for me. But I have a gut feeling my time for relying on that is running low. Gathering all the money I can from my minimum wage shit job as back up for pc parts and trying to still juggle collecting stuff. Over time I should be able to gather enough for a small handful of parts at least.

>>12248975

It's only one rope away anon!

Or drugs. Lots of drugs.

>>12249034
anything that will be the most quick and painless. I really don't want it to come down to that and I still have some time to enjoy but shit will hit the fan at some point. Or when it does and I drop everything living homeless can probably be pretty interesting for a while if you know what you're doing I guess.

you are not your car
you are not your job or how much money you have in the bank

>>12249047
There's always the helium tank+gas mask idea, but if you're homeless you'd have to get food as well as money for the things.

>>12249050
I just want enough to hold up my pc/internet and food and a place just big enough for me alone. And then I just want to be stable on my own with as little interaction from people I don't want to interact with as possible.

>>12249063

Dat /jp/ dream.

>>12248458
>everyone who's against capitalism is a commie

Pic related, it's you. And I'm quoting your dumb brain.

I wish I could think of a good way to scam dumb people out of money.

>>12248467
What kind of ideal textbook world do you live in?

>>12250630
I wish we didn't need money to avoid starving in the first place. All I need is Internet and food. I just want to take it easy.

I want to be teased and verbally abused by Tewi

>>12250635
If you pay me I can arrange that.

>>12250634

You can dumpster dive to avoid starving.

>>12250634
I wish I was a plant and could just absorb energy from the sun. Plants don't have to do anything but look at the sun and take it easy all day.

>>12250644
You can take it easy by working at taco bell late night shifts, it's what I've been doing for the past 5 years.

>>12250633
A one where companies don't have unlimited hours to give out to their employees.

>>12250655
>A one
Look, english is the only acceptable language in this world and it's clear you don't natively grasp it. I can confirm for you that whatever embarrassing cacophony of unintelligible sounds you are naturally inclined to spew is both ignoble and not actually an internally consistent language.

>>12250671
English is a proper noun, and should be capitalized.

>>12250674
fukin #rekt

>>12250671
One starts with a consonant sound, so it's OK.

>>12250687

"one" is a pronoun in this case and does not require an article.

>>12250692
That just doesn't sound right. I am a native speaker, so I just go by what sounds right.

>>12250695

I'd guess it's a dialectical difference.

>>12250687
It's possible to simultaneously be grammatically correct and gratingly unnatural. If you're going to decorate your mediocre sentences with bizarre, contrived redundancies I'm going to justly berate you for being the subhuman foreigner you likely are.

>>12250697
I could have said a world where... but that would make it sound like a movie trailer even though I guess it would be more right.

>>12250701
"One in which" would probably have been fine. I wont be interacting with you for free any more, I hope you know. Further tips will be offered at the standard exchange rate of images of your brown ass for my infinitely valuable pieces of semiotic guidance.

>>12250708

>wont

>>12250708
Nah, that sounds awkward.

>>12250697
>>12250708
This autistic pseudo intellectual kiddy is embarrassing to watch

Reddit.com would be more your speed, dude.

>>12250626
>he called me a commie I'll show him
>pic related its you
>post picture of a chimpanzee
>your brain is dumb

Lol

A Tewi thread turning to shit. Color me surprised.

>>12250726
Who are you quoting?

>>12250731

読める

>>12250734
おめでとう

>>12250732
This guy >>12250626

>>12250726
wanna fight faget
i bet ure an insecure circumcised midget lol

>>12250655
Are you implying that they get all their hours paid properly.
Tell me how to travel to your world, Alice.

>>12247447
>not using the metric system
I'm sure that she's enjoy my 20.8 cm better anyway.

>>12251150

>20.8 cm

Pics.

>>12251161
>blue board
Sorry, you'll just have to take my word for it and doubt what I posted. I go on /soc/ from time to time, so maybe you'll see it there (if you're lucky).

>>12251165
It's a black board for me. I have bad eyes and can't see contrast well and white text on black background is easier to read.

>>12251212

Black is better to look at at night, too.

Dudes let's go back to talking about how we'd fug Tewi's bunny butt

>>12251890
Too late, the bored gay normies have crossboarded in and ruined the thread already. Time to evacuate and move on.

Way to ruin a delicious Tewi thread you fucktards.

>>12251890
I want to play with Tewi's ears while I stroke her butt with my meat popsicle.

>>12251890
Quickly /jp/! I need the most cute ∨ lewd picture of Tewi you have, along with a desription what you'd do to her in the pictured situation!

>>12251974
Sorry friend, I don't want some ultra nerd fapping to MY Tewi fantasies.

What if I don't have a car, or my own place to live, or a job. Does that mean I just don't exist?

I hate Tewi so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well.

>>12252030
But I hate Tewi too!

>>12252067
dude, we should totally get together and take turns sexually bullying Tewi.

?

>>12252081
Sounds like a great plan.
That little slut will know her place!

>>12251150
Please don't kill the bunny. Tewi is a small girl.

>>12252164
Tewi's lewd juices!

This is what these threads should be about
http://youtu.be/O2UwjEufpck

Does anyone have the comic where Tewi is doing some shenanigans, but she gets caught and beaten up, then while Eirin is tending to her wounds, she says "Oh Tewi, I remember when I was a little shit like you." Please respond

>>12252917

>>12252926
Thank you anon

>>12252136
I want to inject Tewi Bremelanotide, tie her hands together on her back and lock her in a room, watching her while she desperately tries to please herself with the furniture.
That being said, I wonder whether she has a menstrual cycle or an estrous.

>>12252938
I like this picture, I always think that Chihaya is watching some dirty video and is practicing jacking off two guys at once.

Tewi is an old hag

>>12255788
You should not exist.

>>12247355
A 1,300 year old bunny

>>12247447
Showoff.

>>12247558
>YOU BITCH

>>12247207
IF I BULLY HER WITH MY DICK WILL SHE DIE?

>>12259840
It would be extremely painful.

Personally speaking, I would prefer it if Tewi was the one bullying MY dick.

>>12247316
Welcome to the own zone.

>>12259855
SHE'S A BIG RABBIT

>>12259867
For uu~

>>12247394
I wish I had a girlfriend who would tease me like this.

>>12247527
How do you know which doujins haven't been scanned?

>>12252098
Yes.

>>12260324
...

>>12260320
If I can't find it, it hasn't been bought or hasn't been scanned.

>>12260390
Gomen.

Wow all the girls in this thread are sluts, including your waifu's.

Sluts, all of you dirty sluts.

Daily reminder.

>>12260407
>it hasn't been bought
That poor artist, he must have worked so hard...

I jacked myself to Hammer's Nurse Tewi not a couple hours ago

>>12252164
>Tei
Why can't Nips spell?

Don't die on me lewd rabbit.

>>12263380
Tewis voice in that makes me hard.

>>12259837
best teacher i ever had

>>12259858
This so much.

>>12252030
That satisfied face is the face of the pure bliss of knowing you screwed up someone's day. Tewi, you ass. I love you.

>>12252364
Did Tewi get a PC?

>>12247358
What's dripping on the outside of her skirt?