/jp/ - Otaku Culture

check your privilege cis scum

Any tranny otaku here?

Are レズ otaku welcome?

>>12245397
a little

Well sometimes I dress as one..

>>12245402
>>>/u/

My penis is about 24 cm when errect, smaller in normal state. Uncircumstanced, but there is not much forskin. There is one big blue vein on top and a few smaller ones on the other side. The color of skin is white but it get darker closer to head. There is almost no smell...
That being said, gender mean nothing we are all anonymous here. Have a nice thread now.

>>12245406
But /u/ is too tumblr for me.

>>12245408
>My penis is about 24 cm when errect,

>>12245408
Anon this post made me aroused! AROUSED!

>>12245408
>My penis is about 24 cm when errect, smaller in normal state. Uncircumstanced, but there is not much forskin. There is one big blue vein on top and a few smaller ones on the other side. The color of skin is white but it get darker closer to head. There is almost no smell...

>>12245408
thats a really cool pic
looks like the gave up on coloring remillas hair

>>12245408
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

hey

>>12245416
Nazrin is a mouse.

Do any 処女オタク want to be the 彼女 of 俺?!?!

>>12245419

>>12245416
hi!

>Who female otaku here?

>No boys allowed~

>>12245483
I like she !!

>>12245483
>>12245490
looks fine to me too

I'm a transgirl.

Hi!

>>12245714
Why do trannies online make me so angry

>>12245718
shhh this is a bully free zone

>>12245409
/u/ and /a/ are both tumblr-tier. I wish these people would go there instead of shitting up /jp/.

>>12245726
Man, I really want to have a onee-sama.

>>12245483
post the original instead

>>12245408
>tfw I only have a 15cm penis when erect

>>12245751
>tfw I have something like 10 or 11.

>>12245718
Because you're a closet FAG

>>12245408
Prove it

>>12245390
It's comfy! What are your favorite otaku hobbies?

>>12245773
I think i might be worse than just a fag

I'm a gril and I want to have sex with Yukarin

>>12245759
I like those best. Easier to deepthroat and look better in panties.

>>12245810
I'm a guy and I want to stuff my dick in your ass without any lube when you're having sex with Yukarin

>>12245810
Alice is really attractive to me. I think it's the pantyhose+boots combination!

Asuka is a female otaku, and she eats watermelon too.

But her motivations for that cannot be known.

>>12245826
Watermelon is just water with a little flavor. I never saw the appeal.

>>12245832
It's very refreshing on a summer day. The texture is nice too.

>>12245832

It's a nice flavor, and the texture is nice. It feels strange to have something crunch under your teeth and turn into mostly liquid.

>>12245833
>>12245835
Styrofoam like texture is not cool. It's overpriced water.

>>12245837

You can have watermelon cheaply if you grow it.

>>12245823
If you ruined my precious time with Yukarin I would have to murder you.

For every watermelon Asuka eats, her power grows, probably.

>>12245842
Idk dude but chix love the dick so she'll probably avoid you for me.

>>12245832
Flavor can be very strong if the melon is perfectly ripe, but I'll admit the range of tastefulness is very slim. When it's ripe it's usually very dark inside, the color of a strawberry rather than the dark pink it usually is.

May also depends on where you are living.

>>12245847
But every girl in Gensokyo is a lesbian.

>>12245852
I'd say they are asexual, as in "little girl with no sex drive at all".

>>12245839
More than trouble than its worth and watering it would cost as much as you'll get from it. Probably a couple months of water will be $6.00 and that'll get you more water at the local refill place than you'll get from the melon.

>>12245826
How can you be so smug over a watermelon? It's blowing my mind.

>>12245861

A couple months of water won't cost anything near $6.00. Also, it rains.

If it cost more to produce melons than it did to sell them, people would be selling watermelons at a loss. Why would anyone do that?

>>12245852
I want Tumblr to leave.

>>12245852
Lesbians don't exist because they use strap ons and penetrative sex. They just want attention or are afraid of men.

>>12245862

I thought the same thing at first. But actually, Asuka probably has hidden motivations for smugly eating her watermelon.

>>12245863
Because they're overpriced and they barely make any money!

>>12245849
You can tell based on the cream spot on the bottom too, for watermelons. My family used to grow a large garden because we were always poor, and watermelons were always what I looked forward to the most! that and collard greens! I've never had a melon from a store that was as tasty as homegrown though.

It's always fun to take a watermelon with you down to the lake or stream, tether it so it's in the cool water and swim as much as you can, then plop down on shore and break it open and have a refreshing cold snack in the sunshine.

Please refrain from "girlposting" using the image of Milady.

>>12245865
I'm a lesbian and I still have my hymen intact.

>>12245865
Those aren't lesbians then. Trulesbians use only fingers and tongue, and they aren't scared of men.

>>12245869

I wonder if watermelons like being eaten.

>>12245870

>>12245874
they wouldn't be tasty if they didn't!

>>12245872
Virgin pls go

>>12245872
A-are you a virgin?

>>12245879

I believe unwilling watermelons would still be tasty. Watermelons cannot alter their taste to my knowledge.

>>12245859
Then can Yukari be my mom?

>>12245873
>fingers
>tongue
There's still penetrative sex involved! "Lesbians" fall in love with men all the time!

>>12245882
MAGIC

I believe it is poetic that Asuka would smugly eat a watermelon. A watermelon is a beverage-like food, and Asuka is a boyish girl. Asuka and the watermelon have a lot in common.

>>12245869
that seems so comfy...

>>12245884
So? It doesn't involves a penis, and tongue can be non-penetrative.

>"Lesbians" fall in love with men all the time!
Then those lesbians were bisexuals. Many bisexual girls call themselves lesbians for attention.

>>12245887
That doesn't even have any rational or dialectic sense.

>>12245888
>So? It doesn't involves a penis, and tongue can be non-penetrative.
So just because you don't have sex with a penis means you're lesbian? By that logic all straight males are lesbians. Being a lesbian is just being attracted to girls which I don't believe can happen because we aren't built like that. People are born to repoduce. This is a scientific fact.

>Then those lesbians were bisexuals. Many bisexual girls call themselves lesbians for attention.
Many girls call themselves lesbian for attention.

>>12245889
Yeah! 14 miles from the closest town, and the closest neighbor was my grandmother two miles away. Lots of lakes and streams and forests on every side, and long fields between them.
Never snowed, so even winter was mild and cool!
As a kid, I'd pretend to be a prince (because I thought only princes could go on adventures) and roam around the countryside with stick-swords and stick-lances.

What if the watermelon is the one who's smug?

>>12245904

>>12245397
i wonder percentage-wise how many girls actually go on /jp/ regularly.

Isn't this place a sausage-fest?

>>12245899
>People are born to repoduce.
Then explain /jp/.

>>12245909
There's a lot!

I have reason to believe that /jp/ is used primarily by watermelons.

>>12245899
>So just because you don't have sex with a penis means you're lesbian?
This holds true only for girls that call themselves lesbians. Using a plastic penis automatically makes them into bisexuals.

>I don't believe can happen because we aren't built like that. People are born to repoduce. This is a scientific fact
Homosexuality is a thing and you can't deny this, something is wrong with certain individuals so this isn't a rule anymore.

>>12245911
He means people just wants to fuck with the opposite sex, not that they will.

>>12245909
Girls can have penises too you know.

>>12245917
you've discovered my secret

>>12245918
>Homosexuality is a thing and you can't deny this, something is wrong with certain individuals so this isn't a rule anymore.
They still want kids. They adopt or have a seregate mother. People are born to repoduce.

>>12245902
oh, you are so adorable!
here, have a hug.

>>12245899
>scientific fact
Are you a scientist?

>>12245922
Fuck off faggot. You have XY chromosomes and always will. No amount or HRT will change that.

>>12245927
Homos just adopt kids so they can fuck them too.

>>12245932
I have my labcoat and Dr. Pepper ready.

>>12245934
This. You're not welcome into the grill's super sekrit gender club, freak.

>>12245929
Thank you anon. I'm just glad the few happy memories I have can give someone else a smile!

>>12245909
I would say around 10%. I have talked with weeb females and most of them avoid /jp/.

I don't think people understand this, but if you're a real person, you can't be a real girl. Only imaginary people can be girls.

>>12245940
you break my heart this way, anon.
im here if you wanna talk...

>>12245946
There are still quite a few here. A lot in the drawthreads too, it seems.

>>12245947
Correct. I don't have a clue on what the hell are you talking about.

>>12245947
3DPD girls are disgusting, vile, and unpure.

>>12245956

Exactly, which is why they aren't be real girls. Only fake ones. The real girls are perfect.

>>12245909
I hope not many

girls lead to more normies and /jp/ doesn't need anymore

>>12245949
Don't worry! I'm made of tough stuff, and the bad is in the past and it's just a lot of looking forward to a fluffy, happy future! I do wanna go back and run around the forests and fields again though, one day.

>>12245959

Can't be*

>>12245956
>>12245959
I could say the same thing about 3dpd boys, you know. That doesn't make it true. With any group you're going to get good apples and bad apples.

[x] kill everyone in this thread

>>12245965

No, real-life boys are actual boys. They don't have the problems real-life girls do.

>>12245969
Real life boys have just as many problems as real life girls do. I don't understand how you can support this line of logic that boys are inherently good and girls are always bad, but it's silly.

>>12245408
>>12245751
What's up with all the penistalk lately?

>>12245975

Well, first of all, it's logically impossible for girls and boys to have the same amount of problems. The only way that could happen is if they were atomically identical.

Second of all, girls are worse humans in general than boys, so that's why real-life girls are frauds.

Female otaku NEET hikki here.

I pop in /jp/ every now and then.

Though, I always leave quickly because I fucking hate Touhou.

>>12245980
>girls are worse humans in general than boys
Citation needed please. Back this up with scientific evidence.

This is supposed to be a no-boys allowed thread anyways, why are you even here?

>>12245975
Actually, I would say boys are more bad than girls, considering they murder much more than girls, and murder is the worst you can actually do. /jp/sie boys are just butthurt a 11/10 bitch rejected them or probably like to eat up all the shit /r9k/ says, making them believe girls are awful when it's otherwise.

>>12245984

I don't feel like convincing you, but what I'm saying is true regardless of whether or not you're convinced. The fact is that you can't be a real girl unless you're 2D. Sorry.

>>12245975
Real-life girls are too disgusting. They have blood running from their vagina monthly and not to mention the goo that comes from there. They also run on emotions instead of logic making them dangerous and unpredictable. Women kill their kids on a daily basis and there are little to no cases where men do that. If there is they're mentally in a bad place.

>>12245983
I just hide the 2hu threads, considering there is never threads of my favorite one.

>>12245990

Do they really have goo? What the fuck.

>>12245983
Get the fuck outta here bitch

>>12245990
>They also run on emotions instead of logic
All the best people do.

http://www.statisticbrain.com/infidelity-statistics/

Percentage of women who say they would have an affair if they knew they would not be caught: 68 %

Defend this, femweabs.

>>12245995
You get out, nigger. Didn't you read the OP?

>>12245994
They have a discharge every so often. Shits nasty.

>>12245999
I'm a KV, I don't care about this as I will never have someone to cheat on in first place.

>>12245999
What's wrong with having an affair as long as you use protection?

>>12246000
Didn't you read the board name? OTAKU CULTURE MOTHERFUCKER. Not loser/NEET/"hikki" central fuck face. Fucking loser.

Why does anyone bother with girls when they could have watermelon instead? The average marriage costs the same as about 24,000 watermelons for a man.

>>12245986
Domestic abuse is a 50/50 split in most of the modernized world.
However, you don't see women throwing battery acid on men's faces for not having sex with them. You do, unfortunately, see the opposite.

Saying that "girls (as a blanket term) are worse" because someone (an individual, I might add) rejected you is really juvenile.

>>12245999
>Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught 74 %
You hos ain't loyal either.

Why are fake women posting in this thread?

>>12246006
You aren't a woman, but there are women that actually believe this. A relationship is based and run off trust.

>>12246012
Trannies are real women you cis scum.

>>12246011

That just means women lie more.

>>12246017

I was talking about 3D women.

>>12246016
>there are women that actually believe this
There are people that actually believe this

FTFY. Men cheat just as much as women, otherwise you wouldn't have been raised by a single mom, dork.

>>12245995
Please no bully.

I could beat up a girl.

>>12246022
With you dick?

>>12245990
>>12246002
This is why i only date traps. Girls are so fucking gross. I like feminine people, but only dicks for me please.

>>12246011
I'm a virgin so it doesn't really matter.

>>12245994
it keeps the vagina clean and is the uterine lining shedding with the egg. There's nothing nasty about it, it's perfectly natural. The vagina is acidic under healthy conditions.

>>12246002
"dischage" is a sign of an infection. Unless you're talking about cervical mucus, which is not discharge, and is what the sperm use to travel through the vagina and cervix for fertilization.

Would you prefer vaginas to be dry and rough or something?

>>12246023

I wouldn't let one of those creatures anywhere near my genitals.

>>12246021
This. Everyone pls stop the bullying right now. Both men and women have flaws, let's just get along.

>>12246028

We just went over the fact that it's logically impossible for men and womyn to have the same amount of flaws, and that womyn have more.

>>12246028
Women kill BABIES DAILY.

>>12246026

Shit is natural, but I wouldn't put my penis into a vagina filled with shit either. You're insane if you think any sane person doesn't find your disgusting goo-hole repulsive.

Fictional vaginas, on the other hand, are clean and tidy, and desirable. Further evidence that you can't be a real girl unless you're 2D.

>>12246029
No one said we had the same amount of flaws, we are all different and we must learn to live with each other despise our differences.

>>12246028
I like you. Everyone should get along. If you have problems with someone or hate them, it should be an individual, not a whole group.

>>12246034

Nobody wants to learn to live with your flawed, nasty ass when perfection exists.

>>12246032
Men kill other men and women daily more than women kill babies.

>>12246036
With that rude attitude we are not going to get anywhere.

>>12246028
Why don't you discuss some game or idol group instead of your genitals mucous?

Drop dead, basically.

>>12246037

Certainly, men kill more people, mostly other men, because that's the role they are given. As a man, you should sacrifice your life through war for the good of the almighty ovary.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA

>>12246035
Exactly, hating the group is the most irrational shit ever.

>>12246042

Fake-women really don't know when to stop with their goohole apologetics.

>>12246037
That isn't true. You're also saying a grown adults life is worth the same as a fetus who hasn't had the chance to live. A fetus is pure. Also this >>12246043

>tfw no Japanese otaku husband
;_;

>>12246033
>Shit is natural, but I wouldn't put my penis into a vagina filled with shit either.
And yet people in this very same thread would gladly stick their dick in a trap's asshole.
Think about what you're saying. One is sanitary and the other is not.
A vagina is acidic and self cleaning.
Shit and assholes are not sanitary and filled with bacteria.

>Fictional vaginas, on the other hand, are clean and tidy, and desirable.
There are plenty of clean and tidy 3d pussies, You're acting like they're dripping slime and goo at all times, when that isn't even remotely close to the truth.

When I was a man, I used to think women were worse, but now that I'm a woman, I realize that men are obviously much worse.

>>12246045

No, not really. You can hate the group 'murderers' because they do bad things and are repulsive, just like you can hate the group 'real-life women' for the same reasons. There are too many people on the planet to evaluate them all on a person-by-person basis.

any girl here want to be my girlfriend?

>>12246048
How can a fetus be pure if it's in a woman's dirty body?

>>12246042
If you insist.

Any other grills into AKB?

>>12246050

Stop astroturfing your goo chasm. No one finds it appealing and no one ever will.

>>12246050
Well, most of the time the vagina has a lot of discharge since it's self cleansing, so it's kind of always got some slime going on.
Unless there's like a blob of it, then it's just an infection.

>>12246057
Depends. Are you a cute girl yourself?

>>12246057
How much do you earn?

I can't believe vaginas are as nasty on the inside as they look on the outside.

>>12246062
I find it plenty appealing.

>>12246070

Fake people's opinions don't matter.

>>12246075
you don't matter

>>12246065
there's a very large difference between self cleaning and slime.

>>12246057
Only if you're tall, attractive, and rich. Doesn't matter if you're married or anything.

>>12246075
Well, until you're just like my cute 2d boys, your opinion doesn't matter either.

>>12246067
no
>>12246068
I get about 500 a month from the government

Please stop talking about gross shit

girls are bad for /jp/ because when someone says they don't like their vags, it usually decends into normie namecalling, like virgin and anti-2d stuff

pls

pls stop

>>12246061
Pls respond, I can't be the only grill here that likes it.

>>12246086
I was the only one called a virgin in this thread and I'm a girl.

>>12246087
Lesbianism is wrong.

>>12245826

I wonder if Asuka eats the watermelons to preserve her youth. Maybe that's why she's still young in 3.0. The watermelons.

>>12246061
I never got into AKB48 but I really liked W.

>>12246094
The movie literally tells you she's still young because she's an Eva pilot and Eva pilots don't age. It has NOTHING to do with watermelons,

Why is everyone in this thread so mean to each other? Instead of being angry, why can't we discuss stuff together and get a different kind of perspective on the things we like?
I mean, it's probably too late for this thread now, but are both sides really that frustrated that they can't have sex with each other?
That's kinda how it looks like to me, I really don't understand the hostility.

>>12246087
akb makes me feel less pretty :(

>>12246099

That's what she said, not what 'the movie' said. Asuka might be keeping the secret of the watermelons to herself.

>>12246091
By other girls. How big are you're tits baby?

>>12246092
I only like cute girls so it's ok.

>>12246087
Bisister here. Not into AKB specifically but god damn girl groups is general. Too perfect my hearto can't take it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_lWQJPLd-8
Typical /jp/ girl.

Frigid as me mom when dad comes home.

>>12246101
I don't know. I wish we could get along but every time girls get brought up boys have to make a huge shitstorm about it and start namecalling.

I tried to ask people what they were into but nobody responded. I just wish people would get along.

>>12246102
That's because you ARE ugly.

>>12246102
It's okay, no one can actually top Japanese girls in prettyness but you should be more confident in yourself, anon.

>>12245961
I hope you can do that as well!

>>12246107
No it isn't. It's wrong.

>>12246109
>Bi
Get the fuck out, lard arse.

>>12246101
Everyone just need to get laid.

Asuka's hair might be red because of all the watermelons she eat. If someone eats a lot of food of a specific pigment, it can affect their skin, eyes or hair.

I wonder if watermelons have affected Asuka's personality too. Watermelons are externally harsh and rugged, with a tough rind, but inside they are sweet and soft, just like Asuka.

>>12246102
Idols are normally groomed to be extremely pretty, because they need to be to be "idolized".
You shouldn't feel bad, anon! Just wear cute things and do the things that make you feel cutest, that's all you need!

>>12246110
Calm the fuck down 'arry potta.

>>12246119
Is it less wrong if they are lolis?

>>12246101
All of the angry post are by virgin /jp/ boys.

>>12246124

Asuka is half German, half Japanese, and half watermelon.

>>12246129
No... that's called pedophilia, and it's even more wrong.

>>12246121
;_;

Please don't bully.

>>12246121
there's nothing wrong with having love for everyone in the world.

>>12246134
>Bisister
Translation: I'm a desperate lard tranny.

ignore this

This thread is really nasty.

>>12246133
Not paedo, I'm actually just an hebephile, which is legal in lots of countries.

>>12246134
It's true though, being bi is shit and you should feel bad.

Girls turn me down all the time when there is no reason for them to.

I told a girl I was in love with her and she called me a creep. Wow! I'm a creep just for being a boy who wants to have a girlfriend.

There is literally no excuse for this kind of thing and I wish I was gay just so I didn't have to put up with it.

>>12246138
Most people who call themselves bi are fat/desperate or attractive and slutty. Since he's here it's fat and desperate.

>>12246139
You don't know anything about them. Why are you so offended to the point you feel like you need to lash out at other people?

>>12246147
I'm sorry anon, but you should post this in /r9k/.

Remember that if you are a 'mtf transexual', neither men nor girls, feminist or otherwise, consider you a woman.

>>12246121
>>12246139
>>12246146
Why are girls such bullies to their own kind? There is no other species that does this except girls.

>>12246111
Well, we can start right here! What are you into? Anything is fine.
>>12246123
As expected of Sanae. Sex for World Peace!
>>12246131
I dunno about that. I mean, you can't miss what you've never had. I'm a virgin too, and would like to stay that way until I yadda yadda true love.
Also, being angry with other people because you don't have sex on a regular basis seems rather counter-productive.

>>12246151
Because biscum aren't called biscum for nothing. Bi aren't people, they are desperate sluts.

>>12246155

I think girls are naturally sadists.

>>12246146
S-Sis please...

oi brit itt
stop using the queens english m8

>>12246152
This whole thread need to be moved to /r9k/ and all the bloggers in it banned for a week.

>>12246149
Generalizations are bad, anon. You don't know them, so don't judge them on criteria you have no information on.

>>12246147
There's two sides to every story. Did you force yourself around her? did you try to bully her into it? Did you even ask if she was comfortable with your approaches? Were you interested in her only because you were single, and not because you actually liked her as a person?

>>12246152
I've been disliking girls for always turning me down way before /r9k/ got a reputation for that sort of thing... so there.

Dumb girl...

>>12246158
I really like to write and draw! I'm no expert but I hope I'll get somewhere comfortable with it one day! I also really like baking.

How about you, anon? anything comfy?

>>12246161
It's okay anon, I'm just butthurt because most bi girls are scum that cheat on you and leave you for a man but I'm sure you are different because you're here.

>>12246147
Call yourself bi. Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked and fucking a faggot in the ass.

Kimochi warui...

Elliot Rogers would be proud.

>>12246177
>but I'm sure you are different because you're here.
Someone going somewhere doesnt make them different.

>>12246182
It's Rodger. Get it right.

>>12246184
She comes here, I'm 40% sure she isn't a normie thus the bi stereotype isn't true in her.

>>12246192
All girls are normies.

>>12246196
Then what am I?

>>12246177
I understand. I thought so too, I think that's why there's so many bullshit terms now like pansexual and demisexual now. Tried being 'pansexual' and a lesbian but I had to come to terms with being bisexual...

It's hard when your sexuality has been ruined.

Gonna go watch some J-Pop boy and girl bands and cry.

>>12246192
>She comes here, I'm 40% sure she isn't a normi
Wake up.

>>12246203
Normie as fuck.

>>12246158
>tfw the 2d girls living in your mind are so perfectly defined and established, to the point of their skin texture and the smell in their hair, that you fear having 3d sex won't top it, not even nearly.

>>12246196
definitely not. You can be an outcast and bullied and into different stuff or be asexual or whatever without having to necessarily be one gender or another.

>>12246207
Where are my friends and my 10/10 bf?

>>12246192
>she
It's a tranny. Secondly, clicking on something doesn't make someone a certain person. I can go to /a/ and not watch anime that much or even like it.

>>12246211
Are you trans?

>>12246212
I'll be your friend, anon.

>>12246211

Girls are unable to not be norms.

Boys:
-No period to use an excuse when they behave meanly
-You can still put a penis inside them
-They can be cute (nearly all cuteposts on /jp/ made by boys)
-They can do the same things you can
-They don't ovulate which means they won't cheat on you suddenly

Girls
-They will cheat on you suddenly
-Can't do the same things you can..
-Can be cute, but so can boys
-Does have a period, will use as an excuse
-Will hit you and you can't hit back
-Maybe say that you raped her
-All-round mean
-Some guys will try to take them from you and if they are ovulating it will work because their instincts make them

>>12246211
>definitely not
Look at this thread.
take your tumblr terminology and f off.

girls are normies, and being a female weeaboo or shut-in doesnt mean youre not a normie.

>>12246174
Comfy? Well, I like sleeping long and having tea. That might sound a bit silly, but there's something really meditative about preparing the ingredients and arranging my tea service.
Some weeks ago, a relative from the USA came over and brought a box of the most intense Chai I've ever witnessed in my life with her. Just thinking about it makes me want to prepare another pot! But, I have only about 30g left, so I reserve it for special occasions.
I also like drawing, but I'm currently a bloody beginner... I hope I may someday arrive at a level I'm comfortable with.
I also enjoy cooking! Especially Indian stuff, since that's the most easy cuisine to adapt to a vegetarian diet.

>>12246214
>It's a tranny
How do you know?

>clicking on something doesn't make someone a certain person
I know that much, but she (or whatever pronoun I should use in this shit) likes stuff from here so I just think there can be a possibility of her not being a normie.

>>12246212
>and my 10/10 bf?
This just proves what a big normie you are. You could get a bf but you don't want to unless he's 10/10. CLASSIC normie.

>>12246217
I'm not. I spent a very large amount of my life wishing I could be a boy so people would stop bullying me, but I've come to terms with being a girl and I'm finally learning it's ok to wear cute things.

>>12246219
F-for real?

>>12246220
>>12246223
Seems like you don't even know what's a normie anymore. Go back to /r9k/, since being a normie or not has nothing to do with gender.

>>12246223

Being a 'shut-in' as a female just means you stayed inside and played on your phone yesterday cause it rained and Chad Thundercock wasn't dtf.

>>12246228
>but she (or whatever pronoun I should use in this shit) likes stuff from here so I just think there can be a possibility of her not being a normie.
Otaku culture is big right now. Everyone likes it.

>It's a tranny


Woah this is blowing my mind


What if transfreaks come to troll as females, because people here don't like it
and they like getting this negative attention, because its the negative attention a real female would get here!

>>12246238
NORMIE ALERT

>>12246237
I can relate. I wish you were my friend.

>>12246244
You can literally pretend to be a girl without even being a tranny and nobody will know if you type like one. I've made lots of guys fall in love with me by pretending. *sigh*... if only it were that easy in real life.

>>12246245
S-stop, I'm not a normie!

I wish I were a cute 2D girl instead of an ugly 3D one.

>>12246226
No! No! I really love tea too! It's really amazing, I always make time for it in a day. I've been drinking my way through some bancha lately, but I've started messing with matcha too. It's simple, but just getting your water ready and your leaves ready and everything ready, alongside the smell and the steam is super relaxing.

Drawing is just a really long process though, just never give up and keep going forward with it. It's hard, but you'll be able to look back on it one day and be really proud.

I used to be a vegetarian too for a while, but I eventually gave it up because I wanted to be able to taste all the tasty things in the world.

>>12246250
I mean, most of them wont get treated like real girls irl, but doing this here workers perfectly

>>12246254
I just wish I was a Japanese girl.

>>12246240
This. I'm literally crying thinking about how I haven't been outside in three years and I'm pale as a ghost.

Asuka's watermelons...

>>12246256
>>12246249
>>12246241
These are making me laugh.

In a society that is always more feminine, it's indeed harder for females to not be normal, even if they want to.
Their mindset and instincts has been dictating our rules and our ways in the modern world for many decades now.
Alpha males and ubermenschs are abnormal and so are male otakus, because none of these is working well with this feminine social paradigm the modern world is in.
The very patterns of thought a female can produce are supported by society, even if she has several unpopular traits.

>>12246250
>Be a real girl
>No one ever fallen in love with me
Why are fakes so much better than me?

>>12246230
...I just want a like 4/10 bf who want kids. The dream is dead though.

>>12246255
Stop trying to make your typing cute, it's gross.

>>12246238
>Go back to /r9k/
You're the one trying to force your own bullshit 'normie' definition.

If you were a girl, and trying to be unique by not being normal, self-diagnose yourself with something and take yourself to tumblr.
There's lots of touhou to reblog.

>>12246266
Post some pictures.

>>12246248
>>12246238
Yes! I'll be friends with you. Do you have any way to get in contact, or should we use email?

>>12246268

I gagged at all of the fake girl posts in this thread. The sickly vagina goo fumes are reaching my nose through the internet somehow.

>>12246268
Cuteposting is one of the worst things to happen to /jp/ in forever.

>>12246266
If a 4/10 actually appeared you would rate him as 2/10. It's scientifically proven that women rate men below average on average. Why? Because you are all HUGE normies.

>>12246274

Cuteposting only works when guys do it. Girls don't know how to be truly cute, only fake-cute so they can get money.

ur mom

>>12246272
I can give you my e-mail and we can talk over IRC (or Steam if you have an account)

>>12246268
that's how I always type though... I'm sorry, should I not show any emotion through my text? I just get excited.

Being a grill with a penis is suffering.

>>12246288
You're not a girl.

None of the girls in this thread are cuter than Kanna Hashimoto.

>>12246287

On the topic of salami, I really like sausages. If you have a sausage and some cheese it can be tastier than a gourmet meal.

>>12246286
I am a pro at this.

its the avataring that makes it look over-the-top

try with no pic, to see if it looks as bad

>>12246279
>Cuteposting only works when guys do it.
I've seen /jp/ try to act cute and it really, really just doesn't work. I mean, lenfried's most ichiban boyfriend was cute in a over-the-top denpa kind of way, but most of the people who just tell you about their day - sorry, no.

>>12246286
Do try to contain yourself. You're in public.

>>12246290
Agreed. I want to fugg her hard.

>>12246284
I have steam! I'll shoot you an email.
Leaving mine too.

>>12246255
>I wanted to be able to taste all the tasty things
I understand that. I tried switching to a vegan diet, but gave up after two month because not being able to eat cheese was hell. Also, that greasy stuff at the bottom of my algae-infused soy milk was really weird.
I'm not judging people because of their eating habits, if you can arrange them with yourself, it's fine.
Thanks for the motivation, I usually get disheartened when I look at my results, but then I see someone else's stuff, and that really inspires my to go on!
So...
Who's your favorite Touhou?

>>12246290
She's underaged and therefore disgusting.

>>12246286
My ex-gf typed like you and she was a girl, so I believe you. Don't mind all these /jp/anon.

>>12246289
What a scoop. Never seen it coming.

>>12246295

I wish I had a nice salami now, and a good parmesian cheese.

>>12246270
>>12246278
Post some pics of what you consider 4/10 Asian boys. I'll check to make sure my grading is correct.

We have two threads about femanon shitstorm and asuka watermelons

>>12246300
>She's underaged and therefore disgusting.
No, I think you've got something backwards there.

>>12246304
What a racist fucking whore....

>>12246306

Where are the other asuka watermelon and femanon shitstorm threads?

>>12246310
me?

>>12246307
Maybe I'm just an abnormal person among abnormal persons.

>tfw that makes me a normie

I normally hate the "person above me sucks dicks for a living" shit but if a thread ever deserved it its this one.

>>12246306
Girls, and guys imitating girls, love nothing more than talking about themselves.

I would like to eat a watermelon with Asuka.

>>12246320

gross

>>12245899
>People are born to repoduce.
People are born to reproduce as much as they are born to die of cancer or whatever physical outcome you arbitrarily feel compelled to furnish your dull sentence with.

>>12246293
I don't normally "avatar" or whatever, I just thought those pictures fit well enough!
Sorry about that. Is this any better?

>>12246299
I have a lot of top touhous, but I really like Yuugi, Mokou, Miko, Patchy, Kaguya and Alice in particular.

Have you tried almond milk? I drank that for a while. The unflavored unsweetened stuff is a good milk substitute.

>>12246312
your spoiler certainly gives that impression

>>12246298
I await your reply!

>>12246333

>>12246333

>>12246322

Asuka probably isn't a messy eater, why would it be gross?

>>12246336
Kaguya needs to download more cock!

>>12246338

Watermelon is GROSS

>>12246326
! makes me read it sarcastically and not like its cute

people use the old cute tricks so much normally now
someones going to come along and change the game one day

>>12246298
Please be my friends too please.

>>12246342

I don't understand.

Recruiting GF. I am 24 years old, 5'9" 170lbs. I squat 3 plate, bench 2 plate, OHP 1 plate. I like to cuddle and I like sex too. But I haven't done either of them before.

>>12246351
>implying any of that shit matters
/fit/ lied to you man.

How much do you earn?

>>12246352
No, I'm not gay. Why would I want a gf if I was?

>>12246351

>5'9

manlet

>>12246284
I sent you an email!

>>12246331
I didn't get anything? Try sending again if you sent one.

>>12246346
Ok!

>>12246343
Aw...I'm not being sarcastic though. I'm really just enthusiastic.

>>12246356
Nothing. What do you mean it doesn't matter? I worked hard for this.

>>12246361
http://rinatan.tumblr.com/about
Simply epic tumblr Rina-tan. I'm liking those pronouns. (Not really I think you're gay as heck)

>>12246221
how more accurate can you be?

>>12246326
That's a diverse selection. I can't find a pattern in it... except maybe that they're all a bit difficult to approach, in their own way.
I like Yuyuko. She's really cozy and would probably tolerate me. I imagine living with her and Youmu would be really pleasant, I could cook and help in the garden, and solve the odd riddle she throws at the two of us. I think that'd be fun.
Yeah, it was one of the first things I tried after switching - I really didn't like the taste, especially in my cornflakes.

Recruiting BF. I am 30 year old, 6'0" 140lbs cross dressing pretty boy. I can barely lift 100 lbs and not for very long. I like to cuddle and I like sex too, I think. But I haven't done either of them before.

>>12246371
I'm not rinatan. That's a friend of mine. I dont agree with some of her sjw stuff, but she's a very nice person.

>>12246383
it's too late

>>12246371

>I’m half mexican but also pretty darn white,

my stomach hurts, I think i'm sick

>>12246371
Thank God this thread's on autosage already.

>>12246386
Seriously. The post my email brings up on google to is something she reblogged from my art tumblr. I'm not her.

>>12246383

Not only are you visibly and hilariously that person, but even if you weren't, you're a piece of shit for befriending it.

"I'm not Hitler, that's a friend of mine. I dont agree with some of Hitler's sjw stuff, but he's a very nice person." No, someone having a poisonous worldview does not allow them to be a 'very nice person'.

>>12246390

seriously im in pain help

>>12246394
What's your tumblr?

ATTENTION EVERYONE

THIS THREAD HAS ESSENCIALLY BECOME A /SOC/HOOKUP AND BLOG THREAD

IT IS EVERYONES DUTY TO PREVENT THIS HAPPENING AGAIN


THESE SLOWLY GET MORE AND MORE FREQUENT AND THE NEWBIES ARRIVING WILL THINK THESE THREADS ARE JUST LIKE /A/S GAY HOOKUP THREADS AND MAKE THESE THREADS THEIR HOME

PLEASE DO YOUR PART PEOPLE!

>>12246396
>>12246399

If you really want my tumblr, it's Kaibutsu-kei. She reblogged my post about selling commissions.

She's a kind person. I don't agree with her political views but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to how nice someone is.

>>12246371
Well, at least it's a real person and not a troll fishing for people's contact info

>>12246401

I just want to talk about Asuka eating watermelon.

i think im dying

>>12246394
http://kaibutsu-kun.tumblr.com/orikyara
Simply epic tumblr Kaibutsu-kun.

Why are you so autistic?

>>12246401
>NEWBIES ARRIVING
who cares

>>12246405

On the other hand, it's a fat 28-year-old mexican 'girl' preying emotionally on teenage boys.

>>12246404
Post url.

>>12246408
Is there anything wrong with personal, original content? You dont hate zun for his work.

There should be a new /jp/ rule - 'no girls allowed.' Posting that you're a girl is an instant thirty-day.

>>12246398
Quick! Eat some yogurt!

>>12246420
Why? That's sexist.

>>12246401
Well, it is summer alright.

>>12246420
Fuck off to wizardgaychan

>>12246414
it's easy enough to find, but fine.
http://kaibutsu-kun.tumblr.com/
It's filled with amateur art.

>>12246422

I don't have any

>>12246394
>Call me Mikan.
>Pronouns are entirely up to you.
>Culinary Arts Major / Full-time kifujin.
>Amateur artist.
Still those pronouns, Mikan-san...

Best thread on /jp/ right now. I wish happiness for everyone posting here, specially OP.

>>12246436
It's more because some people refer to me as he and some she and I really dont care either way. It's easier if people make their own decisions as to what to call me.

>>12246439

Is this what it looks like when a girl tries to 'troll'?

>>12246439

you too

>>12246433
If you have some milk you can add some yogurt to it and then set it out and later it will be yogurt too.

>>12246439
Thanks, Enma.
See you in 60 years.

>>12246446

my head hurts now, I think its too late...

>>12246446
But he doesn't have any!
>>12246433
What about some hot-water bag? That'll help, too!

http://kaibutsucha.tumblr.com/
Yuck... why are you a coreaboo?

>>12246450
did you eat something weird?

any ideas why you feel that way?

>>12246463
I'm not. I went there on vacation to visit family.
If you have beef with me talk to me privately.

>>12246463

Girls identify perfectly with the superficial, disgustingly shallow culture of Korea.

>>12246413
What do you mean by preying emotionally?