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You have the ability to make 1 touhou real but the poster below gets to make something horribly wrong with the touhou you chose.

I'll start: tewi

>> No.12230182

>>12230178
rabbit stew

Seija

>> No.12230182,1 [INTERNAL] 

LOL 4chan logo sucks compared to reddit lol

>> No.12230184

>>12230182
Loving Wife
Yuugi

>> No.12230186

>>12230182
Explodes in a shower of gore when a black man looks at her.

Yukari.

>> No.12230189

>>12230184
>Loving Wife

I thought everyone hate Seija

>> No.12230195

>>12230186
treat her like a old woman.

Ran

>> No.12230198

>>12230195
kidnap Chen

Satori

>> No.12230200

>>12230198
think lewd thoughts

Wriggle

>> No.12230202

>>12230200
Is a boy.

Cirno

>> No.12230205

>>12230202
cannot touch with bare skin or you'll get stuck

Reimu

>> No.12230206 [DELETED] 

>>12230205
breath smells like armpits

Yukari

>> No.12230208

>>12230206
cannot do lewd acts with

Marisa

>> No.12230209

>>12230206
wakes up

Mystia

>> No.12230210

>>12230189
That was the joke...

>> No.12230213

>>12230209
sat on by a cow
moekou

>> No.12230214

>>12230209

has smallpox

Yuyuko

>> No.12230215

>>12230214
offers you food

Youmu

>> No.12230218

>>12230215
has no panties

Futo

>> No.12230219

>>12230213
eat her liver

Sakuya

>> No.12230222

>>12230219
has no teeth

Marisa

>> No.12230223

>>12230219
chronic nosebleed

patchouli

>> No.12230224

>>12230222
frizzy hair

Reisen

>> No.12230225

this is a fucking lame forum game

>> No.12230227

>>12230223
gets on the treadmill

Reisen

>> No.12230228

>>12230223
marathon

Sanae

>> No.12230229

>>12230228
chastity belt

Suwako

>> No.12230230

>>12230229
chastity belt

Kanako

>> No.12230231

>>12230230
sports bra

nitori

>> No.12230234

>>12230231
bad sales

Keine

>> No.12230236

>>12230234
indegestion when trying to eat hiroshima

kaguya

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12230237

>>12230229
>>12230230
oh you

>> No.12230238

>>12230236
does something of value

Rumia

>> No.12230241

>>12230238
has a nightlight stuck to her forehead

koakuma

>> No.12230245

>>12230241
forgets how to read

Yuuka

>> No.12230246

>>12230245
doesn't sexually abuse you

Momiji

>> No.12230247

>>12230245
becomes a macho man

Chen

>> No.12230249

>>12230247
no more honk

Letty

>> No.12230253

>>12230249
Permanent summer

Murasa

>> No.12230249,1 [INTERNAL] 

Wow I remember playing forum games like this when I was 13

>> No.12230254

>>12230253
permanently invisible

shou

>> No.12230255

>>12230254
is a statue

Mima

>> No.12230260

>>12230255
has liquid properties but is in a solid state

>> No.12230261

>>12230255
starts speaking with a lisp

eiki

>> No.12230262

>>12230255
Hypersensitive bones

Sunny

>> No.12230262,1 [INTERNAL] 

JANITOR APPROVED THREAD

>> No.12230265

>>12230262
Grows up

Miko

>> No.12230266

>>12230262

Clinical depression.

Satori.

>> No.12230267

>>12230265
earmuffs get stolen

koishi

>> No.12230268

>>12230265
no headphones

Koishi

>> No.12230270

>>12230266
reads ur mind xD

tenshi

>> No.12230271

>>12230267
>>12230268
Can't turn off her nobody-can-tell-I'm-there shit.

Orin.

>> No.12230272

>>12230271
sexualized forever

okuu

>> No.12230274
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12230274

>>12230270
Is not a masochist

Rinnosuke

>> No.12230276

>>12230274
has no dick

Tokiko

>> No.12230278

>>12230272
Actually has to work at a nuclear power plant.

Yuugi

>> No.12230279

>>12230278
beer belly

suika

>> No.12230280

>>12230279
doesn't drink alcohol

Flandre

>> No.12230281

>>12230279
has big breasts

Cirno

>> No.12230283

>>12230279
Trapped in a dry county in Tennessee.

Aya

>> No.12230285

>>12230246

isn't the docile sex pet that you want her to be

lily

>> No.12230286

>>12230283
Spends all her time on her blog.

Luna

>> No.12230286,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.12230287

>>12230285
has a stinger like a bee

lily black

>> No.12230287,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.12230294

>>12230287
Is the same person as Lily White

Marisa's Dad

>> No.12230294,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.12230988

>>12230294
offers you a full time job at your favorite anime studio

Flan

>> No.12230994

>>12230988
Gives you Diabeetus

Meiling

>> No.12230996

>>12230994
Looks like an actual Han Chinese woman.

Yuyuko

>> No.12230997

>>12230996
Is a whale

Momiji

>> No.12231000

>>12230997
Wants to fuck all the time, but has a really stinky vagoo

sakuya

>> No.12231001

>>12231000
Has eight legs and seven vaginas

Patchouli

>> No.12231004

>>12231001
every day gains half a pound more

The Catfish

>> No.12231014

>>12231004
Must watch all episodes of Charmed

Yorihime

>> No.12231025

>>12231014
Become Obama's cockslave

Kisume

>> No.12231026

>>12231014
No powers

Konngara

>> No.12231059

>>12231025
bucket gets stolen

Minoriko

>> No.12231093

>>12231059
is allergic to sweet potatoes

Sukuna

>> No.12231132

>>12231093
Eaten by cat.

Byakuren

>> No.12231146

>>12231132
flat chested

Sekibanki

>> No.12231158

>>12231146
Trapped in ireland due to passport issues.

Kokoro

>> No.12231162 [DELETED] 

>>12231158
Fucks only black guys

Chen

>> No.12231165

>>12231162
Pee's on your bed.

ZUN

>> No.12231166
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12231166

>>12231165
But ZUN is real

Beer-ko

>> No.12231167

>>12231165
ZUN quits producing anything 2hu because of his kid

Ran

>> No.12231168

>>12231167
Didn't ran fast enough.

Shikieiki.

>> No.12231170

>>12231168
Becomes a human and lovely housewife

Reisen

>> No.12231179

>>12231170
Gets jailed for desertion.

Background beer serving girl in HM

>> No.12231195

>>12231179
She too exhaust from her job as a server to do anything but cuddle at nights

Nazrin

>> No.12231201

>>12231195
is a mouse

Star

>> No.12231213

Now has downs syndrome

Remilia

>> No.12231227

>>12231213
Blown up by Flandre

Mei-Ling

>> No.12231283

>>12231227
She's now Scottish

Hina

>> No.12231285

>>12231227
Has foot bindings

Momiji

>> No.12231296

>>12231285
She's English and speaks with a strong east london accent

>> No.12231301

>>12231296
OH SHIT, I forgot, I choose Patchouli.

>> No.12231304
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12231304

>>12231301
She's muscular inside her pajamas.

Futo

>> No.12231305

>>12231301
Illiterate

Komachi

>> No.12231380

>>12231305
Shit out of your mouth

Yuugi

>> No.12231396

>>12231380
Dehorning.

Parsee Mizuhashi

>> No.12231402

>>12231396
Not jealous

Reimu

>> No.12231417

>>12231402
Becomes ganguro

Tewi

>> No.12231432

>>12231417
Will become hat material in a month

Okuu

>> No.12231435

>>12231432
Gives you cancer and radiation poisoning

That one zombie with a seal on it's face that i can't remember the name of

>> No.12231437

>>12231435
Yoshika you fookin nerd.
>>>/sci/

>> No.12231448
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12231448

>>12231417

Pulls a prank and lures you into a 20-foot pitfall. You break your legs and starve to death in the pit.

>> No.12231452

Toyohime Watatsuki

>> No.12231453

>>12231435
She stop being stupid zombie and become a professional poet.

Raiko Horikawa

>> No.12231493

>>12231453
Break her drum.

Shinki.

>> No.12231713

>>12231493
No longer considered canon.

Kasen

>> No.12231730

>>12231713
She isn't an Oni.

Tojiko

>> No.12231762

>>12231730
is raped by a book youkai

Maribel

>> No.12231763

/jp/ - shitty forum games.

>> No.12231786

>>12231762
Actually Yukary

Tenshi

>> No.12231800

>>12231786

Full blown HIV-associated neurocognitive disorder.


Nue.

>> No.12231801

>>12231800
Looks like the grey alien on the cover of Communion

Eirin

>> No.12231802

>>12231801
Looks her age.

Ichirin

>> No.12231812
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12231812

>>12231802
Has explosive diarrhea three times a day.

Yuuka.

>> No.12231816

>>12231812
Is an actual plant.

Yoshika

>> No.12231842

>>12231816
Crotch rot.

Hatate

>> No.12231849 [DELETED] 

>>12231842
Only interacts with black guy

Neu

>> No.12231851

>>12231842
Knowing that the happiness will end some day

Koakuma

>> No.12231855

>>12231849
become a nun

Moon Reisen

>> No.12231857

>>12231855
Loses her bunny ears

Remilia

>> No.12231858

>>12231857
Turns into Count Duckula

Marissa

>> No.12231861

>>12231858
raped by her dad

Reimu

>> No.12231865

>>12231861
never shows her armpits

Sariel

>> No.12231866

>>12231861
Never earns a dollar in her life, dies destitute

Kagerou.

>> No.12231868

>>12231866
Doesn't lick her own crotch

Keine

>> No.12231874

>>12231868
All out of her favorite Shampoo.

Seiga

>> No.12231884

>>12231874
Jewish

Patchouli

>> No.12231886

>>12231884
lose her hair

Sanae

>> No.12231888

>>12231886

Man hating SJW

Momizi

>> No.12231896

>>12231888
got fleas

Alice

>> No.12231908

>>12231896
Becomes a complete normie.

Chen

>> No.12231910

>>12231908
Loses all cat parts.

Yamame.

>> No.12231916

>>12231910
Confined in a sterile, spherical environment with spider silk repelling walls.

Seija

>> No.12231917

>>12231910
Dies from a disease she creates to try and kill her new stalker-anon, but backfires.

Remilia.

>> No.12231928

>>12231916
She becomes a law-abiding citizen

Futo

>> No.12231931

>>12231928

Futa

Kagerou

>> No.12231936

>>12230272
>>12231432
is a 100 gigacurie radiation source, meaning if you can touch her(even in a suit) you are already dead.

rika

>> No.12231939

>>12231931
a lot of pubic hair

tiny 2hu

>> No.12231945

>>12231939
Meets Issun, but is ignored due to lacking bosom.

Your favorite Touhou

>> No.12231954

>>12231945

A shit

Reimu

>> No.12231958

Wow! It's just like I'm on my forums again!

>> No.12231972

>>12231954
Shes a giant goose that wears reimus clothes

Okuu

>> No.12231976

>>12231954
Has to pay alimony for all the children she fathered during Rapeu mode.

>>12230225
>>12231763
>>12231958
Passive-aggressive kun

>> No.12231978

>>12231972

Cloaca

Orin

>> No.12231983

>>12231976
That's not what passive aggression is, faget.

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12231996

>>12231983
>Passive-aggressive behavior is the indirect expression of hostility, such as through procrastination, sarcasm, hostile jokes, stubbornness, resentment, sullenness, or deliberate or repeated failure to accomplish requested tasks for which one is (often explicitly) responsible.

You are now legally obliged to suck my cock, dude.

>> No.12232013

>>12231996
Who are you quoting, onii-san?

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12232027

>>12232013
Wikipe-tan. She's the smartest!

>> No.12232132

>>12231978
Euthanized.

Unzan

>> No.12232455

>>12232132
Meteorology

Genjii

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12232464

>>12232455
Become a gangster

Miko

>> No.12232899

>>12232464
Massive Skrillex fan.

Wakasagihime

>> No.12234862

>>12232899
Is litterally a fish.

reika.

>> No.12234869

>>12234862
*rika, i'm idort

>> No.12236116

>>12231976
>>12231996
Not him but I'm pretty sure he was active aggresive.
I don't see what's indirrect in calling your activity shit.

>> No.12236122

>>12231851
NTRs you

Koakuma

>> No.12236351

>>12236122
Converts to Islam

Suwako

>> No.12236353

>>12236351
If the hat comes off she dies.

Yuuka.

>> No.12236354

>>12236353
Dies in a sunflower-harvesting accident

Tenshi

>> No.12236356

>>12236353
Hates Flowers

Shikieiki

>> No.12236370

>>12236354
Is allergic to corndogs

Yukari

>> No.12236375

>>12236370
Become a loli

Yorihime

>> No.12236386

>>12236375
Obtains lung cancer from moon dust

The Hisoutensoku (the robot)

>> No.12236402

>>12236386
Was built without any holes besides a mouth.

Flandre

>> No.12236415

>>12236402
Accidentally herself

Luna Child

>> No.12236435

>>12236415
has DDD sized boobs

yuuka

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12236456

>>12236435

She's turns out to be a lovecraftian horror. Thank you Imperfect Metamorphosis.

Wriggle.

>> No.12236570

>>12236456
Chitinous boobs.

Mystia

>> No.12236573

>>12236570
Can't sing for shit

Koisheep

>> No.12236582

>>12236573
Halal, right..?

Kagerou.

>> No.12236596

>>12236582
Has worms

Rumia

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12236597

>>12236596
actually likes to eat people

<-

>> No.12236608

Oh wow, this is fantastic, now all we need are individual post counters.

>> No.12236615

>>12236597
Is a Jew

Mokou

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12236625

>>12236608
don't forget registration and avatars and the ability to thumb up or down posts.

So I don't get banned:

>>12236615
is a gachimuchi character

pic

>> No.12236658

>>12236608
On the up side, this thread seems to be keeping the retards from /v/ and /b/ from shitposting in other threads. I've noticed a marked improvement in posts the past day or so.

>> No.12236698

>>12236625
No loli. Umbrella only. Final destination.

Ran

>> No.12236709

>>12236608
Are post games really that shitty?

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12236716

>>12236698
Her tails are as filthy as can be. Do you know how difficult it is to clean those?

Yumemi

>> No.12236726

>>12236709
Not necessarily, but try rereading this thread and telling me this one isn't.

>> No.12236739

>>12236726
I've seen worse from /jp/.

>> No.12236748

>>12236625
Actually 2spooky4u

Kokoro

>> No.12236834

>>12236748
Actually Jason Voorhees.

Mamizou

>> No.12237786

>>12236116
I gathered he wanted to insult the posters in this thread, but resorted to degrading the activity instead of the individuals; that is, insulted us by proxy.

>> No.12238176

>>12236739
👍

>> No.12238251

>>12237786
It's the activity that's bad, not you guys. Why can't you go do this on http://www.pooshlmer.com/wakaba/ or the shrinemaiden forums or something?

It's not an otaku culture topic just because you're playing the shitty game with Touhou characters.

>> No.12238306

>>12238251
woah dude back the HELL up. You do not get to invade our community and call 2hu shitty.

>> No.12238567

>>12238251
But why?
I'm sorry I misunderstood you, but I see no harm in having fun with people you like, even if it is not cerebrally challenging or firmly on-topic.

>> No.12238799

>>12236834
Shaved tail/no fur

Wakasagihime

>> No.12238819

>>12238251
we're only doing it ironically

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12238872

>>12238819
Ikizukuri.

Flan

>> No.12239091

>>12238872
Has turned into a NEET from the 495 years in the family basement.

Youmu

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12239673

>>12239091
Actually Youki in disguise.

Yuyuko

>> No.12239681

>>12239673
Cannot be seen or touched, due to RL ghost physics. Will still empty your fridge.

Komachi

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12239708

>>12239681
Becomes a professional fisherwoman

Iku

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12239996

>>12239708
Was John Travolta all along.

Shikieiki

>> No.12240021

>>12239996
Criticizes everything you do.

Elly

>> No.12240023

>>12239996
She has to pick up the slack and judge every single human that has ever existed. It's anyone's guess how long she takes for each one.

Shinki

>> No.12241017

>>12240021
Congratulations.. You also get one free, and homicidal, Yuuka..

>>12240023
Is actually Cthulhu..

Mima

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12241140

wife

waifu

>> No.12241147

>>12241017
Never appears in another game

I won't name a 2hu because this game is stupid.

>> No.12242416

>>12241147
Your face is stupid.
pls dont hurt me i was only kidding janny i wasnt bullying

>> No.12242704

>>12241147
I ignore your post's message and instead post the name of a Touhou character.

Rinnosuke

>> No.12242724

>>12242704
Autopenectomy through excessive masturbation.

Chen

>> No.12242738

>>12242724
Any attempts to do lewds with Chen will lead to a severe punishment from Ran, who will always be with her.

Rumia

>> No.12242752

>>12242738
Shibari in a well-lit room

Alice

>> No.12242772

>>12242752
Is a realdoll controlled by Shanghai.

Satori

>> No.12242775

>>12242772
She ends up becoming "That Creepy Girl in the middle of the woods" since she can't take the perversions and corruptions of humanity's thought process.

Sunny

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12242828

>>12242775
Reeks of sour milk..

Noukarin

>> No.12242834

This thread is embarrassing. This is the type of stuff I'd expect to see on /b/ or some gay Touhou forum. What next, are you guys going to start roleplaying as the characters? /jp/ must have changed a lot in the years I was away.

>> No.12242843
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>>12242834
>What next, are you guys going to start roleplaying as the characters?

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>What next, are you guys going to start roleplaying as the characters?

>> No.12242944

>>12242834
Massive influx of newfriends. 2011 was shit I admit and we have fallen even further into the depths of normalfaggotry since then, aided by negligent moderation

>> No.12243013

>>12242944
touhou oldfags are all shit anyway. i can't name a single one that isn't a total embarrassment

>> No.12243035

>>12242834
We were doing that back in 2008.

All we've done is come full circle again.

>> No.12243054

>>12242834
Gooo Awayyyyyy

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>>12242834
>What next, are you guys going to start roleplaying as the characters?

>> No.12243070

>>12242834
>some gay Touhou forum
Well, excuse me, princess.

>> No.12244013

Stay on target fellow 2hufaggots..

The current topic is (yes, this is samefag)...

Noukarin

>> No.12244017

>>12242834
You're awfully critical for a basement dweller, Go back to /v/ yah crossboardin faggot

>> No.12244024

>>12244013
Inbred to the point of banjo..

Kyoko

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>>12242834
>/jp/ must have changed a lot in the years I was away.

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