/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12235336
When you cum in her ass.

After she says "yare yare"

Because it's cool.

"dude"
"bro"
"yeah?"

Same linguistic function

>>12235356
read again cutie, OP asked when, not why.

>>12235336
When she cums in your ass.

MARISA DOES NOT SAY DA ZE
SHE SPEAKS IN A ROUGH MANNER, LIKE
"GOD DAMN FUCKING YOUKAI, GO DIE"
NOT DA ZE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T SAY IT
SHE DOESN'T FUCKING SAY IT

>>12235336
she says it in PC-98 games

Several times in Imperishable Night.

>花は多すぎてもなぁ
>色彩感覚が狂うぜ
checkmate athiests

>>12235336
At the end of her sentences, exactly where you'd expect it to be said,

>>12235802
I like how some people make her dialogue sounded more like western/country. That's pretty neat.

>>12236169
I can completely see her as a Texan.

>>12235802
She does say だぜ though, go play the games in moon and stop playing the shitty SA translations.

>>12235336
when a properly educated girl would say "yo".

Marisa has some, but not all, speech patterns of a coarse guy. "da ze" is one of these. But she calls herself by the neutral/feminine "watashi" instead using "ore", so her speech is very characteristic.

Regarding watashi, is there any touhou who uses atashi? Cirno is famous because the atai, but I don't remember touhous using the usual girly speech.

>>12235336
Whenever she hangs out with me

"Yo, shitheads. It's me, Melissa Twinklestar"

>>12237995
I wish my fingers could snip stars.

>>12235802
whoa, calm down anon. Take that cucumber out of your ass if it hurts.

>>12238000
I think i know how i could do that but it may be painful and leave a burn

>>12237995
>Melissa Twinklestar
>not Melissa Mcdonald
Also fuck you for reminding me of this manga ;_;

>>12238381
I like Nitro Carwash.

when she tells people to fuck of and die in a hole

>>12238408
>when she tells people to fuck of

Fuck of what?

WHAT IS IT A FUCK OF? I MUST KNOW!

>>12238421
A fuck of fucks.

>>12235805
Not True. Marisa doesn't start Ze-ing until the Windows games. Originally it was Chiyuri's verbal tic.

>>12236173
Marisa is the most American Touhou.

>>12242336
Reisen is the most American Tohou.

Tell me about Marisa. Why does she say "ze"?

>>12242344
If I take off the hat, will you die?

>>12242351
I don't have a hat though.

Do headpones counts?

>>12242343
Marisa is boisterous, rash, and solves her problems by blowing them up.

How is Reisen more American than that?

>>12242370
She's a promiscuous bunny slut.

>>12238816
It's not a tic. It's speaking regular sentences in regular Japanese.

>>12242351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

>>12242383
English doesn't have sentence enders like Japanese does, so there no 1:1 equivalent word. I used "verbal tic" as it was the closest I could think of to someone using a contextually inappropriate sentence ender.

>>12242383
The amount that Marisa uses it makes it a verbal tick.

The English equivalent is something like "ain't it?"

>>12242452
No sentence enders, huh? Better let all those Canadians know, eh? It's news to me, yo.

>>12242370
She's foreign. Foreign = American.

>>12246432
Foreign = from the fucking moon you idiot.

>>12244548

In my head canon marisa speaks like a 20 year old guy from rural alberta

>>12246504
The moon has been American soil since 1969.

>>12236173
>>12242336
Marisa is an Asian westaboo practicing superior Western Magicks, similar to how Patchouli is a Western weeaboo practicing inferior Eastern magic.

>>12246590
treaty on principles governing the activities of states in the exploration and use of outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies

>>12246590
no nation is allowed to claim space territory according to a certain treaty which the us was one of the first to sign

big hat

>>12246590
>>12247162

Link for the lazy:
http://www.unoosa.org/oosa/SpaceLaw/outerspt.html

Thank goodness for UNOOSA being there to clear that one up for us.

>>12247363
Damn.. it would be cool as hell to be a lawyer practicing in space law.

>>12247329
Hats are cool!

>>12247363
So, I can't form the principality of Zeon but I can be the CEO of Zeon corp and rule the space? Nice.

dancing maris

>>12248264
And then you and your citiz-- employees can get increasingly pissed off about that treaty and start a war over your space sovereignty. It all works out in the end.

>>12247162
Thinking America will follow anyone's rules including its own.

http://beforeitsnews.com/space/2011/05/claim-secret-american-base-discovered-on-moon-624464.html

:^)

>>12247650
*tips witches hat*

>>12237988
Ca... can I hang ou... out... t... too?

>>12249081
Are you cute?

>>12238381
Who's Bevie Rages supposed to be

>>12238421
A big one

a great one

>>12244548
When I went to Canada, I did not hear anyone say eh. It was very disappointing.

>>12242452
Idiolect, perhaps?

>>12249142
Ye... yea... I... th... think so...

>>12253404
Keinechan-sensei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzTbqyM0QhE&t=10m50s

marisa is a gangster

>>12247329
big hat Mark II

Marisa loves FN guns.

>>12257931
Especially one that use 5.7x28. Dem wound vectors.

>>12257729
Then yes

>>12235336
She is German so it is only natural tht she would mispronounce the and say ze instead.

I'm going to marry Marisa!

>>12257934
Anon, what exactly is going on there?

>>12259100
Someone shoved an emptied AR magazine into the ejection port of the PS90 to serve as a casing catcher.

>>12259391
Would that actually work though?

>>12257931
>>12257934
truNEET guns cost $150 MAX and have cute bolt-action and wooden stocks, please remove this hypernormie crapola from my /jaypee/ pronto

>>12258182
Congratulations! I wish you all the happiness in the world.

>>12259416
I guess so. The AR mag would fall out though after about halfway through the PS90 mag, though.
A better option would be to just tie a small sturdy bag around the ejection port to catch the brass.
>>12259422
But, anon, everyone has a nugget.

>>12258182
She is not real.

>>12260120
She's real in my heart, and you can't stop me from marrying her.

>>12260120

>Posting Kagura
>Not marrying Kagura over Marisa

Die.

>>12260251
Who are you quoting, Crossie?

>>12260251
I would if she existed and was older, ohh and if she wanted to.