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Copypasta.

You're a huge faggot. Powerlevels.

>Within 5 minutes a porn scenes comes up

Well, it is a hentai VN, I'm not sure what you expected.

Also, what the hell are you doing playing any VNs in the front row in a classroom?
Again, I'm not sure what you expected.

>>1222893
So fake, so copypasta, so FAIL.

Cool story bro

>I was sitting in the front row
>So I decided to try out the game
>Anyone behind me could see

You are not a smart person.

>>1222893
Shit pasta is shit.
It would be a bit better if there was a bit about laptop speakers being at max volume and the female going "aaaaaahhhhhnnnnnnn <3 <3"

Would be better if someone set your alarm to tokischlick at full volume.

NYYYAAAAAAAN GOSHUJIN-SAMAAAAAAAAAA

What saddens me is that even if OP is copypasta, there are people such a lack of dignity. This 300lb guy in my last CompSci class took a front-row computer and spent most of class time watching CCS episodes on YouTube. Everyone thought he was really creepy, I have no doubt he would have popped in h-games if he had them with him.

>>1222976
>NYYYAAAAAAAN GOSHUJIN-SAMAAAAAAAAAA
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1292932

>>1222976
Well, being Computer Science, I can somehow understand it considering the computers in the front rows are always the only computers left if you come a few minutes before the class.

In my fucking Cost accounting class, this skinny ass white guy had his laptop out doing spreadsheets with a fucking Maid skin for his rainmeter that says "Dame desu" whenever he does something he can't do on the comp. I guess he switched the .wav for that annoying noise. But fuck....POWERLEVELS!!!

Even though the game was hilariously bad, Let's Meow Meow holds a special place in my heart as the first VN/eroge I ever played.

>Maid skin for his rainmeter that says "Dame desu" whenever he does something he can't do on the comp

That actually sounds amusing to have for my computer in the privacy of my own room.

>>1223001
Stop watching CCS on youtube.

>>1223015
That's actually kinda cool.

>>1222976
I have a friend who's like this. He talks about tentacle hentai on the street and reads Snow Sakura in the middle of a class. I wish he'd learn to hide his power levels.

>>1223008
>>had his laptop out doing spreadsheets with a fucking Maid skin for his rainmeter that says "Dame desu" whenever he does something he can't do on the comp

That's actually really awesome. And hilarious.

We should make an internet TV show of this. You know, weeaboos annoying other weeaboos.

>>1222976
I have a friend who's like this. He talks about tentacle hentai on the street and reads Snow Sakura in the middle of a class. I wish he'd learn to hide his powerlevels.

>>1223018
No, I only watch the episodes on my hard drive.

>>1223008
This is delicious. More stories like it, please, it nourishes me.
Even make shit up, I don't give a fuck.
Damn, I'm gonna miss uni.
When I get a job should I put figs on my desk.
I don't have any figs. I'd buy them for this purpose. I'm mad as hell and feel like rattling cages.

>>1223029
>We should make an internet TV show of this. You know, weeaboos annoying other weeaboos.
Shit, that'd be hilarious.

>>1223029
>We should make an internet TV show of this. You know, weeaboos annoying other weeaboos.
FUND IT

>>1223008

..........uhh was your registration number for that class #400565?

>We should make an internet TV show of this. You know, weeaboos annoying other weeaboos.
I just thought... amateur actors... nah. Shit would either be expensive or horrible.
Then I thought writing would okay. Just a load of copypasta then. Hm.
Then it hit me. A visual novel about this shit. No romance and shit, just nerds and rage. Why the fuck not.

>>1223058
>A visual novel about this shit. No romance and shit, just nerds and rage.
Fund it.

>>1223058

I would play it. It would probably be the most rage inducing game ever conceived.

Ancient copypasta is ancient.

Either that, or people on /jp/ are really, really fucktarded

>>1223066
And the most hilarious.

>>1223075
No one bought it, we're just entertaining ourselves by telling stories about weeaboos in public.

>>1223075
We already know it's copypasta.

The only time I've seen really bad powerlevels in class was this Filipino fag in my Linear Algebra class who had a "uguuuuuu" play out when his comp turned on. Everyone else was like......wow what an attention whore sound. But since I knew better, I just kinda stared at him cuz he was dressed in hip hop cloths.

>>1223094
How dare they dress like niggers!

>>1223090
>he was dressed in hip hop cloths
Fucking Filipinos.

A VN has made me laugh, a VN has made me cry. But has a VN ever made you rage?

Turn this into a tagline or some shit.
Actually pretty much all VNs have made me rage. Eh. It sort of sounds good anyway. Fuck you, I'm not the one who's going to be writing this. Someone do it pls.

When I was in a dorm, a few years ago, there was that guy who hanged a Bleach poster a the common walls.
I almost lit the thing on fire but the sprinklers would've ruined my stuff.

>>1223096
How dare they act like niggers!

>>1223100
>hanged

What school did you go to?

>>1223090

Yeah I've seen some weeaboos dressed like hip hop cloths too. There was this group of weeaboos watching some Death Note in our college's cafeteria and this ghetto'd out Filipino kid walked up to them and said "OH SNAPZ! Is dat sum Death Note! Hella fucking trippy." The group of weeaboos were staring at that fag like he was the weird one.

>>1223107
What were you doing watching Death Note in a cafeteria?

>>1223107
>"OH SNAPZ! Is dat sum Death Note! Hella fucking trippy."

>>1223090
>I just kinda stared at him
He know thinks you're gay for him.

>>1223090
>I just kinda stared at him
He now thinks you're gay for him.

>>1222952
>tokischlick
Explain.

I remember going to my dentist on halloween because I chipped my tooth and he was fucking dressed as Vash. Then I realized my dentist is a fresh out of dental school Asian guy and I wasn't that surprised anymore.

>>1223065
Anon's Nice Day?

>>1223167
Holy fuck, your dentist is Vash?

>>1223174
Perhaps such rage could be integrated in. I have not been keeping track of it. Or anything on /jp/. Does that project have a blog or something?

>>1223209
It does, but I never bothered to bookmark it, I can't be bothered to google it.

Sup /jp/,

Today I was on my computer posting on /jp/, as usual, and someone posted some promotions. It was the purple haired loli, maybe some of you saw it. I opened that picture in another tab on firefox and forgot about, went back to posting on /jp/. Not long after my roommate walks in the door. Now usually my second tab will be some random article on wikipedia, but today it was a naked loli (thanks a lot Anon). My first reaction to hearing the door open is to close my /jp/ tab. It was then that my roommate walked in and saw my screen, my screen being 27" it was hard not to see. He pretty much yelled 'WHAT THE FUCK', I powered off my monitor and ran out, and not 5 minutes later I'm back and he's nowhere to be found.

Here's my question: How bad did I just fuck up? On a scale to 1-10.

>>1223155
1/10 ಠ_ಠ

>>1223256

Confess to him about your lolicon-fetishes.

>>1223107
>college cafeteria
Are you all from UCSC? I want to choke the lot of you.

>>1223256
Did you run past him? Did he know it was you? Were you trying to hide or what?
Perhaps you should draw us a diagram.

>>1223049
... fuck ... yeah. WTF? Are you in my class?

>>1223256
not too bad unless the person who saw is a future love interest

>>1223008
Are you kidding? That skin would be totally awesome.

>>1223256
Better reload. The panicking might get you killed after a few more scenes.

Not your fucking blog.

>>1223327
Do you like Touhou?

I was always under the impression that one should only hide their powerlevel from the public and discussing it with your friends would be ok?

>>1223327
>Not your fucking blog.

Then what is it? You just want to discuss powerlevels and play melty blood?

Stop saying that. These threads make /jp/ more fun.

>>1223256
Nice and fresh copypasta, a day old.

>>1223354
No one here has friends.

>>1223362

>>1223297
What if they like it, too?

>>1223155

I used to almost have a weeaboo, mmo gamer friend in uni. He almost invited me to an animu convention. He was very friendly. But other people didn't like him and said nasty things about him when he was absent.

>>1223008
Holy shit. Where can I get a Windows skin with cute moe Japanese girls telling me stuff?

>>1223292
What? How did he figure out your number? Do you think you know who he is?

>>1223008
http://sk2b.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/gallerypro/gallery.cgi

Maybe here?

>>1223391
Stuff?
"You're a failure!"
"Why can't you stop looking at underage 2D girls?"
"I hate you!"

Make sure to specify "good things" lest you get verbally berated by your computer, which would be amusing but depressing.

>>1223396
>>1223292
>>1223049
same person

Don't worry, if he was a serious MMO player he would've taken to living in front of his computer soon anyway.

>>1223405
>Make sure to specify "good things" lest you get verbally berated by your computer, which would be amusing but depressing.
OH GOD SO TSUNDERE

>>1223405
>http://sk2b.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/gallerypro/gallery.cgi
>passworded
fucking japs

>>1223405
Where can I download this tsundere computer blob? I want to be berated.

>>1223174
Well, the beta had anon-tan rage at you when you failed to suppress your powerlevel. And there's this deleted scene that was meant to be basically you trying to not rage at everything she said. Beginning with her squealing at Viral being SOOO KAWAIIII!
After enduring watching her show you her dA, fanfiction.net and gaia profiles, you had the choice to let her have it, or swallow the anger and exchange emails. A girl is a girl, right? her mail is yhbt@4chan.org
It was deemed far too sadistic, specially since it was long scene. Hours stretch out, and you just keep on nodding...

I could add more rage worthy scenes, show how hard it is not to lash out at everyone you meet out there, because, for fucksake, there's a lot of potential rage to be found.

sage for AND

>>1223405
http://sk2b.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/gallerypro/gallery.cgi?mode=view&no=96

Okay I found this Miku thing. What is it? Something for Windows Media Player? Or winamp?

http://sk2b.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/gallerypro/gallery.cgi?mode=view&no=93
Any moonspeaking anons feel like having a go at the password question/answer there?

sage for fag of colombia

>>1223588
monitors memory usage and whatnot

>>1223595

>>1223592
Pass is in the game manual or something