/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Lose, probably.

Looks like they are challenging me to a fighter. I will win of course because I have a penis

>>12226243
Isn't playing touhou better with those arcade sticks?

Lose and double or nothing in GG.

I can beat them at being a NEET

I'd suggest we play strip touhou, it's like strip poker, but touhou

>>12226285
What are the rules?

>>12226246
I'd let them play touhou with my arcade stick

>>12226294
You have to cook a strip of bacon and eat it each time you die

>>12226238
One time I had a girlfriend and she destroyed me at PoFV The relationship didn't last.

>>12226246
Not really, unless the stick has some real precise movement for such small hitboxes and you hand is really firm. I think analogs would be better.

>>12226238
Let them sit in my lap and molest them.

Can you imagine being an ugly antisocial neet with no life/productive skills and bad at videogames

>>12226351
It's not like being good at videogames makes a difference anyway.

>>12226351
At least I'm good at saving cute pics.

>>12226349
Girls can't molest girls.

>>12226363
Fuck off faggot. I swear to god, you're kind gets more annoying and obnoxious every fucking day. I can't wait for the day you deranged beasts get the furry treatment and are exiled to /b/.

WHIP OUT BOTH MY DICKS AND GIVE ONE TO EACH OF THEM

*unzips dick*

>>12226395

>>12226349
If they would sit in my lap I'd cum instantly and fall asleep.
I wouldn't even have time to get hard.

I'd turn it in to a drinking game, and then have my way with them after i fuck them up with sakuya in TH

>>12226373
nobullypls

>>12226373
I thought I was the only one thinking this. You're a hero anon!

>>12226351
I dont like to imagine being you

Konata and Tomoko... Challenging me to video games? I-is this real life?

At first I would accept, but while I'm playing I would think about how much I love each girl and how I've been so lonely and that pig disgusting 3D's are so stupid. I would start crying around the second boss and when they hugged me to make me feel better I wouldn't ever let go until I woke up from the dream.

>>12226373
>>12227028
>>12227038
I don't get it. Is it a tranny?

>>12226357
Please continue to follow your dreams anon! :3

>>12226299
Not a bad condition

>>12227043
He's a fag who pretends to be a girl because "all of /jp/ is cute girls" or some shit

>>12226351
Why is everyone on /jp/ so much more successful than me!?

>Tomoko
>videogaems
Are you fucking kidding me, OP?

I would shamefully lose to Konata, but Tomoko is an ultimate casual who only plays dating sims.

And knowing how Tomoko is, she would feel very depressed about losing in the only thing she seems she's fit for.

Konata, on the other hand, wouldn't mind losing and would take it as a motivation to train harder, but she's insane and wouldn't lose.

So what will I do? I will lose on purpose to Tomoko, so she gets the sensation of being second-place, not last place.

This would ruin my credibility with Konata, my favorite girl in all the world, but I can't let Tomoko down, even though she deserves her failure. Because I'm too soft hearted to pick on weak ones to get where I want.

I just hope Konata wouldn't stop inviting me for play overs because of that.

>>12227097
how considerate of you...

>>12227097
I would blow Tomoko out of the water and then have a lengthy fight with Konata but come out victorious, then I'd tongue both their cornholes afterward.

>>12227097
>knowing both of their names and their personalities

/a/ please

If Tomoko had a penis, how much cheese would she have?

>>12227147
All.

>>12226373
Look at this newfaf unable to take it easy on the jay.

>>12227148
Thanks you for the honest answer.

>>12227179
I've seen him newfafing around here for a few days now. The last thing he was complaining about was that he looks down on people that use onaholes, or "fake anime vaginas". And before that, he was saying that cuteposting was a new thing to /jp/ and that it should stop.

>>12227209
Cuteposting isn't new to /jp/ anymore, but it should still stop.

>>12227214
>>12227209
What's an example of cuteposting?

>>12227273
ayy, lmao

also, niggy

>>12226909
Hell dude, I can imagine the scene.

>>12227273
Cuteposting is a form of shitposting where overweight adults shut-in with gross facial hair and poor hygiene pretend to be ``cute'' on image board. They will fake cute stuttering while masturbating wildly to the thought of 9 years old children and eating their fourth hamburger of the day. While pissing in bottle and drinking their own cum, they will post cute reaction pictures and pretend to have the same pattern of thought as a little girl.

If you want other /jp/ concept explained I would gladly do it for you.

>>12227276


>feelio when finding jannys house and taking a big niggy shit on his pillow

>>12227292
>``
LAST FUCKING WARNING MOTHERFUCKER

>>12227292
Why is it called the jay? What's with the "no bully" shit?

>>12227304
The majority of the sad users of /jp/ were bullied when they were children. The emotional and psychological scares never healed to these days. The mere thought of bullying is enough to send these pathetic man-children into a mix of rage, frenzy and sexual excitation. Profoundly tied to the cuteposting persona they want to impose into the imageboard, they feel /jp/ should be a no-bully zone full of cuteposting.

The Jay is a mix of the fray and the jaypee.

>>12227273
It's when people reply to you with "cute post dude" or "cute pic dude", with or without a coma preceeding "dude".

There's also ironically shitposting, as seen in >>12227209 where the aim is to get laughters with a satire of contemporary /jp/, and get your point by presenting purposely bad arguments.

And there is unironically shitposting too, as seen in >>12227292 wjere the aim is to prove others that you are right and that they are wrong, because you genuinely believe that arguing on the internet will achieve something besides making you look like an ass.

Those two poster have a similar opinion, but the later is clearly a filthy Xboarder who doesn't blend and rejects the pre-established /jp/ culture; not unlike niggers.

>>12227314
Literal shitter right here.

>>12227318
>pre-established /jp/ culture
That retard culture is only pre-established today because you people did such a good job of stamping out the culture that existed before it.

>>12227314
I thought it was an outgrowth of people calling Warosu the W.

>>12227141
Easy there, big fella. We already know that you, Anonymous, are the ULTIMATE /jp/ otaku. You are probably also the oldest fag on this board. Truly an accomplishment for the ages. Well done.

>>12227329
Go be a faggot on /a/ friend. No need to shit up my board

>>12227340
You're right, Anonymous, I should follow in your footsteps and make worthwhile posts like you have. Your contribution to this thread, and this board (which apparently is yours), cannot be ignored.

>>12227322


both are an outgrouwth of the tendency towards mnemonic contractions

>>12227273
What anime is this from?

>>12227097
>Tomoko is an ultimate casual who only plays dating sims.
They were good at pop'n music too

Konata would probably wreck shit at the fighters, but I don't think either would be good at phantasmagorias or scoring based battles.

>>12227454
You're right about that rhythm game, I'd forgotten it. Well, I think it's an exception, Tomoko would need serious training to get used to Touhou.

About scores, not a problem at all, Konata plays TCG/MMORPG and Tomoko might cheat on her TCGs, but still manages to understand and apply the rules.

>>12227416
D-Frag. But the manga is infinitely better.

>>12227318
>>12227292
Could you explain what is unironic cuteposting and ironic cuteposting?

>>12227568

Challenge them, but if I win, Tomoko has to let me smell her feet.

>>12227871
Would you?

>>12226238
I wouldn't mind losing. Having someone to play games with would be enough to make me happy

>>12227929
Creepy

>>12228006
What's creepy about having fun? Are you some kind of sperglord?

>>12227301
>>12227292
>``cute''
Shalom! xD