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Pets and exiled are accepted.

Delete this thread and post in >>12188305 there is no point in two dead threads.

why are lunarians so pretty?

>>12193513
Go fuck yourself.

>>12193614
You're giving the moonies an awful name.

>>12193616
Big talk, Anon.

Yorihime is Reisen's mom.

>>12194768
Yorihime is so cute.

She seems kind of a stern no fun bitch in SSiB but she grows on me lately because I realize she's just doing it for the Moon.

>>12194771
I'm proud of you, son.
You finally see the light.

>>12194777
Hard to not see it when you notice Reisen also takes the rational, no nonsense attitude from her.

>>12194777
and I ne-- *silent gasping*

>>12194848
>not an animated webm
I am disappointement.

>>12193513
>suggesting a dead thread
Go die in a fire.

>>12198112
It just dies tho...

>>12198124
not surprising since moonbitches are the worst 2hus

>>12198139
pls no ;_;

>>12198139
You wot m8?
You saying bad things 'bout mah moonhoney?

>>12198139

>>12198139
I used to think that way too. Toyohime still ranks low due to being quite prejudiced, but Yorihime is okay (and has a nice fat ass).

>>12199810

;_;7

God speed Armstrong, thanks for owning those bitches

EarthxGensokyo alliance > Moon

>>12199810
>>12199900
Nice samefagging.

>>12199875
I want to bury my face into that fat mooner butt

>>12200297
Don't we all.

The fact Reisen looks like Yorihime is just a coincidence right?

>>12207190
Don't ask, don't tell.

Yorihime a cutie.

>>12207190
Ever hear how pets look like their owners? That.
I don't actually have any art of Yorihime and Reisen. Odd.

>>12213329
Kasen a cutier.

>>12213374
What's going to happen to the crown prince?

>>12213340
Here here, have young Reisen and Yorihime from mamange prequel.

Being a princess is a hard job.

>>12213787
Kaguya is not a princess.

Her status is one of commoner.

Since ZUN put lunarians in the windows games and it's scientificly known that no lunarians are living or lived on the moon, does it mean Gensokyo and Co. is just a fluke and ZUN is lying?
That was a pretty stupid idea of ZUN involving earth's moon in his stories. And assuming people would live on the moon, really? A moon is by definition just a big chunk of dirt with a certain mass near a planet. The dork who came up with the idea of colonizing the moon sure was high when he came up with that plan.

>>12213830
Just wait till moon base.

>>12213830
>it's scientificly known that no lunarians are living or lived on the moon
>scientificly known
>earth science
There's your problem.

It is unremarkable that human scientists have failed to meaningfully detect and classify an ancient civilization of ageless celestial superbiengs, some of whom got their start mastering the mysteries of the universe eons before humans even realized that was something you could systematically do.

>>12213830
>>12213854
>>12213863
owned bitch

>>12213854
But ZUN's Lunarians seem to be Japanese, not Chinese.

>>12213830
ZUN has made clear that the Lunar civilization is hidden in the same way as Gensokyo. Also, it's shown to be a utopia-like place, including a sea and a beach. You should have informed yourself before calling ZUN a fool.

What ZUN forgot was to menation Hitler, wo lives on the moon. Together with Elvis and Koizumi.

>>12213935
>But ZUN's Lunarians seem to be Japanese, not Chinese.
Same shit anyway.

>>12213954
And Chang'e is a chink anyway.

>>12213830
The Lunar Capital is hidden, you filthy secondary.
Read the books instead of badmouthing the super big boss-samae.

>>12213954
Sure, go tell the Chinese that they're Japanese.
Once they're done skinning you alive, maybe I'll be able to explain you how wrong you are.
Protip : Japan used to be a bunch of rednecks, technologically late compared to the rest of Asia (Korea, Manchuria, China). It's only because of Meiji that they managed to become a superpower, otherwise they would still be the local faggots.

>>12214546
They can explain how wrong I am but that won't stop them from being chinese-lite, just like the korean.

Their earliest history is a bunch of a colonizers of the Qin dynasty, China.

>>12214552
What you're doing is claiming that Germn and French are the same.
Despite killing each other on a daily basis since 1850.

>>12214557
Yes, I do say so, the fact they kill each other doesn't mean they don't share the same root.

>>12214537
So I assume it's on the Far side of the moon?

>>12214559
And yet Japanese acted as pirates for centuries, while China was the top superpower. Don't go saying they're the same, having the same root doesn't mean much when the result is that different.

>>12214562
On the Dark Side, where Dark Vador lies. Also, there's that weird scientist/magical side thingy, since Toyo has the magical power of being able to switch side.
Anyway, you can't see the Lunar Capital from the Earth. And even if you're on the Moon, there are chances you can't see it.

>>12214563
>And yet Japanese acted as pirates for centuries, while China was the top superpower. Don't go saying they're the same, having the same root doesn't mean much when the result is that different.
China too acted as pirates against Japan for quite sometimes.

The fact they aren't the same right now doesn't mean they don't share the same root either, not to mention the original moon rabbit and Chang'e myth originate from China, not Japan.

>>12214565
I NEVER read any legend about rabbits on the moon that didn't came from China.

>>12214571
Which mean maybe all the moon rabbits are actually chinese.

>>12214571
There are actually some that do not originate from China:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_bunny

The more you know.

>>12214572
How about we agree that rabbit being actually MOON rabbits and lunarians being LUNARians and stop at that?

The japanese/chinese names are used because the lunarians want to blend in anyway.

>>12214577
I think Kaguya has a true japanese name because the bambo cutter family named her.

Not sure about the other.
Reisen has no true name for example, even Reisen is a codename that can be given to someone else.

>>12214574
More like Daily Did You Know.

>>12214577
Taking the easy way? Let me guess, you're a filth secondary who only read the books? The books with a lot of pictures? Because games are hard?
True Fans never take the easy way to anything.

>>12214581
I'm a secondary but I think that's supposed to be right, true lunarian names are unpronounceable for earth plebs.

>>12214577
Yeah, they are still xeno scums.

>>12214580
"Eirin" cannot be Eirin's true name since the god she's supposed to be has a different name...

>>12214582
And yet Chang'E has another name on the Moon.
How do you explain that?

>>12214585
Uh, Chang'e is originally from the heaven anyway.

Chang'e is what she calls herself when she comes down and marries a chinese earth pleb.

I know my shit, bruv.

>>12214586
Are we talking about the same person?
The Chang'E I know married the Emperor, then decided he was a total dick, and then she drank his immortality elixir and said "fuck you mortal" while ascending to the Moon.

>>12214589
Yes, we're talking about the same person:
>Chang'e was a beautiful young girl working in the Jade Emperor's palace in heaven, where immortals, good people and fairies lived. One day, she accidentally broke a precious porcelain jar. Angered, the Jade Emperor banished her to live on earth, where ordinary people lived. She could return to Heaven, if she contributed a valuable service on earth.

>Chang'e was transformed into a member of a rich farming family. When she was 18, a young hunter named Houyi from another village spotted her, now a beautiful young woman. They became friends.

>One day, a strange phenomenon occurred—10 suns arose in the sky instead of one, blazing the earth. Houyi, an expert archer, stepped forward to try to save the earth. He successfully shot down nine of the suns, becoming an instant hero. He eventually became king and married Chang'e.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chang%27e
The more you know.

>>12214590
Funny, that contradicts what I read, about Chang'E's husband being a total dickhead and her swallowing the pills to avoid him becoming immortal.
In your version, she's just clueless.

>>12214594
Read the rest:
>But Houyi grew to become greedy and selfish. He sought immortality by ordering an elixir be created to prolong his life. The elixir in the form of a single pill was almost ready when Chang'e came upon it. She either accidentally or purposely swallowed the pill. This angered King Houyi, who went after his wife. Trying to flee, she jumped out the window of a chamber at the top of the palace—and, instead of falling, she floated into the sky toward the Moon. King Houyi tried unsuccessfully to shoot her down with arrows.

There are like 4 versions, but only the 2nd one (the one we're talking about) is most well-known.

>>12214597
>There are like 4 versions
This is why old legends are annoying as fuck.

Wasn't aware Chang'E was a celestial.

>>12214537
i'm sorry to shatter your dreams but earth's moon is too small and too well explored for a hidden utopia moon base with water, dioxygen and a complete agrarian economy to live from it
especially the water part makes it impossible, you know how much water a small village needs to survive for just a year, even if you optimize everything there should be a large sea of water somewhere hidden in the moon which is protected by the high oscillations in the temperatures
no moon rabbits for you, sir

>>12215034
I don't think we have even landed on the far side.

>>12215034
You're saying my waifu can't exist?
Are you implying I should look for a real girlfriend instead of fantasizing on 2D girls?
Are you that disgusting, you fucking realfag?

>>12215034
But it's magic.

Bam, your entire argument just fell apart.

>Day Lunar bunny on the Moon!
>Names Reisen at least that's what my masters call me
>lately there's been some kinda uproar here on the capital
>Allegedly human are on it "pfft yeah right!"
>Get ordered to investigate with my detachment of fellow lunar bunnies
>Bunny hop company in da house! Woop! Woop!
>reach the Mare Tranquillitatis "oh wow! look at that nobodyss around"
"Alright bunnies, lets head home" I tell my fellow bunnies "Worse day of my life" I say under my breath.
>Little would I know how true that would be
>feel a tug at my sleeve
>Its Reisin # 4 yeah the Lunars aren't very imaginative when it come to names
>She points off in the distance and no shit there they are, humans
>And they're planting a flag on the surface and high fiving each other
>those jerks got some nerve!
Hey! I shout as I hop over
"You cant just go around planting flags and claiming this place as yours"
>Bunny sisters all nodding in agreement
>The humans look at each other and and then lean close to each other
>dumb-asses, don't they know bunnies have keen hearing
>using my keen hearing I listen in.....
>shit! I don't know that Language, you win this time humans
>They gesture towards us with a pen and paper
>Heh they're smart ones, if you cant communicate with words do it through pictures
>they hand over the paper and pen and I get to drawing
>while i'm doing that the other bunny girls seem to be playing with them
>showing them how to get around on the moon
>the bunny hop is the best way around it really is
>finish my drawing of my foot in their ass and had it over
>They take it and look it over
>Hmm I really wish I could see Their faces
>The one on the right gestures me over
>When I come up to him he balls the picture up and throws it in my face
>Rude!
"Oh Its on now!"
>they get in fighting stances and the one on the left gesture us over with one finger
>cocky bastards
"Bunny hop company! attack!" I shout

>>12215952
>we charge em planning to use our Superior numbers and Superior technology and Superior everything else
>See Reisens#3-8 go flying over my head
>Oh my Watatsuki! these guys ain't fucking around
>See the one on the right use one of our own as a club swinging her around to beat the others
>the one on the left is throwing out blows and kicks and somehow stars and stripes
>Suddenly they jump back and a giant eagle holding branches and arrows with stars above its head appears
"Shit! special attack! abort! abort!
>well it look like my fellow bunny girls where already way ahead of me as i notice the ones still able to stand trying to hop away
>Get to hopping but suddenly a vessel in the sky appears
>They had another keeping tabs on them from above
"fuuuuu"
>Don't get to finish my sentence as the combine special attack plus space sky vessel unleash a powerful attack wiping out my whole party
>we got our asses thrashed
>Time to look out for number 1
>I nope the fuck outta there I know Eirin will let me crash with her, shes so cool
>hear my former battle sisters cry out
>Put my fingers in my ears
"I cant hear you!" I say as I high-tail it outta there
>I'll remember them..not really
>As I'm hopping away decide to look back
>See a couple of my former battle sisters getting their asses spanked...with the humans hips
>Sucks to be you I think to myself
>steal off into the dark-side of the moon and to my new home with Erin
>shits gonna be so dope!
>little would I know that Erin is a bitch

>>12215952
>>12215960
I like it.

>>12215960
>former battle sisters getting their asses spanked...with the humans hips
I don't get it.

>>12216109
Bunny rape.

>>12216115
What with the HFY-stroking?

>>12216116

Spillover from /tg/.

>>12216124
Disgusting.

Why was Reisen the moon duo's pet and not some other rabbit? What makes her so special?

>>12216173
Extraordinary people aren't required to have extraordinary pets. Next you'll claim that, because the mooninites are shark gods, their piss is super-special piss that tastes like strawberries and makes you live forever or their house can walk on chicken legs and turn into a loli to defeat Yukari in personal combat.

>>12216207
I'll do no such thing. Just want to know why they picked Reisen to be their pet.

>>12216207
You seem upset about something. You want to talk about it?

>>12216173
Considering they chose Reisen II afterwards, maybe because they like some bunnies with low self-esteem so they can bully.

>>12215952
>Reisen hopping
This somehow makes me laugh.

>>12216904
Bunny hoppind is a valid strategy in speedruns.

>>12219547
Now you make me want a Quake game where you play as Reisen hopping around shooting astronauts and shuttles.

>>12219555
Just as planned.

why does the nameless pseudo-rabbit has two fake bunny-ears? is this some kind of cosplay-fetish from the lunarians or is she some kind of superhuman-cyborg with sending and receiving ESP-waves through her artificial bunny-ears or both?

>>12219623
Wait until Touhou: Lunar war OVAs to find out!

>you will never operate operationally with Reisen and Yorihime
;_;

>>12219623
What if Reisen is just playing dumb all along and she's a secret agent sent by the moonbitches to destroy Gensokyou?

>>12219644
Shut the fuck up, you're spoiling my story's plot twist.

>>12219668
jesus i hoped you quitted writing

>>12216213

reisen has bacon ears

>>12219623
Reisen 2 is just a moonrabbit.
Reisen has been the Watatsukis' pet for longer than that, and has been trained in military warfare.

Either her ears were upgraded, either she got mutilated somehow and these ears are cybernetics replacements.
Decide yourself.

>>12219623
reisen has cat eyes

Do you think Raisin just need an excuse to ditch the moon bitch's? And Armstrong and Buzz just provided the excuse to leave?

>>12229642
Shut up moron.

>>12193502
S-Satsuki sama?

>>12229676
Make me, queer

>>12229726
What kind of subhuman are you? Are you from the Legion?

>>12229642
She wouldn't feel guilty if that was the case.

Shit 2hus

Shit thread

>>12233036
Stop shitposting.

Yorihime is the sexiest mooner.

>>12233455
QFT

>>12214574
>According to an Aztec legend, the god Quetzalcoatl, then living on Earth as a man, started on a journey and, after walking for a long time, became hungry and tired. With no food or water around, he thought he would die. Then a rabbit grazing nearby offered herself as food to save his life. Quetzalcoatl, moved by the rabbit's noble offering, elevated her to the Moon, then lowered her back to Earth and told her, "You may be just a rabbit, but everyone will remember you; there is your image in light, for all people and for all times."
>Another Mesoamerican legend tells of the brave and noble sacrifice of Nanahuatzin during the creation of the fifth sun. Humble Nanahuatzin sacrificed himself in fire to become the new sun, but the wealthy god Tecciztecatl hesitated four times before he finally set himself alight to become the Moon. Due to Tecciztecatl's cowardice, the gods felt that the Moon should not be as bright as the sun, so one of the gods threw a rabbit at his face to diminish his light. It is also said that Tecciztecatl was in the form of a rabbit when he sacrificed himself to become the Moon, casting his shadow there.
Moon rabbits confirmed for mexicans

Fuck off /tg/, nobody wants a board that goes GOOD SIR not even ironically and is infested with furshit on the Jay.

>>12238342
Nice bump dumbass.

>>12238346
I want to let all of the Jay know we as a board should collectively despise QUESTS: THE QUESTING.
Besides, not like anyone uses anything but the catalog wwwwwww

>>12216810
...yeah

>>12215960
I hate it.

>>12243168
I want to do something mean to that but that feeling comes from a place of love. I don't understand.

>>12235270
What's QTFT stand for?

>>12243713
Quoted For Truth.

>>12243713
quoted for truth
it means you agree with whatever the other faggot said