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Of course, she's german!

reisen is a rabbit

She's a lunarian, you dorks

>>12209171
but even lunarian have japanese names

>>12209171

a rabbit

Reisen is a fucking war machine, not a person

but the moon sisters call Reisen II Reisen too

So Reisen I has no real name?

>>12209180
Her real name is useless bunny only good for sex appeal.

>raisin

>>12209190
elle est francaise!

Please stop treating Reisen like a person, and stop calling it "she" and "her".

It's "it". It was bred for war, the only reason it is here now because it failed its function and deserted.

>>12209195
Dont trigger me, cishet

Rai Zen

to this very day, i still can't believe her name is reisen or udongein

it blows my mind. i felt like she has a different name all the time. whenever i type reisen to refer to her, i almost have to do a doubletake

>>12209521
It's Reisen Udongein Inaba.

>>12209521
If you call her Reisen, you might summon the other Reisen.

Ich hasse Reisen!

>>12209195
>>12209177
So a German then. Case closed.

pls stop bullying bunny

>>12209718
No, she does not belong to any nation/planet.

She's a weapon in biological form!

>>12209742
>She
I meant "it".

>>12209162

I don't give A SHIT, nerd.

Reisen is still my favorite Touhou and you can go suck a lemon.

>>12209760
but...but...she's white

>>12209742
>>12209765
She's a fucking wabbit.

>>12209772
She's not a rabbit youkai.

She just has clipped on rabbit ears and a tail buttplug.

>>12209718
No, she deserts/runs away so she must be french!

I won't let the germans have her.

Reisen got red eyes and she fought americans.

She's a dirty gommunist!

Better dead than red!

>>12209162
But one day she'll be Reisen Udongein Konpaku!

Daily reminder that rabbits were originally brought up by Orientals.

>>12211551
That's bullshit, rabbit is everywhere.

>>12211554
To the Moon you silly.

Chang'e, master of moon rabbits.

>>12211557
Hmm, I really doubt Chang'e literally invent the rabbit species, after all, the moon rabbit is unlike earth rabbit.

Earth rabbit is rabbit in physical form (Tewi got human form cuz magic), but the moon rabbit is humanoid with rabbit ears and tail.

>>12211562
Well, obviously like Lunarians, Moon Rabbits came about by being changed by the Moon's tremendously magic atmosphere.

Lunarians are naturally long-lived (Without the Moon's influence), magically inclined, and aesthetically beautiful.

>>12211567
Just saying moon rabbit might not be the same species/breed of earth rabbit.

>>12211572
Roughly they are the same, Earth rabbits hold less power in their eyes than Moon rabbits, at least the earth version of bunny.

They do seem to be bred on the Moon differently, Reisen's squad having the same ears as her while civilian rabbits have more floppy ears.

> Daily reminder that Reisen is not an oriental/asian/japanese.

She's still a slut though. That's probably the only thing about her that earthlings and lunarians both equally recognize.

>>12214435
Oh well, at least she won't be beating Sanae or Youmu in the slut throne.

>>12209162
>and possibly as "Udongeïn" in French.

Who the hell cares!?

>>12209164
Probably, without the rocket scientists no American would have ever made it to the moon.

>>12214482
She's a moon french/german communist rabbit!

And she worships Allah, hence the moon on her vest.

Reisen is a bunny.

>>12214685

I dunno. Those ears look kinda fake

Reisen is my wife, and I won't tolerate any bullying.

>>12216396
me on pic

>>12216816

Reisen uses her ears to tickle my balls

>>12216823
You will never sleep naked with Udongein.

Reisen adjusting to life off of the moon.

>>12216816
She's stupid

>>12216855
Watch what you say

Walking in on Udonge

I heard she lost her ears in the war...

>>12216902
All soldier rabbits lost their ears anon, I believe their real ears got cut to install radio-ears to anticipate wavelength.

>>12216902
Her ears are real and they're spectacular

>>12216871
BANG?

>>12216948

The last thing you see before you go insane.

Why the embarrassment? Rabbits always dress like this.

Is Reisen American? After all, she's a USA G.I.!

>>12218566
heh

Answer me this, dorks.

Just what exactly are rabbits doing on the fucking Moon?

What?

>>12220680

what are they doing on earth?

Reisen is AMERICAN!

>>12220680
It's something to do with Asian folklore I think.

>>12220690
Care to go a bit more in-depth here?

>>12220688
no

>>12220726
I think it draws inspiration from one of the tales of Konjaku Monogatari specifically this one:
http://sera38.tripod.com/rabit/rabit.htm
But that only explains the moon rabbit part, if you care to now more Kaguya is drawn from Taketori Monogatari or the tale of the bamboo cutter and I think Eirin is based off a Shinto goddess.

>>12220680
>>12220726
The rabbits on the moon thing comes from this. Just like the typical western pareidolic image is a face - the "Man in the Moon" - the typical image in some other cultures is a rabbit standing by a pestle. Lots of mythology and folklore from those cultures incorporated or built on this imagery, and Touhou is in that lineage.

On the subject of the etymology of Reisen's name: if my dick can't tell the difference, I don't care.

>>12220688
I approve of this message, Americans conquered the moon, so Reisen is naturally an american.

Reisen is versatile; can be shy and timid in typical rabbit nature or yandere potential with the eyes and all.

Good variety~

Reisen is Jewish

Reisen is actually a Ashkenazi last name that is Yiddish for "Roses"

http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=reisen

Please no bully or performing medical experiments on her

>>12221671
Yeah, her variety is whatever can please my dick.

>>12221696
reisen is not her last name tho

>>12221704
She flipped it backwards according to Japanese naming style along with changing the spelling.

>>12221719
No, not at all.

Before coming in Eientei, Reisen is her only name, there is no first nor last name.

>>12221744
Even her japanese profile goes with 鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ（れいせん・うどんげいん・イナバ） instead of traditional japanese naming style, so it's even weirder.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Reisen_Udongein_Inaba/Game_Profiles

>>12216988
I tried wearing 3d glasses for this, didn't work.

>>12221648
not

>>12221696
This is wrong.

Reisen can't be jewish! Reimu and Nitori are more jewish than her!

>>12223298

>>12223298
I want an OVA where Udonge kicks ass and Youmu helping her.

Reisen is such a slut that her sluttiness just radiates like Chernobyl and she doesn't even have to show it

Reisen is lovely isn't she.

>>12224905
I am in love with her.

>>12225009
Best kind of beauty! Elegance and so smartly-looking.

She also seems smug!

Reisen is a raisin.

Now Domon Cashew has a new friend!

Delicious and nutritious.

Reisen is drunk

>>12226003
She's got good reason.

>>12225975

not sure why I love this picture so much

How much free time does Reisen get? Does she gets days off?

She's only good for her sex appeal.

>>12227282
You're only good for your sex appeal.

>>12227282
That's her special attribute, dude.

>>12211550
Dream about it.

I like rational, expressionless killer Reisen best (she kinda shows this side in the fightan games), but her playing dumb being useless bunny is also sweet.

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Reisen

When I first read this though, I thought Reisen was pretty serious about banning rabbit meat since seeing people eating rabbit meat is like cannibalism for her I guess.but when I read the interview she's actually pretty lenient and reasonable.

>>12234570
Actually, it's more like the rabbits can't eat their own kind so they want Reisen to act on behalf for them and get them chicken meat.

lmao "dong"

lewd rabbit

>>12232263
>expressionless killer Reisen best (she kinda shows this side in the fightan games)
You wanna run that by me again?

>>12234578
I quote her SWR profile:
>Personality: both carefree and crazed. Is a different person in battle.

>Since she is not originally a creature of Earth, she isn't much like humans at all. She can change her personality completely to match her circumstances.

>She is not really very kind, and sometimes she can play dumb just as well as Reimu.

Yes, Reisen is actually a heartless killer bro.

>>12234580
inb4 but but useless bunny
Nigga, she plays dumb.

>>12234580
>Yes, Reisen is actually a heartless killer bro.
It doesn't say that at all you idiot.

>>12234589
>Is a different person in battle.
>She can change her personality completely to match her circumstances.
>She is not really very kind
Ok, maybe heartless is a bit much, but this means she's cold ass muhfugga who can change her personality/attitude to whoever she fights, sounds like a professional killer to me.

>>12234600
Or that she's just insane.

Either ways, even ZUN acknowledges that she can play dumb.

>>12234600
>sounds like a professional killer to me.
Or she's not originally a creature of Earth, and isn't much like humans at all.

>>12234613
So it means she's inhuman?

>>12234616
Well, duh. She literally isn't human.

>>12234623
No, I mean her personality.

Even in setting, non-human characters have human personalities, while for Reisen, the quote is generally about her personality, it pretty much says the way she thinks isn't like human, therefore inhuman.

>>12234628
Yeah, that.
I mean, I'm not putting much stock in it and my idea of Reisen is already pretty set, but that's what it says.

>>12234641
Since Reisen can play dumb like Reimu (who's pretty fucked up herself), and she can change personality in battle, there are only two traits that we can deduct:
- she doesn't think like human
- she is not really very kind (kinda awkward wording from ZUN part)

That leaves some scary impression.

>>12234580
>>12234644
Since when does Reimu play dumb?

>>12234648
It's either that or you believe her hurr durr she got good intuition shit.

>>12234660
I'd believe it. Makes as much sense as her being super tough and skilled without ever training.

>>12234742
Seriously, the theory that she plays dumb explains her power.

>>12234749
How?

http://books.google.com/books?id=KygEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA1&pg=RA1-PA70#v=onepage

Why are there so few Reisen rape doujins? You'd think there'd be tons of them.

>>12234853
Is this a joke?

Or you must mean Reisen II.

>>12234872
It's not a joke. There really isn't much.

>>12234853
Rape proves largely unnecessary with reisen

>>12234922
Dude search Udonge Childbirth Drug training.

Reisen has some pretty fucking dark, morbid doujins.

>>12234811
Every times she says she does it without training and uses her "intuition" to investigate incident, she lies/plays dumb.

>>12234946
You do at least see her training when she knows she has to, like in Silent Sinner in Blue. Although she just lost in that anyway I guess.

>>12234949
Yorihime is too OP.

Though Toyotahime is supposed to be OP-er.

>>12234966
>Toyotahime
I meant Toyohime* ;_;

I wish somebody would draw Reisen fully decked out for contemporary war, with a M249 SAW para, a glock-19/34/sig p226 as her sidearm and a glock knife.

Imizu did a pretty boss Reisen with the FN Minimi and that dude who draws Reisen with a M4A1 was pretty gud too.

>>12234997
I want a Heart of Iron mod for the Lunar war, with Reisen, Yorihime, and Eirin being the war cabinet, leading battalions to beat earth invaders, and NEET princess hampering the war effort because of her constant spending.

>>12234997
*good

>>12235006
How about a Heart of Iron/Crusader King mod for all Gensokyo?
Gensokyo serves the background, every faction (Hakurei, Moriya, Eientei, SDM...) fight to claim it.

I think a Gensokyo strat game would be pretty great.

>>12234943
Yes, I know. It's nasty and terrible and you should feel bad if you like it and it came out just last year.
Looking at exhentai, there are 20 Reisen doujins tagged as rape, and some of those are compilations or dupes. For a character that got this abused buttmonkey thing going for her and is subordinate to most common porn plot device in Gensokyo, that's incredibly low.
Why?

>>12235182
Maybe she's not that popular of a bunny, and I'm fine with that.

>>12235182
>you should feel bad if you like it
I did feel bad the first few times, but now that I'm being honest with myself it feels oh so good.

>>12235191
...is she? Shit, how popular is Reisen? Always assumed she's pretty high up there, but...

>>12235192
Well that's bad. Why would you even go back?

>>12235196
I don't know how popular she is, but I read some pretty gud doujin for her and Eientei cast, quality > quantity anyway.

I want to marry reisen

So I just read all of Inaba of Earth, Inaba of the Moon, pretty fun read, wish there's more.

It covers nearly all my favorite parts of Gensokyo and even has a part with Suwako, Wriggle and Alice.

Reisen is abused too much tho.

>>12235857
The rabbit strike chapter was interesting cuz it shows Reisen can't choose between either helping the rabbits or the lunarians...

>>12235866
Then again even Tewi didn't give a damn about the wabbits so it's kinda sad.

Only Mokou and Reisen care about them.

rabbit rabbit

>>12234943
Well, kudos to the artist for ruining Eientei for me forever. I don't think I'll be able to look at Eirin without disgust anymore.

>>12234943
I think that's more of an issue of the particular circle than Reisen herself.

>>12235866
>Would you sell out your comrades? Unbelievable!
Low blow, Tewi...

>>12235990
Nah, there is another dark doujin involving Eientei cast but Reisen in particular.

I won't give the name tho.

>>12236452
Wow, a whole other one doujin.
Is it porn?

>>12235873
>Only Mokou and Reisen care about them.
And Kaguya.

>>12237137
No, it's a drama/action doujin with a bit horror.

>>12237165
Guya is just trying to play dumb, she uses rabbits labor to power her electric fan, fish baits and warm pillows.

>>12237177
Hey but fish bait aside, at least the rabbits live right?

>>12237186
I really mean this, and not in a sarcastic tone since the rabbits are honestly pretty dumb for following Tewi instead of Reisen.

>>12237177
Oh no, not only do the rabbits have to live in a mansion, they are also required to snuggle with a princess so she can sleep comfortably? What terrible abuse, I can't believe any of them bother sticking around. I mean, she's only a historical figure who's renowned for her beauty, it must be such an inconvenience to have to lazily let her spoon you while you all sleep in her palace.

Someone call the cops, this is animal cruelty at its worst.

>>12237204
Well, it's technically their (and Tewi) mansion, still, since the rabbits don't do much but play while Reisen takes care of most of the stuff so I guess it's okay.

Molesting the bunny.

>>12237217
Oh yeah, it's just peachy.

Wrong pic.
Damn it, I like that one too. What a waste.

>>12239203
pls don't molest reisen

>>12239478
Easier said than done.

>>12239490
Pic related.

What happens if you go too far with Reisen.

>>12239504
No way, I'd never do that. Probably not strong enough to tear off any ears anyway.

>>12239515
Nah, it's when she snaps after so much abuse and goes full PTSD veteran mode.

>>12239516
...oh. Well.
How much abuse would it take to reach that stage?

>>12239517
I dunno man, maybe if you keep reminding and making fun her that she left her comrades to die.

She's eternally sad about that

>>12239521
Even if I hate traitor and coward, I think Reisen is a good bunny at heart, and to keep living is to win right? And she went back to serving lunarian princess and doctor anyway so it's not like she's running away forever/truly deserting.

>>12236452
Is it the clone one?

>>12240249
Yes.

>>12209162
>According to an Aztec legend, the god Quetzalcoatl, then living on Earth as a man, started on a journey and, after walking for a long time, became hungry and tired. With no food or water around, he thought he would die. Then a rabbit grazing nearby offered herself as food to save his life. Quetzalcoatl, moved by the rabbit's noble offering, elevated her to the Moon, then lowered her back to Earth and told her, "You may be just a rabbit, but everyone will remember you; there is your image in light, for all people and for all times."
>Another Mesoamerican legend tells of the brave and noble sacrifice of Nanahuatzin during the creation of the fifth sun. Humble Nanahuatzin sacrificed himself in fire to become the new sun, but the wealthy god Tecciztecatl hesitated four times before he finally set himself alight to become the Moon. Due to Tecciztecatl's cowardice, the gods felt that the Moon should not be as bright as the sun, so one of the gods threw a rabbit at his face to diminish his light. It is also said that Tecciztecatl was in the form of a rabbit when he sacrificed himself to become the Moon, casting his shadow there.
Moon rabbits confirmed for mexicans.

>>12239521
I bet I know what happens next.