/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A sandwich and a coke

I have to pay?

As much as it takes.

Depends on how you define love.

$50 rape dollars

Does the original Japanese in that comic match the music for Sousei no Aquarion?

I won't pay my waifu

is it that hard to say 12000?

>>1218427
See >>1218363. Lyrics to a song.

>>1218612
the correct translation of the lyrics are 12000 moran. just because the eastern counting system is different doesn't mean you have to be a retard about translating

>>1218338
Yup.

I'd pay 8000 yen to rub her armpits

I prefer give love to teh rabbits

Pay?

I'd try to cover food costs. I don't think she has much to worry about money for past that.

>>1218330
she'd have to pay me,
1M+.

100,000 Yen

Zero. I don't like Reimu. I like Sanae.

One day, Sanae will defeat that red-white miko monster, and bring peace to the land.

>>1218749
>>teh

and rabbits prefer to give love to those who are literate.

Love me as in have sex with me? £300, any more and I could easily find a girl just as attractive to dress up like her and take it in the armpit.

Love me as in care about and for me, and want to live with me for the rest of my life? I reckon if I sold my flat, killed my sister, sold what I got from her then killed my parents and sold their house I could put together somewhere in the region of £2m, after deducting a few grand to pay for the murders to be covered up.


I'd be homeless and open to blackmail, but fuck would it be worth it.

>>1218778

Pay you? For what? Bribing your fat ugly self out of your basement?

>>1218898
Fuck you I'm not fat and ugly, My mother says that I am very handsome and smart and that any girl will be lucky to have me.

>>1218330
I will pay with my blood

>>1218712
It's meant to match the lyrics of a song called 'Sousei no Aquarion'
The official English version of the song goes "One hundred million and two thousand years" so that's why it sounds weird

>>1218950
WTF?!
You're not me!, how do you know that my mom says that? and that I'm not fat nor ugly.
are you from another dimension?

I would pay a girl just to tell me that she loved me...

>>1220040
I'm a girl and I love you. :3

>>1218821
But wouldn't that mean the Great Hakurei Barrier would remain unguarded and Youkai could slip past into the real world or vice versa with humans entering Gensokyo?

>>1218712
It sounded like you were criticizing the writing, not the translation.

>>1219758
stop trying to take credit for my post fuck off you troll.

>>1220100
Yukari, Ran, Chen, Alice, Patchouli, Mokou, Keine, etc, etc.(just to name a few) ARE YOUKAIS, if you know what I mean.

>>1220173
>Mokou
>Keine
>Youkai

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Fujiwara_no_Mokou
>Fujiwara no Mokou
>Species: Human

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Keine_Kamishirasawa
>Keine Kamishirasawa
>Species: Were-hakutaku

>>1218330

A bowl full of my shit

>>1220173
No Anonymous, you are the Youkais.

>>1220192
>Species: Were-hakutaku
>Species: Not human
She's a youkai.

Hmm...

I wonder what would happen if I donated 1,000,000 yen...?

>>1220254
they don't use yen in Gensokyo.

>>1220371
Except they do. It isn't the same yen as the Japanese yen, though.

but Reimu already loves me.

Also, WTF is this.

>>1220388
Sakuya judging from the maid headgear

>>1220402

SAKUYA-SAN SAKUYA-SAN

>>1220453

CLEANING STOP. ROOM CLEANING STOP.

>>1220453
>>1220460

I'd put my donation into her shrine, if you know what I mean.

>>1220192
Doesn't matter, I'll have my youkai orgy anyways!.

>>1220475
SOURCE plz...

>>1220502
I don't think there's any.

>>1220615
There is but I don't know the site. Perhaps another Anon can provide.

>>1220628

http://arunicarnival.himegimi.jp/top.html

>>1220615
:(

>>1220646
>:(

go back to gaia

so is it like cannon for marisa to kinda be a jerk?

She's always doing stuff like giving fake money to reimu, or being selfish/rude in fanart.

>>1220650
you people get butthurt over the stupidest things.

>>1220665
>cannon
ಠ_ಠ

>>1220665

Marisa is just dumb, not an asshole.

>>1220745
She isn't dumb at all. She's just a bit too blunt when talking to others.

>>1220711
>ಠ_ಠ

hey look i can be gay too

MARISA IS HOT

SHE IS A BLONDIE AND A WITCH, SO THAT IS ALL VERY NICE AND I LIKE ZE~ LOTS

Marisa is both blunt and an asshole. She wants to take books from Patchu's library, blow shit up, etc etc. However, this makes her cute and pedo due to her looks. However, this is a good thing.

Marisa is neither dumb nor a jerk. She is just a bit arrogant, although doesn't like to outwardly show it. She likes flair and frills, and is a romantic. Other than being extremely sexy, and being a harem lead, she really is not that much of a main character, as compared to Reimu.

>>1220771
>>1220769
>>1220761
>>1220751
>>1220745
>>1220665
NO, Marisa is actually a dick that treats everyone else like pussies.
She's THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST THE WORST

>>1220823

Woah there, calm down Shiki.

Marisa is like Tom Sawyer. She just wants to have fun while doing her best to avoid getting caught.

>>1218330
3,537 in Zimbabwe dollars.

Marisa is too manly.

Marisa is much smarter than Makoto. She knows how to handle a woman, and will tell her directly when she doesn't like her.

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This thread needs more Marisa.

best ass in Gensokyo.

REPORTED FOR COMMUNISM

Why is Marisa so not into Alice? I mean, I know she loves eating Patchu while she reads porno books, and taking Flandre out onto dates at the Hakurei Shrine to cause lulz with Reimu and get her jealous, and mack Reimu while she's alone at the shrine with promises of food, and letting Nitori stick fingers in her delicious witchy ass, so why doesn't Alice get any love?

I guess because she's worthless, even moreso than Koakuma(little devil, not a real name. lol how idiotic)

>>1220907
i agree alice is worthless
fuck arisu

>>1220907

Alice is a psycho is in infatuated with Marisa, no matter how many times Marisa says no she still follows around.

>>1220907
I wish to hate you to hell.

I really need to see a picture of marisa sliding her broom between her legs

>>1220907

Alice is too creepy.

>>1220924

Although eventually Marisa accepted her as a friend.

Ronery story with happy ending.

>>1220931

let's just see here how many of those i have...

alice feels like creepy stalker otaku
exactly like /jp/
this is truth you can'
t deny

>>1220924
Shoujo Butt?

ファックアメリカ

manly.

What do you people see in Marisa?
I mean, she's worst than futa and furry COMBINED!
srsly, she's UGLY & THE GAME

>>1220986

It's all perspective.

I would really liek to know where to buy this figurine.

>>1220986
I wanna get fucked by Marisa.

It is hard being popular.

>>1220986
i like futa, but not furry, btu marisa is hot and cool.

That's that for now, I'll finish up later.

>>1221007

Unfortunately for you your sister is closer with her than you are.

I need a pic of Marisa cosplaying as I-no.

what does ze~ mean?

>>1221018
Heresy is heresy the space marines are still going to rape you for it.

>>1221028
wouldn't be hugged by flan leave marisa in 2 halves?

>>1221050
Its the extremely manly and boastful form of des~ and MANLY AS FUCK + Desu = Daze

>>1220984
imma readin' mah blank book

>>1221066
No, just no.

>>1221054
sup /tg/

>>1220996
Fuck I have to go see Lupin now

>>1220210
Isn't there a doujin where Reimu turns into a giant monster and kills everyone in Gensokyo except for Chen, Ran and a couple of others but after she turns back to normal she has no memory of what happened and was happy to finally see her donations box was full?

>>1221239

>>1221239
lolwat

>>1221239

The one where she's got the oni mask on?

>>1221239
Sauce ??