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>My secret 2hu fantasy is to kiss Youmu and then have a snuggle party with her and Yuyuko.

>>12206767
Youmu is not a dog. She is a girl !!

A GIRL !!

I'd probably have a nice quiet evening with Ran, making some thin fried tofu with drinks and other dishes

>>12206772
she's

*put's on sunglasses*

a bitch

>>12206772
A dead girl.

>>12206796
That's not true! She's only half dead! Even if she WERE dead, that still wouldn't change how I feel about her!

>>12206804
Her human half is cold like a corpse.

>>12206809
Then I'll warm her with my love!

Usually just dream about doing something practical like working for eirin alongside reisen

Probably excessive drinking with loli oni and milf oni

>>12206758
I'd want to be Yukari's disciple or maybe shikigami. Maybe with her as a teacher I'd be able to understand calculus past II. Learning to warp reality and smoking some weed with her would be cool too.

>>12206758
B-but I want to be the only one who snuggles Youmu...

>>12206870
Don't be greedy. Youmu has enough snuggles for everybody.

>>12206878
Youmu has deadly sword skills. She chops people into pieces!

>>12206879
Scary! Do you think Youmu would chop me up if I wanted to snuggle with her?

Could Youmu beat Yorihime in a sword fight?

>>12206767

youmu is a cat

>>12206881
No because mooninite godhax

>>12206881
Tch! As if that newhu could possibly take on the fastest gardener in all of Gensokyo!

>>12206881
>>12206886
But she could beat her in a cuteness fight!

Wow!

>>12206889
I'm sure that somewhere in the Shinto pantheon there is a god Yorihime could channel to either slow Youmu down or make herself as fast. Moons always win, dude.

>>12206892
YOU CAN DO IT YOUMU!

I BELIEVE IN YOU!

I want to lick all of their smelly, sweaty feet!

>>12206903
That's lewd!

>>12208128
I can't help but crave their delicious feet.

>>12208139
which 2hus feet would u lik first

i want to horriby violate cirno

>>12208171
>i want to horriby violate cirno

>>12206758
I'd like to serve the denizens of Hakugyokurou.
Every morning, I'd get up at the same time as Youmu, and while she goes off to wake up Yuyuko, I'd prepare breakfast and and tea and then help the gardener with his duties until noon, which is when I start preparing lunch.
The afternoon I mainly spend with cleaning duties or errands, while also preparing the lady's snacks for the next day.
After dinner (not too opulent, it's not good to eat too heavy before sleep!), unless there's something that requires my attention, I'll have time for myself until the next morning.

Threesome with Youmu and Remilia. Youmu smothers me with her stinky butthole or smelly feet while Remilia sucks me off until she drains all that salty milk out of my dick.

http://dsp.dangerpeanut.net

Personally I'd like to snuggle with /jp/ under a warm blanket as we watch a movie.

That is all I want in the world. Why can't I have that?

>>12208152
Youmu's; they're the smelliest.

>>12208191
That's really cute, and if I were too, I'd do that with you!

>>12208179
>i want to horriby violate cirno too

>>12208206
Wow, thanks!! I bet /jp/ is a really great snuggler, too.. so cozy.

>>12208186

Also, become a butler/messenger of the SDM and serve Remilia Ojou-sama. Terrorize Satori-chan if the chance arises.

>>12208186
Same, but with Flan instead of Youmu.

>>12206829
Great dream, dude! But I want to be directly subordinate to Eirin and do some science.

I have a fantasy where Suika is a slut but falls in love with me and throws away her sluttiness to be with me but later I catch her fucking someone else so I leave and get with another 2hu while she regrets what she did and gives up sex forever.

>>12208519
What would you do if she came to you begging to take her back? She has a problem, Anon. She's sick. She needs your support more than anything.

>>12206758
>you will never hug a waggysaggy

I will like to run errands to everyone in gensokyo and stalk people, always blending with the crowd in towns and no one knowing who i am. might as well be a ghost

>>12208564
Why she cry?

>>12208578
Because she will never hug a jaypee.

>>12208578
She'll never hold me either

>>12208285
man what i would give to have those...

All I want is to cuddle or be cuddled by Yukari and Ran.

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>>12208934
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>>12206836
This. Touhou fantasies without alcohol is no touhou fantasy at all.

I wanna do psychedelics with Alice!

>>12209117
Doing drugs is wrong. A high class lady like Alice would never reduce herself to being a drug-user.

>>12209247
She literally buys drugs from Eirin though.

>>12209249
No she does not! Do not tell lies about Alice!

I want to gunfight with Reisen, if either of us aren't dead yet, we would engage in knife fight, if either of us aren't dead by then, we would cuddle afterwards.

>>12209255
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Eirin

>Aya ところで胡蝶夢丸は、どういう方が買われていくのですか？ (By the way, what kind of people buy Kochoumugan?)
>Eirin 森の人形遣いとか (There's the puppeteer from the forest, for one.)

>>12209267
...maybe it's Medicine?

>>12209267
That's fake. I refuse to believe Alice is buying drugs. If anything, it's prescribed antidepressants.

>夢の新薬の名前は「胡蝶夢丸（こちょうむがん）」。胡蝶になって自分を楽しむ、と言う意味で名付けられた。寝る前に紅い丸薬の胡蝶夢丸を数粒飲むと、その日は悪夢にはならず、楽しい夢を見て快適な目覚めが行えるという。このような薬を開発した経緯に関して、八意さんはこう語る。

>The name of this new drug is 'Kochoumugan' (Butterfly Dream Pill). It takes its name from the dream it induces, where one becomes a butterfly and enjoys oneself. A few doses of the red pill before bed will prevent nightmares and create an enjoyable dream for a good night's sleep. Yagokoro explains the specifics of what led to the development of this medicine:

I'm not knowledgeable on the topic, but that sounds like a psychedelic to me.

>>12209274
Alice was having horrible nightmares and was prescribed the medicine to help. No psychedelics here.

>>12206758
I had fantasies of flying in a B-52 with Okuu and watching her have fun blasting away at nuclear test sites.

>>12209383
What's that big thing in the middle? I find it hard to believe they can fit all those bombs in that tiny little plane...

Boring everyday life with Alice.

>>12209268
Butterfly dream pill.
To prevent nightmares.

>>12206758
Shop lifting with Rinnosuke.

>>12209442
Shall I warm that up for you?

>>12209247
>A high class lady like Alice
>high class
>implying
He has a Rolex on his wrist and is pouring the best champagne, AND rolls the best weed because he’s the shit.

>>12210115
I have a rolex too. It doesn't mean anything

>>12209268
>The Butterfly Dream Pill (胡蝶夢丸 Kochoumugan) is a drug created by Eirin Yagokoro, a red pill which gives the user pleasant dreams of flying around as a butterfly. Ancient versions of the drug could risk the user being trapped in the dreamworld

>pleasant dreams of flying around as a butterfly
>could risk the user being trapped in the dreamworld
Yeah, totally not psychedelics
Or having a bad trip

>>12210123
nice

>>12210115
>snoop
>drug user

Is /jp/ really this naive?

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Forest_of_Magic
>It's called the "Forest of Magic" because of the wide number of hallucinogenic mushrooms that grow here. Many magicians live in this forest for the sake of increasing their magical powers with these hallucinogenic mushrooms.

>It's the home to both Marisa Kirisame and Alice Margatroid.

Doing drugs with Touhous is one of my fantasies

>>12210132
i'm trying too hard, i'll stop.
sorry guys.

>>12210135
Yeah me too
Sorry /jp/
Stay pure and cute

it's too late i'm already posting it NOOO!

drugs are for subhumans. Alcohol is the same thing. Just drink yourself silly

>>12210250
Can I drink it easy?

>>12210134
I want to introduce crystal meth to Gensokyo and reduce the entire population to a bunch of fiends.

Ending up in gensokyo, aknowedging that, grab something to use as a weapon, roam around, when finding a youkai that tries to kill a human then kill it in return, give the human body a decent burial, move on, rinse and repeat till i'm dead, youkais decide to no longer kill/harm humans because they find that keeping their skin attached to their bones is more important or the human-eating ones are all dead, whatever comes first.

Then find a exit.

>>12210250
Drugs are serious business.

>>12210137
Do you really think I'm cute?

Use Murasa's left leg as fucktoy and then the right as dakimakura. Maye Nue's or Reisen's.

>>12210444
Whoa dude, you're pretty hardcore! In your fantasy, anyways.

>>12210657
W-While they're still attached, right?

>>12210661
Well think about this:

If one end up in Gensokyo it pretty much means that he has done nothing good or noteworthy with his life.

Even simply die trying would be more than anything else he's done in the rest of his life.

Textbook example of a "Nothing to lose, everything to gain" scenario.

>>12209274
As far as I know, a psychedelic takes effect while you're awake.

>>12210670
I am sure there are a lot of people who did great things or accomplished something of importance that wound up being forgotten.

>>12210700
They end up as citizens, not as food

>>12210711
Citation needed

Become a traveling tailor, do a few odd jobs for various people, become slightly known as a really good dressmaker. I'll travel around and exchange room and board for the night for a new dress with most of the 2hu. I'll find Meiling sleeping at the SDM gate, sit down, and begin sewing. When Sakuya shows up and hopefully begins her pre-murder remarks, I'll tell her to wait until I'm done to kill me. Hopefully she'll have enough professional respect to allow me to finish my work and place it on the sleeping China's head before she looks at it, acknowledges the quality, and demands that I come in and do some work for her mistress. I'll go in, calmly make a new frilly dress and be on my way, to talk with another 2hu.

I want to hug all of the Eienteis

barring that, some time in the SDM library would be nice

>>12210677
Generally yes but they can affect your sleep and dreams as well. It would certainly be possible for a drug or mix of drugs to be psychedelic and hypnotic.

>>12210677
>>12210948

>>12209442
I wanna go on groovy Gensokyo adventures with Rinnosuke ;_;

I would like to become a servant at the chireiden and sometimes be able to enjoy super comfy moments with Satori and the rest.

>>12210948
try suicide then hole

I would be the assistant to the assistant librarian.

>>12212580
I want to be a pet at Chireiden, like Okuu and Orin and do stupid pointless work like guarding the hole to hell because I don't have much abilities to speak of, but I would do so in cheeful bliss and try my very hardest every day for my owners.

I really wish people wouldn't have so many lewd fantasies.
Is that all touhou is for you?
Just a story with potential fucktoys?
If you want it that desperatly why not go out and fuck real women?
All vaginas are the same.

>>12212850
Say you, faggot, I just want to fight with Reisen.

>>12212856
Then again, I do want to cuddle with her afterwards.
Nothing sexual though.

>>12212858
I can understand if you want to have someone to love in your fantasies, but that's the point of the ones where people want raw loveless sex and rape?

It's something you can do so easily in real life

>>12212850
>all vaginas
>the same
Tightness is a factor.

>>12212860
Uh, if rape goes unpunished then a lot of jaypee would be on the street tonight.

I do have a 3D love interest though, Reisen is just 2interesting.

being taken advantage of by yuyuko

that's it pretty much.

>>12212850
I played a lewd 2hu visual novel and enjoyed the careless times spent at the Yakumo household more than the sex itself.
I want to live pleasantly with Touhous...

>>12212870
What you're looking for is called ``having a social life''.

>>12212893
Kinda shameful to admit, but my "social life" is not as taking it easy like with 2hus

Too much shit happening when I just want to relax and take it easy.